#general
void void
limber knotBOT
hi it's me, rarely
limber knotBOT
why do you put sticky shit on your laptop that say either the most mundane garbage, advertise another company or say outlandish shit
We didn't start the fire.
how about you stop being a billboard for brands, platitudes and your own stupidity
void void
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ur a billboard for ur own stupidity
limber knotBOT
yeah that's somehow worse
"hey everyone I know we're at work but look at my drinking problem!"
you can't go to the bar while you're at work but you can take the bar to work amirite
walking into bars = headache
I don't even like my parents enough to put stickers from their businesses on my laptop - or even of my own business - so I certainly don't put stickers from local bars on there
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you should put a sticker saying "I'm a weeaboo"
limber knotBOT
let's play a fun game
void void
is there any plugin or something to find specified items?
limber knotBOT
barty has stickers from his local bars on his laptop
but he doesn't have any stickers for cancer awareness on there
so he must like bars more than he like people not dying from cancer
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ooooo de stroyed
void void
spotted you maybe know?
void void
what
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yes
limber knotBOT
Dont forget the poor childrenb dying of aids
I can't help but to notice that barty has stickers of all the places he gets drunk at but none of where he studies / works at so we can see where his priorities lie
limber knotBOT
won't someone other than weeb think of the CHILDREN
not as many as you're losing in those bars
oh man that's like half a sticker
s/retarded/Mommys special little solider.
Correction, <DiscordBot> <13barty> are you Mommys special little solider.
mommy always did say I was a trooper
s/trooper/Pants pooper
Correction, <^-^> mommy always did say I was a Pants pooper
oh is that what happened to you
I am sorry to hear that you had stickers stuck to your personal items non-consensually as a child barty
no wonder you turned to drinking copiously
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🍿
limber knotBOT
mh yes rub those two brain cells of yours harder, maybe more nuggets will fall from your mouth
so other than bars what kind of stickers do you have
do they hand out stickers in AA meetings or is that sort of against the point of it being anonymous
thanks!
Save the whales?, Molest the goats? Weeb of the month?
oh I'm sorry to hear you dislike fun
yeah I know I'm fun, you've said as much already
nippon banzai
BANZI
BANZAI
I think my music collection is out of hand http://tinyurl.com/yys5bage
ok but how much of that space is taken up by the amazing cd I linked earlier
0.00000 mb
then it is not out of hand yet
Oh its quickly getting there
you could have every song ever devised by mankind but as long as you don't have that one cd then it is not yet out of hand
I mean nearly 42k songs thats plenty
oh thanks amazon
exactly what I wanted
worn ember
worn ember
woven otter
oh fuck indeed
limber knotBOT
DUCKY!
woven otter
yes
limber knotBOT
a man could get lost in here
even lose their soul
Please do
never come back.
ohgod the ahegao t-shorts, hoodies and sweatpants actually have reviews
real humans bought that with their human money
oh look at that, people who buy ahegao hoodies also buy monster girl manga
shocking
oh there's panties too
and stockings
fantastic
You should buy them and model them for everyone.
hey vert I have a t-shirt for you
and yes it's one of the recommended purchases for one of those hoodies
opaque scroll
wet flicker
placid thicket
patent wraith
No Rust... 😦
void void
PHP for... nope please dont use that
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rust is for hipsters
void void
why is java for masochists
i quite like java
maybe im just a masochist who knows but why do ppl think that
i would say php is for masochists tbh
void void
and that something is undigested piece of junk inside the turd
limber knotBOT
php was made as a sick joke
limber knotBOT
matlab wasn't made
it spawned
like the final boss of a dungeon
or mark zuckerberg
with each passing day I become more enamored with the concept of a central computing unit for my whole apartment
I want a central computer I can access remotely from within the apartment and have the display show up in different rooms but all for the same computer
it's sorta possible with stuff like vnc viewer but it's too lossy for 4k60fps videos
hm
oh 100%
that's basically my whole TV setup in a nutshell
I spent more time assembling it than I ever did actually enjoying it
lofty blaze
void void
merry talon
you could just run optical thunderbolt 3 everywhere
limber knotBOT
hm I know that hdmi only goes for 15 meters but I guess that could work maybe?
hm but i'd still have to find a way to interface with the computer
limber knotBOT
I'd need some form of hub I'm guessing
to convert that to HDMI and something I can plug a mouse into
and kb
or bluetooth dongle
merry talon
yeah
limber knotBOT
this would be tricky
it would be 10 monitors minimum
max distance for optical thnderbolt seems to be 60m so I'm fine on that aspect I think
oh that's fun, 60m is $999
void void
odd bot...
limber knotBOT
go on with your life human, nothing to see here
potent warren
In what mc version did Paper change their name from PaperSpigot to PaperMC?
limber knotBOT
@potent warren [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
potent warren
I KNOW lmao
void void
you dont seem like bots....
merry talon
10? how big is your house? lol
potent warren
I know the new name.. and I'm asking about info for the old name.. I'm not being an outdated person that doesn't know the change
limber knotBOT
fucking racist
void void
wtf
limber knotBOT
you'll be the first one to go in the uprising
how big is my apt?
sorta big
main issue is I'm trying to join opposite corners and I can't really drill through the walls so it's not running straight
void void
why do bots need a apt
potent warren
It's someone using IRC
void void
why
limber knotBOT
NUN YA BUSINESS
void void
whoes joe?
limber knotBOT
well this is not worth dropping $1500 into just to have the cables
merry talon
just set up a bunch of PCs on a stick that remote in to your main one
over LAN
lol
limber knotBOT
then I wouldn't be able to game on my central processing unit
i need a ghost writer for sum sik review reply burnz
void void
merry talon
why would you want to game in your kitchen or whatever
limber knotBOT
I'll do it robo
merry talon
with high performance anyway
limber knotBOT
why do dogs lick their buttholes sweepy
stellar reviews robo
what's the max char count for a review?
don't think there's any
I've seen some with several paragraphs long
void void
can anyone help me in paper dev thanks
merry talon
to clean themselves because they don't have modern conveniences like toilet paper or opposable thumbs?
limber knotBOT
im all about dat community communication @spare venture
behind every review is usually a lonely person
moreso for those 1 stars xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddd
holy shit
it's true
there's no character limit
robo your review is in
I'll be mad if he doesn't read the whole thing
that's about 4k characters, I wonder how many more you can fit in there
RoboMWM ^
limber knotBOT
lol nice thanks
lax was eyeing your cannon feature
but since I use it to instantly teleport on my serbur i have next to no desire to put it in
i could tho
you best have read the entire thing
neon dagger
Anyone here use Badlion? Is it worth it over the default client? I see it in like every other video...
merry talon
I don't think many people here actually play the game
whole warren
no
vestal jasper
I play modded occasionally
but I haven't actually played on a vanilla/paper server in like 4 years 
limber knotBOT
god katanagatari is good
vestal jasper
weeb
limber knotBOT
meh for this one I'll take it
there's very few anime shows I think are worth talking about
like very, very few
it's like 4
everything else is trash
katanagatari, mirain nikki, code geass and fma brotherhood
and tbh I'm considering dropping code geass at some point, it's sort of getting too dated
same way I dropped death note
neon dagger
Well I tried Badlion and it's eh, nothing special. Just throws a clientside anticheat at you as an always running service.
limber knotBOT
so I just found an article explaining how you can save up 2 million usd for retirement if you only earn 50k a year
I have questions
given the amount of people that die before retirement and the general loss of mobility with age don't you think you'd be better off spending most of those 2mil throughout your life instead of somehow trying to blow it all at what's likely to be the last few years of your life?
US life expectancy is 76 years and the age for retirement is about 65
so that's about 11 years to drain 2 million dollars
or a budget of about 182k a year
15k a month
500 usd a day
tawdry thorn
heady spear
Okay but what if then end up living to 120
When planning ahead it's probably smarter to not assume you'll be dead by 76. Otherwise the same argument could be made against all forms of saving
limber knotBOT
sure
heady spear
Why save any money when there's a risk of a rabid squirrel attacking you when you're doing laundry? Or the elephant that escaped from the local zoo, what if it tramples you? Might as well spend all the money rn
vestal jasper
ok old man @heady spear
limber knotBOT
mind you though
to get to 2mil at the suggested pace is to deprive yourself of quite a bit throughout your life
you don't need 2mil
(Vertanzil) Squirrels - Rick and morty - length 2m 3s - 2,261 likes, 57 dislikes (97.5%) - 247,485 views - R1ck M0rty on 2017.09.18
heady spear
that show makes me feel high
hasty fable
limber knotBOT
it's because it's actually really dumb
and it makes you dumber by extent
*molests ^-^ *
limber knotBOT
ppfffffffft lmao dude
that's like
wild man
wubalubadubdub amirite guys
Oh you
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
hey guys remember pickle rick
I'm pickle riiiiiiiiiiiick
(Vertanzil) Self Building Bridges with Honey Blocks - length 11m 31s - 47,983 likes, 398 dislikes (99.2%) - 900,769 views - Mumbo Jumbo on 2019.11.02
This guy has wayyy to much time on his hands
pickle riiiiiiiiick
the lack of response makes me want to wubalubdubdub myself
I better go throw a temper tantrum at my local mcdonald's
quasi valley
Someone needs to put Magma into a rocket to the moon, and then has to blow up the moon. Just to be sure
limber knotBOT
Can we attach tnt to the bottom of the rocket.
imagine being so important you get the moon as kindling for your funeral pyre
void void
"I don't want love."
"Okay. You want breakfast?"
"Can I have 4 pancakes instead of 3?"
"You can have 5."
"I only want 4."
"Okay."
limber knotBOT
I appreciate a person who knows what they want
quasi valley
and I know that I want to see magma tied to a rocket to the moon
which then explodes
"which" can be both the rocket and the moon
limber knotBOT
NIPPLE
vestal jasper
ok
quasi valley
vertanzil, feel free to join him
limber knotBOT
WOO
quasi valley
that's the spirit!
limber knotBOT
Budge up
quasi valley
I'll send you with them if you can't live without em
limber knotBOT
owo
vestal jasper
city we'll send you to the sun
limber knotBOT
bulge up you say?
quasi valley
oh I like that better
limber knotBOT
things are about to get very furry in space
heady spear
I am super fucking pale, I burn too easily
vestal jasper
good
heady spear
Not fair, why can't I go somewhere cozy?
limber knotBOT
fuwwy twaning
heady spear
like Mars?
heady spear
I sure want him in my anus
vestal jasper
city stop cheating on me you whore
heady spear
I'm all lubed up and ready to go
vestal jasper
CITY
heady spear
Our safe word is "OH NO! NOT THE PINEAPPLE"
limber knotBOT
if I become the world's first quadrillionaire within the next decade then I'll make sure that the first people and the first colony on mars is exclusively composed of furries
the space suits will just be massive fursuits
quasi valley
limber knotBOT
it'll be illegal to not RP as your fursona
quasi valley
with integrated explosives?
limber knotBOT
(Vertanzil_) Rocket to the sun - length 1m 13s - 126 likes, 7 dislikes (94.7%) - 15,700 views - simpsons channelx on 2017.01.20
vestal jasper
^-^ listen I know you're being a retard on purpose, but you're retarded
heady spear
he can't help it
he was born like that, brainless. They tried to give him a monkey brain, but it was too advanced for his body
limber knotBOT
you're just jealous of how amazing of an idea it is to create a masterrace of furries on mars
soon enough it'll be an intergalactic force that rules with an iron fist
and a buttplug that doubles as a tail
quasi valley
ALRIGHT I think I forgot the children in the oven again, gotta go
limber knotBOT
0W0 Interglatic Buttplug
owo would def be the name of the empire
0w0 sounds like the name of the first colony which will eventually become the capital
heady spear
can I be their leader
limber knotBOT
I mean it's a democratic country
heady spear
I wanna be known as Fox McCloud
limber knotBOT
so obviously the one that can fit the largest buttplug will be the leader
heady spear
I can fit huge buttplugs
limber knotBOT
performance drugs allowed and encouraged
heady spear
I'm as loose as they come
limber knotBOT
that's an extra large statement for the people best known for creating horse dildos
thanks vert but I'm pretty sure they make them larger too
pfft
what's bad dragon's largest size?
that one is 16.5 inches
limber knotBOT
woops the bad dragon website is super broken for me
limber knotBOT
hm there's one here that is 11.5 in length
and 6 in circumference
but it's "medium" sized lmao
oh this one comes in 15 inch XL with a big boy 13.5 circumference
aha
17.5 inches long, 10.75 inches in circumference
perfect for weeb
what did I just walk into?
it's like cinderella's slipper except it requires quite a bit more lube
Run MiniDigger while you still can
well MiniDigger if you must ask weeb was just telling us how he can fit things in his butt better than the best furries out there so we were investigating the size of that claim
k.
17.5 inches is 44cm, I'm pretty sure you could conceivably knock someone out just with the size of this thing
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wtf boys
limber knotBOT
ikr
wicked dune
limber knotBOT
Shut the fuck up
heady spear
no
limber knotBOT
No one cares about your shitty html website
quasi valley
foci is the (or rather a) plural of focus. the more you know
limber knotBOT
yeah well go foci yourself
quasi valley
I'll nail your furry tail to a tree
quasi valley
you're a buttplug
limber knotBOT
fit me daddy?
quasi valley
oh no
limber knotBOT
owo?
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limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Ha GAY!!! - length 4s - 121,836 likes, 4,123 dislikes (96.7%) - 24,926,495 views - ImpactDesignsHD on 2012.05.16
there's nothing gay about having a fetish where you become a furry buttplug and go into another man's butt
limber knotBOT
remind me again of how pretty I am
Your a pretty little girl.
man somewhere on earth someone made a comic about that
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not even city would go for you
limber knotBOT
you just know it's true
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yeah it's called rule34
limber knotBOT
Thats why we have paperbags Spottedleaf
s/bags/
Correction, <Vertanzil_> Thats why we have paper**** Spottedleaf
s/paper/Paper Bags also ^-^ sucks penis
Correction, <Vertanzil_> Thats why we have Paper Bags also ^-^ sucks penis Spottedleaf
haha you suck penis.
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wtf is this shit
limber knotBOT
oh no
I didn't know I did this but vert said so and I trust vert
I have to go tell my parents
they say "it's nice you finally got some"
void void
shut the fuck up and kiss
vestal jasper
@heady spear
You
Smell
Smelly
Earlier I heard someone from another department ask if we had any "smelly candles, like the tall ones"
heady spear
wtf bro
lusty wing
woven otter
city
heady spear
what do you want @woven otter
woven otter
plotsquared is shit
heady spear
ok?
woven otter
oh ur not in the mood
heady spear
I ❤ 
woven otter
heady spear
I 💔 
limber knotBOT
Right time to get something done instead of sat her procrastinating.
woven otter
yes fawe is crap
limber knotBOT
Homos <3
woven otter
yes u r
heady spear
Lick me daddy
woven otter
nah that's pretty gay
regal viper
heady spear
stop being homophobic dude
woven otter
u do it
glacial mason
worn ember
i left this discord to improve the quality of it. But seeing this chat makes me wonder what Spigot/Paper has done to your braincells
bitter swallow
limber knotBOT
This is an offtopic channel, why do you care?
woven otter
it's growth
heady spear
ok edgelord
worn ember
city first
worn ember
i have vacation but ok
woven otter
city u do it
heady spear
I am studying
woven otter
worn ember
If i got $2 for every hour i studied in my life i'd still be poor as fuck
im too busy becoming a millionaire by selling clear chat plugins tho
woven otter
any profits made lel
worn ember
$5 lmao
woven otter
impressive
worn ember
well i'm waiting for another $10 lul ima be rich soon
limber knotBOT
But has it an item menu?!
woven otter
city want to buy my plugins too?
worn ember
Spend your money on me 👀
limber knotBOT
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tacit crest
Where can I read profiles from worldguard? ("/wg profile" output)
woven otter
lol city what does that mean
worn ember
limber knotBOT
*glares at electronicboy *
limber knotBOT
I think I broke it :( http://tinyurl.com/y2suydte
valid vessel
worn ember
that sucks
limber knotBOT
austere ivy
man what a shame that they can’t hear that when you do jazz hands, a jazz song plays
limber knotBOT
Thats my fettish.
void void
quick folio
indigo rose
limber knotBOT
technically the sun does make a noise, just we can't hear it through the void of space is all.
night wing
limber knotBOT
however you can't forget those who can hear know that from experience @spare venture not saying deaf people are stupid but they actually have to learn that to know we can't hear the sun on earth since they lack the ability to experience that first hand
however I probably wouldn't judge someone asking that question or expecting it to if they regained hearing
I mean, us hearing people ask some stupid questions or expect odd things to happen as well ;)
pulsar wigeon
why can't we just judge all of the people asking stupid questions
heady spear
Without a medium to travel through the sound doesn't exist at all, as it's the vibration of the medium that is the sound. The sun doesn't make any noise, unless you count the vibrations internal to the sound, which is kinda weird
limber knotBOT
Surface of the sun does produce sound waves fyi
heady spear
Some people would define sound as the perception of the sound, not the vibrations themselves. If we can't perceive the sound, does it really exist?
Or well rather, some disciplines would*
limber knotBOT
thats like saying because you can't hear a dog whistle it doesn't work
the sound waves produced on the sun are very low wavelengths
heady spear
Sound waves are just oscillations of pressure. I'm sure the sun would occasionally produce such waves, so yeah I guess it's producing "sound".
Although it's kind of funny because you can measure the oscillations and then just interpret them however you want. If we play them back here, then we could hear the sun. The same way we can "see" most cosmological objects
limber knotBOT
Does anyone know how to configure the waterfall.yml
heady spear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YlE4icALb0 :p I mean, sound waves alright. But most sound waves probably wouldn't fit in with what we'd normally perceive as sound. There's a disconnect between the definition and the common interpretation of the word. Kinda like light. Most light isn't visible, it's still there, but most people wouldn't think of it as light.
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Web Extra: Music of the Sun - KQED QUEST - length 1m 54s - 45 likes, 2 dislikes (95.7%) - 12,626 views - KQED on 2010.05.18
gaunt aurora
how to roll back version from 1.14.4 to 1.13.2 or 1.12.2?
heady spear
Use your backup
gaunt aurora
No. The buildings of the players will be lost.
1.14.4 very buggy...low performance.
and broken some chunks
...
peak dirge
No backup? You're screwed.
Wait for 1.15 and hope Mojang was serious when they talked about improving performance.
In other news, after switching to a different CPU scheduler on my laptop, Minecraft actually runs a lot nicer!
heady spear
Tux, what scheduler?
wide chasm
They run worse? How did they do that?
quasi valley
they fixed a few rendering things and changed a whole lot of internals and voilà, 150 in a heavily built area went down to 50
not really noticable/too much worse in "normal" areas, but 🐽
wide chasm
I thought the rendering changes were supposed to iumprove the game, but apparently I'm mistaken in that
heady spear
That's client performance, I think most people are more worried about server performance tbf
wide chasm
I personally am more concerned about client tbh
But that's because the only server I run is a test server
quasi valley
the 1.14 client is sooo great performance wise
yea problem is they're screwing that again
heady spear
Server performance has been abysmal in 1.14. Client performance is alright in comparison
quasi valley
it's not alright, it's great, first time I can go without OF, and even outrunning 1.8 + OF at points
heady spear
When we switched from 1.13 to 1.14 we had to get a new server as well, because we went from a stable 20TPS to 13, lol
That was just replacing the server jar
wide chasm
1.14 runs at about 20 FPS for me, so as long as I can keep hitting that, it's good.
quasi valley
wide chasm
I think toasters have better specs
civic kindle
quasi valley
probably a 🥔
heady spear
Without shaders I'm at 200+, that's enough for me. Not awesome, but it works 😛
wide chasm
I think my client would just crash with shaders.
quasi valley
yeah because you are a god that can tell 200 and 300 fps apart
heady spear
With the default resource pack and shit I hit 1000+ which is enough in most cases
I would prefer 1100, the sweet spot for me
heady spear
I only buy hardware for sexy F3 screenshots
quasi valley
I see 😂
heady spear
I don't actually play the game so I couldn't care less. I just don't want to invest a billion dollars into server equipment for 1.15
so I sure hope the server runs better, lol
wide chasm
Here, this is a sexy F3 screenshot of me playing Minecraft
quasi valley
didn't even know it could go that high haha
wide chasm
Yeah, it can go out of the screen.
And I'm already playing in windowed mode, since that generally yields higher FPS for me.
heady spear
I should mail you a new computer
Or a calculator, would still be an improvement
My nspire has a sweet touch pad
heady spear
I had to get it for a statistics course
Don’t know why but it’s horribly inconvenient to use
wide chasm
I'd imagine the screen would be way too small
limber knotBOT
heady spear
It’s alright, just awful. It has a keyboard, but it’s in alphabetical order rather than qwerty
Overall it’s the least user friendly piece of equipment I’ve ever owned
wide chasm
I don't mind the alphabetical keyboards on calculators tbh, it's not like I'm going to type with ten fingers on them or anything.
heady spear
You have to look while typing though, it's awful
and you actually need to type because the function selection interface is horrible
wide chasm
I've managed to become pretty okay with typing while not looking on calculators.
Well, rather, one specific calculator.
Is the nspire one the one with wifi as well actually, or is that a different model?
heady spear
We're not really allowed to use the calculator in any math classes, so I pretty much only use it for cs and physics classes
I only really use it to verify answers at this point
This is the basic nspire model without the CAS stuff
because apparently that's cheating lol
wide chasm
lol
heady spear
wtf so after updating my graphics drivers I can only get to 600 fps in minecraft, this is bs
I need a new graphics card
limber knotBOT
Pffftt
wide chasm
Throw it out, just play without a graphics card /s
heady spear
I would probably get better results using the integrated graphics
wide chasm
You know what, just throw your entire computer out and start playing minecraft on your phone.
heady spear
I should use my other computer instead
wow I sure love these graphical artifacts, looks awesome and not dumb at all
Oh no, I took a screenshot so the bloody game crashed again
wide chasm
My minecraft doesn't crash when taking a screenshot
heady spear
Sometimes I forget that this game isn't created by a super tiny indie studio and them I'm almost ready to forgive them for this bs
Taking the screenshot is fine. If I open it, the game crashes 😛
wide chasm
But... it should just open the explorer, how in the world does that crash the game?
heady spear
They're probably launching the process synchronously and then just let's it block the main thread 😄
I love busy waiting when launching child processes. It's the only way to go!
void void
it's been like this since 1.13 i think
calling an external program ends up with main thread being blocked
wide chasm
But say you have only one core and then we'd need to open a child process. If we do that on a different thread we have time splicing and we don't want that, so clearly the only way to go is to do everything on one thread.
heady spear
To be fair, most kernels would treat the child process as an entirely different process, and schedule it as such
I guess the game just assumes that the launched process will be launched in the background and just waits for that to be the case, which is kind of dumb. They forgot the whole fork part and just went straight for exec. Cute.
wide chasm
Well, let's blame this on... rolls die Microsoft.
worn ember
thats why you buy high frequency low core count CPU's to run the minecraft better
since multithreading isnt a thing
thorny dock
karmic prairie
limber knotBOT
It is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nd73lyvq4w I so want to do thios
(Vertanzil) Giant Monopoly Game With Real Money - length 15m 43s - 728,052 likes, 14,153 dislikes (98.1%) - 26,900,176 views - MrBeast on 2019.02.15
s/thios/drugs
Correction, <Vertanzil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nd73lyvq4w I so want to do drugs
Yes
All the drugs
woven otter
let's do drugs
limber knotBOT
gives the duck CRACKers
woven otter
gives Ventrazil crystal meth
limber knotBOT
(Vertanzil) Family Guy on crystal meth - length 1m 31s - 1,984 likes, 53 dislikes (97.4%) - 213,210 views - bobahhhh on 2010.04.25
quasi valley
let's make duck take drugs, then roast and eat duck to double the fun
worn ember
spaceduck
woven otter
how about we just roast kenny
limber knotBOT
Hes fat and smokes crack and molests children.
limber knotBOT
Probally.
woven otter
probally
quasi valley
prollaby
woven otter
u sure
limber knotBOT
BRING OUT THE SNAKES
woven otter
ur the snake here
limber knotBOT
eats duck
woven otter
bashes Ventrazil with a rock
wooden pelican
limber knotBOT
slithers off.
cosmic raft
en-gb_windows_10_business_editions_version_1903_x64_dvd_4170a06f
cosmic raft
June 2019 update would work as well:
en-gb_windows_10_business_edition_version_1903_updated_june_2019_x86_dvd_b142f2e8
but x64 obviously.. sigh
en-gb_windows_10_business_edition_version_1903_updated_june_2019_x64_dvd_b168c606
limber knotBOT
Have you ever heard of this little website called piratebay
austere ivy
If anyone likes jazz-ish piano, consider giving Harold O'Neal a listen.
From his latest album, Piano Cinema, you should give "Sam and Sam", and "Moonlight - An Itanos" a listen.
torpid willow
cosmic raft
no, I don't. I found what I want, thanks though
river pine
woven otter
I see a fan of Toby Turner
limber knotBOT
Yarghhh kashike
woven otter
Don't listen to that snake
heady spear
because it's windows
limber knotBOT
Like linux is any better
meager glade
ocean ether
limber knotBOT
Wasnt about which os is better when it comes to usability more about getting an api for something
Just use web-based stuff
If i cant find what I want il end up writing my own
It always wins
Which is my I am writing this message from a web based irc client
web based?
heady spear
I don't trust the web
limber knotBOT
How would that work exactly
heady spear
it's controlled by the US government
limber knotBOT
Your right to not trust it dont trust you either
heady spear
I don't trust myself, I am controlled by the US government
rustic heath
whole warren
how long does it normally take for a paper build after a mc release?
upper flicker
depends on the release and the scope of work needed
also depends how long it takes spigot to do their work
sometimes its a day or two, sometimes its weeks
limber knotBOT
(^-^) Spose - I'm Awesome - length 4m 11s - 137,930 likes, 4,134 dislikes (97.1%) - 15,728,573 views - SposeVEVO on 2010.04.14
smoky canopy
hoary egret
void void
nO, i DoN't. I fOuNd WhAt I wAnT, tHaNkS tHoUgH
wow fuck discord
i was scrolled up, again
prime pawn
When using BufferedImage#subImage, the x/y coordinate is for the "top left" right?
prime pawn
Yeah as I thought
No idea why this isn't working then -_- oh well
I have a 640x640 image (5 lots of 128), by getting a coordinate (0, 640) and having it's width and height at 128, it gives the error (y + height) is outside of Raster.
void void
...yea, 0,640 is moving 0 along x from the top left and 640 down, which should end you at the bottom left of the image. Then you try to pull a 128px image out of that corner? if you try and pull 128,128 using getSubImage it's only going to be able to go 128 over, not 128 down. I would think you need -128 as the Y.
if that's what you want...
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640 up for an image
void void
havent used bufferedimage but
prime pawn
The coordinate being in the "upper left" implies the top left, you'd think the "height" value would go down and the "width" would go right, no?
void void
thats what im saying
prime pawn
So does it need to be (1, 640) or something?
void void
you described that from your base bufferedimage you go to 0,640 then getSubImage(128,128) ? or what
what is your exact code with this 640x640 image
prime pawn
I'm just using .subImage(x, y, 128, 128) where x = 0, y = 640
which would be on the very top left of the image, wouldn't it??
void void
yes it will start at the top left.
it will move 0 from X.
it will move 640 from Y.
This starts you at the bottom left now.
Then you try and get a 128, 128 image.
From the bottom left it can only move 128 in X. It can't move 128 in Y. Hence your Y error.
Try passing .getSubImage(0, 640, 128, -128)
prime pawn
Oh, I understand.
I just thought that the height would always to up regardless, considering it noted "Upper left" coordinate.
I mean down*
void void
Yeah, it was until you moved 640 down in the 2nd arg
prime pawn
Well thanks, that cleared it up a lot
void void
no problemo, and again i haven't even used bufferedimage but from the docs that's what I'm getting so give it a go
prime pawn
You ever look back on your code after waking up from doing an all nighter and think about how shit it is? xD
limber knotBOT
never
all of my code is perfect
also I never reread code when I know i'm not proud of it
prime pawn
okay then .-.
void void
except for the time on stream that he couldnt figure out a bug and i told him to delay the code by a tick and it worked
limber knotBOT
ah yes but I didn't reread it now did I
limber knotBOT
yes but in despair, not rereading what was actually there like a pleb
void void
limber knotBOT
(^-^) Debugging Minecraft: The many stages of grief - length 3m 25s - 7 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 571 views - MagmaGuy on 2019.03.18
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hey look it's budget vsauce playing minecraft
limber knotBOT
white with a black beard? must be vsauce
how many budget vsauces do you see a day?
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just u
limber knotBOT
you watch my videos every day?
simple lion
Quote of the day: "Microsoft is known for placing Malicious software knowingly and for commercial reasons on millions of computers"
upper flicker
jesus he called simple clever?
wow
clearly some sort of derangement going on there
limber knotBOT
even a broken clock is right twice a day
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not always
upper flicker
tbf the stuff that needs delayed can be rather illogical sometimes
at least from the api perspective
upper flicker
and the next version of the game could change it and make it not needed anyway
static badge
something something inventory not closing?
upper flicker
god help the people supporting 12 versions of MC
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that shit is defined to not be safe in inventory interact events btw :>
delaying by 1 is recommended by api
limber knotBOT
what's paper?
proud lance
a plugin for spigot
void void
uh, no
proud lance
void void
it's a fork of spigot with higher performance
dowd if someone comes in asking an honest question it's obviously not time to be a sarcastic dumbass
limber knotBOT
it's a spoon for sponge with lower performance
hmm, and sigot devs are not willing to merge your fork?
lol that would be an issue for paper at this stage
void void
ill let leaf answer that
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certainly a pain in the balls to get some stuff through
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looks at the fix loadChunk pr
limber knotBOT
all your forks are belong to us
prime pawn
Tbh I use a fork of tacospigot (yeah.. a fork of a fork of a fork of a fork) but I'm jus there cause you all lit xd
vestal jasper
he's like top retard
austere ivy
It's a fork of a fork of a fork of a repo
It's not a fork of a fork of a fork of a fork you imbecile
limber knotBOT
lol, a few times to get support
austere ivy
Get it right, we'll have your head if you get it wrong next time /s
limber knotBOT
(interacted with md_5 i mean)
prime pawn
Anyone doing anything for Melbourne Cup eve? :> (if ur from australia like meh)
limber knotBOT
wtf is melbourne cup eve
void void
go talk to md_5 hotprotato
prime pawn
an excuse to get pissed
void void
hes in melbourne
prime pawn
I go out in melbourne a few times to party
limber knotBOT
you're in melbourne, that in of itself is enough of an excuse to get pissed
prime pawn
Cbf though tonight, just hitting up the town clubs lol
Well a few hours away but yeh
They got competitions for best dressed so ima rock up in my suit and get some free alcomahol
limber knotBOT
so .. the point is you don't get along md_5?
prime pawn
It's not like I know the guy .-. chillout lol
I wouldn't hang with someone solely because they're an accomplished developer
limber knotBOT
then you have not the same opinion about how to solve particular issues?
prime pawn
What do you mean?
limber knotBOT
well you say I should check fix loadChunk pr, right?
so I guess you were arguing there
could you provide a link? xD
prime pawn
Well, all I said was I wasn't informed enough regarding chunks 😛 I said I'm not using 1.14.4 as chunk-related events (what I thought to be chunk loading at the time) makes it too resource consuming
That's why I never bothered to go farther but for the time being, if I wanted a more stable server for 1.14.4, I'd have all chunks generated then unloaded without players being present (limited by the worldborder ofc)
I like to, think out of the box sometimes
limber knotBOT
so... paper is a spigot fork but you have channel inside its IRC server
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that nobody uses
upper flicker
as it turns out, a lot of people who work within the CB codebase are on Spigot's irc server
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pretty sure mana is dead again
upper flicker
looks like it
prime pawn
CB's "official documentation" suggests using spigot's build tools as well
golden gust
That's a wiki
limber knotBOT
Z750, CB codebase?
golden gust
Basically, the community of people who paper is relevant for is already split across spigots IRC network and esper
Contibutors to paper are basically people who are already using paper due to the perf/feature gains, or have tried contributing to spigot before and have basically decided it's not worth it
limber knotBOT
Indeed I saw you so many times in #spigot, electroniccat
but I cannot understand why spigot devs would not want to include those perf/feature gains 🤔
golden gust
Well, dev; is more accurate vs "devs"
upper flicker
The long and short of it is that spigot is basically run by one person, and they've made the process of contributing/working with them such a pain that they're pretty much on their own
all of our code is open source, all of our code is public
he can have any of it or none of it he wants
that doesnt mean we need to play games to get it through
prime pawn
So I'm using PacketPlayOutSpawnEntity and PacketPlayOutEntityMetadata which is meant to spawn in maps with custom rendered images client-side, currently it only spawns the maps on the item frames (except the frames aren't visible, only the maps) and well.. it doesn't render the custom image, it just renders absolutely nothing.
Using PacketPlayOutMap did 0 difference either. Any ideas?
limber knotBOT
so the only one dev is md_5?
prime pawn
By playing around earlier btw, I was able to make an itemframe and have a map with no id inside of it. All it did was show a regular itemframe however items could not be placed inside of it.
limber knotBOT
lol
golden gust
Yes
There are a few repeat contributors, but the few that I've ever spoken to have been somewhat distasteful about their experience
limber knotBOT
and he thinks that he alone can do it better than a group of devs?
golden gust
I mean, I wish I had the logs of it, but I recall a discussion a good few years ago where somebody asked why there wasn't more devs, and he just pretty much point blank stated that he doesn't think that there is anyone capable of working on CB outside of one guy who disappeared and potentially also (if not who he was talking about) think
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grep it 
golden gust
craftbukkit
limber knotBOT
oooh, ok, I did forget
all of this comes from CB, right xD
and there are also the same plugins for paper?
golden gust
Pretty much anything that works on CB/Spigot will work on paper
limber knotBOT
mmm I supposed ..
but paperMC web is not as rich as spigot, I think
are you working on this?
golden gust
Our discord sees muuuuch more activity than our forums
limber knotBOT
ur mom sees much more activity than ur discord
golden gust
We're open for improvements on the site, but like; focusing on the server and stuff in the time we have is more important
limber knotBOT
I think you should have my beard on the site
it'd be an improvement
I'll allow you to host it there for a reasonable fee
and did you say you have your own IRC server?
golden gust
No, we have a bridge to esper IRC when it works, and a discord server
limber knotBOT
I prefer IRC, but nice :-)
electroniccat, I mean regard to the website ... in Spigot website there is like a community between plugin devs and user, and you can purchase plugins and keep it them in your account, ... have you planed such an environment?
golden gust
We have no plans for "premium" plugins
void void
spigot plugins work on paper; paper is plug and play. there's no need for that
(unless dev is retarded)
golden gust
The community as it exists honestly just uses the discord, part of the reason why spigot forums are as active as they are is because the IRC is scary to most server owners/devs 😄
void void
scary
limber knotBOT
lol IRC scary 😆
upper flicker
Most of us come from an irc background, but it still eludes most “normal” people
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normies
upper flicker
Discord has a lot a lot a lot of issues, but they did figure that one out
So I just keep the public discord channels bridged to irc and people can use whatever’s
limber knotBOT
well, then we are not talking about IRC clients like weechat xD
anyway ... I was wondering also ... have been already solved the legal issues with MCserver, CB, spigot and all of those variants?
limber knotBOT
electroniccat and what's the status?
golden gust
The person who submitted the DMCA is no longer really pressing on the matter
Spigot also doesn't host the content in a place that cares about DMCAs either
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ah yes
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void void
oh dear god
that article is pure cancer, im sorry
i thought it would just be a funny reflection on the song
of course they mention The Patriarchy (TM)
golden gust
Did you not look at the name of the site?
void void
i didnt actually
it was a google result and i just copied and pasted
then
then i realized
worn ember
Too late
void void
he has for a while
cosmic raft
who doesn't
worn ember
i dont like compat i like my things big 👀
cosmic raft
void void
worn ember
woven otter
dont mention irc here
vestal jasper
irc
woven otter
.kill Vicarious
limber knotBOT
beheads Vicarious with a rusty scythe and uses their head to play tennis.
woven otter
you can try
void void
@void void describe your project and if someone is interested they'll reply, that's about as much as you can do here; otherwise go to spigot and post in the hiring section (spigot plugins typically work fine on paper, unless you need specific paper integrations)
you'll know if you do.
if you don't know, you don't.
dusk drift
Yea ^ there is a bunch of very talented people in here
But this isnt really a job place but someone might pick it up if you post what u need
void void
thanks for the regurgitation
dusk drift
.nobots?
limber knotBOT
Uptime: 20 days, 13 hours, 10 minutes, 43 seconds
Message Handling: 4ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 3820 (13%)
Messages from Discord: 24987 (87%)
dusk drift
Pog
vestal jasper
barty smells
tawdry coyote
smells nice
vestal jasper
idk about that one
golden gust
how much did he pay you to say that?
jk, he couldn't afford to pay somebody to say that
tawdry coyote
not enough for me to contest vic
golden gust
lol
normal frost
woven otter
Barty bucks
void void
I am hiring a plugin developer for a server I am making, I don't want to give too much details towards other people. (DM me, I will pay upfront if the time and cost is reasonable.)
thats now how this works
not*
doubtful you'll get any interest here, but maybe
gl with that
(in other words guys, he wants you to make a full server for him.)
best idea NA im sure
@void void
Where can I find talented plugin devs?
tawdry coyote
first, you ping someone named wizjany and then
void void
Well spigot
I'll try.
you can find talented devs here, but talented devs dont enjoy having their time wasted with "i dont want to give too much details, PM me."
it's annoying as balls
True.
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void void
But I don't want to give any ideas to anybody else tbh.
void void
so outline it.
outline what in general needs done and how much the payment is
ok.
dont make us PM you to find out
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killing 2fa is a part of life
golden gust
sorted github and spigot, I can't find my copy of my 2fa codes for paper however, and I have a theory that I know where that was stored..
looks over at the dead HDD on his desk
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oh
void void
Looking for a talented Dev, maybe with a degree? That can work fast and has reasonable pricing. It is something relating a Geopolitical RTS.
geopolitical rts.... wtf
Is that better?
so you need a minigame developed, a full server suite, what
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worst case you can probably pay someone to get ur shit off the hdd?
limber knotBOT
lol geopolitical rts
void void
I just have the idea and money.
tawdry coyote
i doubt both tbh
limber knotBOT
well an idea is believable
tawdry coyote
inb4 he wants to make civ for minecraft
void void
im not sure what "geopolitical rts" means in the context of minecraft, i dont know how long it would take, but it highly depends on what you consider reasonable pricing. im sure some people would like MUCH more details before they even quote you a price
limber knotBOT
oh I can quote a price sight unseen
it's "more than whatever you're offering for sure"
limber knotBOT
mhm
void void
LOL
shell vine
void void
I don't want to wait though, that is the problem.
limber knotBOT
mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm
shell vine
i will do it for $10
limber knotBOT
man I missed these good jokes
void void
bih park, before you get yourself scammed, that is not a $100 project
limber knotBOT
I've been out of the game for too long
void void
no server suite is ever going to be 100
limber knotBOT
this is some top notch comedy
void void
he's going to start it, realize he's in the shit, then ghost you
you're looking at easily over 1K
Wdym?
limber knotBOT
hey tell your dev to create a series on youtube chronicling the process, I bet it would be tremendously entertaining to watch
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Micro Wars Tutorial: A real time strategy game in Minecraft! - length 1m 46s - 4 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 102 views - Lambsauce on 2019.10.29
void void
ghosting means he's gonna get the money, withdraw it, and fucking disappear
Creating something like this?
shell vine
that already exists
void void
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Castle Wars(RTS In Minecraft): Remade formations, Realistic Archer aiming AI & more! - length 5m 21s - 8 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 346 views - Limework on 2019.04.09
void void
Or this?
limber knotBOT
lmao
shell vine
i saw that on spigot the other day
void void
why is everyone copying hypixel's new skyblock gamemode with the autominers and shit
limber knotBOT
for $100?
void void
that's like the one feature they have that everyone wants to copy now
Well I am willing to pay more tbh.
limber knotBOT
I wouldn't touch this for less than $1000 and even that's pushing it
void void
Hypixel has a RTS?
no, but they have moveable characters like that, which you place down and do work for you
and now EVERYONE is making them
Oh.
shell vine
so what
void void
That is 1000 dollars?
limber knotBOT
the first video you put up there I wouldn't do in general lol
void void
those specifically, no, but a whole server suite that integrates them into a full featured RTS? yes
definitely
Hm.
Sorry I am a layman, I don't understand.
Lol
shell vine
are u just trying to copy this server datblock.com
void void
that said, you will find people on spigot who scream "can do!!! $100"
and you will get scammed
either that
dusk drift
Full servers are defo in the K range
golden gust
there are a few minions type plugins if that's what you're talking about; The Q is really "do they do all you want"
void void
or you will get some bullshit that hardly works
shell vine
look on https://datblock.com/ it literally says "Datearth is a geopolitical Minecraft server "
void void
The problem is, I never looked into spigot forums.
shell vine
where have i heard that
void void
EarthMC
limber knotBOT
you'll 100% get some bullshit that is half baked, doesn't work how you want and then the dev will drop you
golden gust
And basically, dev time costs money; There will always be people willing to meet the low bar for cheap as all shit, but like; all it will do is hurt you in the long run if you cheap out