general

[vestal jasper]

I'll eat you and duck you cuck

[pearl ibex]

I'm back. :>

https://www.timeanddate.com/counters/mil2000.html

[vestal jasper]

Oh no

[pearl ibex]

Fuck you. :>

[worn ember]

wheres wiz when you need him

[vestal jasper]

Blocking him

[pearl ibex]

Decades are not arrays, you whore. :>

[limber knot]

how long did you have to google for that?

vic he is serious

[vestal jasper]

There we go

[pearl ibex]

I was getting breakfast. :>

[vestal jasper]

If you believe you're right, ping wiz to get his opinion. He's a mod he can formally settle this debate.

[pearl ibex]

It is better to get "reputed" sources.

[cosmic raft]

what the actual fuck

[pearl ibex]

@cosmic raft U'r my drug. :>

[vestal jasper]

I said wiz not kash

[limber knot]

what the fuck chrisitan year count doesn't acknowledge a year 0????

[vestal jasper]

Kash is too nice to be harassed

[pearl ibex]

@vestal jasper

[limber knot]

religion is such a fucking nightmare

[vestal jasper]

Jokes on you blocked pings don't go through

[void void]

im sure the webmaster of timeanddate.com and all those historians and calendar experts lived through the final years of BC and into AD to properly cite that year 0 didn't exist.

very reliable

[limber knot]

christians actually dont count the year 0 apparently

good thing I'm not a retard tho :>

[void void]

im a man of science

we dont skip numbers

[worn ember]

gottem

christards

[vestal jasper]

I'm a man of at least 1 braincell so I agree with Kenny

[void void]

also, as that page even says

BC/AD was fucking made up

by a dude in the 6th century

so

ok

sure means a lot to me

[limber knot]

conclusion: sane people are sane, not sane (and by inclusion christians) are not sane

[cedar spade]

lol

[void void]

and as the page also says

the reason there's no 0

is because the romans didnt have a number 0

they have the roman numeral I

so yeah, sure means a lot to me

[worn ember]

time is a social construct anyway

[limber knot]

ur a social construct

[worn ember]

uwu

clock me daddy

[vestal jasper]

Hi

[limber knot]

oh no

get to sleep you filthy non-europeans

[cedar spade]

Also the entire calendar is fucked and doesn't even properly line up with the Christian beliefs it was meant to align with

[limber knot]

religion's arbitraryness if fun

[void void]

oh yeah not to mention that

because we added 2 months because 2 emperors couldnt keep their dicks out of their head and got insanely hard over the idea of having months named after them

looking at you july and august

[limber knot]

before the month names actually made sense

[void void]

yeah

[limber knot]

it's just so stupid

[void void]

september should be month 7, and was.

[worn ember]

well

[void void]

oct should be 8, nov should be 9, dec should be 10.

[worn ember]

but then you're fucking up my summer break 😢

[limber knot]

even completely arbitrary names are somewhat fine, but now they're just... wrong :D

[vestal jasper]

Cat to begging for attention

[limber knot]

paid

[void void]

I'll leave this quote here and go to bed. Thanks Mitch Albom, you smooth talking motherfucker.

“Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out.”

Night

[vestal jasper]

Chocolate paid for during lunch break.

[worn ember]

bruh this dude has been bothering me for the past 3 days trying to get me to fix his app... like bruh stfu and spend your time doing it yourself

[vestal jasper]

If he spent as much time on it as he did begging

It might be fixed by now

[worn ember]

exactly

like i need to make an app too so i dont have time to help you anyway

stupid assignment

[vestal jasper]

Speaking of. My cat is trying to steal my donut.

He's too chonky to eat donuts

[worn ember]

fat cat

[limber knot]

Just re-watched part of Crysis 3

Man that was such a fucking good game

And the music

.g Crysis 3 menu theme

https://youtu.be/vG12FW5lMWc

[void void]

I'm sitting here, 5am, sniffing lavender to try to sleep

[worn ember]

sniff some coke

[vestal jasper]

One of my players once sniffed his cat and commented on how well it smelled

[limber knot]

I just discovered the magic of turn matrices holy moly

[pulsar wigeon]

whats

[limber knot]

rotating vectors/points in space

with a simple matrix

[pulsar wigeon]

oh...i mean, have you ever thought about how worldedit does //rotate and stuff?

[limber knot]

magic

[pulsar wigeon]

idk where turn matrix comes from, we just call them transforms

[limber knot]

it is, I think turn matrix is just a more specific term for that

[pulsar wigeon]

affine transform :P

[limber knot]

also going through random wikipedia articles with a friend. like, even just that title 😂 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_on_a_really_big_board

[woven otter]

rotation matrix?

[limber knot]

yea that's prolly the right term

english hard

[cosmic raft]

@golden gust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNcuTWzTVw

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER [Official Music Video] | ♡ ELECTRA HEART PART 7 ♡ - length 3m 56s - 625,185 likes, 14,686 dislikes (97.7%) - 58,783,004 views - MARINA on 2012.09.28

[woven otter]

Marina yay

[olive garden]

will I get cancer if I listen to this?

[pulsar wigeon]

you'll also get cancer if you don't

so out of the two choices you're better off not

[olive garden]

too late

I'm already gay

[woven otter]

probably

[cosmic raft]

please don't host your own mail server

gmail, outlook, etc exist and are a much better idea

@spare venture

[olive garden]

I pay $10 a year for my domain, static website and email thing

Take that

Idk I can just have addresses ending with @trigary.hu

[golden gust]

Gotta pay for googles, zoho does it free

There are other providers out there too

[cosmic raft]

it's best to avoid self-hosting email when possible

gmail, outlook, zoho, etc all do it for you

don't need to worry about keeping up to date with software, ips getting blacklisted, etc

I pay $7/mo or something to Google for my GSuite account (even though I have another free tier one with 10 users)

yikes

cpanel

that gives me flashbacks

[limber knot]

Ughh help me im dying.

I'll help you do that faster!

throws flour at Vertanzil

great now i look like a pre made cake

rolls Vertanzil in some oil

puts Vertanzil in the oven for 30 minutes

Woo here i come

shoves an apple into his mouth

yall are mean

what is this pick on vertanzil

pokes Vertanzil's third eye

that tickles

[woven otter]

.optimize

[limber knot]

Guide for optimizing performance: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/

[shadow herald]

its ok you dont need optimization when u can have 40tps

[woven otter]

need 400tps

[zealous knot]

https://i.imgur.com/pRtnX6y.png

[shadow herald]

sorry i can only reach 172 tps

https://timings.spigotmc.org/?url=dupibanuju

[limber knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozIKwGt38LQ

(Vertanzil) Breaking Into a Smart Home With A Laser - Smarter Every Day 229 - length 18m 57s - 21,401 likes, 314 dislikes (98.6%) - 216,720 views - SmarterEveryDay on 2019.12.26

[pulsar wigeon]

oh

oops

accidentally just banned some retard for pinging me cuz i thought it was one of those retards

[void void]

[woven otter]

wiz accidentally banning a retard

[median crystal]

Does someone knows a Discord server where I can ask for help related to Spigot API?

[woven otter]

You can ask here unless it's related to unsupported versions

[median crystal]

Is 1.14.4 supported?

It's about an API that's still used on 1.15

About this

https://hub.spigotmc.org/javadocs/spigot/org/bukkit/attribute/AttributeModifier.html#AttributeModifier-java.util.UUID-java.lang.String-double-org.bukkit.attribute.AttributeModifier.Operation-org.bukkit.inventory.EquipmentSlot-

[woven otter]

yes I believe everything starting from 1.13.2 is supported

[cosmic raft]

hi

[fallen oracle]

Does anyone know what setting inside Nexus OSS allows you to do specify + as a version and it'll resolve to the latest one?

[pearl ibex]

I realized someone banned me. Guess it was wizjany.

[tacit mantle]

i've spent the whole day looking for how to write custom advancements and load them into a game using a plugin, and it looks like the best shot is the deprecated UnsafeValues.loadAdvancement or use a datapack ... before i do that was just wondering if anyone had a different way?

also hi kashike 🙂 i know you from eigencraft

[cosmic raft]

hello

lowercase k though

[tacit mantle]

oh sorry

[ancient bolt]

oh man I'm already in love with this sideways scroll wheel

how have I lived without this

[pulsar wigeon]

so, i'm now getting password reset emails from every service ever

[quick gust]

literally when do you need to scroll sideways

[pulsar wigeon]

someone really wants to inconvenience me i guess

[ancient bolt]

on github all the time

[quick gust]

click middle mouse and drag?

[ancient bolt]

annoying as shit

[quick gust]

lmao

[left swift]

They're still trying to annoy u wiz?

[woven otter]

sorry wiz

[olive garden]

you have tagged him 43%

you are living a dangerous life

[woven otter]

u have

u mentioned tagging

that's wrong

[olive garden]

today is the 27th, but the 25th was yesterday confirmed

GitHub is weird

[limber knot]

Hello

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAbiZOfbURU

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Don't mess with Rose Nylund aka Betty White - length 1m 9s - 2,698 likes, 23 dislikes (99.2%) - 261,443 views - MissKittyKatMeow on 2010.08.24

(DiscordBot) Don't mess with Rose Nylund aka Betty White - length 1m 9s - 2,698 likes, 23 dislikes (99.2%) - 261,443 views - MissKittyKatMeow on 2010.08.24

[true canyon]

Busy joining day

[pulsar wigeon]

wonder if he realizes that i can just ignore all these password reset emails cuz they don't actually do anything

[void void]

how did he even get your personal email

is this the dude you kicked a few times yesterday

[paper cove]

y'all i need some help

[void void]

do we

[paper cove]

I need a plugin that will let me do custom block drops for grass

idk

[void void]

oh i misread that lmao

i thought you were telling us we need help

[paper cove]

ah no lol

I have a buncha custom items that I made using CustomItemModel

or the one custom model tag

some of them are fruits and vegetables

I want to have them drop from grass

idk how to do that

[pulsar wigeon]

"personal email"

it's literally just wizjany

i mean, i have a different email for other stuff

[void void]

i mean i typically use a gmail one for accounts, then display my algorithmjunkie.com one

and im not sure @paper cove, idk if you can tell which model it is in a plugin and then modify drops like that, but you definitely can modify the drops of X block in a plugin

[pulsar wigeon]

i literally didn't even know i had a wizjany amazon account

lol

[void void]

i recommend going to the spigot resource forum and requesting work there

someone will do it im sure

[paper cove]

ah ok

thank you

[void void]

or maybe a datapack can do it but ive never modified datapacks

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[patent wraith]

Was I kicked?

I somehow left the server, but I'm not sure when or how.

[unreal quarry]

yup, you were kicked last tuesday at 20:49 (my time)

[patent wraith]

Why?

What did I do?

[unreal quarry]

doesnt say ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pulsar wigeon]

soliciting exploits :^)

[patent wraith]

Huh? I never did that.

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean, you did, and arguing about it isn't gonna change that

end of story

[patent wraith]

I assume that's a TOS violation, because I can't see it in the rules?

I'm honestly very confused right now, can someone please point me to exactly what I said, so I don't do it again?

[pulsar wigeon]

discord has a search function

[patent wraith]

Sorry if I sounded angry.

What would I search for?

[void void]

https://i.imgur.com/J6yH1j2.png

[patent wraith]

What, by saying "PM me"?

[pulsar wigeon]

that is exactly what soliciting exploits would be yes

[patent wraith]

Yeah, but I have experience in responsible disclosure.

[pulsar wigeon]

it doesn't matter

[patent wraith]

exploit, distribute or publicly inform other members of any game error, miscue or bug which gives an unintended advantage; violate any applicable laws or regulations; or promote or encourage illegal activity including, but not limited to, hacking, cracking or distribution of counterfeit software, compromised accounts, or cheats or hacks for the Service.

I did not violate that section.

If you are refering to a diffrent section, would you link it?

[pulsar wigeon]

why are you arguing

[patent wraith]

Because I don't think what I did was wrong?

[pulsar wigeon]

i don't give a shit what you think

keep it up and you'll get another kick

that's your second warning

[patent wraith]

What rule would I violate by talking to you to justify that?

[void void]

how much is your retainer for rule lawyering? i might hire you at some point

[patent wraith]

Are any other moderators available?

[pulsar wigeon]

Moderators have leeway to interpret these rules and act in the best interests of the guild as a whole.

Violating any of those rules can result in a warning, a kick, and/or a ban at the moderation's discretion.

i am not kidding if you keep going you will earn yourself a ban

[void void]

oh well

watch this guy frantically DM other moderators asking for a second opinion on a kick

[limber knot]

wow paul blart mall cop 2 actually had a 0 on rotten tomatoes at one point

that's a new low, and one that actually can't be beaten

[latent valve]

wiz is on a kick streak

[limber knot]

when is wiz not on a kick streak

[pulsar wigeon]

0 critic or audience score?

[void void]

anyone who annoys him must be an evil andrewkm alt

[pulsar wigeon]

cuz man rotten tomatoes can be swingy as fuck at times

i'll kick you too united, don't tempt me :^)

[limber knot]

critics wiz

[void void]

lmao

[limber knot]

it's up to a mighty 5% now though

but the audience score tanked from 50% to a 34%

[void void]

didn't the emoji movie get 0% from critics for a bit?

[pulsar wigeon]

it probably gets some points just for being a cult classic

you know, it's like multiple choice tests

where getting a 0% is as hard as getting a 100%

[cosmic raft]

you know

[limber knot]

the emoji movie is at 7%

[cosmic raft]

i didn't get any presents for christmas from RL friends/family this year

i'm so simple to buy for

g r a p h p a p e r

[limber knot]

it's higher than paul klart mlart klarp 2

christ it even has a higher audience score than plart mlart blart clarp 2

[unreal quarry]

@cosmic raft welcome to the truth of adulthood. christmas is the holiday for kids ^_^

[void void]

https://amp.businessinsider.com/the-emoji-movie-reviews-2017-7

looks like it did for a bit

[cosmic raft]

@unreal quarry >:(

[unreal quarry]

if you're not a kid, christmas is just another "bill"

[limber knot]

I got cool gifts

[pulsar wigeon]

eh, i never have anything i really want but i still get random stuff

i got some chocolates and a book

[limber knot]

$600, after shave, a pine tree and a cool book on the history of economics

[unreal quarry]

i got an alexa. something i legit will never even plug in because i'm paranoid about those things listening lmao

[pallid eagle]

i got a plant that im hoping will kill the bugs which annoy me when i try to sleep

[void void]

with or without the screen?

[limber knot]

I actually told my mother not to offer me an alexa this year

[void void]

as a child, i always wanted great & expensive shit for xmas

[pallid eagle]

bug genocide.

[limber knot]

she was going to gift me an expensive bose offshoot of that shitty thing

[void void]

but now i'm pretty ok with socks, lol

[cosmic raft]

depends where the socks come from

[limber knot]

the trash bin kashike

it's what you deserve

^-^: you're so mean

[void void]

tbh gift itself does not matter anymore for me

[limber knot]

what did I ever do to you

the truth is mean kashike

you know waht else is mean

[void void]

perhaps what matters is someone remembers me

[limber knot]

02:22 <-- kashike has kicked ^-^ (this)

[unreal quarry]

most of the time my family just passes gift cards between the adults. like, i got my dad a $50 gift card to home depot because he works on his house a lot. he got me a $50 visa prepaid card. so, technically we didnt exchange shit. its an even trade

[void void]

whether by giving something and/or simply saying "happy holidays"

[limber knot]

yeah I know I'm a lean, mean, sex machine

thanks for reminding me yet again kashike

you're as lean as a dump truck

actually you know what the nicest gift I got this year was?

air

my sister bought me 10 meals at my favorite restaurant

it's not even a thing you can buy, she just went there and told them that she was paying for my next 10 tabs

[void void]

air

[limber knot]

other than barty giving me a nitro subscription back for the one i gave him

i got nothing else

[void void]

does not deserve air :^)

[limber knot]

so far

[pulsar wigeon]

yea if we could stop giving certain individuals air

[void void]

the $10/month is absolutely worth it for the right to post obnoxious emojis anywhere

you can do that for 5/mo

[pulsar wigeon]

that ain't a right united

it's a privilege which can get quickly taken away

[limber knot]

\^-^.airSource(Things.CARBON_DIOXIDE)

[void void]

10/mo is if you really really really need to boost servers perhaps

[cosmic raft]

yeah

[pulsar wigeon]

barty, do you need an authoritarian to lay down the law?

cuz if so, i charge :^)

i have to kick at least 1 person per 3 days

[cosmic raft]

what payment methods do you accept

[pulsar wigeon]

if there's no one doing anything kick-worthy, i charge $50 a day

lmao

[limber knot]

hey wiz do you do sensual authoritarian sessions?

[pulsar wigeon]

not for you, gross-beard-nose-man

[limber knot]

discrimination

mods, please

hm?

oh

there

[pulsar wigeon]

i'm discriminating against the ugliness of his beard

[limber knot]

find any good recipes lately wiz?

[pulsar wigeon]

which is a protected class under the constitution of portugal of course

[limber knot]

~ahn, thank you kashike-senpai

[pulsar wigeon]

uh idk lol

[queen rapids]

can i get pinned too

[pulsar wigeon]

we do a lot of baking for christmas

[limber knot]

i heard a good insult earlier

"you're a waste of hair"

going bald, are you, kashike ?

not even close

right

keep telling yourself that

it's all about the attitude

[pulsar wigeon]

magma are you discriminating against male-pattern baldness

[limber knot]

nobody in my family has gone bald until they are in their 80s lol

[pulsar wigeon]

cuz i'll have you know that's a protected class under the constitution of canada

[limber knot]

nah, male-pattern baldness is tight

[void void]

they're lucky, kashike

very lucky

[toxic radish]

speaking of bald

[limber knot]

stay away, United

you might beat me up

a baby might beat you up kashike

you're very beat-up-able

shoves a cactus in ^-^'s ears

[pulsar wigeon]

the lack of anyone giving you presents might beat you up kashike

you're fragile

[limber knot]

it's funny

you say i'm fragile

i've never broken a bone in my body yet

[pulsar wigeon]

r/neverbrokeabone club

[void void]

vecr's typing us an essay and I have very high expectations

[patent wraith]

You know, a SJW moderator enforcing a SJW Code of Conduct kicked me once, and sort of apologized afterwards when I explained myself.
I had been on that server for about six months and argued about trans rights, said the n word, etc.
No kick for all that.
I did get kicked after I said something that "sounded wrong" about politics in the wrong channel though. As I said, I explained myself, and it was fine.
I think what the mods here are doing is a bit excessive.

[unreal quarry]

i have like 30 breaks. its not so bad once you get used to it

^_^

[void void]

I give it a C

[pulsar wigeon]

you also cycle

[void void]

calling moderators SJWs is too cliche

[pulsar wigeon]

like how many of the 30 are related to being on a motorcycle billy

[void void]

that's the 2019 version of calling moderators Nazis

[patent wraith]

Nah, they actually are.

[unreal quarry]

surprisingly 0, wiz lol

most are from falling out of trees

[pulsar wigeon]

alright vecr you're fucking done

thought we moved on but i guess the repeated warnings to drop it weren't enough

trees?

[void void]

well-known sjw wizjany censors vecr for exercising his right to free speech

[pulsar wigeon]

do you climb trees often

[unreal quarry]

not anymore

[pulsar wigeon]

lmao

[unreal quarry]

^_^

[pulsar wigeon]

wait like for fun

[latent valve]

lmfao

[limber knot]

i climbed trees all the time when i was a child

[pulsar wigeon]

or did you do tree service shit lol

[limber knot]

fell many times

never broke anything

bet someone broke your heart kashike

maybe it was a mirror

[limber knot]

nope

i've never dated anyone

well I hope you break your dick then

that's not very nice of you

[pulsar wigeon]

magma i hope you break your nose

oh wait

[limber knot]

did he break his nose?

[pulsar wigeon]

might as well have

it's a fucking mess

[limber knot]

he's just jealous

[golden gust]

Remember when I said I was going for a nap? Welp, good morning \o/

[void void]

just remove the nose and become a real life voldemort

[pulsar wigeon]

good morning

[void void]

ez

[pulsar wigeon]

what is it, 2 or 3 am now cat?

[golden gust]

2am, ye 😐

[pulsar wigeon]

good nap huh

[limber knot]

fucking decadant cat

I've been here since midnight

[safe tide]

Does hotswapping work with mc if you're using the debugger?

[fallen oracle]

Partially yes

[pulsar wigeon]

it works as much as it does anywhere else

which means unless you're using something like dcevm, you can't change signatures etc

[safe tide]

Because Im trying to hotswap and it wont work idk if it's b/c it gets a few errors from not being able to find like 3/10 dependencies (which is weird b/c it finds the others fine)

[pulsar wigeon]

something with your setup prob ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[limber knot]

god

my intestines are revolting against the spirit of christmas

[safe tide]

It's nice actually having the debugger working breakpoints make things so much easier now I dont need 200 printlns to know where code is failing

[limber knot]

I should probably get on that one as well

[safe tide]

wtf I hit a line of code and nothing happens

[pulsar wigeon]

probably mismatched source

[limber knot]

probably god cockblocking your code

[golden gust]

Tf

1.14.4 is still at 51%

[limber knot]

what's 1.15 at?

[golden gust]

23.8 for .1

[safe tide]

Oh and I think I figured part of the dependedcies not being found it may be that IJ is looking for them in the wrong place since Im on a different branch for this project and the codebase is completely different and IJ doesn't like that there are two modules that share a path I guess I could solve that by making a new folder specifically for this git branch but much work

[limber knot]

that's not too bad, is it?

[pulsar wigeon]

usage cat?

[limber knot]

I mean 1.15 is pretty recent

[pulsar wigeon]

holiday season too

many people too busy to upgrade

reminds me i need to push WG beta

[limber knot]

personally I'm probably upgrading today

too many people were reporting world corruption with the first 1.15 build

and I didn't have the time to update during the holidays

[golden gust]

I'm just surprised that people aren't jumping from 1.14 like it's hot coa

l

Mainly went to go look as somebody posted timings for 1.14.4 on the forums lol

[safe tide]

There are people still using 1.12

[golden gust]

Well, yea, 1.13 was pretty bad

1.14 made 1.13 look pretty good, however

[safe tide]

b/c apparently some plugins haven't updated

[limber knot]

main reason I didn't jump was world corruption and hearing about hoppers getting worse

hoppers already killed 2 of my maps

[golden gust]

Hoppers was us dropping a patch

[limber knot]

I'm banning crafting them for the next iteration

[golden gust]

They don't seem to have actually been worse other than us losing some of our optimizations

Which, is really more a CB optimization than anything

[limber knot]

yeah but without that optimization it'd kill our map anyway

I'm going to start selling them at 100 diamonds a pop

I found people putting over 4000 hoppers inside the walls of their homes

[golden gust]

Oh god, lol

[limber knot]

yeah

[golden gust]

I remember some guy did that and it tanked the servers performance

[limber knot]

and that was personal homes

[golden gust]

But, it was so inconsistent

[limber knot]

never mind cities

[golden gust]

Sometimes it literally wouldn't even show up on timings

Other times, just, ouch

[pulsar wigeon]

just force everyone to use craftbook instead of hoppers

we have great testimonials in that department

[limber knot]

they just have to stop making massive sorters

shit I just remembered

where are my socks amazon?

weird, I was 99% sure I ordered socks

[pulsar wigeon]

Alexa, where are magma's socks?

in the laundry where he put them after dirtying them

[limber knot]

well guess I need to order more socks

lmao amazon sells electric socks

that sounds like an amazing idea

[safe tide]

I wish I could get hotswapping to work

[golden gust]

#RIPJrebel

I'll get that dcevm thing setup one day

[safe tide]

I'm just using the debugger that comes with IJ

[golden gust]

one day

IJ is fine

It's the JVM that's limited

[pulsar wigeon]

i tried jrebel

never got it to work

dcevm is great tho

i really like my dev setup

[safe tide]

I can't believe they never taught us how to use the debugger in school

[pulsar wigeon]

there's a million things you're not taught in school

[safe tide]

Guess a little too practical to teach

[limber knot]

they taught me to use debuggers at the school of hard knocks

[golden gust]

Schools programming lessons are often designed to just get you the module marks

[safe tide]

nah instead we'll teach you how to make a linear search and binary search

[golden gust]

Like anything, if you really wanna learn much about it, you've gotta put in your own time

[pulsar wigeon]

WEWE

oops

[limber knot]

tbh 99% of higher education degrees care more about the pursuit of knowledge for academic purposes than about anything practical

[golden gust]

Tbh, for my programming lessons in college, we created some crappy ordering UI thing in VB

god I hate VB

[safe tide]

why you hate VB?

[golden gust]

It's basically what happens when MS don't get their own way, so they pull the "apple"

[pulsar wigeon]

VB was my first programming language

i made a dice roller for D&D

i was like...8-10 prob?

man was i a fucking nerd back then or what

[quick gust]

weird flex but ok

[golden gust]

Was the first language I toy'd with too, tbh

[safe tide]

It was my first one in school

[pulsar wigeon]

it's called self-deprecating humor

[golden gust]

Just, not a language/ecosystem I intend to go back to \o/

[void void]

mine was python

imo it was pretty decent choice

[pulsar wigeon]

my second was python

[golden gust]

second was c#, then java

[void void]

then i hopped on javascript, did a lot of shit on node.js

[golden gust]

Only really toyed with python a few years ago to help a mate with her assignment

[pulsar wigeon]

wait wtf

how old is node

[golden gust]

good few years, tbh

[void void]

and then i forcefully learned java because of minecraft

[pulsar wigeon]

2009

[void void]

bruh

[golden gust]

lol

[pulsar wigeon]

mikro apparently got started late

jesus

[void void]

i remember when io.js used to be a thing

that node.js fork focusing on... io?

.g io.js

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://gist.github.com/maxogden/d96123138522c84cdb25 -- io.js · GitHub: "Disclaimer: This is an unofficial post by a random person from the community. I am not an official representative of io.js. Want to ask a question?..."

[quick gust]

any minecraft related discords like this one but specifically for people with autism

[golden gust]

I mean...

[void void]

.g autistic minecraft discords

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.pcgamer.com/meet-the-dad-who-quit-his-job-to-run-a-minecraft-server-for-autistic-kids/ -- Meet the dad who quit his job to run a Minecraft server for...: "May 15, 2017 ... It's a peaceful place: a private, whitelisted Minecraft community built specifically for autistic children, their families, and..."

[void void]

or uh

does 2b2t have discord yet?

:^)

[quick gust]

trick question haha xd this ones just fine

[safe tide]

So cat do you hate c# too?

[pulsar wigeon]

i get paid to write c# and python mostly

so i definitely hate them

they're not bad languages or anything tho tbh

[limber knot]

oh that's fun, $80 for a painting + $128 in shipping

that's quite the deal

[pulsar wigeon]

as weird as switching between c# style braces, java/otbs, and python's complete lack of braces is...

[safe tide]

Gotta jump on it

[limber knot]

amazon has to start banning the use of photoshop for product images

[safe tide]

That's good

[limber knot]

it's just false advertising

[golden gust]

C# ain't my goto, I mean, it could be worse, just, being used to java and not wanting to be locked into a platform, ya know...

[quick gust]

i bet electroniccat is really good at perl

[golden gust]

Never used perl

It's on the list of stuff I might toy with if I hate myself enough one day, but like...

[void void]

i used perl a little bit

made vmd wrapper for openbsd in perl lol

[limber knot]

oh man, I am in that section of amazon again

yes please amazon https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/615MRZu59SL._AC_SL1000_.jpg

[void void]

next up, bodypillows?

[limber knot]

see this is a picture that is just not obtainable without photoshop

because no one with a bedroom that looks like that would ever even think of hanging that type of painting above the bed

or print, really

[pulsar wigeon]

i totally would

tbh i'd print out some of my gf's art

except she'd hate me for that

[unreal quarry]

i would, if it was avril lavinge or hayley williams. wife would agree with me, too

[limber knot]

man there's a 0% chance that these prints aren't blurry

the source image (for which they don't have the rights to) is barely 1080p

[pulsar wigeon]

nah man

waifu2x

[limber knot]

and they're printing this over like

2.5 meters?

it's a shame because some of these are actually pretty dope looking

like https://www.amazon.de/dp/B07MY13WFX/ref=pd_sbs_200_17?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07MY13WFX&pd_rd_r=64ef6f54-69e2-44eb-94ae-924068bfaa4b&pd_rd_w=Cvn8Y&pd_rd_wg=s6D7q&pf_rd_p=184816e4-edb5-4587-8faf-776e0027d8d1&pf_rd_r=CHFXZ98Z7DNPAGZPEW5A&psc=1&refRID=CHFXZ98Z7DNPAGZPEW5A

[safe tide]

I bet electroniccat hates ruby

[void void]

ruby is cringe

[limber knot]

christ amazon has some trash in it

they really don't care, do they

about 0.1% of the art they sell is legal

people are just slapping popular images of shit on random merch

without having any rights to do that

[safe tide]

idk I just bought a part for my truck from amazon from the OEM company so that's nice b/c it was cheaper than the auto parts store

tbh I've started using amazon more than ebay

[limber knot]

I almost never use ebay anymore

[quick gust]

why do u have a truck

[safe tide]

@quick gust why dont you have a truck

[quick gust]

cuz my pp big not small

[pulsar wigeon]

transporting bodies in a car gets smelly

[quick gust]

a truck might be more useful then a regular cars trunk once in a decade

what do you use your truck for that justifies it

does your job require it

[safe tide]

I bought truck b/c my first vehicle was given to me and it was a truck (tho it needed a decent amount of work to run) and I found out I just like trucks I never saw myself as a truck guy but they nice and the window is perfect height for armrest

[limber knot]

micro

you're cancer

[pulsar wigeon]

seriously why do you have so many doubt emotes

i'm about to nuke them just to spite you

[quick gust]

buying a truck for the armrest height lmfao

thats like swallowing razor blades cause they taste good

[safe tide]

well also I like the added perceived protection of a truck vs small vehicle

[void void]

i have them for that reason, yes

mikro and i together have many doubts

[safe tide]

I just feel safer driving my truck than like my dads intrique

[void void]

yes

high fives @void void

[quick gust]

thats basically saying your pp small with extra steps

[void void]

high fives @void void

[quick gust]

why dont you wear a bullet proof vest everywhere too then

[safe tide]

And from time to time I have to help family/friends haul shit off

[quick gust]

i can understand if u like own a boat or something

but even then theres other cars that can tow

[safe tide]

I miss my old truck with it's 350 the 305 has less torque and you can really feel it. It's about 45 ft lbs less iirc

[limber knot]

I'm still on my first truck

it's starting to push 20 yeras

years*

[safe tide]

Well I kinda rolled mine I took on I believe it was an audi q7

I lost

[limber knot]

honestly if I were a much richer man I'd have my car completely fixed up so I can drive it for another 20

[safe tide]

what typed of truck?

[limber knot]

toyota rav 4

the 2002 or 2004 edition, I forget

[safe tide]

😦 Dont really count that as truck imo truck = has a bed

[limber knot]

meh honestly it's rather rare to see trucks with bed in europe

beds*

[pulsar wigeon]

lmao

[quick gust]

is everyone in this chat a homosexual

[pulsar wigeon]

gatekeeping trucks

do you have a problem with homosexuals

cuz i'll show you my hammer if you know what i mean

[limber knot]

mr hammer?

[quick gust]

the only reason to have a truck is if you need it for what you do or you need a car and its out of your control

people who get trucks just to get a truck are low iq individuals

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean, you're in a chat full of low iq individuals

what the fuk do u want

[safe tide]

Also come spring who knows I may offroad it with my friend b/c why not I have z71 need to prove I bought it for more than a LSD diff or maybe it's a posi diff

[quick gust]

please mr world edit man i know who u r

im more surprised u spend ur days talking shit in discords like this all day

[limber knot]

I didn't even buy mine, I inhereted it

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean i'm doing plenty of other shit here too you know

[limber knot]

I'm thinking about replacing it with a second hand smart for two when it dies on me

[quick gust]

were u the original world edit creator

like at the very start

[pulsar wigeon]

nah

[quick gust]

ah

[limber knot]

them shits be super cheap and it's just about the only thing you can comfortably park in this god damned medieval city

[pulsar wigeon]

he doesn't care about minecraft anymore

not that i do tbh

[limber knot]

all that wiz cares about is banning people

and keeping my spirits down

[pulsar wigeon]

yea

fuck magma in particular

[limber knot]

I know you want to but you can't wiz

we went over this

it's not me, it's you

[safe tide]

It's a Toyota that shit never dying drop it in the ocean leave it 10 years pull it out change fluids blow water out of the cylinders throw a battery in it and shit would still start

[quick gust]

imagine talking in discord over irc

[limber knot]

yeah but it's slowly dying on me

[safe tide]

How so?

[limber knot]

the engine light keeps turning on

[safe tide]

Meh black type

[limber knot]

the acceleration is basically fucked

[safe tide]

hmm MAF or injectors?

[limber knot]

the garage says it'd cost over 3k to fix just the first few thigs that are wrong with it

[safe tide]

WOW

[limber knot]

honestly I can't remember which parts are dying, it's a lot

but it's to the point where I might as well put a new engine in it

[safe tide]

Are you a DYI'er?

[limber knot]

I wish

cars are my one weakness

[golden gust]

I mean, he took it to a garage

[limber knot]

I DIY everything but cars

[quick gust]

Bada bing bada boom Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room

[golden gust]

Tbh, my grandfather had a zafira and ended up replacing the engine after a few years

[safe tide]

See there's be the problem I dyi my shit injector 5 was going out okay 3 hours of mounting my engine and boom new injectors in and truck runs great no misfires now 🙂

[main cargo]

Cars these days arent made to come apart. You have to break clips and tabs just to get into panels

Its infuriating

[limber knot]

I don't want to gamble with my car

[safe tide]

It's nice actually having room to mount my engine if I need to do any under the hood work

[limber knot]

unless I get to the point where I have two cars

if I fuck up I'm sort of left stranded

if I manage to get that smart for two then I'll probably have some fun poking around for sure

[main cargo]

Heh there's always the bicycle and waking up at 3am to get to work

[limber knot]

not here

[golden gust]

Kept ticking for a good while, but failed it's MOT last time around a few years ago, no idea if he replaced it or not, tbh, issue with cars is that they get to that point where you start having to replace the stupid things so much

[limber knot]

this is just about the least cyclist-friendly place on earth after maybe russia

[safe tide]

Oh back with my first truck I would have been bankrupt doing brake jobs every month for like 7 months until I finally figure out what was causing the brake drag (the brake booster but asking mechanics they say those never go bad)

[limber knot]

and even then I've seen better cyclist arrangements in russia than here

shit that reminds me

[golden gust]

Flat mates father has a corolla or something like that, apparently it keeps popping bulbs, lol

[limber knot]

I was supposed to replace the brakes this winter

completely forgot

fuck

[safe tide]

Does it sound like metal on metal yet?

[limber knot]

no acceleration, no brakes, no cooling fluid, no belt

well when I hit the brakes it feels super bumpy

[main cargo]

Brakes and rotors arent too bad to fix. Nor expensive

[limber knot]

which I'm guessing isn't ideal

[main cargo]

Also you haven't lived to the fullest until you run your brakes till a brake pad is so thin it falls out.

[safe tide]

@main cargo depends on if you got a german car cause then shit is complicated af some have electric parking brakes and the only way to disable it to change brakes is to disconnect negative battery

[limber knot]

also it really does feel like I don't have any breaks compared to modern cars

bakes

fuck

brakes

[safe tide]

I never thought that disconnect negative battery would be step one on brakes (hell it's step one on like anything if you look at tsm's)

[limber knot]

my braking distance is really fucking long, and nevermind braking in the rain

[golden gust]

wtf is a manual?

[quick gust]

one word at a time ill start

the

[golden gust]

Is that that "last resort" thing?

[safe tide]

Yea

[main cargo]

I killed two vehicles at work learning a manual

[limber knot]

that's some talent you have there noble

[main cargo]

Apparently there is a thing called a clutch or something

[quick gust]

screw u guys then

[pulsar wigeon]

manual transmission

lmao

[limber knot]

did you consider maybe taking a few lessons instead of causing thousands in damages?

[safe tide]

what's this clutch you speak of /s

[golden gust]

lol

[limber knot]

my car is manual

[main cargo]

Hey if it's not my wallet I'm learning on then it's all good

Jokes aside it's not too bad to learn a manual. Takes awhile tho to get it down

[pulsar wigeon]

i drive a manual

mostly cuz i got the car super cheap from a friend who didn't need it anymore

[main cargo]

I did kill a clutch and slip a timing belt tho

[pulsar wigeon]

and i didn't drive anything before that

[golden gust]

I mean, that's one way to prevent your car from being stolen

[pulsar wigeon]

so i just learned out of necessity

[golden gust]

Over here in the UK, pretty much everybody I know drives a manual

[safe tide]

You know what's a heavy trans a 74 ford f100 3 speed shit that thing was fucking heavy trying to bench press it back up into the truck (doing clutch in driveway)

[golden gust]

I don't drive though, maybe one day

[main cargo]

The hardest thing is traffic in a manual, uphill.

[limber knot]

meh

manual is never hard

[stuck badger]

What happened to mcsniper.co

[golden gust]

clearly it died

[stuck badger]

Hmm

[limber knot]

looks like it went bust

[stuck badger]

Oof

[main cargo]

People really should at least kill the domain once they stop a project

[stuck badger]

Also anyone wanna trade a mc account for mc account I changed my name 6 days ago and can't get a nice name I found

[main cargo]

Then dont tell anyone of the free name you wanting and no one will take it

Well hopefully

[stuck badger]

Ok

24 days to go

[main cargo]

Didnt mojang like ban all the good names long ago?

[stuck badger]

No

[main cargo]

Like God

Or other iconic names

[stuck badger]

The username cum is available

I think

Or used

[main cargo]

These days some games have a anti curse built in to prevent crude usernames

[void void]

you can't set that short username

[main cargo]

But loopholes are easy

[limber knot]

nut

[main cargo]

Let's check namemc for some hmmm

[quick gust]

🕵️‍♂️ 📡 🖥️

[stuck badger]

Oh ut was searched

I was confused

[main cargo]

Like who actually got all the good names back in the day

[stuck badger]

I know a person with Ewan

[main cargo]

Reminds me of domain name buyouts and resale

[stuck badger]

If only I invested in bitcoin

[quick gust]

its not too late

itll prob be a few hundred years until its worth a lot tho

[stuck badger]

They are climbing

[main cargo]

Is the founder of bitcoin still the owner or??? I honestly dont know too much about it

[quick gust]

yes

[stuck badger]

How do u create something like that

[main cargo]

All I know is bitcoin is the reason I cant afford any graphics card worth a damn

[quick gust]

with blockchain

[main cargo]

If you want a stroke, just go read how blockchain works

[stuck badger]

I'll make a script currency called cumcoin

[main cargo]

Now doctordop youd have to argue the name isnt crude and change your initials of your name to C U M and make it historic so no one argues against it

[stuck badger]

Lmao

[main cargo]

For the same reason there is a store called dicks and no one cared

[stuck badger]

I love dicks

[quick gust]

dick is an actual name tho

[main cargo]

True

At my workplace a lady has the last name butts

[quick gust]

do u guys watch rick and morty

[main cargo]

I really dont understand how one can live through life with a horrid last name

[stuck badger]

Lol

[main cargo]

So to bring a cancer into the chat, have any of you messed with bedrock servers at all yet?

They definitely arent built to be update friendly yet. You cant just swap one file and hit go, you essentially have to swap out half the files to update them, almost if it's in its development stages

Well I guess its alpha... but yeah same point

[quick gust]

no thanks i dont do drugs

[main cargo]

Just remember bedrock is the little project they want to squish us with one day

(Sarcasm)

It is interesting running a vanilla bedrock server next to a vanilla java server to see which eats more cpu or ram.

[quick gust]

yes very

[main cargo]

Then again java ram consumption is controllable

The file structure of bedrock servers do see to offer more flexibility in custom items and custom stuff, maybe I'm wrong?

[quick gust]

yes very

[main cargo]

I mean it seems that everything is in folders, open to modification, rather than wrapped up into a single startup file

[pulsar wigeon]

what

you mean...like datapacks?

[main cargo]

Ehh I dont want to speak too much as I dont understand fully so I'll take some photos of its file structure

[pulsar wigeon]

everyone hide

the furry is back!

[dusk drift]

LEAF!

[static badge]

holy shit that was awhile

what did I miss

other than wiz becoming mod

[main cargo]

That's bedrocks file structure

[stuck badger]

Looks like shit

[main cargo]

Yeah I couldn't really update from their last version

It was too different

[stuck badger]

Anyone know of a mc name sniper?

[main cargo]

Not like update different, but like structured different

[stuck badger]

All the ones I found are dow

[void void]

what exactly is an mc name sniper

[stuck badger]

Gets the name as soon as it becomes available

Like instantly

[unreal quarry]

i'm still waiting on TheGrapist to open up

fucking squatter has it tho

[pulsar wigeon]

you missed a lot of retardation leaf

like me becoming a mod

[stuck badger]

I want arix but its used

They should open up names that haven't been accessed in years

[limber knot]

is there a (cancellable) event when a bee tries to enter a hive?

[stuck badger]

Kill them

[static badge]

how'd you get mod wiz

did you break a deal with cat to ban anyone who pings him?

[pulsar wigeon]

i should offer tbh

he gets a lot of them

and he's too nice to do anything about it

"please don't ping me" 😢

and then they just ping him again

fucking rip, poor cat

[static badge]

oh yeah missed the 1.15 update entirely I remember that now

[pulsar wigeon]

meh, not much happened

i kinda got mod with that lol

[static badge]

oh that's how

[pulsar wigeon]

got to go ham on all the "1.15 when!?!?!" people

[austere ivy]

how's 1.15.1 paper's performance nowadays?

[pulsar wigeon]

but prob also just cuz i'm always around and know shit to some degree

need someone who can keep order :^)

[austere ivy]

I've searched a bit and I haven't really found any real-world benchmarks

[static badge]

keeping order is easy

1, 2, 3

order

[golden gust]

minecraft

benchmarks

[static badge]

it still sucks

[pulsar wigeon]

oh look brian's being retarded again

what's new

[static badge]

I expect it's worse in some areas and better in others

[golden gust]

Best you're gonna ever get is anecdotal evidence

[pulsar wigeon]

worse

bees

[golden gust]

Which, literally, ctrl-f

[static badge]

and my testing showed me that

[austere ivy]

alright,

would it be recommended to wait a bit before updating a small server or is it just fine right now?

[static badge]

they run a despawn check for entities each tick

for all entities, even in inactive chunks

which will look through all online players to find the closest one

[pulsar wigeon]

have you seen entitytrackerfixer

[static badge]

that is a garbage tier plugin

[pulsar wigeon]

yea

[austere ivy]

leaf is that a new thing?

[static badge]

what?

[austere ivy]

despawn check for all entities

[static badge]

as of 1.15 yes

[main cargo]

So it really sounds like mojang just has a mentality of "add a feature and get it to work regardless of the performance loss"

[austere ivy]

!bees

.bees

[limber knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAhuSDRIDHE

(Korobi) BEES!!! - length 27s - 14,474 likes, 209 dislikes (98.6%) - 1,410,292 views - magicb0y on 2010.11.27

[static badge]

it's only matters at high player counts

[pulsar wigeon]

it's old furry pfp

[golden gust]

He literally hasn't changed it?

All he's done is added a hat, maybe

[static badge]

added a hat for christmas

[pulsar wigeon]

yea it's old one plus santa hat

[main cargo]

Is 1.15 server side still mostly single core?

Or are those days fading away?

[static badge]

absolutely single-threaded still

[pulsar wigeon]

holy fuck

why do people keep asking that

do they honestly believe mojang is gonna just make minecraft scalable over night?

[golden gust]

|s/ over night//g

[pulsar wigeon]

nah cat i mean that's retarded as is but

[main cargo]

Well some of us dont understand how complex it is I guess

[pulsar wigeon]

the idea that between 1.14 and 1.15 they're just gonna drop that shit

and not even mention it in the patchnotes

holy fuk

[static badge]

at least for 1.15 they didn't trash the performance

[golden gust]

I mean

[main cargo]

Is there a good read up somewhere to understand what makes it so complex?

[static badge]

all we can do is hope they do better for 1.16

[golden gust]

after 1.14, that's a pretty low bar

[main cargo]

Like I literally dont know.

[stuck badger]

It is multithreaded

It uses multiple threads

[static badge]

their code is pretty tbh

[golden gust]

The main tick loop is on a single thread

[stuck badger]

Yeah

Still uses multiple

[golden gust]

You also can't just throw threads at a problem and expect all to work, ensuring that shit doesn't trip over itself when you start throwing threads at stuff is not ez

[static badge]

which reminds me

[pulsar wigeon]

how's concrete

Kappa

[static badge]

I've not been idle and have about 20 patches to pr

pretty good

[golden gust]

fwiw

Fuck off leaf

❤️

[static badge]

they're all in one pr btw

[golden gust]

typical leaf cancer

[pulsar wigeon]

lmao

[static badge]

they're pretty big brain patches

[pulsar wigeon]

20 patches
1 pr

are they on concrete-pr

[golden gust]

Yea, I don't got a brain

[static badge]

not gonna lie the random block ticking one is pretty cool

[pulsar wigeon]

i want to see this autism before it lands

[static badge]

it's in concrete main

they all need to be rebased

err refactored

[pulsar wigeon]

oof

[static badge]

the distance map usage still keeps surprising me, so there's one real ugly spot that needs to be addressed to make rebasing easier...

yeah and I counted it's about 19 patches

5k-7k diff probably

[main cargo]

Awhile back I did consider an absurd idea of splitting my main survival world into 4 servers of the same seed, with borders that bungie over a user when they cross it and keep the inventories and all the same when they jump over to another server. But the complexity of getting it to work properly is well beyond me.

[static badge]

you're better off always splitting the world on a single server than over many

imagine doing physics on the border of a world

fuck that that'll perform like garbage

[main cargo]

Yeah that's about where my brain broke

I cant imagine getting a 2am text saying southwest server died

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[main cargo]

These days I've found to save data is to just have the players desire to live together

When you have players living together in areas, less chunks are loaded. However

Their fps goes to shit once there is tons of chests, item frames, banners, skulls and such in the area

Then they just scatter like mice into distant areas to be fps lag free

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do chests really impact fps

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Man I'll have to get a screenshot of some of my players chest rooms who have played for years ingame.

One girl is in her 60's, special needs, she plays about 6-10 hours a day. For the last few yesrs

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chest rooms suck cuz the client has to render 100 not-full-block TEs and 100 item frames on top

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She has a base that challenges even the best computers

I mean I wish there was a plugin that removed a chest if its empty. Players make large storage rooms and never fill them

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thank god I don't do client side optimisation

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So isnt the logic something like any block or item that stores data has to be processed by the client and causes strain?

[pulsar wigeon]

yea imagine all the 12 year olds asking "1.15 optifine when?!!?"

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Hell even fensing murders fps. Which makes no sense

Go worldedit a block of 500 by 500 by 500 oak fense

And look at it.

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yeah mojang did change chunk rendering in 1.15 didn't they

they've the same issue on the serverside but don't know it

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I believe so, but to what degree...

[pulsar wigeon]

there's an issue for that

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if tps struggles max chunk loading rate drops pretty fucking hard

[pulsar wigeon]

high amounts of block geometry make the client grind to a halt

on mojira

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I was expecting a lot of stuff to break when I hear the words chunk rendering changes

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iirc all they did was up the rate?

[dusk drift]

Hi Leaf

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never thought I'd have a #1 fan

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Ah wiz that does make sense

[pulsar wigeon]

yea the 1.15 thing was just to up the render rate

it was artifically capped before

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Has mojang shown any care about performance fixes for servers lately? Or has it just been about adding content

[pulsar wigeon]

they have

it's just gonna be a slow process

cuz they don't really get much for it

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I mean hell they are already talking about entirely redoing the nether generation

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they've shown care but none of the competence

[pulsar wigeon]

if they don't add content, they have 100 times as many players complaining "boo no content"