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pulsar wigeon
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over the amount of server owners complaining "boo lag"

main cargo
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Dont players notice the lack of 1.15.1 large servers since the owners are to scared to go past 1.12???

static badge
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players do want 1.15 over 1.12

main cargo
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Yes but owners cant. If you throw 200 players on a single world on plugin filled 1.15.1 server it's going to be tough to get it to run at full speed, am I wrong?

static badge
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never said you're wrong about that

main cargo
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No I mean like seriously is there 1.15.1 servers with that many players running at 20tps

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Like I'm not sure if its possible

static badge
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no there aren't to my knowledge

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you mean 100% never touch your server

main cargo
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Unfortunately that is true. They are on bedrock because they are driven to it via Microsoft's advertising

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However once a player wants a more custom server. They start looking at java servers or single player mods

static badge
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wouldn't mind if they dropped java dev tbh Kappa

main cargo
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Problem is bedrock is Microsofts pet. They want money from it. Including micro transactions for content, which free mods and apis would hinder sales

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Bedrock has packs that contain dozens of maps and mobs that will never see traditional survival mode. Even if the mob is logically sound for broad use. Like deer and such

static badge
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interesting

main cargo
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I honestly get pissed whenever I log into bedrock mc.

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It's not going to help java servers in the long run at all.

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However them releasing the bedrock api is a big step

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Technically now it's easier for devs to pick it up and make other api's

static badge
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wasn't that in js

main cargo
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Server api I meant

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Js?

static badge
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dunno how well bedrock performs

main cargo
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It really seems bedrock is too wild to code a api around right now.

static badge
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heard it's just as dumb but has more black magic hiding it all

main cargo
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They are changing it entirely so fast that it's a pain I would assume

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It seems it's going to be more of a data pack driven server software rather than plugin driven

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I mean for modding at least

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Or they might wrap it all up tight once it's out of the alpha stages to the point it cant be easily modified. I'm not sure

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I thought the bees were going to be exclusive to java version, but bedrock got it at the same time

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So much for bees being the apology for jacking up 1.14 java so bad

static badge
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don't think that was the intention

main cargo
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Yeah it was only a thought some had for a bit, obviously it held no water

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Thing is a user isnt going to stay with a game crippled by bugs, so content must be added to get them back on after

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That is, if they care about that slight loss at all

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I think bedrock was fine during that drama tho

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So it wasnt affecting their main playerbase

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The delay of 1.14 for java was painfully long, and met with a awful release

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Wait which version was the delay... was it 1.14 or one before it...

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Welp regardless hopefully the updates for bedrock and java are closer together from now on. The bee update seemed to be.

static badge
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it certainly seemed to 🐝

unreal minnow
rugged pine
stuck badger
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What is travertine?

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Oh ok

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Anyone know how to setup smtp server on pterodactyl panel

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I can't figure it out

void void
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Leaf is back I see

queen rapids
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LEAF

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YOO

void void
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im literally so suck at cities skylines

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my residents hate me

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ive already earned the hated mayor achievement

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@stuck badger it's in the .env file

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follow the setup guide, there is a whole section on how to set up mail

copper ferry
stuck badger
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No

void void
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yeah, the guide is meant to be read

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so read it

stuck badger
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It's two lines

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It doesn't show how to do it

void void
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it tells you a fucking command to use

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you goddamn retard

stuck badger
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That's what I fucking did

void void
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the start of the guide even says, dont just copy and paste

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you need a little bit of brain

stuck badger
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It doesn't show u how to set up the actual username and password

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Also mailtrap is a email test service

void void
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run the command.

stuck badger
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Ok one sec I have to ssh

void void
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it literally says to setup a custom smtp server select smtp in the command's options after you run it.

stuck badger
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My god

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You have to make an account in an smtp server site and get those

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The username and password for it

void void
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no shit, how else do you think you're going to send mail

stuck badger
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Through my ass

void void
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you can also just use gmail's smtp server from your own gmail account look up how to find the credentials

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but you'll likely get sent to spam

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if you're trying to start a host, which i dont recommend since you cant seem to read, you'll want a professional email server

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like mailgun or amazon ses

stuck badger
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I have mailgun

void void
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ok. so log into there and get your credentials.

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its rlly not rocket science

stuck badger
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Most of this is waiting for the person that owns the domain to set it up

void void
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sure

copper ferry
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I don't know if this is the right server to ask, if not sorry, but im hosting a small server with friends and I was wondering if you guys know a way to enable silk touching spawners placed by players, but not ones that spawn naturally.

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Thanks.

stuck badger
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ptero:~# php artisan p:environment:mail Could not open input file: artisan
root@ptero:~# I can't use that command because I've already setup the panel

void void
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you can use it after you've set up the panel, you just fucked something up

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go to ptero support, let them deal with you

stuck badger
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Works

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Just used sendgrid

void void
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congratulations

safe adder
heady spear
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I just slept for 12h, bless the Lord.

void void
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which Lord

heady spear
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I also dreamed that I got kidnapped by an old lady that forced me to bathe in a park

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She seemed nice though

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Idk pick one

void void
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kidnapped
forced to bathe in a park

she seemed nice

limber knotBOT
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repressed memories

heady spear
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My switch won’t arrive until Monday I am sad cry cry

astral marsh
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Have anyone been testing Diamond Anticheat? As said on spigot page, it detects almost all hacked clients and mods I'd choose

void void
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never heard of it

heady spear
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guys it's almost 2020

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in 2020 I wanna grow a pp

limber knotBOT
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Looks crap

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Oh it's from that dude

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I reported his shit for stupid licence checks before

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I would stay away

heady spear
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"1) Do not decompile the plugin." ah yes

woven otter
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yes that works

heady spear
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ur brain does not tho because ur dumber than a rock

woven otter
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ur dum city because you assume rocks are sentient

astral marsh
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@woven otter do you have it running on a server so I can check if it's easy to bypass?

woven otter
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have what?

heady spear
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a pp

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but u don't

woven otter
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u dont

heady spear
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omg can someone give one to me

woven otter
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no

heady spear
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but i want pp

woven otter
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2bad

heady spear
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😦

woven otter
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oh leaf is back

heady spear
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leafy<3

golden gust
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I somehow managed to fall asleep for like an hour or so, not that it did much, now I gotta get outta bed and that's just a tiring thought

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Is simple around? Hearing about his life often makes mine feel better

quasi valley
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@void void

olive garden
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wow

quasi valley
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runs

limber knotBOT
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Sleeping an hour is like the worst thing you can do

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Either 30 min or 90 min

golden gust
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They say like 26 minutes, given how long a sleep cycle lasts; I just did a dumb and went for a walk yesterday morning

heady spear
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lul u can't even sleep properly

golden gust
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I knew it was gonna hit me, just, didn't expect it to hit me like a brick to the face

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I mean, I shoulda known it would have, but like, am smert

heady spear
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just sleep while being awake

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saves loads of time

quasi valley
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sleep with opened eyes so noone notices

heady spear
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my cat does that

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it's freaky

void void
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hi @golden gust

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im drunk

quasi valley
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again?

olive garden
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what time is it for you?

quasi valley
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😂

golden gust
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mfw simple is taking over the role of channel drunk

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Mini, you're losing your claim

void void
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time? 2:41am

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again? u damn rite

golden gust
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I mean, It's either again or he never stopped

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Which, I guess with simple is a valid question as it could easily be either

void void
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i stopped long enough to not be drunk and just hungover as absolute hell during christmas day

olive garden
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that doesn't sound like a good idea

void void
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thank u trigary

olive garden
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I would have kept on drinking so I don't have a hangover

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

void void
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liver needed a litttttttle break

golden gust
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What liver?

void void
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hey it might be destroyed but its sorta there

limber knotBOT
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Hey, cmon

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It's not even 12

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I woke up like 30 mins ago

granite salmon
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Nice

limber knotBOT
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How am I supposed to be drunk already?! 😂

golden gust
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Clearly you're not even trying

void void
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mini thats quitter talk

limber knotBOT
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Need to move ma car later

void void
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ive moved my car while fucking blasted

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got out and went to bed, woke up and found it half on the sidewalk and half on the street

limber knotBOT
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Meeting up with a friend and she lives at the fucking other end of the world

granite salmon
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Sounds like excuses

limber knotBOT
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Yeah you can't do that here, police finds you

void void
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a friend

she

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😏

limber knotBOT
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Am also close to a station so nokthx

granite salmon
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smh simple

void void
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Mini, they fine you here too

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This isn't a lawless land

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Well

limber knotBOT
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Not fine

void void
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Maybe it is

limber knotBOT
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Find

void void
limber knotBOT
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Like, they be lurking around and stopping ur drunk ass

balmy phoenix
void void
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its germany just offer them a pint

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:>

limber knotBOT
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Suuure

woven otter
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how many drunks here

limber knotBOT
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Last time I got stopped it was a woman, it was midnight and I just came from swimming, so my eyes were all red

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She had no chill, thought I was high and stuff

vestal jasper
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I don't have work today and I have vodka

limber knotBOT
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Went around, tried to search my car etc

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Only got her off my ass when I showed her my wet swimming stuff, lol

vestal jasper
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time to become another channel drunk

limber knotBOT
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I don't even really get drunk most of the time

void void
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the difference between you and me

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is that i'd actually be high

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but id have wet swimming clothes just to get her off my ass

limber knotBOT
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Last time I got really drunk was in summer 😂

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The Korean publisher of pubg threw a party, alc for free the whole night

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Which turned out to be a lie since vodka was out at 3am

void void
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i thought pubg was indie

olive garden
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> free alcohol
> drinks Vodka

void void
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just bc u drink trash vodka doesnt mean everyone drinks trash vodka

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:>>>>>

olive garden
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I guess

limber knotBOT
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We drank everything, but I still like vodka the best

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Closely after rum

olive garden
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what brand?

limber knotBOT
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I can drink vodka pur

olive garden
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(of vodka)

void void
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drinking pure vodka is the true way to drink vodka

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only use it in mixed drinks when it's trash grade

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trash grade = it literally makes you convulse when you swallow it

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good vodka = yum :)

limber knotBOT
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Well, I gotta get my energy somehow

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And drinking stuff without alc is a waste of bladder space

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So vodka e it is

void void
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i need a cybernetic upgrade

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bladder space

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for more alc consumption

limber knotBOT
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Am no expert in vodka brands, Smirnoff is stuff we always got a kids

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Not sure what they have in clubs here

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When we were really young and no money we got "Fürst uranov", 5 euro a bottle (0.7)

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Man that shit was baaaad

void void
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ew

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i already know what it tastes like

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bad

limber knotBOT
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Nothing worse than hotel vodka on Mallorca tho

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Some local shit

woven otter
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> vodka
> yum

vernal moth
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No clue who that old man was

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It's what we found next day on our phones

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Funny thing is, multiple groups of ppl have a pic with him

limber knotBOT
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maybe he just snacced some alc from all of you

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Oooh

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He better be ded now then

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Nobody steals my alc

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😂

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That was 2015 😂

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Just after we were done with school, went with 50 ppl, was amazing

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But man, am too old for that shit now

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Like, we were a week, I don't think I was sober for longer than an hour

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lol

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"C'EST PAS POSSIBLE"

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(title is "the boy wished for minecraft...")

vague thicket
limber knotBOT
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Lol

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Is that a film? Where I can get that?

olive garden
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wat

limber knotBOT
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As secret reincarnation of the Führer I need to know

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prolly just the book 😂

olive garden
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maybe the Germans don't know about the book

limber knotBOT
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It's banned here

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But you can get special annotated versions

olive garden
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wait, is Mini from Germany? I always forget whether he's from Germany or our sweet brother, Austria

limber knotBOT
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Austria

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Uuuuf

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I think just a few years ago it's actually been released

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Non annotated?

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I blame Bavaria

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ah no, a new annotated edition

olive garden
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what does an annotated edition mean?

limber knotBOT
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"what he writes in this line is actually bad, don't do it"

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I imagine

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😂

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No clue actually

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We had unannotated snippets in history books

void void
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ight im a lil fucked up actuall

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y

limber knotBOT
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And no, am neither from Bavaria not from Austria, am from actual good parts of Germany

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West Germany, cologne

runic reef
golden gust
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Welp, appointment with the GP booked for tuesday; Apparently last time I went I was supposed to get forms for a vitd test but only got one for some other stuff, so; fun

void void
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wat is vitd

golden gust
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vitamin d

void void
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cant you test that at home

golden gust
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nop

void void
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rip

golden gust
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worse part is is that it takes like 3 weeks to get the results

void void
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dum

vestal jasper
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you have vitamin D

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there's your results :^)

void void
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i havent been to the doctor in ages

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bc mine died and i never got a new one

woven otter
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ask city for some vitamin D

vestal jasper
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@heady spear

peak dirge
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But isn't City supposed to be working on peace in the Middle East? thonk

void void
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what a hero

vestal jasper
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mfw I decided to go to sleep last night with a half finished method and idk wtf I was planning on doing in it

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oh I remember why it was half finished, I gave up

void void
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cuz ur fukin noob

vestal jasper
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thanks

void void
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yw

vestal jasper
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I'm doing this to be less noob tbh

woven otter
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fucking nub

limber knotBOT
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absolute scrub

vestal jasper
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clean room implementing collections

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"Make or fill an array of a different object type than that of the List's"

void void
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wat

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r u doing h0mework

vestal jasper
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No

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I'm literally just doing it so I'm slightly less retarded

void void
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im drunk so idk what that means

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literally just

List<Something>
SomethingElse[]

???

vestal jasper
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public <T1> T1[] toArray(T1[] a) I'm implementing this.

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My List is of type T not T1

limber knotBOT
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INGENIOUS

void void
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yea so pre much what i just said

vestal jasper
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pretty much

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idk why the fuck it's a part of the List interface but it sucks dick

void void
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:>

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almost 4am

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time to try to make a city

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whiel blasted

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while

vestal jasper
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wait lol

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I just changed it from T1 to T and it's like "yeah ok fair enough"

void void
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idk what ur class looks like but idk why it would claim about that

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complain

vestal jasper
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List

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it's not complaining about me changing it which I like

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it's prob IDEA being retarded moreso than List

void void
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is it java's List or you're making your own

vestal jasper
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I'm making a List implementation

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List is an interface

void void
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well, from what it looks like, your method is specifying itself as generic so yea, it doesnt give af what you call the generic type

vestal jasper
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wait yeah I can't just use the List's generic

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I have to use the method's

void void
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correct

vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
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I hate it when an RTS game has no contrast for units and everything just sort of melts together

heady spear
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Hi babes I just made waffles

limber knotBOT
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are they blue?

heady spear
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Stop being nasty

woven otter
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are they burnt

limber knotBOT
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never babe

heady spear
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No they’re not

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They’re perfect

limber knotBOT
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weird question

woven otter
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how can you tell

limber knotBOT
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do you guys feel like stories these days are more focused on characters than on events compared to stories from a few decades ago?

heady spear
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I've eaten too many waffles

limber knotBOT
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like, if I see a random netflix space movie the thing I immediately get from the trailer is that the series has very little to do with space travel and is almost entirely space drama

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same with zombie series

olive garden
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Ad Astra, For All Mankind seems to focus on humans

cedar spade
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Probably

olive garden
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The Expanse books are balanced between events and characters, not sure about the series

limber knotBOT
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honestly I have a hard time pointing out a single series made in the last 10 years that isn't about the character but rather about an event

heady spear
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wtf cdon sent my sd card but not the fucking switch

limber knotBOT
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or a movie

olive garden
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The Martian is not about characters if I remember correctly

heady spear
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like wtf am I gonna do this with this dumb card? put it up my ass and pretend I'm a camera?

limber knotBOT
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except for documentary-style stuff (and even then)

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the martian is huuuugely about the character

heady spear
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The martian is nearly entirely about the dude lmao

olive garden
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oh, then my memory sucks

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nice

heady spear
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great movie tho, matt damon is fucking daddy

limber knotBOT
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yeah it's a banger

olive garden
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Interstellar is about the characters as well

limber knotBOT
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I'd let him bang weeb while I watch from a closet

heady spear
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matt damon is fucking daddy in interstellar too

limber knotBOT
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lol interstellar is literally only about the characters

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fucking hate that movie

heady spear
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The 100 is teenage drama but it partly takes place in space

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I think you're onto something here beardie

limber knotBOT
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no shit

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the walking dead is about a bunch of people dicking each other over

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and at the end of a season they have to move because suddenly zombies became a threat again

heady spear
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the witcher is porn with way too much dialogue

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my sister and her husband forced me to watch it with them, so awkward

limber knotBOT
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the witcher is about

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the witcher

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I know

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shocking

heady spear
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the witcher + random people having sex + loads of boobs

vestal jasper
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city write tests for me

limber knotBOT
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except not really, it's more about cirilla and the war against nilfgard but I don't think the series will commit to that bit

heady spear
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boobs all over the place

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so many fucking boobs

limber knotBOT
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it's a european book, it doesn't care for the more puritan american style of story telling

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Woo boobs

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turns out medieval fantasy had lots of boobs and sex and weird creatures and a lot of the time all three things at once

heady spear
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Vic I'm in agonizing pain after eating too much junk food so I'm not gonna do shit for u

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someone should make a good eragon movie

limber knotBOT
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lol

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we do not speak of that franchise

heady spear
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the inheritance cycle is so good

vestal jasper
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:(

heady spear
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but the movie was sooooo awful

limber knotBOT
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it doesn't hold up all that well weeb

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when did you read it?

heady spear
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When I was like 12 lol

limber knotBOT
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yeah

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don't reread it

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and don't ask for a movie that actually follows the plot

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it's, uh, not good

vestal jasper
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I like how this method returns a boolean and IDEA is bitching that it's returning false during certain conditions

heady spear
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I mean half of the series is them walking through the desert

vestal jasper
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specifically that it's breaking contracts by returning false

limber knotBOT
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that's unfair

vestal jasper
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the fuck

heady spear
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or them walking through rooms in a mountain

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but it's interesting 😄

limber knotBOT
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99% of the series is people using their powers inefficiently and clearly failing to see some of the larger exploits

heady spear
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bruh try learning magic yourself

limber knotBOT
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bruh if magic were real I'd be a fucking grandmaster wizard for sure

heady spear
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the main problem with the series was that the quality got progressively worse after the first book, and that the ending is retarded as fuck

limber knotBOT
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the whole thing was retarded from the start

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well maybe not quite the start

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the opening was pretty good

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but the second they leave it gets pants on head retarded

heady spear
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maybe I shouldn't re-read it and just pretend it's good

limber knotBOT
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yeah

heady spear
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idk if I even have them anymore

limber knotBOT
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there's a lot that doesn't make sense

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like

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why didn't the dude start learning magic from the first minute

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sure it was meant to be learned later on but it's not like he was ever going to get traditionally trained

heady spear
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Either way, the movie was awful.

limber knotBOT
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oh yeah

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it's the worst movie adaptation I've ever seen of anything ever

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hey remember when in the movie they go to the dwarven kingdom and meet all the dwarves?

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yeah, me neither

heady spear
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how not to be wrong by Jordan Ellenberg is rather good my dudes

limber knotBOT
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you know, watching that movie felt like a complete fever dream

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I remember watching the whole thing, leaving the theater and literally remembering nothing about it aside from how bad it was

heady spear
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also a mind for numbers by dr. oakley, recommend!

limber knotBOT
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so I decided to rewatch it again some years later, exact same thing

heady spear
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yeah ik I was pretty damn excited when it was released

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because those books were my favorite as a kiddo

limber knotBOT
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that movie just won't stick to my memory, I just have no way to remember any specific scene

heady spear
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they made the dragon look half decent tho

limber knotBOT
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not really

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and looking at the screen caps it really doesn't look like it holds up either lol

heady spear
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"Technically competent, but essentially a fantasy movie that mistakes industrial light for magic. As dragon movies go, Dragonslayer, Reign Of Fire and even Dragonheart can rest easy."

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"For a movie about flying dragons, "Eragon" is disappointingly flatfooted."

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lmao

limber knotBOT
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savage

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oh boy that's a lot of saphira r34

heady spear
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the cast was weird 2

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16% on rotten tomatoes lmao

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"Give Eragon a few years: By then, it might be delightfully bad." :]

limber knotBOT
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speaking of mismatched titles, I gotta say "is it wrong to pick up girls from a dungeon" is a deceiving title

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where the mc doesn't pick up girls in general but also not from a dungeon

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he can't even talk to them most of the time

heady spear
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by the by, are the witcher games worth playing

limber knotBOT
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the witcher 3 is one of my most played games

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a lot of people complained about the combat but honestly I don't really see why

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the world building is sort of unparalleled

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won a shitload of awards for it

heady spear
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o

vestal jasper
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i'm not a fan of the combat but I'm also retarded and impatient

heady spear
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true

limber knotBOT
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and honestly the voice actor they got for geralt is so good I never got tired of hearing him talk even after 221 hours

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I think the combat is fine for an rpg

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maybe a bit too easy once you get into the swing of things

#

I beat the final boss of the base game in a single try on death march new game + without ever getting hit

heady spear
#

I want a game where you don't control the characters and don't make any choices and just watch them do their thing

limber knotBOT
#

that's called youtube let's plays

golden gust
#

mfw

heady spear
#

I'd also like for it to be on a blu-ray disc

golden gust
#

What's a disc?

heady spear
#

no a let's play has people being annoying and talking and shit

#

cut the middle man

limber knotBOT
#

sure just stare at a blank wall

golden gust
#

I do that when I wanna understand what goes through simples mind

heady spear
#

starting at a blank wall is a bit too complex

limber knotBOT
#

stare into the abyss and the abyss might stare back at you

heady spear
#

you should just shut off your brain entirely

limber knotBOT
#

but then you risk becoming like weeb and not be able to turn it back on

heady spear
#

I'm saving my brain for a special occasion

#

i dont wanna wear it out

limber knotBOT
#

well I'm glad to say that you're not at risk

void void
#

well i turned on sandbox mode, and tried to play cities skyline. somehow a nuclear power plant is unable to sustain the city

#

so

#

i named it WTF City and then quit the game

#

good luck bitches

limber knotBOT
#

Gj you suck at cities skyline

bronze wraith
#

build another nuclear power plant

void void
#

i earned the worst mayor achievement

#

or whatever it's called

limber knotBOT
#

0/10

void void
#

and here i thought i was doing a good job

vestal jasper
#

mfw it works

#

nice

bronze wraith
#

tracking worldedit with coreprotect is horrible. project hasn't started yet, 9 million rows of block data in database.

void void
#

coreprotect is just kinda shitty in general

bronze wraith
#

is it?

#

I find it quite nice

#

what's bad about it?

void void
#

how it stores data and its limited interface to deal with it

#

otherwise itd be fine

vestal jasper
#

I don't like rolling back player heads and having literally none of their data persist tbh

#

you just get an entire room of steve heads

bronze wraith
#

oh, that sucks

#

but are there any alternatives to coreprotect?

vestal jasper
#

oh also if someone kills villagers and you rollback the deaths you get completely new villagers with completely new trades

void void
#

logblock used to be bae, but nah coreprotect is pretty much the thing rn

#

so

#

we gotta deal with it

heady spear
bronze wraith
#

Just looked at logblock again, seems to be updated for 1.15

#

I thought it had been discontinued or something

void void
#

i havent used it in a loooooong time so cant comment

bronze wraith
#

yeah, same

#

but I remember it being good haha

heady spear
void void
#

city stop trying to give me a seizure

heady spear
#

is it wörking

void void
#

almost

heady spear
bronze wraith
#

I'm already sagging of my chair

bronze wraith
#

yeah, that's a great fckin idea!

void void
#

lmfao

#

that person is a tard

#

who is that

#

i wanna block them

vestal jasper
#

with a log?

void void
#

yes

bronze wraith
vestal jasper
#

nice

#

hey city my linkedlist impl works

heady spear
#

I found a website where you can watch russian girls talk to their webcams

void void
#

city, wtf

heady spear
#

it's very cute

bronze wraith
heady spear
#

I wanna send them money for their education

void void
#

thats what they want you to do too

heady spear
#

and also clothes because they clearly can't afford it

#

this girl can't even afford a top, it's so sad 😦

void void
#

lmfao

heady spear
#

aw someone gave her money and now she's screaming out of happiness

void void
#

im do ne

#

.kill Cityweebstret

limber knotBOT
#

gags and ties Cityweebstret then throws them off a cliff.

void void
#

NO

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XD, HE LIKES THT

#

.kill Cityweebstret

limber knotBOT
#

gags and ties Cityweebstret then throws them off a tall building to their death.

void void
#

WTF

#

.kill Cityweebstret

limber knotBOT
#

rips Cityweebstret's intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.

void void
#

ok

bronze wraith
#

.kill nurlennart

limber knotBOT
#

slices nurlennart's limbs off with a rusty scythe.

heady spear
#

that's one of my kinks

vestal jasper
#

.lart Cityweebstreet

limber knotBOT
#

drops creepers on Cityweebstreet's house.

heady spear
#

o

#

someone bring me coffee

vestal jasper
#

no

woven otter
#

no u

quasi valley
#

yes u

woven otter
#

no u

quasi valley
#

yes me

left swift
#

Covfefe

eager lichen
heady spear
#

I just wanna let y'all know that @woven otter is in love with me

left swift
#

Nice

woven otter
#

no u r

limber knotBOT
#

that moment when you see a deal that is just too good to be true

cosmic raft
#

sigh

#

at work again

#

do not want to be here

#

at all

limber knotBOT
#

quit your job

cosmic raft
#

I want to

heady spear
#

become my housewife instead

#

I'll match ur salary

cosmic raft
#

No, I want $2 more per hour

woven otter
#

get a sugar daddy

limber knotBOT
#

I'll pay you $1 per day

heady spear
#

ok I can do that

woven otter
#

city

#

get city

limber knotBOT
#

but you have to work 24/7

woven otter
#

is what I wanted to say

cosmic raft
#

tired of this shit

heady spear
#

I found out my grandma inherited a fuck tonne of money yesterday. Apparently we're loaded now

cosmic raft
#

nice

limber knotBOT
#

no

#

your grandma is loaded

heady spear
#

I'll rob here

#

her** >.<

cosmic raft
#

sadly I can't really quit until I have a new job to go to

limber knotBOT
#

I really like the mentality of "my parents are rich hence I'm rich"

#

it always leads to really fun and fulfilling lives

cosmic raft
#

time to so things I guess

#

not going to enjoy today

#

at all

limber knotBOT
#

quit

#

where do you work anyway

cosmic raft
#

a package courier

#

I can't quit without somewhere to go

heady spear
#

wdym just get some money from ur bank account

#

idk why people work tbh seems like a lot of effort

limber knotBOT
#

steal all the packages flip them on ebay and flee the country

cosmic raft
#

I'm not rich

limber knotBOT
#

retire

heady spear
#

Kill someone and send their feet to different Canadian party offices

#

o wait some dude did that already

#

hm

cosmic raft
#

mk well

#

we'll see if I'm still working here by the end of the day

#

that's how much I don't like it here now

#

went from loving it here to hating it in a day last week

#

or this week rather

heady spear
#

you should start a channel where you review döner

#

I'd watch it

cosmic raft
#

bye for now

limber knotBOT
#

holy shit I just found a harry potter wax seal on amazon

#

it loks so fresh

#

shame I have literally no use for it

indigo oyster
amber agate
heady spear
#

the entire aladdin movie feels like a parody

limber knotBOT
#

the live action weeb?

heady spear
#

ye

limber knotBOT
#

holy shit

#

I just found push-up briefs

#

god damn I love browsing amazon

heady spear
#

wat

gray elbow
heady spear
#

mit Boost Engeneering

#

ah boost engineering

limber knotBOT
#

you're not ready for this level of nitro boosting

void void
silk kindle
limber knotBOT
#

oh man this keeps getting better

#

so I'ma need the mail addresses of everyone on the paper team for a thing unrelated to those links

#

can someone dm those to me real quick? thanks

heady spear
#

three dimensional hips

limber knotBOT
#

finally bringing those waifus out of 2d

heady spear
#

Lncrease (sic) lift buttock achievement

#

sexy figure

#

relatively thin, can not better show the male charm

#

such a shame

#

why is his package steaming

limber knotBOT
#

clearly you know nothing of the male anatomy

#

my package is so hot steam's coming off of it all the time

#

I sometimes shove vegetables in these for pressure cooking purposes

heady spear
#

I can't say I've ever experienced that

limber knotBOT
#

that's because you've never been at peak male performance

left swift
#

Haven't met the right person yet then

heady spear
#

ngl jafar is pretty hot

#

I'd let him stick that snake staff in various different places

limber knotBOT
#

that's because ur a slut

static badge
#

this went 0 to gay real fast

heady spear
#

omg hi leafy

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remember me? we were in love

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pliant bay
cosmic raft
#

oh

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hi leaf

pliant bay
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okay so I have no idea how to do anything on paper. I just need to set up /sethome and /home and stuff in survival, how do I do that?

#

how do I even apply paper to mc?

pulsar wigeon
#

go google some basic bukkit server guides

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only cuz he's copying the whole thing

#

you omly need amazon.tld/dp/ITEMCODE/ and the rest is extra

waxen prairie
olive garden
#

Does anyone know whether stefvanschie is still alive?

golden gust
#

last seen, a week ago

#

So, maybe, maybe not

pulsar wigeon
olive garden
#

oh, he's alive

#

good

#

I hate you stef

pulsar wigeon
#

just ping him a few times

#

:^)

olive garden
#

I'm too afraid of you

heady spear
#

spam ping him in cv instead

olive garden
#

A single ping and saying that his family is amish made him appear

austere ivy
#

leaf would you say that overall 1.15(.x) would be an improvement of performance over 1.14(.x)?

static badge
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no

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nothing to write home about

austere ivy
#

alright. does the entity despawn tick check make a big impact?

static badge
#

no

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fixed it since it related to getNearbyPlayers

austere ivy
#

hm okay, so would 1.15(.x) be a decrease on performance?

golden gust
#

They fixed many performance outliners

austere ivy
#

or just about the same?

static badge
#

no

golden gust
#

Nothing more, nothing less

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(and by "many" i mean a handful)

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e.g. AI being super stupid

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Now it's just stupid

static badge
#

they fixed some performance and added some that hurt

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do your own testing

austere ivy
#

alright thank you, I think I'll upgrade once all the plugins I need work on 1.15, it seems like performance wise doesn't make that big of a difference but we'll see.

golden gust
#

Not really seen any hurt over 1.14, but I don't run a server atm because health, and in part, that feels more like a blessing than a curse

austere ivy
#

I don't understand how they're adding things that would decrease performance though, I mean I get that it's Mojang but still they've been taking on some very capable developers

golden gust
#

#YourkitMasterRace

#

visualvm?

static badge
#

bees

austere ivy
#

favorite free JVM profiler?

golden gust
#

.bees

limber knotBOT
#

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golden gust
#

Performance is hard

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Mojang also don't test on servers, so it's pretty hard to see how individual changes scale

static badge
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jvisualvm is what I use

austere ivy
#

they've got the creator of mcp, the creator of the aether, bla bla bla

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I suppose they don't test on servers, they should though.

golden gust
#

Once again, performance is hard

#

There is no "best solution"

austere ivy
#

yeah anyway I think I'll upgrade to 1.15, seems about the same performance wise but for all those nice bugfixes

static badge
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visualvm was also a pain to get working by the way

golden gust
#

Imma go grab food before my last brain cell dies reading this

austere ivy
#

alright, any other free (good) java profilers?

golden gust
#

Literally never had any issues with visualvm

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Just, it's not yourkit 😄

#

Try alternativeto? There ain't gonna be that many free profilers

static badge
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had some dumb issue with adoptopenjdk

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can't use the profiler with it

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the profiler profiler, not sampler

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dunno all I know is that using the ancient 11.0.2 jdk on my system fixed that

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oracle jdk*

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adopt didn't work on 8 or 11

upper flicker
#

Was this on windows though

static badge
#

yes

upper flicker
#

Pffffft

static badge
#

what

upper flicker
#

Pretty sure I’ve used adopt with the profiler without issues

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But I don’t run winders

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austere ivy
#

leaf do you use windows?

static badge
#

yeah

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used to dev on a vm but that gave me cancer

austere ivy
#

windows 10?

static badge
#

yes

austere ivy
#

I honestly cannot imagine using windows 10, are you okay?

#

from the fact that it auto installs candy crush saga and Skype and other stuff, and have like 3 different places for "settings", and blloooatt

pulsar wigeon
#

just use warmroast Kappa

upper flicker
#

They made the candy crush crap less aggressive

#

It’s mostly just new installs that get that now

static badge
#

if overwatch comes out on linux ill switch

upper flicker
#

For whatever that means

pulsar wigeon
#

just make an oss proj to get free yourkit license barty

austere ivy
#

If you buy a brand new computer and you get candy crush saga pre-installed I'd say that's pretty bloat-y.

upper flicker
#

Should switch to a real os templeos

static badge
#

templeos is literally a meme

upper flicker
#

All windows pcs have bullshit preinstallrd

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It’s just that MS is getting in on it now

austere ivy
#

macOS doesn't :D

upper flicker
#

Ehhhh

static badge
#

you trade your braincells to use macos

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not a good trade

austere ivy
#

Although, with Catalina they're doing the one thing I very hate: making everything super inconsistent.

#

They're doing something to port iPhone apps to macOS and it looks awful. Imagine an iPhone app, then scale it up, and that's your new macOS app.

#

They like making everything bigger and it's awful, like way way too big.

upper flicker
#

Yeah that’s not how that’s intended to be used, looks in practice, or is even recommended

#

There are some that don’t look very desktop-y, but they don’t look like iPhone apps blown up on your screen either if the dev gives a shit

#

Their biggest issue with that system is all the undocumented stuff in it

austere ivy
#

I think it's called Catalyst.

static badge
#

big warning

austere ivy
upper flicker
#

Yes, so devs who care, devs who don’t

#

Just like on windows and Linux and all the other platforms

#

Well it’s desktop software

#

So like windows anyway

#

Big warning came true

static badge
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duh no shit profilers hit hard

upper flicker
#

You uh know the difference between a profiler and a sampler right

static badge
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I'm gonna press x on that

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u sure u didn't hit no

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dunno try again

#

samplers don't murder servers

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unless u were already at 10tps

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in which case it wasn't anything you did

#

except update to 1.15 perhaps

austere ivy
#

I liked macOS because it was very consistent, while Windows 10 was really inconsistent. You had settings and control panel and you had windows 7 looking apps and windows 10 looking apps and it kinda all looks like garbage.

static badge
#

same joke applies tbh

#

well u sure ur just sampling?

shell lion
bronze wraith
#

just launched a 30 player project on 1.15., couldn't run that with 1.14. happy now, haha.

austere ivy
#

^ this is some good anecdote, yes yes.

#

Lennart why couldn't you run it with 1.14?

static badge
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oh this is yourkit

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so use yourkit

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dunno use visualvm

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i press sample button and it works

bronze wraith
#

@austere ivy because the performance was horrible, you could not play on it. tps would drop with 10 players.

static badge
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except when it clobbers my view because another thread started

#

oh

austere ivy
#

oki doki I'll try 1.15

static badge
#

you need to memory profile

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and if you're on 1.15 I have a guess

#

same thing

#

1.14+

#

sampling is not memory profiling

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wont work

#

heap dump does gc

#

idk my methods of debugging gc are retarded

#

it's "use memory profiling to take a guess"

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fix the guess

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and if it fixes the gc it was correct

#

are players generating chunks

#

well I would either enable gc debug or visualvm to find what's causing gc first

#

visualvm has a tool to view gc stuff without killing your server

#

it worked on adopt, the gc plugin at least

heady spear
#

when people put influencer in their insta bios when they've got 50 followers

bronze wraith
#

or entrepreneur in their twitter bios

#

I love that the server is just purring away with 30 players online. I shouldn't be so excited. lmao.
netdata is beautiful btw!

heady spear
#

mr robot is boring

#

idk if ur using a potato but we're doing just fine in 1.14 lel

bronze wraith
#

true, but no huge cpu spikes is nice too.
I'm still not sure what really caused the lag on my 1.14. server, couldn't really look into it, as I had no real internet connection at that time.
Could have been the second world which wasn't wb filled.

heady spear
#

I started restricting NPC ticking quite heavily and that helped us a tonne

#

the benefit of not using citizens is that it's way easier to fine tune our plugin for better performance. I found that it was one of the main causes for issues at our server :]

#

also limiting dumb shit in chunks that don't need dumb shit

static badge
#

you know citizens will load chunks

magic lynx
static badge
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and they will be sent and updated to them

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along with tracking entities

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wtf is that

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wat you using it for

bronze wraith
#

I installed this EntityTrackerFixer too and it's doing its job nicely.
[EntityTrackerFixer] Untracked 179 entities in world

static badge
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well I use visualvm

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so I guess

heady spear
#

citizens gave us poopoo results 🤷‍♀️

static badge
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I use visualvm

limber knotBOT
#

EntityTrackerFixer is an insane hack

static badge
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no

golden gust
#

More than likely he relies on local attach or jmx

static badge
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ye local attach

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because it's retarded in some areas

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wait until a new thread is started while you're sampling

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you'll see how annoying that gets

golden gust
#

I don't really see how it's more complicated to attach?

static badge
#

look we're retarded

stoic root
golden gust
#

Like, you either use jmx and have to toss a few flags on it, or you use local attach

#

you mean, like every other tool?

#

yourkit used an agent, or local attach

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The agent is built into the jvm?

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You have to configure flags to use yourkit

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With visualvm, the thing you need to enable on the JVM is bundled with it

static badge
#

reported

golden gust
#

slams face into desk

static badge
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u should paythen

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is green old gen?

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or is it orange

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look I've never touched that profiler

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fine it's orange

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that's not too bad

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if it just stays like that just allocate more old gen space

#

problemo solved

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idk take a heap dump

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does yourkit let you take one that can explore specific areas like young or new

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yeah

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idk what ur issues are

#

does gcing clear old gen

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do a full gc

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does it clear old gen

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take a heap dump then

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and most of the shit in there will be old gen

#

I'm pressing x on that one

golden gust
#

Is that actually running an old-gen, or is it just mixing in some old gen?

#

Coz, mixed is normal and basically good

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explicit gc should be a full

golden gust
#

(Well, "good" as in, "at least it's not an old gen")

static badge
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unless I am one with the retardation

golden gust
#

Yea, a requested one should be full

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I dun care about that one

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well as long as it's reporting time on old gen shrug_animated

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you also sure it's not a memory leak?

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sure u literally have enough old gen space allocated for ur server's memory usage?

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.wa 84557/132

golden gust
#

Yea, if that's running old gens and not cleaning up much, you either have a leak or your old-gen region is too small for your usage

limber knotBOT
#

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well take the heap dump when it's causing issues

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you'

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ll see from it whether it's a leak or you need more

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well idk anything about ur server indicating memory usage so idk what that means

#

for 1 player that's trash tier, 50? probably not

#

yes that's technically what occurs

#

eventually what occurs

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so wait until it causes issues and take the heap dump

golden gust
#

depends on the nature of the leak

static badge
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never heard of a leak that doesn't stay around for long

golden gust
#

Some leaks are slow to grow and will basically take hours to run over

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Some leaks will all of a sudden baloon a shitton of mem

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tbh I categorise that as retarded memory allocation

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if it gets de-allocated it's not a leak in my mind :>

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memory issues don't go away on restarts unless something's really retarded

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well I mean

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get solved

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yes if they're slow they'll be away temporarily Kappa

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just take the heapdump and analyse it when it's causing issues

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ull find ur answer there

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that works

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./paper heapbarty'sserverreallysucks

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yeah

#

or tell them ur fixing it

#

like owner like player

cosmic raft
#

sigh

#

4 hours to go

#

then I go home

true canyon
#

😦

heady spear
#

the subtitles in mr. robot when they're speaking danish/swedish are really weird lol

#

"hur då" - "how on earth did it do that?"

#

ah yes perfect

limber knotBOT
#

dansk er helt normalt

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dat spoiler

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runs

#

i managed to make a plugin get it loaded and spit out "hello world". except from reading the entire API, is there a set of examples to take look at?

#

what i want to do is to list the coordinates of all active players

heady spear
#

msg them and ask for their coords

#

they can see it in f3

limber knotBOT
#

and dump that into a file on the server

potent warren
golden gust
#

I actually ended up looking at that

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I got like 361/229 chunks loaded there

#

was nice

potent warren
#

ermm?

static badge
#

you'll always get more, they're required to be at entity ticking level

golden gust
#

Just, would be nice if they factored that into the calc thonk

static badge
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they're retarded Kappa

autumn sage
golden gust
#

Imma go lie down before I facedesk my keyboard

limber knotBOT
#

0/

near vortex
cedar spade
#

s/retarded/redarted

potent warren
#

that doesn't work here

cedar spade
#

no u

potent warren
#

no we

cedar spade
#

you don't work here

limber knotBOT
#

s/retarded/redarted

#

Correction, <DiscordBot> <06M​D ​(n​ot​ t​ha​t ​on​e)​> s/redarted/redarted

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Lmao

potent warren
#

lul

cedar spade
#

brilliant

limber knotBOT
#

s/r retarded/r redarted

#

s/e retarded/e redarted

#

Ha

cedar spade
#

there we go

limber knotBOT
#

I made it!

potent warren
#

only took you like... 3 tries

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

cedar spade
#

s/s//hello

potent warren
#

wat

cedar spade
#

no

potent warren
#

yes?

cedar spade
#

I don't know sed

limber knotBOT
#

It's it fully sed? Like does this work?

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s#work#yeah#

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No it doesn't

amber cosmos
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anyone know any fun ways to learn regular expressions?

pulsar wigeon
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fun and regular expressions...

limber knotBOT
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regular expressions are always fun. period.

pulsar wigeon
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well, good luck

amber cosmos
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haha ^^

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I've tried, but I can't get in far enough to retain anything.

limber knotBOT
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what do you want to match?

amber cosmos
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u must be big math brain, Kale. : )

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I don't need anything right now, I've just wanted to be able to write them for years.

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I've tried to do exercises now and then.

limber knotBOT
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writing regex is easy, writing something usefull is something else

amber cosmos
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sed made me think of it. I'm just learning sed, and it's sooooper userful.

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eventually I'll get on to Java and Minecraft code and THEN I'll really be bugging you all w my chatter haha

zealous knot
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I read that as writing sex

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was hella confused for a solid 10 seconds

amber cosmos
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haha what are YOU thinking about?

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it was a d.

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oh wait, that prolly doesn't help.

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anyways, I was just popping in here looking for 1.15.2 chatter and I's got chatty.

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imma fish.

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what is kale, that they are a bot w no number?

limber knotBOT
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irc hell

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the bot uprising will not be televised

amber cosmos
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xD

limber knotBOT
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where all the bad people go