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void void
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google cloud?

quick gust
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yeah

void void
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can you send the page xD

quick gust
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search gcloud

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u needa link ur acc / a cc

void void
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but my momma won't allow me to use cc

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:o

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what do

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lol

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that is a really shit suggestion

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gcloud lol

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lol ye

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that should actually nearly be considered harmful advice

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that say that they will not keep money from my CC

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if i dont upgrade

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  1. cloud servers are not for minecraft, they are typically for small deployments like web apps
  2. your free tier will run out insanely fast, that $300 is the bait they hope you take
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and it sure seems like you're on the hook

limber knotBOT
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cloud is good if you don't want to carry around a $50m/yr it team

void void
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wtf

fallen oracle
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Lol what

void void
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what happened last night, did something happen making most of the planet become absolutely retarded?

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just bottom of the barrel shit

ancient bolt
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he's talking about corporate IT teams

void void
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so where can i host my fucking server

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without lag

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xD

ancient bolt
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OVH is fine

void void
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yeah but that's too expensive wahhhh

ancient bolt
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if that's too expensive then don't host a server

void void
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thank you

fallen oracle
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I want to host a 1.14.4 server at 20tps with 50 players on, and my budget is $5/month, where can I go?

ancient bolt
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easy

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host it locally

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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hope you got 50 friends

void void
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you know, glare, i would laugh

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but it's honest to god

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a common fucking question

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i swear to christ

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can i transform my laptop in a server? xD

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we need another crusade

fallen oracle
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What's awesome about my college is that you can LAN across some of the dorms so we've done 30 player servers before

void void
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WHAT IS THAT

fallen oracle
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It comes in handy when the gamers have beefy as fuck computers and we do FRB

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FTB

zealous oracle
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jesus

polar veldt
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that's 1.14

void void
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can someone with knowledge

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talk with me in DM

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no

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You ask here or you just don't get help

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Yes you can make your laptop a server

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Is that a good idea?

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Absolutely not

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why not

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  1. home network is not made for hosting services
  2. home network is not made to withstand attacks (it will go down immediately at any time of DoS/DDoS)
limber knotBOT
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speak for yourself

void void
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but its for my server only

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And do you plan the server to be public

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Or just for friends

fallen oracle
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Just run it under CloudFlare /s

limber knotBOT
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I sleep under google's servers

void void
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If just for friends, it's fine

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public

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:c

ancient bolt
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gain root access to someone else's server

void void
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Then don't do it.

zealous oracle
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what can you do to defend your computer against DDos?

ancient bolt
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@void void just find a server you like to play on

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no need to run your own server

void void
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You have to have an expensive firewall.

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but i have a good community

ancient bolt
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no need at all

fallen oracle
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Connect it to your neighbors WiFi

void void
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i have vips

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i have people

ancient bolt
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no you don't

void void
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@zealous oracle there is no easy way, company's invest thousands of dollars into networking infrastructure for that exact question

ancient bolt
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if you can't afford a server because your mom won't give you more than $5 then you don't have people

void void
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OVH has a whole redundant network to throw attacks onto

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man i have money

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xD

ancient bolt
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just play on a server you like instead

void void
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i pay the server by myself

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@void void you say that, but you ask us for cheaper options

zealous oracle
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oh

void void
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If you have the money, get an OVH dedi

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but i didnt say 5$

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xD

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You need to be able to invest ~$50-80 minimum for a good server

ancient bolt
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$40 / month is pretty damn cheap

void void
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If you can't, don't

fallen oracle
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Just run minigames so you only need 1GB per server (:

void void
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hnggg

fallen oracle
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HNGGGG

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Lol

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stroke

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Bro this meat is taking forever to smoke

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It's getting dark out too

void void
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i actually feel like im dying

fallen oracle
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I'm sending you pics later tonight btw

void void
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im paying 27 usd

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i have a headache af, and my entire body is sunburned because i slept in the fucking sun

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for a vps

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I SLEPT IN THE SUN

fallen oracle
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HERE COMES THE SUN

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DO DO DO DO

void void
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but the processor its like shit

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@void void upgrade to an SYS dedi for about 20 bucks more then

zealous oracle
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@fallen oracle what do you mean by that ? minigames only for 1gb per server?

void void
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$31 for i7-4790K, 16GB ram

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Get it because it's recurring

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For as long as you own it

quick gust
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how is gcloud a "really shit suggestion" to the question "who know a cheaper vps" @void void

fallen oracle
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I remember when they did a game-3 sale for like 50% off for life

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It was amazing

void void
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Because the question is obviously about MC

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You're in an MC community

quick gust
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okay

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you can use the $300 free credit

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to spawn a vm

void void
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I'm not doing a fight over this

quick gust
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that can run minecraft

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it will cost you

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$0

void void
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Like I said earlier if your dumb ass can read further than the first thing I said

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is that $300 will run out fast as fuck

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And you will be in a hole

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So yes, keep giving shit suggestions

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Thank u next

quick gust
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okay right but compared to the $xx youd have to pay for an actual host

void void
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Lol I'm not doing this, adios

quick gust
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compared to $0 for like a month on a FREE host

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LOL

quick gust
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whos this simple kid for real

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ive met some big brains before but oh man

void void
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@fallen oracle waiting on your meat nudes

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they make the deal with stup fee

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Fine, go use gcloud. Don't come crying here when it fucks you up.

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Setup fee is $24, and is fair seeing as they have to build the thing for you, rack it up, hook it up to the network, and start it for you.

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You pay it once

quick gust
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what LOL

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literally developing a plugin for the first time on a free gcloud

ancient bolt
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idiots will be idiots

fallen oracle
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:(

void void
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How's your meats Glare

fallen oracle
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It's sad. It'll be about 2 more hours till it's done

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Meaning I'm having dinner at 9:30PM

void void
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Rip

fallen oracle
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Yup

void void
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You have that bluetooth thermometer don't you

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Is taht what it says

fallen oracle
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Yup

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It's at 167

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It needs to be at 195

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It's wifi bte

void void
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o.o

fallen oracle
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Btw

void void
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just turn the fire up peepoGIGA

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(im kidding)

fallen oracle
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We turned it up a tad

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It's at like 235

void void
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does it really take that long for the internal temp to raise?

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i dont cook meats that often

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so idk

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lol

fallen oracle
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It's a smoker

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So it's meant for long term

fallen oracle
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We put the meat on at 8AM

quick gust
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clearly pretty small if thats the best meme hes got

void void
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tries to insult me with big brain meme
is ignored
tries again by saying small brain instead

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very good, buddy!

stable sandal
vestal jasper
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YEEHAW looks like this person might be a thief ๐Ÿค 

pulsar wigeon
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why?

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am i missing some context here

vestal jasper
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enchanting table

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9/10 times I find someone with an enchanting table in their chests, they stole it from another player

fallen oracle
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Ban them

pulsar wigeon
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can people not protect their shit somehow

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why is the enchanting table the sign?

vestal jasper
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We don't do claims, we watch players and investigate people

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Which has turned out pretty well so far

fallen oracle
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Wait, can I ban them?

vestal jasper
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Also, he stole the enchanting table. Confirmed with coreprotect.

void void
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lul

fallen oracle
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slams down hammer

void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Ladies and Gentlemen: We got him!! (better quality) - length 37s - 44,119 likes, 623 dislikes (98.6%) - 2,606,818 views - CSpanClassics on 2010.07.09

fallen oracle
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Ahh shit

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It's starting to rain

timber tide
hot gorge
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@fallen oracle there is a phenomenon in smoking meat called "the stall"

fallen oracle
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It's fine my smoker can handle it

hot gorge
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You'll hit something like 170-190 and it will just sit there for what feels like hours

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And then all of a sudden you're up in the 190s and the meat can finally start to break down and get tender. Happens to my pork shoulders all the damn time

fallen oracle
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Yeah the stall

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Its been in it for an hour or so

hot gorge
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Always makes me feel like I am doing something wrong lol

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The first few times I just added coal and wood and ended up converting my pork in creasote.

shell vine
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anyone know how they making 128x128 heads

fallen oracle
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Some people are just good at giving head.

void void
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Do you guys think 1.14.4 will finally encourage servers to update or is it still bad on performance, etc

hot gorge
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Mulitply 1x1 128 times

fallen oracle
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It's still a nightmare

static badge
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.4 has some performance improvements

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still pretty bad kappa

fallen oracle
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Everything is a nightmare

fallen oracle
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Or like

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=2048

fallen oracle
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They all look the same on mobile

void void
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lul

fallen oracle
void void
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looks good

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did you get tired of waiting and take it out

fallen oracle
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Had to bring it in slightly early

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Yup

void void
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๐Ÿ˜‚

fallen oracle
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And it's pouring down rain outside

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It's been on for 13 hours

void void
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good nuff

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eatup boi

fallen oracle
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We're going to start doing it the night before

merry talon
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I wish there was a way to manually trickle charge my phone

void void
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hooks phone up to car battery charger and sets it to trickle

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problem solved

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permanently

upper flicker
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Trying to avoid wear and tear with fast chargers?

potent gyro
ancient bolt
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fast chargers on phones aren't even close to fast charging for li-ion batteries

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they're all still well within the "slower charging for longer life" margin

shell vine
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im talking about head like this

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on 1.14 its transparent and looks like u got airpods lol

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im in 1.12 in that ss

haughty sable
austere ivy
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What are you fine folks doing this evening?

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I'm eating pizza.

fallen oracle
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Letting my meat soak up juices

austere ivy
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Nice! Steak or chicken?

fallen oracle
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Beef

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Brisket

austere ivy
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Wow that sounds great.

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Olive oil, pepper + salt, or something like a vinagrette?

fallen oracle
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Smoked for 13 hours

austere ivy
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vinegrette*? (help)

fallen oracle
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Not sure, I'll have to double check

austere ivy
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Vinaigrette

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What??

austere ivy
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Such an odd spelling but okay.

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OH GOSH wow that looks great.

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How much did that slab of meat cost??

fallen oracle
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$80

digital talon
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I think these heads are somehow made in the education minecraft edition @shell vine

austere ivy
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That's what I call a proper feast.

fallen oracle
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Indeed

austere ivy
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Here's my humble pizza:

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(it's not great, it's the best you can find in Colombia)

fallen oracle
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Ever done pizza on the grill?

austere ivy
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(nothing like American pizza, they don't even have marinara/tomato sauce here)

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No, is it good?

fallen oracle
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I just recently found out about it and the first try was good

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Clips uncle made it for us

austere ivy
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Hey you know clips' uncle?

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That's cool.

ancient bolt
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@static badge considering leaving this like this to trigger you

austere ivy
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How does the dough not fall off the rack? Do you put one of those pads that let heat through down..?

static badge
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you know

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it'd do a good job REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you know the fact they're grouped together makes it a lot easier

vestal jasper
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Ok fucking seriously

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The guy I banned is an alt of a player with 20 other banned accounts

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And he tried joining with 3 other accounts after his latest ban

merry talon
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oh, yeah I'm anal about battery health

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I dont use "fast charging" unless absolutely necessary

merry zealot
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@vestal jasper ip ban?

merry talon
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but these days standard charging is pretty damn fast

vestal jasper
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@merry zealot I've ipbanned him 8 times

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I installed an antivpn because of this cuck

merry talon
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And I have a samsung phone, there's no way that what oneplus does is good for the phone

vestal jasper
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The amount of banned accounts he has is likely in the 50s

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What's funny is that even if I don't detect that it's him, he still breaks other rules

ancient bolt
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sure it is

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oneplus is only 30W

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that's completely fine

fallen oracle
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@void void

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@austere ivy Just took it out, this is finished product.

austere ivy
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NICE. Very nice.

void void
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noice

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i went and sat in a fast food line bc too lazy and burnt to cook

austere ivy
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@void void, why did the chicken cross the road?

void void
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probably to run away from your dumb ass asking it stupid questions

austere ivy
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No no no, you're supposed to say "why?"

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@void void, why did the chicken cross the road?

void void
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why

austere ivy
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To get to the ugly man's house.

void void
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so did he make it to your house

austere ivy
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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

fallen oracle
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With a tender rib rub

austere ivy
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Oo, nice.

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How's it taste?
Smoky? Spicy?

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@static badge, knock knock.

static badge
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nobody's home

austere ivy
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No no no, you're supposed to say "whose there?"

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@static badge, knock knock.

static badge
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whose there

austere ivy
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It's the chicken.

void void
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glad to find out he made it

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although seems like wrong house

austere ivy
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That's what I call a multi-saga joke.

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Just did it on my mum, she laughed.

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ALTHOUGH, she laughed more at:

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@fallen oracle, knock knock.

fallen oracle
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I'm eating

austere ivy
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Just say "whose there?"

fallen oracle
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Who ter

austere ivy
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Ach

fallen oracle
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Bless you

austere ivy
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Thank you.

void void
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brian you do know the difference between it, its, and it's right

austere ivy
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Sure, yeah.

void void
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that what is the difference between who, whose, and who's

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it's WHO'S THERE

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not WHOSE THERE

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:(

fallen oracle
austere ivy
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oh, whoops

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HEY GET BACK TO EATING

void void
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unless..?

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๐Ÿ˜ผ

austere ivy
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๐Ÿ™„

fallen oracle
austere ivy
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It's it's, unless..?

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GLARE IF I SEE ANOTHER MEME I'LL HAVE YOU OFFICIALLY REPRIMANDED FOR NOT EATING THE MOST DELICIOUS THING ON EARTH

fallen oracle
austere ivy
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๐Ÿ‘€

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I have a custom emote on my server which is those eyes shaking, just imagine that.

limber knotBOT
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Does anyone know about PandaWire? I've heard a few different version like it doesn't work with paper, it does work with paper, it's already built into paper, it's not needed if running paper, etc.

fallen oracle
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Paper does have fixed redstone.

void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) D* Pics** - length 5m 58s - 199,796 likes, 1,577 dislikes (99.2%) - 4,446,215 views - Josh Wolf on 2019.03.20

void void
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Do watch

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It's funny as shit

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"explain to me again how the cloud works*

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) The Machine - Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE - length 13m 52s - 406,183 likes, 8,823 dislikes (97.9%) - 22,106,477 views - Bert Kreischer on 2016.12.28

void void
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"you take a pic on your phone it goes to the ipad"

"yeah and what else"
"mom takes a pic on her phone and it goes the ipad"
"ok. and what else"
"i take a pic on my phone and it-- oh no"

austere ivy
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@static badge I apologize for the joke, it was just a joke. I like you as a person and although you are mean to me (most of the time) I still do see some good in you. So I apologize for the joke, I simply needed SOMEONE and the only person I could think of was you, since you were the only other one I saw active recently. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.

static badge
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wat

void void
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brian you're fucking idiotic, and a nerd, but also wholesome as fuck

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never change

dark sequoia
ancient bolt
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christ jesus

fallen oracle
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The machine is pretty fun

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Ny

brisk flicker
heady estuary
cosmic raft
void void
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php is too headache*

limber knotBOT
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like what happened

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I just used the spigot method to get the entity from a chunk

static badge
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hologram shit needs to update or something

void void
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an eventexception

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damnit leaf

limber knotBOT
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so it's not something I can resolve?

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I guess I can check if the entity isn't null...??

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not sure that'd fix it though

merry talon
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new copypasta

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@Spottedleaf I apologize for the joke, it was just a joke. I like you as a person and although you are mean to me (most of the time) I still do see some good in you. So I apologize for the joke, I simply needed SOMEONE and the only person I could think of was you, since you were the only other one I saw active recently. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.
static badge
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mfw

void void
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he is so retarded yet so wholesome

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i love it

lapis sequoia
merry talon
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I value my brain cell too much for that

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We have established everything he says is bait

lapis sequoia
austere ivy
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Shouldnโ€™t onHangingBreak also include item frames?

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Wait it does. How can I check if a player edits an item frame?

void void
austere ivy
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Never mind, got it.

ancient bolt
shell vine
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@static badge I apologize for the joke, it was just a joke. I like you as a person and although you are mean to me (most of the time) I still do see some good in you. So I apologize for the joke, I simply needed SOMEONE and the only person I could think of was you, since you were the only other one I saw active recently. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.

static badge
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mfw

vestal jasper
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@static badge I apologize for the joke, it was just a joke. I like you as a person and although you are mean to me (most of the time) I still do see some good in you. So I apologize for the joke, I simply needed SOMEONE and the only person I could think of was you, since you were the only other one I saw active recently. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.

static badge
shell vine
void void
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@static badge I apologize for the joke, it was just a joke. I like you as a person and although you are mean to me (most of the time) I still do see some good in you. So I apologize for the joke, I simply needed SOMEONE and the only person I could think of was you, since you were the only other one I saw active recently. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.

static badge
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u fuks are bullying me stop

void void
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I apologize for the joke, it was just a joke. I like you as a person and although you are mean to me (most of the time) I still do see some good in you. So I apologize for the joke, I simply needed SOMEONE and the only person I could think of was you, since you were the only other one I saw active recently. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.

ancient bolt
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guys stop

static badge
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ban them all kappa

vestal jasper
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I wanted to apologize to him

void void
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that copypasta fits so fucking well

shell vine
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i apologize

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for the joke

vestal jasper
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i apologize for the joke

limber knotBOT
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i am offended

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jk jk, I just hopped on IRC to see if I got any pings

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Anyone go to Comic-Con?

vestal jasper
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DetectivePikachu

limber knotBOT
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it was pretty fun, btw.

hollow kayak
void void
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LMAO

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god damn it

hard yoke
limber knotBOT
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4d chess right ther

void void
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i just scratCHED MY HEAD AND REALIZED THAT EVEN MY SCALP IS SUNBURNED

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oof

limber knotBOT
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maybe next time don't go outside

void void
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I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO GO OUTSIDE

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But then I fell asleep in the sun

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For a good hour

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Great sleep but I hate myself now

limber knotBOT
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see this is why I never go outside

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that and because it's full of the worst kind of people

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3d people

void void
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ikr disgusting

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i prefer 9D people

limber knotBOT
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literally unplayable

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they have all the depth of a puddle

void void
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(that is 9 dicked, not 9 dimensions)

limber knotBOT
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where's my 69d waifu

quiet turret
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kinda weird question but

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anyone having issues when you cancel the blockbreakevent

quasi valley
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if you mean the velocity reset then yes

quiet turret
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yea

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actually yes

quasi valley
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the paper peeps should already be aware of this, not sure when they'll tackle it

quiet turret
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just to clarify, like if you jump and try to mine a block that is being cancelled you're just stuck in the air

vestal jasper
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There's already a PR for it

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Iirc

quiet turret
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bless

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up

quasi valley
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ah youre right

quiet turret
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I found it

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holy crap

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I was pulling my hairout today lol

void void
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only today?

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damn you must be new to minecraft

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:^)

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"all real devs are bald cuz we pulled our hair out years ago!"

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wtf omnitale travis suddenly breaks and i didnt even change anything omnitale

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lul classic travis boi

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something about it binding to ports, was working earlier, now not working

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:(

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i dont have a fucking jenkins for this shit

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:(

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every time i set up a new project on travis, it takes me 3-4 attempts to get it into "passing" state

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oh yeah

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it took me like 11 times mostly because of the ports

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now it's gonna make me do it again

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and then i need to figure out how i am actually going to build and/or test my project

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travis hates me

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ok the issue is pretty clear, for some reason its not using the fucking right port

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i wanna die

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and i, well, hate him too

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fuck this it's midnight, i was gonna do something productive on this code rn and switch to bearer tokens over what i was doing (dont ask), but you know

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fuck you travis

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hype ruiner

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almost 10am here

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ima just go back to suffering in pain due to sunburn and watching mind-numbing youtube

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reminds me that one /r/tifu post where dude put sister's diy slime on his sunburn...

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basically it got stuck

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and he could wash it away only with hot water

sweet vessel
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hi, im having tps loss

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on my server...

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Anyone would help me

quasi valley
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stop your server, then you have all the tps you could wish for

limber knotBOT
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brilliant

sweet vessel
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wow.

limber knotBOT
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you're hired!

quasi valley
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or send something so that someone could actually help :D

sweet vessel
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im doing timings

limber knotBOT
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boo

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you're fired

void void
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excuse me @void void sister's what now

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s l i m e

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.g how to make a slime

limber knotBOT
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void void
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ok but why did she have slime and why did they think that was a good idea

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absolutely FeelsChromosomeMan

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but it's a thing

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idk people don't have brains lmao

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dear god

celest coyote
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never underestimate the power of stupidity

vital cargo
void void
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damnit

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discord is shitting itself again

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does not show correct ranks for most of the people who should have ranks here

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kickash is pleb again for example

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void void
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not really no

quasi canyon
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I've got a really strange error in my server console and its crashing my server constantly, can't make sense of it. Is anyone free to take a look? i'm using paper 1.13 though.

celest coyote
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the projects are just like for planning

void void
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.ask

limber knotBOT
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If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

celest coyote
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long term goals and shit

void void
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Just send us your question and logs.

celest coyote
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also that parallel processing one is never getting done pepega

void void
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quasi canyon
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Thanks guys ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

cunning badge
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Did mojang give any statement on why they changed async chunk loading to be single threaded / I/O operations on main thread?

void void
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wat?

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mojang never made async chunks, paper did that

celest coyote
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no they made chunk loading async

void void
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oh they did lol

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lord

celest coyote
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but made io blocking and single threaded

void void
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what the fuck?

celest coyote
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yep

void void
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wait

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WHAT

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holy shit

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who is running the fucking shitshow over there

celest coyote
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yeah so leaf said getting async chunks working in 1.14 was actually pretty easy once he understood the system

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Yea ive been testing his build

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was working pretty well

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Was unable to convert older maps to 1.14 tho

celest coyote
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expecting mojang to comment on internal minecraft design

cunning badge
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Well they sometimes do comment on stuff

celest coyote
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they like to pretend people don't have access to the code most of the time

cunning badge
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not having access to jar packed code lul

quasi valley
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having access and having access to readable code are different things :p

void void
limber knotBOT
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quasi valley
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gladly it's a little of the second because of stuff over the years

limber knotBOT
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not for my code kenny

quasi valley
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burn it

cunning badge
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Well the obfuscation is not really the hardest

quasi valley
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wat

celest coyote
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reading unmapped code is literally the hardest thing I have done in my life

cunning badge
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Well its a lot easier than reading obfuscated c++ code

celest coyote
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but you can get a general idea of the architecture without understanding all of it

cunning badge
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Ofc it takes a ton of time to reverse engineer it

limber knotBOT
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unless you put on sunglasses and play a hacker soundtrack that is

void void
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Like that?

limber knotBOT
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oh dang

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look at pepe breaking into NASA and leaking all the ayyliens

void void
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you know what

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you should hit yourself for that

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real hard

limber knotBOT
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I usually prefer it when someone does it for me

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and says I've been a bad boy

void void
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you dont get that privilege this time

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limber knotBOT
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hm

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I can get into this as well

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vestal jasper
void void
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@cunning badge you're more like this tbh pepetard

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You've never seen my code

void void
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dont have to

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๐Ÿ˜

quasi valley
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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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โ˜‘ Rektflix

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celest coyote
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its ifs all the way down

limber knotBOT
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I mean aren't they all

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Im a professional java software developer.... I get PAID for drinking coffee lul

void void
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damn it maddie

golden gust
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i blame simple

void void
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(although that is ridiculously true, a lot of leaks come from retarded business lines who aren't IT)

golden gust
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He probs forgot to do something

void void
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(should see the shitload of fucks at the bank who were caught with their password taped to their monitor)

golden gust
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lol

void void
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"but corporate security, it's too hard to remember my 8 character password that requires 2 symbols!"

golden gust
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tbh, that's password requirements being stupid

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It's severly stupid to have your password on your screen

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But, tbh, I wrote my uni pass on a paper and went in once because there was literally no other way I was going to manage to login on the other end without it

cunning badge
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I love it when there are some interviews at any company and they are sitting in front of their computer and they film all the password attached on the screen

void void
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what

limber knotBOT
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I need to find a password managing solution for my mother

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it's getting absurd

cunning badge
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When a news team or whatever is having an interview with a developer or something

void void
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any developers filmed with passwords on their screen immediately lose all credibility with me

cunning badge
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true

limber knotBOT
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change the apple account password and seemingly that triggers it to ask for the password for every login on her devices

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even for non-apple logins

golden gust
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@void void save it on my note app on my phone instead? ๐Ÿ˜›

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Well, I actually use LP

void void
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yes

cunning badge
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Im using passwordmanager for stuff like this

golden gust
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sometimes worried that the app is going to screw me, however

void void
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a pass manager on your phone if that fails then put it on a note on your phone and delete it after lmao

celest coyote
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you have to migrate the keychain or something

golden gust
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Issue is when the machine you're logging into isn't your machine

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Only reason I ever wrote my pass down was because I literally went through every password and deriative I have

cunning badge
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I really need to do that too

unreal quarry
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Solution: use the same password for everything

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runs away

cunning badge
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monkaShoot ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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big OOF

golden gust
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@unreal quarry Your password has expired, please pick a new passwords;
Requirements: one symbol, numerical and capital character
Your password must not be similar to your existing password and must not have been used in the past infinity (#gitrekt)

void void
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i think ive seen that actually

cunning badge
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We have the system at our company

golden gust
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Uni does the same

cunning badge
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Am I weird that Im using Windows and actually think thats its good? (At work im using MAC and hate most of it)

golden gust
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Yes

cunning badge
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Well shit

unreal quarry
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Got in trouble at a job like 15 years ago because I refused to tape my password under my keyboard. That was their company policy :s

golden gust
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The performance of macOS sucks ass in some areas imho, but overall I'd say that it's a muuuuch more refined environment than windows

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and less headache inducing, windows pretty much always manages to give me a headache

cunning badge
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Well I fucking hate the keyboard

golden gust
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At first I reaaaally fuckin' hated their laptop style keyboards

cunning badge
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And who came up with the idea that you cant create a new file with the finder

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you either have to create one over the console or create your own script and add it to your finder

golden gust
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so glad that I'm not using their weird ass older keyboards though

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that's somewhat understandable, tbh

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Creating new empty docs for things requires templates, which are somewhat of a really gross way to pull that type of stuff off

cunning badge
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I hate it

golden gust
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I can understand why some people would miss that ability, but it's a gross 'en

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๐Ÿ˜„

cunning badge
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And this bullshit costs 120 bucks

golden gust
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Also

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That fn key

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Why the fuck did they put it there

cunning badge
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What fn key?

void void
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under f13

golden gust
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the function key

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Also, I ended up breaking my original one and had to get a new one

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The arsehats stopped selling the wired one by that point ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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@void void oh ... I never used it

golden gust
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I pretty much have too because IJ

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It's such an oddball placement of it

cunning badge
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Idk I would use ubuntu the whole time, but you cant play games on linux

void void
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never used a F key?

cunning badge
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On mac? nah

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Windows all the time ๐Ÿ˜„

void void
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probably why you hate mac then :p

golden gust
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bootcamp?

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if so, rip

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Bootcamp and apples keyboard also sucked too

cunning badge
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I was thinking about instaling windows on my macbook

golden gust
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actually, bootcamp is just a pita too

cunning badge
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and then use a normal mechanical keyboard

void void
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using windows after daily driving mac is a nightmare bc i keep pressing "win+c" to copy and "win+v" to paste

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then I'm like "aw fuck"

golden gust
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๐Ÿ˜„

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Yea I had the problem at the beginning when Istarted to use mac

golden gust
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Only real major gripe for me is windows updates because I never boot the darn thing

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The side of the window actions too can be odd, but I always double click the window icon to close stuff anyways, so meh

cunning badge
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I always disable windows updates

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I think the last update I did was 2 years ago

golden gust
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I aim to try to keep stuff reasonably updated

cunning badge
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Yea me too, btu the windows updates are just so useless

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Everything they add just makes the pc run slower and makes your pc more filled up with bullshit

golden gust
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I kinda miss being able to use WSUS properly

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and well, that's part of why I jumped to a mac a few years ago lol

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Each windows update just seems to bloat up the OS more and more

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Nothing useful to me is added or stuff that we haven't had on literally every other platform for years

cunning badge
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Well I gotta admit, that the new terminal and the new browser seems really interesting

merry zealot
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bruh

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limber knotBOT
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golden gust
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I love the reaction from when they added the multiple desktop displays

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I remember using that on linux in like 2012 or so

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Being chuffed because compiz let me wobble mah windows

cunning badge
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Yea true

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Windows is literally for the dumb basic computer user

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Windows 7 was kinda good tho

golden gust
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7 was the last good release, imho

cunning badge
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true

golden gust
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Saying that

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If there wasn't a need to ditch XP, it would probably still be king

cunning badge
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Does it still have about 10% of all windows isntallations?

void void
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I grew up on XP

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was life

cunning badge
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I really need to setup my dualboot ..

golden gust
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games on linux is getting muuuch better these days

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Steams proton looks interesting but they pulled macOS support

void void
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wat

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they did

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fak those gaiz

golden gust
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Yes, but it's some apple decision BS that lead to it

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next release pulls 32 bit support

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Whiiich is very :S

void void
golden gust
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I need to look into dualbooting on my desktop

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(Well, already running bootcamp, but I kinda want a arch partition or something

void void
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i miss running arch, but i missed my games too much

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well, actually, no

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i was gonna sell my steam account

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but no one wanted it

golden gust
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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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โ˜‘ REKTangle

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it has simple stink on it

void void
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and i was gonna sell my game desktop, but no one wanted to actually pay a fair price

cunning badge
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So I recently bought a Raspberry Pi 4 and have no Idea what to do with it ...any ideas?

void void
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it probably does smell like hella weed

golden gust
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I have mine sitting on my desk

cunning badge
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I planned to use it as a home server for compiling stuff and having a deployment system

golden gust
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(With a 7" LCD attached to it)

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I did wanna start using it as some form of HUD

void void
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pic of that or gtfo

cunning badge
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Do you guys prefer jenkins or bamboo?

void void
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dont know what the fuck bamboo is so jenkins

golden gust
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bamboo was atlassian?

cunning badge
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Yea

golden gust
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iirc, paid license required

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Soooo, huggles jenkins

void void
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gitlab ci was not too bad when i ran gitlab

cunning badge
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I dont wanna use gitlab

golden gust
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Urgh

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I've been fighting on and off with gitlab

void void
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i dont run it anymore, way too bulky

golden gust
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Gotta get the registry stuff working next if I wanna get the CI to work

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I'm in mixed minds

void void
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saved so much resources using gitea and jenkins

golden gust
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Once I get it fully setup and all working, it should be a muuuuch nicer setup than jenkins + github/stash

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But, all the documentation around their omnibus images suck ass

void void
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gitlab is ridiculously easy to install with docker

golden gust
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I have it installed

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I've just yet to fight the docker registry stuff

void void
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i remember doing omnibus before docker, so manually installing and it was hell

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mainly because i needed to change the port

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which is RIDICULOUS

golden gust
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the omnibus is the docker image

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What do you have setup? Does the CI work properly?

void void
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they had a regular apt package

golden gust
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oh

void void
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and i dont have it anymore, but yea I did

golden gust
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Tryna keep stuff in docker for management these days

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My older ways are just ๐Ÿคข

void void
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oh boy

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here we go

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๐Ÿฟ

limber knotBOT
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damn it how was I supposed to get the keys under a specific path in a FileConfiguration again?

golden gust
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get the configsection for the path

void void
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use dots?

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am confused

limber knotBOT
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thought I did

golden gust
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then getKeys on that

void void
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make sure you pass false to getKeys so it doesnt deep search

limber knotBOT
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I am getting the config section wrong

void void
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if you just want the keys

limber knotBOT
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for sure

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am I supposed to put the . in it

void void
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well, show code

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yes

limber knotBOT
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.paste

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line 77

void void
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wait no

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no dot there

golden gust
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remove the final .

limber knotBOT
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tried both versions, no dice

void void
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what does the config look like

golden gust
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Also, what does your config actually l...

void void
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is validMaterials at root level

golden gust
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SHUT UP SIMPLE

limber knotBOT
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config is good

golden gust
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prove it

quasi valley
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        FileConfiguration rofl = fileConfiguration.getConfigurationSection("validMaterials");
        for (String material : rofl.getKeys(false))
            if (rofl.getBoolean(material))
                validMaterials.add(material);
void void
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for that to work, validMaterials definitely would need to be a root item

limber knotBOT
void void
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hm

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are you getting nothing? loop doesn't run?

golden gust
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Add debug statements and shizzle

quasi valley
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try the code block I sent, that should work

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

void void
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thats no different you just took the line out of the loop initializer

limber knotBOT
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I did add a debug message

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it shows that the array is empty

quasi valley
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it is different

golden gust
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Also

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Yea, magma

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You're dumb

quasi valley
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he took the boolean out of the main section

golden gust
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You're back onto the root there, store a ref to the config section

void void
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oh

quasi valley
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told you pepega

void void
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sorry i didnt notice that bit

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lol

limber knotBOT
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wait what

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is it the second if

void void
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you loop the keys but try to access the key from the root

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you need to access from the same object you're getting the keys from

limber knotBOT
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sorryfuck

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me

golden gust
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How long you been debugging that for?

limber knotBOT
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not long tbh

golden gust
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shame

limber knotBOT
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gave up fast because it's 9:30 am

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and I have not slept yet

golden gust
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am going to do morning routine after refusing to leave my room for so long \o/

void void
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\o/

heady spear
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._. All entities have setCollidable(false) set on startup and the team collision rule is set to never yet they are pushable by the player. Haaaaaaaaaalp

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this is so annoying

void void
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jokbon, what the fuck are you talking about

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once again

limber knotBOT
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yeah that resolved the issue

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thanks

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man I'm really tired

quasi valley
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sleep get more coffee

limber knotBOT
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I'll go to bed I just wanted to get one... more... thing... done...

void void
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i have to believe this dude is a troll

limber knotBOT
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How do I computer?

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halp I deleted the internet lul

limber knotBOT
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oh no

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quick duct tape it back together

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I'm sure no one will notice

cunning badge
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OK ill do gotanysparepunani

limber knotBOT
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I neither understand where the time went nor how my changelog got so long

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I suspect they're related issues

void void
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i think you need to lay on a horizontal surface and close your fucking eyes

void void
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void void
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there

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made them emojis

hearty wave
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What do you guys think how long it would take to recode citizens player npcs ? My plan is to create service side chickens or something and modify them with Modified packets sent to the player to make them look like player npcs

tardy lynx
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good luck

cunning badge
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Using ProtocolLib or LibsDisguises

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@tardy lynx Why good luck?

quasi valley
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wait... snowballs actually do damage?

cunning badge
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yea, damage to armor

quasi valley
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no I mean like damage damage

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like just a tiny little bit

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but damage

cunning badge
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Not that im aware of

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They call a damage event

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And reduce the durability of armor and such

quasi valley
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I just killed a few baby chicken with snowballs dinnerthink

cunning badge
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similar to rods

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Probably vs mobs ?

void void
quasi valley
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sounds reasonable

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tardy lynx
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I mean I was recoding minecraft server from scratch

void void
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forgot i wrote those

quasi valley
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now we just need the very dangerous snowball

tardy lynx
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"It appears angry."

void void
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kotlin? OOF

void void
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yea

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i never finished that plugin, only made it because i wanted to torture some players by going invisible and throwing snowballs at them

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appears harmless until i activate explosions

woven otter
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omg those snowballs are dangerous

merry talon
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...
Step 7/8 : COPY --from=codercom/code-server /usr/local/bin/code-server /usr/local/bin/code-server
Step 8/8 : ENTRYPOINT ["dumb-init", "/usr/local/bin/code-server", "--allow-http", "--trust-proxy"]
 ...
code-server    | [dumb-init] /usr/local/bin/code-server: No such file or directory
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this is driving me fucking nuts

acoustic pilot
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cant even docker

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wut a nub

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git gud

void void
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i cant stop watching this fucking standup dude

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hes so fucking funny

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jesus

torn sundial
void void
limber knotBOT
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[Me4502] That's where to get worldedit

void void
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have fun me, i dont know how that guy is living, am surprised he knows how to breath

silk salmon
median shuttle
limber knotBOT
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is there any forum for paper?

void void
golden gust
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Yes, but it's not as loved as the discord

void void
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chat is the living forum

limber knotBOT
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thanks :)

merry talon
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u tell me what's wrong with it then

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dumb squid

nova vigil
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Is Aikar still in the project? Didnt he quit?

golden gust
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Yes, he's just been busy

static badge
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playing ark kappa

junior compass
zealous oracle
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hello

junior compass
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sup

charred lodge
sturdy fulcrum
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Yo

silk socket
potent halo
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In my plugin I have a collection that users of the plugin get added to. I'm changing it to be by UUID. This collection is persistent when the user logs off but I'll put some watchdog to delete after 15min logged off. If I want other users to interact and delete a user from the collection by providing the name, what would be the best way to do it. Should I just loop the collection trying to find the user or is there another way to keep track, like an index?

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I don't really know what is the best object type to use.

random escarp
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try a dev channel.

azure patio
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@potent halo use map or in C# it's called dictionary
it's super super fast

pulsar wigeon
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in C

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who the fuck do you imagine is writing bukkit plugins in C?

static badge
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wiz

pulsar wigeon
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or C#, for that edit

azure patio
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oh jesus

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exmaple

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iot was example

pulsar wigeon
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why would you give c# examples

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for bukkit plugins

azure patio
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jesus

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use map

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good enough?

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map is fast af boi

pulsar wigeon
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depends on the type of map

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and depends on what you're doing with it

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also a map is a collection

potent halo
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alright I think ill use 2 collections

pulsar wigeon
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...why

strange bane
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Uhm.

pulsar wigeon
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yes james?

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is there a problem

strange bane
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People do that?

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I always just do git add .

pulsar wigeon
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too easy for new people to add build files like that tbh

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looks like a guide targeted to new people

static badge
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.gitignore

pulsar wigeon
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new people don't understand that

static badge
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well

pulsar wigeon
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new people should do things slowly and step by step

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cuz they're gonna fuck it up anyway

merry talon
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then git add . isnt the problem

strange bane
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I just hope people don't think git is unintuitive because of that.

merry talon
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it's a pebkac

strange bane
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"I don't bother using version control, too much work adding each file after I change it"

azure patio
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me using gitkraken because me is without brain

strange bane
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I host all my private git repositories on Google Drive. ๐Ÿ˜›

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I should setup GitLab or something but I don't trust myself with data retention.

merry talon
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you're fucked

azure patio
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google drive to save private stuff

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script kidide: gets link that everyone can open and downloads it from there

pulsar wigeon
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you realize things aren't shared by default on google drive right?

azure patio
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yes, I am

upper flicker
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Google Drive for your git repos

azure patio
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^

strange bane
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It works really well. xD I just don't have a UI like GitHub.

merry talon
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Google actually doesnt stop people from looking at your shit as long as they have the right url

strange bane
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That's not true Sweepy.

merry talon
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yes it is

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I'll prove it to you

ancient bolt
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i hate how I have to like

potent halo
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@pulsar wigeon yeee just gonna use 1 collection and loop, it should be fast

ancient bolt
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go to work and shit

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I wish I was just rich ya know

azure patio
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@merry talon yes, when you have right url you can download private stuff and everything, it's crazy

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just some bruteforce and social engeniring = tada

ancient bolt
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i thought they generated a share URL whenever you requested it

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so if you haven't requested to share there isn't a public URL

azure patio
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but exists

azure patio
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^

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social engeniring to get some id's and then bruteforce

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and you can find everything on the drive of that user

junior compass
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How much of the URL is the id?

merry talon
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I dont think thats practical at all

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it's just a fun fact

azure patio
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@junior compass they're using some algorythms to obfuscate the id and a lot of stuff into url but I seen a few people bruteforcing like this google drives and it worked

junior compass
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they're using algorithms?

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w0w

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Seriously what are you trying to say

azure patio
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nothing

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I'm air

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breath me

junior compass
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...... alrighty then

round urchin
void void
fallen oracle
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Rip, pack it up Bois.

tropic flame
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nice

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I really thought it was totally free

fallen oracle
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Lol what

strange bane
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Sorry, @merry talon my brother called me and I got distracted. You have a better chance at brute-forcing my password than getting that ID, and that's an image, not standard file contents.