@worn ember all of it?
#general
woven otter
worn ember
@void void no need to tag me
void void
you are 25/8 here
woven otter
okay want to design my tables now
void void
more like 26/8
worn ember
i can help with that
woven otter
the ones he designed are pretty cancerous tbh
worn ember
i usually make my db's in phpmyadmin and download the statements
saves a lot of work
not the most efficient, but it works
woven otter
code in that plugin is cancer too if you did see what I sent
worn ember
@void void why you so toxic?
havent seen much of it
but moral of the story, you should never have duplicate values
worn ember
and you always ask rart questions
woven otter
well don't think i have used phpmyadmin for something like that tbh
void void
how is that rart?
woven otter
nah but code was bad in that plugin
upper flicker
Apparently bees are pretty OP
https://v.redd.it/lst0s9hcjai31
woven otter
Like catching NPEs
worn ember
@void void have you used a buttplug before? plz recommend a size for my friend FAST PLZ
upper flicker
woven otter
async bees when
void void
i asked did someone used chatcontrol
void void
and i never ask like that
worn ember
sure u dont buddyboy
woven otter
they look fat
worn ember
if you dont like it, block me
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the bees must be invicible
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the init explosion should've rolled them all
worn ember
but thats my job
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ok I'm going to go test this shit
worn ember
man those fucks are dumber than leaf
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I believe this video is fake
woven otter
worn ember
did bees shrek the wither?
upper flicker
Wither lasted 10 seconds
worn ember
lol wtf he didnt even regen
upper flicker
probably not super fair they trapped it in a tiny box
but still, theyre probably doing too much damage if its dead in 10s
worn ember
you think?
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local testing shows:
worn ember
like leaf
worn ember
what did he do then lol
upper flicker
well the explosion damage isnt consistent
limber knotBOT
don't fuck with bees
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z it nuked em all
upper flicker
gotta do that test like 100 times
worn ember
https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/curq8r/my_heart_stopped_for_the_entire_time/ intense gamer moment
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) My heart stopped for the ENTIRE time : Minecraft - 1,316 comments, 82,944 points - JaePeg, 1d ago
worn ember
paper reviews r/minecraft
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I've setup the box
hot gorge
Well at least there haven't been any amine gif spams for a few days
worn ember
what about this though
quasi valley
no
upper flicker
kill it with fire
quasi valley
didnt phoenixsc make that?
yeah fookin hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOCkIUD7iyY
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Minecraft but It's Bee Movie - length 3m 25s - 10,058 likes, 222 dislikes (97.8%) - 153,494 views - Phoenix SC on 2019.08.23
worthy blaze
upper flicker
the internet lied to me 
woven otter
he did it wrong
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they'll still die
upper flicker
still they shouldnt do that much damage when they hit shit
upper flicker
we'll have dinner
worn ember
duck hunt
limber knotBOT
woven otter
luckily there are no ducks
upper flicker
retextures chickens
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ducks are just retarded chickens change my mind
cosmic raft
419386
harsh stratus
cursive oracle
When will they add grasshoppers lol
limber knotBOT
rancid scaffold
woven otter
just ask
tawdry coyote
.ask
limber knotBOT
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
void void
.dontask
limber knotBOT
gritty egret
grand slate
welcome
gritty egret
thank's !
tawdry coyote
feel like that was a plot in a black mirror episode
grand slate
ffs i was putting an image on my usb, and it finished, and i accidently clicked start, now i have to wait again
elfin gate
grand slate
welcome
woven otter
bees suck
void void
tardy lynx
Just wondering if there was a version of Paper 1.8.8 that has the chunk dupe and other major bugs patched?
celest coyote
F
limber knotBOT
the windows xp of minecraft is still living on I c
upper flicker
there isnt
we dont backport stuff to super outdated versions
bring me a pizza first chump ¯_(ツ)_/¯
limber knotBOT
how 2 /paper entity
sez /paper entity [list] help for more information on this command
i do /paper entity * help and nuthin happen
upper flicker
well it says to do /paper entity list help
not * help
so
I mean we know its bad
but thats not even what it says
limber knotBOT
so i did paper entity list and it said please specify the name of a world \n to do so without a filter, specify '*' as the filter
so ya that's why I did *
limber knotBOT
[list] makes me think that's an arg, not what I should actually enter
is there something else I could put in there?
upper flicker
nope
limber knotBOT
or is it not supposed to be within []
upper flicker
the only subcommand of entity is list
there's potential to add more there later, but not atm
heady fox
upper flicker
Ive always seen the opposite
but we based it on forge so
¯_(ツ)_/¯
not changing it now
lets see if there's a thing where bukkit says
or if its every plugin for themselves
vestal jasper
@gloomy sphinx ur retarded lol
upper flicker
unix land likes [] for optional stuff
vestal jasper
Questionable people
quasi valley
I’ve also always known [] to be optional, first saw that with Redis commands
vestal jasper
They're not very perceptive to blatant trolling
gloomy sphinx
the have the same iq as spotted
vestal jasper
That's what I get for letting spotted on the server
upper flicker
ugh there are some utils that use them together
vestal jasper
Permanent -50 IQ of everyone on the server because of him
gloomy sphinx
u should give me fake op
vestal jasper
I don't even have anything setup for that or non serious ranks
Also op's disabled :^)
woven otter
Z
vestal jasper
&&74tcc
vestal jasper
I'm in bed rn
gloomy sphinx
rip
vestal jasper
I didn't notice until after you gave up with the trolling
gloomy sphinx
have not given up yet... just camping
vestal jasper
Leaf's the only person with rule exceptions btw.
I let him fly to the moon last time he was on.
vestal jasper
vestal jasper
Leaf used a custom client to fly 3 million blocks into the air
And called it "the moon mission"
woven otter
no anti cheat?
vestal jasper
Staff watch new people like hawks
woven otter
vestal jasper
People are retarded dude
They'll try to fly out of spawn
Or literally announce they're using hacks
gloomy sphinx
yeah i had the same when my anticheat broke
10 people said they were using hacks
and flew in spawn
¯_(ツ)_/¯
vestal jasper
Pretty much 9/10 people who hack do it within the first 5 minutes of joining
The rest usually just use auto clickers which isn't really the same tbh
grand slate
I am good owner i use nocheatplus
austere ivy
Alrighty, Tea. Clear your caches cause I just pushed another update to https://tehbrian.xyz.
I changed how the links look and feel and I also made everything smaller.
I'm debating on whether to shrink it down even further.
Oh yes it also looks half decent on mobile now!
limber knotBOT
People will join with their autoattack on
gloomy sphinx
Secure Connection Failed
limber knotBOT
So they land in a hub trying to punch everyone around them
vestal jasper
Brian.
gloomy sphinx
An error occurred during a connection to tehbrian.xyz.. Cannot communicate securely with peer: no common encryption algorithm(s). Error code: SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP
quick gust
nice but i still suggest editing css elements in javascript instead of loading an entire new file each time you change the background
gloomy sphinx
i forgot brian was 12
brian stop using internet explorer and setup your ssl properly
vestal jasper
Fix the overlap pls
upper flicker
works fine here
austere ivy
Works on my end.
gloomy sphinx
z750 what browser
vestal jasper
upper flicker
FF
vestal jasper
Top right
gloomy sphinx
same
vestal jasper
Fix it
quick gust
yeh hes on that cloudflare ssl
austere ivy
I'll fix it.
limber knotBOT
Looks fine
upper flicker
doesnt work on chrome for w/e reason for me though
limber knotBOT
FF mobile
austere ivy
grand slate
Imagine using rainbow text tho
austere ivy
I'll fix the overlap, I'll check how it looks on Chrome.
I like the rainbow text >:I
gloomy sphinx
i could make a better website with godaddy website builder
austere ivy
yeet also I'm not editing css elements in javascript.
TCC I'm sure you could, go for it.
austere ivy
Adding CSS elements in JavaScript would be an utter pain for the amount of changes I do for each.
quick gust
literally like 2 elements
austere ivy
It's easier to maintain two separate stylesheets than it is to maintain one giant function.
gloomy sphinx
why not just write it in asp net?
quick gust
glhf
gloomy sphinx
better
void void
wat is the discussion
austere ivy
I was thinking I could have a main stylesheet then just "changes" stylesheets.
woven otter
looks better now
void void
what in the world is going thru your mind announcing you are a "somewhat young male" on the internet
grand slate
Give me roles i am 'very important minecrafter' in IS eksd and i have a custom role
void void
is this a pr0n site opener
gloomy sphinx
jk brian ur site might look like it was made in microsoft word but its a start
woven otter
How many chickens do you have Brian
grand slate
Z give me roles now.
austere ivy
I'm developing on a computer (duh) so trying to develop for phone is a bit tedious. The light/dark mode overlap is something I'm not sure I'll go about fixing, maybe I'll set it to float or something if the media query is a width of under like 200 or something.
grand slate
I am very important minecrafter trust me
woven otter
you already have a role
quick gust
you know chrome has a mobile device simulator in dev tools right
austere ivy
I'm downloading Chrome now to check how it looks but I do not like chrome so I don't use it.
woven otter
shut up
void void
brian typically what you do is develop mobile first, then just use media queries to scale it up on desktop
austere ivy
SSL thing isn't working for a weird reason but it's working for everyone else.
void void
firefox/chrome have a way to view your site as a phone
austere ivy
Incredible but could you not, TCC?
quick gust
lmao
gloomy sphinx
lol
upper flicker
please dont post people's addresses, or what you think they are, joking or not, in here
gloomy sphinx
lol
upper flicker
youre just risking your own account and this guild
gloomy sphinx
it was a link that shows your own location
void void
he didnt, he posted an ip logger
upper flicker
it got mine several states off
gloomy sphinx
it was a geoip
upper flicker
so I just assumed
gloomy sphinx
lol
woven otter
but Z
gloomy sphinx
but z
woven otter
but
celest coyote
great now we know Z's location down to a raidus of 4 chunks
woven otter
wait who was posting people's addresses 
gloomy sphinx
not me
woven otter
Z did you get doxxed
celest coyote
lets track him down and start a revolution
upper flicker
hence why I joke about it
gloomy sphinx
z lives in kentucky
austere ivy
TCC posted mine >:I
vestal jasper
Free pizza
celest coyote
free pizza for all
austere ivy
@woven otter 5.
void void
I'm a fairly young male too simple
gloomy sphinx
i woud buy z pizza
gloomy sphinx
but not to be mean
woven otter
Z I only told stuff about you that's public
gloomy sphinx
but because z needs pizza
celest coyote
Z: raises complaint that he wasn't doxxed hard enough
upper flicker
the actual geoip website is super accurate
austere ivy
Z we're country buddies \o/
woven otter
crowd effort
upper flicker
so idk what DB that one is using
vestal jasper
Google maps says my apartment is 2 blocks away from where it is. Ordering from uber eats is always fun because I have to go for a walk to pick things up.
upper flicker
but damn
gloomy sphinx
which disgusting child clicked my link!
austere ivy
Vic that's just doxx protection right there.
woven otter
Z is upset not because someone doxxed him and sent him pizza
austere ivy
Don't do it TCC.
woven otter
but because it was pizza
austere ivy
Don't do it.
woven otter
he wanted tacos
upper flicker
no it was good pizza
limber knotBOT
I mean, I can send Z tacos
void void
ip loggers are useless
austere ivy
I think every day we're relying on hundreds of strangers not to do something bad.
void void
access log in apache or nginx is just fine
austere ivy
So I kind of have to have good faith in you guys because if you wanted to doxx me I'm 100% sure you could.
limber knotBOT
Ay yo um z can u unmute me pls ty xx
void void
or if you are using xenforo like I am you can filter out the bots and just have guest ips
upper flicker
goes to website homepage to see what database theyre using
whole site is in russian
woven otter
@grand slate heh
austere ivy
chick hayy da tres tres uno juan
upper flicker
he asked for roles, I gave him some at random
limber knotBOT
Damn guess i'm just out here being muted
woven otter
@grand slate that's what you get for bullying me
void void
oh lol
upper flicker
we're just really dumb here and dont make them obvious
so apparently he got one that mutes you
I pulled them off
woven otter
give me a duck role I will give duck points
gloomy sphinx
paper 1.15?
upper flicker
it was the dunce one that mutes you apparently
grand slate
Lovely
void void
Chris you should've screenshoted your roles before you had them removed
grand slate
I was jking about roles btw idc
woven otter
where is the dumb taco hater role
upper flicker
ye I was playing along
woven otter
for u
upper flicker
I took it off
woven otter
why
upper flicker
he can earn that back legitly
grand slate
I'm just bored waiting for debian ;(
worn ember
striptease?
upper flicker
like everyoen else
woven otter
he insulted tacos
upper flicker
where though
void void
sksksk role would be best
worn ember
@void void okbuddyretard
woven otter
somewhere
austere ivy
What would be a good gradient for dark mode?
I could do all light colors on dark mode and dark colors on light.
woven otter
https://i.imgur.com/7H6GFwU.png
wow everything is a lie
limber knotBOT
Definitely sending Z some tacos when I get my new job
grand slate
Dark mode should die
limber knotBOT
;D
woven otter
egg send him some tacos
void void
that would be smart, I was just gonna say heckin' dark for colors on dark mode, so dark you can't see the text
woven otter
I'm gonna pitch in for 1 taco
void void
Dark mode is the most annoying mode ever on everything, prove me wrong
worn ember
cuz firefox is for blind grannies
grand slate
@woven otter that was when i firs tstopped being innactive, didn't know what the role was lel
austere ivy
DarkEye you just made me exhale air from my nostrils at a higher rate than usual.
grand slate
No
woven otter
U
void void
wait
worn ember
what are you using for text?
void void
Chris is Rayz?
worn ember
like what unit
gloomy sphinx
probably px
grand slate
Duck u love me it's ok
worn ember
em, %, pt, px
grand slate
Yes devon....
woven otter
no devon
austere ivy
62.5% on root (html)
gloomy sphinx
there is also rem
austere ivy
REMs everywhere else.
woven otter
@grand slate u
worn ember
why not just use em?
gloomy sphinx
use em
worn ember
hm
grand slate
@woven otter me
void void
why are you pinging a square
austere ivy
Media query sets root to 50%vw or something if the screen size is small enough.
worn ember
em is based on the users text scale i think
austere ivy
Nope.
void void
austere ivy
Em is based on the parent element.
That means if your em is 12.5 on the first element
and 12.5 on the child element
grand slate
Yes devon
austere ivy
then they're going to be different sizes
woven otter
why u have missing chars Devon
worn ember
nani
austere ivy
It's awful for consistency and ease of use.
grand slate
@woven otter me
gloomy sphinx
@worn ember
grand slate
@woven otter pong (4578 ms)
austere ivy
BUT it scales to viewport so that's the magicality of it
woven otter
wow ur slow
grand slate
No u
worn ember
man idk what ur doing but it sounds horrible lol
austere ivy
Oh yeah, if I want to change the size of all text at once, I can change the root element size text (html)
worn ember
@gloomy sphinx what was that for?
gloomy sphinx
that was u darkeye
austere ivy
worn ember
im not a bunny tho 🤔 this is lies
void void
gm
gloomy sphinx
u furry fuzzy friend
void void
Max wants to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday
Max wants to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday, he wants to lick your face clean after you eat cake and ice cream.
Birthday card yesterday
austere ivy
Confirmed working on Safari, Firefox, and Chrome.
So whoever said that it's not working on Chrome I have no idea what's happening there.
Also why is it bigger on Firefox?
void void
oh you are on mac
gloomy sphinx
do you have it zoomed in?
gloomy sphinx
eh its a mac so probably the macs fault
austere ivy
Nope.
gloomy sphinx
id suggest downloading linux and selling ur mac
void void
@gloomy sphinx I think I know who was the disgusting child who clicked your link
gloomy sphinx
void void
austere ivy
I even outline that in the magical place I call my website.
austere ivy
You have a bigger monitor most likely.
limber knotBOT
I'm so sorry
austere ivy
Still though why would that happen?
gloomy sphinx
maybe
austere ivy
It's okay egg I forgive you ^-^
gloomy sphinx
i have been using gnome3 for a few months now
gloomy sphinx
or $20 to buy a used one off craigslist
limber knotBOT
Right?
austere ivy
Yeah IntelliJ is quite painful at times but it's okay I'll power through ;p
void void
austere ivy
I have doubts this Mac can render 1920x1080 at a sensible fps but I could downscale.
limber knotBOT
Lol
gloomy sphinx
l o l
void void
have the 1080 monitor as a secondary monitor
so you can use intellij and everything else on that, but games on the primary one
since games open full screen on the primary monitor
austere ivy
Constantly hooked up external ssd? ;p
void void
i'm sure you can figure out something
I use 1280x1024 for programming, no issues whatsoever keeping everything on screen. I have never used a 1080p monitor in my life
devon you have got to be baiting
okay I have used a 1080p television as a monitor before but that was torture
void void
wtf
celest coyote
devon is special big brain
woven otter
I use 1920x1080(laptop) + 1280x1024(some old monitor)
void void
3x 2560x1080 for me
woven otter
ye but ur broke now
void void
I find it hard to work without 3+ monitors
celest coyote
I use my laptop most of the time
which iirc is just barely above 1080p
16:10 or something
void void
I mean when I'm out and doing stuff, my laptop is perfectly fine, but if I'm working and in the zone at my desk, I need my screen real estate
I have my ide on all three monitors lul
woven otter
tbh aikar's setup is the best
void void
god damn it i just ripped my textbook
woven otter
why were you angry at the textbook
void void
its 2 boring
woven otter
maths
celest coyote
one day ill get 3 monitors
woven otter
void void
I got the 1280x1024 monitor for free from the junk bin from the computer repair shop I work at, nad it has been a blessing. I used to use 1280x800
void void
It took a bit to send that message because I had to look for the screenshot I took of the screen resolution on that monitor before I sold it
Have you considered that the reason your code is shit is because your screen is so small, that when you scroll it goes off screen?
Quite literally out of sight out of mind
my code looks fine to me heh
woven otter
that's the issue
void void
yes junk is a blessing a lot of the time for me
kinda like all the clothes I get from the clothing pantries
celest coyote
devon are you poor or just uh....
because im pretty sure you can afford a proper monitor
void void
I make a lot from my server but it goes to things I need, my monthly disposable is less then 50€
hot gorge
I only code in NTSC
void void
❤ Blessed ❤
hot gorge
PAL if I'm feeling frisky
celest coyote
does your code instantly crash if it runs below 59hz
void void
I am blessed to have the things I do, because if it wasn't for generous donations and luck I wouldn't be where I am today
celest coyote
right
woven otter
sounds like ancient technology
woven otter
void void
gloomy sphinx
I cant use any monitor under 4k
void void
Devon do you know what you're talking about or are you just trying to participate
hot gorge
They're basically the same...
hot gorge
You're still running analog video stuff? Like a tube TV and VHS player?
I guess DVDs were PAL
void void
actually all of the above
hot gorge
R u Euro hipster?
void void
but also vga to composite converters
I hate when I forget to change the setting before outputting to NTSC and I can't change it over to NTSC at that point because the screen is scrolling super fast and is black and white
not sure what you mean, I just use what is given to me
instead of spending money on flat screen tv's and getting new digital receivers, I can use what I already have or collect
@hot gorge
wt
is that yours?
yes
what the hell
LOL
that's vomit worthy
God fucking dammit
I swear to god
wow I feel like 1000x better with my setup
that's not my main setup
that's for the kids
what
hot gorge
Thanks I hate it
void void
looooooool
retro games on ms dos
loooooooooool
no violence
well no gore anyway since this predates the gore we have today
void void
black on brown on white?
topaz lichen
void void
that looks good
celest coyote
Imagine if devon was a teen dad
worn ember
so ur telling me you're not just a retarded kid?
void void
pls tell me that's a joke
celest coyote
He can be both at the same time 
worn ember
thers no fucking way this dude has kids
void void
void void
this is my setup
void void
I have two kids
worn ember
are you indian?
woven otter
bruh
celest coyote
Wait are you serious
void void
Charlie and David
worn ember
i honestly cant take this guy seriously
celest coyote
Im dead
celest coyote
gloomy sphinx
fuckin hacker man on top of his dresser in the crack house
void void
They love playing pinball, putt putt, and minecraft on that setup
worn ember
as if minecraft runs on that
void void
but we more often go out to let them play at the park
Dude you literally look 14.
And write code like you're 12
celest coyote
Devo. Arnt you lile 17
worn ember
i smell bs
woven otter
bruh
gloomy sphinx
blessed
celest coyote
Your what now
limber knotBOT
what
limber knotBOT
dafaq did I stumble into
void void
for child protective services
gloomy sphinx
he's got the downs
void void
Devon has a 15 year old wife and they have 2 kids
Oh my jesus fucking christ
My lungs
it's legal Ryder, both parents signed off
NOOOOOOOO
its not about that
limber knotBOT
okay nope
void void
I said CPS
limber knotBOT
nope nope nope
limber knotBOT
I'm out
worn ember
so that means you had your kids at like what? 14? if they already play minecraft they must be at least 2-3 years old
gloomy sphinx
he does look he has autism. his eyes are too far apart
void void
wait how old are you kids?
We live in Germany, work in Switzerland
What
This has got to be straight bull shit
Charlie is 4, David is 5
worn ember
i am very confused right now
woven otter
wait what
void void
when you had a child
hot gorge
No way
worn ember
lmfao
void void
This is COMPLETE bullshit
no noooooo
that's bull
load of bull
God I fucking hate children
worn ember
this dude on some shit if you ask me
void void
Why do they lie on the internet
gloomy sphinx
if you guys had kids at 8 who was she fucking at age 3?
woven otter
that doesn't sound right
gloomy sphinx
he is autsm
woven otter
having kids at 10
worn ember
sweet home alabama
void void
This is so fucking retarded
woven otter
doesn't seem likely
celest coyote
Dude i should be in bed sleeping
void void
He is david
unreal quarry
Fun fact: world's youngest mother was at age 8.
hot gorge
Mall of America?
worn ember
^^
void void
Mall of america yes
celest coyote
Damn devon hitting up world record huh
void void
photo taken a couple weeks ago at the start of the vacation
void void
I was 10, she was 9
worn ember
you on that list boi?
void void
dear god
hot gorge
Your vacation was in Minnesota?
void void
wait wait
youngest fathers
agte 11
I feel like that is more than likely his brother
mother 36 year old women
wrong one
Our vacation is in Wisconsin, we had her grandparents drive us there, and we all had a blast
void void
wtf
celest coyote
5 yrs
celest coyote
worn ember
what the actual fuck
hot gorge
From Germany, you decided to go to the Mall of America, in Minnesota, on vacation,
void void
woven otter
what the actual fuck
unreal quarry
5?! Wtf
limber knotBOT
that part is believable
void void
yes
limber knotBOT
holy shit 5?
worn ember
ya'll need jesus
void void
Nah sorry, this guy is fucking nuts if he thinks I'm believing he is 16, married to a 15 year old, with a two kids. One 5 years old.
Nope.
^
And if you guys start believing him you're fucking nuts too.
celest coyote
limber knotBOT
nop
static badge
void void
worn ember
i want to see birth certificates
woven otter
fucking unlikely
worn ember
otherwise you can fuck right off
celest coyote
Inb4 hes tellinf the truth
worn ember
well then he deserves all the crap we give him tbh
void void
Not sure how german birth certificates will help you, also I am not promoting identity theft
celest coyote
Inb4 banned for underage sex
unreal quarry
Speaking of kids... Can you guys believe my oldest turns 18 is 6 days?! Like wtf.. I feel super old
worn ember
old man
void void
How would a birth certificate NOT help? It PROVES that you had a child. Your name is on it. Your child's name is on it.
pulsar wigeon
to be fair it would explain the retardation running in the family
limber knotBOT
I'm sorry
void void
Holy fucking christ
gloomy sphinx
there is a flaw with this man's story
limber knotBOT
:P
void void
woven otter
wiz u following this conversation
worn ember
man my brain cant handle this shit at 1am
celest coyote
Maybe autistic kids hit puberty early
void void
Devon you have honestly got to be one of the most braindead people I have EVER conversed with.
gloomy sphinx
yeah maybe that's true
void void
Literally EVER.
woven otter
shout out to Idiocracy
worn ember
am not surprised hes banned from IRC
gloomy sphinx
I mean his brain is still developing along with his kids
void void
I wonder
gloomy sphinx
is this how retards are made
pulsar wigeon
not really duck
unreal quarry
Maybe his dad got in on the action too when he wasn't looking
void void
could of gotten that new feature nowadays
celest coyote
I cant imagine have kids before finishing hs
pulsar wigeon
just read a line or two
celest coyote
Holy shit billy
void void
where you can customize your child now
celest coyote
unreal quarry
I've seen weirder things, Kash lol
worn ember
o_O
woven otter
wiz tl;dr:
https://i.imgur.com/QdiRxl2.png
https://i.imgur.com/a78dCE7.png
https://i.imgur.com/qIrXauU.png
celest coyote
Wait hold up
celest coyote
You had a kid
limber knotBOT
I nope'd the fuck out of the convo for a minute or three
gloomy sphinx
you know what is worse than devin and his autism
celest coyote
Right after she gave birth
gloomy sphinx
burnt fucking egg
celest coyote
Yikes
void void
you can now have your child's dna changed to have different features
celest coyote
Yikes yikes yikes
void void
idk how, idk why
gloomy sphinx
no wiz
unreal quarry
Or stolen
limber knotBOT
Fix Version/s: Future Version - 1.15+
void void
that seems even worse
worn ember
lets adopt at 12 years old
limber knotBOT
I dunno about you, but at 16 I couldn't even take care of myself
worn ember
huehue
gloomy sphinx
maybe devons dad helped
celest coyote
Theres no way the gov would allow that
woven otter
wiz he claims that they are not
gloomy sphinx
they are in a german cult
woven otter
he claims to have children in the first place
void void
highly concerned
woven otter
no proof yet
void void
I'm making a connection for more lies rn, pic of sent of his "son" == in murica
his fb page has the statue of liberty
all the comments in english
k sorry, but
i dont even believe the dude is german
worn ember
and works in sweden
void void
even mini called that shit out as he was using the umlauts ridiculously
this entire shit is a field of lies
on lies
unreal quarry
Maybe he works at a human trafficking ring
worn ember
man 10 minutes of my life wasted reading this shit
void void
I know I need to go write my damn anthro homework
celest coyote
Autistic people can sometimes become pathological liars trying to fit in
void void
But this guy is an anthro study in itself
celest coyote
So thats probs what happening
hot gorge
Get the torches boys
void void
yeah im kinda hopping on board the pathological liar theory @celest coyote
worn ember
i dont think you can legally work abroad whena minor either lmao
void void
.typing
gloomy sphinx
he is probably jacking his peener off to this. he should be banned
limber knotBOT
stiff yarrow
👀
hot gorge
You'll be cooked by the torches, better use a pitchfork
worn ember
lol
void void
sksksk I was trying to see how far I could get
limber knotBOT
that escalated quickly
woven otter
egg who was first you or the chicken
void void
lol and a confession
limber knotBOT
me
woven otter
limber knotBOT
am always first
gloomy sphinx
oh god
worn ember
cut the crap already
void void
you said you were though
gloomy sphinx
fuckjng run david
celest coyote
I bet he loves trains
void void
first said your 15 then 16 then not 16
woven otter
won't believe you until you provide some evidence
void void
wait idek
woven otter
either give us proof or shut up
gloomy sphinx
yes Devon send us your kids
void void
one lie falls through, let's craft another!!!1
celest coyote
Devon is 17
void void
I did, a picture, sharing a birth certificate that is back at home is not an optino right now
worn ember
🐋
void void
Lying is so fun!
limber knotBOT
what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive
void void
kickash figured it out before anyone else did, gee lol
hot gorge
You're pretty stupid, but please don;t send out your kids birth cert as proof to anyone
worn ember
Age is Optional though
void void
gloomy sphinx
pretty sure I figured it out
void void
Sono he doesn't even have kids, this dude is a retard
gloomy sphinx
I said you had autism
unreal quarry
^
void void
He ain't got no fuckin certificates
woven otter
yeah this story is unlikely to be true
worn ember
i dont think he even has a pre school certificate
limber knotBOT
those exist?
worn ember
idk
worn ember
i assume so
woven otter
celest coyote
Devon what os do you run
woven otter
can't believe you now
celest coyote
Temple os?
woven otter
ur full of shit
gloomy sphinx
you have a vibrator you sick autistic fuck
limber knotBOT
heh, Temple
void void
The photo was taken on my old Samsung Galaxy Express 3 phone, I moved my photos onto my new phone the S6 active from which I sent the picture
woven otter
w7 according to screenshots kick
limber knotBOT
oh that's NSFW all of a sudden