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twin lagoon
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is with my corsair keyboards

worn ember
twin lagoon
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i've had LEDs fail on a K95 & K95 Platinum

limber knotBOT
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My proteus mouse I’ve had for 6y

twin lagoon
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and some other issues

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support was slow but alright

worn ember
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anyway back to my hardcore programming session of making an RTP plugin

limber knotBOT
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everything works fine

cosmic raft
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sorry, I was wrong

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I bought the mouse in November 2016

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It was acting up by May 2017

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not even a year

twin lagoon
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hmm odd

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well, haven't gotten any issues with my g502 & mx master 2s

cosmic raft
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this is what I had

limber knotBOT
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That has been my experience with several razor keyboards

twin lagoon
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razer isn't known for good quality control in first place

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so

limber knotBOT
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i know lol

cosmic raft
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hehe

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looking at old purchases now

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forgot I got nearly $17 off my GMMK keyboard when I ordered it

twin lagoon
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i bought my gmmk barebone last year for $50 or so

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which is a good price considering i'm in the EU and would've paid for import fees n shit otherwise

worn ember
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thats hot

twin lagoon
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probably would've been around $80 if i bought it directly from glorious themselves

limber knotBOT
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My current keyboard is getting QMK ported to it

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makes me happy

twin lagoon
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what board?

limber knotBOT
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dont remember the architecture wasn’t supported at all though

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lemme find GitHub issue

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ARM M0 MCU

twin lagoon
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i uh, meant what keyboard

limber knotBOT
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Oh Keychron

twin lagoon
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ah that thing

limber knotBOT
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yep I’ve had the k1 for a while now needed something portable

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& compat

twin lagoon
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friend of mine had it but didn't like it in the end

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it looked quite nice

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i only care about having QMK so that i can have arrow keys on the right shift, control & function keys

worn ember
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bold of you to assume its italic

sand vale
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\o

languid warren
limber knotBOT
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@twin lagoon have I introduced you to our lord and savior hjkl?

hollow crow
twin lagoon
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i don't like hjkl

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i like having the ability to tap on my right shift to get arrow up

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and i don't lose the functionality of right shift either because if i hold right shift it'll still be right shift

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there's also fn + wasd

void void
heady spear
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lol our super over-hyped server trailer is live

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it cost more than my rent to make tho

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Hegemony Release Trailer | MMORPG (Vanilla Minecraft) - length 2m 16s - 17 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 34 views - Hegemony on 2020.02.15

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imagine advertising your mc server here

heady spear
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It's not even the server, it's a trailer for an unreleased server x]]]]

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also it's not mine*

worn ember
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when tp'ing to a random location the biome doesnt update in F3 (debug screen) until you reopen it, is this a client bug or server?

woven otter
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what is this advertisement

worn ember
heady spear
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lel angry leaf attack

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wiz** >.< I'm hungry

tawdry coyote
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smh wiz i was watching that. mostly just watching why sm1 recorded that trailer with like 5 fps minecraft

heady spear
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The budget did not allow for more than 5 frames

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everything was spent on the music

tawdry coyote
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ah yes bcuz the most important part of any minecraft server is the music

heady spear
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Indeed.

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Actually, I don't know how much was spent on the composer but it was probably more expensive than I am, and that's sad. I deserve so much more

woven otter
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no I as a tester deserve more

heady spear
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no because you left the map

woven otter
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I discovered a game breaking bug that is

heady spear
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Our tps is back to 20 from 3

tranquil shard
heady spear
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I think that's a win

woven otter
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how did you mess up

heady spear
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I unloaded the chunks

worn ember
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sorry what, its not, at 3tps i get more time to think

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@heady spear did you miss me?

heady spear
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I did

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you have a level of dumb that no one else can reproduce. Truly unique

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worn ember
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my mom always said i was special

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❤️

limber knotBOT
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yes, very special

woven otter
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very special

worn ember
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wait till you see the code of my amazing RTP plugin, truly unique

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next up is clear chat

limber knotBOT
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and then, a broadcast plugin?

worn ember
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hey thats a great idea!

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thanks kenny

woven otter
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and NoPlugins plugin

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NoVersion plugin

worn ember
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ye just replace /plugins with "YEET dab"

woven otter
worn ember
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nice embed

woven otter
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totally not a redirect

worn ember
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i clicked on it before the embed loaded feelsSadMan

woven otter
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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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☑ The Rekt Knight

worn ember
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.lart duck

limber knotBOT
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jabs a hot lighter into duck's eye sockets.

woven otter
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.rakt DArk

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wtf

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.lart Dark

limber knotBOT
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removes Debian from Dark's system.

worn ember
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u ok there buddy

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oh shit

woven otter
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doubt it

worn ember
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rip my debian

woven otter
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.lart Dark

limber knotBOT
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replaces Dark's stress pills with rat poison pellets.

worn ember
woven otter
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bruh

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is that your vps

heady spear
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I removed /plugins and /help from our paper fork :]

woven otter
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rart

worn ember
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sound stupid to do lmao

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stoopid weeb

woven otter
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it's 200iq move

heady spear
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Then they can't be used 😛

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people aren't supposed to use commands on the server so it's fine

woven otter
limber knotBOT
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that's a top tier emoji

woven otter
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ikr

worn ember
heady spear
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Plan is fucking amazing tho, my favorite metrics monitoring plugin so far

worn ember
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whomst?

worn ember
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oh those

limber knotBOT
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did he fix timezone yet tho

heady spear
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no idea tbh

twin lagoon
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grafana w/ a plugin that pushes data into influxdb best

pastel skiff
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Hey guys my End portals are TPing people to 0 3000 and not to 0 100 0 like its meant to what would I need to look at?

limber knotBOT
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oO

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so they just spawn at y 3000 on an obsidian plateau?

pastel skiff
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Yah

limber knotBOT
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sounds tight

worn ember
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have you tried on a vanilla server? to see if it happens there too?

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or without plugins

pastel skiff
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I'll give it a go

worn ember
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i doubt its a vanilla bug but you never know

pastel skiff
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98% a plugin

void void
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can someone help me with a simple math question

limber knotBOT
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no

worn ember
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-1

unreal quarry
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.ask @void void

limber knotBOT
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If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

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(DiscordBot) Error: API returned 401

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alright xD, take it easy

worn ember
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eksdee

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oh bstats is back

void void
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If a unit has for example 38 DPS 120HP and another has 48 DPS 600 HP how would I calculate or get the formula to see which unit is more efficient

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time to kill

worn ember
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wouldnt it just be dps/hp? or am i being big dum again

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or hp/dps doesnt matter

void void
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Idk i've been trying to figure out for the past 15 mins

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My brain isnt working

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.wa 120/36

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.wa 600/48

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Exact result: 10/3 - Decimal approximation: 3.333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333... - https://is.gd/t0cjB8

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

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(DiscordBot) Exact result: 25/2 - Decimal form: 12.5 - https://is.gd/ce8KDJ

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

worn ember
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yeah that formula seems to make sense i suppose, bigger number is more efficient

static badge
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no

worn ember
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or rather does more damage in total

void void
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Okay hp/dps ty

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hp/dps = time to kill

limber knotBOT
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that's time to kill

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and a lower time to kill is better

neat cloak
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Is there any way to auto solve a recaptach and press a button an a webpage with nodejs?

limber knotBOT
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<-<

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sounds like you missed the message of captcha

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lol

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dumcordians b dum

neat cloak
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Ik why captcha exists

limber knotBOT
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all you need is that robot to click the button for you

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lmao

neat cloak
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Yeah how?

limber knotBOT
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(RoboMWM) Robot beats "I am not a Robot" Captcha - length 31s - 744,450 likes, 18,641 dislikes (97.6%) - 17,740,083 views - Matt Unsworth on 2017.01.25

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(KennyTV) Captcha - length 1m 59s - 323,776 likes, 1,622 dislikes (99.5%) - 8,334,217 views - videogamedunkey on 2015.07.14

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one website I visited apparently had it on too strong that it was literally illegible

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how do I search my tweets

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oh from:user works

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total guess

worn ember
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"tweets"

limber knotBOT
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lol wut

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robo is a robo confirmed?

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Confirm

worn ember
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kak

cosmic raft
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book is here

pastel skiff
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What book

limber knotBOT
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📖

cosmic raft
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this one

pastel skiff
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yUM

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R there any MC books lol

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Like craftbukkit ones

limber knotBOT
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just convert the forums into a couple of novels

torn terrace
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VOTE PINGU

limber knotBOT
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so many dumcordians, so little iq

woven otter
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u

limber knotBOT
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exactly there is much more iq here

woven otter
red anvil
olive garden
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I need to solve the train does not go redstone rails

twin lagoon
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lmao

olive garden
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how does someone find me in this Discord

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I don't have any special roles...

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recent chatters

olive garden
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I was sleeping, I just woke up recently

latent valve
void void
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another way to say "good morning" i guess

random ice
north mauve
short yarrow
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what version of java do you guys use?

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11

short yarrow
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I probably should update. I'm still on java 8

worn ember
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same

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dont really care tho

twin lagoon
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jdk 13

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recently updated from jdk 8

olive garden
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@worn ember I will hang you

worn ember
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i have J11 but half the stuff still doesnt run on 11 so i just roll with J8

twin lagoon
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depends on your version & plugins

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all of our like 70 plugins work fine on jdk 13

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1.15.2

worn ember
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forge and stuff still dont work with J11

topaz mortar
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On my machine jdk 13.
On remote dev JRE 11.
Production JRE 8 but hopefully 11 in near future.

worn ember
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at least building, not sure about running

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would be nice to be able to use J11 features tho

gritty shadow
placid bronze
gray tulip
pearl garnet
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Stranger Things 4 | From Russia with love… | Netflix - length 51s - 295,126 likes, 6,518 dislikes (97.8%) - 7,475,081 views - Stranger Things on 2020.02.14

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.g stranger things

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.netflix.com/title/80057281 -- Stranger Things | Netflix Official Site: "Stranger Things. 2016TV-14 3 SeasonsAward-Winning TV Shows. When a young boy vanishes, a small town uncovers a mystery involving secret..."

When a young boy vanishes, a small town uncovers a mystery involving secret experiments, terrifying supernatural forces and one strange little girl.

unreal quarry
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(DiscordBot) Motorcycle Crashes Accidents compilation - length 11m - 1 like, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 8 views - incredible 10 on 2020.02.15

cosmic raft
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@unreal quarry lol

unreal quarry
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could you imagine? just riding around, enjoying the day. then all of a sudden: random car tire

wanton oak
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i'm matter, but i don't matter

shell vine
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ig im only one who got bored of stranger things halway through first episode

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maybe just bad day

void void
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nope

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that show just sux

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horribly

shell vine
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one thing i cant wait for is new altered carbon

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that show was rly good

void void
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eh it was alright

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i stopped caring bc 1 season and that always pisses me off

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its been like 3 years or smth

shell vine
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well its brought up again cuz theyre releasing season 2 soon

void void
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not sure ill watch it

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because itll end on another cliffhanger

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and 3 years will go by

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"oh hey btw"

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"season 3"

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i hate that shit

shell vine
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tbh i dont even remember that it ended on a cliffhanger xd

maiden bramble
shell vine
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maybe i need to rewatch it now

unreal quarry
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They all end on cliffhangers

void void
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is it just a coincidence this dude is using the same pfp as andrewkm

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nvm, andrew changed his

shell vine
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best show is the expanse

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😗

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that was like early game of thrones level of hype for me

void void
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i absolutely cannot do GoT either.

unreal quarry
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GoT was the greatest show with the worst ending ever

void void
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fukcing terrible

shell vine
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so true, it was so good, then so bad..

unreal quarry
shell vine
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painfully bad

void void
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let me tell you what a good show is

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star trek tng, ds9, ent, voy, og

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thx

shell vine
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what do u think of picard

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(the new show)

void void
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its ok :/ i feel the same way about discovery

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i miss the "1 story / ep"

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now its

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1 story / season

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which is fucking annoying

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lots of cliffhangers

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modern tv i guess

shell vine
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yeaaa same

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they had to make it all a story instead of a ongoing thing

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very different

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than the old style

unreal quarry
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thats why i binge watch seasons now, tbh. its a 10 hour episode for most shows these days

void void
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yea

unreal quarry
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only downside, watching actual movies now feel like shorts

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like, last movie i watched i felt like everything was rushed lol

void void
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a good star trek episode from the older series feels like a very self contained, fulfilling story

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most of the tme

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there are some exceptions

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but still :/

shell vine
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i can still appreciate it, just feels like watching the first half hour of a movie then closing it every week

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which yea is annoying

plain stone
void void
worn ember
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I never watched s8 from GoT. I just stopped after 7

void void
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i stopped after the first episode because it's trash

shell vine
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:|

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true

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that ending KEKWHYPER

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how many years did you boys wait for it KEKWHYPER

shell vine
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lol fu

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so many thousands of ppl who loved the show fucked over so bad

ember crag
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So I told my gf she has to get a smaller car.

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She almost ripped the running board off the passenger side of my Expedition the other day backing out of the garage.

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So I'm buying one of these this summer.

cunning raft
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yo @quasi valley via man

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is there a viaversion for bungeecord

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like a proxy level

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fuck am i dum

vestal jasper
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I hope you know bungee is a proxy

cunning raft
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yeah?

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idk why i said "like a proxy level"

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lmao

vestal jasper
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Why do you need it at proxy level

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It cares pretty little what protocol version the client is

cunning raft
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because i have a huge project that uses a lot of NMS

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of which runs on a custom craftbukkit build

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which is a 1.7.10/1.8.8 protocol hack

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and i want to add 1.15 clients to that thru via

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is possible lmao

vestal jasper
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So you want the proxy to trick the server into thinking the client is on 1.8

cunning raft
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yeah pretty much

vestal jasper
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Huh

cunning raft
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yeah it's so many levels of protocol hacks

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it's ridiculous

vestal jasper
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Ur setup sounds fucked tbh

cunning raft
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yeah

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The plugin is thousands of files

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most use nms

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this would be easier than updating the plugin

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shit the protocol hack doesn't send the right protocol version to via

ember crag
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Electric Mini even

trim steeple
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what happened to paper-104?

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104 was aborted

pulsar wigeon
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are you advertising rn

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my ban senses are tingling

void void
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cant advertise something that doesn't exist

trim steeple
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you're advertising your potential services

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last gif I swear

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mods there is a gif in the general channel kappa

pulsar wigeon
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gonna ban his ass all the way to #memes

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or #gifs-and-memes i guess

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idk why we have two channels for that

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wiz

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one is for memes

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another is for the gifs

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IT'S DIFFERENT CONTENT

pulsar wigeon
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but what if your meme is a gif

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one is content, one is format

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then it goes into memes

pulsar wigeon
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you can have something that's both

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k thanks for elaborating

void void
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then it can go into either imo

pulsar wigeon
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so where do you go, being cancer and all?

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are you a gif

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I mean I don't have to elaborate kappa

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cuz the distinction in my opinion is already retarded

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wait no isn't that what you're saying

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shit I'm supposed to oppose you

pulsar wigeon
warped spear
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how well can I expect a 1.15 server to run on a 2500k overclocked to 4.5ghz with 16 gigs of ddr3

pulsar wigeon
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i predict you'll get 20 tps

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with 0 players

warped spear
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ok assuming I have say 10 people on it

vestal jasper
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More than 1 tps

trim steeple
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only one way to find out

warped spear
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should I go linux or be lazy and use windows 10

vestal jasper
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Linux

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Debian if ur smart

trim steeple
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dont host on windows lol

vestal jasper
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Ubuntu if ur retarded and don't want to think

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Arch if u want to feel special

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Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

void void
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lol

warped spear
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ok

trim steeple
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ubuntu is fine to host from

warped spear
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well maybe ubuntu Im lazy and tbh don't feel like fucking around with arch

trim steeple
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just do ubuntu

warped spear
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ubuntu + zerotier + paper

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and a moderately overclocked 2500k with some decent speed ddr3

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4.5ghz is moderate for those chips

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I can push it to 5.1 but eh it requires as lot of volts and will turn my room into a heater

void void
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I'm running an IBM x3650 7915ac1 with 80GB of ram

trim steeple
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then dont do that

void void
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get water cooling for that nuclear heater

warped spear
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I running bits from my old pc and some ram I pulled from the ewaste bin at work (I work in IT and can get free shit from the ewaste if I just ask)

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so free ram

ember crag
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You guys should make it into #memes_and_gifs

cosmic raft
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no, we have #gifs-and-memes for gifs

sand vale
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blames the wookies

warped spear
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is a network card recommended or is running off the integrated io fine for a server of 10-20 people

void void
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depends on the NIC

warped spear
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its a gigabit onboard NIC on a z77 board

void void
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oh no you need a card, thats garbage..

warped spear
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frick

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recommendations?

void void
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with this, maybe 20 players

warped spear
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well its this rn

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  • PCIE x1 Gigabit LAN 10/100/1000 Mb/s
  • Realtek RTL8111E
void void
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that ancient copper lines, put on your big boy pants and get fiber.

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full disclosure, ive been making this all all.

warped spear
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its running off a fiber optic network

void void
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as they said earlier, try it and see if itll work

warped spear
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well hopefully zerotier doesn't shit itself

void void
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why are you using that

warped spear
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hosting this thing out of my dorm room on a pc built out of ewaste sitting under my bed

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not sure if I can port forward in this case

void void
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not sure or know you cannot

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would be easier to port forward imo

warped spear
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not sure if I can but assuming you can't

void void
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actually would be easier to turn that ewaste into money and buy a hosted solution

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You should look into some networking ewaste and practice with them

warped spear
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fairly confident I can't port forward on school network

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so probably gonna have to do the vpn rout

void void
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mkay

warped spear
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zerotier or what else is an option

void void
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get off the school network if you want to self host without vpn

warped spear
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I live on campus so thats not really an option

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just wondering about suggestions for a good vpn / virtual lan adapter

void void
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openvpn and wiregaurd are the only ones I have used

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self hosted

warped spear
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hows the speed on them

void void
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haven't really checked, wiregaurd is the new kid on the block and supposed to be faster than openvpn

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so go with that one if either

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you have to consider if your school network allows vpn traffic

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my work blocks udp traffic which is what wireguard uses, openvpn too but you can change it to tcp

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wtf if youre gonna buy new hardware and a vpn just to fucking homehost just go get a damn dedi or vps

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this is making me cringe out of my fuckign bones

warped spear
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I have a pc built from ewaste - a new 40 dollar evga psu

void void
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ok

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i really didnt ask so i dont need the rundown

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lmao

warped spear
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not spending money on this lol

void void
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yall were just talking about buying a new network card

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how about that vpn, are you not paying monthly

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i was pitching him garbage and the vpn is self hosted

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you can get free aws ec2 instance for a year and host your own vpn

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if you're strapped for cash, i've used this shared host before. i can get 30 players on it and maintain 20 tps if following the optimization guide. 10 euro for europe datacenter, 15 for north america. https://www.omgserv.com/en/hosting/minecraft-server/unlimited/

theres also digital ocean, get a small vps for cheap. aws is an option. google cloud is an option.

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anything but fucking home hosting and using a goddamn vpn to get out of your school networtk PELASE GOD

peak dirge
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(but good luck paying for that AWS bandwidth)

merry talon
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ill say it again

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vultr high frequency compute completely demolishes any other provider in terms of cpu

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don't know how no one knows about it

void void
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yea vultr is yet another cloud host

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I was going to order from them but didn't because the advertised price wasn't what I could get with their configuration options

merry talon
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you mean with ddos protection?

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that's the only thing that's subpar there

cosmic raft
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has bad experience with Vultr

void void
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huh not terrible $10 2gb with 3.8k geekbench single core score at vultr

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i personally havent used them

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but the numbers look decent

pulsar wigeon
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simple u wanna get banned for advertising too :^)

void void
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what

merry talon
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no not that simple

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this

void void
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relax

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are we advertising or talking about hosts...?

warped spear
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think ill just set things up and see how it goes

ember crag
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Get on my level and host on your own personal datacenter.

merry talon
void void
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oh nice sweep

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i hear @ember crag

merry talon
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yeah

ember crag
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Spoiler: ||Doesn't actually have a personal datacenter.||

warped spear
#

probably ok if I use wireguard or zerotier on ubuntu

void void
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me either >.>

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dear god

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i give up

merry talon
#

definitely don't do that

void void
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he's gonna try it, then come back and complain about why his server is running like shit

merry talon
void void
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get ready for the uni network admin to be like "what is this dorm room DOING?"

ember crag
#

But I have decent fiber and a box with pretty good single core performance and route it through a ddos mitigation service.

void void
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they wont see the packets but they'll see the volume of packets

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have fun big boy

warped spear
#

@void void I work in it department

void void
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yes so do most of us

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do you think we're talking out of our asses

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you're doing something fucking retarded

merry talon
#

(well vultr is the king until frantech does the migration over to ryzen that is)

void void
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lmao

static badge
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are you running a server through a vpn

void void
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thru vpn just so he can get thru his uni network

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on an ewaste machine

warped spear
#

running my own privatd mc server over zerotier out of my dorm room

cosmic raft
#

@merry talon i won't touch vultr unless they've finally fixed their issues

merry talon
#

which?

cosmic raft
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network issues, losing internet access randomly

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and unplanned restarts all the time

merry talon
#

hm I've never experienced that

ember crag
#

I vote plugin issues ;)

merry talon
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but I'm not using them

warped spear
#

if it works what should I feel

void void
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@ember crag i had a fiber connection back in Arkansas but i've since moved. now just basic cable but it does well enough not that I don't miss the fiber.

ember crag
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I was pretty pleased with my cable until they hooked up the fiber. Night and day difference.

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But that could change as more customers hook up.

void void
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50/50 was the package I had

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our ISP was actually changing over the entire network from their copper lines to new fiber

ember crag
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My cable was 30/30, fiber is 500/500 with the only restriction being that I can't degrade other customers' service.

pulsar wigeon
#

tf just happened

static badge
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look if you're going to spam lemme give you a hint of how to do it

void void
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lol byeeee

ember crag
#

But I was getting closer to 100/100 on the cable for a few months before the fiber.

static badge
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you go to irc

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god do I have to teach you dumbfucks how to do this

void void
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500! damn.

pulsar wigeon
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who was dat even

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i just tabbed back in and some guy started spamming

ember crag
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They have gigabit, but I don't wanna pay the extra $20/mo for it.

void void
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right i mean why bother

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just bragging rights then

ember crag
#

Yeah, realistically speaking, I'll probably never hit 500 from normal use in this decade.

cosmic raft
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i'm bored

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time for some fun

pulsar wigeon
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you should kick leaf more

cosmic raft
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that was fun

pulsar wigeon
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LMAO

static badge
pulsar wigeon
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gotem

static badge
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why did I know you were going to do that

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also your bot is slow

void void
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it says LISTEN, not speak.;

ember crag
#

I'd say you can kici me, but I kind of enjoy it here.

static badge
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in the older days it was fast

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did you add streams to it or something tf

ember crag
#

Or kick. Whatever way you wanna spell it.

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I'm not your dad.

cosmic raft
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oi

void void
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io

static badge
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still slow

cosmic raft
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eat dirt

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also no

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it does not use streams

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at all

ember crag
#

Ok, back on the road. Be home in an hour or so.

pulsar wigeon
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doesn't polar tho

void void
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safe travels

cosmic raft
#

it was a joke wiz

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it uses lots of streams :)

static badge
#

figured

pulsar wigeon
#

o

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didn't bother clicking

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cuz im dying in game

warped spear
#

a gpu would do nothing for a mc server correct?

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just making sure nothing has changed

cosmic raft
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lemme test something

merry talon
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uh correct

cosmic raft
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sorry leaf

limber knotBOT
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fucking

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destroyed

merry talon
#

there were some talks about gpu accelerating lighting though kekwhyper

warped spear
#

huehue hue

cosmic raft
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hurry up and join already

warped spear
#

that would be hot

cosmic raft
#

debugging something

limber knotBOT
#

kick wiz

pulsar wigeon
#

lmao

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he's just not gonna rejoin

limber knotBOT
#

COME ON NOW

pulsar wigeon
#

in protest of being a guinea pig

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good on you leaf

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know where to set your limits

cosmic raft
#

oh well then

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back to playing this game then

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see you

limber knotBOT
#

I'm not being baited

static badge
pulsar wigeon
#

wb leaf

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we missed you

static badge
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I was on irc

pulsar wigeon
#

it's not quite the same

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everyone knows dumcordians only have 1 brain cell

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irc has no such limitations

void void
limber knotBOT
#

Yeah, ppl like magma can survive on zero cells here

void void
#

just watched the parasite

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interesting to say the least...

woven otter
#

kick wiz

mental oriole
#

wiz kick

limber knotBOT
#

kick discord users

mental oriole
#

I’m not a Discord user.

errant mantle
mental oriole
#

I’m also on IRC, I swear!

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@errant mantle Hey, aren’t you that snowman?

woven otter
#

kick upsidedown users please

compact violet
void void
#

@woven otter is...is your avatar...

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what i think it is...

woven otter
#

yes

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it is

limber knotBOT
#

is it still magma acting like a dying deer?

woven otter
#

well it's magma

limber knotBOT
#

okay so yes

void void
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im disappointed

heady spear
#

I miss magma

worn ember
#

Why was het banned

limber knotBOT
#

he tried to seduce wiz

golden gust
#

I wanna say that he was unbanned, but, in general, ^

limber knotBOT
#

he was

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until he wasn't again

golden gust
#

oh, thought it was removed again, lol

#

I see it there

knotty lion
graceful wyvern
worn ember
#

Ah yeah don't trigger mr wiz or you get the boot

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Also don't use half the discord features :) or you'll get booted too

limber knotBOT
#

I smell some sass

worn ember
#

Very much so

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@graceful wyvern wow insane speeds

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NASA wants their internet back

ember crag
worn ember
#

Flexxing

ember crag
#

;)

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Could have gone faster, but the file was too small to reach top speed.

limber knotBOT
#

I smell some sass

ember crag
#

Does it smell better than ass?

limber knotBOT
#

very much so

ember crag
#

Nice

twin lagoon
#

10.5mb/s kekw2

strong abyss
twin lagoon
#

it's literally on github

#

simply compile it

strong abyss
#

Facts

spice geyser
#

Does someone know a plugin where I can 'rebuy' (e.g. with 5 Diamond Blocks) my inventory when I died in lava or excced the despawntime of my inventory after death?

worn ember
#

havent heard of anything like that, sounds interesting tho

olive garden
#

not only have I heard about something like that, but also played on a server that had it
the server is 100% Hungarian, private plugins though

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so you are just uneducated Dark

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as usual

worn ember
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feelsPepoMan "private plugins" "hungarian server" yeah thats enough for me to not care about it 🙂

olive garden
#

it's a really cool server though

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like you can build patterns into some ritual table to make rain go away and stuff like that

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an actual, original server that's not like the other 10 million

worn ember
#

so its a cult

olive garden
#

"cult" suggests a close community

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this one is pretty friendly, welcoming:)

latent valve
worn ember
#

i mean, thanks for the random info i suppose

olive garden
#

anytime, that's my specialty

spice geyser
#

You know the name of the plugin

olive garden
strong abyss
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Lol

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"How could you not know about this plugin? All the coolest Hungarian servers have it"

olive garden
#

no, only one

spice geyser
#

Maybe hungarian inventory rollback?

olive garden
#

I am 100% sarcasm

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in case you didn't notice

strong abyss
#

Okay sorry "How could you not know about this plugin?!?!?!?!??! One Hungarian server has it"

worn ember
#

are you drunk already trig? its only 11am

olive garden
#

I don't think so

spice geyser
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Not enough when you did not notice i am 101%

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If I find some I let you know

worn ember
#

if you dont, let me know too, wouldnt be such a bad plugin to make

olive garden
#

yeah Dark, you could finally make something useful

worn ember
olive garden
#

I can't wait for all the dupe glitches /s

worn ember
#

haha

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no promisses on that one

strong abyss
#

nah sounds legit

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pay 1 diamond for your inv back

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pay 2 diamonds for 2x your inventory back

#

quick maths

worn ember
olive garden
#

lol

spice geyser
#

There is already this grave datapack where a grave stores your inventory after death until you walk over it. Maybe change the grave with a chest and after putting in 5 diamond blocks the chest disapear and you get back your stuff..

worn ember
#

datapacks angryeyes

limber knotBOT
#

command blocks > datapacks

strong abyss
#

throwing rocks at your computer > datapacks

spice geyser
#

haha yeah, I don't like them too, but I am sure there is an equivalent as plugin

olive garden
#

> requires NBTApi above 1.4.6

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MC 1.4.6 👀

spice geyser
#

Yes only as example, i don't fit my requirement

#

This is a better example:

limber knotBOT
#

custom fork > plugins > command blocks > datapacks

olive garden
#

Is my chat dead?

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no, it's not

#

s\datapacks\datapacks > Dark's plugins

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Discord doesn't send the message if I use / instead of \

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wtf

quasi valley
#

oh lol

limber knotBOT
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s/wtf/cause I'm a dumcordian

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <10T​ri​ga​ry​> cause I'm a dumcordian

olive garden
#

<3

worn ember
#

kekw

#

is there a way to make custom dateformats? i want something like mm minutes ss seconds but that doesnt work as a format :p

limber knotBOT
#

dateformats where?

#

you dont want a custom format

#

you want a custom format parser

#

or like a custom date formatter format

worn ember
#

thonk i see
DurationFormatUtils.formatDuration(remainingTime, "mm minutes ss seconds") cuz obviously this doesnt work

limber knotBOT
#

we have some selfmade trickery for that, uh

#

I think we borrowed essentials parser for some stuff

worn ember
#

i suppose i could make my own yeah, would just be nice for java to actually have something useful for once

limber knotBOT
#

there's a million ways you could want it

#

no

#

it wants you to write a good format

#

and use standards

#

how to have it localized, what to actually show, to round, , lalala

olive garden
#

DateTimeFormatter?

worn ember
#

doesnt really help either

#

i've looked at that first

olive garden
#

mm 'minutes' ss 'seconds'

limber knotBOT
#

did jodas periodformatterbuilder make it into java.time?

worn ember
#

well not in j8 for sure 🙂

limber knotBOT
#

I mean

#

you could just use the Duration#toHoursPart etc

mental oriole
#

I’m so disappointed at how goddamn unoptimized datapacks are.

worn ember
#

lul

mental oriole
#

If you want anything even remotely large, it’ll wreck your performance.

limber knotBOT
#

what did you expect?

#

its just a list of commands

#

it's not even meant to come close to plugin dev, it's just for people that don't want to go into plugin dev and need some little thingies

mental oriole
#

I wish we actually got a modding API like they promised.

worn ember
#

better if we dont

mental oriole
#

Why’s that?

limber knotBOT
#

whats wrong with forge?

mental oriole
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) ♪ Minecraft Parody - Wheres the Modding API? - length 3m 15s - 56,103 likes, 1,042 dislikes (98.2%) - 3,434,349 views - YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon on 2013.12.20

#

the reason we dont have a modding api is because mojang said its unlikely that they will create something better than forge

#

fabric 🐋

mental oriole
#

Did they really say that?

limber knotBOT
#

so instead they invest that time into refactoring internals to make modders job easier

worn ember
#

and it would limit modding too as a license or something

#

idk im dum dum

limber knotBOT
#

pretty sure jeb said something along those lines at a minecon

#

yes u r

worn ember
#

oy shush kenny

olive garden
#

okay, wtf, this java.time thing is hard

#
DateTimeFormatter format = DateTimeFormatter.ofPattern("mm 'minutes' ss 'seconds'");
String text = format.format(Instant.EPOCH.plusSeconds(90));
System.out.println(text);
worn ember
#

everything with dates and times is aids

olive garden
#

this doesn't work

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I give up, using modulus is easier

worn ember
#

yeah haha

#

probably gonna do that aswel

limber knotBOT
#

why not just Duration#toMinutePart?...

worn ember
#

yes

#

is there a way to seperate them tho? like get the minutes, and then the remaining seconds?

#

or is that how it works?

limber knotBOT
#

thats how it works

worn ember
#

ok great

limber knotBOT
#

you have toMinutes

#

and toMinutePart or smth

#

if you add all to*Part methods up, you will get the same as toMinutes

worn ember
#

theres nothing with part there tho only toMinutes

limber knotBOT
#

oh lol

#

since 9

#

sucks to be you 😂

worn ember
#

i mean i could update

#

idc

woven otter
#

f

olive garden
#

you should

#

it's not like you are using forge...

#

I'm go kill myself soon

worn ember
#

i have 11 installed, just nto as default

north token
#

Hey guys, where can I ask for some help with TaskChain?

limber knotBOT
#

no

north token
#

:(

limber knotBOT
#

kicks KennyTV

#

kicks Vertanzil off his house

#

Good thing i live on the ground floor

#

why would you not use java11+ as default?

#

if you only work on stuff for yourself anyways

mental oriole
#

How do I join the Taylor Swift fan club? Trust me, I’m a big Taylor Swift fan; the biggest.

vestal jasper
#

congrats ur the biggest retard

mental oriole
#

I’ve never felt so honoured in my life.

#

*sniff* I’d like to thank my dad for always neglecting me.

spice geyser
#

If I get an answer I'll tell you whats the result

worn ember
#

i might make one at some point

open kiln
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Why You Sittin' Alone Tho? - length 5m - 142,328 likes, 1,570 dislikes (98.9%) - 3,297,505 views - Cherdleys on 2019.08.02

spice geyser
#

Nice to hear 😄

solar meteor
#

Hello paper people

void void
mental oriole
#

I’m not a paper person.

limber knotBOT
#

Right, ur a stupid person

elder crystal
heady spear
#

lol @ mini calling people stupid

coral pecan
worn ember
#

Didn't know they made articles about me

heady spear
#

no

worn ember
#

Haha

half zenith
vapid pagoda
void void
olive garden
#

It's raining men

spice coyote
limber knotBOT
#

for me it's raining, man

#

(kashike) The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men (Video) - length 4m 55s - 427,971 likes, 13,405 dislikes (97.0%) - 53,571,381 views - TheWeatherGirlsVEVO on 2013.02.07

mental oriole
limber knotBOT
#

ah lol

static badge
#

Pog what a good song

mental oriole
#

Why are people here so mean :(

#

I’m gonna tell my mummy

#

He’s, like, 2,000 years old, but he’ll beat you up

green turret
#

Grab him by the gauze and PULL

#

Get him spinnin'

worn ember
#

"mommy"
"he"

#

confused screaming

cosmic raft
#

excuse me

#

they said mummy

#

learn to read

green turret
#

You're excused

olive garden
#

I just did the benchmark of the year

#

putting try-catch outside a loop doesn't make it go faster

#

I'm definitely not bored

green turret
#

Try clauses are pretty much free.

olive garden
#

for some reason I though they were expensive, but I guess it's only the stacktrace generation that's expensive

green turret
#

But also, those are two completely different behaviors o.O

olive garden
#

nah, you just have to declare everything inside the loop outside the loop and you can do the same stuff

#

it will only became 10x as ugly

green turret
#

No D:

worn ember
#

mummy is the British equivalent of mommy obviously

limber knotBOT
#

mummy is what you bury in a fucking pyramid

worn ember
#

you should be buried

limber knotBOT
#

:(

worn ember
#

ur not my mummy

green turret
#

If you try a loop, you're saying "if just one iteration fails, break and catch the error". If you try an iteration, you're saying "if something in this iteration fails, handle that and give me back control".

#

I mean it depends on what you're doing. Sometimes it makes sense to continue with other iterations, sometimes you need to fail fast.

olive garden
#
Benchmark     Mode  Cnt        Score         Error  Units
Test.inside   avgt    5  3741029.958 ± 1369862.136  ns/op
Test.outside  avgt    5  3578685.055 ± 1057056.014  ns/op
Test.none     avgt    5  3224718.087 ±  114104.832  ns/op
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completely irrelevant tiny detail that I totally didn't forget about /s

green turret
#

:P

#

It's like transportation. You either send a bus full of people or give each person a car. If the bus crashes we dead. If one car crashes then fuck that guy he was weak anyway.

olive garden
#

tbh, if it's a list, you can just save the index and continue from there in case of an exception

olive garden
#

okay, so I see a 4.5% performance gain with only 36.6% deviation

#

time to make a PR

green turret
#

You can also write everything in Assembly :P

olive garden
#

no, I don't know Assembly

#

that's stefvanschie

bleak urchin
pseudo skiff
wide chasm
#

Assembly is hell.

#

If you do go into that hell, use registers and avoid the stack as much as possible.

golden gust
wide chasm
#

You haven't felt my pain cat, don't "no u" me.

#

Also, yes. Assuming you put it in binary (or hex maybe).

#

Sure

olive garden
#

"CPU directly understands this" is a bit more complicated

golden gust
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assembly is basically just a semi-human representation of the raw instructions

#

The assembler takes those instructions and dumps them into a bin which can be executed by the CPU

wide chasm
#

If you need speed for time critical tasks or very low level control, you can use Assembly. But other than that, don't.

golden gust
#

(actually, might be more tooling involved, I dun deal with ASM, I just had to deal with some of that BS a good while ago for a college course)

wide chasm
#

Afaik, if you turn the instructions into binary and mess with the headers a bit, you should be pretty much there.

#

But, like, I barely understood the Assembly I wrote myself, so...

void void
#

assembly is pretty low, that's all

#

i've reversed some shellcodes few years ago

static badge
#

technically they aren't executed by the cpu

void void
#

took longer than i expected but ye

golden gust
#

I'll fucking decode your face with a brick

void void
#

(well calling that reversing is kinda meh, wanted to "understand how they work in x environment" is better to say)

fallen jungle
#

I want to learn assembly but just because I want to be able to read it, I have nothing I'd want to write in assembly

#

second one appends a %

void void
#

latter escapes % yes

#

so 0.0009999 -> 0.00%

#

i think?

#

idk

golden gust
#

ye

static badge
#

%% is -> %

fallen jungle
#

Leaf ur late

static badge
#

and you're retarded

fallen jungle
#

ily 2

heady spear
#

rewriting all plotsquared flags is the least fun I've ever had

#

but there are only like 64 to go

fallen jungle
#

writing separate classes for all Java attributes is a fun one too

heady spear
#

this is just super repetitive

fallen jungle
#

Was going to make a compiler-decompiler but noped out

heady spear
#

I feel like comitting scooter ankle

left swift
#

do a kick flip instead

wide chasm
#

Flag, FlagFactory, FlagEnum, FlagSetting, need to spice up that Java.

heady spear
#

then like 9000 instances of

                if (!result && !(Flags.UNTRUSTED_VISIT.isTrue(plot) && plot.getHome().equals(BukkitUtil.getLocationFull(to)))) {

to

                if (!result && !(plot.getFlag(UntrustedVisitFlag.class) && plot.getHome().equals(BukkitUtil.getLocationFull(to)))) {
fallen jungle
#

AbstractFlagInterfaceFactoryImpl

heady spear
#

fuck my life I can't make code blocks right lmao

#

that'll have to do

fallen jungle
#

Wonder if that could be done via regex

#

I don't like regex though so I wouldn't know how

wide chasm
#

Of course it can

heady spear
#

It could, but we need to consider each case to make sure the behaviour doesn't change

static badge
#

getFlag(Class) ? wat

heady spear
#

I am super happy with the new flag API though

wide chasm
#

Just use a powerful engine and throw conditionals and recursion in your regex.

fallen jungle
#

Or pull a Microsoft and ship it, then let customers report bugs

heady spear
#

Yes, each flag has a separate class.

static badge
#

but why

heady spear
#

because

wide chasm
#

Because then file size goes weeee

topaz mortar
#

Type safety.

heady spear
#

Each flag has its own parser

wide chasm
#

Larger files make your plugin seem more important.

bleak urchin
#

brb stuffing a 4k blu-ray movie inside my plugin

heady spear
#

Oh, and flags are immutable

#

each flag class is its own factory class as well

topaz mortar
#

Stef that's why Kotlin makes every plugin more important. 😂

wide chasm
#

I had a 32kB file or smt, then I added ACF and it became 300+. I don't regret a thing.

fallen jungle
#

public MusicFlag parse should this not be static?

#

clearly not

#

it overrides

#

that's a strange design choice to me though

limber knotBOT
#

can't inherit then yea

#

the fun part is that MUSIC_FLAG_NONE isn't used

heady spear
#

So there's a global collection of flag, then each plot area inherits this collection and each plot inherits it from the plot area

limber knotBOT
#

if the input parses as air, they create a new flag with air as the materials

wide chasm
#

Override annotations on the same line as the method header is what bothers me most.

heady spear
#

It is, when registering the flag in the global flag container

limber knotBOT
#

so you can't actually compare to the NONE flag

heady spear
#

We don't compare the flags, we compare the values

#

in 99.999999% of the cases you won't be interacting with the flag object

#

Anyway, the point is that classes are constants and I'd rather use the classes than a bunch of dumb flag instances, as each flag contains its value (before we had a map in each plot, but this was awkward af)

static badge
#

enums Pog

heady spear
#

enums is a horrible way to go about it lol

#

fuck all plotsquared addons amirite

static badge
#

ye

heady spear
#

I wish we could do something about the mess that is our command system though

static badge
#

cancer

heady spear
#

indeed.

static badge
#

especially the annotations

wide chasm
#

That should be illegal

static badge
#

absolute cancer

heady spear
#

we were gonna rewrite all commands from scratch but then we got bored and stopped

worn ember
#

does ACF not work with J11?

wide chasm
#

It should

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I have been using it with J11

worn ember
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thonk if i change version to 1.11 it doesnt build but if i change it to 1.8 it builds fine

olive garden
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Dark, literally everyone uses Java 11 who isn't rarted

worn ember
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ughh

clear chasm
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Is there a paper plugin or something that diables creaper block damage ... I don't want creepers dealing no damage and I want mob greifing on so villagers can breed etc

worn ember
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theres even a gamerule for that

olive garden
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...

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for creepers specifically?

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no

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I'm sure 100 plugins exist for that, Squirrel

pulsar wigeon
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and I want mob greifing on so villagers can breed etc

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u fukin dum ded

heady spear
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dark is just dumb

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big news wow

olive garden
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calm down, he's just illiterate

heady spear
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and dumb

worn ember
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whats mobgriefing then?

olive garden
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endermen, villagers breaking crops, zombies breaking blocks

pulsar wigeon
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sheep eating grass to regrow wool...

olive garden
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wither, ender dragon

worn ember
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ah yeah sheep are such griefers smh

pulsar wigeon
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literally fucking everything where a mob changes a block

limber knotBOT
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change my blocks wiz

heady spear
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also he specifically said he wanted it enabled

worn ember
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@wide chasm could you send me a link to a POM that uses ACF? i cant get it to work thonk

heady spear
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dark u need to borrow a brain from someone

worn ember
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well not for 11 at least

wide chasm
olive garden
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yes, very confident indeed

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oh my god

heady spear
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ew stef uses xml

olive garden
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why is it so large

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no penis jokes pls

heady spear
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why do you have every repo in the minecraft universe added

wide chasm
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They are all used. I think.

clear chasm
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I used bukkit way back but I have no idea where I need to look for paper plugins XD

pulsar wigeon
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tfw using old sk repo under http

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u gonna get hacked