general

[woven otter]

now the cancer of CV came here

[heady spear]

@woven otter stop calling yourself the cancer

it's not healthy

[golden gust]

Actually

[woven otter]

need to spread the disease

[static badge]

you see, in order to solve a problem you must first realise it exists

[heady spear]

we all know you exist leafy

but we're still stuck with you

[static badge]

alright u fuk

[woven otter]

leaf is being reasonable

[heady spear]

what to do next?

[limber knot]

we need to get rid of bezels

I am so tired of this shit

[woven otter]

who's that

is that city

[limber knot]

is it painful duck?

being this ignorant?

[woven otter]

not sure. is it?

[limber knot]

I guess ignorance is bliss

[heady spear]

ask leafy, he'd know

[woven otter]

i'm pretty detached from society

so I wouldn't know

[limber knot]

you wouldn't know if it hurts

and you wouldn't know about a tech term

makes sense

[heady spear]

@woven otter don't engage the trolls

[woven otter]

well pretty sure this is the first time I have heard of that word

[heady spear]

just pretend he doesn't exist :3

[limber knot]

mfw some people actually like bezels...

false

those are not people

[woven otter]

okay city will listen to you

[limber knot]

but they are also holding their phone weirldy so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

they renounced the title when they started liking them

[heady spear]

Why the fuck would you dislike the thick secion of the hoop of a ring?

that's very specific

[pulsar wigeon]

are you baiting

[limber knot]

you're also a very specific type of ignorant weeb

[pulsar wigeon]

or is some swedish thing

[limber knot]

sounds like none of your throws hit the bezel and didn't get in ?!?

[heady spear]

I don't speak any English what so ever

[woven otter]

[heady spear]

so I wouldn't know what he actually meant

[pulsar wigeon]

^

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Display_device#Bezel

wait

[woven otter]

I agree with city tbh

[pulsar wigeon]

that link is broken

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezel

[limber knot]

tbh. the lower one is quite nice if you want to hold your phone only with two fingers...

I mean I am pretty sure that weeb doesn't speak english

oh it's wiz

hi wiz

[heady spear]

See, with context it makes sense

[pulsar wigeon]

hi

[limber knot]

he's just mashing random keys

[pulsar wigeon]

i just got out of bed

[limber knot]

tell me you love me

[woven otter]

Are you talking about Jay Bezel?

[heady spear]

just saying bezel didn't tell me anthing

[pulsar wigeon]

cuz some fuckboi was spamming my discord

asking for 1.8 support

[static badge]

hey wiz

[heady spear]

r u not allowed to do that?

[pulsar wigeon]

and literally spamming his stacktrace in 5 different channels

[heady spear]

I was planning on doing that

[static badge]

can i get 1.8.8 support

[heady spear]

😦

[limber knot]

I hope you responded with "lolno"

1.7 support please

[woven otter]

leaf will you support my 1.8.8 server

[pulsar wigeon]

i banned 4 people within 2 minutes of getting out of bed

[heady spear]

He can come to the superior FAWE server and ask for help so that I can ban him

[pulsar wigeon]

one of them was a repeat cuz someone got an alt account to come back and say "well that was rude"

so i banned him too

[limber knot]

I guess wiz doesn't love me

@spare venture he probably wanted WE7

rip

[heady spear]

wiz loves me tho

[pulsar wigeon]

rip kashike

ew

city ur face is gross

[woven otter]

wiz hates on me using php

[heady spear]

ew means yes in Swedish

[limber knot]

13:37 <&kashike> MiniDigger: it's not that I feel bad about accepting money, it's that the things that I would put on Patreon are things like Paper too, but I don't do hard work like version updates, electronic or others do <--- meh, you still do enough for projects that are not your personal projects

[woven otter]

wiz always in a bad mood

[heady spear]

I actually shared my face in here a couple of hours ago and nossr said my hair is 9.5/10

so now I'll hold that against him for the rest of my life :3

[woven otter]

it's actually 9.49/10

[limber knot]

your face is 10/10 from me

[pulsar wigeon]

i'm out of your league then

my hair is 11/10

[woven otter]

pic?

[pulsar wigeon]

u wish

[woven otter]

well how would we know if your not lying

[heady spear]

Apparently I'm not ugly so I don't care if wiz is mean to me anymore

let's dox him mtm

[pulsar wigeon]

my what

[heady spear]

you've even protected your twitter account you fucking nerd

[pulsar wigeon]

i have 0 tweets

[pulsar wigeon]

wat

[woven otter]

https://i.imgur.com/S2eTBTV.png

[heady spear]

this is so accurate tho

[woven otter]

https://i.imgur.com/ZoVSvxP.png
fix ur shit

[limber knot]

it's cleary sk89q's site lol

also imgur does allow hotlinking? 🤔

[heady spear]

is wiz canadian?

[woven otter]

unlikely. he doesn't fit the stereotype then again leaf doesn't either

[limber knot]

wiz is from mars

[heady spear]

wiz is boring

he has no shit to leak

[merry talon]

wiz is sk89q

[heady spear]

we'll just have to kidnap him and force him to pose for pictures

lolno is actually useful ;#

[pulsar wigeon]

wat

[heady spear]

wiz we r kidnapping u

[woven otter]

ye

need more updates

[heady spear]

updates for what?

[pulsar wigeon]

who is useful

[woven otter]

more 1.8.8 support

[heady spear]

yes support ur shit

wiz barely even supports fawe

he's so bad

[woven otter]

I opened my window and it started to smell like farts. Who farted in my window

[heady spear]

what's a good excuse for not going out for drinks with someone?

but like, without them knowing I am just making up an excuse?

Sorry, didn't mean to 😦

[pulsar wigeon]

i'm confused

did city just fart in duck's house to attempt to get a date

[heady spear]

I have a date I just don't wanna go

[limber knot]

that your parents need your help or something

[woven otter]

post that question and then say that you meant to post it somewhere else

[heady spear]

I want to sleep in <.<

[limber knot]

then sleep in

[woven otter]

did city actually fart in my window

[heady spear]

yes

I'm vegan so my farts smell

[limber knot]

what's your favourite food

[heady spear]

he wants me to build a fucking midsummer pole with him and his friends and then drink with them like uh no

[woven otter]

vegan gay russian 🤔

or bi

[heady spear]

I'm bi ffs :3

[woven otter]

delete

[heady spear]

did I just unrionically post :3

[limber knot]

no you're just desperate weeb

[heady spear]

öpö pelsligng is hard

[woven otter]

what

[limber knot]

desperation

[heady spear]

this

so we build these

[woven otter]

he's dipping in his own supply

[heady spear]

then dance around them pretending to be frogs

[woven otter]

what's that

[heady spear]

and then after that we eat pickled herring, spring potatoes and sour cream

[limber knot]

well some have to pretend harder than others

yes

[woven otter]

kashike weren't you supposed to sleep

[limber knot]

yes

[merry talon]

@stiff yarrow found it https://boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/27943681

nsfw

[heady spear]

we sing small frogs small fromgs are funny to look at

fromgs?

om

small frogs small frogs so funny they are

no ears no ears no tails they have

[limber knot]

uh heavily nsfw

[woven otter]

i'm kinda curious of what happens in that discord

[limber knot]

mfw jenkins build queue has 20 entries

ffs I want to go home

[heady spear]

just quit your job

I can hire you instead

[woven otter]

do you actually pay though

[heady spear]

y e s

[merry talon]

well its 4chan

[pulsar wigeon]

city pays in swedish candy bars

[merry talon]

so yeah

[heady spear]

I pay Swedish minimum wage ;))

[woven otter]

which is?

[heady spear]

we have none

[woven otter]

so it's a scam

[heady spear]

yes

don't tell him that tho

[limber knot]

pay me 60k€ a year and ill work for you

also mfw 4chan is blocked at work for porn

[woven otter]

[limber knot]

Pay me 60k€ a year and I'll include a free foot massage

[heady spear]

I can do €60k

[woven otter]

I would be happy even for 30k

[heady spear]

But we hire people as junior developers and pay them half of that for the same amount of work

[limber knot]

.wa 30000/12/4/38

(MiniDigger) Exact result: 625/38 - Decimal approximation: 16.44736842105263157894736842105263157894736842105263157894... - https://is.gd/UuygtP

[merry talon]

yeah 4chan is like THE site to block lol

[limber knot]

ok, that calc was bad

[woven otter]

i mean average salary here is about 1000/month

[limber knot]

its more like 15 euro per hour

[woven otter]

so it would be 2.5x the average salary

[heady spear]

with a bachelors here it's $3k a month

that's the intro

average is $4k

[limber knot]

yeah, I get 3.5 as intro with my bachelor here

[heady spear]

Sweden doesn't pay well at all

[limber knot]

.wa 3.5 euro to usd

(MiniDigger) Result: $3.96 (US dollars) - https://is.gd/elxQEL

uuh its even more in usd

[heady spear]

I'm hired as a contractor by a company in new zeeland tho, they pay way better

[woven otter]

i guess it's best to get a remote job

[heady spear]

tho I still pay taxes here so like, that kinda sucks lol

[merry talon]

zeeland huh

[heady spear]

idk how to spell ok

and to be fucking fair, it's zeeland in Swedish

😠

[limber knot]

remote jobs suck

[heady spear]

they really do

[woven otter]

MiniDigger you are a dev in some network right?

also why

[limber knot]

I would be even less motivated if I didn't have coworkers next to me

[heady spear]

Motivation is a huge issue

[limber knot]

working together as a team, with the occasional random talk really helps

[woven otter]

ahh yeah fair enough

[heady spear]

I already struggle a lot because I do most of my uni course work from home

it's extremely hard to get things done

The sole act of going away to a remote place kind of makes it easier to focus on a task

[limber knot]

Duck no, not really. I do some stuff for dyescape but I am a software developer for a big german insurance at day

[heady spear]

lol the server I work for has some weird beef with dyescape

[limber knot]

I live 5 minutes from my office by bike

[woven otter]

oh okay

[limber knot]

its the best that would happen, I don't waste time commuting while still getting all the benefits of an office

plus I don't need to cook as we get lunch here 😂

which one is it city?

[woven otter]

could attempt to apply for some dev positions with my non-dev education

[heady spear]

hegemony, dunno if anyone knows about it tho

as it's been in-dev for like 95 years

[limber knot]

so its like dyescape :D

[heady spear]

There are no good local jobs here, so you either have to work remotely or move to Stockholm

the second I'm getting my degree I'm getting the fuck out of this place

[limber knot]

I did port dyescape to 1.13, setup a few paper like patched based forks for projects (including a custom paper version), did block phasing but thats basically it

out of your place and to stockholm or out of sweden?

[heady spear]

I basically do networking stuff for our server, and NPC shit lol, I know the owner really dislikes dienns

I'm probably going to Stockholm or Oslo, or if I'm lucky enough I'll go to the US :p

[limber knot]

"lucky"

I wouldn't want to go to the us, lol

yeah ^^^^^

[heady spear]

I mean, they pay twice as much as the average Swedish company and I get to keep Swedish citizenship

but idk there are some decent Scandinavian companies. Norway also pays a hell of a lot better than Sweden

and I don't need to do anything special in order to work there

[limber knot]

go to berlin or smth and work for a fancy startup

[heady spear]

We have a decent startup culture here but they only hire straight from the royal institute lol

[limber knot]

can you even migrate into norway properly?

they are not in the eu, right?

[heady spear]

you either need to graduate from the royal institute of technology or chalmers to have a chance to get hired in Södermalm

They're not in the EU, but as it's a Scandinavian country I can just literally cross the border and start working

[limber knot]

ah so its basically like in the eu

[heady spear]

Ye

Norway pays a hell of a lot more than Sweden does, so a lot of people commute across the border

or move there for periods of time while still having a secondary home in Sweden

my dad was a welder so he'd go there to work on ships and earn nearly 3 times as much as he would in Sweden

[limber knot]

why is there such an difference?

[heady spear]

Oil

[limber knot]

is norway that much richer?

[heady spear]

yes

[limber knot]

I just know that we buy all our clean energy from norway and sell them our dirty coal stuff 😂

[merry talon]

Their cost of living is much higher

but if you live close to the border win win lol

[heady spear]

The average wage for a server in Norway is €2939 lol

for a "system administrator" it's €5590

phone salesman €3776... <.<

[woven otter]

it fells like I need to move asap

[heady spear]

€3831 for a fucking janitor

I'm moving

I'm packing my stuff as we speak

I live an hour from the border

bye

[stiff yarrow]

@woven otter what country?

[woven otter]

Latvia

[stiff yarrow]

.g latvia average salary

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://tradingeconomics.com/latvia/wages -- Latvia Average Monthly Net Wages | 2019 | Data | Chart |...: "Wages in Latvia averaged 386.38 EUR/Month from 1997 until 2019, reaching ... This page provides - Latvia Average Monthly Wages - actual values,..."

[heady spear]

I can sneak you into Sweden if you want

then we go to Norway

[stiff yarrow]

.g america average salary

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/24/how-much-americans-earn-at-every-age.html -- Here's how much the average American earns at every age: "Aug 24, 2017 ... How does your salary compare? Below, check out the median earnings for Americans at every age bracket, according to data from the..."

[woven otter]

sounds like a plan

[limber knot]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

[heady spear]

€3185 for a fucking cleaner in Norway

THEY EARN MORE THAN I WILL WITH MY BACHELORS

for cleaning toilets

Fuck, they earn more than I will for the first couple of years with my masters

[stiff yarrow]

@heady spear its a very well paying job

[static badge]

go clean then

[stiff yarrow]

I know someone who ran a janitorial business

[heady spear]

My sister didn't make that much and she was earning well as a cleaner

[stiff yarrow]

would clean offices at night

made bank

[heady spear]

she now works as a nurse and earns even less

Nurses earn nothing here, very under valued work

[woven otter]

pretty sure it's the same here

[stiff yarrow]

my moms husband is a nurse

it varies on how much education you have how well you are paid

but for the least educated nurse position the pay is a bit above 20/hr

goes up to 40/hr for the higher education

[worn ember]

@heady spear u cant see me lmfao

[heady spear]

My sister earns $16.5 with 3 years of nursing school, but also a lot of work experience

if she were to get a bachelors in nursing that'd be around $20-$22

[stiff yarrow]

yeah nurses are paid pretty well over here if you have schooling

[heady spear]

tbf when she works overtime, which is like all the time because we have no nurses here, she makes $25/h

they are treated like absolute crap

and they're the target of every fucking government budget cut ever

[stiff yarrow]

oh that explains it

[worn ember]

@heady spear is that netto?

[stiff yarrow]

we have private healthcare

[heady spear]

You can work as a contractor and earn more tho

[heady spear]

so loads of nurses are quitting and the government is like "oh no y??"

[cosmic raft]

I was about to go to sleep

But I saw this

[woven otter]

but now you are here

[cosmic raft]

And thought of this channel

[heady spear]

You've been going to sleep for ages

[woven otter]

wow that's trippy

[heady spear]

you must be really bad at sleeping

[cosmic raft]

The loneliness is getting to me after all these years

[woven otter]

Z is lurking

[heady spear]

before you sleep can u do my homework plz?

[cosmic raft]

I would but I'm so tired, I don't want to get it wrong

[heady spear]

ok @woven otter u do it then

[cosmic raft]

Goodnight everyone

Goodnight city, nossr, duck

[woven otter]

gn

[heady spear]

Goodnight kashike

[woven otter]

@heady spear I would do it but i'm a commission whore

[heady spear]

I'll pay you

[worn ember]

@cosmic raft nite nite

[woven otter]

sounds like a scam

[heady spear]

I'll pay u with kisses

1 kiss per question :3

[worn ember]

thats big gea

[heady spear]

tbf I should continue seeing this dude because he has taken all the math courses I have to take

then I can force him to tutor me :)))

[woven otter]

well only if they are exchangeable

[worn ember]

@heady spear stop abusing people for your own benifit smh

[woven otter]

no it's not abuse it's called a relationship

[heady spear]

he's cute too I'm sure it could be of mutual benefit

[woven otter]

ofc you would say that

[heady spear]

I'll trade sexual favours for math tutoring, it's fair

[worn ember]

sounds primitive

[tropic flame]

sounds kinky

[heady spear]

I'm a math whore what can I say

[worn ember]

ur just a whore xD

that happens to like math

[heady spear]

nah but for real this course wasn't nearly as interesting as I thought lmao

[woven otter]

hah

[worn ember]

lmfao

[acoustic pilot]

still not asleep huh

[worn ember]

get the gas

[woven otter]

pretty sure he never sleeps

[upper flicker]

Sleep is for the weak

[worn ember]

and those who want to grow old

[upper flicker]

Kash runs on sheer willpower

[cosmic raft]

Someone PMd me so I came back to this channel about it close the app when city sent that

I had to pin

[acoustic pilot]

mhm, sure, see you again in 10 minutes lol

[worn ember]

i never get notifiactions on my phone from discord

no idea how i managed to ffuck it up

[cosmic raft]

105

[worn ember]

oof

[woven otter]

so it's a proof that you never sleep

[worn ember]

mr famous

[woven otter]

mr spammed

[worn ember]

inb4 self bot

[cosmic raft]

Okay now really goodnight, see you in a few hours

[heady spear]

@worn ember wth went down with CV

[cosmic raft]

Please leave a message after the beep

Beep.

[heady spear]

fixxy and I talked about it, but none of us gets what happened lol

we know begga got banned and stuff but like, that's it

[worn ember]

pim is an asshole, he banned a few people, deleted some channels, demoted Nick

i was just done at that point

and left with a bunch of other people

[heady spear]

why were they banned?

did they do anything that's worse than what they usually do?

[worn ember]

"emoji spam"

no lmfao

he was just triggered

[heady spear]

Like I know begga is extremely dumb and stuff

._.

[woven otter]

TL;DR pim was cunty, people were salty.

[heady spear]

Because I woke up and just saw a giant stinking pile of shit lol

and half of the messages were deleted

[worn ember]

pretty much

now hes trying to make us look like the bad guys

even tho we didnt do anything wrong lmfao

he even had to broadcast how he banned people...

like how much of an attention whore are you 😃

[woven otter]

well he pretty much banned begga and shieet for their nicknames

[worn ember]

their nicks werent even bad

[woven otter]

yeah and even then I had similar nickname but I didn't get banned

I assume because I was a booster

[worn ember]

well not anymore 😉

[hollow viper]

Im sad

[heady spear]

gotta shower because it's 900 degrees

cya later lol

[tropic flame]

at 900ºC you'd be dead

goddamn Fahrenheit /s

[heady spear]

degrees kevins

[tropic flame]

idk who decided to invent that 150º is a perfectly human temperature

[worn ember]

i like how we have 3 types of degrees even tho science uses kelvin 🤔

[tropic flame]

honestly the middle could be 0, not too hot, not too warm, just neutral

but nah, 0ºC has to be cold asf

[worn ember]

freezing point?

whats wrong with that

makes sense to me

[tropic flame]

... oh yeah it has to be with the water thing

ok I forgot that

[acoustic pilot]

Clearly Fahrenheit is superior, 'Murica numba won

[granite salmon]

no

[worn ember]

100°C is boiling point

at least the numbers make sense lmfao

[tropic flame]

Fahrenheit sucks, Byteflux

[heady spear]

Kelvin and Celcius are pretty much the same, with different reference points

[tropic flame]

just like the imperial system

[granite salmon]

america brings confusion

[heady spear]

Fahrenheit makes no fucking sense at all tho

[acoustic pilot]

That's part of the strategy

Keep everyone confused

It's working

[hollow viper]

Use miles for extra confusion

[acoustic pilot]

and because they're superior, of course

[tropic flame]

European: How tall are you?
American: 6'4"
European: Okay then... takes shoes off to measure

[acoustic pilot]

as well as inches and feet

[heady spear]

You don't even use a sensible weight scale

We have this discussion weekly

On here lmao

[granite salmon]

a needed discussion

[heady spear]

Let's use AMUs for mass, and light years for distance

[worn ember]

if only japan nuked the US instead /s

[potent warren]

welp. I seriously ran out of GitHub Discovery repos https://i.imgur.com/mOISIlG.png

my dashboard lost the right side

lmfao

[tropic flame]

you can't say "thermometer" without saying meter

there's no "thermofoot"

[acoustic pilot]

The US almost nuked itself in 1961, dropped 2 nukes on North Carolina accidentally, they almost detonated 😄

[worn ember]

how do you "accidentally" almost detonate nukes lmfao

[acoustic pilot]

Bomber crash

[tropic flame]

I'm thinking if that's good or bad

[potent warren]

hmmm

[heady spear]

Had the last circuit been closed they would have detonated

[worn ember]

carrying nukes when your planes cant even properly fly
murica fuk yea

[heady spear]

They still haven't found the other layer of one of the bombs lol

[worn ember]

arent nukes like super heavy?

[acoustic pilot]

each one being 250 times more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima

Would've killed anything in a 8 km radius

[tropic flame]

that's why america is an isolated continent

[granite salmon]

sounds like something trump would do

[worn ember]

using km instead of miles 🤔

ur fake murican

[tropic flame]

keep the crazy ones out of the rest of the civilization 😄

[heady spear]

Someone said that had the last check not failed they would have had a bay where NC is now lol

[worn ember]

coote

[heady spear]

Dragons r cute af

[tropic flame]

imagine having to re-do the world map and update all history books because of an oopsie-doopsie

[heady spear]

Ok on to this fucking shower

[granite salmon]

no

u can't go

[heady spear]

Also on old maps california is an island

[granite salmon]

you are prisoner here

[worn ember]

@heady spear i know i'm cute

[heady spear]

And SF is in the entirely wrong place on the map

Try to explain that

[granite salmon]

flat earth

[hollow viper]

On old maps mountains were upside-down Vs

[heady spear]

There are mountain peaks irl that are islands on the map

[acoustic pilot]

lol flat earth, listen to this nutjob

earth is actually a cube

[tropic flame]

if the Earth is flat, why not just flip it to fix global warming? it will be like the unused, cool side of a pillow

[worn ember]

if the earth is round why are all maps flat

[hollow viper]

Cause we would fall

Cause paper is flat

[worn ember]

paper is thicc

[tropic flame]

well that's how the dinosaurs fell, a meteor hit the earth, it tilted and they fell off

[heady spear]

According to flat earthers there's no gravity

[worn ember]

they got launched into space

[acoustic pilot]

sounds like a Super Mario boss fight

knock off the koopa

[worn ember]

well yey i'm done with exams

now i can start useless projects again

until it start work 🙄

[heady spear]

Just the earth accelerating upwards at 9.8m/s^2

[worn ember]

earth is falling though

[granite salmon]

they say earth is flat but any other planet isn't

[worn ember]

well tons of people believe in god too

[heady spear]

Dark I got my digital circuits grade and the fucker only gave me a 4

[worn ember]

people are clearly stupid ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hollow viper]

So 2pm or 14

[heady spear]

Wanna beat him up? :/

[worn ember]

@heady spear 4/20?

[acoustic pilot]

kash prob still not sleeping

[heady spear]

4/5 lol

[worn ember]

oh

boring

i got 1/20 for business management

i guess i'm not becoming the next steve jobs

[heady spear]

I need to keep my 4/5 average to get into any PhD programme

[acoustic pilot]

no ur gonna be the next steve ballmer

[heady spear]

Otherwise I'm fucked

[acoustic pilot]

only physically, tho

[worn ember]

oof

idk who that is but i'll take it as an insult

[heady spear]

Byte is old so it's probably someone old

Old people references are weird

[woven otter]

@stiff yarrow was it worth it to make mcmmo opensource? asking for a friend

[pulsar wigeon]

mcmmo has always been opensource i thought

[worn ember]

its my favorite kind of salt

[acoustic pilot]

no it was on github but you weren't allowed to look at it

or they'd hunt you down

for daring to read the source

but it's all cool now

[pulsar wigeon]

lul

[acoustic pilot]

^_^

[heady spear]

When will WE be open sourced

[worn ember]

i remember fisting people to death with 2 hits in mcmmo

good times

[pulsar wigeon]

you mean when will WE be premium

[fallen oracle]

not you, ME

[heady spear]

No

[worn ember]

Anyone need some stuff PR'd? im bored

[acoustic pilot]

WE is already premium, AsyncWE, making all that money YOU could be making

[worn ember]

cant promise i'll be able to help tho xD

[heady spear]

When can I get the source

[acoustic pilot]

😄

[heady spear]

Because according to people in my server u need to decompile it

And therefore it's bug

[pulsar wigeon]

lul

[worn ember]

the people in your server have high IQ

[stiff yarrow]

@woven otter its been open source for like 8.5 years

[heady spear]

Ok But when will it be good

[woven otter]

oh to be fair I didn't know that

[acoustic pilot]

in another 8.5 years

[heady spear]

Ok I'll wait

[pulsar wigeon]

once minecraft dies for good

[acoustic pilot]

that won't happen

[pulsar wigeon]

ded gaem

[acoustic pilot]

Minecraft 2 will live on past your short lifespan

[worn ember]

when hytale takes over /s

[stiff yarrow]

@woven otter would there be a downside to making it open source?

[pulsar wigeon]

how has hytale been anyway

[worn ember]

dead

[limber knot]

quiet :D

[pulsar wigeon]

havent heard much hype recently

lul

[worn ember]

i got a hytale meme from their insta

[pulsar wigeon]

did they announce things too early

[acoustic pilot]

Bitches need to start beta testing

[fallen oracle]

Hey wiz, you were right btw

[woven otter]

@stiff yarrow nah I guess I meant the OS + premium part

[pulsar wigeon]

idk what you are talking about glare

[stiff yarrow]

@woven otter I doubt it even affects sales tbh

[fallen oracle]

They had a global region set for allowing interact

[pulsar wigeon]

but yea i am usually right

[stiff yarrow]

DRM is a meme

[fallen oracle]

So their bug was user error

[limber knot]

everybody laughted at my when i did say they will need at least 6 months for beta when they first announced it, but I was right :F

[heady spear]

Wiz has never been right

[limber knot]

:D

[pulsar wigeon]

of course

[heady spear]

About anything

[acoustic pilot]

Beta prob in Winter

[heady spear]

All wrong

[pulsar wigeon]

city

[worn ember]

pretty shitty meme tho

[pulsar wigeon]

ur gross

[heady spear]

No u

[limber knot]

remember when agent said we will get a trailer for xmas? and we waited to years for that trailer?

[heady spear]

Kashike said I'm pretty so you're wrong

[worn ember]

@heady spear is @pulsar wigeon that cutie you were talking about?

[limber knot]

so expect to wait 2 years for beta 😂

[heady spear]

Tag wiz and he implodes

[limber knot]

@wiz

[worn ember]

i thought you liked black holes 👀

[heady spear]

Yes and no

[stiff yarrow]

[acoustic pilot]

racist universe

where are my white holes

[limber knot]

this is deep

[heady spear]

Ok fr showering

I'm gross and stinky

[worn ember]

thats what she said Mini

[heady spear]

And a bad boy

[pulsar wigeon]

i told you u were gross

[heady spear]

A really bad bad boy

I've been a naughty boy

[fallen oracle]

Yeah I was outside for 4 seconds and got soaked. Might have to take another shower.

[heady spear]

Haven't I?

[worn ember]

just go shower already

[heady spear]

K

[worn ember]

good boy

[woven otter]

so are white people oppressed by universe since there are no white holes

[potent warren]

lmfao

[heady spear]

There are

[worn ember]

opressed, more like compressed

get it?

cuz mass

[limber knot]

there are white dwarfs tho

[fallen oracle]

More like .. depressed

[worn ember]

and red giants

for the redheads

[woven otter]

yes but they are only dwarfs

[worn ember]

black isnt a color

[acoustic pilot]

universe be racist as hell

[worn ember]

white is

[limber knot]

are you saying that god is black?

[worn ember]

depends if non existant is black or not

[heady spear]

There is literally the white hole theory

[worn ember]

@heady spear i'll let you study it for $50

[limber knot]

created by trump?

[heady spear]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole

[acoustic pilot]

this needs to be further investigated by the space force

honestly just sounds like some shit white people made up to feel better about black holes existing

[heady spear]

Kinda only there to make the equations work tho lol

[acoustic pilot]

get over urselfs white ppl

^_^

[potent warren]

[limber knot]

do nazis use black themes for their software? 🤔

[worn ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/479258168606588931/591318802294112258/image0.jpg not sure if a meme or not but she thicc

[acoustic pilot]

oh my, look at that waifu

[worn ember]

im sure it didnt happen

[acoustic pilot]

wow r u kink shaming?

[worn ember]

dont go talking about my waifu like that

[acoustic pilot]

ye u apologize to waifu chan

[worn ember]

i hope shes 18 or i'm going to jail 😢

[acoustic pilot]

well that looks like a school uniform so good chance ur going to jail

[worn ember]

frick

[heady spear]

ok showered and ready to go

[acoustic pilot]

damn, you dont gotta point out peoples' deformities like that

[worn ember]

maybe she just had bad knees, stop hating

[acoustic pilot]

fucking manners

[worn ember]

Barty furry confirmed

[acoustic pilot]

or a closet weeb

the haters are always projecting

[worn ember]

only furries would say something like that

[tropic flame]

so TIL people in the US still heavily use SMS?

[acoustic pilot]

yes it does

[woven otter]

@vestal jasper I guess you wanted to check the aftermath?

[worn ember]

ur racist against fictional characters

[potent warren]

Logics4 ye, that's super weird.

[tropic flame]

@potent warren like dude, what is this, the 90s?

[vestal jasper]

Correct @woven otter

[potent warren]

I wonder when ISPs here will support RCS

[worn ember]

I wonder when they will support ipv6

[potent warren]

lmfao

My ISP still doesn't provide IPv6 to me

[tropic flame]

@spare venture you pay for it?

[worn ember]

same

and internet is free right?

[tropic flame]

I mean, here in Portugal we have mobile data plans that basically give you free whatsapp as long as you still have data

so like, if you still have data, whatsapp won't waste any

[acoustic pilot]

Most people have free text messages as part of their phone plan

[potent warren]

oooh

[acoustic pilot]

text message being SMS

[worn ember]

we got unlimited data plans

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[potent warren]

I remember that scandal with zero rating with a Portuguese ISP

😛

[worn ember]

i dont pay either

unlimited texts

[acoustic pilot]

"Free unlimited text messages (aka SMS)" is common in phone plans

[worn ember]

and 1.5gb mobile data

[tropic flame]

barty, I pay for the first message of the day, and the rest is free

[worn ember]

no u

its fairly cheap

[potent warren]

oof

[worn ember]

15 a month or so

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah obv, am retard, but yeah you pay a premium for it as part of your plan without really erven thinking about it

It's just there in your plan

[potent warren]

I don't pay for 500 SMSs and then the rest I do

I find it funny that Vodafone is the first one in here to support VoLTE

[acoustic pilot]

Most people aren't worried about paying for SMS, as it's a negligible factor in their plan

[potent warren]

their VoLTE ad is funny

[tropic flame]

we have mobile data plans with unlimited whatsapp, so we just don't use SMS anymore unless you're 50 or over

[potent warren]

lol

old people don't know how to read SMSs /s

Aka, we have zero rating.

[acoustic pilot]

part of my Google Fi mobile plan

[potent warren]

Kids nowadays use Snapchat, but I'm weird.

I never used any of that

[acoustic pilot]

So that's unlimited SMS

[tropic flame]

here everyone left Snapchat after Instagram introduced Stories

[potent warren]

Wait, is that Roboto?

[tropic flame]

so basically, we use Whatsapp and IG Stories lmao

[stiff yarrow]

most people I know just get unlimited messaging

[pulsar wigeon]

snapchat is 🚮

[potent warren]

I just find it annoying when people record 3 minutes of voice message instead of SENDING A DAMN TEXT MESSAGE

[woven otter]

so how do I merge a branch into master that was created from pull request and close a PR with the merge

[tropic flame]

the Snapchat app is confusing

already tried to use it, didn't understand if it was a social media or a messaging app .-.

[potent warren]

lol

It's a mix of both

I'm anti-social so I don't use that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tropic flame]

LMAO I couldn't figure out how to see some popular youtuber's snaps + the app was slow so I just assumed it sucks and uninstalled it

not interested in trying again

everyone just uses Stories here anyway

@potent warren tbh RCS looks interesting but I don't know if I'd replace WhatsApp with it

[potent warren]

Nobody uses that either way because our Carriers are outdated af

[tropic flame]

yes

[limber knot]

whats an SMS?

can you eat that?

google is pushing RCS hard now

I personally suggest devs target 8 unless they have a reason to target 11 specifically, but people should be moving over to 11

Aaannnnd I was scrolled all the way up, wooo

we still value your input

*jumps on MiniDigger *

[potent warren]

"google is pushing RCS hard"

if only people cared about google

*carriers

The carriers and even OEMs don't care about it

[limber knot]

google is prolly their biggest customer, they will care

[woven otter]

okay smart people I merged a local branch to master. Can I edit the merge message somehow? Can't see it in git log

[heady spear]

no

[woven otter]

maybe you're not smart enough

[heady spear]

true

[pulsar wigeon]

merge commits aren't real commits :^)

are you sure you merged tho

[limber knot]

merge commits are evil

[pulsar wigeon]

if there's no merge commit, you probably rebased

[limber knot]

rebase > merge

[woven otter]

well I think my issue was that I used IJ GUI

haven't pushed it to remote yet

[pulsar wigeon]

your issue is that you don't understand what you're doing

[woven otter]

also true

[pulsar wigeon]

IJ GUI lets you do whatever you want

[limber knot]

it works just fine via intellij

intellijs gui allows you to use almost every git feature

[golden gust]

If you did a fast forward merge, you don't have a merge commit either

[woven otter]

i just checked out master and used Checkout into current

oops

merge into current*

[pulsar wigeon]

yea probably was a FF

[woven otter]

what should I do

[golden gust]

Your commits have merged in fine, what do you want to do

You could push, you could squash it with rebase 🤷

[woven otter]

Pretty much wanted to close PR as well because I pretty much create a branch for a PR and made some edits and wanted to merge it to master

[golden gust]

You'd basically just have to push if you wanted GH to close it automatically, or do a rebase and reference the pr

[pulsar wigeon]

could even just commit --amend and add "closes #123" or whatever

but if it was a FF it will probably close automatically

[woven otter]

which is the better option though

[golden gust]

That's subjective

[shy nova]

Anyone know why my dynmap is kinda fucky in places? https://map.ec.alchemy.pw/

[golden gust]

Some people prefer squashing commits for merging, others prefer merge commits

[shy nova]

there aren't actually missing chunks where it says there are

[hexed iris]

@native helm Plugin is deleted from spigot.

The resource Easy Deaths has been deleted. Reason: Easy Deths by AzaelAtlas downloads and executes a remote jar file, you should remove it from your server immediately

[heady spear]

h4x

[tropic flame]

sooo I just decided to give VS Code's Source Control a try, and this is pretty good

[finite wave]

Not surprisinh

[tropic flame]

might start using this more, rather than just git bash

[golden gust]

huggles the cli

[tropic flame]

I mean, I think I'll still need to use the CLI if I want to amend commits so 🤷

and I still use it to trigger maven builds

[wise pebble]

[finite wave]

Well i try to use the gui but sometimes it falls short

[limber knot]

spigot forums be like "I am using the version 1.8.8, i know its not supported but this is community support, right?"

[worn ember]

is it not

[tropic flame]

well, they have a point

community support =/= official support 🤷

[limber knot]

its still 1.8.8

[heady spear]

1.8 is still somewhat supported in the community tho

[stiff yarrow]

yeah its more popular than 1.12 apparently

are there special conditions to have snow form naturally in Minecraft besides being in a snow biome?

[limber knot]

rain

[stiff yarrow]

yeah I set the weather to raining but its not forming snow

Ah I finally got some snow to form

guess it just took a while

[pulsar wigeon]

//snow :^)

totally natural

[limber knot]

hm

teppuu was nice

thanks nossr

[stiff yarrow]

[limber knot]

a bit short tho

[stiff yarrow]

I haven't finished it yet

I read it when it was ongoing

[limber knot]

lol

[stiff yarrow]

and it came out every 3 months

[limber knot]

spoilers it gets cancelled in the end

[worn ember]

no u

[limber knot]

man I might actually have to get into sports manga at some point

fuck

[worn ember]

looks like a rabbit lmao

[limber knot]

looks tasty

have you tried slow cooking it

[woven otter]

https://help.github.com/en/articles/checking-out-pull-requests-locally
I should've followed this tbh

[heady spear]

stop being mean to vics cat

[upper flicker]

hub cli is da wae

[woven otter]

tbh I can see why now

[heady spear]

Is Z still relevant

[pulsar wigeon]

city ur still gross

did you wash behind your ears

[heady spear]

No I tried to not get my head wet

I like to store food and stuff behind my ears

Snaccs

[pulsar wigeon]

imagine going on a date and they just pull a swedish candy bar out from behind their ear

without a wrapper

[heady spear]

We don't eat candy in Sweden

We only eat pickled herring

I have no food at home

I only have crispbread

Help

[pulsar wigeon]

knackebrot is good

i wonder if i can find it here

[heady spear]

Knäckebröd for normal people

[pulsar wigeon]

i'm not normal

i'm half german typing on a murican keyboard

so for me it's knackebrot

[limber knot]

half german? whats the other half?

[heady spear]

This stuff is so good tho

The other half is dumb

[limber knot]

cat

he's half german half cat

a truly despicable breed

[heady spear]

Who invited u

[pulsar wigeon]

what is sport

is that some fancy spinoff brand

jesus it comes in like a million flavors now

[heady spear]

It's wasa but for real men

[pulsar wigeon]

i literally can't even find the normal one on google images

[heady spear]

Ye we have an entire aisle with different types

Husman is the best =)))

[pulsar wigeon]

some of these sound pretty good actually

what's husman

just rye?

[pulsar wigeon]

yea i can fucking see that

[heady spear]

Ye it tastes like cardboard

But in a good way

[pulsar wigeon]

...

do you

like the taste of cardboard?

[heady spear]

Y...yes

I just boiled 200g of pasta

Turns out pasta expands

This is a lot of pasta

[limber knot]

200g of dry pasta is like 1kg of pasta rofl

[acoustic pilot]

throw it in a baking pan

throw a bunch of meats and cheeses on top

[limber knot]

put a little fence around it

[acoustic pilot]

eat it for the next 3 days lol

[limber knot]

solid idea Byteflux

Also tomatoes

[acoustic pilot]

yeah and veggies ofc

[pulsar wigeon]

fat

[heady spear]

I have no real food at home so I'm trying to fit in my macros somehow

[pulsar wigeon]

in pasta?

how do you get that much

[heady spear]

This is the entire day

[pulsar wigeon]

what kind of pasta is this

[heady spear]

Lol this is the pasta

[pulsar wigeon]

oo ok

[heady spear]

All stores closed at 4pm today

[limber knot]

wat

[pulsar wigeon]

holidays woo

[heady spear]

We're celebrating summer solstice =))

[pulsar wigeon]

this is what's pushing back our 1.14.3 release

[worn ember]

oh right its the 21st today

happy summer?

[pulsar wigeon]

mojang getting drunk and spinning around maypoles

[heady spear]

Ye

[worn ember]

riding llamas

[heady spear]

There is no update because we're celebrating the sun

Sry guys

[limber knot]

\o/

touches ^-^

Hm

charges wizardfrag $5

Hmm, touch ^-^ creates ^-^

I like it

[heady spear]

Can I also pay 2 touch u

[limber knot]

sure, $2000

[pulsar wigeon]

you get paid for that?

[limber knot]

you don't?

[heady spear]

I only get $500 for the summer course this month sry

Can we setup a payment plan?

[limber knot]

sell your computer

we'd all be better off if you didn't have it anyway

[pulsar wigeon]

this is why you don't have food

you spend all your money touching people

[heady spear]

How else will I experience human companionship?

[heavy rapids]

Yay summer solstice

[limber knot]

just look good and act good and whatever you do don't be... you

[heady spear]

Some people actually enjoy being around me

[limber knot]

imaginary people aren't people

[heady spear]

I believe rixa can help

@zealous knot

[heavy rapids]

.flags

[limber knot]

Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs

[woven otter]

finally managed to do it properly. turns out github has some nice articles

[heady spear]

Lame

Stop being a Microsoft shill

[woven otter]

I reckon it was written in pre-M$ era

[zealous knot]

What

[limber knot]

did someone say M$?

ITS EVIL ITS OWNED BY MS!!!

BOOO

BOOOOOOOO

[heady spear]

Advertise your bot

[woven otter]

can't really blame me

[limber knot]

DOWN WITH M$

[heavy rapids]

||Internet explorer is best browser||

[sudden spade]

hi, is paper or vanilla better in terms of performance?

[heavy rapids]

paper

[woven otter]

paper

[heady spear]

Vanilla

[limber knot]

concrete

[woven otter]

purpur

[limber knot]

bedrock

glowstone

mfw M$ gets mentioned https://youtu.be/XvGmOZ5T6_Y

[woven otter]

yellowstone

[heady spear]

No no cuberite

[limber knot]

(^-^) 1984 (1/11) Movie CLIP - Two Minutes Hate (1984) HD - length 2m 42s - 3,423 likes, 90 dislikes (97.4%) - 648,572 views - Movieclips on 2015.04.22

toiletpaper

[sudden spade]

aight i will try it out

[woven otter]

quacker

[heady spear]

Get cuberite

[zealous knot]

Solid tungsten carbide is the best

[woven otter]

no get quacker

[limber knot]

pocketmine!

[sudden spade]

the builds on the website are stable right

[heady spear]

And then WorldEdit for cuberite

It's written in lua so it's good

[sudden spade]

reee lua

[heady spear]

wizjany approves

[woven otter]

stop mentioning irrelevant things 😠

[sudden spade]

print('kill me pls')

[limber knot]

@cya, paper uses a rolling release model, so yes, they are ready for production, but you should still update regularly (basically whenever a new build comes out I guess)

[pulsar wigeon]

he said lua not python

:^)

[woven otter]

be careful what you wish for

[sudden spade]

real man uses roblox lua

[heady spear]

Paper is bug and has much issue

[sudden spade]

i am very confused about what to use now oof

[woven otter]

@heady spear ur a bug and should be squashed

[heady spear]

When use paper u get low tick per tps

[sudden spade]

does it help with cpu usage

[limber knot]

yes, it leads to very good high cpu usage

[sudden spade]

its kinda a pain in the ass to run both server and client on the same pc

[limber knot]

very well

[sudden spade]

nice

[heady spear]

If you want a pure vanilla experience you should probably use vanilla

If it's an option

[woven otter]

unless it's 1.14

[limber knot]

Citywebsite what do yuo talkin about?

[sudden spade]

it is 1.14

[limber knot]

vanilla is never an option performance wise

[woven otter]

listen to that smart bot

[limber knot]

Use vanilla for ice cream

[heady spear]

No, but it's the only way to guarantee vanilla mechanics

[limber knot]

vanilla mechanics suck

buuut maaaa north east cannon shit!!!11111

[heady spear]

Use any Bukkit derivative and you're sacrificing vanillity

[woven otter]

yeah cpu stress testing mechanics are really amazing

[heady spear]

That's the quantity of vanillaness

How about most of the players?

[woven otter]

noone cares about your shitty cannon

[limber knot]

thats why most servers use vanilla ;)

[heady spear]

Isn't java mp a low minority of the user base?

[woven otter]

or your shitty buggy redstone circuit

[heady spear]

Don't you dare shit on Redstone

I'll fight you, you budget chicken

[limber knot]

CafeBabe, lart redstone

[woven otter]

.lart redstone

[limber knot]

wheres CafeBabe?!?!?!?

enrolls redstone in Visual Basic 101.

[woven otter]

@heady spear ur a budged swede

[heady spear]

Ur wrong

[woven otter]

ur

[limber knot]

xD, lart redstone

wakes redstone out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings.

[heady spear]

Hot

[woven otter]

not

mojang probably

they used random number generator

[heady spear]

Helo ma name barty nd I'm vrong

[sudden spade]

https://gyazo.com/646f0ae3a86bc1c30697d7558160c78a

kms

[limber knot]

and yet they made the #1 top selling game on the PC

where is your better product lads