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hopefully its one with a fairly recent kernel and packages and not like centos7
Ubuntu 18.04
hopefully the latest HWE stack then
HWE stack?
hardware enablement
I think so
they bump the kernel and a few specific libs on those LTS builds so you can still install them on new hardware
because otherwise they'd sit there frozen for years
oh you replace the kernel anyway
its probably fine then
I have dual boot so I can always switch back to Windows real quick if I need it.
side note
this cooler master case really fucking sucks design wise
You cannot screw in the bottom fan without having the hands of a child and the worlds smallest screwdriver
And there's about an inch of clearance between the PSU and the non removable drive bays
kickash be like selfie!!!
well
can anyone help what are these pillager pikes? https://timings.aikar.co/?id=c8abcf8d61a54b359eda9ad903b2052c
Aikar's Timings Viewer - View Timings v2 reports from Paper and Sponge
I just sent the boldest email of my academic life
#paper-help @warm quest
tried they skip it 😄
that doesnt mean come to off topic and ask
we are free to ignore you
and i will, personally
Nobody owes you any form of support, I'd much rather spend my time addressing issues then reading yet another timing report
You're literally not even using a recent build
ancient history
could put that build into a museum

cant u just say nicely ask for support somewhere else i am sorry i asked 😐
We're telling you to use the correct channel
if you wanna have a hissy fit because you're not our priority, feel free to leave
My advice: go to #paper-help, ask again, and be patient. If you get no response, wait, and then repost it and ask again. Please note, I am not telling you to spam. I am saying repost after a sufficient amount of time has passed without an answer (1 hour, at least.)
Patience is very important. We do this for free. We aren't paid to help you.
i know i am sorry i really didnt mean to be in a hurry i just thought i try in this channel 😄
it's ok, but this is for just general chatter (see topic). we don't help people very often in here
in paper-help is another topic entirely
ok ty have a good day
kek
how'd u miss all of them
bttr dan bein gibben deh D
technically it would be an F
yea i actually do have an F atm
jumps on kash
i mean kash, that's really actually quite true
ive essentially taken this class 4 times
4 times wat
once in grade school. once in middle school. once in high school. now im taking it in fuckign college
because american education curriculum is retarded
is it the same material
inb4 he fails
ur system is retarded
get in the time machine in memorize all the events
Can villagers that have a rank in a profession change their job?
no @brisk crag
bruh
after i bought a server from the canada location their delivery time went from 120sec to 72hours for that location
wtf
fuckin hell lol
reading my chem book
and TIL
you can "unburn" a metal
burn it into oxidized powder, then add that powder to charcoal and heat it and...metal

i kinda wanna try it
i guess blacksmiths have known that for millennia tho

im quoting word for word the book
I figured
also TIL they used to think things burned because of a substance called Phlogiston 
LUL
They didn't know oxidation was a thing
yea i know
the chapter is about experimentation
and how it evolves
just fun reading about it
smoke weed everyday
fake news
wut
What
wat
What's up
You guys didn't know that about bleach...?
hey glare, got some tacos over here. waiting for you bb
I haven't had tacos in a fat minute.
are they vegetarian tacos
have any with dog meat?
Tea why would we? Lmao
I tried to Uber eats some Tacobell last night but they were already closed :(
Had to grab a midnight snack and play dad since my friend drank too much.
somebody on my server had the username CloroxBleachlovr
Stayed up most the night to make sure he stayed alive
Taco Bell for some reason closes at midnight here.
and tap water in some places
Yup.
f
Pretty much sponge
Forge does pull in some stuff where they can iirc
And then sponge has stuff on top of it
someone linked to a thing called magma the other day
That’s one of those awful bukkit + forge jars
I-ll have you know I was eating some fantastic pasta I just finished cooking
also I've sent a C&D to that magma project
I'd say more but my lawyer advised me not to
although for some reason the lawyer also told me to copy paste this part of the email in here
"simple sux"
weird
Fuck off 
Wow there ended up being 9 people on that helicopter
Last time I was paying attention Sponge had more/better optimizations than even Paper but it's cause tracking system made it a wash or even made Sponge slower in some situations, even before you added mods which is pretty much guaranteed to tank the performance
s/it's/its/
Correction, <Amaranth> Last time I was paying attention Sponge had more/better optimizations than even Paper but its cause tracking system made it a wash or even made Sponge slower in some situations, even before you added mods which is pretty much guaranteed to tank the performance
wat optimisations do they have
that's classified
helicopters suck honestly
why is everyone talking about helicopters today
some famous dude died in a heli crash earlier
tbh private planes don’t have an amazing reputation either with famous people
private planes are still miles safer than helis
You wanna live? Suck it up and go through TSA with the rest of them
the issue with private planes is more often than not either bad pilots or bad maintenance
helis just suck from a design perspective
Well in this instance it looks like it was a pilot flying into a hill on a foggy night or something
So it’s not really the helicopters fault
Kobe Bryant, basketball player
discord dropping my messages reee
thanks for putting my fame on par with kobe's
.g kobe bryant
(kashike) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_Bryant -- Kobe Bryant - Wikipedia: "Kobe Bean Bryant (born August 23, 1978) is an American former professional basketball player. He played his entire 20-year career with the Los..."
^-^: you misunderstood, hit enter too soon
read both lines as one
no, you're wrong
gotta watch out for those freudian slips kashike
have you guys seen the insanity with the mac pro
that costs the same as a car
mac users are dumb
I think apple looks at my setup and went "I bet we can make something that costs more but looks way worse"
who wants to pay $21,599 for a desktop?
any takers?
idiots 
really reminds me of bose as a brand
Businesses all day long
That’s targeted at the engineers and media people buying an 80k pc from HP
this kind of shit won't fly forever
wat
I stopped caring about what apple is doing since before the ipad launch but I heard that their previous pro-grade desktop launch had pretty poor sales
It sold pretty well to who they were trying to sell to
Which is a niche market
I still see those things around
People really like to hate them because “lol Apple”, don’t see anyone bashing dell or hp serving the exact same market
eh literally the only thing I know about it is what I just heard from the LTT video that came out 6 hours ago
I bash on dell and hp in private
I worked for the marketing department under video production and engineering
That’s the target market for these crazy expensive machines
I've actually not even purchased a new laptop since the surface pro 3 or 4
4
so 2015
and my desktop is custom built so I don't give a shit about those brands
Your desktop isn’t in the same league
ya think
Isn’t targeted at the same demographic
if apple sold the setup I have it'd cost 50k
And is quite obviously far outside your budget
Jesus this is the vpn talk all over again
there was a vpn talk?
I actually have the budget to buy that thing and my business might end up doing it since I only control half of it
tl;dr nordvpn is da wae
did you just assume my economic status z750
just your intelligence
well thanks for assuming that I'm not the kind of person that would buy it then
could cut paper in half with that edge
yeah I try to not be too divisive in here stream
no not you
never let facts get in the way of a good joke
never let facts get in the way of anything 

what's wrong with that
you know back in my day we went over hills bigger than that to get to school
140% CPU usage
yeah and
spooky
uphill both ways in the snow
cpu usage can be calculated in terms of 100% = all cores or 100% = one core
and while carrying 15 books
anyone mind seeing if my server lets them join in?
only 2 more months before half life alyx comes out
oh shit
I might actually be drinking way too much tea
Can I get some peoples opinions or help on picking out the specs for a dedicated server?/What company people use?
seemingly 128 ounces a day is enough to send someone to the hospital
infra 2 from ovh
yeah
hm
actually I might be safe
128 ounces/day will send you to the hospital seeminglyt
I mainly drink green tea or red label black tea
green tea has oxalates
how about black tea
I wonder because I'm not really drinking tea since it's mint
black tea has the most
how do you even find this
literally 5x more
its not on my tea box or anything
lul
I'd probably be dead if I was only drinking black tea at this stage
or at least very ill
i mean i aint finna drink 128 oz of black tea but green tea yea i wouldnt have thought twice about it
I've been drinking half or more daily for the past couple of weeks as I try to quit sodas
pretty sure I hit that number at least once
well rip GL your kidneys
imagine dying from trying to get healthier
poetic justice tbh
well I was about to go brew my third liter but I guess I'm not
crunch you say
where's the juice
where's the pain, suffering and unethical practices to get it to my kitchen shelf?
well instead of buying from an ethical source you can always order a litter of random animals and dehydrate their succulent, H2O filled body sacs into drinking bottles.
into*
oh shit that's brilliant
I need to find if there's any shelters for abused animals near me
or if I could create and manage one
"You...you want to take all of our animals???"
yes.
"Ok. Sign this?"
done.
back 1 week later
"Uh...? Sir?"
"how much blood can you get out of this guinea pig? I'm not sure it's worth it"


Hurm
Villagers are still crashing my server lmfao
It's really annoying but it's just so random that it's funny
Do you have VillagerOptimiser, if not get it. It's essential.
They cause an error when traded with
paste the error dude
Did I not paste it already?
....
I bet luckperms has questions....
I our it in there bcuz stupid
i uploaded my log into #paper-help too much error to paste
Lmao
I fucking love Worf
"And what about Garak, captain?"
"I want him back, too."
"At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him. But I'll be sure to keep the body intact."
"I assume that's a joke."
"We will see." walks away
you can always order a litter of random animals and dehydrate their succulent, H2O filled body sacs into drinking bottles
come again?
am i right @void void
drop the holier than thou act sweepy, like you've never done that
well I at least have to pretend
"come again" 

is it possible to make a restone repeater circuit to run x times and then stop?
heh, i mean
redstone is turing complete, so definitely yes
how complex that will be? dont ask me
Well trying to make a music with that and at first it will repeat the track x3 times then switch to a different track
does this answer help you https://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/173409/how-can-i-make-the-redstone-repeat-a-task-x-times-and-reset-it-self
Im not a redstone master by any means, but logic wise you can do just about anything with redstone
Thanks! I will check it out
ppl made computers in mc
Dafuq is LavaSpigot
Someone sent me a PM saying they were having issues with WorldEdit on LavaSpigot
Lol I think I found it, https://github.com/LavaPowered/Volcano
multithreaded 
hm?
idk if i can explain it in a way that would make sense (unless you've watched ds9?)
nope
uh well basically evil shapeshifters run organization called the dominion. more or less, one of the main characters got replaced with one for a good 4-5 episodes and it was masterfully done, including performing surgery on a human (of which, they have no experience. they dont even have organs. they're gelatinous in their default state).
like, i just found out the actual char got taken prisoner and the one who has been on the show and tlaking to everyone and doing whatever is a shapeshifter
so, yea, mindblown
oh yea i remember that
im trying not to spoil which char
just in case someone watches
so dont
:p
oh well, i guess i already did
whatever
@void void which episode
5.14
this is cool for any TOS fans https://www.startrekcontinues.com/episodes.html
fan made completed TOS
damn linus from LTT retiring?
ur late
he said he wasnt, just no longer looking for a reason not to
been busy
yes i watched his whole mental breakdown
shame, he's a cool dude even if not above reproach
then again no one is
aside from me, obviously
his reasons centered around family and not having enough time for his kid, and wanting to be able to say when he's older that he had a good relationship with his kids
which i 110% agreed with, man can retire in my eyes
imo people are free to retire whenever they have the means to do it, no questions asked
shame
reddits seems pretty supportive
dude's really having a breakdown too
huh
I still remember the old videos of when they had servers in the bathtub
it's pretty wild how big he got
im p sure he's like full blown midlife crisis atm
and how quickly
getting kids changes a person
for the worse imo but that's besides the point

man peacing out at 10 million would be choice though
that's a big dick energy move
anybody else updated to idea 2020.1 eap already?
I dont seem to have any icons whatsoever with the new font, lol
icons are so 2019
we don't need those in 2020
ah restart fixed it
idea 2020 forces you to run with java 11
i mean, writing java 8
i may as well switch entirely to 11
(finally)
anyway am going to bed
night
gnite
^-^ you said you might be drinking too much tea, did you get mineral poisoning?
I've been feeling really sluggish but I just attributed that to the lack of caffeine, seemingly it's one of the possible symptoms (I still think the lack of caffeine accounts for 99.99% of it though)
MiniDigger: i generally don't use the eap versions
they break too much
Is there any C++ server project that is compatible with the 1.15.2 protocol?
Is there any reference for what the various bitmask fields do for physics updates in MC?
Specifically wondering about i & 16
@sharp sentinel "16"? neighbour reactions (fences connecting, observers pulsing, etc)
Ah Oof
Thanks
Was trying to work out the best way to prevent a physics event firing
And it’s inside a conditional about that flag
i see
Realised that when people say WorldEdit is slow, it's because they have lots of plugins listening to physics events 😛
So I wanna make physics events something that can be disabled, and is off by default. As I doubt many plugins need physics events from WorldEdit
Just with WorldGuard, 75% of the edit was already physics events
mm
kashike, its not that bad. I am always on EAP (automatically updating in the background via toolbox) and I rarely have issues.
unless you use lombok 😂
I wonder if it'd make sense to PR a boolean flag to Paper that allows plugins to disable physics events and turn them back on 🤔
good thing i don't touch that shit with a 10 foot pole, MiniDigger
.lombok
[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on
ppl try to get lombok into ma company
tell them to go eat shit
I sneaked onto the "Java Governance Board" so I actually have a say in stuff like that now
next meeting is the voting on whether we want to allow it or not, then teams would be able to choose
better not fucking pass
when we first discussed it I instead brought the point up of just updating java quicker
our jenkins is still stuck on 8
so while I run my apps on java 11 using a custom docker image (needed to get extra security clearance for that), everybody else uses 8 and I cant compile with 11
I think Ill make a short presentations with a summary of jeps from java 9 to 14
for the next meeting
Seems Java 11 is finally starting to gain traction in Spigot
MiniDigger Just Sneak Kotlin into new projects.
SamB440 how many percent?
The author's name sounds German.
Congratulations
Congrats
I'm pretty sure my group failed theory of computation tho, because the TA didn't like our method of finding the time complexity of a random turing machine they had us design
nevermind that the result is correct and the method was totally appropriate, but it wasn't their method, so it's obviously wrong!!
It’s at 7% on bstats, but I think that’s increased a lot
Time to download adoptJDK 11 and export path. (Have no rights to use apt on that machine.)
Yeah I use 11/13 on all my servers now, hopefully for my plugins soon as well
yeah no @ysl, we already have one project with kotlin and its horrible
I installed java 15 for funsies the other day
yeah no @ysl, we already have one project with kotlin and its horrible
@MiniDigger#0000 what's so horrible?
Introducing a language nobody but one or two ppl know into a company where most devs are happy they are somewhat component at java while aiming to fix issues that are not relevant?
Can't so anything wrong with that 😂
See*
We're really happy with Kotlin, but we're also a very small team, and we're good about discussing adaptation of language features before we dive into it. Kotlin has so many very conditionally decent language features compared to Java, so it runs the risk of Scala if people just blindly run intelli-driven development.
That said, I've yet to meet a Java developer who struggled learning Kotlin. I don't think learning the language is a real problem.

Anyone know if multiverse works stabily or if there are other 1.15.2 alternatives to multiple worlds?
"The hole is not big enough for the gland... and there ain't no spit and prayer gonna make it big enough" ~ AvE
You have no idea what kind of "developers" are running around here, mule ^^
Pff
I have a general question as a server owner. After the Elytra was introduced it has been hard to enforce "Fly HackinG" What do you recommend ?
Hi guys, I just updated to 1.15.2 yesterday. In last 5 mins the Llama Traders were causing huge tps loss. Is this normal in a 20 people server?
Here is the full timing report
https://timings.aikar.co/?id=55f0340d18a147f79a3758d52e68faf3
Aikar's Timings Viewer - View Timings v2 reports from Paper and Sponge
hard to say from just timings
would need an actual sampler or something if that's a consistant issue to see what's going on
spark does that already, but like, some level of meh
not fond of spark, tbh
But, some level of it being better than nothing for those who are using shared hosts, etc
noob friendly 
god, just watched some surviving mars gameplay, might have to get on that :L
timings v3 is a planned thing?
no
(not yet)
god if I'm ever done fixing this dumb game I'll get to work on anything I've put on the v3 list
thinking you can fix the block game
you’ll die before before the block game is truly fixed
FTFY
True stories

If you want to truly fix it start with cuberite :P
Then probably rip out half of their code too because I think they were following the same architecture Minecraft itself uses
Dose anyone else have problems with TPS drops on 1.15.2
Generally yeah
Aikar's Timings Viewer - View Timings v2 reports from Paper and Sponge
24 hours later my ovh server is still "Delivery in progress"
feels bad
@timber idol You have way too many Cows & some too many villagers
Install these plugins: ```
- Villager Limiter
- Farm limiter
- EntityTrackFixer
- Pillager limiter```
mikro any relation to astral sorcery? 👀
👀 astral fucking what
also judging by how bad your chunk loading performance is, you havent pre-generated your world @timber idol
^ im p sure thats exactly what it is right there. new chunks being genned by a player, because otherwise the tps is great
so lul, should've pregenned like everyone says to
Relax i was just asking
@crystal compass call OVH and ask for them to activate your order
i mean otherwise its just sitting in their queue
they will get to it, eventually
but calls are priority
LOL
They will fart in your general direction
a fate worse than death with all that espresso and crepes
[6:47 PM] 🦆: mikro any relation to astral sorcery? 👀
ping me next time ducky boi
i wish tbh

skyblock

oof
They told me that there is no delivery on weekends, and they are running out of stock for my specific server so if I dont receive it after 2-3 more days then to call again

Rip
It's Monday tho:O
probably processing people who ordered Thursday or Friday
they'll get to your server... eventually
Sooomeday... over the rainbow....
@crystal compass what provider?
126/mo 👀
Oh dang they got ryzens now
bro
guess what changed after i bought from the canada location
https://gyazo.com/e3c724d275a8588f24ea9f1cc081a858
i got cucked big time lmao
“An indexed set is linearly dependent if and only if it’s not linearly independent”
<=> A is only B if it’s not not B
Very smart statement right there thx book
hi honey
Big pp and big brain
I got better deals at reliablesite, @crystal compass. I’m also on a ryzen.
at reliable site you have to pay 99$ extra for 1gbps bandwidth
Reliablesite also nulls you when you get ddosed
Ah
Unless you're paying for protection, pretty much all DCs I've dealth with do
wut
i feel like that's bugged
i know it's close, but i recall being able to see the edges at least
Do you have a texture pack that removes the edges from glass?
what the fuck?
Spooky
Non-centered title tho
yeah it's mojang's issue
just took light gray pane from creative inventory
but if you close the inventory, you can see it on hotbar
is that new
gray panes barely showing up in inventory have always been a thing here. No texture pack.
hi @cosmic raft
hihi
Mikro thats fucking cancer lol
aikar is mini
reposted a premium resource MFW
Wiz is that you
Give me all the pixels?
lol
"If they send you a jar you should check the plugin.yml to see if it's a simple opme plugin and catch them straight away."
ah yes
lmao
I always add a description like "This is a simple opme plugin" to my opme plugins
This is why I make my own plugins using Skript.
1000 IQ ^
big brain developer
"This is definitely not an opme plugin. Don't worry"
100% not an opme plugin because people on the internet don't lie, that'd be silly
mine tells jokes
now tell me it isn't funny
jerk
You make the assumption that I'm not funny, but people at laugh when they seem me all the time
unlike my infallible logic, people laughing at you doesn't make you funny
it makes you a laughingstock
please l2logic
I win at logic bcuz am mathematician
lmao
lmao citizens hacked is gone
that resource alr removed
yea
heckerman
apparently since it's just a free dev build it's only a warning tho
even tho obvious troll account
i'd just instaban that shit
spigot resource staff are lax af
fail2ban ratelimit :^)
it's on udp isn't it?
dropkicks phoenix616
just firewall udp, only let tcp through
yeah
if it doesn't do anything else then that might be enough
waterfall has some faster exception handling than bungeecord so they might be trying to trigger that issue
custom log4j2 config
mount /dev/superbighdd /home/meinkraft/logs
bigger storage in the storage arrays I guess
gotta have 50TB HDDs when EA games start being 1TB big ;_;
.rekt
☑ It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a REKT man in possession of a REKT fortune, must be in want of a REKT
easier to run a 2 bay NAS with 2 x 50TB drives in RAID1 than a bunch of servers with 2-8TB drives
its ok
you can be like me
and have archives in your archives
/media/pp0/archive/archive/legacy/OldArchive/Archive/pre-J24Data/archive/old_files/old/this_drive
to the contrary very few people actually care about having 50tb of one thing
I mean, I've been there
they'd much rather have 5 copies of 10tb
"oh, yea, I'll just slap this old data drive copy on here and I'll sort it out later"
months later
yeah but now they can have 5 copies of 50tb
^^
"Oh, yea, I'll sort it out later....
z i'll poke ur only good eye 
its the high end capacity variant
copies stuff out and reinstalls OS
no random fucker is buying one for their two bay home nas
dont worry, I gave Z two good eyes
that shit is going to be expensive as fuck
what's the demographic then
probably enterprise
besides people who just want to say they bought it
Erm...
cuz google sure as fuck isn't buying that
Well, you took my guess there lol
100tb 
I don't really see their worth, tbh
why buy 5x 10TB or 14TB or whatever
I have a drive like that, cat, it's gone through like 15 iterations of it.. I really should sort that shit out soon lol
surveillance for starters take a ton of storage space
when you can buy 5x 50TB
although in enterprise it'll be more like 50x 50TB
$$$$$$$
delet this
just use LizardFS tbh
that's just creepy tbh
cursedz750
tbh looks like when you walk into someone else's character model
and see them from the inside of the face
get out of my head
please delet this
literally, the clipping
cuz the camera is inside the mesh
Z750 is sexy as fuck but pleas delet
irc plebians 
hang on, let me fix the eye position
she logs it all
i mean you can log and still not have scrollback
wtf
thats what photoshop thinks you look like
didn't know photoshop thought he looked like a mutant

what the fugg is that pic of z
cursed
https://f.jacob.engineer/jgDQa3.png my current notes for history
4th son ftw
I'd keep the data seperate from the material
and maybe provide a way to shove that data into another file and load it from there for management
coz, dats horrible
6 degrees is alright enough to ride bike
what is your problem¿
but I'd shoot anyone in sight just wearing a shirt and shorts 😂
lol
I've ridden (ridden? idk) a bike when it was freezing, need to get to school somehow.
you have to realise I've lived here all my life and am used to the weather
-20C to 30+C
lol
I just longboard
long board?
64 ~ 19?
It's like a skateboard but longer, typically meant for distance riding.
.wa 64 f to c
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lol
17.8 close enough
that's warm
Skateboard is usually 28-32 inches long. Long boards can range from 38-50 inches.
Would you use a longboard for something that typically takes 15-20 minutes by bike? Idk how fast you go on those things.
It really depends on the terrian
Flat, asphalt.
southern us just gets hot enough in the summer that they think 60 in the winter is cold
And also the fact that I didn't bring my bike with me when I moved.
It's really personal preference in my opinion.
It's more of a if you prefer standing or sitting situation.
Like, bike is here pretty much the only way to go to school (at least anything before college/uni).
Yeah I used my bike last year. My long board is easier cause I just carry that into class with me. I don't have to worry about locking up my bike on a rack somewhere.
Also easy to move in and out of crowds with a longboard.
How old are you 12
(x) Doubt
KITTY CAT
Tbh, rather the scooter people than the fucking cyclists
I wanna carry a baseball bat or something around for those fuckers
Kash, you need a motorcycle ^_^
Wow so much hate
no billy
cat
if have a bicycle
but
the one I bought fell apart while I was riding it
needless to say I returned it
You just suck at riding bikes
Almost got knocked the fuck over other day as yet another cyclist forgot that the damned traffic regs apply to them too
Literally just came fucking riding though a red light at a pedestrian crossing the fuck
I just cycle to uni for half an hour instead of using the train for half an hour cause... fuck public transport
I am 23
And you didn't know how to shave your face properly?
:D
Billy that seems like something you’d do, but I’m not seeing a beard
not everyone has great parents okay
It's not me, z ^_^ but it is something I'd do lol
oh god, I put together a bike for my flatmates gf
Darned handbar uses this weird friction lock thing, which ended up not being tight enough coz I was worried about snapping the bolt
bahaha
I used to keep mine in my livingroom, z. But fire marshal didn't like that and made me remove it lol
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how much space do you guys think a 30k by 30k pre-generated world would take Lol\
Depends on the players
chunk ban
Look at my brothers demon dog
He’s called Diablo and he’s such a sweetheart :3
I tried to get a photo of Grim but he turned into a bunny and jumped away
Hey look more https://cacheoutattack.com/
can I just say, I dont know how to ride a motorcycle, but if I did want to learn, I want billy to teach me
LOL






that's hot, I personally update the server motd and refresh the server list
is that what fawe does
why does everyone think I'm involved with fawe
it's a good joke
Doesn't WorldEdit support splitting operations in to chunks to apply across multiple ticks now?
no
They had a branch for it like 4 years ago
afaik they can't split over ticks
man ovh is having a pretty decent sale rn
that rise-3 is calling me with a siren song
make a branch where I can check if a bukkit location has a flag without having me suffer an aneurysm
or punch through a monitor
just write a utility method? 🤔
oh I did
I still hate it though
I especially hated setting it up
since maven took a solid 3 days before it decided to start working
lol
and sometimes still goes back says "actually wtf is this entry brah?"
Please don't sue me Mr. Dolan.
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tbh magma we used to have bukkit compat layers in WE/WG 6
but i guess the architect of 7 decided to remove them ¯_(ツ)_/¯
oh that's good
next you should remove minecraft compatibility
it's the next logical step
what a better time for such a commit than at this very number https://i.imgur.com/KzyKNbO.png
Poor Lombok
Even Kenny doesnt want it
kicks Vertanzil
I WILL END YOU
TRY ME
sticks tnt and a redstone torch inside KennyTV's Pents.
Run
oO
spicy
changes KennyTV ringtone to Mmmbop by hanson.
sets phone on fire and throws it at Vertanzil
Whats really sad is most people wont know who that is
Woo free phone.
disgusting
hey vert if I throw a molotov cocktail at you will you say woo free vodka?
he'll catch the bottle and drink
hah, alcoholism is hilarious
Could be worst I could be magma
you're literally the worst if you can't differentiate worse and worst you dum fuk
<< implies like i give a fuck
yeah, you could use the superlative form of "worst" instead of the correct relative form of "worse"
you're a wurst yourself
and have a tiny wurst
Kennys a hack client
MODS BAN
what's the difference between a bratwurst and Vertanzil
kenny's a much smaller silly sausage
your a worse
ur a worse goose
ur an worse
see, my jokes have layers, like a kenny, yet duck's jokes have negative layers, like his personality
such deep, much magma
☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
don't forget to buy my self-improvement book kenny
it features 26 different ways in which people other than me can go fuck themselves
it's very helpful
ingenious
I love it
So its the karma sutra of self help books
I haven't started writing it and it's already a NYT best seller
I might get the nobel peace prize for literature before I even start writing the first sentence
I think you'll slip and die over your own slime first
slip? it's super sticky
and Vertanzil will be there to catch the moment
oh god he's multiplying
throws vertanzil_2 into magma's slime, never to be seen again
no, stop, that'll only make them multiply faster
you're few layers of stupid magma
man did it really take you that long to come up with a reply duck
and it's a really hard hit as well
did you submit that zinger to a committee to make sure it would land?
not really
did you hire a ghost writer on fiverr?
it doesn't take much to insult you
it seems to be taking a lot out of you
yes it seems
it's a shame because you really didn't have much to offer to the world in the first place
see, that's how you write a zinger
now you try
do you understand the concept of buildup and payoff, of leading the person you're speaking to to say something you'll then turn against them?
shitposting 101
you'll never go pro at this pace
I never cared about your rules in the first place
thou shalt not infringe upon the ten commandments of shitposting
thou shalt not care about rules made up by guy with a lame beard
yes because you caved in
Fresh af

never before has so much jealousy been transmitted through an emoji
dum af
Magma confirmed vampire. He's white af
now you notice that?
You should really get some sun lol
he can't, there are women out there 
I haven't seen anyone that pale since women back in the 1500s
stop discriminating against my skin color
Lol
looks like you beat the previous record of two seconds
my ancestors would weep at the sheer magnificence of what they have wrought to this world
alas perfection is fleeting as some things are too good for this world
your ancestors would weep if they knew that they were your ancestors
yes, that's what I said
yes and that is sad
well it's not very manly but there's nothing inherently wrong with crying



