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@void void
you gotta release at some point or people lose interest
looks dry, glare
^
It's not done
yeah that's overcooked
It still has to smoke for 6 hours
I'll trade you my pocket sand for it glare
seems to be roughly how dry you want this to be
:/
if its not bleeding, its too dry
a cow died for this you didn't need to desecrate the body as well
It is bleeding
i killed all turtles but i still cant find cause of lag
oo bloody stake, i like mine cooked well
but thats looks epic
That was on the grill
We got the smoker 2 days ago
i still cant cause find of lag. all players are timeing out
I want my cow so undercooked I can taste its dying thoughts when I sink into it
that's called leather
it tasts good with lemon juce and salt
and I don't respect your opinion as it is objectively the wrong opinion to hold
if only I could call some form of child support services on glare so they could take that away from him and give it to me
I'll keep it safe
and moist
Lol
I'm so excited for this
it wont be evenly cooked
it will when everything is just charred
i cant beleve my server randomly started lagging so bad that on 2 players it is timeing out and going sub 4 tps
its so confuseing
I checked your timings and it's due to your poor taste in steaks
I call that progress
now what do i do next
go from "will" to "have"
i cant rn
and stuff like
[12:10:45 ERROR]: ------------------------------ [12:10:45 ERROR]: --- DO NOT REPORT THIS TO PAPER - THIS IS NOT A BUG OR A CRASH --- [12:10:45 ERROR]: ------------------------------
is spamming chat
then you can't get those good tps vibes
That literally tells us nothing other than your server is struggling to keep up
Try grabing the actual log and then people can see what's going on
wonder if that related to the issue at hand
ok
im getting log
is hastebin ok?
or is .log file better
is this ok, at the time no one was on
personally I'd like you to convert the error log into an iambic pentameter and record yourself reading that on youtube
im not very good at linux sorry
what is iambic pentameter
wai ti will google thay
Iambic Pentameter defined and explained with examples. Iambic Pentameter is one of the most commonly used meters in English poetry.
trust me it's the first step in resolving your issue
when has a smiley face ever lied to you
i dont like recording my voice, and my sister is asleep
can i just send the file?
um
Oh
server shutdown
even tho max tick time is set to -1
i dont want to record a poem of me reading the log @^-^
and I don't want to go run a 10k but we don't get to only do the things we want to do in life
you are sounding very entitled
its just weird
if you understood things correctly you wouldn't need help in the first place
true i guess
still waiting on that poem
all jokes aside, i honestly dont understand your log
why is your watchdog spamming for "0 second" lag
sounds to me like you misconfigured your watchdog settings or something
[08:27:32] [Paper Watchdog Thread/ERROR]: The server has not responded for 51 seconds! Creating thread dump
Your server is failing to count properly
oh
That's not a sign of a good and happy cpu
wow
https://i.imgur.com/EPOGTO8.png
... Huh.
Electroniccat you are telling me that my cpu is broken?
@wide hazel that method is a hack
which is why it was deprecated in the first place
inb4 // Paper - redeprecate
sadly, its needed to overcome the shortcomings of the inventory api in other areas
I'm well aware. lol
the worst part about it is it refreshes the entire inventory. you've all seen this bahavior in game where the item in hand get replaced with itself and it makes your hand in view go down then back up
etc
I'm telling you that something is clearly upsetting your server, the fact that LP is taking to long to process stuff is a majjjjor concern
sounds like normal windows to me
You didn't port java to run on a commodore did you?
runs
timings? hardware info?
this is what I use it for
https://imgur.com/MEjv6q2
What does htop show?
i dont know what i'm looking for @wide hazel
ok
without the forced update, the client is still looking at the old meta with the lore
so when I change lore on an item with the events I need to force a client update on the next tick
swapping on the cursor is way worse. lol
So, java is pushing at least once CPUs worth of load
so many glitches
I'd give timings a check, and hardware info would be handy
Are you renting the server or something?
no i have it in my house. but i cant go to the phisical server rn
Major one I guess would be cat /proc/cpuinfo
ok
i know it has 1 gig of ram in stick
and rest is swap. i am waiting for the ram to arrive
1gb? ๐ฎ
.....
Erm, htop is showing you have 8G of ram? Did you do something janky or what? o.O
swap is swap, memory is memory
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guess you'll have 16GB later?
wait a minute... your top terminal shows a remote connection to something, but your htop shows local connection.... that htop isnt from the same machine as the server instance
hdd might be fine
wai
i dont think so
OH I FORGOT TO SSH
INTO SERVER when doing htop
im so dumb
hahaha
My poor network cabinet :(
...
sorry for the mistake
throws hands up and leaves
Your issue is quite literally "swap is slow as shit"
i think so
think the Unifi stuff will survive 90+ degrees for a few months?
lol, alright, that was worth the time spent re-creating it.
https://imgur.com/L9nDKA8
// TODO: somehow add @e support
easy solution is to have the player that picked it up run the command, but then perms
how does /execute achieve that
not sure. Custom parsing?
maybe I'll just let players attach /execute themselves instead
my pagefile is 28GB
yeah, I hear ya
Hello
can u send me sum wam
64GB of RAM, my pagefile also takes us way too much space
32Gigs for me xD
wait, no, 32GB of RAM, my bad
But going to Have 128 :p
remember, swap size is *2 ur ram coz gotta hibernate
what's a hibernate?
"Yes, that's my swap SSD"
I know ๐
hibernate like bears
These days you'd probably literally need an SSD if you kept following the good ol' *2 rule
*SSD dedicated to swap
my server is actually 130Gigs with all backup & everything
how do you see swap on ubuntu server ?
free -m
thanks
prolly wuz better than the proprietary stuff we got going for chrome
You have no swap, which isn't really an issue but I do recommend having a small swap file at the least, you have 4.5G of ram left
thanks for the advice ๐ i just started to learn ubuntu like 2 weeks ago xD
just spent 20 minutes trying to make a line chart in libreoffice
good god it's trash
if I hear one more person say libreoffice is a replacement for ms office I'll probably die
is the interface still like office 2002
yeah i know
google docs is the next best thing to microsoft office imo
but I thought I'd give it a shot for this really simple task I needed it to do
but noooooooooooope
and even it isn't the same level
it's not that bad for it's usecase
it's not really a replacement to excel
google sheets works great for what it's for
Sheets is an Excel replacement for most people
most people don't need the complex things
Office Online wooooo
but there's a reason Microsoft Office is used by every company ever basically
I'm literally saying sheets isn't a replacement for excel
idk what more I can say
it's good for what it's good at
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Apparently it's gotten better over the years, but never used it other than by accidently opening it ๐
instead I just use my personal macbook with actual office installed
because my work won't give me an officel icense for my mac work machine
try to follow that logic..
Yea, it's likely never going to be a real office replacement
Turtl FTW
I don't really think it can be
Especially things like Access
I don't think there's an online Publisher either?
teams
slack pls
The only online product i've used is OneNote
holy shit dude, my school required us to use it
it was the most cancerous thing on earth
the teacher made us use it literally as a word processor and when I suggested that we use MS word online or whatever he said nope
it was broken 50% of the time for me lol
every version of onenote is great, I missed the Windows 8 one with the circular button thingy tho, was very nice to easily select an option in fullscreen with a single swipe
@void void your teacher sounds dumb
oh he is
our class was mentally deficient in a number of ways which only compounded his stupidity
eg when he told us to get into groups, people intentionally went into the wrong groups and he literally spent the next half hour going through EVERY group and figuring out who went where
like at that point why waste time, just let them be in the wrong group lmao
We get the whole office pack for free and use the different tools appropriately luckily
are you in highschool?
no, it was not epic at all
seattle wa
Are you introverted?
eh I'd say I'm in the middle of that spectrum
Which spectrum?
introverted -> extroverted
electromagnetic spectrum
by Emerson Wong Yann Singapore, they did an amazing job with this its amazingly funny and its educational!
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cancer spectrum
My mother died of cancer when i was 6 leaf
did you give it to her?
If i did i would have been able to take it back too
@cosmic raft I'm in the live chat queue for DSC.
ooh
fuck me PLL is hard
PLL?
Pretty Little Liers?
last step in CFOP
Rip, they don't have starter sets available at this time in Canada.
y tho
I'll ask
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.rekt
โ Vaginasaurus REKT
wut
vaginasaurus rekt 
Lax, ofc
The dude is doing a solid and he's going to send a ticket to them canadian fuckers and they'll email me back.
Iโm not up to speed with this chat
Do you want me to reach out ot Harrys and see if you can do their starter trial without having the full order that comes like a month later?
Jan, we're helping kash get better razors for shaving.
The dude has razor burn like a mother fucker
Only time i ever got razor burns was the first time i shaved my dick
I was more careful after that
only time I get it is when I've not shaved in a good while
Knew some guy who tried to wax down there
It was weird as fuck
You need to go with the grain
Dick hair is curly
I think it's more just the amount of hair I'm tryna shave and the shaving foam not helping too much
Also, BoldKing โค
Yeah cat, if I go awhile without trimming my beard, and then I take it all off, it sometimes leaves some marks
What's also interesting is that when I have my beard, I don't have acne, but when I get rid of it, I do sometimes.
That's why you typically go trimmer, then shaving cream, then razor.
Tried changing cream?
Youโve convinced yourself that the beard cures your acne
I mean I don't typically get acne anymore.
Acne would suggest that something is clogging your pores, either that or stroking your beard cures acne
I could believe that latter part
I think I'm used to touching my beard so when I don't have it ,and I keep doing it, I keep clogging my pores.
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Lmao
sup, we still talking about shaving
No,
Not with bukkit
Rip
lol
Gotta get some @Default in there
annotation hell
Not enough annotations
?
Oi
Does anyone know how to read this error?
It's completely paper unrelated
Just trying to narrow down the problem ...
Yep (sorry
I don't care the reason, it's stupid
Yep it is
yea wtf do those all have to be separate annotations o-o
Thanks for stating the obvious AndGK :)
It was a stupid config error which made the plugin trip balls
Didn't get any debug from that, so it took me a while to find that it's "EXPERIENCE_BOTTLE" instead of "EXPERIENCE_BOTTLES"
can someone pull the 1.14 upstream changes?
yea but you could like...merge them a bit
not disagreeing, it is a lot of annotations
im just saying, that's the point
that's not the worst part wiz
like, you have to write out syntax too?
a n n o t a t i o n h e l l
can't it just autogenerate from params?
wdym
instead of @CommandAlias({"acfadmin", "acfa"})
yea wait tf
so how do you
make an alias with a pipe in it?
does it take escapes?
you'd have to escape it somehow

aight no offense aikar but i'm glad we didn't go with acf
i thought the lack of @Switch was gonna be a deal breaker
but holy heck the rest of it...
Do y'all have an alternate recommendation? I'm not about to write my own, and ACF makes me not want to immediately commit die
but it doesn't completely eliminate wanting to commit die
so
piston
no wiki? :3
or even a basic readme, don't necessarily need a full feature review just maven coords and how to get started
i mean, i can, so yea that's stupid. But what to extend to make a simple command
been busy writing WE docs now
a problem is, piston is gpl
so is bukkit, no?
my plugins are not :D
bukkit is
if you use bukkit, they are
lol
just shattered some hopes and dreams right there
this is like the heart of it
https://github.com/EngineHub/WorldEdit/tree/master/worldedit-core/src/main/java/com/sk89q/worldedit/command this is commands
basically once the core is setup writing commands is easy
everything is autogenerated
including our docs
nice
if you ignore the kotlin, the important part is https://github.com/EngineHub/WorldEdit/blob/master/worldedit-core/doctools/src/main/kotlin/com/sk89q/worldedit/internal/util/DocumentationPrinter.kt#L243-L269
yes
๐คค
ah yes kotlin
now you just need to move it to docs.enginehub.org
worldguard has been sphinx for years
hastily scrapped together landing site lol
kinda had the rug pulled from under us when the server hosting wiki and some other stuff died
so i think i should shutdown logblock as its not gpl compatible?
can bukkit be gpl when minecraft is not?
wtf
??
bukkit != craftbukkit
why wouldn't bukkit be allowed to be gpl
craftbukkit is what has the licensing mess

Have you ever pointed at the screen and said this when watching Shark Week on the Discovery channel? This very thing happened to me one time, although not in...
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cause it's chasing him
and he's got lines in the water
it's just circling
but he can't bring up because the shark is around
tbh kashike i don't get that either
i think it has to be gpl because old stuff was gpl
lmao one of the comments on that video kash https://puu.sh/DN21w/9f31c2faa0.png
I wish Java arrays were Iterable
there's probably a trillion ways to wrap it 
there are
but in more thoughtfully designed languages like c#, arrays natively extend the list interface :^)
the list interface
yes
how about C# can go jump off a fucking cliff

i mean it makes sense tbh
list interface (in both languages) defines a collection with indexed access
list has add yeah
get some passionate love
tell her you'll bring her alone

telling your fiancรฉ about the PaperMC guild
yes
Autocorrect makes me classy 
lemme make it just for you z
she probably invited him here
Sometimes love ignores taste, and reason, and mental problems
yes
cat so mean 2 me
Just upset because he has to deal with mcmmo people and the normal PaperMC dumbs
Need to update the robots firmware
10/10 reference though
Leafs on memegenerator again
in some way, this is accurate
that's the joke
i don't understand jokes from leaves
last thing you'll do in your life is understand anything
fair enough
ah yes that gif
be nice leafy
just because simple has found happiness doesnt mean you cant
there are many other reasons you cant
if I had to be nice for one day in my life
@void void have you set a date yet?
not yet Z
I tried to dm you Z but Clyde murdered me on sight
Starter kit for?
I just updated to 1.14.3 and when a player goes to his pumpkin farm the server crashes.
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@fallen oracle where?
got the crash report?
"Welcome to 1.14" from the seems of it
we can resolve that specific one
change the isValid check to use our getChunkIfLoadedImmediately method
would there be negative impact?
No
good lord the lengths I'll go to for a meme
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ur cute xd
fuck @static badge you better appreciate this meme
we'll see
oh this'll be good
oh that's 1 min hold on am feeding
wish I could fiture out why peak keeps showing the desktop flash like that
linux being linux i guess
last time I tried I think peek didnt even work for me since I moved to wayland
hmm
because you know, better we not open up basic functionality like screen recording to the standard
I've used peak for a long time, idk if it's always done this or not
better we let each implementer define their own
but I feel like I remember it working better before
linux is the definition of nothing-is-standard
which is bizarre considering POSIX is supposed to standardize shit
but they just don't anymore
posix is dead
that's the problem
Freedesktop isnt interested in defining much anymore either
no standard == sadness
wayland would rather ignore it and let implementers do their own
just sadfaces all around
holy fuck lol
yes, I actually implemented an annotation processor for that fucking meme
it supports extends, implements, methods, and fields
as your magnum opus
I was supposed to get grades today but I just spent the day cleaning my apartment
annotaions
anointations
Owo
i just tried to play runescape again and got cursed at for not playing the holiday event
unrelated, the powershell v7 preview icon is very purple and interesting
"if you're not playing the holiday event you're a fucking dumbass it's free xp"
"but i have other skills to train"
"doesn't matter you're retarded, these skills are free and you're stupid for not taking advantage of it"
is that blue firefox
its just their developer variant
updates a lot, not even sure what the extra dev tools are
yeah, no
is handy though
I use nightly
I feel that
wait until you start telling us about how .net is the best and c# and winforms are the future
I made a custom physics engine datapack to run a game of pool in Minecraft 1.14. Download: https://sethbling.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Downloads/Builds/Pool...
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Z that's not even a joke tho, my last job was filled with windows shills
I casually mentioned Java and actually got bullied
NickG365 you still alive? you crazy windows bastard you
like, actual bullying
Fucking C# throws exceptions for 404's instead of just using the statuscode to report it... Lol
have a taco ๐ฎ
lots of frameworks do that @worn ember
uh
error codes remind us of errno
and here at shit fucking langs we need exceptions
Cuz exceptions are expensive
to throw exceptions or return error codes
youre just trying to start another flame war about a topic as old as time
vim > emacs
spaces > tabs
fite me irl
catch blocks are a reason - you can simply catch(final NotFoundException e) { ... }
along with other error handling things
okay take 2 https://i.imgur.com/gTWDQAr.gifv
All of Apple's " I'm a Mac I'm a PC" ads from 2006 to present day.
I just had it happen today
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And it's really annoying
I think that's enough of that madness
Yes
I'm still mad he isn't lower- or upper-casing php
got you fam
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I don't even know what that is xD
Lmao I just remembered I had this idea to end with pollution when I was younger, my idea was basically "put all the world's trash inside several rockets and shoot them to the Sun". The Sun, being this huge flaming ball, would burn everything and we'd be happy at the end
Nowadays something tells me that it wouldn't have good results... Even though I also can't figure out how it could go wrong
bill nye has a video about that and his answer was basically it's too expensive, stop being a shithead and recycle more
We're already doomed
apparently there was an opengl setting in the nvidia driver which was causing the issue
recording another gif to find out
.typing
Global warming causes cold temperatures in deserts
... Mfw I wasn't the creator of my idea to end pollution
ok we're doing this now
Global warming causes ice ages
Lmao Europe burning in 45 degrees and it's 24 in Portugal
yeah
Well, better not speak so much otherwise I'm gonna die
It was 35c yesterday
the only weather that matters is the humidity and cpu temp
okay last gif of this bullshit https://i.imgur.com/fw0EZy3.gifv
And like 30 today
flickering does seem to be gone
Leave.
who?
You. Lol
no
is some fucking thinking emoji trynna tell other people what to do
lol
almost as funny as a leaf talking
At least it's not a furry ;)
alright simple
not furry ๐
DOes Anyone heRe STiLL WatcH Caillou?
I have a meme of him
(he's not actually kidding)
lol
please stop with the link rape
that url
ik
what the fuck is that
apparently my future...
welcome
I bet leaf likes that stuff
lol
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lol

im kinda worried you haven't got the letter yet kash, unless it's just bc no post on the weekends
no post on weekends
o k
should be here monday
that is precisely why i worried it that way
https://i.imgur.com/iHUWMV8.jpg | For some reason, this is always what hits my brain when I think about Canada
They apologize everytime someone brings it up.
Yes, it's The
kek
We use it to defend ourselves from geese
Didn't Canada piss of the Filipinos by messing with their trash?
Yeah cuz it was bad trash
It's actually kinda disrespectful tbqh
Ik
It's disrespectful to send your trash to another place when they don't want it
It was because it wasn't the trash they agreed on
It was supposed to be for recycling
I was driving through a small town in Cebu and there is a landfill, three houses, a landfill, three houses, a landfill
But there was a whole bunch of non recyclable stuff in there
for many kms
Oof
They are putting a stop to it though
Starting to be, yes
They had to stop tourists from visiting a few specific beaches
Because the tourists litter
Like it's a day job to litter
"Oh I'll just throw all my shit right here on this beautiful beach"
"Now it's no longer beautiful."
That's the western way
People are disgusting
I always recycle
I even go out of my way to pick up trash I find laying around
20 people went down on Boracay and 2 hours later they had pulled ONE TONNE of litter off of the beach
It's open now again, but you cannot take anything with you on the beach
Because tourists ruined it
I tell my friends to clean their shit after them too
I hate it when people leave trash behind
This is what it looked like, thanks Tourists: https://mondrian.mashable.com/uploads%252Fcard%252Fimage%252F747326%252F6ee7d653-c320-4d0c-baec-55f4bf30e42a.jpg%252F950x534__filters%253Aquality%252880%2529.jpg?signature=NfRYgT-VzXo4CKEOi5WC0-0wpIA=&source=https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com
This is it now: https://www.bworldonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/SF_boracay-beach-367293.jpg
I never throw things around like that intentionally; there's been a few times when I've had a soft drink from McDonald's or something and left it behind accidentally
I hate seeing trash laying around
but what doesn't help
is tht ur trash
Is the lack of trash bins
Yeah, people who do it on accident, ok. But these people who visited Boracay would literally just be like "Oh? Plastic wrapper? Oh here's some sand right here. Buries it"
Fuck those people
New Zealand banned businesses from selling plastic shopping bags today, up to a $100k fine
good
They've been banned here for years
Gotta pay 5p over here for a plastic bad
where
*bag
Belgium
5p?
Free ones are banned here, now you pay 10c per bag. But that's not good enough because people still buy them.
10 cents per bag here
we get the paper ones for 10c i think or you can buy a reusable material one for $2
I aim to take a bag with me, tbh; But sometimes you just forget
Yeah. Same here but I think they completely banned them now
I've bought bags from time to time when I don't have any reusable ones with me
Coming home from somewhere and stopping to shop
So the problem persists
tbh I always used the plastic bags for like small trash cans in the house
same z
now Im gonna have to start buying actual bags or something
Bags of bags bags
I have this that I carry with me, since it goes on like a backpack
mmm clean hands
heh
Louis Vuitton is getting in on the wireless headphone game. These Horizon earbuds will cost you $1,000. You could get six sets of AirPods for that. So, are t...
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lol


you're going to get yourself?
yeah that's cancer
Yes you are
ur
No ur
ur
Uranus
you know what really sucks though
intellij dropping all of its compiler cache immediately after compiling minecraft
and you've gotta wait for it to hotswap all that garbage back in
that's true cancer

"2818 classes reloaded"
Hotswapping is a joke

Ffs stop bullying me

๐
LOL
I watched that louis vuitton video
all they do is slap their logo on a pair of 300 earbuds
and now it's $1000
You pay for the brand
yea, for real
999 for an aluminum stand



