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elfin vault
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Or whatever the problem is

cosmic raft
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I almost got hit by one car, and then not even a minute later another one almost hit me

void void
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Be careful bby

fallen oracle
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What is it now Kassh

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StoP pLAyinG FrOggeR

unreal quarry
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ever seen the movie final destination, kashike?

cosmic raft
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yes

unreal quarry
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its your turn

fallen oracle
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He's been watching too many car crash videos.

cosmic raft
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nou

unreal quarry
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lol

cosmic raft
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Like, not even joking. If I was a step further they would have hit me the first time, second time maybe 5 steps

elfin vault
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#adorable-pets might be a good thing right about now

placid thicket
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i got hit by a car on a bike once, nothing serious but my front tire left a full length body scratch on his left side and a rubber smear. he tried to blame me, i had right of way in the intersection

vestal jasper
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@cosmic raft

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pic's upside down, nice

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ez

elfin vault
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oh cool, another person I've seen in DSRV 👀

vestal jasper
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Hi

elfin vault
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Hi xD

cosmic raft
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Have a picture of outside

unreal quarry
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eww, get it away!

cosmic raft
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Music!

fallen oracle
unreal quarry
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iCarly is an African-American sitcom?

static badge
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it's a meme

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look who wrote it

unreal quarry
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🤦

vestal jasper
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imagine being a leaf with 1 braincell

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yeah that'd suck

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not 4 u tho

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it'd be an upgrade

vestal jasper
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hey you'd be something then

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I doubt you even have 1

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your intelligence is comparable to a rock

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ur information is wrong

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but given ur braindead that makes sense

vestal jasper
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ok retard

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vic

vestal jasper
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no

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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

vestal jasper
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

static badge
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

vestal jasper
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nice spam

unreal quarry
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🍿

vestal jasper
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I'm reporting you to billy

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vic

unreal quarry
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no no, please. continue

static badge
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u literally contributed to it

vestal jasper
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard\

static badge
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

vestal jasper
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imagine being so retarded 99% of your insults are literally copypasted

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99%

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ok mr my only comeback is "ok retard"

vestal jasper
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except for the one I just said

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yeah ok

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ur retarded

vestal jasper
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🤔

marble summit
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Welp, should Teto make public papermc plugins now that I pretty much give up on making a server network bleh

limber knotBOT
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if they provide performance to paper

marble summit
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What do you mean by performance to paper

limber knotBOT
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i mean just that

marble summit
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So you’re saying if they are utility plugins yes

limber knotBOT
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no

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do they make paper faster?

marble summit
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Plugin
Makes a server run faster than previously

limber knotBOT
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yes

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that concept is too next level for you?

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also green text doesnt work here

marble summit
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Teto too lazy to download spigot file tho and make stupid useless plugins for spigot

cedar spade
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if you had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and I offered to lend you one of mine
not only would you reject that offer but you'd be surprised I'd offer my last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

marble summit
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@cedar spade
if i had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
I would accept that offer so you would have 0 braincells left and die you fucking retard

vestal jasper
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@marble summit
if i had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
I would accept that offer so you would have 0 braincells left and die you fucking retard

marble summit
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@vestal jasper

if i had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
I would accept that offer so you would have 0 braincells left and die you fucking retard
vestal jasper
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also

doing more work to do less work

marble summit
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if i had two remaining braincells and one of them was dying let's say and you offered to lend me one of yours I would accept that offer so you would have 0 braincells left and die you fucking retard

vestal jasper
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I removed react recently and my server's performance shot through the roof peepojuice

cedar spade
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It's u fuking retard not you fucking retard

marble summit
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@cedar spade I am original™

cedar spade
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u fuking retardos

marble summit
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Unlike u

vestal jasper
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ok retard

marble summit
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ok returd

ancient bolt
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@wide hazel what

vestal jasper
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imagine not having a table

wide hazel
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@ancient bolt Eldritch Taylor Swift

unreal quarry
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is it just me, or do campfires on paper get placed in an unlit state?

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i cant tell if its lack of sleep, or if i broke something

wide hazel
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It just hates you

cosmic raft
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kindly stop with that "if i had two..." spam above

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or i will remove you

unreal quarry
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is legit question. i'm trying to track down 2 campfire bugs

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well, 3 i think

wide hazel
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@cosmic raft if I had two kittenz I would give you one :D

marble summit
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I would steal both kittens

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And turn them into soup

wide hazel
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All I has is this

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Also @unreal quarry I haven't done anything with campfires, sorry

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Give me an excuse to?

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Between trollcommands++ and AdvancedEnchantments there should be one there somewhere

vestal jasper
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the day leaf's removed is the day we all have endless tacos

wide hazel
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Poor leaf

vestal jasper
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he's a taco hater so he loses out on nothing

acoustic pilot
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Anyone know of where else I can get free 2D game assets besides OpenGameArt?

unreal quarry
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google

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runs

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but for real, i just use whatever from google. no one really cares

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the off chance someone does, just stop using it

acoustic pilot
merry talon
acoustic pilot
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lol, how to lose 2020 in America

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but then again, shit like the Patriot Act passed, so I probably shouldn't be so hopeful lol

ancient bolt
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if you think there's anything trump can do that could cause trump to lose you're naive

acoustic pilot
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damn, you're so smart

ancient bolt
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none of that going on here

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it's just a fact that his voter base isn't affected by his actions

acoustic pilot
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dang, some top notch political science you got there

ancient bolt
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alright, nice talk

vestal jasper
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Passive aggression.

ancient bolt
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good night o/

void void
vestal jasper
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Probably shouldn't bring up politics in a public place if you don't want to hear opposing opinions

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

acoustic pilot
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I'm watching a Blender series on how to easily make low poly weeb models lol

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I'm so bored lol

void void
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Heh

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Well, I finally finished all the different post types on the stupid tumblr fuckery.

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Tomorrow I'll keep styling and make it look prettier

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At least it's functional now

merry talon
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fuck tumblr

void void
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Indeed, if I had a choice I wouldn't use it

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but it's what she likes

merry talon
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fuck her

acoustic pilot
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not if he doesn't finish making her that damn blog lol

void void
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sad but true

cosmic raft
void void
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ye

acoustic pilot
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naisu

void void
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interesting stuff, saw that on hn yesterday

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oh cool

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wait did they write that from the ground up or are they forking off the main kernel

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forking i hope

cosmic raft
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fork

void void
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ok good

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what a cool d00d

cosmic raft
void void
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oh lawl

cosmic raft
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@void void always funny seeing this

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look what passed, look what didn't

acoustic pilot
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Broke on the same test for Windows and OS X, but built fine on Linux lol

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Or macOS I guess as it's called now

cosmic raft
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yes

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macOS

void void
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I don't get it but I'm tired af lmao

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he failed to write it compatibly?

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@acoustic pilot I'm watching futurama and am having fun :3

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HOORAY! I'm trapped in a tiny fun room with friends!

acoustic pilot
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Might put my Hulu subscription to use and rewatch it myself :3

void void
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Honestly, best show ever

cosmic raft
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huh

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futurama isn't on netflix anymore

void void
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I know :(

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Or download

ornate spindle
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there is no plugin for intelliJ that makes a flowchart of methods right?

void void
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flowchart? you mean in the same way a profiler does?

ornate spindle
void void
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Idk, I would think that to be a job of a profiler

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and there probably are profilers with IJ plugins

ornate spindle
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weird how there isn't a flowchart plugin that just hooks into the method search thing when you ctrl+click a method

void void
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have I been pronouncing char wrong the entire time??

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yes

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I've been fucking lied to

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people who unironically say cH-ar are mentally disabled

heady spear
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char = character. But you don't pronounce character like caracter

void void
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yes you do

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what

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do you cHar-acter

heady spear
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car has a longer a what

void void
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at least in the US, it's cāracter

heady spear
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you don't say car-acter either

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a in car is long breh

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but ye ch-ar is even more wrong

void void
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this whole time I've been saying char like charcoal

limber knotBOT
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hey simple, why did you call yourself simple?

unreal quarry
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character is care actor

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and char is car

heady spear
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kahr != kar, simple, idk what you're on about

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ye Billy is right

void void
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yeah I can see that now but this is a paradigm shift for me lmao

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like I get why it's pronounced that way, I just never happen to call it "car" personally 🤔

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guess I'm mentally disabled

heady spear
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car could like be right if you're Irish? possibly?

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I mean, that's how it's spelled lol

void void
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this whole time I've been saying char like charcoal

heady spear
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ye

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makes sense tbh

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you just see the char part, so without context it makes a lot of sense that you'd read it like char instead of kar 😛

void void
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how are you supposed to say gif then?

unreal quarry
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its not peanut butter

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so shut your mouth

heady spear
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saying that's read as car is a bit misleading though, because the word car is not pronounced like char is supposed to be pronounced.

void void
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sammy, because i can

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and city that's what i was trying to say

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but it just didn't happen

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yeah I see what you're saying lol

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more like care right?

limber knotBOT
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haha lame

void void
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you're lame

limber knotBOT
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no, i am cool

void void
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hi cool

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lame as can be

heady spear
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care is closer imo

limber knotBOT
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AgentTroll knows im cool

void void
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cār is pronounced care

unreal quarry
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speaking of cars, i just made minecarts controllable :3 was surprisingly easier than I thought it would be

void void
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phonetically anyway

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am I supposed to know the phonetic alphabet too?

limber knotBOT
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i bet simple doesnt have a car

void void
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i do have a car

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89 mustang

limber knotBOT
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thats an old car

unreal quarry
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i have a bike \o/

void void
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sexy car

unreal quarry
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but its in the shop 😦

limber knotBOT
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how can it even drive?

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can it?

void void
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yes

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I have a bike too

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(bicycle)

limber knotBOT
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i didnt know cars can live that long

void void
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and it can beat quite a few modern cars at launch and acceleration, too

unreal quarry
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my bike is cooler

void void
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bikes will slaughter it though

limber knotBOT
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i really doubt it

void void
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Well, let's put it to the test, shall we

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I have no doubts

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I bet it is billy

limber knotBOT
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you wanna race?

void void
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Yup

limber knotBOT
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where you live

void void
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California

limber knotBOT
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ill race you in a costco parking lot

void void
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and i will beat you in a costco parking lot

unreal quarry
void void
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You guys love to take sexy bike porn don't you

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Don't lie

unreal quarry
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lol

limber knotBOT
void void
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That's a foxbody

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They are sexy

limber knotBOT
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i dont think it can beat a bicycle

unreal quarry
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its nicer than my car ('17 kia forte)

void void
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I can get mine up to around 115 in 3.5 seconds

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Nicely tuned baby

limber knotBOT
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thats an illegal speed dude

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wtf bro

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you criminal?

void void
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nope. but I do race

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I love when fuckers pull up next to me in daddy's car and rev @ me

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because then it's over

unreal quarry
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lmao

limber knotBOT
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must be poor daddy

unreal quarry
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i refruse to race ppl :3

limber knotBOT
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because my bicycle would take on that mustang ez

heady spear
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Billy likes to drive really fast without a helmet on one wheel to show how fast his bike is

limber knotBOT
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you see, i have a very expensive bicycle

heavy rapids
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"Illegal speed"

laughs in german

unreal quarry
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had a few try, i just rev my engine back at them. then when light turns green they go and i'm just slowly pulling off like normal

void void
heavy rapids
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Gimme a baseball bat and I can beat that bicycle.

limber knotBOT
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(sammy) François Gissy Bicycle World Record 207 mph 333 km/h - length 3m 28s - 28,968 likes, 2,311 dislikes (92.6%) - 26,605,643 views - rocketman340 on 2014.11.09

void void
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epic

heady spear
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can you take your environment destroying mechanical horses somewhere else?

void void
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rocket propelled

limber knotBOT
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the only way to ride a bicycle

heady spear
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this channel should be solely dedicated to complaining about furries smh

void void
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the dude riding that bike looks hammered

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when he looks into the camera

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furry bad developer good

heavy rapids
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upvotes to the left

unreal quarry
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Getting dildo'd on I-45 SE Houston - length 15s - 1 like, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 51 views - Billy Galbreath on 2019.03.11

void void
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dildo'd

unreal quarry
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you ever been dildo'd?

void void
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i plead the fifth

unreal quarry
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i didnt know wtf it was at first. i thought some dude was showing me his banana

void void
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i don't understand what is happening lol

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he's just waving it out the window?

unreal quarry
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yeah

void void
unreal quarry
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lol

void void
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left u a comment

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
void void
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heh

unkempt roost
void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Wild Motorcycle Road Rage Fight Caught on Camera [RAW VIDEO] - length 1m 46s - 18,236 likes, 3,019 dislikes (85.8%) - 5,980,443 views - ABC News on 2016.04.06

void void
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@cosmic raft

cosmic raft
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wtf

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wtf is that car doing

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moron

void void
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And the biker got arrested too, for going on the wrong side of the road (while running for his fucking life)

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That kinda pissed me off

cosmic raft
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find more videos

unreal quarry
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how the hell can the car keep up with him?

void void
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i have no idea

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i feel like he's not in his highest gear and/or not revving as much as he could

vestal jasper
unreal quarry
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thats the only way

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if that was me i would have flown off

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been like "bye felecia"

void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Road Rage Instant Justice Compilation - length 11m 54s - 200 likes, 129 dislikes (60.8%) - 67,915 views - Clip'wreck on 2016.06.04

void void
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I love instant karma/justice

unreal quarry
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thumbnail is perfect hah

cosmic raft
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that first one though

void void
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lmao

cosmic raft
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ugh

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no

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stop with the slomo shit

void void
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just refilled my water bottle with a jug using a paper funnel :>

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the paper's ruined but at least i got GoodWater ™

cosmic raft
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wtf is that car doing

vestal jasper
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5 seconds of a clip followed by 20 seconds of slomo
skipped

cosmic raft
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in that third clip

void void
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he tried to peel out

cosmic raft
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yeah no this video is meh

void void
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should check out literally the 40 different subreddits on traffic justice lmao

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) HIGH SPEED POLICE CHASES | POLICE vs. BIKERS | [Episode 11] - length 15m 27s - 19,116 likes, 1,855 dislikes (91.2%) - 2,057,952 views - DirtBike Lunatic on 2017.03.04

cosmic raft
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that's better

void void
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yeah all i did was search instant karma :c

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grabbed first

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rip

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if you've ever watched snowcat he's hilarious

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all he does is ride around and curse at people for driving like fuckwads

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I need to see that

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thats his entire channel

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) "I didn't see that stop sign" - BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE (DUAL VLOG HONDA GROMS!) - length 11m 56s - 2,075 likes, 81 dislikes (96.2%) - 67,441 views - snowcat on 2018.08.16

void void
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they're vlogs, if you want just the cursing/main topic skip near the end

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but he's funny af

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I don't ride motorcycles, but the way he zooms into the car in the last part makes it hard to tell if the driver was any risk to him, but thats from my uninformed perspective

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they're usually not at risk to /him/ but they're at risk to others

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so he bitches them out

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he did get hit by a car tho

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is on his youtube

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ah I see

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fair enough

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whole paramedics thing recorded, all of it

dapper nacelle
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Does Paper have a feature in which you can disable the logs from being generated in the logs folder in the base root of your server

void void
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why do you not want logs

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I'm a complete pussy when it comes to dick drivers tho, if they yell or scream at me I'm not gonna do anything back even if I know I'm right lol

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just rotate them if it's a space issue...

dapper nacelle
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because its a test server for plugin development

void void
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delete your logs folder on shutdown

unreal quarry
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symlink logs/ to /dev/null

void void
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make a bash wrapper

unreal quarry
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done

void void
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or that

dapper nacelle
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where do I put symlink logs/ to /dev/null

void void
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however logs on a test dev server is where they are kinda most essential...

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lol

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are you on windows or linux...

dapper nacelle
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windows

unreal quarry
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oh, then you cant do that

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lol

dapper nacelle
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the logs in the console itself I wanna keep

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but when its shut down I don't need to save them

void void
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make a batch file

@echo off
your start command
rmdir logs
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rmdir will run after your server stops

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although, i think there is a flag required if the directory has files

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hmm

unreal quarry
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^ doesnt stop the logs from being written while server is running, though. its not a "save on exit" thing. it saves on the fly

dapper nacelle
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@echo off
title Server console
:start
java -Xmx2G -jar paper-116.jar
rmdir logs
pause
goto start
void void
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add /s /q to your rmdir

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rmdir /s /q logs

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and yes see what billy said

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it doesnt stop them writing

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but if deleting is your goal, then

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it'll work

dapper nacelle
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its basically the same result

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so its fine

vestal jasper
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just link the server dir to /dev/null

void void
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winblows

vestal jasper
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oof

unreal quarry
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worst os for a server ever

vestal jasper
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why run an mc server on windows

void void
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yes probably

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but, that's what he wants

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he said he wants no files, and just wants console

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

dapper nacelle
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its for plugin development testing

unreal quarry
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logs are pretty important to plugin development, imho

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but to each their own

dapper nacelle
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why would I need to log anything

void void
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yep lol

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for historical reference

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i do that a lot

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lol

dapper nacelle
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I solve any exceptions on the spot

void void
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ok, until you have a bug that outlives the current run

unreal quarry
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inb4 plugins crashes server and deletes all traces of what caused it

void void
unreal quarry
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cant have bugs if you dont have proof, amirite?

void void
dapper nacelle
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its not a bug its a feature

unreal quarry
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lol

dapper nacelle
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

void void
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i dont know why but that absolutely fucking retarded post on mojang just saying "ADD MULTITHREADING!!!!1 IT WILL HELPZ!" on the feature request forum

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and im mad about it again

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and all the players saying "GREAT IDEA!"

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all of them, retards

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Cyclist Confronts Angry Doctors Who Used Wrong Side Of Road In London - length 5m 29s - 364 likes, 102 dislikes (78.1%) - 31,872 views - Newsflare on 2019.06.14

dapper nacelle
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multithreading makes everything faster

void void
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in principle, it's a good idea. it's just the way they presented it

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VERY condescending, like all the developers are retarded for not doing so

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they simply don't understand the side-effects

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they act like it's a plug and play solution

dapper nacelle
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finding ways to beneficially implement multithreading is really hard

vestal jasper
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Tbh at this point I think you've spent more time setting up auto deleting the logs than you would just deleting them once a week

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They don't even take up that much space and are compressed on startup

dapper nacelle
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Actually after running the server for half a year I just reminded myself that the logs existed

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it was a big file

void void
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big files

vestal jasper
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a big file? it should be many small files

void void
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this is why you rotate

dapper nacelle
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big folder

void void
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you can even create a scheduled task in windows similar to linux cron to auto purge your logs folder

dapper nacelle
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does paper use modules?

void void
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windows makes it extremely easy

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and....wat

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....yes?

dapper nacelle
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the java 9 thing

void void
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no

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it's against java 8 afaik

dapper nacelle
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I just got off my dinosaur and migrated from java 8 to 12

void void
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you probably shouldn't comp your plugins against 12

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you can use 12, but comp against like 8 or 9

wide chasm
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I compile against 11

dapper nacelle
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here?

wide chasm
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I wouldn't do 9 tbh, since it's already EOL

void void
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im behind lmao

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and there and in your pom dylan

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that is your IDE level, your pom controls what your jar will be against

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if not specified i believe it's like...7?

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6?

wide chasm
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I thought 5

dapper nacelle
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<plugin>
    <groupId>org.apache.maven.plugins</groupId>
    <artifactId>maven-compiler-plugin</artifactId>
    <version>3.7.0</version>
    <configuration>
        <source>12</source>
        <target>12</target>
    </configuration>
</plugin>
#

this thing

void void
#

ye

dapper nacelle
#

to 8?

void void
#

or 11 i guess, im behind tbh

#

stef will give a better answer

dapper nacelle
#
[ERROR] Failed to execute goal org.apache.maven.plugins:maven-shade-plugin:3.1.0:shade (default) on project wands: Error creating shaded jar: null: IllegalArgumentException -> [Help 1]
[ERROR] 
[ERROR] To see the full stack trace of the errors, re-run Maven with the -e switch.
[ERROR] Re-run Maven using the -X switch to enable full debug logging.
[ERROR] 
[ERROR] For more information about the errors and possible solutions, please read the following articles:
[ERROR] [Help 1] http://cwiki.apache.org/confluence/display/MAVEN/MojoExecutionException
#

maven is dead

wide chasm
#

I'd do 8 or 11. 8 is used more, but 11 is latest LTS.

dapper nacelle
#

I have the jdk 12 installed

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and jre 8

void void
#

you can still compile against a lower version with 12 installed

#

thats what i was trying to say

dapper nacelle
#

whats that shading thing about what maven is saying

#
<plugin>
    <groupId>org.apache.maven.plugins</groupId>
    <artifactId>maven-shade-plugin</artifactId>
    <version>3.1.0</version>
    <executions>
        <execution>
            <phase>package</phase>
            <goals>
                <goal>shade</goal>
            </goals>
            <configuration>
                <minimizeJar>true</minimizeJar>
            </configuration>
        </execution>
    </executions>
</plugin>
#

this is the build thing

unreal quarry
#

shading is a term used for injecting dependencies into the compiled jar

#

you will shade in any dependency needed that wont be there during runtime

woven otter
#

this place really needs some channels for non-related to paper help lefbad

void void
#

general java help lmao

dapper nacelle
#

lol

unreal quarry
#

no one reads the channel topic though

dapper nacelle
#

when shading you tell your thing that it will get the lib provided on runtime, right?

void void
#

that would be the point, yes...

woven otter
#

@unreal quarry when I asked question in paper dev some of you told me that it's not the right channel to ask for help lefbad

unreal quarry
#

i never told you that

woven otter
#

some of you

unreal quarry
#

they didnt read the channel topic then

#

^_^

woven otter
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

void void
#

epic

dapper nacelle
#

can anyone spot anything wrong in this POM

worn ember
#

@woven otter probably IRC nubs

woven otter
#

I don't want to accuse anyone but I think it was ecat and aikar

dapper nacelle
#

man these shaders are heavy

#

oof

#

wrong screenshot

void void
#

noob

dapper nacelle
#

here we go

#

SEUS ultra high

zealous knot
#

Psst
Use https://pastie.io/ to avoid pastebin's disgusting UI and UX and to also avoid hastebin's constant downtime 😉

dapper nacelle
#

oh nice

void void
#

or since hastebin is open source, find an alternative provider

signal yoke
#

Or just make your own

void void
#

lol

signal yoke
#

Wouldn't be too hard

void void
#

indeed

#

i love people who reinvent the wheel at all possible times

signal yoke
#

Hey Simple, how's your knowledge in waterfall?

void void
#

fine? i guess

signal yoke
zealous knot
#

well i mean pastie.io is an alternative provider, it's a fork of hastebin with some improvements, ie not being broken all the time @void void

#

also you can permalink to lines :p

void void
#

oh ok i remember a pastie site (.com maybe) but it wasnt a hastebin site, i didnt look so my bad

signal yoke
#

That's nice

#

You would think Hastebin wouldn't fail at it's one and only job

void void
zealous knot
#

Lol

vestal jasper
#

Oof, this plugin's main class is named main

#

it's not even capitalized

#

????????

#

There's no way the plugin author named their variables these

heavy rapids
#

plot twist, they did

#

exhibit A: public members

vestal jasper
#

They have all of their event listeners and command handlers in the main class

heavy rapids
#

exhibit B: "main"

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more than two handlers / one command?

vestal jasper
#

95% of the plugin's functionality is in the handlers

void void
#

speaking of paste sites, jkcclemens (I think thats how you spell it) made paste.gg

#

(if anyone remembers him from the bukkit forums that is)

dapper nacelle
#

plot twist: 100

heavy rapids
#

stale meme

cedar spade
#

your a stael meem

vestal jasper
#

some of these comments on that plugin, billy

#
Me too... I don't want to use Paper since it spams a lot of errors in console and due to its lack of stability....
Please support Spigot.....```
#

just... wat

heady spear
#

Paper indeed spams a lot of errors

#

I think it's a virus 😦

#

@vestal jasper what plugin is that?

vestal jasper
#

The janky one or the one I just brought up

pearl ibex
#

@cosmic raft kazheek

#

Yo, i'm looking for a bitchjob. Anyone knows something?

worn ember
#

Uh

fading gull
peak dust
void void
#

Hey, i'm looking for a builder who can use voxel sniper and world edit, it's for a plain terraforming, contact me ( i'm french sorry )

void void
#

i really doubt that you'd find builders here

#

it's a server mod discord, where bunch of server administrators/plugin developers gather pretty much

cedar spade
#

They also asked on MOSS

strange bane
#

Terraforming is easy, just use sand.

pulsar wigeon
old badge
#

lol

merry talon
#

paperclip downloads and executes remote code

strange bane
#

Lol, that does sound bad. xD

green tulip
rose pier
#

Does PaperMC 1.14.3 have Anti Xray available? Afaik earlier 1.14 versions didn't.

golden gust
#

There is a PR open for it on github

worn ember
#

kitty cat

pulsar wigeon
#

unless someone finds more crashes

golden gust
#

If you wanna help speed it up, test it on your server and report back how it works

#

Stuff like that often depends upon the community contributing to testing, makes it easier for us to merge something without having to worry about everything blowing up when we actually do push it out

#

general gist is make sure that you've got git bash, java and maven installed, checkout the repo and ./paper j

placid thicket
#

Any update on the mob movement thing?

#

Because it's legacy, get java 11/12, should be fine

golden gust
#

mob moment was fixed

placid thicket
#

Cool

golden gust
#

If you're following issues on the tracker, I'd suggest using the subscribe button

spiral garden
#

@spare venture AdoptOpenJDK

golden gust
#

adopt doesn't include jfx with 8, which is blows raspberry

placid thicket
#

That's a solution too

upper flicker
#

adopt doesn’t include it because openjdk doesn’t include it

#

It’s a separate project with a separate package

#

As of 11 the split is much more formalized and not even oracle includes it

placid thicket
#

Oracle has always done it for obsolete java versions, 8 was just recently added to that list

upper flicker
#

Oracle changed its licensing

placid thicket
#

12 is here without an account

upper flicker
#

If you’re running Oracle java in prod you’re technically violating their license now

spiral garden
upper flicker
#

Whether they’ll come after your tiny Minecraft server is a different conversation

golden gust
#

pretty sure I commited that so it would build on something

tropic flame
upper flicker
#

No idea why you would

golden gust
#

Just, create an account

placid thicket
tropic flame
#

I've personally been using AdoptOpenJDK for maybe a year or so 🤷 especially because they compile for x86

placid thicket
#

Also the accounts are free

spiral garden
#

i'm using Adopt too since Ninite includes it

#

also woo, 15 computers to set up on Monday, that'll be fun

tropic flame
#

lmao

accounts are free
they ask for your city, postal code, job, where you work, sarcasm starts here geoIP location, how many children you have, how many pets you have, do you believe in aliens sarcasm ends here

upper flicker
#

It is Oracle still

tropic flame
#

^

#

literally

wide chasm
#

I think I found a website a few days ago with account e-mails and passwords you can use for downloading.

tropic flame
#

yes, it's called BugMeNot

#

I've used it when I needed Java 7

placid thicket
#

I only got asked for email/password and optional job

#

Like I said, optional for me. Maybe Canada is different?

#

anything still significantly broken between 14.2 and .3?

void void
golden gust
#

Easiest option is to grab a copy of spotteds repo and just checkout the correct branch there

abstract peak
static badge
#

ah yes people are migrating to concrete I see

peak dirge
#

AdoptOpenJDK is bae

#

Zulu is good, too.

obsidian musk
static badge
#

check the commit history

void void
obsidian musk
#

Is 1.14.3 still performing bad as older 1.14.x?

placid thicket
#

thought provoking thing of the day:
the phrase "happy as a clam" is very disturbing because clams cant feel emotions

spiral garden
#

woah

#

LTE speeds 🔥

placid thicket
#

as far as is known, will 14.2 plugins break in the current 14.3 version?

dusky chasm
#

Do you think a skyblock server in 1.14.3 would run more smoothly then a survival server in 1.14.3?

placid thicket
#

Yes, a skyblock server would run better due to not having to generate land

gritty shale
void void
#

mk

limber knotBOT
#

hi

royal jasper
thin anchor
#

Survival not pre-gen on 1.14 is so painful, can confirm. Anyone have any 1.14.2 vs 1.14.3 current performance comparisons?

stable oriole
#

Just kind of a general question, I noticed you changed the title of the nexus page, where is that located in the files?

tardy lynx
#

Can we make art channel?

upper flicker
#

do we get a lot of art?

tardy lynx
#

Nope, but still

upper flicker
#

then whats wrong with general?

tardy lynx
#

idk, would seem weird posting art here

ancient bolt
#

my code is art

fallen oracle
#

Happy late anniversary to MC 1.7.10

#

It was 5 years old 3 days ago

tardy lynx
#

Boolean.valueOf("true");

fallen oracle
#

And people still demand support for it (:

tardy lynx
#

time to make a 1.7.10 server

lusty wren
#

5 years old

#

thats like half of minecrafts age

#

honestly why would someone ever host a server on 1.7.10 :/ there is literally no reason I can think of

#

there are plugins that can bring old mechanics back

#

and you get the benefits of new features + being on a stable, actively updated version

void void
stable oriole
#

@upper flicker Because I think you'd know the best. I noticed you changed the title of the nexus page, where is that located in the files?

bright ermine
#

Ugh someone keeps shutting down my bungee server

#

By sending random traffic to it

#

And I can’t figure out how to fix it

red tide
#

anyone here who could help me with a crontab command? i finished it but im unsure if it will work

pearl ibex
#

Sorry, i can't stop. 😂

upper flicker
#

@stable oriole I have no idea what you’re talking about

pulsar wigeon
#

the nexus page

#

what did you do to it

upper flicker
pulsar wigeon
#

where is it

#

you cannot hide your secrets forever, zachariah

#

we will find it

cosmic raft
#

block + blockentity

stable oriole
#

I'm talking about the Nexus Repository page, yours says PaperMC Maven Repository, but the default has Nexus Repository Manager

#

I wanted to know where to change it

cosmic raft
#

what? it says Nexus Repository Manager for me

stable oriole
void void
#

AYYYY is that opera?

#

Nope edge. :/

stable oriole
#

It's the chromium based version of edge

void void
#

Ah its actually pretty clean

stable oriole
#

Opera is based on chromium too, so i'd expect it to be

void void
#

Yeah, i like it because its clean, and has built in vpn.

upper flicker
#

Oh

void void
upper flicker
#

Idk I can take a look for you soon though

#

Misunderstood you matrix fingerguns

static badge
#

did u misread

stable oriole
#

Just tag me Z, I wont be on my pc, and channel notifs are wonky on mobile

violet bramble
pearl ibex
#

@upper flicker Wowie! I found a Behringer B-1 at ~90$.

#

I didn't knew those things were sold here in Venezuela. thonk

limber knotBOT
#

argh I have spent literally the entire day refreshing my uni account page to see if my grade came out

#

I need to do something else

pearl ibex
#

Btw, BTC price has increased since you gave me the money. :P

upper flicker
#

@stable oriole System -> Capabilities -> UI Settings -> Settings Tab -> Browser Page Title

pearl ibex
#

So i can actually get it. (If i get someone to buy my BTC in here... thonk)

stable oriole
#

Thank you! @upper flicker

pearl ibex
#

@cosmic raft kazheek

cosmic raft
#

please stop

pearl ibex
#

Ok. :c

#

Sorry, kash.

wide hazel
snow flax
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) The Dark Ages of Minecraft Multiplayer? - length 10m 4s - 626 likes, 17 dislikes (97.4%) - 4,438 views - AntVenom on 2019.06.29

marble summit
#

@ Hypixel peepeepoopoo

wide hazel
#

Anyway, off to my friend's wedding

#

Later!

marble summit
#

I hope you fall and crack open

#

During the Wedding

#

🥚 🔨

pulsar wigeon
#

10 minutes 4 seconds
ominous title
Sounds like clickbait garbo 🚮

marble summit
#

Aren't literally all videos on Youtube Clickbait now

cosmic raft
#

no

marble summit
cosmic raft
#

lots of videos i watch have accurate titles since they aren't from garbage people

marble summit
#

But aren't all people garbage

#

Especially since LIFE IS ANIME

#

dabs

limber knotBOT
#

kawai is justice

#

dabs on .MO

marble summit
#

NO

#

Reverse Dabs

limber knotBOT
#

.flirt ^-^

#

(kashike) I can't attack that.

#

rip

#

seems to be like we have a dab-off

#

.flirt MagmaGuy

#

MagmaGuy, I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

#

\o7

#

how very superfluous of you kashike

#

.flirt MagmaGuy

#

MagmaGuy, Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

#

I'll have you know that the sexiest part of a woman is her brain

#

which is why I always request MRI scans at all first dates

#

curvaceous

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) epic sax guy but every other beat is missing [CC] - length 1m 31s - 2,147 likes, 18 dislikes (99.2%) - 51,811 views - Adam Emond on 2018.06.23

fallen oracle
#

The new Beatles movie is good.

finite wave
#

Beetroot

static badge
#

C++ compiler

cosmic raft
static badge
#

must be nice living there

cosmic raft
static badge
#

wtf

static badge
#

it's cute

cosmic raft
#

unlike you

static badge
#

ur retarded

woven otter
#

what a nice conversation

marble summit
#

@static badge shut up cat

#

Or I will send you to the pound

static badge
#

MO ur literally a weeaboo

marble summit
#

Leaf you’re literally a fucking cat

static badge
#

the filthiest of filth

marble summit
#

You are a cat, cats are the filthiest animal of all the house animals

static badge
junior heron
stable oriole
#

Would anyone here be able to help me with Nexus 3 giving a 503 error in maven, but loading perfectly fine in a browser

fallen oracle
#

How many Discords you going to ask in? 😛

stable oriole
#

Just the 2, it's just frustrating

finite wave
#

Lel

stable oriole
#

It loads fine in a browser, but it gives me a 503 when trying to build

finite wave
#

Loads fine meaning

stable oriole
fallen oracle
#

Wonder if it's a cloudflare thing

finite wave
cosmic raft
#

yeah, that ddos protection stuff is going to kill it

fallen oracle
finite wave
#

Oh hey

#

Stealing my content huh

fallen oracle
#

The default install of Nexus has a major security flaw.

stable oriole
#

When you guys proxy maven-central on the paper repo, you don't need to configure anything in a settings.xml.

And you're using cloudflare, so I'm not sure what to do

#

Should I disable under attack mode for the domain in cloudflare?

hallow light
stable oriole
#

@fallen oracle

fallen oracle
#

Probably

#

I mean, my nexus runs under CF, but I don't force that wait 5 seconds thing.

stable oriole
#

That fixed it xD

void void
#

lol

#

its almost as if forcing the ip check would break maven...

fallen oracle
#

Did you fix your tumblr stuff?

potent warren
#

!stats

limber knotBOT
#

Uptime: 1 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes, 31 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 175 (4%)
Messages from Discord: 3736 (96%)

potent warren
#

Hmmmm

void void
#

@fallen oracle yea

#

after a bunch of BS

#

now I'm just making it prettier

fallen oracle
#

Awesome!

worn ember
#

What position? The loser position?
;)

#

Bruhhh

wicked granite
drifting magnet
agile mulch
merry zealot
#

is there a quickhelp discord for general plugin development or should I just post to the spigot forums?

fallen oracle
merry zealot
#

oh yea fair

ancient bolt
#

took me about an hour to learn 2-look-OLL and now I'm wondering why I never decided to learn sooner

fallen oracle
#

2-look-OLL?

#

.g 2 look oll

limber knotBOT
void void
#

smfh tumblr gives {LikeButton} and {ReblogButton} but they aren't simple links, one is an anchor and one is a div. Reblog button visually appears lower than like button. Now I have to figure out what the fuck is going on.

fallen oracle
#

Smfh

void void
#

i am actually considering using a fucking table

fallen oracle
#

Mortal Combat looks like a fun game.

#

On sale for $37 right now, still a tad expensive.

acoustic pilot
#

$37 for a fighting game that probably doesn't have that much replayability 😛

fallen oracle
#

Ya

#

I just picked up Planet Coaster

#

Cause it was like 80% off

acoustic pilot
#

Nice

#

Is that the one where you build roller coasters? o.o

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Planet Coaster - Surprise, delight and thrill crowds as you build the theme park of your... - Simulation, Strategy - released 17 Nov, 2016 - $9.49 (was $37.99)

acoustic pilot
#

Ah, yeah

#

Seems alright, though I'm never giving Frontier any of my money again after they bungled Elite a few years ago

fallen oracle
#

Lol

void void
#

hnghhhhhhhhh

#

wtf

fallen oracle
#

It's cause what I do is typically just buy bundles with random shit in it for a cheap cost.

void void
#

I've set both their height and width (which I shouldn't have to IMO) and they are still higher/lower. They're inside a list and set to inline-block so they should be right next to each other. I don't know what else to do short of using absolute position and manually moving these fucks around.

#

Tumblr, wtf!

acoustic pilot
#

The full kit for the Valve Index is $1000, guess they weren't aiming for the budget crowd at all lol

wooden blade
#

Sounds more like Dumblr

void void
#

Very fucking dumblr

wooden blade
#

Hey, Half Life 3 isn't going to announce itself

void void
#

lol im lost

#

i dont fucking understand this bullshit

#

glare fix for me

cosmic raft
#

Hello.

#

Have some pictures.

hollow socket
void void
#

very pretty @cosmic raft

void void
#

:O

fallen oracle
#

Nice

void void
#

Let me see if I can find my long exposure pics

fallen oracle
#

My phone background is a 398MB picture of the moon

#

It was like an 8K photo or something that was made from over 100,000 photos of it.

#

Shit like that amazes me.

void void
cosmic raft
#

same background on my phone

fallen oracle
cosmic raft
#

too bright for me

fallen oracle
#

Lol

#

It would be nice if it was darker

#

I might look for a replacement

void void
#

Can see the earth rotating

#

and those are airplanes not shooting stars

void void
#

This one too

#

I've yet to figure out how to stop the nasty pixelation at night

#

Probably need a better camera lol

fallen oracle
#

So cool

void void
#

Might do one later when it gets dark

fallen oracle
#

Good work

merry talon
#

kash do you go outside

#

at night only

cosmic raft
#

basically

#

why do you ask

void void
#

cuz he tryna be an assh0le

#

:>

merry talon
#

no because you seem obsessed with darkness

tropic sundial
cosmic raft
#

and?

merry talon
#

nothing PepeSip

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Nightcore - Angel of Darkness lyrics - length 2m 51s - 382,186 likes, 8,818 dislikes (97.7%) - 57,356,686 views - BlondDummKaddi on 2011.07.30

unreal quarry
#

nice @void void ^_^

#

here in houston we dont see stars

#

lol

#

our skies are either blue or purple. never black, and definitely no stars are visible

void void
#

There is a lot of light pollution here, you couldn't see them with your eyes.

#

I had to make my camera keep the lens open for 30 seconds

#

And then do it for about 3 hours

#

lol

quaint briar
unreal quarry
#

why is forge still using mcp when fabric mappings are better?

void void
#

answer:

#

Retards.

cosmic raft
#

that's a matter of opinion

void void
#

oh boy

#

here we go

unreal quarry
#

lol, was just asking a rhetorical question that involves 2 separate teams, hoping it would answer barty's question 😉

cosmic raft
#

you do realise that the combat experiment is an experiment branch, yes? not part of the mainline currently

#

there's this thing called branches

#

it allows multiple things to be worked on at once

unreal quarry
#

*11

#

are wikis ever right?

#

shifty eyes

pulsar wigeon
#

holy shit kashike lol

#

that nightcore takes me back

cosmic raft
#

hehe

fallen oracle
#

Oh my Nightcore

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Nightcore - Rockefeller Street - length 2m 28s - 605,801 likes, 12,721 dislikes (97.9%) - 36,269,442 views - TheNightcoreWitcher on 2011.09.26

static badge
#

is that furry or weeaboo

#

I can't fucking tell

marble summit
#

Both

static badge
#

goddamn weeaboos

marble summit
#

I bet ur so hard rn
Fapping to those Anime Furries

static badge
#

mfw

marble summit
#

But heres news for you

#

THEY ARE 8

#

FBI OPEN UP

#

@spare venture The FBI has found out your ruse, so if it looks like a kid it is illegal

unreal quarry
#

i'd probably listen to more nightcore, if they weren't surrounded by overly sexualized anime girls

marble summit
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) 【GUMI】I Think I Just Died【Cover】 - length 3m 30s - 9,591 likes, 42 dislikes (99.6%) - 278,168 views - kyaami on 2019.01.05

marble summit
pulsar wigeon
#

LUL i need that emote

marble summit
#

You will not steal my POTETO

#

Nor FBI pepe

#

Both are MINE

pulsar wigeon
#

you're lucky i don't have nitro

#

or i'd show you some potato

marble summit
#

🦀 Wizjany has no nitro

fallen oracle
#

🥔

marble summit
#

I will give you nitro if you give me 50$

#

Per Month

#

And you gotta tell them to play on my mc server

#

And you also gotta delete WG+WE

#

From existence

#

Yes

#

8k USD for World Edit

#

You can get a bunch of nitro with that

#

Like probably 1-2 hours

pulsar wigeon
#

barty

#

fuck you too

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) 「Nightcore」 → Anima Libera - length 2m 47s - 1,219 likes, 24 dislikes (98.1%) - 66,265 views - 「NightcoreReloaded」 on 2019.03.17

cosmic raft
#

that's racist

#

what

acoustic pilot
#

Probably a Pocky

golden gust
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AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!

acoustic pilot
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Two people sharing a Pocky and kissing is like a common romance trope

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(Japan/Korea's version of sharing spaghetti)

pulsar wigeon
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they are called pepero in korea, but otherwise yes

acoustic pilot
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Yes

upper flicker
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theyre super good

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you should go get some

acoustic pilot
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11/11 is Pepero Day

pulsar wigeon
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what z750 said

upper flicker
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that's azachariah to you wiz

cosmic raft
acoustic pilot
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Chocolate (or strawberry) covered biscuit sticks

upper flicker
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no

acoustic pilot
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yes

upper flicker
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if you eat them while watching anime you become a weeb

acoustic pilot
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Z is just in weeb denial

upper flicker
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its a fine line

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looks through the emoji list for some confused anime thing

cosmic raft
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ah yes

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) AUTOMATICA - Robots Vs. Music - Nigel Stanford - length 4m 16s - 261,622 likes, 5,463 dislikes (98.0%) - 10,557,688 views - Nigel John Stanford on 2017.09.15

static badge
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fucking robots

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stealing our jobs

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now they're stealing the musicians jobs

cosmic raft
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hey @static badge

static badge
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key @cosmic raft

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shit

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Basshunter - Boten Anna (HQ) - length 3m 26s - 95,567 likes, 4,125 dislikes (95.9%) - 33,573,356 views - Ultra Music on 2008.09.19

cosmic raft
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it's about an IRC bot

void void
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dont know what I'd do without xD

fallen oracle
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Why is the video not working :(

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This video is not available.

void void
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cuz ur a noob

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) BASSHUNTER - DOTA - length 3m 53s - 179,687 likes, 4,475 dislikes (97.6%) - 24,416,849 views - BromaSixteen on 2012.05.04

fallen oracle
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That one isn't available either wtf

cosmic raft
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I wish there was a full version of this

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Children, Fable, One and One - Robert Miles Tribute Medley - Gaga Symphony Orchestra - length 5m 8s - 7,234 likes, 84 dislikes (98.9%) - 284,965 views - Gaga Symphony Orchestra on 2017.06.15

cosmic raft
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the Children part

acoustic pilot
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They still make music? lol

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They were playing WC3 Dota too, that was the shit 😄

cosmic raft
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let's see

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.1.15

limber knotBOT
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(Korobi) Charlie Puth - "How Long" [Official Video] - length 3m 31s - 3,225,477 likes, 93,510 dislikes (97.2%) - 520,395,387 views - Charlie Puth on 2017.10.19

cosmic raft
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.1.16

limber knotBOT
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(Korobi) *NSYNC - Tearin' Up My Heart (Official Music Video) - length 3m 29s - 165,947 likes, 6,527 dislikes (96.2%) - 46,984,931 views - NSYNCVEVO on 2009.10.25