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void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:08 PM

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take a seat

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:08 PM

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ight lads

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the question of the night

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do you sit or stand to wipe

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:08 PM

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i dont wipe

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you wipe? I use water

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i use a fucking bidet like a civilized person.

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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bidet faggots out

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imagine getting ur ass hit by a jet of water

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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oh yes, great word choice

golden gust Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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posh ass fuckers

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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OMEGALUL

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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shut up, you're the person that squats above their own fucking toilet

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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I'd feel like a fucking pussy

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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you have no room to talk rnow

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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if that cleaned my ass

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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literally, can you not say that thanks

golden gust Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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dude

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it's not like you're jamming a hose up there

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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it's not an enema

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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its pretty fucking powerful tho

golden gust Dec 10, 2019, 6:09 PM

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I mean, maybe you should, but still

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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it's very gentle as well, it just splashes you and gets it all out. you aren't injecting your ass with high speed water

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^

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Unless you're actually a person that increases the water pressure

balmy shuttle Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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THEN you have the right to call them a faggot

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then you use ONE TISSUE to dry.

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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you mean a massage shower head isn't the same as a bidet?

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:^)

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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instead of fucking unrolling half a thing of tissue and stuffing it into the pipes

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but yes

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bidets suck, and they make you gay

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obviously

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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I mean, how powerful is a bidet

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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too late for you simple

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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the good ones you can adjust

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:10 PM

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it has to be enough to clean

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but not enough to hurt

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I've seen some powerful ones

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I dont want anywhewre near my ass

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:11 PM

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If your shit is caked onto your asshole so hard that you need a pressure washer to clean yourself, then TP isn't going to help either

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📎 Z.png

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:11 PM

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I use wet wipes

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:11 PM

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your pipes are fucked jesus christ

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if you use wet wipes

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Hey it's Byte :D

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:12 PM

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well u have to use a bidet

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so I mean

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isnt it the same?

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WET wipe and a jet of water

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?

unreal quarry Dec 10, 2019, 6:12 PM

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I just take my daily shit right before my shower ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:12 PM

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i use a bidet and then literally one small piece of tissue to dry, and i don't flush the tissue

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You use a bidet and two squares of toilet paper you monster

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:12 PM

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Thats smart billy

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:12 PM

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You throw the tissue OUT so you DONT fuck your pipes

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:12 PM

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wait what simple

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u let it DRY?

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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or, you know, just have proper pipes

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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just save time and shit in the shower

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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lmao

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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flan's right

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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yea tf

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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Just shove your shit into the drain

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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you think toilet paper is gonna clog pipes?

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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OMEGALUL

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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I dry with a small piece of toilet paper, and throw the TP in the trash. I don't flush it.

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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you don't think shit's designed for this?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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a few stomps oughta do it

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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its called waffle stomping, google it (please dont)

golden gust Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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We flush TP over here

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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Wiz, it will clog pipes in quite a few countries

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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normal people use normal toilet paper and not babywipes as in the us

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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Such as PH

cedar spade Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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how are we still on this

golden gust Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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Like, you know, coz we designed our pipes properly

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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You throw it out, not flush.

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it clogs pipes if you're in an apartment

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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3rd world countries LUL

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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MD this is a serious question

cedar spade Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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shit then shower

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problem solved

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:13 PM

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did you design your pipes as good as your bumbs?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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Y'all only shit once a day? The fuck?

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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but, do you guys stand or stay sitted to dry/wipe

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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tbh. throwing it out is better for recycling and cleaning the water

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bombs, lol

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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I stand

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OMEGALUL

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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Well, if you are an ass-eating connoisseur like I am: you don't eat ass of those who don't use bidet.

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Bidet ass = clean ass.

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👏

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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honestly i can shit like 3-4 times a day. record is 8 when i was sick

sly mason Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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amen simple

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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I dont wanna spend $30 for a water jet

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that will make me feel violated

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:14 PM

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It's more than a water jet

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it's a lifestyle

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an ecosystem

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it's being fucking civilized

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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what did we wipe with back in the stone ages

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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Some of them are even heated, with self cleaning nozzles and a gentle stream of water to caress your asshole.

golden gust Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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📎 unknown.png

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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leaves?

fallen swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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MATE

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NOW UR TALKING

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HEATED BIDETS!?!?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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Yes.

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yeah

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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Pog

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HACKERMANS

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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I have one of them

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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going on asmazon

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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and they feel fucking amazing

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no homo though but I like that shit

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Some of them even have air dryers in them to dry your ass so you don't HAVE to use TP at all..

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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seen a Japanese toilet with everything built in?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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You end up saving money too.

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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yo wtf

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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everyone talking about ass and ignoring the fact that cat is updating travertine

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:^)

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:15 PM

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Japanese and Korean toilets have fuck all

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:16 PM

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yall must love shit

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:16 PM

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What is the best bidet

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from amazon

golden gust Dec 10, 2019, 6:16 PM

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I basically half-assed it :3

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 6:16 PM

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cat: throws food bowl on the ground
also cat: "why don't I have any food in my bowl?"

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:16 PM

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Wizjany this is a serious conversation alright

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There's over 8 billion shits a day, we gotta optimize

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this is knawledge

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Also btw, one of the main reasons we have to wipe so much anyway is because of the way we shit... like. Rolling right back around to squatting

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If you squat, it comes right out. Less smearing, Less to clean.

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"Less smearing"

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that's a pleasant image

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Yeah, less smearing on your fucking asshole while you try to squeeze it out in a posture not meant for shitting

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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.typing

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/PBTgDLi.gif

Imgur

unreal quarry Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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I mean, I understand why people don't like tp. But I have an even harder time understanding how a stream of water shot up your ass is any better.. you gotta scrub that shit in the shower. Have a rag dedicated for the ass so it doesn't end up on your face.

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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this shit convo is fucking booming

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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But wait it depends on the type of shit too alright

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It doesn't shoot up your ass, damn

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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you ever get one of those shits where the first wipe comes back clean? those are happy days

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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yes

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:17 PM

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It gently caresses and cleans

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A bidet isn't a fucking enema

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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sounds like your bidet is too low pressure

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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shut up if you increase the pressure you're officially confirmed gay

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I mean you can make bidets have high pressure and literally get waterfucked every time you take a shit

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But don't

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that's when it actually shoots up your ass

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Pls

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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my bidet has 5 speeds

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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does a bidet feel nice

unreal quarry Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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Here comes magmaguy "if it's not massaging your prostate, it's too weak"

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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the 1st one is more than enough

unreal quarry Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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runs away

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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when it shoots ur asshole

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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if you put it anywhere near the highest level you get the official "faggot" tag

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It feels nice if it's the right pressure, it's gentle.

buoyant pecan Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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😎

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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the 5th one punch a hole through your stomach

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:18 PM

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If it's too high pressure you will be p e n e t r a t e d

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not the time Jordan

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why?

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jordan

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do you use a bidet

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Because we're talking about poop jordan.

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We don't care about regex.

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uh

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no

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never used a bidet

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why

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😂

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animals

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:19 PM

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a real mans uses max pressure all the time xavs

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are you not man enough?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:19 PM

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and I live in france

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:19 PM

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wait, do u guys use the hand held ones or the auto ones inside ur toilet?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:19 PM

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real mans uses leaves

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"A real mans" That's a bad excuse to want something shoved up your ass

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I use an auto bidet, it's attached to my toilet seat

wanton sky Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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😮

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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But I've used the handhelds too

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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http://cdn.hexedhero.com/u/Zs1TPzaK53.jpg

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like trhis?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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Mainly in asia

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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I installed an auto one last weekend hexed

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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yes

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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took me 5 hours

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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Yeah hex

unreal quarry Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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Hand held water stream? I've seen a porn of that

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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Interesting

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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See my bidet even has a fucking remote control

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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my hand was bruised like hell afterwards

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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bold of you to assume my mini 70s canada toilet has anything approaching automatic

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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excuse me

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my bidet is fully operated by water pressure though, none of that fancy shit

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cost me like $20

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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Except you want it on full power you monkey

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:20 PM

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http://cdn.hexedhero.com/u/y1S7Yp28a9.jpg

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the fuck is this price

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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I can take it, don't blame me if you can't xavs

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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My bidet is also operated by water pressure, but it has a valve on the side that decides how open it is. So my stream can be gentle, or murderous.

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"Hot and cold spray"

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I'd buy

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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£60!?

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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that's basically one model above mine

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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just stick your parents garden hose up your ass, much cheaper

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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That's the price to pay to be civilized

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This is the bidet I have. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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dude 60 pounds for a bidet is cheap

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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and eventually you'll save money too

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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an electric one will run you 200-400 easy

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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One roll of TP will last you for months

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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see I love the conversation and all but this guy has a different nick so you can ping that instead of mine thanks

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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No Hex

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:21 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/2mA7Uzf.png LUL

Imgur

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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OMEGALUL

topaz rune Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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OK Google Clean my ass

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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it ain't wrong

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"alexa, please wipe my ass"

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who the fuck uses a bidet

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???

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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who tf searches "clear rear" and not "bidet"?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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A fucking civilized person jordan

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Civilized people do.

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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people in here it seems

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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???????

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@void void let's make a startup

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:22 PM

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you can get a smart toilet with a built in alexa. it can play skyrim

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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A smart toilet where you can play games on while taking a shit and waiting for the bidet to finish

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AI Bidet that scans for signs of shit in the asshole and sprays targeted gentle streams until no fecal matter is present. Then some peppermint oil and a heated dryer.

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so the reason why my ass smell is because I don't have a bidet?

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I agree

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"Shit detected."

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"Eliminating."

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Let's make it speak

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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IM FUCKING DEAD

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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yes jordan

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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well that and because you're a nasty person in general jordan

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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"80% finished"

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https://www.amazon.fr/IBAMA-nettoyeur-toilettes-pression-ajustable/dp/B01LPETWVW/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=BIDET&qid=1576002198&sr=8-5

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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I CANT STOP LAUGHGING

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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kek, my spigot 1.15 download link has 100 hits already

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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smart investment

sullen temple Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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I agree simple

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43€

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😎

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Let's bring some class into these people

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limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:23 PM

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oh shit that's basically mine but I got it cheaper jordan

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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Me, looking at toilet while taking a piss.

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"Shit particles detected. Please hold."
"10% finished"

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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you can get that model for 20-25

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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Toilet: Shit detected.

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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look around

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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where

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I'm legit buying it

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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idk I got it from amazon.de

spring kernel Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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and I'll review it here

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I'd buy in a heartbeat

unreal quarry Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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What do you guys do when you use a port-o-potty at like a concert or something?

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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time to make a #Bidet-Recommendation channel i guess

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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I don't use a port o potty

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I make sure to take a shit BEFORE

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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I fucking dont

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:24 PM

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I don't, that's nasty

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https://www.amazon.fr/Douchette-sortie-manuelle-automatique-suspendu/dp/B07CG62PGC/ref=sr_1_6?__mk_fr_FR=ÅMÅŽÕÑ&keywords=BIDET&qid=1576002290&sr=8-6

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I'm not trusting any public toilet like that

unreal quarry Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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Lmao

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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even better

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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shit in the urinal, if the portopotty doesn't have one, shit on the floor

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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That's a surefire way to get ass rabies

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I take apart public toilets and attach my own bidet, like a civilized man should do.

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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pi(17705849)

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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Sooner or later if you sit on a port a potty you're gonna start foaming from your asshole

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and that's a fact

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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jordan https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B07VHGR8TY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_image_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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ight lads

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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portable bidet in the pocket

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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fuck buying a bidet

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ima just use my shower

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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Do it.

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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simpleauthority has a spray bottle for when there isn't a bidet

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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thanks ^-^

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That's right Hex.

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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I cannot imagine cleaning with solely toilet paper that's disgusting

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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how are you going to angle your hand with the spray bottle

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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pressure washer if that's not enough

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:25 PM

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and it's gonna trail down your legs

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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you're basically as primitive as people who wipe with leaves

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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just put the bathtub faucet right up to your asscrack and spray on full

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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My bidet has the power to be shit senpai, or shit destroyer.

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You're going to end up with SHIT WATER onr your LEGS

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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I got the blue model, it's 4 euros more expensive but I like to feel penetrated by the color blue, tyvm

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Controlled by a nozzle.

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wait

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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incorrect xavs

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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do NOT use a spray nozzle

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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it's far far better than wiping

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and smearing poop all over your legs

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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next shit I have

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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well

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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ima use the shower as a bidet

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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not that but you get my point

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Brian shut up. You're behind the fucking convo

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Join at the right point or be quiet

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this is fucking unacceptable that this many people don't use a bidet

austere ivy Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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alright fine see you then just saying bidets are epic

vapid pier Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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look, hex woke up from all the action around 1.15 ^^

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Yes bidets are the only acceptable way to clean your ass after a shit.

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/dlLWidr.png

Imgur

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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o/

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man I really got mine in time to participate in this discussion didn't I lmao

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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Dude

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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bidet or shower, no other correct responses

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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I dont like what I've started

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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no I woke up from you fuckwits pinging me instead of some rando

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shower is fucking nasty

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don't run your shit in your shower you fucking barbarian

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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all of the people who are serious about using a shower to wipe your ass

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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who tf are you hex

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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fucking kys

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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unless you're wiping that shit down with bleach afterwards

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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maybe choose a better name

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:27 PM

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Hex has kickbanned me like 15 times in #spigot

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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bro I've been here longer than any of these people

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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kenny will you shit in my bed if i shower in my shower

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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Hex

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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my toilet is next to my shower, I could just lean and use the shower, 200 IQ

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📎 JPEG_20191210_192754.jpg

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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have you been here longer than me hex?

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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wtf are those rags on the floor

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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I'm pretty sure he has magma

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He just doesn't talk

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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yes

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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wtf are u doing with the fucking rags

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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idk honestly, I can't even remember when I got here in the first place

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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Ah that reminds me, some kid reuses cloth as his ass wipe

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AHAHAHAA

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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alright thats the one thing youre allowed to do in there

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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he doesnt talk anymore ever since all the discord plebs came

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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😂

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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the ground is slippy

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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they are for masturbating into while his bidet penetrates him

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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you where really late magma

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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when you get out of the shower better not fall

fallen eagle Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

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Dammit i am rendring a 41K x 21K map without adding anything to it in worldpainer UPs

misty kite Dec 10, 2019, 6:28 PM

#

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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late for the paper irc maybe but I've been on the spigot one for a while

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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Waiting another 30 mins to get a weed delivery :C

fallen eagle Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

#

https://i.imgur.com/d1JqRyQ.png

Imgur

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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tbf this place was boring before I got here

fallen eagle Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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3 hours oof

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

#

30 minutes until pleasure

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

#

http://imgur.com/a/5Wgr41l over 4 years

Imgur

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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or just feeling normal for me tbh

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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carrying this whole chatroom sure puts a burden on my shoulders

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

#

I'm buying the amazon.de bidet

#

😎

agile pine Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

#

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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have fun installing it

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

#

my wife will

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

#

I know I wanted to kms after doing it

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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what's the nickserv command to get user info

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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ns info

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:29 PM

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nah you aren't carrying shit besides your gayness

#

putting the bidet on full power

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:30 PM

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you're just jealous of my steel anus

covert hedge Dec 10, 2019, 6:30 PM

#

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:30 PM

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https://f.jacob.engineer/ZN15845v.png

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"Steel anus"

#

Well, that is an old email in there.

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:30 PM

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if you are too poor for a bidet just get someone to eat your ass

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:30 PM

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I'll mod my bidet to make sound and make it RGB

#

I see jealous people over there

#

Also I think I registered nickserv really late

#

yeah just hire someone to lick

#

that makes you gay as well

round brook Dec 10, 2019, 6:30 PM

#

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:31 PM

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man I was about to say that 2016 is really recent but I guess times they are a-changing

#

we're nearly in 2020 already

#

ye

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:31 PM

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stop making me feel fucking old

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:31 PM

#

2020 vision haHAA

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:31 PM

#

yeah it's been a while

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:31 PM

#

2016 wasn't too bad smh

#

ah that reminds me

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:31 PM

#

we are now entering the year where 420 lasts a whole month

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:31 PM

#

we got god-emperor trump on the throne

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:32 PM

#

so, guys

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:32 PM

#

that's fine he'll get impeached soon right guys

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:32 PM

#

I was working on this mc server with a guy a while ago. He got an OVH dedi and two linodes.

#

Well, he ghosted me

#

Never paid the dedi again

#

I don't give a shit about american politics

#

But the linodes are up

#

My znc is on the linode

#

And he never cancelled it

misty kite Dec 10, 2019, 6:32 PM

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rawr

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

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So dude can get fucked, I'm getting IRC on his credit card

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

noice

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

ok guys...

#

i don't fucking know what to think...

#

I asked my wife about me buying the bidet

#

she told me it's useless and she gave me her tip...

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

anddd?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

use the shower...

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

her tip?

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

noice

#

oh

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

are you sure that's your wife?

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

#

like me :3

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:33 PM

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not how I read that

#

lmao

placid thicket Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

she gave you ** W H A T ?**

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

a tip

#

😠

dusk drift Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

penis

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

suuure

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

just the tip?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

holy

#

💀

#

I think instead of giving you a tip, she basically just told you that you're not allowed to spend any money and that she's the man of the house

#

So you sulked back to discord to tell us

#

ahahahaha

#

She gave you a 'tip'

#

well

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

throwback to #spagt

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

I have all the money

#

so

#

Yeah

#

You might make it

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

tell your wife "ta guele, je vais acheter un bidet"

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:34 PM

#

But she controls it

#

aahahahaah

#

ok

#

I'm ordering it anyway tho

#

ok sure

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:35 PM

#

well there you go

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:35 PM

#

big boy

#

dont get in trouble by your wife

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:35 PM

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power move to be sure

#

ssssh simple

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:35 PM

#

im just saying

#

i dont think hes the man of the house

#

his wife is

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:35 PM

#

look at how much of abeta male simple is

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:35 PM

#

you're a gamma male magma

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:35 PM

#

say simple I love your clothes, do they make them for men?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:36 PM

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nope

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:36 PM

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shame

#

women's clothes fit me better

misty kite Dec 10, 2019, 6:36 PM

#

I am the big UWU, thank you for coming to my ted talk

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:36 PM

#

that's because you have moobs hex

#

whacks ^-^ with the rolling pin

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

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😭

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

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bet hex and simple have matching bras rn

chrome current Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

she cancelled the amazon order with her phone what to do

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

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~~cancel her~~

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

Slap her

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

ok it was a joke this time

#

lol

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

yeah cancel her

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

my dude

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

its easy watch

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

ok good he admitted to lying about that

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

slaps Vertanzil.

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

😂

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:37 PM

#

slaps ^-^.

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:38 PM

#

actually it says it doesn't deliver to france

#

🤔

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:38 PM

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lmao it delivered to portugal

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:38 PM

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oh you're french

#

just wipe your ass with wine and cheese

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:38 PM

#

hey wiz

#

your makeup is running

#

go fix it up

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:38 PM

#

hey magma

#

that's my face

#

bully :<

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

not my fault it has so many folds that it looks like it's melting

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

hey magma

#

send a pic of your nose plz

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

I already did

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

again

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

you go look it up

#

it looks the same

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

the file would be too big for discord kenny

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

😂

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:39 PM

#

pictures aren't larger just because the person in it is more important wiz

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:40 PM

#

but they are if you eat too much mcdonalds

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:40 PM

#

hence why I am able to post pics of myself here and no one else does

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:40 PM

#

🤔

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/652866453875327016 does it actually still look this beautiful?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

🤢

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

ngl it looks exactly the same

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

noice

#

how long is it supposed to take to get back to "normal"?

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

thanks for that link kenny

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

is anyone selling an used bidet and can ship to FR?

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

#

almost vomited

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:41 PM

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you're welcome 😂

cosmic gorge Dec 10, 2019, 6:42 PM

#

📎 20191210_184354.jpg

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:42 PM

#

🐽

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:42 PM

#

pigs wish they had noses this wide

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:43 PM

#

^

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:43 PM

#

^^

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:43 PM

#

here piggy piggy

cedar spade Dec 10, 2019, 6:43 PM

#

glad we're finally off the poop train

#

https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/585654580113702923/596560932554014737

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:44 PM

#

actually comparing the pics side-to-side the swelling is down a bit

#

more than a bit, even

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:45 PM

#

did you just specifically search for that 5 month old picture? 😂

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:45 PM

#

hm?

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:45 PM

#

@pineapple

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:46 PM

#

ngl though, these tubes aren't exactly comfyt

#

got another 2 days of having them on before I'm done

crystal compass Dec 10, 2019, 6:47 PM

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lul

#

incoming eta spam

nova iris Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

you're like 2 hours late for that

woven cosmos Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

Anyone know how to find my own ports? Cause iv'e tried the "netstat -a" But i get like 300 ports, how do i know which one is the one i should use.

proud lance Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

ports for what

woven cosmos Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

my ip

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

wat

thick iron Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

uh

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:48 PM

#

lol i forgot about that bbq sauce @cedar spade

fallen oracle Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

Hey bby

proud lance Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

@woven cosmos that question doesn't make sense

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

everyone has 65k ports lol

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

you're ip doesnt just have "a" port

#

your

#

fok

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

argh the inside of my nose is so itchy all of the sudden

woven cosmos Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

well idk, it tells me to put it my ports

proud lance Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

ports are what applications listen on

woven cosmos Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

It doesnt specify

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

"it"?

proud lance Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

what is "it"

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

turn it inside out

woven cosmos Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

ok, nvm

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:49 PM

#

this dude doesnt have any clue what hes talking about guys, give him a break. he didnt even know how to write the java command to start the server

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:50 PM

#

just put the port there that the application that you are trying to run tells you that it's listening on

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:50 PM

#

just put in all em ports

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:50 PM

#

just run 65000 servers so that you dont have to worry about the port

crystal compass Dec 10, 2019, 6:50 PM

#

who else is ready for another depressing minecraft update

#

i am

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:50 PM

#

whatever you connect to will work

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:51 PM

#

Paper doesn't work on 1.15 yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Isjgc0oX0s

YouTube

lapinbored

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! ... Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

▶ Play video

#

(Amaranth) Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! - length 5s - 3,258 likes, 51 dislikes (98.5%) - 660,306 views - lapinbored on 2008.07.26

#

If i put pepper up your nose are you going to shoot them two tubes out like little rockets ? ^-^

digital talon Dec 10, 2019, 6:51 PM

#

I am running 1.15 vanilla already xD

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:51 PM

#

cool

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:51 PM

#

and can you whistle through them?

#

asking the important questions

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:52 PM

#

^^ good question not sure how it would work tbh

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 6:53 PM

#

where dowload papr

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 6:53 PM

#

.download

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:53 PM

#

https://papermc.io/downloads

digital talon Dec 10, 2019, 6:53 PM

#

this aussi has to wake up and give us a spigot version to test xD

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 6:53 PM

#

download where papr

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:53 PM

#

do you whistle through ur nose?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 6:54 PM

#

i can whistle through my dick

digital talon Dec 10, 2019, 6:54 PM

#

^^

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:54 PM

#

stop sticking stuff in ur dick then

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:54 PM

#

alright too much info

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

xDDD

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

I call bs simple

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

careful

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

Oh hey vanilla has toggle sneak now

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

before he wants to prove it

digital talon Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

something might be wrong with your dick simple ^^

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

vert needs video proof now

frozen lagoon Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

I also quite like the button highlighting in menus

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:56 PM

#

I think everyone does noman

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:56 PM

#

to the nose thing or the video proof

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:56 PM

#

both

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

https://tenor.com/view/eat-sneeze-snot-gif-9472025

Tenor

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

omfg

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

god could you

#

not

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

jesus lord

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

That command to update shields in your resource pack probably came from grum

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

wat it's just someone enjoying his meal

rich parcel Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

left swift Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

im blocking u so i dont have to see that anymore

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 6:57 PM

#

lmao

crimson pelican Dec 10, 2019, 7:01 PM

#

ivory hedge Dec 10, 2019, 7:02 PM

#

velvet moss Dec 10, 2019, 7:02 PM

#

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:02 PM

#

ok guys it's been several hours and you still haven't published paper for 1.15 and I find this unacceptable

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:02 PM

#

City

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:02 PM

#

Your opinion doesn't count, since you're lacking a table.

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:03 PM

#

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and swallow this dick whole. Thanks.

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:03 PM

#

how am I supposed to update my very unique server if the server isn't published? Hm? Tell me? Hm? Am I supposed to use vanilla

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:03 PM

#

not only is he missing a table, he's also a sweeb

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:03 PM

#

Yes, use vanilla

sweet robin Dec 10, 2019, 7:03 PM

#

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:03 PM

#

Use VanillaAPI

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:03 PM

#

I deserve paper for 1.15 so give it to me

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

You don't even deserve Paper 1.8, let alone 1.15.

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

Fellow gamers! Rise up, for it is time to defend our privileges, for we deserve what we all know we're missing! Let us show the guys over at Paper HQ who's the boss and oblige those greedy corporate people to give us the long awaited Paper 1.15. We must not let them oppress us or let them think we accept such behavior; Minecraft 1.15 has been out for several hours already, and as a non-profit company they should know to keep their customers happy. Together, we are power; if we all stand up now, we can definitely prevent such injustice from ever taking place again!

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

too lazy to read the whole thing

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

non-profit company

#

thonk

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

we should just get rid of all words and letters

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

I've donated so much of my free time to keep this discord at the lowest possible quality content-wise

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

they're too much to read

opal copper Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

Hmm

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

true

#

too much

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

the least they can do to pay me back is release the bloody server

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

Not really m2 isnt waking up for us any time soon xd

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

I see I need to optimize it

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:04 PM

#

optimize please

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:05 PM

#

How about "Give Paper 1.15 or Paper bad"?

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:05 PM

#

also @void void stop over sexualising everything your homophobia is showing smh

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:05 PM

#

I say at least 12 more hours.

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:05 PM

#

just because I'm a proud non-homosexual doesn't mean everything has to be sexualised

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:06 PM

#

doubt

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:06 PM

#

also dicks r gay

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:06 PM

#

u r

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:06 PM

#

no

#

what's gay is the prices of these fucking math books

wary depot Dec 10, 2019, 7:06 PM

#

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:07 PM

#

Books are expensive

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:07 PM

#

why can't they like, idk, not use the most expensive course literature all the fucking time

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:08 PM

#

I bet they have royalty contracts

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:08 PM

#

Because cheap = bad quality and your uni is top notch.

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:08 PM

#

ah yes that's it

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:08 PM

#

books are expensive

#

books are useless

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:08 PM

#

my favorite calculus book is free

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:08 PM

#

who reads books?

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

Books are nice

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

Free from the russian site?

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

Just expensive

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

I didnt buy a single book for uni

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

No, free.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

Same

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

http://www.apexcalculus.com

APEX Calculus

APEX Calculus is an open source calculus text, sometimes called an etext. Available in print and in .pdf form; less expensive than traditional textbooks.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

Buying a book for uni is a waste

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

@heady spear i just wanna shove my dick down some throats whats so bad about that, don't fucking criticize me you straight bitch

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

this was fucking amazing for calc 1 and 2

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:09 PM

#

I can't really say the same when studying english 😂

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:10 PM

#

I end up spending around ~$500 every semester on books, so it's not even that bad

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:10 PM

#

Oof

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:10 PM

#

imaging buying books

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:10 PM

#

this semester I didn't buy any of the books through because I was fortunate enough to get them from older students

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

I think this year, books will cost me around 300 EUR.

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

Oof

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

next semester we're reusing a calculus book for multivariate, so it'll only be ~350

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

I'm not even in uni and mine cost at least 500 an year

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

Secondary school books are free here 🙂

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

so idk ~$1000 a year is pretty average

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

Like seriously i bought a book for $180 and then used it for like 10mins and never again

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

Primary and secondary are free here too, but after that there's high school

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:11 PM

#

And will never do that again

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:12 PM

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High school = secondary school here.

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:12 PM

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🤔

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:12 PM

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Like, you have primary school, then secondary school, then uni.

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:12 PM

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I had to get 5 different books for a single course in ecotourism and cultural geography, really obscure stuff that you couldn't find online

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they were super expensive too and I had to have them shipped from the US. That sucked.

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:13 PM

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ye smth is getting lost in translation here

primary = elementary/middle(/junior high)
secondary = high school
post-secondary = college
university

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:13 PM

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Is that a European thing?

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:13 PM

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college in this context = a 2 year community college

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that's usa lol

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:13 PM

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Okay i'm missing something

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:14 PM

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During the IB/High school I got most of the books from the school. Mostly pearson shit. Then I bought study guides and shit on my own

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:14 PM

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and finally boss = Actual University

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:14 PM

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IB books are super expensive .-.

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:14 PM

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Here's 6 years primary, 3 years secondary, 3-4 years high school, ?? years of uni. I guess our high school is kind of your college

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:14 PM

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NO final boss = Office job

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:14 PM

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The education system here just works differently: you have 8 years of school from age 4-12, then 4-6 years secondary school (12-16/17/18), then you either do college or uni for anywhere between 3 and 6 years.

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:15 PM

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We have 9 years of primary, 3 years of high school, then ~5 years of uni (for a masters) :]

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:15 PM

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Only for college/uni you have to buy books yourself.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:15 PM

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And uni is paid?

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:15 PM

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Uni costs money, yes.

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College does as well, the others are paid by the government.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:15 PM

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Ah there's no such a thing like the government pays you until you graduate

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and then you finance it

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I think that's only in Canada

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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We were kinda lucky because they were phasing out the old study guides for our IB session so we got most of them for free. Then the government gives you $150 a month for attending high school, so I didn't have to spend anything during high school :]]

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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You can get a loan from the government. But you have to pay it back. lol

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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they also paid our exam fees

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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Yeah same ;-;

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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wot you have exam fees?

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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The IB has exam fees lol

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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oh boy

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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also registration fees but the school paid those as well

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:16 PM

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You can get a loan here as well. But uni is like 5,000 EUR for an entire bachelors (excluding long ones such as medical stuff), so it's not like you'll end up with tens of thousands of euros of debt.

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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Then there's Finland 🇫🇮 with free university, other than for the books 😛

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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then 5 years of uni for free + some free money from the government for attending + extremely low interest** loans

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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Fuh. 5K eur for a bachelors.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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5,000 EUR for an entire bachelors?????

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WTF

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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I could get multiple degrees.

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:/

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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That's cheap

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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wow that's expensive

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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5,000 EUR is like 5 courses here or less

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:17 PM

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it's around 500€ per semester here

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so 6*500€ as an ideal bachelor

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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They lowered the first year from ~2000 EUR to ~1000 EUR, so now it's only 5,000 EUR. Was ~6,000 EUR before.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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Wait so it doesn't matter how many courses you take?

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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paying for education

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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nope

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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wtf

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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we pay maybe 1.5k in germany

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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You're lucky guys ><

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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(for a bachelor)

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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waaat

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feels bad

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:18 PM

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yeah, I paid like ~250 per semester

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and like half of that is for my train ticket, lol

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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Non-free education is stupid, but whatever, can't do much about it I guess.

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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same

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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I get $20000 in total for getting my masters

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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I can use public transport in my whole state

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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Public transport for scholars is paid by the government here though (in full).

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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I think 120€ of the 500 is for public transport

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not sure where the other 400 come from 😂

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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I just calculated it, damn that's kinda crazy though. Didn't realise how much free money they just throw around .-.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:19 PM

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That's mine for one term

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1 term...

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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My god

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That's an entire bachelors here

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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oh boy

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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And you're doing a bachelor for $5000

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wtf

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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I'd tell you to come to Sweden but we wouldn't give you squat

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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;-;

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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Move to Finland

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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Where do you live Fox?

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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Canada

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Btw that's for canadian citizens..

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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During my bachelors I get paid $11000

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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Huh, I kinda expected Canada's education costs to not be that high, but I guess I'm mistaken.

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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I'll have to pay like 1000 for 3 months abroad in the US (it would be hella more without the partnerships)

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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Yes you're mistaken :<

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:20 PM

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Does finland pay you or is it only free

hallow plinth Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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It's just free

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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because otherwise Sweden still wins 😛

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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What, they pay you for studying?

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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Free education should be a thing

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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We pay you to attend high school, and then way more for attending uni

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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thonk

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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Yes. I wrote a couple of messages ago that I get $20k for completing my masters in monthly transfer payments

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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huh

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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I got paid for attending secondary school as well (in the last year), kinda sad that doesn't continue during uni

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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it's almost as if society profits more than the individual when you are highly educated

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:21 PM

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if I stop after my bachelors I would have received $11k

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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I can get financial support as a student for sure, but they don't exactly pay you once you graduate

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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This is money you get by just enrolling at a uni

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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lol

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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Gg

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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That's pretty cool

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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then there's an optimal loan if you need to cover living expenses

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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It motivates you to study

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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which is super low interest and you have ages to pay it off

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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Here they rape you if you study

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With expenses

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:22 PM

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almost like they dont want anyone to study lol

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or just to make hella money in the meantime

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:23 PM

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living expenses are kinda super high tho so I'll still be $50k in debt

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but oh well

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:23 PM

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That was my idea in secondary school as well Kenny, but meh.

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Could've made about 1400 EUR in that extra year though

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:23 PM

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High school was cool tho because school lunches were free + then they give you monthly transfer payments as long as you attend your classes

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:23 PM

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our prices are reasonable, I mean like in the US :D

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500 a semester is humane

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:24 PM

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so that everyone can afford to socialise and buy school supplies

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:24 PM

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500 a semester is expensive.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:24 PM

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This year the governor of my province cuts of the student aid payment by 20%

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:24 PM

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Sweden is fucking great y'all

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:24 PM

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but still humane 👀

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:24 PM

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So it's kinda like oh why you're still studying?

proven lark Dec 10, 2019, 7:24 PM

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heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:25 PM

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everything is unionised, even prostitution, so you're guaranteed fair wages once you graduate

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:25 PM

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city don't ignore me

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wait nvm I'm ignoring you

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bye

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:25 PM

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even if you don't attend uni you can still get a decently paid job

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:25 PM

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I read that as un-ion-ised and I was so confused

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:26 PM

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what does a ionized job look like? 😂

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:26 PM

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We don't have minimum wages, instead the unions negotiate an acceptable entry salary based on your experience etc

wide chasm Dec 10, 2019, 7:26 PM

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Job2+

zealous knot Dec 10, 2019, 7:26 PM

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tbh sweden fucking sucks lol

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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You can even make a very decent living being a waiter etc because no tipping culture = we pay staff a fair amount 😄

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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why?

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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This country is fucking amazing tbh.

zealous knot Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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because City lives there

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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tipping culture is so stupid

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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why it's stupid

pulsar wigeon Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/FsBR4Km.png Pog

Imgur

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:27 PM

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heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:28 PM

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wiz blocks people and then spends the rest of his time bragging about how he has them blocked

zealous knot Dec 10, 2019, 7:28 PM

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Wiz knows what's up

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:28 PM

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don't really understand it

vagrant marlin Dec 10, 2019, 7:28 PM

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heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:29 PM

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Only bad thing about this country is the fucking taxes. Everything is taxed to hell and back

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now they want you to pay taxes on wedding gifts

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25% VAT on almost everything

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:29 PM

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thinking_fish

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:29 PM

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Income tax + your employer has to pay a fee on top of that

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so nearly 50% effective income tax

vagrant marlin Dec 10, 2019, 7:29 PM

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Hewwo

oak musk Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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just because it feels like the state wants you to become confused, not pay taxes, and then receive extra fees

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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38% of my income goes to gov

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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But I will say, we get a hell of a lot of benefits from it. Free healthcare. Free education. Extremely good public transport. Etc. Etc.

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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before it even reaches my bank

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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Tax is good

vagrant marlin Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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Big mood

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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just don't earn enough to have to pay taxes :think_smart:

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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I can only imagine extremely good public transport

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:30 PM

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Yeah, I pay ~ 50% but then the 25% VAT makes everything super expensive

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like electronics and shit is sooooooo expensive here it's insane

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when I watch american youtubers and they're like "this is $100" it's almost always at least 150 here lol

vagrant marlin Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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Haha we have 24% VAT

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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How Sweden is great if you pay ~%50 of your income?

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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I only heard beer was expensive in sweden

vagrant marlin Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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Everything is so cheap

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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And 25% VAT

vagrant marlin Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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Like

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24% is so low

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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that why I was never in sweden before

worldly crown Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:31 PM

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Because.... free education? free healthcare? Oh, and when you work your companies can't ruin your lives either

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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VAT is 19% in germany, feed, medical stuff etc are 7%

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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at least 4 weeks of paid leave every year

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both parents get paid time off when they have children

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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I mean we do have free healthcare

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But why would i pay my whole income

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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if you get sick and have to take time off from work you'll get compensated

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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Same thing here

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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unions control everything so no super low wages

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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just not to that extend

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sweden is just way ahead in everything

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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Yeah

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:32 PM

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Extremely developed public infrastructure

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etc etc etc

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:33 PM

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we have trains coming late 3/4 of the time

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so that's that

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:33 PM

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I mean after having had my surgery and eaten pills for like 6 year straight I can appreciate what the taxes gets us

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:33 PM

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I'd want to say you have a rather silly language over there at Sweden, but Finnish is worse in every way

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:33 PM

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cause our main train provider was privatized

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:33 PM

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in most places I wouldn't have been able to afford being sick lol

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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So play it smart

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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only thing that bloody sucks here is our postal service

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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And don’t be sick

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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after we sold it to denmark

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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wat

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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Can't be worse than ours :^)

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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They literally said that they can't be expected to deliver everything

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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oh yeah that's the standard here too

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:34 PM

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and that the chunks of mail that were lost happened because we send too much mail

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:35 PM

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isn't that literally what they are paid for though?

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:35 PM

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"paid"

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:35 PM

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they want to only deliver 3 days a week because it's too much work

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:35 PM

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It's a miracle they're alive with what they're "paid"

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It has became a huge thing here lately

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:35 PM

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thankfully DHL/post is contracted to deliver every single day here

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they cant just decide not to do that

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yeah

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:35 PM

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DHL is amazing

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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meh

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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It’s a german company right?

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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I ordered camera equipment from germany and it arrived faster than the shit I ordered locally

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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ye

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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and then I even paid extra for quick delivery

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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they are just slighly better than the other suckers

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Fedex is good too

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:36 PM

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overnight shipping isn't a thing here

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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at least they can handle packages... not like amazon's own delivery which regularly brings me boxes that are crushed, lol

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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you pay extra for 1-3 days, otherwise the standard is 4-7 for everything lol

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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Who would ship a thing overnight

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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All Americans it seems

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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Nah

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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UPS can suck a dick.
I've had UPS drivers drive past my house, mark a package as delivered, and drive off without ever getting out of the truck.

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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amazon same day delivery is pretty cool though

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I mean, am complaining on a high level here, stuff from amazon I get on the same day as I ordered it

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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Wouldn't be a thing here + they never deliver to your home

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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I contacted UPS support about it and they told me to fuck off and to talk to amazon about how the UPS driver stole my package.

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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only to the postal office

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:37 PM

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but just recently I had 3 shippents going back to amazon because dhl didnt manage to put it into my works postbox

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lol

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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Why should amazon be responsible for UPS stealing my package, and not you know? UPS?

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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Oh and yes, beer is indeed expensive here. Alcohol in general is expensive. Plus, you can only buy it from a government run alcohol store

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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Time to call the cops 😛

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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which closes at 6pm (3pm on weekends)

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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I kinda hate our alc culture here

noble yacht Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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Anyone know if mojang fixed the chunkloading issues in 1.15?

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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and is super expensive :]]

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:38 PM

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oh god

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and I wanted to move to sweden

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Norway is better anyways

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runs

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:39 PM

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I was literally watching out of my bedroom window when it happened, too. The fucker just drove past.

I've also had another UPS driver drive past my house and deliver my package to a completely different address.

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:39 PM

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Actually that’s great

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Making alcohol hard to get

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:39 PM

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I applied to mojang for the current wave and actually was ok with relocating

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:39 PM

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in high school we used to go to the suburbs to buy vodka form this weird arab d

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:39 PM

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It used to be banned from Canada ;-:

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:39 PM

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it was way cheaper, I miss him

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:39 PM

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But they unban it..

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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I've had UPS deliver 4 packages in my life, and only 1 of them successfully made it to my door.

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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Hm, I'm assuming 1.14 plugins don't work with 1.15 correct

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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chances are, they do work

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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Norway is super expensive tho phoenix, it makes everything here look super affordable lmao

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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i'm hoping they'll work

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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norwegians come over the border to buy groceries

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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well considering only a single person has access to spigot 1.15, the assumption is partially correct :)

void void Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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might as well just runt hem

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:40 PM

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Sweden is nice to move to but you gotta learn the language

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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why?

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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hi pure

serene bolt Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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:D

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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a good 85% of the population speaks English lol

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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didn't you have a role or was that in another server

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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I went to Netherlands and no one speaks English

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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I had loads of friends in high school (+ teachers) that never bothered to learn a single word in Swedish

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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o you do in billy's server

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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they couldn't as much as introduce themselves

serene bolt Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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no role on this discord, yep billys

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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where were you in netherlands? lol

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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Even my grandma speaks English lol

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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Amsterdam

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:41 PM

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dutch ppl speak better english than what I know from germany

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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Lol really?

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Idk maybe i met the wrong people

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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I have several Dutch friends who seem to speak it flawlessly

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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Sooooo no reason to learn Swedish to move here. It's super hard to become a resident tho

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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Yeah

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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unless you're an afghan 30 year old claiming to be a syrian teen

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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I’m fine in Canada ;DD

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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dinnerbone managed to do that

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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then they'll give you a citizenship in a couple of minutes

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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But it’s freaking cold

fallen jungle Dec 10, 2019, 7:42 PM

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Jeb had a pretty close call with the Brexit though

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:43 PM

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Sweden is freaking cold too so that's a bad reason to move here 😛

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:43 PM

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Why would i move from my country ;-;

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To pay more taxes

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:43 PM

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I wanted to attend our space university before I decided to settle for computer science

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:43 PM

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I hate the tax here but still a good thing

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:43 PM

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but it's too far north

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and fuck that arctic weather

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buuuut working at the space station would have been cool ngl

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Your prime minister is an IB graduate

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he's also cute

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more than I can say for ours

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ours is a former welder

woven otter Dec 10, 2019, 7:45 PM

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no pain no gain city

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:45 PM

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https://www.aljazeera.com/mritems/imagecache/mbdxxlarge/mritems/Images/2019/1/18/7155c887673543dc952c8646da0699c8_18.jpg

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look at this asshat

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mcYnQ4JG8o

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Ryan Reynolds

Free Guy Trailer

In theaters July 3rd 2020.

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(MiniDigger) Free Guy Trailer - length 3m 3s - 9,210 likes, 74 dislikes (99.2%) - 74,184 views - Ryan Reynolds on 2019.12.10

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man

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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nah man I wish our king was in charge

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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I cant wait for this

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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@woven otter can u help me get our king elected as pm?

woven otter Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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only if you pay me a lot of money

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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he has complete immunity to the law so he could just murder his opponents

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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https://youtu.be/MmB9b5njVbA

YouTube

Minecraft

Official Minecraft Trailer

Thank you to Vareide for making this awesome Minecraft trailer! Check out other stuff from Vareide here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Vareide

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limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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(DiscordBot) Official Minecraft Trailer - length 1m - 521,724 likes, 13,065 dislikes (97.6%) - 144,090,005 views - Minecraft on 2011.12.06

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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Can’t wait for this too

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:46 PM

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man

woven otter Dec 10, 2019, 7:47 PM

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man

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:47 PM

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vareide

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:47 PM

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man

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:47 PM

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the feels

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:47 PM

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Free Guy movie seems pretty cool

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:47 PM

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o btw if anyone wants to move here then I'll marry u for $200

woven otter Dec 10, 2019, 7:47 PM

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why

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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@heady spear deal

woven otter Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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no go away vic

heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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but we need to marry in the russian orthodox church

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gLS7Sr2S0c

YouTube

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The Survival Games 2 - Minecraft PvP Map

PLAY NOW HERE: http://www.hivemc.com/ DOWNLOAD THE MAP HERE: http://www.planetminecraft.com/project/the-survival-games-2-848118/ Remember to leave a like if ...

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heady spear Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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I am doing this according to tradition

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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(MiniDigger) The Survival Games 2 - Minecraft PvP Map - length 2m - 9,588 likes, 139 dislikes (98.6%) - 798,041 views - This channel is not active on 2012.05.03

vestal jasper Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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I'll marry my love if I want to

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blobree

limber knotBOT Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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this was when I first developed an SG plugin

quasi valley Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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oh god that map

inland fiber Dec 10, 2019, 7:48 PM

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Omg