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fallen oracle
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Woot. Just got linux installed on my surface pro. Maybe now my battery will last longer than an hour.

void void
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hopefully its one with a fairly recent kernel and packages and not like centos7

fallen oracle
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Ubuntu 18.04

upper flicker
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hopefully the latest HWE stack then

fallen oracle
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HWE stack?

upper flicker
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hardware enablement

fallen oracle
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I think so

upper flicker
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they bump the kernel and a few specific libs on those LTS builds so you can still install them on new hardware

fallen oracle
upper flicker
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because otherwise they'd sit there frozen for years

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oh you replace the kernel anyway

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its probably fine then

crystal compass
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just ordered my ryzen 5 3600x dedi

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feelsgud

fallen oracle
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I have dual boot so I can always switch back to Windows real quick if I need it.

lost token
astral flax
merry talon
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side note

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this cooler master case really fucking sucks design wise

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You cannot screw in the bottom fan without having the hands of a child and the worlds smallest screwdriver

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And there's about an inch of clearance between the PSU and the non removable drive bays

celest coyote
void void
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kickash be like selfie!!!

limber knotBOT
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well

warm quest
limber knotBOT
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I just sent the boldest email of my academic life

void void
warm quest
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tried they skip it 😄

void void
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that doesnt mean come to off topic and ask

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we are free to ignore you

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and i will, personally

golden gust
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Nobody owes you any form of support, I'd much rather spend my time addressing issues then reading yet another timing report

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You're literally not even using a recent build

static badge
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ancient history Pog could put that build into a museum

void void
warm quest
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cant u just say nicely ask for support somewhere else i am sorry i asked 😐

void void
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yes, and i did

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and you told me you tried already

golden gust
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We're telling you to use the correct channel

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if you wanna have a hissy fit because you're not our priority, feel free to leave

void void
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My advice: go to #paper-help, ask again, and be patient. If you get no response, wait, and then repost it and ask again. Please note, I am not telling you to spam. I am saying repost after a sufficient amount of time has passed without an answer (1 hour, at least.)

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Patience is very important. We do this for free. We aren't paid to help you.

warm quest
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i know i am sorry i really didnt mean to be in a hurry i just thought i try in this channel 😄

void void
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it's ok, but this is for just general chatter (see topic). we don't help people very often in here

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in paper-help is another topic entirely

warm quest
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ok ty have a good day

void void
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bye

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why do i have an F in US History because I missed an assignment 5 years ago

golden gust
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kek

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talk about history

void void
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oh

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theres more

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how'd u miss all of them

void void
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those aren't my semester

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im taking spring 2020

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im guessing prof just fucked up

golden gust
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bttr dan bein gibben deh D

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technically it would be an F

void void
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yea i actually do have an F atm

golden gust
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Nah

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Coz am gun gib him a tip

void void
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lmao, we havent even had any assignments yet

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oh jadziasmirk

cosmic raft
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there are no assignments or books

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you should know it all already

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get going

golden gust
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jumps on kash

void void
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i mean kash, that's really actually quite true

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ive essentially taken this class 4 times

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4 times wat

void void
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once in grade school. once in middle school. once in high school. now im taking it in fuckign college

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because american education curriculum is retarded

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is it the same material

void void
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i fully plan to ace this class

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yes

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i took the AP version of it in HS actually

golden gust
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inb4 he fails

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ur system is retarded

void void
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yea i know it is

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oh well whatta ya gonna do

celest coyote
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get in the time machine in memorize all the events

void void
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Lul

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I believe I have all the notes still

dapper nacelle
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have a good nights rest everyone

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this image is so cursed I swear

brisk crag
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Can villagers that have a rank in a profession change their job?

unreal quarry
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no @brisk crag

crystal compass
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bruh

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after i bought a server from the canada location their delivery time went from 120sec to 72hours for that location

void void
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wtf

crystal compass
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fuckin hell lol

void void
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reading my chem book

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and TIL

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you can "unburn" a metal

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burn it into oxidized powder, then add that powder to charcoal and heat it and...metal

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i kinda wanna try it

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i guess blacksmiths have known that for millennia tho

limber knotBOT
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It's not really unburning

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you are just removing the residue

void void
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im quoting word for word the book

limber knotBOT
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I figured

void void
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also TIL they used to think things burned because of a substance called Phlogiston picardjoy

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LUL

limber knotBOT
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They didn't know oxidation was a thing

void void
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yea i know

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the chapter is about experimentation

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and how it evolves

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just fun reading about it

acoustic pilot
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smoke weed everyday

golden gust
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drugs r bad

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or somethin

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idk

acoustic pilot
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fake news

marsh crest
limber knotBOT
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Bleach makes your mouth feel like plastic

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& tastes like it smells

void void
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wut

fallen oracle
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What

upper flicker
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wat

fallen oracle
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What's up

limber knotBOT
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You guys didn't know that about bleach...?

upper flicker
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hey glare, got some tacos over here. waiting for you bb

fallen oracle
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I haven't had tacos in a fat minute.

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are they vegetarian tacos

limber knotBOT
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have any with dog meat?

void void
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Tea why would we? Lmao

fallen oracle
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I tried to Uber eats some Tacobell last night but they were already closed :(

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Had to grab a midnight snack and play dad since my friend drank too much.

summer barn
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somebody on my server had the username CloroxBleachlovr

fallen oracle
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Stayed up most the night to make sure he stayed alive

limber knotBOT
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A lot of things have bleach in it

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like pool water

fallen oracle
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Taco Bell for some reason closes at midnight here.

limber knotBOT
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and tap water in some places

lament spire
timber pulsar
merry talon
void void
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Yup.

merry talon
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f

elder brook
static swan
hollow yarrow
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is there any kind of optimised forge jar

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thats like paper

upper flicker
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Pretty much sponge

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Forge does pull in some stuff where they can iirc

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And then sponge has stuff on top of it

shell vine
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someone linked to a thing called magma the other day

upper flicker
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That’s one of those awful bukkit + forge jars

void void
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anything with magma in the name is bad

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take magmaguy for example

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disgusting

limber knotBOT
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I-ll have you know I was eating some fantastic pasta I just finished cooking

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also I've sent a C&D to that magma project

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I'd say more but my lawyer advised me not to

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although for some reason the lawyer also told me to copy paste this part of the email in here

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"simple sux"

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weird

void void
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Fuck off bot

limber knotBOT
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Wow there ended up being 9 people on that helicopter

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Last time I was paying attention Sponge had more/better optimizations than even Paper but it's cause tracking system made it a wash or even made Sponge slower in some situations, even before you added mods which is pretty much guaranteed to tank the performance

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s/it's/its/

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Correction, <Amaranth> Last time I was paying attention Sponge had more/better optimizations than even Paper but its cause tracking system made it a wash or even made Sponge slower in some situations, even before you added mods which is pretty much guaranteed to tank the performance

woven jay
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wat optimisations do they have

limber knotBOT
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that's classified

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helicopters suck honestly

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why is everyone talking about helicopters today

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some famous dude died in a heli crash earlier

upper flicker
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tbh private planes don’t have an amazing reputation either with famous people

limber knotBOT
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private planes are still miles safer than helis

upper flicker
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You wanna live? Suck it up and go through TSA with the rest of them

limber knotBOT
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the issue with private planes is more often than not either bad pilots or bad maintenance

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helis just suck from a design perspective

upper flicker
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Well in this instance it looks like it was a pilot flying into a hill on a foggy night or something

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So it’s not really the helicopters fault

limber knotBOT
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what famous dude

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was it ^-^

upper flicker
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Kobe Bryant, basketball player

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discord dropping my messages reee

limber knotBOT
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thanks for putting my fame on par with kobe's

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.g kobe bryant

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(kashike) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_Bryant -- Kobe Bryant - Wikipedia: "Kobe Bean Bryant (born August 23, 1978) is an American former professional basketball player. He played his entire 20-year career with the Los..."

Kobe Bean Bryant (August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020) was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant played his entire 20-year career in the National Basketball Association (NBA) with the Los Angeles Lakers. He entered the NBA directly from high sc...

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^-^: you misunderstood, hit enter too soon

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read both lines as one

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no, you're wrong

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gotta watch out for those freudian slips kashike

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have you guys seen the insanity with the mac pro

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that costs the same as a car

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mac users are dumb

limber knotBOT
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I think apple looks at my setup and went "I bet we can make something that costs more but looks way worse"

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who wants to pay $21,599 for a desktop?

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any takers?

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idiots peepoJuice

limber knotBOT
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really reminds me of bose as a brand

upper flicker
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Businesses all day long

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That’s targeted at the engineers and media people buying an 80k pc from HP

limber knotBOT
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this kind of shit won't fly forever

upper flicker
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wat

limber knotBOT
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I stopped caring about what apple is doing since before the ipad launch but I heard that their previous pro-grade desktop launch had pretty poor sales

upper flicker
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It sold pretty well to who they were trying to sell to

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Which is a niche market

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I still see those things around

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People really like to hate them because “lol Apple”, don’t see anyone bashing dell or hp serving the exact same market

limber knotBOT
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eh literally the only thing I know about it is what I just heard from the LTT video that came out 6 hours ago

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I bash on dell and hp in private

upper flicker
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I worked for the marketing department under video production and engineering

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That’s the target market for these crazy expensive machines

limber knotBOT
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I've actually not even purchased a new laptop since the surface pro 3 or 4

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4

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so 2015

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and my desktop is custom built so I don't give a shit about those brands

upper flicker
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Your desktop isn’t in the same league

limber knotBOT
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ya think

upper flicker
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Isn’t targeted at the same demographic

limber knotBOT
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if apple sold the setup I have it'd cost 50k

upper flicker
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And is quite obviously far outside your budget

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Jesus this is the vpn talk all over again

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there was a vpn talk?

limber knotBOT
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I actually have the budget to buy that thing and my business might end up doing it since I only control half of it

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was it in

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private

upper flicker
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tl;dr nordvpn is da wae

limber knotBOT
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did you just assume my economic status z750

upper flicker
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just your intelligence

limber knotBOT
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well thanks for assuming that I'm not the kind of person that would buy it then

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could cut paper in half with that edge

limber knotBOT
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yeah I try to not be too divisive in here stream

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no not you

upper flicker
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I’m famously bad with idiots

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber knotBOT
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never let facts get in the way of a good joke

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never let facts get in the way of anything kappa

placid thicket
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what's wrong with that

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you know back in my day we went over hills bigger than that to get to school

placid thicket
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140% CPU usage

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yeah and

placid thicket
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spooky

upper flicker
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uphill both ways in the snow

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cpu usage can be calculated in terms of 100% = all cores or 100% = one core

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and while carrying 15 books

timber pulsar
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anyone mind seeing if my server lets them join in?

limber knotBOT
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only 2 more months before half life alyx comes out

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oh shit

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I might actually be drinking way too much tea

unborn finch
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Can I get some peoples opinions or help on picking out the specs for a dedicated server?/What company people use?

limber knotBOT
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seemingly 128 ounces a day is enough to send someone to the hospital

queen rapids
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infra 2 from ovh

limber knotBOT
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yep I fucked up

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I've seemingly been poisoning myself for this past week

void void
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wut?

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there's a limit on tea intake

limber knotBOT
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yeah

void void
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what kind of tea

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or any?

limber knotBOT
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anything with oxalates

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that's what you OD on

void void
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hm

limber knotBOT
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actually I might be safe

void void
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so what's the safe upper limit

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per day

limber knotBOT
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128 ounces/day will send you to the hospital seeminglyt

void void
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I mainly drink green tea or red label black tea

limber knotBOT
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green tea has oxalates

void void
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how about black tea

limber knotBOT
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I wonder because I'm not really drinking tea since it's mint

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black tea has the most

void void
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how do you even find this

limber knotBOT
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literally 5x more

void void
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its not on my tea box or anything

limber knotBOT
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or more

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lol

void void
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lul

limber knotBOT
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I'd probably be dead if I was only drinking black tea at this stage

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or at least very ill

void void
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i mean i aint finna drink 128 oz of black tea but green tea yea i wouldnt have thought twice about it

limber knotBOT
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I've been drinking half or more daily for the past couple of weeks as I try to quit sodas

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pretty sure I hit that number at least once

void void
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well rip GL your kidneys

limber knotBOT
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imagine dying from trying to get healthier

void void
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poetic justice tbh

limber knotBOT
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well I was about to go brew my third liter but I guess I'm not

void void
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thats right

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get some WATER

limber knotBOT
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but where's the flavor?

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where's the crunch?

void void
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crunch you say

limber knotBOT
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where's the juice

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where's the pain, suffering and unethical practices to get it to my kitchen shelf?

void void
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well instead of buying from an ethical source you can always order a litter of random animals and dehydrate their succulent, H2O filled body sacs into drinking bottles.

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into*

limber knotBOT
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oh shit that's brilliant

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I need to find if there's any shelters for abused animals near me

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or if I could create and manage one

void void
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"You...you want to take all of our animals???"

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yes.

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"Ok. Sign this?"

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done.

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back 1 week later

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"Uh...? Sir?"

limber knotBOT
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"how much blood can you get out of this guinea pig? I'm not sure it's worth it"

void void
shell vine
proud spindle
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Hurm

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Villagers are still crashing my server lmfao

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It's really annoying but it's just so random that it's funny

void void
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Do you have VillagerOptimiser, if not get it. It's essential.

proud spindle
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They cause an error when traded with

queen rapids
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paste the error dude

proud spindle
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Did I not paste it already?

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....

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I bet luckperms has questions....

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I our it in there bcuz stupid

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i uploaded my log into #paper-help too much error to paste

void void
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Lmao

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I fucking love Worf

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"And what about Garak, captain?"

"I want him back, too."
"At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him. But I'll be sure to keep the body intact."
"I assume that's a joke."
"We will see." walks away

cosmic raft
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hmm

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sounds like you're in

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season.... 5?

merry talon
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you can always order a litter of random animals and dehydrate their succulent, H2O filled body sacs into drinking bottles

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come again?

cosmic raft
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am i right @void void

void void
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yes, kash

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no spoilers

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thx

limber knotBOT
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drop the holier than thou act sweepy, like you've never done that

merry talon
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well I at least have to pretend

shell vine
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"come again" gacchibass

merry talon
solemn crescent
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is it possible to make a restone repeater circuit to run x times and then stop?

void void
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heh, i mean

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redstone is turing complete, so definitely yes

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how complex that will be? dont ask me

solemn crescent
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Well trying to make a music with that and at first it will repeat the track x3 times then switch to a different track

void void
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Im not a redstone master by any means, but logic wise you can do just about anything with redstone

solemn crescent
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Thanks! I will check it out

shell vine
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ppl made computers in mc

sharp sentinel
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Dafuq is LavaSpigot

twin lagoon
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probably another 1.8 cannon fork

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of some sort

sharp sentinel
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Someone sent me a PM saying they were having issues with WorldEdit on LavaSpigot

twin lagoon
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that doesn't even work

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lol

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tried that a few weeks ago

shell vine
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multithreaded poggers

void void
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holy fuck¿

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my mind just got blown to smithereens kash

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well fucking played star trek

limber knotBOT
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hm?

void void
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idk if i can explain it in a way that would make sense (unless you've watched ds9?)

limber knotBOT
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nope

shell vine
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i wanna hear whatever it is

void void
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uh well basically evil shapeshifters run organization called the dominion. more or less, one of the main characters got replaced with one for a good 4-5 episodes and it was masterfully done, including performing surgery on a human (of which, they have no experience. they dont even have organs. they're gelatinous in their default state).

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like, i just found out the actual char got taken prisoner and the one who has been on the show and tlaking to everyone and doing whatever is a shapeshifter

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so, yea, mindblown

shell vine
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oh yea i remember that

void void
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im trying not to spoil which char

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just in case someone watches

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so dont

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:p

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oh well, i guess i already did

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whatever

cosmic raft
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@void void which episode

void void
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5.14

void void
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fan made completed TOS

blissful tide
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damn linus from LTT retiring?

vestal jasper
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ur late

void void
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he said he wasnt, just no longer looking for a reason not to

limber knotBOT
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been busy

void void
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yes i watched his whole mental breakdown

limber knotBOT
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shame, he's a cool dude even if not above reproach

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then again no one is

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aside from me, obviously

void void
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his reasons centered around family and not having enough time for his kid, and wanting to be able to say when he's older that he had a good relationship with his kids

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which i 110% agreed with, man can retire in my eyes

limber knotBOT
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imo people are free to retire whenever they have the means to do it, no questions asked

void void
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yup

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looots of people were shittalking him on stream chat tho

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was pretty disgusting

limber knotBOT
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shame

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reddits seems pretty supportive

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dude's really having a breakdown too

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huh

void void
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yea he was lol, idk about now. im not keeping up

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i just watched his livestream

limber knotBOT
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I still remember the old videos of when they had servers in the bathtub

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it's pretty wild how big he got

void void
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im p sure he's like full blown midlife crisis atm

limber knotBOT
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and how quickly

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getting kids changes a person

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for the worse imo but that's besides the point

shell vine
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man peacing out at 10 million would be choice though

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that's a big dick energy move

limber knotBOT
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anybody else updated to idea 2020.1 eap already?

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I dont seem to have any icons whatsoever with the new font, lol

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icons are so 2019

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we don't need those in 2020

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ah restart fixed it

void void
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guess its finally time for me to stop using java 8

limber knotBOT
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idea 2020 forces you to run with java 11

void void
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i mean, writing java 8

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i may as well switch entirely to 11

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(finally)

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anyway am going to bed

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night

vestal jasper
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gnite

limber knotBOT
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^-^ you said you might be drinking too much tea, did you get mineral poisoning?

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I've been feeling really sluggish but I just attributed that to the lack of caffeine, seemingly it's one of the possible symptoms (I still think the lack of caffeine accounts for 99.99% of it though)

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MiniDigger: i generally don't use the eap versions

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they break too much

slow hull
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Is there any C++ server project that is compatible with the 1.15.2 protocol?

limber knotBOT
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was there one for 1.14 ?

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Only one I know of is still on 1.12.2

sharp sentinel
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Is there any reference for what the various bitmask fields do for physics updates in MC?

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Specifically wondering about i & 16

cosmic raft
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@sharp sentinel "16"? neighbour reactions (fences connecting, observers pulsing, etc)

sharp sentinel
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Ah Oof

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Thanks

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Was trying to work out the best way to prevent a physics event firing

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And it’s inside a conditional about that flag

cosmic raft
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i see

sharp sentinel
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Realised that when people say WorldEdit is slow, it's because they have lots of plugins listening to physics events 😛

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So I wanna make physics events something that can be disabled, and is off by default. As I doubt many plugins need physics events from WorldEdit

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Just with WorldGuard, 75% of the edit was already physics events

cosmic raft
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mm

limber knotBOT
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kashike, its not that bad. I am always on EAP (automatically updating in the background via toolbox) and I rarely have issues.

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unless you use lombok 😂

sharp sentinel
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I wonder if it'd make sense to PR a boolean flag to Paper that allows plugins to disable physics events and turn them back on 🤔

limber knotBOT
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good thing i don't touch that shit with a 10 foot pole, MiniDigger

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.lombok

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[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on

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ppl try to get lombok into ma company

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tell them to go eat shit

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I sneaked onto the "Java Governance Board" so I actually have a say in stuff like that now

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next meeting is the voting on whether we want to allow it or not, then teams would be able to choose

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better not fucking pass

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when we first discussed it I instead brought the point up of just updating java quicker

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our jenkins is still stuck on 8

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so while I run my apps on java 11 using a custom docker image (needed to get extra security clearance for that), everybody else uses 8 and I cant compile with 11

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I think Ill make a short presentations with a summary of jeps from java 9 to 14

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for the next meeting

granite salmon
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Seems Java 11 is finally starting to gain traction in Spigot

whole prawn
topaz mortar
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MiniDigger Just Sneak Kotlin into new projects.

SamB440 how many percent?

cosmic raft
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@golden gust

topaz mortar
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The author's name sounds German.

heady spear
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ye bröthers I got an A in my algorithms and data structures course

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am big brain

topaz mortar
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Congratulations

quasi valley
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Congrats

heady spear
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I'm pretty sure my group failed theory of computation tho, because the TA didn't like our method of finding the time complexity of a random turing machine they had us design

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nevermind that the result is correct and the method was totally appropriate, but it wasn't their method, so it's obviously wrong!!

granite salmon
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It’s at 7% on bstats, but I think that’s increased a lot

topaz mortar
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Time to download adoptJDK 11 and export path. (Have no rights to use apt on that machine.)

granite salmon
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Yeah I use 11/13 on all my servers now, hopefully for my plugins soon as well

quasi valley
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We use 13 as well

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and waiting for that precious 14

limber knotBOT
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yeah no @ysl, we already have one project with kotlin and its horrible

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I installed java 15 for funsies the other day

topaz mortar
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yeah no @ysl, we already have one project with kotlin and its horrible
@MiniDigger#0000 what's so horrible?

limber knotBOT
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Introducing a language nobody but one or two ppl know into a company where most devs are happy they are somewhat component at java while aiming to fix issues that are not relevant?

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Can't so anything wrong with that 😂

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See*

green turret
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We're really happy with Kotlin, but we're also a very small team, and we're good about discussing adaptation of language features before we dive into it. Kotlin has so many very conditionally decent language features compared to Java, so it runs the risk of Scala if people just blindly run intelli-driven development.

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That said, I've yet to meet a Java developer who struggled learning Kotlin. I don't think learning the language is a real problem.

cerulean elbow
limber knotBOT
turbid ocean
#

Anyone know if multiverse works stabily or if there are other 1.15.2 alternatives to multiple worlds?

golden gust
#

"The hole is not big enough for the gland... and there ain't no spit and prayer gonna make it big enough" ~ AvE

tardy lava
rustic dagger
limber knotBOT
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You have no idea what kind of "developers" are running around here, mule ^^

golden gust
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running

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I'm sure one of the guys at your place with a cane would refute you there

limber knotBOT
#

Pff

dull thorn
#

I have a general question as a server owner. After the Elytra was introduced it has been hard to enforce "Fly HackinG" What do you recommend ?

lusty wren
snow ocean
left swift
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An anticheat

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Or ban elytra

echo plank
median sparrow
golden gust
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I don't think that llamas where ever that bad

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slow CPU though

median sparrow
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could this be a bug or something?

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It's pretty strange.

golden gust
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hard to say from just timings

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would need an actual sampler or something if that's a consistant issue to see what's going on

static badge
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be nice if timings could do some sampling peepoJuice

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onto the v3 list that goes

golden gust
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spark does that already, but like, some level of meh

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not fond of spark, tbh

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But, some level of it being better than nothing for those who are using shared hosts, etc

static badge
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noob friendly Pog

golden gust
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god, just watched some surviving mars gameplay, might have to get on that :L

twin lagoon
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timings v3 is a planned thing?

golden gust
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no

limber knotBOT
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(not yet)

static badge
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god if I'm ever done fixing this dumb game I'll get to work on anything I've put on the v3 list

vernal venture
flat idol
peak dirge
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thinking you can fix the block game
you’ll die before before the block game is truly fixed
FTFY

static badge
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True stories

left swift
limber knotBOT
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If you want to truly fix it start with cuberite :P

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Then probably rip out half of their code too because I think they were following the same architecture Minecraft itself uses

fresh granite
static badge
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Rewrite truly is the only way

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But that lack of manpower monkaS

timber idol
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Dose anyone else have problems with TPS drops on 1.15.2

static badge
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Generally yeah

timber idol
crystal compass
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24 hours later my ovh server is still "Delivery in progress"

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feels bad

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@timber idol You have way too many Cows & some too many villagers

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Install these plugins: ```

  • Villager Limiter
  • Farm limiter
  • EntityTrackFixer
  • Pillager limiter```
woven otter
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mikro any relation to astral sorcery? 👀

void void
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👀 astral fucking what

olive garden
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it's a mod

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Duck loves it

crystal compass
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also judging by how bad your chunk loading performance is, you havent pre-generated your world @timber idol

void void
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^ im p sure thats exactly what it is right there. new chunks being genned by a player, because otherwise the tps is great

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so lul, should've pregenned like everyone says to

timber idol
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Relax i was just asking

void void
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@crystal compass call OVH and ask for them to activate your order

gentle lodge
void void
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80% chance they'll do it on the phone

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100% chance it'll be done today

crystal compass
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wtf really

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aight

void void
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i mean otherwise its just sitting in their queue

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they will get to it, eventually

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but calls are priority

crystal compass
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Lmao

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alright time to find out

void void
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ask nicely tho

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cause frenchies will fuk u up

crystal compass
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LOL

left swift
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They will fart in your general direction

void void
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a fate worse than death with all that espresso and crepes

crystal compass
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otp right now

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lol

void void
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[6:47 PM] 🦆: mikro any relation to astral sorcery? 👀

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ping me next time ducky boi

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i wish tbh

woven otter
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okay

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what are you up to then

crystal compass
void void
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skyblock

crystal compass
woven otter
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oof

crystal compass
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They told me that there is no delivery on weekends, and they are running out of stock for my specific server so if I dont receive it after 2-3 more days then to call again

latent valve
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Rip

left swift
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It's Monday tho:O

peak dirge
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probably processing people who ordered Thursday or Friday

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they'll get to your server... eventually

golden gust
#

Sooomeday... over the rainbow....

limber knotBOT
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@crystal compass what provider?

crystal compass
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Ovh

pulsar wigeon
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126/mo 👀

crystal compass
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What, am i bein ripped off

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Lol

left swift
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Oh dang they got ryzens now

crystal compass
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bro

latent valve
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lolll

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it said 120s this morning for me.

crystal compass
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i got cucked big time lmao

heady spear
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“An indexed set is linearly dependent if and only if it’s not linearly independent”

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<=> A is only B if it’s not not B

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Very smart statement right there thx book

cosmic raft
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hi honey

heady spear
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Big pp and big brain

tired mirage
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I got better deals at reliablesite, @crystal compass. I’m also on a ryzen.

crystal compass
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at reliable site you have to pay 99$ extra for 1gbps bandwidth

twin plinth
proud lance
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Reliablesite also nulls you when you get ddosed

plucky marsh
tired mirage
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Ah

golden gust
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Unless you're paying for protection, pretty much all DCs I've dealth with do

pulsar wigeon
#

wut

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i feel like that's bugged

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i know it's close, but i recall being able to see the edges at least

limber knotBOT
#

Do you have a texture pack that removes the edges from glass?

void void
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what the fuck?

left swift
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Spooky

fallen jungle
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Non-centered title tho

void void
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yeah it's mojang's issue

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just took light gray pane from creative inventory

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but if you close the inventory, you can see it on hotbar

pulsar wigeon
#

thonk is that new

sinful sierra
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gray panes barely showing up in inventory have always been a thing here. No texture pack.

heady spear
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hi @cosmic raft

cosmic raft
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hihi

crystal compass
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Mikro thats fucking cancer lol

heady spear
#

wtf is this

wise pebble
#

aikar is mini

limber knotBOT
#

reposted a premium resource MFW

pulsar wigeon
#

HACKER0001

limber knotBOT
#

Wiz is that you

pulsar wigeon
#

it's premium

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i mean open source sure, but it's premium

heady spear
#

compiling stuff from github is hacking?

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til im a hacker

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ban viper for hax

limber knotBOT
#

Give me all the pixels?

heady spear
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lol

#

"If they send you a jar you should check the plugin.yml to see if it's a simple opme plugin and catch them straight away."
ah yes

pulsar wigeon
#

lmao

heady spear
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I always add a description like "This is a simple opme plugin" to my opme plugins

fallen oracle
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Good idea.

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I bet if you say "This is not an opme plugin" it'll fool them.

wide chasm
#

This is why I make my own plugins using Skript.

fallen oracle
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1000 IQ ^

limber knotBOT
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big brain developer

heady spear
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"This is definitely not an opme plugin. Don't worry"

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100% not an opme plugin because people on the internet don't lie, that'd be silly

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mine tells jokes

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now tell me it isn't funny

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jerk

pulsar wigeon
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you're not funny

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thus your jokes aren't funny

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thus your plugin isn't funny.
QED

heady spear
#

You make the assumption that I'm not funny, but people at laugh when they seem me all the time

pulsar wigeon
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unlike my infallible logic, people laughing at you doesn't make you funny

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it makes you a laughingstock

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please l2logic

heady spear
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what if my opme plugin prints out a picture of me

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then people would laugh

short torrent
heady spear
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I win at logic bcuz am mathematician

void void
crystal compass
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lmao

pulsar wigeon
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lmao citizens hacked is gone

crystal compass
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that resource alr removed

pulsar wigeon
#

yea

crystal compass
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heckerman

pulsar wigeon
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apparently since it's just a free dev build it's only a warning tho

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even tho obvious troll account

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i'd just instaban that shit

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spigot resource staff are lax af

crystal compass
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jesus christ lol

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what was his name

crystal compass
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LOL

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fucking hell

limber knotBOT
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what are they barty

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a) ban the ip

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b) ensure you use waterfall

void void
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fail2ban ratelimit :^)

limber knotBOT
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c) disable pings

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drop all traffic to the port

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runs

pulsar wigeon
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it's on udp isn't it?

limber knotBOT
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dropkicks phoenix616

pulsar wigeon
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just firewall udp, only let tcp through

limber knotBOT
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yeah

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if it doesn't do anything else then that might be enough

#

waterfall has some faster exception handling than bungeecord so they might be trying to trigger that issue

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custom log4j2 config

cosmic raft
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just ignore them? :P

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get a 100TB HDD then

golden gust
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mount /dev/superbighdd /home/meinkraft/logs

pulsar wigeon
#

why would they bother

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storage arrays are cheap

golden gust
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I mean

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It's seagate

proud lance
#

bigger storage in the storage arrays I guess

limber knotBOT
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gotta have 50TB HDDs when EA games start being 1TB big ;_;

golden gust
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

☑ It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a REKT man in possession of a REKT fortune, must be in want of a REKT

proud lance
#

easier to run a 2 bay NAS with 2 x 50TB drives in RAID1 than a bunch of servers with 2-8TB drives

cosmic raft
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its ok

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you can be like me

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and have archives in your archives

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/media/pp0/archive/archive/legacy/OldArchive/Archive/pre-J24Data/archive/old_files/old/this_drive

golden gust
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You fuck the redundancy of dat doe

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lol

pulsar wigeon
#

to the contrary very few people actually care about having 50tb of one thing

golden gust
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I mean, I've been there

pulsar wigeon
#

they'd much rather have 5 copies of 10tb

golden gust
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"oh, yea, I'll just slap this old data drive copy on here and I'll sort it out later"

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months later

upper flicker
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yeah but now they can have 5 copies of 50tb

proud lance
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^^

golden gust
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"Oh, yea, I'll sort it out later....

pulsar wigeon
#

z i'll poke ur only good eye z750

upper flicker
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its the high end capacity variant

golden gust
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copies stuff out and reinstalls OS

upper flicker
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no random fucker is buying one for their two bay home nas

proud lance
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dont worry, I gave Z two good eyes

upper flicker
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that shit is going to be expensive as fuck

pulsar wigeon
#

what's the demographic then

upper flicker
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probably enterprise

pulsar wigeon
#

besides people who just want to say they bought it

golden gust
#

Erm...

pulsar wigeon
#

cuz google sure as fuck isn't buying that

golden gust
#

Well, you took my guess there lol

static badge
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100tb Pog

golden gust
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I don't really see their worth, tbh

upper flicker
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why buy 5x 10TB or 14TB or whatever

unreal quarry
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I have a drive like that, cat, it's gone through like 15 iterations of it.. I really should sort that shit out soon lol

proud lance
#

surveillance for starters take a ton of storage space

upper flicker
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when you can buy 5x 50TB

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although in enterprise it'll be more like 50x 50TB

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$$$$$$$

pulsar wigeon
proud lance
#

my eyes when I see 50TB storage

upper flicker
#

delet this

limber knotBOT
#

just use LizardFS tbh

static badge
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that's just creepy tbh

proud lance
#

cursedz750

pulsar wigeon
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tbh looks like when you walk into someone else's character model

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and see them from the inside of the face

upper flicker
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get out of my head

limber knotBOT
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please delet this

upper flicker
#

literally, the clipping

pulsar wigeon
#

cuz the camera is inside the mesh

static badge
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your head is empty

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could have a football game in there

limber knotBOT
#

Z750 is sexy as fuck but pleas delet

pulsar wigeon
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delete on irc

upper flicker
#

maybe he doesnt log stuff

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we could just boot him

static badge
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irc plebians kekw

proud lance
#

hang on, let me fix the eye position

limber knotBOT
#

she logs it all

pulsar wigeon
#

scrollback to 0?

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hmm

limber knotBOT
#

s/she/it

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Correction, <Proximyst> it logs it all

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean you can log and still not have scrollback

limber knotBOT
#

ftfy

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you'r'e mum electroniccat

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Ya' kno

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She wud

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she said so last night xdxd

proud lance
#

z

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here you go

pulsar wigeon
#

wtf

proud lance
#

thats what photoshop thinks you look like

static badge
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didn't know photoshop thought he looked like a mutant

proud lance
#

well its mostly because I didn't have a nose

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so it just filled it with hair

heady spear
#

accurate

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it makes it tickle in the best possible way ;D

polar kraken
void void
#

what the fugg is that pic of z

#

cursed

limber knotBOT
#

4th son ftw

golden gust
#

I'd keep the data seperate from the material

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and maybe provide a way to shove that data into another file and load it from there for management

#

coz, dats horrible

cosmic raft
#

shorts and t-shirt today

limber knotBOT
#

6 degrees is alright enough to ride bike

cosmic raft
#

what is your problem¿

limber knotBOT
#

but I'd shoot anyone in sight just wearing a shirt and shorts 😂

cosmic raft
#

lol

wide chasm
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I've ridden (ridden? idk) a bike when it was freezing, need to get to school somehow.

cosmic raft
#

you have to realise I've lived here all my life and am used to the weather

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-20C to 30+C

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lol

fallen oracle
#

I just longboard

cosmic raft
#

long board?

unreal quarry
#

It's 64 here, Kash, and we're all in hoodies cause it's cold af

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.was 64 f to c

pulsar wigeon
#

64 ~ 19?

fallen oracle
#

It's like a skateboard but longer, typically meant for distance riding.

cosmic raft
#

.wa 64 f to c

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: 17.78 °C (degrees Celsius) - https://is.gd/E00ta2

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cosmic raft
#

lol

pulsar wigeon
#

17.8 close enough

cosmic raft
#

that's warm

fallen oracle
#

Skateboard is usually 28-32 inches long. Long boards can range from 38-50 inches.

wide chasm
#

Would you use a longboard for something that typically takes 15-20 minutes by bike? Idk how fast you go on those things.

fallen oracle
#

It really depends on the terrian

wide chasm
#

Flat, asphalt.

pulsar wigeon
#

southern us just gets hot enough in the summer that they think 60 in the winter is cold

fallen oracle
#

And also the fact that I didn't bring my bike with me when I moved.

It's really personal preference in my opinion.

#

It's more of a if you prefer standing or sitting situation.

wide chasm
#

Like, bike is here pretty much the only way to go to school (at least anything before college/uni).

fallen oracle
#

Yeah I used my bike last year. My long board is easier cause I just carry that into class with me. I don't have to worry about locking up my bike on a rack somewhere.

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Also easy to move in and out of crowds with a longboard.

cosmic raft
#

:P

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:D

#

better picture

limber knotBOT
#

How old are you 12

cosmic raft
#

23

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:)

golden gust
#

(x) Doubt

limber knotBOT
#

KITTY CAT

golden gust
#

Tbh, rather the scooter people than the fucking cyclists

#

I wanna carry a baseball bat or something around for those fuckers

unreal quarry
#

Kash, you need a motorcycle ^_^

limber knotBOT
#

Wow so much hate

cosmic raft
#

no billy

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cat

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if have a bicycle

#

but

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the one I bought fell apart while I was riding it

#

needless to say I returned it

limber knotBOT
#

You just suck at riding bikes

golden gust
#

Almost got knocked the fuck over other day as yet another cyclist forgot that the damned traffic regs apply to them too

unreal quarry
fallen oracle
#

Kash you're 23? Wtf

#

No that's BS

golden gust
#

Literally just came fucking riding though a red light at a pedestrian crossing the fuck

limber knotBOT
#

I just cycle to uni for half an hour instead of using the train for half an hour cause... fuck public transport

cosmic raft
#

I am 23

fallen oracle
#

And you didn't know how to shave your face properly?

cosmic raft
#

:D

upper flicker
#

Billy that seems like something you’d do, but I’m not seeing a beard

cosmic raft
#

not everyone has great parents okay

unreal quarry
#

It's not me, z ^_^ but it is something I'd do lol

golden gust
#

oh god, I put together a bike for my flatmates gf

#

Darned handbar uses this weird friction lock thing, which ended up not being tight enough coz I was worried about snapping the bolt

cosmic raft
#

bahaha

unreal quarry
#

I used to keep mine in my livingroom, z. But fire marshal didn't like that and made me remove it lol

golden gust
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Tune Her Out - length 15s - 7 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 1,012 views - drexalOS on 2013.03.18

crystal compass
#

how much space do you guys think a 30k by 30k pre-generated world would take Lol\

unreal quarry
#

Depends on the players

crystal compass
#

if we're talking 0 players

#

before people play on it*

unreal quarry
#

You can fit a lot of oversized chunks in there

#

50gb minimum, I'd wager

latent valve
#

pepega chunk ban

heady spear
#

He’s called Diablo and he’s such a sweetheart :3

#

I tried to get a photo of Grim but he turned into a bunny and jumped away

plain quarry
limber knotBOT
proud lance
#

can I just say, I dont know how to ride a motorcycle, but if I did want to learn, I want billy to teach me

crystal compass
#

LOL

dapper nacelle
heady spear
#

that's hot, I personally update the server motd and refresh the server list

static badge
#

is that what fawe does

heady spear
#

why does everyone think I'm involved with fawe

static badge
#

it's a good joke

limber knotBOT
#

Doesn't WorldEdit support splitting operations in to chunks to apply across multiple ticks now?

static badge
#

no

limber knotBOT
#

They had a branch for it like 4 years ago

static badge
#

afaik they can't split over ticks

limber knotBOT
#

man ovh is having a pretty decent sale rn

#

that rise-3 is calling me with a siren song

winged gazelle
pulsar wigeon
#

we've had a lot of branches for many years

#

doesnt mean they are any good

limber knotBOT
#

make a branch where I can check if a bukkit location has a flag without having me suffer an aneurysm

#

or punch through a monitor

#

just write a utility method? 🤔

#

oh I did

#

I still hate it though

#

I especially hated setting it up

#

since maven took a solid 3 days before it decided to start working

#

lol

#

and sometimes still goes back says "actually wtf is this entry brah?"

#

(^-^) WESTWORLD: DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING TO ME - length 30s - 1,216 likes, 117 dislikes (91.2%) - 107,535 views - Dio's Mio on 2016.12.10

pulsar wigeon
#

tbh magma we used to have bukkit compat layers in WE/WG 6

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but i guess the architect of 7 decided to remove them ¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber knotBOT
#

oh that's good

#

next you should remove minecraft compatibility

#

it's the next logical step

limber knotBOT
#

Poor Lombok

#

Even Kenny doesnt want it

#

kicks Vertanzil

#

I WILL END YOU

#

TRY ME

#

sticks tnt and a redstone torch inside KennyTV's Pents.

#

Run

#

oO

#

spicy

#

changes KennyTV ringtone to Mmmbop by hanson.

#

sets phone on fire and throws it at Vertanzil

#

Whats really sad is most people wont know who that is

#

Woo free phone.

woven otter
#

disgusting

limber knotBOT
#

hey vert if I throw a molotov cocktail at you will you say woo free vodka?

#

he'll catch the bottle and drink

#

hah, alcoholism is hilarious

#

Could be worst I could be magma

#

you're literally the worst if you can't differentiate worse and worst you dum fuk

#

<< implies like i give a fuck

#

yeah, you could use the superlative form of "worst" instead of the correct relative form of "worse"

#

you're a wurst yourself

#

and have a tiny wurst

#

Kennys a hack client

#

MODS BAN

#

what's the difference between a bratwurst and Vertanzil

#

kenny's a much smaller silly sausage

woven otter
#

your a worse

limber knotBOT
#

ur a worse goose

woven otter
#

ur an worse

limber knotBOT
#

see, my jokes have layers, like a kenny, yet duck's jokes have negative layers, like his personality

#

such deep, much magma

#

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

#

don't forget to buy my self-improvement book kenny

#

it features 26 different ways in which people other than me can go fuck themselves

#

it's very helpful

#

ingenious

#

I love it

#

So its the karma sutra of self help books

#

I haven't started writing it and it's already a NYT best seller

#

I might get the nobel peace prize for literature before I even start writing the first sentence

#

I think you'll slip and die over your own slime first

#

slip? it's super sticky

#

and Vertanzil will be there to catch the moment

#

oh god he's multiplying

#

throws vertanzil_2 into magma's slime, never to be seen again

#

no, stop, that'll only make them multiply faster

woven otter
#

you're few layers of stupid magma

limber knotBOT
#

man did it really take you that long to come up with a reply duck

#

and it's a really hard hit as well

#

did you submit that zinger to a committee to make sure it would land?

woven otter
#

not really

limber knotBOT
#

did you hire a ghost writer on fiverr?

woven otter
#

it doesn't take much to insult you

limber knotBOT
#

it seems to be taking a lot out of you

woven otter
#

yes it seems

limber knotBOT
#

it's a shame because you really didn't have much to offer to the world in the first place

#

see, that's how you write a zinger

#

now you try

woven otter
#

your beard is ugly

#

see

#

that's a zinger

limber knotBOT
#

do you understand the concept of buildup and payoff, of leading the person you're speaking to to say something you'll then turn against them?

#

shitposting 101

#

you'll never go pro at this pace

woven otter
#

I never cared about your rules in the first place

limber knotBOT
#

thou shalt not infringe upon the ten commandments of shitposting

woven otter
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thou shalt not care about rules made up by guy with a lame beard

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I'll have you know I just returned from the barbershop

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I'm looking fresh af

woven otter
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yes because you caved in

cosmic gorge
woven otter
limber knotBOT
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never before has so much jealousy been transmitted through an emoji

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dum af

limber knotBOT
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one of my beardlet fans turn that into a gif

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it's super fresh

unreal quarry
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Magma confirmed vampire. He's white af

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is that racism I detect

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MODS]

limber knotBOT
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now you notice that?

unreal quarry
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You should really get some sun lol

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he can't, there are women out there kekw

unreal quarry
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I haven't seen anyone that pale since women back in the 1500s

limber knotBOT
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stop discriminating against my skin color

unreal quarry
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Lol

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how to disgrace your bloodline in two seocnds

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demonstrated by magmaguy

limber knotBOT
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actually the give is 1.19s long

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gif*

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looks like you beat the previous record of two seconds

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my ancestors would weep at the sheer magnificence of what they have wrought to this world

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alas perfection is fleeting as some things are too good for this world

void void
woven otter
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your ancestors would weep if they knew that they were your ancestors

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yes, that's what I said

woven otter
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yes and that is sad

limber knotBOT
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well it's not very manly but there's nothing inherently wrong with crying