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I never said that it is but it's sad that they have to cry in the first place
just because you didn't say it doesn't mean you didn't mean it
that's what they told me at the mental institute before I broke out
not falling for that one again
just let that friendly man help you put you a warm white jacket on
how'd you get more white jackets? I burnt that place down with my mixtape on my way out
oooh piece of candy
trust me it's not poison
On that note; does the fire interface in cb still contain the โmdโs mixtapeโ doc? ๐
oooh piece of candy
I think so
they also added a bunch of meme shit for 1.14 which is partially funny and partially really not useful
it's in the api now
instead of a real description
oh a whim I grabbed a fly out of the air
my own reflexes amaze me
also, ew, fly juices
implying I didn't
free protein is free protein
gotta watch out for priority #1, gains
imagine living in a place with diseased lethargic and lame flys ๐
holy christ on a cross
portugal now has the single worst import process out of any country
wanna buy a stamp from china? Here's a 12-step process for you to follow
I mean it is from china
probably has some of that coronovirus on it 
fuck that's a hefty misspell
.isup https://kubernetes.io/
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hope you have a cellphone, a laptop or desktop, 20 minutes to spare, invoices, your ID, you remember what this package was off the top of your head... and I'm not even done with it yet

omfg the "agree" button isn't even working
I can't complete the process
is this hell?
wait, you can do that online? Oo
can? I must at this stage
we have to physically go to the customs office in order to get our stuff in germany xD
well at least you can complete the process
what do I even do now
lmfao im retarded, every time someone talks about Kubernetes, I keep thinking of Kerberos
i mean, u r
takes one to know one
I mean sure, it works for small stuff but imagine you want something bigger, how are you going to transport that from the customs office now? xD
gottem
^-^: just send the request the button would do manually
it doesn't seem to do anything
I imagine it would submit the form?
and it timed out
brilliant
and the website is globally stuck now
oh that's fun
29 euros worth of import fees
for a 63 euro purchase
I mean, taxes ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
half of that goes to the delivery busienss
business*
bit of a scam, really
I mean, you DID buy from China, lol
not the chinese, deliverer, the portuguese one
for a box of seals
that weighs 0.71kg
oh shit I done did it
you just have to spam the continue button and get through all 12 pages in under 2 minutes or it times out
turns out the system was just too advanced for my lizard brain
HELP SOMEONE CLIMBED INTO MY CARRIER
mfw i can ban people from the server but not disconnect them from a voice channel
imagine if you could ping someone by sitting in voice chat and saying their username
Ehehehehe
someone needs to hose it down after the mule got in
I'll have you know my garbage is high quality, clean filth only!
sprays down the carrier
Lol
Thanks for spraying it down
henlo
@crystal compass wut? was it still weekend for you (or for them?) when you called?
i've never been told that, ever
did you get the server yet?
Ok...so this is weird...I'm trying to get into dev so I can help out smaller programs but there's not really a group that talks just about Plugins....so I'm trying to enable and disable a method that just places diamond blocks under or whatever blocks under the feet of the player as they walk....done. Works as it should....but now I'm trying to use CommandSender to disable this method with Command cmd. Just don't know how to get the whole disable part
XD
what lol...
just store a boolean that says whether or not its enabled.
the reason we don't just 'talk plugins' is because you're using java.
we talk java.
java is more than minecraft plugins.
if you don't know java through and through, stop. go learn it.
then you will be able to use the dev chats effectively
can you not set idea's case sensitive flag on a per-project basis?
wtf
its dumb enough it requires it, given that it can figure it out to notify you
jesus their solution is to run separate IDE instances with their own idea.properties files

only the most intellijent of solutions
IntelliJ makes assumptions about the case sensitivity of your filesystem based on the OS
If you're working off a network share or external device or something with a different case sensitivity setting than their assumption
i see

well thats fuckacko
when I flipped my mac to case sensitive it was less of an issue because everything there can just be case sensitive
but I cant do that on windows
because windows is ๐ฎ
oi windows is great

... when you're not dealing with win32

throws a bunch of locks in the ntfs code
... and the slow fs
they did attach it to a "WSL 2 support" meta ticket
so maybe thatll encourage them to fix it
which one is that?
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egads FAT
the last one they were working on they kinda decided "eh no thanks" and just stuck it behind enterprise
you cant even boot off of it
its now just intended for fileshare-esque work
it was this one iirc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReFS
yeah that's the one
gg windows
unless they put a bunch of work into it and change course its not going to replace ntfs for the normal user
... and how windows treats ram
you know I bought an extra 16gb of wam for my system and thought "finally I can delete pagefile fuck this shit"
jokes on you
but I can't use all of it without a pagefile
windows does love its ram
it refuses to allocate it :L
some of it is used well, the app cache whatever they call it (superfetch?)
is quite nice
then there's the filesystem caching
what a joke
yeah that is implemented stupidly
it wont clear it in some cases if I want to allocate :L
and without a pagefile it'll just you know refuse the allocation
pretty nice to require me to manually clear it just to open calculator or something
oop i broke ij
that wasn't very intellijent
tbh even after flipping that setting its still being weird
think Ill just not work on that from winders
seems the easiest solution
did a tree fall?
@void void yeah i bought it like 30 hours ago
Still dont have it
The guy said wait 2-3 days then call back if i still dont have it LOL
Do anyone knows how to not allow peoples from joining the server from a particular country?
The plugin epicguard does that @solemn crescent but it can be hard to configure.
Will check it out. Thanks
Anyone know why asyncworldedit got deleted ๐
he complained in spigot irc
nobody cared
isnt it back up anyways?
yes it is
and it still violates rule 7.5.1.2 ๐
time to report again
What's that rule?
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ah, thanks
Hi nerds what r u doing? Being nerds? Fun
Hi city the nerd
Hi duck the duck
this tickles my pickle ๐
https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/pull/2802
oO
Don't get too excited, that patch doesn't do anything on its own. It's just a prerequisite to the actual performance pr ;)
Hi kenny the upsidedown guy
this discord has so many great personalities: the upsidedown guy, the duck, the sweeb, the cat, the beard guy, the blocker, the beer guy, ...
the easily triggered, kick happy mod
runs
and the runner, of course ๐
The song reference
The irc bots
.ask
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kick smels
alright, so I've set up wildernesstp and want players only to be able to use the portal I set up, I don't want them to have permission for /wild only to use the portal, anyone know how to set it up, I cant seem to find the right perm and have looked all over their page and youtube
they have an entire paragraph dedicated to offering support at the bottom of their spigot page ๐
the plugin's code is quite pepega tho :aaa:
for best code
https://github.com/AcmeProject/WildernessTp/tree/master/src/main/java/net/poweredbyhate/wildtp
@MiniDigger#0000 ๐คข๐คฎ
I looked at the main class fields and 2 lines of the getrandomteleport (creating new randoms everytime) and ran off again ๐
I laughed so hard when somebody came along and actually did a PR that met the code style
open a class ysl, it gets better :D
why do minecraft servers run on java 8
they also run on java 11
why do ppl still use mc 1.8?
when will it be end of life
java 8 is LTS, ye
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
just force ppl to update, more and more ppl do it now
since ubuntu also ships 11 by default now
if they add primitive generics then I'm just straight up jumping 8 versions up
MiniDigger opened one. Found static abuse. Closed it again.
which version of ubuntu did it start at? like java 11
holy that made no sense
which version of ubuntu had java 11 in it first?*
wat
i see
Once again, with the wildernesstp plugin I want players to tp to the wild only by using the portal at spawn that I've set up, how do I let them use the portal but disable /wild
Idk a plugin that execute wild for player
Ask the dev
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
one would imagine there'd be a permission node, but who knows
Lmao hey edok, the dev isn't responding so I thought I'd ask here
Patience
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Which essential plugin should I use in 1.15.2? I have taken look at Bssentials and EssentialsPro, are they any good?
Can I use it in 1.15.2 just like that?
I understood the lastest version is 1.14.4 for EssentialsX, thats why I was looking at stuff like EssentialsPro cuz they claim to be for latest version
Oh there is WIP for that, thank you
Works perfectly fine with 1.15.2
Good to know ^^ While were at it, is it recommended to use permission plugin with essentialsX or is it rather easy to set them up myself?
I was just reading of that, seems good
Just op everyone on join, kids these days are so silly with their permissions and human rights
Everyone is equal on City's server
but some are more equal
Oki doki boomer
I aint that either ๐
Just ban everyone so you don't have to worry about managing them
I aint making a big server, just something for me and few friends
U don't need perms then tbh
Life is fun
ok old man
I can't wait until old age
I just wanna handle the permissions so that they wont accidently delete some shit
gonna make warps and stuff
using a permission plugin is practically your only sane/real option if you wanna control what people can/can't do
You zoomers and your reactions
plugins define default permissions, some are sane... many are not
that "many are not" is exactly what scares me haha
I keep tryna work on uni stuff, but my brain just wants to scream
Eat ice cream
cat ur old
super old
i bet you had to fight dinosaurs to get to school when u were a kitten
"the very nature of bukkit means that's a no-go" Can anyone explain to me why this is?
Do the creators of bukkit have a grudge against mods and dont want to implement it, or is there a technical difficulty beneath the surface?
Bukkit is basically designed in a way that is not expansible
would like to note that bukkit started before mods did
(well, before a compatible content mod api exited ie forge)
Sponge is basically backed by some of the original devs who kinda learned and took advantage of the fresh start, bukkit is basically opting to maintain support for mah legacy plugins
Huh
So Bukkit is that old software thats been there since ages and thats somehow still maintainable, but not enough to include mods
even if bukkit had been making breaking changes it needs
mods are a giant wild card
sponge was designed for that wild card, bukkit wasnt
tbh I wouldnt want to support mods either
it adds a massive amount of extra work
just sitting in the sponge discord looking at how many problems come in because of random mods doing dumb things is just exhausting
imagine all the dumb shit plugins manage to do and now imagine that mods run on the client and interact and change native minecraft code all over the place too
It's just asking to make trouble
and that's fine if you design a system around supporting that giant wildcard
bukkit wasnt designed for that, isnt ever going to be
and people who have tried to make them play nice have largely failed
most of those people took those failures and the knowledge they gained and went off and worked on sponge
if you require mods + a plugin system, sponge is the answer
I need someone who could help me with plugins and configs
I think its good to imagine it as someone throwing a head-sized pile of cables, all intertwined within each other, in this case the spaghettie code that probably is bukkit, on the table and asks you to remove one single cord without unraveling the entire thing
And I mean cables as thick as standard usb
that doesn't actually solve any problems
also i think it still works fine
i mean, it doesn't solve any problems being discussed here
you can also just yank the patch and rebuild paper
it's just...not runtime
i'd like to note that most forge mods work fine without mixins/coremodding
let me guess, you're on windows
...
yea no
yea last i heard from mikro it still works for MC 1.15 etc
just needs java 8 i think
i mean, that would probably be a plus
but regardless, you can always use a vm/actual linux server to build paper
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I mean, if you're doing dev stuff on windows, you're just shooting yourself in the foot
There is a reason why M$ added WSL, it's coz people sorta figured that, especially if you care about modern devops, windows is shit
Because screw Visual Studio?
Whats the problem with developing in windows?
yes its shit
try compiling paper on windows, then on linux
but that's getting off topic I suppose
all of the tooling is catered around *nix
anyway, no there's no interest in paper mixins
e.g. especially as things like docker and kubernetes are still growing, windows is a muuuuuch less attractive environment for development
If you wanna use mixins, go for it
I think that they're cool, but honestly, not something I wanna care to support
doesn't mikro have some fork for that?
yes and it could probably be brought up relatively quickly
Sure, they might make it easier for you, but, if we release something, people expect us to support it, and basically, "fuck that"
if we arent going to support it why would we add it though
Your first assumption is that people actually read
hech, literally first thing I do when creating a server dir is echo "eula=true" > eula.txt
*fake MD
poor md
mixin*
I find it kinda funny that the new eula was all about server owner not being allowed to sell minecraft items for real life money, and then, after Mojang was bought up, they sell DLCs for servers
they...don't?
They do in the Bedrock win 10 edition
There is an entire shop dedicated to big servers
I think they're closer to resource packs
that has nothing to do with selling anything for servers
but I can see how that'd be considered DLC
not really a fan personally
but bedrock is bedrock
Skins and texture packs are cosmetics anyways
not a fan either, but that is literally completely unrelated to the server eula shit
just port the buttery smooth input system and leave the rest over there
They also sell access to minigames and stuff like that over the Minecraft store
Still has nothing to do with server's eula
implying bedrock actually has anything good
It's kinda hypocritical, first stopping Java edition server owners from getting money, then using the Microsoft store to sell dlcs on big servers
selling minigames on realms is maybe the closest thing that could be construed as being related to the eula
buuut
servers are allowed to do that too actually
just not for individual players
you can actually have an entry fee for your server - it's straight up covered in the eula
you just can't then require additional payment to get access to a specific minigame or something
Last time I read a summary, it wa spretty much that you cant for example buy ranks from a server which gives you items or access to stuff in return
Is that correct?
it's a bit more nuanced
cosmetics are ok, for instance
but in general yea, the idea is that you're not allowed to sell "access to the game" itself
anything that gives a unfair advantage is pretty much off limits
All the while the bedrock edition not only allows it, but supports it with its own store
I don't think they allow it
I don't think mojang sells itemadvantages or similar lol
they don't
^^^
niko is just being dumdum
Yes, but
no but
but
- that's not mojang
that's literally all cosmetic?
i think those are cosmetic
^
Thats what I meant
None give advantages to the game itself, it's all cosmetics
He has a gingerbread man and I dont!! No fair!
you can sell cosmetic pets on java servers too
I dont mean that Mojang sells the items
that's what you said
they don't tho?
12:59 PM] Niko: They also sell access to minigames and stuff like that over the Minecraft store
then using the Microsoft store to sell dlcs on big servers
you're yet to send us examples of partneres servers selling gameplay advantages?
throws electroniccat at Vertanzil and sets both on fire
Are you a retarded cowboy
Lel, Mineville sells an autominer in the Microsoft Store
"Howd partnere"
FOR 20 BUCKS holy hell
I'm not fake MD
also fyi i wouldn't hold "partner servers" to any standard
what happened to MD not that one
...whats going on now
md with 5% more intelligence
i mean
IRC happened to not that one
Niko: I hijacked the conversation to make a joke about my nickname
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Also why does everyone have a BOT tag?
they're on an irc bridge
we have been sent to bot hell for we have commited sins
cuz we trained an army of robots to take over the world
Aaaaah
dammit z
wiz you're on discord
Army of Robots from Bot Hell
exactly
urgh no that's one level deeper
yes
it occurs to me that also appeared on #spigot
lol kenny
I decided that I didn't want to stay there
it stinks :<
sadly the stench followed you so
stupid upsidedownhead
Poor duck what did they do
wat
see, you can't get more confused than duck
bros I have a linear algebra lecture tomorrow so I won't be able to make it to the lecture on feminist comics
throws seeds out for duck
how am I supposed to be a good ally now? :/
a wat
especially for irc
just cause 4 is such a great game with top notch textures https://i.imgur.com/V0Te9xj.png
not as much as you.
feels like its been longer but its only been 4 days since i stopped smoking. woke up feeling really weird today
simple going through an identity crisis without his drugs
Been an adult sucks
s/Been an adult/Being Vertanzil
Correction, <Vertanzil> Being Vertanzil sucks
I WILL DESTROY YOU
how r u city

Is it above 0 again?
Woo!
oh that reminds me
feel like 1
i was in chem lab yesterday
congratulations
Were you working alone?
20 minutes until the bus is here. do I get food?
...
i almost fucking walked out
wot
lol
it's what the rest of the world uses
yea
It's the better system
runs
she was also amazed that boiling was 100
lol
the point of the experiment was to introduce us to celsius, i guess. i already knew it, so im not chuffed about it. but all these fucking retarded muricans with no other knowledge are like
amazing.
:OOOOOOOOO
What kind of education are you doing? Uni?
fahrenheit isn't even bad, feet are the real crime
Well, still after middle school.
Cause honestly, Celsius, Fahrenheit and Kelvin is middle school stuff
but yeah generally ppl at community college are tards. The only somewhat smart people I've met here are the CS degree pathers
Everyone else are drooling dumbasses
Including you?
Tbh, if you were to ask me the boiling temperature of water in Fahrenheit, I'd have no clue.
Yeah, 230-ish?
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212
Well only 18 off I guess
I can convert between Celsius and Kelvin, though, but that's not as hard.
273K
if you ever wanna really get a mathematical feel for how stupid fahrenheit is, this is how you convert from celsius 
take celsius, multiply by 9/5 then add 32 
If we're going to ditch Fahrenheit, let's also ditch Celsius and just use Kelvin.
kelvin is obviously superior
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oh stef outplayed me
I mean, we measure light color coordinated temperature in kelvin
for celsius->kelvin dont you just add 273
Yes
thought so
it's ok...we can ditch "customary" units once the boomers die off
273.15 I think, but afaik everyone just does 273.
.g is the US the only country that uses fahrenheit
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oh god
no
Bahamas, Palau, Belize, the Cayman Islands, the Federated States of Micronesia, the Marshall Islands, and the United States and its territories such as Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and Guam
they all on F
Smh, shows page, not actual image.
There's one country in Africa that uses Fahrenheit instead of Celsius. And a bigger one in North America.
Idk, I kinda like the extra accuracy that fahrenheit offers
Which accuracy?
my grandparents used it, so I'm accustom to both
But like, the fact that fahrenheit offers a bigger "swing" means that a few degrees matters more than celcius
Well, you can just add a decimal point to Celsius and get the same result.
I'm personally not accustomed to celsius. Like, I can't go outside and be like "huh. feels 20."
I'd be like "huh feels like 60-65 ish".
Which bothers me personally, but whatever.
-10 - +40 celsius = +14 to +104 fahrenheit
range of 30 vs range of 90
Well, yea, but, literally nobody adds decimal points to Celsius on the weather
Soooooo....
if you ask me Celsius is precise enough
maybe the chermans do
but otherwise no Ive never heard anyone put a decimal on C
it would still be precise enough if it had a value range of 10 instead of 30 (so if it would third as precise)
if you ask me, at least
I like the extra range but I dont really care enough that I'd switch away from whatever
it is what it is
bigger problems
like timezones
Needs more summer time
You can just add a decimal point if you like it, it's not like it's not allowed or something.
errr no shit lol
But, tbh, do you really need that precision for anything that isn't science related?
It's more the "literally no platform I use offers the decimal points on either"
at that point we can just use Kelvin as well stef
The only thing about Fahrenheit that kind of makes sense is that it fits climate data in temperate areas quite well.
(At which point, if you're doing science, you'd probably want to use Kelvin.)
0 is pretty much the low, 100 is pretty much the high in these regions
glances at -35F
that's what I like about Celsius - the numbers are human friendly and are easy to convert to Kelvin (and Kelvin is easy to convert to Celsius, therefore you easily understand what temperature stuff really means)
in temperate areas
Also, a temperature difference in Kelvin is the same in Celsius
just went to JetBrains toolbox and disabled released + eap.
Just upgraded from 2020 EAP to 2019.3.2
(sic)
since you brought up jetbrains
isn't that a downgrade?
reeee case sensitivity fixes reeeee
oh lol
so I upgraded from a newer to an older
I've had some oddball issues with 2020 acting like classes which ARE CLEARLY THERE aren't
my main prob is my plugins arent compatible yet
its just doing you a favor and hiding your own code from you

IJ has some pretty decent taste
ok wtf toolbox
it says i have 2019.3.2, then i click the cog and it says "rollback to 2019.3.2" so i click it and it puts 2020 EAP back on my PC
im being JetTrolled
.rekt
โ SwiftREKT
lol
ok
._.
Don't ask to ask
oke
Nor can we provide router specific help, it's basically just a case of configuring your router to forward the mc port to your machine
like i can connect with the ip through minecraft but i cant connect with it on different networks
idk if that helps
like i can connect to it on different computers if they are on the same wifi or ethernet but i cant connect outside the wifi
make sure you're using your WAN address and not your LAN
Man this server owner sucks ass. so hard
beyond that, check firewall/scream at your ISP
who Vertanzil
is that the thud of your helmets hitting the school bus window?
Nope
electroniccat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
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.lart electroniccat
knocks two of electroniccat's teeth out with a 2x4.
.lart vertanzil
jabs a hot lighter into vertanzil's eye sockets.
shush up u 2
lmao that response reminds me of china
they made me throw away my lighter
so i was like ??? wtf :(
but i go to the smoking room and they have lighters fucking CHAINED TO THE WALL
FOR YOU TO USE
LIGHTER SLAVES
Lewis James Barnes, 21, has also been banned from unzipping or removing his trousers or shorts in public for the next 10 years LOL
well, i can say...i see why he did it https://f.jacob.engineer/L6bIj6.png
man was never gonna get it any other way
1st sentence lol https://f.jacob.engineer/bIR7sW.png
that's like not enforceable
man it's the UK
mfw we've found cat
the people who put out knife boxes and were surprised when the knife box got robbed
I mean whos going to stop him from whipping his pants off
"if we just put these amnesty boxes for knives on the street whats the worst that could happen"
box gets robbed

doesn't the uk have a knife problem
idk i guess
London does
cat

Its bad down there
interesting

buncha edgelords they are
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I mean would be more intresting if peoplr where walking around with dildos instead of knifes. imagin getting robbed give me your money or im going to stab you with this black mamba
why is the UK so weird with its crimes?
"aggravated taking a vehicle without consent"
did you mean "aggravated car robbery"
Nahhhh
you fucking twats
I belive its called Taking Without Owners Consent
or just TWOC
bro what
Correction, <Vertanzil> car jacking you would have to be in the car
oi m8 wanna settle this over sum tea
you differentiate whether or not you're in the car vs if you just toe it away
im
LUL
teabags steamfrost
anything sharp
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Hello, I don't know if this is the right place to ask, but I have some issues installing Debian on a VM; once everything is installed and the VM reboots, it prints me this: does someone know what does this mean? Thanks a lot !
I've already done a few installations and it never made me this lol
you need an exorcist
I do not speak alien
I think too
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there is definitely a demon living inside your computer
lol no spoilers i started yesterday
did it twice, sad it stopped
same
this fucking css will not apply
The <center> cannot hold, he is Tony the pony, he comes!
o.o
mfw it works if the fucking style is not scoped to the component 
fucking bootstrap and their important overrides 
!!!!IMPORTANT
override me daddy owo
this might actually make me stop using bootstrap if i cant override it without global scoping
strap me daddy uwu
If I want just a tiny piece of storage unit on my work network that is encrypted at rest and allows some form of access control, what would be a good, clean, cheap option? I'm literally storing megabytes, so I don't need anything big, but I do like it to be somewhat resilient and robust. Right now we're just using a Raspberry Pi and SSH with key-based authentication, but I'm terrified of SD-card corruption.
I guess I could just stick an external spinner in it via USB?
I don't know what that is, but Wikipedia makes it sound like it's outdated or something.
what the fuck lmao
so it works in component scope
but i have to use a deep css selector
/deep/
literally have never used that before in my life
what the fuck is that
wtf
yea
(important not necessary, thats old)
ah in normal css it's the >>> selector o.O but scss doesnt handle it, it's /deep/ in scss
/deep/ used to be valid CSS, but no longer
interesting....
LUKS isn't outdated mule
but yea the wiki page for it is p shit, just looked
oh, shit, maybe it is
looks to be replaced by dm-crypt
damn im getting old
I've never seen /deep/ before either. Looks like it was deprecated by Chrome in 2016 though. Web development is such a jungle.
But like, is the Raspberry Pi + external harddrive sound enough? I feel like it should be fine as long as I lock it down somehow.
yea i just figured that out, the arch wiki says this in the header https://f.jacob.engineer/inNKCq.png
it autoredirected me, hence my "looks to be replaced by"
lol
im just stupid
LUKS is the encryption type; dm-crypt is the device mapper mechanism (that maps decrypted partitions to /dev/mapper/partition); cryptsetup is the utility you use to configure it all.
yea
@green turret i mean, yea, it seems to be fairly sound so long as it's locked down (both physically and on the network)
are you going to encrypt /boot and blah blah grub crypt and blah blah
Since it's for work I'm really just looking for a least effort solution that's either free or like sub-100 bucks for the whole shebang. It's for keeping secrets like API keys and credentials for stuff we're either forced to share or need to keep multiple copies of.
Raspberry Pi + external harddrive sound enough?
no
not for the types of secrets we keep
the (lack of) redundancy there will bite you
what type of secrets do you keep
leaf nudes
no its purely for blackmail
yeah sure

god I wanna make a greentext story about you and a leaf
tbh the redundancy problem probably isnt that hard to solve
Bah, you're right. I mean the lack of redundancy is what makes me fear the data corruption of the SD-card to begin with. I just kinda sorta need to store it on-site, and if I'm keeping an off-site copy, it's fine if it requires a manual "bring unit to work, plug in, rsync, take unit back home".
if you have an existing fileshare somewhere that's got some redundant disks and fail over, encrypt on client push to share
client keeps a key, a key goes in an on site safe, another key goes to an offsite safe
Hmm, cloud might even be fine then I guess.
If {en,de}cryption happens client-side anyway and the keys are strong enough.
Sup dude
Creep
I think I'm running KDE Plasma on this box
just backup your keys
and tbh if youre gonna do a pi, back up the whole image sans keys
then you can just restore that image on sdcards all day long if it dies
Yeah that's not a bad idea.
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the keys to z's eye
I have some credentials for services, accounts, etc. at work, and I need to store them securely somehow. I also need to not lose them. We have SSH keys on our computers, and ideally they are what grant people access to the secrets.
Okay Viper, look, this is an Intel Core 2 Quad Q9450, 8 gigs of mixed memory (started off with 4), and an ATI HD4850. From 2009. It runs Don't Starve just fine. But I don't know if it can run Windows 10 or Gnome without choking. Don't judge.
chuck xfce on it and walk away
and yeah if your secrets are more based around service accounts, there are a myriad of systems just for that
you could likely run a bitwarden server on a pi and just have it backed up regularly
Yeah but I also need to be able to store arbitrary files, certs, even a couple of documents I think we have there.
yeah that's where things get a little messier
Like the private key for the CA for our entire fleet of IoT devices. I'm a bit worried that if I lose that, I won't be able to sign any more certs.
Although maybe I can just create a new CA key pair actually
Well it would technically be a new CA, but maybe it's fine to have multiple.
well and thats the nice thing about the encrypted data being encrypted separately as well
wanna backup to aws or backblaze or something? sure whatever
its not like its PHI
Yeah that's true. Not really gonna "get in trouble" for letting the information leave the country.
just, you know, avoid NSA recommendations on crypto :^)
NSA doesn't want your data 
Ahahah
wat is with u and leaf nudes
nothing
nothing 
scrolls through a few terabytes of directories

Yo, I'm kind of a noob. I want paper for 1.15 not 1.15.2 and I can't find it. Is 1.15.2 paper compatible with 1.15 plugins O. o
some of them
wat you need .0 for
not all of them that use NMS or anything deep
cant think of many plugins that wouldve made the jump to 1.15 and not bothered to do 1.15.2 if they needed it though
pretty small update
leaf nudes ||https://www.reddit.com/r/marijuanaenthusiasts/||
those are trees
trees have leaves
I need .0 so all the plugins I use are compatible @static badge
Anyway, even though that sounds really dumb that some plugins would update for 1.15 and not update for 1.15.2 if they needed it
well u sure that some of them aren't
you can get the original paper 1.15 here https://papermc.io/api/v1/paper/1.15/latest/download
it is not supported, do not ask for help
OG paper 
Thank you Z750!
any recommendations for server texture packs, its a survival world
default
programmer art
let users choose, dont force people to use a text pack. if it's rp, diff story. if i ever join a survival server that tries to force a text pack on me, i leave immediately
ok
'stef'
Simple, w/e
billy you're not old enough to become senile
he wishes
I can't see this phone screen I'm old and tired
I just saw purple and ran with it :p
TIL billy is blind


It's so purple
it's brown
completely different shade even if it was purple
rgb(119, 77, 103)
literally nobody cares about rgb
billy, I think it's time to get an eye test
Maybe you'll have to give up your bike ๐ฎ
I can see perfectly, tyvm

Had Lasik surgery ^_^
lul
you know what
now that I see his name in black theme it does look more red
a real dark red + purple
yea i really wouldn't call it brown
wtf is this really what light theme users see https://f.jacob.engineer/3z7l2U.png
i cant
no
for simple's colour yeah
I forget I'm surrounded by technical people that don't understand when I say purple I mean anything that can possibly resemble a shade of purple :p






