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It's not something I see hitting the larger market any time soon, and definitely dont see freeways/highways that accept flying cars. that's literally not what they are
it's an airplane and a car
you fly it like an airplane, like a normal airplane
and yes, that is one of the major fears from FAA ^-^ if it were allowed that everyone could just use flying cars. How do you make them safe not just for the user but for everyone else.
or you drive it like a car, like a normal car
What about Hyperloops my dudes?
Guys... BELIEVE in AI... that will solve everything 😉
yeah that's what I was saying, it's very probably the reason the FAA doesn't want to see it through
Who needs an airplane when you can take an unaffordable car into a single vehicle tunnel?
Who knows
I think visions of the future where everyone flies is not realistic
well everyone forgets that gravity does exist in the future
it doesn't just magically go away
wait what
what are your sources for that frostalf
I don´t want hyperloop. leave me alone at home with my PC pls?
you dont have to use it
but personally i would very much enjoy a quick trip to LA from my city
its just another method of travel
that traffic is a fucking nightmare
unless your job requires you to use it that is
lol
yeah I don't particularly like LA traffic
do you particularly like any traffic frostalf ?
You folks ever been to Bogota Colombia?
it isn't so bad depending where you need to go, so like if you just have to travel to the other side of LA, you are better off just using the highways just outside the city
Traffic there is insane.
Try Manila
Worse than Chicago.
as opposed to trying to go through the city
man enduring that on the daily sounds like hell on earth
it's so bad there, they have a license plate system where:
on Monday, if it starts with 1 or 2 no driving
Tuesday, 3 or 4 no driving
Wed, 5 or 6 no driving
Thu, 7 or 8 no driving
Fri, 9 no driving
If it's your day, you use public transport or you just don't go.
its just ironic that if it isn't because everyone is trying to get on the freeway that is causing traffic, then its like some 3-4 car crashes within a mile of each other that causes it
oh yeah that system
I remember that
man traffic in OKC is generally so nice
always seems like people purposely crash in LA >>
fucking love not living in a huge city ya know
What if you had 5 license plates?
they do
dolla dolla bills
That is all waste of time. WEEE need beer traveleing in hyperspeed to home! FACT
just brew your own
[RockyTV] has anyone tried openj9 with paper? is it better?
(jk dont it turns out like shit)
I think people tend to underestimate the power of just using motorcycles in cities
really does take up only a fraction of the space
unless you're packing your car extra hard, and even then
LA just needs to build a triple deck freeway so they can filter out those who just want to travel around LA vs those who just need to travel through it XD
rule of traffic is simple
oh wow
the more roads you add the more people that will be on the roads
you can't fix traffic by adding more roads
Have you seen musk's traffic idea? Like, dig a gigantic hole and put 5+ stacked lanes that are automated. You just drive onto the elevator and it routes you around automatically
While true, the types of freeways I am talking about wouldn't have very many exits. Like there is for the freeways in LA there is pretty much an exit every 1 mile if not sooner
seller demands a $500 deposit though lol
IRobots was future for me... still not happening :/
also on the topic of flying cars, I think musk also said "bad idea because what if someone forgets to check their hubcaps and one falls out and just crushes you one day"
or something to that effect
lmao
lol
I mean people still fling garbage out of their windows today
no reason to think they wouldn't do that if their car was flying
yeah he said he thinks they could accidentally guillotine random pedestrians
Don´t look at me! I was feeding birds.
Contrary to somewhat popular belief, throwing a penny off of a high place won't kill someone.
Might sting a bit but even at terminal velocity it won't do much.
Throwing out common garbage, like banana peels or plastic cups or something, probably won't do much. Just my guess, it'd do less than a penny would.
I don't think that's a popular belief
Maybe it's not a popular belief.
yeah I don't think so either
its just something parents tell their kids so they stop throwing money off of fucking buildings
But I don't think you'd guillotine random pedestrians.
im talking about HUBCAPS
HOWEVER some people might throw some actually heavy stuff down.
that would make sense then, brian is still a child
I've seen someone fling a used diaper out of a car in a highway once
it was Nasty
seen the video of that guy throwing all his trash out of his vehicle in china
so some guy comes up, throws it all back in
well china is cheating
dude opens the door to get out
and other guy just kicks it shit
shut*
twice, i think
was gud
russia is cheating for other reasons
china just doesn't really seem to have a very developed collective consciousness of trying to keep things clean and well maintained
russia, uh, is drunk
.. yeah
Did you see those keychains in China?
Disgusting, they put live animals like turtles or fish in these tiny plastic things that you can put on your keychain.
They put a bunch of food and dirty water in with them, they say that it lasts 2 weeks.
They die in 5 days or so because of the environment.
Let me pull up a video..
there we go
from flying cars to china ^^
Super sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1XGXMELyw I honestly don't think China has any sort of conscience.
(DiscordBot) Live turtles used as keychains in China (#1) - length 17s - 371 likes, 7,513 dislikes (4.7%) - 1,852,187 views - Dewey Hammond on 2011.10.06
yeah china is still getting their shit together
thats what we teached china... there is a market for everything?
well time to teach them that maybe just because you can doesn't mean you should
I don't think we're in a position to teach China anything without coming off super hypocritical.
The west isn't that much better.
idk I can say it without feeling hypocritical
there must be a reason
Point being that for nearly every distasteful thing China does, there is an equally distasteful thing in the west.
People are simply oblivious to it.
sure. nobody said we´re better
you don't have to be a certified catholic saint to tell people to stop selling turtles as keychains
Right, hence the hypocrisy of lecturing another country you're basically no better than.
nor do you have to feel guilty for doing so
Frankly there are way more important issues / things wrong with China than fucking turtle chains.
Turtle chains is at the bottom of the list.
So yes go for the low hanging fruit lol
maybe, but it doesn't make it less of a problem now does it
rip turtles
I still love the idea of a united world as in star trek
i mean if you really dive into what he's doing, you should realize he's probably poor as absolute fuck and trying to make due with what he can. so over a turtle chain i wouldn't shit all over the entire country. it has much larger problems than that lol
wouldn't those fuckers die pretty quickly
Yes @void void
(im not saying it's right)
It makes you look like a keyboard warrior.
Step back and criticize your domestic issues first before getting bent up about turtle chains and going on a mental crusade against China.
is a keyboard warrior some filthy weeaboo who uses a keyboard instead of a katana
ugh
very sad
rip
kyoto animation made some good stuff even though it wasn't my cup of tea
Yeah, I haven't checked who died, but no doubt a lot of talented people who worked on some amazing works perished...
everytime I see that picture of the kid with the sword I'm amazed by how..skeletal he is
Is that related to Heidi?
yeah and more than half died
33 died, 36 injured
oh so less than half
jesus 33
it was the 1 building AFAIK
I read that most people died attempting to escape from the roof
this is the first time I see a business lose half of its workforce to just death
well at least a relatively large business
Some serious fire code evaluation needs to happen either with that building or building codes in general
Because incidents like this shouldn't be possible
seemingly the major issue was the fact that the dude used fire accelerant
what was his motivation?
he thought his work got plagiarized iirc
yeah
wonder if they did
the anime industry is a bit bonkers, especially when it comes to plagiarism
maybe got upset that he wasn't being credited or getting any of teh attention he feels he deserved
yeah
oh Kyoto Animation also did Violet Evergarden, cool
damn this a talented studio
really fucking sucks
they say dude poured diesel or something like that at the exist
exists
not much you can do about that
I mean
he did kick it off by yelling "die" at them
they did a lot of the music-based anime that was really popular for a few seasons
or maybe I should say band-based
I never got into it
I remember watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya a long time ago, was pretty good as I remember it.
a lot of the stuff in it is rather well regarded, it just never really fit my interests
for a place that has lots of small electronics, quite surprising they didn't have cameras to spot this guy dumping fuel everywhere? I am pretty sure if they at least caught that, then the initial fire could have been more easily put out with an appropriate fire extinguisher
but their artistry was recognized over and over again
I doubt there was much of an "everywhere" to start with frostalf
probably only had one exit or something
and possibly no guard
well, you could prevent it, just the way to do so isn't something that is a requirement to have as a business. That is camera's and someone watching said camera's around the building =/ but yeah, sucks that someone just decided to burn it down.
it's a building filled with nothing but people who draw all day
didn't really make much sense to post a guard 24/7
Gin Rummy's intellect shining through...
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man, I'm so glad they're bringing back The Boondocks
is it just me or does it rain through the roof in 1.14
oh nvm
it's just my ships
did they add some heightmap thing or something?
@acoustic pilot THEY ARE?!?
Ahh
but yes the creator himself has been doing new comic strips and trying to bring it back
Mhmm
still, would be good to have the show back in whatever limited capacity
Witherspoon is a big portion of the show's appeal, just him confirming he's coming back for it is huge
Just need Regina King and whoever plays Uncle Ruckus :p
is it normal for bats to use 640% of tick
annnnnnnnd cows to use 244%
oh, skeletons 96% too
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wat
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lul
holy shit
fires are really popping off
over 1000 firefighters just north of here fighting a massive fire seemingly
at 3:30 am
what's the joke there
the armrests are specifically made to prevent sleeping on the benches
i decided to test if alexa understands weeb
so i said "aweeeekow" and she responded
D:
wat
ye
So i just realized due to world boarder fill, my dynmap wont update on new chunks so i cant have a cool effect of what ive explored. Can i do it so it will do that or no?
I don't think you can trick dynmap into doing that
You can't, but you can make a dynmap addon to do something like that (requires coding)
i sometimes get "read timed out" in 1.14.4 when connecting to my server - did not have that in 1.14.3
does anyone know what could be the cause? there is nothing in the server console but the read timeout
git gud
Ur bad kid
Wait so she'll say UwU?
no
i wanted to see if she UNDERSTOOD weebspeak
so i said "alexa" in a really retarded way
and she turned on
Awexa
I said "aweeeeeekowww"
Okay now that's just wrong
If someone talked to me like that IRL, I'd be a little sad
I'll assume
I'm trying to tan
that was my mf goal
but im burnt af
i actually got 2nd degree burns in philippines :>
had gigantic burn boils and everything
so this is mild
This is probably something I should take up with the developer of world border but, is there any reason why pre generating the world is painfully slow on 1.14.x?
I never friended you in the first place @void void
I don't unfriend people
Send me a FR
In all honestly I think they have Alexa setup to handle the disabilities too such as downs.
TIL Docker Compose v3 format removed resource limits on non-Swarm services. In order to use resource limits with Docker Compose v3, you must use Swarm. Of course you could create the containers directly using docker run and set the resource limits through the command line, but Compose v3 simply refuses to support it and tells people to use v2 instead lol
Oh they did eventually cave and add a --compatibility option that translates the swarm deploy configuration to locally equivalent options when possible, but damn it took a bunch of bitching judging by the GH issues lol
Things like restricting how many CPUs a container has access to shouldn't be this difficult or controversial.
Did someone mention Cardboard?
Alright so surprise surprise it IS me. It's a shame you need a verified account to post things on this server.
wat?
I had an amazing comeback to what I said earlier ("Did someone mention Cardboard?") but it'd be weird if I roasted myself so I hatched an amazing plan to roast from another person. That way, I can express my brilliant humor whilst also not coming across as kind of silly.
Here's what I planned on posting:
Brian you're such a nerd.
Yes
Yeah Amaranth, I might as well just put it out there 😛
@acoustic pilot was it you complaining about OKC?
probably not
fuck this sunburn is fucking killing
when did i complain about it
Idk I just saw someone mention okc
Are you interested in a dog tho
but the answer to your question is no
ffs maddie
god damn it maddie
What are you doing Maddie? You need to get out of here because you make me want to cry because you leaked details of our new $1999 monitor stand!
oh no. not the $1999 monitor stand
you're approaching nearly 12 credit hours at my university, excluding fees
hi
no
ok :(
Kk
Banned player tries to login
10 seconds later a new player joins with the same IP
totally not suspicious at all
That's why you ip-ban cx
Yeah

I find it funny how little effort people put into breaking rules / evading bans though
Like people who join and start flying in spawn
Well why put more effort into it when it can be easy /s
^ thats probably not far from the actual reason
My suspicion is that they've gotten away with it enough to just not care
All new players are watched over and I regularly check up on people though so they never get away with fuckery
Don't you have anti cheat?
vic: i am anticheat
What's a good anti cheat and do they false positive
My staff are the anticheat
They do their job and they do it well
Most people who cheat get found out by staff within the first 5-10 minutes
The rest are usually just xrayers who get fucked by paper's anti xray
im making my own anticheat with skript
u can use NCP with optimised config
are u on 1.14 i can link u that verison
its not stable yet for example it thinks ur hacking if u break long grass
also it undos block breaks alot
nut running any servers is even better

how do I check if a player has god mode enabled with essentials?
/whois Name
anyone else having trouble with players constantly getting timed out or kicked due to keepalive events in the latest build?
@dapper nacelle 

Why do you think Spigot would know what data Essentials is controlling
You need the Essentials API for that
Well frig essentials
Get a bot to deal with that
The fuck
Talking about no life
Just don't allow day old accounts?
Big gea
Anyone have a moment to check out my plan for a plugin management system? https://github.com/cmcarey/nozzle
hello
Cool idea adept. Im a little sceptical about it's practicality though
Anyone here bored and can please help making two 1.12.2 Paper compatible plugins out of some java code? I'm sure it will take minimal time for someone to do it.
(1) https://hastebin.com/asucunaber (prevent players from putting out campfires in campdefence minigame)
(2) https://hastebin.com/suxapehalo (prevent players from trampling wheat and stuff)
I'm aware WorldGuard can do this, but this is a lightweight minigame server, and WorldGuard+WorldEdit is just way overkill for something that simple.
Would appreciate any help. Thanks :)
@tame pendant why's that?
I've only read about it a little bit, so I might not know what I'm talking about completely but anyway...
Say like clearlagg, the dev posts a legacy build, and then an updated build shortly afterwards. Wouldn't nozzle sometimes download the legacy build which couldn't be used on an updated server.
Also, a plugin update could switch from being compatable for Java 8 to not compatable for Java 8, and on a Java 8 server, would cause problems.
Or perhaps an update is released for a plugin that only works on 1.15, but my server is still waiting to update to 1.15 due to other plugins not being updated yet.
I'm also not sure how you plan on bypassing the captcha or how you can find the new bukld jars, but that's another story.
@tame pendant The idea is to have a separate nozzle repository that contains metadata about the plugin (java version, bukkit api version, etc) and entirely avoid having to use the spigot site at all, so I don't have to worry about bypassing the captcha as there won't be a captcha
Ah, cool
god that's cancer in irc
calm your autism
who are you
You are so spoopy
I recommend you to calm your mental state, you seem angry.
Best whishes
is there retardation occurring in this channel
@static badge just someone at about the same wavelength as choco
choco's pretty good at rocket league
and then this spoopy bot said that's cancer in irc
no wonder you're also in here
wow
Just stop this discussion and move on please.
don't make me go over there 😠
Stop whatever it is and move on please.
@Spottedleaf, come over :*
you know what really sucks
not having kick perms
you!
ooh that too
fortunately for u I don't need kick perms to kick ur ass
you know you wouldnt, you love me after all
u wan bet
meet me at the swingset during lunch
sorry, mum told me i can't hang out with 40 yr old people anymore..
How do you be a bot
i'd ask you the same thing mr discordbot!
WHAT
nah but really, we're on IRC so it's linked up with discord thru bots
yes i know how it works



I'm not a bot either

Maybe this discord turns us into bots to maintain our anonymity
share your favorite human soundtracks https://youtu.be/OQIjGh9s4eg
This is a music video for Kill Everybody I've made from videos that Skrillex and his fans had filmed. I just loved the result of the video and thought it sho...
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^-^, probably this for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZUl2dNQyAo
SUICIDE SILENCE - Genocide (OFFICIAL VIDEO). Taken from the album "No Time To Bleed", Century Media, 2009.
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creepy
oh shit I'm feeling it https://youtu.be/89F5fpvwPr0
Track 05 from Death Grips - Ex Military http://thirdworlds.net TAKYON Triple six, five, forked tongue Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull How...
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meanwhile I'm listening to this
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Amerika hat uns Deutschen so oft aus der Scheiße geholfen. Jetzt ist es für uns an der Zeit dem großartigsten Land der Welt etwas zurückzugeben - eine Botsch...
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here we go.
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boys we have a music channel
not on irc
I was about to say that
magma ur literally a filthy weeaboo
how old are you lol
IRC world
Im like 
when I see that
irc is a protocol what do u mean
what a missed opportunity
sorry, i'm a bit too old for that funny business
😳

^-^, you show me a 69 joke in bed every night though
and ur apparently too dumb for anything else 
Me?
magma
how dare you!!1
yeah spotted how dare you
whoever re-ordered the channels
im cri
Spottedleaf
not a furry :angry:
i've been here since early 1993, sorry for flexing Spottedleaf
owo
omg
*nuzzles Spottedleaf *
im a furry too
How do you do colors on KiwiIRC again?
can we just kiss

Is that doing colors?
No

spicy wolfes?
is there a leaf hating campaign in 4chan?
\utest
let's be real is there anything not retarded in 4chan 
Hey, there has been some good things that 4chan has done, such as:
making people think that the ok symbol is a white supremacy symbol
hunting down shia's flag
making people drown their iphones
I mean that's just natural selection
making justin bieber fans shave their heads
making milk into a white supremacy symbol
getting mr worldwide go play a concert in a mall in alaska
wtf's occurred in here
manipulating kim jong un to be time's person of the year
best 4chan post:
How to make crystals at home
oh my GOSH yes
crystals at home
Oh wait no diamonds.
Maybe I'm thinking about a different thing.
erm is latest worldedit 1.14.4 compatible?
yes
?
coming up with the best mt dew flavor names
y is /ascend broken then?
you're prob not on latest
manipulate taylor swift's poll so a school for the deaf won
nope
no he's just retarded
yea that's obviously not the latest
given that it came out 6 weeks before 1.14.4 did
spamming more pictures isnt going to change any facts
ya but where do u get latest?
nvm i found it
Omfg it is latest version
The people who have done that deserve to go to jail at least
that's not even the best 4chan post about getting people to mix bleach and ammonia
AMMONIA AND BLEACH
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST
BUT I KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN
Gosh these people do they not realize ammonia and bleach = toxic gas??
Chlorine gas, pretty sure.
The primary toxic chemical formed by the reaction is chloramine vapor, which has the potential to form hydrazine
that's a typo, it produces extremely fragrant friendly vapors
Ah.
friendly vapors
4chan did a good thing: sent a lot of letters to an old man for his birthday.
Also a bad thing, convincing a kid to microwave a live grenade. He died.
well that's not the first thing that kid did with that grenade
actually don't you mean an undetonated ww2 warhead or something
He also ran over it with a car... pulled the pin.. poked a whole
poked a hole, sorry.
I think there's two posts like that
What a shame. Then again the kid.. what was the kid doing with a live grenade anyway.
the kid was stupid in the first place
Then, GOOD thing they did.
"I found a grenade? I wonder what wacky stuff I could do with it!"
did he really
it's not even the only dude who found old military explosives and killed himself with them on 4chan
There was this dude named Kenny and he posted a video onto YouTube of him abusing his cat.
I distinctly remember another anon found the remains of a ww2 era bomb in his garden
4chan got all his personal information and then got the authorities involved and Kenny got Animal Abuse charges.
yeah you don't mess with pets in 4chan
4chan is a mixed bag. They're chaotic good? Chaotic evil? Really just chaotic.
let's be real
Tons of good people, tons of really bad people.
it's chaotic lulz
it really is chaotic lulz 
for sure
I think this is the most iconic one.
It's an album of images, so make sure to click the link.
The day /b/ sent a toad to space. . Commencing experiment in amphibian aviation. 6/ 11/ 2011 I‘ Anonymous ( Wed) 14: 44: 44 No. 331649063 1 10 KB, 862x645, Doci
I mean, just look at this.
This is supposed to be a joke meme trying to get people to put their phones in water..
and it looks somewhat professional.
remember that time they geolocated some hidden isis military training facility based on what was on the background of the video and got it bombed?
I think 4chan has some good people, smart people, idiots.. It's just all around a chaotic lulz place.
I think it was isis
Wasn't there actually a case where some people believed it and tried it?
more than a few electroniccat
it made it to the news iirc
that and microwaving your phone
Fastest way to recharge it, ofc
never underestimate stupidity
microwaving ur phone 
reminds me of the really old story back when microwaves were becoming a thing about a lady who tried to microwave her cat to get it dry
(this kills the cat)
no really it killed the cat
s/brutal/metal
xD I think i just reproduced this bug https://bugs.mojang.com/projects/MC/issues/MC-157332?filter=allopenissues
Correction, <DiscordBot> <03self_slaughter> man, I hate cats, but thats gotta be a metal way to go
n/m/

Hello
I have one question
Do you have a maven repository? So I can write my own Waterfall plugins?
Or should I use Bungee to code them and just use it with a Waterfall proxy?
I want to start making a paper plugin, but where should I start? I don't have experience making a plugin before, but I have made a advanced data pack. I'm a CS major in college. Where should I begin?
I want to use something that I well documented to help me along the way.
I've heard of Skript but is there a newer better alternative?
If you can make a plugin, that is almost always prefered over a skript.
A JVM language. Java is most popular, but something like Groovy, Scala, Clojure, Kotlin, Jyton, JRuby, etc. works as well.
As for software, most people use an IDE to program, but you can use notepad or another text editor if you like.
What I want to know is how does Minecraft understand the code?
Where can I find documentation?
You can find the javadocs here: https://papermc.io/javadocs/paper/1.14/overview-summary.html
Sweet thanks
Minecraft doesn't understand the code, however. The JVM understands the bytecode that was generated from your build tool, which in turn read your code to make that bytecode. Minecraft, as in the pure Vanilla form, doesn't even know plugins are a thing.
(Well, the NMS in CraftBukkit, Spigot, Paper, etc. is modified, but NMS in itself doesn't directly interact with plugins.)
I suggest you use IntelliJ as an IDE, by the way.
Can you explain IDE for me? @austere ivy
Some kind of text editor? Something more advanced?
Or are you just learning theory right now? That's important too.
For Java, you write stuff which is called source code. This is human readable and is what you would write when you want to write a plugin or a program.
Then, you need to put all that code through a compiler. A compiler, for most programming languages like C++, turns it into machine code. This is code that your computer can understand and run.
For Java, it's a bit different. You put that through an intermediary compiler and it turns into what's called "byte code." This is code that another program called the JVM (Java Virtual Machine) can run, and on the fly it turns it into machine code, what your computer can understand. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
An IDE is a program just like any other, like Google Chrome, which just helps you write the source code.
It does a ton of things that makes programming source code easier, like auto complete, error checking, autocorrect, that kind of thing. It also lets you compile your source code and turn it into byte code, and run it too, all within the application.
So instead of going to TextEdit or Notepad and writing code, then going to your terminal and using the program to compile your code, then having to find your compiled code and run it, you can simply do that all in the IDE, which is short for Integrated Desktop Environment.
Whoops yeah.
or just use vim like an alpha
I strongly recommend you use IntelliJ IDEA (https://www.jetbrains.com/idea/) because that's, in my opinion, the best. It has the features like the ones I just mentioned, plus some cool things like code cleanup, which moves your code around and makes it more readable for you, and refactoring.
Say that you need to change the name of a variable or a method (or a function if that's what you're used to), instead of having to look for it all around your program and changing it in each place, being careful not to miss any, you can simply change it in one place and it'll change everywhere else. That's refactoring.
It just makes developing programs easier.
Some people also like using Eclipse (https://www.eclipse.org) but I strongly recommend IntelliJ IDEA over Eclipse.
Afaik, Java bytecode is interpreted and not necessarily compiled to machine code (the JIT will compile the machine code, but the JIT may not do that for all areas) and I don't think the spec even requires you to compile anything to machine code, but idk.
You're probably better at explaining this than I am lol.
Eh, the JVM is not something I am really familiar with though. I know it's there and I know it executes my code, but my knowledge doesn't go that much further than that either tbh.
Ah okay. I've been introduced to Eclipse. I have taken only my first class in Java but the professor hated the class and didn't teach us very well. I learn C++ this semester upcoming. @austere ivy
well bytecode is just the JVM's native
As well as Visual studio
jetbrains has CLion too
isn't that paid?
🎵 do what you want cause a pirate is free 🎵
Its free for students
🎵 do what you want cause a student's in debt 🎵
Just get student pack. Or open source license. Or something else, idk, they give away discounts like candy.
It's amazing what can happen when you ignore Discord for an hour. Just wrote my entire 7 minute speech in under 2 hours.
could've written it in 5 minutes using our feedback
"Hello everyone, my name is dumdum"
"do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
Lol
fill the rest of the alloted time with screeching
I wrote it over endangered wildlife
you're welcome
Can somebody give me a quick security review? I implemented a user login thingy and am not sure if I did it properly. Basically, on login, the user posts user + pass, on the server validates the pass using the stored hash and if it matches, it returns a JWS token signed with a secret. the client stores that token as a cookie. to access protected
backend apis you need to set that as a auth header. that happens via a filter where I check the token and check that the user has the proper role set in the token
does that sound good?
as long as the cookie is secure
so that it can't be stolen via can XSS you mean?
Are the passwords in the database salted as well?
mmmh, I use springs BCryptPasswordEncoder
not sure if that salts stuff
yes it does
and don't forget rate limiting
wow, this can fuck right off immediately
I already installed your app, I don't need it to advertise itself
What anticheat do yall use?
NCP ... I trust plugins way more than staff xD
antixray engine 2 for ores, staff for people xraying spawners/general cheaters. would rather make staff do extra work than deal with false positives
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wtf
well ok then
these people are like 30x too loud
the weirdest thing probably is that he has skype open
TIL Oprah's real name is Orpah
wtf kind of name is Orpah
when you cancel the break event or player interact event after breaking a block that instantly breaks you get stuck for a second
this is probably a bug
we know about it
[RockyTV] is there a plugin that removes enchantment max level on survival?
[RockyTV] like a plugin that removes the "too expensive!" error message when combining some enchantments
Any idea why my console is spamming this after update?
can someone give me a quick rundown as to whats ''PacketPlayInBlockDig'' it is very expensive for me up to 80%, vanilla paper no plugins
what do i watch out in order to find an issue and fix it
is it just players breaking blocks too fast?
macOS people, best SFTP client?
something is null @safe silo
@safe silo FastAsyncWorldEdit, get rid of it.
Yeah I'm doing that now
asura, it's a packet handler. Some player is probably using a modified client.
Or I guess packet wrapper is more accurate.
is mc actually vuln to resource exhaustion ddos from 1 bad apple?
that sounds like a yikes
Not really, if you send too many packets you will be kicked.
I guess just not in that case. 😛
sounds like you can send enough to spike your usage to 80% and not be kicked
although if it were a real problem i guess detecting and banning players is easy enough and they can only get so many mc accounts
@James what can i do about it?
does it persist if ur the only 1 on server?
no
server has about 50 people
some hack im sure of it
might look around for packet limiters to see how they work
id just make something to listen on player interact event or whatever triggers that and it should be clearly pretty fast whos abusing something
thanks, thats really helpful
Even after deleting FAWE
All that say they have updates are updated
what's broken
performance and bugs
is that a vanilla issue? i thought it was just when cancelling events that it's problematic
oh, it's a latency thing
so, something mojang doesn't test Kappa
Hello! Is there some recommended way to upgrade from 1.14.3 to 1.14.4? Or should I just replace the jar file and re-run the server?
First back it up, then that
Alright! Thanks 😄
Did the update really improve the performance (cpu overloading) as promised?
😦
😬 dammit
Ok, I'm uploading the backup back to the server now. I'm curious
Hope at least the most of the plugins will work 😄
so maybe "Ghostblocker" might be a thing again in 1.14.x
I'm gonna hold off updating to 1.14.4 for another build or two, just to be sure. I'm in no rush
Well, I was hoping for better performance
You'll most likely get it, too. From what I've heard anyway
Hopefully 😄
I need a good haxxor soundtrack for my programming, rec me something daddy
I'm weary from playing the same worakls and tyr songs
literally people are fly hacking and shit all the time on my server Lol
there is like 40-50 players on though so its hard for staff to stay on top when I only have a few staff
yeah but buy them barty
maximize your irony output
yeah
I know
you should be able to
think of the irony
the delicious irony
From what I've heard 1.14.4 is getting closer to 1.13 performance
loop
paper 1.14.4 is 'worse' than paper 1.13.2
Still makes no sense
._.
lol imagine still making plugins . . . . . . . .. . . .
cpu circles
are you fucking okay jokbon
do you need ASSISTANCE
is anyone able to translate what the fak he just said
jesus
I mean...
really...
I've seen some of the retarded shit you people have said
like how tacos are good or cats make for good pets
whats next magma
no
my platform is no more illegal tacos and no more cats
people do accuse me of being a populist tho
prove it

magma for president 2020 deus vult
man this is getting dire
I need to find a way to stand and dev
my back is starting to hurt
jesus my fucking head is killing me and im sunburned like a god damn lobster out of the boiler
Can anyone help with figuring out why my API-Version is coming out unspecified, even though, it's specified in the build.gradle
- Server's build.gradle: https://hasteb.in/tubajeqi.gradle
- API's build.gradle: https://hasteb.in/ojecuhik.gradle
- MANIFEST.MF of Server: https://hasteb.in/diyayuhu.http
what the fuck are you talking about
@stable oriole versionString = new Version(...)?
do you need to call like...perhaps...a toString() here
Still unspecified
It's the Manifest.mf
@stable oriole maybe try this 'API-Version': project('lava2-api').version.toString(),
if not that then idk
ok thank god that bose earpads can be replaced
randomly my left side earpad just like, literally blew up
and i thought well there goes these expensive ass fucks
but they can be replaced for like 18 bucks off brand of 30 bucks branded earpads
or*
Are TNT Dupers possible on paper servers? I'm the host of a private server currently and am able to do it on single player, but minecarts keep drifting off the rails.
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That flair though
Ooo thanks for reminding me I had some Chinese dude donate to me then claim it "wasnt as discribed"
How the fuck you gon donate something not as described
use patreon & patreon api to receive payment events

anyone familiar with Timings?
ask your question out
i wonder if we can make an auto bot like that paperspigot thing for .ask
@void void [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
good bot
also i finally got my Clojure scripting plugin into PoC state 🎉
dont know if i should gratz you or cry with/for you
uhmmm hello!
uhmm if I want to report a bug or error from paper-137.jar, I have to do it in #paper-help or #paper-dev ?
#paper-help, maybe even submit an issue
#paper-help and if it's an actual bug, we will tell you to go to github.
yeah i dont understand clojure
but i need to read about it
Sorry but it's my first time using paper and not anymore spigot
and Thank you for answer!
Paste your error on a paste website, and share the link in #paper-help. We will look to see if it's a bug, or something else. If it's a bug, you will have to go github to report it there.
We do not take bug reports here, we can only provide one-off answers to questions
uhmm I have made pictures of the error from console. it's alright if I post them on imgur.com?
we would rather you didn't use pictures
you can get the text from logs/latest.log
then pastie.io
Ok, remember to use a paste website. Don't paste directly into discord
yes!
who know a cheaper vps
for minecraft 1.14
xD
define cheaper
you can't really go cheap as you need kinda fast hardware to run 1.14.x server
sign up with google cloud you get $300 free
yo what?









