#general

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pearl ibex
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Billy, what?

void void
upper flicker
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most people write code against bukkit not nms

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that license is fine

pulsar wigeon
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i mean

upper flicker
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careful what you wish for

pulsar wigeon
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it's also GPL

void void
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oh we doin license talk again

pulsar wigeon
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which many people don't respect

pearl ibex
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Ignore licenses and call it your own project. pepega

olive garden
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is it GPL or LGPL?

pulsar wigeon
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bukkit is GPL

wide chasm
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It's free real estate /s

potent warren
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go ask the source of premium plugins once you purchased them

pulsar wigeon
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which generally means anything that links to it (i.e. compiles on its api) must retain GPL (or a gpl compatible license) until a court decides otherwise

unreal quarry
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Bukkit is gpl, craftbukkit is lgpl

pulsar wigeon
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(see Oracle v Google)

unreal quarry
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Thus, all plugins are inherintly gpl

olive garden
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lmao

pulsar wigeon
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but atm lots of people just ignore that. if you ask for source to some premium plugin (that's not already oss) you'll probably be told to get fucked.

upper flicker
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tbh you'll be told to get fucked if you ask for much of anything from most premium plugins

pulsar wigeon
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also if you point out to spigot that some plugin violates your copyright, md_5 will tell you to get fucked

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^not joking

potent warren
upper flicker
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the community has not really lived up to the ideal that was envisioned with 'premium' plugins

potent warren
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But doesn't Paper also violate my copyright?

upper flicker
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your copyright?

potent warren
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your copyright

olive garden
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you have no rights Nick, not here, not anywhere

potent warren
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😭

olive garden
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not while I'm mad at you for being rarted

pulsar wigeon
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he has literally said essentially "your fault for using gpl" when someone released a premium plugin that was just a fork of a gpl plugin and didn't properly comply with the license

olive garden
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nice

wide chasm
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"Premium" is just a fancy word for "paid". The only difference with non-"paid" is that you now have to spend money.

limber knotBOT
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hey

upper flicker
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the spigot resources section in general is just awful

limber knotBOT
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want me to post some premium shitposts?

wide chasm
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starts advertising DBO

limber knotBOT
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Its a shitfest

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only $2 per shitpost

upper flicker
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the drama and whining, and everything else is just a catastrophe

limber knotBOT
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and $5 for me not to shitpost

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^-^ are you streaming today I havent seen that beautiful mug all day

shell vine
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Paper premium when

upper flicker
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never

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never ever going to happen

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Ive been on the other side of that

limber knotBOT
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Thank god

upper flicker
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so when I tell you its never going to happen

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I fucking mean it

limber knotBOT
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Im glad paper has learned from where spigot got it wrong

potent warren
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Open-source || Free > Premium

upper flicker
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let MCM and whatever else carve out that niche and deal with all the shit that comes from it

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Paper doesnt need to be anywhere near it

wide chasm
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But when will Paper itself be premium? /s

potent warren
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Just learn to do your own plugins. ez

shell vine
wide chasm
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learns Skript

potent warren
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Make a javaagent that, when attached to Spigot, it injects Paper into Spigot /s

upper flicker
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imagine walking people through injecting a java agent

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when most of them cant even figure out swapping jars

potent warren
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WHAT?

pearl ibex
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Fuck licenses, btw. It confuses me every time. pepega

wide chasm
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Remember when it took my 3 days to teach someone where his logs folder was? Yeah, good luck with that java agent.

shell vine
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Don't have to worry bout license if u just ignore them

potent warren
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Just pull a stefvanschie and do everything with MIT or WTFPL

pulsar wigeon
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MIT actually has conditions m8

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you can't just ignore mit either

potent warren
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w0t

shell vine
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No one's gonna die over a plugin

pearl ibex
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Conditions:

License and copyright notice.

shell vine
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Sue

pulsar wigeon
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no one's gonna die over copyright in general

potent warren
wide chasm
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Unlicense or MIT for me. Only switched to MIT because I think it's a bit of a 'better' license, but the general idea remains: do with it whatever you want.

shell vine
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Autocorrect

pulsar wigeon
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MIT still says "you have to attribute this to the original still"

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you can't just take the code and delete the license

pearl ibex
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Oh, yeah? >:P

pulsar wigeon
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legally, obviously

pearl ibex
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Hahaha.

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Ofc.

pulsar wigeon
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also phanatic, generally you don't have to sue over copyright

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that's why dmca exists

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the issue is that spigot etc host in places that are dmca havens

limber knotBOT
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I mean whats to stop someone taking the code and just repackaging it

pulsar wigeon
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just so they can ignore it

pearl ibex
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What?

shell vine
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Yea but if they counter notice then u do

pearl ibex
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Gonna search for that.

alpine flare
pulsar wigeon
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i don't think they bother countering most of the time?

upper flicker
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oh they counter

fallen oracle
pulsar wigeon
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orly?

upper flicker
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even in plugin land, there's counters that fly around

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usually less than the original claim

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but they happen

shell vine
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And there's also issue of doxing if u put address on ur notice

upper flicker
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you have to put your address on the notice

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no address is an invalid notice

fallen oracle
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PO box?

upper flicker
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thats probably fine

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you just have to be able to receive mail there

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they want that so that if you file, and they counter, everyone has everyone's address so when the actual legal action starts you can alert them, request stuff, blah blah filing

pulsar wigeon
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wish md_5 would at least not cultivate the problem tbh

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seems like he actively wants to support people stealing work

upper flicker
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md doesnt care

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you want something gone, send a dmca

pulsar wigeon
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yes he does

upper flicker
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you want something back, send a counter

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thats all he responds to

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because thats all he needs to

pearl ibex
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Lets send a DMCA to Spigot. pepega

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, i've heard that he actually helps people send counters

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Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

upper flicker
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havent seen that personally

pearl ibex
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Imagine Paper being the real API. pepega

upper flicker
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cant say Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

pulsar wigeon
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even when they very obviously are in the wrong

pearl ibex
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High performance Spigot fork that aims to fix gameplay and mechanics inconsistencies

golden gust
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not just hosting your servers in a place where DMCAs mean nothing

pearl ibex
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High performance Minecraft server implementation that aims to fix gameplay and mechanics inconsistencies pepega

potent warren
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Imagine Paper being the real API.
Paper has added good stuff to Spigot ngl

pearl ibex
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Lets make an online request for it. pepega

upper flicker
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online request for what

potent warren
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I just like Paper because it's literally just a download away to have it work :v

pearl ibex
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For Paper to be the main API. :>

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./concrete patch

upper flicker
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paper can be the main api all you want if you just only use it

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idk who you'd send such a request to anyway

wide chasm
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md_5 of course, I'm sure he'll be open to implementing it /s

pearl ibex
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Lmao.

potent warren
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well, I tend to use paper's Spigot API instead of Spigot's own API

pearl ibex
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To Bill Gates. pepega

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Just trolling, sorry. :P

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But Paper deserves more fame than it actually has.

pulsar wigeon
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.pstats

limber knotBOT
pulsar wigeon
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wait no i wanted global

cosmic raft
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what are the stats like

pulsar wigeon
cosmic raft
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neat

pulsar wigeon
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more fame than it actually has
i mean 30% aint bad...

fallen jungle
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Wasn't the number a tad bigger some time ago? thonk

pulsar wigeon
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depends on what you're looking at tbh

upper flicker
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100% of paper servers are running paper

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what more could you want

pulsar wigeon
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this is from WE, which only has 1.13+ stats

fallen jungle
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I want that all of those 100% also run the latest Paper

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kthx

wide chasm
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Ha

pulsar wigeon
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i wish bstats broke down stats by MC version tbh

upper flicker
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yeah and I want endless tacos a couple million to fall from the sky

fallen jungle
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Oh me too

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Alegria by Cirque du Soleil | Music with Lyrics - length 4m 22s - 28,412 likes, 1,566 dislikes (94.8%) - 5,124,427 views - Cirque du Soleil on 2013.12.30

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Vertanzil: what country has the most servers

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usa by 150 servers over france

pearl ibex
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I think USA.

upper flicker
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it shifts a bit too

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france used to have the lead

pulsar wigeon
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pretty sure stats are updated like every 30 mins or so?

upper flicker
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not sure, but at 150 away it could change relatively often I suppose

pulsar wigeon
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so you can see different regions at different times of day

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just like player count

limber knotBOT
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usa, france and germany have almost the same amount ~20k

upper flicker
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I remember back when france was pretty much the far and away lead

shell vine
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prob cuz ovh

upper flicker
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yes

pearl ibex
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It says USA has ~8.2k.

potent warren
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Check Latvia pls

upper flicker
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european MC, at least for paper, pretty much super used ovh

limber knotBOT
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oh, that was global landis

pearl ibex
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Where the hell is that?

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Can't find it on the map. :P

potent warren
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Where the hell is what?

upper flicker
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eastern europe

pearl ibex
cosmic raft
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right next to walmart

potent warren
upper flicker
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the sketchy walmart not the nice one

pearl ibex
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Oh.

pulsar wigeon
potent warren
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@woven otter thonk

cosmic raft
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how many servers in canada

pearl ibex
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20 servers. thonk

pulsar wigeon
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love how french guyana is included in france

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~12k canada

cosmic raft
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neat

upper flicker
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probably vast majority are BHS

cosmic raft
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yeah, like 95% of that is probably OVH in Canada lol

upper flicker
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1.15.1 overtook 1.14.4 after we made the EoL announcement I see

pearl ibex
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Oh, you were saying global Bukkit/Spigot stats, lmao.

wide chasm
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Could you announce EoL for Java 8 as well please? /s

cosmic raft
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urgh

potent warren
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I just want Optifine for 1.15 ;-;

pearl ibex
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0 servers in Venezuela. :/

quasi valley
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Stef, remove the β€œ/s”

upper flicker
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1.13.2 hasnt really budged but tbh I dont think anyone really expected it to

quasi valley
upper flicker
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that's fine

cosmic raft
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you need power to host a server

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runs

pearl ibex
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Kash, i have power.

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:>

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Otherwise, how would I be in here? :P

upper flicker
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10% on Java 11

limber knotBOT
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s/power/powder

cosmic raft
upper flicker
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I'll take those numbers

cosmic raft
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was the joke

limber knotBOT
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Correction, <DiscordBot> <10L​an​di​s1​17​> Kash, i have powder.

cosmic raft
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:P

pearl ibex
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Phew.

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March blackouts were rude.

cosmic raft
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urgh

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this song is stuck in my head

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Khalid - Talk (Alle Farben Remix (Audio)) - length 2m 50s - 4,298 likes, 117 dislikes (97.3%) - 145,989 views - KhalidVEVO on 2019.04.12

unreal quarry
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want a different song stuck in your head?

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this one's been stuck in mine for the past week

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) HANA - Chimera (Official Video) - length 6m - 9,539 likes, 203 dislikes (97.9%) - 590,293 views - HANA on 2016.10.05

potent warren
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Pop songs 🀒

pearl ibex
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Alexa, play Baby Shark. /s

quasi valley
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Alexa, kill Landis

potent warren
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Maybe try

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.kill Landis117

limber knotBOT
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rams a napalm launcher up Landis117's ass and lets off a few rounds.

cosmic raft
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here @unreal quarry

unreal quarry
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Alexa, initiate self destruct mode

potent warren
unreal quarry
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i dont like amaranth, kashike :3

shell vine
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i really hate that "talk" song

cosmic raft
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watch this trick

limber knotBOT
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:(

cosmic raft
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@magic river did you hear that? billy doesn't like you

unreal quarry
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oh thats the song name. theres a band called amaranth i dont like

limber knotBOT
cosmic raft
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perfect

quasi valley
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and a person

limber knotBOT
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(Amaranth) A Perfect Circle - TalkTalk - length 4m 16s - 57,060 likes, 2,800 dislikes (95.3%) - 8,560,821 views - APerfectCircleVEVO on 2018.02.05

pearl ibex
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Some Venezuelans beat the fuck off the biggest PvP clan in Runescape or something like that, lmao.

cosmic raft
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goodness

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rafis is insane

limber knotBOT
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(Amaranth) HULK HOGAN TELLS US THE DAYS OF THE WEEK FOR 10 MINUTES - length 9m 58s - 106 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 8,354 views - Z on 2010.10.01

pulsar wigeon
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πŸ‡Ώ

left swift
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That's 2 seconds off from 10 minutes

cosmic raft
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πŸ‡Ό

left swift
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We've been scammed boys

wide chasm
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I'm outta here

cosmic raft
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where to stef

wide chasm
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To a place where I'm not going to get scammed

cosmic raft
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kek

left swift
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I wanna goto a palace

wide chasm
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Maybe I'll try the Premium section on Spigot
runs

left swift
cosmic raft
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tell me how you like the kitpvp and lobby plugins

shell vine
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only thing i dont like is how if they dont get updated they get completely deleted

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half of my purchases are deleted by now

cosmic raft
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lol

limber knotBOT
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don't purchase shitty plugins

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runs

wide chasm
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TIL md_5 has posted premium resources

shell vine
pulsar wigeon
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md_5 has posted a bunch of stuff he doesn't maintain at all

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like panda redstone

shell vine
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i saw that was updated tho

cosmic raft
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panda redstone is garbage anyways

pulsar wigeon
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o did it get updated

pearl ibex
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Like everything md does. pepega

wide chasm
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But you can buy 2FA for 12.50 USD from him, which is ehh interesting

pulsar wigeon
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wew

fallen oracle
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Is that the QR code one.

young turret
wide chasm
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I think so

pearl ibex
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Leaf just joined the server.

fallen oracle
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sends on Discord offering free nitro

wide chasm
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lol

cosmic raft
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ok

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time to get ready to leave for work

pearl ibex
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See you later, kash.

cosmic raft
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i'm not gone yet you daffodil

pearl ibex
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Enjoy your cold weather. :P

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:c

zealous knot
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can i have a link to the startup arguments shit pl0x

pearl ibex
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You just called me daffodil. >:c

ancient bolt
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Just dropped my cats off, I'm so sad 😭😭😭

cosmic raft
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dropped them off where

ancient bolt
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I won't see them until Feb 8

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At my parent's house

cosmic raft
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oh

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you had me scared

fallen oracle
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.flags

limber knotBOT
cosmic raft
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i thought you had to get rid of them

pearl ibex
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I thought you just dropped them.

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Like from a 10th floor or some shit like that.

static badge
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cats are the most droppable things on this planet

pearl ibex
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Mr. Shane and kash will ban you. :>

static badge
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they don't have the balls to do that

pearl ibex
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Watch this trick...

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@cosmic raft

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runs

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Lmao.

heady spear
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my airpods have been in my pocket for about a month and now they suddenly won't work at all lol

static badge
heady spear
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they've charged for hours but as soon as you unplug the charger they're dead, neat.

pearl ibex
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F.

static badge
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kicks aren't bans

limber knotBOT
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Get some real headphones then

pearl ibex
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Lmao.

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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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β˜‘ Hachi: A Rekt Tale

cosmic raft
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i'd ban you but it would take effort to unban you

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effort that is not worth spending

pearl ibex
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Oof.

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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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β˜‘ ResurREKT

pulsar wigeon
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wait is the role bot fixed now then

cosmic raft
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not yet

pearl ibex
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Looks like kash is learning from Z, lmao.

pulsar wigeon
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o

cosmic raft
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tomorrow, rewriting some things the past couple days

limber knotBOT
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Buttscratcher!

sand vale
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what's a cratcher, and why is it doing it to butts?

limber knotBOT
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No

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kicks Vertanzil

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Go away you weirdo

pulsar wigeon
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some shittier yives mirror?

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but mah dmca

heady spear
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o songoda lmao

pulsar wigeon
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ye

limber knotBOT
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what the fok why would you even need to redistribute paper jars

pulsar wigeon
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retardation

limber knotBOT
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throws a cabbage at KennyTV

heady spear
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the site having a dark theme is sexy tho ngl

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and auto updating is convenient, I suppose

limber knotBOT
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paper has that too

pulsar wigeon
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bad

limber knotBOT
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so what the fuck

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I wish mojang added a cape slot for elytras

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I also wish they added craftable bannerlike capes but mostly a dedicated elytra slot would be tight

heady spear
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yes but they've got more than paper on there

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the little red box that pops up when you switch from servers to proxies is square but the buttons are round when active

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that's really annoying

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o wai

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o nvm these are third parties

pulsar wigeon
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nah making an alternative to spigot/mcmarket or something apparently

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just what we need, more stores

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all trash

heady spear
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I thought it was her own plugins

limber knotBOT
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no, she did buy all of those resources off of spigot

heady spear
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well she did go ahead and buy like half of the marketplace before lmao

wide chasm
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DBO is all you need for plugin hosting imo.

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, all the songoda stuff yea

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should have stuck to CF tbh

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man i kinda wish notch pulled a blizzard

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blizzard doesn't let people sell addons

limber knotBOT
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oh wow my effect on ultimatetimber is now classified as "fancy"

heady spear
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I kinda prefer spigot over dbo but dbo is fine too

limber knotBOT
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heyo

wide chasm
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Why do you prefer Spigot over DBO?

heady spear
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the interface is fucking buggy tho

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if you rename a plugin on dbo you can't rename it back to the original name, because the old name is "taken"

wide chasm
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lol

heady spear
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and the approval process is dumb, because they don't actually check through the code anymore

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it's just a delay

wide chasm
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Yes, although it's only ~1 day (at least for me).

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With all the additional features DBO has, I would use that over Spigot any day tbh.

vestal jasper
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Dbo?

wide chasm
vestal jasper
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Ah

cosmic raft
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hihi

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waiting for bus to work

pearl ibex
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o/

void void
potent warren
limber knotBOT
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yea

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If you go one I think its the minecats server it just goes Nope if you do pl

potent warren
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Can you rephrase that?

limber knotBOT
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we just show a filtered plugin list Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

heady spear
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@sand vale shady

potent warren
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A filtered list?

vestal jasper
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The list. Is filtered.

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Aka not the full list

potent warren
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I got that

limber knotBOT
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we remove the plugins player wil never interact with due to them just being util/libraries

heady spear
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I removed the plugin command from my paper fork :3

wide chasm
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Can someone explain to me why people hide the list to begin with? Like, what's the issue with me knowing which plugins you use?

vestal jasper
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Their shitty 5 minute popup server can be copied just by the plugin list

limber knotBOT
vestal jasper
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So they hide it in fear

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Also everyone else hides it so they think they must also

cosmic raft
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I don't see why people hide plugins lol

limber knotBOT
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Also a good idea if you want to stop people trying to exploit your server

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If there is a known plugin with an explot

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exploit

vestal jasper
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TLDR people hide plugins because they're retarded paranoid 12 year olds

cosmic raft
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the really annoying thing is people disable tab completion completely to hide them too

limber knotBOT
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^^ also that

unreal quarry
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i had one person join my server and said "this server sux. your plugins are showing" and then left lmao

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ppl be dum

wide chasm
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lol

heady spear
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we hide them because people don't use commands at all, and we don't use publicly available plugins (except for super rare) cases, so there's nothing to gain from it

limber knotBOT
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KennyTV You are FAT

wide chasm
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Usually when they disable the plugin command I can just guess 80% of them.

split kelp
cosmic raft
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yup stef

vestal jasper
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I've had people join and do pl and act like its a giant emergency / security flaw

unreal quarry
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tbh, my plugin list is a badge of honor. i see no reason to hide it

heady spear
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so we hide it for the same reason we hide the help menu

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no help menu = no confused people

potent warren
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Custom servers πŸ…±οΈ like:

 - <ServerName>Hub
 - <ServerName>Chat
heady spear
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no plugin list = no confused people

cosmic raft
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hi @split kelp :)

wide chasm
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I think we hit a new low when people are confused by a plugin list tbh

potent warren
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A lead dev of CraftBook joined πŸ‘€

wide chasm
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I guess my expectations are just too high, although I thought I set them to zero already.

heady spear
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as a player on our server you're generally never supposed to use any commands

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because commands are confusing =)))

unreal quarry
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i've seen the opposite effect. hide the plugins, hide the help, and no one knows wtf to do or what they can do

cosmic raft
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what

split kelp
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hey πŸ™‚

cosmic raft
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yeah billy

limber knotBOT
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my players love commands xD

heady spear
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I didn't design this shit, but it seems to work.

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There are a couple of settings that you can edit in a gui

vestal jasper
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I never use the creative menu

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I use /i

heady spear
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but other than that people have 0 reason to use any commands on the server

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so there are are none :p

potent warren
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The best commands are the ones that provide callbacks ❀️ /core:callback 69c12ab5-c2e5-4091-84fd-f434d8b6989b /s

heady spear
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wanna invite someone to a party? get your fat ass on the move and find them, and right click their asses

cosmic raft
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hehe I wrote a system like that Nick

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in Heroes

heady spear
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no /invite for you nerds

wide chasm
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I've written something like that as well I think.

potent warren
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Sponge's text API thingy uses that too afaik

cosmic raft
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yes

heady spear
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wtf r callbacks

potent warren
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Well, they perform an action by calling back to a function you pass to an API.

vestal jasper
#

@heady spear

potent warren
#

you got called back

latent valve
potent warren
#

I've seen this type of stuff being used in fancy chat component APIs where you can pass functions/lambdas to click events.

limber knotBOT
#

also required for book apis

potent warren
#

ooooh

#

Didn't know that

vestal jasper
#

@static badge

#

.kill leaf

limber knotBOT
#

stuffs a bunch of C4 up leaf's ass and waits for it to go off.

#

it supports basically the same click events as chat

latent valve
#

🀣🀣🀣🀣

wide chasm
#

I'd like open_file support for plugins, finally I'll make my plugin malware

heady spear
#

I know what callbacks are in general you cow, but not in the context of commands

static badge
#

tf

void void
#

I kinda like the neo4j query language MATCH (p:Person)-[:ACTED_IN]->(m:Movie) WHERE m.title = "Top Gun" RETURN p.name as Actor, m.title as Movie

#

relationships are first class citizens of the lang :p

#

i enjoy

potent warren
#

simple: please don't tell me you're smoking graph databases instead of weed....

heady spear
#

wtf

#

nick go get a brain

potent warren
#

where though?

sand vale
#

o_Γ΄

heady spear
#

aesix is a poopyhead ngl

limber knotBOT
#

throws Cityweebstret down a flight of stairs

torpid lark
shell vine
pulsar wigeon
latent valve
#

πŸ‘Š

void void
#

that's some facebook momma tier meme

austere ivy
#

Hi everyone!

#

I have a new and improved BrianClient!

potent warren
#

what are the features?

austere ivy
#

Uh, well,

#

Tacos, leafs, and leaf blocks, and then I'm also programming in a new Taco plant.

#

You can feed tacos to dogs.

limber knotBOT
#

is it 10% more clever than last time

austere ivy
#

Yes.

#

I also learned how to do keybinds c;

wide chasm
#

Brian, I don't know if someone told you yet, but, leaves were already in the game.

austere ivy
#

oh yeah you can also fly and stop your velocity but those are keybinds let's not think about those

potent warren
#

Does paper support the custom items and blocks, or nah?

austere ivy
#

uhhhhh

pulsar wigeon
#

support how?

austere ivy
#

Well it should.

potent warren
#

Like that xD

#

(it's a hacked client)

austere ivy
#

It is a mod ._.

#

Fabric :D

potent warren
#

I know

#

But just pass the keybinds off as part of the mod and nobody will think it can also be a hacked client

austere ivy
#

You can also feed tacos to dogs.

#

Well it's not really a hacked client..

#

I'm just changing the player's velocity that's all.

static badge
#

wtf is in the background

#

blocks of red puke?

austere ivy
#

Also I think I need a better name, BrianClient is a tad too hacky-like.

#

I'm still working on the texture LOL

pulsar wigeon
#

huh, is andrewkm back from vacation

#

i just got another wave of password reset requests

serene bolt
pulsar wigeon
#

he also tried signing me up for some gay hookup site or something?

void void
#

time to change your e-mail or at least use that + sign trick

pulsar wigeon
void void
#

eg wizjany+idkwhatever@gmail.com

limber knotBOT
#

oh shit

serene bolt
#

ah yes, email password resets and signing you up for porn sites, sounds like a shitty troll

void void
#

i wonder if he's doing that manually

static badge
#

is andrew really being that much of a baby

split kelp
#

he also tried signing me up for some gay hookup site or something?
That happened to me with a stolen credit card once. I shut the card down after some dude bought a coke and a hot dog with my card in Indianapolis, next thing I know gay dating sites in my email πŸ˜‚

spark lintel
serene bolt
#

yeah I've had that happen to myself as well

austere ivy
#

Anyone have any suggestions for blocks/items I can add to my mod?

pulsar wigeon
potent warren
#

lmfao

serene bolt
#

trying to reset your runescape account, that's where I'd draw the line!

limber knotBOT
#

Lol Rs

void void
#

Tell me this isn't hot lol. Wanna get people who follow each other / are friends?

MATCH (p1:Person)<-[:FOLLOWS]->(p2:Person) RETURN p1 as `Person 1`, p2 as `Person 2`
sand vale
austere ivy
#

texturing is a lot harder than I thought it was

void void
#

its not you just suck

austere ivy
#

alright simple

serene bolt
#

nothing 5 minutes in paint can't fix

austere ivy
#

then you make a leaf texture

#

16x16

#

must look something like baited

#

I'm excited

void void
#

Can you imagine the pure pain this would be with basic SQL

"Find people that follow people that follow <Name>"

MATCH (p:Person)-[:FOLLOWS]->(:Person)-[:FOLLOWS]->(:Person {name: '<Name>'}) return p

austere ivy
#

bruh

#

I was expecting a leaf texture

void void
#

there you go

static badge
#

nah u should make the leaf block like snow

#

stack leaves

placid thicket
#

what is the server arguments command again?

#

.args

void void
#

.flags

limber knotBOT
placid thicket
#

thanks, i suck

patent bone
#

is there a paper multiplayer server I can try out?

austere ivy
#

yeah sure

#

sexycraft is a great one /s

woven otter
austere ivy
#

but more seriously? most people here are server owners.

#

oH MY GOSH

#

QUACK!

#

duck can you join my server please

#

quack

woven otter
#

yes I was testing meta tags

austere ivy
#

very cool

#

duck can you join my srever please

#

do you have fabric?

#

duck this is important

woven otter
#

why

#

no

#

I'm using the weirdest version for a client

#

I'm using 1.9.4

heady spear
#

but duck it's important

#

hi girlies will u sub to my onlyfans thx

limber knotBOT
#

guess who just bought 6 pieces of medium-density foam on ebay :)

heady spear
#

y tho

limber knotBOT
#

nutrients

heady spear
#

hm fair

woven otter
#

only if you show vegane and bop

heady spear
#

ofc

limber knotBOT
#

actually thought i started designing a toolbox for my tools and got a bit carried away

heady spear
#

I could need a new box for my tools if u know what I mean

woven otter
heady spear
#

fr tho because they're all in a drawer and it's a fucking mess send help

#

no but we can publicly shame u for being dum

#

no jk I love u

#

I should study

limber knotBOT
#

yeah no my tools were all loose in my backpack but soon i'll have this built

heady spear
#

wait what is that for tho

woven otter
#

city 😭

heady spear
#

like why would u pay

woven otter
#

ofc not

#

I wouldn't

potent warren
#

Why even use getbukkit when you can just double-click a paperclip jar and start a server?

void void
#

too much effort

heady spear
#

nah but like do u get anything for being premium

void void
#

premium feel

heady spear
#

I'd expect a premium hand job

potent warren
#

City, why are you always expecting a handjob...

#

Stop thinking with your dick..

heady spear
#

why wouldn't I

#

big pp needs love 2

void void
#

implying that any part of city's body can think

heady spear
#

hey fuck u my butt is super smart

woven otter
#

well it's for stupid things nick

heady spear
#

it graduated college at age 15

woven otter
#

city thinks with the small head

void void
#

i bet that small head is hidden deep inside him

heady spear
#

divergence criterion can go suck my dingle dongle

#

fuck this

void void
#

getting too much heat

heady spear
#

I'm gonna sleep

left swift
#

Dingle dongle

woven otter
#

didn't know that "brain drain" was a term

heady spear
#

y would u, u have no reason to know anything about brains because u don't have one

woven otter
#

you seem to be projecting

heady spear
#

No, but the vector projection of u unto v is (uβ€’v/|v|^2)v

woven otter
#

you have a severe case of dums

heady spear
#

ok but ducks r rapists

#

it's my God given right to anthropomorphise ducks, and humans (well, some) think rape is bad, so ducks raping other ducks is bad.

woven otter
#

ur rapist

heady spear
#

no because I'm not a duck

merry talon
#

speaking of buying foam online

heady spear
#

ducks rape, so ducks are rapists. That means that all rapists are ducks.

merry talon
#

I've been eyeing a 100 pack of melamine foam

dapper nacelle
# 
public Future<@NotNull Boolean> checkUpdates() {
    CompletableFuture<Boolean> completableFuture = new CompletableFuture<>();
    Bukkit.getScheduler().runTaskAsynchronously(plugin, () -> {
        try (BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(new URL(url).openConnection().getInputStream()))) {
            completableFuture.complete(plugin.getDescription().getVersion().equals(in.readLine()));
        } catch (IOException e) {
            completableFuture.complete(false);
        }
    });
    return completableFuture;
}
```would this the adequate to check if my plugin needs updating?
heady spear
#

can't you like complete with exceptions

dapper nacelle
#

well, try-catch with resources

#

so it auto closes

#

so the try-catch is very much appreciated here

heady spear
#

yes?

dapper nacelle
#

oh I guess I can

woven otter
#

@heady spear u rape brains of others

limber knotBOT
#

what're you putting your foam in sweepy

dapper nacelle
# 
CompletableFuture<Boolean> completableFuture = new CompletableFuture<>();
WandsPlugin plugin = WandsPlugin.getInstance();
Bukkit.getScheduler().runTaskAsynchronously(plugin, () -> {
    try (BufferedReader in = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(new URL(url).openConnection().getInputStream()))) {
        completableFuture.complete(plugin.getDescription().getVersion().equals(in.readLine()));
    } catch (IOException e) {
        completableFuture.completeExceptionally(e);
    }
});
return completableFuture;
#

like this?

heady spear
#

I'd do that, yeah

limber knotBOT
#

there's nothing more popcorn worthy than someone asking me to add a feature to my pluigin, me saying no and them saying they'll hire someone to do it then

#

especially when I say no because it's a retarded idea and far too hard to implement

#

just tell them that you would implement it for $50/h

#

;D

#

some 10 y/o "professional" spigot developer just spent 3 hours failing to update my plugin because he doesn't know how to look up branches on github

#

this is what I would call a very strong start

#

πŸ€”

#

fyi the plugin is up to date just in case that isn't clear

olive garden
#

poland no longer I guess

limber knotBOT
#

$50/hr is cheap

#

I asked for $1k

#

did you know that programmers are only able to make three jokes

#

that one, "lOl semi colon," maybe "heehoo javascript" if you're lucky

#

there's 10 types of programmers

#

don't say it

#

those who know the full repertoire and those who dread to be reminded of it

#

!kick ^-^

#

that's the most unfair kick I've gotten in a while

#

the only funny programming joke is richard stallman and you can't change my mind

stone silo
#

anybody who complains about semicolons has no idea what the fuck they're doing

limber knotBOT
#

oh i guess that's the overarching one

#

crippling elitism

#

there is one amazing thing about people who annoy me to the point where they end up making their own branches

stone silo
#

it's true though

limber knotBOT
#

I have a discord role called voided-warranty that blocks them from using the support channel

#

hey why did richard stallman stop working on emacs?

stone silo
#

because he was busy eating his foot skin?

limber knotBOT
#

the project reached maturity so he stopped getting funding from jeffrey epstein

#

it's funny because they were friends isn't that hilarious

static forum
#

Can someone tell what the better choice would be for running a huge (100~ people) server?
Dual E5-2600 Series CPUs
or
Intel i7-7700K OC - 4.7 GHz / 5 GHz
(4 vCores)

limber knotBOT
#

so you're saying your second option is virtualised?

static forum
limber knotBOT
#

okay so without clicking on either of those I can tell you that if you want to have a good time running a server with over 100 players you shouldn't go with either of those

#

you'll want a dedicated server

#

from a reputable /server/ host, not a minecraft hosting company

#

if you're aiming for 100 players you shouldn't be using any hosting service that says "minecraft" anywhere on their from page

#

:^)

static forum
#

But what's the better option between the two?

limber knotBOT
#

all bets are off when you're looking at hosts like that

#

the way they provision their resources is going to be a) completely opaque and b) disadvantageous to you

#

what's the better option

#

"No"

#

the only winning move is not to play

static forum
#

what would be a good dedicated host?

limber knotBOT
#

there's a lot of threads about that on the spigot forums as well as on other sites

#

lots of people will recommend ovh if you're looking for the cheapest possible option

static forum
#

hmmk ty

proud lance
#

OVH

granite salmon
#

Why does everyone love ovh so much

proud lance
#

literally the best host

limber knotBOT
#

i mean it's right there in what i said, they're very cheap and generally pretty good for the price

proud lance
#

for the price you pay

#

only thing they suck at is support

fallen oracle
#

Yikes. Looks like a lot of plugins just broke on Spigot cause GitHub changed allowing pages to redirect to them and download jar files.

granite salmon
#

gg

limber knotBOT
#

.rekt

#

β˜‘ Close Encounters of the REKT kind

upper flicker
#

You can’t direct download a release anymore from github?

granite salmon
#

ez

upper flicker
#

wut

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
#

that sounds suspicious

#

"It only happens when the Cloudflare DDoS check happens. This leads me to think it might be Cloudflare."

#

top tier critical thinking here

granite salmon
#

:omega_lul:

quasi valley
#

Oof Cyberpunk 2077 got postponed for half a year

fallen oracle
#

Saw that

upper flicker
#

Better late and great

#

cd projekt red does good work

left swift
#

It's cause they didn't reach 2m followers on Twitter before the end of the year

quasi valley
#

Yep, hopes are high

#

The Witcher 3 is pretty much my favorite game of all time πŸ‹

drifting falcon
quasi valley
#

...But they missed the opportunity to release on 20/7/7

left swift
#

What countries use that date format

#

Bad ones

#

Heh

quasi valley
#

The really bad ones are year/day/month or month/day/year lol

#

We luckily use a sane day month year format

left swift
#

If ur country puts year first you are communist and that's a fact

limber knotBOT
#

there's nothing wrong with the ISO way to format dates

#

it's the ideal format

#

if you put the four digit year first then you don't have to guess which date format it is

#

if you seize the means of production you don't have to worry about the capitalist pigs exploiting the proletariat

latent valve
#

^^^^

limber knotBOT
#

thanks edok

#

I know I speak the truth

latent valve
#

i mean what Hex said πŸ˜›

limber knotBOT
#

sure, cormrade, let's take the system down from inside

latent valve
# 
Intel gen 9 = 9xxx
Gen 10 = 10xxx
Gen 100 = 100xxx

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

limber knotBOT
#

oh

#

google just joined the trillion company club

dapper nacelle
#

bstats still not working

left swift
#

Control the people, control the system

dapper nacelle
#

ok bstats is working after 2 days

#

does spigot have a direct link to the latest version of your jar?

#

without having to specify the version number

limber knotBOT
#

I don't think so, you can use spiget for that though xD

dapper nacelle
#

damn

#

there's a crazy API

dapper nacelle
#

@void void just tagging you because just knowing about this API may be convinient some day

#

And since you helped me out earlier

fallen oracle
#

We're well aware of it.

void void
#

Lol?

#

Yea, I use spiget @dapper nacelle but ok thx

cosmic raft
#

wheee

#

heading home

void void
#

\o/

golden gust
#

next step

#

delet simpl

void void
#

MATCH (p:Person {username: 'electroniccat'}) DETACH DELETE p;

#

see, that's not a regular delete; first, it dissolves all your relationships, then fucking obliterates you

golden gust
#

plz

upper flicker
#

you'll never desolve our relationship

#

drapes arm around electroniccat

fallen oracle
#

Cute

brittle oar
void void
#

k

ancient bolt
#

Jokes on you, cat doesn't believe in relationships

void void
#

neo4j @void void ?

#

i've seen that thing around but never found a real use case for it

limber knotBOT
#

z75O'

#

's love is too powerful

void void
#

though speaking of databases

#

datomic is neat

void void
#

yea neo4j @void void

austere ivy
void void
austere ivy
#

SPIGOT IS DOWN πŸ¦€ πŸ¦€

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Failed to get status.

austere ivy
golden gust
#

Welp, rip

void void
#

Yea was just coming to paste that

#

lol

#

@austere ivy you fuk

austere ivy
#

what can I say I'm speed lightning

golden gust
#

god, reminds me of the movies I used to watch when I was younger

#

Remember watching grease lightning coasting up the quarter mile?

#

Well, ur greasy lightning

#

and dats coz u wen u fart... wel...

cosmic raft
golden gust
#

lol

#

preach it

brisk crag
austere ivy
#

@static badge thoughts on the new leaf texture?

static badge
#

looks like brain matter

austere ivy
#

,_,

#

that's it

magic pier
#

it kinda does. maybe it would look more natural when on a tree

austere ivy
#

well

#

it's supposed to look like baited

#

I'm going to try using actual leaves as a template

magic pier
#

i can see it a little bit now that youve showed me what its supposed to look like

#

but it still looks like a brain on a tree

austere ivy
#

yeah, it does

magic pier
cosmic raft
austere ivy
#

I don't think keybinds are supposed to be this messy

fallen oracle
#

Ooo Eminem just dropped an album 5 minutes ago.

austere ivy
#

link?

fallen oracle
forest nebula
magic pier
#

welcome

cosmic raft
#

wheeee

austere ivy
#

wait kash

#

I want to come too

cosmic raft
#

what

austere ivy
#

aren't you going down a slide?

#

or something

#

that's what I envisioned but I don't know Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

#

where are you going?

cosmic raft
#

no

#

was pushing code

golden gust
#

The "wee" was him riding the landslide that was induced

#

huggles kash

austere ivy
#

I'm a big fan of this kommit

cosmic raft
#

hehe

austere ivy
#

whatever you guys aren't on my level

#

I'm making mods >:)

#

with fabric

cosmic raft
#

we make the platforms you create mods for

#

:)

golden gust
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

β˜‘ REKT in pieces

austere ivy
#

yeah, once again

#

not on my level

golden gust
#

We're looking down on you

#

Don't worry, we can see you down there πŸ™‚

austere ivy
#

you might know how to code the fabrics, sure

#

but do you know how to code on the fabrics?

#

didn't think so

#

you write the ancient scrolls

#

yet you cannot read them

#

so sad

cosmic raft
#

not without my glasses. with my glasses i can

#

i'm useless without my glasses

golden gust
#

dats coz we're too busy writing the next set of scrolls for you people to gasp in awe upon

austere ivy
#

that's very true aswell

#

betchu can't do art as well as I can though

#

:D

golden gust
#

I made a mud hut

cosmic raft
golden gust
#

is nice

#

Hey, Kash

#

Could you name this project for me

#

runs

cosmic raft
#

sure

austere ivy
#

Skparef

#

Sparef, that's the name of the project.

#

Skrect?

golden gust
#

Skad

austere ivy
#

Not bad

cosmic raft
#

clearwater

#

that's your name

static badge
#

as opposed to

#

toilet water?

austere ivy
#

leafwater

#

sorry that's rude

golden gust
#

You mean water?

#

Like, from the toilet?

#

never actually seen that movie I don't think πŸ˜„

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Idiocracy: Water? You Mean Like In The Toilet? - length 30s - 315 likes, 2 dislikes (99.4%) - 66,574 views - The Liquid People's Temple on 2015.11.08

golden gust
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Idiocracy - Electrolytes - length 1m 37s - 4,076 likes, 147 dislikes (96.5%) - 1,111,041 views - Adam B on 2015.02.23

golden gust
#

better scene

austere ivy
#

111111111111111 my poor keycap

cosmic raft
#

don't worry brian

#

you haven't reached my level of insanity

#

public final class BlockContentTypeLoader extends MultiTypeContentLoader<BlockGenre, ContentBlock, ContentBlock.Builder<ContentBlock, BlockStateDefinition, BlockStateDefinition.Builder<BlockStateDefinition>>, BlockContentProcessor<ContentBlock, ContentBlock.Builder<ContentBlock, BlockStateDefinition, BlockStateDefinition.Builder<BlockStateDefinition>>, BlockStateDefinition, BlockStateDefinition.Builder<BlockStateDefinition>>> implements Witness, MultiTypeContentLoader.Translated<BlockGenre> {

austere ivy
#

I think I've seen that before.

cosmic raft
#

you have

golden gust
#

Kash, what point point do you stop?

austere ivy
#

I honestly just cannot comprehend that.

golden gust
#

*at what point

austere ivy
#

I really do wish to learn the power of generics.

cosmic raft
#

ec: v2 is better :)

#

public final class BlockLoader extends RootContentLoaderImpl<BlockType.Child, ContentBlockBuilder<?, ?, ?>> implements Listener {

austere ivy
#

Currently the furthest I've gone is ArrayList<HashMap<Question, ArrayList<Player>>>.

#

And that's not any of my classes using generics, that's just basic arraylists and hashmaps and such.

static badge
#

kash did you happen to write anything for mojang

#

I see some generic cancer in there

#

was that you

cosmic raft
#

here @static badge

#

you'll love it

static badge
#

how about you find a rifle

#

and shoot me in the head

cosmic raft
#

I mean

#

I can do worse

#

enjoy

static badge
#

you could miss

cosmic raft
#

do you like it @static badge :D

#

i'm not looking forward to porting some of this code to 1.14/1.15

#

this shit for example

limber knotBOT
#

What's almura?

void void
limber knotBOT
#

MiniDigger: magic

calm trellis
limber knotBOT
#

I just saw an ejin website that looks horrible on mobile and didn't bother anymore ^^

#

Ah that looks better

golden gust
#

I mean, enjin site says it all, really πŸ˜„

limber knotBOT
#

I just write the code :P

golden gust
#

Kinda wish that there was a much more sane option vs wizzing a few hundred out for a site or wasting days on it 😦

limber knotBOT
#

If you don't care about forum use a simple cms

#

Like, even WordPress looks better on mobile

golden gust
#

Yea, but like...

limber knotBOT
#

MiniDigger: like the interface and everything? :P

golden gust
#

Thenyou're running wordpress... and that's scary...

limber knotBOT
#

Running anything php is scary, yeah ^^

#

99% of the blocks on almura are loaded from my system

#

The dangerous thing about WordPress is idiots installing malicious addons

#

Ah that's cool

#

Data drive all the things!

#

Mojang hopefully sometime in the future manage to do that for java Ed too

#

Especially with the bigger team now

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hehe

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I believe, ok?!

austere ivy
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Almura is bedrock?

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Wait wait wait

limber knotBOT
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Don't make fun of me πŸ˜‚

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almura is java

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Bedrock, lol

austere ivy
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Oh.

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Are those custom blocks or what?

limber knotBOT
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yes

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It's modded

austere ivy
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How are those done, then?

limber knotBOT
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loaded through my system :P

austere ivy
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oh.

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So I can't join it with a vanilla client?

limber knotBOT
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no

austere ivy
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well that's a shame

limber knotBOT
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lol

austere ivy
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LEAF TEXTURE

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How's it looking?

golden gust
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I mean, better...

cosmic raft
golden gust
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But, I'd still question wtf I was looking at

cosmic raft
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line 2018 is where content starts to load

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or rather

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2018 is where content is found

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4435 is where it is loaded

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4583 is where translations are loaded

austere ivy
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mixins?

limber knotBOT
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yes

austere ivy
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FORGE!?

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how

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dare

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you

limber knotBOT
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yes

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lol

merry talon
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i just realized wish doesn't just sell low quality items

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they legitimately scam people by selling fake SD cards

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how can they do this lol

olive garden
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SD cards? I have only seen vibrator ads

golden gust
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it's basically the chinese version of ebay

merry talon
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oh they're all independent sellers

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I see

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'independent'

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their marketing is awfully shady though

limber knotBOT
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Never buy SD cards from sites like that

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Or any flash really

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It's always a scam

merry talon
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yes I'm aware of that obviously

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but these marketplaces should be held responsible

twin lagoon
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the thing is

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some of them are legit

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and some of them aren't legit

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going after each seller would be like filling a bucket that's full of holes

merry talon
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these are listings with thousands of purchases and reviews

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of which are blatantly fake

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they're actively allowing it to happen

austere ivy
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and they're making money, so do they care?

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not really.

merry talon
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no shit

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stop baiting

austere ivy
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now what does make me mad is all of the youtubers promoting it.

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the only reason they're still afloat is because a ton of youtubers going "BUYING 10 RANDOM ITEMS ON WISH!!!"

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also stop baiting

cedar spade
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sounds like lack of braincells