what if you have 250GB m2 ssd tho
#general
woven otter
limber knotBOT
lmao $150 for 1tb
woven otter
20gb is probably all of that bloat
stone silo
it's big, but it's not something I'd get my panties in a bunch for
limber knotBOT
you can get 1tb ssds for 100 or less
welcome to the future old man
ssds dropped faster than your tinder dates after they took one look at your face
woven otter
magma ur ugly
woven otter
it's irrelevant because ur the ugly one
woven otter
more than u
limber knotBOT
I never realized my breakfast was mdma
woven otter
why not cyanide
limber knotBOT
because that's a desert food
woven otter
honestly any poison would do
limber knotBOT
at least that's what the news told me
for some reason terrorists love barren landscapes
woven otter
are u the terrorist
limber knotBOT
that's racist duck
frigid bough
void void
7 of 9: cries
7 of 9: my ocular implant must be malfunctioning. walks away with raised eyebrow
finite wave
.g How to easily purchase large wooden logs
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.amazon.com/Fireplace-Firewood-Woodpile-Carriers-Birchwood/dp/B019XFH7XA -- Large Canvas Log Tote Bag Carrier Indoor Fireplace ... -...: "Buy Large Canvas Log Tote Bag Carrier Indoor Fireplace Firewood Totes Log Holders Round Woodpile Rack Fire Wood Carriers Carrying for Outdoor Tubular..."
finite wave
.g amazon log axe
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.amazon.com/Fiskars-Super-Splitting-Inch-378841-1002/dp/B004M3BAQE -- Fiskars 378841-1002 X27 Super Splitting Axe (36 ... -...: "Amazon.com : Fiskars 378841-1002 X27 Super Splitting Axe (36"), Inch, Black ... Ideal for taller users splitting medium- to large-sized logs;..."
void void
o.o
finite wave
I don't think that thing will fell a tree
void void
you're right
it says why too
right in the product title
it's a splitting axe
for splitting logs after they're cut
tho fiskars' tools are extremely durable
i mean given enough time, sure you can fell a tree with it
but it's gonna take a fucklong timw
probably ye but it's near to actually punching a tree irl
:^)
finite wave
.g chainsaw to feel a tree
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIBeL-3RB1U -- How to Fell a Tree with a Chainsaw - YouTube: "Dec 7, 2015 ... Certified arborist Mark Chisholm provides helpful and important safety tips for professionals on how to fell a tree. Watch all the..."
void void
fukn wrdo
terse silo
quasi valley
look at these peaceful bees just beeing bees https://i.imgur.com/TZ8RIdV.png
void void
just bees being dudes being guys being bros
quasi valley
yes!
void void
bc am smrtr den u
quasi valley
can confirm, he looks quite smart https://i.imgur.com/j0xz8qh.png
quasi valley
they are 
void void
quasi valley
conscrubutor
quasi valley
it indeed is
I think we've got a point at which every entity spawn will cause a client error that we can't avoid 
quasi valley
at least he's a nice christmas counter
golden gust
His greatest contribution to society, imho
weak ingot
woven otter
yes pufferfish = bee
quasi valley
maybe ur a bee
woven otter
maybe ur a dum
quasi valley
:(
exotic crystal
opal knoll
merry talon
yes
void void
hot
cosmic raft
@merry talon lol
merry talon
completely forgot about it until now
void void
seems interesting
merry talon
I don't live there right now so my mom's gonna be texting me asking wtf this thing is
so that'll be interesting
void void
just tell her its an anal probe
merry talon
"oh what a lovely christmas gift"
heady pendant
...
elfin quest
void void
woven otter
baaaaaaaaaaaarty
woven otter
https://i.mtm123.lv/fajdVs4S.png
lol okay
golden gust
Lambdas, wooo!
woven otter
are you blaming lambdas
golden gust
Not entirely; watchdog fired a warning at 0 seconds, either fun race condition or you got the thing set to a bad time
but, that is defining a lambda there, won't be the issue, but interesting that it logged there
woven otter
hmmmm hopefully I did nothing wrong
golden gust
God, trying to brain, feels like am tryna like, stretch my mind or something tryna use it
I understand what it means to be simple
void void
do I need to update my spigot from buildtools as well
or is downloading latest paper enough
golden gust
downloading latest paper is enough
void void
so if im upgrading from paper 1.13.2 to paper 1.14.4
all I need is to replace the paper java file?
golden gust
Yes, as well as updating everything else as normal, etc
void void
ok nice
ty
can someone give ma working .run file
mine is outdated i think
@echo off
java -Xms2G -Xmx4G -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=100 -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:TargetSurvivorRatio=90 -XX:G1NewSizePercent=50 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=80 -XX:InitiatingHeapOccupancyPercent=10 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=35 -XX:+AggressiveOpts -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled -Dusing.aikars.flags=mcflags.emc.gs -jar paper-230.jar
pause
doesnt run
potent warren
did you change the jar name in the batch file to the one you just placed in there?
void void
yes i did
java -Xms6G -Xmx6G -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=100 -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:TargetSurvivorRatio=90 -XX:G1NewSizePercent=50 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=80 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=35 -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled -Dusing.aikars.flags=mcflags.emc.gs -jar paper-230.jar```as soon as it opens, it closes
cant even read anything
void void
Invalid initial heap size: -Xms6G
The specified size exceeds the maximum representable size.
Error: Could not create the Java Virtual Machine.
Error: A fatal exception has occurred. Program will exit.
heady pendant
for me I use this:
title PowerCraft
color 7
cls
@echo off
:Minecraft
java -Xms5G -Xmx5G -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=100 -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:TargetSurvivorRatio=90 -XX:G1NewSizePercent=50 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=80 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=35 -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled -Dusing.aikars.flags=mcflags.emc.gs -jar server.jar
ping 1.1.1.1 -n 1 -w 3000 >nul
goto Minecraft
but some of that is not required
uh I believe you need to increase Java heap size
golden gust
You need 64 bit java to be able to use more than a gig and a bit of heap, you likely only have the 32 bit version
void void
oh hm
golden gust
am go shower
void void
java version "1.8.0_191"
Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.8.0_191-b12)
Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 25.191-b12, mixed mode)
that's the 32 bit version, an outdated one at that
heady pendant
yeah you need the 64 bit version to increase your java allocated ram.
void void
alright let me install it
java version "1.8.0_231"
Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.8.0_231-b11)
Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 25.231-b11, mixed mode)
there we go
yeah its working now
nice thanks
fallen oracle
Hey, what was that UI that some people use that show stuff like their current read / write / data in and out
Accessable from a website.
golden gust
netdata?
fallen oracle
That's it, thanks ❤️
limber knotBOT
what is this shit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cre0in5n-1E
proud lance
maybe brexit will get done
tiny zealot
fallen oracle
Man it comes with a bunch stuff enabled by default
rugged badger
queen rapids
does anyone remember that one server jar on github thats designed to be a "lobby" and it basically stripped everything out of it so it can hold hundreds (maybe thousands) of players?
cant find it
golden gust
limbo
supple stump
copper tree
void void
so i went and bought some beer, just grabbed the first 6 pack off the shelf
rite
get home
open it
taste it, pretty good
sit down, reading bottle
0.0% alcohol by volume
what the fuck is this shit
vestal jasper
Lol
copper tree
lol
copper tree
i think thats water with some spice
vestal jasper
Thats what we call vodka, bizzy
void void
i mean wtf
copper tree
ohhhh right
limber knotBOT
chill everyone you can all be equally dumb
copper tree
oh no, i feel dumb. is this a minecraft server
proud lance
simple bought root beer prob
vestal jasper
Woooo 80 minutes left time to stand still and do nothing for the next hour and a half
limber knotBOT
tbf calling you dumb is an insult to dumb people
copper tree
guys is this a minecraft server i looked up minecraft in discord and found this
limber knotBOT
one shot glass of rubbing alcohol for barty
sand raven
what keeps you from switching? 😉
void void
sup
dusky jasper
lmao idk, just new to paper i guess. superior? @sand raven
Any guides on the api/plugin creation?
I'm mainly looking for a solution that will allow me to join a Java server from Bedrock edition (mobile), seems difficult though
sand raven
bedrock edition? you're talking about dragonproxy then? it's not really usable for end users, i suppose, though
dusky jasper
rip
either way, should i swtich my spigot to Paper? 😄
a bit baised in here, I supped 🤣
sand raven
you're asking this on a paper discord, yeah 😉
void void
you'd get the polar opposite answer in #spigot
and you get an autistic answer on mcmarket
where 2 go
tame pendant
^
void void
because they're buttpirates
dusky jasper
Great
Guess I’ll go with Paper
Does Papar have a Bedrock edition server?
I also need an alternative to PocketMine, which develops slow
Yeee I see
vestal jasper
Paper is a fork of spigot, a layer on top of it
dusky jasper
Is Luckperms best? @spare venture
I'm deploying PaperMC on Windows now, it's stuck on 'Loading Libraries...' Hopefully it continues.
vestal jasper
"best" is subjective
luckperms probably has everything you'd want but it likely has stuff you'll never use
it's what I use here and it does its job well
all perm issues I've had whilst using LP has been due to other plugins
void void
Question guys, Let's say I spend $2k on a beast of a dedicated server that I could host at home. My internet connection is 200-300Mbps. I may upgrade to a gigabit. Am I losing anything major by doing this vs an ISP? How poorly can connections be if someone were to connect out of the US? Right now I'm running on a canada server via OVH.
I have a lot of mula to spend for this, if it made sense to do so!
vestal jasper
And tbh someone's gonna have a shit connection if they're connecting to any NA host from out of NA
how shit will vary depending on location
zealous knot
limber knotBOT
so these are the fidget spinner of the late 60s? xD
limber knotBOT
"Clackers (also known as Clankers, Ker-Bangers, and numerous other names[1]) were toys popular in the late 1960s and early 1970s."
vestal jasper
yes
limber knotBOT
interesting that that fad went on for almost 10 years while nowadays most stuff is over in a couple weeks or months
merry talon
clackers are definitely still a thing
limber knotBOT
never seen them in germany tbh
seems like a really dumb toy, like what is even the point of it? xD
only thing I can see them being is annoying
fallen oracle
Okay gamers
woven otter
Hello Glare
woven otter
AAAAAAAAA
fallen oracle
At 6:45 I am going downstairs
Im going to put some lucky charms in my mouth
And I'm going to watch some Mick and Rorty
Ur invited
fallen oracle
My parents will be like
"Why are you up"
I will be like "I am not tired"
They will be like "bullshit, you sleep till 11:30AM every morning"
I will proceed to shrug and after they go to work I will fall asleep in the chair until they come home
Cause little did they know, I did not sleep.
I am in fact tired
woven otter
why lie then
fallen oracle
BEcause
Then they yell at me
It's not lying
It's just avoiding the question
It's like if you asked if I knew where your bike was
and I said I broke my arm falling out of the tree
BOom, 200IQ play
woven otter
they yell if you wake up at 11AM?
vestal jasper
MT? Main Thread?
quasi valley
MineTraft?
woven otter
multithreading
vestal jasper
Moronic Thinking?
merry talon
don't be silly, he would never need to read up on moronic thinking
he's already a natural
quasi valley
poor quack
woven otter
I'm smart enough to know that ur dum but then again who isn't
quasi valley
let's just rename this channel to duck-bullying
woven otter
ur upside down
quasi valley
smh still upsidedownist
woven otter
u should fall on your head already
woven otter
hang in a rope when
quasi valley
woven otter
ugly
worn ember
Upside with down
zealous knot
Ok retard
worn ember
No u
zealous knot
Yes u
worn ember
they massacred dota lul
woven otter
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Supernatural 7.15 Lucifer Good morning Vietnam alarm - length 18s - 458 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 20,354 views - Sina Elb on 2015.02.26
void void
where you fucks at
shell vine
up yo butt
void void
shits out @shell vine
quasi valley
can you please put him back in
celest coyote
void void
bruh
stop sending videos of yourself doing weird shit @celest coyote
no one wants to see that
shell vine
LOL
void void
when you're Tuvok with some sexy glasses https://f.jacob.engineer/RdvWIu26.png
why the fuck didn't it add https
worn ember
ok boomer
shell vine
I was gonna suggest they put em on the side like that looks way better
upbeat holly
worn ember
@spare venture how does it detect permissions?
limber knotBOT
detect? you upload it
limber knotBOT
so you can edit them in the editor
worn ember
what are you editing tho?
limber knotBOT
the permissions a group/player has
worn ember
that feels really pointless 
limber knotBOT
you never setup/change your permissions? xD
worn ember
no i dont
limber knotBOT
worn ember
i mean, is it really faster than just typing the commands?
limber knotBOT
yes
well, I guess if it doesn't have autocomplete adding new ones might not be, but removing/changing values definitly is
limber knotBOT
no idea, if not then that would be an interesting feature to add
ok, it does know the permissions, so nvm
worn ember
yeah not sure how you'd get them tho
limber knotBOT
webeditor is definitly faster
worn ember
ah
limber knotBOT
worn ember
is it tied to the server in a way?
zealous knot
That looks sick
limber knotBOT
LuckPerms web editor
worn ember
or just preset perms
zealous knot
Woah
limber knotBOT
(the current version, next version is cooler)
zealous knot
Yeah how does the perm autocomplete work?
limber knotBOT
as I said: you upload the data to it when you run /lp editor ;)
limber knotBOT
the permissions are just the ones that the plugins properly register
zealous knot
Oh
limber knotBOT
it does
zealous knot
Oh i get it
zealous knot
This almost makes me wanna take a dip in that cancer fest that is owning a minecraft server
limber knotBOT
especially when you start with contexts xD
olive garden
does it have blockchain technology or machine learning though?
good
nice, that's what I like to hear
limber knotBOT
LuckCoin Kappa
a crypto currency where each coin only has a chance to have value
only once you try to transact it you really know how many coins you actually need to transfer
reef fulcrum
worn ember
kewl
cobalt plover
woven otter
I want some crypto too
upper flicker
ducks dont get crypto
ancient bolt
is crypto what the kids call drugs now
placid thicket
lets make vape pens that mine vapecoin while in active use
zealous knot
L M F A O
woven otter
@upper flicker and eyes don't get tacos
placid thicket
we can have different flavors of vapejuice which are different strands of vapcoin and charge based on the vapecoin value of the juice
ancient bolt
i forgot to check in for my southwest flight to LV
I hope there's still a seat open for me
brave grail
Where can I download version 1.14 https://papermc.io/downloads
finite wave
Traps a weird creatures, why would they try to coax men into butt stuff
brave grail
Can you get it?
limber knotBOT
why would you not use 1.14.4 though?
ancient bolt
Can you get it?
upper flicker
we put you in charge of 1.15
the download link on the site is going to be a mailto: with your email address on it
get on it
brave grail
why would you not use 1.14.4 though?
Because I'm playing survival vanilla, and at 1.14.4 there's not one thing I want
@upper flicker Thanks!
ancient bolt
why isn't the papermc mailing list on here https://papermc.io/community
limber knotBOT
@Rubens900 how about massive performance improvements and bug fixes?
finite wave
HAH! Good luck finding my emailadress Z250
brave grail
I like it too, but at 1.14 there's a bamboo and sugar cane bug farm
brave grail
That's right
finite wave
It's a feature
brave grail
How do I do it please?
brave grail
meatspin?
finite wave
google it for more info
brave grail
meatspin?
Sorry, I'm brazilian
finite wave
Yes
brave grail
Is this in the papermc settings?
finite wave
Those for me?
limber knotBOT
Thats you serving them
quasi valley
did you just screenshot a pewdiepie video
finite wave
Oh i see
@quasi valley Why would he do something so stupid, this is clearly a part of my family photo i sent to him the other day.,
quasi valley
can I also join the family? looks like you got some sausages to spare
finite wave
NO, these are for anal insertion not for consumption by mouth.
finite wave
I hit my head the other day on a cupboard
Clearly it was because i longed after alcohol, so i decided to get wasted moments after i had cursed out loud due to the pain
worn ember
rart
ancient mica
compact pulsar
Guys
we’re planning for Hytale to be playable by everyone in 2021.
What do you think ?
zealous knot
oh my god
who the hell cares
keem is a god bro
his ignorace is fucking hilarious
who tf even are you for him to make a vid on you
wheres that video
worn ember
barty pisses everyone off with his negative braincell count
zealous knot
yeah i noticed
wide chasm
His brain cell count just overflowed, that's all
worn ember
zealous knot
i wish keem sent me nudes
oh yeah 6 years ago that's something he'd do
he's much less toxic now
he's more ignorant now
imho it's really fucking hilarious
they rumored keem hacked lionmaker L M F A O
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Lionmaker: The King of Manipulation - length 16m 43s - 52,610 likes, 2,489 dislikes (95.5%) - 1,976,286 views - Colossal Is Crazy on 2016.03.07
zealous knot
that thumbnail lmfao
oh i know keem is a massive retard
i just think the way he does shit is funny
hushed crag
worn ember
fix is that dude that like people that no one else likes
zealous knot
that's why i fucking love you @worn ember
worn ember
❤️ i know
limber knotBOT
Why do ppl give retards like keem attention?
crisp swift
void void
mortal zinc
are you trying to understand why ppl like him?
limber knotBOT
Yeah, I value my sanity
potent smelt
limber knotBOT
Same reason I avoid talking to @electronicboy
mortal zinc
honestly
don't blame keem, blame everything that existed in his life with his choices, and you'll realize that anyone can turn out to be like keem
limber knotBOT
I luf your fucking bombs
left swift
Sys no black Friday sale I cri
limber knotBOT
I didn't even rant about this
golden gust
The unexploded ones are the best ❤️
limber knotBOT
As said yesterday there was a bomb next to my office
mortal zinc
but yeah he blows up about small things
limber knotBOT
Today canteen had no power so we had to go out for food
golden gust
rip
limber knotBOT
So everything was full
So we go down the street since there are more restaurant and more importantly, Döner
left swift
Electronic isn't running the power treadmill fast enough
limber knotBOT
But, Döner was already in evacuation radius.......
golden gust
Pretty much unless you happen to be using some tool that supports live conversions
heady spear
Prove ur love by kissing
golden gust
(#BTRFSMasterRace)
limber knotBOT
Pfft you could probally get the whole thing in.
golden gust
#DoinTheHelicopter
upper flicker
takes a screenshot and saves for later
heady spear
Z is only here when the chat is full of degeneracy
golden gust
He's like a magnet to it
upper flicker
This chat is full of degeneracy more often than not
limber knotBOT
raises hand oh mememe
left swift
limber knotBOT
Total degenerate
heady spear
At least I’m wholesome
limber knotBOT
s/wholesome/total cunt.
Correction, <DiscordBot> <12Cityweebstret> At least I’m total cunt.
golden gust
seems legit
heady spear
Stop bullying me
void void
woven otter
city u suck
void void
@upbeat sail no the ddos doesnt reach your server
well it does momentarily
so you /can/
i guess
but after about a min it gets nullrouted
so you cant see it anymore
woven otter
no u
heady spear
Yes I love me too
void void
woven otter
that's illegal
heady spear
Momma I’m in love with a criminal
woven otter
ur a criminal
woven otter
that would be disgusting
void void
ur disgusting
speaking of which
instead of turkey tomorrow
im having @woven otter
.kill duck
limber knotBOT
turns duck into a snail and covers them in salt.
limber knotBOT
unleashes the armies of Isengard on duck.
void void
Good enough
heady spear
Turkey weird
woven otter
.kill @void void
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.
woven otter
.kill simple
limber knotBOT
smashes simple's head in with a baseball bat.
heady spear
I don’t know if I’ve ever had turkey
woven otter
.kill simple
limber knotBOT
grabs simple's head and rips it clean off their body.
woven otter
.lart simple
limber knotBOT
registers simple's name with 50 known spammers.
heady spear
Mtm wanna eat turkey with me
woven otter
I'm good. maybe some other time
limber knotBOT
rams a napalm launcher up city's ass and lets off a few rounds.
shell vine
.kill me
limber knotBOT
gags and ties me then throws them off a cliff.
ornate spindle
@cosmic raft did you get that alert too?
golden gust
alert? wut happen?
void void
throwback to hawaii accidentally going statewide alert for incoming nukes a few years ago bc some dumass pressed the wrong button
ornate spindle
crazy how it was a few years ago even though it feels so recent
ornate spindle
nope
ornate spindle
smh
zealous knot
on a blank page
ornate spindle
is this 1998?
quasi valley
Nice
zealous knot
sure as shit was made then
ornate spindle
probably was
shell vine
If it works don't fix it 8)
ornate spindle
reminds me of a certain proxy software
zealous knot
and its not like the hyperlinks themselves were very descriptive too
void void
jesus fuck
well still doesnt change the fact that hawaii went on state alert bc dumass government dude pressed the wrong dumbass government enhanced button
zealous knot
hey you cant give him too much shit for that
im sure you'd do the same mistake twice
void void
the sheer power that unassuming little hyperlink carries
it literally sends a fucking high pitch alert to every hawaiian cellphone
telling them theyre about to die
zealous knot
lmfao
eternal delta
trim steeple
cosmic raft
@ornate spindle yes, everyone is :P
cosmic raft
i've had them before
void void
to be fair you dont really want to get amber alerts
zealous knot
Aren't amber alerts supposed to be used for missing persons announcements?
missing children*
void void
active kidnap
zealous knot
yeah
void void
they come with details of the car and last location
zealous knot
i recall a few years ago an alert like this was sent out and a citizen who recognized the car rammed it on the freeway
zealous knot
we captured the driver but i doubt kidnapping was ever actually involved
void void
not an amber alert then
zealous knot
they could send an amber alert at the mere suspicion of a kidnapping
it almost feels as though two people are talking to each other through your notification
upper flicker
zealous knot
THERE IS NO THREAT
upper flicker
kinda peaceful with all those palms in the background
me when duck starts talking trash
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/649378987612831758/image.jpg
zealous knot
no wait
limber knotBOT
Idiotism is a threat
upper flicker
Speaking of threats, you get to go to work today? They clear up that bomb next to your work from yesterday?
I suppose they're probably pretty quick what with how much practice they get
woven otter
Z ur trash
upper flicker
woven otter
ur a threat to humanity
upper flicker
Go steal someone’s pumpkin
woven otter
i'll steal ur taco instead
zealous knot
Z lets make tacos out of him
upper flicker
Duck tacos do sound pretty good
upper flicker
That’s pretty sweet
zealous knot
how'd you make that so fast?
zealous knot
oh well that's a bruh moment
woven otter
hey simple.
void void
`
woven otter
`
void void
its bc they're emojis fuqr
quasi valley
Sounds like a lack of braincells
woven otter
no it's because ur dum
void void
i love that in star trek the vulcans have a 7 year timer where once every 7 years they get viciously horny and will fuck anything and everything much like city at 2am, but for the rest of the year they're just like
fallen oracle
What
void void
What
woven otter
What
granite salmon
This is very random
worn ember
imagine making memes out of 50 year old series
nerd
speaking of series, recommend me something
worn ember
funny guy
void void
what about now @worn ember https://f.jacob.engineer/bKjQGflU.png
worn ember
shell vine
worn ember
cant bribe me with chicks in tight suits lol
we all know i watch for the plot
chicks with dicks 👌
worn ember
I'ma watch Westworld instead
woven otter
westwhat
worn ember
Ye
ornate spindle
yeah that's what I got
cosmic raft
yeah, just had a peek at my other phone and saw it sitting there
I dismissed the one on my work phone right away, was busy doing things
still cape
void void
Anyone here use gitlab
fallen oracle
I have in the past.
void void
Any idea if it's possible to change the interface its shell program binds to
prob not lmao
fallen oracle
Honestly no idea
void void
i just need to stop trying to host shit on 1 machine
fallen oracle
void void
i should have made vms for this
nah not runner
the shell for when git accesses it
i wanted to use a different ip for the git remoting capabilities than the webhost
bc the web is behind cloudflare and ill be fucked if im paying for cloudflare's tunneling service
ill also be fucked if i turn off cloudflare just as a convenience
fallen oracle
Ahh
merry talon
I don't understand what your issue is after reading it several times lol
@cosmic raft that doesn't go to iphones apparently
cosmic raft
lol
old badge
bruh
cloud imp
limber knotBOT
Hi
wtf how do these mumble rap kids have 60mil+ views
especially when every top comment is a massive roast
Hi guys
Can you hear me?
Paper Sucks. Use Sponge Instead.
jagged egret
Hey anyone know why Ubuntu 19.04 gets stuck with a blinking cursor on every TTY screen except F7, which has the number of blocks on a partition? I can access a root command line through recovery mode but I'm not sure what to do
fallen oracle
@void void I have food pics for you
limber knotBOT
^-^ you are fat
D:
how will I ever recover
Post naked pictures?
man, negging again Vertanzil ?
what year is this
Hey you are the one with pink hair
because dudes with fabulous glittery pink hair is reminiscent of the early 00s?
btw I still have glitter trapped in my beard
it's great
I mean its pretty much asking for it, I dont think i knew anyone in the early 00s with pink glittery hair
vestal jasper
@cloud imp its a webhook
limber knotBOT
wtf are you even saying
vestal jasper
You cant ping webhooks
void void
whats the size of sdb lmao
vestal jasper
sudo rm -rf /
ancient bolt
500GB
void void
have fun with that
golden gust
pv is nice because progress bars
ancient bolt
can considerably slow down the process though
since you're guaranteed to be utilizing the memory bus, with dd or cat by itself the kernel can usually optimize that out and never touch system memory
limber knotBOT
the only but cat uses is a short one
s/but/bus
Correction, <^-^> the only bus cat uses is a short one
golden gust
It's funny coz it's true
void void
do yall ever go to click a yt video and right as you're clicking a link pops up right where you boutta click
im fully convinced yt does it on purpose
at the ends of videos
ancient bolt
dd is doing ~100MB/s atm
iotop doesn't do a good job for per-drive stats though
so basically 1.5 hours for the whole drive
vestal jasper
You want to emulate them
limber knotBOT
I'd rather be dead several times over
limber knotBOT
hey simple squinting actually helps in focusing vision
void void
i guess you could say
limber knotBOT
also clearly you've never seen the this is your brain on drugs video
limber knotBOT
(^-^) This Is Your Brain...This Is Your Brain On Drugs - 80s Partnership For A Drug Free America - length 31s - 2,963 likes, 121 dislikes (96.1%) - 322,652 views - Anthony Kalamut on 2010.03.22
vivid agate
Hi
Is someone using a mercenary plugin? So that players can give a reward for the player’s head 😛
empty ingot
worn ember
Why is work so much work :(
quasi valley
Yeah work is a scam
woven otter
you can't mention work here 😠
woven otter
wake up magma
zealous knot
fallen jungle
Blurry, too big, wrong offset... It even says "You sent a gift". I definitely have not sent a gif
zealous knot
well at least somebody finally picked that up lmao
I'm pretty sure it was meant to look this retarded
also this would also mean absolutely nothing to all of the IRC nerds here
just a link
worn ember
You don't match my theme
vestal jasper
Begone heretic
worn ember
vestal jasper
Dad?
vestal jasper
Need to sleep too. Gotta be up in 8 hours.
worn ember
Yikes
vestal jasper
Prob gonna get 5 hours of sleepp
🤠 still not used to having a schedule. My body completely disagrees with the concept.
worn ember
Oh I feel you
worn ember
Stfu Kenny no one loves you
quasi valley
:(
vestal jasper
Oof
worn ember
:)
quasi valley
But what if I love myself?
vestal jasper
Btw ken gl with mixins theyre a bitch to debug.
worn ember
Well that's pretty gay
vestal jasper
Some methods will crash the server if you override them with mixins and for no reason. Verbose log says "loading mixin X" and then server full stops
quasi valley
I spent half an hour trying to change a constructor and it turned out that didn’t even give me anything
And had like 4 different errors I had to overcome to just have it start
vestal jasper
If you're not retarded, unlike me, you'll have an easier time. Or have asm experience.
Java asm*
quasi valley
Luckily someone told me how to get the identifiers with an asm ij plugin, that was the first thing I struggled with 
vestal jasper
Changing constructors is something I've not attempted to do tbh. My goal is mainly to patch mechanics. Such as disabling infinite water pools.
quasi valley
Like some fail saves that actually don’t save anything but just throw client errors because someone used a Double.MIN_NORMAL instead of MIN_VALUE 
vestal jasper
I have a plugin that modifies loot table behaviour too since sponge lacks proper loot table APIs rn
worn ember
Imagine developing for a broken game
vestal jasper
Sponge is interesting
I hate working with pre flattening but every other aspect is so much nicer.
vestal jasper
Mfw
worn ember
I should give sponge another try
I attempted it a year ago but my java was questionable at best lol
vestal jasper
It was annoying to dive into tbh. But once I got used to its design it got a lot better.
Too used to bukkit's hand holding 
quasi valley
Bukkit doesn’t even have arms
worn ember
I got the same issue with forge
vestal jasper
Lol
worn ember
Very nice if you can use it. But a simple mortal like me can't comprehend it
vestal jasper
My cat keeps booping my hand
quasi valley
boop it back
vestal jasper
Booped him
woven otter
boop the cat
quasi valley
You need to assert dominance
quasi valley
Or both
worn ember
That'd be fun to watch
quasi valley
👀
vestal jasper
Good has been given
woven otter
ok boomer
limber knotBOT
how old is the boomer gen again?
quasi valley
About your age
limber knotBOT
oh cool
woven otter
^
limber knotBOT
now get the fuck off of my e-lawn
quasi valley
make me
woven otter
boomers have no power here
vestal jasper
Boomers so old they dont even know how old they are
limber knotBOT
I'll increase tuition costs again if you keep that shit up
vestal jasper
^-^
limber knotBOT
imagine a thanos snap but it only affects idiots
I'd be the only one left
so u thanos?
if only
10ft purple chad with big dick energy
instead I gotta be a 6ft white chad with big dick energy
tender meteor
limber knotBOT
oh wow I didn't know duck had a youtube channel https://youtu.be/AqQQMM9uiWM
(^-^) How to Ollie a CRX - length 59s - 5,509 likes, 552 dislikes (90.9%) - 547,906 views - Walnut Pancakes on 2017.10.03
vestal jasper
Lol
merry talon
someone stop me from buying this
limber knotBOT
I don't get what
merry talon
the joke
limber knotBOT
ok so let's analyze the joke
there's a few layers to it, like an ogre
first layer, no name
it's a stupid thing to say
branding doesn't exist exclusively for flexing rights, that's the mentality of a child
it's clearly a diss on people who wear basically billboards but no name brands are also not beholden to any quality standards so they're functionally shitty a lot if not most of the time
second layer, the description
merry talon
ok you definitely don't get it
limber knotBOT
haha so ironic, thanks for playing
third, the color
that's a joke in of itself
probably the best joke of them all
merry talon
there is no other possible color this could have been
if you understand it
that would be ludicrous
but also it would be pretty funny
limber knotBOT
if I see you walking around in the street wearing that I'll start writing on you because you're clearly LARPing as a post-it note
merry talon
ok thanks, I'm buying it
limber knotBOT
Aussie jokes
merry talon
I will
limber knotBOT
hell you should wear that exclusively
limber knotBOT
try to find matching pants, boxers and shoes
maybe you could also paint yourself bright yellow
it would save me a lot of time if people dressed as dum as they were
quasi valley
But that’d mean he’s bright
limber knotBOT
you can wear it too kenny
merry talon
I would have to clearly label myself if I did that
which would probably be some kind of trademark violation
quasi valley
I usually don’t wear too colorful clothes 😂😂
vestal jasper
You're wearing ground camo
limber knotBOT
oh cool which school shooter did you dress up as for halloween?
vestal jasper
I can't even see where your feet end and the floor begins!
limber knotBOT
right, scruffy was the aussie
quasi valley
I drew a beard with a black pen and went as magma
limber knotBOT
lol you wish you could look this good
tough estuary
peak finch
anyone wanna help me out and build a server? we have about 5 peaople working on it, dm me if you want op and help us build
limber knotBOT
lol
void void
XD
peak finch
shut up BOt
limber knotBOT
it's 2019, mate. bot-shaming is really rude...
void void
Did everyone knows which is the most played MC Version?
limber knotBOT
nobody knows, mojang removed the tracking from the client
void void
Did mojang published old stats?
limber knotBOT
they published it a couple years ago, yeah
not sure if it included java versions though
if you want to know which modern version has the most servers (that have metrics enabled) then take a look at https://bstats.org/global/bukkit
CatServer, lol