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pulsar wigeon
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which tells you a lot

main cargo
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Lol

golden gust
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First year dorm was maybe slimmer in width, but a bit longer; basically had room for a bed and a desk at the end, sink and wardrobe across from the desk

void void
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ok i wasnt caught up on the convo and i thought barty was sharing pics of his prison cell

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its actually cheaper in my area to just rent a place instead of live in a dorm on campus

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per person?

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yeah gross

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here, just outside of campus is a student apartment area, not affiliated with the uni. If you rent share with a few others, you can pay somewhere around 300-400 a month per person

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with lots more space available

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have to? o.O

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wtf

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my uni doesn't care where you live, be it with your parents, on your own in an apartment, or on campus

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lmao

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more like proven to increase revenue

pulsar wigeon
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just live with your parents

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yea, maybe you'd never have become a lootcrate peddler

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what a world that would be

void void
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This shit is crazy lmao

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13 questions about how gets to die in case a self driving car has brake failure

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who* gets to die

golden gust
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ethics is a bitch, tbh

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Am all for equal opertunity, however

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skid that car around and take 'em all out

void void
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heh

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it does ask shit like, "fat man or male athlete gets to die?"

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"homeless or executive?"

pulsar wigeon
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lmao

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i love how all the comments are like "should maintain vehicle so brakes don't fail" "should just drive into a wall instead" etc

void void
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oh sorry

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"large man"

pulsar wigeon
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missing the entire fucking point

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cat is a fan of multi-track drifting i see

vestal jasper
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my cat likes cupcake icing

pulsar wigeon
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that's how you get a chonker

vestal jasper
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he is a chonker

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he's an absolute unit

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he's getting better tho

pulsar wigeon
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i mean i dont think the scenarios take into account driver injury at all

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i mean the ones on that site

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obviously an actual implementation should

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oic

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yea i only looked at a few

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save the animals

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ez choice

indigo galleon
arctic geode
void void
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i need someone who lives in germany to volunteer to be the admin contact of my mufugging DE domain

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:^)

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hey MiniDigger

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:^)

pulsar wigeon
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is this a novelty domain

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:^)

void void
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kinda

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lmao

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i dont expect denic will ever send me anything...

limber knotBOT
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<s​im​pl​e> im pretty sure magma is rich tho, he runs this weird translation business that charges by the word and people actually buy it

void void
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but if they do, that should work and i can have those guys forward it to me

limber knotBOT
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this is how translation services work >_>

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they all charge by the word

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most writing-related stuff is billed by the word

void void
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night, i was making fun of magma no need to overanalyze it

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thanks tho

pulsar wigeon
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lmao

limber knotBOT
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w0t

pulsar wigeon
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r u new here m8

limber knotBOT
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no ive been here for 5 years

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wait no it's like 8 now

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/s

void void
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my message was highly sarcastic, but yea i forgot the /s

limber knotBOT
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y bill by word wen u can bill by character

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aye hi robo

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how u

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were ur market plogen

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hi Merry Christmas

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u2

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it's been a while

austere ivy
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started playing factorio

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about 3 days ago

limber knotBOT
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ya

austere ivy
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it's very good

limber knotBOT
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same

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well I sometimes hop on here

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RoboMWM: what r u up to these days

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do u got a job yet

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well didnt no we gonna get personal rite away

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i still maintain GP and do plogenz tho

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y u ask tho am curious

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am just curious

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yes am job, wbu

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idk

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u hav job?

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ish

pulsar wigeon
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i feel like i'm a visitor at the zoo watching two animals in the irc cage

limber knotBOT
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i believe dumcord is the zoo

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wat u mean by ish

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like not a real job or like part time

merry talon
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night u disappear for months at a time

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that doesnt count as being here

limber knotBOT
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hi sweepy

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how u been

merry talon
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worse now

limber knotBOT
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:<

turbid fractal
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anyone have any cool plugins they use to improve travel on their servers thats 1.15.1 compatible?

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I was thinking maybe one to improve minecarts so people still have to put in effortr

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cause track laying

pulsar wigeon
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craftbook?

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what kind of improvements do you mean anyway

turbid fractal
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just speed

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cause long rails can take up to a minute or two to cross even small server

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and god forbid the server is large

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, nether ice boats

turbid fractal
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yeah but those are lame to me

pulsar wigeon
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lmao

turbid fractal
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because its not meant to be a thing

pulsar wigeon
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well you're awfully opinionated

turbid fractal
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its just a neat interaction of the games engine

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which is why i think metal farms are lame aswell

pulsar wigeon
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i mean you are gonna have to think about how you want to design your players' gameplay experience

turbid fractal
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this is a private server in which im the one true god

pulsar wigeon
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if you just want to increase speed make a 2 line plugin that makes all minecarts go max speed all the time

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or w/e the fuck

turbid fractal
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just a very large private server (avg 12-15 people

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oh, i guess i could try my own plugin :P

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itd be kinda hard because im quite terrible with java over other langs

void void
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wait...im kinda confused

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maybe i only need a presence in germany if denic asks

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which, they may not

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not sure

turbid fractal
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@pulsar wigeon ty for this kickass plugin its so cool

unreal quarry
turbid fractal
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its literally a server side mod

pulsar wigeon
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don't ping me

turbid fractal
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Woah now

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warps are lame aswell, im very elitist when it comes to minecraft

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I enjoy manual travel and the likes

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also why i hate non food farms like farming gold from pigmen

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youve made a claim, now back it up

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how have i contradicted myself

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those arent mutually exclusive

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Teleportation isnt manual

vestal jasper
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barty ngl your spawn command is neat

turbid fractal
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improved minecarts that still must have rail lines built are manual

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you still need to get in a cart and roll your ass down the tracks

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so if anything buddy, youre lacking in intelligence

void void
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dude wtf, this support tech on godaddy is fucking ridiculous

vestal jasper
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barty you need more abusable terrain

turbid fractal
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Not an intended game mechanic? also ad hominem attacks just show how wrong you are lol

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because you have nothing else to say?

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god this guys a real brainlet, oh well

vestal jasper
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bringing up logical fallacies
only retards care enough about arguments to mention them

pulsar wigeon
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lmao

vestal jasper
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also people who think they're smarter than they are

pulsar wigeon
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i mean can we all just agree that everyone here is retarded

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thanks

vestal jasper
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woohoo look at me look at how smart I am I know what fallacies are peepoJuice

turbid fractal
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I mean, Fallacies are important for a reason lol?

vestal jasper
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my fucking middle school had debate classes that taught them you're not special

turbid fractal
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also fallacies being produced dont mean someone is inherently wrong

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someone can have a correct idea but argue it entirely wrongly

serene bolt
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I entered the chat at the right time, I love this channel at night

turbid fractal
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

pulsar wigeon
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i mean this place can be cancer 24/7 tbf

serene bolt
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professional editing

turbid fractal
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At first i was like, "if the people here are mostly people who run servers, then that must mean theres a minimum int req"

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but then i realized, its the opposite, because we all run servers of some kind, theres only a max int req

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we can only be so intelligent to spend our time doing this lol

pulsar wigeon
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i don't run a server of any kind

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speak for yourself

turbid fractal
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then why are you here lol

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unless you dev?? 🤔

pulsar wigeon
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i'm here to shoo the weebs back to their corner

turbid fractal
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lol

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Weebs, the internets greatest threat

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they swarm over the hills, screaming in broken japanese

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oh, now furries, thats the real enemy

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weebs, they're like, a side quest compared to furries

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i beg to differ

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the weebs stay inside usually

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but furries, they're suits are like armor that lets them go outside

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then you have to fucking see them

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and you think to yourself "maybe if i take them out right now itll be euthanasia and not murder"

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also i cant be a weeb

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ぼくは日本人です。

heady spear
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ew wtf take that weeb shit out of here

turbid fractal
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アメリカ人ではありません。

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

heady spear
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no one wants to read your dumb Japanese

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Use a sane person language or yeet off into the sunset

turbid fractal
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no one wants to read your dumb english

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Maybe i dont want to speak like the fat people

heady spear
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Use, idk, Mandarin?

turbid fractal
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Hah, and be like those pigs across the sea?

pulsar wigeon
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mfw i can actually read what he wrote

heady spear
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你闻起来像烂包子 =)))

pulsar wigeon
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tbh i'm pretty sure he's like a first semester japanese student

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cuz his sentence style was awk as fuck

heady spear
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Japanese is for the weak

pulsar wigeon
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yea maybe idk

heady spear
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Chinese is a man's language

steep heath
pulsar wigeon
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city m8 it's been like 8 years since i took chinese

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i don't remember more than like 300 words at most

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and they all have too many fucking lines

heady spear
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I took it first year of high school, all I remember is insults and how to ask people if they have big mangos

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by killing everyone that doesn't use it

turbid fractal
heady spear
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looks at Russian

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why r the weebs invading

turbid fractal
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another

vestal jasper
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it's the same weeb

heady spear
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I think the bible mentioned this

turbid fractal
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thank you vic for using the right english

heady spear
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instead of the wrong English? I personally prefer the second one

vestal jasper
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probably turned down security after that retard stopped joining

pulsar wigeon
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i think that's a first time thing

turbid fractal
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because the time bank for me isnt wiped on kick?

vestal jasper
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or that

turbid fractal
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thats how all servers work

pulsar wigeon
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the retard kept using new accounts

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because they were banned

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this retard only got kicked

turbid fractal
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Also this is the same account

pulsar wigeon
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so no need to re-wait the time

serene bolt
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yeah it's for fresh new discord accounts

vestal jasper
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well one of his accounts did get kicked once before he was banned and he waited 10 minutes after before he spoke

heady spear
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so ban and instantly pardon instead? then they have to suffer a little more

turbid fractal
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im pretty sure ban also doesnt wipe it?

pulsar wigeon
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hm, you might be right vic

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not sure

turbid fractal
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you say once before but ive been here like 3 days

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and this is the one and only acc

heady spear
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no one is talking about you

pulsar wigeon
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hey weebface

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have you considered you're not the only retard

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and we might be talking about other retards

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and the world doesn't revolve around you

turbid fractal
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No, because we've got you, duh

heady spear
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at least wiz doesn't write in weeb language

turbid fractal
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like what even is this lmao

heady spear
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I remember ~2012 when people thought they were hella cool for learning 2 sentences in Japanese

turbid fractal
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looks like a 1st grader made it

heady spear
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and then they started spamming them everywhere, dumb shits.

turbid fractal
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im pretty sure that rule applies to all languages City

heady spear
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We appreciate barty's ugly profile picture.

serene bolt
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needs a loot crate

turbid fractal
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we you

heady spear
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No, Japanese specifically. Very annoying people tend to "learn" it.

turbid fractal
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Sure, typically from anime, and use it all wrong

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like throwing "sugoi" around all the time

serene bolt
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baka

turbid fractal
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^^ oh god

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that one is especially nauseating

heady spear
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"^^" clearly a weeb

serene bolt
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desu desu desu desu desu

turbid fractal
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Language has like 20 different ways to call someone an idiot, uses only 1

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🤢

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not to mention a million ways to insult in general

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so many ways, i love it

heady spear
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So anyway, Turing machines are annoying af to design and I don't wanna.

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you're fighting the good fight, babe

turbid fractal
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bye, dont wake up

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better off sleeping, just, forever

heady spear
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no, sleep all night long 🙂 Until like, idk, you're less tired.

turbid fractal
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I mean hey, a world w/o you, thats a blessing hooo

heady spear
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I like this weeb, they're nice.

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just awful at insults

vestal jasper
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language has 200000 ways to insult someone
thinks of the worst insults

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seems legit

pulsar wigeon
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we used to do that in elementary school

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"i'm rubber you're glue"

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lmao

heady spear
turbid fractal
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didnt say english has alot of them

vestal jasper
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a lot

heady spear
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bruh they're clearly not a weeb

serene bolt
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wow i just scrolled 3 times and i'm already done with that

turbid fractal
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Me, City's just stalking me

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and tossing out my stuff thats attached to discord

pulsar wigeon
serene bolt
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ah yes, lolihunter1337

pulsar wigeon
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damn right imma follow lolihunter1337

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:^)

vestal jasper
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🚓

heady spear
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bruh

turbid fractal
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mobile LOL

sharp sentinel
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"My first CSS Grid"

serene bolt
sharp sentinel
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On each page navigation as well

heady spear
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bruh is that linkedin account real

pulsar wigeon
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is that github picture actually him

heady spear
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you might want to add some SE related shit on there, not just restaurant related experience shrug_animated

turbid fractal
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@heady spear i dont really touch it

sharp sentinel
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To be fair if they're a student it probs doesm't matter

turbid fractal
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honestly should just remove it

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LI is garbage

sharp sentinel
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Nah you just gotta cram /literally everything/ onto your LinkedIn

turbid fractal
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also i have no SE experience

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atleast in the field

sharp sentinel
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Put your GitHub projects under the projects section

heady spear
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I just wanted to find out whether or not they were this annoying IRL and I think I've found the answer.

turbid fractal
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just ALOT of shit made on the side

sharp sentinel
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Stuff like that is still useful to note down

heady spear
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They're clearly a weeb, it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt.

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Now I can block them and move on with my life. Very productive morning.

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If you've got any sort of SE experience, add it. Do those dumb LI quizzes so you get CSS badges and whatnot

sharp sentinel
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I did some weird maths a year or so ago, and if you include every location, maven, builds.eh, etc - It most likely does yes

heady spear
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just show that you care about learning, it looks good.

pulsar wigeon
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WE has ~21 million on dbo alone

turbid fractal
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Thats cool

sharp sentinel
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To be fair maven is a sketchy one to include for download counts

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Because it's 99.99% automated builds of downstream projects 😛

turbid fractal
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Maven, thats a Build System for Java right?

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I've not really explored anything outside of what Java I forced me to because i can't stand java

pulsar wigeon
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i mean

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just ask zombiestryker

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who broke his autoupdater so it would always download

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:^)

sharp sentinel
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Is that the guy who spammed dbo?

pulsar wigeon
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yea

heady spear
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Okay but Java is an extremely popular programming language

sharp sentinel
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hahahaha is that how that happened?

pulsar wigeon
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all his plugins have like 30m downloads

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cuz he has an autoupdater that downloads even if it's up to date

heady spear
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and any experience is useful

pulsar wigeon
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he fixed it at some point but

turbid fractal
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I mean, bloodletting was popular, we all know how dumb that was now

heady spear
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don't sell yourself short just because you don't value your current knowledge, mate.

pulsar wigeon
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not before getting the 30 most downloaded plugins...with a grand total of like 300 server on bstats

turbid fractal
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Also, so is C++, which i do all my work in

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Becuase i like the control it gives me

left swift
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Did he grt in trouble

pulsar wigeon
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no

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not that i know of

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idk

turbid fractal
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i mean seriously, not being able to pass by ref in a language? that sounds awful

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck

heady spear
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Java is proof you understand basic OOP at least 😛

turbid fractal
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So is all my C++ work tho

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since C++ is OOP Capabale and multi paradigm

heady spear
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omg imagine using C where you don't have references. Useless language!

haughty bear
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is maven a good idea to learn?

turbid fractal
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ofc im currently moving to DOP

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which is way better

heady spear
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I bet no one has done anything useful in C! Why even learn it? No references, no fun!

pulsar wigeon
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which is way better

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oh, yes of course

turbid fractal
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i mean Java

pulsar wigeon
turbid fractal
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I just dont personally like it

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also java is on the way out anyways cause of a couple other languages on the JVM that are just, plain better

heady spear
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"not being able to pass by ref in a language?"

You can't in C either, so by that logic C is also awful 😄

sharp sentinel
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I'm personally not a Kotlin fan tbh

pulsar wigeon
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java is on the way out

sharp sentinel
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If that's what you mean by plain better languages

heady spear
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he clearly meant scala

pulsar wigeon
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someone tell all those big corporations using java

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LUL

turbid fractal
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Didnt say it was bad lol

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just said i dont like it

sharp sentinel
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Scala is not a Java competitor

golden gust
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Java is bad

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Use Kotlin

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runs

pulsar wigeon
heady spear
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run far away u dipshit

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like into the ocean

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and stay there

pulsar wigeon
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also yea scala isn't meant to compete with java

turbid fractal
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not talking about scala lol

pulsar wigeon
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and kotlin is more of a java extension than a competitor

turbid fractal
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Mostly Kotlin

sharp sentinel
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Scala is a very different paradigm to Java

pulsar wigeon
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and if you're gonna talking about clojure...

turbid fractal
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Then again i dont rly fuck with the JVM

heady spear
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I know! He meant Jython.

turbid fractal
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so my opinion is basically that of a total outsider

sharp sentinel
turbid fractal
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forming opinions with little info thinksmart

left swift
heady spear
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if your brain is small, like yours clearly is, then you'll always have to work with little info

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so that must be quite familiar to u

turbid fractal
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I mean sure buddy but whatever

heady spear
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I'm not your buddy, buddy.

turbid fractal
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You've got weeb in your name so i guess we both lose

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cause you're in this weeb hole with me

left swift
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He went for it

heady spear
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I'll pee on you, mate.

turbid fractal
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Thats pretty gay

serene bolt
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ah nothing quite like the holidays

turbid fractal
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Ngl

golden gust
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I mean

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That's city in a single sentence, tbh

left swift
heady spear
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kashike updated my nick and because kashike is babe, it's not going to change. You're a weeb because of your degenerate nature.

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also ye hella gay, but only if I let you pee on me too

turbid fractal
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Nah

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this homo is just 1 way

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and the source is you

heady spear
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I'm pretty sure it's you tbh

left swift
turbid fractal
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idk man

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you want to pee on me

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which means whipping it out in front of another man

heady spear
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I don't want to, but I will.

left swift
heady spear
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to assert dominance

sharp sentinel
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I saw two guys peeing on each other one night when walking home

heady spear
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did you join them?

sharp sentinel
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I just kept walking 🤷‍♀️

pulsar wigeon
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because they were gay or drunk?

heady spear
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aw

pulsar wigeon
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or both?

sharp sentinel
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Probably both

heady spear
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all men are gay when drunk

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that sounded rapey

golden gust
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City knows all about that

pulsar wigeon
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yea it did

turbid fractal
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lots of gay in here

heady spear
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don't call the cops

left swift
heady spear
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o dude

turbid fractal
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no one said it was sexual until you buddy

sharp sentinel
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I only assumed they were gay because it was in an alley beside a gay bar tbh

turbid fractal
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i just said it was gay

golden gust
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probs more a territorial thing or some bs

turbid fractal
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what are you, a golden shower guy?

golden gust
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God knows

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The human race is fucked

left swift
heady spear
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ye marking them your territory

turbid fractal
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Barty you gotta stop talking about yourself like that

heady spear
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it's like marriage, only cuter

turbid fractal
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we know you're a retard

left swift
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Whos we

turbid fractal
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awareness campaign successful

heady spear
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don't come here and call barty a retard

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he's our retard

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you can't call him a retard unless you've earned those rights

turbid fractal
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i have

pulsar wigeon
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only leaf can give out retard calling rights

turbid fractal
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by not being him

pulsar wigeon
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being the king retard and all

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but leaf isn't here

heady spear
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I miss leaf

turbid fractal
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by not being as retarded as him, i have earned that right

pulsar wigeon
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so applications for retard calling rights are all on hold

turbid fractal
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simple as that

dusk drift
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Hope everyone had a nice Christmas

turbid fractal
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you're keeping yourself awake buddy

left swift
pulsar wigeon
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yea fence imma just ban you for the next 9 hours or so

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so barty and i can go sleep

turbid fractal
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i mean sure

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whatever makes you sleep at night

sharp sentinel
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Wait what happened to leaf

left swift
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emoji_50 fence is gone emoji_50

turbid fractal
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🥁

heady spear
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Chag Sameach!

pulsar wigeon
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leaf is on hiatus

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doing his own thing i think

golden gust
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Nothing changed there, really

heady spear
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🕎

turbid fractal
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hah

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the amount of brain cells im burning through to interpret this 5head nth dimension reaction is unfathomable

left swift
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Oh no

turbid fractal
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what in gods name could 🤺 mean

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seriously

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Unless you wish to duel with me

heady spear
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I'd like to see that

turbid fractal
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if so then ill take you on

pulsar wigeon
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i bet you fucking studied the blade

turbid fractal
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You bet your ass i did

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All 3 of them

pulsar wigeon
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all 3

left swift
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Lol

sharp sentinel
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All 3 blades? Or all 3 asses?

turbid fractal
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ive got my tri force right here buddy

#

all 3, blades, come and get me

pulsar wigeon
#

barty you shut the fuck up

#

kitchen knives are bae

golden gust
#

#ThoseAreIllegalHere

#

#TeaAndSconesMoFo

pulsar wigeon
#

hey now cat

#

a paring knife is under 6"

upper flicker
#

Sitting in Boston atm, will pour some of your nasty ass tea in the harbor

turbid fractal
#

U.K. more like "I've just been stabbed and it's not even noon yet"

heady spear
#

there are 21 keyblades my dudes

golden gust
#

Hey

#

Listen here u fuck

#

Pay your damned taxes

upper flicker
#

Also pretty sure half of you are getting baited

turbid fractal
#

How about you pay em for me laddie

pulsar wigeon
#

the truth comes out

#

Z has been running PaperMC as a tax evasion scheme this entire time!

heady spear
#

I haven't had coffee and no one in this housei s awake to make me some

haughty bear
#

@golden gust pay ur tv loicence

golden gust
#

lolno

pulsar wigeon
#

cat get fucking pinged

upper flicker
#

His EU license is about to expire

turbid fractal
#

atleast my country can make decisions

heady spear
#

after Brexit, will the UK float off into the Atlantic?

golden gust
#

No

heady spear
#

or are they allowed to remain in Europe

turbid fractal
#

how long before brexit just becomes a wierd ass holiday where no one knows what it actually means anymore

golden gust
#

We're intending to sick instead

#

*sink

cosmic raft
#

did someone say sink

heady spear
#

o okay, fair enough

#

save the queen tho

upper flicker
#

Like the lost city of Atlantis, just with more chavs

heady spear
#

I quite like her

turbid fractal
#

"and today, we ask the EU for another extension, as is the yearly tradition, we've no idea what the extension is for, nor do we ever get denied, we simply ask for it"

left swift
heady spear
#

#swexit never took off 😦

pulsar wigeon
#

the queen will be holding charles under to make sure he dies before her

#

as the mainland sinks beneath the waves

golden gust
#

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

upper flicker
#

rule britannia

heady spear
#

isn't she like the queen of all the commonwealth realms

turbid fractal
#

yes

pulsar wigeon
#

most of them still yea

heady spear
#

if the UK sinks she can just use her magic to teleport to Canada

turbid fractal
#

she technically rules canada LOL

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean

#

she's technically the queen of canada

#

"technically rules canada" is a bit of a stretch

sharp sentinel
#

So /technically/ she's queen of Australia, but it's entirely ceremonial

pulsar wigeon
#

australia too

turbid fractal
#

i mean

#

shes the queen

pulsar wigeon
#

yes but

turbid fractal
#

sure she cant ACTUALLY do anything

serene badge
heady spear
#

Australia doesn't exist so it's entirely irrelevant

upper flicker
#

She does maintain a bit of power in the U.K. she doesn’t anywhere else

turbid fractal
#

but theoretically shes in a position of power

upper flicker
#

But monarchies are stupid

pulsar wigeon
#

the countries have constitutions which delegate certain rights to the monarch

upper flicker
#

Burn them all

heady spear
#

Monarchies are not stupid!!

sharp sentinel
#

Australia is a constitutional monarchy, but the Queen's representative (Governor General) technically has authority to get rid of the Prime Minister

#

But that's basically all

heady spear
#

Take that back 😠

left swift
#

God save the queen

turbid fractal
#

God save the queen

upper flicker
#

Your king is dumb and your face ugly

sharp sentinel
#

And it's a bit of a process, not just a "I feel like getting rid of you today" sort thing

heady spear
#

our king is the best

turbid fractal
#

fuck the king though

pulsar wigeon
#

ew

turbid fractal
#

God save the queen however

pulsar wigeon
#

wait what king

#

england has no king?

#

are you talking about some other king

left swift
#

King from fallen kingdom

heady spear
#

Our king is badass and has cool hats. The British queen does not have cool hats.

upper flicker
#

We’re talking about city’s cancer now

left swift
#

F

turbid fractal
#

england may not have a king now

#

but fuck the concept of the british king

#

i.e., fuck the king

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean, that's not really the same thing

limber knotBOT
#

I want some fucking coffee

pulsar wigeon
#

ah, snake tentacles

heady spear
#

we win, look at that happy face x

limber knotBOT
#

it's inhumane to be awake for over 5 hours without caffeine

pulsar wigeon
#

city's fav hentai

limber knotBOT
#

p hot

#

nice taste weeb

pulsar wigeon
#

magma

#

imagine living decades without caffeine

heady spear
#

I wanted coffee before magma did

#

he's just copying me

sharp sentinel
#

I haven't had coffee in almost a week oof

heady spear
#

look! Portugal is barely even on the list

pulsar wigeon
#

yall a bunch of fucking addicts

limber knotBOT
#

huf my shorts weeb

pulsar wigeon
#

i'm going to bed bye

limber knotBOT
#

you can share them with wiz

pulsar wigeon
#

keep the weebs under control

sharp sentinel
#

bye wiz

heady spear
#

Finland is worse because they don't have sunlight and their president looks like a prune

upper flicker
#

Finland probably has cooler hats too

heady spear
#

we don't have sunlight either tbf but we do have a cool king

#

and we don't share a border with Russia like Norway and Finland thus. Best nordic country by far.

#

thus? does lmao

sharp sentinel
#

Finland doesn't exist tho

#

Some guy on Steam kept messaging me for years about it

limber knotBOT
#

they're right

#

finland doesn't exist

heady spear
#

Finland is actually a part of the Swedish Empire.

#

most of the Baltics too. It's all ours.

limber knotBOT
#

there's actually a massive hole where finland should be

#

it goes down to the earth's core

upper flicker
#

Maybe the UK should regain some notoriety and invade some of those small worthless Nordic countries

#

Apparently the Swedish empire is a thing

#

Sounds ezpz

heady spear
#

no plz we don't have military 😦

#

and russia is already flaunting its massive pp, we're scared

turbid fractal
#

im pretty sure the U.K. military is like the only existent one in the EU

#

then again the only demonstration is against a tiny war torn country in the southern hemisphere

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

wtf

turbid fractal
#

ew

#

the crunchwrap is fucking awful

#

as is everything from taco bell

limber knotBOT
#

there's a subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of people sitting on yeti coolers

#

and boy a lot of these are nsfw

turbid fractal
#

oh my

limber knotBOT
#

actually they're almost all nsfw

sharp sentinel
#

Tacos are amazing, can confirm

#

I want tacos for dinner now

#

Oof I hope Taco Bell is open on public holidays

turbid fractal
#

eugh

#

taco bell tacos are so not even close to the real thing

#

they're like, a sad abomination

sharp sentinel
#

I'm in Australia, I can't get much closer 😛

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

I heard 5 of them opened on some street in the east coast and they all closed a month later or something

turbid fractal
#

you can

#

make it yourself, its so simple

limber knotBOT
#

mighty taco best taco

turbid fractal
#

tacos are like, braindead easy to make

#

i believe in you

sharp sentinel
#

I mean if I bought a taco kit it'd taste the same as Taco Bell

#

I'm postiive Taco Bell use the kit that I buy

turbid fractal
#

oh god those also suck

#

bro just buy some thick tortillas

#

and like, a box of rice + seasoning

#

and cut up some fresh veggies, and cook some meat on the stove

heady spear
#

I’ve never had Taco Bell because I don’t live in a fat people country, but it looks bloody awful

turbid fractal
#

boom, easy tacos that dont taste like someones already eaten them and shit em out

limber knotBOT
#

I actually went out of my way to try taco bell out while I was in the US last year

#

it was disgusting

sharp sentinel
#

Taco Bell in the US is shit

limber knotBOT
#

I don't get it

sharp sentinel
#

Taco Bell in Aus is actually decent

#

I've had both, and there's significant difference

heady spear
#

The sun has fried your tastebuds

limber knotBOT
#

must be because Aus is closer to mexico so more authentic

turbid fractal
#

Taco bell is just sad man

#

honestly, get anything else

#

even mcdonalds

heady spear
#

O ye that makes sense magma

limber knotBOT
#

I agree, Mcd's was better

#

not good, but better

heady spear
#

I had Burger King in Spain and the serving sizes were insane

#

In Sweden you get half a pickle and a slap

limber knotBOT
#

burger king should be outlawed

#

that shit barely qualifies as food most of the time

heady spear
#

Possibly some dried reindeer meat

#

That’s why we’re all skinny and super hot

limber knotBOT
#

noice

#

except for you, of course

heady spear
#

I’m thicc

limber knotBOT
#

you're one of the ones who live under a bridge right

#

boy how tall and fat are you

heady spear
#

I’m also super sore 😦

#

I went to the gym for the first time since my surgery and everything hurts a lot

limber knotBOT
#

oh

#

I still can't go

#

I can start going after the 1st I think

#

can I call 911 if I have insufficient caffeine and just can't wake up inside ?

heady spear
#

Yes

limber knotBOT
#

hello 911?

#

wake me up

#

wake me up inside

#

can't wake up

void void
#

oh fuck

#

i never turned the webserver back on :^)

#

k

fallen oracle
#

Nice.

peak dirge
turbid fractal
#

long form posts?

peak dirge
#

I have finished writing about the main thread. Now I'm writing about Netty event loops.

#

Stuff that's north of 1,000 words and have lots of detail

#

Very important for SEO and stupid stuff like that.

heady spear
#

my dog is jealous because I'm petting my cat

#

and now* my cat is pissed at my dog because he's looking at me

#

I'm smack dab in the middle of the most heated conflict of the 21st century

peak dirge
#

proposal for @heady spear to give us peace in the Middle East

limber knotBOT
#

proposal to blame the lack of peace in the middle east on weeb

void void
#

its just fucking an html page

#

this makes no goddamn sense

limber knotBOT
#

lol imagine computers running on logic

golden gust
#

You probs made a dumb with CF

#

Is CF set to full ssl?

void void
#

god damn it no

#

fixed.

#

-.-

#

thanks dad

limber knotBOT
#

uwu

#

man I want to go to bed

#

but I've been awake for like 7 hours

peak dirge
#

Today's uBlock Origin rule of the day ||*.statuspage.io/embed/frame$subdocument

#

Statuspage's status embeds lock up Firefox.

limber knotBOT
#

didn't lock up mine o.O

limber knotBOT
#

oh cool

#

my banking app went on a holuday

#

holiday

#

lmao

heady spear
#

yay I finished designing my turing machine but it's super fucking slow

#

it has done 400k steps for f(10), it did like 2 for f(2). The time complexity of this machine is bloody awful

limber knotBOT
#

Bit like thre rest of your code.

#

pets KennyTV

#

owo

#

pokes Vertanzil's other eye

#

Hahah that was my butthole.

#

oO

wheat lichen
#

cutie

limber knotBOT
#

pets MagmaGuy|1

#

rip xD

#

pets electroniccat

#

pokes electroniccat

#

tosses a lit match into the room

#

mmmm warm

vestal jasper
#

stabs electroniccat

golden gust
#

I went for a walk up town, because boxing day, and kinda wanted a walk so took a nip to the pound store; Got some wagon wheels, and those thin mint things and some turkish delight ones too, also got a headache \o/

limber knotBOT
#

nice! o/

#

Poor cat

#

at least you have wagon wheels as compensation for your efforts.

golden gust
#

^^

limber knotBOT
#

ughh Ive got some kind of bug and I feel rough but I need to go out and get shopping otherwise I am going to starve but effort and I CBA

#

electroniccat go get my shopping for me.

#

You only live like 3 hours away from me

void void
#

so what is boxing day anyway

vestal jasper
#

a day of boxing

golden gust
#

as a child, I was told that it was basically the day in which people would give a small present to their servants or something like that

limber knotBOT
#

gives electroniccat 1 box of cookies

void void
#

lul

#

you posh fucks

golden gust
#

In Britain, it was a custom for tradesmen to collect "Christmas boxes" of money or presents on the first weekday after Christmas as thanks for good service throughout the year

#

from wikipedia

void void
#

yeah im on there too

golden gust
#

These days, it's basically just the day off after xmas

#

Unless you work in one of the stores which are open

#

Then, some level of riiip

#

There was like a huge fuckoff queue outside of Lush

void void
#

damn, did postmen get a 'christmas box' at each place they stopped

#

if so, should rename to

#

Git Rich Day

golden gust
#

oh, am guessin you guys don't have lush

void void
#

is that the makeup store

vestal jasper
#

the fuck is lush

golden gust
#

To my best understanding, it's basically a store that sells fragranced soap and that type of shite

void void
#

my sister likes some place called lush

#

she gets hair moisturizer and weird shit there

#

which i steal because its cool

#

but you wont catch me in there

golden gust
#

Yea, dats the place

vestal jasper
#

so it's just a giant HABA store

#

got it

void void
#

wtf is haba

#

i just looked it up and thats a toy store

#

lush is definitely not a toy store

vestal jasper
#

health and beauty

#

retail term

void void
#

that would be hab

#

whats the final a

vestal jasper
#

Oh it's Health And Beauty Aids

void void
vestal jasper
#

peepoGIGA aids

void void
#

AIDS

#

jinx

vestal jasper
#

well

#

some places say Aid

#

some say Aids

#

let's go with Aid

pearl ibex
void void
#

wtf

#

why

golden gust
#

.rekt

#

rip xD

pearl ibex
#

Unable to resolve.

void void
#

well stop doing it wrong then

pearl ibex
#

You're a bad cat, you know. :>

#

@void void Oh, thanks a lot, it solved my issue 100%. :>

golden gust
#

That's the server dependency, not the API

#

if they're not using nms/CB, just switch it to paper-api

void void
#

lol

pearl ibex
#

I am.

golden gust
#

Otherwise, "good luck"

#

Yea, we go back to .rekt

void void
#

just stop being a noob

pearl ibex
#

It was working tho.

void void
#

are you using a local repo

#

whats your pom lol

pearl ibex
#

I think so, yeah.

#

Maven... thonk

#

Hell nah.

#

Gradle.

void void
#

ok...what's your build.gradle then

#

do you want help or you wanna complain

#

cuz ill let you perish

#

idgaf

golden gust
pearl ibex
#

Oof.

#

I'll just paste that here. :>

#

Well, that's it: ```repositories {
mavenLocal()
maven { url 'https://plugins.gradle.org/m2/' }
maven { url = 'https://papermc.io/repo/repository/maven-public/' }
maven { url = 'https://repo.aikar.co/content/groups/aikar/' }
maven { url = 'http://repo.maven.apache.org/maven2' }
}

dependencies {
compile 'co.aikar:taskchain-bukkit:3.7.2'
compile 'co.aikar:acf-paper:0.5.0-SNAPSHOT'
compileOnly 'com.destroystokyo.paper:paper-api:1.14.2-R0.1-SNAPSHOT'
compileOnly 'com.destroystokyo.paper:paper:1.14.2-R0.1-SNAPSHOT'
}```

void void
#

why do you have paper-api and paper

pearl ibex
#

Smart boi. :>

void void
pearl ibex
void void
#

is paper itself in your ~/.m2

#

but you dont need both the api and the server jar

#

api is in the server jar

pearl ibex
#

Oh, didn't knew.

#

Lemme check.

void void
#

if its not in there, go build paper and it should be

#

then try to resolve again

pearl ibex
#

1.13.2 and 1.15.1 but not 1.14.2, smh.

void void
#

well theres your answer

#

go clone 1.14.2 and ./paper jar

#

have fun

pearl ibex
#

I did.

#

Twice.

void void
#

are you sure you're building 1.14.2

pearl ibex
#

Quick question.

#

Oh, nvm.

#

That shit just built 1.15.1. thonk

void void
#

you should have to clone, checkout ver/1.14 then ./paper jar because master is now 1.15

golden gust
#

You'd need to check the commit history

pearl ibex
#

Why is it 1.15.1 the default version tho?

golden gust
#

Look for whre 1.14.3 is and grab the build before that

#

Because 1.15.1 is the latest version?

void void
#

^

pearl ibex
#

I thought there was some kind of threshold where a new version wasn't the default.

#

Nvm, i'm stupid.

golden gust
#

1.15.x was a trivial update over 1.14

#

Pretty hard to recommend 1.14 over 1.15 in any capacity

pearl ibex
#

Weird stuff: it shows no problem for paper-api 1.14.2 even though it isn't in .m2 folder. thonk

void void
#

because paper api is hosted lol

#

its not in your local repo

#

doesnt need to be

pearl ibex
#

We learn something new every day. :>

golden gust
#

am gon nap, any Qs, simple will gotchu

#

runs out

void void
#

oh boy

#

ok i can't find where they updated to 1.14.3 so i cant find the last 1.14.2 commit for you

pearl ibex
#

Nah, i don't need 1.14.2 now.

void void
#

so what do you need

pearl ibex
#

If 1.15.x is good to use... 🤷‍♂️

void void
#

k lol

pearl ibex
#

Update time.

void void
#

dont depend both api and server, if you use NMS just depend the server.

#

build latest branch, depend 1.15.1

#

good 2 go

#

hf

pearl ibex
#

<3

#

Oooh, git pull. :>

void void
#

yes

pearl ibex
#

Your branch and 'origin/master' have diverged, and have 525 and 106 different commits each, respectively. (use "git pull" to merge the remote branch into yours)

#

Nice.

void void
#

you git fetch

woven otter
#

u fuking betch

pearl ibex
#

Day 1 of asking to switch to Gradle. thonk

woven otter
#

use-native-transport
what's that in server.properties? Had to disable it because the server kept exploding for some reason

pearl ibex
#

Oh, duck. :>

woven otter
#

okay but do you have any idea why it keeps exploding

void void
#

idk prob bc mojang

#

"""optimized"""

woven otter
#

it was funny though. in like 30 secs it generated 360MB log file lel

void void
#

F

pearl ibex
#

Gradle does not resolve stuff from my build.gradle but still compiles, smh.

#

OCD is coming... :/

void void
#

file -> clear caches and restart

#

or whatever its called

#

invalidate

pearl ibex
#

Does not resolve plugins stuff.

#

Lmao.

void void
#

i have no idea wat ur talking about but ok

pearl ibex
#

I'll just guess it has no docs for it. 🤷‍♂️

#

person_shrugging 🤷

#

Discord went PC, lmao.

void void
#

k

pearl ibex
#

Could not resolve symbol 'shadowJar' Smh.

void void
#

ur doing it wrong

north vale
#

does anyone know if 1.15.2 is a thing ?
there aren't any new snapshots either

limber knotBOT
#

let's find out

#

.g minecraft 1.15.2

#

rip bot?

woven otter
#

good one

void void
#

It would have to be posted to Spigot first. Mojang has no releases.

#

It's the day after Christmas.

#

No one wants to work rn

#

Let ppl enjoy the end of this decade

#

Go take a nap

woven otter
#

oh right end of this decade

#

rip

limber knotBOT
#

finally it's over

woven otter
#

I wonder what kind of cancer will we get during 2020-2030

limber knotBOT
#

more than enough I presume

pearl ibex
#

The new decade will begin in 2021, smh.

void void
#

I diagnose you with Fucking Retard.

limber knotBOT
#

^

void void
#

It's centuries that start at the first year.

pearl ibex
#

._.

#

Smh.

limber knotBOT
#

please shake your head until you black out

pearl ibex
#

Ok.

#

So...

#

First decade using our actual date format.

#

Year 1 to 10.

#

A decade, 10 years.

void void
#

year 0 existed.

pearl ibex
#

Lmao.

void void
#

im not kidding

pearl ibex
#

The 2020s (pronounced "twenty-twenties" or "two thousand (and) twenties", shortened to "the '20s") is the upcoming decade in the Gregorian calendar that will begin on 1 January 2020, and will end on 31 December 2029.

#

Wikipedia is retarded. thonk

void void
#

why

#

that's accurate

#

it ends on the last day of 2029, because the 12:00am 2030 is the next decade...

pearl ibex
#

No, no.

limber knotBOT
#

yes yes??

cosmic raft
#

what are you smoking landis

pearl ibex
#

It must end in 2020.

limber knotBOT
#

what????

pearl ibex
#

Kash. D:

void void
#

what the fuck are you talking about

limber knotBOT
#

you must end in 2020

vestal jasper
#

can we make this retard end earlier?

#

i'm growing impatient

pearl ibex
#

Decade will end in 2020, change my mind.

void void
#

that's...correct. but NEXT decade...the one we're about to go into...

#

will end at 11:59:59pm Dec 31 2029

#

which is what wikipedia said

#

so pls clarify

#

why are they retarded

prisma briar
pearl ibex
#

I can't clarify.

#

But they are. :>

void void
#

ok retard

cosmic raft
#

[04:05] kashike:what are you smoking landis

limber knotBOT
#

just so we can avoid taking whatever you're on :aaa:

void void
#

he's on retard juice

worn ember
pearl ibex
#

A decade is a 10 years period. It must begin in a year ending with 1. Change my mind.

void void
#

bro what.

worn ember
#

what?

limber knotBOT
#

can you please just

#

fuk off

worn ember
#

actually rart

limber knotBOT
#

so you think the next millennium starts with 3001?

#

because 1 to 1000?

worn ember
#

what happend to 0?

void void
#

2009->Jan 1 2010, 120000am

2010->2011 -> 1 year
2011->2012 -> 2 years
2012->2013 -> 3 years
2013->2014 -> 4 years
2014->2015 -> 5 years
2015->2016 -> 6 years
2016->2017 -> 7 years
2017->2018 -> 8 years
2018->2019 -> 9 years

2019->Dec 31 2019, 11:59:59pm -> 10 years

ONE second later, the next decade begins.

#

nice discord

limber knotBOT
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tbh I can't even tell he's just trolling - if it is, it's an absolutely rarted troll

worn ember
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lol

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lets cyber bully the mienkraft kids

void void
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same as for a century, 0-99 = first century, 100-199 = 2nd century, 200-299 = 3rd century, 300-399 = 4th...and so on.

vestal jasper
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No its pretty apparent trolling

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You guys are just getting soft

void void
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well, this is the dude who can't even figure out that the api is inside the server jar

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so

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im inclined to believe he's just a fucknut

cosmic raft
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it is 4 am i don't have the patience for this good night

limber knotBOT
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have fun sleeping o>

void void
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its 4am for me too kash

vestal jasper
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You can be intentionally and unintentionally retarded at the same time

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Gnite kash

limber knotBOT
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simple go to bed you fucker

vestal jasper
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4 am here. Just got in bed.

worn ember
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sleep nerds

void void
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im watching how a man ran a marathon in less than 2 hours hold on

limber knotBOT
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you as well vic you cuck

void void
worn ember
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let the superior europeans handle earth

vestal jasper
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JUST GOT IN BED BTW

limber knotBOT
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GET OFF DISCORD THEN

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AAAA

worn ember
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simple, he did it by running