general

[inland fiber]

Uhhh sg time

[limber knot]

my server was LIT

[inland fiber]

It was the best game ever

[heady spear]

remember when hypixel made mediocre maps instead of millions of casherinos?

[limber knot]

will weed kill my dog

no

but your dog will kill you

what if i give her an edible

[woven otter]

those comments on the minecraft trailer are lovely

[limber knot]

only shrooms

[inland fiber]

Edible weed

[woven otter]

what if you give yourself an edible

[heady spear]

Marijuana is quite toxic for most pets

[void void]

Yes edible weeds

[gloomy sphinx]

when is paper 1.16 being released?

[heady spear]

it can lead to coma and increases risk of death

so like don't feed your dog edibles

[woven otter]

simple I need those bags

[inland fiber]

Nice edible weeds

I mean i saw stores sells cookie weed in Amsterdam

[void void]

also a dab cartridge

[heady spear]

weed here is so fucking illegal they'll send you to gulag

such a progressive country but we're soooooo against drugs lol

[limber knot]

why do

do it like portugal

dont imcriminate ppl, send them to docs to help them if they need it

[gloomy sphinx]

weed is for plebs who havent found out how to jack off properly and let the tension build

[limber knot]

or else just let em be

totally

[void void]

cutie

[heady spear]

Nah mate we'll go after them and their families and their friends and also their pets

[heady spear]

and send them all to prison

[pulsar wigeon]

is that your vibe

[gloomy sphinx]

thats how you push it up your bum

[inland fiber]

Is that for cigars

[void void]

my what

How did we get on dab carts

I mean they're delicious but this is Paper chat xd

This is off topic.

[heady spear]

Drugs is the only thing our legal system doesn't take lightly. Rape someone? 5 months. Murder someone? 3-5 years. Smoke some pot? 6 years ez pz

[pulsar wigeon]

vibrator

[pulsar wigeon]

so..yes?

[void void]

yes

[gloomy sphinx]

looks like an advanced vibrator

[pulsar wigeon]

one of those fancy multispeed models huh

[gloomy sphinx]

how much watts?

[heady spear]

I have an advanced vibrator

[void void]

Why so mega for a mod?

[inland fiber]

That’s an electronic cigarette

[void void]

this mod tops at 200 watts

That's why im asking lmaoo

[gloomy sphinx]

honestly looks like a sony walkman vibe

[void void]

because i vape nicotine as well, which i use higher wattage for

the dab cart is a 510 thread

fits on the same

not buying a separate mod just for weed

Fair enough then lmao.

[heady spear]

omg we get it you vape

I used to think simple was cool

now I know he's not

[gloomy sphinx]

me too

now he is a big gay

[void void]

that's ok

city

suck my dick

[gloomy sphinx]

proved my point

[heady spear]

I mean I would

but I probably wouldn't enjoy it

[void void]

(x) doubt

[heady spear]

my doctor commented on my lack of choke reflex the other day

[void void]

you want me to put on a flavored condom for you

[limber knot]

sadly it doesnt have the effect on my like I woudl want it

[gloomy sphinx]

you ever suck your vape so hard the juice came out?

[heady spear]

he was looking at my vocal chords and he was like "most people would start choking at this point" and I was like uh

[void void]

no because i change my cotton regularly, tcc

BRUH

[gloomy sphinx]

oh yeah?

you a good blowjobber

[void void]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SPIGOT TO DROP ALL DAY AND IT ALREADY DID...

?

[gloomy sphinx]

?

[void void]

u sure about that

[gloomy sphinx]

where

[heady spear]

lol mini

[limber knot]

prolly reading my thread

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/1-15-is-here-for-big-ugly-bees-click-on-this-thread.407390/

[void void]

lmao

You make me cry mini

[prisma nimbus]

I had a good chuckle at that thread, i'm not going to lie

[void void]

he does it every release

[prisma nimbus]

+2 Internet points for you my good sir

[heady spear]

and also yes I am quite good at giving blowjobs

[void void]

tune in for 1.16

[heady spear]

one of my many talents

[void void]

You earn an upvote lmao

[prisma nimbus]

"I am a man of many talents"

[limber knot]

211 hits, not bad

[gloomy sphinx]

do i have to watch the video to download?

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/xRIZer3.png

[heady spear]

a nurse said my butthole was loose once tho

that kinda hurt

[void void]

I could feel that

@heady spear well, actually. it didn't hurt, did it?

😏

Stop flirting

[heady spear]

I was getting a colonoscopy. And no, it didn't hurt at all tbh

[void void]

damn thats d e e p

Stop flirting

[gloomy sphinx]

did it feel good?

[void void]

Xavs, if you don't stop I'll suck your dick and you can't stop me.

[heady spear]

no, but they pump you full of fucking co2

and then you fart for hours

[prisma nimbus]

Like a holed balloon dude

[serene bolt]

this isn't how I imagined 1.15 day discussions to be

[woven otter]

city did you end up sucking off the throat doctor

[void void]

When city farts it sounds like a semitruck releasing its air brakes.

[heady spear]

the gastroscopy wasn't much worse and they also commented on my lack of gag reflex so I mean

[limber knot]

.wa time melbourne

[heady spear]

at least I have that going for me

[limber knot]

(MiniDigger) Result: 7:00:48 am AEDT | Wednesday, December 11, 2019 - https://is.gd/0VpRwR

[fallen jungle]

I only just realized that was not a real Spigot release thread

[limber knot]

uuuh

[void void]

Simple if you don’t stop right now Ima eat that ass out cleaner than a baby’s bottom

[heady spear]

No but I'll be honest, he (my surgeon) is fucking hot

[fallen jungle]

I think that's enough internet for today

[limber knot]

that dude should wake up

[heady spear]

he's a russian dilf

[quasi valley]

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOWN

[limber knot]

its 7am!

[gloomy sphinx]

did you check later only to realize your hole was shaved?

[heady spear]

I totally would

[void void]

Xavs it's already clean because I USE A BIDET

[limber knot]

I want my spigot!

[fallen eagle]

RIP
https://i.imgur.com/vvwxxZi.png

[void void]

Fine, a colonoscopy with my tongue

Damn that's hot

no homo though

[limber knot]

.wa how long till the sun rises in melbourne?

[magic ice]

Without a spigot we can’t save the trees 😦

[limber knot]

(MiniDigger) Current result: 5:52 am AEDT | Thursday, December 12, 2019 (not accounting for local atmospheric conditions, which can have a several-minute effect) - https://is.gd/4WEjyH

[void void]

@fallen eagle nothing new...it's on the spigot hub. not github.

-.-

[limber knot]

seeeeee! sun already up!

[fallen eagle]

ah

[heady spear]

rimjobs are kinda ew

[gloomy sphinx]

https://hub.spigotmc.org/downloads/1.15/latest.jar gogogogogo!

[limber knot]

why md no up!

[quasi valley]

smh

[limber knot]

thats not funny

[inland fiber]

@heady spear That’s too much to know

[serene bolt]

@vernal moth he doesn't come online for a few more hours yet usually lol

[limber knot]

its only funny if the links ends in a rickroll

[heady spear]

no it's good to know

don't put your tongue in my butt if you meet me

[inland fiber]

You wish

[heady spear]

it's good to have some ground rules

[limber knot]

bold of you to assume I'd give you that pleasure weeb

[void void]

holy fuck i forgot i turned my mod all the way up to 200 and i tested it and the cart's cotton nearly lit on f ire

it turned orange

That’s a hard promise to make cityweeb

[heady spear]

your beard would tickle in a funny way I bet

[gloomy sphinx]

lol noob blowjobber mistakes simple

[limber knot]

I mean, he could come up earlier, he knew that mc would drop

[heady spear]

ok magma I'd let you, at least once

[limber knot]

we get it simple, you vape

[inland fiber]

I’m out

[limber knot]

sure, pay me 5 mil usd and I'll do it

[void void]

@void void that's why we don't use Ecig mods for dab carts xd

well im not gonna buy a separate mtl

even if it would work better

[heady spear]

I'm not gonna pay you to eat my ass

vic would do it for free

[limber knot]

you got that wrong

[limber knot]

it's the other way around weeb

[woven otter]

@upper flicker OMG WHEN THE PAPER 1.15 WILL BE RELEASED

[inland fiber]

Yeah because he’s gay

[heady spear]

O can I eat yours

[inland fiber]

I won’t

[heady spear]

okay sure

[void void]

Honestly this blowsss

[heady spear]

know what also blows

[golden gust]

simple

[heady spear]

true

[magic ice]

lol read #announcements @woven otter

[golden gust]

For only a buck!

[void void]

Vape=instant cancer

I like how we’re still talking about asses

City I'm going to knock you out, put a full jar of PB in your ass, and then lead a dog into the room and leave.

[heady spear]

ew

no

[golden gust]

Dude

[heady spear]

ew

[inland fiber]

Vape = nice cancer

Not instant

[heady spear]

2 far

[inland fiber]

wrong info

[heady spear]

💔

[golden gust]

if you're going to punish him, at least make it something he'd detest

[void void]

I'm already cancerous stfu

@void void CANNABIS = next sliced bread

[heady spear]

I don't want a fucking dog tongue in my ass. It has to be magma's or I want no tongue there at all

[inland fiber]

lmao

[void void]

magma is a dog tho

How u know magma isn't a dog 🤔

@inland fiber @inland fiber

[woven otter]

@magic ice WHAT? READING? WHAT'S THAT

[limber knot]

yeah bold of you to assume my identity

[heady spear]

@woven otter Goodnight sweetie

[magic ice]

Troll account probs

[void void]

@magic ice @inland fiber meet each other.

[woven otter]

@heady spear bye city ❤️

[inland fiber]

what why

[heady spear]

buy asshats ima sleep

buy? ok

you don't even get a proper goodbye

[void void]

can i wear you as a hat, city

is your ass loose enough

if not

it will be

😏

[limber knot]

hot

[void void]

reminds me of that japanese shit

[void void]

welcome @simple urchin we have one rule

[woven otter]

you will suffocate from the CO2 from his guts

[void void]

do not ask about 1.15

thanks

[limber knot]

hey simple

[void void]

What is 1.15

[limber knot]

I have a question

[void void]

Please explain.

[woven otter]

@void void when will 1.15 be released

[void void]

Let's ask ourselves this philosophical question

What IS a 1.15

NEVER

[golden gust]

1.15 is a myth!

[woven otter]

@void void WDYM

[golden gust]

Further studies are needed

[limber knot]

simple, I have a question regarding the release schedule

it's a very important question

[woven otter]

I want my 1.15 NOW

[limber knot]

when is 1.16 coming out

[woven otter]

.pray

[limber knot]

Fix Version/s: Future Version - 1.15+

I need 1.16 yesterday

[void void]

wtf Yes Theory is honestly so awesome

what part of my body will be eaten out by goblins

That's the real question

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[void void]

See

"Fed" which means they're gonna eat a part out

[limber knot]

oh shit that's really hot

[woven otter]

ur not

[limber knot]

I wanna be eaten out by goblins

[void void]

what PART of the body will be eaten out

[limber knot]

hey simple ETA for 1.15?

[void void]

They take like 20 ppl skydiving and get a military plane so they can do a full sync skydive a la army airborne, and ammar just fucking falls out of the plane.

Falls.

Good thing he had a parachute.

:D

[limber knot]

doesn't matter when you're into vore xavs

[woven otter]

magma

[brazen adder]

does 1.15 seem better performance wise ?

[void void]

Hey magma

.kill magmaguy

[limber knot]

does my ass look fat on 1.15?

stuffs a bomb up magmaguy's ass and waits for it to go off.

[left swift]

nice

[woven otter]

.kill magmaguy

[void void]

ah u right

a man of culture

[limber knot]

stabs magmaguy in the heart a few times with a knife.

[void void]

oh hey

[limber knot]

this is just bullying

[left swift]

.kill nomanasendhelp

[limber knot]

smashes nomanasendhelp's head in with a spiked mace.

feed me to the vore goblins already

[void void]

a bomb in the ass might stretch @heady spear out enough for me to wear him as a hat

...good idea, xD

[limber knot]

guro me senpai

[void void]

We turn into homofaggot level from 0-100 real quick lmao

[woven otter]

bees are so ugly

[void void]

Pls stop using that word :(

[quasi valley]

u are ugly duck

just because you cant fly

[woven otter]

they cant even fit in the honeycombs

[limber knot]

xavs you're the one who has the untight butthole here

[quasi valley]

you're just jealous

[limber knot]

you're just in denial

[woven otter]

in their hives I mean

fat fucks

Kenny

ur just upside down

[inland fiber]

So yall waiting 1.15 for bees only?

[quasi valley]

at least I'm not a duck

[woven otter]

No

[inland fiber]

I don’t think it’s good performance wise

[woven otter]

I'm waiting for this

.pray

[limber knot]

Fix Version/s: Future Version - 1.15+

[inland fiber]

Noice

[limber knot]

according to the changelog 1.15 should be 90% optimizations

[void void]

No

1.15 WILL FIX MY PISTON BOLTS

[quasi valley]

and noone wanted to build a wall in germany

but things happen

[limber knot]

1.15 will cure my cancer

[void void]

they going past a nether portal gold farm atm.

[inland fiber]

the deobfuscation maps will allow spigot to deobfuscate NMS?

Or nope?

[void void]

if 1.15 will cure magma's cancer, we have to keep it from being released any further for as long as possible

as long as it takes him to die

[woven otter]

afaik they won't be able to use them because of licensing

[void void]

then we can

[woven otter]

but then again I don't know

[inland fiber]

I’m hoping they’re allowed to do that

[void void]

AND HONEY BLOCKS WILL DRAIN MY OCEAN BOI

[inland fiber]

Because imagine how many stuff you could do with that

[void void]

In all honesty. This right here could be the only change in 1.15 and i'd be happy https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-160677.

[woven otter]

time to try 1.15 I guess

[amber cosmos]

hi @woven otter I'm a fish.

[void void]

That and chunk loading is back. What more could u ask for.

[vestal jasper]

Resolution: Won't Fix

nice

[woven otter]

@amber cosmos no u

[void void]

@vestal jasper That's my point You can now link portals to the nether roof and vice versa.

[woven otter]

but thats a cool feature

[void void]

oh fuck excuse me for a moment but i actually think i mighta just fucked up :D

usually these edibles are not strong so i grab a handfull of em and just monch

well i girabbed a cookie

and ate it

and it was the dankest thing i've ever eaten in my life

it barely tasted like a cookiue

it was like eating weed

straight weed

so

i have a final in like 5 hours

and im probably going to be so fucked up

wish me luck

[heady spear]

I hope you fail

[woven otter]

good one simple

[void void]

pls take that back city

[heady spear]

See? Drugs are bad. They make you fail out of school

Nah mate you’re fucked

[void void]

city i offered you my dick how could you say this things to me.

[heady spear]

5 is a lot of time

5h***

[void void]

maybe i should go throw up

:D

[heady spear]

Not really gonna help

[void void]

well at least edibles arent mental highs

ill be able to think. moving is gonna be the problem

:D

[heady spear]

The metabolic half life for thc levels is over a day wtf

That can’t be right

[void void]

idk

[heady spear]

Wikileaf said so

[void void]

i know edibles are meant to last long

so idk

[heady spear]

I was supposed to sleep but I’m not tired at all

I think ima watch some math lectures or something

[void void]

edibles have lasted me a solid 12 hours mate.

ok good, so ima request that you use this time to create an app that tells me how fucked up im gonna be over the next few hours depending on mg of thc consumed

@heady spear thanks! ^

They really arent something to take lightly lmaoo

[woven otter]

simple u fucked up

[heady spear]

You’ll be gucci in a day or 5

[woven otter]

https://i.mtm123.lv/I4bDdvQb.png
simple trap in 1.15 assuming you can't break blocks

[heady spear]

I assume you’re a frail Asian woman with very little adipose tissue

[void void]

Can someone please explain to me why 1.14 items can't be summoned using /give on spigot.

[heady spear]

Then you’re going to metabolize that shit in about 45 years

[void void]

1.13 and prior this is not the case.

No they cannot.

Paper maybe they can.

I might

[heady spear]

Why r u even here

[void void]

It has closer to vanilla world file structure no?

[unreal quarry]

@hollow fjord whatever plugin you're using that overrides /give is just being dumb. Probably essentials, no doubt

[heady spear]

Go away you filthy infidel

[copper stone]

shitgot lol

[void void]

Wonderful, that'll be better when moving to fabric paper.

[heady spear]

Mods r for the gays

[void void]

No i don't use Fabric for mods.

I use it to move tile entitys with pistons

Which SHOULD be vanilla

[woven otter]

we don't mention spigot here unless it's in context of bad

[heady spear]

Spigot is far superior to paperspigot

[limber knot]

@heady spear [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[quasi valley]

spigöt bad

[shell vine]

where the FUK is 1.15 paper

[heady spear]

Yes where the fuck is it

We’ve been asking for hours

Z and cat do your thing wtf

It’s so rude how we have to wait

[serene bolt]

I can't believe it's been this many hours and there's still no 1.15 build available. What do all of these people getting paid even do? Nothing apparently!

[unreal quarry]

We get paid? :O

[heady spear]

Idk I’ve spent a total of $0 on paper and I deserve more

[shell vine]

fire immediately

[heady spear]

I’ll update my shitty fork

[serene bolt]

Uh oh billy just found out today everyone gets paid besides him

[heady spear]

Billy is just a moderator

[quasi valley]

I'll donate a total of 50 cents if Paper 1.15 is released in the next 10 minutes

[heady spear]

They work for free

[woven otter]

I remember paying cat

[heady spear]

I donated to spigot so technically speaking I own spigot

[woven otter]

Ill donate 10$ if paper 1.15 is released in the next 10 minutes

[quasi valley]

pinging modmuss

nice

[heady spear]

So I deserve that damn release

[woven otter]

@quasi valley

[golden gust]

Sir

[void void]

Pinged the wrong g

[golden gust]

I will take that release and jam it straight up your arse

jk

[pulsar wigeon]

should just kick all these people tbh

[golden gust]

i know you'd love that too much

[pulsar wigeon]

clearly breaking rules

[woven otter]

should kick wiz

you said paper

not paper 1.15

[gloomy sphinx]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/hiring-someone-who-can-teach-me-how-to-do-a-good-screen-share.406863/

[red river]

imagine if stuff took time

[woven otter]

that's risky

[gloomy sphinx]

someone teach this man how to screenshare

lol

[woven otter]

fair point

[inland fiber]

@void void try /minecraft:give

[void void]

@inland fiber is that sarcastic?

[inland fiber]

Bruh

[heady spear]

I wanna release plotsquared for 1.15 so it looks like I’m active, I need jetbrains to renew my oss license

Nah but long exposure can definitely cause it

[quasi valley]

I think cancer cant cure cancer

yeah

unless the cancer groes so big

[heady spear]

I wonder if FAWE for 1.13 will be released now that 1.15 is out

[quasi valley]

just buy the premium awe

smh

[heady spear]

O right forgot

You can probably die from using it

Frustration will lead to an aneurysm and eventual death

[misty kite]

Heya i noticed a recent successful build of waterfall on jenkins. (Apologies if someone has already asked this i don't doubt you've heard it alot today) but is that compatible with 1.15?

[heady spear]

Lel

[simple urchin]

lol

I was warned not to ask about 1.15. It's taboo atm

[misty kite]

I know but just wanted to make sure before i attempted it

[proud lance]

ask about 1.16 instead

[misty kite]

It's why i apologised in advance

[void void]

im with silenttose

[simple urchin]

I finally stopped being stubborn and saw the 1.16 trailer

[misty kite]

Because its a jenkins build

[simple urchin]

I see TONS of nether resets

[void void]

Yeah, don't ask about etas or when it's coming or why it ain't here yet unless you're being sarcastic like the rest of us

[fallen jungle]

Nether :(

[pulsar wigeon]

tbh don't ask for etas even if you are being sarcastic

[fallen jungle]

I want caves

[heady spear]

Wait were we being sarcastic

Wiz coming here trying to dictate what we do

Soon he’ll brag about how many people he has blocked

[fallen jungle]

That is true

[placid thicket]

anyone heard from MD yet?

[quasi valley]

[pulsar wigeon]

MD (not that one)?

[golden gust]

He lives in upside down land

[unreal quarry]

:o looks like Z gave the go-ahead on kicking people that ask for eta in the announcements \o/

[void void]

Yup he says 10 mins till drop

[unreal quarry]

readies his banhammer

[heady spear]

Let’s ban all of the active members of the server

[misty kite]

Please don't mistake me asking that question as asking for an eta.

I know there's no ETA

[fallen jungle]

SilentRoses, you lose nothing if you get banned from this thing

[golden gust]

There is an experimental build of travertine for 1.15, but, waterfall/trav won't get official 1.15 support until spigot drops it

[heady spear]

You lose our awesome conversations

[fallen jungle]

Oof no, I said 'you' lose nothing

[placid thicket]

@void void did he actually say that? where?

[misty kite]

Okay thank you electroniccat

[heady spear]

can we ask about the estimated time for delivery tho

[quasi valley]

can we ask about hangings tho

[spiral obsidian]

https://www.reddit.com/r/feedthebeast/comments/e8ruen/fabric_for_minecraft_115/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[quasi valley]

a sexy thing

kinda

[limber knot]

a very basic mod loader

[void void]

@misty kite if upgrading a previous world don't risk it on an experimental build.

[limber knot]

even simpler than litelaoder

[heady spear]

Dumb mod loader for nolife modders

[void void]

Fabric is lovely

[unreal quarry]

looks at the fabric mod he's been working... looks at city... :(

[heady spear]

Exactly my point

[void void]

But it has no basis without official Paper support

[limber knot]

wat

[void void]

Lol they talk all the time about making a fork of Paper

[heady spear]

Actually tho how is fabric in terms of development?

[void void]

It's fucking A

They've pulled off AMAZING mods so far.

[limber knot]

can't you just, like, start any server with fabric? lol

[void void]

Yes

[inland fiber]

Taco used to be a fork of paper

[void void]

but it's lacking a permissions and essentials like mod

[quasi valley]

they also update everything with every snapshot and pre release

[inland fiber]

Idk why it got discontinued

[quasi valley]

so you can easily update your stuff during snapshot development

unlike some other server software

[heady spear]

Barty same

[limber knot]

it's basically just a loader, it has almost no API or anything

[void void]

hence why if their was a fabric paper port they'd be able to use essentials, and run fabric mods side by side.

[heady spear]

I think we’re the same kind of confused

[unreal quarry]

Fabric has nicer mappings, imho

[limber knot]

LiteLoader at least had client side permissions and config stuff built in, converting stuff to Fabric is freaking annoying

[unreal quarry]

So that's a big plus

[high tiger]

So I heard performance on 1.15 is just as bad if not worse than 1.14, is that accurate?

[limber knot]

no

[void void]

100% false

[limber knot]

1.14 was a freaking shit show

[high tiger]

Did 115 fix chunk loading/generation issues?

[void void]

Yes

[golden gust]

They've fixed some of the major performance outliners introduced into 1.15

chunk loading wasn't really an issue

[void void]

Chunk loading is a MAJOR issue in 1.14

[golden gust]

There was a client issue around FPS, chunk access in general as slow as in 1.14, however

[limber knot]

where is chunk loading an issue? Oo

[golden gust]

With paper, the major chunk loading concern was dealt with

[inland fiber]

1.14.4 paper is great tbh

[void void]

I can take down a private server running a 9900k just by running in 1.14

[inland fiber]

But with 50 players it starts to die

[golden gust]

(even with async chunks turned off, there was some gains from the priority introduction)

[void void]

1.14 chunk loading is TRASH

[limber knot]

maybe it should try running paper, lol

[high tiger]

So in summary, 1.15 is much better for performance than 1.14?

[inland fiber]

Entities is an issue too

[void void]

Yes @high tiger lol

[golden gust]

They fixed some of the performance outliners

[placid thicket]

yes, although due to a fix, expect a huge FPS hit

[void void]

@inland fiber and portals

[golden gust]

They've not touched the chunk system in general, however

[inland fiber]

Yeah

[void void]

They tweaked chunk rendering which was the main issue.

[golden gust]

rendering has nothing to do with loading or TPS

[void void]

The ram leaks are also no longer present in 1.15 full release.

I never once said rendering had to do with TPS

[placid thicket]

something like 705 issues corrected or something like that

[stuck badger]

Is spigot 1.15 even out?

[high tiger]

Not yet, no

[stuck badger]

Bukkit?

[void void]

Rendering has everything to do with visually loading in the chunks client side. What're you talking about @golden gust

[golden gust]

You was saying it can take a server down

[void void]

You just confirmed what he said richard

it has nothing to do with tps

[golden gust]

Yet, the aspects you started talking about have literally nothing to do with the server

[placid thicket]

the server doesn't render anything. clients do

[stuck badger]

But how is server performance on the normal vanilla server?

[void void]

tps != fps ;)

Running on the nether roof in 1.14 creates massive ram leaks is what i was referring to, NOT chunk loading.

[stuck badger]

I get 400-500 fps on 2b2t

[placid thicket]

yeah thats going to change...

expect a huge FPS dip

[stuck badger]

Oh oof

[heady spear]

Huuuuge

[placid thicket]

its intentional

[inland fiber]

Is there any plans to nerf entity ticks on Paper?

[heady spear]

I went into low 40s with my 2080

[inland fiber]

Idk what's my question is

bye

[stuck badger]

Anyone on a 1.15 vanilla server?

[placid thicket]

i could spin one up for you if you wanted to fuck about

[heady spear]

I cried a little, I’ve missed noticeable frame drops

[golden gust]

getting 60FPS with my 2015 imac

Soooo

[stuck badger]

No like whata the performance?

Better?

[heady spear]

When idling it’s fine but as soon as I started moving it dropped to 45 ish

[placid thicket]

better than 1.14/1.13 vanilla, thats for sure

[heady spear]

37 when generating chunks

I love 1.15 already

[woven otter]

40fps with 2080

[stuck badger]

That's good I guess will paper do anything to help with the tps stuff or is that a no go

[placid thicket]

turn down biomeblend and mipmaps and it all come back

also don't use 32 render distance

[serene bolt]

navigating the world and loading chunks is so incredibly lag spikey in 1.15 because of their new internal 30 fps target, have your debug graph open and fly around and enjoy

[heady spear]

Buuuuut my render distance 😦

[inland fiber]

With 32 render distance + moving

[stuck badger]

Oh yeah 30 fps target fuk that

[inland fiber]

And not full screen

[woven otter]

city pls

[heady spear]

Idk tbh I think my drivers are fucked up or something. I’ve had poor performance in general lol

[inland fiber]

The game is smooth

I like it

[stuck badger]

Rip

[inland fiber]

Nothing wrong with 1.15 for me

[void void]

1.15 is wonderful

[raven granite]

How can I invite people

[stuck badger]

Ok I'll start up a 1.15 server and sadly just live without my plugins for a bit

[placid thicket]

on a i9 99k with a 2060 and everything is happy

[void void]

ew intel

[heady spear]

Or it might have been because I was running a shit tonne of stuff in the background

[inland fiber]

lmao

[placid thicket]

keep in mind the mem footprint is bigger now, dont allocate less than 2gb for single player or MP

[heady spear]

I only have an 8700

Maybe I should get a new CPU

[inland fiber]

ofc ur running a lot of stuff on the background

and i guess 1gb for minecraft

and complains

[stuck badger]

My tps was going below 15 on 1.14 should this be changed?

[heady spear]

Lol no, 4

[charred hound]

yea i just use the default for f2b, maybe change ssh port so your logs don't fill up as quickly

[placid thicket]

city, you really may just have to increase default ram allocation to 2gb or higher now

[placid thicket]

depends on why your TPS was below 15

[stuck badger]

I don't know

[void void]

Honestly tho this is best minecraft chat i've found. Such wide range of individuals.

[inland fiber]

Should i try making a vanilla server and ask 50 players to join the server at the same time and check the tps

but i feel like this test won't do anything

[placid thicket]

you can't really check

[stuck badger]

It was running fine before I reset windows

[heady spear]

Anyway, I don’t even play the bloody game so it doesn’t matter

[inland fiber]

i could do /debug :>

[stuck badger]

Anyway I'll test it

[heady spear]

I launch it to test plugins, that’s it

[void void]

city it's now 10pm go the fuck to sleep

[placid thicket]

you cant really check TPS proper in vanilla, even the /debug isn't too helpful

[heady spear]

I don’t wanna

I have a 3h math lecture with the actual devil tomorrow

[stuck badger]

Sad

[heady spear]

I’m hoping I’ll accidentally miss my alarm

So I can stay home

[stuck badger]

I just set my phone to auto update @heady spear

Like right as it goes off

[void void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lucifer-fox-fox-lucifer-morningstar-26FPn7S3J8VcQSbv2

[raven granite]

Guys

Where are the skript help channels

[void void]

there aren't any

[serene bolt]

🤢

[raven granite]

What

Why

[void void]

you can ask in #paper-dev and brace yourself for impact

[limber knot]

Oh look, md is up

[woven otter]

ETA

[heady spear]

Tag nickac and stef

They’ll give you personalized skript help

[limber knot]

Yeah, I am a sentient AI, I have access to everyone's webcam

[stuck badger]

My school pete start a Minecraft server club we use the schools old servers

Let*

[void void]

sorry MiniDigger

[fallen jungle]

Mini what color is my hair

[woven otter]

mini would you like to see me nude

[heady spear]

Guys can someone sing me a lullaby

[stuck badger]

interesting

[woven otter]

fuck off city

[limber knot]

Die city for

Die*

[stuck badger]

How do you get the super thicc text?

[limber knot]

Got dammit Gboard

[heady spear]

Uh hm

Mini go poop your pants

I don’t like u, ur mean

[stuck badger]

ThiccText

Oh it just looked thiccer

[zealous knot]

Really thicc text

[stuck badger]

you know it

[limber knot]

Nobody likes u city

[zealous knot]

^^^^^^^^^

[limber knot]

Take a taco

.taco cityweebstret

[zealous knot]

66

[stuck badger]

999

[limber knot]

hands cityweebstret a delicious hard-shell taco filled with various meats and topped with guacamole, avocado and salsa!

gives cityweebstret a spicy taco

[raven granite]

69

[heady spear]

What uh duck likes me

[limber knot]

Or two, whatever

[heady spear]

Simple adores me 😦

[stuck badger]

9 9 9

[raven granite]

911

[stuck badger]

@lofty hamlet icp

[heady spear]

And magma & simple has a weird obsession with my butt

That’s love

[stuck badger]

Internet chat protocol I think

[pulsar wigeon]

insane clown posse?

[stuck badger]

Lmao

Yeah

Internet relay chat my baf

[limber knot]

Irc

Internet chat relay

And yes, I am on the good side

Ur all dumcordians

Am OG

[golden gust]

dat wud be icr u dumfuq

[heady spear]

Mini isn’t on the IRC. He’s just a poorly programmed robot hoover

[void void]

@placid thicket First off, Java acts funny with more than 2-3 gigs of ram running minecraft 1.15.

[stuck badger]

Il to lazy to setup irc

Yeah

[limber knot]

God dammit

I blame simple

[stuck badger]

How are you on Gboard? @MiniDigger#0000

[limber knot]

He got me high remotely

Sure

It's the default on my pixel so I didn't bother

And switfkey sucks nowadays anyways

[stuck badger]

Does Android have an irc client?

[heady spear]

That’s not even what he asked

Mini is dumber than usual

[limber knot]

Sure, there are Android irc clients

[stuck badger]

What do you use?

[limber knot]

But big brain ppl like me use a web based client

Glad you ask!

Let me tell you about thelounge

[stuck badger]

Oh god

[heady spear]

No don’t

[limber knot]

The web based modern irc client that stays connected all the time

[stuck badger]

God no

[limber knot]

With support for plugins (all made by me) and themes (the most popular made by me)

[heady spear]

We want you to be disconnected all the time

[limber knot]

hexchat and self hosted znc is all you need

[stuck badger]

Ok

[limber knot]

It allows you to access all your irc networks from all your devices, it syncs all your channels and backlogs and even offers push notifications

[heady spear]

Just use discord tbh

[stuck badger]

^

[limber knot]

Plus, it doesn't look like shit like hexchat does

[void void]

i used to use znc AND thelounge, I didn't release it bounces too. But the upside is that I get superultra message history that way

[stuck badger]

Fricken boomers stuck in the age of the dark web

[void void]

i can scroll back a year

:D

[limber knot]

Any you know

Does discord run on a tesla?

[void void]

well, could i should say. i dont have it anymore

[stuck badger]

I'll try it out

[heady spear]

Nah none

[limber knot]

https://irc.minidigger.me/uploads/98323879d79df375/IMG_20191210_221233.jpg

Thelounge does

[void void]

lmao

[limber knot]

Das thelounge using my theme right there

[heady spear]

I’ll get a tesla so I can use my shitty irc client in it

[limber knot]

I was so proud when I saw that, lmao

[stuck badger]

Nice

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean, it's a fucking webapp

[limber knot]

Anyways, thelounge is cool

https://thelounge.chat

[stuck badger]

How do I set it up?

[limber knot]

Npm install thelounge

[fallen jungle]

I googled 'thelounge' and found a barbershop

[heady spear]

Ew node

[stuck badger]

Like with this discord server

[limber knot]

I've noticed on a few irc networks that large communities don't take the nick D for their discord-irc bridge bots

[void void]

Oh jesus :/

[heady spear]

I mean

[stuck badger]

Lol

They tried

[warm mesa]

I hate IRC. I have nothing to run an IRC client on 24/7 so I can never see chat history.

[placid thicket]

why cant my friends connect to me? my ip is 192.168.0.50

/s obviously

[heady spear]

IRC is gross and only gross sweaty nerds use it

How is it confusing

[stuck badger]

Lmao

[void void]

i went and found that tweet and it was a joke

[heady spear]

It’s so straight forward

[drowsy patrol]

it runs itself :p

[stuck badger]

It's literally so easy

[heady spear]

Barty shame on u for being confused

[stuck badger]

Like 5 commands

[heady spear]

Shame shame

[void void]

i wonder how dangerous it would be for me to open web and irc ports on my home router :^)

[stuck badger]

Hmm

[heady spear]

You create a server block and tell it what to listen for

So I mean kinda

[void void]

i just want to put nginx, znc, and thelounge on my homeserver and open it so i can access from home

[heady spear]

You don’t name anything after anything

[void void]

instead of putting on my cloud server

but merp

[limber knot]

So the question

Do I stay up till md is done updating?

[void void]

yea

[limber knot]

Or should I go to sleep and wake up to a freshly baked paper build by tacoman?

[placid thicket]

personally i think MD should have stayed up, release date was known and all..

[placid prism]

I'm excited for paper 1.15!! Keep working hard devs

[void void]

you should drink 4 guinness immediately and then run around the streets naked, then come home and check to see if paper is ready

[drowsy patrol]

@spare venture send you a pm with a block from my server

[void void]

if not, repeat

[placid thicket]

did that for 1.13, didn't really work well

[hard kernel]

Eta

!eta

[void void]

Oh you want an ETA?

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[void void]

.kill New2PC

[limber knot]

puts New2PC into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.

[hard kernel]

Thank you

Can I die differently

[void void]

sicks the goblins on @lofty hamlet

[hard kernel]

Plz

[void void]

.kill New2PC

[limber knot]

gets some friends together and shivs New2PC a few times.

[hard kernel]

Better

[limber knot]

grabs a Uzi and riddles New2PC's body with bullets.

[void void]

(these killings stack btw)

[hard kernel]

Damn

In what order?

[void void]

so now he's in a sack, in a river, in space, shivved, and riddled with bullets.

[hard kernel]

Simple can u set up a server 4 me

[void void]

wat

[placid thicket]

got moneh?

[hard kernel]

115 vanilla

Yea

[void void]

yeah it's my normal rate though

[hard kernel]

I pay simple hes my guy

[placid thicket]

simple will set up anything for enough moneh

[hard kernel]

Yea

Nah I pay him 20

Hes my guy

[void void]

i have a few clients who i manage servers for at different rates

wat

no

he's saying he wants a 1.15 server

when its out

i got it finally

[hard kernel]

Dm me simple?

[void void]

Msg me first I'm lazy

[hard kernel]

Be home in a min

[limber knot]

Do you really want somebody who decided to get high on edibles hours before his final math exam to manage your server? 😂

[void void]

you wanna challenge me mini

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)︻̷┻̿═━一-

[limber knot]

I would

Come over

[void void]

i would but im too high to move

[placid thicket]

thats a lie, your fingers moved to type that

[void void]

yeah my keyboard is on my lap and im leaned back in my chair staring at my monitor

i can move my fingers

am gud

[placid thicket]

eat edibles till the effects kick in, just don't stop eating till they do

[limber knot]

Oh God

Somebody wants to do

[void void]

yeah lets not

1.15 might be shitty in terms of preformance

idk

[placid thicket]

performance has improved. however you wont be able to get away with using high end computer settings on a potatoe anymore

[void void]

╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝
╚═(███)═╝ This is Lennypede. Help
╚═(███)═╝ Lennypede take over
╚═(███)═╝ discord by pasting him
╚═(███)═╝ in 10 servers
╚═(███)═╝or he will never
╚═(███)═╝ be a meme.
╚═(███)═╝
╚═(███)═╝
╚═(███)═╝
╚═(███)═╝
╚═(███)═╝
╚═(███)═╝
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[green turret]

Die

[limber knot]

Can you not?

[placid thicket]

pillagers are better, not perfect

but no more 10 pillagers killing your server

[limber knot]

Just wait till you can get your hands on a paper build

Md is waking up, reading the news, cooling a spigot build rn

[green turret]

It's hot

to the touch

[limber knot]

Definitely didn't mean to say cooking

Thanks Gboard

[placid thicket]

didn't even say cooking

[green turret]

Stick in the wheel meme

[broken wasp]

Spigot has a pre6 test server
Forge has mappings for pre6
Coincidence?

[limber knot]

Yes

[placid thicket]

mappings are included in all builds by default from mojang.

[limber knot]

Usless mappings

Cause of their licence

[broken wasp]

You can't use them

Internal use only or smthn

[limber knot]

Forge has mappings for pre7 too btw

No they didn't

[placid thicket]

don't think they are actually going to inforce that TBH

[limber knot]

well first of all it's not microsoft

[hard kernel]

did they fix any of the chunk issues?

[broken wasp]

I think the devs tried to make modding easier but legal must've been like

[placid thicket]

define chunk issues

[hard kernel]

1.14

[limber knot]

conflict between dev and legal is a good possibility

[placid thicket]

lemme try again define

[limber knot]

The legal disclaimer totally is MS

Everything they release open source goes thru MS legal

[hard kernel]

idk all the nerdy details but how 1.14 chunk / entities were super laggy

[limber knot]

And the copyright note didn't mention mojang

[broken wasp]

I can't wait to fix spigot mappings again /s

How long does it take spigot to update?

[placid thicket]

depends on what changed

[broken wasp]

Because builddata is only on 1.14.4

[limber knot]

Md Just woke up, reading news and stuff while his PC warms up ^^

Md has all the branches locally

For builddata, for bukkit, for cb, for spigot

[broken wasp]

He's on irc?

[limber knot]

I don't think it will take longer than like an hour to throw it on the test server

Yes

[broken wasp]

I have no clue how to use irc so rip

[limber knot]

Cool ppl only

[left swift]

irc is for people who are scared of the china overlords

you'll convert one day

[zealous knot]

https://fix.sxcu.net/WuqU4L.gif

[vernal moth]

U sure?

[left swift]

its begun

[limber knot]

No

Am only in paper discord so you can enjoy my pfp while I use the bot, lol

Since it takes the pfp

Now it doesn't

[left swift]

the sapling turns into a tree eventually

[vernal moth]

How many ppl get that you most construct additional pylons joke?

[broken wasp]

Not me

[left swift]

not enough

[broken wasp]

I'm guessing it's from some game

[stark kraken]

Anyone know where I can find a 1.15 jar?

[limber knot]

See, you are too young

It's sc2

[woven otter]

1.15 jar?

[left swift]

in the cupboard

[placid thicket]

@stark kraken
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/buzzy-bees-out-now-in-java

[stark kraken]

No idea, been told everyones been forced to 1.15.

[left swift]

next to the peanut butter

[limber knot]

Check here

[left swift]

haha get it

[limber knot]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/1-15-is-here-for-big-ugly-bees-click-on-this-thread.407390/

[left swift]

cause jar

[broken wasp]

vanilla - go to wiki page
spigot - wait a few hours and run buildtools
paper - do .eta

[limber knot]

.>eta lubricant jam

lubricant jam: Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[stark kraken]

Wasn't asking for an eta but yea

Just wondered what the crack was

[pulsar wigeon]

crack is what you're on right now

[stark kraken]

Ye ok.

Nice to know shits still mature

[pulsar wigeon]

🗡️ 🦆

yea, fuck you too

[woven otter]

did you read my message wiz

[pulsar wigeon]

gno

[woven otter]

okay

go away then

[left swift]

some people

are just

mobile users 🤷‍♀️

[pulsar wigeon]

i'll duck you duck

[woven otter]

kinky

[limber knot]

Hey, nothing against mobile users

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[woven otter]

mobile users suck mini

[left swift]

everyone has a phone

[limber knot]

Fuck you duck

[woven otter]

especially mobile irc users

those are the worst kind

and I love you too mini ❤️

[left swift]

mobile users got the paper jar first

[limber knot]

.eta

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[placid thicket]

minidigger, anyone tell you that you are evil? XD

[limber knot]

All my ex gfs did :/

I wonder why

'tis the season for me to realize i forgot my jira password : )

[placid thicket]

was looking at the spigot page, i KNOW that link...

[placid thicket]

i just lost the game

[short yarrow]

anyone know how people come up with formulas particle effects?

[quasi valley]

geometry?

[short yarrow]

like the math behind it

[quasi valley]

geometry.

[woven otter]

you had ex gfs?

[upper flicker]

wow wiz stole my "dont be annoying" blurb

[wide chasm]

Most of it can be found online.

[woven otter]

go away taco eater

[upper flicker]

doesnt have the amazing animated bee though

[void void]

@vernal moth the download link is not safe it says virus

[short yarrow]

it definitely doesn't seem like geometry for me, but then again I forgot everything

I see a lot of people use trig functions

[quasi valley]

trigonometry then

[pulsar wigeon]

sue me Z

[limber knot]

Trig is part of geometry, isn't it?

[pulsar wigeon]

unlike you, i fully intend of removing people who ask for etas

in fact, i already have

[upper flicker]

I cant sit here and monitor chat all day like you

sorry babe

[pulsar wigeon]

give me mod

[quasi valley]

ah yes it is

[pulsar wigeon]

i'll do it for you ❤️

[woven otter]

isn't it more related to parametric functions and functions in general

[limber knot]

Been enjoying your cake day so far?

[short yarrow]

I don't think I've used trig in geometry

[limber knot]

wizjany that's restricted to $500 supporters and up

[short yarrow]

I have a terrible understand of math in general which is why particle effects confuse me

[pulsar wigeon]

great, my normal moderation rates are $500/day

so it cancels out

[void void]

@vernal moth did /shortcut just crash my fucking lounge install

[hard kernel]

@wiz i only asked eta as a joke

[zealous knot]

https://fix.sxcu.net/5C5izC.png

who needs caching anyway

[limber knot]

Lmao