#general

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cosmic raft
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lmao

worn ember
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sounds like a good deal

strange linden
limber knotBOT
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hi

strange linden
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._.

dark ruin
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hallo

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may someone please help me with setting up my server?

worn ember
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no

dark ruin
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please

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i have no idea why its not working

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can you use hamachi on these servers?

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because i can join but my friends cannot

worn ember
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you gotta port forward

dark ruin
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you HAVE to though

worn ember
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i dont have to do anything tho

dark ruin
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how tf doesnt hamachi work thats wack

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k thx

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grammar nazi

worn ember
strange linden
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🙃

worn ember
strange linden
worn ember
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tells him what to do
gets triggered
ok then

strange linden
worn ember
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👀

strange linden
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:3

cosmic raft
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hmm

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considering getting a haircut

upper flicker
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consider tacos after

cosmic raft
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idk how to get a haircut anymore it's been so long

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I don't want to look dumb after

worn ember
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you always do 😉

upper flicker
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Cant look any worse than darkeye

worn ember
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oy

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im hot

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face it

cosmic raft
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but really, what kind of hair style is good these days

strange linden
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:3

upper flicker
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that sounds more like a question for the barber

cosmic raft
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I'm asking here!

worn ember
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bald

cosmic raft
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that's not bas

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bad*

proud lance
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it depends on your looks

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slapping on a hairstyle that doesn't suit you, but looks good on someone else is a bad idea

cosmic raft
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yeah see

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this is why I stopped cutting my hair short

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I dunno what would go good on me

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:/

worn ember
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hmm

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either go full retard or nothing at all

cosmic raft
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what does that mean

worn ember
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idk lol

cosmic raft
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rip

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you're useless with this, @worn ember

worn ember
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how am i gonna decide what haircut you should get lol

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im too drunk for this conversation anyway

cosmic raft
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you're not, I was asking what styles are nice these days

worn ember
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uhh

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does it look like i know anything about the outside world xD

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i dont know

woven otter
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Get a life

void void
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what u fux talking about

cosmic raft
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bye long hair

void void
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did you just tie it up and then snip

dusk drift
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I LOVE how u tied it up

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then just snip

void void
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oh kashike

cosmic raft
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no

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the hair stylist did

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and then cut the rest normally

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he got rid of the bulk of it

void void
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how short is your hair now

cosmic raft
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only $87.57 too, not bad at all

void void
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excuse me

cosmic raft
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hm?

void void
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for a fucking haircut?

cosmic raft
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yes :)

void void
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what the fuck?

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that's ~66US. still way too expensive

cosmic raft
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keep in mind I was there for basically an hour getting hair cut

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plus I have a tip to him for a good job

void void
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i max at 30 for haircuts, and that is also usually an hour

cosmic raft
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gave*

void void
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  • 5 tip
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so 35

cosmic raft
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I tipped 10

void void
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plus i get my hair washed, moisturizer, and a back massage

upper flicker
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I think it cost me like $16 last time

void void
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for 35 (incl tip)

upper flicker
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you all go to some fancy barbers

cosmic raft
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no, just a normal salon

void void
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i gotta start going to a reg barber bc it would be cheaper, i go to a men's salon rn

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however i like the back massage

cosmic raft
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back massage? yes please

void void
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also heated face towel while they wash your hair

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🆗

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yeah but you paid $66 US for a haircut, without a back massage included. shame

cosmic raft
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with a tip though

void void
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so haircut was 77 cad

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87 w tip

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that's still nearly $60 us

upper flicker
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youre just upset he gets a fancier haircut

void void
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he literally got his hair bundled up and katana sliced, and then cleaned up with a trimmer

upper flicker
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dude you know you'd pay extra for a katana slice

void void
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ok maybe

upper flicker
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dont play games

glad latch
cosmic raft
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no, the bundle snip took a minute, the other 58 minutes was cutting the rest basically

true canyon
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That's a lot of minutes.

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I don't think I've had a haircut longer than 15 minutes in quite some time.

cosmic raft
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keep in mind my hair was growth since 2013/2014

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so it was a lot

golden gust
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Jackie Chan - Whip My Hair - length 1m 37s - 7 likes, 2 dislikes (77.8%) - 1,277 views - Dominic Domingo on 2014.03.02

void void
cosmic raft
void void
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That is giving me some excitations

golden gust
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Oh god

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The tip of the tip

cosmic raft
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kek

golden gust
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God, pretty sure that I feel less tired now then I did when I first tried going to sleep \o/

void void
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usually my sign that i need to sleep is when my eyes start hurting

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last night my eyes started hurting

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and i drowned them in visine

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and kept gaming

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like a true gamer

cosmic raft
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lol

void void
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did i ever tell u guys about the first time i went to PH and when I came home and got to LAX after I told customs I didn't import anything to the country I opened my suitcase and a giant roach from the Philippines came out and ran away from me into LA

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I never told customs

pulsar wigeon
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"...and that's how the invasive species of roach wiped out the carefully balanced ecosystem of north america in the early 2000s"

  • history books in 2100, probably
void void
stoic valve
oblique dragon
ebon leaf
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hi

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who can help me please

quasi valley
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noone, if there's noone actually knowing what you need doubt

heady spear
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Hi babes

woven otter
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Hello city

heady spear
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bye nerd

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I don't talk to tabled people

woven otter
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that's just because ur jelly that I have a table

heady spear
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I don't need a table because I have a pp

chrome sedge
woven otter
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but that's not a table is it

limber knotBOT
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heh pp

lucid bough
void void
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ewww pp

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🤢

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imagine the smell

lament epoch
fossil rivet
jaunty minnow
glad patio
void void
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why the fucc every1 quiet

left swift
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Cuz ur here

void void
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bitch

left swift
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I'm sorry

heady spear
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I am tired and I have a fever someone come take care of me

worn ember
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ew

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idont wanna catch the gay

worn ember
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can someone delete that man spitting on my screen every second?

worn ember
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tnx ;D

green burrow
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hello

limber knotBOT
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hi

woven otter
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bye

void void
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hi

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f

worn ember
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@astral bear nginx. You can also redirect using PHP/Node etc if you dont want to deal with nginx

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but nginx is by far the best solution

cosmic raft
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I wish I had friends to do stuff with

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it's boring here

worn ember
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where you at?

cosmic raft
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as in where in the world, or

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@worn ember

worn ember
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as in "here"

cosmic raft
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on the bus

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but by here I mean where I live

quasi valley
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I have lots of people here, but that doesn't mean that I want to go out with lots of them aaaa_helpme

worn ember
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lol i have a lot of friends in college but they never invite me to parties feelsSadMan

quasi valley
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I don't see the fun in playing drinking games all the time

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which is kind of what most students do

worn ember
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yeah i dont either, and i also dont have the funds to support that lifestyle xD

cosmic raft
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I have one friend that I ever do anything with

worn ember
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i prefer doing stuff with people on the internet hah

cosmic raft
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and I'm at the mall now

limber knotBOT
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flicks kashike nipples

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o.o

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^->

woven otter
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.lart Vertanzil

limber knotBOT
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casts Vertanzil into the fires of Mt. Doom.

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.lart

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.lart xD

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puts 'alias vim=emacs' in Vertanzil's /etc/profile.

woven otter
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.lart Vertanzil

limber knotBOT
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uninstalls every web browser from Vertanzil's system.

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HOT

left swift
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Larp

steel leaf
heady spear
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I want snakes in minecraft

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that'd be awesome

limber knotBOT
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(Vertanzil) Family Guy - Bring Out The Snakes! - length 4s - 488 likes, 8 dislikes (98.4%) - 49,036 views - Flame Storm on 2016.10.05

unreal quarry
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I can imagine Mojang making snakes... Would be horrible. Like, just a long blocky thing that grows when it eats apples and berries

limber knotBOT
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Snake

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Probally play it on a nokia as well

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(Vertanzil) My New Favourite Mod! (Better than Chisel & Bits?!) - length 10m 25s - 13,541 likes, 123 dislikes (99.1%) - 244,684 views - SmallishBeans on 2019.11.21

unreal quarry
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If only that can be done on a paper server

limber knotBOT
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shame it uses forge but its still cool

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ur mum uses forge

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ur mum is a forge everyone has a go and show blows men for fun.

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ur a product of forge, ur existence is a glitch in reality

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s/ur/you are

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Correction, <^-^> you are a product of forge, you are existence is a glitch in reality

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Godam it cafebabe really

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don't blame cafebabe for your own retardedness

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humps ^-^

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that's sexual harassment

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I'll see you in court

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DO IT

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Il hump the judge in the face.

unreal quarry
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It's not rape if you yell surprise

limber knotBOT
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^^ sound advise

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it's not rape if it's a surprise mechanic

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s/advise/advice

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Correction, <Vertanzil> ^^ sound advice

heady spear
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Guys so I just found out about stuck porn

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it's super weird

limber knotBOT
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oh so you are 13

heady spear
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I'm a child of God and so I am very ignorant when it comes to pornographic material

limber knotBOT
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yeah, 13

heady spear
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12, actually

limber knotBOT
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altar boy

heady spear
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what if I'm a girl

limber knotBOT
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lol

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there are no girls on the internet

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I mean you should see some of the sickshit out there

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s/should/shouldn't

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Correction, <Vertanzil> I mean you shouldn't see some of the sickshit out there

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theres porn for everyone even ^-^ (Bearded lady porn)

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oof

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is it just me or is it getting hot in here

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TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF

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it was never on

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WOO SLUT

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just wait until weeb finds out about missionary position strictly for procreation purposes

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that's that degenerate shit right there

heady spear
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ok but I think we should censor all genetalia

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japan style

limber knotBOT
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yeah, irl

heady spear
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Sex is only okay if it's between a man and his wife

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Or a man and his buddy

woven otter
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we should censor all messages from city

limber knotBOT
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mfw weeb says women are property on discord

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MY WIFE

heady spear
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Yes?

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Women are property

limber knotBOT
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wow such a cispig

heady spear
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what does cis have to do with that

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do you even know what cisgendered people are

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ur ignorant

woven otter
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who has collected the most genders

limber knotBOT
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loot at the patriarchy mansplaining to me what cisgendered means

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s/loot/look

heady spear
limber knotBOT
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Correction, <^-^> look at the patriarchy mansplaining to me what cisgendered means

heady spear
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Y'all need more bible in ur lives

limber knotBOT
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man I should make a midwestern mother twitter account

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Just a mom who loves Jesus and hates birth control

heady spear
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A woman's duty in life is to have children and then to take care of those children

limber knotBOT
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I bet if she got raped she wouldnt be hating on birth control

heady spear
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I love Jaclyn Glenn, she's my favorite atheist youtuber

limber knotBOT
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or abortion

heady spear
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it's a troll account but ok

limber knotBOT
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I have a fun story

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so

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I'm in a master's degree where most students in there had to study feminism during their bachelor's degree

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there's 2 guys and 15 gals in it

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only 1 guy showed up for when we elected the person who'd represent the class

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the guy got the role

void void
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lol

limber knotBOT
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10/10 for those feminist studies graduates

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glad to see they learned important lessons

heady spear
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Women should stay out of academia and education

limber knotBOT
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also it's made worse by the fact that I didn't show up on purpose so I would not be a viable candidate for the election

heady spear
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They should be taking care of the homes for their husbands

limber knotBOT
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so it was 1 guy and 15 girls

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it's also fun hearing them complain about how men have privileged positions in academia when there's next to no men in the department whatsoever

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I had 4 male professors and 3 of them got fired during my studies, the last one is probably on his last semester here as well

heady spear
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I've mostly heard the argument that more men hold tenured positions

limber knotBOT
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there are no men in tenured positions in my department

heady spear
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I don't know if that's true though. It differs a lot from institution to institution, and also between department to department

limber knotBOT
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actually hang on there may be one but I have not seen him this year lol

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wonder if he's still around

heady spear
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My uni has a very equal split between men and women. At least as lecturers

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The women tend to have higher roles within the research teams tho

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In mathematics, physics, chemistry women staff are relatively overrepresented, even more so in the social sciences

void void
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inb4 he ded

heady spear
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so idk, it seems to be a very Anglocentric problem tbh

limber knotBOT
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I was in physics

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no women

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same in comp sci

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there's way more in chem

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iirc there's next to no women in mathematics here

heady spear
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The lead researcher for my uni's biggest research project is a woman named Ellen

void void
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Ellen DeGeneres

heady spear
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Most of the computer science professors are women

void void
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take aim

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fire.

limber knotBOT
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more like Ellen Degenerate

void void
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^

wide chasm
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In my CS there are about 30% female students I'd say and 20% female professors.

limber knotBOT
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most comp sci profs are women?

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nani

heady spear
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My theory of computation professor was a postdoc was IBM and has taught theoretical physics at several unis. She's dope as fuck

void void
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i've only had men profs, period

limber knotBOT
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YOLO

void void
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might have a women next sem for the first time

limber knotBOT
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yeah our splits here are sort of ridiculous

heady spear
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My first math professor was female too

limber knotBOT
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there's no real reason for them either tbh

heady spear
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But this is Sweden tbf

limber knotBOT
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I honestly don't know why the physics dpt literally attracts 0 women

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or why comp sci is similar

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or why no men go into literature, seemingly

heady spear
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That sucks 🤷

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Must be a cultural thing tbh

limber knotBOT
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I scarcely see how

heady spear
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ur women r just not good at math

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doesn't matter tho u don't need a lot of math to do cooking and cleaning

limber knotBOT
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wow sexist much

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I mean in high school the grades were very decently spread across guys and girls

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it's not like they can't qualify

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Gotta do that math to get the water to soap ratio just right

heady spear
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Most unis in Sweden have the same proportions of men to women. Gender is not shown on our applications, so there's no bias (and no quotas)

limber knotBOT
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besides the grades needed to get into math are basically just pass high school

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no one wants to go into it

heady spear
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We have a lot of women in academia, and a lot of them are in the sciences

limber knotBOT
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here we almost universally do public unis

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(Vertanzil) Mike :D - Fuck Math - length 3m 2s - 86 likes, 1 dislike (98.9%) - 1,447 views - Mike :D on 2018.05.05

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they can't play favorites with genders, they just fill the slots based on entry grades

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till they run out

heady spear
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If the proportions are the way they are because women in your country don't go into the disciplines, how is that not cultural?

limber knotBOT
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I meant to say that I can't point to a specific thing that makes me go "oh yeah women don't go into comp sci because..."

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same for literature

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I mean hell most of our greatest authors historically speaking were men but guys don't care to even try to get into a related field

heady spear
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The authors were mostly men because women wouldn't get published

limber knotBOT
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the authors were whoever wrote something because real talk their works were shit and we just don't have many authors in the first place

void void
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respak wamens

limber knotBOT
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it's like being the best bowler in a town of 100 people

heady spear
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that's why women like Charlotte Brontë had to publish under aliases

limber knotBOT
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but what I'm saying is that culturally you'd expect that we'd have a strong culture of male authors in training

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nope

heady spear
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No one would take her seriously when she wrote as a woman. When she wrote Jane Eyre, she did it as Currer Bell.

cosmic raft
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kek @void void is gonna shoot me

limber knotBOT
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can't blame them though, I don't really know of anyone who actually likes the books they wrote

heady spear
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Jane Eyre, by the way, is a great fucking book

void void
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why

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also, i am the wamen respakter 6000 mark 2, the ultimate respekker of wamens

cosmic raft
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$87.57 yesterday for a haircut

heady spear
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But women have historically been discriminated against in literature 🤷

cosmic raft
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$62.50 today for a shave

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kek

void void
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what?

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FOR A SHAVE?

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KASH

cosmic raft
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😂

void void
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YOU CAN SHAVE YOURSELF

limber knotBOT
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did you use diamonds for those trims kash?

void void
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no no no no no magma no

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this boy

limber knotBOT
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did they plate your hair follicles with gold?

cosmic raft
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straight razor shave :)

void void
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went to the barber

heady spear
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that's what my sister charges for a shave too 🤷

cosmic raft
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barber shop

void void
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and the barber tied his hair up

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and katana sliced it

limber knotBOT
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brb painting my hair pink

void void
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then trimmed it down

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and this boy paid $87

limber knotBOT
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and you'll never get the pics unless someone paypals me $5 for my pink beard

heady spear
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these r normal prices tbh

void void
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no

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they r not

cosmic raft
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yes they are

heady spear
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They are tho? lmao

void void
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i get full 1 hr haircut w/ hair wash, face and back massage for 30, 35-40 after tip

heady spear
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I pay $60 for my haircuts and they're roughly monthly, so it's a just a trim lol

void void
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jesus fuck, u people are rich

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fancy ass haircut salons n shet

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getting shaved

cosmic raft
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:)

heady spear
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My sister charges $95 for a basic male haircut

limber knotBOT
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gives ^-^ $10 to do the pubic hair as well.

heady spear
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$150 for women

void void
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i know women pay hella 2 much

wide chasm
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People tip their barber?

heady spear
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I've never tipped anyone

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or nevermind, I tipped people in Spain

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but not in Sweden lel

cosmic raft
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we like getting good haircuts and shaves, not ones from people like Vertanzil on the side of the street

heady spear
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my hair matters to me I'm not gonna go look like a hobo just to save some money

wide chasm
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My haircut costs 20.60 EUR and I find that expensive already tbh.

limber knotBOT
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DYE YOUR PUBES $10 ANY COLOUR

woven otter
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magma I'll pay you $0.05 for pink beard

heady spear
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$10 doesn't even cover the cost of the dye

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be realistic

void void
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the base haircut at the place i go is like 18 USD, if I add the hair washing and back massage part then it's 30

wide chasm
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Why do you need a back massage though

limber knotBOT
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it only costs me £7 here

void void
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i dont need one

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but i am a god

limber knotBOT
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s/back massage/Happy Ending

void void
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and for 12 extra usd

limber knotBOT
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Correction, <DiscordBot> <11s​te​fv​an​sc​hi​e> Why do you need a Happy Ending though

void void
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i will get a fucking back massage

heady spear
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ew imagine having to touch simple

wide chasm
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The hair washing part is putting my head under a running tap for five seconds at home, saves money.

void void
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well, they kinda also massage ur scalp

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is gud

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v nice

woven otter
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do they massage other places too

heady spear
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then you get shampoo in your ears and over half of your face

cosmic raft
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if I wanted that I'd pay for a proper massage

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lol

wide chasm
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When I go to the barber I want to get out as quick as possible, I ain't spending money to stay there longer tbh.

void void
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kash ur already paying 80+ for your haircut

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you dont get the luxury of adding a massage anyway

heady spear
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a $12 massage can't be good

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that's what those chairs at the mall cost for like 10 minutes lmao

void void
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iz aight

cosmic raft
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you'd cry if you saw how much I pay for clothes then

void void
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yeah i would, dont tell me

wide chasm
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Those chairs in the mall cost like 5 EUR here

heady spear
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kash he's straight, broke and dumb.

void void
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i shop at lowend dept stores for clothes

heady spear
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men are kinda gross tbh

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in general

woven otter
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u r too

heady spear
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y'all don't take care of yourselves

wide chasm
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I sometimes take a shower, good enough for me.

woven otter
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,

wide chasm
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Well, I guess I shave and sometimes get some hair removed because it's getting too long.

heady spear
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you should have all of you removed

cosmic raft
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or here simple

wide chasm
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I'll ask the barber next time City

cosmic raft
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how much so you think I've spent for donairs

heady spear
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I can cut you for free

cosmic raft
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since August

wide chasm
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Alright, but you come to me City, I ain't going to Sweden.

void void
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ill tell you if you tell me what the fuck a donair is

wide chasm
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Sounds like donated hair

heady spear
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stef u were dutch right

wide chasm
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I still am.

void void
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looks like a burrito

heady spear
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I don't believe that

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I don't wanna go to your basement of a country

void void
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ima say like 600 on donairs bc u love burritos that arent called burritos @cosmic raft

heady spear
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y'all can't even keep your shit above sea level lmao

void void
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they can tho

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theyre good @ dat

cosmic raft
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good guess

wide chasm
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You don't need to keep stuff above sea level if the sea can't get you below sea level

void void
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jesus fuck kashike

cosmic raft
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:))

heady spear
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kash should take me there on our first date

void void
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ok im gonna play steam now, cant waste time looking @ rich ppl bank accounts

cosmic raft
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ok city

void void
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gotta keep my head in the game

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bitch fuk u

wide chasm
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Get three jobs

heady spear
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if u don't have a side hustle then r u even trying

void void
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srry i dont live in a big house w/ a maid while going to uni for near free

wide chasm
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"near free"
City is typing

heady spear
#

Well that's what you get for not being born in the right country

void void
#

damn, my bad :(

woven otter
#

u suk

heady spear
#

I wish I lived in a big house. I live in a tiny studio apartment that's like super fucking expensive

#

only good thing about it is that it's across the street from the engineering department lmao

#

if you have time to play games on steam then you have time for a side hustle. Go make that money, gurl

wide chasm
#

Yes, work 24/7

heady spear
#

honestly if you work with something you enjoy it barely feels like work

woven otter
#

work 48/7 and maybe you'll have enough money at some point

heady spear
#

Just get a super amazing job bro

wide chasm
#

Tbh I quite enjoy my free time

heady spear
#

that's why u r poor

#

and can't afford proper haircuts

wide chasm
#

Not even sure if I wanna get a 40 hour job in the future tbh

woven otter
#

imagine working for a living tbh

heady spear
#

lmao ok

#

Tbh, it's very possible to attend uni, have a job and still have free time. You just gotta like, idk, know basic time management 😄

cosmic raft
#

@golden gust this is playing in the mall right now

#

:D

golden gust
#

Yas

wide chasm
#

I have a job, attend uni and have free time, I just enjoy free time so much that I kinda want more

cosmic raft
#

I work M-F, 40 hours per week at least

heady spear
#

I do uni for 60h a week, work for 20h a week and I still spend way too much time on the internet

#

fuck I've watched like 20 tik-tok compilations this week lmao

dusk drift
worn ember
#

why not?

limber knotBOT
#

gotta get your slaves / interns some how.

green edge
#

does anybody here know where i could advertise a program that matches regex against 2 million site front-pages for IOT's?

limber knotBOT
#

there is one website its rather well known and its called Github

quasi valley
#

sounds irrelevant

green edge
#

i know it's irrelevant, but i've searched for 2 hours for some community related to it

#

and i found none

quasi valley
#

no I wasnt not referring to you, no worries 😂

heady spear
#

^it's a great thing

#

Slavery and human trafficking is a huge (worldwide) issue, which is fucking insane considering it's 2019

dusk drift
#

Does literally any other company have this?

wide chasm
#

I've seen others with something like this, yes.

green edge
#

the trick to solving most of the world's issues without bothering to solve each one at a time is by providing good education and welfare programs

#

the reason we have modern slavery is because people in some areas are so poor they are easy to trick into selling their organs or bodies

#

no law is going to stop modern slavery or sex trafficking

heady spear
#

Loads of companies do

green edge
#

welfare programs & education can stop it by simply removing the reasons people accepted such treatment in the first place

cosmic raft
#

hm, jackets are expensive

heady spear
#

H&M have signed their statements in both the US and the UK

#

good for them

#

All of H&M's board of directors are Swedish

limber knotBOT
#

I think its fair to say russian, china india etc anything goes.

heady spear
#

I thought they sold out to the US

green edge
#

well, the fact is that it's becoming less of a problem each day

#

africa is already modernising at an amazing rate

heady spear
#

It's not just sex trafficiking. Loads of the gulf countries have what are essentially slaves from the stans

green edge
#

if we word it like that, we are all slaves to our employers

heady spear
#

they have migrant workers that they then refuse to pay, and they have them living in horrible conditions

green edge
#

there were times in history employees were asked to vote with X "or the company goes bankrupt and you don't eat"

heady spear
#

There was also the scandal with Russia hosting the olympics, where they had slave workers

green edge
#

so sadly that's how the world works. People are manipulated 24/7, so we can also say they are slaves of fake news and social media

heady spear
#

There's a huge difference between you spending too much time on Instagram, and people being forced to work for free

#

This entire conversation got very dumb real quick and I am going to bed.

cosmic raft
#

cant even fucking try some of these jackets on properly because of anti-theft wires going through the sleeves

green edge
#

get a magnet kash

#

and pop the anti-theft tags

#

as for the wires, find out how they function

cosmic raft
#

sport chek

#

that's what I wanted to try

glad chasm
#

Hey

#

Has anyone tested out 1.15 server performance?

#

Im wondering if it's any better then 1.14.4

limber knotBOT
#

how would you be able to test it without a build of paper?

heady spear
#

They might be talking about the vanilla server

cosmic gorge
#

My beard and hair are pink rn

cosmic raft
#

oh?

woven otter
#

proof or gtfo

limber knotBOT
#

I gave you $10 you better did the pubes Mr

cosmic gorge
#

Lol pic is too large can't share

void void
#

fuckin noob

opal zinc
quasi valley
#

yeah go and hide yourself and your fake beard

cosmic gorge
#

Huff my shorts haters

void void
#

disgusting

limber knotBOT
#

Whore.

void void
#

you didnt even get it properly pink, there's still brown seeping through that disgusting pink

cosmic gorge
#

Haters hate us because they anus

void void
#

is that a gay joke u piece of shit?

cosmic gorge
#

I get to make gay jokes because of pink hair and beard priviledge

#

Check your priviledge shitlord

slender beacon
quasi valley
void void
#

just unironically watched a casey neistat vlog

woven otter
#

ur beard is even more disgusting now

cosmic gorge
#

Look at all this jealously

#

Bitch I'm fabulous

woven otter
#

bitch ur a bitch

golden gust
#

^

potent warren
#

o o f

cosmic gorge
#

My feels :(

#

@golden gust stop bullying me and start defending me ur a mod

void void
#

fuck ur feels

golden gust
#

^

#

ye

#

fuk ur fefes

void void
#

ill fuk ur fefes, @golden gust

vestal jasper
#

@cosmic gorge

woven otter
#

yes fuk u magma

void void
#

no no fuk magma fuk electroniccat

#

s e x u a l l y

woven otter
#

fuk u too

void void
#

s e x u a l l y?

woven otter
#

that's a job for city

void void
#

gross

silk helm
cosmic gorge
#

So much harassment

#

None of you guys are ok

#

Show up on irc tomorrow

limber knotBOT
#

humps magmaguy

worn ember
#

imagine using IRC

#

1990 called they want their clients back

cosmic raft
#

@cosmic gorge did you actually dye it pink?

woven otter
#

irc sucks magma. like u

limber knotBOT
#

kashike

#

yes I just don't know if it is faked or not

void void
#

it looks real, real shitty

cosmic gorge
#

Imagine being so good looking people think it's photoshop

#

It's real

limber knotBOT
#

Fixed

void void
#

thats red dumb fuck

#

fix it

limber knotBOT
#

Eat my ass

void void
#

only after you fix it

quasi valley
#

And it’s not even a nice red

#

Just an abomination of red and pink

limber knotBOT
void void
#

mfw not even phucking fixed

limber knotBOT
#

Blow me idc

quasi valley
#

Isn’t that the same exact pic? 😂

limber knotBOT
#

Nope

quasi valley
#

Looks like you did a bad job then

#

not sure what I expect to change but I’m disgusted every time i see the giant emojis

#

Im starting to think irc is actually less disgusting than discord

void void
#

when my nitro runs out

#

ill be back 2 irc i think

woven otter
worn ember
cosmic raft
#

wheee

#

food time

#

hello

void void
#

im eating jalapeno poppers

worn ember
#

wow ya'll just gonna ignore my 10 minutes i spent on that? rude

void void
#

it needs to be pink you fuck

#

get back into your workshop and fix it

#

otherwise fuck off

worn ember
#

but its already pink lul

cosmic raft
#

lol

void void
#

no its not, it's like shit with hints of pink

worn ember
void void
#

new emoji

worn ember
#

kek

#

guess photoshop classes were good for something after all

desert cloak
cosmic raft
#

yum

void void
#

that looks good af

worn ember
#

i wanna push it of the table

cosmic gorge
#

imagine being so popular people waste hours photoshopping your face different colors

void void
#

imagine being such a noob at hairdye that people have to spend valuable hours to fix your face to make it at least someone bearable to witness magma

#

somewhat*

woven otter
#

imagine trying to fix magmas looks

cosmic gorge
#

look I know you can't imagine being as popular as I am simple but at least try to for a minute

limber knotBOT
#

anyway I won the bet

void void
#

hey magma can i print your picture out and scare children with it

limber knotBOT
#

psst hey kids you'll never look as magnificent as he does

#

that's just inhumane mikro

void void
#

:^)

#

ye damnit people would be actually scarred, what were i thinking

#

just watched the first disney cartoon, steamboat willie

#

and it ended with micky committing murder

#

daisy's skirt was pulled up and she got dragged around with a hook by her panties

#

and

#

other weird shit

#

watch now to find out!

#

daisy?

worn ember
#

"hours"

void void
#

it's minnie, no?

worn ember
#

more like 10 minutes lol

void void
#

oh whatever her name is

worn ember
#

"steamboat willie" sounds like a bad porn

void void
#

may as well be

worn ember
#

i just watched the first 3 episodes of The Mandolorian

#

really like it so far

void void
#

adobe wont let me cancel my plan, my card expired so they cant charge me (and i dont want them to)

#

but i tried to cancel and they're like "update ur card first :-)"

#

i know what they're planning

worn ember
#

lul

#

"no u"

void void
#

oh yeah fine print says "updating payment info means we will collect the current billing period's charges"

#

hahaha fuck you adobe

vestal jasper
#

If you cancel early they fee you and make you pay the rest of your contract iirc

void void
#

yeah thought so

#

but they cant get my ass cuz the cards expired

worn ember
#

and this is why i only crack adobe products

void void
#

ima pull gdpr and be like "delete my acct or i sue"

vestal jasper
worn ember
#

Adobe really is an asshole company

vestal jasper
#

Yeah

cosmic raft
#

I could Jill @void void with a single image

#

kill*

void void
#

what

cosmic raft
#

a receipt

void void
#

what the fuck did you do

cosmic raft
#

oh nothing

void void
#

I got adobe to cancel it for me

#

After they offered me 90 days free

cosmic raft
#

I killed simple :D

limber knotBOT
#

how did you do it i need to know

cosmic raft
#

by spending money Hex

limber knotBOT
#

Hex: how are you anyways

#

i've been sick for like a week and it's a bit lame tbh

#

how about you

#

alright

#

my hair's no longer pink

#

and the world is poorer for it

woven otter
#

world feels like a better place already

limber knotBOT
#

the inside of my nose still has some ink

#

how long was it pink

#

4 hours or so

worn ember
#

wack

void void
void void
merry talon
#

scaleway won't let me change my email address or password without paying them

#

and they completely ignored my deletion request

#

sooo yeah

golden gust
#

rip

acoustic seal
#

Anyone know a client that runs 1.14.4 and can be controlled via web commands or something

#

I pmuch want a client running shaders that automatically teleports places and takes screenshots

#

unless theres a forge mod that allows running NodeJS or something

warm tapir
void void
#

^ impersonator

heady spear
#

my friend has a poodle, plz diddle my noodle

quasi valley
#

I'll put your noodle in a pot of boiling water

golden gust
#

kinky

heady spear
#

uk but the school mascot for UCSC is a yellow slug

quasi valley
#

sweden but city is its president

heady spear
#

I wish we had presidents here

#

more specifically, I wish we had Trump

quasi valley
cosmic raft
#

why the absolute fuck would you wish for that

void void
woven otter
#

he's just dum

void void
#

Hello

woven otter
#

your name is scary

void void
#

Thanks for the compliment..?

vestal jasper
#

you're welcome

void void
#

Anywho, a friend of mine named Rex gave me this server link thinking I could find help with something since they're are pro players here

quasi valley
#

there's only noobs in here, they must have lied to you

void void
#

Well, I'll just ask anyway.

Does anyone know how to convert a world to a different version, such as Windows 10 to Java edition

#

I guess nobody

limber knotBOT
#

Just load it in

#

it should convert

quasi valley
#

it's not like 1000 people are permanently lurking this channel

vestal jasper
#

you waited 2 minutes lol

limber knotBOT
#

stalks KennyTV

quasi valley
#

I think there was a tool like that, but was discontinued since something like that requires quite some effort (and because that person got bored with bedrock)

#

alright vert, just wait until I come to irc and beat you up

void void
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) How to convert Minecraft (Win 10 edition) worlds to Java edition? : Minecraft - 7 comments, 4 points - rustypennyy, 1y ago

#

not sure if bedrock worlds are compatible with java version o.O

#

okay where's vertanzil hiding

#

There is quite a bit of difference, one of which is the size of region files

#

*jumps out and humps KennyTV *

#

runs off and hides

#

okay I'm never going back here, it's scary in this place

quasi valley
#

puh

limber knotBOT
#

lol

quasi valley
#

I dont want to live in constant fear of vert

vivid agate
#

Hey cats

limber knotBOT
#

Meow

quasi valley
#

someone get the dogs please

small lotus
finite token
upper grove
grave dawn
heady spear
#

someone hire me I want more job

#

10 job

#

I can do everything

olive garden
#

I might be interested

#

I can give you an hourly rate of 50

mild raven
olive garden
#

50 HUF, but that doesn't matter, does it?

heady spear
#

ur being cheap

shell vine
#

my fuckin neighbors dog is a little yapper and yaps non stop for hours

limber knotBOT
#

Call the cops

crimson jasper
shell vine
#

is that really a thing people do

proud lance
#

yeah

#

noise complaint

limber knotBOT
#

It was a joke, lol

foggy moth
quasi valley
#

do you use a resource pack?

#

they got some format updates

foggy moth
#

no

quasi valley
#

.. then I guess mojang didn't update the vanilla textures 😂

foggy moth
quasi valley
#

lol nice

#

they actually did

dusk drift
#

1.15 looks great so far

coarse urchin
#

Lmao

#

.optimize

#

thanks fuck you too

void void
#

rood

limber knotBOT
#

humps artuto

woven otter
#

.lart Vertanzil

limber knotBOT
#

downvotes Vertanzil on Reddit.

#

~Boo

gilded relic
woven otter
#

.lart Vertanzil

limber knotBOT
#

sets Vertanzil's resolution to 800x600.

#

woo them pixels

quasi valley
#

sets it to 1x1

limber knotBOT
#

humps KennyTV

#

why does writing christmas cards suck as

young kayak
woven otter
#

why do you suck ass

limber knotBOT
#

Thats just you duck

#

Quack Whore

woven otter
#

ur a whore

limber knotBOT
#

Still a slut

#

And yet Kenny sits in the corner and watches

quasi valley
#

but can you blame me?

limber knotBOT
#

no you pervert

#

humps ^-^

worn ember
#

do discord emoji's work on IRC?

woven otter
#

ur upside down kenny

quasi valley
#

wow now you're just being upsidedownist again

#

smh

limber knotBOT
#

there's nothing worse than an australian

quasi valley
#

if I were australian I'd be double upside down

limber knotBOT
#

if I were australian I'd jump off a cliff to end it all and drift into space

pulsar wigeon
#

you could just sit around and burn alive

limber knotBOT
#

you could take your hazmat suit off and let the wildlife kill you

#

Yes, the bot translate non standard emoji to images

worn ember
#

ok thats good

cosmic raft
#

god damnit

#

I forgot my bus pass on the other bus

limber knotBOT
#

I can't wait till Google pay supports more transit options

cosmic raft
#

probably never outside the US

#

for the majority

limber knotBOT
#

I don't see why

#

It's just NFC

#

Same as stores don't specifically need to support Google pay

#

If they accept visa via NFC

#

Just need to be unblocked in software

cosmic raft
#

I mean the busses here don't use NFC/RFID, swipe cards

#

so it'd be expensive to change

limber knotBOT
#

Ah

#

Yeah we have modern stuff here already

#

But like, you don't need to swipe to enter here

#

They just go around and ask you for your ticket sometimes

#

hmm, random friend invite from a microsoft technical manager in sweden

#

I don't think I've got any of mojang on linked in...

#

Isn't that slicedlime?

#

Ah no, hes technical lead

limber knotBOT
#

Ah I see, it's a scam

#

Added them and they requested I sell my Minecraft account

quasi valley
limber knotBOT
#

Oh, he wants my cape

worn ember
#

Haha

#

Sell it for $250

quasi valley
#

scam them back

worn ember
#

Yes.

#

Scam them harder

limber knotBOT
#

I played with him a bit then when he tried to be helpful and warn me about scammers I let him know he didn't work for Microsoft and his name wasn't Andrew, it was Cesar

#

Then he deleted his account

heady spear
#

Good night babes

brazen jasper
stable sable
austere barn
ornate pike
stable sable
#

Hi where I can get PaperMC for 1.12.2? I know you stopped its support I just need a link

golden gust
#

on the downloads page, use the legacy button

stable sable
golden gust
#

Please don't ping

#

And, scroll down

stable sable
#

Got it, thank you a lot

#

So how I can use this thing? This is server just like Spigot so I have to launch it the same way as with Spigot I did?

golden gust
#

Yes

stable sable
#

There is any list of plugins written and working using PaperMC pros?

cinder bobcat
void void
#

@stable sable if they worked on spigot 1.12.2 they should work on paper 1.12.2 with the exception of plugins that use NMS and aren't smart about it

however like you already noted, 1.12.2 is no longer supported so any issues that arise you must solve yourself.

vestal jasper
#

It's a drop in replacement

swift isle
void void
#

until its not

golden gust
#

as opposed to simple, who was just dropped

quasi valley
#

And not just now, but also as a baby

void void
#

.kill @golden gust

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

void void
#

fuck you discordbot

#

.kill electroniccat

limber knotBOT
#

grabs electroniccat's head and rips it clean off their body.

coral glen
void void
#

Look at the top of your Discord window at the room topic

cosmic raft
#

welp

#

i am doing it

#

subscribing to another streaming service

#

that makes two

void void
#

what do you mean you dont have that, are you not using the official discord client?

#

@cosmic raft no

#

stop

#

ur being trapped

cosmic raft
#

being trapped?

void void
#

interesting, channel topic doesnt show in mobile

#

yes it's off topic

plucky thicket
void void
#

@cosmic raft yes, ur falling into the trap of buying all the disparate streaming services because there isn't one with aggregated content

#

it's a trap my boy

#

no

cosmic raft
#
Original $49.99
With Honey $29.99
#

for a year

#

worth it

void void
#

what streaming service is it @cosmic raft

cosmic raft
latent valve
#
[23:56:36 FATAL]: Error executing task
java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException: Index: 59, Size: 46
        at java.util.ArrayList.rangeCheck(ArrayList.java:657) ~[?:1.8.0_222]
        at java.util.ArrayList.get(ArrayList.java:433) ~[?:1.8.0_222]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.Container.getSlot(Container.java:108) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.PlayerConnection.a(PlayerConnection.java:2118) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.PacketPlayInWindowClick.a(SourceFile:33) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.PacketPlayInWindowClick.a(SourceFile:10) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.PlayerConnectionUtils.lambda$ensureMainThread$0(PlayerConnectionUtils.java:15) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at java.util.concurrent.Executors$RunnableAdapter.call(Executors.java:511) ~[?:1.8.0_222]
        at java.util.concurrent.FutureTask.run(FutureTask.java:266) ~[?:1.8.0_222]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.SystemUtils.a(SystemUtils.java:108) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.MinecraftServer.b(MinecraftServer.java:1018) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.DedicatedServer.b(DedicatedServer.java:439) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.MinecraftServer.a(MinecraftServer.java:940) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.MinecraftServer.run(MinecraftServer.java:837) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-652]
        at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:748) [?:1.8.0_222]

WHAT THIS FATAL ERROR?

#

cap what cause this?

cosmic raft
#

a fatal error

latent valve
#

kek

golden gust
#

a client sent a bad packet probably

#

Either that or bad plugin

latent valve
#

hmm ok

void void
#

stadia would be spr cool if i didnt have all my fucking games on steam

#

i think over $1K

#

:D

upper flicker
#

My internet connection is fast but has lots of jitter, besides I already have the hardware and the games on steam.

#

It seems like stadia will do better with people who don’t already have that hardware or extensive collection

merry talon
#

stadia doesn't support minecraft?

#

afaik

void void
#

yeah I have quite a nice PC to run what I want, so it's not a big deal for me atm. But it would be cool to take my macbook out and play there. And yeah I don't think Stadia would support MC at least not Java edition

#

Maybe bedrock

#

Maybe

upper flicker
#

There is a similar service to stadia that just gives you the whole windows box

#

Might try that if it’s an issue

void void
#

Yeah tried that before, it worked alright actually. They have shit support tho. Forgot their company name lmao

upper flicker
#

The one I’m thinking of doesn’t do anything for North America so lol nvm

#

I’m sure there are probably others though

void void
#

.kill barty

limber knotBOT
#

stabs barty in the heart a few times with a sword blade.

merry talon
#

@void void Shadow?

void void
#

ah yes that's it

merry talon
#

yeah wonder how they compare to stadia

void void
#

from what i can tell stadia doesn't give you a full machine, for all intents and purposes it generally looks like steam big picture w/ the store and a library, once bought you can stream it directly to your stadia client (be it the one in the chromecast, or one of their clients for windows/mac/linux/phone etc)

merry talon
#

I don't think shadow does either

void void
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don't need to pay sub fee for streaming, you just pay for games you bought afaik; as opposed to shadow where you have to pay for continuous access

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shadow did, at least

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I remember having a full pc

merry talon
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ah

void void
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which tbh for someone with a steam lib i think shadow is better, it has been a while since I used them though since I do have a gaming rig

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however it is getting outdated :/ so

merry talon
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yeah stadia is for noobs

void void
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Is Shadow different from a traditional computer? (https://shop.shadow.tech/usen/)

No. Shadow works exactly like a traditional computer, but without the hardware. You get a full Windows 10 PC equipped with high-end components. Install the games and softwares you want. Play, work, and enjoy the convenience of a high-end computer from your current hardware.

merry talon
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that seems much better

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for me anyway

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but then they're basically just a server hosting provider lol

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how much do they charge for that? because if they're giving you a machine that would normally be $200/mo

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that doesn't seem viable

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looks like $35/mo

scenic roost
craggy flame
mortal zinc
void void
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it is

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they're ruthless

limber knotBOT
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hi

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can I ask anybody here?

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how to use waterfall?

void void
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jerry specific questions please

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this alien language in star trek sounds suspiciously russian

limber knotBOT
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#waterfall

void void
limber knotBOT
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how to run waterfall?

void void
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same as bungee

limber knotBOT
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#waterfall-help

void void
merry talon
void void
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lmao

placid thicket
void void
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that caused me physical pain

placid thicket
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same fam

void void
vestal jasper
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"Datapack broken in paper pls fix"
Datapacks pepega

severe heron
placid thicket
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datapacks aren't even broken, we use a bunch. which ones?

vestal jasper
void void
cosmic raft
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neat

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504 Gateway Time-out nginx error on github

placid flare
void void
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neat

void void
cosmic raft
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@merry talon

merry talon
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lol

glossy smelt