general

[ancient bolt]

twr is for lazy millenials

too lazy to close shit themselves

[pulsar wigeon]

thanks grandpa

back in your day, you had to close resources uphill both ways in the snow

[worn ember]

Why are you using java then? Lazy ass better go use assembly

[leaden sedge]

Does this server sell us paper?

like sheets of paper

[worn ember]

It sells toilet paper

[cosmic raft]

@leaden sedge yes

$15 per piece

[leaden sedge]

good

im lacking toilet paper or any tissue]

how to buy

im just joking

ik this is a server jar site

[pulsar wigeon]

but it's not

also it's graph paper

[ancient bolt]

the fuck is a jar

our biggest demand product right now is toilet paper, our biggest competition right now is spigot with their damn bidets

[stiff yarrow]

are we all just gonna get sick and die

there's gonna be world pre corona and world post corona

[static badge]

count me in to the dying part

[stiff yarrow]

people are just gonna not log in one day because they will be dead

[visual portal]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/entitytrackerfixer-fix-1-14-4-1-15-entitytick-lag.70902/

is it safe

[void void]

probably

[ember crag]

if you're really worried, decompile and look at it

if you've read any type of code or advanced scripting, you should be able to gather at least what it's doing if not understand the whole deal

[void void]

it's on GH and also in the optimization guide

so if you want to read the code you can, but it wouldnt be in the guide if it was malicious

[latent valve]

o/

[void void]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foeyst/the_first_sign_that_your_computer_is_turned_on_is/

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) The first sign that your computer is turned on is the monitor... : Showerthoughts - 107 comments, 7,543 points - brherbst, 8h ago

the one disadvantage of oled screens, lol

[spice geyser]

Does anyone know if there is a difference between pre 1.14 villagers and those after that. We have massive tps drops (up to 10) when someone is staying at an old iron farm. Flying is impossible because the chunks are not loaded anymore. The server has more than enough power.

For example, one old iron farm is home to 56 villagers.

Speaking from this old guys.

These drops already occur with 2 players online.

[median vapor]

Post-1.14 villagers are massively different. I suggest you take a refresher course on https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Villager

[cosmic raft]

ah this is great

in bed watching a movie, VNC'd into desktop so I don't have to logout of something and log back in on laptop

kek

i'm not watching netflix through VNC lol

something else is logged in on desktop which i am monitoring :P

[limber knot]

I always control my desktop via remote desktop on my phone when am on my couch watching movies :D

I just rewatched baby driver and tried to find all the details

everytime I watch the movie, I find something new

its such an amazing film

like

[spice geyser]

Post-1.14 villagers are massively different. I suggest you take a refresher course on https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Villager
@median vapor thx, I mean a performance related difference.

[limber knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBR3JKrgW74

(MiniDigger) Baby Driver - Coffee Run Scene / Opening Titles - length 2m 46s - 5,288 likes, 80 dislikes (98.5%) - 507,834 views - Vinicius Rodrigues on 2018.03.18

watch the Graffiti

and how it changes when he walks back

edgar wright is just a fucking genius

and of you guys know similar directors that do shit like this?

ignoring the obious taika waititi

man am I excited for free guy

[void void]

Whew. Just got waterfall up and running, a lot easier than I thought it was going to be

Yea the hardest part was getting luckperms to cooperate

Had to move it to SQL and redo the permissions

[latent valve]

Viper dualboot linux

Becuz mac is stoopid

[limber knot]

properly setting your java home

[latent valve]

dont use macncheese

[limber knot]

I just have a bunch of scripts I use to change java home

jvm also works with 13 👀

java7, java8, java8graal, java9, java11, java11corrello, java13, java14, java15

yes

lol

https://i.imgur.com/BlnuV7t.png

it clearly says 8-13

then ur outdated u fuk

[twin lagoon]

my visualvm ran on jdk 13 aswell

[limber knot]

hes just outdated

and stupid

clearly

did you download 2.0?

[twin lagoon]

running version 1.4.4

[cloud canopy]

Hi, does someone know how to keep the inventory/player data when we switch the server from online to offline mode

[limber knot]

we dont support piracy

[latent valve]

[void void]

can you help me analyze the timings?
Do you know why I make 19.40/30/50 tps?
https://timings.aikar.co/?id=99e17f7733ea406fa51e4a0ab761dfa4

[limber knot]

#paper-help

[latent valve]

Why u make 19,30,50 tps what

[limber knot]

egril, you of all people shouldn't be complaining about other people's capability to write proper sentences 😂

[latent valve]

shh Kenny.

[vestal jasper]

Love when retards use thin scarves as face masks

Or only wear half their face mask

[limber knot]

how do you only wear half of it oO

[vestal jasper]

2 straps. Only wear one of them.

[limber knot]

what the fuck

yeah that's next level retardness

[vestal jasper]

I also saw people walking around with their mask pulled down and their mouth / nose exposed

If it didn't mean I'd get in trouble at work I'd tell them to stop being fucking retarded

[vestal jasper]

Theres also retards who give 0 fucks about the 6 foot rule. What annoys me is their refusal to keep others safe.

[limber knot]

I give 0 fucks about all of this

germany its 1.5m

.wa 6 foot to meter

(MiniDigger) Result: 1.829 meters - https://is.gd/G9WGBf

and only 2 people allowed to go outside together anyways

watch me giving a shit

... theoretically

[static badge]

between me and your mom we only need 1 foot

[limber knot]

for your fat belly?

You know what viper?

[vestal jasper]

I work self checkout and there are people who will walk up to me inches away from me. If they were any closer they'd be touching me.

[limber knot]

we have a standard

called System Internationale, or SI

it defines which units to use

(hint hint: never freedom units)

[latent valve]

Why ppl use foot. METRIC!!!!People Metric!

[limber knot]

blame your country

not us

[vestal jasper]

I use it because literally everyone I interact with Irl uses it

[limber knot]

because your country doesnt adopt them properly

$ vi index.html

$ vim index.html

$ nano index.html

all not found

fuck me

ha!

cat works

[vestal jasper]

Use Ed

I'd rather uninstall than use Ed

[limber knot]

its a docker container with virtually no commands

company nexus be like

Warning

This version of NXRM is vulnerable to a critical remote code execution security vulnerability.

We recommend immediate upgrade , especially if this is a public instance.

[void void]

cant rce if theres executor to execute the code

if theres no*

smh

[merry talon]

send the executor with the payload

[cobalt surge]

So we got our "Stay at home" orders yesterday which started at midnight last night. But what good is that gonna do when every business is deemed as essential to everyday living

[olive garden]

The internet bandwidth on WLAN sometimes drops to ~0.25Mbps from 35Mbps for a few minutes, roughly once a day, maybe less frequently. The bandwidth seems to stay the same on LAN. How could I "debug" what's wrong?

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.w3schools.com/java/java_wrapper_classes.asp -- Java Wrapper Classes: "Wrapper classes provide a way to use primitive data types ( int , boolean , etc..) as objects. The table below shows the primitive type and the..."

[olive garden]

no

this isn't even the right channel

[void void]

wtf

[olive garden]

wrapper = class that stores the wrapped thing in itself

aka have an instance variable

[worn ember]

@languid cypress weren't you staff on datpixel at some point?

[languid cypress]

hah

yes

[worn ember]

Omg haha

[languid cypress]

username?

[worn ember]

DarkEyeDragon

Advertising kekw

[olive garden]

love at second sight, I'm proud of you ded

[worn ember]

Bruh

[olive garden]

aaaand he's gone

[pulsar wigeon]

should probably take your reunion to dms

[worn ember]

Ok boomer

[olive garden]

aaaand he's gone #2

oh wtf

that was a joke but it's true

[latent valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/641741399896752159/685495304119910402/BAN.gif

[languid cypress]

I done banned myself

[olive garden]

did you have to wait before you could talk when rejoining this server?

[languid cypress]

didn't know this server was strict on that stuff sorry my guys will take to dms, perhaps a warning would have been easier tho

and I don't think so no, should I?

[latent valve]

should probably take your reunion to dm

[olive garden]

sometimes you have to, sometimes not

I am just butthurt that I had to wait and others apparently don't have to

[latent valve]

I dont have to wait at all thoo

[languid cypress]

I thought I was perm banned and was terrified bc this server is very useful and the offense was accidental lol

[wide chasm]

Well, there's always the forums

[left swift]

good one stef

[static badge]

I'd use a lookup table

at the range of int, the table will be small

[pulsar wigeon]

iirc about 20! is the int limit

well, you wrote int

if you mean ull, write ull

actually, 20! is for a 64 bit unsigned integer

int must be a lot lower

[static badge]

69! is the limit for calculators

[worn ember]

wiz bad

[left swift]

Wb

[worn ember]

smh thanks

[void void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcaPRXx3EzA

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Groove Battle - length 3m 30s - 132,940 likes, 851 dislikes (99.4%) - 1,698,314 views - Cyranek on 2019.08.23

so apparently edge isn't auto-updated to the latest version on windows 10? Oo

[fallen jungle]

The largest factorial Windows calculator can compute is 3248(.770...)

And it does so fast

[latent valve]

minecraft dungeon seem kinda boring af

[fallen jungle]

no u

[void void]

what the fuck is that video

[limber knot]

the latest edge version is chrome phoenix616

such a major update shouldnt really be let loose on ppl without them knowing

well I agree there but at least a notification would be nice, had half a dozen people telling me that certain website functions weren't working in "edge" and turns out all of them were using the old v40 something

and none of them even knew there was an update

oh there are "old" edge versions after 40

even my system ran the old version even though I installed it a couple of weeks ago

at work I have 44 apperently

well that's still 40-something :P

I guess edge updates are distributed via windows updates I guess?

yeah, but apparently not the update to the new chrome based one

so if you skip on the latest feature update, you might not get the latest edge (even before chrome?)

ah 44 was the last edge version

when I tested it on my system the first thing I tried was using the windows updater to see if somethign was available and nothing showed

it now follows chrome versions

and I have the thing where it updates other applications enabled xD

I think new edge is default on the next windows feature update

so may or smth

so other people who never even bother searching for "update edge" will not get it

well I hope so

old edge is missing lots of cool css features xD

(e.g. clip-paths which were the issue in my case)

at work we have a whole seperate style sheet for edge fixes

like, all our icons dont work in edge

since "content" isnt available in edge

had to use background images and ugly padding to fix it

[static badge]

web dev

[limber knot]

shit like that is why I usually don't do frontend web stuff, lol

neither do I

[wide chasm]

Here we use IE and for some reason when testing it doesn't copy over the entire CSS file, so I added the CSS file as Accessibility option in IE to make the website look the same while testing as well 🙂

[limber knot]

that was my first frontend project, and I only did frontend because the frontend guy we hired went back to his old company since they gave him the job he origionally wanted :D

we refuse to support IE

[wide chasm]

Everyone here uses IE, can't really do much about that.

[limber knot]

we only do simple stuff to make it display the website

IE is still a thing?

but if it looks shit thats their issue

[wide chasm]

Sadly, yes

[worn ember]

people are retards so yes

[limber knot]

should I open my google analytics? 😂

lets see

[worn ember]

i kinda wanna see the stats tbh

[limber knot]

this is germany, so expect giant market share for firefox

why is analytics so slow? :/

I hate that thing

[static badge]

if it's germany wouldn't you have marched IE into a concentration camp by now

[worn ember]

it takes ages to get it there since its so slow

[static badge]

they do it by train

[worn ember]

yeah and the arabs did it by plane

[pulsar wigeon]

.-.

[limber knot]

this week: chrome 29%, firefox 22, safari 20, IE 10, edge 7, samsung 5

[static badge]

[worn ember]

samsung has a browser?

wtf

[static badge]

yeah

[pulsar wigeon]

mobile

[wide chasm]

Yes for mobile phones and tablets

[pulsar wigeon]

u fukin

[limber knot]

samsung internet, its a horrible mobile browser

[worn ember]

i dont use samsung dude

[limber knot]

410 ppl used opera, thats cool

[pulsar wigeon]

nor do i

[limber knot]

89 UC Browser, whatever that is

iirc a mobile one

[pulsar wigeon]

chinese

[worn ember]

what are these from?

[limber knot]

my company website

[static badge]

UC -> "Under the Chinese firewall"?

[worn ember]

oh

[limber knot]

pls no sharey share, lol

[worn ember]

sued for leaking company data

[limber knot]

well I would share my minecraft server's stats but apparently awstats is broken since the last server move ;_;

so yay for more things to fix -.-

[worn ember]

do they use internet explorer on your server too?

[limber knot]

windows 49%, android 24, ios 17%, mac 8%, linux 1.7%, freebsd 0.25%, tize 0.09%, chrome os 0.02% and 1 single user used a fucking blackberry this week

holy shit

[worn ember]

[limber knot]

sad

ly

we have the personalized thingies off

where you can see the really cool stuff

guess we dont want to sell our custumers data that much :D

[worn ember]

👏

[limber knot]

for some reason 0.5% of our visitors are from china

no we dont sell insurances to china 😂

[worn ember]

crawlers maybe?

[limber knot]

we filter them out

or at least we try

what always makes me sad avg loading times

[worn ember]

[limber knot]

https://irc.minidigger.me/uploads/2e06b6b683a2e394/image.png

I wouldnt wait 10 seconds to see our website 😂

[worn ember]

maybe those people just have slow pc's?

or slow connection?

[limber knot]

yeah most likely

or slow connections

also not sure how google counts loading time

since we lazy load bunch of shit

[worn ember]

people that use those browsers usually dont really care

probably the initial page?

[limber knot]

yeah initial page so 70% slower

which is to be expected

and we have GWT on some sites

[worn ember]

been going through 600pages of windows server this semister

i want to die

[limber knot]

those are also awfully slow

[worn ember]

its literally windows 10 but a bit different

[limber knot]

anyways

enough leaking

[worn ember]

leak ur nudes next pl0x

[limber knot]

I can even see how much we pay for keywords and how much money that makes us back 😂

[worn ember]

is it profitable?

[limber knot]

ok, last thing, lets see whats the most expensive keyword this week

[limber knot]

27.54 CPC :O

thats 28 euro per click

[worn ember]

[limber knot]

for hunting insurance 😂

we dont even buy corona ads, sad

we have corona landing pages tho

is it profitable? <-- thats really hard to measure

how much profit you gonna make with one new customer?

[worn ember]

true

[limber knot]

you dont know how long he will say and if he will be open to buying more

most of the time they dont buy on the website but just generate leads, aka send a mail or phone call to an agent

or they will leave the website cause they know a local agent and just drive there

[worn ember]

50page essay on windows server plz make this corona shit end plz

[limber knot]

its impossible to track

but we spend 5 figures on keywords this week

[worn ember]

guess it must be working

[limber knot]

we wouldnt do that if its completely useless

I can see how much they think we getting back, and thats lower (~20%), but that means nothing

just alone ppl knowing who we are is worth money

SEA is a really interesting topic

[limber knot]

managted to get awstats running. these IE numbers are insane: https://i.phoenix616.dev/CLdUFYy.png

I have the exuse that we are an insurance so most ppl are > 50

whats your excuse?

kids

is this this week?

it's march

[void void]

tacos are tasty

[merry talon]

Someone asked Trudeau: why are we relying on the honor system and not utilizing the quarintine act to mandate that people isolate themselves

His response: it is extremely important that we continue to require canadians to self isolate upon returning to the country

just not answering the question

[static badge]

trudeau

[worn ember]

canada

[void void]

lol when your crappy little i5 gets you more TPS than a $30 host

phoenix im confused, are you actually a bot or just using your account as a bot also?

[limber knot]

we bots

we the superior race

we taking over

beep boop

[mint sequoia]

do you guys have a good service file? I have one, but execStop just sends the stop command trough rcon, thats not a good way to do it since execStop needs to be synchronous

[flint plinth]

can any1 hlp me with something if so ping me

[mint sequoia]

seinding kill signals to the server also isnt great at all

[flint plinth]

can any1 hlp me with something if so ping me

[latent valve]

.ask

[limber knot]

If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

[flint plinth]

i need to know the name of a plugin and need to know that is it available on aternos hosting thee plugin that makes every tool crafted enchated the one that are uesed in uhcs if you know the answer ping me

[latent valve]

gods know what atenos have in their plugin directory

iirc they dont accept all plugin

[stable merlin]

should I be OOMing 1hr ago 4hr ago 8hr ago 19hr ago. with 10gb of RAM?

[upper flicker]

no

[cloud canopy]

If I delete the nether in server's files will a new nether be generated?

[upper flicker]

if the server is off, yes

[cloud canopy]

will it be the same ?

[upper flicker]

I believe it shares the same seed, not sure if that's always true

if you're worried about it, just rename the nether folder

itll make a new one and if its awful you can delete the new one and change the old one's name back

[cloud canopy]

ok, thanks

[limber knot]

prolly the sexiest mob to date https://i.imgur.com/KVrh3Vv.png

[latent valve]

Wtf is that

[void void]

[magic ice]

imagine that thing coming into your room at 3am

erm

[wraith pike]

Im now scarred by that mob img 😅

[cosmic raft]

ok

lodestone is pretty cool :)

[limber knot]

today in dyescape

[void void]

.g lodestone

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/ -- FINAL FANTASY XIV, The Lodestone: "Official community site for FINAL FANTASY XIV: A Realm Reborn."

sql injecting venture chat

we saw that its injectable

via chat

and then we just tried to find malicious stuff

[pulsar wigeon]

[limber knot]

I found a way to crash any server running venture chat

[void void]

burh

[pulsar wigeon]

chat plugins with sql injection

[void void]

BRUH

what in the fuck

[limber knot]

anybody knows a server where we would verify it in the wild? :D

before we disclose it to the author

MiniDigger: >mysql

pls

postgresql :)

its a mariadb

and michael did set it up

"michael"

ah yes

michael from 8464 brownwood st

i know him so well

he has a dog

and his dad's name is frankwleeir

[void void]

[limber knot]

ye

[magic ice]

ok lodestone is actually pretty cool lol

[void void]

idk mini

any server running vc is vulnerable

[limber knot]

not any server

and server with VC that has sql enabled

[void void]

oh so it's not def

ok

[limber knot]

my exploit also only works because it does sql stuff on the main thread?

[heady spear]

Reason number 950000 not to use venturechat

[limber knot]

or else I dont get why it crashed the server

[void void]

inb4 closed by plugin author "nobody actually uses sql"

// wontfix

[limber knot]

I kinda want to join the offical server

and crash it

[void void]

do it

[limber knot]

meh its 1.14

[void void]

install viaversion on client smh my head

wuts de ip

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/76vpcQ5.png

lame

somebody knows a server that uses this shit software? :D

[dire turtle]

which java version do you recommend to use for paper?

[limber knot]

latest or bust

[dire turtle]

so java 14?

[limber knot]

why does a chat plugin need mysql for chat messages? OO

15 eap <3

but yes

persistence and syncing I guess

[flint plinth]

can i use paper on survival

ping me

[pulsar wigeon]

on...survival?

what even

[limber knot]

contacted the author, lets see how this gues

[heady spear]

@latent valve 18 people died in Stockholm due to Corona today

That's like half of the population of Sweden

[void void]

kek

[twin lagoon]

venturechat lit

mariadb >

why does a chat plugin need mysql for chat messages? OO

the only reason venturechat allows mysql is for logging purposes

[pulsar wigeon]

oof

[latent valve]

Logging pfff

Latest.log read it xD

[twin lagoon]

not fun if you have mulitple servers

it's such a stupid bug aswell

the author doesn't use preparedstatements

[terse nova]

hi everyone

im setting up a lil server on an old computer I had bcs my friend's realm trial ran out lmao

[heady spear]

"This plugin has a huge security issue, I heavily advice to download and use it"

Mini, do u want us to get haxxed? x(

[latent valve]

City RUNN the end is near

[twin lagoon]

minidigger pls

[latent valve]

why tf did i write mini lmfao

was ment to write city lol

[heady spear]

if I lived in Stockholm I'd get the fuck out

[limber knot]

oh lol

[twin lagoon]

if i lived in sweden i'd get the fuck out

[heady spear]

Hey, we have 18 people dying per day, in other European countries it's 800 a day

I think Sweden is doing fine in comparison

• wElFaRe

[limber knot]

can confirm, germany is also doing incredibly well

[ember crag]

USA, not so much. Too many boomers not taking it seriously.

[heady spear]

ye Germany and the Scandinavian countries are doing very well

[ember crag]

And too many college kids.

[heady spear]

in Sweden we still allow most places to remain open, and groups of 500+ people are banned (not 10, not 2, 500...)

[limber knot]

more like the goverment not doing shit

[ember crag]

And the millennials get blamed even though we haven't had a spring break in 10 years.

[limber knot]

and your health system not being able to test ppl

[heady spear]

but still, it's barely spreading

[ember crag]

True. I live in a county of 35,000 or so, they've tested 22.

No positive yet, but I have little doubt it's here.

[limber knot]

we test ~200k a week

[heady spear]

We've tested 24k lol

we have 2500 "confirmed" cases, they suspect we're around 10k unknown

but our healthcare system is pretty fucking dope

[ember crag]

All we had to do was take the WHO's test. But noooo, that's too good for the FDA and CDC.

CDC isn't doing Jack right now.

[heady spear]

hey venturechat being shit makes me even more motivated to continue working on my chat plugin :3

[limber knot]

33k confirmed here

157 dead

italy 70k confirmed, 7k dead

[heady spear]

Compared to France, Spain and Italty... y'all doing fine

I think there's a correlation between the origin of your mother tongue and the chance of you dying

[limber knot]

infection rate is already is already lowering too

[heady spear]

because all the latin based countries r dying and us germanic ppl are healthy as ever

[limber knot]

tough germanics

its a mentality thing

like italy everybody just does everything in big groups

we just work alone in a office all day

[ember crag]

Our dead rate is still on the rise though.

[heady spear]

groups of more than 5 people are super rare in Sweden, if you hang out with people for more than 1h a day you're considered a freak

if you sit next to someone on a bus they'll most likely stab you

[limber knot]

that plus the fact that we are a great economy with an even better welfare state

[heady spear]

yeah, healthcare plays a huge role in this

[ember crag]

Dead rate is a better indicator than positive test results until everyone gets tested.

And our hospitals are already within a week of being overwhelmed.

[heady spear]

Sweden has great healthcare, so people aren't likely to die (unless they're 70+, obese with 95 different diseases)

We aren't really putting people in quarantine either, we just expect people to work from home if they're able to, and stay home from work if they're sick

and people actually do

[twin lagoon]

venturechat is such an ancient plugin with shit sourcecode

it doesn't even use maven or gradle

and relies on like 8 dependencies

[stiff yarrow]

not gonna lie corona plague looks like its gonna fuck everything up 🤡

[pulsar wigeon]

changing your name all the time isn't really gonna help cactus

[tepid mirage]

Hiii

[left swift]

[icy lagoon]

We are in lockdown now in New Zealand

[limber knot]

those mobs are sexy

[dusk drift]

What the FUCK is that

[limber knot]

your mom

[void void]

basically a nether pig

with abilities of jesus

[worn ember]

minecraft is fucked lmfao

its now vanilla with the content and performance of modded

[void void]

seems correct

[limber knot]

I mean literally every update was always "just like modded"

horses, iglos, mansionss

bees, weird biomes

that's called game development :

[worn ember]

Kenny, ur wrong as always

[mortal zinc]

or mods are just like vanilla

[woven otter]

Kenny is always upside down

[limber knot]

yes

[worn ember]

i just want my cave update

[limber knot]

or sky update :>

[worn ember]

aether when

[woven otter]

sky update

[limber knot]

hopefully not, I'd be content with walkable clouds and more flying cucks 😂

[woven otter]

terraria in minecraft

[worn ember]

build limit of infinty

[woven otter]

cubic chunks?

[worn ember]

no chunks

all spheres

[woven otter]

what a boomer

[worn ember]

ur a duk

[olive garden]

at least he's not ded

[worn ember]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

sucks for him

[woven otter]

[limber knot]

zuk

[woven otter]

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Zucc Smokin Meats - SONGIFY THIS - length 3m 41s - 35,390 likes, 472 dislikes (98.7%) - 1,115,449 views - schmoyoho on 2018.08.23

oO

[worn ember]

imagine sliding in my dm's lul

[upper flicker]

gross

[golden gust]

Yea, who would do such a thing

[worn ember]

lmao retards

[upper flicker]

well its kenny and cat

I mean, clearly not the bar or anything

[worn ember]

well it was a job offer apparently

could use some extra cash

[upper flicker]

I will give you $2 to DM cat saying you prefer dogs

[worn ember]

wiz cant kick me for that

[void void]

not ded but i want my 2$ too

[upper flicker]

no

[void void]

fuck

[upper flicker]

it was just dark

[woven otter]

rude

[upper flicker]

and he's taken too long now, Ive lost interest

[void void]

but i prefer dogs anyway

[golden gust]

mfw

[woven otter]

https://i.imgur.com/8CmYNeW.png

[upper flicker]

mods pls

[void void]

[woven otter]

F

[worn ember]

i dont need your $2

paypal would take 1.99 anyway

[upper flicker]

lol so true

[woven otter]

greasy $2

[worn ember]

why are you outside?

thats illegal son

[woven otter]

wow you should be reported

[worn ember]

thats almost as big as my pillar

[woven otter]

caterpillar

[worn ember]

it looks like its made out of stone

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajan's_Column -- Trajan's Column - Wikipedia: "Trajan's Column is a Roman triumphal column in Rome, Italy, that commemorates Roman emperor Trajan's victory in the Dacian Wars. It was probably ..."

[worn ember]

So youre making fun of italians now? i see how it is

I'm just fucking with you dude, calm ur tits

[upper flicker]

nothing darkeye says is ever serious

not even his cries for help

[limber knot]

or are they?

[worn ember]

usually not

[limber knot]

usually

[worn ember]

being sarcastic is my trademark

[limber knot]

your nose is

[woven otter]

ur upside down

[worn ember]

i bet you drown when trying to drink

[limber knot]

wow upsidedownist

[worn ember]

shh its ok

[limber knot]

[limber knot]

ehy guys , tell me something coool

[void void]

no

[limber knot]

use 1.15.2

[austere ivy]

I've just spent 30 minutes super frustrated because my css wasn't working, turns out I switched the class selector and id selector in my head

[worn ember]

sounds like a very brian thing to do

[austere ivy]

it's still not working

[void void]

there are better tools than of's deobfuscator

for example fabric's stuff

or uh that python scripty

.g minecraft deobfuscator python

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-19w36a -- Minecraft Snapshot 19w36a | Minecraft: "Sep 3, 2019 ... This means that anyone who is interested may deobfuscate the game ... Things from other editions of Minecraft have arrived to Java..."

[void void]

ugh

.g deobfuscate official mappings minecraft

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Obfuscation_map -- Obfuscation map – Official Minecraft Wiki: "Sep 4, 2019 ... Obfuscation maps are Proguard mappings from old (original) names to new (obfuscated) names for classes and class members that have..."

[worn ember]

i dealt exactly 25k damage xD

i open it, then dont touch it for a few days

[latent valve]

DarkEyeDragon new dota is kinda meh

but i like that they buff WD

[worn ember]

lmao

@latent valve what rank you at?

[latent valve]

legend3 then i "quit" cuz dota getting shittier n shittier

still play tho but not as often

also WB show as support.....have most kill

[worn ember]

oof

i'm fucking archon

i've been playing for years and i still suck ass

[latent valve]

xD their new map layout n shit is just 🤮

some hero are also too op imo

[worn ember]

i dont like the outposts

everything else is fine i think

[latent valve]

:c i love juking in jungle they too away alot of good spot

[worn ember]

juking is a lot easier now

they added a lot more paths

[latent valve]

idk i always walk into a ded end lol ahha

[worn ember]

:))

@latent valve 17 winstreak on enigma lmao

until they nerfed him into the ground

[latent valve]

aka support role

best 33kill

[worn ember]

lmao

i either play support or offlane usually

[latent valve]

jesus

[worn ember]

haha

same really

[ember crag]

#memes

😉

[worn ember]

#retard

😉

[ember crag]

then again, my W/L ratio is probably a meme too

[void void]

Hey everyone anyone running Grief Prevention on 1.15.2 on a cusotmized per hour config? I can't get it to work on my server since when I do /gpreload it "reset" that part of the config.

[worn ember]

[void void]

just settled a $1200 debt

[ember crag]

noice

[limber knot]

Hey Everyone

[ember crag]

Howdy

[limber knot]

Just chillin' in the aftermath of the Coronapocalypse happening in California.

[void void]

"aftermath"

hunny we're still in the prequel

[limber knot]

prequel trilogy was my favorite, brotato.

[void void]

chip

Anyone here can help me?

Why don't you go to GP's dedicated support channel

Seems better than asking here

Moreover, this isn't even the paper help channel

[worn ember]

.help

oh thats not a thing xD

[void void]

it is a thing on irc

you get pmed all the commands

[worn ember]

gae

[void void]

Thanks I didn't realized they had an issue tracker for both problems AND issues. I ran my config through the linter and now I fibbled with it until I think I got it. Now I am going to test this.

They have an IRC channel that you can use.

Discord as well.

It's on the resource page.

Ahh okay didn't see it on bukkit that's probably why.

The author calls it Dumcord.

So look for Dumcord

lol

[pulsar wigeon]

robo

[void void]

In all seriousness thanks such wonderful person for helping me understand.

[worn ember]

Yw

[limber knot]

Well, I'll be in later, greetings to my old friends Z750, Byteflux, kashike, etc

[pulsar wigeon]

[ember crag]

hush wiz

[static badge]

mods

[pulsar wigeon]

smh leaf imagine being that slow to ban that guy

your 2.5iq couldn't stand up to his 250iq

[upper flicker]

leaf getting his own leaf is kinda funny though

[ember crag]

wot...I just realized that Disney's little disclosure section at the start of each show says "this program contains product placement"

[static badge]

do I have my own leaf

also the slow response is simply me taking in the context

something good moderators do

[upper flicker]

good mods wouldve sent that tard packing long ago

there are plenty of examples of overmodding, this one you chose is bad tho

[void void]

$5792.42 remaining of my debt. Anyone wanna send me free money, ill send feet pic

[shell vine]

[upper flicker]

47 cents for feet pic

no more, no less

[pulsar wigeon]

how good do you think your feet are jesus

[void void]

[shell vine]

cactus in butt for 4k

[void void]

tbh

you wanna sign a contract on that

[static badge]

live stream yourself getting coronavirus

[upper flicker]

that'd be a boring live stream

[pulsar wigeon]

he's gonna use some harmless little spineless cactus

[upper flicker]

pick something harder to get

[static badge]

live stream a paper pr getting merged in 2 days

[upper flicker]

"hey guise I walk around crowd now get da virus sub pls"

[static badge]

you walked into that one

[upper flicker]

impossible, that'd be like a 6 month live stream

[pulsar wigeon]

live stream leaf making a pr that doesn't break

[upper flicker]

lol

[static badge]

[void void]

[static badge]

idk what ur talking about my prs never break

[pulsar wigeon]

i've heard your memory leak fix doesn't actually fix it

dunno how reliable that source is though

[static badge]

especially not the loadChunk prs, no I didn't have to make 4 separate prs to get that working

[upper flicker]

source I saw was a quote from cancer

maybe we'll get more, maybe not

[static badge]

I read the heap dump

[void void]

well, one of the accounts will settle for $3292.52 ($3659.42 acct) at 12 payments of $274.46. doable.

[static badge]

It was pretty clear not removing from long scheduled was the cause

[void void]

kids, if you aren't in debt, take my advice

don't

[static badge]

but here we go again: moderators and context

[shell vine]

when i graduated college and saw interest rates on loans i immediately paid it all off

[void void]

rich

[upper flicker]

pick a funnier hill to die on

[shell vine]

i went in poor

[pulsar wigeon]

just don't get loans ez

[shell vine]

came out rich

[pulsar wigeon]

i did my last two years of college on ~$800 a semester

[void void]

for me, these were credit cards.

i haven't even stepped foot into the hell of college loans yet

[pulsar wigeon]

oh yikes

never do credit cards

[void void]

well i know that now

[pulsar wigeon]

interest rates on credit is bad

[void void]

bit too late

[void void]

i had nearly 30% interest

[shell vine]

you do want to get one if you can afford it to build good credit

[void void]

[pulsar wigeon]

yea i mean i have credit cards

i just don't carry balance

[void void]

i did, cuz im a retard

[shell vine]

yea for sure

[pulsar wigeon]

treat it as a debit card with extra benefits

that's

[void void]

i got charged off on all my cards

but i still need to pay them off

so

:)

working on that

[shell vine]

[worn ember]

Imagine having debt

[pulsar wigeon]

imagine having more than 1 brain cell

[worn ember]

It's pretty cool

[shell vine]

cant imagine it not enough brain cells

[pulsar wigeon]

yea, your 1 brain cell's imagination is going wild isn't it ded

[worn ember]

I'd insult you but I don't wanna join again

[pulsar wigeon]

[worn ember]

[shell vine]

old memes

[worn ember]

[void void]

Back again, I see

Yup

[void void]

anyone have a good plugin where i can sell plots to people for 1.15?

[lavish siren]

my port forwarding just suddenly stopped working today. ubuntu computer with ufw firewall completly disabled. Only thing that changed was that the server restarted. can still connect with localhost, but it cannot be reached from any other computer inside or outside the network. any ideas?
please ping me if you respond 🙂 any help at all is appreciated as i have been trying everything i can think of for the past 3 hours

[void void]

both of you

#paper-help

[ember crag]

zimple for mod!

[celest coyote]

Damn simple I thought you were smarter than that

[lavish siren]

this isnt about paper though :/

[void void]

@celest coyote wat

@lavish siren wow, amazing. regardless this isn't a help channel

if you want to try and get help, go to #paper-help

[celest coyote]

referring to your credit issue

[void void]

when it comes to money

im a fucking retard

this is why im marrying an accountant

[ancient bolt]

uh in the plugin.yml

the really dumb api-version: shit

does everyone just put the current version number or just 1.13 or what?

[void void]

yeeeah that i have no idea, i usually put 1.13 but i thought that was the only option

[ancient bolt]

the docs on it literally says there is no structure for the input

[celest coyote]

just put the current version the plugin is made for

[ancient bolt]

like it's really fucking stupid

[magic ice]

I normally put the lowest version it supports, with the minimum being 1.13, even if the plugin boots on 1.12 lol

Pretty sure putting an older version than 1.13 will register it as a legacy plugin

[ancient bolt]

it doesn't mean anything on older versions

[magic ice]

yeah

[celest coyote]

im pretty sure it didn't exist before 1.13

[magic ice]

That's why I put 1.13 🙂

[celest coyote]

so it prob only checks if it exists

[ancient bolt]

mcdev still just shoves 1.13 in

i could look at spigot 's code to see what it's doing but I'd rather not

[magic ice]

that should be fine

[nimble creek]

anyone ever just want to die because port forwarding exists?

[void void]

yes

[celest coyote]

no cause port forwarding is easy

[nimble creek]

ip tables can themselves

[void void]

i have 2 routers and i cant seem to make it work

[nimble creek]

cli gang where you at

[void void]

so i just simply bought the server from a host

[celest coyote]

are you double NATed

[void void]

the ip of the device leads me to the 1st router

[celest coyote]

that... makes things difficult

[void void]

exactly

so i portforwarded and it just doesnt wanna work

i tried for weeks

tried every tutorial

called every friend

played with it so

mch

i gave up

[celest coyote]

https://portforward.com/help/doublerouterportforwarding.htm

you just have to port forward 2 times

[void void]

i tried that it didnt seem to work

i tried that exact link

multiple times

[celest coyote]

maybe your routers just suck

[void void]

the 2nd router is a mesh wifi system

does your space bar sometimes act like your enter key or something?

can we just type fully coherent messages, or is that too much to ask

[vestal jasper]

If you use API version 1.15 it won't load on 1.14 or 1.13 iirc

[void void]

the 1st one is a wifi router is the built in x1 router

@celest coyote

[nimble creek]

i god its one of those servers where people get butthurt if you press enter

@void void you really are an old prune

[void void]

yeah because you children are fucking annoying

[nimble creek]

leave then

[void void]

I_RefuseToUseSpaceBar

That's fine with me, maybe it'll stop having that weird bug where it acts like the enter key every 6th word

[nimble creek]

its

an

accident

[void void]

ah yes

a likely story

we just type so fast that we just forget

[nimble creek]

too

[void void]

oh okay, so now you spam

[vestal jasper]

Which mod do I wanna ping about the spam

[void void]

bruh

[nimble creek]

i cant handle the stupidity of this server right now

[vestal jasper]

Trying to fight retardism with rampant retardism

Ok then go away lol

[void void]

lmao

[nimble creek]

touche

[void void]

i just joined this server like wat

30 min ago

and i love it

[vestal jasper]

corona ramping up advertising to negate the reputation hit they got

[ember crag]

everyone knows to tag kash, always happy to help that one

[tired mirage]

What's the best anti-cheat in 1.15?

[echo jasper]

Hey ! can PaperMc is in 1.8.X ?

[ember crag]

[hard kernel]

any animators on here?

[tame pendant]

Probably some, why?

I could consider myself an animators maybe depending on the complexity

[heady spear]

am I going crazy or is max-players not actually preventing people from joining? .-.

our max-players is 60 and the server suddenly had 80 people

[exotic osprey]

🤷

[limber knot]

because they allow that

[latent valve]

try dvd

[worn ember]

lmao

[olive garden]

you're welcome

[void void]

viper mad coz he dum

did naht understand

amirite

[limber knot]

the worse

you sound like cat now

[void void]

the baddest

smh my head

[heady spear]

fucking hell

[pulsar wigeon]

i just ban people like that

entitled little fucks

[worn ember]

lmfao

imagine thinking you're allowed help cuz you're retarded

they got special homes for that

cuz hes a communist

[heady spear]

хорошо

[heady spear]

I have the plotsquared support channel muted, that's the real reason why I don't respond to people

they're just so dumb 😐

[wide chasm]

I don't see the issue? You had exactly 15 minutes to help that person, but guess what, you didn't. I agree with that person that that is completely unacceptable. /s

[olive garden]

Are there people here who were let go from their on-the-side university jobs / internships due to the epidemic?

[olive garden]

yesterday: two step verification was successfully enabled
today: I don't receive any SMS security codes
wtf PayPal

[worn ember]

[worn ember]

me hate android

[limber knot]

i hate apple but love ios

and also hate android, so I use an iphone :aaa:

too bad android is the only viable open source mobile os right now :S

I'm stil sad that WebOS died

[worn ember]

i mean, i like android as a OS but i hate developing for it lol

[void void]

swift is yikes

[earnest swan]

Does anyone know if a graphics card or a internal graphics card are needed to use a pc?

[void void]

not really

you can use serial terminal as well pretty successfully these days