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what if the week before 1.15 releases, they remove bees entirely and just give us 1.14.5
and say "hey we removed the bugs!"
Fearing some major content announcement during Minecon in a couple weeks though...
that's a big fucking bee wtf
are they actually? thought they actually wouldnt anymore
since they said something on the lines of "half is bees, half is bugfixing" for the rest of the year
What's the point of Minecon?
they also said bees isn't the big content announcement
i think
which implies there will be some other one
No way they have Minecon and just talk about stuff already in the Snapshots.
doesn't necessarily mean it will be 1.15 tho
they can say "1.15 will be bees and bugfixing, big thing coming up will be xyz in 1.16"
Yeah, could talk about the content coming in 1.16 6+ months later.
.bees
She's a dangerous woman, is Oprah. Taken from a clip on Conan.
(Korobi) BEES!!! - length 27s - 13,749 likes, 199 dislikes (98.6%) - 1,371,911 views - magicb0y on 2010.11.27
The size of them is annoying
I mean, they surely have enough stuff to announce at minecon
I think it's great
even without a major mc update
microsoft is crunching all their already announced plans out for next year
Microsoft is no longer dictating JE's update schedule.
i'm sitting here playing with bees, and i'm finding their pathfinding to be extremely... wtf.. like, i put rows of crops between the hive and flowers, but the bees get lost in the crops (like they're too tall and cant see past them)
Bees should actually have the size of a few minecraft pixels. yellow, brwon, yellow, ...
KennyTV good point
where did they say that celebrimbor
like this guy.. i think he's stuck on the fence or something
What's their flying like?
its slow
almost aimless, unless you have a flower in your hand
then they'll follow you pretty steadily
Wiz, MiniDigger said they (some community members, mega servers like Hypixel) have been having meetings with JE's Community Manager and MS's oppressive update schedule is no longer applicable to JE.
In fact, the other platforms will probably see the Bee content months earlier than Java Edition as JE has all this mess to clean up.
good. let the other editions do their own thing. thats all we've wanted this whole time :3
they probably still won't
which is quite some lost opportunity
at the beginning they so proudly announced it to go such a different direction, to test out new things and all!
now... yea, no 
MiniDigger might be able to shed more light on the topic, but everyone in the meetings signed NDAs, so probably not much.
Mojang meeting schedule
Monday August 12th - Packets, protocols, & custom UI: tools needed for successful servers
Monday Sep 2 - Account security & child safety
Monday Sep 9 - Player enforcement & bans
Monday Sep 16 - Featured/partnered servers
Monday Sep 23 - MC server software licensing
Monday Sep 30 - Seamless resource pack loading & related tooling
Monday Oct 7 - Anti-cheat & the competitive community
account security? just give us 2fa already :S
Might be a thing that's pending 🤷
oh eula ban enforcement or what does that refer to?
No clue. I am not in the meetings.
are the meetings between server owners such as hypixel and mojang, or just mojang internal? (the latter wouldnt make much sense regarding some topics I guess)
They are discussion topics that the community members and big servers like Hypixel and Cube are bringing to Mojang, not the other way around. These are the topics they wanted to talk about. Mojang might say "no, not going to be a thing", and that's the end of it.
fair enough
At least they are TRYING to hear out the community.
Getting servers like Hypixel to update to 1.15+ would mean the final death sentence to 1.8.8.
tho featured servers sounds like them just wanting even more players / focus on themselves, rather to have players searching for what they want
Yeah, a little troubling. It's probably some sort of EULA thingy.
it makes sense for Bedrock, especially for console players that don't necessarily look into too many communties online
but for java...
We don't talk to content manager, we talk to Helen, Java server community manager
Also, when I say "Mojang", I mean Mojang's Community Manager for Java Edition, Helen. One of 6 CMs. So she is not the end all be all for the meetings. She's pretty much a middleman/woman.
lol...I waas in the middle of typing that..
And yes, it's pretty much us bringing topics up, then discussion with Helen and others, then she compiles stuff and talks to higher ups
sounds nice enough
Last meeting was postponed because of timing issues
well, I'm just rooting for the pvp update (hopefully already in 1.15?) to be nice. they already removed the autoclick functionality and made the attack rate lower compared to their previous test-snapshots, a little more into the 1.8 direction
For account security, issue is that mojangs account system is shit and fixing it is not worth it, so prolly a migration to Xbox live accounts would be needed (which is a sensitive topic PR wise)
Oh my...
xbox live accounts 
For Eula we heavily discussed for and got the blog posts (Eula faq) removed
Well...Microsoft accounts.
Those are not valid anymore, so much more stuff goes now
Old EULA = Scrapped?
I personally don't see any downside for migrating to xblive accounts
All that matters is what's written in the commercial usage guidelines
I already hated setting it up for the Bedrock edition
it's kind of the google+ of Microsoft
which didn't really follow from the eula
Just the FAQ that explained the extent of the EULA
also yea fuck microsoft accounts wtf?
The blog posts were plain stupid as Helen said it
are they gonna make us migrate again?
speaking of which
what happened to shit like cobalt lol
does that still exist
They have 2fa, they have family options, parental control, oauth, it's the dream
Al's gdpr complain statistics 😂
Mojang currently has no usage statistics at all
Since snooper died to gdpr
oh thats gone?
Anyways, if you see downsides in xblive accounts (other than boo, migrating, and boo, mircosoft), please let me know so we can bring them up
you'll surely not use the xbox live gametag will you?
with all their name changing policies
I think you actually have to pay for it to be changed on xbox live to change it on bedrock
Mmh, we would need a way to keep usernames and uuids of course
and a way to change them once every few months at least 
So maybe keep old auth server and just do launcher login via xbl
Are we pretty much talking about a Microsoft .live address, yes? Not XBox Live specifically. I know they serve the same purpose, but one would not have to setup an XBox account to play MC Java Edition.
uh, yea wait what
They would just have to create/link a Microsoft account,
i don't have and would not like to make another arbitrary shitty account
especially for microsoft
They would use Xbox accounts
Yeah...that's probably a sh*t show.
i don't use windows 10, don't use xbox, don't use microsoft live
As that's the central place for mircosoft gaming
Xbox is way more than a console now
Xbox is mircosofts gaming devison
I mean, migration prolly wouldn't be mandatory, but it's in your best interest for security
They need to do something. This is a tough cookie to chew, but it's not like Microsoft is going to sell Minecraft any time soon. So just rip the bandaid off if that's the way this goes.
security lol
Mojangs account system is a shit show
Yes.
I guess I'm fine as long as I can change my name without having to pay money and without having to use the default xbox live sites
One of my accounts "got hacked" a few weeks ago. The mother f*cker change the skin and username within about 3 minutes. I locked them back out within 5 minutes of it happening...but the security is poop/
This is not something happening anytime soon, it's just an idea we had to (I think actually Helen brought it up) to fix many issues we currently face
I like the idea of Microsoft/xbox accounts but how would they even go about doing it, Migration v2?
I would rather mojang just fix their shit

how would you feel about having to use your MS account on github
We just said we want this feature, and this and this and then Helen was like, lucky you, Xbox accounts have all of that
Nah, overall using M accounts is 10x better for everything
takes 5 mins to make an account if u dont have one
I don't own an Xbox :/

Migration will be a pain and I want see why ppl don't like the idea, but the pros outweight the cons heavily
I'm not gonna make an Xbox account if I don't own an Xbox.
but another thing - what's that "featured server" talk about? kind of feel like it makes the big ones bigger, smaller less in the field of view of new players
^
I'm not a Microsoft gamer/user either
There are plenty PC games that require Xbox accounts
To be honest, I don't think many people will migrate if it's just "improved security", most end users don't really care about security.
And then they add a new player model, exclusive to Xbox accounts
Incentivising the majority isn't that hard
That's the type of shit that'd turn me off from an account
You mean similar to something like Alex? I doubt that will attract people tbh.
If they do push for Xbox accounts I'm out.
idk how they managed to fuck up their current system to the point where they can't even fix it
But in every other game the Xbox live systems are annoying
That's ignoring the migration headaches of separate names vs the Xbox gamer tag system, or whatever they're calling it now
Are they more annoying than any other account system
Yes
Yes
Why?
Yea, whats so annoying about them?
because they force integration where it doesnt make sense
again, it's like youtube wanting you to create a google+ account as prior, before actually creating a youtube account
Mojangs account systems must be just completely fucked if that's the route they're thinking of
Leave it to them I suppose
Minecraft wouldn't suddenly be a always on game
But we need 2fa
Compromised accounts are a real issue
Wait you're telling me I'll have to migrate my gay fucking Mojang account for a third time?
2FA isn't a hard addition
But apparently their systems are that bad
So yes it is
And oauth would be nice
either that or its yet another forced M$ move
Second*
This would be the third yes
There are no real plans btw
Jesus Christ.
It's just an idea
Minecraft -> Mojang -> Xbox
from my experience you have the shitty xbox app that's there on top of your game but it doesn't actually do anything other than provide you usernames to add people with the game's system lol
Oh.
google managed to cut google+ out of youtube, so microsoft should manage to do a normal mc account site 👀
So there's nothing of the sorts guaranteed yet?
Would rather see them do it in-house then deal with xbox
[2:01 PM] HexedHero: takes 5 mins to make an account if u dont have one
this is a terrible argument for forcing people to make new accounts
^^^^
That's how annoyed I am every time something wants an Xbox account
Xbox app has nothing to do with Xbox accounts
i don't give a shit about their app or their accounts
i don't want to be forced to sign up for more shit
Xbox app is like steams game overlay
would you take an xbox account if it meant Java got crossplay?
dont think anyone cares what the account technically is lol
no
No
Java isn't getting fucking crossplay
Crossplay is pretty much impossible
it has been done before
And it doesn't have a thing to do with whose account system they use
^
allbeit hacky
Wait, say Mojang went through with migrating to xlive accounts, they'd drop the old system meaning that would cut down their expenses right? Or am I missing something?
No, it's because their current system is bad.
"expenses" what even argument is this
I don't think the account system is taking up any meaningful amount of money
Maintainability would be one
It is real bad though from our end I'll give them that
they're going to have the same old problems
The fact that they're considering using Xbox makes me think that it's even worse internally then
What do you mean from our end Z?
my friend recently tried playing MC again after years...found out his account wasn't migrated cuz he never did it and now he's waiting "average response time: 2 months" to hear from support
I am not sure if devs considered it or just management
I mean from the users end
inb4 it's the same system they used before the game really took off
How bad is it? I don't use it too often
Would you be surprised?
No it's mojang
They migrated to allow more games to be added
But then ended up adding like 2 more games.
And I realize that's, not nice, and counterproductive to just say "lol mojang"
But come on already
There isn't an eye roll emoji dramatic enough
1.14 

StillBetterThanBethesda.wav
Again, I doubt this would happen any time soon
Hey Z, how bad is the current system? Sorry for the question I just don't use it too often.
MFA wasn't basic when it was launched
And tbh it's still not really basic for games launchers
It's 2019 now tho
Honestly, they need to figure out 2FA and call it a win.
that moment when my username reminds me i am behind on updates >.>
Oh the rate limits.
Actually I think they still support the old original Minecraft accounts too
That's the real monkaS
Yeah those are pretty harsh lmao.
They should've forced everyone off of those long ago if they didn't already
I think you can't use them anymore
Oh good
Is there people with unmigrated accounts that actively play these days anymore?
Those things were getting stolen all over the place
I dont think you can play with old accounts
Back in the day when you could send the little launcher session token to others and just login too
I have a friend who still plays nowadays and their account is unmigrated.
back in my day
so what is the consensus on mappings being available? will it be as useful as know nothings on MCForums think? will it effect how paper is developed? just curious as this sever is the only minecraft team i talk to

It will be nice as we can use them for reference
oh can you? also in the new launcher and all?
Pretty sure.
Everyone serious is waiting on legal clarification before actually seriously depending on them
Which is the right move
I've seen them online very recently.
oh 
you can't
if you try and log in with an unmigrated account it tells you to migrate

what if you have the old old launcher?
think your friend is calling a prank on you
Doesn't matter
or a third party one?
you get an error then
Curious what this topic is going to cover, and who is pushing it.
Monday Oct 7 - Anti-cheat & the competitive community
inb4 they start considering client side anticheat
I really hope the community can migrate to mojang mappings
@quasi valley They're literally playing Minecraft right now lol.
MC finally have a legit "fair play"
Tbh I don't think they'll get the approval from MS lawyers to let that happen
but how do you know that it's an unmigrated account :D
But it is seriously nice they're available for reference
And I would love to be wrong
@quasi valley. https://mc-heads.net/user/a6da6a0f148b4c829830f0beca2c41d8
Take a look at AWITFC's profile on MC-Heads.net.
Let me clarify something. When the group got together, we setup a Google drive and everyone would write down ideas, we then compiled them into a big doc and then talked to Helen and picked topics for the meetings
Using the same mappings as Mojang, and the rest of the community would be wonderful
Nothing was put on the agenda by Helen, mojang or mircosoft
ripperoni then, not sure how, but meh
that moment when people are STILL going on about multithreading and talking about how the MC server is monothreaded, its like have you actually run a server with task manager open before?
the part that matters is still single threaded
I mean not sure how he's playing with that
I thought it gives a warning on login, too
You sure you saw someone with a premium account with that name online?
perhaps he's fudging his own auth tokens
doesn't want mojang having his info? IDK what the logic is
Mini I played with the very recently on a 1.13 server.
which i KNOW they already do, but pretty sure everyone has seen that privacy copy pasta on facebook at this point
on facebook
I haven't
one second
I haven't logged into facebook for 3 months
I don't have a FB account
@wide chasm You saw wait online on duck's server right?
Wait.
Ffs autocorrect.
Cunt.
I know Duck mentioned that Awit had joined, but I think I had gone offline already then.
you have summoned duck
Duck you seen Awit online right?
Wtf is that message
yeah
You can't just paste some legal looking words in a post and expect FB to follow that
People are retarded 
You sign a waiver saying they can use whatever the fuck they want when you sign up.
You can't just retract that by saying "lol nvm"
'lol nvm'
By reading this message you agree to send me free tasty tacos
oh wow everybody
no
tacos 
I had tacos today. I ate them already, though.
I bet Z buys tacos at like taco bell and fucking takes stock photos of them.
Taco Bell is to tacos as McDonalds is to hamburgers
It's literally future diarrhea.
@upper flicker by reading this message you agree to not make me send you free tacos

@woven otter By reading this message you agree that ur mum gey.
🦆 quak
@zealous knot By reading this message you agree that this sentence is false
What you think of when you hear Mojang is hosting meetings with the community to better their 10 Billion Dollar Game.
Oh well
Reality
mfw
I'm not blocked 
@woven otter HA. I stopped reading after you agree that. 
Annnnd now you're there too
So ur mum gey.
nuu 😦
can't block everyone
That's where you're wrong kiddo
raid his DMS
.block @everyone
can't block us all
If you are reading this after showing blocked message you're not eligible for a free taco
LOL.
doubt
my DMs are always blocked 
@static badge nuuuuu you changed ur pfp ;-;
Keeps people from bugging me directly for every single stupid issue
No I will not help you install java
Same
how much D E D I C A T E D W R A M do i need for a swerver?
Z pls
how did leaf managed to react to message
Need java
Leaf just ignored me when I msged him 😦
By reading this message you agree to give me admin privileges
He wasn't joking :(
https://i.imgur.com/IWk2iTo.png
Ur not on friends
Didn't agree to the edit
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@upper flickerI open my DMS on weekends to see what kind of viruses, underage nudes, stupid help requests, and lonley singles in your area messages I can get in 48 hours, my records is 263.
By reading this message you have read this message
can you please help me make minecraft 1.14 run on java 7 on XP? (legitimate thing someone was asking me on the forums)
By reading this message you agree that cooked duck is tasty
Probably all from duck

Kek.

@vestal jasper u should be cooked
Not too far though, new versions of java 8 dropped support
getting java 8 to run on 32 bit XP is.... difficult...
It's gotta be like 8u30 or something
@woven otter oh look a duck. time to get cooking 🔪
🔫
By reading this message you agree that @woven otter should be cooked and eaten.
MC relies on 52+ now does it not?
hes killing him self
Seemed to run fine for me but it was a test vm not like a serious thing
By reading this message you agree to be banned from paper
were you running the rare and mythical 64bit windows XP?
by reading this message, you agree to not make more messages demanding people to read messages
🗡 🦆
u should be turned into a sauce
duckist
^
@woven otter you should be cooked in a lovely sauce, great meal, michelin star restaurant
I can see you enslaving a duck someday
Nah, i've been sending these messages to duck for like a year now
that's why I'm saying it

Nah dw dw if i were to do that, i'd have done it already
now your dark secrets come to light
I mean, my name is so wholesome 🙏 😔
poopsplash don't try to be nasty now
:^)
@upper flicker your move
oh wait
oh I can't make it print out just the mc version in F3
why
why what
what aare you doing
just press f3?
pressing f3 completely fills the screen
Yeah somebody said the same java versions that (barely) worked on XP could be massaged into working on even older versions
But I figured XP was far back enough for me
Was mostly testing something else
MS DOS next
I'm not reinstalling win 3.1
compat for w95 when
Just going to casually drop this here: https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/community/posts/360047514492--Java-Edition-Performance-Enhancements-For-Minecraft-Servers-Multithreading-?flash_digest=6d4a6759f4108708a620fd7ee195faf33c162ef1
Lol.
We've had pretty heated discussions about that post in the past
Namely it's submitted by someone who has no fucking idea what they're talking about
They're in this chat, too
PaperSpigot
@🦆> [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
Oh I did, that's what my pin in this channel is re: "I publicly called you a retard on twitter."
ah 😂
I swear to god
It's a bunch of fucking dumbasses commenting on something they know NOTHING about
10 years ago
literally 2 weeks after notch announced 'cave game' on tigsource forums
Can't even call it Dunning-Kruger because for that to apply you have to know at least something
And almost all of them are talking about 2b2t which makes me think some retard over there told them about it
yea pretty much
it's the update minecraft needed 55 years ago
Also there is the part where multithreadding does nothing to fix the actual serious performance issues Minecraft has, just gives them more cores to abuse
and then you introduce contention issues and various other multithreading hell and end up with the whole process actually being slower
They're just so stupid
And the person who brought it up comes in here smugly once in a while like
I want to remind everybody, not only would this help with server size, but server crashing, with only 1 core servers are much more likely to crash, with 32-64, it would be a lot more unlikely. I think adding multi threading support is an absolute must
Like, wut
Depends on the context there
And my comment explaining why it's a bad idea got removed by Mojang, and then that "hey every1 be nice and supportive here only" got posted
like "ur only allowed to upvote, if u dont agree just dont comment!"
If they're talking about servers in general, e.g. I've seen many shared hosts offering only a single core which will kill performance
That feedback site doesn't even have a downvote button
They ONLY let you upvote, and they won't allow anyone to post anything saying "downvote"
They just remove it
It's absolute bullshit
My VPS only gives me a single core and two threads, don't think people realize this is going to hurt
So it looks like everyone on there is like yasss
When in reality, mojang is deleting anyone who disagrees
god reading some of the replies really does kill my last few braincells
They don't want spam on the issue tracker, Just "downvote" doesn't add to the discussion
That was just an example
ur just an example
oh, rip
@void void
Kinda wanna go in the MC discord and start a multithreadding flame war 
Yeah exactly.
this is a perfect place for that
I followed a few streams of his and the amount of dumb questions and people - mind that he just played survival on his community server - he got is just tremendous
how much dedodated wam do you need for server
just download some and you're good to go!
u do it
no u
u
remember to use the ultron browser if you want to make use of all ur corez!
and if you make a spigot plugin, just do everything async for maximum performance!
Nah, use Cake, the first browser designed for mobile, which makes it better
That's their selling point
don't forget, if you surround all of your code in empty catches, your plugin will never throw nasty looking exceptions and scare users!
I just got a 6cheese pizza with triple cheese and pepperoni. I can feel my cholesterol rising and I'm lactose intolerant, this will be fun...
is there a discord (or other service) i can join for more frequent updates and gossip than what gets posted to twitter?
are you talking about pizza or minecraft
what doesnt kill you makes you stronger @placid thicket
minecraft staff, they don't really come on reddit anymore and i am banned from r/minecraft ;-;
i REALLY hope so Billy
I only know top notch pizza gossip, sorry
Concrete
concete has a discord? 
l i n k
u
goes to grab his pitchfork
you have a pitchfork
Imagine Windows suddenly uninstalling your graphics card drivers for no reason because fuck that, who needs them anyway? /s
don't forget the torches
you have torches?
(unless it's too rainy in britain)
you have rain?
we have everything
he'll be banging that on your head to make music 😂
cat will sing a song
Concrete?
no
Another spigot fork?
cement
stone
Ok but
paper fork
concrete is my competition at making the best fork of paper ever
(its losing, too)
Is it meant to be Better or introduce new features?
runs away
provides experimental features that eventually make into paper
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-19w36a
Hell yeah. Obfuscation maps.
yeah
concrete has a few things that wont make it to paper, iirc
"close"
u'll be moving to forking concrete 
High performance Paper fork that aims to fix gameplay and mechanics inconsistencies
i have my eye on your tick thread per world thing you got going on
doesnt seem complete, though
'll actually do that
I'm actively making changes that would fuck that one over
it'll be removed sometime
😦
no patches for pupur
threading the server is more work than it's worth
this shit needs to be burned to the ground and started again for that to be effective
i think its doable, at least per world
per world is still retarded
I don't want to imagine all the state that's held statically and not per world
no idea 😛 i spend most of my time in entities :3
Dinnerbone tried doing thread per world for 1.10 or so, iirc
there's also timings
timings is definitely not something that's remotely ready for that
my grasp on Java is only marginal (cheated my way through the course then dropped out) and even i can see mountains of potential issues that would need to be fixed, that and multiverse would stop being practical really fast
and per world ticking isn't generally useful
since most players will just be on one world
failing that you literally setup a proxy to transfer between worlds
on a side note, don't cheat on programming, i really wish i didn't and now basically have to start over at my own cost
I think most ppl in here learned programming outside of formal education
Like, I have a bachelor's in a CS related field but when I started that I was already doing Minecraft stuff for like 6 years 😂
i had an in depth highschool introduction, would have been an excellent start, unfortunately i was too lazy to do the work and just scanned and uploaded other people's code printouts
lmao
Uni courses on programming don't really prepare you for real projects anyways
Programming in school was a shit show
if that makes sense
class desing and stuff
but yeah, our teacher was so good we ended up with 3 people in our theory classes
while i understand that, learning something where you can just ask the teacher for help is better than trying to figure it out all on your own, at least for me
out of 40+
everyone else bailed xD
well our teacher was like "you have a book right? Use it"
like wtf 🙂
our school actually had a very skilled programmer and network technician for our computer courses, he ran 5 classes in the same room at the same time and taught everyone for first year uni credit
guided, maybe. but not taught
i mean sure, but he was a horrible teacher non the less
Programming is all about experience
guiding is what i was looking for really, i get distracted FAR too easilly and take stupid shortcuts i know will fuck me over down the line because i am lazy
i learned more programming myself through docs and tutorials than what i learned in school
Do mistakes, face errors, google for hours, find solution, never do that mistake again
Do mistakes, face errors, google for hours, find solution, never do that mistake again~
if only 😉
That's what it boils down to if you have a memory like me 😂
I swear, my memory fucked me over so many times
googling solutions 
i mean, i'd forget what i had for lunch the day before let alone remember all those things
its my dad's fault really, when i was little he would beat the shit out of us if we spelt a word wrong, played the wrong note, looked the wrong direction or was just standing in the wrong place. so me and my brother learned that if you just don't do the work you don't get beat, growing up that way it is now a very hard habit to break as an adult
There’s no better option than diving in and just breaking stuff; if your computer starts smoking then you can request some help, or just pull the plug. Of course it doesn’t hurt to have backups. (Or just use some kind of sandbox)
good memory or bad memory
Went on a date last weekend with a girl I know for a year now via shared friends
did you fuck
programming isnt about memorization. its about thought process and comprehension
Spotted asking the important questions here

Had a fun night and stuff, but something didn't feel right like on other dates
i find it hard to have conversations with normiest ha tknow nothing about programming cuz its literally my life lol
Talked again next day
Well, writing over WhatsApp
Maybe you’re the normie
At least he didn’t say “was there any I/O involved”
Turns out she's lesbian 😂
so did bad memory or good memory fucked you over then

Waow 😂
And I knew it since we talked before about that 😂
sucks to be you
yeah but did you fuck
he got fucked
exactly
Just tell her that you’re also a lesbian, maybe that’ll pique her interest?
big think there billy
Nah we talked about 3 somes actually 😂
bi people are the best kind tbh, you can have 3somes

Dark pls
or cross the streams?
its not gay if you wear socks
it's not gay if you don't like it 
So yeah, train your brains guys 😂😂
nah, you can just hate fuck
Mini how old are you?
22
Mini so you were fucked over because you forgot things
Am old as fuck
wtf ur only a year older than me and already achieved 10x what i have xD
Not really. Mini
Achievement Get: Turned down by lesbian
i mean 10x 0 is still 0 but u get the point
mini same age and still has more achieved of what I have
You mean turned on, billy
i am a few months short of common law and my spouse owns our house, im 22 he's 23

lol
Did you just call a date with a lesbian an achievement? 😂
“Bi yourself Dinner”
you see, she was bi, but then she went on a date with you, now just lesbian
I
F
i think its funny hearing about the non-existant sex lives of early 20s people. i find it fascinating, since I had my first kid when i was 16.
Mine’s even less than non existent
I don't mind paying, like she offered to share
can't have a sex life if you don't go outside 
@unreal quarry its actually a new trend lol
my SO gives me an allowance because i dont work, when we go out i offer to pay all the time and he just rolls his eyes and smiles, feels bad man
I know that I earn more than she does
You can get practically anything shipped to your door these days
wemen earn less by default
No
We had one girl take a break from school for a year in 12th grade and that was already quite the gossip and unique situation

I mean if sex with yourself qualifies as sex life then it's good
or so you think
Starting wages are pretty much equal here
same
(at least in my industry, insurance/IT)
pay gap is an illusion
is it actually
poor aikar. i told him about dorian last week, but he shrugged it off as a non threat. now its practically on top of him ^_^
Unless you 5-10 miles off the coast you're probably fine
Even a lot of those areas will be fine
dorian?
.g dorian
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bahamas got the worst of it (190mph winds and 24 foot surge), but its not gonna die out until it rides the east coast all the way up into canada :S
it gon git aikar?
he's about 100 miles from the coast, iirc
[4:42 PM] Billy: i think its funny hearing about the non-existant sex lives of early 20s people. i find it fascinating, since I had my first kid when i was 16.
did your wife happen to be 11 at the time? Kappa
statutory rape 
See, ppl over here use condoms 🙈
is she still your wife
we were never married, and no. left her when i turned 18 because i realized she would always see and treat me as the younger one
ahh i see
Every discord should have this emoji added https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/258839933882466305.png
Isn't that tiny on discord?
Yeah, sadly custom emoji don't get the bigger size when they're used standalone
Oh you just send the image
The image link does though, yeah 😛
The bot replaces normal discord emoji with the image link so I couldn't tell
(only custom stuff, Unicode works of course)
God, this cheese pizza was a mistake... My guts are coming out my ass
ok
ok
Hot 🐍
so totally put that in the wrong discord... just gunna rock it i guess...
I was going to troll and paste this in the #swifties-club but it seems the force field from the Endor moon is still active. https://loudwire.com/tool-fear-inoculum-likely-numer-1-taylor-swift/
ha
Tool is massively stupid for being so late to the streaming scene lol
All that lost opportunity cost
Glad they finally pulled their heads out of their asses, though
I don't know, man.
They got a die-hard fanbase but without streaming, there wasn't any room for real growth.
They were basically becoming an underground band (as in, nobody was discovering them)
They just don't have the same clout that Swift has
We shall see!
I think with streaming, and a kickass new album, it will bump their visibility a lot
They had 10 songs on the top digital charts
Their music is good, it's great. They just don't have the growth you see with streaming artists.
Undertow toped at 19, Aenima 2, Lateralus 1 and 10000 Days at 1. It's not like they have never been on the top before.
Tool fans are some of the most insufferable people alive. Written and directed by Blake Studwell. Subscribe to MetalSucks on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1lVGsJS F...
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Having reached top charts isn't mutually exclusive with lack of growth.
At least we're not weebs
So not sure what's being proven there lol
Tool should be bigger than they are now.
They aren't because they made some poor choices.
But they are on track to rectify that now.
Fanaticism works really well for Swift, not as well for Tool.
I as a fan, have respected their reasons for not going through with putting their music on streaming services x
Their albums aren't geared towards the skip around and shuffle play lists of today.
who cares about #1? tool is better than that ^_^
As a fan, I never purchased any of their albums. It's either on streaming service or I'm probably not listening to it.
its all just fun and games for them
And their album artwork isn't something you can experience in a download
This is how most people listen to music
And that's why it's awesome they're defying the odds.
More like, it wasn't working out so they decided to stream
Fucking gen z shits
If they were so good at defying the odds and happy with their level of growth, they would've stuck to their convictions.
But clearly streaming is better for them.
"wasn't working for them"
To the extent that they would've hoped.
Sure.
Not all growth is the same lol
They clearly want a bigger share of the musical pie.
So they got into streaming
maybe they're just trying to reach the younger generation that doesnt buy albums anymore
the weirdos
No shit
As I have been saying this whole time
They want more exposure
Nobody is discovering them when they aren't streaming
not for money, for the message
CD>mp3
^
i miss the days when all music was sold by the album. you either bought the album, or you waited for the radio to play it
I ordered the Fear Inoculum deluxe today. They're selling more of them because of demand
They aren't just audiophiles, they are almost philosophical in the way they want their music to be heard.
But people don't go for that
So their fan base ends up being die hard 30 year olds who will buy their albums no matter what, but not much beyond that.
i havent heard the new songs yet only because i refuse to listen to them separately :S i'm also kinda broke so havent been able to buy the album yet
I'm beginning to think that you have a very narrow scope of the music industry
tbh, i like puscifer and a perfect circle better.
Fact is nobody listens to whole albums in order anymore
You know what I mean when I say nobody.
Statistically irrelevant people.
This is just a natural consequence of people not buying whole albums altogether.
you know, from the opposite side of the spectrum i like to look at your side as short attention spanned. for real, go to a club what do you get? 60 seconds of a song then its on to another song. cant even last long enough for your own hip hop/pop songs lol
so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Are you just making assumptions about my listening habits based me just stating the reality of how most people enjoy their music? lol
i'm just holding an opposing view to what you're perpetuating here
If people didn't listen to whole ablums why is Lover doing so well?
keep it interesting ^_^
Swift is an fanatical anomaly as I pointed out. She has the fanatics and clout.
She is very good about her marketing
tbh, i never heard of her until this discord
How?
i dont listen to pop :S
I think her music is dull and I still know a handful of her songs
Billy, ever listen to Katatonia?
no idea who that is :3
I mean I hope I don't have to explain why demographics shift towards pop (aka popular music)
i listen to mostly american metal. i know a few british metal bands, like In Flames. but not many
Well if you like tool, you'll like them.
Jinjer isnt american. idk where she's from tho
never cared enough to look it up :3
Killswitch has a new album out too
yeah, and howard is on one of the tracks \o/
well, at least one that i know of (hopefully more)
I haven't heard it yet
i watched the video on YT. was good song, then i saw howard and flipped shits
Just the single
my wife didnt know why i was screaming for a good 3 minutes
lol
him and jesse sound good together
http://www.killswitchengage.com "The Signal Fire" from the "Atonement" album. Director | Producer: Ian McFarland DP: Matt Dorris AC: Asa Reed Gaffer: Jesse C...
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What's the purpose of running a Minecraft Server in a docker?
Whats the purpose or running anything in a docker?
Sounds like I don't understand docker that well then.
Lots of things can be useful in a docker
more reproducible, dont have to worry what version of X, Y and Z the host machine has installed
that's all defined in your code (dockerfile)
<Billy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N0ShfOOEq4 > clicked on the link, almost got a hearth attack.
http://www.killswitchengage.com "The Signal Fire" from the "Atonement" album. Director | Producer: Ian McFarland DP: Matt Dorris AC: Asa Reed Gaffer: Jesse C...
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I am pretty fucking confused
I keep getting this error when I leave an item in an anvil
the item vanishes and that error occurs
it seems to be related to ultimaterepairing. I only have 3 plugins and when I remove ultimaterepairing the issue goes away
the part i am confused about is I have this exact same setup on another server
but it doesnt do this
I cannot figure out why
I reset all the plugins, reuploaded the server.jar everything I could think of
same docker environment
how the shit does that even happen
maybe bungee
Someone say something controversial so we can start an interesting conversation
the earth is a cube
kotlin. javascript. skript
windows is the best OS
prplz is not actually purple
he's yellow
controversial but true
my leg is asleep fml
well
that was a fun day
start time: 4:41am
end time: 21:48
total hours: 17:07
worked 17 hours today
did u get paid overtime
is there a new widely used factions plugin, or is factionsUUID the one to use?
8 hours of normal time, 4 hours of time and a half, and 5 hours of double time
i think it is
@cosmic raft so enough money to buy a 1GB phone plan in canada?
lol
@Hawaiiian_Stlye#0000 yes
Hello
@void void i've used (modified) factionsuuid
Just joined to ask a question, got an answer aleady hue hue
lighter than current mcore factions
@void void since you're here too in this channel just in case
io.netty.channel.abstractchannel$annotatedconnectexception connection refused mean anything to anyone on a dedi?
connection is refused
in other words, client is unable to connect to the server/proxy
The dedi/box is up though, everything seems fine.
So that's why we're confused.
firewall?
I run a mac
So
Doubt
well, on the dedi
you haven't said much about the server environment - what panel/no panel? distro?
(what does being on mac have to do with there being no firewall tbh)
My buddy is the friend running the server, he
isn't giving me much info to work with
Perhaps your buddy should be the one to come in here
It's very difficult if not impossible to give support by proxy
Something is going to be lost in translation
So 1.14 is broken?
huh?
performance problems?
yeah I'm kinda having tps issues
welcome to 1.14
.optimize
Guide for optimizing performance: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/
.flags
Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs
villager limiter, pillager limiter, farm limiter
if you haven't done all of those, then do them
then come back
Also provide a timings report.
(And do not just copy the flags. Read the page)
reading is overrated my dude
never read, just copypaste
and hope for the best

I know you're joking but so many people do just that and then complain and it's infuriating
of course
So much good info and research ;c
Waiting for literally one episode of this show to download so I can see if I even like it or not.
factionsuuid doesnt build on my machine but builds on docker, some weird shit is going on here

So far unimpressed with this show but ok I'll keep watching
Takes selfie during surgery and forgets to monitor anethestic, patient wakes up and hits doctor, doctor slices his fucking artery and patient dies on the table
Doctor: Moves to blame the anesthetician
All doctors around table: Actually, let's say he had a heart attack. Cover dis shit up.
Why is papermc discord veryfied?
because why not?
Thought only big servers of youtubers (hate that kind of people..) get verified=?
thought wrong 😉
Interesting.. so papermc is in that list?
And this is the same as "normal, payed" verification?
wat?
im not sure what you're referring to
Hospital food is the worst
You don't pay for verification.
I’m thinking of running away
I mean, are verified open-source servers getting the same features as normal verified servers?
@heady spear yes come to the uk
Yes. Verified is verified.
This is my third day here and I’m bloody bored
There are also partner servers, but those are not verified. It's entirely different.
(When you think of a Twitch or YT discord, you're thinking partner.)
and then theres this server boosting thing too
This is my third day here and I’m bloody bored
But you someone has already stolen your table? 😉
(And in-fact, I think Paper is partner, not verified)
I need to sleep
Mistyping shit
yes, i know the difference between partner and verifyed..
it says verified when you mouseover the badge
^^
Oh, well, then I really need to sleep then.
i've had it up to here with this factions maven project
the structure is very strange!'
If Paper was a partner, I wouldn't be able to call you retards.
Shat up retard
forgot to drink his milk
