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limber knotBOT
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you're just promoting toxic masculinity

woven otter
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I never said that it is but it's sad that they have to cry in the first place

limber knotBOT
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just because you didn't say it doesn't mean you didn't mean it

quasi valley
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I think magma is going mental

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Itโ€™s okay magma, we can help you

limber knotBOT
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that's what they told me at the mental institute before I broke out

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not falling for that one again

quasi valley
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just let that friendly man help you put you a warm white jacket on

woven otter
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I don't we can help him at all

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*think

limber knotBOT
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how'd you get more white jackets? I burnt that place down with my mixtape on my way out

woven otter
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it's somewhere in there

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Do you want some candy magma?

limber knotBOT
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oooh piece of candy

woven otter
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trust me it's not poison

quasi valley
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On that note; does the fire interface in cb still contain the โ€žmdโ€˜s mixtapeโ€œ doc? ๐Ÿ˜‚

limber knotBOT
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oooh piece of candy

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I think so

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they also added a bunch of meme shit for 1.14 which is partially funny and partially really not useful

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it's in the api now

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instead of a real description

quasi valley
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Also regarding his awesome changes lately

limber knotBOT
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oh a whim I grabbed a fly out of the air

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my own reflexes amaze me

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also, ew, fly juices

void void
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just eat it

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free protein

limber knotBOT
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implying I didn't

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free protein is free protein

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gotta watch out for priority #1, gains

stiff yarrow
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imagine living in a place with diseased lethargic and lame flys ๐Ÿ‘€

limber knotBOT
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holy christ on a cross

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portugal now has the single worst import process out of any country

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wanna buy a stamp from china? Here's a 12-step process for you to follow

static badge
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I mean it is from china

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probably has some of that coronovirus on it kappa

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fuck that's a hefty misspell

golden gust
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limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Failed to get status.

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hope you have a cellphone, a laptop or desktop, 20 minutes to spare, invoices, your ID, you remember what this package was off the top of your head... and I'm not even done with it yet

golden gust
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fine on my end

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lax's bot is dum

limber knotBOT
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omfg the "agree" button isn't even working

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I can't complete the process

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is this hell?

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wait, you can do that online? Oo

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can? I must at this stage

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we have to physically go to the customs office in order to get our stuff in germany xD

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well at least you can complete the process

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what do I even do now

proud lance
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lmfao im retarded, every time someone talks about Kubernetes, I keep thinking of Kerberos

golden gust
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i mean, u r

proud lance
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takes one to know one

limber knotBOT
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I mean sure, it works for small stuff but imagine you want something bigger, how are you going to transport that from the customs office now? xD

proud lance
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gottem

limber knotBOT
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^-^: just send the request the button would do manually

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it doesn't seem to do anything

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I imagine it would submit the form?

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and it timed out

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brilliant

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and the website is globally stuck now

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oh that's fun

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29 euros worth of import fees

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for a 63 euro purchase

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I mean, taxes ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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half of that goes to the delivery busienss

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business*

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bit of a scam, really

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I mean, you DID buy from China, lol

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not the chinese, deliverer, the portuguese one

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for a box of seals

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that weighs 0.71kg

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oh shit I done did it

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you just have to spam the continue button and get through all 12 pages in under 2 minutes or it times out

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turns out the system was just too advanced for my lizard brain

true canyon
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HELP SOMEONE CLIMBED INTO MY CARRIER

pulsar wigeon
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mfw i can ban people from the server but not disconnect them from a voice channel

proud lance
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imagine if you could ping someone by sitting in voice chat and saying their username

green turret
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Ehehehehe

humble stream
true canyon
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someone needs to hose it down after the mule got in

green turret
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I'll have you know my garbage is high quality, clean filth only!

upper flicker
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sprays down the carrier

crystal compass
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Performance patches prerequisite (#2802) PeepoSalute

shell vine
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i think they forgot about my pizza

icy sable
proud lance
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the guy is eating it

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just making sure the quality is up to par

cobalt moss
vestal jasper
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Lol

true canyon
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Thanks for spraying it down

void void
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henlo

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@crystal compass wut? was it still weekend for you (or for them?) when you called?

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i've never been told that, ever

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did you get the server yet?

brittle dust
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Ok...so this is weird...I'm trying to get into dev so I can help out smaller programs but there's not really a group that talks just about Plugins....so I'm trying to enable and disable a method that just places diamond blocks under or whatever blocks under the feet of the player as they walk....done. Works as it should....but now I'm trying to use CommandSender to disable this method with Command cmd. Just don't know how to get the whole disable part

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XD

void void
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what lol...

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just store a boolean that says whether or not its enabled.

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the reason we don't just 'talk plugins' is because you're using java.

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we talk java.

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java is more than minecraft plugins.

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if you don't know java through and through, stop. go learn it.

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then you will be able to use the dev chats effectively

upper flicker
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can you not set idea's case sensitive flag on a per-project basis?

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wtf

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its dumb enough it requires it, given that it can figure it out to notify you

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sounds like they have good

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IDEAs

upper flicker
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jesus their solution is to run separate IDE instances with their own idea.properties files

finite bear
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only the most intellijent of solutions

void void
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case sensitive flag? what are you toggling case sensitivity on?

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just curious

upper flicker
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IntelliJ makes assumptions about the case sensitivity of your filesystem based on the OS

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If you're working off a network share or external device or something with a different case sensitivity setting than their assumption

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they don't handle it per project?

upper flicker
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nope

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anyway, they require it be set for all projects

void void
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i see

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void void
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well thats fuckacko

upper flicker
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when I flipped my mac to case sensitive it was less of an issue because everything there can just be case sensitive

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but I cant do that on windows

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because windows is ๐Ÿšฎ

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oi windows is great

void void
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... when you're not dealing with win32

void void
upper flicker
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throws a bunch of locks in the ntfs code

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... and the slow fs

upper flicker
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the ticket is almost 5 years old on their site too

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ughhhhh

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they've a new fs in the making last I recall

upper flicker
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they did attach it to a "WSL 2 support" meta ticket

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so maybe thatll encourage them to fix it

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which one is that?

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idk

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.g windows file systems

limber knotBOT
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egads FAT

upper flicker
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the last one they were working on they kinda decided "eh no thanks" and just stuck it behind enterprise

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you cant even boot off of it

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its now just intended for fileshare-esque work

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upper flicker
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yeah that's the one

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gg windows

upper flicker
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unless they put a bunch of work into it and change course its not going to replace ntfs for the normal user

static badge
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... and how windows treats ram

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you know I bought an extra 16gb of wam for my system and thought "finally I can delete pagefile fuck this shit"

upper flicker
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jokes on you

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but I can't use all of it without a pagefile

upper flicker
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windows does love its ram

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it refuses to allocate it :L

upper flicker
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some of it is used well, the app cache whatever they call it (superfetch?)

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is quite nice

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then there's the filesystem caching

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what a joke

static badge
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yeah that is implemented stupidly

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it wont clear it in some cases if I want to allocate :L

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and without a pagefile it'll just you know refuse the allocation

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pretty nice to require me to manually clear it just to open calculator or something

upper flicker
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oop i broke ij

static badge
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that wasn't very intellijent

upper flicker
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tbh even after flipping that setting its still being weird

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think Ill just not work on that from winders

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seems the easiest solution

opal knot
hard kernel
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Hi

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Anyone wanna help me look at my log

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It's a fairly large log

brazen vault
pulsar wigeon
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did a tree fall?

cosmic raft
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Oof.

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Phone bills paid

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235.20 later

crystal compass
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@void void yeah i bought it like 30 hours ago

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Still dont have it

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The guy said wait 2-3 days then call back if i still dont have it LOL

void void
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uhh

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that has never been my experience with OVH

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but aight then

tender arch
simple helm
solemn crescent
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Do anyone knows how to not allow peoples from joining the server from a particular country?

strange dove
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The plugin epicguard does that @solemn crescent but it can be hard to configure.

solemn crescent
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Will check it out. Thanks

fair patio
loud quail
chrome solar
granite salmon
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Anyone know why asyncworldedit got deleted ๐Ÿ‘€

limber knotBOT
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he complained in spigot irc

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nobody cared

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isnt it back up anyways?

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yes it is

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and it still violates rule 7.5.1.2 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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time to report again

granite salmon
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Ohh

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lmao

olive garden
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What's that rule?

granite salmon
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Advertising rule
Advertisements that are more than a line or two must be kept out of the first half of the description. Please put banners and large bodies of text towards the end of the description (ie below the fold).

olive garden
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ah, thanks

granite salmon
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It has a referral link too

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i thought those werenโ€™t allowed at all

wet verge
heady spear
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Hi nerds what r u doing? Being nerds? Fun

vestal jasper
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yes

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about to sleep

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was just being a nerd tho

woven otter
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Hi city the nerd

limber knotBOT
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Hi duck the duck

limber knotBOT
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oO

unreal quarry
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Don't get too excited, that patch doesn't do anything on its own. It's just a prerequisite to the actual performance pr ;)

woven otter
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Hi kenny the upsidedown guy

limber knotBOT
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this discord has so many great personalities: the upsidedown guy, the duck, the sweeb, the cat, the beard guy, the blocker, the beer guy, ...

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the easily triggered, kick happy mod

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runs

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and the runner, of course ๐Ÿ˜‚

vestal jasper
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The song reference

left swift
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The irc bots

frank swan
knotty nebula
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hey! I've got a question regarding the wildernesstp plugin, anyone else using it?

celest coyote
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.ask

limber knotBOT
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If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

golden gust
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kick smels

knotty nebula
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alright, so I've set up wildernesstp and want players only to be able to use the portal I set up, I don't want them to have permission for /wild only to use the portal, anyone know how to set it up, I cant seem to find the right perm and have looked all over their page and youtube

void void
limber knotBOT
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they have an entire paragraph dedicated to offering support at the bottom of their spigot page ๐Ÿ‘€

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the plugin's code is quite pepega tho :aaa:

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for best code

topaz mortar
limber knotBOT
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I looked at the main class fields and 2 lines of the getrandomteleport (creating new randoms everytime) and ran off again ๐Ÿ‹

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I laughed so hard when somebody came along and actually did a PR that met the code style

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open a class ysl, it gets better :D

dapper nacelle
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why do minecraft servers run on java 8

gleaming rivet
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they also run on java 11

limber knotBOT
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why do ppl still use mc 1.8?

dapper nacelle
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when will it be end of life

limber knotBOT
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what in the unholy fuck even

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cause dey dum

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22 iirc

dapper nacelle
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that's too long

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:/

limber knotBOT
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java 8 is LTS, ye

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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just force ppl to update, more and more ppl do it now

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since ubuntu also ships 11 by default now

dapper nacelle
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if they add primitive generics then I'm just straight up jumping 8 versions up

topaz mortar
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MiniDigger opened one. Found static abuse. Closed it again.

gleaming rivet
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which version of ubuntu did it start at? like java 11

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holy that made no sense

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which version of ubuntu had java 11 in it first?*

limber knotBOT
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at some point they packaged java 10 as java 11

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cause thats cool

gleaming rivet
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wat

limber knotBOT
gleaming rivet
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i see

west cargo
knotty nebula
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Once again, with the wildernesstp plugin I want players to tp to the wild only by using the portal at spawn that I've set up, how do I let them use the portal but disable /wild

latent valve
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Idk a plugin that execute wild for player

left swift
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Ask the dev

latent valve
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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

pulsar wigeon
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one would imagine there'd be a permission node, but who knows

woven otter
knotty nebula
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Lmao hey edok, the dev isn't responding so I thought I'd ask here

golden gust
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Patience

oblique rivet
timber idol
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Blah

golden gust
limber knotBOT
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real cave
hollow crown
left swift
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K

hollow crown
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Which essential plugin should I use in 1.15.2? I have taken look at Bssentials and EssentialsPro, are they any good?

dusk drift
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EssentialsX

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.cf

hollow crown
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Can I use it in 1.15.2 just like that?

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I understood the lastest version is 1.14.4 for EssentialsX, thats why I was looking at stuff like EssentialsPro cuz they claim to be for latest version

left swift
hollow crown
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Oh there is WIP for that, thank you

dusk drift
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Works perfectly fine with 1.15.2

frail thunder
hollow crown
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Good to know ^^ While were at it, is it recommended to use permission plugin with essentialsX or is it rather easy to set them up myself?

twin lagoon
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just use luckperms

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always use a permissions plugin for a public server imo

hollow crown
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I was just reading of that, seems good

heady spear
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Just op everyone on join, kids these days are so silly with their permissions and human rights

wide chasm
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Everyone is equal on City's server

woven otter
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but some are more equal

hollow crown
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Damn did you just call me a kid

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feeling young first time in 4 years

golden gust
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Oki doki boomer

hollow crown
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I aint that either ๐Ÿ˜”

left swift
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Just ban everyone so you don't have to worry about managing them

hollow crown
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I aint making a big server, just something for me and few friends

golden gust
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I'm 25

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my knees crack, daily

left swift
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U don't need perms then tbh

golden gust
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Life is fun

woven otter
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ok old man

golden gust
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I can't wait until old age

hollow crown
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I just wanna handle the permissions so that they wont accidently delete some shit

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gonna make warps and stuff

golden gust
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using a permission plugin is practically your only sane/real option if you wanna control what people can/can't do

left swift
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You zoomers and your reactions

golden gust
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plugins define default permissions, some are sane... many are not

hollow crown
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that "many are not" is exactly what scares me haha

golden gust
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I keep tryna work on uni stuff, but my brain just wants to scream

left swift
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Eat ice cream

heady spear
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cat ur old

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super old

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i bet you had to fight dinosaurs to get to school when u were a kitten

crystal compass
exotic delta
crystal compass
tidal tinsel
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"the very nature of bukkit means that's a no-go" Can anyone explain to me why this is?

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Do the creators of bukkit have a grudge against mods and dont want to implement it, or is there a technical difficulty beneath the surface?

golden gust
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Bukkit is basically designed in a way that is not expansible

pulsar wigeon
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would like to note that bukkit started before mods did

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(well, before a compatible content mod api exited ie forge)

golden gust
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Sponge is basically backed by some of the original devs who kinda learned and took advantage of the fresh start, bukkit is basically opting to maintain support for mah legacy plugins

tidal tinsel
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Huh

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So Bukkit is that old software thats been there since ages and thats somehow still maintainable, but not enough to include mods

upper flicker
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even if bukkit had been making breaking changes it needs

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mods are a giant wild card

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sponge was designed for that wild card, bukkit wasnt

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tbh I wouldnt want to support mods either

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it adds a massive amount of extra work

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just sitting in the sponge discord looking at how many problems come in because of random mods doing dumb things is just exhausting

pulsar wigeon
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imagine all the dumb shit plugins manage to do and now imagine that mods run on the client and interact and change native minecraft code all over the place too

tidal tinsel
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It's just asking to make trouble

upper flicker
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and that's fine if you design a system around supporting that giant wildcard

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bukkit wasnt designed for that, isnt ever going to be

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and people who have tried to make them play nice have largely failed

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most of those people took those failures and the knowledge they gained and went off and worked on sponge

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if you require mods + a plugin system, sponge is the answer

frail thunder
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I need someone who could help me with plugins and configs

tidal tinsel
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I think its good to imagine it as someone throwing a head-sized pile of cables, all intertwined within each other, in this case the spaghettie code that probably is bukkit, on the table and asks you to remove one single cord without unraveling the entire thing

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And I mean cables as thick as standard usb

pulsar wigeon
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that doesn't actually solve any problems

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also i think it still works fine

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i mean, it doesn't solve any problems being discussed here

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you can also just yank the patch and rebuild paper

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it's just...not runtime

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i'd like to note that most forge mods work fine without mixins/coremodding

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let me guess, you're on windows

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...

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yea no

limber knotBOT
pulsar wigeon
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yea last i heard from mikro it still works for MC 1.15 etc

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just needs java 8 i think

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i mean, that would probably be a plus

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but regardless, you can always use a vm/actual linux server to build paper

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

golden gust
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I mean, if you're doing dev stuff on windows, you're just shooting yourself in the foot

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There is a reason why M$ added WSL, it's coz people sorta figured that, especially if you care about modern devops, windows is shit

tidal tinsel
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Because screw Visual Studio?

upper flicker
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yeah

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its awful

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screw visual studio

tidal tinsel
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Whats the problem with developing in windows?

fleet osprey
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yes its shit

upper flicker
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the real issue is the piss poor filesystem

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and all the legacy windows crap

limber knotBOT
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try compiling paper on windows, then on linux

upper flicker
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but that's getting off topic I suppose

golden gust
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all of the tooling is catered around *nix

upper flicker
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anyway, no there's no interest in paper mixins

golden gust
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e.g. especially as things like docker and kubernetes are still growing, windows is a muuuuuch less attractive environment for development

upper flicker
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k we disagree

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that's fine

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fork away

golden gust
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If you wanna use mixins, go for it

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I think that they're cool, but honestly, not something I wanna care to support

limber knotBOT
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doesn't mikro have some fork for that?

upper flicker
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yes and it could probably be brought up relatively quickly

golden gust
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Sure, they might make it easier for you, but, if we release something, people expect us to support it, and basically, "fuck that"

upper flicker
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if we arent going to support it why would we add it though

golden gust
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Your first assumption is that people actually read

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hech, literally first thing I do when creating a server dir is echo "eula=true" > eula.txt

pulsar wigeon
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kenny, md literally just linked it

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and it's not a fork, it's a custom loader

golden gust
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*fake MD

pulsar wigeon
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like...most mixing loaders work

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yea not that md

upper flicker
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poor md

pulsar wigeon
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mixin*

tidal tinsel
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I find it kinda funny that the new eula was all about server owner not being allowed to sell minecraft items for real life money, and then, after Mojang was bought up, they sell DLCs for servers

pulsar wigeon
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they...don't?

tidal tinsel
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They do in the Bedrock win 10 edition

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There is an entire shop dedicated to big servers

upper flicker
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I think they're closer to resource packs

pulsar wigeon
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that has nothing to do with selling anything for servers

upper flicker
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but I can see how that'd be considered DLC

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not really a fan personally

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but bedrock is bedrock

fleet osprey
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Skins and texture packs are cosmetics anyways

pulsar wigeon
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not a fan either, but that is literally completely unrelated to the server eula shit

upper flicker
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just port the buttery smooth input system and leave the rest over there

tidal tinsel
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They also sell access to minigames and stuff like that over the Minecraft store

fleet osprey
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Still has nothing to do with server's eula

limber knotBOT
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implying bedrock actually has anything good

tidal tinsel
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It's kinda hypocritical, first stopping Java edition server owners from getting money, then using the Microsoft store to sell dlcs on big servers

pulsar wigeon
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selling minigames on realms is maybe the closest thing that could be construed as being related to the eula

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buuut

tidal tinsel
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@quasi valley Performance

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It's not java

pulsar wigeon
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servers are allowed to do that too actually

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just not for individual players

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you can actually have an entry fee for your server - it's straight up covered in the eula

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you just can't then require additional payment to get access to a specific minigame or something

tidal tinsel
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Last time I read a summary, it wa spretty much that you cant for example buy ranks from a server which gives you items or access to stuff in return

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Is that correct?

pulsar wigeon
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it's a bit more nuanced

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cosmetics are ok, for instance

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but in general yea, the idea is that you're not allowed to sell "access to the game" itself

fleet osprey
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anything that gives a unfair advantage is pretty much off limits

tidal tinsel
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All the while the bedrock edition not only allows it, but supports it with its own store

fleet osprey
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I don't think they allow it

limber knotBOT
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I don't think mojang sells itemadvantages or similar lol

pulsar wigeon
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they don't

fleet osprey
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^^^

pulsar wigeon
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niko is just being dumdum

tidal tinsel
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Yes, but

pulsar wigeon
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no but

limber knotBOT
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but

tidal tinsel
pulsar wigeon
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  1. that's not mojang
limber knotBOT
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that's literally all cosmetic?

latent valve
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i think those are cosmetic

pulsar wigeon
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^

tidal tinsel
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Thats what I meant

fleet osprey
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None give advantages to the game itself, it's all cosmetics

limber knotBOT
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no that's not what you said

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lol

unreal quarry
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He has a gingerbread man and I dont!! No fair!

pulsar wigeon
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you can sell cosmetic pets on java servers too

tidal tinsel
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I dont mean that Mojang sells the items

pulsar wigeon
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that's what you said

tidal tinsel
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I mean that Mojang/Microsoft supports it

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Well, trying to say anyway

limber knotBOT
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they don't tho?

pulsar wigeon
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12:59 PM] Niko: They also sell access to minigames and stuff like that over the Minecraft store

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then using the Microsoft store to sell dlcs on big servers

limber knotBOT
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you're yet to send us examples of partneres servers selling gameplay advantages?

golden gust
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partneres

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huggles kenny

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it's nor ur fault ur bad

limber knotBOT
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throws electroniccat at Vertanzil and sets both on fire

static badge
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Are you a retarded cowboy

tidal tinsel
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Lel, Mineville sells an autominer in the Microsoft Store

tidal tinsel
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"Howd partnere"

tidal tinsel
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FOR 20 BUCKS holy hell

limber knotBOT
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I'm not fake MD

pulsar wigeon
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also fyi i wouldn't hold "partner servers" to any standard

limber knotBOT
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em dee 5 is md

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me is MD

golden gust
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fine

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ur md lotsasรผmbers

limber knotBOT
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ur just smelly pineapple

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suembers

upper flicker
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what happened to MD not that one

tidal tinsel
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...whats going on now

static badge
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md with 5% more intelligence

pulsar wigeon
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i mean

limber knotBOT
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IRC happened to not that one

pulsar wigeon
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it's md67.8 vs md69

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not that far off

upper flicker
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throw some dashes in there, or some camel case

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youll be fine

limber knotBOT
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Niko: I hijacked the conversation to make a joke about my nickname

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xX_MD678685_Mx

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.wa 67.8/69 * 100

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: 98.26086956521739130434782608695652173913043478260869565217... - https://is.gd/sq37P0

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of peopleโ€”spanning all professions and education levels.

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s/Mx/Xx

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Correction, <md678685> xX_MD678685_Xx

static badge
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2% then

tidal tinsel
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*visible confusion*

limber knotBOT
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yay I'm 98.26% accurate

tidal tinsel
#

Also why does everyone have a BOT tag?

upper flicker
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they're on an irc bridge

limber knotBOT
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we have been sent to bot hell for we have commited sins

pulsar wigeon
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cuz we trained an army of robots to take over the world

tidal tinsel
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Aaaaah

pulsar wigeon
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dammit z

limber knotBOT
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wiz you're on discord

tidal tinsel
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Army of Robots from Bot Hell

limber knotBOT
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exactly

tidal tinsel
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Of course

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*Android Hell

limber knotBOT
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urgh no that's one level deeper

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yes

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it occurs to me that also appeared on #spigot

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lol kenny

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I decided that I didn't want to stay there

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it stinks :<

woven otter
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sadly the stench followed you so

limber knotBOT
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stoopid duckhead

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Wow racist

woven otter
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stupid upsidedownhead

limber knotBOT
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Poor duck what did they do

woven otter
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wat

limber knotBOT
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see, you can't get more confused than duck

heady spear
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bros I have a linear algebra lecture tomorrow so I won't be able to make it to the lecture on feminist comics

limber knotBOT
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throws seeds out for duck

heady spear
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how am I supposed to be a good ally now? :/

woven otter
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a wat

heady spear
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okay that wasn't my fault

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lol

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too late to edit now

limber knotBOT
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especially for irc

heady spear
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wait wtf it was correct wow

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english sucks

limber knotBOT
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not as much as you.

willow cedar
void void
void void
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feels like its been longer but its only been 4 days since i stopped smoking. woke up feeling really weird today

limber knotBOT
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simple going through an identity crisis without his drugs

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Been an adult sucks

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s/Been an adult/Being Vertanzil

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Correction, <Vertanzil> Being Vertanzil sucks

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I WILL DESTROY YOU

heady spear
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Destroy me daddy

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UwU

void void
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how r u city

cosmic raft
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yay

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shorts and t-shirt weather again

limber knotBOT
wide chasm
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Is it above 0 again?

cosmic raft
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yeah

wide chasm
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Woo!

void void
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oh that reminds me

wide chasm
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feel like 1

void void
#

i was in chem lab yesterday

cosmic raft
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congratulations

void void
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and i was working with this absolute retard

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and she goes to check the temp

wide chasm
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Were you working alone?

void void
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and she's like ??? freezing temp is??? not 32???

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i was like

cosmic raft
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20 minutes until the bus is here. do I get food?

void void
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no

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this is celsius

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she's like

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what's that

cosmic raft
#

...

void void
#

i almost fucking walked out

limber knotBOT
#

wot

wide chasm
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lol

cosmic raft
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it's what the rest of the world uses

void void
#

yea

wide chasm
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It's the better system
runs

void void
#

she was also amazed that boiling was 100

cosmic raft
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lol

void void
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the point of the experiment was to introduce us to celsius, i guess. i already knew it, so im not chuffed about it. but all these fucking retarded muricans with no other knowledge are like

limber knotBOT
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amazing.

void void
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:OOOOOOOOO

wide chasm
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What kind of education are you doing? Uni?

limber knotBOT
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fahrenheit isn't even bad, feet are the real crime

void void
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it's college, but not at a uni

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and this is intro chem

wide chasm
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Well, still after middle school.

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Cause honestly, Celsius, Fahrenheit and Kelvin is middle school stuff

void void
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but yeah generally ppl at community college are tards. The only somewhat smart people I've met here are the CS degree pathers

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Everyone else are drooling dumbasses

wide chasm
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Including you?

void void
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i mean yall know im a drooling dumbass

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but im not that bad

wide chasm
#

Tbh, if you were to ask me the boiling temperature of water in Fahrenheit, I'd have no clue.

void void
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idk either

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200 something

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.g water boiling fahrenheit

wide chasm
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Yeah, 230-ish?

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit -- Fahrenheit - Wikipedia: "The Fahrenheit scale is a temperature scale based on one proposed in 1724 by German ... Fahrenheit soon after observed that water boils at about 212..."

The Fahrenheit scale is a temperature scale based on one proposed in 1724 by German physicist Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit (1686โ€“1736). It uses the degree Fahrenheit (symbol: ยฐF) as the unit. Several accounts of how he originally defined his scale exist. The lower defining po...

void void
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212

wide chasm
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Well only 18 off I guess

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I can convert between Celsius and Kelvin, though, but that's not as hard.

ember crag
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0 here right now

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in REAL DEGREES

wide chasm
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273K

void void
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if you ever wanna really get a mathematical feel for how stupid fahrenheit is, this is how you convert from celsius kekw

take celsius, multiply by 9/5 then add 32 kekw

wide chasm
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If we're going to ditch Fahrenheit, let's also ditch Celsius and just use Kelvin.

limber knotBOT
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kelvin is obviously superior

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(Vertanzil) Smothers Brothers -- Take it Naked Bacon - length 6m 21s - 455 likes, 12 dislikes (97.4%) - 113,416 views - timothyrkeller11 on 2008.11.30

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oh stef outplayed me

ember crag
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I mean, we measure light color coordinated temperature in kelvin

void void
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for celsius->kelvin dont you just add 273

wide chasm
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Yes

void void
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thought so

ember crag
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it's ok...we can ditch "customary" units once the boomers die off

wide chasm
#

273.15 I think, but afaik everyone just does 273.

ember crag
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round to the nearest degree

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ez

void void
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.g is the US the only country that uses fahrenheit

limber knotBOT
void void
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yup

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oh god

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no

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Bahamas, Palau, Belize, the Cayman Islands, the Federated States of Micronesia, the Marshall Islands, and the United States and its territories such as Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and Guam

wide chasm
void void
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they all on F

wide chasm
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Smh, shows page, not actual image.

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There's one country in Africa that uses Fahrenheit instead of Celsius. And a bigger one in North America.

golden gust
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Idk, I kinda like the extra accuracy that fahrenheit offers

wide chasm
#

Which accuracy?

golden gust
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my grandparents used it, so I'm accustom to both

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But like, the fact that fahrenheit offers a bigger "swing" means that a few degrees matters more than celcius

wide chasm
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Well, you can just add a decimal point to Celsius and get the same result.

void void
#

I'm personally not accustomed to celsius. Like, I can't go outside and be like "huh. feels 20."

I'd be like "huh feels like 60-65 ish".

Which bothers me personally, but whatever.

olive garden
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-10 - +40 celsius = +14 to +104 fahrenheit
range of 30 vs range of 90

golden gust
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Well, yea, but, literally nobody adds decimal points to Celsius on the weather

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Soooooo....

olive garden
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if you ask me Celsius is precise enough

upper flicker
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maybe the chermans do

wide chasm
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My display for temperature does.

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Shows stuff like 20.2C.

upper flicker
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but otherwise no Ive never heard anyone put a decimal on C

void void
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The thermometer we used in chem yesterday had decimals in the C

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we put 0.0 C lul

olive garden
#

it would still be precise enough if it had a value range of 10 instead of 30 (so if it would third as precise)

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if you ask me, at least

upper flicker
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I like the extra range but I dont really care enough that I'd switch away from whatever

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it is what it is

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bigger problems

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like timezones

golden gust
#

Needs more summer time

wide chasm
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You can just add a decimal point if you like it, it's not like it's not allowed or something.

upper flicker
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errr no shit lol

wide chasm
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But, tbh, do you really need that precision for anything that isn't science related?

golden gust
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It's more the "literally no platform I use offers the decimal points on either"

olive garden
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at that point we can just use Kelvin as well stef

ember crag
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The only thing about Fahrenheit that kind of makes sense is that it fits climate data in temperate areas quite well.

wide chasm
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(At which point, if you're doing science, you'd probably want to use Kelvin.)

ember crag
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0 is pretty much the low, 100 is pretty much the high in these regions

upper flicker
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glances at -35F

olive garden
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that's what I like about Celsius - the numbers are human friendly and are easy to convert to Kelvin (and Kelvin is easy to convert to Celsius, therefore you easily understand what temperature stuff really means)

ember crag
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in temperate areas

upper flicker
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well the US is the primary user

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and it certainly doesnt fit that definition

wide chasm
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Also, a temperature difference in Kelvin is the same in Celsius

void void
#

just went to JetBrains toolbox and disabled released + eap.

Just upgraded from 2020 EAP to 2019.3.2

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(sic)

upper flicker
#

since you brought up jetbrains

olive garden
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isn't that a downgrade?

upper flicker
#

reeee case sensitivity fixes reeeee

void void
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yes trigary thats why i said sic

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the installer said "UGPRADE"

olive garden
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oh lol

void void
#

so I upgraded from a newer to an older

golden gust
#

I've had some oddball issues with 2020 acting like classes which ARE CLEARLY THERE aren't

void void
#

my main prob is my plugins arent compatible yet

golden gust
#

But, it kinda runs smoother

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So, like ;-;

upper flicker
#

its just doing you a favor and hiding your own code from you

golden gust
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I mean, it was doing it with paper code

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So like... says it all really...

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๐Ÿ”ฅ

void void
upper flicker
#

IJ has some pretty decent taste

void void
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ok wtf toolbox

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it says i have 2019.3.2, then i click the cog and it says "rollback to 2019.3.2" so i click it and it puts 2020 EAP back on my PC

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im being JetTrolled

golden gust
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.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

โ˜‘ SwiftREKT

cosmic raft
#

lol

dire harness
#

is there a plugin I can use to reload plugins without restarting the server?

void void
#

yes but you shouldn't

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PlugMan.

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Reconsider, tho.

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most plugins will utterly blow up

dire harness
#

ok

cosmic raft
#

._.

hallow spear
#

could someone help me with portforwarding a server?

golden gust
#

Don't ask to ask

hallow spear
#

oke

golden gust
#

Nor can we provide router specific help, it's basically just a case of configuring your router to forward the mc port to your machine

hallow spear
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like i can connect with the ip through minecraft but i cant connect with it on different networks

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idk if that helps

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like i can connect to it on different computers if they are on the same wifi or ethernet but i cant connect outside the wifi

golden gust
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make sure you're using your WAN address and not your LAN

limber knotBOT
#

Man this server owner sucks ass. so hard

golden gust
#

beyond that, check firewall/scream at your ISP

hallow spear
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ok

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ok

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thanks will do

violet pawn
blazing mauve
void void
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who Vertanzil

golden gust
#

Probs some noob

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Oh, you mean... I thought that you was asking who he was

void void
#

that too

limber knotBOT
#

Wow

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dont make me sing you the song of your people again electroniccat

golden gust
#

is that the thud of your helmets hitting the school bus window?

limber knotBOT
#

Nope

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(Vertanzil) 3 Of A Kind - Babycakes - length 3m 22s - 36,129 likes, 2,072 dislikes (94.6%) - 8,060,813 views - 3OfAKindVEVO on 2009.03.06

golden gust
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baaabycakes

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you just don't know, know

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how I, I

void void
#

.lart electroniccat

limber knotBOT
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knocks two of electroniccat's teeth out with a 2x4.

void void
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.lart vertanzil

limber knotBOT
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jabs a hot lighter into vertanzil's eye sockets.

void void
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shush up u 2

limber knotBOT
#

Woo free lighter

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.lart Plain

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tattoos the Windows symbol on Plain's ass.

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Hot

void void
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lmao that response reminds me of china

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they made me throw away my lighter

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so i was like ??? wtf :(

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but i go to the smoking room and they have lighters fucking CHAINED TO THE WALL

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FOR YOU TO USE

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LIGHTER SLAVES

limber knotBOT
#

Lewis James Barnes, 21, has also been banned from unzipping or removing his trousers or shorts in public for the next 10 years LOL

void void
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man was never gonna get it any other way

static badge
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what a stupid ban

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is that even real

void void
static badge
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that's like not enforceable

void void
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man it's the UK

static badge
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mfw we've found cat

void void
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the people who put out knife boxes and were surprised when the knife box got robbed

limber knotBOT
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I mean whos going to stop him from whipping his pants off

void void
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"if we just put these amnesty boxes for knives on the street whats the worst that could happen"

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box gets robbed

static badge
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doesn't the uk have a knife problem

void void
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idk i guess

limber knotBOT
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London does

static badge
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cat

proud spindle
limber knotBOT
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Its bad down there

static badge
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interesting

proud spindle
void void
static badge
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buncha edgelords they are

proud spindle
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๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ

latent valve
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๐Ÿคก

proud spindle
limber knotBOT
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s/edgelords/dildos

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <02Sโ€‹trโ€‹eaโ€‹mfโ€‹roโ€‹stโ€‹> buncha dildos they are

proud spindle
#

Good conversation

latent valve
proud spindle
limber knotBOT
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I mean would be more intresting if peoplr where walking around with dildos instead of knifes. imagin getting robbed give me your money or im going to stab you with this black mamba

void void
#

why is the UK so weird with its crimes?

"aggravated taking a vehicle without consent"

did you mean "aggravated car robbery"

proud spindle
#

Nahhhh

void void
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you fucking twats

limber knotBOT
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I belive its called Taking Without Owners Consent

void void
#

dso

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so

limber knotBOT
#

or just TWOC

void void
#

ROBBERY

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carjacking

limber knotBOT
#

Pillfery

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cra jacking you would have to be in the car

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s/cra/car

void void
#

bro what

limber knotBOT
#

Correction, <Vertanzil> car jacking you would have to be in the car

static badge
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oi m8 wanna settle this over sum tea

austere plume
void void
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you differentiate whether or not you're in the car vs if you just toe it away

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im

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LUL

limber knotBOT
#

teabags steamfrost

void void
#

tow

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fml

proud lance
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what constitutes a knife in the uk

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what if you just have a sharp dildo

limber knotBOT
#

anything sharp

proud lance
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put down that fork

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its sharp

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those ice cubes better be smooth

quasi valley
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At least you wonโ€™t have to fear Vertanzil, he isnโ€™t very sharp

proud lance
#

ooooo

sterile tusk
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Hello, I don't know if this is the right place to ask, but I have some issues installing Debian on a VM; once everything is installed and the VM reboots, it prints me this: does someone know what does this mean? Thanks a lot !

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I've already done a few installations and it never made me this lol

magic pier
#

you need an exorcist

latent valve
#

I do not speak alien

sterile tusk
#

I think too

latent valve
#

๐Ÿ‘ฝ

magic pier
#

there is definitely a demon living inside your computer

sterile tusk
#

It reminds me of Hunter X Hunter

#

Is this Greed Island?

magic pier
#

lol no spoilers i started yesterday

sterile tusk
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oops

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ahahahahahahaha

proud lance
#

I started rewatching it

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actually

rustic marsh
sterile tusk
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did it twice, sad it stopped

proud lance
#

same

void void
#

this fucking css will not apply

green turret
#

The <center> cannot hold, he is Tony the pony, he comes!

void void
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o.o

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mfw it works if the fucking style is not scoped to the component ree

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fucking bootstrap and their important overrides ree

green turret
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!!!!IMPORTANT

limber knotBOT
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override me daddy owo

void void
#

this might actually make me stop using bootstrap if i cant override it without global scoping

limber knotBOT
#

strap me daddy uwu

green turret
#

If I want just a tiny piece of storage unit on my work network that is encrypted at rest and allows some form of access control, what would be a good, clean, cheap option? I'm literally storing megabytes, so I don't need anything big, but I do like it to be somewhat resilient and robust. Right now we're just using a Raspberry Pi and SSH with key-based authentication, but I'm terrified of SD-card corruption.

void void
#

why not LUKS?

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built into linux

green turret
#

I guess I could just stick an external spinner in it via USB?

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I don't know what that is, but Wikipedia makes it sound like it's outdated or something.

void void
#

what the fuck lmao

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so it works in component scope

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but i have to use a deep css selector

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/deep/

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literally have never used that before in my life

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what the fuck is that

green turret
#

wtf

void void
#

yea

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(important not necessary, thats old)

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ah in normal css it's the >>> selector o.O but scss doesnt handle it, it's /deep/ in scss

/deep/ used to be valid CSS, but no longer

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interesting....

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LUKS isn't outdated mule

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but yea the wiki page for it is p shit, just looked

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oh, shit, maybe it is

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looks to be replaced by dm-crypt

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damn im getting old

green turret
#

I've never seen /deep/ before either. Looks like it was deprecated by Chrome in 2016 though. Web development is such a jungle.

#

But like, is the Raspberry Pi + external harddrive sound enough? I feel like it should be fine as long as I lock it down somehow.

upper flicker
#

dm-crypt doesnt replace luks

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they arent the same thing

void void
#

it autoredirected me, hence my "looks to be replaced by"

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lol

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im just stupid

upper flicker
#

LUKS is the encryption type; dm-crypt is the device mapper mechanism (that maps decrypted partitions to /dev/mapper/partition); cryptsetup is the utility you use to configure it all.

void void
#

yea

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@green turret i mean, yea, it seems to be fairly sound so long as it's locked down (both physically and on the network)

upper flicker
#

are you going to encrypt /boot and blah blah grub crypt and blah blah

mint night
green turret
#

Since it's for work I'm really just looking for a least effort solution that's either free or like sub-100 bucks for the whole shebang. It's for keeping secrets like API keys and credentials for stuff we're either forced to share or need to keep multiple copies of.

upper flicker
#

Raspberry Pi + external harddrive sound enough?

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no

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not for the types of secrets we keep

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the (lack of) redundancy there will bite you

static badge
#

what type of secrets do you keep

upper flicker
#

leaf nudes

static badge
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wait wait wait

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does that mean

#

you're into leaves?

upper flicker
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no its purely for blackmail

static badge
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yeah sure

celest coyote
static badge
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god I wanna make a greentext story about you and a leaf

upper flicker
#

tbh the redundancy problem probably isnt that hard to solve

green turret
#

Bah, you're right. I mean the lack of redundancy is what makes me fear the data corruption of the SD-card to begin with. I just kinda sorta need to store it on-site, and if I'm keeping an off-site copy, it's fine if it requires a manual "bring unit to work, plug in, rsync, take unit back home".

upper flicker
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if you have an existing fileshare somewhere that's got some redundant disks and fail over, encrypt on client push to share

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client keeps a key, a key goes in an on site safe, another key goes to an offsite safe

green turret
#

Hmm, cloud might even be fine then I guess.

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If {en,de}cryption happens client-side anyway and the keys are strong enough.

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Sup dude

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Creep

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I think I'm running KDE Plasma on this box

upper flicker
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just backup your keys

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and tbh if youre gonna do a pi, back up the whole image sans keys

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then you can just restore that image on sdcards all day long if it dies

green turret
#

Yeah that's not a bad idea.

upper flicker
#

๐Ÿ”‘

static badge
#

the keys to z's eye

green turret
#

I have some credentials for services, accounts, etc. at work, and I need to store them securely somehow. I also need to not lose them. We have SSH keys on our computers, and ideally they are what grant people access to the secrets.

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Okay Viper, look, this is an Intel Core 2 Quad Q9450, 8 gigs of mixed memory (started off with 4), and an ATI HD4850. From 2009. It runs Don't Starve just fine. But I don't know if it can run Windows 10 or Gnome without choking. Don't judge.

upper flicker
#

chuck xfce on it and walk away

unique oyster
dusk flax
upper flicker
#

and yeah if your secrets are more based around service accounts, there are a myriad of systems just for that

#

you could likely run a bitwarden server on a pi and just have it backed up regularly

green turret
#

Yeah but I also need to be able to store arbitrary files, certs, even a couple of documents I think we have there.

upper flicker
#

yeah that's where things get a little messier

green turret
#

Like the private key for the CA for our entire fleet of IoT devices. I'm a bit worried that if I lose that, I won't be able to sign any more certs.

#

Although maybe I can just create a new CA key pair actually

#

Well it would technically be a new CA, but maybe it's fine to have multiple.

upper flicker
#

well and thats the nice thing about the encrypted data being encrypted separately as well

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wanna backup to aws or backblaze or something? sure whatever

#

its not like its PHI

green turret
#

Yeah that's true. Not really gonna "get in trouble" for letting the information leave the country.

upper flicker
#

just, you know, avoid NSA recommendations on crypto :^)

static badge
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NSA doesn't want your data kappa

green turret
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Ahahah

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today

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they want the leaf nudes though

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wat is with u and leaf nudes

arctic sundial
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nothing

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nothing thonk

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scrolls through a few terabytes of directories

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arctic sundial
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Yo, I'm kind of a noob. I want paper for 1.15 not 1.15.2 and I can't find it. Is 1.15.2 paper compatible with 1.15 plugins O. o

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some of them

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wat you need .0 for

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not all of them that use NMS or anything deep

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cant think of many plugins that wouldve made the jump to 1.15 and not bothered to do 1.15.2 if they needed it though

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pretty small update

pulsar wigeon
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those are trees

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trees have leaves

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I need .0 so all the plugins I use are compatible @static badge

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yeah and people have braincells

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don't point to people when describing u

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Anyway, even though that sounds really dumb that some plugins would update for 1.15 and not update for 1.15.2 if they needed it

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well u sure that some of them aren't

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it is not supported, do not ask for help

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OG paper LilPog

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Thank you Z750!

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don't think z750, you'll encourage it

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thank*

old yacht
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any recommendations for server texture packs, its a survival world

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default

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programmer art

void void
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let users choose, dont force people to use a text pack. if it's rp, diff story. if i ever join a survival server that tries to force a text pack on me, i leave immediately

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ok

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I forced a moon texture pack on my moon world, Stef...

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:'(

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'stef'

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Simple, w/e

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billy you're not old enough to become senile

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he wishes

unreal quarry
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I can't see this phone screen I'm old and tired

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I just saw purple and ran with it :p

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his name isn't purple

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and neither is stef's :ju\

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jfc

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TIL billy is blind

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unreal quarry
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It's so purple

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it's brown

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im a prune so i better be purple

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fix your colors

golden gust
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completely different shade even if it was purple

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brown with a hint of red

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my name is purple billy

pulsar wigeon
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rgb(119, 77, 103)

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literally nobody cares about rgb

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billy, I think it's time to get an eye test

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Maybe you'll have to give up your bike ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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I can see perfectly, tyvm

pulsar wigeon
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Had Lasik surgery ^_^

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oh

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guessin dey fixed ur eyes but melted ur brain

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meks sens

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lul

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you know what

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now that I see his name in black theme it does look more red

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a real dark red + purple

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yea i really wouldn't call it brown

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i cant

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no

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wait

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people willingly subject themselves to that?

charred prism
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Bloody poop

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That's a better name for the color than purple

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for simple's colour yeah

unreal quarry
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I forget I'm surrounded by technical people that don't understand when I say purple I mean anything that can possibly resemble a shade of purple :p

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yeah your eyesight is pretty ba

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d

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any shade of purple does not look like bloody shit kekw

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Bloody shit is kinda purple

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Lol