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billytheboomer, sounds like a fucking youtube channel
Hahahhah
aka "elder millennial"
Boom It's Billy
Depending on who you ask, I am either a millenial or not
christ aren't you like 13
how old are you dawg
17
bruh
I know i act 13
get off of my lawn you fucking hooligan
;(
if you're under 20 you're not a mellinnial
anything younger than 20 is generation Z
Yes! I am not included when u guys get shid on by boomers
I think even up to 24 rn is gen z
Yeah dude fuck the boomers
95?-+
Fucking millenials...
24-25 is the dividing line
I'm Xellinnial. Right in between X and Millennial
like 99% of the boomers i know need to fucking die asap
pretty sure thats illegal
its ok, they're all retiring now
i just got shit from a boomer today for delivering her the groceries while she was napping
us echo boomers are starting to take over \o/
excuse me for doing my fucking job cunt
Aw u left service?
echo boomers = millennials
Mister is Gen Z
I discharged from the military like 3 months ago 
Oh que
iv'e worked two different jobs by now
Oh yea i left CV
so am I millennial or gen z 
You're at the age where using wordslike "cunt" is still cool, lol
Idk what generation i am, i'm the generation everybody claims had the same childhood as 90s children.
nah it's just after effects from watching too much iDubbbzTV when i was young and impressionable
You're still young....
which was like 4 years ago
I love the 35 year olds in here
🤔
apparently im not too young to waste 3 years of my life in the army
Oh here comes dark, age 45
I'm 33 and still young
dark did you take your arthritis pills
(thats what YOU think)
i was born in '84, so i'm like right on the edge of the charts
Same
Too many shit definitions, let's just use decades
true
I'm 2000s, billy is 80s etc
i was born march 18, 1997 what am i ffs
90's kid
only thing i remember from the 80s is waking up on saturday mornings to watch He-Man
90s
ew
He-man holy
i hated he-man
kids shows used to be brutal
Dark, born 50s
made me wanna throw the tv out of the windows because i didn't know how to change the channel and i couldn't turn it off because i'd get bored
did you see how much racist shit they had there
it was fucking hilarious
they had no standards back then the shit was normal
"Billy: only thing i remember from the 80s is waking up on saturday mornings to watch He-Man" BRUH
i went from He-Man, to Ninja Turtles, to Power Rangers, to nothing. I pretty much stopped watching TV around 12 years old as my focus turned to girls :3
tom and jerry got a blackface multiple times
MY SHIT WAS HE MAN
Also in the Uk, the Thomas the Tank Engine character 'Fat Controller' can't even be called that anymore 😔
@zealous knot https://youtu.be/4gibcRfp4zA you seen this one?
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nah
i dont remember anything about He-Man. I just remember waking up early to watch it
lol
The 80s was so different, weird...
i remember that i used to wake up so fucking early that tv stations didn't broadcast anything that early yet
Not even that far, but so different
Then the He-Man movie
fix you kinda look like Destin from SmarterEveryDay
no i do not fuckig don't
Lmao same fix whenever I was ill, i'd watch the only 24 hour kids channel, Boomerang with cartoons from the 40s
They were the best tbh
i remember staying up late to watch M.A.S.H. after the evening news with my grandpa, then the station would turn to the colored bars and high pitched sound
Omfg the BBC test card is the scariest thing
This creepy fucking girl playing noughts and crosses with a doll and wearing a gingham dress
https://youtu.be/Ncmg3bxtTB0 tell me this doesn't terrify yoy
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You*
Weirdos
no
B's were terrifying for me as a kid
Wat's tales from the crypt?
so you didnt watch much Sesame Street then, Tea?
I barely do now
you poor child
No one in my house watched it, so when I wanted a gamecube I had to buy one lol
i can understand not watching it as an adult, but as a kid... TV is practically a free babysitter in America
I didn't have a TV till I was ~8ish
Now it's iPads :/
And by TV it was a portable dvd player
I remember those
i vaguely remember those popping into existence then disappearing into the past
Worked great for playing my gamecube anywhere
never owned one
Neither lel
People still buy them
what I did have was a bad ass cassette player/walkman
What's that
lmao
I had an ipod nano that was stolen by somebody at school
it would even change to side B automatically when side A was over
Ipods were not a thing in school
was the greatest thing ever
I think my senior year of HS is when the ipod came out
Oh tea wasn't joking
the thing before CDs, but after 8-tracks
Thanks
Oh I take that back, they came out sophomore year
Side A & B is for the clear thingy?
Yes
Wow dude really?
damn I remember listening to cassettes
The clear thing
those were the times
You've never seen a cassette?
no
I have seen a VHS though
cassettes were pretty old
also I remember that you could record to them as well
yes, thats how mixtapes started, duck
This place is weird lmfao
TIL where mixtapes came from
oh I see
cassette "tape" had "mix" of music recorded from different sources 😉
Always wondered why they were called tapes, when its a on CD
Fndjjskdnnsjsks
I had an Aiwa stereo that you could record FM radio to cassette
Seriously??
i used to call in songs to the radio just so i could record them, sono 😛
also I remember actually storing something in a diskette 🤔
YEah man
That's how I got a lot of Nine inch Nails songs because my mom wouldn't let me buy something called "pretty hate machine"
lol
And Rage
Yea, I don't think I payed much attention to its spot in the encyclopedias that I used to read
I am assuming it was in those..
my dad kinda pushed me into the rock scene. he bought me Whitesnake as my first cassette :3
Also the days when you used infrared to send files to someone
Lol, Whitesnake. Jesus
!yt whitesnake
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My first laptop had IR on it
Thanks billy
For file transfer in windows 98
I've used everything from Windows 3.1 to 10
I think the first version of windows I used was Vista...
My dad had a PC in Bermuda when we lived there that I used to play a flight sim on
First version I used was either W95 or W98
No it was XP for brief time
It took him forever to teach me how to launch the damned game
my first pc was self built from parts i found in dumpsters :3
I remember drawing things on paint as a kid
Obviously my parents bought the parts
My first PC experience was on Ubuntu Warty Warthog
I don;t even know that version
Ubuntu 4.10
think I used Windows 98, then XP
I haven't useed linux since Suse 10 or something
now: Ubuntu 18.04, macOS Mojave, and Windows 10
I don;t know how to linux
i went from 3.1, 95, 98, me, 2000, xp, storm linux 2000, mandrake, redhat, windows vista, debian. and have been on debian since like 2002
I don't use windows at all
lucky
I've used a bunch, but I've been mostly sticking with Debian-based distros now
linux didnt exist when i started my pc experience
98, me, 200 pro, xp pro, vista ultimate, 7 pro, 8, 8.1 and 10- pro
I think I am having a stoke. I can't type for shit today.
I've used every Windows version 98 and later, excluding Me.
ME had one...ONE useful feature, the restore
Okay, I lied. I never used Windows 8 or 8.1.
I never used Vista either
10 > 8
So 98, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, then 10.
Also started at 98
Whitesnake sounds familiar
vista is the only one i actually bought a license to that wasnt bundled with a pc
:3
And I've used Ubuntu since 6.06 LTS (lol)
My school swapped to vista they day they could get it
But did test scores drop because of Vista? 🤔
So I only used XP for maybe a year or two
Didn't use 2000 either
Why would it drop?
My university has began wrapping up their reimages of Windows 7 machines to run Windows 10
98,XP, 7, 10 - every second, nice
The PC's were only used for us to play games & the occasional learning assignment on them
i dont remember which windows version we had when i was in school. i just remember it was old enough it had a sendmsgqueue exploit where we would send popups to any other computer in the whole school
I setup a startup task to send reboots to every computer on the network on a few PCs
We had, 48pcs? Or something like that in my school
Not that many
small school..
Yea, it was a small school, and PCs were only for the computer labs
we had like 300 classrooms, each with at least 1 pc in it. about 10 classroms with 30+ pcs in them (computer labs). and then however many were in the office/library/etc.
Oh, I didn't count the class room PC's
man I love the internet sometimes
It wouldn't be 300 for sure
I found a channel that does commentary on 1h+ long police interrogations
it's really interesting
sounds boring
ikr?
We had maybe 36 class rooms?
yet I'm like 10 hours into it at this point
There was only about 56 thousand total people in my city back then
And about 8k in school according to this census...
Well, k12 system
hilariously enough 100% of these people are incriminating themselves even when there's next to no evidence against them and they are clearly trying to get away with it
Oh I found a channel like that
I knew about never talking to the cops without a lawyer but only after watching this for 10 hours can I really appreciate how good that advice is
It was some channel that popped up a few years ago
Jim Can't Swim ?
I always get confused when I see the bots talking
Bot's aren't talking
it's a pretty recent channel
dw I'm just learning the human legal system so I can get away with murder, I mean, accidents
You should listen to What if? By Randall Munroe
Or How To
oh xkcd man?
ye
those are his books
I might
shame I can't get them locally
I'd like a physical copy of these
man this channel is mad successful considering it has 13 videos and 258k subs, and it only started 7 months ago
ye
and it's all hour long + police interrogations
even broke 1mil views for one of the vids, good stuff
man this dude stole 250k from his parents, gave it to a cam girl, killed his entire family and then spent the first 30 minutes of his interrogation talking about how he watches anime, plays fortnite, failed to become a twitch streamer and is into VR
god damn weebs
also about how he wants to go back to japan, shockingly enough
mfw weeaboos
Thats a "hikikomori"
.g hikikomori
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According to google, that's how its spelled
wrong again
he was a nurse
doesn't mean he doesn't work
the correct answer was incel
better luck next time
apparently, luck is an irc user
Who isn't marked as away
he actually did lose his job because he was convicted of a felony but I sort of missed what it was over
seems like it was a false allegation tho
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doesn't add up
can someone figuere out the 2 sounds
one is a higher pitched fireball shooting
but the 2nd
it sounds like some entity taking damage
the sounds that play from 36 to 40 seconds
ping me if you know
it seems like he was in the process of getting it lifted from his record due to insufficient evidence or something
no one?
@dapper nacelle Sounds like Blaze hit or Iron Golem hit to me.
building trees in survival is a pain in the ass
it is neither
vanilla?
ye
listening to all sounds be like :/
this will take a while :/
oh I fucked up now I gotta do it again
:/
dumcordians
ur the dum one
prove it
u too dum to understand
do you still use that Metro Modern UWP IRC client?
beauty: https://i.imgur.com/mFDsbwk.png
u all 2 dum 2 understand pure beauty
such a chicken and egg feature
mfw irc
who needs strikethrough wen u got colors
tbh that looks nicer than the last UWP irc client I saw
I been ping'd
granted back then it was still either modern or metro or something
mfw discord has no colours but irc does
it's not UWP
what a disgrace tbh
it's ye ol Windows Runtime from Windows 8
oofers
win8 
no longer on store cuz dev is ded or something
hope it was open source
he was gonna do UWP... showed some concepts... and that's what his facebook/twitter is in
was inactive and eventually disappeared from the channel
someday I'll write an IRC client to replace
@worn ember who was the dude from codevision we always loved and hope has a good life and really likes le c#
Got one for him ^
@potent warren

Weird. Using Discord in browser and the timestamp is 2 hours off.
this is so dumb lol
jit would've done that tbh :>
lul
yeah that sorta sucks for anyone who didn't see that
although real god tier programmers would realise that's a multiple of pi
specifically 0.5 I think
the only programmer who would notice that is dead
RIP Terry Davis long live the temple 
mfw

actually found another guy on youtube, from hacker news originally, who's making an operating system
not wildly racist or crazy seemingly
and his OS has networking and shit
ur an operating system
link or he's fake
lmao
Linux-based?
why does my kernel take so damn long to boot damn
heystillbetterthanholyc.tiff
watching one of his videos now, he's optimizing the json parser for his 4chan client app
yeah
because when youre building an os from the ground up, you need /g apparently
Just use windows smh
that moment you forget to do a clone operation on a vector/location and fuck up your whole code
youre just mad leafOS isnt a thing
Not a thing yet*
just you wait
tbh leveraging GCC is probably the smart play
@worn ember ?
smart
Z needs you
writing ur own os
rather than writing your own fucking compiler to sort through like fifteen new layers of bugs
Weird. My bluetooth mouse vibrates, but I haven't been able to figure out why it's doing it yet.
well
@upper flicker what do you need nick for?
uh?
robo is weird like that
I'm not touching IRC
oof
Did you add encryption to the other thing yet?
@upper flicker no. gave up on it
dmesg makes it look like pci is taking a long time
NotifSync when
2much4me
that's why you should use pci-express
RoboMWM ^
robo boy is on 8 isn't he
I wonder why this guy thinks the CloudFlare shit will be finished in the next 24 hours https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/spigotsearchengine.54108/updates
It's been on for like 2 weeks now.
Or, just get something to bridge between XMPP and IRC and use https://uwpx.org/
A secure XMPP client app for all your UWP (Windows 10) devices.
Not bad actually
you know what'd be the 10/10 move for a spigotsearchengine
using google
oof
hey look it's telegram's ui
(:
Or, ya know... just make your own client.
yeah why doesnt he just literally leverage google with the site:spigotmc.org thing
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And apparently a lot more malware on the resource tab lately. Looks like not much has changed lately.
fuck what was it
@upper flicker Currently, I'm not working on any kind of desktop app (at least not directly)
Not even handling networking
I uninstalled leafclient
;-;
hmm maybe not pci, maybe acpi
I'm just procrastinating through making a Skript linter (no judging pls)
.g leafchat irc
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there
yeah that works out here
go use that irc client
it's written in java too
@potent warren since when does yt work with the windows media control?
since chrome added a media api for it
yeah its really nice
told 'ya
its a big buggy but it works
my boot is slow enough cause my motherboard has so much shit in it to initialize anyways
Chrome also has apis for WebUSB and WebBluetooth
just sad that windows boots considerably faster than linux now 😦
never used any of those api's
windows is just god tier demon :>
WebKit has already marked those two proposals as will not support
kinda dont disagree tbh 
you can run linux shit on chromeos now
https://i.imgur.com/o87LGdz.png sad noises
the day is getting closer
wonder if nvme is just slow to init on windows

Aight I got another question. What is it on SpigotMC that allows you to hover over the alerts and it auto drops down? On my Surface Pro, I've always had to click it, but on my Desktop, it just auto drops-down?
good web programming
not logged in to see apparently
So it might be an aspect ratio / device thing?
@upper flicker can I go now that you no longer need the dude from codevision you always loved (X) and hope has a good life and really likes le c#?

(and shoo away that darkeye guy)
oof
an outdated eye too
^^
wow
how old is that photo 😠
update your eye
like 4 or 5 years now
I'm just going back to procrastinating on my Skript linter
it's so old that it might as well be in black and white
cya
n
ok there you go
mfw
mfw

it spins
take a new one so you can have it be larger
still old
Petition to have :sadcat: emote added to the Paper discord server!
just a general reminder that leaf uses light theme
pretty sure it is
leafcat
btw, do linters usually use existing language parsers or use one that was written just for linting?
wouldn't be surprised if they used existing stuff
I had to write my own parser 😠 💢
*wanted to
it depends
writing ur own utils is dum af 
there are some that do leverage existing parsers
no u
and some that dont
@worn ember wantedwat?
either because there are issues with the parsers or they dont exist
skript ide 
and then decided to just do a Skript LSP
If someone could make a skript ide that warns you whenever you use that dumb fucking skript networking extension
that'd be great
because it does all its shit on the main thread
LUL
what up
idk it has a generic name like all the other skript extensions
SkSomethingOrAnother
The sky.
.g sknetworking
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join voice general
idk if its even possible for skript extensions to do stuff async
useless
but that one sure doesnt
It is lul
@worn ember I just decided to use the Language Server protocol to lint Skript...
im already in a call
me doubt skript has threading capabilities
hmmmm
@potent warren kk
last I looked you couldnt do anything with it in skript itself
didnt know if there were more capabilities for the extensions or what
Shitty code inspection but meh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/135877399391764480/616828539970519051/2019-03-19_00-01-29.mp4
tbh thats pretty much always
whenever skript is in a lag report its always that fucking sknetwork whatever extension
clyde ;n;
.g skript network addon
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wtf
ah yes
lmfao
just google in your browser, the .g command uses bing
.g skript big gae
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10/10
Is it Reqn?
this is useless
.g SkQuery
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in what version did the worldserver entity list become a map? @static badge maybe?
1.14
I just wish IJ had something like this 😦 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/135877399391764480/568542443616862259/2019-04-14_21-05-48.mp4
tbh I would've preferred the list
does it perform better because list removals suck?
no there's ways to make that list removal 0
what about swap-remove?
they likely did it because they wanted to fix entity shit
and so decided "let's change this while we're at it"
idk what swap-remove is
is it just swapping it with another element
yeah the last element
tfw there's an AUR package
so no mem copying
We've made it boys https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/papermc/
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there's smarter ways of keeping remove at 0
ah fuck
and keeping order
who did this
holy shit
edh apparently
edh
> flagged out of date
does order matter for entities? obviously not if they went and put a map

there's probably some hardcore minecraft players who can say order matters
why cant i stream minecraft?
thats gotta be rough to try to keep uptodate with the typical versioning
is there anything normies would notice? no
well i guess the paperd aur package isn't so crazy of an idea now, fuck
probably shouldve made it a set of wrappers instead
it really should be a git package
no my desktop is on Windows 10 my surface is on 8 tho
god damn its got scripts and everything
the current map is linked so I guess they got the better of both worlds
cuz muh battery, muh start screen, muh wam, the good ol' days :c
although linked iteration is 
fastutil does linked differently so it's not as shit as standard linked
ah i see, so its not pointer hell
iirc it's an array of long[] with the long being composed of prev, next indices of elements in the backing table
what's a good way to keep ordering while keeping removes fast? maybe leave holes and compact it periodically?
look at the impl of ArrayList#removeAll(Collection) or ArrayList#removeIf(Predicate)
shift while iterating
starving isn't as bad as it seems
oh there is a git package in the aur
Provides: paperclip=1.14.3
.3 
yeah just hasnt been updated or anything since they originally did it
which I mean, really doesnt need to be
just not a good versioning scheme given how we do branches I guess
yeah you big noob
more like dumbeyedragon amirite
more like they z me rolling, z hatin
I would really like to remove the json dep in paperclip
think I'm going to change from using json to use a properties file
that would only leave the bsdiff dep which only has 2 rather uncommon deps which are unlikely to conflict with anything
json = good
spigot
the heck man!
muh nullability
yeah you gotta disable the runtime feature in compiler settings
no i'll just remove the annotation
I promise I didn't just force push to the paperclip maven plugin repo
definitely didn't do that
what's the current state of world generation? is it slow? is it async?
slow and async
sounds good
world gen always is slow so
vanilla
they are just transparent for me
hold barrier in hand
they are particle effects btw
wot
typed here instead of terminal
lel
u no u dum wen u type in a dum web client instead of ur terminal
MineHut
Hmm this seems really dumb. So with Google Calendar, on mobile, you can create events under a non-gmail account, but there's no actual way (from what I can see) to access that from the web.
So there's no way to import events into it.
I dont want nor like minecraft panels
Well it's a good thing that you only have 2 buttons on the MineHut panel 😄
is it start and stop
Good guess!
Well any vps company?
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Looks like a clone of OVH, lol
Idk. Owner is a retired SpigotMC Mod
expensive af
Preferably nothing with "minecraft server" on the title
Those are the worst xd
@fallen oracle who is it
Mike
ah
Wtf expensive af
oh yeah I remember him talking about it
curses Billy to a lifetime of Realms
He doEnT wAnT a paNeL
"Gaming" host is expensive for no reason
I use sparked host and I pay like 2 euros a month for 3GB ram and their budget hardware in germany is really good
Dedicated server from 7,00$ /month. Intel processor - 100 Mbps bandwidth - 500Gb to 2 Tb disks - 2 to 16Gb of RAM
rolls eyes so far into the back of his head that the optical nerve relays pain
@void void We smoked salmon tonight.
Didn't get pics tho
But I also made brownies
how dare you
I don't use a discount indeed
This is like the best fucking salmon I've ever tasted
@void void Thats the third branch of OVH, right?, also thanks, look great
yes it is
Was searching it for a long time
sparkedhost is the cheapest and highest quality host I've ever seen
They have their own panel
oh yes, shared hosts, so amazing
not scam at all
definitely great
very high quality
pretty sure its shit cpus and/or oversold, dylan
No its good
xd
thats why they sell it to you by the ram, not actual specs
Let me get the hardware for you
😉
Billy, what ever happened with the bike accident?
No its not
The hardware stated there is shared
You never get the full resources
i wish people would just understand what the fuck mc shared hosts are
i explained it earlier
Shared just means that all the resources of the machine are shared between you and the host. /s
i even gave a 1,2,3 guide on how to set up your own shared host because its all a damn sham
And the rest of the clients*
@fallen oracle still ongoing :3 this shit takes forever it seems
I am in germany they have decent hardware there
i3-2130 > i7-920?
I said nothing intelligent
you're god damn right
I'm glad we all agree.
Oh lord
its all zeons, dylan.. thats all shit tier :/
But a fact doesn't have to be intelligent
I wonder if I can get Longboard insurance. Probably not.
I never have lag on my server
I have 50 plugins and it reloads in 8 seconds
I mean im on a web host playing ms and i have no lag staying in the spawn chinks
Reload....
hey gaiz wanna run a shared host? follow simple's 1 2 3 guide!
- rent dedi
- install pterodactyl for free
- sell containers by ram for an arbitrary price per gigabyte
profit!
shared hosts are so amazing!
gud hardware.
v good service
they care!
ok?
Pterodactyl is nice tho
watches as point flies over dylans head
I havent laugh as this in a long time
sure you did
Its not a interpretation, is how it work xd
Smh thats not what I meant
im cringing so hard
"If you enterpret that I am not getting the point from my comment then so be it"
Thats what I meant
But typing on my phone is painful
okay excuse boy
Does not have dictionary?
this is just what dylan does, when he's wrong he makes an excuse
I have autocorrect disabled
arbritary just like shared hosts
It got me in some weird situations before

Just buy your own server hardware smh
and now he changes his view
Just become a self-host shared hosting.
it's the Dylan Path
.kill Glare
snacks on Glare's dismembered body.
Kink shaming is my kink.
I'll kink shame you
If I found a cheap dedi I'd buy but the ones I saw ended up quite expensive
That's why you use your own software
No cost!
Your parents pay for the electricity
Or in my case, the school.
do they really though
simple the k7 or the k8?
looks at tuition
Ikr
i dont see a ks-8
or just move into an all bills paid apartment, like me \o/
Yeah probs cause I lost my scholarship
ks-7 is decent, not amazing, but it will work
Ram prices are really the issue tho
Oh its on france, lolz
i wouldnt do ks-9, if you wanted higher i'd go for ks-10
With own hardware
They expected me to keep a 3.75 GPA in Engineering.
Why ks-10?
What is a ks?
Need to see the GHz?
oo you got one of those all edge things
Yup
i hate the edges :3
They are warm and gooey
Well it's a good thing I have another batch without edges
\o/
Feel free to just call me an..... edgelord.
same
I made the edge one to share with my floor.
excuse me
Yes?
with whom now
oh ok, i thought you mean you're throwing them on the floor
No lmao
i was gonna come find and slowly disembowl you
Dedicated server from €8.00 excl. VAT/month. Intel processor - 100 Mbps bandwidth - 500 GB to 1 TB hard disk - 2 to 16 GB RAM
I might have to make some extras to keep but these are calorie loaded
Triple chocolate
?
dylan is literally internet fucking explorer
Would ruin my exercise and stuff
just perpetually behind
Wtf are these clockspeeds of the ram
ur a cockspeed
So low
Kimsufi is two generations of hardware ago.
They are budget.
You get what you pay for.
Asks for low budget dedi
Complains about specs
Please stop being a fucking dumbass I swear to god.
You make this entire discord collectively stupider
Sparkedhost would be cheaper compared to that then
Price to performance
Fuck
Please, you give dangerous fucking advice.
Stop talking like you know what you're talking about,
You don't.
Don't even say nothing to me boiiii you look like a muh fuckin oiiiii
👀
Kimsufi specs suck but you share nothing, which is the point. Shared hosting means you share CPU speed, memory speed, disk speed, network speed, everything.
He drops the average IQ of the discord
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It's hard to keep a decent IQ with some people in here
Like me when I'm in shitpost vibe
Yes seriously. The outlier is so fucking low that the intelligence of this discord just drops with every retarded message
Okay so @void void I'm about to unleash my devious plan
What is it
So my room looks out over a massive walk area for people to go to class and what not
oh no
Starting Tuesday, we're looping Baby Shark 10 hours
I guess sharing ram and disk speed is kinda a big deal
out the window
And we're going to have shark dancing in the window
And we wrote out "Baby Shark" in the windows
Yeah, 32GB of shared hosting RAM is cheap as fuck, but it's also slow as fuck
Same with disk IO
And obviously same with CPU
only someone who is uber retarded would come to the conclusion that newer hardware being shared between many people is better than full access to older, slower hardware
honestly
simple that would depend lol
in this case it really doesn't, as we're talking the kimsufi models that are scoring at least somewhat decently on passmark
If they run the servers on VMs they can dedicate cpu cores to those VMs so cpu shouldn't be that bad if cores are split propely
Ah shit I was tlaking about in general lol
So how about that storm coming in
yea in general it's different
Doesn't matter how they do it, they are just trying to squeeze the most money they can out of their shared hardware.
This is reality, shared hosting is in it to make money.
You have more peace of mind with dedicated hardware.
Yup, like I said earlier, 3 steps. It's a money making sham.
Imagine making a shared host for shared hosts
That's what you call a dedi setup service
Fuckin ovh
"errr can u set up my dedi and install pterodactyl? and my website?"
I wish I had decent wifi here else I'd use my own hardware
Nobody does things to be nice, shared hosting are the bottom of the barrel of hosting because they try to capitalize on every bit of their hardware that they rent out. If your machine is idle, its CPU cycles and all other resources will be deprioritized for other customers etc.
At least with dedicated hardware you know exactly what you're getting.
With shared hosting, you really don't know anything about what you're getting, other than the "amount" of RAM, or disk space
So if you buy dedicated hardware you get the whole machine
(and before that dumbass from earlier comes back we're talking about fucking mc shared hosts not vms in general so go back to your fucking cave)
Is there a way to look at the server.pro plugin list without having a server?
who knows
Its free so just create one
Plugin list, lmao
The wait is like 6 hours and I have to be there for the AFK timer
No ftp xd
Interesting... they have one of my plugins on their service without my permissions
yeah server.pro is literally the worst, they go so far as to "vet the plugins you can use so that they are guaranteed quality!"
in other words
nothing too expensive on the hardware
nothing too big on the disk
etc etc etc
Things with pro on the name are always bad
You can upload them and reload the server so bypass it



