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limber knotBOT
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oh, it's a forge one

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ah, yeah, that copyright violating one xD

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no wonder it's chinese, lol

void void
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XD

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Thx

woven otter
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paper is at 30.6% that's nice

limber knotBOT
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how 50k servers are running 1.14.4 while it still has crash bugs is beyond me

void void
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honestly never had 1.14.4 crash in my hands

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maybe because of daily restarts? Thonk

limber knotBOT
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how do you fix the treasure map issue?

void void
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never ran into it

woven otter
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what's that

limber knotBOT
woven otter
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hmmmm

void void
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my generic survival/-like setup is following:

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pregenerate

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6gb of wam

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daily restarts & backups

limber knotBOT
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do you have the config option enabled that it finds already discovered treasures?

void void
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and a cpu what can heat the room

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err i haven't touched that

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i haven't touched most of the knobs

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maybe players aren't just interested in the treasures

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kek

limber knotBOT
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maybe xD

void void
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i9-9900K has proven to be pretty good at handling 3-4 survival servers at once for me though

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and maybe i've indeed been lucky... honestly should try reproducing the issue

limber knotBOT
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I generally don't have that problem either

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and my players do go searching for treasures

void void
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Why didn't the tag work

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@golden gust :(

olive garden
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because he can't decide whether he is a boy or a cat

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I can't relate to him because of this, that's why I hate him

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it has nothing to do with all that mean stuff he says to me all the time, it's only that the only fixed point in his personality is that he should be electrocuted

raw gorge
limber knotBOT
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might be only an issue if you don't pre-generate the map or somethign liek that

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or run on a slower HDD so chunk loading takes longer

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generating the map with my async atempt definitly ended up taking one or two minutes localy Oo

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(on a HDD)

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and non-pregenerated

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xD

limber knotBOT
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lol

void void
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lol

fallen oracle
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@void void

fallen oracle
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A cake in the making.

fallen oracle
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This is the best ham I've ever had. It's got a brown sugar glaze.

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Corn Casserole

quasi valley
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why does a ** (1 / 3) return a complex number in python, HJELP
or rather can I somehow get the nth (n being odd) root of a negative number somewhere else

void void
limber knotBOT
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fallen oracle
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Lol

void void
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@quasi valley root of a negative number you say

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and you want to know why it's returning complex

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Monty pythons, Mr creosote, Full version, - length 6m 45s - 9,550 likes, 463 dislikes (95.4%) - 1,646,254 views - mark warrington on 2014.01.09

quasi valley
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not the square root, nth root with n being odd

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yes I do

void void
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oh so it's a cube, fifth, seventh etc root

quasi valley
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yess

void void
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idk python

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is ** raising as exponent or smth

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yea that is weird

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python being a fuck

quasi valley
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let me try math.pow(a, 1/3), secundos

void void
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stop using python

quasi valley
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it's fine

void void
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python bad like snake

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kill snake

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cut off the head

quasi valley
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but not really nice

fallen oracle
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Ikr

quasi valley
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ValueError: math domain error okay so that doesnt work either

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thanks python

fallen oracle
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Matlab is where it's at.

void void
fallen oracle
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Holy shot

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Shit

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THEY KILLED KENNY

quasi valley
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now try to do 1 / thatnumber

void void
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1 / that result?

quasi valley
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or divide it by anything

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yeah

fallen oracle
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Is that Jupyter Notebook?

void void
fallen oracle
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.engineer

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Interesting.

quasi valley
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a should be negative you scrub

void void
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a is negative

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look harder

quasi valley
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was at barty

void void
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oh

quasi valley
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lemme check why yours worked xD

void void
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wasnt that the point, take an odd root of a negative number

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which # wasnt specified

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so -1

fallen oracle
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Why is it f.?

void void
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@fallen oracle it's a vhost pointing to my images upload dir

fallen oracle
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Ahh

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I used to do that, I might do it again

quasi valley
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wot

fallen oracle
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I just realized I only ever used it for discord so I could just directly upload the images

void void
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i might stop using it, the app i got for it no worketh after a reboot

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like it gets full on amnesia and forgets the entire config

fallen oracle
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Isn't it ShareX?

void void
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They don't have an app for mac lmao :(

fallen oracle
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Oh that sucks

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You could gyazo it I guess

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Change the domain to yours

void void
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you can use a custom domain w/ gyazo? o.O

quasi valley
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but I'm still confused

void void
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fukkem dumass

quasi valley
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ohhh no I'm not dum

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foat(c) will also throw the error, so c is complex

fallen oracle
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@void void yeah it's open source so you can just recompile it to use your domain.

void void
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im far too fucking lazy for that

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but maybe one day

fallen oracle
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Lol

quasi valley
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oooh wait I think numby is in, let me check

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numpy isnt really used but mentioned, let's hope that's enough

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python now, then c, and java at the end

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else I prolly wouldnt have done python voluntarily aaaa_helpme

fallen oracle
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Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through.

void void
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Absolutely not.

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Glare go sit down.

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Time out.

fallen oracle
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Okay 😥

unreal quarry
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@fallen oracle, you're onto something there. That's how I met my first wife. The work pants I had helped catch her eye, if you know what I mean ^_^

fallen oracle
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SEE I KNEW THIS WOULD WORK

void void
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dear god

fallen oracle
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@void void You're just jealous.

void void
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TIME OUT

fallen oracle
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Not anymore buckaroo.

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I got Billy on my side.

void void
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im not sure how to feel that voyager is almost over

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on the last season rn :C

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and i know from friends that it got a shitty ending, so that's gonna piss me off. brace yourselves for my rant when i get there

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bro, i am a nerd

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personality trait

fallen oracle
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He's also a loser cause he doesn't have ball cleavage shorts.

limber knotBOT
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I liked it

void void
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@fallen oracle name the next guilds update "Ball Cleavage Shorts"

fallen oracle
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You bet your ass I will.

void void
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.remind 2w did glare name the next update Ball Cleavage Shorts

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wtf

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.remind -w -d 247853925753946113 2w check guilds update

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kashike fix it

fallen oracle
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@cosmic raft

woven otter
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fix it urself

fallen oracle
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Duck off

woven otter
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Quack off

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Kenny is upside down

quasi valley
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both are facts

woven otter
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ur dum that's a fact too

quasi valley
woven otter
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why do you operate fishing rod like that if you are upside down

quasi valley
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well now you're defying gravity

woven otter
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well that's better

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maybe there's a hope for u

quasi valley
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thank you duck

cyan tide
void void
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uh anyone here done logging to different files using rsyslog & tags?

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i kinda need to know how to do that for bunch of vhosts. or is there a better alternative?

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nginx can't set permissions for log files iirc, so basically built in solution is useless for me

quasi valley
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Fixed MC-162518 - Blocks in the inventory are no longer shaded properly

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oh my god I almost thought they'd let it like that

worn ember
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wasnt that a bug in 1.14.4 too?

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ive had it a few times when typing in the search bar

quasi valley
void void
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u just have shit gpu

quasi valley
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another doubt

limber knotBOT
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What chu k rendering distance?

worn ember
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they said they'd make chunk loading more agressive

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and target a min of 30fps

quasi valley
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20, but that were a nice 150-200 fps in 1.14. with 12 it's a more acceptable 70 fps while flying around

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tho you can notice some stuttering

worn ember
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in 1.14.4 they limited chunkloading to boost FPS which backfired in the end

limber knotBOT
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Big floppy penis.

worn ember
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pretty sure the slime dude explained that in his reddit post

quasi valley
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rendering is def faster yes, but they still havent really figured out the ideal golden middle

worn ember
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yeah they target 30 as a mininimum

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which is too low imo

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should at least be 40-60

quasi valley
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and 70 is still bad if you have obvious stuttering

worn ember
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i always play on max 120 so my chunk loading never really suffered

placid thicket
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Personally I think things have improved. My fps is still mid hundreds

quasi valley
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the fps count is one thing, but seeing stutters is another

placid thicket
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I'm not seeing stuttering tho

stuck badger
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So if java 1.15 comes out the 10th of December when would paper come out after that

void void
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when they have time

wide chasm
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Minecraft 1.15*

void void
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typically a few days

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`
nothreat_0_0nothreat_1_0nothreat_2_0nothreat_3_0
nothreat_0_1nothreat_1_1nothreat_2_1nothreat_3_1
nothreat_0_2nothreat_1_2nothreat_2_2nothreat_3_2

woven otter
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minecraft 1.15 should bump up the java version

wide chasm
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Likely not gonna happen, but would be nice

void void
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minecraft 1.15 in kotlin

stuck badger
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Ive ran a pre release 2 servrr

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It's great

wide chasm
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They've addressed the performance issues by rewriting Minecraft in Assembly /s

stuck badger
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Ahhh

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What version?

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Nvm

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Who fixed it with assembly?

wide chasm
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It was sarcasm

stuck badger
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Oh I was like what assembly

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Why assembly

wide chasm
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Oh, it's a very low-level programming language.

stuck badger
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Ik

quasi valley
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they actually remade in python

stuck badger
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I've used assembly

wide chasm
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I'm sorry for you

stuck badger
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You can rly optimize the hardware

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But a different version has to be rewritten for everything

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New driver rewrite

woven otter
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they rewrote minecraft in javascript actually

stuck badger
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That's how that ps2 games on Dreamcast worked to great

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So*

wide chasm
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Minecraft now runs on Electron, please donate all your ram to the left /s

stuck badger
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Lmao

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More than like 100 gb on a server fucks up ur ram right

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Yes

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Yeah

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You can also use just ips

void void
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don't you have bungee in front of your network?

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can't you use forced hosts?

stuck badger
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Cpanel?

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Why cpanel

void void
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mfw cpanel

stuck badger
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What host did u buy?

void void
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ah ok

stuck badger
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Use pterodactyl not cpanel

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Tes

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You can run a webserver in a daemon

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Why not make a separate vm on it for the webserver if u have a dedi?

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?

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Oh

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Don't have ssh?

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With the 11 dollar deal free web hosting

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It's 11 dollars

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Literally

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Yearly

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God that must be a horrid host

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How much ram?

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Why try to host a mc server on a webserver

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Oh ok

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Oh ok my baf

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That's better

limber knotBOT
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Just use GitHub pages

stuck badger
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What's that?

limber knotBOT
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You don't know GitHub?

void void
stuck badger
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Oh

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Ik what GitHub is

merry talon
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I just wish they'd let you control a tiiny bit more

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I'd use netlify atm

stuck badger
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Anyone have a .edu email I can use for my githu

limber knotBOT
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Go for netlify then

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Yeah

stuck badger
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Really?

limber knotBOT
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Don't need an edu email for GitHub student

stuck badger
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Oh u don't?

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How

limber knotBOT
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Just a uni issues email

merry talon
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not even

limber knotBOT
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You Suck!

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Or just upload your id, that is manual tho

merry talon
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I got it with my high school g suite account

limber knotBOT
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And so does GH and Netlify

stuck badger
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How do I get the code

merry talon
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that I no longer have access to because I broke into their system LUL

limber knotBOT
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You Suck

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you Suck

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You Suck

void void
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they recognized me as claiming it before and wont give me another pack >:(

limber knotBOT
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Netlify Sucks

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GitHub Sucks

stuck badger
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I don't have a uni issued email

merry talon
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alrighty its one of these

void void
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Hey YouSuck_, you suck

limber knotBOT
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You All Suck

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Does he know that we have his IP

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You All Suck

stuck badger
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How?

limber knotBOT
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Shouldn't you be in school?

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Google says it's 9 where you are from

stuck badger
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@MiniDigger#0000 how do I get it?

limber knotBOT
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perks of connecting to irc

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you share your IP :D

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yup

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CTCP YouSuck_ TIME

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i use a bouncer to connect through

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oops

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lul

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lul

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Lol sweepy

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He's from nz

stuck badger
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I don't have that

limber knotBOT
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You don't have a document that prooves you are a student?

merry talon
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He's not a student

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that's the thing

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he just wants the pack lol

limber knotBOT
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Feels bad man

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Mini u get mah CTCPs

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I dont get notifications for ctcps

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But I saw them :P

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i asked u for a blowjob via ctcp

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And I grant you the privilege to go ahead and gimme one for 10

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Welcome back

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You used the same IP

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:)

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Don't confuse him

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Sorry Guz. I had web chat open while AFK, unlogged in and my kids got to it

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He will open his mouth again

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Yes, YouSuck_ was my kids.

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Lol

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Why do kids always come back pretending to be their own parents

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Is my kids the new my brother?

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Man we getting old guys

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It's like, such a common theme it feels like a joke

cloud imp
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Have Discord and IRC (WhyHelloThere) open at once :D.

stuck badger
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Hmm

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I am not a student

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Oof

limber knotBOT
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What are you then?

cloud imp
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What servrt is that?

stuck badger
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I'm in hs

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Just a HS is would do?

limber knotBOT
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You can get it as a high school student....

stuck badger
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I'd*

limber knotBOT
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Why don't you just read the page I send you?

stuck badger
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I have a . org

cloud imp
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UR still offline, BartyRealms.

limber knotBOT
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The ending doesn't matter...

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I had an .de

cloud imp
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If you have a Dot Org then the price is going to soar.

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It has been bought

stuck badger
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Oh school schedule

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One sec

limber knotBOT
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Blame Trump

stuck badger
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I can take a screenshot of my schedule right

void void
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GitHub will review your application to make sure it's a real school, as long as it is then you will get your pack lol. Don't need .edu

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Yes, give them as much info as you can

limber knotBOT
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And if your school in a public list it's instant

cloud imp
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DotOrg domains have been bought. From the cheap guys. Now they are owned by Private Corp. Price has risen already.

stuck badger
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How?

limber knotBOT
stuck badger
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Like what stuff would I need

void void
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thats another way, just signing up to a college w/o intent to register will usually give you a .edu at their college generally to talk to the admissions office or for whatever reason

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lol

limber knotBOT
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Your school email

lilac wasp
stuck badger
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Like what? @spare venture

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I've been looking for one

void void
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BUT, if the place you apply to with it does any due diligence like checking with the school for your registration status then ur fukd

cloud imp
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Too many PRs on Swot. 509 and something.

limber knotBOT
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If you don't have a school email, upload your id that proofes you are a student

stuck badger
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Ok

cloud imp
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🌮 🎮

stuck badger
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I'll just do a screenshot of homeaccess

cloud imp
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Barty do you use waterfall? Or do you have 1 million ips?

limber knotBOT
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Don't you have a proper id?

cloud imp
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Oh ok.

stuck badger
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I don't have my is right now

limber knotBOT
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So wait till you have it....

worn ember
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i just bought $120 sims 3 shit for $30 lul

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i just bought $120 sims 3 shit for $30 lul

bitter remnant
forest heath
limber knotBOT
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why

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Are you special?

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I mean Piratebay

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Yarghhh

worn ember
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couldnt get all expansions to work

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

stuck badger
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i bought all dlcs for city skylines half off

worn ember
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yeah i saw those too

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it was like 87% off on sims lul

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pretty good deal if you ask me

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their dlc's are hella overpriced anyway

stuck badger
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does GitHub student come with github pages?

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is that a github pro thing

pliant turtle
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@stuck badger You can't use Pterodactyl as a web hosting.

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Not sure where you even seen that lol.

stuck badger
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oh ok

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idk

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i was thinking you could run it in a deamon

pliant turtle
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No.

stuck badger
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oof

void void
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pages is free

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oh i was scrolled

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lol

pliant turtle
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cPanel or Plesk is for web hosting, not Pterodactyl...

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lol

golden gust
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I mean, you could technically use ptero for web hosting

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You'd be kinda shooting yourself in the foot, however

pliant turtle
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Yeah throwing in an docker image on there.

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but not exactly designed to be run like that.

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I think there was at one point someone made an nginx one.

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Yeah there is an nginx image on Pterodactyl that someone made.

stuck badger
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ok github student was approved:)

pliant turtle
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Nice.

stuck badger
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would aws or digital ocean be better for mc hosting?

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or web host

void void
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none pls

stuck badger
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well digital is a vps

void void
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jesus fuck

stuck badger
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what

void void
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i didnt think my plex library was 3 TB

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well

stuck badger
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whats it hosted on?

void void
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my living room

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it's 2.8TB of TV shows

stuck badger
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3tb

void void
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meh

stuck badger
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i need that lmao

void void
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TV lib lol :(

stuck badger
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wow

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yeah

void void
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You would probably just have to run a custom egg

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(fancy for custom docker image w/ a specific configuration for ptero lmao)

golden gust
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Simple has an STD

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Well

void void
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wat u fak

stuck badger
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i just have a screen on ssh

golden gust
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I guess if I wanted to english better

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Simple has STD

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root@wraithe:/storage/SHARE/Library# du -h TV/
...
89G    TV/Star Trek- Discovery
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See

void void
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Ass show

stuck badger
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does digital ocean use ovh ip?

void void
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wat?

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no

golden gust
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DO has their own asn...

stuck badger
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whats the ddos protection?

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i dont want crap stuff

void void
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DO doesn't have ddos protection and you shouldn't host MC with them

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They're a cloud server provider

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Mainly for cloud ops, like web apps

stuck badger
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oh hmm can i host a website on DO

void void
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yes

stuck badger
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ok

golden gust
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OVH subsidises the cost of DDOS protection across every person on the network

stuck badger
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github student had some stuff

golden gust
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There is like one or two other provider that does that, but they're mostly budget type providers

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e.g. OVH, maybe Hetzner; etc; Not really companies which I've seen people using too much for professional things they care about in the first place

stuck badger
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hol" tf up

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unity

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oh only for a year

golden gust
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Unity is free anyways

stuck badger
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not the free version

golden gust
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mfw

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I didn't notice that they added a few new things, was looking at hazeover in the past and looked interesting, but not worth it to meatleast

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Just went to go look at it, however; The license key is literally a bunch of emoji

cosmic raft
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hi

vestal jasper
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hi

golden gust
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hai kash

rose turtle
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Is there any way to display a Minecraft username (based on their UUID) in a Google Sheet? For example, if the player changes their username, the cell will update to the new username.

stuck badger
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you have to code it

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sure its possible

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but why?

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you dont need the usename all you need is the uuid

rose turtle
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I have a Minecraft sports league where I keep stats, but people often change their IGNs, so we have to manually go and edit the names everytime we see someone do that. I wanted to know if there is some automated way to do it @stuck badger

stuck badger
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oh

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look on github

rose turtle
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I've been searching on google and nothing shows up.

stuck badger
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search on github

rose turtle
stuck badger
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it would have to be a custom thing that request the username from namemc and edit the doc

rose turtle
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Doable in google sheets or no?

stuck badger
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i think theres a google api

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can you code?

rose turtle
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Man I wouldn't know where to even start on that lol

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I know a little java

stuck badger
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maybe in java but idk

rose turtle
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😐

stuck badger
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i dont think java can access google api

void void
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why do you need a google api

stuck badger
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auto update a spreadsheet with a bot

rose turtle
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Trying to fetch minecraft usernames based on UUIDs

stuck badger
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try python

void void
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I believe Google Sheets has a script editor, with which you can query for data. So you can just hit mojang's api to see current username. One downside is you need to store UUIDs instead of names, and just have a name lookup instead.

stuck badger
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namemc

void void
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(Which is by all means, the better choice. You should store UUIDs anyway.)

stuck badger
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so

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python script < namemc < google api for sheets <

rose turtle
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Yes, I know UUIDs are better, but I don't have the knowledge on how to use the script editor and query the data

stuck badger
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hire a developer

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sure its really easy

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like how it works

worn ember
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i already requested a refund for the sims lul

stuck badger
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lmao

worn ember
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the graphics look shite

void void
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namemc has no API.

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Do you even know what you're talking about

stuck badger
#

hmm

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i know the framework

void void
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Or are you just kinda grasping at straws and giving answers you're not 100% familiar with

worn ember
#

just use mc-heads

stuck badger
#

hmm

rose turtle
#

Might have found something

worn ember
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mojang will ratelimit you if you dont query all your names in one go

rose turtle
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IMPORTHTML is a function

stuck badger
#

oh what

vestal jasper
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I'm like 99% certain you can resolve UUID -> Name with mojang's account api

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yeah

stuck badger
#

just request the name from mojang

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@void void i didnt realize mojang had that api

rose turtle
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Ah ok

void void
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they use that internally

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but that's what everyone else uses, yes

stuck badger
#

i dont develop in mc

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but the basic process is simple

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python script < get username from sheet < mojang api < google api for sheets

void void
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lol

worn ember
#

if you do like 3 requests a minute you already get rate limited lul

void void
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that's why it would be on a lookup basis not to fill up the sheet immediately

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the names these days are cosmetic only

stuck badger
#

just use uuids

void void
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they carry no actual value in identifying an account beyond a single play session

worn ember
#

well you can request as many as you want

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just do it in one request

void void
#

because then they're ephemeral

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how can you put more than 1 name in that api

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do they have a diff endpoint

worn ember
#

not sure

rose turtle
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What happens if I get rate limited tho?

vestal jasper
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you can't make more quests until it says you can

stuck badger
#

this is what it should returnhttps://api.mojang.com/user/profiles/1e6e79ca12a64a25ae0535cfa0ae576d/names

rose turtle
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So not really an issue

vestal jasper
#

it limits the rate of requests that you can make

worn ember
#

its one every minute iirc

void void
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I mean, "not an issue" depends on how much you expect your sheet to look completely filled out

vestal jasper
#

some REST services will temporarily blacklist (tempban) you if you exceed the ratelimit enough times

worn ember
#

@zealous knot how do you request multiple names from UUID's?

stuck badger
#

shows all info

rose turtle
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Instead of requesting if from Mojang, could I just use =IMPORTHTLM() to just take the text of that link?

stuck badger
#

yeah

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wait

#

what

void void
#

no

worn ember
#

???

rose turtle
#

To take the text of the page...

void void
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if you load it, you've performed a request against mojang

stuck badger
#

im confused

worn ember
#

that still makes a request lmao

stuck badger
#

like curl?

rose turtle
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A substring of the text, just the name

stuck badger
#

no

rose turtle
#

Oh, nvm

void void
#

that's not different than doing an API request and parsing the json

stuck badger
#

should get the site turn uuid in a variable

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and store what the site returned

zealous knot
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the mojang api doesnt have an endpoint that converts and array of uuids to usernames

worn ember
#

oh really? i thought they did thonk

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well thats gay

stuck badger
#

its literally what namemc does

zealous knot
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it has one that does it the other way around

stuck badger
#

well

zealous knot
#

namemc is shit

stuck badger
#

yes

zealous knot
#

because it doesnt have a public api for the useful stuff

stuck badger
#

mojang has the same api tho

worn ember
#

@zealous knot does mcheads allow multiple requests in one?

zealous knot
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kind of

stuck badger
#

so you request from that api and does it give you a image url?

worn ember
zealous knot
#

wow that meta description is cringe

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whoever wrote that is a retard

worn ember
stuck badger
worn ember
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doesnt even load for me thonk

zealous knot
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i wonder what nginx has to say about this

worn ember
#

now it loaded lol

stuck badger
#

this worked

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i need to change my skin

zealous knot
#

real talk

stuck badger
#

what

zealous knot
#

that skin sucks

stuck badger
#

yeah

worn ember
zealous knot
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i never changed mine lol

stuck badger
#

every 9 yos skin

zealous knot
#

it's been the same for 8 years

worn ember
#

i think i changed it once

zealous knot
worn ember
#

hah rekt

zealous knot
#

nice embed retard

stuck badger
#

uuid

#

what

#

well ok

zealous knot
#

it works with usernames too but i don't want to advertise that because usernames take longer to resolve

stuck badger
#

wont work on browser

charred hound
#

just picked up an e-2276g for $52 recurring d:

worn ember
#

he forgot the .net

zealous knot
#

who doesn't forget their TLDs from time to time

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#altzheimer's

worn ember
#

normal people i suppose ¯_(ツ)_/¯

zealous knot
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oh shit

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the backlog for the mojang api proxy is fucking massive

worn ember
#

i like how the inventor of the http protocol apologized for making such an aids prefix

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http://

zealous knot
#

there's like 500 pending requests lmfao

worn ember
#

did you break it?

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rip snowflake

zealous knot
#

nah its from high usage

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i guess

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ill get some more proxies tomorrow

golden gust
#

wtf is mcheads?

stuck badger
#

my skin wont update oof

zealous knot
#

i can update it for you

worn ember
#

skins are cached

zealous knot
#

what your uuid again

stuck badger
#

68cfa511-f4cd-4eb4-9913-a2587b353b2e

worn ember
#

@golden gust what is paper?

golden gust
#

Sir

zealous knot
#

what are cats

golden gust
#

I will fucking slay you

zealous knot
#

and who's electronic

stuck badger
#

how do u update it?

zealous knot
#

i have an endpoint for that too x3

golden gust
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He has a "fuk it brokhed agen" button

zealous knot
#

but it doesn't let people update too often

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because mojang is cocks

vestal jasper
zealous knot
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hey electro

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do you know anyone from within the mojang web tgeam

worn ember
#

cats suck

golden gust
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Nop

zealous knot
#

oh fuck

golden gust
worn ember
#

cat doesnt have any friends

zealous knot
#

i recall there being someone here who works for mojang

golden gust
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am alll alone

zealous knot
#

who was that

golden gust
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There's nooobooooddyyyy heeere besssiiide me

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Maaaah proooblems have all gone

worn ember
#

just drink some more tequilla like trigary

stuck badger
#

its ugly

worn ember
#

everything goes away with booze

golden gust
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except herpes

zealous knot
#

its got so many layers of cache that it's basically gambling

golden gust
#

That's permanent

worn ember
#

sorrows, sadness, braincells, lifespan, money, all gone

zealous knot
#

also my cat just shat in her kitty litter box and that shit stinks

dusky jasper
#

Anyone willing to hop on my server and help test general permissions / ideas?

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Sorry if this isn’t allowed

golden gust
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bahahahahaaaa

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I wish it was on ur rug

worn ember
#

rug = back in dutch thonk

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shid on his back

golden gust
#

can you like, not

zealous knot
#

swaggot

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electro has swag bro

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so electro

#

out of the blue names crew

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who's the one that likes taylor swift?

granite salmon
worn ember
#

pretty sure thats Kashike

zealous knot
#

oh the unpingable man

granite salmon
#

last time i checked that was 2 weeks ago and no new messages since then

vestal jasper
#

@granite salmon

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I can ping them

zealous knot
#

we should fix that @granite salmon

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i was talking about kashike

vestal jasper
#

who

granite salmon
#

Don’t ping or i report

zealous knot
#

but don't ping him, you dont wanna summon the devil by accident

worn ember
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@granite salmon thonk

vestal jasper
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sorry you'll have to ping them idk who they are :^)

granite salmon
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Reported to discord

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enjoy ban

vestal jasper
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@granite salmon

zealous knot
worn ember
granite salmon
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You’re really pushing it here.

worn ember
#

dont ddos me plz

zealous knot
#

i just farted

round ledge
worn ember
round ledge
#

hi i need help

granite salmon
worn ember
round ledge
#

I have a doubt, if I change my server from spigot to paper, is something deleted? Do I have to reconfigure something?

granite salmon
#

Who’s abusing their power

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I will find out who it is one day

limber knotBOT
#

no Paxino, it's a drop-in replacement

#

but you might want to take a look at the additional config options

#

some of the more radical improvements aren't enabled by default due to changing vanilla behaviour too much

granite salmon
#

Paper > Spigot

round ledge
#

that is, do I make a backup?

granite salmon
#

I mean, don’t you take daily backups

round ledge
#

I'm in version 1.14.4 and with spigot it's bullshit, it always goes lag

granite salmon
#

Not really spigots fault

#

Mojang if anything

round ledge
#

But with paper, my server will work better right? because I don't understand why I'm going to 8TPS being only 15 people on the server

#

And they told me that it's because of the version and spigot

granite salmon
#

Go paper

round ledge
#

Will the server work better with paper?

granite salmon
#

Yes

#

And if u still lag

#

/timings

#

Does spigot even have timings anymore

#

😂

round ledge
#

Perfect, thanks for your help, I'm doing a backup, then I turn off the server and switch to paper, right?

granite salmon
#

Ye

round ledge
#

What is the command for?

#

/timings

granite salmon
#

If ur server laggy u can take timing reports

#

which shows where u lag

vestal jasper
#

spigot has timings v1

granite salmon
#

Timings v1

#

haven’t used that for years

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and never want to again

stuck badger
#

does heroku have ddos protection?

limber knotBOT
#

.g heroku ddos protection

stuck badger
#

can you run waterfall on heroku

limber knotBOT
#

if they allow java programs, probably?

stuck badger
#

whats ur self bot github?

limber knotBOT
#

wat

stuck badger
#

the github to ur selfbot

limber knotBOT
#

I don't think I follow

stuck badger
#

what is your self bot?

limber knotBOT
#

but I guess that's normal for stuff dumcord pleb's say ¯_(ツ)_/¯

vestal jasper
#

it's not a self bot

#

it's an IRC bridge using webhooks

stuck badger
#

oh cool

#

sorry im not a developer

vestal jasper
#

selfbots don't say "BOT"

#

they're user accounts with modified clients

stuck badger
#

oh

limber knotBOT
#

btw. you are probably going to have to somehow include all your configs and plugins into one jar to get that to run on heroku

#

at least that's how I interpret that page with zero experience with their service, lol

stuck badger
#

oof

limber knotBOT
#

I think they support docker images too though, going that route might be easier (and with existing setups available)

stuck badger
#

might just use DO dropplet

granite salmon
#

Why not just get a dedicated server

stuck badger
#

its for bungee

vestal jasper
#

ok and

granite salmon
#

So you’re gonna have other servers under that.

stuck badger
#

yes

granite salmon
#

Surely it would be more efficient to have a dedi

vestal jasper
#

and possibly other services like a database and website

limber knotBOT
#

the only real reason I see for using a separate host is if your server host doesn't have ddos protection xD

stuck badger
#

yea

granite salmon
#

?????????????????

limber knotBOT
#

then plopping bungee on some vps/cloud thing is the easiest ddos protection I guess

granite salmon
#

Most dedis come with ddos protection

#

Heck, most shared ones do

limber knotBOT
#

but using a pure proxy (like haproxy) might be better than trying to run bungee on a vps, especially if you want to do more stuff with it

stuck badger
#

i have a home server rack

limber knotBOT
#

most != all

#

also this^

stuck badger
#

dont judge its for a few people

granite salmon
#

Well I’ve never come across one that doesn’t.

limber knotBOT
#

your ISP wont be happy if you get ddosed on your home connection, lol

granite salmon
#

true

stuck badger
#

if i put it through a proxy i wont

limber knotBOT
#

but getting some vps for the bungee (or even just haproxy/some other simple passthrough) might be easier

granite salmon
#

For a few people? So friends?

stuck badger
#

like 10 people friends and a small youtuber

limber knotBOT
#

yeah, that was my point Doc, that was directed at Sam ;D

stuck badger
#

whitelised ofc

granite salmon
#

Your friends gotta be pretty big assholes if they get you ddosed

stuck badger
#

i want a proxy so my ip doesnt show on domian records

#

i cant use cloudflare proxy on a server

limber knotBOT
#

I feel like the issue is more that the IP could leak through youtube videos and some idiot viewers doing idiot things

stuck badger
#

ye

limber knotBOT
#

oh yeah, leaking your own ip could be annoying too xD

#

just get a cheap vps from ovh or somewhere near you ¯_(ツ)_/¯

stuck badger
#

can you ddos a bungeecord server and get through to the ip on the other end?

limber knotBOT
#

could probably also just forward port 25565 to your local adress with iptables, lol

#

no

stuck badger
#

well ok

limber knotBOT
#

unless you have plugins/some other programs leaking your IPs it shouldn't be possible to get the real IP just by accessing the minecraft connection

stuck badger
#

thats good

limber knotBOT
#

if you really want to make sure just route all outgoing connections through your vps/external server with the firewall xD

stuck badger
#

so ssh tunnel?

limber knotBOT
#

(or via a vps I guess)

stuck badger
#

i use nord

limber knotBOT
#

that's another option

stuck badger
#

doesnt have port forwarding

limber knotBOT
#

no

#

I mean one that runs both on your home server and the vps

#

so they are in one network and connections only go out through the vps

stuck badger
#

oh

limber knotBOT
#

there's ton's of different options how you could implement that

#

just pick one that sounds good to you and try to set it up

stuck badger
#

ok

limber knotBOT
#

most things are explained somewhere on the internet already ;D

#

also I just realised I typed "via a vps", I meant a vpn xD tinc and zerotier are interesting ones)

frozen otter
void void
#

.g zerotier vpn

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://www.zerotier.com/ -- ZeroTier – Global Area Networking: "ZeroTier virtual networks are like chat rooms for machines. Just create virtual networks, join them from your devices and systems, approve..."

hollow seal
worn ember
#

.g yo mama so fat

limber knotBOT
rose turtle
#

@stuck badger found a way to do it.

#

So you make a script (tools > script editor). Paste this into it. https://hastebin.com/gejotajosi.php

Then, go back to the sheet. Type =GETIGN("<UUID">). It will display the IGN.

limber knotBOT
#

uh, that's probably going to lead to getting blocked by the mojang api if it's done for too many users at the same time

stuck badger
#

nice

void void
#

yeah that's what we've been telling both of them since the topic initially came up

#

and it was le ignored :)

#

"well thats not what i like to hear, ill ignore it and maybe it'll go away!"

worn ember
#

lol they said hytale is to be released in 2021

void void
worn ember
#

Hype up game > let hype die due to lack of communication > release 2 years later

#

solid marketing plan

limber knotBOT
#

they probably just wanted to hear what people think the game is supposed to be, then adjust what they actually have to that

#

:think_smart:

void void
#

that might not be too far off

graceful osprey
worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

I really hope they heard that we want their client to be able to connect to java servers, lol

void void
#

java mc servers?

worn ember
#

what?

void void
#

the frik?

worn ember
#

if you want java servers make your own dab

limber knotBOT
#

if it doesn't it'll just end up the same as bedrock ‒ just without the Minecraft IP

void void
#

except its not minecraft?

worn ember
#

that makes no sense

limber knotBOT
#

they advertised it as "our vision of Minecraft"

void void
#

why would a game that's not minecraft shiv in support to connect to minecraft

worn ember
#

what it runs on doesnt matter as long as the tools we can work with are good

void void
#

ok, but in that case they're reinventing mc, not implementing mc's protocols lol

#

i disagree completely with adding support for their client to connect to mc

#

rarted

worn ember
#

^^

limber knotBOT
#

it makes zero sense for anyone that doesn't have the playerbase of hypixel to transision to hytale if it means loosing lots of people

void void
#

bro what

worn ember
#

how are they losing people?

#

they literally make them buy the game

#

so if anything they gain from it

limber knotBOT
#

splitting a community usually leads to a decline in total numbers

worn ember
#

except its 2 different things all together

void void
#

who said they're going to shut down anything

limber knotBOT
#

it's literally not, lol

void void
#

they're launching a whole different platform

limber knotBOT
#

and nobody said that

worn ember
#

thats like saying you cant play the sims cuz you already play league of lols

void void
#

alright, well phoenix is being a complete dumbass, before my brain rots im going to return to coding. ok bai

limber knotBOT
#

well, most people who sink time into lol don't play anything else

#

so your point is literally against you, lol

worn ember
#

i have 5k hours in dota

#

and i still play other games

limber knotBOT
#

dote isn't lol

worn ember
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber knotBOT
#

lmao

worn ember
#

same genre

#

dont be ratarded

limber knotBOT
#

so why don't you play both?

#

dota and lol

worn ember
#

cuz lol doesnt interest me

#

i tried it for a whle

#

didnt enjoy it

void void
#

i cant see the point you're trying to make, but it's a retarded point

limber knotBOT
#

why not? you apparently are of the opinion that people would play Minecraft and Hytale in parallel even though they offer almost the same thing

void void
#

can*

limber knotBOT
#

the answer is: they wont

#

people will either play one or the other as their main game

#

hytale seems dead right now :p

worn ember
#

wait till 2021 and find out for yourself

limber knotBOT
#

which leads to less players on either one of the platforms for a community

#

so switching isn't viable

#

of course people can start building new communities...

worn ember
#

should just kill their whole thing all together

#

theres more than the playerbase at hypixel feelsPepoMan

#

if they lose 10% of their playerbase on hypixel and gain 50% of their total playerbase on hytale its a win

limber knotBOT
#

which is why I said that it will most likely work for a community the size of hypixel

#

but I doubt it would work for anyone with under say 1k regular players

worn ember
#

thats not at all what you said but ok

#

lets leave it at that

limber knotBOT
#

that's literally what I said

#

"it makes zero sense for anyone that doesn't have the playerbase of hypixel to transision to hytale if it means loosing lots of people"

void void
#

so whats your point then because we were never talking about other servers running hytale, we were talking about hypixel running hytale and you said they better add mc support to their client otherwise bad things(tm) will happen

#

which is retarded

limber knotBOT
#

their goal seems to be for other communities/servers to adopt hytale as an alternative to Minecraft, not just to run their own stuff on it

#

which I don't think will work without some compatibility to minecraft

austere ivy
#

Alright, I've been having some issues and I have no idea what to do, so I figure I'd ask here.

void void
#

Dont make me .ask you.

limber knotBOT
void void
#

How many times do we have to tell you old man

limber knotBOT
#

that's a MAJOR PROBLEM!

worn ember
#

.xyz lul

#

arent those like the cheapest TLD's?

austere ivy
#

Yeah that's why I got it lol.

worn ember
#

fair enough

void void
#

storing the theme for your website in local storage

austere ivy
#

Alright, I've been having this problem for a couple of weeks now and I have no idea what's happening. My SRV dns records don't seem to be working. Here's what I've got:

A record: example.com = server IP

On server IP, the actual Minecraft server's port is, let's say, 1337.
If I connect to example.com:1337 it works just fine.
Then I have my SRV record:

SRV record: _minecraft._tcp.example.com. = 0 5 1337 example.com.

dig _minecraft._tcp.example.com. SRV +short
returns 0 5 30000 example.com. so I know that's working.

Go into Minecraft, try joining example.com, it doesn't work.

#

Any ideas?

#

Also simple it took a lot of going through ideas for how to implement themes on my website and that seemed like one of the best ways. I used to have a dark.css and a light.css, now that was horror. Should I store it via cookies?.. or..

limber knotBOT
#

iirc there were some issues with changing the port in an srv from the default one, not sure

worn ember
#

its a pain, thats all i know

#

done it before tho

#

i dont think your SRV record is correct tho thonk

austere ivy
#

For the people in IRC (phoenix) who can't see Discord edits, dig _minecraft._tcp.example.com. SRV +short also returns 0 5 30000 example.com.

#

I've looked everywhere I have no idea what I'm doing wrong.

worn ember
#

@austere ivy try adding one for UDP too

#

if thats even a thing lul

austere ivy
#

Minecraft uses TCP but okay

worn ember
#

pretty sure its not only tcp tho?

austere ivy
#

I'm desperate, I just changed it and I'll let it propagate, TTL is 300 so .. we shall wait.

void void
#

it is only tcp

worn ember
#

oh nvm then

austere ivy
#

Bingus boongus it propagated and..

worn ember
#

thought they had udp too

limber knotBOT
#

oh, apparently I actually set one up that worked before

austere ivy
#

zip

limber knotBOT
austere ivy
worn ember
#

are you using cloudflare?

austere ivy
#

Task failed successfully.

#

I'm using cloudflare, yes.

limber knotBOT
#

yeah

#

something is broken on your end

#

that's the wrong server

worn ember
#

take a look at that

limber knotBOT
austere ivy
#

So my minecraft is ignoring srv records?

limber knotBOT
#

might be your isp or something, I heard there were issues with some

austere ivy
#

Oh man I did hear about that actually.

#

Some ISPs or something had bad issues with SRV records and something to do with Mac.

#

I'll investigate that.

#

Thanks.

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

that's the correct one

austere ivy
#

aaaaaggh

worn ember
#

go bother your ISP lul

#

do you use googles or cloudflares DNS?

#

could try using those

austere ivy
#

Cloudflare's DNS

worn ember
#

hmm odd

limber knotBOT
#

;D

austere ivy
#

Oh yeah @void void, little easter egg, set the theme to "blank" or "yourmom" or whatever, and you get a "Bleached" theme.

#

I was considering adding it in to the theme mix because it looks cool but I consider it an easter egg ;p

void void
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aka when it's not light or dark your shit breaks and you call it a feature

austere ivy
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yes, that's how development works

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it's not a bug, it's a feature

limber knotBOT
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it just resets it to light for me thonk

austere ivy
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thonk are you editing the local storage?

worn ember
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yeah same

limber knotBOT
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yeah

austere ivy
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you have to document.documentElement.setAttribute("theme", "ee")

edit: if you're here, congratulations. you've unlocked a hidden theme.

paste:

[theme=hacker] body {
    background-color:#000000
}

[theme=hacker] h1, [theme=hacker] h2, [theme=hacker] h3, [theme=hacker] h4, [theme=hacker] p, [theme=hacker] span {
    color:#22CC00
}

[theme=hacker] a {
    color:#CC0022
}

[theme=hacker] a:hover {
    color:#2200CC
}

[theme=hacker] .rainbow {
    -webkit-background-clip: text;
    -moz-background-clip: text;
    -ms-background-clip: text;
    -o-background-clip: text;
    background-clip: text;
    color: transparent;
    background-image:linear-gradient(111deg, #00FF00, #007700)
}

into main.css and then set the theme to "hacker"

void void
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lol

worn ember
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bruh

void void
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this guy

limber knotBOT
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wat

austere ivy
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simple, I'm working within the constraints of CSS here

void void
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css isn't that limited

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also this 'bleached' theme is literally just plain HTML styling

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literally, straight up blue hyperlinks and all

austere ivy
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FEATURE NOT BUG

void void
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it's the default theme of your browser

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it aint bleached

worn ember
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lmao

void void
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its default

worn ember
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200iq

limber knotBOT
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runs

worn ember
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oh god

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my eyes

woven otter
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modern art

worn ember
austere ivy
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Anyway, if you have an idea on how to do theming that isn't super ugly or doesn't include literally setting the css values or whatever by JavaScript, go ahead and submit a pr/issue! I welcome all ;p

limber knotBOT
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

warm minnow
void void
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im not gonna work on your site nothx

austere ivy
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I went through tons of ideas on how to do it (including with sass) and the one I have currently is very expandable (you can have infinite themes), very easy, and no fuss

worn ember
austere ivy
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Alright well I'm going to uh

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I have no idea what to do from here, at least I know it's either my computer or my isp

void void
limber knotBOT
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I used to play a bit after my friend annoyed me enough that I bought it when it was on sale, lol