#general
void void
tawny stream
void void
wtf my grandma just came over to my place and said she had something for me she's been saving for 50 years until i was able to appreciate its value
i was like ????? okay
Unopened O_O...
merry talon
what am I looking at
fiery tree
cobalt surge
@void void you can get those at the space center of houston gift shop
void void
lol welp
proud lance
lol grandma lied
golden gust
for less or more than a buck?
Tryna figure out simples worth
I'm guessing maybe trivially over a buck due to the organ investment, but the rest of it is basically the cost to just throw the thing out
limber knotBOT
you guys are missing the point
the grandma is saying that 50 years of saving up all of her love for simple amount to a $1.50 gift shop card
only now can he truly appreciate the burn
vestal jasper
at least it's a 50 year old gift card! it might be worth $2 instead of $1
er not gift card
greeting card or whatever the fuck it is
limber knotBOT
let's call it what it truly is
limber knotBOT
garbage stuffing
golden gust
$1.50 in 1969 is now equivalent to $10.49 in 2019.
Well, I guess he's worth a bit more than I thought
limber knotBOT
how much is $0 worth in 2019 dollars
vestal jasper
about the same as simple's opinions
golden gust
yes
limber knotBOT
sort of
golden gust
Am jus better
limber knotBOT
electroniccat is electronicboy's fursona
golden gust
MEOW BITCHES
limber knotBOT
he goes by the pronouns "owo", "~desu", "nyan!" and "degenerate"
speaking of which, I noticed a fun new trend a while ago
people adding their preferred pronouns on their discord usernames
void void
would anyone like to help me with bungeecord groups?
golden gust
What you talking about magma?
limber knotBOT
how many would they be if I edited my name to be "(your imperial majesty / your lordship)"
well at least you didn't invent one cat
void void
woven otter
Wow that's extra retarded
limber knotBOT
big words for a duck
vestal jasper
.kill duck
limber knotBOT
gags and ties duck then throws them off a bridge to their death.
vestal jasper
pretty sure ducks float
limber knotBOT
not when they're full of lead
vestal jasper
true
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
gets some friends together and shivs Vicarious a few times.
woven otter
There we go
void void
I found a good solution for the RTS I am making.
A Dev team.
Hopefully things work out and don't turn to shit.
Hopefully not Songoda
if so good luck
vestal jasper
hey you'll have a polished turd
it'll look shiny but under the surface it's still shit
limber knotBOT
oh please tell us it's songoda
that's just be music to my ears
that'd be*
man I'm tired
void void
i hope you get a good amount of product demos and the code audited before you drop any substantial amount of money
vestal jasper
remember when they decided to give a bot the highest role in their server and admin perms? 
I remember
void void
and if the dev team is not comfortable with the code being audited, run.
woven otter
Good meme
void void
seriously, run
limber knotBOT
I, for one, welcome our bot overlords
prime pawn
Any of you have any experience with DataWatcher for EntityItemFrame for 1.8.8?
No idea how to set items with it 🙄
vestal jasper
you're gonna have shit luck getting help with that monster of a version here
woven otter
I agree with the dude above
prime pawn
Oh yes, because how dare I give support for older versions
vestal jasper
precisely
woven otter
Why would you
golden gust
datawatchers are datawatchers
vestal jasper
you've obviously never written software before if you think you can support 6 versions of a piece of software
woven otter
Can someone help me with 1.2.5
golden gust
But, like; old software is unsupported software, if shootin' yourself in the foot is your thing, thing at it
*have at it
God, I'd rival magmaguy for brains or lack thereof
Speaking of lack thereof, reminds me of dumrield
limber knotBOT
cat you can't rival me no matter how much you strive to do that with every passing moment of your life
golden gust
Yea, I'd have to fall down those optical illusion stairs to get close to your level
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watching two braincells go at it is pretty funny
void void
robomwm is a shit tier artist but a mid-tier programmer 
limber knotBOT
cat if you jumped from your ego down to your IQ you'd see satan on your way down and die of old age during the fall
it's not that you have a very big ego though
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god damn even carpets don't get rolled like that
even hiroshima wasn't that badly destroyed
golden gust
Is it bad that my brain hurts tryna comprihend that?
vestal jasper
point proven
limber knotBOT
it's normal buddy. It's normal.
limber knotBOT
oh boy
void void
Explain.
limber knotBOT
lol
void void
LOL
limber knotBOT
real talk
did anyone else think that the overwatch 2 gameplay trailer looks super boring?
and also like literally current overwatch with no modifications whatsoever lol
limber knotBOT
so they can sell it again I think
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💰
void void
Is Songoda shady?
limber knotBOT
there 1 new hero
limber knotBOT
I don't want to get dragged into it again but songoda's practices tend to vary between shady and hilariously illegal but always immoral for sure
prime pawn
Branding always yields more customers, afterall .-.
prime pawn
huh?
prime pawn
lawsuit?
limber knotBOT
no links, it was done by admin dissidents inside songoda
limber knotBOT
I even got their evidence package
it's uh
disturbing
oh she did much worse
anyway I'm off to bed
peace
void void
i called songoda trash and they fucking tracked me and were like "so u think we're trash but post on our site?" and i told them "i posted bc you asked me to and never looked at it again"
then they deleted me off their platform
and i was offered money to retract my statement.
i have pms.
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link or fake
void void
there u go
after i didnt accept money she kept asking what she can give me to make up for it
" called songoda trash and they fucking tracked me and were like "so u think we're trash but post on our site?" and i told them "i posted bc you asked me to and never looked at it again"
then they deleted me off their platform"
and knowing what other things some people have got
i know what that was.
you know thats scary.
really scary.
yeah, that's why i said "i hope it's not songoda" to you
and if it is you better run
vestal jasper
bri has also admitted in her own discord that she just buys the rights to plugins and flips them for profit
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barty 
void void
I'm really scared though, I genuinely though Songoda was a top tier plugin creation place?
thats what they want you to think
vestal jasper
LOL you were big wrong
void void
they're great at marketing
and buy people off who speak badly
Simple
wat
Where can I write a review?
I want free money.
lol
they dont sell on spigot anymore
golden gust
From what I've seen, they buy "top" plugins, don't really maintain them or let some dev who has half a clue of what they're doing have at it and leave it up for sale in whatever unstable/unmaintained state that it is
void void
they have their own marketplace because they're banned from everywhere @void void
why?
you take a guess
vestal jasper
barty remember when epic furnaces would wipe all of its files when it corrupted itself and it took them 4 months to fix? when the fix was literally just a try/catch
golden gust
Their plugins also show up pretty often on timing reports as being a major TPS killer
vestal jasper
fun fact I'm like 99% convinced they remove unfavorable reviews on their website
void void
they certainly do
golden gust
Please don't just shit on people baselessly; if you're not had a bad interaction with them, don't be "that guy"
vestal jasper
I've literally never seen a 4* or lower review on their website which is 100% a sure sign that they overmoderate them
golden gust
That's why spigot doesn't moderate their review section much these days
prime pawn
The site looks like it's just trying to make as many different ways to get money as possible .-. that, combined with the thought "We'll suck you off for money" but meh
golden gust
Too many devs used to go crazy about mah 5 stars
void void
and yeah, i'd listen to what cat said. there's no point in shitting on them baselessly, you wont just get free money
ancient bolt
5 stars
golden gust
Yea, fuck that electroniccat
limber knotBOT
crushes electroniccat with a huge spiked barrel of rocks.
void void
I got deceived by songoda?
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nobody'd fuck that electroniccat 
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.
void void
.kill bihpark
ancient bolt
it's fucking weird dude
limber knotBOT
beheads bihpark with a chainsaw and uses their head to play tennis.
vestal jasper
I'm also 99% sure their furnaces plugin force loads chunks to tick furnaces that haven't even been loaded yet / haven't been in loaded chunks yet.
void void
.kill songoda
limber knotBOT
reaches out and punches right through songoda's chest.
void void
im not saying their team can't make plugins, as i dont know. i dont even know who is on their team. i just know they're extremely shady
.kill songoda
limber knotBOT
snacks on songoda's dismembered body.
ancient bolt
id k if this is what it's like to be normal or what
void void
same
You guys have a lot to guide me for in the mc market
yeah speaking of mcmarket
dont
golden gust
Basically, "do your research"
vestal jasper
you're gonna give simple an aneurysm
you'll end up killing his remaining braincell
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vic
ancient bolt
can y'all shut the fuck up thanks
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wow
vestal jasper
demonweeb
prime pawn
Isn't there a minimum amount of public resources you have to have?
In order to post a premium resource
prime pawn
I like how Songoda made over 100 premium resources and no free ones.
vestal jasper
is that why the playerbase has pretty much died off
prime pawn
Minecraft is backed by Mojang aka Microsoft. I don't think it'll really ever die lol
Unless they make like a Mincraft 2
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named barty realms
vestal jasper
I've been slowly working on plugins for a different one but I'm finding energy and motivation to be lacking
prime pawn
Everyone wants to make a server .-.
vestal jasper
we're literally in a discord server for software aimed at server owners and developers
peak dirge
Everyone wants to make a server. But, cynically speaking, you're lucky if it's worth your while.
prime pawn
Yea xD but like 90% of players I come across have tried making a server at one point
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beating vic by default?
vestal jasper
go back to your retard corner
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ur server is literally named noobania
vestal jasper
ur literally retarded
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ur actually retarded
vestal jasper
ok retard
where's your server
it does
it has a songoda plugin I can't remove without angering half my playerbase and it kills me inside
prime pawn
What if someone made a server as a github repo and allowed anyone to contribute but the community votes on what pull requests to accept 🤔
How quickly would it be destroyed? lol
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spigotcraft was only for testing
vestal jasper
it still meets his criteria
peak dirge
I have my Canyon test server 😂
vestal jasper
ngl barty I'd just wipe everything and heavily modify my plugin list if I could
but I'd pretty much just completely kill the server if I did
yeah
I'm still working on the other server for the time being
I plan on writing as much as I can within reason
partially because retardism, partially because of the dogshit quality of 95% of spigot plugins
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I hear nossr charges 1 fursuit per day to work on plugins
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I'm not a furry
proud lance
maybe he really likes cats
cosmic raft
meh
wide chasm
Yes, rewind time, I want more sleep.
placid thicket
did you restart the server? sometimes the command system breaks, especially after using /reload
fallen jungle
My environment variables (both user-specific and global) have no reference to Java 8, but java -version still prints 1.8.0_221 🤔 Even after restarting the console and checking that the changes were applied
void void
open cmd as admin
run: taskkill /f /im explorer.exe
run: explorer.exe
try
fallen jungle
java -verbose revealed what jar it uses, but that path shouldn't be referenced anywhere
void void
assuming windows
fallen jungle
Indeed
void void
sorry about it m8
should work tho
otherwise reboot, that's what you can do without rebooting
fallen jungle
My taskbar is gone and graphics have degraded to Windows XP
how do I reboot if I can't open the menu where that button is?
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ctrl-r + "shutdown /s"
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oh
fallen jungle
Lol, was shutting down programs but apparently I can't even shut down calculator
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yes windows r
void void
yes killing explorer shuts down...explorer...
which is what most people think of as "windows"
that's why you run
explorer.exe....
like i said...
to restart it....
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oh you just terminated explorer?
fallen jungle
Too late, I just force shut it down via the power button 😛
void void
yes, i swear to god this shit aint harfd
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yeah just run explorer to fix that
fallen jungle
I followed @void void's advice...
fallen jungle
Well yeah, you literally can't do anything until you've restarted PC
fallen jungle
And how?
void void
BY RUNNING EXPLORER.EXE
fallen jungle
I can't start any programs
void void
oh dear god
fallen jungle
I have no way to run anything
void void
i dont have time for this lmao
fallen jungle
Honestly, if you first tell me to shutdown explorer and then don't bother telling me how to re-open it (I couldn't find a way to do that), please don't bother in the first place
void void
you RUN EXPLORER.EXE
fallen jungle
... how?
fallen jungle
I don't have cmd
fallen jungle
I made the mistake of shutting it down
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literally ctrl-alt-delete -> task manager -> run
fallen jungle
Oh yeah that would likely have worked
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it worked for me right now
fallen jungle
Yep, tried too
void void
limber knotBOT
right clicking on the desktop and selecting refresh would have solved the problem as well
also, if you have command prompt open, need to close it and re-open it to pick up the new variables or lack of them
killing explorer is a last resort option that does work, but I don't like using because it sometimes kills my status icons to where some don't come back lol
or you get ghost icons as well, where there is an empty space where the icon should be but can't do nothing with it XD
good news is that with windows 10 you don't need to kill explorer to force the system to refresh. You can instead just kill Windows Shell Experience Host
and that would do that trick ;)
void void
he already closed and reopened cmd which is why i recommended restarting the shell, but i didn't expect absolute retardation in actually restarting the shell
reboot is obviously better than restarting the shell but what can i say
retardatio
n
limber knotBOT
lol
jetp is the only one I know of at the moment other then senior people who didn't try using alt + ctrl + del to do something instead of looking at a blank screen
most everyone knows these days with windows when its not doing something you want it to do, just open task manager XD
and almost everyone knows the key combination for it as well
void void
you can also do ctrl shift esc to directly open the task manager instead of having to ctrl alt del and click task manager
which i told him to do and he just straight up refused
"if ur gonna tell me to do something and not tell me how to fix it, dont even bother"
the fuck mf....
heady spear
my prof just said he prefers
void func(param1, param2) { inner_func1(); inner_func2(); } /* Doc */
over "fluffy code with line breaks"
I don't like him
heady spear
indeed
void void
what the fuck?
who gave that man credentials
he is chaotic evil
he should not be teaching
void void
in this case quite fucking literally
void void
im going to put you in a choke hold until you die
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simple
limber knotBOT
unleashes the armies of Isengard on Spottedleaf.
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard
void void
No SHUT UP
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perhaps if you weren't bronze
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literally bronze
void void
.kill Spottedleaf
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if I had two remaining SR points
limber knotBOT
rips Spottedleaf's intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.
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I'd still have more than you
void void
i studied all night for my stupid anthro exam and got a D on it
dropped me a full grade later
yea boiiiiiii
letter*
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anthro exam?
void void
anthropology
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.g anthropology
limber knotBOT
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void void
theyre making me take some fuckacko classes for a COMPUTER SCIENCE degree, i swear to god
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women's clothing
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oh right
void void
but im taking biological anthropology so for the past 12 fucking weeks (13?) idk. it's been building up to humans, because it's an intro class
meaning i studied god damn fucking dna, then flower sex, then fucking monkeys, then monkey sex, then monkey behavior
FINALLY we're getting to fucking humans
jesus christ
limber knotBOT
why didn't you just take some other class?
void void
because i thought anthropology would be easy and now im too deep
i mean what could be easier than studying humans right
im a human god damn it
but i was wrong
heady spear
That’s how I got stuck with ecotourism
void void
i was so wrong
heady spear
I thought it’d be fun and easy
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.g ecotourism
limber knotBOT
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stop using big words thanks
heady spear
Then I spent half a year researching fucking 19th century zoos
void void
last night i was literally staring at a fucking description of some bullshit ancient fossil (no picture) and it was like
"is it an APE, an OLD WORLD MONKEY, a NEW WORLD MONKEY, some other fuckacko shit A, or some other fuckacko shit B?"
the last two dont even fucking exist anymore
they've been extinct for MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS
WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE BITCH
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like ur braincells
heady spear
Leaf is a new world monkey
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wow
void void
no he's definitely an old world monkey
new world monkeys can hang by their tails
that's cool
leaf isnt cool
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ur both monkeys
heady spear
But he’s like canadian or some dumb shit
heady spear
Or Indian, I forget
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can't C it
heady spear
Okay but did you know that the penguins in lubetkin’s zoo were depressed?
heady spear
I didn’t and my prof roasted me for it
limber knotBOT
good news is, degrees don't contain grades or gpa ;)
heady spear
They looked happy wtf
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well known zoo
void void
i didnt know the word for when dna crosses from one of one cell to another thereby creating new genetic material and my prof roasted me for that
was good
i cant type anymore
limber knotBOT
and pretty much no one asks for transcripts if you have a degree on hand too lol
void void
brain hurting
heady spear
I also had to write an essay about the import of zebras to the Mongolian steppes
Some king thought they were divine horses but then an African king visited and was like no bitch that’s a zebra
limber knotBOT
lol
void void
oh yeah that reminds me, tomorrow im writing an essay comparing the ethnicities of new guinea to the ethnicities of the philippines
should be fun
heady spear
But since you like weird looking horses, here take a fucking giraffe. They’re dope
And then boom, first recorded menagerie
Social studies fucking suck
I’ll pray for you simple
void void
i cant share in this random knowledge of seemingly ridiculously obscure facts
and i aint even mad
going to bed now bai
heady spear
You’re always going to bed
But you never actually go to bed
It’s all a big fat lie
heady spear
My friend asked me to teach her C
Maybe I'll do better than when I tried to teach calculus. The people told me they knew less after coming to my classes ._.
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female programmers 
mighty echo
what about female programmers? honestly, this kind of attitude creates a toxic environment which makes it even less attractive for women to get into programming, since they'll always have to face belittlement from the predominantly male community.
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oh no
heady spear
yeah leaf stop being a sexist prick
mighty echo
xD
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can't tell if shitposting
heady spear
tbh there are actually two girls in my algorithms class
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two 
mighty echo
I do believe that you can be a good programmer regardless of your gender, and yeah, often times women have other strengths than logical thinking (lel), but let's not discriminate against those who try.
heady spear
yeah and there was one girl in operating systems
mighty echo
unless they suck hard, we should definitely discriminate against bad programmers
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not sure where that mess came out of
heady spear
The firend I'm helping is a math student tho, but they're taking this random C class because computer science
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literally no discrimination
mighty echo
female programmers :PogU:
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oh so it's not shitposting
oh dear me
math too 
teach me calc city
I'm in a calc class
how do am integrate x^x
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I'm still 50% certainty for whether ur shitposting
mighty echo
that's my super power
I'm obviously not being dead serious here, but forreal, don't be sexist
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that doesn't help :>
city ur from sweden or whatever right
ur country is progressive as shit hel
p
heady spear
The math department are majority female here
Whereas there's a large majority of males in the computer derpartment
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that was unexpected
heady spear
Although interestingly, there are more female CS profs than male CS profs
and far more male math profs than female math profs
limber knotBOT
it makes sense
heady spear
The economics deparment is completely dominated by females tho
In engineering, there's a 55/45 female to male ratio
Swedish girls just don't like computers, apparently.
limber knotBOT
not sure if its coincidence or if your school is on to something with the setup lol
limber knotBOT
but, so far you have more males in computer classes and thus have more female teachers and vice versa for the math
heady spear
also uh, women are apparently far more likely to use the resources available to them and they do far better on exams
So the female students are more likely to pass both math and CS classes because of this, which means they're doing better than the male students
I think it's because the TAs are all boys that are older to them and the only reason the women are more likely to show up to office hours is because of raging hormones. Fucking sexist female students objectifying the staff 💔
limber knotBOT
CS is over rated anyways
but while they might be far likely to use the resources around them and be more book smart, it doesn't actually help them in still doing something. You can get the tools but if you don't know how to operate the tools you are still screwed
heady spear
I don't think the difference between men and women is that significant tbh
limber knotBOT
the difference really is in how you are raised
or the environment you are raised in
heady spear
nurture > nature tbh '
limber knotBOT
I have sisters and brothers, but none of them get special treatment in who does what for chores
that is to say, my sisters don't get to stay in the house just because they are girls, they have to work outside and same goes for my younger brothers lol
my family doesn't believe in that girls shouldn't be outside or boys are not supposed to clean or cook etc
heady spear
My sister was a drug addict and my brother dropped out of high school to play computer games with his friends
none of them even fucking graduated high school until their 30s
limber knotBOT
well, at least they did at some point graduated lol
heady spear
But according to my grandma "I should be more like them" 💔
limber knotBOT
o.O
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ur family is crazy
limber knotBOT
be a drug addict and a drop out?
heady spear
Yes
I guess
She thinks I spend too much time at the computer, or something
idk she's also a murderer so I tend to ignore her
limber knotBOT
yeah until she gets one of them diseases like parkinson's
heady spear
Oh and she is mad because I'm ignoring my mom after she last tried to steal my identity to take out a loan, because my sister isn't ignoring her
I am a bad son etc, I should be more like my sister, etc.
limber knotBOT
then it will just be like waiting for a ticking time bomb to go off except you have no clue when the ticking started and when it will end
bad part about parkinson's is that they can get into these rages that last for a couple of hours or maybe for the day
heady spear
she murdered a dude with a frying pan but she has a bad hip so it's kinda easy to run away now
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city is gay, not retarded, I think ol granny wont be able to touch him
limber knotBOT
and you know when that rage period has ended if its a short one because they doze off
and then after they wake up they are usually all better and have 0 clue they were mad at something lmao
heady spear
Well, to be fair leaf, according to her it's the same thing 😛
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limber knotBOT
I think I would have to say parkinson's is worse the Alzheimer's
even though both have memory loss, at least with Alzheimer's you know that once your mind is gone so are you, but Parkinson's you just lose your mind without the dying part lol
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one day we'll all be in some vr chat
heady spear
my mom is also a pyromaniac
limber knotBOT
I think that would be hard to deal with if they were bipolar at opposite times
heady spear
my sister is better because she doesn't try to set me on fire
limber knotBOT
maybe they just wanted to cook you
heady spear
she did once try to break my arm with a door because I wanted her to give back the money I lended her
but she's mostly cool. My mom is fucking nuts tho
limber knotBOT
just build a cage
heady spear
she's too fat to fit in a cage
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make a bigger cage
heady spear
there's not enough material in the country to build one for her
limber knotBOT
well could just dig a hole then
limber knotBOT
usually what works best for me is to use a backhoe to dig a hole put someone in it and to prevent them getting out you just put the backhoe bucket over the hole ;)
heady spear
also the ground is frozen now
so it's hard to dig
There's that huge hole I dug for myself when I tried to explain how I'm not a baby diddling priest with a dinosaur fetish from the other day
maybe I can reuse that
limber knotBOT
o.O
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wat it sounds hilarious
heady spear
I do mind, actually.
limber knotBOT
just make a secret basement under the house
heady spear
I wanna make a secret house under the basement
limber knotBOT
that is more difficult to do lol
heady spear
no u
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ur difficult
quasi valley
nobody does
quasi valley
I'd be concerned if I were in love with a leaf
also, it's fall, so he'll be gone soon
heady spear
what the hell are you talking about
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.g combustible
limber knotBOT
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oh
limber knotBOT
I have not slept more than 4 hours in a row in a week
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leafs aren't combustible you fuck
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@quasi valley assuming leaf doesn't derive from an evergreen
heady spear
The fact that leaf didn't call me retarded after I said he's sweet means that he actually does love me
limber knotBOT
god leaf to be as dum as you I'd have to sleep 0 hours a day and die
quasi valley
sounds accurate
limber knotBOT
why does the universe keep preventing me from sleeping
because sleep is for the weak
quasi valley
maybe it's just you
heady spear
I love being held down
limber knotBOT
so I can either go back to bed even though it's 11:30 am and sleep for another 4 hours or caffeinate myself and sleep 4 hours 10 hours from now...
my sleep schedule is deceased
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you could get cancer
limber knotBOT
I think I'll go back to bed, I need to cut back on caffeine
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I hear you can sleep forever after that
limber knotBOT
man that sounds good just about now
limber knotBOT
stop trying to blow leaf
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limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Hay gayyy - length 12s - 9 likes, 1 dislike (90.0%) - 1,078 views - mR DeRP 5o5 on 2013.09.19
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oh that's the wrong one
quasi valley
that's top tier quality
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Ha GAY!!! - length 4s - 121,874 likes, 4,124 dislikes (96.7%) - 24,930,247 views - ImpactDesignsHD on 2012.05.16
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Ramsay_Dramatic_Violin.WAV - length 2m 41s - 5,245 likes, 8 dislikes (99.8%) - 70,821 views - Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ on 2014.08.16
quasi valley
it showed the first one, then got lost apparently
limber knotBOT
I used to play that sound to annoy a flatmate of mine
he absolutely hated it lol
said it made the show unwatchable
heady spear
Seeing your face makes the entire world unwatchable
limber knotBOT
yeah I know, once you see perfection it's hard to look at anything else
do try please
I don't need more people to tragically take their own lives because they can't have me
heady spear
You’re only as perfect as your grandpa’s penis
That’s a saying we have here in Sweden
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sounds gay
explains all that's going on in sweden tbh
their gold standard is erectile dysfunction
heady spear
U sound like trump
limber knotBOT
are swedish people in the habit of interacting with their grandfather's penis?
that's p hot ngl
someone lend me a shovel I have some spelunking to do
so just as I was going to bed dhl contacted me to say that they are delivering 3 parcels today
there's a 100% chance that the moment I fall asleep they'll knock at my door
rugged salmon
Looooool ???
woven otter
wow that was quite the read. from songoda to leafs to city's crazy family
full depot
merry talon
wow I didn't know you were swedish spot
wide chasm
Why would you advertise something, without getting money for it?
woven otter
^
gilded arch
limber knotBOT
daily reminder: "sounds like lack of braincells"
left swift
sullen badger
fallow lynx
little briar
heady spear
coke cinnamon is fucking weird
like I'm not a coke drinker at all but I had to try and I'm not sure what to think at all
sturdy fulcrum
Oh you
heady spear
? xd
pulsar wigeon
md you're really infatuated with that saying aren't you
dunno if i should be flattered or not
austere ivy
@spare venture it’s a she
oh whoops I just realized its like an hour later
sorry I just woke up
heady spear
I've only had regular, vanilla, cherry and now this
sturdy fulcrum
I finally started using it too
austere ivy
eh I haven’t used it cause I heard the dev is pretty bad, what do you think clip?
heady spear
for sure useless
sturdy fulcrum
I mean... don’t expect him to dust off his keyboard and install windows updates to update the plugin for you
heady spear
I don't use any of my own plugins
sturdy fulcrum
I don’t use any of yours either
austere ivy
wow so horrible customer support you’re saying he WOULDN’T break into my house to fix my plugin for me? so bad /s
sturdy fulcrum
I’m joking tho
heady spear
lol ok
sturdy fulcrum
Not about the windows updates tho
heady spear
wait what's your chat plugin
austere ivy
I think we all are but city I like your purple flame
heady spear
I want something to complain about
austere ivy
I like how your avatar can be changed to any color and still be your avatar
sturdy fulcrum
City I heard enough complaining from you
heady spear
ima get deluxechat from blackspigot
sturdy fulcrum
I don’t need any more
woven otter
haha
void void
fucking nerds
heady spear
I only bother complaining about proper plugins so dw about it
sturdy fulcrum
Yeah uh huh
heady spear
I would pay not to have it
sturdy fulcrum
Pay me then
heady spear
I would, I'm not gonna
Sry too poor. I have morals so I haven't sold any plugins to poor kiddos
woven otter
city is lying
austere ivy
completely
heady spear
noooo
austere ivy
oh no
sturdy fulcrum
I need to find a new vps provider
austere ivy
reddit is down, does this mean I’ll have to find something to do other than procrastinate?
never mind it’s up
procrastination time 😎
sturdy fulcrum
My test server host is shutting down all vps services and I have til November 30 to find another
heady spear
serves u right
sturdy fulcrum
Merry Christmas to me right
heady spear
they didn't want your plugins around so they completely shut down the services
I think that's the only acceptable response
sturdy fulcrum
Maybe
austere ivy
clip I have a software developer friend whose also a sysadmin, really nice
austere ivy
I have my mc server hosted from him and it’s great, maybe he’d be interested in a vps
heady spear
"I have a friend" lol
austere ivy
it’s an option, he’s a really nice guy so I tend to advertise him wherever I can
woven otter
i'll sell you a vps too
heady spear
I'll sell you a VPS for chaper than mtm
sturdy fulcrum
I’d prefer someone with a reputation
heady spear
I sure do have a reputation
austere ivy
extremely understandable
sturdy fulcrum
Sorry “good reputation”
heady spear
fuck
wide chasm
City has an extremely good reputation if you've never seen him before
heady spear
yeah just pretend it's not me
woven otter
i have a good reputation
heady spear
that's why ex used to do
woven otter
everyone loves duck
heady spear
duck tastes kinda weird
woven otter
city you're weird
sturdy fulcrum
Only if you knew what your parents really thought of you....
woven otter
wow city u hurt my feelings 😭
sturdy fulcrum
I’d rather be cheap than broke
heady spear
good
woven otter
💔
heady spear
we have around 140gb free
sturdy fulcrum
Send me a download link to some of that ram
heady spear
someone thought it was a good idea to rent 5 machines at once
spoiler: it wasn't
5*64
woven otter
what do you do with those machines anyways
heady spear
lol, we host two servers, a proxy instance, a database, a redis instance and a web server
woven otter
oh wait is it that rpg server
heady spear
so I've been watching like a bunch of FBI series on netflix and they all have the worst computer hacking shizzle ever
ThE hAcKiNg SiGnaTuRe SpElLs OuT AlAn TurInGs BirThDay
woven otter
did they track ips using gui made in visual basic
heady spear
They're using a terminal that has a GUI attached
sturdy fulcrum
Been watching daybreak on Netflix
heady spear
and it makes loads of noises
I have two minutes left of daybreak
apparently
it was so bad
heady spear
don't tell him anything
cedar spade
BREACH DETECTED ON 192.46.284.005
INITIATING EMERGENCY OVERRIDE PROCEDURE
screen turns red with big neon warning symbol
wide chasm
My favorite hacking scene was one where they were hacking in XML.
heady spear
my favourite was designated survivor where the hackers all includes their signatures in the hack, and they needed to look through the code to find the hack so they could fix it and save a space mission
So no one has the source code? and the hacker left his signature in the binaries? And you needed to collaborate with Russia to find the hack?
Also someone hacked the white house and added a file to your personal computer?
I hate it when that happens
black elon musk was spying on the president using a toy car
that seems far more realistic
wide chasm
Wait, so were they group hacking?
heady spear
no separate hackers, separate hacks, all were busted because of their signatures
all of them were obsessed with alan turing, which is how they knew each other
austere ivy
ever heard of Scandal?
wide chasm
But why would you deliberately leave your signature if you're hacking?
heady spear
yes good fucking question
austere ivy
oh Criminal Minds is reaaally bad too
heady spear
wtf is a code signature and how do I get one
wide chasm
A code signature is that thing you see when your plugins start up and they have all this fancy ascii art flooding your console.
heady spear
oh yes that makes sense
austere ivy
there was an episode where Garcia was like “the signature they left when they hack... well when hackers hack they leave a signature as a message to other hackers that this is what they’ve done, and mine is fluffykitty97 (or something like that, I forget exactly) and what the hackers signature here is fluffykitty97, which means they must’ve known me, which is an old colleague of mine”
heady spear
they added
for (int i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
printf("Hacked by me!!!!\n");
}
Wait, this is getting too advanced for me
limber knotBOT
Code signatures are kind of a thing
heady spear
idk why they looked through the source code for the hack tho
limber knotBOT
Although I think it's usually called a fingerprint
heady spear
like did the hacker hack their git repos and then compile the new code and upload it to the spaceship?
wide chasm
Yes, clearly
limber knotBOT
It's particular routines reused or styles of coding that make it possible to point to a particular hacking group as responsible
heady spear
oh, makes a lot of sense
cedar spade
me is an old colleague of mine
wide chasm
And he added @author me everywhere.
heady spear
I mean yeah, I get that. But the concept is so fucking overrused and they basically make it sound like the hacker included a dickpick in the binaries
I would do that
limber knotBOT
That's one of the ways we figured out Russia was responsible for hacking the DNC server
heady spear
I would totally do that
limber knotBOT
That's why it's showing up in TV shows, I think
haughty bear
Just use both tabs and spaces, boom untraceable
limber knotBOT
It got talked about a lot after that happened
heady spear
if I were a hacker I would add unused subroutines or something
wide chasm
Guys, we need more buzzwords in our show!!!
heady spear
.data
hacker: .asciiz "Cityweebstret!!!\n"
.text
.globl hacker
hacker:
la $a0, hacker
li $v0, 4
syscall
This would be my signature
fuck I placed my data in the text section 💔
I can only hack mips32 machines tho, so if you have any computers from the 70s that you need hacked then I'm your guy
wide chasm
City we should make our own cool hacking tv show.
We'll call it Unhackable about a pc that can't be hacked, but in episode 2 it gets hacked.
heady spear
it should have norton installed
wide chasm
Yes
cedar spade
The series is 2 episodes long
heady spear
then we go "But the program wasn't detected by the blacklist?????"
and someone else is like "The author used an untraceable name!"
hack.exe
wide chasm
No, 3, we're gonna find out how it was hacked, but in the end we found out the Russians infiltrated the thing to begin with
cedar spade
Call it Impenetrable
heady spear
Also "enhance the picture!!!" magically turns the 8x8 pixels into an 8k image
and zooms in 900%
and turns the blob of pixels into a face
wide chasm
Yes, the hacker left his identity in 8x8 pixel form, but we'll enhance it and find out who it is (spoiler: a russian dude)
heady spear
and uses FBI facial recognition to find their social security number and favorite brand of underwear
austere ivy
alright I get it
heady spear
and then they check the global transaction history to find out someone bought a pair of underwear in 2013
and that's how the dude is caught
wide chasm
Yes, yes, this could work
heady spear
Ohhh and when they find out someone is hacking their systems and they're like "THE SIGNAL IS ROUTED THROUGH 69 RUSSIAN SERVERS"
and "Omg the website is hidden behind a proxy server we can't find out where it's hosted we're literally toast look spread butter on me because I'm a piece of toast"
tbf fairly realistic if I was hacking someone I'd probably use a vpn too
wide chasm
We need to have state of the art 3D holograms as screens which can prefectly predict your wanted action with the same exact movement each time. Everything else in the TV show is from the 90s though.
heady spear
yes you just swipe your hand in the general direction of the screen
and that launches 85 terminals and google maps zoomed in on the hacker's grandma's house
wide chasm
And then the senior officer shouts that everyone should go to grandma and interrogate her.
heady spear
dude the FBI can do whatever they want, they don't need no warrants
also just murder any suspects because we're the FBI
austere ivy
I'm trying to get a clip but why is it so darn hard
wide chasm
Murder the grandma, that way we have political drama on Twitter when we air our show.
heady spear
The grandma held a cucumber but it could have been a missile
wide chasm
We didn't know grandma was cooking, therefore it's not our fault.
heady spear
It's only okay if she's black though, otherwise it's not realistic
If she's black then the police would shoot first and ask questions later
the worst episode of designated survivor was when the electrical grid was hacked and everything, including phone towers down
they had no internet, no reception etc
austere ivy
I too can hack electricity
heady spear
But the traffic cams were solar powered so this dude used his laptop to hack into the traffic cams to get their footage
USING WHAT FUCKING CONNECTION?
wide chasm
lol
heady spear
Ohhhh and in white collar they had this computer from the 80s that used a floppy drive, because it's safer etc etc, which yeah that's fairly realistic
limber knotBOT
Zigbee, of course
heady spear
but this dude made a copy of the floppy drive that allowed him to edit the code remotely
once again
using WHAT FUCKING CONNECTION?
limber knotBOT
(no really, that might be a thing)
austere ivy
darnit why's a clip of this so hard to find
you kno what I'm going to transcribe it for you
heady spear
did he install a wifi antenna on the floppy disk?
wide chasm
Yes
heady spear
the entire fucking rationale for using the computer was that it wasn't connected to the internet
so how the hell did you modify the code remotely????
that made me angry enough to not watch the show for a week >:(((
The show has sooo many dumb quirks, that was kinda the last straw lol
austere ivy
Garcia: Okay, we need to have a little primer on hacking, because I think I figured out the member of the starchamber whose behind all this.
Morgan: And who is he?
Garcia: I'm going to take a guess based on the signature.
White black haired lady: Hackers have signatures?
Garcia: Sometimes. Usually. It's a message in the code to let other pros know "hey this one was me" and in this case the signature matches the DOJ hack and it is "happyfunmeowmeow"
White black haired lady: Sorry what?
Garcia: Happyfunmeowmeow.
Rossi: The hell does that mean?
Hotch: It was garcia's signature before she joined the BAU.
Garcia: None of this has been an accident, getting us to review the case, leaving that clue, and there is only one man old enough and has enough of the crazy kung-fu to know how to do it. *flips laptop over to show everyone else, it's a white dude, typical hacker man* His name is Shane Wyath and he is my old hacking mentor.
Reid: Do you think you can get him to come to the table? We need the file to reexamine Russle's confession.
JJ: If Russle's innocent we'll need it for clues to find the identity of the real killer.
Garcia: That's not going to be easy. Shane and I ended on terrible terms.
Morgan: He was more than just a mentor, wasn't he?
That's all there.
I painstakingly typed that all out for you >:I
The entire show is really just a goldmine because Garcia is just this wizard hacking lady who knows everything and for 90% of the episodes she's the one who actually finds where the person is.
heady spear
women can't hack
void void
heady spear
that's unrealistic
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) NCIS 2 IDIOTS 1 KEYBOARD - length 51s - 17,230 likes, 561 dislikes (96.8%) - 3,393,677 views - Ricardo Figueiredo on 2010.08.20
austere ivy
of course there's also this one piece of gold
I really can't see how this isn't a parody
he's never seen code like this lol
void void
heady spear
The only way to defend yourself against a hacker is to type faster than them
austere ivy
well duh
void void
are we talking about stupid hacking scenes for the 2000th time?
linking ncis for the 138438793749478th tinme
good to know
heady spear
No one is talking to you
void void
you people cant be unique, ever
heady spear
so now, we are not
austere ivy
I've been wanting to watch Mr Robot sometime because I heard that it is pretty good in terms of accuracy.
heady spear
no* wtf can I learn to type properly
I can never become a pro hacker if I make typos like this
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) TIL that the TV show Mr Robot has a team of hackers and cyber... : todayilearned - 1,116 comments, 24,585 points - Tokyono, 18d ago
austere ivy
"TIL that the TV show Mr Robot has a team of hackers and cyber security experts who make sure that the hacking shown on the show is accurate. Hacking scenes are also performed by members of the technical team in real life, then recorded and rebuilt using Flash animation."
heady spear
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Most Accurate Hacking Scenes ever | programming world | Tenzin Dadhul - length 3m 49s - 4,255 likes, 407 dislikes (91.3%) - 869,310 views - Tenzin Dadhul on 2014.04.18
austere ivy
That one's a parody
heady spear
chuck is the best
austere ivy
That dude is from rocketjump isn't he?
Is that the same person?
Freddie Wong, it looks like it a tiny bit but I'm not sure, the video isn't super highres.
heady spear
The entirety of chuck is pretty much a parody lol
limber knotBOT
.remind 12h если бы вы думали, что перевод это покажет то, что мне нужно напомнить себе, то я обманул вас
austere ivy
oh would you look at that
limber knotBOT
kashike: Reminder set for 12 hours from now.
austere ivy
https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/drqtzv/last_nights_episode_of_mr_robot_had_no_dialogue/
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Last night's episode of Mr. Robot had no dialogue apart from 2 lines... : television - 136 comments, 981 points - thefilmer, 17h ago
austere ivy
I just stumbled across this randomly, what a coincidence
definitely on my to watch list
gosh darn it kash
limber knotBOT
:3
heady spear
so. funny.
austere ivy
very high intelligence humor 👏 👏
I wonder if it's translated from something other than russian it's something different.
What's that one peepo emote where peep has a monocole and is looking at something
Investigating or something
heady spear
Любовь зла, полюбишь и козла
fuck they've added a better translation on google translate, the literal translation is way better
cosmic raft
hello my love
heady spear
the spanish translation is accurate "El amor es malo, amor y cabra"