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celest coyote
void void
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my ass

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Read my message I just sent simple

limber knotBOT
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on a list of "things I do not want to think about": vibrators and age

void void
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"The photo was taken on my old Samsung Galaxy Express 3 phone, I moved my photos onto my new phone the S6 active from which I sent the picture"

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Nah

celest coyote
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Devon just come clean

void void
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You're a lying turd

worn ember
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🐒 turd

void void
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I have two turds

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couldn't cal lthem kids

celest coyote
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Congrats did you name them

void void
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Yeah

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Charlie and David

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Turd one turd two

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Devon got a first class ticket to the amusement park ride

celest coyote
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How old?

void void
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don't make fun of my kids

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I lost count after 1 yr

celest coyote
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Whats kids

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They dont exist

void void
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^

unreal quarry
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^

limber knotBOT
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^

woven otter
void void
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PepeStab I swear though

woven otter
void void
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Still writing them lies

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America on the weekends

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πŸ˜…

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Just because I don't have access to thhe physical birth certificates because I am on vacation doesn't mean they don't exist, I sent a picture of David

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Switzerland on Wednesday -> Friday

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Germany on Monday -> Tuesday

spare sorrel
woven otter
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look at the picture I sent tbh

celest coyote
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Thats just a random pic of a kid

void void
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uh huh sure

gloomy sphinx
celest coyote
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Burden of proof is on you m8

woven otter
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that picture is nail in the coffin tbh

void void
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the nail in the coffin was a while ago

woven otter
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fair enough

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quit your bs devon

void void
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i.e when he first said this bull shit

unreal quarry
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Can we ban people for disrupting general flow of chat? ^_^

celest coyote
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Dont need a coffin for something that never existed

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Yes please

woven otter
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can we ban people for being lying turds

void void
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If so that should've been done a while ago Billy with the random as fuck screenshots while people are talking

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And then arguing why it's ok

static badge
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can we ban billy

woven otter
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leaf

acoustic pilot
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y'know kicks are a thing too, dont always gotta jump straight to a ban lol

void void
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byte

tropic flame
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Can we just not do anything and enjoy life?

void void
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Lies Byte

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straight to the ban solves problems

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Kicks are a lie

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a lot quicker

gloomy sphinx
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do kick

void void
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Ban only

celest coyote
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Byte dont be soft

unreal quarry
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Bans feel much more fulfilling, tho

static badge
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can we get a votekick for byte

void void
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it makes problems solved permanently

static badge
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all say I

void void
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I

gloomy sphinx
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1

celest coyote
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I

woven otter
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l

worn ember
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!

static badge
pulsar wigeon
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can we ban everyone and just shut down the discord

void void
gloomy sphinx
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|

static badge
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oh yes

void void
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emote time

woven otter
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can we ban wiz

pulsar wigeon
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NO

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WHY DID YOU DO IT

unreal quarry
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I heard ban wiz. Any seconds?

pulsar wigeon
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yall mods never learn

worn ember
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wiz is just an angry old man

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nothing will be lost

void void
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I will kind of miss wiz

unreal quarry
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Isn't wiz like 18?

gloomy sphinx
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wiz is actually 72

pulsar wigeon
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thought i said i was 80

woven otter
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bye wizzy

pulsar wigeon
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but let's go with 72 sure

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i'm a good liar Kappa

limber knotBOT
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Billy, you can ban for whatever :P

celest coyote
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Hes upto 90 now

limber knotBOT
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I mean, kicking is also good

void void
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10 years anytime a liar shows up

pulsar wigeon
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every time someone pings me i age a year

void void
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Oh god

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He's over 9000

worn ember
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keep pinging him so he dies

void void
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Gezus Christ, you look 30 in your profile picture

limber knotBOT
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inb4 Billy bans himself

acoustic pilot
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lol

celest coyote
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Do you literally have any other profile pics

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Goddamn

void void
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I say Pedo Ring or ...

woven otter
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pings wiz

celest coyote
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Now i cant evem believe thats you

void void
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"human trafficking ring"

woven otter
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kick pls no other pics

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that would encourage identity theft

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.leaf

void void
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After we all move on, devon comes back to fuel the fire

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disable posting pictures

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and embeds

worn ember
celest coyote
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Can we ban people for posting facebook images

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Facebook is evil

woven otter
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Can we ban people for being lying turds

worn ember
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i mean, i thought i was quite retarded

void void
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πŸ› + βœ‚ = πŸ‘» 🏳

worn ember
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but that dudes of the scale

void void
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yes

woven otter
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wiz

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u still here

void void
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anyway how is everyone's day going?

woven otter
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okay I need food

void void
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blobzzz He has no more lies

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shall we move on though?

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no lies here

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βœ‚ snip snip

limber knotBOT
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SO HOW'S THE WEATHER TODAY

void void
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great

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a bit of rain and a high chance of a tree through my window

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Cloudy with a chance of ass

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but great none the less

limber knotBOT
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cloudy with a chance of meaty balls?

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that was terrible

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I made an effort

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I don't blame void

woven otter
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oh no

void void
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so what's the takeaway from this?

woven otter
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that u are a lying turd

void void
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you don't exist if you don't show everyone in the world your birth certificate

woven otter
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that's not the only way of proving it tbh

void void
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LOL.

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I'm not even discussing this troll shit anymore, devon go back to working on your weird monolithic shit mountain thing

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a picture of him on our vacation and proof of the vacation through a facebook post is not enough?

woven otter
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what do you think

static badge
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wtf is going on here even

void void
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you think I exist and all you see is a name and a picture, same concept, a picture him and his name

woven otter
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leaf retarded shit

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what do you think

void void
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I don't think you exist tbh, I think your entire existence in a lie you've crafted to try to fit in /shrug

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SWIFTRAGE Liaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

worn ember
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@static badge haha no roles

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one of us

void void
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I guess when I get back home I can snap a picture of his kindergarten registration form and the approval

static badge
woven otter
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yet leaf is more free now

void void
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That still won't prove it's your kid, you dumbass.

woven otter
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since he can react now

void void
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Could still be a brother.

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And likely is.

worn ember
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wheres your "wife"

void void
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^

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how would I have access to his kindergarten registration crap then if he was my brother

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Your fucking parents?

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they would have that, not I

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You more than likely live with them with access to their documents.

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It isn't fucking hard.

static badge
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what absolute cancer is going on here

void void
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He's 44 us around, im done.

worn ember
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same i need sleep

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gnite nubs

woven otter
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shut up nub

worn ember
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no u gay

woven otter
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u

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go away

worn ember
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ok

void void
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pulsar wigeon
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LUL

static badge
woven otter
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lel

mortal zinc
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proof doesn't exist

woven otter
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u doesn't exist

mortal zinc
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because when one person says yes, someone else says no

pulsar wigeon
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devon is literally a photoshop

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not even a real person

woven otter
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lying turd

pulsar wigeon
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we've been speaking to a piece of bait this whole time

woven otter
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he's a social construct

pulsar wigeon
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i knew it since i saw that retarded code

void void
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I don't know what to believe. If that retarded code is real, I'm very afraid for whoever plays on and trusts that server lol

woven otter
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imagine baiting everyone on some shit server

static badge
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not hard to do

void void
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Well people have been playing on it for years

pulsar wigeon
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that's a lot of fake people

void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) SKORRLOREGAMING - PROMO - length 3m 51s - 5 likes, 1 dislike (83.3%) - 93 views - iBlazingGFX on 2016.01.23

void void
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This promo was taken 3 years ago

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There was an older one from 5 years ago but the guy's parents deleted his channel after he commited suicide.

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That was an interesting story

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No one cares

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k

woven otter
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ur a bait

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no more lies

void void
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luckily there weren't any in the first place

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I guess i'm safe

woven otter
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stop

void void
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πŸ‘»

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I'm done now

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wow

pulsar wigeon
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man doxxing people in this day and age is easy

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surprising

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lolnotreallysurprising

woven otter
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wiz

pulsar wigeon
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yea duck

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i doxxed you

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coming to your place now to get dinner

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:^)

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πŸ—‘ πŸ¦†

woven otter
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no I will come to your place to get dinner

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wiz a good dinner

pulsar wigeon
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ok

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i'm making homemade pasta

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want some

woven otter
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ye

pulsar wigeon
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that's actually true and i gotta go work on that now so bbl have fun here nerds

woven otter
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go on make that pasta nerd

grand slate
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@void void why the shitey domain tho?

woven otter
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ur late lol

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you missed a lot

grand slate
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??

woven otter
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noone actually believes him though

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he hasn't actually given us any reliable proof

void void
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This homework I'm doing is literal cancer

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I'm making shit up

unreal quarry
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dont be a devon, @void void

grand slate
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bro ik his face is litearlly photoshopped, but like he looks 35

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from now on, the phrase "don't be a devon" has meaning here

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btw am i cool? i'm using debian now /s

void void
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ur only cool if you use arch

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I'm surprised the kind of reaction I got for saying I had 2 kids at 16, lol

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Go away

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Cringe

woven otter
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reeeeeeeeee

void void
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I would never have kids, too expensive πŸ˜†

grand slate
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not enough time to make plugins AMIRITE

void void
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yes that was her vibrator in that picture but we use protection
if we ever have kids it would be adoption

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shut the fuck up

woven otter
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shut up you lying turd

void void
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I am already done

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the conversation died so I stopped continuing it

grand slate
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DUCK

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don't you dare talk to devon like that

unreal quarry
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shit, i clicked kick instead of ban. :/

void void
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:/

woven otter
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Billy why the misclicks

void void
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Seriously we dont need to know that shit anyway, especially if you're underage i s2g

grand slate
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y'all don't kick devon

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a national treasure

void void
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I thought the conversation was over once kickash pointed out I was 17 not 16

woven otter
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go talk to your imaginary kids

void void
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I purposely said 16 at the start so someone could use that to make the whole conversation invalid

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Oh yes I'm sure

woven otter
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oh no not this bullshit again

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I swear to god this is the most retarded shit i've heard

grand slate
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HEY

unreal quarry
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didnt misclick that time

grand slate
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:OOOOOOO

void void
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f i n a l l y

woven otter
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o

unreal quarry
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i'm on a roll this weekend. thats 2 \o/

void void
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Maybe we can have some peace now.

woven otter
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Arisa one of them?

void void
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Please?

static badge
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onto the weebs pls

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nuke em all

grand slate
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i am a child of the lord

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see

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don't kick me

void void
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What does auto-save-interval: -1 mean bois

unreal quarry
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means use whatever is in bukkit.yml, iirc

static badge
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means your server explodes

void void
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oh ok

lost spruce
grand slate
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welcome

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inb4 devon

woven otter
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^

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was about to say that

verbal sundial
stray nebula
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I decided to click a couple of the new public pastes on pastebin for the first time. The first one was a female (catfish) with a shady link, and the second one I clicked on ended up being leaks of people's emails and passwords tied to their cable plans. Not surprising lmao

grand slate
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pastebin is a lovely dump

woven otter
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u are too

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just not lovely

grand slate
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ok guess i'll jsut go die

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ahem @woven otter guess i'll go DIE

woven otter
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wot

verbal sundial
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heh

woven otter
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hey devon

verbal sundial
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my name is Marry, who is Devon

woven otter
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you are

verbal sundial
void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) The Discord call sound played at 0.25x sounds a lot like Minecraft... : discordapp - 163 comments, 5,487 points - TorchAtlas, 3d ago

radiant heron
grand slate
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@verbal sundial hello devon

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@unreal quarry look, it's devon

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well, might not be, but probs

verbal sundial
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i'm marry

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and why ping mod

woven otter
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well if there was a bot that could check the creation date lel

verbal sundial
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so marry is devon but will is not also devon, what is the definition of devon here?

woven otter
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that's what devon would say tbh

grand slate
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because your account was just created

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@woven otter click his profile pic, and it pops up "Hey I'm new to discord!"

woven otter
verbal sundial
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i'm very new πŸ˜„

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woven otter
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wow your roles appeared

limber knotBOT
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mmm

void void
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.>

limber knotBOT
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[17:08:38] <+DiscordBot> <D​ev​on​ C​as​pe​r> I purposely said 16 at the start so someone could use that to make the whole conversation invalid

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wtf is this stupidity

void void
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pure retardation is what it is

woven otter
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yes

cosmic raft
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why is leaf's name not his role colour now

void void
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he got kickeronied

static badge
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no-fun-stuff

woven otter
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It's shit argument

static badge
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wtf is this

upper flicker
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he got kicked earlier or left or something

static badge
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kicked

unreal quarry
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he boosted

upper flicker
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well whatd you do this time

static badge
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idk I forgot

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can't expect me to remember this shit

woven otter
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he was leaf

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that's why he was kicked

static badge
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oh yeah

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I started a votekick for byte

upper flicker
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ah yes

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I can see how that'd work out well for you

static badge
cosmic raft
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speaking of

woven otter
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well someone was actually banned this time though

cosmic raft
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@unreal quarry your avatar threw me off

limber knotBOT
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devon why do you say the cringeist shit all the time holy fuck

woven otter
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night he was banned

static badge
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devon is gonearino'd

limber knotBOT
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oh

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nice

static badge
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ripperoni

woven otter
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well he's probably @verbal sundial now

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can't rule it out

static badge
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it'd be pretty dumb

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bypassing a ban just makes ur original one stay for longer

woven otter
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it'd be pretty dumb
yeah knowing him what do you think he would do

verbal sundial
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why does the server icon have a red thing next to it whenever you send an orange message

cosmic raft
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what

woven otter
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that is some hardcore pretending

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you already know it's a ping since you called it that earlier

woven otter
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I mean the signs are there

verbal sundial
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well yes the blue thing is a ping, I am talking about the orange messages

static badge
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unbelievable

verbal sundial
static badge
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we're not complete retards something's up here

pulsar wigeon
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wait was devon not supposed to be 16?

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because he is 16

verbal sundial
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these orange messages

cosmic raft
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that is called a ping

static badge
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already called that a ping before kash :>

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don't be baited

verbal sundial
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oh so when someone does a ping on your name it turns orange but not for other people?

cosmic raft
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sigh

static badge
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you're expecting me to believe you know THAT'S a ping but the second it's YOUR username and ORANGE it's not?

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are you serious

verbal sundial
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im sorry im new 😒

static badge
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that's enough bait for me today

verbal sundial
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you ate worms?

cosmic raft
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bye

static badge
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yes

woven otter
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another one pepega

void void
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I mean it's pretty clear that it was him because he immediately responded to your accusation

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If he would have just not, then it would have been a question

woven otter
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yeah it's just too obvious

pale axle
woven otter
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oh god

unreal quarry
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that looks like fun

static badge
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this is how you get your ass permabanned btw

void void
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Oh boy

woven otter
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looks like another ban

upper flicker
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I mean

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leaf is bad

static badge
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z

upper flicker
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not an untrue statement

static badge
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you're literally a retarded eyeball

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that can't even see

upper flicker
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thats pretty hurtful

static badge
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it's not an untrue statement

void void
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wtf

unreal quarry
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lmao

void void
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πŸ˜‚

static badge
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just u wait

upper flicker
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if I didnt kick him youd be complaining about that

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but I do and you find a way to complain anyway

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stay in your tree

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smh

static badge
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REEEE

void void
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only a kick

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ur never free from complaints

upper flicker
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ye we only kick you

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thats a pretty big complaint we get

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simple is always asking why theyre only kicks

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upper flicker
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and I gotta make up some dumb excuse

static badge
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you know

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you don't need to make up excuses if you're retarded

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"sorry am retarded"

upper flicker
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and that works for you?

woven otter
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lose the quotes leaf

static badge
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no I'm suggesting it for u

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I wouldn't know tbh

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it just seems rather fitting

void void
upper flicker
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u can doubt all u want

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nothing changes reality :>

upper flicker
woven otter
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wow

light crane
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any one know why this wont work "import org.bukkit" intellij idea

woven otter
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πŸ€”

void void
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why the frik do i have to buy mc again for a different device on same play store account

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(bluestacks)

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org.bukkit.Bukkit; @light crane if you are trying to import the bukkit class. you cant exactly import the entire bukkit api in one statement, but you can import all in one package by using *.

static badge
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wonder who this is kappa

woven otter
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^

light crane
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is it a jar that i need

limber knotBOT
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could probably import org.bukkit.* but dear lord whyt

void void
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the * doesn't import subpackages

static badge
woven otter
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Jesus Christ

limber knotBOT
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shows how much I know. Never tried

woven otter
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Rayz

void void
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minister are you just creating a normal intellij java project or using maven?

woven otter
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wow no gradle

light crane
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normal intellij java project i cloned

void void
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you will have to look up how to add the spigot api to classpath then, or ask someone else here.

grand slate
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got a question about efficiency over usability:
When a player joins, all their data is loaded from the database, so it's 'cached'. If it's updated, then it's updated locally and in the database. The downfall of this is: if multiple servers try & access the data, or if you try and get the data of a player not online, it won't yet be loaded - it will attempt to load it but perhaps not in time. Should I just make all calls go to the database? or store locally like I have been doing

void void
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how do you plan on getting the latest data from another server if it is stored locally on that other server (not saved everything it is updated)

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as for the load not in time issue, just spawn a new thread for any data reads you do and read it sync in that new thread so that no matter how long it takes it loads "in time" and doesn't cause an issue

grand slate
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mhm i get that, at the moment there aren't any other servesr using the database, hence why it works to just cache the values

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If i were to make it so that all calls to a player's profile return some instance of a Future, since it may or may not go to the database, there's no point caching it as it will end up returning a Future anyway

unreal quarry
grand slate
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just me fussing over the fact I may have to lose microoptimisations

woven otter
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are you teasing a crab

grand slate
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that is a smart boi

void void
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a future would definitely do the trick

verbal sundial
grand slate
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ofc it would, i just don't like it :d

woven otter
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Marry

verbal sundial
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why was i kicked

woven otter
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not again

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for being Devon

verbal sundial
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smh

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can someone pls explain who devon is

woven otter
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yes you are

unreal quarry
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@verbal sundial can you please explain why you've joined a technical support discord?

grand slate
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and why you're new to discord...

woven otter
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and why there are so many inconsistencies in what you say

verbal sundial
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i joined the discord because i wanted to make frens, my friend send me the invite link

woven otter
verbal sundial
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it said to make an account before I could send messages so i did

light crane
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does anyone under stand this "Error:(101, 77) java: cannot find symbol
symbol: method getName()
location: interface org.bukkit.inventory.Inventory"

upper flicker
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sounds like an older plugin running on 1.14

void void
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in 1.13+ getName() does not exist anymore

unreal quarry
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inventories dont have names. views do

upper flicker
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need to refactor that to use an inventoryview

light crane
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any way to fix

void void
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easiest fix is to use 1.12 tbh

limber knotBOT
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no

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bad fix

light crane
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lol need for 1.14

limber knotBOT
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even though that should've been deprecated IMO

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before being deleted

grand slate
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@void void i reckon, whilst i'm on one server, if the player's data is cached return thatt in a Completed future, otherwise fetch it.

void void
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that would work great

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and cut down on response time

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if the player is online

verbal sundial
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you are all speaking in another language..

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does anyone here wanna play on a server with me?

light crane
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anything would help

grand slate
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mhm @void void that's me, micro-optimization...

woven otter
limber knotBOT
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woo new tool album

verbal sundial
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I responded to billy's message before

limber knotBOT
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you're a tool Amaranth

woven otter
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wow rude

upper flicker
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just magma

limber knotBOT
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He's not wrong

woven otter
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well you said it

limber knotBOT
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The last time a Tool album came out I was still in school, this is crazy

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(it's not actually out yet, the CD version leaked)

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Digital version has like 7 minutes more stuff, it was too big for a CD and they didn't want to do a 2 CD release

verbal sundial
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leaked

limber knotBOT
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it's 7 minutes of anime moaning sounds

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sorry to spoil the surprise

woven otter
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lol

limber knotBOT
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Leaked as in a guy in an amazon warehouse walked out the door with it and put it on the internet :P

verbal sundial
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fan stories?

limber knotBOT
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I once turned a fan on

verbal sundial
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oh boy

limber knotBOT
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that fan's name? Amaranth

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lol I'd never work in an amazon warehouse

static badge
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.g tool album

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.nme.com/news/music/tool-teases-new-logo-album-ahead-august-release-2531543 -- Tool's first album in 13 years will come out next month: "Jul 22, 2019 ... Tool have released a new teaser trailer ahead of the release of their fifth studio album, confirming the record is due out next..."

NME

Tool have released a new teaser trailer ahead of the release of their fifth studio album, which is due out on 30 August.

verbal sundial
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🏩

cosmic raft
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.amaranth

limber knotBOT
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(Korobi) NIGHTWISH - Amaranth (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) - length 3m 54s - 332,523 likes, 17,329 dislikes (95.0%) - 104,849,157 views - Nuclear Blast Records on 2007.08.08

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Stabbity stab

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:)))

static badge
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"who's listening in [current year]

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"

limber knotBOT
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(Amaranth) Van Canto - Wishmaster (Official) - length 4m 31s - 36,503 likes, 1,688 dislikes (95.6%) - 6,442,734 views - vancanto on 2008.10.27

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Riddly Diddly

verbal sundial
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27.10.2008 fixed

limber knotBOT
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ISO or death

static badge
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riddly diddly monkaPixel

cosmic raft
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lol found an IntelliJ bug

static badge
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wat's that

limber knotBOT
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I've got one of those in my projects now too

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:D

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Noticed it when I made a new one, before I setup a .gitignore

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kashike: Does your IntelliJ also refuse to open projects?

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no

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Mine will open them via Open Recent and will reopen ones that were already open last session but File->Open just does nothing

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I have to tell it to make a new project in the same directory then it offers to import the existing files and opens it that way

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Ow. :(

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Well, same question then. :P How's the compatibility between the two?

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all plugins are compatible unless it's gravely stoopid

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Just like bukkit plugins on spigot, same deal

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fork of a fork

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I'd have to look into it then. Was hoping whatever issue this was would be a quick fix as I had planned stuff to do. Though that seemingly might be put on hold regardless due to this. Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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using paper is a quick fix

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or a quick action to take, at least

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instead of spigot.jar you just download and replace with paperclip.jar

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Would it take from the spigot.yml? Running all of this under a Bungee.

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just like spigot takes from bukkit.yml, yes, paper takes from spigot.yml and creates a paper.yml

rustic valve
merry talon
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logged a ticket about a password reset not working and they want to schedule a phone call

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...im good

limber knotBOT
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probably a memory leak Odd

void void
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hi

verbal sundial
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hi

void void
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how do plugins for paper work? Do I just use spigot plugins?

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Spigot plugins work fine.

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There are some paper only plugins, but they aren't all you can use.

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ah, ok

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thanks

cosmic raft
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where is a good place to buy a high visibility vest from

void void
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I run a small server for a university society, of all things

static badge
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you could glue a flashlight on your clothes

cosmic raft
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you're funny leaf

void void
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I only really need an anti-cheat plugin, tbh

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any recomendations?

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No-cheat is defunct now, if I recall

pulsar wigeon
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kashike, amazon?

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πŸ™ƒ

outer torrent
nocturne nest
merry talon
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nocheat plus

pulsar wigeon
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is it just me or did that guy join twice

merry talon
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kash why do you need a high vis vest..

pulsar wigeon
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oh there's two of him

static badge
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til bernie sanders has a twitch channel

limber knotBOT
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we must seize the means of broadcasting

cosmic raft
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@merry talon for walking in the early morning, no street lighting in lots of areas by the highway

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well, scootering

limber knotBOT
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set yourself on fire

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you'll have enough light for the rest of your life

merry talon
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get the swacket

limber knotBOT
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lol ltt

cosmic raft
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lol

limber knotBOT
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buy a grenade launcher and a shitload of flashbangs

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fire one at every step

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oh shit I have that drill

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it's an amazing dewalt drill

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fairly inexpensive but batter-powered and has impact drilling

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one of my fav tools

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should probably not fire flash bangs relatively close to yourself

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I mean unless you like to be blinded for 5 minutes or so and unable to hear XD

verbal sundial
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hey

cloud cypress
limber knotBOT
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there's an active fork of NCP

cosmic raft
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that's a new word

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retroreflectivity

tidal swift
limber knotBOT
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Retrofittedly

hot gorge
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Reretrounreflectiviness

void void
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Retroperitoneal

rustic valve
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Just saw your message from earlier, @magic river.
It wasn't really a memory leak, although it was. The SWAP was on 99% load after having cruised at a steady 30% for ages.
Restarted the rig, since I had last done that 11 months and 26 days ago and then increase the SWAP amount.

void void
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11 months and 26 days ago

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come again

rustic valve
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Ubuntu ❀

void void
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well I mean I probably did that once before but instead of 11 months

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it was probably like 2-3 years

rustic valve
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Last restart was to upgrade from 14LTS to 16LTS.
This one was caused by OVH apparently deciding 540Mb SWAP is enough on a 16Gb rig? πŸ™„

void void
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πŸ‘€

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I wish other OS's that I liked could use steam easier and also have support from the devs of various other non steam games support those os's

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I'd move to them to a heartbeat over W10 then but one can only dream

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I know I could dual boot but cba

rustic valve
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There was some cheaty way I used to get Steam to work on the rig. Works in order to host servers whenever we want something quick, but I'm not 100% on the playability.

dusk drift
celest coyote
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0did devon get banned?

void void
quasi valley
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oh :(

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no more sexy code to look at 😦

worn ember
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Oof

woven otter
#

he's @verbal sundial now

loud saddle
worn ember
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@celest coyote contribution when lol

celest coyote
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im still on vacation

flat moat
worn ember
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by the time you get back i will probably have finished it already lol

limber knotBOT
#

tremble for I have a prophecy for you all

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within a decade phone advertisements will be as abstract as perfume ads

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every passing year they become more abstract because evidently they've run out of shit to advertise as actual improvements

worn ember
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they reached their peak πŸ™‚

limber knotBOT
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I really don't think so

worn ember
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its all downhill from here

limber knotBOT
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but I feel like we've gone as far as we could with the current acceptable format

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I've been saying it ever since they began and I will keep saying it until they come back but physical keyboards on smartphones are better than virtual keyboards

worn ember
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eh, i dont think so tbh

limber knotBOT
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give me a sliding smartphone with a mechanical keyboard under the slide and I'll jump on that shit

worn ember
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just give me something without adware on it and i'll be happy tbh

limber knotBOT
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I nearly bought the blackberry smartphone over that one feature, unfortunately it was hilariously expensive and got shat on by reviewers

quasi valley
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I just need something with a good battery that also does not run on android

worn ember
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ubuntu phone

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kappa

limber knotBOT
#

honestly I'm so tired of smartphone keyboards that I'm seriously considering carrying a bluetooth keyboard on be at all times to fix that

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s/on be/on me

quasi valley
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imagine an apple iphones lasting for more than 10 seconds with 50% brightness

limber knotBOT
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Correction, <^-^> honestly I'm so tired of smartphone keyboards that I'm seriously considering carrying a bluetooth keyboard on me at all times to fix that

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I've not run out of battery life in years

worn ember
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keyboard rolls lol

limber knotBOT
#

so I don't much care about it

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I mean if not mechanical keyboards then just an improvement in some other direction

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but typing on a phone is so annoying I tend to tell people to wait till I get to my keyboard if I want to have a conversation for longer than 30 seconds

quasi valley
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not even sure what revolutionary thing they could to

worn ember
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i think they dont know either

limber knotBOT
#

projection keyboards? I'd still take that over what we currently have

worn ember
#

for real hackerman vibes

quasi valley
#

well I have one revolutionary thing:

limber knotBOT
#

aren't the keys of those keyboards super mushy

quasi valley
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not to cost 1000

limber knotBOT
#

the price doesn't phase me if there's quality to back it up

worn ember
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well it gotta be foldable so obviously

limber knotBOT
#

and I feel like the quality isn't there right now tbh

worn ember
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quality lul

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one plus is probably the only phone manufacturer i still respect tbh

limber knotBOT
#

actually one thing that could be better is the weight

celest coyote
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Well its your choice if you want to work on it and get it done fast

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But im sure youll hit some snags on the way

worn ember
#

i only really need to implement the wb commands

celest coyote
#

Yeah thats the hard part tho

worn ember
#

shouldnt be to bad

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i can just invoke commands into the process

glass vapor
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what's the best antispam plugin for 1.14?

limber knotBOT
#

not having a server

celest coyote
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Invoking the command is not the issue

#

You have to partition the area properly

worn ember
#

yeah

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its basic math tho

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even i can pull that one off i think

celest coyote
#

And make the partitioning scale without bugs and speed degregration

limber knotBOT
#

out of 17 words I got 4 typos

celest coyote
#

Idk if you want to work with different amount of instances or stick with powers of 2 and let the OS scheduler handle it

limber knotBOT
#

maybe I'm just retarded with phone keyboards but this is insanely frustrating

celest coyote
#

Nah phone keyboards just inhertantly suck

worn ember
#

hmm

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power of 2 probably

limber knotBOT
#

sliding to type has a much higher accuracy but god forbid you try to type something that isn't the right language or isn't a normal sentence

celest coyote
#

You also have to think about memory allocation

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And jvm flags

worn ember
#

those are optimization details tho

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not gonna worry about those rn

celest coyote
#

Yeah but im saying theres lots of work to be done

#

Those optimiaztions make or break this program optimistic

worn ember
#

true

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i'll be glad when i get them all properly running first

high lily
worn ember
#

Moo

carmine hinge
#

What happens if you leave async-chunks.load-threads as -1 in the config?

hot gorge
#

That's the default

celest coyote
#

don't touch that if you don't know what you are doing

hot gorge
#

Like my ex-wife

carmine hinge
#

What does it do?

woven otter
tulip bolt
grand slate
#

Morning kids

#

Oh fuck it's so hot here

#

12:55 and 30 =)

quasi valley
#

let's play "who can top that"

#

32Β°C

#

but I'm also sitting on the ground floor and let somewhat fresh air in early in the morning, so I'm good, actually πŸ‘€

woven otter
#

20C here

golden gust
#

69F

quasi valley
grand slate
#

Yesterday evening i had the front & back door open, you know pressure differenc, make a breeze, and it's still too hot rn

golden gust
quasi valley
#

the only reason I acknowledge Fahrenheit's existence: you can have 69F

grand slate
#

Wait 69 F cat?

#

Why is it so cold in Liverpool compared to London

golden gust
#

Basically, it's cloudy af

grand slate
#

Oh my god lucky af

limber knotBOT
golden gust
#

Niiice

limber knotBOT
#

its hot as a mother fucker

#

Time to whip the pants off soon and get ice cream.

grand slate
#

Is wunderground the only site that still uses Fahrenheit for u? Cat

golden gust
#

I have it configured for that

grand slate
#

Haha why do u still use it? Just wondering

golden gust
#

Raised by my grandfather

grand slate
#

Ah, got it

#

Weird tho, my family switched before I was born, never heard a person use fahrenheit

quasi valley
#

It's used in the us

peak dirge
#

today is projected to be dreary and wet

#

perfect

grand slate
#

Lucky

peak dirge
#

At least it will won't be almost 90 freaking degrees

grand slate
#

;(

golden gust
#

I mean, we have a heatwave on the way

#

Soooooooo, Not yetβ„’

grand slate
#

It's shit, i hate it

peak dirge
#

but it's supposed to warm up by Wednesday to "baking"

sour reef
#

Hey

#

I added the paper jar

#

Does the spigot/bukkit yml still have effects or shall i only edit the paper yml?

golden gust
#

They still have effects

sour reef
#

Would you be down to make a quick config for me?

grand slate
#

Read the many guides online

sour reef
#

@golden gust

grand slate
#

It has a nice description of what everything does

sour reef
#

can you not

grand slate
#

He won't do it for yoy

#

You*

sour reef
#

im not talking to you

grand slate
#

Well gl getting muted

golden gust
#

Please don't ping me

sour reef
#

Ok

golden gust
#

and well, the config is up to you

#

.optimize

limber knotBOT
golden gust
#

if you want some guidelines/suggestions

worn ember
#

cat loves getting pinged πŸ™‚

grand slate
#

He do love that

sour reef
#

Being that youre a project dev here you will know the best config options for my network

velvet raven
sour reef
#

I have a mini game network

grand slate
#

No...

worn ember
#

yeah except everyone thinks that

grand slate
#

He is busy

golden gust
#

No, I don't

worn ember
#

so they just spam him lol

sour reef
#

I'm not talking to you

#

@grand slate

#

fuck off

quasi valley
#

just read the forum post he sent you

grand slate
#

Oh just leave already, you want spoon feeding

quasi valley
#

lol

golden gust
#

The "best configuration" is subjective and down to opinion

sour reef
#

I want a pro config setup from a dev here ill even pay for it

grand slate
#

Lmfao

quasi valley
worn ember
#

.optimize plz gif me 50$ now

limber knotBOT
grand slate
#

Just read it

sour reef
#

I have a mini game network so for each minigame i need a good config. It's literally just games so the typical things like plant regrowth is not needed

#

If I wanted your help I would ping you but i dont so stop talking @grand slate

worn ember
#

is this devons kid?

limber knotBOT
#

Turn it off then

grand slate
#

Fine.

#

Gl

quasi valley
#

probably his father @ dragon

worn ember
#

kek

sour reef
#

But yeah so its just a bunch of games I have and so I need a good config cat

worldly pumice
golden gust
#

That name thonk

worn ember
#

"need" its not like we're even obliged to help you

sour reef
#

You are a nobody

#

why are you even talking here

quasi valley
#

just read what he already sent you, that's all you get. he's a project dev, not your gamedesigner

golden gust
#

Can you guys drop it

worn ember
#

feelsbadman

sour reef
#

if i wanted your help i would ping you stop being toxic

quasi valley
#

and get off with that attitude

sour reef
#

idk why people love to talk for others

#

let cat talk for himself gosh

worn ember
#

hes not saying anything tho

grand slate
#

Let's just all talk to eachother

#

Hello dark

worn ember
#

cuz he already said everything you needed

grand slate
#

How r u

limber knotBOT
#

You leave mah kitty cat alone.

#

*pets electroniccat *

grand slate
#

UwU

worn ember
#

petplay πŸ‘€

woven otter
#

cat mad

quasi valley
#

mad cat

worn ember
#

duck mad

woven otter
#

😠

grand slate
#

Dark ignored me

#

Ok

worn ember
#

@grand slate hi nub

grand slate
#

Yayay, hi

woven otter
#

Jesus @grand slate

worn ember
#

send decompiled code πŸ‘€

grand slate
#

Decompiled what? O.o

#

Hello my duck child

worn ember
#

finally got all my money from work lol

woven otter
worn ember
#

only took them 2 weeks

golden gust
#

#BesCode

grand slate
#

Whose is that?

woven otter
#

dunno some guy

quasi valley
#

just do try catch and system exit on errors

#

easy

woven otter
#

need to redesign this now for whatever reason

worn ember
#

var jarLocation = Directory.GetFiles(Path.Combine(directory, "cache"))[0]; lmao

grand slate
#

Ohh well

worn ember
#

@woven otter did you remake the db yet?

woven otter
#

@worn ember nah working on it rn

worn ember
#

aight, lemme know if you need help

woven otter
#

going to come up with design then will show it to you

worn ember
#

ok

#

when i launch my application Windows thinks i'm launching minecraft πŸ€”

zealous knot
golden gust
#

What's a mister fix and what the heck is a mc-heads?

worn ember
#

πŸ€”

limber knotBOT
#

christ it's hot today

#

and humid

#

30c feels like satan's armpit

#

ikr

#

it's just so... pervasive

vestal jasper
#

mfw

worn ember
#

mfw tomorrow 34

limber knotBOT
#

I do well in 40c weather but only when it's a dry heat

worn ember
#

no

#

it sucks either way

limber knotBOT
#

nah if it's dry then I can go up to 42

#

45 is pushing it

worn ember
#

45 is like cooking alive

limber knotBOT
#

humid, no temp is good

#

45 is fine if you stick to the shade

worn ember
#

i dont think i've ever had 45Β°C

#

41 was the most

limber knotBOT
#

highest I've seen I think was 48? maybe higher

worn ember
#

i wonder if this has anything to do with global warming πŸ€”

limber knotBOT
#

I know my car has registered 58 when left under the sun but that was just not accurate

#

not in my case, it was just normal spanish weather

worn ember
#

its been getting insanly hot the past few years

#

we used to get snow too

limber knotBOT
#

it's actually been getting cooler and more humid here, at least if my memory is anything to go by

worn ember
#

havent seen snow in years

limber knotBOT
#

this has to be the coolest and wettest summer we've had in a decade

worn ember
#

lol

#

we set a national record of temp this year

limber knotBOT
#

shit was barely even on fire this year

worn ember
#

lol

#

probably all flew to brasil instead

#

hmm

grand slate
#

@zealous knot noob

worn ember
#

my cache folder has a mojang_1.14.4 file and a patched_1.14.4.jar file πŸ‘€ i'm guessing i need the patched one right?

limber knotBOT
#

thought Brazil was on fire because local farmers wanted to clear the land to farm something else

worn ember
#

idk

#

could be

limber knotBOT
#

but I've been somewhat out of the loop on account of working day and night

worn ember
#

weird

zealous knot
#

remember that

worn ember
#

i think he was being sarcastic...

golden gust
#

Literally never seen it before

worn ember
#

oh πŸ€”

grand slate
#

What's a mc head

zealous knot
#

It's a small website i don't blame you

worn ember
#

give me mc head

golden gust
#

huggles fix

limber knotBOT
#

this is an atheist server

#

please leave you vanilla fetishes out of it

grand slate
#

I am christ

worn ember
woven otter
#

guys what is your preferred ordering of methods/variables depending on their modifiers and/or importance to the class

zealous knot
#

@golden gust Bro you can't do that in public

worn ember
#

ig i could regex just go patched_*.jar or whatever that would be in regex lol

grand slate
#

@woven otter static variables at the top, then private final, then private. For methods, constructor, static, private, public, getters & setters

potent warren
#

I just use the default settings for ordering on IJ and let it do it for me thonk

zealous knot
#

What is this

limber knotBOT
#

nothing's truly private in the internet age

zealous knot
#

the entire squad is here thonkang

worn ember
#

gotta get that minecraft $$

woven otter
#

@potent warren is that a thing in IJ thonk

worn ember
#

code format?

woven otter
#

no

#

reordering

grand slate
#

Yes

#

It can reorder for u, i just don't like it

limber knotBOT
#

I'm finally getting my fucking nose fixed up

grand slate
#

What happened to ur nose?

woven otter
#

well TIL

limber knotBOT
#

boys, pro tip, if you break your nose, do go to the hospital

grand slate
#

yes

limber knotBOT
#

don't wait for over a decade because you hate the hospital and then have to have it straightened so you can breathe

grand slate
#

A decade tf

limber knotBOT
#

I really hate the hospital

woven otter
limber knotBOT
#

and I'm being generous

#

because it was 15 years ago

grand slate
#

What do u hate more, the hospital of breathing?

limber knotBOT
#

not 10

grand slate
#

Holy shit...

worn ember
#

i fucked my finger once, and now it sometimes locks in place and i cant move it until i crack it lol

limber knotBOT
#

you try spending the amount of time I spent there and not come out thinking that some things can be tolerated to avoid them

worn ember
#

ok that first part sounded better in my head

limber knotBOT
#

I absolutely destroyed my shoulder a couple of years ago

#

spent 6 months in agony

#

couldn't get out of bed at one point

#

still didn't go

zealous knot
#

I don't remember the only time i was ever hospitalized because i hit my head so hard i had severe memory loss lmfao

grand slate
#

Shit

#

I'm having a CT scan on my heart soon, and i think my lungs idk

#

Wait, MRI

#

I think, one of the two

zealous knot
#

CT feelsChromosomeMan

limber knotBOT
#

tbf I'm not going to a public hospital to fix it

worn ember
#

CT is bones lol

limber knotBOT
#

going to a private one

worn ember
#

imagine having private hospitals

grand slate
#

Private expensive NHS shit tho

worn ember
#

we dont even have private hospitals

#

everything is state funded

limber knotBOT
#

I applied to get this fixed in a public hospital two years ago and they haven't even sent me the info on when my x-ray is supposed to be scheduled for

grand slate
#

We have both

zealous knot
#

state funded != good

#

yeah same chris

limber knotBOT
#

at this rate I'll lose my free insurance before I get this looked at

worn ember
#

maybe in your shitty country

limber knotBOT
#

let alone fixed

zealous knot
#

bruh

grand slate
#

I'm shittint on th3 NHS, it's good tbf, just busy and clogged

limber knotBOT
#

ours is just shitty

grand slate
#

Where r u from?

worn ember
#

if ours was shitty my mom would be dead now

limber knotBOT
#

if you want to get looked at you best be dying

#

Portugal

zealous knot
#

oof

#

@potent warren

#

you have a buddy