general

[serene bolt]

🍿

[torpid flare]

i don’t know i’m only looking at jroy and nirvana msgs

[void void]

The best ones are period usernames cause they also cause issues in chat filtering plugins if they're badly made

[torpid flare]

mojang deleted most of those

[golden gust]

I really just want a % in my nick

[torpid flare]

i don’t think any are left unless there’s ones we haven’t discovered

the most unique name

ever

was $

[golden gust]

Just to watch stuff burn

[torpid flare]

but that was deleted like in march

[cunning raft]

mojang still left the Smidge accounts there which is strange

[torpid flare]

those are dupe accs

[cunning raft]

ik they know about them

[torpid flare]

they don’t really care about them

look up “Dunk” on namemc.com

some dupes are caused by snipers, others were caused by another exploit discovered in the system

but it’s patched now afaik

and there’s no known way to dupe rn

[void void]

Minecraft is a game filled with so much history and so many dumb bugs along the way and that's what makes it great

[torpid flare]

I haven’t heard of dupes being touched by mojang, like ever besides for the exploited ones

that was only like some tho

[void void]

god duping account names would be awesome

[torpid flare]

you know

what really pissed off

the account selling community

[void void]

Dupe accounts have while other kinds of issues

[torpid flare]

recently mojang deleted the discovered API endpoint people found to redeem cape codes

because the links were no longer working

now you can’t redeem any cape codes, even if they were i redeemed and they won’t help

because the idiots on mcm liked to brag publicly about selling cape codes for hundreds

i know someone who sold a 2012 cape code in 2018 for $1200

[void void]

Depending on the store if you buy an item it may give it to all of the dupes or it may give it to just one or sometimes the store will reject you outright

[torpid flare]

the prices just fluctuated along the years because of added rarity

so now that all cape codes are invalid

the people who have capes on their accounts, account’s value went up

[mighty storm]

oh wait really?

[cunning raft]

i mean in all fairness

[torpid flare]

no i’m lying 2 u

[cunning raft]

people have had 4 years to redeem capes

[torpid flare]

to be fair it’s bad people were selling codes but dude

[void void]

kashike if you ever need money, your account has a cape on it...

[torpid flare]

they like

completely fucked over

[cunning raft]

if they didn't by now its their fault

[torpid flare]

dude

kashike’s account

is worth like $2.5k?

or something

[void void]

oh damn

[torpid flare]

he has a mojira moderator cape

[mighty storm]

oh kash is a jira mod?

[torpid flare]

i guess he is

[mighty storm]

bruh

[serene bolt]

yes

[golden gust]

kash gets around

[torpid flare]

those are really special capes

[mighty storm]

hey pure also has a cape 👀

2 capes actually

[torpid flare]

like the exclusive capes i.e cobalt, mojira mod, etc

[mighty storm]

if optifine mattered

[torpid flare]

go for thousands

OF capes are like $3

pure has a 2013 right?

[void void]

i never used capes 😐

[torpid flare]

they go for like $350 or something, idk

[void void]

[mighty storm]

2013 cape yeah

[serene bolt]

i have the piston minecon cape

[torpid flare]

haven’t checked the prices on them in a while

yep 2013

did you actually go?

[serene bolt]

yes

[torpid flare]

i wanted to go to the spigot lunch in 2015

[void void]

Of capes don't even count to me

[torpid flare]

too expensive

[serene bolt]

I went to all the mincons that spigot had a booth at

[torpid flare]

?

[void void]

Any Cape you have to install a mod to see is dumb

[torpid flare]

why do u only have 1 cape

[mighty storm]

https://namemc.com/profile/Notch.1 check out this loser he has 2 capes too

[torpid flare]

you know it’s funny

an inactive mojang employee’s acc got hacked at one point

[mighty storm]

1144 pending friend requests lmaoo

[torpid flare]

it sold on the low for like

$4000?

cause of the fact mojang cape

only so many people have it

[mighty storm]

so what, I can just sell my account and just change the password?

scam 101 bois

[torpid flare]

more complicated but you get the picture

[void void]

yeah those are called nfas

[torpid flare]

lots of scam accs out there

[serene bolt]

I've been offered money for my MC account like 2 times already in 2020 alone

[torpid flare]

yeah nobody likes to buy cape nfas

yeah i mean dude

cause capes are valuable

especially now

still though you only have one cape?

but been to multiple minecons

[neat smelt]

how much puremin?

[torpid flare]

did you just leave the codes in your mail or something

[serene bolt]

I've been to 2 minecons, I guess I never redeemed a cape

[mighty storm]

wher's the bukkitdev team capes those would be lit

[torpid flare]

you’ve redeemed one at least

there’s no bukkitdev team capes sir

[mighty storm]

which is why i said where is it lol

[torpid flare]

https://namemc.com/capes

[cunning raft]

it was a joke

[torpid flare]

mojang probably would not create one

oh

yeah my brain is minuscule

so i wouldn’t have got it

[mighty storm]

you see that plane over your head about 10 miles above the earth, that was the joke

flew

[torpid flare]

no

my house ceiling is there

[serene bolt]

ah yeah minecon 2015 is the cape I never redeemed

[void void]

I own the name omg

[torpid flare]

nice

[void void]

wait so is there any way to get capes in 2020

[torpid flare]

i used to own “wtf”

not anymore

mojang deleted the api endpoint

[void void]

damnit i missed out

f u microsoft

[torpid flare]

or at least as far as we all know

[void void]

people tryna buy it from me but I sniped it like the beginning of this month

[torpid flare]

maybe they’ll have something new set up

[void void]

i wanna keep it to myself

[torpid flare]

for minecon 2020

did you hand snipe or use cheerful

[mighty storm]

you mean

the festival next year

[cunning raft]

didn't they cancel it lol

[torpid flare]

for this year yea

i meant minecon festival

[void void]

i sniped it myself

[mighty storm]

they'll probably have another online minecon

[void void]

minecon cringe

[torpid flare]

x

[serene bolt]

I miss the IRL minecons

[torpid flare]

that was so gay

[void void]

this name's worth 10 grand to me

[torpid flare]

I want to go to an IRL minecon at least once

[mighty storm]

thing is i was gonna go in 2014 (or 15 w/e) but it was the year they stopped having them in person :/

[void void]

the minecons

[torpid flare]

16

17-18 they held online

[void void]

that let fans ask questions

[torpid flare]

if they even did one 17

[void void]

back then with notch

and the forge team

[torpid flare]

they didn’t do one 19, cancelled this year

[mighty storm]

like how much dedotaded wam you need for a serwer

[torpid flare]

dude

that guys account

got hacked

[void void]

ez

[torpid flare]

It’s been on the market for like 3 years

[void void]

i can make password cracker ez

[torpid flare]

I wonder what happened to the real guy

[mighty storm]

he didnt have enough wam unfortunately

[torpid flare]

yup

[mighty storm]

oh yeah well i can make a password sandwich ec

[void void]

i wish notch still works on minecraft

[mighty storm]

oh god im glad hes gone

hes such a bad person

[void void]

but that seems its not gonna happen

[torpid flare]

Notch wasn’t so uptight about the EULA right

I don’t think the acc sales community had a huge problem with him when he was around

microsoft bought it and started enforcing policies

[cunning raft]

other way around

[torpid flare]

cracking down on accs, locking them

[void void]

Random ran = new Random();
while(password.notCracked()) {
    keyboard.type(ran.nextRandomThing(1, 69));
}```
ez password cracker

[torpid flare]

dude

i owned the account Goku

so look

it was literally my legit account

[cunning raft]

MS legal has cleared up a bunch of EULA things

[worn ember]

are we talking about cringecon?

[torpid flare]

the fucked thing about what they do

is that

[void void]

I love that MS bought mojang

[torpid flare]

if the account name has ever been listed for sale on a site, the name gets locked

[mighty storm]

bedrock is a shitshow because of all the darn microtransactions, java is safe fortunately

[void void]

otherwise our servers would be at 1TPS with 1 player

[torpid flare]

so basically the original Goku was for sale, the name got changed and I sniped it on a new account

[void void]

goku lol

[torpid flare]

when this was brought to mojang’s attention

they locked MY account

rather than the one actually being sold

they don’t look into it

[cunning raft]

ok that's one case?

[torpid flare]

they lock the name

i mean there’s many others....

[cunning raft]

and not really related to server EULA

[torpid flare]

it’s just my case

[worn ember]

Sniping names kekw

[mighty storm]

otherwise our servers would be at 1TPS with 1 player
@void void they arent already?

[torpid flare]

i meant the eula overall

[cunning raft]

that's ToS

[worn ember]

i havent changed my name ever

[mighty storm]

I'm kinda pissed because the name i want wasnt even taken when i bought my account

but as soon as name changing opened it was gone

[torpid flare]

ok jroy

stop doing that to me

[mighty storm]

then a year or two later i finally realized i did an oopsie daisy

[torpid flare]

was it Chew

[serene bolt]

[mighty storm]

ye lol

[torpid flare]

so what did you get

[mighty storm]

chewlekitten rn

[void void]

i've got a bad name, NirvanaNevermind

@mighty storm no not really

[torpid flare]

ah man

[mighty storm]

i have a smallish connection to mojang

[void void]

my 1.16.1 prison server does great

[mighty storm]

not enough do really do anything tho

[void void]

peaked at 81 players today and dipped 17.79TPS

[torpid flare]

i hate when i try to get the name chew on name change release date then i accidentally type chewiekitten

happens sometimes

[mighty storm]

look yall gotta figure out when im joking or not

[cunning raft]

the username Computer is coming up

[void void]

ooh

[cunning raft]

7/22

[torpid flare]

i owned that account at one point

[void void]

im gonna snipe that shit

[torpid flare]

it’s being sniped

it’s a scam account now

[void void]

LOL WHAT

[torpid flare]

ur not gonna handsnipe it

[void void]

YES I AM

[torpid flare]

do it

[void void]

hm snipers vs snipers who will win

[torpid flare]

no

hand sniper vs

an automated sniper

[cunning raft]

whoever's got the fastest ping

fight

[torpid flare]

running like thousands of proxies

[mighty storm]

just fucking ddos the servers

[serene bolt]

it's like a stock market lmao

[torpid flare]

yeah

it is

[mighty storm]

i was about to say that pure lmao

[torpid flare]

cape codes disappear

cape acc values go up

[void void]

ddos in progress

[torpid flare]

as the years progress

older capes are more rare

they become more expensive

[void void]

just DDoS the mother fucking servers that automated sniper the ninja thingy use

[mighty storm]

I wouldnt be surprised if mojang randomly reset everyone's passwords and emailed the owners saying "My boy, we had to change passes :/"

[void void]

there I won ❤️

[torpid flare]

dude i had to uhh

i had Computer and Program

at one point in time

[serene bolt]

I sold a league of legends skin for $400 once

[void void]

rich

[torpid flare]

do prices fluctuate on em

[void void]

I sold a minehut server for 1 grand once

[torpid flare]

i imagine they would based on how rare

[sour pendant]

any help me?

[serene bolt]

yes but riot has killed a ton of skin codes because of people reselling

so thats basically dead now

[void void]

#paper-help

@sour pendant

[mighty storm]

help with paper in #paper-help
help with waterfall in #waterfall-help

[torpid flare]

yea

[mighty storm]

help with mental health, definitely not me man but lmk if you find somewhere

[torpid flare]

mojang does the same

[sterile pilot]

ghost ping?

[torpid flare]

no

[serene bolt]

lol

[void void]

...

Trent my favorite guy

[torpid flare]

nobody pinged

[serene bolt]

I totally didn't see who pinged

not at all

[sterile pilot]

i was and now it's gone 😦

[void void]

because i make grands off of your platform

[torpid flare]

same

[mighty storm]

oh jroy mentioned

according to irc

[torpid flare]

good shit

[serene bolt]

smh a rat

[cunning raft]

god fuckin damnit chew

[mighty storm]

not you imposter jroy

[void void]

#IRCNEVERFORGETS

[mighty storm]

the other one

[cunning raft]

i didn't think discord auto pinged people

[mighty storm]

fixed it :tape:

[sterile pilot]

[cunning raft]

fucking stupid platform

[mighty storm]

oh wait it's trent

we meet again

[void void]

no no

minehut is not stupid ok

[sterile pilot]

[void void]

i make a living off of it

[mighty storm]

it was eye who pinged you, gimme your ip

[void void]

[torpid flare]

i'm in this chat where like, for some reason

all they do is talk about minehut all the time

and how their clone is gonna be better

[sterile pilot]

nice

[torpid flare]

it was supposed to be a server administration chat but now it's just like

"minehut this"
"minehut that"

[void void]

https://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/2001:620:20d0::20 here ya go ;)

[mighty storm]

minehut is trent's right

[sterile pilot]

sorta

[torpid flare]

trent is minehut dev I th

[void void]

kinda yea

[sterile pilot]

company i work for owns it. i run it

[mighty storm]

ah

[sterile pilot]

i don't write code for it anymore

[mighty storm]

oh f

[sterile pilot]

smarter people do

[void void]

trent just bosses people around

[sterile pilot]

i'm a "product manager"

exactly

[mighty storm]

ah yes

[true canyon]

Wait a minute who let Trent in here?

[torpid flare]

how did the bashurverse thing go trent

[mighty storm]

wasnt me or jroy or trent

[sterile pilot]

lol

[true canyon]

I hear that guy smells...

[sterile pilot]

that was so long ago

[torpid flare]

i never got a chance to ask you because i like left ur chats

yeah i know

[sterile pilot]

not well

didn't get anything from it

[torpid flare]

did you actually go through with that lawsuit

[sterile pilot]

nah

[serene bolt]

wow that's a bold statement bax

[torpid flare]

or did you just accept the loss

F

[void void]

trent can you transfer my credits from my old account to my new one while we're talking?

[sterile pilot]

we don't transfer 😉

[torpid flare]

dude

[mighty storm]

goterm

[void void]

rip

[torpid flare]

he fucked over like

RMC

too

[sterile pilot]

lost a lot of money from that though

like $15k or something iirc

was along time ago

[torpid flare]

wtf, $15k

thought you only lost the $3k

[sterile pilot]

might've been another one. only 2 times i've been screwed over and lost money

that was one of them

[torpid flare]

i mean this one

[sterile pilot]

that and eric and subextabyte screwed me over

[torpid flare]

mind if I post it

[sterile pilot]

sure

[torpid flare]

https://gist.github.com/drtshock/0b5f19f0c6674c49d171

[void void]

wait fuck i emailed super league about transferring credits, guess there's gonna be 1 more spam email 😛

[mighty storm]

ill start my own hosting company.
Features:

1. $100 for any server (server ram options: anywhere between 4 and 10)
2. Guaranteed 0.01% or better
3. Free database for $3

[sterile pilot]

ohhh that gist lol

[void void]

I also love how i'm going off the topic here

[torpid flare]

youtubers have it easy yet they still find reasons to fuck ppl over

hop on record

go pay someone to edit

upload

[void void]

@torpid flare just make a pay 2 way minecraft server

[torpid flare]

dude

[void void]

that's a real fucking over people move right there

[torpid flare]

what the fuck are you talking about

this entire time

[void void]

tbfh

i dont know

[torpid flare]

I haven't been able to keep up with you

[void void]

i haven't slept for 3 days now

[mighty storm]

oh

[torpid flare]

not good

[mighty storm]

have you slept for 2 days later

[torpid flare]

maybe you should try sleeping

[void void]

i will this night

since most of my work's done for something

[torpid flare]

so now i must ask

what are you guys' workstation stack

[void void]

wat dat

[torpid flare]

main machine, main OS (with main DE/WM if applicable), specs, main IDE, and do you like cats

[mighty storm]

woah woah too many acronyms

DE/WM?

[torpid flare]

desktop environment / window manager

[void void]

main machine as in specs?

[torpid flare]

for the linux users

yes

[void void]

uhh

[sterile pilot]

ugh bringing back all those old bad memories

[void void]

i have 2 machines that are very similar to each other which one you want

[torpid flare]

i'm running a 3700x + 16gb + 2080 on arch linux w/ dwm

and use vim / intellij / whatever really

[sterile pilot]

so nice having a legit company and not working with a bunch of kids that jerk you around like bashur did

[mighty storm]

main machine - a computer
main OS (with main DE/WM if applicable) - yes, they're not
specs - computer specs
main IDE - intellij idea
and do you like cats - of course

[torpid flare]

so nice having a legit company and not working with a bunch of kids that jerk you around like bashur did
must be nice, can't wait till i'm in the same setup

i'm still doing freelance for mc kids

[void void]

um ryzen 3 3200g, vega 8 igpu, 16gb ram, 120gb ssd, 1tb hdd, parrotsec, ubuntu mate, intellij, dogs > parrots > cats

[serene bolt]

wow this gist of that situation is an interesting read, sucks that happened to you trent

[torpid flare]

got a $200 dispute the other day

i'll win it though

just hassle to deal with

dude the first time trent posted that in the chat, i'm like

why hasn't news about this guy gone around yetr

he fucked over like several people before trent

also this was in the stage of bashur's career where he was having the mental breakdowns and close to leaving yt

[void void]

main computer - 3700x, 32gb 3600mhz ram, 3tb of SSD, rtx 2080ti, 2x 1080p 240hz monitors
second computer - 3900x 64gb 3200mhz ram, 2tb SSD, SSH
main OS - lubuntu or windows (can't decide)
specs - yes
main IDE - Intellij Ultimate
cats - yea i have 1 cat
tacos - yes

[torpid flare]

you know

[mighty storm]

ah a man of culture

[torpid flare]

i wanted to go dual monitor so bad

i bought a 1440p165

for like, $440 or so, good price for good monitor

[mighty storm]

i have 4 monitors but only 2 are plugged in

[torpid flare]

the day it arrived

i broke my 1080p144

😦

[void void]

165hz

[torpid flare]

now i'm running single monitor again

[void void]

this kid's soooo annoying

[torpid flare]

when i move next month i'm gonna buy another 1440p panel though

[void void]

inb4 breaks the new panel

[mighty storm]

have at it bois

[torpid flare]

5120x2880

[void void]

dafuq

is that apple's cheese grater?

[mighty storm]

which one is that

[void void]

idk

[torpid flare]

the cheese grater

[void void]

the mac pro

after 70 hours of not sleep do you think my brain functions well?

[mighty storm]

oh right

[void void]

yes

[torpid flare]

obviously not

if they had no clue what it was

in the first place

[mighty storm]

well i definitely wouldnt be using an apple monitor if i didnt have to

[torpid flare]

ok

send me

[mighty storm]

send u what

[torpid flare]

monitor

[void void]

lmao

[mighty storm]

considering the monitor is the computer

[void void]

great deal

[torpid flare]

yes

send me

[mighty storm]

sure, for $25000

[torpid flare]

ok

send me

cheque in mail 7-10 busines days after i receve

[mighty storm]

$1 for the computer and $24999 in shipping and handling

no no, i demand wire transfer via western union

[void void]

LOL

[torpid flare]

ok

[void void]

no @mighty storm

[torpid flare]

send me

[void void]

that's a really bad deal

[mighty storm]

$1 for a computer? i mean

[void void]

charge them like only $1,000,000,000 for shipping / handling

[mighty storm]

you mean an hour and half worth of driving?

[void void]

shipping and handling such a delicate cheese grater is very hard work

[mighty storm]

people still think i use a mac pro huh

[cosmic raft]

@void void you are doing it wrong

$999,999,999.99

[void void]

how you do it then

LOL

[mighty storm]

oh yeah

much better

id buy

[void void]

haha

[mighty storm]

thats my mom

Maria Dave& Busters

[void void]

charges "$1", shipping / handling costs the actual value of item

that's a great scam

i'm installing her rn 👀

I do it for my minehut servers

[mighty storm]

you must not have browsed for things on amazon

[void void]

sell ranks for like 10 times their value

and do a "SOTW" 90% sale

ez

[torpid flare]

uhh

[zealous wedge]

that's just retail

[mighty storm]

thats, uh, illegal

[torpid flare]

is anyone else getting messages from a

[void void]

LOL

@mighty storm EULA Doesn't state it now does it

[mighty storm]

No but the united states law does

hence, illegal

[void void]

what

no

show

me

ur lying

[mighty storm]

you cant sell something on sale for the original price of the item

[zealous wedge]

discord supports multiple words per line, ronski

[void void]

wait what they do?

OMG THEY DO

wait

[torpid flare]

go to sleep dude

[void void]

what

lemme try

[torpid flare]

yes

you use shift+enter

[mighty storm]

bethesda did it and got slammed

[void void]

haha

[torpid flare]

jroy answer my question

[mighty storm]

for more than one reason but

[void void]

@mighty storm show me proof of youre claim

i dont see no rules about that

[torpid flare]

Machine Specifications:

Preferred operating system: (with DE/WM if applicable)

Preferred integrated development environment

Tacos

[cunning raft]

?

[mighty storm]

But it's not. It was RELEASED half price.
They're artificially jacking up the price, only to then give it a fake limited-time discount in order to create a sense of urgency.
That's illegal.
(Here in Australia, at least, in Canada, and in the EU.)
okay so you may be fine in the US but youre on thin ice pal

[torpid flare]

just data collection

[mighty storm]

why is that bash syntax highlighting

[void void]

oh uhh

[golden gust]

I think theres even stuff against that in the US, but, more state law

[mighty storm]

fellas, is it against the eula to break the law 🤔

[void void]

good job, you killed the server

[true canyon]

Good.

[mighty storm]

ah

[serene bolt]

bax left the pink squad I see :\

[mighty storm]

noo

[calm lion]

if someone butchered all the entities in a world, would i be safe to just replace the region files or should i replace the data folder as well

[true canyon]

It's just not for me

[worn ember]

pink stink

[void void]

i love pink

i have pink braces, white & pink color theme on my servers, I have black to pink gradient hair

so give me pink role

[mighty storm]

👀

[void void]

no joke

[void void]

What plugin should I use to do tntrun

[finite wave]

I just looked at my old messages to see what i said about skript, and found this lol https://i.imgur.com/N25cyHL.png

[void void]

rip skript cancer stage 4

[worn ember]

go sleep jan

[finite wave]

It's only 5:22 am

So no.

[worn ember]

[torpid flare]

it’s only 10pm

[worn ember]

wrong

[finite wave]

It's 5:28 am

[worn ember]

^^

[torpid flare]

no

it’s 10:28pm

all time zones besides mine are wrong

[finite wave]

So, did you have a program and a computer?

[worn ember]

Yes

[ocean moon]

if i want to disable mob spawning for a specific world should i set mob-spawner-tick-rate to 0, under per world config?

or maybe -1

[torpid flare]

overwatch comp queue is so stupid rn

[void void]

all time zones besides mine are wrong
@torpid flare ^

x2

10:55 gang

[thorny totem]

00:00 gang here 😂

[warped spear]

yo in case people over here haven't heard yet check out the fabric mod sodium

it got is 0.1 release today and its a way bigger fps boost than optifine

no shader support rn though

but hey fps boost

[sharp sentinel]

Lmao I don’t even know how much coffee I just consumed

[finite wave]

Consume more

[sharp sentinel]

I ordered a large long black, which is normally a double shot. But this place had large as 16floz

But then they asked me if I wanted double shot, and I said yes in a confused voice

So idk if it’s a double double shot

So maybe just had 4 coffees idk

[thorny totem]

[ancient bolt]

litearlly infinite memory would be required

@vernal moth compiled successfully 😄

[unreal quarry]

well, seeing as my 10 player server allocates about 10GB per minute... you'd get about 3 minutes on 32GB of ram

[olive marlin]

Just auto restart every 5 minutes or so.

[orchid edge]

Hey not trying to break rule D but does anyone know where I could get paid server help/troubleshooting, outside of this discord ofc

just for a single issue

[golden gust]

spigots services section 🤷‍♂️

[orchid edge]

ty will try that

[void void]

do you provide for 1.8.8 paperspigot

[limber knot]

@void void [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[void void]

omfg

[magic ice]

[spice finch]

Officially not

But ask maybe some1 will help you afaik noone bans for asking about 1.8

[hallow kernel]

Minecraft pe bukkit server?

[hollow plaza]

Minecraft pe isn't written in java

[golden gust]

Literally no sane server re-impl is going to use bukkit

[vernal moth]

@vernal moth compiled successfully 😄
@ancient bolt ayyy

So now automating the porting of patches?

How do you plan to do that? Just apply to source, remap and diff again to create the patch?

[static badge]

[vernal moth]

Market share at 57.5%, still got quite a way to go

[sharp sentinel]

Wait Paper has 57.5% market share?

Or something else

[limber knot]

paper iirc

someone has a tracker for it

[sharp sentinel]

On 1.16?

[limber knot]

something like that

ah https://minidigger.github.io/paperstats/

[sharp sentinel]

bStats shows overall as 37.5, but I assume older versions would make up a bit of that

Oh wow, nice

[limber knot]

hm that's 1.15, i wonder what 1.16 looks like these days

I think I saw a different chart

oh heh this just queries the bStats api

[sharp sentinel]

It should have a dropdown for version :^)

[limber knot]

go bully MiniDigger abt it lol

[vernal moth]

https://minidigger.github.io/paperstats/1.16.html

[limber knot]

tyty

just another 40% to go

[vernal moth]

This is a 5 minute hack job, lol

Ideally it would fetch all data and allow you to filter and add stuff together yourself etc

But who cares, we only really care about the 1.16 number

And don't need another 40, another 20 prolly would be enough

To then force the last 20 when all plugins switch 😂

There are also shit like cat server and all the other forge hybrids, the other 40 aren't just spigot

[sharp sentinel]

Maybe worth also displaying Spigot+CB stats

[ancient bolt]

@vernal moth basically the idea yeah

just a back and forth thing

2 remaps per patch

patch -> remap -> create patch -> remap -> repeat

but no next step is to first get the rest of the server source decompiled

but I'll just use MCP directly for that

[vernal moth]

Do we want everything decompiled?

[ancient bolt]

MCP provides it

why not use it?

[vernal moth]

What's the benefit of that instead just decompiling on demand like we do

[ancient bolt]

never have to worry about mcdev again

because it requires no energy, and we don't have to worry about decompile fixes

[vernal moth]

Yeah but that means on each update we potentially have to deal with a ton of decomp fixes

[ancient bolt]

we just get it out of the box

[hard kernel]

does bamboo not grow in the nether?

[unreal quarry]

Maybe worth also displaying Spigot+CB stats
Nah. Plan is to get the existing stats to 100% ^_^ CB/Spigot is getting more irrelevant each passing day \o/

[olive garden]

is paper ever gonna have stable releases though?

[unreal quarry]

It's rolling releases. Every build is stable until it's replaced

[vernal moth]

There is no benefit in doing that

[olive garden]

the amount of times commits had to be reverted and all the text that says "all releases are considered unstable, do you own testing" suggests otherwise billy

[vernal moth]

It would be a giant undertaking to do the QA needed, delay updates and generally be just confusing to ppl

The team can't guarantee that a version is stable

[olive garden]

doesn't mean it couldn't try

[unreal quarry]

It's a figure of speech, trigary. There is no such thing as "stable" in rolling releases

[vernal moth]

Asking you to invest a few minutes of testing per update isn't too much

[ancient bolt]

well the team isn't a faceless entity

it's a group of people who do this stuff in their free time on a volunteer basis

[sharp sentinel]

I agree Billy, was mostly saying so we have a comparison point

Eg, saying we have 2x market share

[vernal moth]

It's a group of programmers most importantly, not support engineers, release managers or test engineers

[ancient bolt]

if you're interested in stable builds, you can take up the mantle on testing and validating builds to allow us to mark them as stable, and set up the test conditions and guidelines for us

[olive garden]

the good thing about PRs is that they get reviewed

but if you just directly push to master...

[unreal quarry]

The problem with stable builds, is when a problem crops up (which they always do) you're then telling people to update to a dev build to fix the issue.. so why even have stable builds at all?

[olive garden]

fair point

[hollow plaza]

just fix every bug no I'm kidding

[unreal quarry]

Best way to look at it is like I said earlier. Every latest build is the best it can be at the time of the build. It will be replaced by something better on the next build. So, all builds are "stable" until they're replaced ^_^

[quasi valley]

for Via we basically close 8/10 issues with saying "update to a dev build", because releases be releases :>

[olive garden]

:/

[ancient bolt]

if this was a professional organization we could have different release channels, such as slow, normal, which would help in the effort towards stability. Or we could have different channels based on what kinds of stuff goes in.

As in, a stable-and-bugfix-only channel, and mostly-stable-new-features channel, and a bleeding-edge-new-features channel etc.

That would be really cool, I won't lie. However, the amount of effort which would be required to set up a structure for that kind of system, and the amount of time and energy which it would take to determine which commits get to go where and merging PRs into potentially 3 different branches and keeping them sane....yeah. That's not in the scope for a project like this

[vernal moth]

It's also really meh for users. You find an issue, potential spend a ton of test reproducing and reporting just to be closed with "know, fixed in dev build"

I mean, maintaining multiple branches can be easier in the future if we remove patches for API and cb and work on source more often

[olive garden]

I feel like a system to tag builds as unstable would be handy in that case
last time something like this happened, even wiz didn't know which build was stable and which wasn't (multiple builds after each other all had serious issues)

not sure whether you have something like this right now

[minor badge]

sounds like something we can contribute as members of the community

[ancient bolt]

how do we know how which builds to tags as unstable vs stable?

[olive garden]

never said you need to do it

[ancient bolt]

comes back to my earlier comment https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/732505460740980767

[vernal moth]

Yeah, setup a site, fetch build numbers from paper api, let ppl vote on each number if it's broken or not

[minor badge]

assume stable until bugreports come in, demon

[vernal moth]

Bam, community based stable system

[olive garden]

automate it with bstat player count: the more online players that version had in total, the more stable it is /s

[ancient bolt]

sounds cool, so who's gonna build that? 😄

[potent fossil]

probably mini

[olive garden]

I'm only here to bitch

[unreal quarry]

Ah yes, brainstorming solutions to a non existing problem ^_^

[potent fossil]

^

[vernal moth]

Am not gonna start any new project before hangar is in a shape where it doesn't need my immediate attention, lol

[minor badge]

i could give it a shot to get some more experience w/ warp & sqlx

[potent fossil]

do it proxi, write it now

dont stop till it's done

gogogogogo

[minor badge]

no i have a morning routine to do

[potent fossil]

ok stanky

[minor badge]

thank

[vagrant niche]

Gotta put makeup for 3 hours

Hair for 2 hours

1 hour convincing she hella pretty

[potent fossil]

lax wat

[quasi valley]

only 1?

[vagrant niche]

Proxis morning routine

[hard kernel]

high

[potent fossil]

@minor badge is pretty

[hard kernel]

u r pretty

[vagrant niche]

Thx

[hard kernel]

not u

[potent fossil]

but also proxi is stanky like rotting onion buried in freshly manured fields

you see, shower cannot fix this kind of stanky

[vagrant niche]

Lol you named ur balls after proxi

[ancient bolt]

I'm not a fan of this current conversation

[potent fossil]

that took a turn for the worse

[hard kernel]

then leave

[ancient bolt]

Shut the fuck up @hard kernel

[hard kernel]

u

[potent fossil]

[vagrant niche]

Yeah, time to leave, demonwav is here

Night folks

[olive garden]

reminds me of "no man as end help"

[hard kernel]

whats that

[olive garden]

nomanasendhelp#5146

[static pilot]

alright it's time to boot up the ol' switch

what's worth playing first

[ashen cliff]

Install Android and play Morrowind.

[static pilot]

luigi's mansion 3, super mario maker 2, or pokemon sword

i don't think i've played a pokemon game since black/white

[quasi valley]

I don't think there were any good ones after that

maybe x/y

[static pilot]

ok, time to boot off the ol' switch

not enticing enough

[hollow plaza]

ubuntu or debian

[unreal quarry]

debian ftw

[twin lagoon]

debian

[golden gust]

gentoo

[twin lagoon]

fuk u cat

[quasi valley]

Windows 😎

[ashen cliff]

Debian with default everything, so shutdown and reboot aliases are removed.

[static pilot]

can’t go wrong with debian

[golden gust]

all bow down to our glorious systemd overlords

[static pilot]

can always go wrong with anything made by canonical

[twin lagoon]

^

[unreal quarry]

just use debian. keep the bloodline pure

[hollow plaza]

I already have Ubuntu installed. lol

never used Debian

[golden gust]

ofc the texan says that

[unreal quarry]

https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/568490289044652054/570652101831688202

[static pilot]

texas is great

[unreal quarry]

you're thinking of alabama, zcat lmao

[hollow plaza]

But Linux or Windows

[golden gust]

macOS

runs

[unreal quarry]

we cant be friends anymore, pepper

[static pilot]

can nvidia please ship 2080 web drivers already so that i may hackintosh my machine

[unreal quarry]

to even consider running windows... smh

[hollow plaza]

Hey I never said anything

lol

[ashen cliff]

Not using BSD. smh

[hollow plaza]

Solaris

[static pilot]

tbh i like to dual boot windows and hannah montana linux, it lets me get the best of both worlds

[unreal quarry]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[hollow plaza]

Is Windows a joke

[ashen cliff]

No. People just always hate on the biggest player.

[vestal jasper]

moderators

[latent valve]

[ancient bolt]

@vernal moth PR for lorenz, if you're curious https://github.com/CadixDev/Lorenz/pull/38

[vernal moth]

Looking nice

[void void]

@vernal moth do you provide support for paperspigot 1.8.8

[limber knot]

@void void [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[void void]

paper

spigot

lol

[vernal moth]

Stop trolling

Or get booted

[void void]

???

???

i have a question about it bruh

whats wrong w u

i dee many of u use 1.16

so im askinn cos some products ban for asking outdated support

[vernal moth]

Well, you clearly don't care about the rules else you wouldn't have tagged me

[void void]

and why tf u say i trolling it makes no sense

ok

i can’t find

lol

i never saw rules chnnel

[vernal moth]

And paper only supports modern versions, at this time that is 1.15 and 1.16

[void void]

will i get punished for asking

[vernal moth]

#404345080917262369

[void void]

lol

ok

[ancient bolt]

Yeah he got kicked

[minor badge]

thank u demon

[topaz mortar]

Thank you Hero

[void void]

i didnt see

bruh

[vernal moth]

using bruh unironically

[minor badge]

dont continue it or you'll just get banned

[vernal moth]

Man, you make guessing your age way too easy

[void void]

^

[minor badge]

how old am i mini

[void void]

no need to guess

it’s public information.

tell me my age then

[twin lagoon]

hi proxi

[vernal moth]

You told me before that you are 15

[minor badge]

hi michael

[void void]

I am not 15

[vernal moth]

Idk how old proxi is, I would take a wild guess and say 20?

[void void]

Never said 15

[twin lagoon]

well you sure act like one

[minor badge]

lmao

[void void]

thanks

[latent valve]

[minor badge]

im 17 mini

[void void]

I’ll take it as a double compliment

[latent valve]

Wtfwtfwtf

[void void]

as it is older than my actual age

and I am not too old lmao

[twin lagoon]

noticed

[potent fossil]

oh god that fucker is here now

[topaz mortar]

Proxy a decade younger. uff.

[void void]

[potent fossil]

not 15, 14

[latent valve]

Fuck you simple

[vernal moth]

That's the issue with getting old, you try to relativize your age by making others older 😂

[void void]

[minor badge]

you're just old, ysl :D

[potent fossil]

wow that was some message lag

pics that make you go hmmm https://i.imgur.com/hcGyWRr.png

[void void]

[quasi valley]

we can tell, retrooper

[void void]

message lag

omg

[latent valve]

[ancient bolt]

I'm too old for this shit

[twin lagoon]

kneny

[topaz mortar]

Proxy sometimes I can act like 17 😂

[latent valve]

Ok

[void void]

I'm too old for this shit
yes

[minor badge]

everyone can, ysl :p

[vernal moth]

How old are you demon? I would say mid 20

[void void]

i do no plow

[ancient bolt]

Yeah 26

[void void]

yooo

you are old bro

[potent fossil]

im baby, 23

[vernal moth]

Can you stop being so annoying?

[quasi valley]

^👀

[minor badge]

@potent fossil make birbfetcher ai pls

[vernal moth]

Hey fellow baby simp 0/

[potent fossil]

no u

[golden gust]

shit

grant imahara has passed away

[quasi valley]

ah now the rug destroyer came in

[vernal moth]

Ye

[void void]

wy are u guys still developing fr minecraft? at 26?

[vernal moth]

It's a hobby?

A pretty nice one too

[ancient bolt]

I banned him

[minor badge]

lol thank

[quasi valley]

Thanks

[potent fossil]

thank god

[ancient bolt]

He was too immature and annoying

[golden gust]

wait

We can ban people for that?

[vernal moth]

He has a thing about me, wouldnt shut up pining me on spigot

[minor badge]

no cat

please dont

[golden gust]

goes to make a gattling banhammer gun

[ancient bolt]

Yeah he did legit break multiple rules

So I promise it's not mod abuse probably

[minor badge]

it's only mod abuse if the members dont like it

[latent valve]

https://media.tenor.com/images/0cc1602d42325a90e9a50f0185c525f1/tenor.gif

[topaz mortar]

😂

[vernal moth]

Petition for a vote kick bot

Democracy can never fail, right?

[quasi valley]

or just more mods

[ancient bolt]

Anyways 26 is way too fucking old for staying up till 3AM so fuck me

[minor badge]

vote!kick at-cat 😳

good night demon

[ancient bolt]

@vernal moth only if the vote threshold is like 3

[latent valve]

Cat mirror reflect back to proxi

[vernal moth]

You did good demon, sleep well

[ancient bolt]

It would be mayhem

[topaz mortar]

Demon timezone?

[ancient bolt]

California

[topaz mortar]

Oh, gn8 Demon

[ancient bolt]

Then a vote unban requiring 2 votes, it would be a civil war probably

[quasi valley]

pretty much lmao

[zealous wedge]

lol demon tell that to everyone who works nights

[vernal moth]

Of course that fucker pinged me on spigot

[quasi valley]

your fault for being on the spigot discord

[vernal moth]

Yeah I guess

I have that on mute tho

And at the literal bottom of my bottom folder

[topaz mortar]

Spigot* is just to much stupid questions and offtopic shit.

[quasi valley]

the problem isn't stupid questions, those are here too - but the people trying to answer them / answer the wrong question

emphasis on 'trying to'

[vestal jasper]

anyone happen to know which cherry keys are the hardest to press?

[twin lagoon]

blacks

[vestal jasper]

pretty sure this keyboard is at least double whatever they are

[twin lagoon]

er

either black or greens iirc

[vestal jasper]

buckling spring switches weeeeeeeeeee

[twin lagoon]

cherry is

[vestal jasper]

Actuation Force
50.3 gf

cherry blacks are 60 cN operating force

[vernal moth]

That's a weird measurement unit. You need 50.3 girlfriends shitting on the key to acute it?

[twin lagoon]

[vestal jasper]

yes

[twin lagoon]

vic counts as 1!!!1

[vestal jasper]

ok so when both are the same unit of measurement (centinewton) the model m is 49.3 vs cherry mx black's 60

[restive crag]

WHY IS STACKOVERFLOW DEAD

[minor badge]

its fine

[vernal moth]

https://youtu.be/6xbxA8tnlbY

Dis is nice

[worn pasture]

any cuties online rn with busy-ish servers and luckperms installed? looking for a lengthy verbose report if possible 👌

[worn ember]

Wat

[worn pasture]

/lp verbose record ... wait like 30 - 60 seconds ... /lp verbose upload
send me the link 😉

[worn ember]

Why

[worn pasture]

because i'm trying to fix a bug with the verbose viewer but i need some real data to test if i've actually fixed it

[left swift]

How would you know if you fixed it if you're using someone else's data without ur update

[worn pasture]

because i can use the data in my updated version

[olive garden]

why is zizzany no longer a mod?

[olive marlin]

@worn pasture How much data you need exactly?

Cause you can find quite a few reports on the LP Discord.

[olive garden]

ping me if you respond to me please <3

[olive marlin]

Trigary - if you'll search the Discord, you'll find it.

I believe even yesterday evening in #paper-help there was discussion about it.

[olive garden]

can't find it

[olive marlin]

I saw it a few times. There's no single conversation I saw that tells the whole story, but: https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/289587909051416579/732364658819989615

[olive garden]

shame

thanks though

[worn pasture]

Cause you can find quite a few reports on the LP Discord.
yeah probably but i would like some that are like >100000 checks and i cbf looking through all the uploaded ones to see what is good or not

[left swift]

Sounds like ur in a predicament then

[worn pasture]

not really lol

think it's fine

[minor badge]

i've started a record, i'll ping ya in a couple min

[worn pasture]

ooo

<3

[minor badge]

actually, lpb verbose only checks bungee doesnt it?

yeah it does, that's got like no perms checks lol

[worn pasture]

lol yeah

[minor badge]

seems to be making abt 10k/min; does 30k work? @worn pasture

should also really make it not do that many holy shit

[worn pasture]

yeah that's fine!

[minor badge]

accept friend req

[sharp sentinel]

So I’m sitting here waiting like 30 minutes for an Uber

And the Uber has been in a fast food drive through for 20 minutes

[quasi valley]

ask them if they enjoyed the meal when/if they arrive

[sharp sentinel]

Honestly at this point I wanna just cancel and cop the $5 fee

[worn pasture]

i had one arrive while still eating his food

[olive marlin]

I believe if you cancel after long wait, you don't get charged.

[worn pasture]

^ yeah you should be able to dispute that

[cedar spade]

was gonna say, isn't there some kind of provision for that?

[olive marlin]

I had to cancel Uber a few times in the USA due to similar issues - didn't pay anything.

[left swift]

Buy 2 RC cars and tape them to ur feet and use them to get around faster

[sharp sentinel]

Idk a friend of mine cancelled at the same time frame and she still got charged

Maybe if she puts in a support ticket they’ll refund

[uncut moss]

wtf is this github redesign

[finite wave]

Who is this dude, and why do i have him blocked?

[olive marlin]

If I wait over 5 minutes and Uber/Lyft/... driver is doing something stupid (going circles, staying in one place, etc) - I just cancel.

Never was charged.

[plush vigil]

Hi there, dies anyone know a good Anticheat plugin for a survival server?

[uncut moss]

you have me blocked?

[finite wave]

Yeah, you got any clue as to why i have you blocked?

[uncut moss]

since codevision most likely, 2 years ago

[finite wave]

Ah, what u do on there?

[uncut moss]

don't know why you'd block me though

[finite wave]

Were you a twat?

[uncut moss]

not really

[left swift]

He's got a place AND time, he knows why

Lool

[uncut moss]

or perhaps towards the end i dunno

lol i just know it was 2018

and that's the only place i've ever seen him before

[finite wave]

Hmmm

[warm anchor]

Lmaooo

[uncut moss]

lol

doubt that's the reason though

[mental meadow]

thats bad

your discord isn't up to date!

[finite wave]

Yeah, you have tagged me 33 times with wierd shit.

[uncut moss]

taking your first dm to me into account you wouldn't block me over something like that

[finite wave]

You talking to me aurora?

[mental meadow]

yeah

[warm anchor]

Man peppis must be horny back then

[quasi valley]

no, to the other person that just sent an outdated discord image

[finite wave]

Oh shit peppis

AHAHAHAHAH

[left swift]

Where, I think ur seeing things kennathon

[finite wave]

Have you always been named peppis?

[uncut moss]

nah

[finite wave]

What was you previous name?

[uncut moss]

loidsemus

and yes i might've been a bit of a cunt towards the end there lol

[finite wave]

Huh

[warm anchor]

This is the greatest story telling I seem this week

[void void]

jan you seem to be talking with weird people

[uncut moss]

oh right

[mental meadow]

Good to know Paper has always been a Furry discord and it's not just happened in the last few weeks

[left swift]

C word D:

[uncut moss]

RubbaBoy on urban dictionary

[finite wave]

Ah, looking at it i just blocked you due to you being annmoying.

[uncut moss]

very likely

[finite wave]

Our dms are great tho

[uncut moss]

not sure if that's the right word but yeah

[warm anchor]

Imagine if discord survives for decades and reading your own cringe teenage message a few decades later

[uncut moss]

i was like 13 during this thing