general

[heady spear]

vic donate money

[limber knot]

Reminder for MiniDigger: electronicboy, paper 1.15 when?!

lol

only an hour late

[vestal jasper]

lol

[heady spear]

dumb fucking bee poinsoned me

[void void]

Lmao

[turbid bluff]

What discord bot allows you to talk like that mini?

[heady spear]

I hate this update already

[void void]

1.15 performs worse for me

[vestal jasper]

@heady spear you don't put out enough to warrant me giving you more money sorry

[limber knot]

I am a bot

[inland fiber]

Phantoms should be removed from the game entirely

[granite salmon]

performs worse for a lot of us

[limber knot]

I dont talk thru a bot

[vestal jasper]

good thing 1.15 literally added a gamerule to stop phantom spawns

[fallen eagle]

bye

[inland fiber]

@vestal jasper NO WAgoip)rwjgrioje

[turbid bluff]

What‘s bot called?

[inland fiber]

What's the gamerule?

[heady spear]

vic I can release some dumb plugin if you give me money

what do you want

[void void]

Hello @wanton sky

#announcements

[void void]

Thanks

[limber knot]

the bot is called MiniDigger

cant you see that

[vestal jasper]

suggest spending more than 5 seconds reading patch notes

[dusk drift]

the bot is retarded

[wanton sky]

Hi! 😄

[fallen eagle]

i loved this channel yesterday now its just chaos 😭

[limber knot]

ur moms retarted!!!

[dusk drift]

[quasi valley]

what a rude bot

let's shut it down

[void void]

It's always chaos at release time

[dusk drift]

pull the plug

[void void]

A l w a y s

[fallen eagle]

true simple

[void void]

Join the resistance

[heady spear]

guys please give me money

[quasi valley]

city offering his body again

[heady spear]

No just give me money

[fallen eagle]

city how much u want to fork a pl to fix the dam thing XD ?

[inland fiber]

Do you wanna sell your kidney?

[heady spear]

I don't know how to code

[void void]

True ^

He's a retard

[fallen eagle]

then no money for u 😂

[heady spear]

😦

also simple stop calling people retards, it's fucking retarded

[sterile hare]

true

[fallen eagle]

xD

[dusk drift]

[inland fiber]

[vestal jasper]

@spare venture why is your server offline I want to harass you about 1.15

oh right

rip

[fallen eagle]

xD

[heady spear]

set ovh on fire in response

[vestal jasper]

I'll ping you in your discord then

[inland fiber]

Anyone tried AWS servers?

[heady spear]

I want the spigot API for 1.15 so I can check if PlotSquared is super broken or not

[upper flicker]

The doImmediateRespawn game rule can now be switched on to have players respawn immediately without showing the death screen

Rip those plugins

[heady spear]

if it isn't I'll just release it and claim it's updated for 1.15

[limber knot]

Pepega

[heady spear]

wait no we depend on worldedit

is worldedit super broken

if it is then I'll sue

[limber knot]

its not like the api will have much changes

if any at all

[inland fiber]

And we depend on worldborder

[limber knot]

if you ignore the new stuff

[inland fiber]

So if worldborder is broken

[sterile hare]

i know for sure what is heavily broken with 1.15... Fawe Kappa

[fallen eagle]

spigot prob be updated later or tomorrow. thats what i am thinking

[heady spear]

Yeah no I think this update will be quite fine

1.14 was bad, but 1.13 was super bad. Fuck 1.13.

[limber knot]

md is asleep

[inland fiber]

BUT-

1.13.2 is good

[heady spear]

I still have nightmares about 1.13

[limber knot]

once he wakes up he can push the update

if he doesnt have uni today

.wa time Melbourne

(MiniDigger) Result: 3:06:27 am AEDT | Wednesday, December 11, 2019 - https://is.gd/IeDi9h

[fallen eagle]

mhm

[inland fiber]

I wish we have timings on the vanilla minecraft server jar :<

[dusk drift]

imagine being md_5 after every major update

[heady spear]

or you know, like, idk, they could have, idk, not developed everything behind closed doors

[dusk drift]

the harass

[turbid bluff]

Depending on the size of that update does that make it longer for paper and plugins to update?

[limber knot]

there is mojangs equivalent of timings tho

[granite salmon]

optifine

is gonna save me

[inland fiber]

How MiniDigger?

[pulsar wigeon]

mojang actually has a sampler doesn't it

not timings

[limber knot]

yeah

[fallen eagle]

sam did u get kingdoms fixed ?

[inland fiber]

But how do you use it >.>

[heady spear]

can wiz like unblock me

I miss him

[pulsar wigeon]

i saw a few of those reports on mojira and it looked just like warmroast-style stuff

[limber knot]

wiz the weeb misses you

he wants to huge you

and kiss you

block this

[heady spear]

ok but this

[inland fiber]

were cun i downld papr 1.15

[dusk drift]

no, just do it

[pulsar wigeon]

https://i.imgur.com/HG2cxCF.png blocked lol

[inland fiber]

lmao

[pulsar wigeon]

also pretty sure mojang's sampler is just /debug

[flint skiff]

does anyone know when paper 1.15 is getting released?

[inland fiber]

kk

[limber knot]

can you blog individual irc users?

.eta

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[flint skiff]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[inland fiber]

@flint skiff Yeah it's released today

[limber knot]

.kill T​im​an​tt​ik​uu​ti​o

(MiniDigger) I can't attack that.

[heady spear]

barty welcome to the fucking club >:(((

sometimes he talks in the plotsquared developer chat which is like super dumb because I'm the only intellectual in there

I should ban him

[heady spear]

my 2080 can't even keep 60 fps when moving in 1.15 yay

time to get another one

[inland fiber]

.kill barty

[dusk drift]

clip and shipped to the fbi

[limber knot]

gets some friends together and shivs barty a few times.

[sterile hare]

any1 ever tried haproxy with waterfall/bungeecord?

[limber knot]

yes, used it to loadbalance stuff

[upper flicker]

MiniDigger: .>eta barty

will ping the user

or should anyway

[pulsar wigeon]

.>eta barty

[limber knot]

.>eta barty

[pulsar wigeon]

?

[limber knot]

barty: Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

ha

[inland fiber]

That's my second time asking, is there any tutorial or way to do multiproxy such as na.server.net/eu.server.net?

Does Waterfull offers that?

Or bungeecord

or whatever

[limber knot]

.>tacos Z750

Z750: 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

[upper flicker]

the bridge doesnt know about that syntax

[limber knot]

.>eta @pulsar wigeon

@wizjany: Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[upper flicker]

so dumcordians cant use it

[limber knot]

damn

.>eta @wizjany#3127

@wizjany#3127: Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[pulsar wigeon]

https://i.imgur.com/EP7r8CK.png

[limber knot]

i am disappointed

multi proxy?

[upper flicker]

dont try and ping notables from IRC

[limber knot]

you will just setup two bungee servers

[upper flicker]

just get removed from there

it worked when you just used his name, no support for the id shorttag thing

too bad

[limber knot]

if you want to sync player count use something like redisbungee

[heady spear]

@spare venture let's start an anti-wiz club

[inland fiber]

But how would i link the secondary bungee to the servers?

You know the servers are localhosted

[weak totem]

MC 1.15's out

[inland fiber]

with different ports

[heady spear]

guys have u seen that 1.15 is out

[pulsar wigeon]

wut

why would you have an na and eu server on the same machine

what's the point

[inland fiber]

Different pings

[pulsar wigeon]

????????

[weak totem]

1.15 shouldn't affect plugins too much, right?

[inland fiber]

Wait

[pulsar wigeon]

to the same machine?

[inland fiber]

No

Different machine

[void void]

@weak totem That is the concensus

[inland fiber]

NA Bungeecord on NA machine

[void void]

Unlike from 1.13 to 1.14

[limber knot]

Reminder for DiscordBot: electronicboy, paper 1.15 when?!

[inland fiber]

EU Bungeecord on EU machine

But i mean linking both in one

[weak totem]

Awesome Richard

Can't wait to update my server

[void void]

Me either man.

[heady spear]

I want to update my plugins

and sleep

mostly sleep

[pulsar wigeon]

yet wait they did

[void void]

^

[inland fiber]

That's what i'm trying to do

[void void]

Right

[void void]

Will it take a long for the update?

It’s a goblin guys get him

[pulsar wigeon]

http://web.archive.org/web/20140228070836/http://www.sk89q.com/2013/03/mirroring-your-minecraft-server/ :^)

[void void]

Sooo anyone knows?

[upper flicker]

Please exercise patience and understanding over the next few days. If you only show up to ask for ETAs or otherwise harass the community you will be removed.

There are no ETAs. There is no expected finish time. There is no spoon. It'll be ready when it's ready. Anyone telling you anything else is just making stuff up.

[pulsar wigeon]

z just let me kick everyone who asks :^)

[quasi valley]

Why kick? Just ban em all

[inland fiber]

@pulsar wigeon thx

[quasi valley]

oh the Ping

[copper stone]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[quasi valley]

You can also just block everyone

[granite salmon]

dear god

[copper stone]

1.15 when

[granite salmon]

i think i need to

[pulsar wigeon]

oof, my blocklist is gonna grow a lot today

[copper stone]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[inland fiber]

@copper stone Before 2 hours

[copper stone]

I was meming

[left swift]

I like chickens sometimes even cows but never goats

[copper stone]

idc I still use 1.8.9

[pulsar wigeon]

your memes are shit

[dusk drift]

shit meme

[granite salmon]

1.8.9

[copper stone]

you're shit

[granite salmon]

fuck you

[quasi valley]

The meme went stale last year

😂

[inland fiber]

@left swift Goats are better

[granite salmon]

you deserve to be banned if you're still on 1.8

[left swift]

[copper stone]

I maintain factions

I am not on 1.8 by choice

[inland fiber]

[copper stone]

I dont like it

[inland fiber]

When is 12.4

[pulsar wigeon]

you maintain a shitty factions ripoff*

[left swift]

That is ur choice

[granite salmon]

I mAiNtAiN fAcTiOnS

[inland fiber]

[copper stone]

hmm

[pulsar wigeon]

tough job stealing others' work isn't it :^)

[copper stone]

I dont tho

[limber knot]

@Redfox there is no benefit in the setup you pictured

[left swift]

Just do it better :)

[limber knot]

I mean, unless you route traffic thru a private network to get better latency

[inland fiber]

I'm trying do the hypixel way

but still confused how they did it

[pulsar wigeon]

really depends on internet peering mini

[inland fiber]

Same like badlion

[limber knot]

but thats not hard to setup, just install 2 bungees on different servers, point them all to the same backend server and then sync player count using redisbungee

[inland fiber]

Networking is giving me headache

[pulsar wigeon]

the post i linked was hugely beneficial to quite a few players back in the day

[limber knot]

its super easy

[inland fiber]

Wait so

[fallen eagle]

wiz could u make an h2 patch for the plugin i am trying to use ? XD

[golden gust]

geodns

[limber knot]

if you have all your bungees and servers on ovhs network for example, you might have better latency

[golden gust]

But, it's dumb

[void void]

Got to final, given test

Finished in 20 mins

Supposed to be 2 hr final?

👀

[inland fiber]

I mean if you're in Canada and server is located in France

your ping will be bad

What i'm trying to do is another bungee you connect through na.server for example

[void void]

Prof is, shit was 40 easy af questions

[limber knot]

but if you connect to a bungee in canada and that is on the same private network as you france server, your ping can get better

[upper flicker]

thats the best kind of final

[copper stone]

my prof gave a final on only concurrency

[upper flicker]

idk why anyone would complain

[void void]

Although my classmates seemed to be having issues

[copper stone]

and said its a c++ final

[void void]

So maybe I just studied right or smth

[inland fiber]

My only concern now

Is

The server is located on france rn

But

[golden gust]

Throwing a proxy in canada offers you literally no gains

[inland fiber]

I want to get another server from ovh

[inland fiber]

Really?

[golden gust]

Yes

[void void]

.eta

[inland fiber]

Then what should i do?

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

you sure cat?

[golden gust]

Really, the connection still ends up having to hit france, you just send it to canada first

[limber knot]

if you route everything thru ovh they might have better peering than whatever isp your users use

[void void]

At least it's between ovh networks 👀👀👀

[worldly sandal]

If you are in Canada it may be slightly better but not much as their routes would likely be better

[golden gust]

In some cases you might get marginally better latency, but it's literally a coinflip on your players having shitty ISPs

[void void]

Not like it still has to traverse across the ocean 👀👀👀👀👀

[upper flicker]

it could fix a peering issue

[golden gust]

You're still going transatlantic

[upper flicker]

but its not something I'd recommend prematurely

[golden gust]

OVH lease their lines

[void void]

user from France connects goes across ocean, and back every time

[inland fiber]

Eeeh so it's not worth doing it

[golden gust]

They scream that they have their own network, but their lines at least for going across the ocean are leased from another company, no idea who however

[limber knot]

they dont need to own the lines

[inland fiber]

I mean AWS is a good server provider

[limber knot]

if they own the network thats enough to make it perform better

[inland fiber]

Amazon hosting ^

[pulsar wigeon]

if you lease a car, do you say "that's my car" or "that's someone else's car that i use"

[golden gust]

No, but what I'm saying is that they don't have anything magical beyond what your ISP already has

[pulsar wigeon]

little does cat know that ovh has quantum tunneled networks

[limber knot]

I think they have more than your standard isp

[upper flicker]

tbh you should probably say "thats someone else's car that I use" even when you buy one

considering most people go to the bank

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean

[limber knot]

I wouldnt be surprised if they had hardware at transatlantic cables

[pulsar wigeon]

sure if you're paying off a loan on it

[golden gust]

your ISP doesn't have service there

That will be tied in with their leasing with l3 or something stupid

[upper flicker]

I forgot we still had the 10 minute join delay on before you can speak

[left swift]

Good

[upper flicker]

that might be okay given that is release day

yeah Im probably going to leave it

I just noticed people joined and didnt immediately harass us like they usually do on release day

[golden gust]

ZEDSEVHENFIFTEH ONE POIN FIFTEEN WEN?!

[limber knot]

100 messages on spigot and I have more than md_5, lol

I also just passed 8k positive ratings

[upper flicker]

he probably has finals

[limber knot]

hes a student

[dusk drift]

he goes to uni

[upper flicker]

unless they're on a trimester system which would be weird

[limber knot]

do ppl in aussie land have finals too?

[upper flicker]

but they're also upside down so who knows

they do weird stuff

[dusk drift]

same

[limber knot]

hes studying physics or something

[upper flicker]

get compelled by the aussie govt to put a backdoor in spigot

not that the US is any better

they'd just sneak one at distribution

yay 5 eyes

[dusk drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/653692935119831052.gif?v=1

new frogs just here for 1.15

where is my

22m

I dont even care for runescape anymore

I would of just taken ur mils and stalked em

[fallen jungle]

1.15 is out, it's time for an obligatory, perfectly useless "Paper 1.15 when???!?"

[dusk drift]

[inland fiber]

MiniDigger, if i use 2 bungeecords.
For example i have now a bungeecord in france and it has it's servers linked to the bungeecord of france.
if i get another bungee server located on US how do i link the servers to the us bungeecord because the server are on france server and it's localhost. Not sure if my question is clear ><

[charred hound]

[golden gust]

You would need a tunnel or to expose those servers in a way that they can be accessed

[inland fiber]

Ah

[queen rapids]

did the combat tests not make it into 1.15

[dusk drift]

no lol

"tests"

[inland fiber]

I have tested Wynncraft and Hypixel servers with na/eu ping and there's a huge difference

[queen rapids]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[inland fiber]

So i'm trying to do the way they did it ><

[golden gust]

Hypixel actually have EU and US servers

Not a proxy

[inland fiber]

But you can play with na players

while you're on eu server

[golden gust]

(Wait, do hypixel still have their EU servers?)

[inland fiber]

so it's not really servers

It's one server

[dusk drift]

I dont think they do

[golden gust]

I don't recall that being a thing

Pretty sure that most people I know just connect to the US servers, even if they're in the EU, so they can play with their buds

[inland fiber]

But they have eu ping

and i have us ping

But

The weird thing is

[limber knot]

tbh with the quality of the internet in the US it doesn't make much of a difference

[inland fiber]

us.hypixel and eu.hypixel is same ping for me

30ms

since i'm located in NA

But he has 20ms..

And located in france

[dusk drift]

109ms here

from UK

[inland fiber]

Try eu.hypixel @dusk drift

[dusk drift]

111

[inland fiber]

weird

Wynncraft do it better than hypixel

wait

[dusk drift]

pickle has enough players to care about eu

coz everyone from EU just plays anywya

[void void]

First off

Aussie school is out for the season unless I’m incorrect.

[inland fiber]

Ok yeah

try

eu.wynncraft.com

And

[golden gust]

Wait, do hypixel actually have an EU setup?

[inland fiber]

us.wynncraft.com

[dusk drift]

no cat lol

[inland fiber]

And still you can play with your eu friend ><

[inland fiber]

It's MMORPG server..

[dusk drift]

24ms and 98ms

[inland fiber]

Yeah

that's my question

HAAAW

[golden gust]

either they have duplicate server setups, or it's all tying into one thing

It is pretty easy, however, to get the proxy to reply to ping requests and make it look like your ping is amazing

[dusk drift]

you can connect to hypixel witrh asidjubiapsdasddasibdasbdas.hypixel.net

the subdomain doesnt matter

[golden gust]

Not that it stands for shit if the servers are all hosted in the US

[inland fiber]

Yeah it is amazing

Hypixel does it automatically i think

[dusk drift]

just a wildcard

all to us

[golden gust]

hypixel only has a US network

[dusk drift]

they've said no to EU coz of the work and cost

and hytale now we know that was in dev

[limber knot]

they def don't have a wildcard, test.hypixel.net doesn't even ping, lol

[prisma lava]

i thought they said no because of the community split thingy

[limber knot]

tbh european servers are almost always poop

[dusk drift]

did for me phoenix

[inland fiber]

Yeah my bad for saying hypixel does it

[limber knot]

eu servers just don't work the same way us servers do

[golden gust]

They probs have test. reseverd or something

[inland fiber]

It's only Wynncraft

[quasi valley]

Mineplex eu servers are down half the day

[inland fiber]

and Badlion i think

[copper stone]

badlion is a pvp server

has to

[prisma lava]

badlion closed?

[pulsar wigeon]

isn't badlion dead

lmfao

[copper stone]

it is

[golden gust]

Basically, if you can play with your US and your EU buddies on the same network, the servers are all basically located in one region

[quasi valley]

They only continued the client

[dusk drift]

wait really

[limber knot]

interesting, they seem to block pings from OVH servers?

[golden gust]

wouldn't surprise me, tbh

[pulsar wigeon]

yea this is why most mmorpgs have separate regions/datacenters/etc

buuuut

[dusk drift]

http://cdn.hexedhero.com/u/cKGEp2JsOg.jpg

https://cdn.hexedhero.com/u/hUFCbvu4M9.jpg

[pulsar wigeon]

depends on the gameplay

[limber knot]

EU servers suck for all games

[inland fiber]

But you can play with your friend

[golden gust]

Not that ping specifically stands for anything

[inland fiber]

And different ping

[limber knot]

because EU is not a unified thing

[inland fiber]

Like in Wynncraft

[limber knot]

I guess they just block all traffic from OVH and other hosters

[inland fiber]

If you join though us subdomain

[pulsar wigeon]

eg, blizzard has 2-3 datacenters across north america and oceania, but you can play with friends across them

[golden gust]

Once again: If you can play with your buds, the servers are all located in the same region

[inland fiber]

it will be the same for eu

[void void]

I found a picture of cat on the internet

[pulsar wigeon]

you all just get dumped in an instance on one of those datacenters

[dusk drift]

[pulsar wigeon]

so someone is getting bad ping in the end

[prisma lava]

imagine having a US server and a EU server and have NPCs of them connected? so if you're on US you can see the people running around from EU

[limber knot]

lol cat as if people playing mmorpgs have friends

[inland fiber]

Yeah so the only difference is the proxy

[quasi valley]

Simple presenting the thoughts of his 2 remaining braincells

[void void]

That's cat

[golden gust]

if you don't have pvp stuff, there are theoretical ways you could make all that work with seperate servers, but that is technical and not really worth the work involved

[pulsar wigeon]

so they could have servers in both US and EU, but if you party up with your EU friend while in the US, you get dumped on one or the other server

[golden gust]

But, once again: it's easy to get a proxy to reply to the ping responces

[dusk drift]

you have to pay to fucking use badlions ac

[prisma lava]

no?

[pulsar wigeon]

wut

[quasi valley]

Wat

[dusk drift]

https://store.badlion.net/category/bac?source=Client-Site

[golden gust]

It doesn't stand for shit when you're actually in play as then you'll be relying on the actual servers to be doing the work

[dusk drift]

BY PLAYER COUNT?

[pulsar wigeon]

oh, for servers

thought you meant the client

[quasi valley]

That’s server software

[dusk drift]

oh

[quasi valley]

Also, bigger servers actually get paid by THEM

So that’s that 👀

[limber knot]

that's pretty sweet

[golden gust]

I mean, for a "proper" pvp style server, that's basically jack shit

[limber knot]

hey I just made an anticheat, it asks the player if they're cheating when they log in

where can I cash out

[dusk drift]

cat

https://assets.badlion.net/store/images/products/emote18.gif

the actual fuck badlion

they should just give u a new one

[quasi valley]

They’ve probably fallen asleep

[dusk drift]

take the old and fix it

[quasi valley]

Or dropped their coffee and are freaking out

[dusk drift]

http://cdn.hexedhero.com/u/QBkSI3Uxgn.jpg

this tool is pretty cool

[pulsar wigeon]

sharpen tool in PS? :^)

[dusk drift]

https://www.vectorizer.io/images/upload.html
this shit

[charred viper]

Hentai HD to 4K converter?

Oh

That's dissapointing

[limber knot]

:*

[golden gust]

Not wrong

[limber knot]

1.15 download link https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/1-15-is-here-for-big-ugly-bees-click-on-this-thread.407390/#post-3623807

[inland fiber]

lmao you got me

[dusk drift]

same

Digger, can you make a Performance 1.14 vs 1.15 megathread?

[limber knot]

oh god no

[dusk drift]

for any findings, benchmarks?

[limber knot]

maybe after paper dropped

so then we have actual data

[dusk drift]

I think a lot of people would love a good benchmark from someone that actrually knows their shit and takes longer than 5 mins

[limber knot]

but first let md5 sleep and taco man celebrate his birthday

assuming I know how to run servers

assumming I dont talk out of my ass all the time

[fallen eagle]

lol

[dusk drift]

barty, talk to them?

[limber knot]

do you realize that the last time I ran a server that had players was in 2012?

like 150

[dusk drift]

[limber knot]

players back then

not bad

[dusk drift]

I'd be worried if I was you barty

[limber knot]

but like, am not an experienced admin, lol

am a experienced developer and I worked for big servers

[dusk drift]

more than the most pepega heads

[limber knot]

but that doesnt really qualify me for making performance benchmarks

[dusk drift]

I asked for the thread 😛

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/P3GlOqM.png

its working 😂

[pulsar wigeon]

lmfao

amazing

[dusk drift]

think it tried to make the graph smooth

[halcyon blaze]

How on earth did the papermc devs not see 1.15 coming? I'm at a loss for words

[dusk drift]

ikr

its bait bois

dont bite

[pulsar wigeon]

Maybe they are all vacationing on mars

[dusk drift]

[golden gust]

Wait

[halcyon blaze]

no, it's just my friends nagging me to update my minecraft server and turns out I can't

[golden gust]

1.15 is out?!

[pulsar wigeon]

lmao

[silver atlas]

one question

are there sporks?

[inland fiber]

Idk why i still feel bad for mineplex..

[silver atlas]

(I am so sorry it was a bad joke)

[pulsar wigeon]

/r/iamveryrandom

[dusk drift]

why fox

[inland fiber]

Their playerbase

From 11k

to 1k

And less

[golden gust]

I mean, they did it to themselves

[inland fiber]

Is it because their files got leaked?

[void void]

wut

[golden gust]

No

[inland fiber]

Then why?

[dusk drift]

I cant even connect to eu.

just gives error

[golden gust]

There was literally a huge shitstorm around them, basically; stagmentation and "we're already at the top, why should we evolve?"

[inland fiber]

Ohh

gotcha

[dusk drift]

bu...but cat, they are an offical minecruft partner!

[inland fiber]

For bedrock edition

[dusk drift]

[golden gust]

partnered servers is also just dumb

But that's M$ wantin' that $$$$

[dusk drift]

how do u even get to be on

pay?

or just like wat

[limber knot]

partnered servers are kinda cool

no, you dont pay

you apply

[dusk drift]

do they pay YOU?

[limber knot]

no

[dusk drift]

do they give you ANYTHING?

[limber knot]

there are no partnered servers on java

[golden gust]

A holding hand, basically

[limber knot]

yet

[dusk drift]

so fuck all

[golden gust]

To my understanding they got technical help

[inland fiber]

But still you get paid for the mc coins

in bedrock edition

[dusk drift]

yea coz bedrock software is in alpha

[inland fiber]

and mojang takes %

[limber knot]

on bedrock you get a dedicated partner manager and access to mojang slack (your own channel), internal bug tracking, internal docs (protocol docs, worse than wiki.vg) and access to minecoins

[dusk drift]

so

fuck all

[limber knot]

but you also get featured

and you get access to plattforms with no support for custom servers

like switch

and ps4

[dusk drift]

so you get that and a nice sticker

[limber knot]

but you have to play by their rules regarding child savety, it basically boils down to no blood and a chat filter they provide you with

powered by AI (tm)

[dusk drift]

they give u rules to go by?

hold up

can u swear!?

do u get banned?

[limber knot]

there are different levels where you can setup the chat filter iirc

I am not a partnered server so I dont know

[dusk drift]

I've slammed my desk so many times, the bottom of my hand hurts

[limber knot]

also pretty sure that PMs are a nono since they dont go thru the chat filter or smth

eww, the new 1.15 button hover design is strange

give me back my blue ;_;

but generally, as a company whichs livelyhood depends on bedrock, its a huge win

I know that cube for example are really profiting from this

[dusk drift]

from bed?

interesting

[dusk drift]

I like bedrock but the srv software is sooo far behind

[inland fiber]

Bedrock is beneficial if you are a partnered server and know what to do

[limber knot]

there is no server software, everybody uses something different

the offical one is basically usless

[dusk drift]

yea, so im correct

its shit

[inland fiber]

Its shit if you want to do a custom gamemode

[limber knot]

its not

[inland fiber]

but it's good if you want to do a minigame

[limber knot]

its shit for a 50 player server

[inland fiber]

True

[limber knot]

its beneficial to a 10k player server

[dusk drift]

interesting, never really dived into bedrock srv

stuff

[limber knot]

neither did I

I just talk to ppl that did

[inland fiber]

It's easy to get ppl playing in ur server

with bedrock edition

But hard to manage tbh

because of the lack of good software

[dusk drift]

only if ur partnered, no?

[inland fiber]

no

[limber knot]

did you know that cube vastly reduced flamers by giving exp to ppl who say gg or compliment each other?

[inland fiber]

any server can get a lot of players

[limber knot]

and my shadow muting flamers

[dusk drift]

pickle does that

for the longest time

even mods to auto say gg and shit

[limber knot]

np clue what hypixel does, I dont play minecraft and I dont have ppl to talk to at hypixel

cause agent left us ;.(

I just wish proxy software was at a usable state :S

not really feasable for smalls ervers to run a bedrock one in parallel

[dusk drift]

agent left u?

whats this news

ur poo

go train some herb

[golden gust]

God, we got a live rundown of him rm -rf'in the bedrock servers

[proud lance]

bedrock plugins pls

[charred viper]

"whats the eta for paper bedrock edition?"

[dusk drift]

try and install the os

[charred viper]

:D

[dusk drift]

watch it break again

[dusk drift]

nice srv u got there barty

[placid thicket]

Anyone heard anything about 1.15 vanilla stability yet?

[dusk drift]

need at least spigot

[limber knot]

probably better than 1.14 on release Kappa

[void void]

I'm fuckin hoping that 1.15 server performance is better

[sweet dove]

Has anyone tried running a vanilla 1.15 server? How is performance?

[void void]

Not yet

[limber knot]

as you expect from vanilla

[placid thicket]

Debating just jumping into vanilla... Will it hurt a paper server to go to vanilla?

[placid thicket]

Obviously have to correct the end and nether but anything else?

[void void]

Nah just wait for a little bit

[void void]

I'd wait if it were me tbh

just...why

flan, of all people

i didn't think you

would be a retard

lmao

[quasi valley]

yestertomorrow

[void void]

anyone know approximate eta to 1.15 paper drop

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[void void]

https://www.theonion.com/kamikaze-swimmers-finally-reach-pearl-harbor-1819590393

Guess I'm dying early then

[placid thicket]

Why? Because I have a bunch of people complaining their clients broke?

[void void]

yes

tell them to fuck off

tell them to piss off

and wait

[void void]

I ain't touching shit until 1.15 paper drops

[limber knot]

just install via like normal ppl?

[placid thicket]

We can only afford to wait so long

[woven cosmos]

Can someone create e run.bat file for the latest 1.14.4 paper server?

[limber knot]

its the same for every single fucking version

[void void]

@echo off
java -Xms4G -Xmx4G -jar paper.jar

lmao

it is the same. literally always.

[woven cosmos]

thanks @void void

Yhea, well i dont have one... at al

[limber knot]

.mcflags

[woven cosmos]

all*

[limber knot]

Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs

[void void]

learn it :p

[limber knot]

.wa time melbourne

(MiniDigger) Result: 4:46:47 am AEDT | Wednesday, December 11, 2019 - https://is.gd/0VpRwR

[void void]

its easy to make. and there is a link about it anyway

[limber knot]

uff, wake up already md

[placid thicket]

Assuming MD decides to wake up and release today, how often does it usually take paper after that?

[limber knot]

10 often

[quasi valley]

it takes 0.1 times

[void void]

depends on size of update...sometimes a few hours, sometimes a day or two

[limber knot]

also, its taco mans birthday, give that man a break

[void void]

It's taco's birthday?

F

Terrible timing

[quasi valley]

well he's got to deliver his tacos!

[placid thicket]

May just wait... Will wait for vanilla reports

[void void]

Wish him a happy birthday though

damn, when somewhat respected server owners are even in here asking for 1.15 update info then we know that people really suck!

[limber knot]

we need to feed him tacos, give him beer, make him wasted and then work on the paper update while being hangover!

[woven cosmos]

@void void Its not running..

[void void]

@woven cosmos then you did something wrong

Working with a hangover... sheesh

[limber knot]

whos respected in here?

[void void]

don't remind me lmao

god is respected in this Christian discord

[quasi valley]

bold of you to assume any respected people exist here

[void void]

nah we're all retards

[woven cosmos]

@void void yhea, rechecked it, and i accidentaly put a letter in it...

[void void]

or it's just me

[quasi valley]

everyone

but especially you

[void void]

especially me yes

You don't have to ping me every time.

I'm literally chatting as we speak

[placid thicket]

Who's the somewhat respected server owner?

[void void]

^

i was talking about you flan

im trying to say you're rarted

and you suck

[vernal moth]

which server do you run? lol

[quasi valley]

did mini just climb off irc?

[void void]

java 2.0 vanilla

Hey, is there a regex expert here? 💀

i dont even know what he runs, i just know he runs one; and was asking 1.15 update info

.ask

[limber knot]

If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

[void void]

.dontasktoask

[limber knot]

https://www.dontasktoask.com/

[void void]

^ important link for your actual question

[limber knot]

no I didnt

I slipped

[quasi valley]

I see 😂

[void void]

anyways, I'm not expecting much from 1.15, I'm guessing Mojang's "optimization" is just sweet talk

"Is there a regex expert here?" -> "Any regex experts around who are willing to commit into looking into my problem, whatever that may turn out to be, even if it's not actually related to regex or if someone who doesn't know anything about regex could actually answer my question? "

didn't do much shit on 1.15 anyways

[placid thicket]

Nice to know apparently I am somewhat respected. I just don't know what the consiquence of changing to vanilla would be, if any

[void void]

Just wait flan

I believe in the devs

[dusk drift]

Am I respected?

[void void]

nobody respond

no Hexed

you're not.

you're disrespected.

you're shunned.

trash.

🚮

I have a log format and I need a regex pattern to recognize it in IntelliJ for the log viewer plugin, it looks like this :
10/12/2019 18:49:17.674 [Thread-0] INFO me.jordan.test.Auth - GameServer 900 said hello with status 1

And I need to add my own pattern there:
https://i.imgur.com/K7NRAPU.png

Thanks in advance if someone can help out 🦩

[dusk drift]

[void void]

what are you trying to pull out of that

[dusk drift]

your shit

[void void]

*you're

wait

no

[dusk drift]

no

[void void]

hence I refer back to my first post

"i'm retarded"

[dusk drift]

me too man

simple is too

we all good

[void void]

big rart

[dusk drift]

Wonder if most 1.14 plugins will work on 1.15

at least ones without nms

[placid thicket]

Pretty sure I'm the only one with retard paperwork

[void void]

@void void Make a regex pattern that can recognize a log line like the one I showed

Don't ping

no point

[dusk drift]

[void void]

That didn't answer my question but ok.

[limber knot]

they should Hex, that's the whole point of having a plugin API, lol

[dusk drift]

I mean

[void void]

You want to recognize the entire line?? ... Or you need to pull specific data out of it, like the log message.

Or the date.

[dusk drift]

I think md_5 said no api changes

[void void]

just match the format

It's for a IntelliJ plugin that recognize the log type depending on the program so I can configure things after that (grabbing out time, ...)

[quasi valley]

it's not like a new entity and client changes will change server api too much

if anything, only arbitrary md changes

[cedar spade]

I maintain factions
sounds like lack of braincells

[pulsar wigeon]

wow md

you know you have to pay me royalties every time you say that

[limber knot]

I can give you the pattern I use for paper

\[(\d\d:\d\d:\d\d)\] \[(.*)\/(.*)]: (.*)

https://i.imgur.com/lCJxins.png

[dusk drift]

[(.)/(.)]

heheh

[pulsar wigeon]

no api change? wut

[dusk drift]

boobies

[pulsar wigeon]

how is he planning on making biomes work

probably just fix every biome at the point at y=0

[limber knot]

no breaking changes I guess

[quasi valley]

oh right forgot about that

[cedar spade]

md: "no API changes"
also md: "all classes moved to org.spigotmc base package"

[limber knot]

of course hes adding new material enum constants to that mess

[dusk drift]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I just remember someone asking him

and he said no

[void void]

md "not that one" lmao

Thank you MiniDigger,

it is the one

smh

[cedar spade]

no u

[placid thicket]

When you sit on the toilet so long your ass goes numb 0.o

[void void]

my brain can't process all this shit alright

[dusk drift]

Ive never

sat on the toilet

in my life

Never

[dusk drift]

Im weird lads I know

[cedar spade]

thanks for the info

[void void]

you shit while standing?

[dusk drift]

I hover

always have

[quasi valley]

wot

[dusk drift]

my whole fucking life

[void void]

So you squat

[dusk drift]

even my own toilet

[void void]

The fuck is wrong with you

[dusk drift]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[placid thicket]

But y tho

[dusk drift]

always done it

[vestal jasper]

mfw players complaining that giants are unfair to fight because they one shot unarmored players

[cedar spade]

"well technically the atoms are never touching"

[void void]

it's your own fucking toilet

[dusk drift]

that shit is cold man

and ew

[vestal jasper]

imagine playing minecraft and not having diamond armor within 30 minutes of gameplay

[dusk drift]

has/had piss on it

[void void]

wipe the shit off jesus christ

you're a monster

[dusk drift]

I DO

[pulsar wigeon]

imagine playing minecraft and not killing the enderdragon in under 20 minutes

[dusk drift]

but its STILL there

in particles

or whatever

ew

[cedar spade]

wdym you don't have a heated toilet seat

[golden gust]

tbh, there was this one toilet in this place I used to live where I always laid TP down on the seat

[void void]

^

thank you

a man of class

ALWAYS put down TP

[vestal jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2uQOkrvgvs

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Minecraft SSG Speedrun / PB of 8:03.05 - length 9m 17s - 193,788 likes, 8,805 dislikes (95.7%) - 10,530,264 views - Funderful_ on 2019.01.07

[golden gust]

It was light, right downstairs near the back door

[vestal jasper]

wiz I think you mean 8 minutes

[void void]

unless you want anal rabies

[golden gust]

That was an ass shocker in winter

[pulsar wigeon]

that's set seed

[void void]

the fuck is a squatty

[pulsar wigeon]

i'm talking about random seed

[dusk drift]

set seed running isnt real speedrunning

imo

[cedar spade]

you need to wrap the toilet seat si the TP covers the hole in the middle

[pulsar wigeon]

wr for random seed is like...14 minutes?

[cedar spade]

can't have splashback if you never splash

[pulsar wigeon]

oh wait jesus

it's under 10 now?

[void void]

Pro tip

[dusk drift]

THE FUCK

[void void]

Put down tp IN THE WATER before you take a shit

NO SPLASH

[pulsar wigeon]

yea they pushed it under 10

wow

[void void]

you're welcome

[dusk drift]

I also sit on the side of the toilet

shit*

[vestal jasper]

https://www.speedrun.com/mc#Any it's under 8 minutes

[void void]

I bet your shit doesn't even get in the water, just on the edge without it

[pulsar wigeon]

as of last GDQ, it was 14 minutes

[void void]

wuss

[dusk drift]

"no f3"

[vestal jasper]

glitchless or any%

[quasi valley]

oh lol they went to 1.8.9 in glitchless

[void void]

I can beat minecraft in less than a second

[quasi valley]

everything was in some sucky 1.6.4 seed about a year ago

[void void]

uninstall.exe

[pulsar wigeon]

ooh

yea i'm thinking glitchless

the any% is under 10

[golden gust]

I should probs read the change logs later

[void void]

http://regex.inginf.units.it/

😎

[golden gust]

Mojang added a way to disable the respawn screen, however

So, that's nice

[dusk drift]

yea

[void void]

wait so auto spawning?

[quasi valley]

yes

[dusk drift]

sick of using spigot().respawn

[void void]

fuck yeah

[dusk drift]

after a tick

[golden gust]

yea, gamerule

[void void]

that's actually awesome

[golden gust]

No idea who deals with it

[quasi valley]

tho the server now apparently sends the seed to the client

[void void]

I'm still not expecting much from 1.15 optimization though

[golden gust]

But, it's in the login packet, soo o.O

[quasi valley]

not sure if its the actual actual world seed, but that sucks

[golden gust]

hashed*

Hashed seed Long First 8 bytes of the SHA-256 hash of the world's seed.

[dusk drift]

I love you cat

[quasi valley]

ah

[pulsar wigeon]

interesting

wonder what the client does with that?

[dusk drift]

sucks some dick

ill stop

[quasi valley]

heard someone say it's for some biome calculations in the client

[quasi valley]

but eh no idea

[pulsar wigeon]

that makes no sense

[quasi valley]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pulsar wigeon]

how is the client supposed to calculate biomes from 8 bytes of a hash

lmfao

whoever said that is retarded

[void void]

you know what else makes no sense

[pulsar wigeon]

well

unless

[void void]

bitches

[pulsar wigeon]

the server also uses the first 8 bytes of the hash to calc biomes

[void void]

a person that squats above their own toilet

that doesn't make sense

[dusk drift]

yes it does

[pulsar wigeon]

like, has a separate rng using the first 8 bytes of the hash to calc the temp/hum vals

[void void]

how long have you been insane

why does squatting make no sense

[pulsar wigeon]

separate from everything else

[dusk drift]

maybe thats why my ass is nice

coz I dont flatten it

[quasi valley]

oh alright

[dusk drift]

wait nvm, I sit down all day

[void void]

🤦‍♂️

humans have squatted to poop for hundreds of thousands of years. in the past 100 years, since the invention of the crapper by thomas crapper. we have been conditioned to think squatting is unnatural

beautiful

[dusk drift]

I squat and I always shit on the left side so it doesnt hit the water

am I weird?

I'm sorry

[void void]

why do you have a specific side

that's even weirder

[dusk drift]

oz right side = wall

[void void]

Fucking

[dusk drift]

cant move that way

[void void]

put down TP in the water before yo utake a shit

no splash

put down TP on the toilet seat

[dusk drift]

but im not wasting tp

[void void]

now your ass isn't touching the plastic

[dusk drift]

if i just shit on the side

[void void]

You're not wasting TP but your wasting your own fucking dignity