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I got like 3 phones replaced by samsung under warranty that were 100% my fault
basically I just lied
so yeah worth a shot
😮 reported to the FBI
I'll give it a try
There's no marks or dents or anything. it hasn't been dropped. it's literally just cracked somehow
well if they say its your own fault, you got no way to prove them wrong :p
glad I only paid $850.06 for this phone
I've had my op7p since it came out and I still don't want a new one
such a nice phone
that's what I have too
yeah
i dont pay more than $250 for a phone
not that big of deal if something were to happen to it
lol yes you do
you either pay $800-1200 for a phone in one-go or you're paying for it month-by-month through your carrier
you're still paying full price regardless
as i said, i've had this phone for 4 years
well second hand is a different story yeah
I used to buy phones second hand
i'm on ~year 6 with my free-with-the-plan phone
Like, it's a nice stop gap, or great if you don't really care about the phone too much bar having a phone
and that's the family plan that my mom has had forever
lol
But, I found that they often only lasted a year or so before they developed stupid issues
e.g. the S4 I had that lost its ability to wifi
i just dont see how people want to pay 1k for a little shitty screen with 3 camera's
^
i'd rather spend 1k on my desktop 
yea, but you don't go outside
Or motorcycle accessories
having a camera is sometimes nice when you go outside and see things
rocking my brother's S7
My $100 phone has 2 cameras
drunk nights with shitty quality pics are the best tho
i think my camera is still under 3mega pixels
No idea what mine is. 5 or 8
issue is that 2 years or so is often the rated lifetime of the battery
maybe an extra year or so if it was looked after
But, it's pretty common that I have to replace the battery on a used phone after a year or so
and well, I guess it's often a cheap fix, but newer phones worry me given the whole 'who needs to service their shit' design choices
they should really stop pushing batteries so hard in phones
batteries in general are only rated for so many cycles
yes, but they last longer if they dont get strained all the time
Pro tip: always let your battery die (or get very close to it) before charging it ;)
actually thats not true for lithium batteries
20-80% is the "sweet spot" apparently
not charging them up to a decent charge will impact their capacity fast
as does not discharging them at all
was true for the old batteries (forgot their names) but for lithium not letting them fully drain is better
last phone I had battery shot within 6 months. current phone I let it die before charging it and on year 3 already and it still holds a charge for 2-3 days before needing more juice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
could've been a bad battery
I also have my brightness at like 10%, so that probably helps too
lmao what
https://electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/164103/if-li-ion-battery-is-deeply-discharged-is-it-harmful-for-it-to-remain-in-this-s if you really want to know
Speaking of lithium. I'm gonna get me a lithium battery for my motorcycle soon
^_^
electric motorcycle?
Hell no lol
But I have a lot of electronic accessories on it and it drains in 2-3 days of not riding it
Alarm, gps, etc
Don't worry billy
funny thing, everyone wants us to buy green cars, yet they also want to stop produce energy using fossile fuels. this is gonna be fun
the infernal combustion engine is gonna be dead in vehicles soon
gotta get on the EV hype
Fuck that mess. I'm gonna be the last guy in the world still exploding gas between my legs
Imo people should really reconsider nuclear power. Its very efficient, and clean energy, except for the waste ofcourse
if they wanna drive their green cars, somethings gonna have to produce the power to charge them, and it aint gonna be windmills and solar panels
belgium had to shut down 2 nuclear power plants for maintenance and we've been having to import energy from other countries every since lol even after investing 100million in windmill parks in the oceans
look at this. 182 wind turbines (in ideal conditions) produce about 2GW where one nuclear power plant easily produces 1GW
and they have a lifespan of 10 years 🙂 at least there's gonna be a lot of jobs available for people to replace them 
how do i punish tryhards who mine in complete darkness
make a plugin that gives people mining fatigue if they aren't in a proper light level
there used to be a plugin that blocked people from mining ores in a light level
Nuclear power plants sometimes rarely explode when people majorly fuck up big time therefore nuclear bad
humans bad cuz they sometimes explode
more often than nuclear power plants
@cosmic raft i love how they say he cracked it from "sitting on it" what moron puts his phone in his back pocket, clearly it was his side pocket lmao. From the looks of it the glass is too tense or something and pressing the power button frequently causes it to crack or just the tension of it bending slightly
I put mine in my back pocket but I don't fuckin put much weight on it or risk cracking it
this is official the most cancer thing i've done.
building json manually using tumblr's template language.

see these for extra cancer:
booleans: {
show_title: {block:ShowTitle}true{/block:ShowTitle}{block:HideTitle}false{/block:HideTitle},
show_desc: {block:ShowDescription}true{/block:ShowDescription}{block:HideDescription}false{/block:HideDescription},
show_avatar: {block:ShowAvatar}true{/block:ShowAvatar}{block:HideAvatar}false{/block:HideAvatar},
show_header_image: {block:ShowHeaderImage}true{/block:ShowHeaderImage}{block:HideHeaderImage}false{/block:HideHeaderImage}
}
@worn ember yeah completely agree.
40,637 votes and 4,225 comments so far on Reddit
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I liked this post.
thats one big ass post lmao
i did like the TLDR tho
thats the biggest issue, constant output, something you cant achieve with renewable energy, and the fact they can in no way cover demand even if they had constant output, they're just way too inefficient
also if you have solar panels at home you essentially need to up the voltage to be able to push back on the grid, causing higher voltages on sunny days
I would add to your comment in that while nuclear waste is bad, the waste is produced quite very slowly and therefore there really isn't a whole lot of it like some people think there might be when they hear nuclear waste lol
What's the best VM thingy?
VirtualBox, VMware, Parallels, that kinda thing
also specifically free
indeed
VMWare is free but not for commercial uses, VirtualBox is free and open source however. Parallels is not free. VirtualBox is easier to setup and use in most instances. VMWare can be better in areas of scaling as opposed to VirtualBox. @austere ivy
frostalf, the annoying thing is that it nuclear waste is radioactive for multiple hundred years
aaaaa AAAAAAAA
Why is Microsoft throttling it?
It's going at about a couple megabits per second.
aww poor little Microsoft, such a small company struggling to afford bandwidth ;'(
not like they gain anything from it 🙂
uhh
I'm downloading windows 10
the amount of monies they're making in advertising probably covers their cost in bandwidth
cough I mean selling data
well and advertising
I wonder how much KING is paying Microsoft to forcefully install Candy Crush Saga onto every Windows 10 device?
King made 4.2 million from Candy Crush Saga.
a day
I think just 1% of that would cover the costs
probably
@worn ember while that is indeed true, so little is produced at a time that before the amount of waste becomes a serious problem odds are we would have figured out how to re-use that waste which would be hundreds of years from now when that does become a problem in the amount lol
hopefully
either way you look at though even though we haven't been able to re-use it yet. We have hundreds of years to figure that out. So...Nuclear power still wins in efficiency and being more green then other sources lol
true
mfw you suddenly hear minecraft music but you dont have your sound on
it was a random song in my playlist lol https://youtu.be/3pbvmR8n27w
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its such a good song they even made a country out of it
I should totally write a post about our cloud struggles
Finally! We've gone 2017-2018 on-premise Kubernetes on SecuredServers -> 2018-2019 Google Cloud -> 2019-2020 DigitalOcean Kubernetes -> 2020 on-premise Kubernetes on SecuredServers...
We realized a much-needed ~33% cut in costs, with far more capacity and much better performance
Still use OVH without any kind of containerization .-.
Also notable: we are now using four different cloud providers right now lol
We have Google Cloud doing the container registry. Amazon Web Services is doing object storage, some CDN stuff, and a bit of DNS routing. DigitalOcean still has a few services left on it, along with the development cluster. And there's SecuredServers' own VMware-based cloud platform.
VMware
such a dirty name
I never saw the point of doing all that myself. At least not just for minecraft solely.
I like running directly with hardware and without containers.
But I haven't sat and played with it like I should have
paper is a fork of a fork 😎
I'm performing evil.
Very cool, thanks @void void
I wonder if GitHub has a limit of forking forks
how many times can you fork a fork on GitHub * gone wrong *
.g git recursive fork limit
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you can go 5 deep, with git
i can go 8 deep
however paper is not forked from a github repo, it uses a submodule
so if you do it that way you can have an unlimited hierarchy
¯_(ツ)_/¯

very correct
PornHub
i have adblock off for pornhub
righteous
Look at the good guy over here.
👏
can you imagine working at pornhub though
I'll admit. I'm a bit of an asshole. I don't adblock off anything.
they use php too
well yeah, apparently there is also hardcore porn on the monitors at every wall
i think if you had to work for pornhub you'd never watch porn again
More than likely 
or well, not after your day job at least lmfao
According to past employees, it's literally a normal boring office job except there is hardcore porn on the monitors.
"Just another day at the office"
why hardcore tho
DON'T QUESTION THE MINDGEEK
“Boring office job” and “hardcore porn” dont belong together in the same sentence 
When you work at MindGeek, it does.

anyone know of a plugin that announces to all bungee servers when one goes down and comes back online?
eh, I found one. It will work
ugh this dude wants me to use another plugins "api" to add items to the inventory, but it just voids items when ur inventory is full lmfao
why would you use an api to add items to the player's inventory? bukkit's api does a fine job doing it
cuz it has some stuff like autosmelting i suppose
not my idea
its useless tho, cuz there's no factory methods or anything so i gotta check it manually lul
Easiest way to add items to an inventory is just let the api do its thing. it will even return a map of stacks that didnt fit, which i just drop to the ground and set the owner so no one else can pick them up
player.getInventory().addItem(new ItemStack(Material.STONE, 64)).forEach((index, item) -> {
Item dropped = player.getWorld().dropItemNaturally(player.getLocation(), item);
dropped.setOwner(player.getUniqueId());
dropped.setPickupDelay(0);
});
mhm i know i know, as i said, its not my idea :p
god i love being blinded when i close minecraft. It disables nighlight
and burns my eyes out
just close your eyes 
go to bed u piece of shet
congratulations
you're me
today, i made a new tumblr blog and wrote their stupid af template language to manually extract the blog info into a javascript obj, attach that to the window, then i made a vue app that reads the window for that var and sets up a fully reactive clientside app which i host in gh pages and pull into tumblr with script tags
i've been evil today

Tumblr 
Why did they have to close my furry blogs smh


I'm joking obviously smh

Am I being dum or is this all there is? https://github.com/ItsTehBrian/CraftBook/commit/661bcfcab9c0c9e820168e00e8acaebc905bf779
what are you talking about brian
Would that be acceptable to pr?
idk? ask the craftbook devs?
good idea.
yeah, big brain huh
ok steam

Oh jeez I just realized another thing about Go, some things return value, err so if err has something in it you shouldn't read value but other things return value, ok and if ok is false you shouldn't read value
Two different error handling setups that are basically the opposite of each other
yes ^
.g php a fractal of bad design
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bookmarking
If PHP was compiled with --disable-url-fopen-wrapper, it won’t work. (Docs don’t say what “won’t work” means; returns null, throws exception?) Note that this flag was removed in PHP 5.2.5.

why the fuck does php have variable behaviour from compile flags anyway
can i ask ?
.dontask
shit too fast
which version of spigotpaper that have donkey dupe enable ?
spigotpaper
why
really tho just no
what the fuck is donkey dupe
we don't support duping here
bruh
nor do we support old versions
i just want the version
we don't know
well good luck finding it
fuck
we dont know, dont care
you won't get it here
nor do we care to check; we don't support duping, we actively strive to avoid and patch it
well, "we patch it" as in people who actually contribute, and not me since I'm too
to be useful

good thing the pin remains for all to see
genuinely curious why the fuck they want some random obscure version of paper just so they can allow an explicitly harmful feature on their server
kashike why are you hiding
because they're retards, vic
true
what do you mean hiding
Speaking of dupes, does Paper patch dupes at all?
you gave me the role
yes
yes paper patches dupes that paper knows about
paper patched the chunk dupe before spigot did iirc
i gave you the role and then my cat decided to start walking on my desk, and her paw was on the spacebar
Nice. I'll be sure to report any weird ones I find. :)
kashike "lol"'d at my vue masterpiece earlier then ignored me
so yea, i cried for about an hour
but im over it now
if you showed me vue I'd laugh too
sounds like the correct response
im pulling all the blog info out and injecting it into a vue app then forcing tumblr to load my vue app instead of its retarded own code

imagine caring enough about tumblr to spend time on that
its not caring about tumblr as much as making a nice blog for my fiance
sounds dangerous
like, how
you might as well just run ur own blog
not use tumblr
and skip the tumblr part
she likes the community on tumblr
does tumblr let you do some xss bullshit somehow
no, i literally just build an external vue up and host it on GH pages then delete all of the tumblr shit out of the theme and include my GH page script in it
like, don't tell me they actually intentionally let you write arbitrary code into your tumblr page
holy fuk
they do :)
WHAT
it's fantastic
it's why people like tumblr
i mean
i have literally only seen tumblr things that are the normal scroll through pages of posts kinda thing?
with some random shitty css overtop
you can do it like that, and most do. but they let you edit the full HTML
so...i mean that's all i need
i dont really use it, my fiance likes it though and she has friends on there
yeah that killed a huge part of tumblr
when I want to play a game on my switch and I have 5 pending downloads because I bought 2 games, downloaded 2 free packs, and bought a smash ultimate pack 😦
how fast is your download? :p
I have gigabit symmetrical, in my tests my wifi (I don't have my unifi gear yet, so just using the AT&T router) I can get like 400mbps over wifi
But the switch doesn't have a stellar wifi card
networking on the switch is generally not great
unfortunately the switch also doesn't tell me the actual speed of the download, which is annoying
yeah it's kind of amazing how shitty the switch hardware actually is
i did not fucking expect that voice what the jesus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTQZhM7YfZk
http://www.facebook.com/jamesdalbyacoustic
http://jamesdalbyacoustic.bandcamp.com/ ( download my ep here )
follow me on twitter @jamesdalby123
hey youtubers here is my cover on Ignition check out it !
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lol i change the drive my sevrers on now it takes 5 seconds to save to disk instead of 90 seconds
fk me
not suspecting an issue with it taking 90 seconds to save earlier
sounds like a personal problem
i never made world dis big
Imagine having a fiance that has Tumblr friends 
imagine imagining things
imagine being a duck
Imagine being a duck
imagine being unable to write "being"
Imagine being upside down
:(
My dog is normally white. Now she's black lmao
ye lovely doggo u have
Not from the eula but from that blog post they made:
"You are allowed to sell in-game items so long as they don’t affect gameplay
We don’t mind you selling items in game, but they must be purely cosmetic. Pets, hats, and particle effects are OK, but swords, invincibility potions, and man-eating pigs are not. We want all players to be presented with the same gameplay features, whether they decide to pay or not."
So from that, since you're selling something that isn't purely cosmetic, you're in violation of the eula. By giving someone a shortcut, you are presenting some the pay-to-winners with an advantageous path unavailable to non-payers.
(assuming that blog post statement is representative of the eula, that is)

Perhaps one way around it would be to sell "voting boosts" that allows people to travel the same path, but faster. You see that in other games that are allegedly pay-to-shine.
If you want to be on the safe side, sell cosmetics and nothing else :P
Pets plugins 
People sell access to classes/arenas in MobArena. That's against the EULA. That's why MobArena uses sane permission defaults where everyone is allowed to join all arenas and select all classes!
Also because I don't want to learn how to use permission plugins.

So many frog people here


and everytime someone says "but it's impossible to make money otherwise" I just glance at mineplex etc. 🤷♀️

.g is pepe the frog racist
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Peepee
Smfh boomer media
i mean, i've played on neo nazi minecraft servers, does that make minecraft racist?
anti defamation league
It makes Notch racist!
pretty sure he already is
No he's Swedish

Dear Notch, why can't you just make a game that isn't racist. Sincerely, magma
Send it
Wtf that article "internet users approiated him" bitch wtf, we made pepe the frog
BOOMERS
Dear Notch,
Where 1.8 combat coming to back.
Sincerely,
xX_PVPGodd_Xx
@left swift nah its originally from something else
Lé Pepe
xX_PVP_G0D_PrinceSS_Xx
SS?
Because xX_PVP_GOD_PrinceSS_Xx was taken
Yeah very nazi
On a WoW server I played on, there was a guy called Krazzynippless
How many variations of "crazy nipples" did he have to go through to arrive at that one?
And how come that amount of people want to call their toon that...
The world may never know
Not with that attitude at least...
Ok, BlueEyeDragon

https://help.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/articles/360034753932-Minecraft-Commercial-Use
Some more information about commercial stuff
The Minecraft End User License Agreement (EULA) sets rules for downloading and using the game. The most recent version of the EULA can be found at account.mojang.com/documents/minecraft_eula.The Br...
just curious those "faction/survival u name it" server that have rank with /kit that give you better gear and suck arent those against eula?
cuz it technically p2w to get better stuff
Yes
damn there alot of those server too even big one
.g spigotmc
(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/ -- SpigotMC - High Performance Minecraft: "The home of Spigot a high performance, no lag customized CraftBukkit Minecraft server API, and BungeeCord, the cloud server proxy."
there isnt any on there
thge same place where you get your other plugins...
define "good admin plugins" lol
well, then explain wth a admin plugin is
hi Mini
like commands such as inventory see, vanish and others
essentialsx
^^
Nice
You mean mapped against spigots stuff? probably not, given that any mappings would be pure speculation and pointless
i was just tinkering trying to build paper/spigot against 20w09a server so yeah thats what I meant
"good luck", basically
thanks, I managed to do that once with one of the previous snapshots but this time it seems harder
so i was just testing some stuff on my local test server. Went to take a bath, and come back to this...
i mean, i know i have it forwarded but still... how does one randomly have an ip that leads to my server xD
posting IPs publicly
its not my ip
also my ip is dynamic, and the only people i handed it out to are clients, and that was months ago, so my ip has been changed dozen of times in that time
dumb luck i guess
no I mean posting the Ip of some random joining
yeah hence why i said its not my ip
he means posting the ip of the person who joined
no hes means gdpr privacy laws
its personal data by the EUs definition
if you were a company you would have to report such a data leak to the authorities 😂
oh right, ip associated with an identity (minecraft username) totally going to jail now 
plz no arrest mr popo
its associated with an account, doesn't matter who owns/controls it
as long as hes an EU citizens
I mean it's mostly ethical not to do that
ip's either french or dutch so yes
the rest of the world dont deserve privacy 😂
well the domain is french but the company is dutch
what about bot rights doe
What rights
rights?


more like bot left amirite
Russia?
Remember, no russian
ruski?
da
I want to make a couple of fairly small TUI programs for some of the web-based services I use, because my computer is old and slow and has only 8 GB memory. I need a good HTTP library and a good TUI library. I don't care about Windows. Language and library suggestions? I took a stab with Go, but there's so much friction and it isn't growing on me.
I don't like typing too much and having to memorize commands. Ranger is an example of a TUI I quite like.
TUI is like a GUI but in a terminal program. A CLI is a command based program.
The CLI means having to type more and remember commands.
TUIs tend to have much smaller memory footprints, and a nice perk is that you can use them when you're SSH'ed into a remote box.
I should probably just buy a new computer but I'm stingy and I don't want to xD
I Would love some advice.
I got a intel NUC (decent specs, great price) I wanna move my MC server there. Currently just running my world in a docker on my dekstop pc with portainer. (ubuntu)
I am fairly adept ait using the commandline, but prefer GUI, for easy restarts and managment. I wanna install the NUC for easy hosting (just one maybe 2 worlds) but i prefer practical full acces via webbrowser. I've used pterodactyl in the past wich was great, it only lacked a good backup feature.
Would you guys recoment ptero, or any alternatives more featurerich or stable?
Use ptero and setup rsync for backups or a backup plugin if u want a gui
Mc
ok
What's ur upload/download and server size if u don't mind me asking
i have a gigabyte lan connection and i have up to 14 gig of ram available for the world including, world itself is around 50 gigs ( dynmap)
@left swift any mc backup plugins you recomend?
No idea don't use them
I've seen easybackup mentioned alot but that's a premium plugin
its jus t15.- but i have hight expectations ofr tehat
Does anybody here know what happens when an entity moves to an unloaded chunk?
The Forge discord has been zero help with any questions I've posed
the chunk loads
Entities load chunks?
or, needs to load for the entity to be in it properly
Yes
If the chunk isn't loaded, the entity is gonna be half assed dangling in the world, so, expect bugs if that one ever actually happens
Pretty sure that's what the half loaded non ticking chunks are for. To let entities walk into them and stop ticking, then get saved to disk when the chunk unloads
lol I love 1.14
Why you on 1.14? 1.15 is much better
We didn't have time to update our plugins
@heady spear I see dat RedisBungee 👀
ofc =]
At this point it's not even my pluins ruining the performance, so that's cool
b& for advertising
ur upsidedown

what happend to your 20tps city? you lying hoe
my tps very stable. 1.8.8 very good yes

THAT IS RED
No
yes red
It like blood red + little purple
i mean its 169 red
Discord on phone prob g4y
piglin? wut is happening to minecraft https://i.imgur.com/rYGqrJ6.png
it's called updates
snapshots
sometimes they happen probably
is there something wrong with zombie pigman
apparently its named Jazzberry Jam
is that term racist
doesnt match theme i guess so they changed it
THAT IS RED
ur red
i'll only ever refer to them as pigman
minecraft has a theme?
the 1.16 theme boro
is it coming up with retarded stuff?
yes
kashike me outside

what
who
4bit 
64bit 
:kasheek:
zeb
meh name zeb
yeah did like 3 issues, one still open :(
or more apparently, don't even remember
I put up an issue recently about how bees don't use the generic.flyingSpeed at all. Gone ignored so far other than a rando confirming it
Why add a new attribute if it's not even used :3
what attribute
oh my god this destroyed my life https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-150270
flyingSpeed is an old attribute
It's registered and a value is set for both parrots and bees, but changes nothing :(
I should update my ticket to mention parrots too, but lazy
I had to go in and make the attribute work for my ridable mobs :p
this was also fun, we were close to not getting generic inventory sizes with 1.14
that would've been a big oof
https://pastebin.com/raw/zy0GhGek my server just crashed - any ideas?
Looks like worldguard caused a deadlock with firing an event while loading chunks. That's odd
lol that's why
i just updated the server to the latest paper some hours ago
i did not update any plugin, only the server
the previous server build was about 1 week old
Anyone know of any online editor of such to create COLORED text for signs?
I see plugins, but just looking for the basic since § isn't allowed in-game anymore.
If not, anyone know a list of options for the definition, if any? Other than 'text' & 'color'?
Example: /data merge block ~ ~1 ~ {Text1:"{"text":"line1","color":"gold"}"}
need this for elsewhere
what? you just use &
.optimize
Guide for optimizing performance: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/
.optimize2
is that what u mean triple
The ampersand has no effect and appears on the sign as test.
Do u have essentialsx
Ya, which seems to work in chat, but not apply to signs.
that's not gonna work on data command anyway
only works for players writing text on signs
lmao
i think that's what he's trying to do wiz
So the sign will appear colored for m e, but not another player joining the server?
Color the text on signs. Truly just a few in my server's "lobby"
Thanks for the note. Didn't know such was disabled.
np
how is that post not a meme? 
mfw moderators
Guide for optimizing performance: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/
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city how did you get such a cool graph
why does duck have a cool name color
grafana prob
and wiz has a cool name color
didn't we already get over that 3 times already
because i'm the duck
with the other 3 times he posted that graph
ur literally a pink duck
no u
grafana more like cortana
u
n
y
can I be a blue duck
no
ur a blue fuk
only 1 color of ducks allowed
yeah and that's a burnt brown
u offended me
very rude
I feel violated
wow brain cant believe u did that
Even duck wouldn’t go that far
hm I suppose not
PingPong
well if you are looking for dares ping wiz
duck is a fuck with class
ping urself
@urself
10 times too many
Lmao
"how does piston work?"

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@woven otter Grafana reading from prometheus
complicated words
There's a nice minecraft plugin if you want to try out prometheus. We use a custom exporter nowadays tho
Some say that if you ping wiz 3 times at 3 AM on Friday the 13th, you'll get banned from life itself.
Super easy to setup
time to dig up old messages of brian https://i.imgur.com/yM6cIiZ.png
oh no
u've come so far, makes me tear up
just like good ol paper
explains why kenny fits in well here
either way can judge distance
used twitch prime on a streamer so I can get some emojis without paying discord 
!? huh?
My family has amazon prime and I can get twitch prime from that, how would I go along getting free emotes?
or well tbh I don't even know if it's because of the sub on his partnered server or just because he's partnered
some emotes can be global
lmao brian you literally asked 5 times for a link to paper docs :D
still searching
I'm going to add some seasonings to my roast.
Honestly now I want to go through my messages, I have what, 30 thousand?
Because I spent a year wasting my life here.
Yeah I'm trying to leave but it's addictive, I'm weaning off slowly though, I'm just filling my life with more things that I like doing more, such as actually programming instead of talking about programming, playing games, doing school, and hanging out with people who actually care about me.
sounds good
do you need help
Roast isn’t looking too bad. I tried it and it tastes like hot, and now my mouth is numb.
Not like that >:I
are the mods being retarded again
not just linux, no worries
i care about you brain
linux is retarded to use
leafy
I'm not wrong
go make a surfing video

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bruh the server stress test made me super stressed
the amount of alcohol I've consumed this week is uh
too little
And that's far too much.
I should invoice the server owner for my alcohol cost
because if it wasn't for the server I wouldn't be binge drinking
u pushing the date back again
nah, we're still set for next weekend
Release date is next weekend?
i was gonna join the stress test twice but then i forgot about it
He just has unrealistic expectations about the maximum player count :p We did super good at 60 players per server, he wants to push it to 100 but it's just not possible
maybe if we had a month to switch to 1.15 but I doubt that'd do a lot
just go back to 1.8
What's the name of it again?
runnn
citytownvillecraft
at 60 up until 65 we were at 20 without any real issues
and I think that's pretty good considering what a shit show 1.14 was 😛
lol so our tutorial was broken so people couldn't leave the spawn
so initially we had 95 players in the exact same spot
then I tried teleporting all of them at once and the server crashed

tEsTiNg BeFoRe ReLeAsE
I mean it's a stress test for a reason 😛
so we opened up two more servers and they evened out at 60 each and everything was fine. So I'm not too worried 🤷♂️
plus like 100 players in the same area during launch would suck anyway, imagine having to wait an hour to pick some herbs 😛
What's the server's name again?
i don't wanna say it in case wiz yells at me
am i about to ban some scrubs for advertising :^)
DM me
I can just ping you over at IS 😛
Do that.
wiz can't ban me there 😠
:v)
wiz be like blocked ez
wouldn't be the first time
I don't think that wiz actively wants to be so banny-wammy-hammy and blocky-wocky-docky but I think he's grown to be like that because of his circumstances.
I can't imagine developing for WorldEdit and having people constantly ping you because they can't take 5 seconds out of their day to read the info or announcements.
I think wiz enjoys making me miserable

That too.
yea brian is one of those few legacy cases where he got blocked before i got mod powers
wiz enjoys being miserable
if he had pinged me that much after i got mod he'd be banned for sure
I'm grandfathered into being blocked and not banned :^)
also i'm pretty sure i just blocked him anyway cuz he was constantly being retarded
just go on irc brian :>
y is wiz to mean
inb4 he blocks the webhook
so* 😦
he would've blocked it you know it 
I thought wiz and I were best buds
I'm pretty hyped for server btw, City, it seems really cool.
Just a week, whew.
You nervous?
I'm pretty happy we managed to build up enough hype to actually get 100+ people to join just for the stress test
getting 100 is about the limit for 1.15.2
if you're on plotsquared idk how you got above 20
What's the limit for 1.7.10?
because then we can skip that awkward phase in the beginning of the lifespan of a server where there are 2 people on and you spam those voting lists
We're on 1.14 leafy 😛

not using PlotSquared though, which helps a tonne 😛
but why
We have too much code to update
that's a fat fucking rip
we would have to delay the launch by at least a month
imagine getting stuck on the worst performing version of mc
As soon as we've launched we'll start updating but we can't really do it atm :p
If it were my decision, which it isn't, I'd rather the launch be delayed by a month so you don't have to worry about having to do it post launch. Also, the majority of servers are now on 1.15.2, and so are the people. People were asking me to update my server because no one uses 1.14.2 anymore.
what's this server btw
I can dm you if you want.
Check terrorist server
wiz seems to be scanning the chat for advertising.
well I'm asking so it isn't advertising
I think City just pinged you.
ye I see it
Also I completely think it's great that you have 100 players hyped pre-launch,
The time when your server is kinda ready but you gotta spam voting sites but if one person joins and they think it's cool they leave because no one else is on.. it's a bad kinda situation.
You already have to either have hype or players for new players to want to stay.
I'm just happy I don't have to do any of the advertising and shit
Good luck to the owner with this, I hope it succeeds.
some german MMO news site wrote about us and 500 people joined the discord
I hope it succeeds too so I can keep paying my rent
Would suck to pay people big $$$ for advertising and developing only for it to not go anywhere.
Are you guys relying on donations, subscriptions, patreon..?
microtransactions!
great
macrotransactions 
also idk if he robbed a bank or what because us devs aren't cheap
he has been paying me monthly for two years 😛
Maybe it's just Bill Gates' pet project.
Wait, no, because if it was then it'd be an OFFICIAL PARTNER of MINECRAFT™️ (just like Mineplex)
Also it was so rude, I tried to get Mineplex's source code for a dead game and they said no >:(
we have a former mineplex dev on the team
smh my head, large company not giving me source codes
$5 a month
not that it's anything special
Oh really? What's his name?
Mineplex cancelled their Jr Dev program thingy because someone leaked code.
if they pays me $5 a month i'll type positive reinforcement in a chat for the devs everyday at 1:00PM CST
Her* name.
imagine not having proper api modules
I said he because I didn't think there were any female devs on Mineplex, I looked on their dev list and I didn't see any.
Might've glossed over her though.
female programmers 
I have 3 sisters and no brothers so my mannerisms are probably very female, tbh.
ex de
I'm not gonna leak stuff
you already have
My servers' code is open source ¯_(ツ)_/¯
how many female devs do you think even exist
Not like it's any good so what's to hide? ;p
No way!?
apparently
you're that cityweebstret?
Do you guys know any Hypixel devs?
so am super famous owo
Devesoblurbs?
Jesse and I were in a skype convo with a couple of hypixel people
before they launched their sky island thing
omg so fame
then they blocked us
can I have an autograph pliz
😦
understandable
they potentially wanted to base it off of PlotSquared
also.. Skype?
oof
They were making Skyblock in 2014-15!?
OH.
skyblock has been a thing for ever
Housing, not skyblock.
Hypixel's version of Skyblock is very, very different.
Minecraft plugin developer who doesn't play Minecraft.
How much do I have to pay you to develop for my server, City?
the game is boring as rocks
I've got 7 dollars.
No, wait, 8.
Once I deposit my nossr monies it'll probably be 7 ._.
benefits 
Can I do half an hour of code review?
Thanks :D
we were going to release plotsquared as a premium plugin soon but then someone decided that we should actually go through and fix game breaking bugs
such a silly idea. I hate it
it's not a bad idea 
but there are so many of them 😦
The other day I tried to make a redstone jukebox.
ur gonna create a hole in the market for crashing your server
and if the option is to buy it lol someone will just make a replacement for free
we're down to 23 open issues, out of which I care about like... 4?
Theres no jukeboxState or jukeboxData#setPlaying(bool);
@heady spear maek me 3 ploogins and u can sok me dik
What made you start working on that plugin?
PlotMe being bad.
there are literally instructions in the README + we ship the gradle wrapper so no setup required
I mean... jukeboxes output an analogue signal... kinda weird they'd accept a signal instead :P
minecraft analog signal 


yes

