git i mean
#general
whole warren
golden gust
You need curl -O to actually save the file
whole warren
that didnt work
placid thicket
might have to ctrl-shift-c in some cases
placid thicket
you used curl -0 not curl -O
placid thicket
you also didn't give it a file type, think you gotta add .jar to the end of that
whole warren
ok
% Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
100 41.2M 100 41.2M 0 0 10.2M 0 0:00:04 0:00:04 --:--:-- 10.2M
curl: (6) Could not resolve host: .jar
niether worked
placid thicket
hmm...
shell vine
u got a space
whole warren
?
shell vine
space . jar
shell vine
in the second one, the -O is what you are overwriting
so the url should be second not first
oh nvm thats curl
thought it was wget
whole warren
ok
placid thicket
curl -O paper.jar https://papermc.io/api/v1/paper/1.14.4/latest/download
try that
shell vine
maybe is the same
placid thicket
what kind of crap?
shell vine
try just replacing curl with wget?
whole warren
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pine star
whole warren
i have git
placid thicket
windows environment, no wget
shell vine
u can install it for windows 😄
placid thicket
what about just
curl -O https://papermc.io/api/v1/paper/1.14.4/latest/download
whole warren
where did it download to tho
placid thicket
should be the place where the command was run from
whole warren
it didnt make the file a jar
placid thicket
rename it one?
whole warren
that worked
how do i auto jar
and auto name
there we go
can i stop exes with a .sh file
limber knotBOT
bbb
whole warren
is that a self bot?
any mods online
ban this bitch
@unreal quarry sorry for the ping
prime pawn
xD savage
upper flicker
No it’s not a self bot
Discord thanks you for enforcing their TOS for them, but I assure you they don’t need your help
prime pawn
EntityItemFrame frame = new EntityItemFrame(((CraftWorld)left.getWorld()).getHandle());
frame.sendMessage(new ChatMessage("Wassup my dude?"));```
For shits n gigs xd
void void
prime pawn
Well aren't you guys popular lol
novel violet
I'd like some help testing a plugin (1.14.4), dm me if you want to help or have suggestions on what to add
prime pawn
People would be more inclined to if you shared some context .-.
novel violet
It's a PvP plugin where people fly around and fight each other with completely custom weapons
and here's a video of it in action https://imgur.com/a/y2HZ7aA
heady spear
So basically... PVP but with wonky movement?
novel violet
kinda
heady spear
sounds super awful
novel violet
Someone else (who was on my test server) told me it's fun
heady spear
I mean it's a cool idea, I suppose :p
whole warren
It's original
tawdry coyote
actually makes me tempted to make a quidditch plugin
wonder if there's already one 🤔
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Kawasaki Good Times Demo Tour at Mainland Cycle Center in La Marque, Tx on Nov 1, 2019 - length 22m - 0 views - Billy Galbreath on 2019.11.01
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is that an airplane in the background
unreal quarry
wind noise from cam lol
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idk man it sounds like a jet to me 
woven otter
Windows is awesome. There's just no greater feeling than seeing "Getting Windows ready. Don't turn off your computer" for over 30 mins now
limber knotBOT
QUACK
woven otter
Yes
limber knotBOT
gives crackers to the duck
woven otter
Wow that's cool
vestal jasper
cooks the duck
acoustic seal
Got a bit of an issue with a stupid amount of mobs spawning
vestal jasper
Kill them then
woven otter
Fuck u vic
heady spear
Stop being mean to vic
woven otter
Fuck u too city
placid thicket
fuck me? 😄
woven otter
Excuse me who are you
placid thicket
just remember, its not gay if the balls dont touch
acoustic seal
The fuck am I reading
placid thicket
and you keep your socks on
heady spear
It's super gay and that's the way I like it
heady spear
That's true, but you know you like this ass
woven otter
heady spear
come see for yourself
placid thicket
but what if a girl puts it in your ass? is that gay?
woven otter
Puts what in your ass
heady spear
it
woven otter
What's it
heady spear
ye
woven otter
Thanks didn't know that
heady spear
goodie
we make such a good team you and I
but I don't love you anymore
I am breaking up with you
woven otter
Glad u did it
heady spear
sure u r
woven otter
No u
woven otter
Cuz ur a typo
heady spear
Not a typo, accident*
limber knotBOT
Fat fuck
placid thicket
But free tho
shell vine
peak kite
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Soylent Green Eating Scene - length 2m 13s - 827 likes, 29 dislikes (96.6%) - 186,974 views - ElitistScum on 2010.06.29
honest vortex
hi
opaque flax
prime pawn
So I think what I'm going to do with my maps is use the render method as I normally should, within each render I'll just have a boolean value for if it needs to be updated or not. I'm considering adding in animations that update every few ticks perhaps every 5 ticks. There'd be about 5x4 maps on itemframes, do you think this would result in lag? Lemme know what you all think.
celest coyote
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) An interesting bug in the newest snapshot : Minecraft - 98 comments, 7,548 points - Tpupper, 6h ago
celest coyote
quality code
prime pawn
High quality code, providing you with the lowest TPS since, ever.
upbeat rock
limber knotBOT
i'm amazed at the person who thought, "Hm, what if I plant a sapling with another dirt block in the same X/Z coordinate but above the sapling and separated by several air blocks"?
woven otter
He was making a tree farm according to that thread
upper flicker
Not gonna get to a pc tonight though
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god without the hat ur hair probably would look awful
upper flicker
Make a thanksgiving themed one
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u sure u wanna take it off
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mfw the joke was the hat was small
and it doesn't even
wait
thanksgiving
oh right
ur fucking
not canadian
upper flicker
idk
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do I put a fucking turkey on your head
upper flicker
lol
upper flicker
idk where you’d even put a turkey that’d make sense
upper flicker
I should just switch to a cartoon cat avatar
That’s what all the cool kids are doing
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u should
left swift
Recreate the photo out of turkey
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I could write myself a tool to do that
upper flicker
Just a ton of turkey photos that make a big eye when combined
static badge
yeah that's what I'm thinking
upper flicker
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but I'm a lazy fuck and will create a tool to do that
so expect it idk 2 weeks
next year potentially too
left swift
Worth
upper flicker
I’d create a tool for that too tbh, fuck doing that by hand
static badge
java has api to read images right?
left swift
Wait
static badge
eh
if it doesn't I'll convert to raw bmp
I made utils to read raw bmp
don't ask
left swift
Just use a turkey eye 
upper flicker
Java will read it and let you read the individual values of each pixel
But it’ll be just tha
upper flicker
If you want more abstract views and shit you’ll have to dig into the calamity that is machine learning
And god help you with that
static badge
that's called I'm too retarded
upper flicker
That’s called “I don’t have access to googles recaptcha training database “
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upper flicker
“Prove you’re not a robot, select all the squares with traffic lights”
We’re on to you, you bastards
static badge
could work
tmw 1 cm of the crosswalk is in another square
if java has api for this garbage I could do it right now
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if it doesn't have ability to write I guess I'll port my C code
upper flicker
Only tacos
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you know the C code required 32bit wide values for colours
upper flicker
Write in 
you filthy casual
static badge
couldn't be fucked t o padd it
even though I only used 3 total colours
rust is for retards
change my mind
and then I found out later WINDOWS HAS API FOR IT?
upper flicker
You just don’t like it because the syntax is beyond your brainpower. Change my mind.
upper flicker
StillBetterThanC++.wav
static badge
not exactly wrong
merry talon
seen on an amazon listing for noise cancelling headphones
Global data shows that over 850,700,000 people die from grave mental and psychological disease due to long-term harm by noise.
merry talon
what's more cancerous is not talking when everyone around you is
u cave dwelling fuk
static badge
sweepy ur literally retarded
left swift
whole warren
is this enoough proof for hacking?
forgot to record
this bad human bypassed the whitelist
i dont fucking know how
whole warren
oop sorry
idk then
i had it in sleep mode
lmao thanks
mcmyadmin has a sleep mode
only local connections
i have no idea how he bypassed
rough saffron
marble summit
sturdy fulcrum
ancient bolt
they dropped the ball on it hard
proud lance
shoulda kept the fingerprint reader imo
I use mine in the car a lot, I would have to remove it from the holder to tilt it to my face to unlock
cosmic raft
i'd rather get an iPhone next time
static badge
you're an iphone
broken wasp
can anyone help me with some nginx?
meager owl
void void
i swear to god php can get fucked
"this function returns 0 if successful but no rows modified, but also it returns false if there was an error"
php: 0 is false, but also false is false
so now i have to === false
limber knotBOT
Why do you even use that shit?
static badge
rather write C
and then write C to convert that C to php
and have that php write itself again as C
void void
because MiniDigger, I am stuck writing for WP atm
I will be writing a custom API but for now we need to meet an MVP on wordpress lmfao
god save me
limber knotBOT
😂
vestal jasper
I'd rather listen to spotted attempt to count to 10 for 24 hours than deal with that
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vic
vestal jasper
No
static badge
if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard
vestal jasper
Yeah we're skipping yours
static badge
evidently if ur only going up to 10
slate frost
heady spear
can't you two just admit that you love each other?
static badge
that's remarkably gay
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ur retarded
heady spear
ur cute
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explains why ur gay all the time
heady spear
I've never once been happy
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then how are you gay
heady spear
I'm as straight as they come
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that sounds remarkably gay to me
heady spear
I'm not gay just because I happen to like penis
it's 2019, stop being so narrow minded bro
static badge
then what is gay
heady spear
being a bigot is hella gay, dude
static badge
that's not what ur mom tells me
heady spear
if you've been close to my mom then I do feel bad for you
she's as gross as they come
broken wasp
oh shit
heady spear
Fair. That is a good response. I don't have anything else to say
Ima just go cry myself to sleep
limber knotBOT
Test
vernal moth
woven otter
cute city and leaf arguing
broken cypress
hi do you know how to set a cooldown for essentialsx /skull command?
quartz haven
Should I use mobstacking plugin or not? Paper-1.8.8 (latest)
quartz haven
@void void okay so, let's say for 1.12.2, should I use mobstacking plugin on factions open world server?
void void
"should i use" is generally a stupid question to ask anyway as we have no data to form any objective opinion on
all you will get are subjective answers, something which i dont subscribe to, so you'll get nothing from me
please dont ping, it's 5am and im going to sleep
woven otter
no sleeping simple
simple lion
Hey guys, is it possible to see server statistics as op for my paper server anyhow? Did i oversee some options or is there a plugin i didn't found? Like how long any player is on like in average or so, how many arrived to the server and when and stuff like that
limber knotBOT
thgere are plugins for that
cobalt surge
@void void shouldn't you be sleeping right now
merry talon
people with bluetooth headphones: I have a hard time believing they can match the audio quality of even my $10 IEMs over wireless, is it easily noticeable with a blind comparison?
I've never had the chance to try any
limber knotBOT
bluetooth headphones or earpods?
my 300€ sony headphones headphones can easily go up against wired headphones (altho the high quality codex you can enable increases delay noticeable, but it doesnt matter for music sooo)
I think for earpods the difference is bigger
golden gust
I mean, the like £50 bluetooth headphones I have are better than the beats I borrowed off a mate, sooo...
Then again, you could compare a tin can to beats and you'd probably not be able to tell the difference unless you was playing some bass track
heady spear
NoT aLl BeAts
I think the benefit of not having an annoying ass wire makes up for the minor loss in quality.
heady spear
Beats are overpriced and the sound quality is meh, but they're not piss poor. I think they've improved marginally since they got acquired by apple
Powerbeats Pro are half decent and not incredibly overpriced either. Wouldn't buy them, but I can see why people would 🤷
beats hate is mostly a circlejerky meme tbh
nocturne fern
void void
wireless earbuds/headphones are a must if you commute
but wouldnt use for home listening really
then youre better off getting a good pair of open backs headphones
personally prefer the easiness of bluetooth earbuds over bluetooth headphones, because on the go i dont really take the quality into account
limber knotBOT
I will never ever give away my sony wh1000 xm3s every again
I have them one for hours every single day
like just alone my commute, in office when it gets loud or I want to focus, at home when I just want to zone out
ebon burrow
void void
at home or quiet listening environments i prefer open backs for the bigger sound stage and "lightness", with closed backs and esp noise cancelling headphones i always feel "locked in" or "closed off" if that makes sense
ive a pair of Sennheiser HD 6XX for home listening, and i can forget that the headphones are there, they are immersive. i wouldnt reach that with closed backs
the disadvantage of having a great audio set up though is that you hear all the mistakes and rough edges in some music 😂
prime pawn
voicemeeter 😁
sharp lava
marble summit
No more S🅱oops it is no longer Day of the Dead nor Halloween
worn ember
heady spear
wow
worn ember
@void void i got myself a new headset a few weeks ago and damn, i can literally hear the compression in audio on yt haha
void void
@prime pawn not everything can be fixed by a fancy equaliser :p
limber knotBOT
buuuut ma bassssssseee!
charred hound
Any vps recommendations that have generous disk space? My player count has gotten low so I want to downgrade from dedicated but my world is quite big
lean fractal
anyone know any good hud plugins to display money on the side for example
grave zinc
tropic flame
TIL when my printer's black ink is low, it asks me if i want it to use "composite black" aka mix other colors to create black and extend the cartridge life
literally only happened to me rn while trying to print some stuff
worn ember
printers are the biggest scam in history
hushed meadow
It's ridiculous how much a fucking ink cartridge costs
tropic flame
yeah i mean i wonder if it actually does what it tells lmao but i assume it does
hushed meadow
Yeah it does, if you run out of black you can make the black our of the others. However it can sometimes have a weird shiny look to the text
golden gust
You know what they say; You're not paying for the printer, you're paying for the ink
(Heck, printer companies are kinda known to sell their printers at a loss, because they reap it back when you refill your ink)
unreal quarry
Back when I actually used printers I would buy a new printer that came with ink every time the ink ran out because it was cheaper than buying new ink.
hushed meadow
Its still often the case, what else is incredible scammy is when you buy a new printer with a ink cartridge, some have been know to half fill the ink cartridge with ink, which is even more ridiculous
proud lance
yep, I bought a toner based one, dont have to deal with ink cartridges drying out
golden gust
You can actually get ink tank printers these days
heady spear
I'd prefer an actual tank
limber knotBOT
I'd prefer an actual ink
heady spear
let's buy an ink tank together then, and split it
you take the ink and I take the tank. We could save a lot of money that way
limber knotBOT
brilliant idea
so you attack the ink and tank complex with your tank and I'll print out the paperwork when you get sent to jail
heady spear
I can't go back to jail
limber knotBOT
they'll never see it coming at the ink and tank factory
golden gust
God, just show up to a tank manf, "Yo, can I borrow a tank? You guys also need any ink while i'm grabbing some for myself?"
The amount of cash they'd save, I'm pretty sure they'd be happy
limber knotBOT
the perfect crime
so how do we use the tank to steal the declaration of independence?
I know I'll be using the ink to make a fake duplicate
limber knotBOT
damn that's bullet-proof
just like a tank
how come no one has thought to barter for the declaration of independence before
limber knotBOT
Nicholas Cage obviously
limber knotBOT
despite all of his rage he's just a nick in a cage
heady spear
lol a cake from a babyshower
heady spear
it's cute
limber knotBOT
wait, actually you know what I bet it's a fetish
and oh shit weeb's got it
what a plot twist
heady spear
Yes so what if I happen to like babies poking out of vaginas
there's nothing wrong with that
limber knotBOT
there's so much wrong with that I don't quite know how to start
heady spear
don't kink shame
limber knotBOT
oh but I will
heady spear
I also get off to Shakira lyrics videos with 200% playback speed
made me fail nnn in an instant
fallen jungle
Spigot has the Bukkit API + some Spigot additions, Paper has Bukkit API + Spigot's addtions + a lot of paper-exclusive goodness
Bukkit in itself isn't really a thing anymore? Spigot is basically what controls Bukkit right?
So the 'some Spigot additions' could also be seen as 'a lot of Spigot additions' because Spigot has added a lot into the Bukkit API
wide chasm
SpigotMC does development of Bukkit, but the CraftBukkit JAR without Spigot stuff still exists.
fallen jungle
Then I think it's fair to say 'a lot of Spigot additions' instead yeah
wide chasm
Well, SpigotMC makes the additions, but they still end up in Bukkit. From an API perspective, the Bukkit API contains the additions Spigot makes (excluding a few that are Spigot only), the Spigot API contains the Bukkit API and some Spigot thing and Paper API contains Spigot API and more Paper exclusive things.
prime pawn
What in the flying potatoballs does java.awt.image.RasterFormatException: (x + width) is outside of Raster mean? No idea what RasterFormatException is xD
wide chasm
Are you doing stuff with images? Cause I think you're trying to access a pixel that is outside the image.
prime pawn
Yeah, I'm trying to split an image by 128's for itemframes 😛
heady spear
It means that x + width is outside of the Raster
with a capital R because why not
x + width needs to be less than the maximum width, otherwise you're trying to access information that doesn't exist
or well, less than or equal to
prime pawn
Well here's what I'm basically doing
if(startX == endX){
double z = startZ;
boolean add = startZ < endZ;
while(z != endZ){
for(double y = startY; y > startY - height; y--){
addFrame(w, startX, y, z, 0, 0, i);
}
z = add ? z+1 : z-1;
}
} else if(startZ == endZ){
double x = startX;
boolean add = startX < endX;
while(x != endX){
for(double y = startY; y > startY - height; y--){
addFrame(w, x, y, startZ, 0, 0, i);
}
x = add ? x+1 : x-1;
}
}```
startLocation = top left, endLocation = top right
addFrame has the code
```java
BufferedImage image = loadedImages.get("default");
view.addRenderer(new Renderer(image.getSubimage(0, 0, (int)Math.round(x*128), (int)Math.round(y*128))));```
haughty bear
quasi valley
caffeine is for plebs
limber knotBOT
ur mom is for plebs
limber knotBOT
joke's on you, I'm getting reconstructive surgery
my nose's future is really... shaping up
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
quasi valley
🐽
limber knotBOT
leave while you can
quasi valley
but we dont like you
prime pawn
Cool, me neither
quasi valley
😂
limber knotBOT
now kiss
quasi valley
no u
vestal jasper
City stinks
heady spear
sod off vic
vestal jasper
Fuck you
heady spear
I know you want to
vestal jasper
Ok and
heady spear
but all of my sex holes are occupied
prime pawn
okayyyy back to the ide time
vestal jasper
Mfw
quasi valley
by whom
limber knotBOT
please let me know there are no newborns in your surroundings web
heady spear
By two carrots and your dad
quasi valley
oh
limber knotBOT
progress
heady spear
not stop asking me questions
limber knotBOT
favorite jail cell weeb
heady spear
NOW* you asshat. I made a typo. Sorry that I'm not perfect.
Nearly perfect? Sure. But not completely.
remote sonnet
limber knotBOT
well we can't all be like me
heady spear
Also can we like stop pretending that I'm into weird kids-in-vagina stuff
limber knotBOT
call me jesus christ v2 because I'm an improvement on the OG
heady spear
because I feel like that's not a reputation that I'd like to have
limber knotBOT
you dug that hole for yourself and on your own
heady spear
Births are creepy as fuck
limber knotBOT
don't complain when I start pouring dirt over you
limber knotBOT
sounds like something someone with a fetish for that kind of thing would say
heady spear
Was just gonna say, sounds like something a kiddie diddler would say
limber knotBOT
you were about to say that about yourself?
heady spear
But I truly dislike kids, so I have no intention of diddling them. They're tiny turds, all of them.
limber knotBOT
I really like how weeb is currently trying to get to china by drilling a hole into Earth's mantle
heady spear
Vaginas are ok sometimes, depending on who they are attached though. I much prefer when they're not occupied by tiny wannabe-humans tho
vestal jasper
"Prefer"
heady spear
I would end up near Antarctica tho
not China, then I'd have to make a really wonky hole
limber knotBOT
"prefer" is such a bad word to be using there
heady spear
Wonky Hole was also my nickname in high school
limber knotBOT
lol
oh shit weeb just finished crossing earth and broke out so hard he left the planet's gravitational pull
vestal jasper
Pog
heady spear
Okay I don't prefer vaginas when they're not occupied by tiny wannabe-humans. I solely enjoy vaginas not currently occupied by babies. Is that better?
N O B A B I E S N E A R V A G I N A S plz
limber knotBOT
I wouldn't use the word "better" when you are having to justify yourself to this extent but sure buddy
heady spear
Ima just become a priest and then this won't even be an issue
heady spear
I'm not making this any better, am I?
vestal jasper
No
heady spear
Should have shared another cake instead. Like one with a big sexy dinosaur or something
limber knotBOT
sexy dinosaur
limber knotBOT
I bet your dinosaur would be coming out of an egg too
heady spear
cool dinosaur!
vestal jasper
Honestly city would fuck anything with a hole
limber knotBOT
seemingly he'd fuck anything with a hole even if the hole were already occupied
vestal jasper
Sure
heady spear
and there are no babies nearby
limber knotBOT
what a strict list weeb
your parents would be proud
what was their phone number again so I can let them know how good of a person you are
limber knotBOT
literally hitler
limber knotBOT
at least hitler wasn't a kid diddler
heady spear
Even less so, a baby diddling nazi with a weird dinosaur fetish
limber knotBOT
so basically you're the main villain of some japanese anime
quasi valley
prolly of some japanese hentai
fringe wing
heady spear
hentai is porn? I'd never watch porn, and I would certainly never be in porn
As a man of religion, I can't accept such horrendous speculations
quasi valley
god is everywhere
limber knotBOT
I mean the concept of you having sex does seem like speculation at this junction
quasi valley
which means they are also inside of you
heady spear
That's hot
limber knotBOT
s/you/a baby
Correction, <DiscordBot> <07KennyTV> which means they are also inside of a baby
limber knotBOT
hm explains the catholic church actually
quasi valley
heady spear
Catholicism is hot
quasi valley
no u
limber knotBOT
and there it is
quasi valley
wait
limber knotBOT
I knew you couldn't resist it weeb
vestal jasper
Kenny get off him ree
heady spear
Wait no I meant I'm orthodox
vestal jasper
Get your own sexually confused color changing fire
heady spear
I like for my church to be full of singing men in dresses
quasi valley
:(
limber knotBOT
"men"
heady spear
yes grown men
limber knotBOT
they're choir >boys< weeb
just because you call them something else doesn't mean the police won't arrest you
limber knotBOT
stop posting selfies
heady spear
I had to leave my church unfortunately
limber knotBOT
that bad huh
heady spear
We had some major differences that I could not overlook
Mainly that they thought I was essentially the spawn of Satan
heady spear
It was fun while it lasted. I much enjoyed church camp
limber knotBOT
man these jokes just write themselves
heady spear
Reading the bible around the campfire. Burning the bible in the campfire.
I had a huge crush on one of the camp leaders tho
one of the priests thought my mom was a demon
probably true
limber knotBOT
if god didn't want you to burn the bible he wouldn't have made it from an extremely flammable material
limber knotBOT
What do a pedophile & Priest and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.
heady spear
are there priests that are not paedophiles?
limber knotBOT
not many
prime pawn
If god is everywhere is god also in nothing?
heady spear
Anyway, apparently Swedish high schools will start charging $0.5 a day for school lunches and people are freaking out. This is becoming a capitalist hellhole
quasi valley
glances at the us
wide chasm
Do people in Sweden eat warm for lunch?
heady spear
No we eat food
limber knotBOT
Oh god forbid you have to pay for it
wide chasm
Thanks for the valuable answer City
quasi valley
city is just as valuable
heady spear
But yes, school lunches are usually warm.
limber knotBOT
I just thought they all made flat pack furniture and hot dogs
heady spear
There are two counties that charge for school lunches, but they're investigating whether it's even legal to do so.
worn ember
paying for food is now illegal
heady spear
Although everyone gets paid to attend high school and the year I graduated they increased that payment by nearly $30 a month
quasi valley
I think our school charged too
wide chasm
One one hand I'm tempted to say that lunch isn't mandatory, so needing to pay for it is fine, but on the other hand I'm like ehhh
heady spear
You may charge for food in the cafeteria, but not the school restaurant.
Either way, because of the increase in the monthly transfer payments they won't actually end up losing money. It's just weird.
We spend more money on food for prisoners than we do on school lunches
worn ember
just yeet them out the country
wide chasm
I think it'd be okay to ask money for school lunches if part of the money you get for going to school is for school lunches. That way you can either spend less if you want to, saving money or spend more, but then you have to pay from your own money.
heady spear
Prison lunches are roughly $2 each, whereas schools are supposed to spend around $1.2 per kid.
They also want to make summer holidays shorter. Someone suggested 6 weeks. and everyone freaked out
wide chasm
Summer holidays are already 6 weeks here
mystic spear
limber knotBOT
wait
heady spear
They're 8 to 10 weeks here
limber knotBOT
that's brilliant
wide chasm
Wow, that's a lot
limber knotBOT
how did no one think of that
let's send all kids to jail!
Can we send you as well.
heady spear
On the flip side, all prescription medication will remain free for everyone under 18
and dental care will remain free until you turn 24
limber knotBOT
we can't send weeb, he can't be within 100 ft of children so he can't go to jail anymore
wide chasm
Healthcare should be free for everyone imo
keen estuary
heady spear
And they decided to keep the daily price ceiling of $12.50/day for hospital fees
wide chasm
Is that just for being in the hospital or also the care received in the hospital?
heady spear
the daily per day? I'm high
That's the total costs for being in the hospital and receiving care. Any visit for any reason, can't exceed that price limit.
limber knotBOT
tweaks ^-^ left nipple.
wide chasm
Well, that's pretty reasonable. Still not free, but a good start.
heady spear
I think I paid $75 for my surgery and the days I spent in the hospital after the surgery due to complications
covert basin
limber knotBOT
this is fucking hilarious
I'm browsing some face masks and it's clear that whoever made them couldn't find someone to model them
so they just photoshopped them into stock pics
static badge
mfw
limber knotBOT
no it's to cover up my genitalia
Its so small you could cover it with a handkerchief
static badge
literally you don't need a mask for that
heady spear
I bet your genitalia is just perfect.
limber knotBOT
I mean of course it is
heady spear
ye
limber knotBOT
I'd send you a pic but then I'd have to charge you for the privilege
pays ^-^ £0.50p
you can't afford a Picasso painting, what makes you think you can afford my art
heady spear
What if I send you my my little pony collection
limber knotBOT
I'd charge you extra
limber knotBOT
you can literally see the pixels on where it was photoshopped
I mean its not weeb enough
I love it
hey guys name my band https://i.imgur.com/K0hKuOY.jpg
heady spear
wtf is that shit
limber knotBOT
my band, name it
static badge
three braincells
static badge
3 boys one braincell
heady spear
looks gay
limber knotBOT
Feels like weeb spirit
static badge
not news, just the braincells didn't connect on it for a while
heady spear
Don't disrespect Spottedleaf. He has a hard enough time already.
limber knotBOT
I'm getting a face mask because I don't want my D&D players cold reading me for hints regarding the plot they're in
heady spear
He doesn't need more bullying, he needs our love and support.
static badge
could just cut your face off
limber knotBOT
and amazon showed me these hilariously poorly photoshopped masks so I'm having fun browsing them
I'm totally getting one though
still thinking about which one
I mean you could just sit back to back
there's some truly awful shit in here
Noob.
good example
thanks amazon I hate it
<3
currently thinking about getting htis one
hilariously enough not one of the masks in the photos seems to be real, every print has been photoshopped in
is that even allowed on amazon?
I mean amazon is a shit show
HOLY SHIT
I found the ultimate boomer mask https://i.imgur.com/bEus90y.png
They even have certain items where you give it a 5 star review (despite it being crap ) and you get a voucher
aw hell yeah
so have you ever cooked a meal so poorly you need a face mask just to breath
e
Clearly they need to get out of the kitchen
this is just a brilliant collage
top left
that's not a paint brush
but he sure is pretending like it is
them tits tho
it's because she's vacuuming the world
you know what that sounds like
sounds like lack of braincells
she's inhaling so hard the air became visible
either that or she's vaping in there
actually I just noticed the poncho on the cook
wtf
I swear you could make a dedicated youtube channel just browsing weird and funny shit on amazon
static badge
you should do it
limber knotBOT
ain't got the free time
static badge
don't sleep ever again
limber knotBOT
now there's an idea
heady spear
you sure spend a lot of time here for being busy
limber knotBOT
To busy talking to fake people on the internet
I can shitpost between two business emails
I can't record, comment, edit and upload yt videos between two business emails
heady spear
if you spent the time on making youtube videos instead then a) you would be able to make youtube videos, and b) we wouldn't have to see your messages in here
win-win
not with that attitude you can't
static badge
you can between a few hundred business emails
static badge
super kawaii
static badge
bts?
coarse urchin
What is this bullshit
static badge
.g bts
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BTS_(band) -- BTS (band) - Wikipedia: "BTS also known as the Bangtan Boys, is a seven-member South Korean boy band formed in Seoul in 2013. The septet co-writes and produces much of..."
Boring Tran Sexuals.
they're a really popular korean boyband with a completely rabid fanbase
pulsar wigeon
tbf a lot of kpop fanbases are rabid af
mortal zinc
i swear, i come to this channel only to see people medicating on social media and poking fun at @static badge how's it going fam
limber knotBOT
I don't actually know their music but I know their fans will shred you to bits if you even look at the boyband wrong
static badge
it's all that radiation from hiroshima
limber knotBOT
s/ tbf a lot of kpop fanbases are rabid af/Koreans are rabid af
Correction, <DiscordBot> <13wizjany>Koreans are rabid af
heady spear
とてもかわいい (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡
static badge
that's part of the joke
limber knotBOT
oh no
I've made a terrible mistake
100% of my amazon recommendations are BTS merch now
static badge
pulsar wigeon
what are you trying to say vertanzil?
heady spear
いやいやいや、元気です 😄
pulsar wigeon
or are you just being racist for some sort of joke
limber knotBOT
dont need the first bit
like, comment and subscribe on my yt channel and you might get this gift set giveaway https://www.amazon.de/dp/B07SCX4JQC/ref=pd_sbs_60_32?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07SCX4JQC&pd_rd_r=d16f4b4f-5a3d-48a4-89cb-5f67bcc22ea2&pd_rd_w=okGK3&pd_rd_wg=9aSQV&pf_rd_p=184816e4-edb5-4587-8faf-776e0027d8d1&pf_rd_r=89GFKXBNKY8KFET8R8J8&psc=1&refRID=89GFKXBNKY8KFET8R8J8
heady spear
My friend took Japanese in high school while I was stuck with Mandarin
I was very jealous
limber knotBOT
it's amazing how much that looks like a pile of garbage
oh wow it has candid pics of the band eating grapes
nvm it's great
gloomy fog
limber knotBOT
bts is basically what happens when you wish for fame upon a monkey paw
what's your twitter
I want to see the shitshow
I didnt post it
COWARD
Also you dont follow me
Fuck you
Cat follows me
how could I follow you when I don't use twitter
only idiots use twitter
heady spear
and Trump***
limber knotBOT
Pfftt I bet you use some hipster service
mortal zinc
why would you want to
limber knotBOT
if anything I'd ask how people want to be in there
mortal zinc
all you need to do is make one mistake and you're cancelled
mortal zinc
it's fun to be cancelled, or to cancel people?
heady spear
All cool people are on Reddit
mystic bobcat
limber knotBOT
mortal zinc
😄
limber knotBOT
reddit isn't a social media service but I also stopped being there a good while ago
reddit weirds me out
heady spear
what weirds you out about reddit?
it's great
collect that sweet karma by lying to strangers
limber knotBOT
reddit is the closest humanity has ever come to a hive mind
hundreds of thousands of different people making the same jokes ad nauseum
over millions of posts
heady spear
Reddit can be used for good. For example, the /r/IBO subreddit helps tonnes of IBO students get pirated copies of books.
limber knotBOT
Its just one giant fucking orgy of shit posting.
heady spear
idk what subreddits y'all are one but reddit can be great
limber knotBOT
cancer also kills dictators but that doesn't mean I support cancer
remember the boston bombing?
heady spear
For example, r/java will get you bullied for 9 billion different reasons
limber knotBOT
Quick go post your code in there
heady spear
and r/programming is great if you want to see a huge list of reposts
limber knotBOT
remember /r/programminghumor?
heady spear
they removed /r/sjwhate
heady spear
sjwhate was cool but then it was taken over by nazis
most of reddit gets taken over by nazis tbf
limber knotBOT
remember fatpeoplehate lol
heady spear
there's /r/fatlogic, which is actually a really nice and empowering place
and r/aww is cute
heady spear
A lot of reddit sucks ass, but there are some really neat subreddits
It's great for when you're on the toilet, or if you get handcuffed to a lamppost and left for a couple of hours while the police is chasing after your brother
heady spear
Tbh I only think I’ve been handcuffed by the police once
limber knotBOT
were you too drunk to accurately remember whether it actually happened the other times?
heady spear
It’s not nearly as fun as it looks
limber knotBOT
we should force weeb to wear this at all times https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61KuVOk7bhL._AC_SL1000_.jpg
heady spear
I mean once I had to spent a night in jail after getting kicked out from a club
limber knotBOT
that's right I'm still browsing these masks
heady spear
But I don’t think I was cuffed then
Nah the one time I remember was when I was like 16. Drug related lel
limber knotBOT
That and this http://tinyurl.com/y3sawjts ^-^
heady spear
I’ve been brought in for questioning, but they’ve never pinned anything on me. I’m as clean as they come.
limber knotBOT
nice
heady spear
I’m super pure and innocent
limber knotBOT
it's weird how that's both clothing and absolutely not clothing at the same time
heady spear
That is definitely clothing
limber knotBOT
I've seen people more covered with less
heady spear
Swedish girls wear that kind of stuff all the time
That’s kind of modest tbh, like fit for church kinda clothes
limber knotBOT
.wa weather stockholm
(^-^) Latest recorded weather for Stockholm, Sweden: temperature | 6 °C conditions | fog, overcast relative humidity | 100% (dew point: 6 °C) wind speed | 1 m/s (4 hours 54 minutes ago) - Weather forecast for Stockholm, Sweden: between 2 °C and 5 °C rain... - https://is.gd/JcKnUr
god bless those swedish nuns
they must be freezing their tits off
heady spear
Oh wow
limber knotBOT
Sketchy
lol
6 years ago
damn it's been a while
^^ NSFW
oh yeah I remember that one!
man it really has been a very long time
limber knotBOT
wait
that's not the shopped version
is it?
?shrug
iirc my version of that pic took someone's face and pasted it all over the crowd
I think it was the guy looking at the cam
heady spear
So your awful sense of humor has barely evolved in 6 years
limber knotBOT
man I can't remember the thread or the login details to go check
There is some sketchy shit comes up when you google your name
I remember I put a solid 10 minutes of work into that shop job
ancient bolt
sigh please don't post NSFW embedding links, jfc
limber knotBOT
yeah my username's been appropriated a few times in weird places
I tagged it
specifically there's some french dude who keeps using it
ancient bolt
discord also shows previews automatically regardless
limber knotBOT
Shut up
seriously
that wasnt for you
seriously
tweaks ^-^ nipples be quiet
han~
god irc is gross
no wonder I don't use it anymore
you found somewhere grosser to hang out at?
is it a furry forum?
quasi valley
irc is a furry forum
quasi valley
yourself?
limber knotBOT
your dad!
quasi valley
all of the above?
limber knotBOT
nazi weeb furries
quasi valley
which means he is a nazi weeb furry
limber knotBOT
makes sense
quasi valley
welp case closed
limber knotBOT
good job everyone, see you on the next case
guys I need help
this is being sold on amazon as a mask https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31RpdV3ie6L._AC_.jpg
how the hell is that a mask
quasi valley
sorry, we already deduced the correct answer
limber knotBOT
how do you put that on your face
I mean i feel offended on behalf of all black horses
oh
oh wait
I'm looking at horse masks
I still feel like I have some questions here
limber knotBOT
I like my horse, but I really wish it had a clown face when I bind it
ngl I'm crying a lil bit
(Vertanzil) Amazing Horse : animated music video : MrWeebl - length 55s - 98,797 likes, 2,942 dislikes (97.1%) - 9,609,486 views - Weebl's Stuff on 2009.09.29
it looks like the horses are going to the weirdest wake ever
Get on my horse.
hm could i find horse condoms on amazon
well
this has some... interesting... results
(Vertanzil) Horse Fancy - length 2m 51s - 4,924 likes, 511 dislikes (90.6%) - 196,118 views - Weebl's Stuff on 2017.02.06
the fuck
yeah can we talk about my thing for a sec
I dont think we should thers children present.
s/thers/there is
Correction, <Vertanzil> I dont think we should there is children present.
s/is/are
Correction, <Vertanzil> I dont think we should there are children present.
static badge
I leave for 5 mins
static badge
and you all devolve into drooling tumors
limber knotBOT
holy shit this is a new low for music
well I'm dying so I need to go rest for a while
I mean is this guy off his fucking meds
I mean 61. Ripping Your Clothes off for Better Air Conditioning lol
there's not one of these titles that isn't worth mentioning
they're all a trip
down insanity lane
I mean 50. One Second Penis Push-Ups Earned Respect by Your Upset Mommy
I think this is the kind of people Freud had access to when he was working on his theories on the human mind
heady spear
Those songs were kinda dope
limber knotBOT
thank you amazon for hosting amazing products
limber knotBOT
clearly you've not scrolled down yet
heady spear
Warming up Frozen Mammoth Poop in My Gloves for Your Birthday is really good too
heady spear
Ima recommend it to my sister
She doesn’t speak any English though so she would probably believe me
limber knotBOT
that has to be some sort of hate crime
I hate the trend of putting stickers on laptops
and I hate branded clothing
I do have a literal stack of mechanical keyboards though so he got me there
why
trash them
that's what I do
you can't, you're too weighed down by the stickers