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why are UK politics conducted in a small room where people just yell at each other?
maybe it was just a sub crew going on a holiday cityweebstret
nothing to see here
We were kind certain they wanted to steal Gotland from us
but we kinda agreed that we didn't want Gotland to begin with, so Russia are free to take it if they want it
that reminds me, back during the financial crisis I came up with the ultimate solution for all of portugal's financial woes
and no one listened to me
it was brilliant
we have this retarded island called "Madeira"
they had a retarded leadership during the financial crisis
they wanted to become independent iirc
I said that portugal should become independent from Madeira
the island would be come Portugal and Portugal would become Portugal 2
Portugal 2 doesn't owe money to anyone
isn't that brilliant?
isn't Madeira where all shitty northern Europeans go on cheap holidays?
sorta
there's better islands for that tbh
I don't see why people ignored my financial brilliance
I like to be trash in the canary islands so that I can claim that I went to Africa
it'd be the first time a country declared independence from a tiny island
I went to africa
south africa, botswana and zimbabwe
You could do a China-Taiwan type of deal
but skip the whole dispute about being the real country etc
and the communism
you're missing the point
this would be china racking up a shitload of debt then declaring independence from taiwan
where taiwan becomes all of china and china becomes china 2 electric boogaloo
I mean, sounds solid
ikr
I would like to create a united Scandinavia again
hehe
it's nice getting a discount at this donair shop
you're getting a pity discount?
10% off :p
because I work in the area
I'd give kashike a 20% discount from my shop
π
do you have to prove that you work in the area?
I'd give kashike a 100% price hike from my shop
he's gotta spend that extra kebab money somewhere
they gave it to me after they saw my work shirt and they know it's just down the street
so I'd say kinda
so I just need to get a shirt printed then
biology is racist
muh white blood
I bleach my blood every day
$568.83 is how much I've spent at this donair shop
heh
also city does that mean that you're unironically a reddit moderator?
I care a lot about education =))
kashike stop removing kebabs
it's so delicious
alright time to go work out
pray 4 my gains bois
no
i said PRAY FOR THEM
we'll pray for you to get brains
stop being a manlet and pray for my gains
that'll never happen, at least he might end up looking a bit better
thanks city
it's nice to have someone believe in you
will you pray 4 my gains?
no one else will ever look as nice as city though
D:
That is true, but I can pretend to pray for him anyway
clearly you've never seen my beard
I've started being consistent in the gym again, post-surgery. It was nice to use that as an excuse for two months tho
whenever I get tired of waking up at 4am to work out I'll remove some other gland
I had a thyroidectomy. I decided that my thyroid made my neck look a bit weird so I told them to remove it. It's way hotter now
way more space for those ****s now
plus I have this really convenient slit across the base of my neck that makes it look like I was partially decpieated
very good spelling
I am english pro
wow these jokes write themselves
decapitated* >.<
how's your neck slit these days
I use it to store spare coins
I got a coin for you if you catch my drift
aren't you supposed to be working out
you didn't say you were praying for my gains

Surgery is used to treat thyroid problems if:
Thyroid cancer is present or is suspected.
A non-cancerous (benign) nodule is large enough to cause problems with breathing or swallowing.
A fluid-filled (cystic) nodule returns after being drained once or twice.
irc is no way to get swole
Hyperthyroidism cannot be treated with medicines or radioactive iodine.
say you prayed for my gains or I'll keep shitposting
hyperthyroidism can be treated with both medicines and radioactive iodine lol
although the success rate for block-and-replace therapy is ~50%
Or well, you can't really treat hyperthyroidism because it's just a symptom of the actual disease, but you can treat the cause
I don't get it, why won't people pray 4 my gains
Although a complete removal of the thyroid is the most effective treatment, because it's hard to have a disease in a gland you don't have π
am just hopin' that the lack of gains contributes to losses an' den u disappear
fine I'll do it myself
Oh Brodin from up above
give unto me the means with which to lift the weights laid upon mine shoulders
and to drop them
pray to jeff seid
and lift them back up again
most effective way to ensure gains
Shield be from Broki and the gainz goblinz who would keep me off the Iron Path
Wheymen
alright boys off to the Iron Church, bbl
who will I procrastinate with now? does this mean I have to do actual work?
Yes
Slaaagg.
Important
If you have Spotify premium, you can get a Google home mini for free! Spread the word!
π€
not surprising
google is really trying to push those things
my sister works for a google-related NPO and they all got google home things for xmas last year
pretty sure she was struggling to give hers away to someone
mfw
muricans only
wat
that doesn't add up
last time I got it for free on an individual plan and in canada
and then google just randomly gave me another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4uIvK8Y7t8
did you guys see this?
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(DiscordBot) Building the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server - length 18m 7s - 2,752 likes, 48 dislikes (98.3%) - 24,966 views - Linus Tech Tips on 2019.10.22
ugg... so sick of people trying to argue how 1.8 minecraft combat is somehow better... the difference comes down to 0.1s wait time or a 25% damage reduction. minecraft doesn't even let you hit faster than twice a second in any version anyway
I tried explaining that many times, they don't listen
mc combat is trash in all versions
the combat test a while ago looked promising for fixing some things, has anyone heard more about that lately?
personally haven't heard anything since the test
People who still refuse to upgrade their servers from 1.8 need to be curb stomped
Well, people who refuse to upgrade their servers from 1.8 and expect everyone to support 1.8 forever need to be curb stomped
1.8 needs to be curb stomped
Seeing people join #paper-help and then bitch and whine when 1.8 isn't supported is annoying. "What versions do you support???"
Idk maybe the more recent ones?
How do you not fucking support beta 1.7.3 what is this
hell, id even say supporting 1.12 and 1.13 as long as they have been is far more generous than most professional companies are... COUGH COUGH windows 8
paper for minecraft alpha 1.3 when?
1.12 is fine because modding and sponge.
1.13 because holy shit what is 1.14
Honestly with how shit the game was in the alpha stage I have no idea how people had the patience to wait for it to get better
triple A games at the time were all kinda in the shitter. thats how
implying most still aren't
minecraft also kinda started the early access cancer we know and love today
Wow dude, can you give me a haircut with that edge @vestal jasper
:^)
you see the difference is that we have gotten used to the gutter to fall into an even lower gutter
haha yeah lemme get a recycled game from bethesda that removes half the good things from it.
and the same game from EA for the 20th time but slightly different.
I think the most fun iv'e ever had in the over 10 years i'm involved with this community is when Bukkit got fucc'd by Wolverness
Man, those were great times π
seriously though.... how do you not notice that your project is owned by somebody when half its dev team works for the company?
the drama back then was amazing
that was in 2014 right?
something like that
Bro I was glued to my fucking seat keeping tabs on every little piece of information that came out
When I managed to pull myself off of the seat the first thing I did was take a massive 15 pound dump
at the time i still relied on the vanilla server and saw everything else as some kind of offence... oh how i was wrong...
I've only been paying attention to bukkit and CB's forks since 1.12 so I didn't get to experience that... bit of fun
hell I only recently learned what the fuck happened then
Back when bukkit was around I really didn't have nothing better to do with myself, I think I was like the 900th member on bukkit's forums
I regret not making more money with my spare time back when minecraft was having its boom some years ago
i regret cheating in programming and learning nothing so i also could have made bank
I regret learning programming by modding MC because I didn't learn jack shit for the first 3/4ths of my time doing it
things I would've learned early on if I actually learned java first 
same
i regret wasting time on doing nothing, as i'm very very crap at time management
and as time goes forward, the less personal free time i have...
besides being extremely tired all the time for no damn reason doesn't help much either
pro tip, set up your computer under a skylight, you get a tan and vitamin D making you cool and less tired
I'd rather just turn up the brightness.
you'll have to do that eitherway if you take it outside
hi
no
okay
yes
maybe
you turn up the brightness in bright situations, not dark.
Also, sitting in front of windows** means that you get sexy UV rays and end up with skin cancer, which isn't very cute.
so the smartest option would be to lock yourself in a room with zero windows and turn the screen brightness way down
I can do that too.
that way you also conserve energy and contribute less to the heat death of the universe π
Get you a PC that can do both ππ
The best option, of course, being to not use a computer at all and instead dedicate your life to figure skating
If you can get me some skates that fit my feet, I'll join you.
Can't be that hard. If they're terribly small, use girl skates, if they're big, use hockey skates π
My brother did fine and he has EU 47/48
Is it possible to change how long a block takes to break using packets
How do you get a bot tag besidde ur name?
be a bot?
I'm afraid that's just something you are born into
what's an i r c?
Idk
one does not simply learn to be a bot
you were born a bot
indeed
and now I am
and now I'm not
irc users stink anyways
sigh here we go again...
something about Linus talking about minecraft servers makes me wanna kill myself
@vestal jasper well I don't regret learning that way to begin with because I don't think my ADHD would have let me study a language before using it. Nowadays I read books to learn new things in programming which I think is a pretty good way to go.
I just read the docs
It's fun seeing the result of your work when modding mc
I think that applies in general when it comes to developing MC extensions. That's mainly one of the reasons I still like to develop for MC today as I can see the visual fruition of my work.
That's why when I do a non Minecraft project I only ever finish the frontend lol
I have modded other games which is a similar feeling of seeing your work in action
I also tend to work on things with some kind of UI outside of that
Yeah, I don't know how back-end developers enjoy their work. Like sure, there's always a visual method of confirming execution (either through terminal messages, or visual data display), but I feel like that doesn't hold the same gratification that generating something from a UI does.
backend is love
don't have to worry about stupid UI doing stupid things
because only the code has to look pretty, not some insanely old styling language
is this a nuvotifer issue or a me issue?
java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: com/vexsoftware/votifier/netty/util/Constant
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass(ClassLoader.java:763) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass(SecureClassLoader.java:142) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader.defineClass(URLClassLoader.java:468) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader.access$100(URLClassLoader.java:74) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:369) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:363) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:362) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:424) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at net.md_5.bungee.api.plugin.PluginClassloader.loadClass0(PluginClassloader.java:34) ~[waterfall.jar:git:Waterfall-Bootstrap:1.14-SNAPSHOT:c354548:295]
at net.md_5.bungee.api.plugin.PluginClassloader.loadClass(PluginClassloader.java:27) ~[waterfall.jar:git:Waterfall-Bootstrap:1.14-SNAPSHOT:c354548:295]
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:357) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass(ClassLoader.java:763) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass(SecureClassLoader.java:142) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader.defineClass(URLClassLoader.java:468) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader.access$100(URLClassLoader.java:74) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:369) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:363) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:362) ~[?:1.8.0_212]
haven't had issues with it before. decided to install it fresh
i guess the latest is just broken and has been broken for a while
downgrading a version works fine.
Seems like an issue with NuVotifier. Probably something got corrupted during the compilation and it didn't compile fully. It's a good idea to tell this to the author so he can fix the jar and save a lot of people the same thing you're going through.
I posted it on spigot but it the author seems mia. thanks
If u made a plugin and then posted it on a network that made you money every time someone downloaded it(for the first time) would that violate some open source rules somewhere?
Them obfuscators who only release the latest "dev varsion" of the plugin could take advantage of that too. no need to claim its a dev version... git dat muney, the ooniverse is a www data storage machine, and YOU are the cookie that is eaisly tracked. behave https://twetch.app
(DiscordBot) Oh, behave.. - length 10s - 1,530 likes, 39 dislikes (97.5%) - 469,192 views - raderider on 2012.03.07
nah, when the law bows to the all mighty $, anything goes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZAgNh5X7w
A epic clip of little nicky movie(2000) i dot own the movie so STFU
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take a look at ardour for example
their binary downloads are locked behind a paywall
but they're completely open source
I would imagine it depend on the code you used to make the plugin
I am not a license specialist
but I think if your plugin incorporates someones open license code, then it would be in violation, but if you wrote your own code to interface with a open license type project, then you could do whatever you wanted
so pull their data from their repo
again, depends on the license
when you say pull data from their repo, do you mean like your code (after its been packaged) works with their repo to do something, or part of your code uses their code from a repo?
two separate use cases
which then depends on money to enforce.
hmm, sounds like anything goes. unless you get caught,
im still convinced that it ends up being easier to just ask for donations and release your code open.
no one dontates, i know.. but.. some do if you make it good and keep it updated.
or ask if they offer a commerical license then sell it at will
or just open source your resource and post on mc market with a subscription fee for like $5/mo or whatever. the sub is for receiving support and stuffs
no sub, gtfo
^_^
no taco, gtfo
.taco Z750
hands Z750 a boring soft-shell taco filled with pork and topped with sour cream, scallions and olives!
gives Z750 a spicy taco

I might do taco bell

why do it yourself? uber eats it!
I don't have neighbors
Always plenty of dirt
.taco GlΓ€re
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Apparently tscobell doesn't do Uber eats in my area
Little depressed now
Might have to walk there
makes collision and lighting changes
collision system breaks horribly
lighting change's fault
Sounds like something you would think.
I think someone should tell Linus that Minecraft uses more than 1 core and more than 4gb lol
not exactly wrong
but linus didn't do the project :>
about 2 is good enough of an estimation though
feel like that video was more about how much hardware he could cram into a single case than it was about minecraft
I mean that's their audience
do you want me to forward your guys's requests? i live near him
angle grinder to network router sounds like a fun time
I mean why would our requests even matter
useful factual info isnt as entertaining as that dribble
i will let him know the paper community is outraged
we have a leaf
this video isnt really their worst example
there's plenty of really bad shit on that channel
money over reality - i guess i understand why leaf is still here
but again $$$$$$
its the indians
better watch out
yes such is the love of ssh on the internet
next trillion years you'll get rekt
you can startup a VPS right now and just start getting them
lots of bots looking for ez hosts
how much resources would it use if we combined the total amout of bad requests to ssh servers
Thereβs a reason I use fail2block or whatever itβs called
ssh keys + fail2ban + keeping your shit patched
fail2ban
Dam I was close
that pretty much handles them
i never run fail2ban i just allow logins without passwords
I literally installed it like a week ago
every bot tries to login with a password so it fails 
Already forgot the name
dude turn your monitor hue down
wut
how is it the bot's fault 
its the screenshot util, just needed to increase the delay
how did i update myself?
you updated your nickname at some point
and our mods dont do anything
so that was the last action before that
ah
tbh just before that there is a bunch of mod actions
but thats not as spicy sounding
exactly
how successful is rm -rf /
if a server tries to delete itself how can it delete itself if it deleted itself?
is the action stored in memory
stuff is kept in memory
that's the very basics of loading libraries
feels a lot better to be back on irc
!stats
Uptime: 8 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, 44 seconds
Message Handling: 4ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 2034 (16%)
Messages from Discord: 10339 (84%)
interesting
irc is on the rise
I do need to restart that at some point
but I probably wont until I make it persist those counts
only 8 days?
how does one create a server that uses multiple servers to load the same world but different parts
yeah it was patch window not that long ago
didnt minez have a single world
you'd need a custom fork to do that
and when youd walk into different areas youd be transferred onto another server without noticing
sounds like a pain in the ass to program
mineZ
smart implementations go for a borderless approach
i.e regionizing
far easier to program plugins to work on regions than it is for them to work across servers
latency would be even higher than z's reaction time
pause for effect
although merging regions sounds like a fucking bitch
but if you're smart about that you'll perform the merge way before players even meet
ahh i cant find the blog post about it
yeah that's called the bitch part
if you run the thing on the same machine
that would let you trim that real fast
perhaps take a bordered approach if you can't be fucked too
also what is the point of having a bungee server located in the US and UK if the server is located in the US there would still be huge latency from the UK bungee to the US server?
wouldnt it be better to just have 1 bungee server closest to the mc server no matter the location?
well you (could) get the advantages of a typical relay
can't those things redirect you to another proxy
ah yes irc
good ol "you need a bouncer"
did I say 15
ok wait okanagan is the main city of kelowna
oh yes its a region
when people from here usually go to the okanagan they dont come back for 2 - 3 weeks
and then they seem different
dont really know what goes on up there
ah yes wow
only communists listen to music with russian in it
@cosmic raft The song isn't that bad.
which
SoY.
terrible
nothing else
Its remixes are kinda bad, exept for the latin one (which turns some girls on for some reason).
Search for it, kash.
what do you call a latin guy with a ping pong ball
your mother
fuckin' right bingo
A hole in wall? 
kashike got it
Oh wait you said ping pong. 
I read golf for some reason.
Oh god, what is happening to me?
yes
@cosmic raft Si Ella Quisiera is a song a lot of people like.
Like the gold standard of latin parties.
wat

nice phone
thank
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damn what launcher is that
what do you mean
T750
default
is that the real 750
is that the
no wonder I left irc
is that the real spottedleaf?
no
Korean, Russian, and Spanish
russian eh
can you code in russian yet?
Ew.
so kashike is a russian spy
Kashike is learning vodka. :>
hello
mfw I sign out of GitHub and cannot remember my password for the life of me
I keep seeing your posts on the spigot forums lol iso2013
@jagged egret password manager!
Don't worry guys i got ya, ever since it started to get cold, I over clocked every computer at a specific corporate business to help with their warming attempts.
And since they are a gobal company, they get the global warming credit also!
DO YOUR PART, overclock and overvolt your cpu TODAY!
isn't it summer time in australia or something close to that
Thanks to efforts like overclocking, YEA!, They can now have CROPS!
My pumpkins died from freezing to death.
@weak heart All 2 of my posts? O.o
and sqash! the corn didn' even have a chance.
@cosmic raft I have to make a list of my passwords to give to family since I'm leaving to another country in a few months and won't be managing my accounts here
even the broccoli was like, f this too cold, instaDEAD.
leaf what did you do this time
no more crops to worry about
Im tryin to live here, i need to eat, and ITS ALL FREEZING DAMNIT
https://s3.amazonaws.com/sfc-dynamic-content/gallery/1527/w500/IMG_1483.JPG
ITS CATASTROPHIC, IT HAS SPREAD TO THE NORTH HEMISPHERE! RUN!@!!!!
sucks
yea, my grandmas, grandmas, grandmas, grandma wrote about it also.
They just put it all in glass jars and into the root cellar.
I think they had a name for it all...
Oh yea, winter.
@jagged egret wat
From what i hear, it kills everything, like.. every year.... and im like HOW DARE YOU keep killing everything every year.
why would they need to manage your accounts
Like you go outside, and try to dig and you cant becuase its all FROZEN SOLID DEAD.
I can drill really deep and water a desert and create food.
Even if I make a greenhouse in the frozen desert, I still need to not only water it, but also get light to it, AND heat. Id rather live in a desert than antartica. If i had to choose, i mean, space is frozen so that is the more likely outcome.
I tried to plant some wheat, but the dirt was solid frozen, and i was like HOW DARE YOU.
<--this people are dying here, i need wheat minus the chaff for my grind stone, and my ox betsy who pulls the grind stone.
AND ALL THE HEY, for my arnimalz, it all died!
Grandpa laughed so hard, he had a heart attack and died on the spot, when he heard about someone worrying about things NOT freezing to death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9hXBdTfzQ
This is a re upload of previous version because it has minor sound problems with not being sync with the picture. I will not die I will stay Between you and ...
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out of question, does anybody know how to install custom fonts on a Huawei p30 pro running EMUI 9+? my SO is trying to change their font and for some reason they have made it a nightmare to do in EMUI 9
what isn't a nightmare in emui? π
don't they have a themes app that allows you to install fonts?
e.g. use the themes app to download a font, locate the downloaded font and replace the ttf file with whatever font you want
thats the thing seen that method tossed around but cant find where it stores its default tff
and the guides tell you to go to sections that dont actually exist in the app
the app is bare, only preset themes and the default and huawei default fonts
internal storage>Huawei>Themes>HWFonts
is where fonts get stored
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.teammt.gmanrainy.themestore
this app is the one that supposedly works the best for installing new fonts
yeah except we couldn't get to work. on top of that that folder doesn't exist and does nothing when we created it
do you have hwthemes directory ?
also if you have an sd card, it could be there instead
here are some fonts then you can put in that directory
Well, only other way I know how to get things done in your situation is to use adb/root the phone lol
could see if turning on developer options helps at all
I did read something about a bunch of features being restricted or removed on USA phones. I am in Canada but it's possible we have one of them because it's a replacement from insurance
its quite possible, I think I read for some of them in the US it requires being rooted to do it
I generally don't care about fonts just as long as I can read it lol
Just seems like the stupidest base android feature to remove
did you upgrade it to 9.1?
or did it come that way?
if you upgraded it, then downgrade it lol
I just root my devices so that I can do whatever I want π
Problem is warrenty.
unless you have them service it, generally won't know lol
Oh I know, but not my phone
also I usually re-flash my phones if for some reason I do have them service it
this way, the files that get written when you do root it get reset π
but I never had issues with my devices where a warranty would still cover them lol
my phone is like 5-6 years old and still works just fine
Anyway, gunna sleep on it I guess
my tablet is like 4 years old going on 5, and no problems with that either. However I am very picky on my devices. For phones I stick with LG's as they have tend to be the best. So far not much experience with tablets but it seems like Samsung does the best with those too.
cya later
My Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 is about 6 years old and still works fine, so, unless I'm just super lucky, their tablets are definitely good.
I'm actually looking to replace my LG phone tbh
third one in a row with a fingerprint scanner that's gone bad from a year of regular use 
2 of which decided they didn't want to run apps and would just crash 10 seconds after you open one
my oneplus 5 is still reliable
luckily
probably going to last for another 3-4 years in my hands
Yeah I'm considering a oneplus.
I don't want to have to change phones every single year and I hear those are reliable.
also was recommended one earlier
right now i'm experimenting with cleaner custom rom and didn't install google apps
and i'm already seeing increased battery time
oh right they're easy to root / fuck around with aren't they
yea
fastboot oem unlock and that's it
you'll get dumb warning when you restart your phone but that's all
Looks neat
@wide chasm I have the Tab A but yours is far older then mine lol
I am having a wild time with secretlab
they lost the first chair they tried to send
got like 6 months worth of delay on the deliveryt
then I got two chairs within two days
been trying to return one of them for the past month but they've failed to manage to contact the carrier both times so no one came to pick it up
I just now told them they can essentially fuck off because I'm tired of trying to give their goods back to them
free chair
I should invoice them for warehousing
But you need one chair for each cheek so you should keep them booth
I know you do, we all know
I like to air my business when sitting
yes we know that as well
Good, now picture it
I only do it because you send me videos back
yeah, and I wish you'd follow the advice in the video I keep sending you https://youtu.be/FEmxJoBLKws
(^-^) Stop it. Get Some Help - length 3s - 2,078 likes, 46 dislikes (97.8%) - 256,742 views - Diego Miller on 2013.11.04
will u helo me ddy
is that english?
~idk~ owo
is 14 years too late for an abortion?
try moving to china, I'm sure they'll love you
δ½ ηθζε€§εοΌ
this is all I remember from my mandarin classes in high school π
were you trying to pickup someone with your mandarin skills
the teacher was hot
was it your mum?

yeah it was
no
Lol
man passersby must be confused af by my delivery of official documents
just standing in the street with sealed brown envelopes until a sports car passes by, barely slowing down so the person in the passenger seat can grab it
wat
so what is the technical reason my single player 1.14.4 world freezes every so often? i've already seen from forum posts here that 1.14 has performance issues, but what's the reason behind this? maybe there's a detailed post about what specific performance issues there are?
No you're not
never be sorry for shitposting
if you become sorry for shitposting the terrorist win
shitposting is a nationally protected right
"fix sum stuffs, br0ke moar stuffs an den fixed somma dat stuff an added moar br0ken stuffz an maybe fixed sum but idk hmu"
more like rewrote the entire fucking thing from scratch
then made it twice as big
just use the random commit message generator
heyo anyone know a good alternative to pastebin
or just https://hasteb.in ;D
Whatever works
it's also a pretty shitty site
A sensible, modern pastebin. Share text and source code snippets with no hassle.
hastebin sucks
what do you mean by "hiding text with a fat image is bad design"?
or just https://paste.sh/
hits phoenix616
i'm biased
:P
but is it clientside encrypted?
Phew, finally got rid of that nasty Location wrapper.
Weβre marking a major milestone in quantum computing research that opens up new possibilities for this technology. Learn how the Google AI Quantum team demon...
(DiscordBot) Demonstrating Quantum Supremacy - length 4m 43s - 60,321 likes, 1,697 dislikes (97.3%) - 660,110 views - Google on 2019.10.23
If it's about qbit-powered computers, then yeah.
https://pastie.io also works
ur mom is a quantum supremacist
omfw
did I just lose 4 hours worth of work
...
no way
rip
...
... seriously
premiere crashed as I was finishing the credits
this can't be for real
oh my god
@static badge Stfu, u retarded leaf. :>
- if (d0 < d1 - 1.0E-7D) {
+ if (!(d0 >= d1 - 1.0E-7D)) { /* Concrete - decompile error */
I've never seen such bullshit in my entire life
@static badge Haven't you ever seen yourself in a mirror?
surely I must have died and gone to hell
does premiere not auto save/have a restore feature?
I don't think you read the diff did you
wtf
I see no difference. I don't know how NaN works. π€·
And?
so it's actually DIFFERENT
It is not.
I feel like that's the same but Β―_(γ)_/Β―
case1: false, case 2: true
a < b equals !(a >= b) for me.
d0 is NaN
< or >= for NaN is always false
regardless of the operands
ALWAYS
FALSE
Java has NaN?
U retard piece of shit.
yeah it does
A double stuff. :P
Double.NaN
ah, if you divide by 0
@static badge What happened to ur role?
the usual 
???
He got banned for being a retard leaf. :>
leaf u suck!!!
now I'm a plebian like the rest of u
Don't insult me, you're not like me, you're a retard leaf.
fuck this gay earth
I think that makes you gay, too
time to switch to Magix Vegas Pro, ^-^, they have a restore feature ;D
eat my butthole
tickles ^-^
Gay earth would be cool. A straight earth brought two WW's, maybe it's time for a change.
two, on the way to a third
^
hey hexed can you send me your limit villager plugin to my gmail thanks

hey hexed can you send me 100β¬ to my paypal thanks
Hey hexed can you send me your SSN to my Gmail, thanks? 
How was it to add cool coloring to code blocks? 
public Conrete getConcrete(); // :>```
Yay.
@cosmic raft BEHOLD! :> ```java
@Getter
public abstract class Arena<T extends NitroPlugin> implements PreLobbyGame {
private T game;
private Location lobby, preLobby;
}````
no, bad lombok
[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on
Give me a valid reason to not use Lombok. 
- It's bad
Yup.
I am, sir.
I don't care about plugins though.
Makes my life easier.
My code simpler.
If you use the built in property generator for your IDE, it's faster, much more readable (IMO), and allows people to contribute to your project easier with less setup
it makes people like me not want to work on your project
I don't want to install an ide plugin to work on your project
when your ide can generate everything lombok does
Well that's what I said π
About the code snippet i sent.
it's an abstract class with a generic type and two fields, three*
I was talking about this: I don't want to install an ide plugin to work on your project
what should we think :D
Also your snippet above says Conrete not Concrete jsyk
Lombok is literally the single biggest hatred of mine working on Bungee
(outside of the fact that it's bungee)
lombok breaks all the time
lombok is some serious cancer
the code style and its forced usage/checkstyle 
^
leaf not proj dev not
You know it's bad when even spotted thinks it's bad

cat
you're literally, figuratively, mentally, physically, emotionally, tragically retarded
Lmao.
I mean, you're not wrong
again, that's just the long version of "being british"
you mean brexitish

its just gonna be delayed everytime forever
spotted
cause of yellow head johnson I can't do my year abroad for studies in the uk

Not overusing Nitro prefix at all: java private Set<NitroPlayer> players;
you mean walmart trump Kenny
Using dumb prefixes is addictive though. java public class NitroItem { private ItemStack itemStack; }
(DiscordBot) Mine All Day (Minecraft Music Video) - length 4m 15s - 205,682 likes, 2,424 dislikes (98.8%) - 495,430 views - PewDiePie on 2019.10.23
pls
I literally just now updated a new minecraft video
it's going to get 100x more views
than pewds' whole channel

A prefix is needed to make a cool plugin. :> java public class NitroItem { private ItemStack itemStack; }
@static badge
maybe pewdiepie will do a track on you back, magma
I couldnt watch more than 15 seconds haha
tho I actually enjoy most of his content... just not this video in particular π
force your self
the animation is decent
but its just the same 15 second lyrics over and over
and turns into a rap half way in
is dat kardi b?
rap is the easiest thing to do if you have no real singing talent
the only thing worse is mumble rapping
Ah, Cardi B; She ruined that maroon 5 song
Also, How do you know somebody is an up and coming artist?
Missy elliott ft's on one of their songs
they are, I use one too 
currently resolving dependencies as I check out to another branch
not even mad
I get to spend quality time with the cat
uh.. hi..
how can i uh
you can't
yes
Why'd you switch to IRC? Lmao
craftbukkit < spigot < paper
bukkit > spigot > paper > concrete
1- TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
2- SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU; AND
3- TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THIER WOMEN!
lol
concrete 

holy fuck
did google captcha get retarded
I am trying to reset my MC password and its asking me for buses and traffic lights then keeps asking for more traffic lights and buses
finally got through it, but I have never seen it where it would take like 5 seconds to load a picture of a new traffic light
VPNs delay the ping very much - thats nasty π Hey guys, is there a trick to get unemployed villager to not lower the TPS that heavy without plugins or such?
Update to 1.15
π
Or install a plugin
Those are your options, no point for paper to do anything if a plugin can easily modify the behavior
not fixing bugs because plugins can do it in much worse ways
@merry talon are you the one who just told me what berserk was on iFunny lmao
what
I'll take that as a no
nope
They use the name sweepy and had a discord link, but idk what your numbers are
interesting
Thanks for your answers.
Also is there a plugin for paper to avoid the flying hack? I didn't found any - but to be honest, am not really sure what to search for.
Anticheats plugins
one you could recommend?
I use matrix but others might say different ones
Whatever one you find that works best for you
I think ncp is outdated
I use essentials chat but just got spammed by a youtubers followers. Is there somethign that I can add to essentialschat to prevent spam? limit messages per minute or something
Thanks guys, i test all three plugins
Why did they spam ur server lol
For a youtube vid or something I'm guessing
/kickall
Turn on a whitelist
I want people to join, just prevent spam lol
yeah NCP is outdated, I still recommend Spartan
Hi guuuys
@devout grail https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/bukkit-plugins/grief-prevention has a chat spam protection - you maybe deactivate all other features
dam @simple lion thats a thick redstone block you got there


