#general | PaperMC | Page 399

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:18 PM

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what

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that's not nice

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Love is bad, love and goat?

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what

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:19 PM

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basically love is evil, you may fall in love with a goat

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:19 PM

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thonk

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:19 PM

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I'm kinda considering getting a tattoo of that 😛

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:19 PM

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I've never heard that expression before

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might just be a regional thing though

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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my fortune cookie

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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what talents

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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https://old.reddit.com/r/OuchMyBalls/comments/drwr4c/this_kid_is_nuts/

This kid is nuts

Posted in r/OuchMyBalls by u/humans_are_not_real • 87 points and 5 comments

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oh my gosh

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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(DiscordBot) This kid is nuts : OuchMyBalls - 5 comments, 85 points - humans_are_not_real, 8h ago

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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the ones you wish you had

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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this might be the worst one I've seen in a while

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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Brian, that was the translation from Russian to Spanish

upper flicker Nov 5, 2019, 5:20 PM

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wiz doesn’t wish for talents

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Just for peace and quiet

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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indeed

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i would like to be a potato and roll around mindlessly

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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because there was a community translation. I love the Russian proverb

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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perhaps a mental hospital then

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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Ooh okay

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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my talents have been my demise

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imagine if i was talentless, i wouldn't have to deal with people pinging me all day

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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goat basically means a bad person

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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I mean

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:21 PM

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Ah okay.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:22 PM

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leaf is an actual goat

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:22 PM

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Oh yeah if people like seeing people get hurt then I have the perfect thing for you: https://reddit.com/user/TehBrian/m/owwie/

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:22 PM

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I only like it when leaf gets hurt

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:22 PM

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my daily cup of seeing people die inside and out ☕

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well not literally die

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:22 PM

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rip r/watchpeopledie

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:23 PM

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that place was horrible but it was also informative about the fact that this world is a very sad and gruesome place

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:23 PM

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that shit was banned months ago

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:23 PM

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r/ihavereddit

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:23 PM

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I'M POSTING YOU ON IHAVEIHAVEREDDIT

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you've done it now city

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:24 PM

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tf is that subreddit

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looks like cancer

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smells like cancer

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has cancer

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:24 PM

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Just don't go to ihaveihaveihavereddit

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:24 PM

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is cancer

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:25 PM

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actually I'm not going to do post it, I can't do it to you like that city

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:25 PM

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is there some war between reddit and instagram

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:25 PM

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barty calling someone a nerd

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:25 PM

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yes.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:25 PM

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imagine

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:25 PM

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$10 reddit steals from instagram and instagram steals from reddit

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:25 PM

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no u

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:26 PM

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and it's some retarded argument

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:26 PM

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what?

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:26 PM

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ur retarded

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:26 PM

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You keep your $10 because that's exactly how it is.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:26 PM

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leaf robbed my grandma

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he stole her purse

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he also sent rude DMs to my girlfriend

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:26 PM

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reddit seems like the cancer place where they would think that nobody steals and gets them upvotes and gold from it

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you're gay

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you have no girlfriend

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:26 PM

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I am most certaintly not

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:27 PM

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doubt

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:27 PM

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Come blow my leaves

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:27 PM

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Stop calling people gay as a slur, it's not funny

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:27 PM

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Leaf who asked for you to bring your bad juju here?

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Clip if you have a leafblower I'll do it, but I'm not raking it.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:27 PM

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You're a homophobe bro, it's not cool. Not in 2019. Get over yourself.

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:27 PM

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It was stated as fact

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and is fact

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:27 PM

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Leaf that shit ain't cool, bro

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Gay people suffer daily because of bigots like you

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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ur girlfriend suffers from u being gay

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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This is where I'll take my leave, I'm going to go eat.. toast and stuff.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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bro find some other group to hate on

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like mexicans

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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dance with me

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austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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I'll agree with City

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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Sup

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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And everyone in Colombia can agree with City

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We all dislike mexicans

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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minecraft youtubers it is then

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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I have a CD signed by Alexander lol

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:28 PM

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you do?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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he was in Södertälje after he won eurovision

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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:(

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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I'll sign your CD city

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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jealous

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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kash I'll sign your cd :D

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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I don't want your nasty ass fingers to touch my CD, Brian.

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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got a picture, city?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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I'm going to bet I'm one of the cleanest persons you know

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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I'll see if I can find the CD somewhere

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:29 PM

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\o/

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:30 PM

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if anything I don't want to touch the cd in which your fingers have touched, all that cheeto dust and whatnot

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:30 PM

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Sup bruh

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cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:30 PM

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wtf is that

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:30 PM

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A leafblower

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:30 PM

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It ain’t a rake

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:30 PM

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Clip you live next to me though right?

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oh my gosh okay kash what's that one peepo emote where the peepo has a monocole and it's like

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:31 PM

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I found a box full of judo medals

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:31 PM

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they're investigating something

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:31 PM

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I’m actually about to do my leaves

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:31 PM

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almost the same thing

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:31 PM

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because I've needed to use that like 3 times today

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:31 PM

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Ez with the leaf blower

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Makes my neighbors jealous

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:32 PM

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yeah no I've no idea where it's at, it's probably at my sisters place

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didn't really prioritize my alexander ryback CD when moving to uni

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:32 PM

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Sunday morning I did my yard and next thing I know I get home from the grocery store and they are all mowing and raking lmao

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:32 PM

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clip sometime I'd like to borrow your leafblower, ours broke :(

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:32 PM

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Except my lazy neighbor next door

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I always draw a line

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:33 PM

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rip

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:33 PM

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Now I gotta rake leaves with.. a rake

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:33 PM

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I am the best leafblower around

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:33 PM

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oh yeah can you put it in a pile to jump in?

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didn't think so

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:34 PM

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Lol here my wife posted on Facebook about it

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😂😂

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:34 PM

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Lol.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:34 PM

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why blow leaves when you can blow the neighbour?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:34 PM

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alRIGHT CITY

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BEGONE

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:35 PM

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no don't begone

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:35 PM

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I am not a thot

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you can't dismiss me like that

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:35 PM

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city is love, city is life

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:35 PM

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I am a hatred and death

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:36 PM

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Leaf blower is life

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:36 PM

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Clip how much was that leaf blower?

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:36 PM

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Less than 200 and does the job just fine

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:36 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/263760569574752266/641312936228421655/unknown.png
the new statuses are really put to great use

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:36 PM

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heh

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:36 PM

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I think it was like 175

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:36 PM

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That's not too bad.

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I'd rather get a new pressurewasher though.

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Ours broke too (what a coincidence) all the seals are busted and it's output is less than the garden hose.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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aren't you like 5

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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It’s not huge but it works for me just fine

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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I'm more wondering why the age/location is in the name

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hmmm

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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why do you need a leafblower

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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He wants to make chores easier

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Why else

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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It's not the age, it's the exam session 😛

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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No I'm the one who handles the outside ._.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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They're sitting IB exams in May 2019

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:37 PM

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ah

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:38 PM

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Also I'm fairly certain she's a girl

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:38 PM

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I need a pressure washer too

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:38 PM

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not a 19 year old male

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:38 PM

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Lmk a good one

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:38 PM

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you never know these days

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:38 PM

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I guess raking the leaves aren't too bad but there's a big giant tree in our neighbor's yard and those trees shed a BUUNCH of tiny leaves.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:38 PM

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I'm M18 and I sure the hell hope I'm not 18 again

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being able to buy alcohol is a freedom I don't want taken away

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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I was thinking either electric or gas but it seems like gas pressure washers are more powerful and they don't have to be plugged in.

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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how old are you again city

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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Look how many leaves I still have to blow

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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20, basically a grandpa

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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I gotta go gas

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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I see

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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That's a pretty tree.

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It's cute, haha.

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:39 PM

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That’s a lot of leaves

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Here’s my pile from yesterday and I just did it Sunday

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:40 PM

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heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:40 PM

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lol so we have IB employees in there monitoring the server

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austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:40 PM

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sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:40 PM

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austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:40 PM

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now that’s a lotta leaves

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:40 PM

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staff members like this makes us look hella mature

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:41 PM

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A+ name

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:41 PM

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Leaf blower is love lol

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Wife is like if you do the yard I’ll do the dishes and laundry

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:41 PM

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We have snow here already

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:41 PM

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Ok

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:41 PM

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Clip the leaf blower doesn’t make you strong though

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:41 PM

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so like, if you can't see the leaves they're clearly not a problem

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:41 PM

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Idgaf

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:42 PM

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I had a bit of snowfall and then it all melted and now it’s sunny, good old Michigan

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:42 PM

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I throw on ear buds and open Spotify

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And walk around

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Cardio

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:42 PM

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I went to the grocery store to buy crisps today

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that was my cardio

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:42 PM

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oh gosh, city in public????

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:42 PM

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Work smarter not harder

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:42 PM

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You can't walk outside without freezing your nuts off so my name is now Alexandra.

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:43 PM

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when is that show coming out made by city and stef

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 5:43 PM

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Typing with one hand as am eating good chips

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heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:43 PM

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We need a really cute protagonist

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:43 PM

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@woven otter so you like gay porn

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:44 PM

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If the lead ain't hot then people will get bored after 10 minutes

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:44 PM

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😂😂

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:44 PM

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Also I would love to direct a hacking themed porno

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Oh no there's a breach in my pants, someone has entered the mainframe

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:44 PM

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heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:45 PM

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He put his signature all over my back

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:45 PM

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sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:46 PM

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Anything walking could hack into that.... hide your animals

merry talon Nov 5, 2019, 5:46 PM

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something something brute force

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:46 PM

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^good one

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blow my dick like snowden blew that whistle

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:47 PM

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Was gonna say hide your dogs but I know there are furries in here

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:48 PM

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hide them too, please

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:49 PM

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I love this channel

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:49 PM

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who the fuck is going around Sweden cutting horses

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like how bored do you have to be to grab a knife and go cut a horse

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:50 PM

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maybe there were sweets inside?

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:50 PM

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Someone hungry

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:50 PM

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@sturdy fulcrum do you

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:50 PM

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Do I what

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:50 PM

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yes

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:51 PM

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do you like gay porn

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:51 PM

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Only if you are the Star

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:51 PM

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that's pretty gay

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:51 PM

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clip has a duck fetish confirmed

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also, duck will never be a star, not even as a porn star

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:52 PM

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wow

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that's very duckist

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:52 PM

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mtm you can star in my porno if you'd like

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:52 PM

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🗡 🦆

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:52 PM

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Im married and have 2 children but she doesn’t know my fetishes yet

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:53 PM

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that's interesting

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i guess they're too bizarre

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:53 PM

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Glad it gives you a rise

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:53 PM

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you should give me a raise

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:54 PM

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porn stars don't really make that much

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:54 PM

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You should be paying me

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:54 PM

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you should

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I support PlaceholderAPI so it should be enough as a payment

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:54 PM

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ew

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:55 PM

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City when will you release FastAsyncPlaceholdersSquared

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:55 PM

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Revoke your support and send $5 towards my next bottle of alcohol

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:55 PM

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I have a Christian PAPI fork already

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:55 PM

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FAPS?

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:55 PM

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it's bone Tuesday

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woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:55 PM

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yes

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FAPS

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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It was released to combat the evil that was the daddy alias

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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duck has a placeholder fetish confirmed

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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clip that sounds like a scam

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imagine supporting alcoholism

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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you sound like a scam

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uncooked chicken

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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you do

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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Faps don’t even make sense unless you fap

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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Forge Annual Parley?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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fapping is very gay

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:56 PM

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wiz has a forge fetish confirmed

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disgusting

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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imagine stroking a penis like wtf

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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Lol

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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imagine needing to touch your dick to fap

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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wiz does it with pure willpower

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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imagine needing to fap

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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imagine being a duck

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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who did that

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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kash has a tendency to rename people

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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💅

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:57 PM

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that's how I became a weeb

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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what is that

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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duck is getting his nails did

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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ducks dont have nails

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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that's cute, I love painted nails

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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honestly looked like a weird hotdog at first glance

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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they do have corkscrew dicks though

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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wiz you are disgusting

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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Some ducks also have two separate entrances to their vaginas

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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Thonk

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:58 PM

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so they can prevent pregnancies when raped

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because ducks are notorious rapists

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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why do you even know that

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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ducks are also known to engage in homosexual necrophilia

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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I want to be safe

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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when raping ducks?

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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Cmon guys

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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n...no

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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AH GOTCHA

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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that's just wrong

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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I am not a duck rapist.

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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are you therapist

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 5:59 PM

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you are wrong, fingernails

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:00 PM

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Nor am I a child diddling priest with a dinosaur fetish

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We've established I'm a good (maybe) guy

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:00 PM

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ur never good

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 6:00 PM

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you're a great guy

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:00 PM

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and you're a guy!

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:01 PM

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This community is fucked up

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 6:01 PM

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I am

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:01 PM

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clip you're wrong

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:01 PM

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Not paper

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:01 PM

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clip doesn't like that we exposed the duck rape stuff

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:01 PM

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But Minecraft in general

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:02 PM

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they never like being exposed

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:02 PM

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Stay away from your parents bedroom doors after bedtime

cosmic raft Nov 5, 2019, 6:02 PM

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lol

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:03 PM

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are they playing minecraft in there??

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:03 PM

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Daddy is playing survival

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Mom is playing creative but still trying to reach to objective

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:04 PM

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If my parents had sex they wouldn't have time to fight as much

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:04 PM

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Just tell them to stfu

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:05 PM

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They don't talk anymore, it's mostly my mom trying to kill my dad and my dad trying to run away. Surprisingly quiet activities

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murder and escape, that is

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:05 PM

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Tell them to get a board game to claim dominance

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:05 PM

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every community that involves gaming and internet is usually bad clip

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:06 PM

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my community is the best

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:06 PM

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Is it empty?

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:06 PM

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ofc you would say that

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:06 PM

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Sometimes I feel like a therapist because my community only wants help

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:06 PM

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Who here likes bdubs?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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ew you watch minecraft wtf

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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B dubs is garbage

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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minecraft is for 3 year olds

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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I haven't watched bdubs, should I?

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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I eat real wings

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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Buffalo Wild Wings, it’s a restaurant.

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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📎 image0.jpg

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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Also my community is the best community, better than barty’s no doubt

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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Those are real wings

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:07 PM

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my community is mtm approved

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he also can't take back his approval

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I'll just forge it if he does

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:08 PM

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Chip when can I come over to try some?

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:08 PM

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doubt

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:08 PM

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When you grow some balls

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:08 PM

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The name is outrageous

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:08 PM

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What name?

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:08 PM

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who would name anything IntellectualSites

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oh

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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why is everyone kashike

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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who would name anything he..

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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why are you not kashike

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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everyone’s kashike but you, leaf

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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because kashike is bae and everyone wants to be him

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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wdym

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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isn't that obvious?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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you’re either kashike or you’re lead

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laa era d

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Fkvb

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leaf

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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are you ok

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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r/ihadastroke

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:09 PM

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typing on a phone is hard ok?

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r/ihavereddit

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:10 PM

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leaf missed a prime opportunity to call him a retard

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and all he could think of was a dumb reaction

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leaf fucking sucks

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:11 PM

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Mhm

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:11 PM

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what would be required to make mc run at 120 ticks

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:11 PM

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Modifications to mc.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:11 PM

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A very good host

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:12 PM

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the way a lot of shooters do for example

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:12 PM

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And a bit of fairy dust

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:12 PM

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city u suck too

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:12 PM

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If you remove a whole bunch of expensive logic and stop limiting the tickrate then uh, possible

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so like

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modifications to mc

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:12 PM

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Remove everything basically

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:12 PM

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changing tickrate is like one line of code tbh

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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I wish minecraft was not a mess internally

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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You need to be able to sustain the 120tps tho

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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getting things to work....normally...at that tickrate is an entirely different question

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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just changing the limit isn't going to magically bring it up

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most servers can barely keep 20

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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even if you have the hardware for the performance requirements

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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Wish granted, Minecraft no longer exists as the entirety of Minecraft is a mess

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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everything will go 6x too fast

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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what about variable game speed

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 PM

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furnace items will smelt in 12% of the time, mobs move 500% faster, etc

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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yikes

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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tbh

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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You can obviously change that too

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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there is no gain from increasing tickrate really

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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i.e, make the mobs slower

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decrease furnace melting speeds

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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pvp servers would bnefit

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benefit*

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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not really

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50ms is average-good ping already

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things aren't really getting delayed by tickrate

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:14 PM

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also @woven otter stop being so fucking rude like wtf is your problem like wtf dude why the hell are you so mean like wtf?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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unless you're playing LAN or something

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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pvp servers always benefit from stupid and meaningless changes

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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then i can see the benefits of 5ms tickrate

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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@heady spear oh ur the one talking now

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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I wish the underlying game was not shit

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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Yes clearly

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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go play a different game then

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dumbass

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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are you dumb or something?

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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are you dum

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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no r u

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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minecraft pvp lul

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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I mean from a coding perspective

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:15 PM

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no u r

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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mc is incredible fun

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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no u r

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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ur all retarded

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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and my most played game by far

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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ur retarded leaf

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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ur retarded

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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ur

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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@static badge stop being so fucking rude like wtf is your problem like wtf dude why the hell are you so mean like wtf?

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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I just wish the underlying code was not retarded

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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ur retarded

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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City you're actually retarded

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:16 PM

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I have a piece of paper that says I'm not

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:17 PM

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Minecraft coding isn't even THAT bad, the issue is 10 years of technical debt players and 2b2t wont let them fix

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:17 PM

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2b2t?

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:17 PM

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something something multithread

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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I doubt that paper is valid

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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also java is just inherently slow

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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it is!!!

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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compared to C++ o Rust

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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Yes, bad Java, bad!

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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What makes you say that, Phantom?

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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that's just a dumb utterance

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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java is just inherently slow

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annnd there we go

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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What about Java is inherently slow?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:18 PM

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proof he's retarded

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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uhh guys I heard java is JIT and not uhh compiled it must be slow

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if minecraft was just made in C++ it would be fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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java CAN be fast. just as you CAN make a very slow C++ game

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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I only program in Assembly

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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nope, Minecraft is just a mess mess inside

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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assembly is for noobs

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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if minecraft was written in C++ correctly it would be fast

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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chris sawyer wrote roller coaster tycoon in assembly

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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You're a noob

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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they started throwing performance out the window back in 1.3

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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postfix is for pros

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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and SUPER throwing it out at 1.8

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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RCT ❤

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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you should just hardcode your shit to rom

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:19 PM

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phantom, wow

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just wow

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:20 PM

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if minecraft was written in Java properly it would be fast, whats your point?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:20 PM

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the highest level code he wrote was some C bindings for the graphics lib iirc (dx?)

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man i wonder if i still have my RCT disk

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:20 PM

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I do actually

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:20 PM

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i sure don't have a cd/dvd drive anymore LUL

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maybe in a box in my basement...

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:20 PM

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I should've both RCT and RCT2.

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:20 PM

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no I am complaining about the general messy internals of minecraft and the lack of effort to optimize it by the actual devs who are owned by microsoft

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:20 PM

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I have RCT2, I don't think I ever owned the original

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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we talking Roller Coaster Tycoon?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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I personally code in fl20

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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You just said that jave is inherently slow

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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you literally just said something else

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yes

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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RCT2 is pretty much a pure upgrade from RCT imo

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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now you're backtracking and saying that minecraft is slow because of microsoft?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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imagine if minecraft was professionally developed software and not some dude's hobby project 9 years ago

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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don't dum talk your way out

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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it would never have gotten so big

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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Java is slow compared C++ even when done properly

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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they are both available on steam ATM

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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yeah Minecraft was a hobby project

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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phantom

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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you didnt say that

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lol

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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you're fucking retarded

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shut up

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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wow

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rude

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:21 PM

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berry rude

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:22 PM

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https://benchmarksgame-team.pages.debian.net/benchmarksgame/fastest/java-gpp.html

Java vs C++ g++ - Which programs are fastest? | Computer Languag...

Java C++ g++ - Which programs are fastest?

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:22 PM

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aPES_Popcorn

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:22 PM

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here these are optimized benchmarks

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:22 PM

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Sure, C++ could improve it, but the main bottleneck isn't Java here

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:22 PM

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yeah I can google too

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and pick the very first result

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and seem like I actually know something

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:22 PM

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thonk

📎 Screen_Shot_2019-11-05_at_1.22.29_PM.png

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:22 PM

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poor coding practice and 10yo hardware support is why we are in this situation

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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You do realize you're comparing rampup speeds, right?

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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actually I keep this one save for when I need to argue this point

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but I can find another one

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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yeah right

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of course you do

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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I do

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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use graal with aot and you're going to minimize the speed needed to launch the JVM, and whoopdifuckingdo, there you go

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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None of those account for how java needs some time to warm up

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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fucking retards

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:23 PM

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wow duck insulting people

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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JIT is one, literally starting the vm

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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Duck chill.

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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https://gyazo.com/d3713369d971f22a5f845a932889eb39

Gyazo

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notice the bookmark

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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java code itself is fast, the JVM just takes a bit of time to get going

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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just read what spotted and city wrote

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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Are you trying to prove yourself to us that you.. bookmarked it?

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congratulations I guess

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really accomplished

sturdy fulcrum Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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Stop comparing java to c

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:24 PM

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you said I picke the first thing off google

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:25 PM

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dont bring C into this, this is java vs C++

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:25 PM

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I said I save the page for when I argued this point

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:25 PM

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because it is literally the first thing that came up when I googled "java vs c++ performance"

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well, the second

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:25 PM

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C++ is just C version 2

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Can't people get their heads around this? Smh my head.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:25 PM

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C++ as a general purpose language is pretty meh imo

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Probably do it in C at that point

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:25 PM

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I mean it's right there, C == 1, C++ == 2

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WAIT

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++C == 2

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thonk

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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hyperthink

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Actually, you already incremented C before, so now it'd be 3

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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oh not there definitely reasons for using Java it just it slow as shit compared to C++ for a lot of tasks, games are one of them

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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there's also the part where C++ has horrible non-windows support

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Everytime I consider using C++ I always end up using C

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Man I just made C version 3

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Call it ++C++

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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I think the thing about Java I love is the syntax.

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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or C++++

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Then they had to make the new switch statement

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and use the arrow lambdas which is weird

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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Lambdas ❤

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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I have been tryna learn rust recently

quasi valley Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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lambdas are bae

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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Also new switch is pretty good

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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its been fun

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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switch expressions are awesome

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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https://blog.joda.org/2019/11/java-switch-4-wrongs-dont-make-right.html

Java switch - 4 wrongs don't make a right

The switch statement in Java is being changed. But is it an upgrade or a mess? Classic switch The classic switch statement in Java isn'...

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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and the lambda syntax is sane compared to some other languages

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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why C city

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tell me

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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you guys wanna help me get minecraft working in brainfuck? sounds far more efficient

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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Yeah so why are they using the arrow lambda syntax in the new switch statement?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:27 PM

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because C++ is a bloody fucking mess

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:28 PM

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Someone wrote a brainfrik interpreter in brainfrik

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 6:28 PM

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also hard as hell to learn

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:28 PM

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I wanted normal answer not your angst u bloody mess

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:28 PM

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that's my honest answer

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there are a billion ways to do something in C++ out of which 0 are correct

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:28 PM

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Nice

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:28 PM

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I feel that

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:29 PM

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I hate the fact I can't manage resources as directly with java

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that my biggest gripe with it

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:29 PM

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What resources can't you manage directly?

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:29 PM

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as directly

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:29 PM

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everyone just code in Binary, problem solved. we no need these fancy languages

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:29 PM

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There's direct memeory access, there are memory mapped files and you can do whatever the fuck you want when it comes to data

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:29 PM

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just use theUnsafe if you want to go that way

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:29 PM

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Yeah that's the thing, programming languages are just making our lives easier. Choose whatever fits your project.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:30 PM

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The only difference is that you're in a VM

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Everything you can access in C++ you can access in Java.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:30 PM

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uh can you access structs in java?

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didn't. think. so. checkmate c++ers

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:30 PM

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well you have JNI too

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:30 PM

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wait

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checkmate javaers

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:31 PM

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JNI so I can plug C++ into my java code

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:31 PM

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yes

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:31 PM

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JNI so you can interact with native binaries. Yes.

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:31 PM

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why not just do pure C++

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:31 PM

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yes

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:31 PM

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you must be trolling, right?

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why use C++ when you use assembly?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:32 PM

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uhh

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:32 PM

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assembly is fun

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:32 PM

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you're just using C++ to perform system calls

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:32 PM

#

📎 unknown.png

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:33 PM

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seems like a lot of dumb overhead to me

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:33 PM

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at the end of the day though, what does it matter? unless someone feels like writing a java>C++ wrapper that will allow everyone to switch to C++ the argument is moot. minecraft is in Java and will stay in Java. don't like it? always bedrock...

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:33 PM

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System calls slow, must avoid 😤

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:33 PM

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tbh if bedrock wasn't feature starved I would switch

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:33 PM

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But for real. Properly written Java is more than fast enough for vast majority of things.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:33 PM

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If bedrock was on mac, and had mods, and wasn't ugly, I'd switch

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:33 PM

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You can just use cuberite if you want your C++

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I will warn you though, they use an insane amount of line breaks in their source code

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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is that still updated?

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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bedrock can be forced to run on mac

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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Cuberite's code style guidelines are messed up

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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they're way behind but it has not been abandoned

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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At least it's not md_5 code.

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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1.12.2 last supported version

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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I like md_5 he seems like a nice guy but I DON'T LIKE THAT CODING SYNTAX.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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this is worse, brian. Way worse.

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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I guess 1.13 kinda killed a lot of Minecraft rewrites

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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Is it? I'm going to go check.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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they're still working on 1.13

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kind of

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:34 PM

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and what is bedrock starved on? the only thing is nobody has written a forge yet for it

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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I don't think it's a priority :p

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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Ah yeah, C++ "packages" are uppercased.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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namespaces

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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I love paper, my complaint is the vanilla games java is a mess, but I mentioned java is slow compared to other options an got crucified lmao

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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not packages 😛

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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The more I look at Bukkit's code, the more I don't want it.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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I think my main thing I love about Java is the coding syntax. It's probably because I grew up learning Java but the syntax is one of my favorites.

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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classic bukkit is pretty gross tbh

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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Everything's an object which means no weird << syntax like in C++, everything is either a field or a method.

placid thicket Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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because Java isn't slow. the VM startup is

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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Because saying Java is slow compared to C++ is a non-argument

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:35 PM

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Java is not slow

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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And also having a .cpp and an .h file for every single file is weird.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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"<<" being weird is because C++ supports operator overloading

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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https://github.com/cuberite/cuberite/blob/master/src/BlockState.cpp

GitHub

cuberite/cuberite

A lightweight, fast and extensible game server for Minecraft - cuberite/cuberite

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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I haven't gotten over the .h + .cpp thing either

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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Holy guacamole you weren't joking, City.

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There's like 5 line breaks between each method.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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not because java is object oriented

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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COMBINED with md_5 style

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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fully optimized java is slower than fully optimized C++

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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header files are dope

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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It's like md_5 style but they like abusing line breaks.

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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holy fuck is this guy still being retarded

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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Sure, Phantom. But well-written Java is still fast enough.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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I haven't really gotten into C++ much so I can't speak, you probably know more than I do.

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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you know you can compile java to native code?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:36 PM

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I just like Java's syntax.

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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Minecraft is not really what I'd call 'well-written'

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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that doesn't run on a vm?

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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^

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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I'd rather have too many line breaks, then use too little, but at some point, you just gotta stop.

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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you know c++ is also just a language

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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Stef, THIS is when to stop.

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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badly written C++ is slow too

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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I have seen their code

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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If you need 5 line breaks to make the code more readable then you should probably rethink the way you write code

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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but the peak speed of optimized C++ exceeds java by a lot

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:37 PM

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k this guy is just straight retarded

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:38 PM

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Yeah I just don't like C++ syntax.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:38 PM

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The speed of what? Busy waiting?

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:38 PM

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C++ is a massive mess and nobody should like it

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:38 PM

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just push electrons on a circuitboard at least then you can't argue about a programming language being slow

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:38 PM

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But it has stuff that I miss in C

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:38 PM

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I'd imagine branching would be faster running natively than in the JVM, so if the code does nothing then it'd probably be faster

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:39 PM

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Goodness gracious, it's md_5 style of coding where the brackets are on a separate line AND waay too many line breaks. At least it doesn't have spaces between the parameters and the parentheses.

📎 Screen_Shot_2019-11-05_at_1.38.18_PM.png

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The main thing is that I really can't imagine working on this code and not going insane.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:39 PM

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Allman is the least of my concerns tbh

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:39 PM

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That's what you call the wrong bracket style

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:39 PM

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I don't mind md_5's code style, as long as you're consistent.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:39 PM

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Except...

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:39 PM

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Right, of course. Follow the project's code style.

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I still wouldn't want to work on it though.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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I've used it and you get used to it 🤷

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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there's only one true brace style

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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python is fucking ugly though

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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K&R gang

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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Yes

if (true)
    {
    //code
    }

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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so today was day two of my python adventure and it's still bloody miserable

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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oof

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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stef, uh

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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Hmm?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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did you see the snippet I posted from my prof before?

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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no that's wrong

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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If not I'll send you a screenshot

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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I've seen somebody seriously suggest that style

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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I don't think I've seen that one

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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like unironically

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:40 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/wG51k7v.png best brace style tbh

Imgur

A Python programmer attempting Java

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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Yes

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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half precision is barely an option for java too

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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https://rubbaboy.me/codeformatter/

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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^

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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which makes me sad

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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What half precision are you talking about

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16-bit floats?

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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^

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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📎 Screenshot_from_2019-11-05_19-41-42.png

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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sorry should have specified

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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Is there really that good support for that in C++? I've never come across that

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:41 PM

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Oh no

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Oh no, that's very bad

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Please don't do this

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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that site is great

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view-source on it

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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there are libaries for it in C++

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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chef eating their own food

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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Software-emulated...?

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That's a no from me

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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its more like a native extension

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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stef, he "recommend this because it's more readable"

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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i'm disappointed their xml formatting doesn't follow their code formatting tbh

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:42 PM

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its good for graphics stuff

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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📎 unknown.png

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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<body                       >
<body                      />```

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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I try to avoid floats in general, also in graphics

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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yea

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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Floats are bloody awful

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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why are you bullying floats

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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I'm only saying that because we had to do manually convert them to iee754 format my last exam

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:43 PM

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I basically use half floats, floats, and ints, and bytes for everything

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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and dealing with them in general is pretty miserable

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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I avoid doubles when I can

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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Do you really always write super performance critical code? 🤔

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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No.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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dealing with floats is hella time consuming

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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I write super ultra mega extreme supreme performance critical code.

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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well my latest work has been with compute shaders

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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so don't use them unless you have to 🤷

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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That's how you know I'm a professional 😎

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:44 PM

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so sorta recently

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one of the things i am working on rn is a path tracer using half precision

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:45 PM

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ew tf

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:46 PM

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Have you seen IQs article about floating bars?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:46 PM

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why would you use half precision for anything

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unless you're on a 16 bit cpu

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:46 PM

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It saves a whole 16 bits wiz

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:46 PM

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no it doesn't

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:46 PM

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16 bits

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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your cpu isn't operating in 16 bit mode

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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the lack of accuracy hit is fine for path tracing cause you run denoising later and your doing stuff off a modern gpu

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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you're just ignoring high bits

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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with double rate fp16

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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I have a 16 bit cpu

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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But I can pack two 16-bit floats into 32 bits 😏 Massive savings

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Ok yeah no.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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wait it's 64 bit

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:47 PM

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doesn't sound like he's using them for storage savings

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so i'm talking about processing

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:48 PM

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intially I was using regular fp32

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:48 PM

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you save some processing tbf

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:48 PM

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The NVidia performance guide does say to use 16-bit indices instead of 32 bits..

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:48 PM

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but it was slow as shit so tried fp16 and its been pretty good for this

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:49 PM

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less divisions because there are less numbers 😛

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:49 PM

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float divisions ew

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:49 PM

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indices for what

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who the fuck indexes things with floats

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:49 PM

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It was for vertex buffers so those were integers yes

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and uh, javascript?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:49 PM

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LUL

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i think that's just a language detail because it only has Number tbf

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it's not like things are internally indexed by float

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number just converted to int for indexing most likely?

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:50 PM

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the rays are calculated with half precision because they are followed with denoising for clean up and TAA and sharpening after taht

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:50 PM

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I read that even integers are implemented as just 64-bit floats so the max integer value with full accuracy is 2^53 -1

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it's just bad

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Also any opinions on this https://www.nextplatform.com/2019/07/08/new-approach-could-sink-floating-point-computation/

The Next Platform

Michael Feldman

New Approach Could Sink Floating Point Computation

In 1985, the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE) established IEEE 754, a standard for floating point formats and arithmetic that

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:51 PM

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Wait what?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:51 PM

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IEEE754 is nightmare fuel

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:51 PM

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I don't like the article, it leaves out a lot of details and I'm sceptical

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 6:51 PM

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. In this case, something better is posits, his third iteration of his “universal numbers” research.

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i just barely skimmed

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and it tells you something if this guy is on his third iteration

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:52 PM

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regular floating points are fine for accuracy

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your rarely need a double tbh

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:52 PM

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Regular floating points are disgusting

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:52 PM

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What does it tell you, wiz?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:52 PM

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accuracy of arithemetic is highly variable with all floating point numbers

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:52 PM

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That he's worked a while on it or that it's a bad idea?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:53 PM

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You rarely need floating points, is the truth 😛

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:53 PM

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Also Phantom, just in case you haven't read this, here's a potentially interesting read https://iquilezles.org/www/articles/floatingbar/floatingbar.htm

Inigo Quilez :: fractals, computer graphics, mathematics, shaders,...

Tutorials and articles of Inigo Quilez on computer graphics, fractals, demoscene, shaders and more.

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:53 PM

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cool

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this looks fun

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:54 PM

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wait are we just forgetting we hate phantom now

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:54 PM

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i think you are the only one who hates me

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thats ok I don't hate you

olive garden Nov 5, 2019, 6:54 PM

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No, I also hate you

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:54 PM

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😦 I don't like to be alone in my hatred

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:54 PM

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I don't hate any of you

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:54 PM

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I mean I guess we all still disagree that Java is slow

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:55 PM

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you all seem fun

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:55 PM

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If you say something stupid you deserve backlash for it for all eternity

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:55 PM

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😄

fallen jungle Nov 5, 2019, 6:55 PM

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Oh we are fun

warped spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:55 PM

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@heady spear true it is the rule of the internet

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my complaints with java are from my experiences with modding minecraft tbh

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and preference for C++ and floating points from graphics programming

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🤷

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:58 PM

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Are you complaining about Java or about Forge's API?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 6:59 PM

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the fact that you prefer floating points for anything means that you haven't ever had to deal them them on a low level .-.

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they're bloody disgusting

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 6:59 PM

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You're british aren't you, city?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:00 PM

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Java has historically had uh.... minor performance problems. Many of the archaic arguments against Java don't really apply in 2019

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The language sure has problems, but problems with performance are not significant at all. The problem is mostly with how the language is used.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:02 PM

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Alright, City, what are your recommendations on the proper use of Java?

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:02 PM

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Don't use it for everything

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:02 PM

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Java and C++ both have issues with old and rusty codebases, but Java has been way better about solving those issues

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C++ has modern C++

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which is uh

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well

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interesting

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Well, first of all, consider the requirements of the system and the program you're running. Sometimes you might need to offer JIT for AOT, which could yield faster turnaround times in the short run

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but JIT can have a pretty significant impact in the long run

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Do you need really quick launch times? Then waiting for the JVM might not be ideal. Possibly consider ditching it for some crazy graal native code shit

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there are also alternative VMs that do certain things better. Essentially, pick the correct tools for your needs 🤷

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:06 PM

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Okay.

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City what are your hobbies apart from programming?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:07 PM

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I like sleeping

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:07 PM

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I'm gonna use that one in the future actually, thank you

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:07 PM

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I workout and I take photos of stuffs and things. Those are my main hobbies 😛

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:08 PM

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Stef, do you want a discord avatar?

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And City, what are your favorite games?

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Apart from Minecraft.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:09 PM

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I barely ever play games tbh but the last game I really enjoyed was FFXIV 😛

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it's utter trash tho

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Oh and FFXV was also good, forgot I played that shit

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:10 PM

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Okay, okay, do you have any pets? Any animal friends?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:11 PM

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are you trying to steal my identity

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:11 PM

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No.

olive garden Nov 5, 2019, 7:11 PM

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just your password

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when were you born?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:11 PM

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So no animals? Huh okay.

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If you were to get an animal friend, what would it be? Dogs, cats, chickens?

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:11 PM

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42

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:12 PM

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I have three cats but couldn't move with me when I started uni 😛

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I also had a pony but he died, and our other horse got a brain tumour and died

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:12 PM

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That's really sad I'm sorry to hear that, horses are great animals.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:13 PM

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the one that got the tumour was a fucking asshole tho

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:13 PM

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I'm.. sorry to hear that too.

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Moving on, what do you hope to get out of being a developer?

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Money? Fame? Just for kicks?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:14 PM

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😛 I'm really not planning on working with development, it's a backup plan

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:14 PM

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Alright, what got you into development?

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:14 PM

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all the fat chicks and mcdonalds he can have

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:14 PM

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fame and money are about the least likely outcomes of a career in software engineering in this country lol

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I really wanted to write a prompt that asked for my age and then printed it back in the terminal

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in case I forgot, you know?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:16 PM

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Yeah, I think that's how we all started out haha.

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Now tell me, are you a man of many secrets?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:16 PM

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I'm actually a nonbinary chicken

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I'm not sure if chickens can keep secrets

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:17 PM

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Alright.

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As a person who has 5 chickens in their backyard I can confirm they can keep secrets. They're actually quite intelligent.

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Moving on forward with your life, what's something you hope to accomplish in the near future?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:19 PM

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📎 Screenshot_from_2019-11-05_20-18-58.png

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bro you reminded me of Earl

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:19 PM

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Earl sounds like a lovely person

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:19 PM

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LOL I'm actually quite clean though, showers at least every day and whatnot.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:19 PM

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As much as I love talking about myself, I do have something else to do rn

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:20 PM

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I vacuum my room at least 3 times a week.

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Alright see you later City, thanks for your time.

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(it's a small room though)

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:20 PM

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thanks for your passwords*

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😉

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:20 PM

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stef so do you want an avatar or not?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:21 PM

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^yes my passwords are developerwith3catsand2deadhorsesthatlikesphotography

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:21 PM

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The theme is that I basically keep the default for every account I have, so I think I'm gonna stick with that. Thanks for the offer though.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:21 PM

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Really? That's pretty interesting.

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I'm pretty nuts for branding myself so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:23 PM

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I have the same name pretty much everywhere, so you should still be able to recognize me if needed

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But other than that, I don't really care about it that much

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 7:24 PM

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thanks for the password ur hacked

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:24 PM

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Oh noes

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:25 PM

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You can find me anywhere as TehBrian, or ItsTehBrian.

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There's not one account I have that isn't that.

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Easier to find me but I don't care, you can find people easily anyway.

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:26 PM

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why have a typo in your brand name though? thonk

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:26 PM

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Alright, when did Minecraft account renaming come out?

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2015?

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Anyway, when that happened, I needed to change my name because I didn't like my previous one.

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:26 PM

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also > not owning tehbrian.dev

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:27 PM

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I'm not very creative, so I just tried "TheBrian"

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Taken, so "TehBrian" was the second best bet.

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:27 PM

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what's wrong with BrianHernando? 🤔

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:27 PM

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It's grown on me and at this point trying to rename every account I own wouldn't be worth the hassle.

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I don't like it.

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Long, not memorizable, and similarly to TehBrian but WORSE, it's hard to pronounce.

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TehBrian, pronounce it how you like but you can still get across "Teh"

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Hernando, everyone (depending on where you're from) will say it differently.

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:28 PM

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wat

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how else can you say that?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:28 PM

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go to general voice.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:28 PM

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Her-nan-do?

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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IRC doesn't have voice :P

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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Oof, yeah.

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Well if it's said properly it's Er-nan-do.

dense temple Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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ErnanDO, emphasis on the last part.

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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voice channels on irc?

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lul

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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So a silent H at the front

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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Yes, that's how spanish works.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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clearly spanish

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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Are you Spanish?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:29 PM

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Yeah.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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Oh, didn't know that

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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If you look at my youtube you can see some super quality content by the way.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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I bet stef says hola with an h

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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I don't

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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sure u don't

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJ7hZXlmHA

YouTube

TehBrian

Communist Eggs

I have no idea why I made this.

▶ Play video

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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(DiscordBot) Communist Eggs - length 59s - 1 like, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 27 views - TehBrian on 2019.02.07

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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Guaranteed you won't find better content anywhere else on the planet.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:30 PM

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uh I disagree

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spottedleaf has good content

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:31 PM

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Well, I haven't had any formal Spanish study or something, but I think I could manage hola.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:31 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-EXH7OWDQM

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:31 PM

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(DiscordBot) Using a water bucket effectively - length 19s - 33 views - searchndstroy on 2014.08.15

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:31 PM

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he made this awesome tutorial

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:32 PM

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That's adorable.

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I like to think about the fact that once, Leaf was a 9 year old who just wanted to play Minecraft.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:32 PM

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Isn't that still the case?
runs

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 7:32 PM

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so 4 years ago?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:33 PM

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Yup.

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 7:34 PM

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4

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 7:34 PM

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searchndstroy

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.leaf

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:34 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289587909051416579/550924756111589397/Peek_2019-03-01_01-17.webm

▶ Play video

static badge Nov 5, 2019, 7:34 PM

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wiz

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You're retarded

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:34 PM

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.brian

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:34 PM

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https://v.redd.it/1n80cxwrinx21/DASH_480

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:35 PM

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wtf

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:35 PM

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Cracks me up everytime.

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:35 PM

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But, like, how... why?

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:35 PM

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Guy wanted melted cheese, what can you say?

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Alright, melted cheese is pretty good, but still

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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what a smart guy

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Anyone here want to play Minecraft by the way 🤠

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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I'd rather play IJ

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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http://tinyurl.com/y3cuhj4x

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Can someone do a fitting peepo emote for me please?

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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No

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 7:36 PM

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Leaf not that peepo emote.

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Not that one.

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kash where was that one 1.14 server?

subtle hollow Nov 5, 2019, 8:01 PM

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its time for my talk in here again

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how are you guys doing

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i had a lovely talk last time with cat and some others

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 8:01 PM

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I'm doing fine, how about you?

subtle hollow Nov 5, 2019, 8:02 PM

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good!

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that is.. not good

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what subject?

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oh

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physics?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 8:03 PM

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touch hot thing, get burned

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all you need to know for life

subtle hollow Nov 5, 2019, 8:04 PM

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lol

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i cant imagine how that sounds in dutch

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sounds funny

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Hitte- en massaoverdrachtsfenomeen

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oh

wide chasm Nov 5, 2019, 8:07 PM

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Is that someone who doesn't put incorrect spaces between words in Dutch? I'm proud!

subtle hollow Nov 5, 2019, 8:08 PM

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hey

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you gotta get your grammar right

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uni?

pulsar wigeon Nov 5, 2019, 8:09 PM

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42

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fuck calculus tbh

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also those questions sound like traps

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"Briefly discuss..."

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then you get points docked cuz you just wrote and explained a mathematical induction instead of a 5 paragraph essay

prime pawn Nov 5, 2019, 8:12 PM

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How to trigger you all and revive chat: "1.8"

subtle hollow Nov 5, 2019, 8:12 PM

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they gave me a choice to follow calculus here

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didnt bother

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im loving it man

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gson telling me something is not a valid JSON object while it is

prime pawn Nov 5, 2019, 8:13 PM

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barty, there's a pretty decent Discord server for mathematics

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:19 PM

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Ew I’m so happy I decided to ditch physics

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I’ve one more mechanics class then I’m done with all my physics credits. That shit looks awful

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:20 PM

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why are you happy with that

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:21 PM

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??? Because physics is painful

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It’s fun in theory but when you actually get to higher level physics courses you kind of realize how they’re not fun at all

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:21 PM

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ur painful why aren't you ditched yet

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:22 PM

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If you’ve nothing nice to say then why speak at all

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:22 PM

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I'm not nice

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:22 PM

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I opted for more math instead, and I don’t regret that decision at all

fossil abyss Nov 5, 2019, 8:23 PM

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woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:23 PM

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ahh I kinda want to do physics but I'm kinda expecting to be fucked in the head if I decide to do it

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:24 PM

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I mean, if you’re interested then you’ll find ways to make it work

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I realized I wasn’t interested in the material we covered at all and so I didn’t care enough to try

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:25 PM

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I mean I really started to like math once I learnt about calculus and physics was hard in uni but still interesting enough

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:25 PM

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The only physics course I really enjoyed was relativity but then we got to general relativity and I was like uh no thx

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Fuck relativist mechanics and fuck black holes and fuck Einstein and fuck his postulates

subtle hollow Nov 5, 2019, 8:27 PM

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likes relativity
fuck einstein

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k

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:27 PM

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I liked the fluffy parts of special relativity, to be specific xd

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:27 PM

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Now I'm curious

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:28 PM

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I’ve done quite poorly in physics courses overall. I had to take wave mechanics three times lol

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Tbf the class was so fucking boring and the exams were hella weird. Like they asked stuff about interferometers and Guinean tribal drums out of nowhere

prime pawn Nov 5, 2019, 8:31 PM

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So, I had a thought. If I could somehow flip the item in an itemframe (flip, not rotate), perhaps I could add images as if they were actually on a wall. Regardless if that is possible or not, it just spazzes whenever I move in the slightest xD any ideas?

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:31 PM

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I guess you got pretty deep into physics then?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:32 PM

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So I’m getting my degree in computer engineering but all engineering degrees here require a certain amount of physics credits

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I’ve tried to avoid the engineering mechanics courses for as long as possible because they’re supposedly super fucking boring

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So I tried to take stuff that seemed more fun, and I ended up taking courses I didn’t need at all and then I realized that none of this was for me

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:33 PM

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we had credits for physics too for chem but we never really got too deep.

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:35 PM

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I was going to take some extra courses in quantum mechanics and shit because that should have been cool, but considering how poorly I did with wave mechanics I gave up on that lol

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But tbh if you want to do more physics then go for it. The people that do poorly are most often the ones that didn’t want to take physics to begin with

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:38 PM

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well I do most academic things poorly so I guess that's a start?

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:38 PM

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Uh

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Hm

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 8:38 PM

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sperm shooting out

heady spear Nov 5, 2019, 8:38 PM

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What

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:39 PM

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what was the answer

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maybe

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 8:42 PM

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@Jared I think they're insulting you.

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:43 PM

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I liked the response

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 8:43 PM

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@🦆

woven otter Nov 5, 2019, 8:43 PM

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.kill TehBrian

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 8:43 PM

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beheads TehBrian with a rusty scythe and uses their head to play baseball.

austere ivy Nov 5, 2019, 8:43 PM

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Lame.

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.kill Duck

limber knotBOT Nov 5, 2019, 8:43 PM

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snacks on Duck's dismembered body.