general

[placid thicket]

From my limited testing 1.15 runs better but don't exactly have TPS to check

[placid thicket]

Anyone got a way to performance test the snapshot?

[upper flicker]

compare the built in mc profiler data with your servers

though to turn it on on your server you have to run with a flag

[placid thicket]

not sure how to do that tbh

[stone silo]

@placid thicket you can make doors up to infinite blocks wide / tall

[placid thicket]

you can do that with slime blocks too, just involves a tonne of flying machines, which arguably is worse

[stone silo]

not with just slime blocks

cause of the sticking on the sides

[placid thicket]

yes you can, lemme find it

here is one example, not the one i was thinking of tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgQ6X7M4r8o

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[stone silo]

ah I gotcha

[placid thicket]

if anything, it should make the big projects less of a performance hit because they can be simpler

[woven otter]

ahh so honey blocks are death of server performance?

[placid thicket]

hasn't been proven. they allow some new fancy things but have no difference to a slime machine and can actually make a lot of them smaller and less complicated

so purely anecdotal unfortunately but i can fly at high speed in spectator and chunk rendering is keeping up with me without spamming console with cant keep up messages

[woven otter]

Hmm doesn't sound too promising.
Anyways do they claim any performance improvements besides client-side stuff

[dusk drift]

Chunk and pillagers

[placid thicket]

actually very impressed, i have a vanilla server with default ram allocation and can fly at max spectator speed and chunks are staying ahead of me rendering. and no cant keep up messages

[dusk drift]

can u do that vanilla 1.14.4?

[placid thicket]

no, absolutely not

i have trouble doing that in paper

[proud lance]

can you ride the bees?

[placid thicket]

i have to find one first XD

does anyone want to help me abuse my server to see what happens?

[dusk drift]

I mean, i can do that fine on paper 1.14

[placid thicket]

honey blocks are identical to slime blocks except they don't stick, i don't see how having to use less elements makes it worse

can you do that fine on paper on the default ram allocation with more than just you?

and we are talking about new chunks, not pre-loaded ones

[vivid agate]

I want to make three types of currency on the server.
The first is the usual virtual, for all players.
The second is virtual for premium.
The third is an item, such as mystical dust. It cannot be crafted, only exchanged through shopkeepers.

[placid thicket]

it allows you to take a bunch of parts out of existing creations and make them smaller, don't see a downside there

[dusk drift]

umm, slimeblocks move blocks honey moves entities

I feel like it take more to move entities

[vivid agate]

Guys

[dusk drift]

your not going to get help here

at least with that

[fallen jungle]

Well he was answered earlier with that

[vivid agate]

Tell me the best analogue Essentials please <3

[placid thicket]

but actually tho, i need people come to my server and shit on it, 1 person flying isn't exactly useful data

[dusk drift]

in 1.15?

i can come

dont mind my ip being leaked

[fallen jungle]

Give me ops and I'll bring a new weather mode to the server by swaming the world with pigs

[vivid agate]

I have already said that option does not solve my problem. I’m not asking you for anything, maybe some kind person will see my message and give an answer that will be closer

[dusk drift]

oh no

barty gonna go ham

[vivid agate]

I don’t ask you anything, bro.

[placid thicket]

or be like me and pay someone to make the thing you need, you'll be much happer that way

[fallen jungle]

I mean, all he asked was help with finding a plugin that he needs

I don't think that's too big of a request

[vivid agate]

I do not ask you to configure me a config or solve my mistakes. I just asked you which plugin is best used for this. Perhaps you need to be more loyal, as your negative emotions only make you worse

[tall stratus]

probably made more sense in russian

[dusk drift]

http://cdn.hexedhero.com/u/mAYsLjoKv9.mp4

[vivid agate]

Ну или я вам при встрече обоим ебало бы с вертухи уебал

[dusk drift]

1.15 looking amazing

[upper flicker]

someone asked for plugin advice

and you morons make a big thing out of it

only in this guild

[neon dagger]

@vivid agate Watch your language young man.

[shell vine]

[upper flicker]

yeah kinda sounds like you had that coming

and more 😉

[vivid agate]

ha-ha

[woven otter]

will you help me with skript Z

[neon dagger]

I don't think google has the correct translation but maybe there's some slang in there I don't know.

[woven otter]

why did you disable slime blocks. because of flying machines?

[tall stratus]

basically cash me ousside how bow dat

[vivid agate]

Hm

При встрече я бы обнял вас обоих нахуй

[woven otter]

at-barty

[vivid agate]

I made it easier

[shell vine]

[neon dagger]

Oh "с вертухи" that's like a round house kick.

[woven otter]

did anyone complain?

[vivid agate]

Oh alright

[woven otter]

oh not bad then

ofc they would complain

[vivid agate]

I just decided to troll you a bit. Let's solve the problem?

[neon dagger]

"Ну или я вам при встрече обоим ебало бы с вертухи уебал" = "Or I could ||fuck|| you both up with my round house kick, when we meet up."

[vivid agate]

lol

[shell vine]

well some ppl think those instant farms are normal and acceptable

dummies

[vivid agate]

Can't they be fixed through the config? There is such a parameter.

[neon dagger]

@vivid agate I mean it might not be exact, but it's close. I only kinda know Russian but I know enough to read/speak it.

[vivid agate]

@neon dagger I understood you and you correctly translated my phrase, it was such a joke. In one sentence, I called them to the peace "in English" and immediately gave an answer in Russian. This technique is used in stand-up.

@spare venture do you play in death stranding?

Kojima loves Russian

ah okay

Mom kissed you today, why are you so cool now?

[limber knot]

Is Paper for 1.15 out yet?

[vivid agate]

No

[limber knot]

CafeBabe died

[upper flicker]

that one was korobi

and korobi died

rip dead bots

[woven otter]

^

[dusk drift]

^

[placid thicket]

side note, from our testing 1.15 is vastly supirior to 1.14

both

vanilla 1.15 performs better than paper 1.14

[proud lance]

well thats good news

[stone silo]

shit, that's like porn to me

there's a point on our server where two pillager outposts were right next to each other

the server was nearly at a crashing point when I went in to wipe them all out

138 pillagers in one area

[placid thicket]

its a bunch of summoned pillagers, not sure how to organically trigger a raid

there were 507 pillagers included in this test

[placid thicket]

set off 6000 tnt and stayed below 12ms, thats cool

1.15 is flawless bois

[placid thicket]

managed to trigger our first cant keep up message after setting off a power 1000 fireball inside a house XD

[worn ember]

Now fly around in fly speed 6 and see if it still can keep up lol

[placid thicket]

did that, it was happy

you are welcome to come and test for yourself too

[worn ember]

Nah. I want it to burn to the ground and die a horrible death :)

[placid thicket]

bee sploog cannon

seems like bees really don't hurt FPS, few thousand of them here

[fringe quartz]

I was about to ask for timings but

lol

[placid thicket]

you are welcome to join our fucking about

[proud lance]

mount a bee

[worn ember]

ill mount you

[quasi valley]

sounds like rape

[worn ember]

its not rape if you cant say no

[quasi valley]

[worn ember]

[shell vine]

hol up

[red ginkgo]

flan, just curious why did you pair a i9 with a 2060? Just curious

[placid thicket]

both were on sale, i usually buy the best i can afford then swap parts till i cant

[proud lance]

I didnt say no

[misty tundra]

We need paper for 1.6.4

[placid thicket]

well this is intresting... anybody know if this happened in older versions?

no, redstone on glass passes up but not down, like slabs

[crystal otter]

has been a thing ever since redstone has been a thing

slabs, glowstone and other 'nonsolid' blocks do the same

[placid thicket]

never recall glass doing it... actually come to think of it don't think you could put rs on glass before

[crystal otter]

i think that would be why

i don't think glass allowed redstone before, yeah

can't remember ever placing redstone on glass

[heady spear]

yay my report is finished

[void void]

anyone knows how to put this with griefprevention on scoreboard?

[heady spear]

12 pages of pure bullshit

[woven otter]

city I feel u 😭

[void void]

@heady spear try harder u fuk

[placid thicket]

new basic flying machine

this works really well, you can stand just about anywhere and not fall off

[potent warren]

Linux was going to be a furry confirmed

[tardy lynx]

Anyone know of a good java video decoder for desktop?

[golden gust]

"java video decoder"wut

[hard kernel]

Any dev's interested in making some cash?

[quasi valley]

Only if I don’t have to do anything for it

[worn ember]

i could use some cash lul

[woven otter]

Depends but barty is in the queue

[hard kernel]

Dm me for info

Please dont say 1.15.

[quasi valley]

For others it’s become better, but eh

[woven otter]

eta on 1.15

[worn ember]

i wonder how bad it was that it somehow got better

[stone silo]

does it really matter with Optifine

if you're using pure vanilla, gtfo

[quasi valley]

No idea but it went from 150 to 40 for me

[woven otter]

why is leaf gone

https://i.mtm123.lv/U1QkPeav.png

[worn ember]

what server is that?

[woven otter]

Concrete

[worn ember]

yikes

havent seen Aikar in ages either

[golden gust]

Aikar pulled out in time for 1.14 #PullOutGameStronk

[quasi valley]

Good luck on that 😂

[woven otter]

when is Aikar putting in

or pushing in

[heady spear]

You can do it barty!! We can be lab report finishing buddies

No homo tho

[worn ember]

Aikar is a smart man, he knew before it would go all to shit xD

[woven otter]

[worn ember]

weak

[woven otter]

only 53 pages

k then

[heady spear]

53 with or without data? :p

Counting abstracts is lame

Appendixes***

I’m tired

I never have to write that much, but then there’s like a quadrillion lines of code instead

I much prefer math papers. They short, concise and kinda cute

[woven otter]

Immersive engineering

[golden gust]

huggles LaTeX

[heady spear]

All academic texts should be written in latex tbf

Otherwise it’s dumdum

[woven otter]

I wish someone would've taught me latex

[heady spear]

Teach yourself! I started by taking my math notes using texstudio

O wait that’s a lie

I did my IB essays in latex in high school

But yeah, math notes is how I got good at it. Now I just use it for everything

[woven otter]

I pretty much did all of the lab reports with word equation editor

that was cancer

[heady spear]

I refuse to use word because of the horrible bibliography tools

[woven otter]

Word should be open-source

[heady spear]

When I wrote my paper about cultural geography I had an insane amount of references and word is useless

Bibtex is bae

[golden gust]

I just had massive performance issues with word

[heady spear]

Also equations in word is like miserable

[worn ember]

yeah i love latex

[golden gust]

To the point that writing a huge ass report in it kinda worries me

pic of a dude in latex

Explains a lot buddy

[woven otter]

They taught us Mendeley for references and other bibliography stuff. It's pretty useful

[heady spear]

Never heard of that

O looks kinda cool

[woven otter]

https://i.mtm123.lv/ertgtGHz.png

[heady spear]

Ohh they support bibtex

How is it to use? :3

[woven otter]

pretty nice

It has an addon for word too

[wide chasm]

I quite like math equations in Word
runs

[woven otter]

that's just wrong

[wide chasm]

They're better than the ones in Google Docs, there're enough built in things to cover what I use and they look fine. The only real complaint I have is that navigating them with the arrow keys can be a bit annoying.

[wide chasm]

I've tried using it before, my experience wasn't that great tbh

[golden gust]

It's... weird....

But, like; Once you start getting to grips with it, it gets muuuch nicer

[wide chasm]

Well, the getting to grips part was pretty much the main problem. Although I guess that's always a problem when using something new.

[golden gust]

The major issue it tryna justify the time to toy with stuff or the productivity hit while you switch over

word pissing me off all the time with stuff kinda made it easier for me to justify

[wide chasm]

Time wasn't really an issue at that time, it's just that I had a hard time trying to get the most basic part done. Like, the part before actually writing text. I googled dozens of times, but nothing helped with whatever issue I was having.

[golden gust]

I ended up getting into some tutorials for it on youtube

Not touched it in like a year, so going to be fun as I have some stuff to do with it, but like, I don't wanna have to deal with the headache of word either...

[wide chasm]

Yeah, I don't really have major problems with Word tbh, so I think I won't be using Latex, like, ever.

[proud lance]

I like latex, but writing code snippets in it, kinda turns me off

[golden gust]

Oh god

My fave assignments are the ones where you literally spend like an hour or so copy and pasting your source into a word doc

[wide chasm]

Ctrl C; Ctrl V; change font to Consolas and call it a day.

[proud lance]

I like my Termsyn font thank you very much

[void void]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I am gonna fucking die in this next math class 😂 😂 😂

Why do I procrastinate 😂 😂 😂

[tawdry coyote]

because if you can do work tomorrow why do it today ezpz

[worn ember]

VS literally has a print button that prints all the source you want lul

https://i.imgur.com/kHVfbUs.gifv noice

[golden gust]

1. Coz's he's dum

2. He's probs not been paying attention

3. he probs smoked out what he has paid attention to

4. See 1

[proud lance]

oh yeah 1+1 = 2 quick maths

[golden gust]

*qwif mafs

[proud lance]

time to watch this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU

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[void void]

iz bc i procrastinate, like i said

i dont disrespect my prof enough to turn in uncompleted homework, so im just gonna take the lost points

i dont need a tutor

i need to not procrastinate

correct

im going to take the exam w/o turning in the homework

he just gives 10 points if it's done, not a big deal

but oh well

precalculus lol

I don't need a tutor

No it's literally glorified algebra with trigonometric functions. I know how to do it. I'm just lazy

[worn ember]

could just turn in what you have

maybe you'll get some points

i dont think your prof gives a single fuck if you respect them or not

[limber knot]

that was fast

[worn ember]

they rather have you turn in something than nothing

[limber knot]

phone will be here tomorrow

[worn ember]

faster than what you took to decide lmao

which one did you end up going for?

[potent warren]

@woven otter wait wot. I was also taught how to use Mendley!!

It's dope af

[void void]

what i have is nothing

so im getting 0 either way

i didnt even start the homework

lol

well, that's a lie. i did like 20 problems out of around 215

[worn ember]

oh ok

thats almost 1/10

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[void void]

im just gonna load my calculator full of all the formulas i was supposed to memorize

he never checks my calc

and ill pretend like im furiously checking my answers

when im just being a piece of shit instead

[worn ember]

lol we get all our formulas on our math exams

[proud lance]

he got the one plus

I dropped my phone making pancakes last night

[void void]

yeah my prof doesnt give us the formulas

he said, memorize or learn to derive it

[proud lance]

so I probably should get a new one soon

[void void]

and i did neither

so ima just cheat kthx

[worn ember]

yikes

[placid thicket]

my school didn't even let us bring fancy calculators in >.>

[void void]

You need graphing calculators for math as you get higher @placid thicket

so you kinda, can't not allow it lol

[worn ember]

i had to do my theorie on computer systems on a simple calculator

i hated it

literally all you can do is multiply and substract/addition

thats it

[void void]

I do at some point need to memorize this stuff though because he said if i don't calculus will be hell :>

[worn ember]

im retaking problem solving 1 hah

[golden gust]

bet u can't w8 for calculus dumdum

[void void]

he knows im a programmer, i straight up told him half the time i dont do his homework until the day before because im sitting there programming all the time and he said "thats not good bro, but i did that too and got kicked out of my computer science degree program now im teacher"

[placid thicket]

oh yes you can. we had school issued TI81s, they CAN be programmed but they are wiped before the exam and do not have a USB port so you have to manually program them

[void void]

(not kidding)

i dont wanna be him one day lmao

[worn ember]

then do your assignments you rart

reminds me i have to make an android app for my android exam <.<

[woven otter]

@potent warren ye it's nice

[worn ember]

kill me

its in too

[placid thicket]

hand in paper source code instead of math and claim its better

[void void]

meh

i told you guys my school's counselors fucked me up right

the last one i went to put in the wrong degree, so i've been following the wrong path for classes

[placid thicket]

punched you in the nose?

[worn ember]

oof

what a sucker

[void void]

i thought i was near my degree, but nope

i've guaranteed at least another 2 years

now

[worn ember]

i dont even know if i can take all my exams cuz some might overlap

[placid thicket]

i feel like you should get reimbursed for that...

[void void]

thankfully i havent taken any i wasn't meant to yet, next semester i would have

however, now i have to take more than i thought i did

2 years more

:-)

[placid thicket]

at least there is that

[worn ember]

oof

[void void]

thats 4 math classes, 1 per sem lol :c

[cosmic raft]

@worn ember OnePlus 7 Pro

[worn ember]

damn they on 7 already?

last time i checked it was like 3 lul

[void void]

If anyone's got free time to assist me in regards to setting up IntelliJ I'll reward them with a small cash "prize" in return

.ask

wat

?ask

pls bot

@void void just ask your question

It's just a my Project / Workspace

it's not functioning as it's supposed

https://gyazo.com/23a425fb2b014f289028653a2a04464a

An exercise from an Online Java Course (the most suggested) doesn't allow me to proceed with this case as I need proper function in the IDE to work

like highlighting, shortcuts and what not.

the SDK is installed and it doesn't work

[potent warren]

what kind of project is that?

What's the dependency manager?

wait, is that ant?

[void void]

It's a Course

so I'm required to do exercises on a basis through out a week

the dependancy manager no clue.

I'm very new to IntelliJ and only stook with injecting it into the package back than

I'm assuming it's the same

Adding External Libraries

into the Project

[golden gust]

You need to mark the source folder as the source folder

and the test folder as the test sources folder

[void void]

Unfortunately that option isn't available

https://gyazo.com/c2c923e95cd222ab477a10cdc412eefb

https://gyazo.com/ad6c3f9af6efe02b8d04d7ef12257800

[potent warren]

That looks like it has an ant script

doesn't IJ have support for Ant?

[golden gust]

The src folder

Pretty sure it supports ant just fine

I've had to toy with towny before

[void void]

What's the reason this is happening lol

like other projects

[golden gust]

Because IJ doesn't understand the project structure

and like, ant is cancer

[void void]

how do I know if Ant is active at the moment

https://gyazo.com/70155fa7843aec6b4b626d77603753cf

[potent warren]

Well, this happened. https://i.imgur.com/VyP06UR.png

[void void]

Do you suggest I proceed to go with TMC NetBeans to finish this course? On the /r/LearnJava reddit it's the most recommended.

[golden gust]

If you're following a course that caters to a specific IDE, generally worth sticking to that IDE if you don't have the experience to curve around it

[void void]

@golden gust

In your opinion how much Java, and education is required to proceed into Spigot?

My friend said give it a few months.

or PaperSpigot rather

the much better and more reliable option.

[golden gust]

please don't ping

[void void]

I apologize.

[golden gust]

And really, it depends; The more knowledge the better, but you're far from going to be a pro; My major thing is that you should be able to understand the basics of java and be willing to read up on stuff

(Well, the basics of OOP in general, java is just syntax)

[void void]

I'm so hyped to code with PaperSpigot lol

[woven otter]

at-cat

[void void]

There we go

Just loaded all the identities on this sheet in the calc memory

[woven otter]

you're cool simple

[void void]

ik thx

[true canyon]

you're simple simple

[void void]

ik thx

someone send me $500

[woven otter]

only if you send me $1000 first

[void void]

no im not stupid

[woven otter]

[void void]

ill send you 2000

[proud lance]

I am the prime beneficiary of a nigerian trust fund worth 2.6 million, you can trust me

[golden gust]

(What he doesn't tell you is that 2.6m nigerian naira is like $7k)

[upper flicker]

Youre just upset the british pound will be there too soon

[golden gust]

I mean, we can't fall that low

can we?

[upper flicker]

quick knock on wood or something

quick quick quick

[golden gust]

We have... erm... BRITISH STEE... wait, we sold that to the Chinese...

[upper flicker]

I heard boris can get you some russian money though

you guys will be okay

[golden gust]

Yea, all is good

starts rocking back and forth

[upper flicker]

If we pool our money and buy kash a big couch, we can just crash at his place and be safe in Canada

right?

[golden gust]

We erm...

Drink tea and pay taxes

[upper flicker]

their software sector is doing pretty well

though how well it will do once it leaves the EU and everything has to be re-negotiated remains to be seen

[limber knot]

Don’t drink me

[upper flicker]

most industries arent expecting a lot of good fromt hat

[limber knot]

Do you have a license to have discussions?

[worn ember]

i think its kinda funny how essentials runs on more servers than paper runs on servers xD

[void void]

k bitch

[worn ember]

[void void]

no

u

[worn ember]

imagine having 56 cores to run minecraft

[woven otter]

imagine not using quantum computers to run minecraft

[void void]

imagine not using the mental power of the entire borg collective to run minecraft

[worn ember]

what?

[void void]

dont be a dumass dark

[worn ember]

so when i dont know something you know i'm a dumbass? ok

[void void]

yes

[worn ember]

go deflate your pp and eat it

[void void]

The Borg are a fictional alien group that appear as recurring antagonists in the Star Trek franchise. The Borg are cybernetic organisms, linked in a hive mind called "the Collective".

[worn ember]

Star Trek

omegalul

[void void]

billions of minds, linked into 1

they sux

[worn ember]

sounds pretty gay if you ask me

[void void]

ye

[proud lance]

if one of you has gay thoughts

you all have gay thoughts

hence borg are gay

[void void]

when he give u that look
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Picard_as_Locutus.jpg

[worn ember]

wow bad CGI too

glad i never watched that show

[limber knot]

It was the 80s, what do you expect?

[worn ember]

nothing

[golden gust]

God

I forgot the normies infultrated this place

[void void]

electroniccat, I've had a chat with a guy for a bit

and he suggests I dwelve into PaperSpigot right away

and learn Java along-side

Do you suggest / condone such thinking if you know what I mean?

As eager as I am to learn PaperSpigot, I'm also eager to learn Java.

[placid thicket]

yikes

[peak dirge]

1. It's Paper, not PaperSpigot
2. You should learn Java first

[void void]

Paper my apologies.

Yes indeed.

Returning to it.

I've coded with the Paper API for ages now.

So let me give a background, shall I?

From roughly 2016 I've dwelved into Java roughly 3 years ago.

I've hired a cheap little tutor on MC-Market to educate me on Java and after those little lessons, I've ran straight into Paper, or Spigot whatever API it is.

2017 I've coded, halfway through 2018 I stopped.

and just now I'm returning.

I feel as it's a lot more of a reliable option to learn Java first, than move into the Paper API.

Do you guys disagree or agree?

im assuming

server_ver?

[worn ember]

cuz you havent updated in a while

why you asking me, does it look like i know anything about paper

true

[limber knot]

FUCKING

MID SEASON FINALE

NO

INSANE CLIFFHANGER

[worn ember]

?

you ok

[limber knot]

no

Grey's Anatomy

[tawdry coyote]

doesnt that show have like

15 seasons

[patent wraith]

C Y B E R

[fringe hemlock]

I wanna learn to code java cause I wanna make minigames xD

[cosmic raft]

lmao

6 people inside though

"it doesn't look like anything else"

he's right

[prime pawn]

Show me all of the soundtracks you guys code to ;>

[cosmic raft]

"let's shoot it"

transparent metal

[void void]

i get to class and get all my test shit out and prof goes "u rdy for the test?"

and im like "ye"

[prime pawn]

If I take a trip to Thailand

I'm going to take Trump's advise

[void void]

and he goes "gud, we're not taking it today"

[prime pawn]

"Gender checking" xd

[cosmic raft]

lmao

yup

lol

[worn ember]

Elon has always been an awkward speaker lol

[cosmic raft]

lmao tug of war

[worn ember]

whats this car even for?

[void void]

what are you watching

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcROXiN_cdE

[void void]

lul

[worn ember]

bad design

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[void void]

this thing looks kinda ass

[cosmic raft]

could be worse

[worn ember]

eh

[void void]

id buy it anyway but still

[cosmic raft]

you expected a real pickup from "cybertruck"

ok

[void void]

this looks far too sci-fi tbh

[worn ember]

you could probably drive through a wall with that ting

[void void]

huh, not a bad price :o

for a truck

[worn ember]

40k

[void void]

oh thats if you get rwd only lol

is there actual decent storage space in the back, or is it just a fucking unopenable box in the back

i honestly cant tell

[cosmic raft]

it opens

[void void]

elon looks high as fuck

[cosmic raft]

https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

nice

[void void]

fuckin elon

"yea we're gonna give rides all night...dont mind the glass..."

"hahaha"

[cosmic raft]

"we also made an atv"

[void void]

fucking elon

"oh i almost forgot"

"our second vehicle"

oh fuck

i kinda need that

[cosmic raft]

woah

[void void]

oh fuck

what

oh fuck

[cosmic raft]

i mean it looks different

not bad

[void void]

yeah, for real. this truck looks like an APTV.

all planetary terrain vehicle

[cosmic raft]

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcROXiN_cdE

it's private now

[worn ember]

ye

[cosmic raft]

https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

it's live now

[void void]

mfw can reserve it for $100

[cosmic raft]

lol

[void void]

just dont forget about it and then get a bill for $70,000

[worn ember]

so you gonnna buy it?

i'd like it a lot more if it was smoother

it looks too industrial rn

idk

i like elon but his marketing is questionable xD

[void void]

TherapyMC

[worn ember]

all you need is mining equipment and basic living quarters

why ship resources when you can get them there for free

[void void]

I use spigot and would like to know, where exactly was it optimized in paperspigot? if you answer me mark me as @worn ember

[worn ember]

idk dude. I'm just here for the taco's

[limber knot]

qo ~/projects/rao

[merry talon]

this been linked yet? https://youtu.be/dqwpQarrDwk

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) 1,000km Cable to the Stars - The Skyhook - length 8m 15s - 217,779 likes, 1,858 dislikes (99.2%) - 3,373,459 views - Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell on 2019.11.17

[merry talon]

although I don't think we'll have any colonies soon because of political reasons and not technological ones

[vestal jasper]

Don't you guys hate it when your aluminum forms iron oxide

Aluminum does form an oxide but the oxide actually coats the aluminum and protects it from further oxidization

That sticker is retarded in every way imaginable

[upper flicker]

Delorean truck will fly you to mars

[ancient bolt]

talk about an ugly truck

[limber knot]

Low poly tho

[vivid agate]

I advise everyone VillagerNamer

[placid thicket]

Show this to your girlfriends
https://reddit.app.link/A9odGJrTO1

[short yarrow]

do you guys use the git workflow and CI/CD if you're the only working on the project?

[limber knot]

feature branches? most of the time not

CI/CD, hell ya

I can't be bothered to deploy my stuff manually, lol

[limber knot]

that plus I aint gonna run unit tests manually every time I commit stuff

[short yarrow]

Haha. I was told you're suppose to run your tests locally in the real work environment, but OPs team sets up unit testing because they knew ppl aren't gonna do it haha

[quasi valley]

Pah testing is for absolute scrubs - production is the best testing environment!

[short yarrow]

do you just have a develop branch then minidigger?

[limber knot]

just master for most stuff

at work we have some repos where we have master and develop

at dyescape we try to do feature branches onto of develop

[short yarrow]

I believe hypixel pushes updates without actually having to restart their server. Anyone know how that's possible?

[limber knot]

you sure they don't just move ppl around to a different instance?

and well, plugman is really common, isnt it? :P

[short yarrow]

oh maybe that's what they do. I've just never seen their server go down

[limber knot]

yeah, I bet they just do rolling deployments

[short yarrow]

I just looked at PlugMan, didn't know it just uses the Bukkit API

[void void]

there are bunch of pitfalls when using something like plugman. a lot of plugins don't handle such reloads gracefully

[limber knot]

yeah, plugman was a joke

https://i.imgur.com/5nJKW3l.png

this is nice, I can click on a tel: link in chrome on my desktop and it calls using my phone

[void void]

(pure speculation based on things i've seen, i've done myself and know)

never seen their server go down
as it's a network consisting of many servers, and due to the nature of servers they run (i mean, minigames; most parts can freely be stateless unlike e.g survival gamemode) it's easy to set up updates; however some servers will run old version of the code and newly spawned servers are going to run new

which isn't really a problem

[short yarrow]

yeah for minigames I get that, but they got a bunch of core plugins as well which should be pushed out to all players right?

[void void]

as servers running with old code usually get... rotated

and replaced

they could move players between servers

e.g lobbies

lobby 1 needs an update -> move to lobby 2

lobby 2 needs an update -> move to next lobby etc.

[short yarrow]

okay yeah that makes sense

what kind of non minecraft related java applications do you guys work on? I'm looking towards creating a desktop app with javafx. I do want to create a library or something with an API so I can get some practice with interfaces, but I'm pretty lost there

[limber knot]

at my day job I work for an insurance, I build backends for websites using spring, client apps using javafx, tarif configurators using gwt (🤮) and now spring+vue, facades for cobol shit, that kind of stuff :P

at home I don't write much non minecraft java

trying to get into gamedev again, but obviously not using java for that anymore

[shell vine]

what is the purpose of the 10 minute wait time on the mcmmo discord 😐

just gotta sit here till i can ask my question

[rancid bluff]

Any body needs 1.15 pre server? I've started up

[vestal jasper]

Send

I'll bite

Gimme my virus in purple thx

[limber knot]

lol

the wait time is to prevent bot attacks

all big discord servers have bot attacks since discords architecture is stupid

everybody can see every user, even if you have a role that makes other users invisible for you, you can still see them via api

that means you can easily PM spam, which the 10 minute wait aims to prevent

[shell vine]

but couldnt the bots just wait 10 mins

i got a anti-bot bot lol it kicks when theres a lot of joins

[coarse urchin]

https://twitter.com/adrian_ivl/status/1197865866794356737?s=19

Adrian Östergård (@adrian_ivl)

Would you like to read about performance in Minecraft 1.15? Check out the Reddit post written by @slicedlime: https://t.co/t2d1LdRA6z

Twitter

[worn ember]

lol Intellij just crashed trying to get the Material class

[quasi valley]

stares at LEGACY materials

[granite salmon]

smh just remove the legacy shit

[worn ember]

lmao

i also have these blocks rendering weirdly 1.14 is a mess lmao

[granite salmon]

what the

never seen that before

[worn ember]

so i've seen an ad for an RGB Mousepad...

why does literally everything need to be RGB lul

[sand raven]

people want it to be able to show off to their friends (or enemies)

[granite salmon]

never used rgb lol

[worn ember]

i only have a rgb mouse

well and an RGB keyboard but it can only be one color

[granite salmon]

oh yeah i just realised my mouse and keyboard is rgb but i don't have that shitty stuff on the gpu or whatever lol

[worn ember]

yeah no thanks

[granite salmon]

see through case so you can see your fancy rgb on all your components

😂

[void void]

rgb stuff is overrated

my mech keyboard has bright white backlight

[limber knot]

I don't mind RGB

[void void]

and i don't need more

nor want

[limber knot]

Every good product comes with it now

I wouldn't got out of my way to buy RGB stuff

But it's just there

[void void]

What server manager do you guys recommend for Debian 10?

(CLI only)

I typically install MineOS because it always worked for me but now i have some problems installing node 8

I’m thinking of LGSM though

Hello

Hey?

[worn ember]

??????

[vivid agate]

PlaceholderAPI in HD?

[wide chasm]

It's only available in 4K.

[vivid agate]

Hah

8K

[worn ember]

@void void could always give Pterodactyl a try

if you want to cry a few times while setting it up

[void void]

pfft

i containerized my ptero instances

so i can cry under my desk in fetus pose

:)

Lol

I think I’ll stick with lgsm

I’m just really sad mineos doesn’t install, because I absolutely “adore” it

[limber knot]

node 8

Wow

[void void]

.g nodejs lts

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://nodejs.org/en/about/releases/ -- Releases | Node.js: "move to Active LTS status and are ready for general use. LTS release status is "long-term support", which typically guarantees that critical bugs..."

Node LTS is 12

[heady spear]

some chinese kid changed my netflix email

they trying to steal that delicious ultra hd subscription

also why the fuck doesn't netflix support 2fa lmao

[golden gust]

family accounts, I'd guess

[limber knot]

Just use a secure unique password?

I don't get how ppl get their accounts stolen that easy

[golden gust]

Because humans take the ez/lazy route

I know my major caveat of going super crazy with secure passwords is that I can't always rely on having access to my password manager

Some stuff is smart these days, e.g. plex has the linking code; But fuuuuck me if I had to login to netflix on a console

[limber knot]

I have it on my phone and my PC

Netflix supports sign in using phone ;)

[heady spear]

I usually use unique passwords but this is an old account

[golden gust]

Also, I've yet to see a non-techie use anything like a password manager

[heady spear]

they forced me to change to a new email which makes no sense, as the email wasn't compromised

as long as you have their password you can replace the email address associated with the account, so that step is dumb

[golden gust]

Forced credential changes are 10/10

glares at microsoft

[wide chasm]

Please don't remind me of that stupidity

[heady spear]

I will say tho, netflix customer support was very fast and efficient

took 5 seconds to get a reply

[golden gust]

inb4 it was a bog

*bot

[heady spear]

The bot made dumb typos

and the grammar was all over the place

in that case

[limber knot]

My worst passwords are my work ones

Solely because they force me to change it every month

I forced my ex to migrate to a password manager and she ain't techy 😂

[worn ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/503476135586430996/647460690495406085/44m7l7g698041.png

[limber knot]

Anybody here played with DataFixerUpper before? Like using it for your own schemas?

And that's why you only use open source plugins

If you have to use 3rd party stuff

[golden gust]

Oh god, that guy

Had some discussion with him on the mcmmo issue tracker

[limber knot]

Hey

I started when I was 11

[golden gust]

His plugin changes the name of a mob before it fires the death event, so; mcmmo tryna clean up the name ends up restoring the original name; He basically argued that he doesn't wanna change the name after firing the event, because "then I'd be changing it twice", he was also like "I can't change the cached name", which; It'slike... Bukkit metadata...

[shell vine]

what is Chunk provider tick

also tracker stage 1

[worn ember]

@spare venture is it obfuscated?

could just take it out 😉

also if you want to obfuscate a jar you can just put a / at the end of your file names, all zip programs treat it as a folder xD

[quasi valley]

that's an iq 2000 move

[worn ember]

https://github.com/cookiedragon234/fakedirectory

so stupid but it works xD

would this still work on linux?

[limber knot]

It doesn't trick proper decompilers

So it's pointless

[worn ember]

sure :p but decompilers do a pretty good job on obfuscated code too

[golden gust]

obfuscation means nothing to a decompiler

The only person who obfuscation matters to is the person tryna read the code

[worn ember]

oh yeah sorry i'm thinking of the wrong thing

was thinking of deobfuscators for whatever reason

[heady spear]

daddy

dark doesn't know what a decompiler is lol how dumb

I know everything like imagine not knowing something lol unimaginable unless you're dark because he clearly lacks knowledge lol

[worn ember]

but do you know how to rectify AC to DC

or how to make a halfway rectifier?

[void void]

Does anyone use LGSM with minecraft here?

because.. How do I higher the usable ram?

[void void]

👏

sry

well, its a server manager for linux

though only via command line

example

im currently remotely connected to my server via putty with SSH

[golden gust]

#tmuxMasterRace

[void void]

It also supports source, like tf2 or csgo, half life etc

Hell yeah!

[worn ember]

[limber knot]

Docker master race

[golden gust]

Docker is a glorious pain in the ass

[heady spear]

docker is for dumbos

[golden gust]

Like, part of me loves it

Part of me wishes it would die in a fire

[limber knot]

Das cause u to dum

And not experienced with it yet

Once you know how stuff works, it's so fucking easy to do stuff

And you can't fuck shit up

[void void]

docker at least made a blog post about Ian Murdock's death

[golden gust]

My major gripe is more around people making horrible/stupid containers

[limber knot]

Write your own images then

[golden gust]

e.g. the weblate container literally resets the admin password whenever you redeploy it

and, volumes are such a pain

[limber knot]

How?

[golden gust]

For the means of persisting data

[void void]

i've never used it. Though it sounds bad lol

[limber knot]

Just use compose/swarm and named volumes

The whole world uses docker now

[golden gust]

e.g. weblate was pissed off because it was upset with some perms

I also use compose, not touched swarm yet

[void void]

i think the first Linux Distro i actually "installed" was kali, because I wanted to become a script kiddie i guess

[limber knot]

Even my company got their shit together and migrated

And am in insurance

[golden gust]

Like, docker is great in concept

[limber knot]

So we 10, 20 or 30 years behind

[golden gust]

But, there are so many stupid caveats to how it works

[void void]

btw, I have a lego book from denmark lego land, i think i saw that image the MiniDigger bot has

[limber knot]

I just set perms to the mount points of the volumes in my dockerfile

bot

[vernal moth]

I ain't a bot!

[upper flicker]

Such a good boot

[wide chasm]

Bleep boop

[vernal moth]

Am real hoooman with hoooman feelings

[golden gust]

I can confirm that minidigger is not a bot

[void void]

oh

[golden gust]

For one, bots don't speak such broken english

[void void]

thats kinda gay of him

[golden gust]

(Assuming you didn't outsource to china/india)

[upper flicker]

His English is better than yours, and you’re a Brit

What a let down

[limber knot]

I wish I was in India

[upper flicker]

Embarrassment to the crown

[golden gust]

lol

[limber knot]

Then I wouldn't have to deal with your stupid broken ww2 "bombs" all the time

[golden gust]

My english teacher was surprised when I passed \o/

[upper flicker]

lol

[limber knot]

So was mine 😂😂

When from 50% to 85% in a year

Cause I started to spend my days in irc, lol

[golden gust]

And then back?

[limber knot]

The teacher was always complaining to my sister after that that she should ask me for help since surely I learned so much and put in so much time that I could help my sister get better

And my sister knew I did shit and was always pretty upset 😂

[wide chasm]

Just use Latin in your English and be grandiloquent /s

[limber knot]

Hey, in some.kind of mirrscle, I passed Latin too 😂

[wide chasm]

You actually had Latin in school?

[golden gust]

mirrscle

[limber knot]

My fingers are cold :/

I hate winter

Yeah, I did

Had to choose between Latin and french

And I ain't speak baguette

[golden gust]

hon hon oui oiu baguette

[limber knot]

s/speak/speaking

Correction, <MiniDigger> And I ain't speaking baguette

[wide chasm]

I'd probably have chosen French in that case tbh. But I had to choose between French and German, so German it was.

[golden gust]

We opted to not speak German many decades ago

[wide chasm]

Although I did do French for 2 years still.

[limber knot]

Deutsch zu lernen ist pure Tortur 😂

[wide chasm]

Yes it is

[limber knot]

I have french friends that learned German cause those were the best teachers ^^

[woven otter]

oooh any drama here?

[wide chasm]

But, every language has something stupid that turns it from "just learn the words and some basic grammar" to "yeah, good luck with this".

[limber knot]

Der die das ist totaler Quatsch, is a good German saying

[wide chasm]

German's der, die, das can totally die.

[golden gust]

I mean, to my understanding, for german, one of their things is they love to make long ass words because "hey, who needs spaces/to breath"

[wide chasm]

I think German does the same as Dutch, words are to be combined.

[limber knot]

But but but daisy chaining words is so much fun

[wide chasm]

With exception to adjectives.

I love chaining words tbh

With English there are still times where I have to guess, is this one word, or do I have to separate this. With German and Dutch that is never a problem, you always chain them.

[limber knot]

The most stupid thing in German is that we differentiate between formal and informal

[wide chasm]

We do too.

[limber knot]

Like Du vs Sie

[wide chasm]

Yes, same here.

[limber knot]

Which also changes verbs if you switch between du and sie

Du gehst, Sie gehen

[wide chasm]

That's the worst part tbh, we don't do that.

The verb conjugation stays the same across formal and informal.

[limber knot]

Kannst du das machen, können sie das machen, could you do that

[wide chasm]

Could thou do that

[limber knot]

Fuck Shakespeare

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Nena ‎- 99 Luftballons - length 3m 57s - 398,194 likes, 15,228 dislikes (96.3%) - 61,524,358 views - TV80s on 2015.05.01

[wide chasm]

I've never read Shakespeare for English class actually.

[golden gust]

We did ;-;

[wide chasm]

I did have to study literature in Dutch, German and English too. Dutch from 500-1900; German and English WW1 and WW2 c.q. only.

[golden gust]

or, might have been english lit

[limber knot]

Nena 😂

[wide chasm]

Although with literature you can usually just make up a meaning on the spot: my teachers all accepted it as long as you could state why you think it means that.

[golden gust]

I ended up getting a D in english lit

We ended up getting the most stupid of poems for the review thing

(And even the teacher was shocked that it came up)

[wide chasm]

I'm assuming the teacher didn't make the test then?

[golden gust]

Nope

[wide chasm]

That generally sucks; at least when the teacher makes it you know sort of what to expect.

[heady spear]

Omg the Iraqi minister of defence is receiving benefits from Sweden because he got a Swedish address

[limber knot]

That's how German went for me

Got a E in my final exam 😂

[heady spear]

bruh how is unemployed if he's also an employed minister in a foreign country wtf

[wide chasm]

I got like a 60% for German on my final exam I think.

Could be worse I suppose.

[sand raven]

You only need to know the words Schnitzel, Achtung, Lederhose and a couple of others anyway 😄

[wide chasm]

My school disagrees with that; I think in total we explicitly learned ~5,000 words (i.e. here's a paper learn all the translations by head). And that excludes any words that you come across in normal reading and listening exercises.

[quasi valley]

wtf is that sign

I can't even understand any of it 😂

[vivid agate]

Guys please tell the plugin to add new enchantments, but so that players could not install them! For the store admin

[sand raven]

Well, it's not real German. It's just German-lookalike 😉

[wide chasm]

Ehm: Please don't touch this machine.

[vivid agate]

Thank you very much in advance

[golden gust]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights

[quasi valley]

as far as 1955 at IBM

holy butts

[limber knot]

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights_(Jargon)

German page is better

[wide chasm]

English, German and Dutch pages have very few sources tbh.

[worn ember]

shitty langs

[wide chasm]

Like Flemish is any better

[worn ember]

no

still shit

[wide chasm]

I have yet to find a good language tbh.

[worn ember]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wide chasm]

If English had consistent pronunciation, I'd say that'd be the clear winner, but it doesn't.

[worn ember]

standardized global language when

[wide chasm]

10 million Esperanto speakers. Could still make it happen.

[worn ember]

yikes

[wide chasm]

Spanish isn't too bad tbh. At least not to the extent I've learned it. It differentiating between intrinsic and extrinsic properties is stupid and you have the usual male and female articles, but other than that, it's pretty solid. Like, verb changes based on executing person is actually useful now.

[limber knot]

220 million German speakers

[wide chasm]

I agree with that

My list would be either English/Spanish at the top, then Dutch, then German at the bottom.

Really? I'm learning Spanish currently and I don't have that much trouble with it tbh.

In Spanish or Chinese?

I... don't really feel that tbh. The only thing I can really think of is that adjectives are after the described object, not before and I don't have any problems with it.

[placid thicket]

You guys seen this?
https://www.reddit.com/user/sliced_lime/comments/e00ohm/a_word_or_two_about_performance_in_minecraft/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[limber knot]

Of course

[placid thicket]

People complaining about target 30 fps clearly don't know what a target fps is for...

[limber knot]

Penus

[left swift]

Why isn't my 2gb laptop from 2008 not getting 200fps???

1.15 bad 1.8 good

[wide chasm]

My pc currently performs on 1.14.4 ~20fps. But, yes, it's 10 years old or something.

[placid thicket]

Have you tried 1.15? Runs great for me

[wide chasm]

Not yet, will probably find out when it releases and I have to update a bunch of stuff.

[placid thicket]

@spare venture Mojang is trying to cut out the bottom of the stack to help everyone else, bottom doesn't like that

[wide chasm]

I've already done some boilerplate work for 1.15 for a plugin, so I should only have to implement the stuff that actually requires the Bukkit API.

[limber knot]

fuck fridays

humps ^-^

[quasi valley]

this nice "target fps" brings me from 150 in 1.14.4 to ACTUAL 30 when running around in 1.15

~60 else, but with quite some stutters

and then there's lunatics like this saying i would love to have the target fps at just 10-20 or something and being able to have larger render distanse. https://www.reddit.com/user/sliced_lime/comments/e00ohm/a_word_or_two_about_performance_in_minecraft/f8bhgme?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

[tardy lynx]

How about being able to set target fps?

[placid thicket]

as has been said multipule times in the thread, they are working on a way to change it

they are just deciding on the best implimentation

[quasi valley]

Afaik it’s literally just a single int value in the code

[placid thicket]

side note, this is why the devs completely stop talking to us

"i have no idea what i am talking about and a dev told me that, they don't care what we think"

[quasi valley]

(Referring to posts by Minecraft devs)

[placid thicket]

are you saying that that the devs are bad? or the people replying to them?

cause it comes across as the first one

[quasi valley]

The people replying to the devs

[placid thicket]

i agree, i really wish people without technical knowledge of what is going on would stop regurgitating the words of other people who have no idea what is going on as if they did

[upper flicker]

What inevitably happens is someone makes a technical statement, someone else reads it and thinks they understand what it means, then someone else hears from that 2nd person and so it must be the only true way to do xyz, and then that gets regurgitated and thrown at the devs

The internet, and communication in general, is just a big ugly game of telephone.

Doesn’t help that game communities can be famously toxic

[placid thicket]

true, the worst thing is when you ask for clarification and they become hostile

because you should know, and clearly dont care

i mean even right now in #paper-help someone is going on about single threads making a system unable to run paper

[paper cove]

Hey! Is there any plugin to do like

skyblock versus

all skyblock in the same world

[placid thicket]

yes

[worn ember]

I play minecraft i know everything about it so whatever i say is true -every skript kiddie

[paper cove]

how @placid thicket

which one

[placid thicket]

most cost moneh

[paper cove]

im willing to buy it lol

[placid thicket]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/island-world-⚡-1-14-support-⚡-best-skyblock-plugin-⚡.63803/

try that one, looks good

i just googled

[worn ember]

the dev talked about the client limiting chunk loading to achieve high FPS, was this true on the server too? well not to achieve high fps ofc but to try to decrease load? Or are they in no way related to each other?

[placid thicket]

from my understanding they are not related, however the server side has been improved too

[noble yacht]

Thank you Paper team for the hard work, currently have 38 people on my server and 19.9 tps, wouldn't be possible w/ out you guys & your resources xD

[tardy lynx]

Yeah paper's awesome

[worn ember]

[short yarrow]

Do you guys ever have trouble coming up with package and class names?

[paper cove]

@placid thicket I've been looking at the config and i cant fidn that

where did you see thjat

[placid thicket]

like i said, just googled, however skyblocks are normally all in the same world seperated by a few hundred blocks

[paper cove]

I'm wondering how to actually make it so people can see eachothers bases and travel and destroy stuff

[finite wave]

Have you guys seen the imperial wizard?

Some just has fancy effects

[limber knot]

I hold in my hands inconceivable amounts of power

power levels weren't made to go this high

[worn ember]

yeah shucks, better kill yourself before it goes out of hand

[limber knot]

can't

too powerful for death

I challenged it to a bench pressing contest and it lost

[worn ember]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

well at least i got my bag of chips and a nice glass of gin tonic

with a bit too much tonic lmao :/

[limber knot]

ur face is tonic

[worn ember]

i know right

its so cute

[worn ember]

yayeet

[cosmic raft]

wheee

new phone is here and I just finished signing up for service

[void void]

[vestal jasper]

Which one

[void void]

where have u been u dumass

it's the OnePlus 7 Pro

duh

[vestal jasper]

At work. Literally on my lunch break rn.

[void void]

kash wont stop tlking about it

[worn ember]

🏓

lets play pingpong

okay my dudes

[void void]

🏓 Let's go motherfucker

[cosmic raft]

@void void it just arrived today after being shipped yesterday in the US

so yes

am happy

[void void]

just saw a commercial where dis bitch is like

"This card gives unlimited 2% cash back on all purchases!!!"

"I redeemed $115,000 cash back!"

Me: so u tellin me, u spent 5.75 mil on that card