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twin lagoon
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postgresql************************

vernal moth
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This isn't 2010

limber knotBOT
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what even is Liberal Arts

cedar spade
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**Oracle

twin lagoon
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or mariadb for the majority of mc*

vernal moth
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Oracle is 2005 ๐Ÿ˜‚

void void
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**printer

cedar spade
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***Microsoft SQL Server

limber knotBOT
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Ohhh no

lavish nova
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ah yes we run an oracle database

limber knotBOT
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we use Micorsoft Sql Server at work

vernal moth
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I actually learned Oracle SQL in uni

lavish nova
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I too am bankrupt fellow oracle users

twin lagoon
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do people pronounce mysql as my - s - q - l

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or my sequel

void void
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1st

cedar spade
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former

twin lagoon
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ok good

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it's like nginx

cedar spade
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latter implies I will be replaced

vernal moth
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First, prolly a German thing

twin lagoon
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who the fuck calls nginx engine - x

vernal moth
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I do, lol

void void
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wat

vernal moth
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That's the only proper way

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Engine x

void void
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no

twin lagoon
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n - jinx

left swift
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M y seqewel

cedar spade
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en jinks

limber knotBOT
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i say my sequel, if you can pronounce it, you do

vernal moth
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How do ppl call sqlite?

twin lagoon
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s-q lite

void void
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s q l ight

limber knotBOT
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sequel-ite

cedar spade
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squeal I T E

vernal moth
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Yas

left swift
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Squeakal

limber knotBOT
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Alvin and the chipmunks: the sqlite

left swift
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Lol

lavish nova
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yes

void void
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hahha

left swift
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How is my name still like this I thought I would've been yelled at days ago

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Post wiz depression

limber knotBOT
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because it has an english n

vernal moth
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I hate it when ppl pronounce java as jaaaava, not with a jay

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Dum German

left swift
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Yava

vernal moth
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Oh the worst is Huawei

limber knotBOT
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Jah-va

twin lagoon
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jah-va is best

void void
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^

twin lagoon
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huawei is a bit more complicated

vernal moth
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Nobody in Germany is able to pronounce Huawei

twin lagoon
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same

void void
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ja vuh

cedar spade
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Hwahhhhhwayyyy

twin lagoon
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that

limber knotBOT
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i pronounce Huawei wah-way with a very little hu but not noticible, like a grace note

void void
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hu way eeeeee

twin lagoon
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no

fiery tapir
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hwah-way

vernal moth
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Germans say huh ah Wei

twin lagoon
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yep here too

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it's dumb

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then we have Xiaomi

vernal moth
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Schau mi

twin lagoon
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yes

void void
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scx iao mi

twin lagoon
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no

fiery tapir
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zay-oh-mee

limber knotBOT
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zoo-we-mama

twin lagoon
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zoo we mama

cedar spade
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Pretty sure English doesn't actually have that consonant sound lol

void void
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oh yeah wrong language

vernal moth
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Nike or nikeeee?

limber knotBOT
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ny key

cedar spade
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No

void void
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nigh k

twin lagoon
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nikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

left swift
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Depends on what ur referring to pepeLaugh

limber knotBOT
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i pronounce it decent at making shoes

vernal moth
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Oh, let's try some German brands

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Porsche

left swift
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Porsha

quasi valley
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pork

void void
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poor shhhh

limber knotBOT
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por-shh

cedar spade
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Poursk

fiery tapir
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anyone who pronounces nike as soft n ike is a sociopath

vernal moth
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Por schee

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Adidas?

cedar spade
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A D I D A S

void void
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ah de das

left swift
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Adadadadadadadadias

fiery tapir
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ah-dee-das

limber knotBOT
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do yall ever prank people and set your name to Name (Host) in zoom meetings

twin lagoon
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no because who the fuck uses zoom

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lmao

limber knotBOT
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adidas more like adios

vernal moth
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I never had a zoom meeting in my life

cedar spade
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Light

void void
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same and i hope i never will

limber knotBOT
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mm light

left swift
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What about the dark

vernal moth
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Fuck you md

limber knotBOT
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your edits have no power here

cedar spade
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:(

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alright runway is cancelled >:(

limber knotBOT
left swift
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Project runway

limber knotBOT
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s/y light/y life

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <06Mโ€‹inโ€‹iDโ€‹igโ€‹geโ€‹r> I never had a zoom meeting in my life

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My edits have power everywhere!

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thanks xd

fiery tapir
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set it to Reconnecting and turn off your audio

cedar spade
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you'll never find out what runway is because I never told people what it was in the first place :p

fiery tapir
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just say you have bad internet and fuck off lmao

left swift
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It's the mc developers version of the fashion show but instead of clothes its code

limber knotBOT
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what the heck

steel pulsar
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if your posting from anything other than irssi with your stupid irc-bridge i'm simplyognna have to block you

limber knotBOT
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โ‡ phoenix616 quit (~phoenix616@the.spigot.club) Quit: Ping timeout: 1597463007 seconds

steel pulsar
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owned

void void
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oh damn

limber knotBOT
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50 years

cedar spade
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the spigot club has timed out

steel pulsar
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why don't they set a proper ping timeout limit in the ircd settings

void void
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spigot club end ๐Ÿฆ€

limber knotBOT
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it's 121 seconds Red

golden gust
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120*

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Just, with how it does it, you get kicked on 121

cedar spade
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110

steel pulsar
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whys it say 1597463007 then

cedar spade
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wait this isn't the price is right

limber knotBOT
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ah because you didn't ping within 120

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because you can set a custom quit message :p

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./quit [message]

steel pulsar
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ah.... i've been foiled

limber knotBOT
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or /leave if you just want to leave the channel

fiery tapir
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chew i think that's just the fucking timestamp

steel pulsar
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i know i've been using irc since 2005

limber knotBOT
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dang

vernal moth
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Boomer

fiery tapir
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their ping is so bad that they managed to connect on january 1st, 1970

steel pulsar
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its just weird without the formatting

limber knotBOT
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buwumer

cedar spade
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smh should've used Discord in 2005

steel pulsar
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i did it was called retroshare

vernal moth
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10 years of discord experience on my CV

steel pulsar
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and it even had p2p file sharing

limber knotBOT
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ay hes back

vernal moth
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DCC

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๐Ÿ˜‚

steel pulsar
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dcc is dog shit

waxen panther
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wtb developer, must have 20 years of rust programming experience

limber knotBOT
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i should be paying attention to this, i paid $120 for this bs

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!kiโ€‹ck chew I gotta test something

vernal moth
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Mfw review embargo for OnePlus nord drops and my timeline goes crazy

limber knotBOT
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nice try im still here

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cool

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did you set commands to work

waxen panther
limber knotBOT
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!kiโ€‹ckban chew hai

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try !op chew

waxen panther
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!op broccoli

limber knotBOT
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!oโ€‹p chew

vernal moth
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Try Kline

uncut moss
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the designs that carl pei showed in mkbhd's video were better

limber knotBOT
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darn

uncut moss
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but probably too premium lol

cedar spade
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$400
budget

void void
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!gibgod me

cedar spade
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.kill minidigger

limber knotBOT
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stuffs a bomb up minidigger's ass and waits for it to go off.

latent valve
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!iseedeadpeople

vernal moth
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Any phone that isn't a pixel is not worth your money anyways

limber knotBOT
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pixels kinda trash tho

uncut moss
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lies

waxen panther
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pixels are the only good androids

vernal moth
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Best camera

golden gust
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and here I am debating on jumping back to apple next round

vernal moth
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Period

cedar spade
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don't do it cat

limber knotBOT
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ah electroniccat you have to do /msg chanserv flags #paper fantasy on

cedar spade
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"apples are bad"

fiery tapir
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my $200 LG Stylo 4 gets the glowing recommendation of: it's a phone

limber knotBOT
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I don't ;P

waxen panther
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fantasy WeirdChamp

limber knotBOT
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fantasy commands are already on

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whaat

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can you not use it then

waxen panther
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.kill Spigot

wide chasm
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I bought a Motorola for 80 euro and for 80 euro it's really good

vernal moth
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Show me another phone camera that can take a pic like this

limber knotBOT
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hax

limber knotBOT
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grabs a AK47 and riddles Spigot's body with bullets.

golden gust
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implying I take pictures with my phone

limber knotBOT
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oh wait

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you also need to do

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oh nvm zoidberg is here

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but hes sleepin on the job

golden gust
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My horror is that my phone which I purchased a few years ago is already on the verge of no longer recieving updates

cedar spade
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here, let me dig out my old S3 mini and spray dust into its camera

wide chasm
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I don't think I ever had an update...

limber knotBOT
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best phone is s7, when you're done with it it blows itself up ๐Ÿ˜น

golden gust
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And, like, bar a scratch on the screen, the 5t is still kicking ass

wide chasm
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But it's Android 8, it's fine

cedar spade
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chew: note 7?

limber knotBOT
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idk

vernal moth
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My dad is rocking my old one plus one

limber knotBOT
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one of them

vernal moth
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And still has latest Android

limber knotBOT
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ok android users, what version are yall on

void void
limber knotBOT
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and whats the latest

vernal moth
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Surely you can get that on the 5t too

wide chasm
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Phone on 8, tablet on 4

golden gust
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Well, yes

waxen panther
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Samsung S20, now with 20 days of updates instead of 10 WeirdChamp

golden gust
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But the 4 was killed off this time around

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so, I get a feeling, unless pebble or whatever it was saves our ass, am doomed next update

vernal moth
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Pebble?

golden gust
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oh, treble

vernal moth
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Isn't pebble ded?

fiery tapir
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my phone's android 9 but it's some custom version from LG, wonder if it'd be worth it to reflash

vernal moth
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Project treble is the project to abstract hardware away from Android

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There are already phones with treble

golden gust
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Yes, to make it easier to upgrade, 5t already got that iirc

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Well, we don't have the dual boot portion of the spec, however

cedar spade
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iirc my previous phone had a community-supported firmware layer for treble, but there was only one stable Android fork to run on it and it wasn't particularly well-updated so it wasn't that useful

golden gust
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Yea, that's part of why iPhones looking a bit more compelling

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When I look at what I do with my phone, it's all possible to do these days without jailbreaking

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The platform switch will be bleh, but, then everything will tie together better with my setup, and I'll have a device that's supported bar the minimum 3 years google requires

waxen panther
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preowned SE gen 2's will be good value

golden gust
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(I think it was 3 years they required, or maybe 2)

fiery tapir
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i wonder if i could flash my kindle work android

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already got the app store on it so I don't know why i'd want to tbh

wide chasm
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My sister has an iPhone and constantly rubs into internet connectivity issues, so I don't think I'll ever switch (not to mention the prices of new iPhones).

uncut moss
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new SE 2 is already good value

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i've never had issues with internet connectivity on iphone thonk

waxen panther
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Never had an issue with internet personally, there was a bug on a previous version of iOS 13 but that was fixed within a couple weeks

golden gust
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Well, yea, but you look at the pricing of android phones these days...

uncut moss
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i'm on ios 14 beta and haven't any issues at all even with that

waxen panther
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an SE 2 will last a lot longer than androids at the same price

cedar spade
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Only flagships are outrageous tbh

waxen panther
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Im on the 14 beta now too yea

golden gust
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Well, yea, but only flagships are actually supported

uncut moss
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widgets are very nice

wide chasm
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Brands such as Samsung are expensive, but smaller brands are pretty okay

twin lagoon
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mid-range samsungs are cheap

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and good

golden gust
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Their non-flagship models are generally tossed off the cliff the second they reach the google mandatory period

twin lagoon
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can also recommend Xiaomi phones

cedar spade
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I've got a Samsung A50 and it's still getting support and hasn't really degraded since I got it

twin lagoon
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good specs, cheap

fiery tapir
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i can't tell if the connection issues i have are router-based or connection-based

waxen panther
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the a50 updates are just security updates though right?

cedar spade
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Old mid/low-end Samsung phones didn't last long, modern ones are fine

neat smelt
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also used iphones in good condition have a good resell value, compared to android phones

waxen panther
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Oh no that is the one that got android 10

golden gust
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I mean, everything suggests that the a50 is still in the period where google says they have to support it

cedar spade
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Nah, got Android 10 months ago

fiery tapir
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because most of the time i stay connected but just suddenly lose internet connection

limber knotBOT
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woah you're a dev too peppis?

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md you got "Android 10" months ago or you got "Android" 10 months ago

fiery tapir
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and i dunno how to diagnose anything with linksys' shitty firmware

cedar spade
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Google doesn't mandate Android updates do they? Just security iirc

waxen panther
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just security

golden gust
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Yea, just security looking at it

limber knotBOT
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theyre makingus play ANOTHER kahoot

cedar spade
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chew: read it again and decide which one you think lol

fiery tapir
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makes sense

limber knotBOT
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i dont know hwat version android is on

golden gust
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With project treble, it's kinda hard for them to not do android updates

limber knotBOT
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i thought it was name based

golden gust
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Google is defo pushing to make OEMs actually support their shit, but, they still only require 2 years

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and my experience with samsung is that even their flagships tend to get thrown off to the side once that period ends

fiery tapir
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i had a dogshit samsung before i got this one around a year ago

waxen panther
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Google forcing actual updates for 3 years minimum would be great, it's a bad look for android rn and the biggest reason they lose so much value

cedar spade
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They certainly could, iirc Xiaomi doesn't update the base Android level across their range even though they push out yearly UI updates

uncut moss
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chew wdym

waxen panther
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Which is the reason the only Androids I've bought have been pixels

uncut moss
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wat dev

fiery tapir
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you can tell it's garbage because it has a name like galaxy core prime, just sounds like garbage

neat smelt
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its the general meh quality why androids loose their value

waxen panther
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Public beta is out for 14 now Chew, you don't have to have a dev account anymore

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I do though coolpepe

uncut moss
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yeah i've had it since early july

golden gust
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I mean, that's part of why androids just falling out of my favour, especially with their recent changes over the past few years which makes running custom roms a PITA

waxen panther
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I installed Big Sus and 14 day 1

uncut moss
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i installed public beta ios day 1

golden gust
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I'm paying how much on a device which is slated to last 2 years, maybe 3, through nothing other than updates being thrown out the window

fiery tapir
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is it easier to use custom shit on apple phones?

cedar spade
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arguably treble makes it easier, but I've had no real motivation to ditch stock Samsung firmware since I bought it

uncut moss
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apple still updates ios 12 for iphone 5 and 6

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phones that came out 2013-14

golden gust
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Apple makes stuff a pita

waxen panther
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No Noobulus, the argument is that custom roms on android let you extend it's life span through community maintained updates

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Apple already updates their shit for ages

fiery tapir
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the original ipod is still supported by itunes, isn't it?

golden gust
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Apple pretty much always work towards killing jailbreaks, just, they erm...

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Well, yes

waxen panther
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Jailbreaking will never die :p

uncut moss
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my oneplus 6t ran fine after like 16 months

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no problems with it

fiery tapir
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and don't they still make new ipods??? that's what fucks me up lmao, they just make new ones for some reason

waxen panther
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What do you mean? Why wouldn't they continue making iPods lol

cedar spade
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The iPod Touch still sells lol

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They wouldn't make it if it didn't

waxen panther
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there's still a market for them and they're not iterating on it, just selling the same ones

limber knotBOT
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i have iphone ate

waxen panther
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ate

void void
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I was gonna get a 8

cedar spade
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they've released a few hardware refreshes to the Touch but stopped updating the design to match the iPhone ages ago

waxen panther
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They're great for a childs first device / home media control

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it was my first thing too, angry birbs was my life

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better times ๐Ÿ˜”

fiery tapir
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my first desktop was a raspberry pi

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still dunno how the fuck i got youtube working in chromium back then

waxen panther
fiery tapir
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then something broke and it always showed the play button lol

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oh god the worst part of that wasn't even the pi, it was the shit internet

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we had AT&T and it sucked SO BAD

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i couldn't stream/watch anything, i had to use fucking wget and wait an hour to watch a 10-minute video

void void
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oh god

fiery tapir
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it was awful dude

limber knotBOT
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kennytv left :(

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knenwald pls

limber knotBOT
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hello prowoxi

fiery tapir
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child me managed to learn symlinks in order to get shitty python minecraft mods working while minecraft was installed on a flash drive because the microsd i was using was small

limber knotBOT
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im pretty sure i have one of those minecraft gamebands things

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that came out a few years ago

fiery tapir
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isn't the latest and greatest pi able to run actual games at like full overclock?

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like, it can run celeste i guess

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nobody seems to have tried terraria

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it was something xna-based

cedar spade
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people having rpis as their first PC

fiery tapir
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it was the only computer my parents thought i couldn't figure out how to play games on

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@twin lagoon ๐Ÿ˜ณ

twin lagoon
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hi proxi

golden gust
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I mean, the CPU in the PI is meh

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hi michael

twin lagoon
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uwu

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uwu

cedar spade
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My "first PC" was an eMachines one from around 2001

twin lagoon
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can dell fucking hurry up i want my xps 13

golden gust
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Like, it's great for what you're paying for, and it can run a fair chunk of stuff well if tuned for it

fiery tapir
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because they're the kind of parents that get mad when their child plays games an unhealthy amount and decide to ban them from doing that instead of like, trying to figure out what the root problem is

unreal quarry
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My first PC was a 33mhz chip. Didn't even have passive cooling :3

twin lagoon
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billy u fukin boomer

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33 mhz Pog

twin lagoon
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limber knotBOT
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33MHz? like how we have 2.9 GHz today?

unreal quarry
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Yeah, chew. 0.033ghz

twin lagoon
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2.9 is pretty slow for modern standards

limber knotBOT
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wow thats at least 4 years old

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my laptops at 1.6GHz iirc

twin lagoon
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well

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for laptops / anything portable it's fast

golden gust
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Not really

waxen panther
limber knotBOT
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mines 2.9 i think could be less

golden gust
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I mean, if you care about battery life/cost more than performance, sure

limber knotBOT
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we get it youre a furry brocalii geez

fiery tapir
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the words 'computer time' and 'computer privileges' give me that special kind of dread you can only get from childhood trauma, as stupid as that sounds lmao

waxen panther
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IM NOT

limber knotBOT
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then why did ou announce yourself

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they claim it can boost to 3.6GHz but idk abt that with cooling which dies the second u hit 2.0GHz

twin lagoon
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he wants to standout

waxen panther
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Leaf is here

twin lagoon
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he's also happy to see me

waxen panther
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uwu

twin lagoon
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uwu

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uwu

fiery tapir
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it can boost to 3.6 GHz while placed inside a fridge

golden gust
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Depends on the chip as to how well boosting works too

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the more cores boosting, the less they can boost

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Older gens only allowed a single core to boost afaik

limber knotBOT
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saying "uwu" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A FURRY. Being a FURRY makes you a FURRY.

waxen panther
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ur right

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Furries are gross

golden gust
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I literally don't know anybody who isn't a furry that uses "uwu"

limber knotBOT
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me

waxen panther
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<-

golden gust
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(x)

unreal quarry
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I still remember my first CPU I ever bought. 850mhz. Quite the upgrade from my previous 33/66. I remember looking at this big heat sync/fan and thinking "why the hell is this even needed.. can't be that hot" so I installed it without and put my finger on it to see. As soon as I turned it on I fried it, and melted my fingerprint off...

golden gust
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doubt

limber knotBOT
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i know quite a few

waxen panther
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fight me

limber knotBOT
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but its kinda the expectation in owo lol

golden gust
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lol

brazen adder
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.flags

limber knotBOT
golden gust
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See, billy; Where I come from, we see a fan and we figure, "fuck that, am not touching that"

limber knotBOT
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i just blow on my computer

golden gust
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(and then we touch it anyways cos we're curios af as to the heat coming off it)

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imma go see if downstairs has stuff for dealing with stupid headaches

alpine pier
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Hey.. is it possible to track down which plugins are sending sooo freaking much packets? when i do /viaversion pps i get people with 200+ packets

limber knotBOT
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wouldnt be plugins

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butt... #paper-help

void void
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i'd do a binary search

cedar spade
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It's not as simple as "some plugins send more packets"

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200 per second doesn't seem unreasonable?

limber knotBOT
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ive gotten into the thousands with hacked clients

cedar spade
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That seems plausible for a normal server, maybe not ideal idk

alpine pier
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viaversion say a normal player have around 90

unreal quarry
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it depends on what they are doing

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200 is normal

alpine pier
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its a hub

unreal quarry
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just looking around and running spews about 100

limber knotBOT
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sorry im back, had to get my cat

fiery tapir
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i wonder if there's a way for me to do something with my server to make it playable for the poor bastard on capped out verizon mobile data

void void
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yeah cheat clients can easily go into the 1000s, either with timer or a crasher

alpine pier
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really? i thought normal is around 20-50 pps

limber knotBOT
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why are talking about privilege points

unreal quarry
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nah, theres lots of packets going back and forth

fiery tapir
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or if that's just such a godawful connection that you can't actually make it playable

alpine pier
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sometimes people get kicked with 2500-3000 pps

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but they are not cheating

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or crashing

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thats why i need to look into it

waxen panther
#

Numbers

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Science

unreal quarry
#

network latency can cause high amounts, too. since they will build up and get sent/received all at once

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etc

waxen panther
#

๐Ÿงช

cedar spade
#

why is everyone talking about their players' pp

void void
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kek

waxen panther
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pp max

alpine pier
#

why is everyone talking about their players' pp
@cedar spade because they have high / big pps xd

limber knotBOT
#

whats wrong with a big pp

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well, too big can be bad i suppose

void void
#

this conversation is weird

alpine pier
#

back to topic pls :x

waxen panther
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I'm more of a visual learner

limber knotBOT
#

this is general, there is no topic

void void
#

wat

waxen panther
#

you beat me

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๐Ÿ˜

limber knotBOT
#

if u want help ya shouldve gone to #paper-help

alpine pier
#

uff

waxen panther
#

uff

void void
alpine pier
#

alright... sooo i should change viaversion to a max of 3000 pps b4 getting kicked?

limber knotBOT
#

but for me, i just ignore packets tbh

waxen panther
alpine pier
#

i mean when i disable it they can easily do something like nuker or anything

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or crash the server

waxen panther
#

why r u scared of paperhelp

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they dont bite

brazen adder
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.optimise

alpine pier
#

alright

limber knotBOT
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unless u use anything less than 1.15

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then theyll byte

waxen panther
#

queue the 1.8 music

alpine pier
#

i think i will leave xd

limber knotBOT
#

aw

alpine pier
#

1.8 xd

waxen panther
#

ah yes

limber knotBOT
#

for a hub??

alpine pier
#

yeah

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its just the hub

limber knotBOT
#

that of all should be 1.16

alpine pier
#

nahh

twin lagoon
#

yes

limber knotBOT
#

or latest

alpine pier
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scoreboard 100% broken

twin lagoon
waxen panther
limber knotBOT
#

then update the scoreboard

twin lagoon
#

scuffed scoreboard then

waxen panther
#

scuffed server

limber knotBOT
#

@vernal moth

alpine pier
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its easier to allow higher versions on a 1.8.8 than allowing 1.8.8 on a 1.16 server

#

ViaRewind is breaking pretty much

twin lagoon
fiery tapir
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spigot plugins should pretty much just work with paper

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haven't had one break yet

limber knotBOT
#

viarewind only supports 1.9+

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oh wait

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viarewind is 1.7 and 1.8

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so many vias

alpine pier
#

yeah

limber knotBOT
#

anyway, I don't have issues

alpine pier
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3 of them

limber knotBOT
#

just use latest thinksmart

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if via is broken use latest dev build

alpine pier
#

scoreboard is still broken... for 1.8.8 is glitched af

limber knotBOT
#

what scoreboard plugin?

alpine pier
#

featherboard

limber knotBOT
#

what version? mine works perfectly fine

alpine pier
#

but its for all scoreboards

limber knotBOT
#

people shouldnt be using 1.8 to begin with tbh

#

you cant just take the "Easy" route of not updating

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there will be bugs but it's easier to stay up to date and deal with a few minor bugs than be 5 years behind

unreal quarry
#

bit of randomness, but i watched The Shinning over the weekend.. and I couldn't help but notice the wife looks like a grown up Venellope from the Wreck it Ralph cartoon

neat smelt
#

meh, not really

limber knotBOT
#

yeah the scoreboard is perfectly fine for me on 1.18

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1.8*

unreal quarry
#

you dont think so, ober?

limber knotBOT
#

i cant remember, the shining is the dude with the axe saying heres johnny right

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and the room is i did not hit her i did not. oh hi mark

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yeah i know my movies

neat smelt
#

i mean, yes but no

olive marlin
#

Damn Unicode should be banned.

neat smelt
#

xd

limber knotBOT
#

unicode more like if it aint english letters it aint acceptable

#

do .

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hmmm

finite wave
#

Does \.

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Work?

limber knotBOT
#

meh, why does ovh think it's a good idea to not have ipv6 pre-configured for sys servers? -.-

olive marlin
#

Oh, FFS. Library I use for parsing NBT data has UTF-8 decoding hardcoded, and haven't accepted any PRs / updated in over half a year. ๐Ÿ˜ž

finite wave
#

Utf-8 is fine?

olive marlin
#

Nope.

finite wave
#

Just fork it and edit if you need to change stuff i guess๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

serene bolt
#

meh, why does ovh think it's a good idea to not have ipv6 pre-configured for sys servers? -.-
maybe that's a recent change...? or I'm just lucky, because I have/had working IPv6 out of the box, just needed to add an AAAA record

olive marlin
#

Just got someone report with playerdata being unable to be decoded with UTF-8

finite wave
#

Is he using 1.6

olive marlin
#

Even NBTExplorer crashes when I try to view contents of one book lol

finite wave
#

Weird

limber knotBOT
#

they want me to participate but i am in lurk only mode

twin lagoon
#

ipv6

limber knotBOT
#

yall are on ipv6? im still on ipv5

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Pโ€‹urโ€‹emโ€‹inโ€‹0rโ€‹ezโ€‹: I can't even connect to ipv6 with the default debian 10 install xD

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it doesn't set the ipv6 route

twin lagoon
limber knotBOT
#

kenny why do you keep popping in for 2 seconds

twin lagoon
#

barty gets it

limber knotBOT
#

and I just managed to lock myself out of the server trying to get that working -.-

twin lagoon
#

i've never even gotten a complaint about it

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first thing to do is disabling ipv6 because it fucks up your entire networking on ovh

limber knotBOT
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and now it doesn't even let me reboot into the recovery system ffs

twin lagoon
#

i'll use ipv6 when it's used widespread

limber knotBOT
#

Mโ€‹icโ€‹haโ€‹elโ€‹: I had zero issues on my other servers where it was either enabled by default or I added it manually

twin lagoon
#

apt update just dies with ipv6 on ovh

worn ember
#

ipv6 just works on hetzner too

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maybe the packages dont have ipv6?

twin lagoon
limber knotBOT
#

I blame systemd tbh

#

runs

lavish nova
waxen panther
#

dafuq is lucky-text

lavish nova
#

a text channel

waxen panther
#

dafuq is lucky *

limber knotBOT
#

the orientation leader is a weeb and he showed us his posters

lavish nova
#

@twin lagoon those are usually due to the mirrors being misconfigured in fairness

limber knotBOT
#

someone save me

golden gust
#

glhf

tawdry holly
twin lagoon
#

meh

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doesn't matter if i disable ipv6 tbh

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tcpshield has ipv6

true canyon
#

I'm on ipv8. Addresses are 512 bit and represented in base256 as using an emoji charset.

finite wave
#

Nice

steel pulsar
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my ip is directly tied to my processor speed

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in giga hertz

limber knotBOT
#

do you add the numbers up or what

steel pulsar
#

no numbers just Speed

limber knotBOT
#

someone ping me pls when shit hits the fan @ cube so I can join mission control :D

twin lagoon
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i figured i'd throw bluemap on one of my SMP servers too

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@unreal quarry did you get any failed to read .mca files in the beginning?

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when you ran the render command

fallen sleet
#

what the fuck are these bots

twin lagoon
#

IRC bridges

finite wave
#

Ais

fallen sleet
#

where can i get rid of irc

limber knotBOT
#

awesome, now ipv6 works =D

finite wave
#

Ignore them

limber knotBOT
#

finally got my irssi on the other server

fallen sleet
#

im going to suicide

finite wave
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Ok

unreal quarry
#

@unreal quarry did you get any failed to read .mca files in the beginning?
@twin lagoon no

twin lagoon
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odd

unreal quarry
#

It did hang for a bit, but no errors or warnings

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(other than watchdog freaking out)

steel pulsar
#

great job on using irssi and not w**chat

fallen sleet
#

hexchat ftw

steel pulsar
#

absolutely not

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simply wrong

fallen sleet
#

it just works

fallen oracle
#

Morning!

void void
#

afternoon!

spice finch
unreal quarry
#

Still morning for another 20 minutes

serene bolt
#

CST gang

minor badge
#

@serene bolt its fine to be dum ๐Ÿ˜ณ

serene bolt
spice finch
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root@vps12115:~/1-12-2# java -jar paperclip-1618.jar 
Downloading original jar...
Patching original jar...
Loading libraries, please wait...
[16:47:52 INFO]: Starting minecraft server version 1.12.2
[16:47:52 INFO]: Loading properties
[16:47:52 WARN]: server.properties does not exist
[16:47:52 INFO]: Generating new properties file
[16:47:52 WARN]: Failed to load eula.txt
[16:47:52 INFO]: You need to agree to the EULA in order to run the server. Go to eula.txt for more info.
[16:47:52 INFO]: Stopping server
[16:47:52 WARN]: Exception in thread "Server console handler" java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: Reader was not created with TerminalConsoleAppender.getTerminal()
[16:47:52 WARN]:     at net.minecrell.terminalconsole.TerminalConsoleAppender.setReader(TerminalConsoleAppender.java:176)
[16:47:52 WARN]:     at net.minecrell.terminalconsole.SimpleTerminalConsole.readCommands(SimpleTerminalConsole.java:151)
[16:47:52 WARN]:     at net.minecrell.terminalconsole.SimpleTerminalConsole.start(SimpleTerminalConsole.java:140)
[16:47:52 WARN]:     at net.minecraft.server.v1_12_R1.DedicatedServer$2.run(DedicatedServer.java:77)

GWbopkePepethinking

#

why did it throw exception

#

never met smth like this

worn ember
spice finch
#

Sorry but I want to play without lags with 60 players peepowtf

waxen panther
#

:ClownChamp:

twin lagoon
#

i need those poki emotes

#

send broccy

steel pulsar
#

stop subscirinb to discord

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subscbiring

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stop giving it money

left swift
waxen panther
#

or what

#

there u go michael

left swift
#

Twitch Queen

quartz peak
#

Anyone got plugins that add new dimensions to your server like Twilight Forest?

twin lagoon
waxen panther
latent valve
azure flower
#

The more people who subscribe, the less likely it is hammer and chisel feel the need to add more buttons for paid things in the chat bar

#

Pls subscribe

left swift
#

Loli furry mana_1_0

quartz peak
latent valve
waxen panther
serene bolt
quasi valley
#

STOP silence

latent valve
waxen panther
latent valve
#

kenny

void void
#

:furryaway:

waxen panther
left swift
latent valve
queen moat
#

So I have a bungeecord system with 3 servers, but I do want to end up expanding to 4-5 soon. Right now i'm using ApexHosting to handle it all, but I feel like it's too expensive when I know how to set up vms and self host. Would it be more affordable to rent a full linux VPS from somewhere else, and do all the server stuff myself? If so, what vps service would be good?

left swift
#

A dedicated server would be better

#

Ovh, sys, hetzner depends where ur hosting

queen moat
#

Why would dedicated be better in this situation?

unreal quarry
#

Dedicated is better for all situations.. that's why it costs more..

#

You can't go wrong with a dedi

left swift
#

Guess also depends on what vps you get but you can easily get shit tier vps that are oversold or straight ripoffs

#

Vcore bullshit

queen moat
#

My budget would be ~60/mo to start out, obv aws goes way too high with their pricing

quasi valley
#

You can't go wrong with a dedi
you can if you're good at destroying things kappa

left swift
#

Look at soyoustart dedis

queen moat
left swift
#

Tru

fiery tapir
#

$60/mo can definitely start to get you somewhere

#

way better than the $15 i have to throw around but all i have to do is run a regular server lol

queen moat
#

My lobby has ~60 people at peak, and the main server has 40

#

but I want to expand with kitpvp and stuff like that so i'm trying to get as many opinions as possible

left swift
#

Best option is to go dedicated

queen moat
#

Alrighty!

left swift
#

Damn now I gotta shitpost twice as hard cuz of the help I did

queen moat
#

seems like all the paid minecraft hosts rip you off hard

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50/m for 10gb

left swift
#

Most are ripoffs

fiery tapir
#

a lot of them do, some are okay

#

it's whether they oversell or not

#

because if they oversell, that's where problems start

unreal quarry
#

Not most, all. Hosts literally just rent a dedi and sell you a piece of the pie. Add up all the pie costs and bet your ass they make a profit. Bigger the piece of pie you get, the more you're getting ripped off. Just rent the whole dedi and stop paying the middleman for a slice

steel pulsar
#

correct

#

as respected authority figure in this discord i approve this post

left swift
#

Who

fiery tapir
#

i'd do that if i could find an american dedi host for $15 lol, perfectly fine paying that for one of the less sketchy vps guys

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a 6-player server does not a dedi need

steel pulsar
#

yea buy a dedicated server for 15 dollars per month

unreal quarry
#

looks at his 2 player $120/mo dedi

left swift
#

I'll sell you half my raspberry pi for 50$ month

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Tps boost service extra 100$ though

#

The new host meta

fiery tapir
#

if you've got the needs and the funds for a dedi then go for it lol

golden gust
#

Issue with shared hosts is that you're back into the "buying a slice"

queen moat
#

Damn the good dedicated I saw was in germany sad

golden gust
#

but, you're buying a slice of something spec'd out for something totally oposite to your requirements

queen moat
#

you're buying a slice then risking resource reallocation whenever you're not capping out performance

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which REALLY pisses me off

golden gust
#

Only reason to go for a VPS over a shared host is if you /really/ need the level of control and can find a decent provider

#

But, otherwise, non-totally-shit shared hosts are gonna give you better bang for the buck

#

and that's really just sad as all shit, but, it's what it is

left swift
#

Haha bang

queen moat
#

All I want is to be able to RDP or something into an environment to setup

steel pulsar
#

probably because it's not economically viable to run a vps provider service without fucking the customer

queen moat
#

and not have someone charging me a fortune to do what I can already do

golden gust
#

RDP

queen moat
#

or something

golden gust
#

and microsoft licenses are not cheap

queen moat
#

Yea I'd go linux

left swift
#

Nothing is economically viable without a little customer fuckin

fiery tapir
#

viva la capitalism

queen moat
#

I'm actually hosting from a server blade I own at home, that's working flawlessly

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EXCEPT my upload speed is 15mbps

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so my network dies if too many players join

steel pulsar
#

i wanna say there's a difference btween fucking the customer in the Ass and just 'hehe maintenance fee :)"

#

i prefer latter

left swift
#

A fucking is a fucking

fiery tapir
#

yeah but some places do you gentle and sweet

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others skullfuck you raw with a sandpaper condom

left swift
#

As long as they call me back the next day I dont care ๐Ÿฅบ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

fiery tapir
#

that's the ones with good customer service

unreal quarry
#

a fucking with a smile, eh?

fiery tapir
#

yep

#

that's what akliz was lmao, a 5-player server ran like shit on their hardware

#

dunno if it was the 3gb of ram, overselling, or dynmap go brrrrrrr but even without dynmap it felt bad once >3 people joined

unreal quarry
#

i could never use anything other than a dedi. worth every penny to have total freedom to do whatever i want with the machine

fiery tapir
#

and i use a shared host because i play with five other friends that just wanna play minecraft lol, none of us particularly care about all that

unreal quarry
#

dont even need good customer support. just give me a box with an internet connection and thats all i need

steel pulsar
#

and then the intenrt connection goes down and the ticket is responded to with "sorry you seem to have incompatible firewall software we cannot help you with this" despite the problem clearly being upstream connectivity

unreal quarry
#

if the internet connection goes down then you got bigger problems than dealing with customer support and should look into a better NOC

quartz peak
#

Anyone got some good plugins that add new worlds to paper servers. I saw Twilight Forest but thatโ€™s for 1.12

grave oxide
#

multiverse

queen moat
#

twilight forest is also a forge mod

quartz peak
#

Yeah realized that too

#

Looks really cool but itโ€™s a 1.12 forge mod so eh

queen moat
#

there's so many things minecraft could've done differently to make it better for servers

quartz peak
#

Multiverse the only plugin around?

queen moat
#

JustWorlds?

#

I use bungeecord to do everything tho so I can't say

unreal quarry
#

Hyperverse is a good one

steel pulsar
#

hyper piss

quartz peak
#

Weird canโ€™t find it on YouTube to see what it looks like

unreal quarry
#

but, all these multi world plugins out there (theres quite a few of them) do is allow loading in more than the default 3 dimensions (worlds). if you want any of them to generate different terrrain you need a terrain generator plugin, which there are also many of those scattered about

twin lagoon
#

@minor badge

#

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โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโขฐโฃฟโก†โ €โฃพโฃฟโก†โ €โฃพโฃท โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €
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minor badge
#

woa

finite wave
#

Oh my

#

Is this the morse code i heard about

grave oxide
#

isnt it braille?

waxen panther
#

โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โขธโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโก†โ €
โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโขฐโฃฟโก†โ €โฃพโฃฟโก†โ €โฃพโฃท โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €
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quasi valley
waxen panther
#

make me

quasi valley
#

I will consume you

waxen panther
#

๐Ÿฅต

limber knotBOT
waxen panther
#

good

finite wave
#

Is that a promise kenny?

quasi valley
#

more than that.

steel pulsar
#

heres what a real irc client looks like

#

and that's not all brother, that's all my terminals as well, in one 101x28 window

#

mark of a true professional

limber knotBOT
#

then why are you still talking on discord

quartz peak
#

good alternative to ultimate timber?

finite wave
#

.g ultimate timber spigotmc

limber knotBOT
finite wave
#

Lol

mighty storm
#

OH GOD

limber knotBOT
#

thats the wrong url chief

quartz peak
#

saw smooth timber but noticed if you accidently use on a house it falls like a tree too

limber knotBOT
#

forbidden territory

steel pulsar
#

i don't really know how to set up the irc bridge and also i'm in 50 discords, 90% of which do not allow webhooks

limber knotBOT
#

well then they arent important enough to be in

#

ez

steel pulsar
#

but video game

limber knotBOT
#

i too am in 453 other discord servers yet if theres an irc bridge im already on irc

steel pulsar
#

yeah but then it's like, some of them would be in the terminal window and some would be in the discord client, and then i'd have to move them based on if they allow irc bridges in the future

#

i've already done bitlbee and xmpp dog shit, it's not worth it

limber knotBOT
#

btilbee is kinda cool

steel pulsar
#

some of their hooks suck and barely work, sending double messages, failing to load messages with unsupported unicodes / other shit like reactions and image embeds

limber knotBOT
#

whose, btilbee?

quartz peak
steel pulsar
#

chew: yes

limber knotBOT
#

essentials has a kit on join

finite wave
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Essentials has stone tools as starter kit by default right?

quartz peak
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oh that explains why

steel pulsar
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it would be EssentialsXSpawn

quartz peak
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weird didnt do that before

limber knotBOT
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it's in the plugins/Essentials/config.yml tho

steel pulsar
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also get rid of villageoptimiser it's useless

uncut moss
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but

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what about the asyncronized villagers extra fast

limber knotBOT
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a lot of those plugins are outdated too

finite wave
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My server is all async

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I schedule a thread for each method call or field access

uncut moss
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good

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great performance gain

void void
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no performance is the same as infinite performance because you cannot quantify both

quartz peak
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anyway to turn off the feature for giving tools when a new player joins?

uncut moss
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essentials config

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it's in the plugins/Essentials/config.yml tho

finite wave
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Turn off starter kit

uncut moss
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tfw banned for xray but not even using it

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2 good

finite wave
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Ikr

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If you are too lucky, ban.

limber knotBOT
uncut moss
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it was on the ltt server

finite wave
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Multi what shit

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Lol

limber knotBOT
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multi chat RGB COLOR SUPPORT BTW

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WE HAVE RGB COLOR

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like ok so does everyone else

finite wave
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Ltt is using hyperverse thats about all i know

uncut moss
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but is the rgb asyncronized

finite wave
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About their server

uncut moss
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i was banned from ltt survival for xray like 2 days ago

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wasn't using xray, don't even have it installed

limber knotBOT
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honeslty multichat is the only plugin I know that actually has global bungee Join messages

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thats all i use it for

finite wave
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@vestal jasper feature request

limber knotBOT
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i love seeing authors with 24 plugins not have any of them premium

quartz peak
uncut moss
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3 free plugins + 21 premium

finite wave
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The guy that is all modular and has more than 30 modules for one plugin great

limber knotBOT
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you mean placeholderapi?

finite wave
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I got 2 public plugins on spigot

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No chew

steel pulsar
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yes, see how it says 'kit', that's the 'kit' part

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hence, 'kit'

uncut moss
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i don't mind premium plugins as long as they're good quality and a reasonable price

void void
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Would you care for a.....

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BANANA SPLIT

finite wave
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Canโ€™t remember the name tho

limber knotBOT
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I have 2

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103 total downloads ๐Ÿ˜„

void void
uncut moss
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average rating across all my plugins is 5.0

limber knotBOT
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average for me is NaN

uncut moss
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i'm positively surprised every time somebody uses PM/discussions for bug reports rather than 1-star reviews

uncut moss
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people don't read

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and i didn't read the last sentence either lol

void void
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Never pay for music

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They already have enough money

steel pulsar
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great take

limber knotBOT
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except for the smaller artists who barely get anything]

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who deserve to get paid for their hard work

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what about them? they earn too much?

uncut moss
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if nobody paid for it they wouldn't have had the money

void void
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@chew#0000 okay virgin

steel pulsar
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thats not how you highlight irc users

limber knotBOT
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ad hominem

finite wave
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Did you call him homo?

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Whats wrong with you

serene bolt
void void
uncut moss
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i thought emotes had to be square

finite wave
cedar spade
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outdated2:outdated2:outdated2

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thanks Discord

limber knotBOT
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you think thats spam check irc

steel pulsar
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works perfectly

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works as intended

finite wave
steel pulsar
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irc user outdated1outdated3

finite wave
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My emotes still stolen by the paper plebs

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reactions**

steel pulsar
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imagine that it says 'outed' thanks

limber knotBOT
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I feel very oued

finite wave
vagrant niche
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๐Ÿ” ngts

limber knotBOT
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i love when people ping someone then are like "sorry for the ping" like don't ping them

worn ember
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chew sorry for the ping

limber knotBOT
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darkeyedragon sorry for the not ping

steel pulsar
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does my entire message turn yellow for you if i include your nickname

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if not your settings are broken

void void
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have fun

golden gust
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@imanidiot sorry for the ping, but...

limber knotBOT
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ur gonna WHAT

worn ember
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yeah chew ing stuff is cool

quasi valley
worn ember
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show whole message you pussy

quasi valley
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nah was just some nonsense over a youtuber project ๐Ÿ˜‚

waxen panther
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DIRECT PING

quasi valley
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basically "does the server run well", so couldn't be more of a 10/10 reason to pm a project dev

worn ember
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smh

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real dissapointment

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i expected better of you

ashen cliff
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Daily reminder.

minor badge
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cat never talks with me

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๐Ÿ˜”

golden gust
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everytime I think of something to send you am just like "wait, no, that's too lewd to DM somebody you've probs never DM'd before"

vernal moth
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I can top it

golden gust
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lol

vernal moth
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Cat and I have a very special relationship

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Also

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Man

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2017

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Wtf

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Did somebody tell you "ur old" before cat?

steel pulsar
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i have quakenet irc logs from 2006

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beat that discord teenagers

golden gust
quasi valley
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oO

ivory light
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lamo that "the fitnessgram pacer test"

golden gust
finite wave
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nice

surreal adder
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what's the best jar to run on a 1.7.10 server? should i use spigot or something else?

finite wave
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Just don't run it.

surreal adder
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i want to run a 1.7.10 server tho

finite wave
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Go elsewhere

quasi valley
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get outdated1t

surreal adder
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bruh idk where to go

quasi valley
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to 1.16

void void
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outdated servers united

finite wave
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mc market

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gl

true canyon
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Best jar to run for a 1.7.10 server is a jar that reinstalls your operating system, probably.

sharp spindle
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hello @peak ginkgo

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funny seeing you here!

ocean moon
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Anyone have a recommendation for a permissions plugin?

serene bolt
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LuckPerms

finite wave
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.g luckperms

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/luckperms.28140/ -- LuckPerms | SpigotMC - High Performance Minecraft: "LuckPerms is a permissions plugin for Minecraft servers (Bukkit/Spigot, BungeeCord & more). It allows server admins to control what featuresย ..."

true canyon
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The recommendation these days is LuckPerms.

serene bolt
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I held onto PEX up until a year ago, my sweet sweet PEX. LuckPerms fills the gap perfectly and is wonderful

limber knotBOT
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yeah same

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glad i made the switch

worn ember
limber knotBOT
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why don't u dm me electronic :(

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oh nvm u did

worn ember
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imagine dming someone on IRC

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ew

finite wave
uncut moss
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how tf would you map 1:m relationships to java objects with plain jdbc

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this is a pain in the ass

worn ember
limber knotBOT
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whos profile

quasi valley
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tntup kekw

limber knotBOT
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"I would like to report this harassment"

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likes every comment

worn ember
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oops

serene bolt
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that'd be an easy report to deal with

worn ember
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@uncut moss get the object you want then get all the related rows?

uncut moss
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two joined tables

limber knotBOT
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instant ignore pre?

worn ember
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all banned

limber knotBOT
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can u promote me to MoD (manager on duty)

worn ember
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@uncut moss how does it matter that they're joined?

uncut moss
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ugh

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nevermind

worn ember
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i dont get the issue

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no plz explain

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ive literally been doing the same thing all day

uncut moss
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because it's not 1 row = 1 object

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which makes it a pita

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to do manually

worn ember
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well one row should represent one object tbh thonkeng

uncut moss
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no

quasi valley
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no

worn ember
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then your db isnt normalized properly?

quasi valley
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ur a dum fuk ded

uncut moss
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...

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i'm using left join

limber knotBOT
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based data?

uncut moss
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it'll be one row per object if the many side is 1 or less

worn ember
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can you show me your db scheme cuz im honestly not following

quasi valley
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let me express all the hahas I just had

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cough

serene bolt
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I think he posted the spider one that was in here yesterday too

uncut moss
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it's just a plain ass one to many relationship

cunning raft
limber knotBOT
gleaming zealot
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xD

cunning raft
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feature on the new kanye song

worn ember
quasi valley
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just took a glance at #paper-help, and nopedinopenope, good thing I don't ever do that

uncut moss
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amount of mexicans banned in 24hrs

quasi valley
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and you're wondering why your mental health is 10/10, cat kappa

uncut moss
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is that all

worn ember
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yeah...

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well

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this gets all the quests

kindred storm
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pulling every quest every time

worn ember
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its a db query ofc its gonna pull every time?

ocean moon
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@serene bolt thanks

cosmic raft
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.halp

kindred storm
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I used to do things similarly to you, though at least I didn't select every value every time. I used SQL databases as a key-value store, using player UUIDs, for example.

uncut moss
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my question was about mapping one to many relationships though

worn ember
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well i need all the fields

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why wouldnt i get them all?

kindred storm
#

But beyond basic player statistics I soon realised that isn't the best approach

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You're getting all rows

worn ember
#

yes and looping over them

kindred storm
#

and you discard some, right?

worn ember
#

no

mighty storm
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Drop them now. They are one of the worse host you can ever get
@warm anchor what happened here

worn ember
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its literally a fetch all query

kindred storm
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oh, that's fine

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though I really don't know what your quests are like so I guess I shouldn't guess what structure your db should use

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public static Set<Quest> fetchQuests() might want to fix that as well

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um, is fetchObjectives(quest) another query?

worn ember
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yeah i could figure out how to properly do that in one query cuz its many to many

kindred storm
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oh okay, that makes more sense

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for some reason I thought something else was going on here

worn ember
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yeah no, i want objectives to be reusable

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so i had to deal with many to many relations

uncut moss
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how 2 make scheme like that

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i'll make one so you'll understand lol