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#general
void void
hmu
but how can we truly know if they are the smartest, we must devise a system to measure this
but ask your stuff here so other smart ppl can help ;)
and how can we measure everyone? what if the smartest person here just lurks
quick gust
well thats y im asking
void void
Twitter
O_O
and how much did kb give away again?
coincidence?
:^)
hey good point
they havent given that much yet
but will every month till it hits that
quick gust
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shell vine
bitc 
in
void void
huh
zealous knot
Lol
golden carbon
void void
uGH GIThUb
managed to misclick yesterday
this popped up into my followers' feeds
.<
but i was nice enough not to make fun of you for that
literally unstarred 1sec later
reeeeeeee
i need to download fabric and that
thanks prplz you are wonderful :)
hah mikroskeem starring his own repos
hah
noob
jk ily
simple join the cool gang too, prplz already did
see my wecui repo and find the discord link
void void
heady spear
Potatoes are God’s gift to mankind
worn ember
The fuck
pulsar wigeon
hey mikroskeem
you're getting outdone by some shitty closed source knockoff https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/euclid
void void
nice
og-s are using wecui anyway
:^)
heck, i don't really care. if someone more active wants to maintain it, then sure. i just ported wecui on fabric because i needed wecui for 1.14.x
worn ember
Original logo tho a bare bones cube
void void
heady spear
wtf is this font change? <.<
quasi valley
discord thinks everyone is blind and needs to quadruple their font size
(turning it down by 1 should be as it has been before 🥔 )
pulsar wigeon
i was about to ask "what font change" and then i remembered i never update discord
quasi valley
best thing is markdowns now overlapping text/emojis https://kennytv.eu/files/awlfy.png
peak dirge
Never mind, Euclid is my least favorite Greek mathematician
robust quest
Great, all the people who make anti-lag plugins are now trying to get me to add their plugin to the guide.
quasi valley
just add them to a list of plugins to avoid
robust quest
heh
SAML and the EntityTickLimiter plugin are interesting in concept, but too blunt and potentially problematic on the application.
jaunty bolt
EntityTickLimiter?
robust quest
Sorry, goofed the name. This one.
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/entitytrackerfixer-fix-1-14-4-entitytick-lag.70902/
Good reviews, but I'm still a little hesitant.
wispy seal
^^^^^^ that plugin was actually a lifesaver, and I'm not kidding
allowed me to chop off the player cap
before it had a bug with invisible entities, but that is completely fixed now
would most definitely recommend
blunt umbrella solution but it works
celest coyote
If you are going to put them in put a disclaimer in that they mught cause hidden issues
robust quest
Hmmm, interested in more feedback. I like the simplicity of the tasks and configuration. It's pretty much just plug and play. The fact they he just recently reversed the entire internal workings of the plugin to check for entities near players and not players near entities just makes me a little cautious.
I think with this plugin, SAML is probably pointless. Or nearly.
wispy seal
if unsure you can always just add a disclaimer
many people still deserve to know that these exist and may very well have a significant impact on their server
past ibex
unreal quarry
I keep hearing all this great news about entitytrackerfixer, but I'm over here wondering what makes it different than entity-activation-range or the tracker settings in spigot.yml o_O
At a quick glance it seem like it does that same job, just with harsher/smaller ranges by default
dapper nacelle
Does anyone here have experience running lixus Ubunto from an external ssd via usb 3.0
celest coyote
experience?
dapper nacelle
I want to use it at school, they have usb 3.0 but I am not sure it is usable
celest coyote
what would be different?
dapper nacelle
like are the speeds ok via usb
celest coyote
compared to what lol
dapper nacelle
an internal ssd
celest coyote
yes its fine
dapper nacelle
so do you just install linux on the ssd, then plug it into some usb 3.0 port at some pc, boot up that pc and then your linux boots up
or do you have to configure in the bios what it should use as boot drive
celest coyote
you want to use your own linux os on school computers?
dapper nacelle
yes
celest coyote
yeah I doubt you can do that
dapper nacelle
and I want to be able to switch from pc without having to copy the os
celest coyote
9/10 times the bios is locked down and usb booting is disabled
dapper nacelle
our school computers have a i7-6700k
I can probably test it with some old hdd I have lying around from my laptop
wispy seal
https://github.com/ishlandbukkit/AsyncKeepAlive worth adding?
heady spear
what's the latest java version confirmed to work with minecraft? :p
I mean I could like install a bunch of versions and test what works but I'm on a time crunch lol
pulsar wigeon
minecraft itself?
quasi valley
11 works
pulsar wigeon
11 works, i think 12 does too
heady spear
My client struggles a lot with 12 so I had to use 11 :p
I'll go for 11 then just to be safe
peak dirge
We've seen that making keep-alives send more often can sometimes help with low-end clients
quasi valley
just be sure not to have a plugin messing with the final modifier on any fields (unless you want to add a start parameter)
pulsar wigeon
well, that's why i said minecraft itself
plugins do all sorts of dumb shit that isn't compatible
heady spear
I think we're good on that front, half of our developers wouldn't even know what reflection is to begin with
worn ember
kek
worn ember
weird sentence forming
digital coyote
jaunty bolt
English isn't his main language, I think he meant server still ticks mobs outside players tick range, so he makes the server stop ticking those?
tardy lynx
isn't it (2 * view distance + 1)^2?
high oak
full fern
unreal quarry
So, basically a bunch of b.s. that sounds smart, but is actually wrong. Got it ;)
woven otter
so oracle requires you to make a new account to download jdk now?
quiet mesa
wide chasm
Only for older versions
woven otter
oh really?
wide chasm
Yeah, I think Java 9+ should still be downloadable without an account.
Well, Java 9 and 10 are EOL, so maybe not those, but Java 11 and 12 should be available without an account.
woven otter
fix tried to download 11 btw
wide chasm
Oh apparently Java 11 is also locked behind a login page currently. Java 12 still works for me, and if you need older versions: https://adoptopenjdk.net/. Not an Oracle JDK, but that shouldn't matter for most users.
jovial dagger
zealous knot
Who mentioned moi, thy god.
heady spear
Use openj9 :]]]
worn ember
desert tusk
oh-
robust quest
His comment is here if anyone wants to correct him:
https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/entitytrackerfixer-fix-1-14-4-entitytick-lag.393394/page-7#post-3548414
One thing I know about the Paper community is their proficiency in informing people of how wrong they are.
celest coyote
wtf is maxchunksperplayer
golden gust
It's basically pulling entities which are in the world but out of specific range out of the servers entity list
*out of a specific range of players
worldly osprey
Hey, is it only me who is having issues with the Spigot forums?
I get very slow load times and 50% of all pages return a Cloudflare error (bad gateway 502) on Spigots end.
robust quest
Maybe the entity tracker implementation is a valid addition to Paper? Tracking a butt ton of pointless entities is a waste. 🤔
golden gust
The implementation there is a hackaround
For paper to do what that does properly, it would need to untrack entities as they're pulled into "unloaded" chunks
versed wharf
Im nt ding anyting
sly hedge
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meanwhile concrete will have something far superior 
celest coyote
you know what would be a better idea?
for mojang to fix the chunk loading/unlocking system
worn ember
let mojang fix their shit lul
blissful stag
worn ember
weird flex but ok
heady spear
Of course you’re popular
hot gorge
Get gud, kash
wraith oracle
@unreal quarry did you do that on purpose or do you genuinely approve the PR? lol
wraith oracle
I've head they pay you to review certain places or add places missing in the map
true canyon
Is there a list anywhere of which items can be enchanted across different versions of MC? For instance, I can throw luck onto a bed in 1.8 but in 1.14 it doesn't get all shiny-like in inventory.
celest coyote
I think only tools and stuff get shiny now
true canyon
Grass does, as do various other blocks. Doors, fence-gates, sure. Heck even the barrier 🚫
but not bed, not chest. ._o
celest coyote
unreal quarry
Bed and chest are tile entities.. maybe it just doesn't put glint on te's
hot gorge
Will blazes killed with cramming drop rods?
hot gorge
Yeah, Just going to test I guess lol
I know Wither Skeles only drop skulls if a player kills them
Same with membranes
worn ember
so i found this https://regexcrossword.com/
strange hedge
worn ember
haha
upper flicker
If it makes you feel better, I bought a bunch of crypto back in December when it was at its peak, thinking it'd keep going up
for me
unreal quarry
It keeps going up until people stop buying it ;)
That's why I never bought any. I would hate to be the last monkey to buy in
hot gorge
You're a monkey
celest coyote
cypto is the biggest pyramid scheme the world has ever seen
unreal quarry
Coworker: I want a slingshot
Me: okay...
30 minutes later
Me: what you gonna shoot?
Coworker: wat? The 3 wheeler thing, dumbass
halcyon crane
celest coyote
thats a vehicle right?
unreal quarry
Yeah, I had to look it up. Polaris Slingshot
And I think it's hideous :S
Something leaf would buy
runs away
unreal quarry
Which would you buy yourself for your personal desktop. An i9 9900K or an AMD Ryzen 3900X. I'm leaning towards the Ryzen
worn ember
whats the price difference?
unreal quarry
Yeah, ik :s I'm building a new PC soon, to replace my i7 4790k. And I'm having a hard time deciding on the 1 component that changes everything else in the buuld :3
worn ember
i use intel CPU and AMD GPU 🙂
unreal quarry
Most likely getting an rtx 2080
Probably the one thing that won't change between builds
hot gorge
Ryzen
Where's Byte?
Tool outsold T-Swift and is number 1 on the Billboard charts
I wanted to tell him to suck it lol
quick gust
day trading crypto lul who cares about its value today tomorrow even next year time doesnt stop and its value will only go up with it just wait
hot gorge
Amazon doesn't have them
magic river
@quick gust Do you think I should sell my Beanie Babies and get bitcoin instead?
quick gust
are you implying bitcoins value is equivalent to that of beanie babies
cause thats a really shitty analogy
magic river
Bitcoin has value because people say it does, just like every other collectable
There is no monetary policy behind it and no goverment backing it so no one can do anything to make it work better as money or guarantee it'll be useful
US dollars have value because the US produces a lot of value and the government requires taxes on that value to be paid in dollars (also they're used to buy oil)
wraith oracle
Reminds me of diamonds
limber knotBOT
Diamonds have some value for industrial purposes but we have way more than we need for that so they should be cheap
But one company owns most of the diamond mines and convinced people in the 1920s they should buy diamond rings to get married
So now it's cheaper to make diamonds for industrial uses instead of using the ones out of the ground
hot gorge
in b4 prplcoin goes live
wooden blade
prplxcoin
quick gust
"no one can do anything to make it work better as money" lol
magic river
Monetary policy
Also bitcoin can only do like 5 transactions per second no matter how much hashrate you throw at it and even with lightning layered on top to replace Visa you'd need like 20MB blocks which will never be accepted
The only way to increase the transaction rate is to increase the block size
void void
my paper jar has lower tps than spigot, I am not sure why. Even with optimizations the tps is lower
vestal jasper
ok
quick gust
savage
void void
you broke my feelings
golden gust
If you want help, you'll need to provide a timings report
Major difference between spigot and paper there often tends to be down to mobs, spigot would rather not tick them, causing other issues but does help hide the fact that the server is actually kicking itself
cosmic raft
squeee
hot gorge
Kash, replacement USG went in last night. Back to full gigabit unifi glory
cosmic raft
\o/
hot gorge
Could not justify the cost of going with the USG Pro 4 unfortunately
cosmic raft
Which one did you get?
hot gorge
USG 3p
Which is what got fried
I get a little bit of outbound buffer bloat, but otherwise I get almost full gigabit download speeds
limber knotBOT
Hey y'all is a worldborder of 1*1=1 chunk by 1 chunk?
proper cosmos
Oh wait why am I using irc when im in the server. FML
pulsar wigeon
better question, why do you want a one chunk world
hot gorge
It's the new Sono™ lag free 1.14.x MC experience™
Worldborder set 10
Can't lag if you can't explore (read play)
Actually that gives me an idea. A server that is limited to one chunk with an absurd build height limit. Like a vertical Skyblock kind of
upper flicker
wtf did discord do to the fonts
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tawdry coyote
discord really overkilled on themes. like i used to use light theme but now they made it blinding
upper flicker
Updated light theme text has better contrast though
no longer grey on white text
thats good I suppose
dusk drift
better contrast
upper flicker
but why are my fonts so fucking chonky
celest coyote
oh yep
static badge
do I not have the update or
dusk drift
you mean, more white?
celest coyote
thats chonkier
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I don't notice any difference
celest coyote
its only on smaller fonts
upper flicker
chonky.tiff
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whoa that is chonky
muted sedge
pulsar wigeon
i just turned the font size back down one
upper flicker
turning it down is fine
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wats urs
pulsar wigeon
Increased some smaller font sizes, thickened some font weights, upped contrast levels of most text and icons, and dusted all those hard-to-reach corners.
according to changelog
celest coyote
I put mine to 15 pt
pulsar wigeon
¯_(ツ)_/¯
upper flicker
15pt still so damn chonky
pulsar wigeon
yea mine is on 15, looks fine again
dusk drift
I hate the new this
upper flicker
weights are way dumb
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well I don't have issues 
pulsar wigeon
ur dum
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z
upper flicker
and are generally retarded
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REEEEEEEEEE
upper flicker
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mfw outdated profile picture is talking again
upper flicker
fonts as chonky as that breadloaf of a pfp
static badge
how does this chonker even get around
it seriously must just sit at its food bowl all fucking day
like this is beyond loaf
it's
look at that fucker
celest coyote
its like a turtle
tawdry coyote
more like a tank
static badge
it probably can't groom itself
celest coyote
retreats head into fat
queen rapids
is the 256 height limit hard coded into the vanilla client
queen rapids
interesting
static badge
yes it's nice isn't it
upper flicker
there's a forge mod called cubic chunks that changes it to be theoretically infinite
static badge
hopefully mojang in their SRC uses a constant
upper flicker
eventually you just start running into rendering lag issues
celest coyote
desert shale
grand slate
Nice ass chonk kitty
void void
i read that as chonk titty
analog lion
Hello! does anyone here have a good death timer plugin? I want my members to get temp banned when dying
zealous knot
Why not write one? I’m like 90% sure that its like a 5 line plugin
void void
Not everyone knows how to code.
zealous knot
Don’t get the wrong idea, im just partly meming, partly salty that people don’t bother learning something like this, sorry if it came in the wrong hole
void void
Not everyone wants to learn how to code either... But okay.
quasi valley
Yea no place for scrubs in our world
zealous knot
Yeah thats kinda sad
void void
why not just enable hardcore mode and permban them?
no plugin required
and it helps with lag (no players = no lags)
zealous knot
Why not learn a useful skill that can even earn you some money down the line
quasi valley
Why would you if you already have another
void void
This is literally a minecraft discord
jaunty bolt
Get Litebans and CMI, add an on death event in CMI to run "/ban <player> 1day"
That is, if you don't want to code it yourself
void void
you might not want to pollute your real ban plugin with deathbans tho
pretty suboptimal
jaunty bolt
True
zealous knot
quasi valley
void void
gg
zealous knot
Kinda sounds like my father, don’t expect your prof to come back
heady spear
One mbp richer, a hell of a lot of cash poorer
I should have a financial advisor telling me not to be dumb
zealous knot
outer light
limber knotBOT
hi
turbid spade
How's 1.14.4 stability going? We're postponing release because literally everyone wants a newer version and I don't even know if I can commercially support it 😛
turbid spade
Thanks for that!
By the way, is Paper currently the most stable? Or should I use Spigot until Paper get a little more optimized?
cunning badge
Paper is a lot more optimized
mint sequoia
quartz vapor
any tips on growing player base for a survival server
still wedge
quasi valley
if you do it right you can even have 100 players with still around 19-20 tps
zealous knot
How does hypixel have 52k players then 
gusty idol
Does a commit that annotates an interface with @FunctionalInterface count as a bug fix?
quasi valley
it's not really doing anything other than do exist as an info/a marker
gusty idol
I'm following this: https://gist.github.com/joshbuchea/6f47e86d2510bce28f8e7f42ae84c716
And Idk which type to use for the commit's message
quasi valley
could be docs/style
unreal quarry
I'd consider it a docs
Just noise, tbh
But hey, someone has to make sure the s is happy
worn ember
s?
unreal quarry
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Kernel commit - 4 year old girl fixes formatting to make 's' happy : linux - 256 comments, 1,017 points - asantos3, 4y ago
worn ember
melon
quasi valley
not sure if new one is better, but I'll take it
fallen oracle
Wtf lol
quasi valley
what a sad s(tory)
unreal quarry
The s at the end wasn't underlined. She extended the next line so it is underlined
wide chasm
inb4 Coverage decreased by 0.0052%
worn ember
oh its just a line of ---------------
void void
resume: submitted first kernel patch at four years of age
worn ember
why does linux always have to make everything so ugly looking
Apple: Design before functionality
Microsoft: Functionality before design
Linux: Design?
unreal quarry
Some ppl just don't get it ^_^ never will
worn ember
get what? That we're not living in 1990 anymore?
quasi valley
bold of you to assume that, dark
worn ember
im just saying everything "owned" by linux or whatever their company name is, looks like its from the 90's at best
void void
is this bait?
worn ember
just my opinion if anything
void void
it's open source, linux is made by lots of volunteers, the desktop environments are made by other volunteers
cunning badge
Yea thats a reason why I always disliked linux
The system itself, hella awesome
Ive been using windows for the past 12 years... its a garbage system tho
Been using Mac now for 5 months, kinda like it
got a dual boot with linux.. only use it if I do webdev stuff
its just ugly
pulsar wigeon
ur ugly
pulsar wigeon
i mean as mentioned you cant say linux is ugly
void void
what distro? why is it ugly?
void void
I'm saving this one
im just saying everything "owned" by linux or whatever their company name is, looks like its from the 90's at best
pulsar wigeon
since many of them have themes
pulsar wigeon
iirc there were some themes that even just replicate mac/windows L&F
void void
worn ember
i dont feel like spending 2 months setting up my system
worn ember
and its not like those posts look exceptionally good either
cunning badge
Well thats not true
void void
i don't like using linux desktop either, i use windows
dark eye dragon just seemed very confused about what linux is
void void
yours isnt much better
worn ember
i ment that the website was ugly too
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void void
it's gitweb isn't it?
worn ember
idfk
void void
no it's cgit
worn ember
oh well
worn ember
not like pretty and functional dont go together
vestal jasper
function over looks
void void
its the repo for the linux kernel why does it need to be pretty
cunning badge
It doesnt
unreal quarry
Some of us don't have ADHD, so we don't need bright colors to catch our attention and we don't need added padding around our information so it's not so "overwhelming"
cunning badge
Well that has nothing to do with ADHD
worn ember
@unreal quarry ah yeah right. i'm sure you live in a shed too cuz a pretty house is not needed
zealous knot
Get dunked billy 
unreal quarry
I'm just saying, dude. Lol
cunning badge
I want a damn clean looking GUI that doesnt prevent me from doing shit
And a system that is not garbage
unreal quarry
You're the one who got all weird because a said something that was vaguely relevant about Linux, dark :p
@cunning badge sounds like you need some Linux, then ;)
cunning badge
I know
I got a dual boot
Im literally using 3 different os atm
But I fucking hate the UI of my current linux
cant find shit
unreal quarry
Try a different DE
cunning badge
Yea I got to
unreal quarry
I stuck with gnome only because the de doesnt really do anything for me. I spend most my time in a browser, or terminal, so /shrug
cunning badge
Well gnome crashed 4 times when I tried to change my third monitor from landscape to portrait mode
Seems like it doesnt like multiple monitors
I mean that looks kinda nice
Background is gay but well
hot gorge
That's a mess lol
worn ember
@unreal quarry being weird is my second name
and im just meming tbh, i dont really care about what you use
tropic flame
void void
what was the cmd to delete all armor stands?
peak kite
solid tendon
quasi valley
not even sure if I deleted or just deactivated it
but imagine even logging in to check that 
quasi valley
Do you want to help us fix bugs? Great! We now have a job opening to join the Java Edition team, check it out by clicking here.
woven otter
time to apply /s
quasi valley
don't think the /s was necessary, I'd only be concerned if someone like Ivan wrote that 
tawdry coyote
pretty sure the job location is in sweden too ree
jaunty oriole
well i mean, they did say that they'll help you relocate...
quasi valley
they'll kidnap you and once you wake up, you're in their office
woven otter
meh what are the chances of getting the job
digital talon
Requirements
Experience with Java programming
wow sounds like the requirements of our server when we had 25 players
but minecraft is a small game eitherway, so screw experience, duh ||/s||
woven otter
tbh imagine getting a job from mojang but not getting a job from minecraft server owners
fervent echo
limber knotBOT
🦆
fallen oracle
They missed a solid opportunity.
mortal solar
heady spear
The keyboard is actually really comfortable
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mac is literally a disease
heady spear
I don’t like mushy ass membrane keyboards and this is worlds better than those
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shame they didn't treat that while u were in the hospital
void void
city what mbp
heady spear
loool
void void
2018?
heady spear
2019
void void
specs?
heady spear
Base. 8gb ram and 128gb ssd. Basically all I need
void void
wew
heady spear
The 2019 version costs the same as the 2018 edition here atm
void void
i have 2018, but with 16gb of wam and 256gb ssd
heady spear
And the price difference between the air and the pro is minimal
so I thought I'd just go for the pro while I'm out there wasting money
touch bar and all xD
heady spear
I mean yeah, it's a gimmick for sure
heady spear
I mean it's cool that you get the youtube play button and scrub bar and shit
void void
that too ye
heady spear
and at least intellij supports it
void void
but i'd still use my mech keyboard over apple's internal kb
which i of course am doing right now
/me huggles his cm quickfire rapid-i
heady spear
I have two quickfire rapid-i's 😛
Or well, one of the old versions and one RGB version
void void
thooo fucks sake apple y u no give adapter with mbp 2018
i had to buy one for usb/hdmi/ethernet
heady spear
This keyboard is surprisingly nice for being a laptop keyboard though, they're usually shit
Ye. I know right?
void void
69.99€ rip
heady spear
I bought one with usb, hdmi, ethernet and SD card reader
it was about the same price, but that was on a 25% sale
Like what the actual fuck
That's not an apple specific problem tho, my friend had to get one for her overpriced xps too 😛
I was a bit worried that the screen would be too small but 13" in 2019 is not what it was in 2014. It doesn't feel small at all
pulsar wigeon
are we talking keyboards
can i introduce you folk to my 12 year old dell sk8115
it came with some random prebuilt dell computer i had as a kid and has far outlived that computer
great piece of work tbh
heady spear
how the fuck do I install plugins on intellij for mac? :_:
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.g dell sk8115
limber knotBOT
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heady spear
I can't figure out how to open the settings at all lmao
all the buttons are very wrong
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that keyboard
celest coyote
I'm sorry did someone just say they liked the 2019 macbook pro keyboard
heady spear
It's really nice 😛
pulsar wigeon
city also like shotas
celest coyote
your opinion is bad and you should feel bad
pulsar wigeon
so like, just a matter of taste
heady spear
Out of all laptop keyboards I've tested this year, this is by far the best
pulsar wigeon
bad taste, but taste
celest coyote
disgusting
vestal jasper
so you've only tested one keyboard?
heady spear
I don't like it nearly as much as my mx browns, obviously, but it's a nice keyboard
idk why people complain so much about the feel of the keyboard. I type about as fast as I would on my mechanical keyboard, and the buttons are all in the right places
But then again, I'm not a little whiny bitch so I suppose that'd help
humble moss
heady spear
I don't know how much changed between the models but I really don't get that. There's very little travel for sure, but it's tactile enough where it feels like a proper keyboard
celest coyote
its not about being a whiny bitch
heady spear
It's not mushy either which makes it really quite pleasant 😛
celest coyote
its about why would i willingly pick a terrible keyboard over a good one
heady spear
You wouldn't, and if you think it's terrible then you wouldn't pick up the macbook
I like the keyboard, so it's perfectly fine for me
celest coyote
I love macbooks, all the ones pre 2016
heady spear
Those keyboards were really nice, yeah. Probably better. I liked my old macbook air a lot. But I don't mind this keyboard at all
it takes a bit to get used to, the first minute it felt extremely awkward
An hour in and you don't think about it at all anymore
celest coyote
the human mind is truly amazing, it can acclimate to all kinds of trash 😛
heady spear
I suppose 😛 But yeah, the keyboard didn't really break or make it for me. I just don't find it bad at all
I think it's one of those things that you either hate or love. A lot of people seem to hate it
zealous knot
Holy shit city.
I just upgraded from 128 gig ssd to 512gigs.
Fuck 128 gig ssds honestly.
You just says it's rnough now.
celest coyote
the worst part about the new macbooks is that you can't even upgrade the ssd or ram
zealous knot
Oh yeah I dont use a mac, just a regular laptop.
vestal jasper
how long ago was 1.8? I still get people joining daily that don't know about the swing timer.
celest coyote
like 2011 i think
zealous knot
I just had a laptop with a 120 gig ssd and just bought a new one with 512 gigs.
The difference is night and day.
vestal jasper
1.8.1. Released on November 24, 2014.
celest coyote
2014 actually
zealous knot
Fuck low capacity SSDs.
vestal jasper
it's been about 5 years since combat was changed and people still don't know that it changed
mfw
celest coyote
I'm currently using a 128 gig ssd
zealous knot
Lmfao.
celest coyote
wasa thinking about upgrading
but its prob best to just get a new laptop
this one still has a dual core cpu
zealous knot
Also apparently I have a GTX 1050 in this laptop.
I didn't even know this was a thing.
Honestly this laptop was just an impulsive buy, i'm surprised it has most of the features I need because I just saw the first laptop and paid for it
heady spear
I don't need more than 128GB on my laptop tbh. I have a couple of terabytes worth of SSD storage in my desktop and I use like... none of it
Most shit is cloud based anyway so it doesn't matter lol
pulsar wigeon
1.8(.0) is 5 years and a week old now
heady spear
On my desktop which I use for work, school and like life, I'm using 121GB of my home partition. I'm not going to max out the 128GB either.
static badge
.g how old is 1.7.10
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.howoldisminecraft1710.today/ -- How old is Minecraft 1.7.10 today?: "Minecraft 1.7.10 is 5 years, 2 months, and 15 days old today."
zealous knot
Why the fuck is that domain a thing.
static badge
.g how old is 1.8.8
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Java_Edition_1.8.8 -- Java Edition 1.8.8 – Official Minecraft Wiki: "1.8.8 was an update to Minecraft (Java Edition) that was released on July 27, 2015 to mainly fix security bugs. 1.8.8 is compatible with servers..."
static badge
.wa how long ago was july 27 2015
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: 4 years 1 month 15 days - Time span: 49 months 15 days, 215 weeks 2 days, 1507 days, 1077 weekdays, 4.13 years - https://is.gd/WIu3t4
pulsar wigeon
http://howoldisminecraft.today/ used to be a good one but it seems down
let you check per-version
the forge discord has a nice clj trick on their bot for all the old versions
static badge
9/11 memes 
woven otter
I heard 1.8.8
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vestal jasper
jaunty oriole
so 13 years old
worn ember
Hmmm
vestal sparrow
bright marten
south orbit
pulsar wigeon
MC-159455 - Mob riding item frame riding mob crashes the server when item frame breaks do we even want to ask why someone found this out
didn't even realize you could set hanging entities as passengers on other entities
or any non-living entity for that matter
small frigate
wooden blade
It’s not the mobs fault, it was framed
hot gorge
I hate you
worn ember
Lmao
celest coyote
they really should be tile entities
quiet cairn
pulsar wigeon
i mean, it kinda makes sense cuz paintings came first
and paintings don't fit in blocks
but yea.....
placid thicket
pulsar wigeon
laws of physics: conservation of linear momentum
magic:
^
static badge
with how heavy those cannonballs are the rifle couldn't shoot them
pulsar wigeon
but as soon as it gets unshrunk, it would slow down by the inverse ratio of the weight change
timid finch
pulsar wigeon
but magic i guess /shrug
static badge
yes
pulsar wigeon
i'd rule against it tbh
worn ember
Yes magic is real and all
static badge
nah I wouldn't
say yes you can do that but physics literally fucks you
you either can't shoot the ball
or it gets too heavy
pulsar wigeon
dispelling shrink only changes the size of the object, not preserving the momentum
yea i mean
i'd allow them to do it
but the cannonball would slow down after passing the end of the barrel
so it would end up pretty short range
pulsar wigeon
like furries and weebs
static badge
ye
void void
me: makes kiss noise at dog
dog: lifts tail once and slams it into the ground
grand slate
😔
void void
i like to think thats her way of saying "luv u 2"
vestal jasper
@static badge fuck silver elo
static badge
ur bronze
void void
im unranked
vestal jasper
these retards literally avoid heals
void void
cuz fuk your games
quasi valley
don't you think that's any different in plat, lol
quasi valley
^
vestal jasper
ok placement #2 we have an afk and a leave
digital talon
hmm 'Biome now depends on it's height' said Slicedlime it his lates video ^^ that sounds strange
quasi valley
maybe 1.15 cave update 
digital talon
every block can have its own biome?
spring wedge
hi Paper friends! 
wide chasm
/minecraft:kill @e[type=minecraft:armor_stand,limit=1] will kill the nearest armor stand
placid thicket
@wide chasm
/minecraft:kill @e[type=minecraft:armor_stand,limit=1,distance=..5] will kill 1 armor stand within 5 blocks of the executer
ancient bolt
lol
found this in some code at work
Predicate<T> predicate = (t) -> { ... }
.
.
.
return list.stream().filter(o -> predicate.test(o)).collect(Collectors.toList());
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streams tend to do that to your brain
heady spear
filter(o -> predicate.test(o)) ._.
ancient bolt
It was actually worse
static badge
do tell
vestal jasper
well if I can't win as mercy I'll carry as moira
heady spear
....
ancient bolt
it was a single use static final constant
and the value of it was
object.someMethodThatReturnsAnEnum().equals(TheEnum.VALUE)
heady spear
This causes me physical pain
wide chasm
🍿
ancient bolt
This stream is in a private, single use method. The method only returns the list collected from this stream, it does nothing else.
The only use of this method is to check if said list is empty
actually to check if it's NOT empty
fathom raft
ancient bolt
@static badge amazing
Optional<Thing> optional = ....;
if (optional.isPresent()) {
doThing(optional.get().methodOne(), optional.get().methodTwo(), optional.get().methodThree());
}
optionals
upper flicker
quasi valley
at work where do you work 
woven otter
at work
heady spear
mtm could be so funny if he wasn't so damn unfunny
quasi valley
sounds about right
upper flicker
City is just here to shit on duck and tell us about his king
heady spear
yes
heady spear
That's him alright, but I haven't seen anything cool in a while
this one is cute tho
heady spear
no
woven otter
yes
woven otter
i will think about it
worn ember
quasi valley
don't fall for his lies
worn ember
fall down a stair instead 😉
quasi valley
^
vestal jasper
a single stair?
woven otter
sounds like a bait
worn ember
yes
vestal jasper
ded baits more than brian
worn ember
mfw when someone sends you "i love you" and then quickly after "sorry wrong person" 
💩
heady spear
I replied "thanks" when my ex told me they loved me and I think that ruined the relationship
so like don't do that if someone tells them they love you
vestal jasper
is that why you demoted me, city?
worn ember
i send them an escalator meme
pulsar wigeon
city confirmed terrible lover
heady spear
nah you just rage quit more than me and it became embarrassing
upper flicker
@worn ember i love you
upper flicker
Sorry wrong person
quasi valley
that didnt even need the "wrong person"
worn ember
woven otter
@upper flicker I love you
upper flicker
Love you too babe
woven otter
Sorry wrong person
woven otter
ur wrong
quasi valley
wow duck throwing fire
heady spear
I love all of you
worn ember
oh
woven otter
yeah
visual violet
worn ember
welcom
woven otter
yes
quasi valley
no
fallen oracle
vestal jasper
oh
static badge
wtf
woven otter
digital talon
He should take his pills ^^
void void
is that real
fallen oracle
Yes
void void
...does he know
worn ember
trump for president
hot gorge
Get out
worn ember
dude creates the best memes without even trying
vestal jasper
yeehaw I get to see people whine and debate about him here too
heady spear
Trump is not my president!!!
heady spear
lick my scrotum
woven otter
no
placid thicket
so, know nothing logic of the day; the minecraft snapshots not already containing significant performance upgrades every week is apparantly somehow an issue because fortnite has updates and new content weekly
its easy to add new content and fix tuning issues when you have the unreal engine to work on, not so easy when you wrote your own engine and its broken as hell
.
.
also, how does everyone feel about the save format changing again? will that hurt paper's development?
pulsar wigeon
what changed in the save format
placid thicket
save format was changed because minecraft is now paying attention to biomes on the vertical axis
pulsar wigeon
is that in today's snapshot?
i can't see it mentioned in the notes
i thought some mojangsta just mentioned it somewhere
placid thicket
that was in last weeks snapshot, it didn't get noticed apparantly, i can link the video where it was mentioned
pulsar wigeon
oic
hot gorge
Because you can't see, wiz. waves hand
fallen oracle
pulsar wigeon
yea it's not in last week's notes either...?
woven otter
it's top secret
placid thicket
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) What's New in Minecraft Snapshot 19w37a? - length 6m 8s - 329 likes, 1 dislike (99.7%) - 2,809 views - slicedlime on 2019.09.11
placid thicket
like i said, it wasn't mentioned in the notes, but is mentioned here
pulsar wigeon
gdi mojang
woven otter
probably not that important
pulsar wigeon
anyone happen to have a region file from that snapshot
i cba to actually run the launcher and install a snapshot
placid thicket
the way they phrased it they wanted someone else to notice it
give me a minute i will get you one
woven otter
I will get one for you for 5$
placid thicket
do you want it from that one or the latest?
digital talon
he said they already changed it in the build before
void void
pulsar wigeon
good enough
i only need one chunk anyway
https://i.imgur.com/b2f8j8Q.png LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
MOJAN
Y
Y U DO DIS
so they invented this whole chunk sections thing so that y levels would stack efficiently
but instead of moving biomes to sections
they just increased the array size so it includes y index
void void
placid thicket
anyone here have a direct line to them? lol
vestal jasper
digital talon
this is too much for me... trump, brexit and now adding Y to biomes xD
ember narwhal
Mojang
placid thicket
somebody write an engine replacement mod for minecraft already 😛
basically just rewrite the game at this point...
woven otter
expecting mojang to do things properly
placid thicket
i would honestly be willing to wait a year for a 'minecraft 2' that was just the game rewritten properly... as long as i dont have to buy it again...
woven otter
i would throw my 5$ at mojang if they fix their shit
ember narwhal
Hmm was Mojang better before Microsoft came in?
worn ember
not really i think
placid thicket
bedrock has some other issues i would want dealt with...
ember narwhal
Or the same level of incompetent was still there?
vestal jasper
is everyone trying to bait today
placid thicket
has anyone else noticed how much porting from bedrock there has been so far in the snapshots tho?
woven otter
don't think they have released an update as bad as 1.14 before microsoft but then again i'm not sure
placid thicket
yes they did... 1.7
ember narwhal
yeah 1.15 is suppose to be a "optimization update" and it suppose to bring "more frames and less bugs"
celest coyote
theres no point of someone rewriting minecraft
woven otter
what was the problem with 1.7
celest coyote
even if its 10000 times better
worn ember
just delete it
celest coyote
mojang won't use it
woven otter
yeah but it was ms fault wasn't it
placid thicket
1.7 had 10 sub versions and multiple game breaking, world corrupting bugs, it was also the version where singleplayer became local multiplayer
ember narwhal
independent lul
placid thicket
so how long till paper for bedrock? /s
placid thicket
dwarf fortress best version. don't @ me
woven otter
at kickash32
vestal jasper
@ember narwhal @placid thicket
ember narwhal
What
placid thicket
at kickash32, do it, you wont
vestal jasper
I'd rather not get kicked
woven otter
@vestal jasper
vestal jasper
@woven otter
woven otter
u
vestal jasper
ok
vestal jasper
If I want to get murdered why would I waste it on a wiz ping?
woven otter
vestal jasper
Might as well go all out and ping all devs contribs and notables manually
woven otter
ping Z
vestal jasper
mods too for good measure
woven otter
no
placid thicket
so did we ever get legal clarification on the mappings thing? before i waste a bunch of time on twitter?
pulsar wigeon
all the info you need is the copyright notice at the top of the mappings file
whatever is said on twitter isn't conclusive and isn't written by microsoft's lawyers
ember narwhal
^
placid thicket
okay, seeing as you were too lazy to spin up a snapshot world and i dont have the knowhow to get mappings myself... fill me in? 🙂
lean fractal
How can you make adoptopenjdk 12/11 work with forge 1.12.2, if possible, my ram got eaten
java 8 it trash
lean fractal
i base "trash" off of number of times pc gets killed
placid thicket
i use openjdk 12 for 1.12.2 and have no issues, define ate ram
lean fractal
1.12.2 works, forge does not
ember narwhal
Java 8 is good but Minecraft optimization is not
placid thicket
you are doing it wrong. forge launches fine and is happy for me
pulsar wigeon
placid thicket
are you getting any kind or error message with forge? if you are locking up, your computer just may not be up to spec
placid thicket
so i found this, what does it mean for Paper?
© 2019 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. This information is provided “as-is” and you bear the risk of using it. This information does not provide you with any legal rights to any intellectual property in any Microsoft product. You may copy and use this information for your internal, reference purposes. Microsoft makes no warranties, express or implied, with respect to the information provided here.
minor junco
void void
I believe it means you are not licensed to sell it commercial but you can use it as a reference for your projects. And paper is open source, so...it should be okay.
But I'm not a lawyer so :>
unreal quarry
internal reference
placid thicket
because apparently MCP is being discontinued for this? i foresee so many upcoming issues...
TBH not sure why you would need to republish mappings... but my grasp on the subject is limited
unreal quarry
Mcp is not being discontinued
void void
I don't have enough knowledge on the subject to comment further ;p
unreal quarry
Mcp will still be used for mapping fields and params