general

[heady spear]

Honestly I'd fuck you too

[limber knot]

you're not even worth the words I'm expending to shit on you

[heady spear]

for the meme

[limber knot]

wizardfrag: no

grindr

I mean most people here would fuck me

[heady spear]

I love it when you talk dirty to me 😃

[limber knot]

Ah, looks like the same theme :P

[merry talon]

what are "taps"

[stiff yarrow]

are you hot emoji face guy

[limber knot]

you know I am nossr

I got the beard

[heady spear]

Taps are like, uh, you go on someone's profile and you're like "I'd fuck you but I don't want to spend time writing a message" kinda thing

[merry talon]

[static badge]

well it's called grindr for a reason

[heady spear]

I'd share more pictures but they're not nsfw lel

[woven otter]

not nsfw or nsfw then?

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/F7mVSNG.jpg

[heady spear]

lol nsfw***

[stiff yarrow]

having an emoji face for a username is such a chore

[heady spear]

am tired sry

[limber knot]

gaze upon my form and despair

^-^: hot

[merry talon]

Hor

[void void]

i swear around this hour chat just gets weird

[limber knot]

that's a weird way of spelling "very hot"

[heady spear]

this guy straight up called me a whore

not even in swedish

[cosmic raft]

😉

[stiff yarrow]

well hes winking face at you

[merry talon]

good thing you're a whore

[limber knot]

draw me like one of your french girls

[heady spear]

he sent me "whore" in Norwegian and if that isn't romantic then idk what is

[stiff yarrow]

dating apps

[heady spear]

grindr is a hookup app

ain't nobody dating on here

this dude has been messaging me for months lol

[stiff yarrow]

christ

[merry talon]

Almost as romantic as calling you a fucking retard

[woven otter]

wtf are those balloons

[merry talon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) What is the worst thing someone has said to you during sex? : AskReddit - 4,168 comments, 1,654 points - [deleted], 5y ago

[merry talon]

wtf redsit

reddit

copying part of the message when I hit copy link

[limber knot]

oh man

I have a really fun imgur upload history of myself

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/uySg50m.jpg

I forgot I had that one

[void void]

lmao i love that

[heady spear]

that looks dirty

[void void]

sweepy

[merry talon]

[heady spear]

shave plz

[void void]

"Yeah...you like that, you fucking retard?"

OOooooof daddy yes

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/qODTfKR.jpg better weeb?

[merry talon]

[void void]

DELETE THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[limber knot]

i like the first one better

so do I

[heady spear]

honestly call me a retard and dunk my head and it has been time well spent

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/Ztguuu9.jpg

[void void]

BEARD ONLY, WITHOUT YOU LOOK...LIKE A WEIRD LINGUIST

[limber knot]

the beard really puts the cunning in the linguist

[heady spear]

you're not daddy enough without the weird tbf

idk if I'd smash anymore

[merry talon]

you look like like teacher everyone likes because he doesn't care that you play coolmathgames all day

the*

[heady spear]

can I fill in your eyebrows?

[limber knot]

wtf

how old do you think I am

[woven otter]

https://i.imgur.com/Ztguuu9.jpg
kinda looks like linus torvalds

[heady spear]

so I had this weird phase where my eyebrows were way too dark for my face lol

[stiff yarrow]

I don't see the resemblance to linus

[limber knot]

in what world do I look like torvalds

[heady spear]

when I transitioned from being black haired to brown haired, it was weird

You have a nice eyebrow arch

so much potential

[woven otter]

face tbh

[limber knot]

I'm white and I got glasses and that's it

[stiff yarrow]

totally similar

[limber knot]

stop reposting my pic

[merry talon]

[heady spear]

https://i.imgur.com/Ztguuu9.jpg

who did your fade tho

[limber knot]

my barber

[woven otter]

have to find the right angle tbh

[heady spear]

did you hurt them? their cat?

[limber knot]

you try living in a country where the temps go up to 45c

and tell me if you don't want your hair as short as possible

[heady spear]

it's literally just a line

it doesn't even fade

[limber knot]

it does fade, the lighting's not idea for that pic

https://i.imgur.com/rzggRGR.jpg

[heady spear]

I like not roasting myself

[limber knot]

ill go to hell for these css files 😂

[heady spear]

we have the same hairline

[limber knot]

https://hasteb.in/kapajejo.scss

[heady spear]

we also both have 5m long faces

actually ngl the more I look at you the more you start to look like me so yeah I'd 100% smash

[limber knot]

fuck

I look like a weeb

please guys give advice

[stiff yarrow]

you don't look like a weeb

[cosmic raft]

What country magma

[limber knot]

I'll believe you look this good when I see a pic of you cityweeb

I am near your location kashike

I am also hot and single

they don't call me magma for nothing

[cosmic raft]

Well

[stiff yarrow]

this is what a weeb looks like

[heady spear]

ur not thicc enough to look like me

[stiff yarrow]

sorry for the dox spotted

[void void]

i wish i didn't click that

[static badge]

hey look it's nossr

[limber knot]

hey look it's weeb

I unironically prolly read more manga than the dude in that pic

[cosmic raft]

since everyone is sharing

https://i.imgur.com/KMzREcw.jpg

[limber knot]

sexy

[merry talon]

wtf is that real

[heady spear]

https://www.instagram.com/citymonstret/
guys follow my insta so I don't look as lonely

[limber knot]

I can feel the eyes burning into my soul this very moment

2 sexy 4 me

[void void]

what a sexy woman, @cosmic raft i can take u 2 hotel and give you 1 sex?

[heady spear]

also my hair was green in my profile picture don't judge

[merry talon]

I saw your old avatar

[cosmic raft]

Yes that's me sweepy

[stiff yarrow]

weebs don't read manga

[merry talon]

hair looked very different

[stiff yarrow]

weebs only watch mainstrean shounen battle anime

[limber knot]

that's not weebs

that's scrubs

[void void]

just 1 sex @cosmic raft

[heady spear]

ppl taging u in pictures is hella mean

[limber knot]

I have literally read everything in the "isekai" tag ever translated into english

hundreds of titles

[stiff yarrow]

yeah Isekai is pretty good

have you been reading solo leveling

[limber knot]

of course

that's entry level

[heady spear]

ok selfie don't make fun plz

[limber knot]

you haven't seen how bad it gets until you read from maid to mother

[stiff yarrow]

well its newer which is why I asked

[merry talon]

simple

what happened to having a wife

[woven otter]

@heady spear that's a shadow

[heady spear]

am a ghost

[woven otter]

you're about to be a ghost

[heady spear]

my point exactly, when you're tagged in photos you don't get the opportunity to facetune the acne way. This is bad <.<

[limber knot]

I really, really like solo leveling

[stiff yarrow]

City could you stop with the "look at my minor imperfection" compliment baits

this isn't grindr

[limber knot]

imo it's probably the best korean isekai

[heady spear]

?? it was literally bad

[static badge]

.g isekai

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai -- Isekai - Wikipedia: "Isekai is a subgenre of Japanese fantasy light novels, manga, anime, and video games revolving around a normal person from Earth being transported..."

[static badge]

alright you weeaboos

[limber knot]

and it's one of the strongest korean entries I've ever read

[static badge]

calm down

[finite wave]

Eh?

[stiff yarrow]

Solo leveling is pretty good for a web comic

[limber knot]

and not for lack of reading korean titles

yeah it's very solid

[stiff yarrow]

I haven't read the novel version

[limber knot]

they tend to degenerate super fast

both in story quality but also art

[woven otter]

@heady spear explain yourself:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUzU-BhBQ3B/

[limber knot]

tbf they shit out chapters faster than mcdonalds produces fries

they release cycles must be hel

hell

[cosmic raft]

@merry talon here, I took a brand new one just for you

[merry talon]

you guys are making leaf look good

[cosmic raft]

it's bad

[limber knot]

nossr have you read gosu

[woven otter]

is that nossr

[heady spear]

@woven otter sry u were hot couldn't help myself

[merry talon]

[stiff yarrow]

is what nossr

[limber knot]

it's the absolute best webcomic I've ever read and it's not even a close competition with anything else

[woven otter]

the pic kashike posted

[stiff yarrow]

I read some of it

not all of it

[limber knot]

it gets super good very quickly

[stiff yarrow]

oh? I didn't get very far

[limber knot]

it is a rather slow one though

[stiff yarrow]

beginning was only 6/10 level stuff

[merry talon]

you look like you're about to steal my man and girl

[cosmic raft]

That's a picture of me @woven otter

lol

[woven otter]

oh

[limber knot]

if you get a few chapters deep you really get addicted to it

[stiff yarrow]

I think I read less than 20

manga wise my favourite is Hunter X Hunter for the stuff that has battles

[limber knot]

did you get to the part where he basically destroys the bandit valley

in a literal sense

[stiff yarrow]

hoshi no samidare is another favourite of mine

I'm not sure I read it a while back

[limber knot]

hxh isn't bad but I never got around to following the manga

[stiff yarrow]

I remember him destroying a building casually

[limber knot]

I can't tell where the anime ends

you'll want to keep reading till he gets to the valley

[stiff yarrow]

anime ends after the election arc

[merry talon]

.g fabio

[limber knot]

that part is more representative of what the rest of the series is like

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni -- Fabio Lanzoni - Wikipedia: "Fabio Lanzoni (Italian pronunciation: [ˈfaːbjo lanˈtsoːni]; known professionally simply as Fabio, is an Italian-American actor, fashion model and..."

[merry talon]

I found you kash

[cosmic raft]

ew no

[merry talon]

well that picture is rather not flattering

[limber knot]

also gosu can have some seriously gorgeous art sometimes

[stiff yarrow]

pull up young fabio

[heady spear]

omg kashike as fabio

[cosmic raft]

no

[limber knot]

it certainly has my vote for best terrain destruction I've ever seen

[stiff yarrow]

emoji face guy: my fav trope is villain protagonists

so Teppu etc is my jam

[limber knot]

our main boy gosu gets to be the villain during s2

[woven otter]

this is actually kashike irl:
https://i.imgur.com/x5wWEER.png

[stiff yarrow]

I mean characters who actually have bad personalities which is pretty rare

dai mahou touge was a good one

[limber knot]

yeah

have you tried the saga of tanya the evil

it's one of my favorites

[stiff yarrow]

yeah

[limber knot]

the mc is basically hitler

[stiff yarrow]

Teppu is probably my favourite as far as protagonists who are assholes

[limber knot]

also really wants to shoot god in the head

classic manga

[limber knot]

alright time to go to sleep I think

[heady spear]

sweet dreams xoxo

[woven otter]

cya bot

[limber knot]

maybe I'll have a nice dream of you trying to murder me

[merry talon]

[limber knot]

that was to duck

there's some isekai villains but most of them are seriously edgy

xoxo city

and very rapey

[merry talon]

speaking of rapey

ducks are very rapey

[woven otter]

why would I murder you

[merry talon]

he might not only murder you

[woven otter]

have you done something to make me want to murder you 🤔

[limber knot]

because you're a duck

[stiff yarrow]

emoji face guy: read the first chapter of teppu, hell the first few pages would probably make you binge read the whole thing if you're like me

[limber knot]

your name is probably karen

And you probably want to see the manager

[woven otter]

who's karen and do you have a manager

[limber knot]

and then there's sweepy

[merry talon]

s/do/to

[limber knot]

I don't even know how to describe sweepy

[stiff yarrow]

Sweepy irl:

[limber knot]

insane asylum?

[woven otter]

nossr50 irl:

[merry talon]

too annoying to get back in on mobile

[limber knot]

sweepy irl: 🐭

[woven otter]

that's weird considering he has a cat as an avatar

[merry talon]

what

[limber knot]

duck irl: ☢️

[merry talon]

does that look like a cat to you

[heady spear]

more people should share their pictures

bonding experience

[stiff yarrow]

pretty sure that's a squirrel

[limber knot]

I agree city

[merry talon]

ur all regarded

[woven otter]

looks like a cat tbh

also kashike I'm not toxic

yet

[limber knot]

need to know who else here is cute and who isn't

teppuu seems fun

[merry talon]

does your cat have a singular tooth in the middle of its mouth

[limber knot]

I'll give it a read

[woven otter]

I thought it was a fuckup tbh

[limber knot]

your name is toxic

too long and too it has spaces

[woven otter]

@upper flicker <- blame him

i kept is as a proof

[limber knot]

well change it

or I will

[woven otter]

wow okay

[limber knot]

city seems to like the name I gave him

[woven otter]

there

[limber knot]

I'm glad

[heady spear]

tbh I grew into it

[woven otter]

yes because you're a weeb

[merry talon]

theres a certain beauty to not knowing what people look like and vice versa though

[limber knot]

nothing wrong with being a weeb

not really sweepy

[heady spear]

Well considering I'm beautiful there's a beauty to knowing what I look like as well

[limber knot]

there's nothing wrong with being a weeb

[stiff yarrow]

[merry talon]

🙄

[heady spear]

I'll just assume everyone else is fucking disgusting :)))

[limber knot]

but there is something very, very wrong with being cityweebstret

I picture some of the people in this community as people who don't shower and have a desk filled with cigarettes

just chain smoking

[merry talon]

you're probably right

[broken wasp]

what's some simple maven repository server with authentication

[heady spear]

nossr looks like a piece of tofu that has been left out in the sun

[merry talon]

thats the beauty

[limber knot]

can't do that to me anymore kashike

[woven otter]

doomers kashike?

[heady spear]

I bet

[limber knot]

how does that make you feel

I took it away from you

^-^: I like the first picture best

much like I'll take away your cat soon

[heady spear]

u also have a beard so u probably have loads of food in it constantly

which is gross

[limber knot]

clearly spoken by a man who is unable to grow a beard

[stiff yarrow]

I have one picture of myself that is recent

[merry talon]

no one is truly attractive

[limber knot]

large beards are meh, smaller ones are okay

[merry talon]

they just make themselves that way

[limber knot]

I am truly attractive

[limber knot]

did you see the pics

[merry talon]

you probably took 50

[heady spear]

I would look like an absolute egg without my hair

[limber knot]

lol you are vastly overestimating my dedication to shitposting

nice nossr :D

[woven otter]

wait that's not pepe

[limber knot]

I take one pic and I'm done

[merry talon]

nossr if city is a carrot you are a potato

[woven otter]

was nossr kidnapped

[heady spear]

nossr isn't ugly and that sorta annoys me

[stiff yarrow]

I'm not ugly?

[limber knot]

nossr who kidnapped your hairline

[heady spear]

idk why carrot tho?

[limber knot]

I took two today, first one I blinked when it captured

I'll pay the ransom

[heady spear]

my sister calls me carrot too

I don't get it

[woven otter]

nossr who kidnapped your pepe

[stiff yarrow]

sorry this is the real me

[woven otter]

@heady spear you're a ginger carrot

[limber knot]

no you're not ugly nossr

[stiff yarrow]

[heady spear]

I'm not even a ginger??

[merry talon]

you got the head shape and the bushy hair at the top

[limber knot]

but you're not #1 sorry

[heady spear]

my hair is really dark, it was black for years wth

[limber knot]

am I #1?

[merry talon]

nossr is more rounded

[limber knot]

city is #1 right now

[stiff yarrow]

the best compliment I've gotten was that I looked average and now I can add not ugly to the list

[merry talon]

oh no we're doing ratings now

[heady spear]

I guess my face is really long?

[limber knot]

tbf you got really nice eyes

[heady spear]

Especially when I'm really skinny because I turn into an actual skeleton

[limber knot]

yes we're doing ratings too sweepy

they straight up look fake

[heady spear]

but carrots? <.<

[merry talon]

where do you rate yourself then

[woven otter]

you look like you make a decent money from mcmmo and really don't want to add kraken

[limber knot]

I can't rate myself

I'd put myself at the very bottom

[heady spear]

lul I found pictures of myself with blue hair

[stiff yarrow]

@cosmic raft I think you just need a haircut tbh

[merry talon]

that's not very cash money of you

[limber knot]

why nossr

[stiff yarrow]

City in his coffeshop picture = Amazing hair

because long hair doesn't look that great on men imo

[limber knot]

it can look great if you treat it right

[merry talon]

you assumed it's a man

[limber knot]

most men don't bother

[heady spear]

ok but so this is because I trust you

I had a really weird period in my life

ahem

[limber knot]

yeah but he looks like a fucking zombie

[merry talon]

boyinaband

[limber knot]

that's cheating

[heady spear]

Look, I'm actually white

[woven otter]

sweepy

[heady spear]

this was when I thought I could be a twink

[stiff yarrow]

need a DSLR bro

[cosmic raft]

I don't always have my hair down nossr

Here

[limber knot]

that's so overexposed it counts as public indecency city

[heady spear]

apparently I've had the exact same hair for 5 years

[void void]

goodnight weird children

also kashike u never replied to me

.typing

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/PBTgDLi.gif

[heady spear]

yes but also u can't see my pores so I was happy

[woven otter]

kashike the most decent one here

[cosmic raft]

about what

[stiff yarrow]

Hmm the glasses work for you kashike

[merry talon]

simple post selfie first

[stiff yarrow]

but I'm not sold on the long hair

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/oiFBWVH.jpg hurr durr look at me I'm city

[void void]

i dont really have any selfies

[stiff yarrow]

count the monitors

[heady spear]

u look better there

than in your other pictures

[cosmic raft]

never replied to what simple

[heady spear]

that angle works better for you than the wierd side one lmao

[void void]

my work profile picture was on github but i removed it

[limber knot]

I look like I'm sweating light

[void void]

after ur first pic i ask if i can take u to hotel and give you one (1) sex

[cosmic raft]

no

[void void]

:(

[woven otter]

why only 1

[cosmic raft]

I've gone this long without sex, you aren't going to get one

[stiff yarrow]

6 monitors at least am I wrong

[woven otter]

he doesn't want to take it from you though

[merry talon]

r/suicidebywords

[limber knot]

you are correct

[heady spear]

magma is kinda hot ngl

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/ScPdjwn.jpg

[woven otter]

rich boi

[cosmic raft]

^

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/ljjaaDI.jpg life's good

[stiff yarrow]

that's dedication to one specific type of display

oh god that bezel

[heady spear]

but also why don't y'all get douchy haircuts too?

[stiff yarrow]

replace the middle two monitors with one monitor please

that bezel would drive me nuts

[heady spear]

if you don't spend at least $60 per month on your hair you shouldn't have any

[cosmic raft]

I don't have $60 to spend on my hair every month

[limber knot]

sure, get me a monitor in those exact dimensions at 8k and 100hz and I'll switch right away

[cosmic raft]

I don't have a job

[stiff yarrow]

is that the haircut you had in the coffee shop picture city

thats the only picture you posted where you had good hair

[merry talon]

I just got an $18 haircut and it should last me a few months

[heady spear]

I just had a lot more wax there lol

[limber knot]

sweepy

[woven otter]

leaked my board

[stiff yarrow]

I would say your hair in the coffee shop picture is 9.5/10 level

[limber knot]

I pay less for a haircut and a beard trim

[stiff yarrow]

but I know giving you compliments will only feed your disorder

[merry talon]

you live in the third world

[heady spear]

my hair is too long atm tho

it's been 5 weeks since I cut it

[limber knot]

at least I look good in it

[heady spear]

I kinda look crazy 😦

[merry talon]

[limber knot]

I am crazy

join the party

[stiff yarrow]

does the mental illness club have room for a hikki neet

[limber knot]

For a what

that sounds like some disease

[merry talon]

.g hikki

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikki -- Hikki - Wikipedia: "Hikki may refer to: Japanese slang for the Japanese word hikikomori, a person who lives a reclusive social life; A nickname of Hikaru Utada, a..."

[void void]

Here is my selfie

[woven otter]

looks about right

[merry talon]

[stiff yarrow]

hikikomori + NEET (A NEET or neet is a person who is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training". The acronym NEET was first used in the United Kingdom, but its use has spread to other countries and regions, including Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and the United States.)

[cosmic raft]

What did you do to your mouth

[heady spear]

until the rest of y'all share selfies Ima assume you're all ugly fucks

I wanna see @worn ember tbh

[void void]

i did with my mouth waht i do 2 ur pp @cosmic raft

[cosmic gorge]

Hiss

[merry talon]

nossr you should go to one of those adopt a neet threads

[heady spear]

ok we get it you're hot move on

[limber knot]

here's for all you haters saying I take 50 pics and only share one

[stiff yarrow]

Spotted selfie

[void void]

magma just go fuck city so he'll shut up

[merry talon]

teeth could use some work

[heady spear]

plz

[limber knot]

go there?

[heady spear]

I'm wide open for u

[limber knot]

I LIVE there

[stiff yarrow]

adopt a neet

[woven otter]

what happened to korobi.io

[heady spear]

nossr ever since I found out you're not ugly I don't dislike you as much

[cosmic raft]

korobi.vq.lc

[woven otter]

ok ty

[heady spear]

I thought you were a neckbeard :<

[stiff yarrow]

very shallow of you city

[heady spear]

indeed

but you have 0 other redeeming traits so I'll take what I can get

[stiff yarrow]

[limber knot]

I should start a spigot/paper beauty vlog

you all just need to stop with the pictures, too attractive

[merry talon]

I don't see one right now

[void void]

Secondary selfie

[heady spear]

I've had some really bad facebook profile pictures, this has been a journey

[limber knot]

it's illegal

teach all mofos to look this good

step 1 get a dank-ass username

[heady spear]

magma is becoming less attractive by the minute

[limber knot]

that's fine I got attractiveness to spare

[void void]

ok goodnight kids, ill cry myself to sleep now bc kash rejected me

[heady spear]

we should start sharing shirtless pictures next and have a gay party

[void void]

in public nonetheless

[limber knot]

hey simple

[void void]

[limber knot]

no, I get to

that'll cost you extra weeb

[static badge]

what cancer has occurred here

[heady spear]

I pay for abs and backs

[limber knot]

because on Wednesday someone was actually talking to me in person and stuff

well basically I accidentally convinced a bunch of people to share pics

[heady spear]

extra for nice pecs

[limber knot]

but he's only here for another month

And then back to Mexico

[stiff yarrow]

doxxing spotted

[static badge]

uh oh

[merry talon]

found another one of spotted

[void void]

ok im definitely outta here

[stiff yarrow]

@cosmic raft talking to people irl

[woven otter]

talking

[limber knot]

yes nossr

[heady spear]

you should take the opportunity to make some gaybies before he leaves

[limber knot]

we were both at the bus stop and it was cold and raining

[stiff yarrow]

that's the worst thing that can happen to a hikki neet you know

[static badge]

.g hikki

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikki -- Hikki - Wikipedia: "Hikki may refer to: Japanese slang for the Japanese word hikikomori, a person who lives a reclusive social life; A nickname of Hikaru Utada, a..."

I didn't get his phone number or anything city

[static badge]

god damn filthy fucking weeaboos

[heady spear]

I've realized I only date people who aren't conventionally attractive so that they has less of a chance of finding someone better than me

Oh damn :<

[limber knot]

it's fine

I only date people hotter than myself hence I've never dated anyone

[static badge]

yeah same

[heady spear]

I'll date u it's fine

[limber knot]

boy you don't even qualify to fill the form

[heady spear]

hahaha sure

[limber knot]

I've never dated anyone either

[heady spear]

my ex dumped me for his study partner when I got fat

he told me he wasn't attracted to me anymore and just left :3

[limber knot]

rip

[static badge]

sounds gay

[heady spear]

it was very gay

[fallen oracle]

Probably cause you're a weeb

Good Morning people btw

[limber knot]

it's 2019 leaf

it's ok to be gay

yeah

steal your gf's bf

[heady spear]

I did a whole khloe revenge body thing tho

[stiff yarrow]

[limber knot]

get super fit

hit the gym

[heady spear]

so he has started snapping me

[limber knot]

get them gains

steal the bf

then make out with him in front of her

[woven otter]

that's pretty gay city

[limber knot]

the break up with him

[stiff yarrow]

imagine only being sexually attracted to one gender in 2019

[heady spear]

gay dating is pretty fucking easy tho

like get somewhat visible abs and you're set for life

[limber knot]

I look like a toothpick

[heady spear]

no one cares about your face if you have some sort of muscle definition :3

[limber knot]

do you have muscle def. city?

[heady spear]

not even kidding tho it kinda sucks because I used to look like a toothpick too and the only people that ever talked to me were creepy old ass men

I mean, enough for grindr?

[stiff yarrow]

one day you can be the creepy old man

[heady spear]

yes except for my insane daddy issues

so I'll probably be interested in like 99 year olds by then

[stiff yarrow]

I don't think I could date someone who was 4+ years younger than me

[limber knot]

can confirm, a friend of mine (19) is single + gay and gets ons whenever he wants

and he looks shit, even compared to me 😂

[heady spear]

the problem is finding gay guys that want to be in a proper relationship tho

like quick fucks are really easy to find

[limber knot]

he must look extra shit then mini

I'm just going to grow up to be a 99 year old virgin

ye, thats what hes saying too

^-^ ppff, you know how I look :D

you mean a level 99 wizard

[cosmic raft]

Oh look

[limber knot]

I know how you look?

A tap

[heady spear]

but do you also ignore everyone on grindr?

[limber knot]

I don't even have a picture on Grindr and they're tapping

[heady spear]

because I do that then complain about not getting fucked

[stiff yarrow]

you need to get over your social anxiety kashike

with that said I'm a hiklki neet myself soooooo

[limber knot]

I don't reply because they're just trying to get anyone

[woven otter]

close all incognito tabs kashike

[limber knot]

well-adjusted members of society, one and all

[heady spear]

I love the ones with "no fatties, no blacks, no asian, no fems"

[limber knot]

I have a bit of social anxiety too, but it got better once I was leaving the house more often

[woven otter]

what's a fem

[static badge]

femboy

[woven otter]

same question lel

[limber knot]

.g femboy

[heady spear]

feminine looking guys

[limber knot]

(^-^) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=femboy -- femboy - Urban Dictionary: "A femboy is a person, typically under the age of 30 years, who is biologically male. However, this person will often present himself in a very..."

First just for food with a friend, then more often for actual activities and shit

[static badge]

wtf do you think it means

[limber knot]

does it mean you have very feminine hands

[woven otter]

well that was my thought but wasn't sure

[heady spear]

omg just as we were talking about it this dude that I've been talking to on tinder messaged me :3

[static badge]

feminine dick?

[heady spear]

maybe he could sense the lonely gay in me

[fallen oracle]

It's funny you say that cause I got a tooth pick in my teeth right now

[cosmic raft]

Like

[stiff yarrow]

I'm socially crippled so I probably won't be dating anyone anytime soon

[limber knot]

it's not gay if it's a feminine dick

[cosmic raft]

That's all I have

[fallen oracle]

Is that your tinder profile

[heady spear]

172cm 54kg

you're tiny

[cosmic raft]

Grindr

[limber knot]

54kg?

[woven otter]

you need to eat kashike

[stiff yarrow]

@cosmic raft you should put your picture up

[limber knot]

I could throw you

[stiff yarrow]

[void void]

what did i miss

[limber knot]

I do eat

[void void]

hm, people posting selfies

[limber knot]

I eat a lot

[fallen oracle]

@void void Kash is 5'6"

[heady spear]

I could curl u, it'd be hot

[limber knot]

We are trying to hook up kashike @void void

5'6''? do they even make them that size?

[void void]

wtf my gf is taller than kash

[limber knot]

Should be 5'8?

[void void]

oof

[limber knot]

I'm 6' and I don't even feel that tall tbh

[heady spear]

you're 11cm shorter than me

[stiff yarrow]

height shaming

[limber knot]

.wa 6' to cm

that's how it works right

185cm

[heady spear]

I like my guys shorter than me :)))

[limber knot]

is 6'

(MiniDigger) Result: 182.9 cm (centimeters) - https://is.gd/NXD1X8

I think

.g 172 cm to ft

(kashike) https://www.calculateme.com/height/convert-cm-to-feet-inches/172-cm -- What is 172 Centimeters in feet and inches?: "cm, Ft In, Feet, Inches, Meters. 172.00, 5′ 7.7165″, 5.6430, 67.7165, 1.7200. 172.01, 5′ 7.7205″, 5.6434, 67.7205, 1.7201. 172.02, 5′ 7.7244″,..."

[void void]

6' is 182

cm

[limber knot]

so 185 is?

[limber knot]

.was 172 cm to ft

[void void]

or 182.55 rather

[limber knot]

no s mini

idk how feet work it's a retarded unit

I'm 185

[void void]

i'm exactly 6' kek

[limber knot]

God damnit Gboard

[stiff yarrow]

.wa 5 foot 11 inches to cm

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: 180.3 cm (centimeters) - https://is.gd/C9lfZU

.wa 172 cm to ft

smallboi

(kashike) Results: 5.643 feet, 5' 7.717" - https://is.gd/OESQVg

[merry talon]

socially crippled

[limber knot]

huh

I guess am 185 too

[merry talon]

is that because you cant use pepes irl

[limber knot]

not sure

.wa 185 cm to ft

[stiff yarrow]

@merry talon its for many reasons

[limber knot]

(^-^) Results: 6.07 feet, 6' 0.8346" - https://is.gd/afU4UQ

[fallen oracle]

I'm 192.06 apparently

[woven otter]

what i'm 185 ish too

[limber knot]

Maybe I got that wrong then

I'm 5'8

[heady spear]

172 isn't that short tbh

[limber knot]

yeah doesn't quite make it to 6'1

[merry talon]

I have caught myself saying twich emotes out loud though

[limber knot]

I should prolly round up tho

[stiff yarrow]

.wa 192 cm to feet

[limber knot]

kappa

(DiscordBot) Results: 6.299 feet, 6' 3.591" - https://is.gd/HuTcNE

[heady spear]

192 is really tall

[limber knot]

192 is tall enough that you're fucked for most sitting places

[heady spear]

Glare seems hot, I'll move on from magma

[fallen oracle]

My last GF was 155 cm

[limber knot]

anyways

Next to my boss I look giant tho https://irc.minidigger.me/uploads/1584c4e3733637e8/DSC_0262.JPG 😂

enough about my love life

let's talk about MiniDigger'$

big boi

[void void]

kek

[limber knot]

oh pls no

[stiff yarrow]

how tall mini

[limber knot]

155cm?

[heady spear]

you have the same hair as magma

[limber knot]

that's a fucking dwarf

weeeb you seem to lack eyes on your face

you should get that checked out

[merry talon]

you fit the bill of a software dev working at some startup perfectly

except your job sucks

[heady spear]

😠

[limber knot]

me?

[heady spear]

it's not my fault you all look the same, magma

[limber knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/591580717528514576/20190621_115054.jpg

[merry talon]

yea

[limber knot]

nah, my beard isn't hipster enough

[heady spear]

the beard is irrelevant

[static badge]

ah it's budget vsauce

[limber knot]

see, magma is full beard

[merry talon]

BUDGET VSAUCE

[heady spear]

don't do that to vscauce

[limber knot]

I had the budget for hair

[heady spear]

he's hot

[merry talon]

im done

[limber knot]

and my job doesn't suck, i get to do cool stuff

[merry talon]

it sure sounds like it does to me lol

[heady spear]

Derek from veritasium could like get it tho

[limber knot]

every now and then exec decide the put the power off for 5 days, including servers, but other than its pretty nice here 😂

[fallen oracle]

Yeah mini I was over a foot taller then he r

[limber knot]

sounds like a good job mini

don't even have to worry about doing it

everything's off, just go home

[fallen oracle]

The amount of times I have not been paying attention in people's houses and ran into their ceiling fans is unfunny.

[limber knot]

well, my stuff was "online" since I scraped our websites and published the static files to a external host and highjacked dns 😂

[heady spear]

what does magma even do

like why does he need 500 monitors?

[limber knot]

translate shit

ur mom

[heady spear]

you wouldn't want to do her

she's literally disgusting

[limber knot]

that's why I need the monitors as a distraction

[merry talon]

I dunno all I've seen him do is troll on irc

[limber knot]

I get paid to do it

on patreon

[merry talon]

But more monitors means more channels

[void void]

Hey guys I was doing some bedtime meme scrolling and I saw a particularly hefty strain of cancer

[limber knot]

well maybe they're not paying me for it but it's included in the package

[void void]

I'll share it so you too can contract this disease

[fallen oracle]

When you guys shower, do you always wash your hair?

[heady spear]

she literally looks like a fucking troll

[limber knot]

yes, 100% of the time

I sometimes shower 4x a day and I always wash my hair

[heady spear]

I was my hair twice a week, too much and it's impossible to handle lol

[merry talon]

that is some terminal stage 4 cancer

[heady spear]

because it's extremely curly

[limber knot]

disgusting

[void void]

I'm glad I could share this with you sweepy

[merry talon]

I sometimes shower 4x a day

come again

[limber knot]

I'm really sad you shared that simple

[heady spear]

he has to with that dirty beard

[void void]

Good

[limber knot]

you need to give me at least 10 minutes if you want that sweepy

[void void]

Goodnight fellow kids

[limber knot]

I always shower in the morning

[heady spear]

I hit the gym in the morning so I shower after the gym

[limber knot]

then I always work out so I shower again

I wouldn't have enough energy to leave the house without my shower

then on most summer days I hit my workshop and I get out of there dusty af or covered in pain/primer/wax so I need another shower

[void void]

I have more cancer for you

[limber knot]

then if it's a summer day you get sweaty af so I take a shower before bed

[heady spear]

It takes me like 30 minutes to do my hair after I've washed it

[limber knot]

that's 4

[void void]

City might like this actually

[heady spear]

so like, couldn't do that daily

[limber knot]

wtf do you do to your hair

[heady spear]

why the fuck would I like that

[limber knot]

I "do" my hair in under 40 seconds

[void void]

I just feel it in my soul

[limber knot]

simple please stop sharing

[heady spear]

I use a hairdryer, then straighten it, then have in product and sometimes dry it a second time

[void void]

Fellas...

[heady spear]

then salt spray + drying and then wax

[limber knot]

I just use a hairdryer, ain't got time for more, lol

[heady spear]

then general styling

easily 30 minutes

[limber knot]

I have a blowdrier

that's it

[merry talon]

so you go through 4 changes of clothes

in a day

[heady spear]

if I don't straighten my hair it gets really curly

like really really curly

[stiff yarrow]

emoji face guy: I shower 2x a day but someone told me that was bad recently

something about drying out your skin

[limber knot]

I have perfect skin

whoever said that is full of shit

[merry talon]

greasy face grosses me out

I'd rather be dry

but I still only shower once a day

[limber knot]

my phone rings for the first time at 7:10, I leave bed at 7:30, shower, dry up, get dressed, leave home before 7:50 and in office at like 8

[stiff yarrow]

I used to shower more than 2x a day

[merry talon]

It's a thorough one though

[limber knot]

I mean I'm not greasy but I don't think that's a benchmark for being dry

I could come in at 12 and nobody gives a shit (as long as I do my 38h/week), but I like to come in early

[stiff yarrow]

being clean = perfection

[heady spear]

The more you wash the more oil your body will produce to counteract it so the greasier you get

[stiff yarrow]

[heady spear]

if I wash my face too much I'll get extremely oily and get extreme acne at the same time lol

[limber knot]

yeah I wash 4x a day and I'm drier than your dry spell so there's that

[merry talon]

then you just have to wash it more

[heady spear]

Also, it's very much genetic

some people have oily skin, some people have dry skin and some have combination skin

[stiff yarrow]

yeah I don't think I've had any negative effects from showering 2x a day

[heady spear]

if I don't apply lotion daily my face gets extremely shiny

[merry talon]

leaf

[static badge]

you washing with a used mop?

[merry talon]

stop

[limber knot]

man the topics in here

:)

[heady spear]

I was just asked out for a midsummer celebration and I need to find a creative excuse not to go

[limber knot]

thank god I am basically alone in office today and nobody sees this shit 😂

[merry talon]

city moisturizes confirmed

[heady spear]

I do indeed :)))

[limber knot]

Insert moisturise me meme here

[heady spear]

in half of the pictures I shared I was wearing half a container of concealer too and no one said anything so something is working

[stiff yarrow]

nothing wrong with taking care of your appearance

[heady spear]

kashike btw so people messaging me on grindr without pictures are scary as fuck, I just realized

like I instantly yeet them away

you should get a profile picture

[limber knot]

Yeah I don't message anyone

[heady spear]

I only message straight boys because they r so hot

[limber knot]

I just like to look and see who's around basically

[heady spear]

also hi my name is james charles

[limber knot]

stop messaging me weeb

[heady spear]

I only go on grindr if I'm extremely horny

which is never because I have the libido of a 97 year old lady

"Ibuki" y tho

he's 25 and his bio is just a bunch of dogs

is he a furry?

[merry talon]

straight boys

on grindr

[discrepancy detected]

[heady spear]

it was a joke :<

only straight guy on grindr is me

[limber knot]

I mean one look at you and they turn straight

[heady spear]

straight into my driveway aye?

[limber knot]

idk if they actually want to run you over

it's not that bad

[golden gust]

I mean

[heady spear]

there's no shame in admitting you want me bro

[golden gust]

I wouldn't feel bad if I accidently drove a car over him

[limber knot]

oi

be nice to city

I mean we could also not be nice to city

that's also an option

[golden gust]

I prefer magmas option, tbh

[heady spear]

it's a bad option

wrong one

[limber knot]

yeah there we go

[heady spear]

try again

[limber knot]

ok

totally right city

[heady spear]

also since when does cat get to choose

[limber knot]

they would absolutely run you over

[heady spear]

but I mean daddy yeah do run me over

[golden gust]

My name is blue

[heady spear]

it could be kinda hot

[limber knot]

no, it's electronicboy

[woven otter]

city is good and all but honestly if you would be sitting in front of the wheel and city was in front of the car there would be no second thoughts about running him over

[limber knot]

think of how hot it would be to always wear a paper bag for the rest of your life weeb

I wouldn't run city over

I'd run lots of other people over

I don't think the police would judge you for it duck

kashike父 yeah but you're clearly a deviant

City is fun to have around

[golden gust]

Yea, it's almost like my foot would just be weight down by lead

[limber knot]

I'd rather be the type of person you'd run over

You are

[golden gust]

Even more fun when you can see him there, and there, and alll over there, and up there

[limber knot]

see

if you liked me then I'd be worried

[vestal jasper]

I think my cat found the neighborhood raccoon. 4 am and I hear what sounds like him trying to jump through the back glass door.

[heady spear]

@vestal jasper wouldn't run me over

right??

[vestal jasper]

Uhhmm...

[static badge]

vic would need the braincells

[limber knot]

weeb if it makes you feel any better I would piss on you if you were on fire

but only after downing as much vodka as I possibly can

[heady spear]

my mom tried to set me on fire you're already better than her

can I call you mommy?

[limber knot]

only if you pay me

^-^: I volunteer to get ran over

[vestal jasper]

Yes

[limber knot]

she tried what?

only if you pay me kashike

[static badge]

I'm always on fire in overwatch

[golden gust]

I mean, even his mother wanted him gone

[limber knot]

^-^: sorry I have no money

[heady spear]

she has tried to kill me a couple of times but's no biggie she was in prison for 3 years

[limber knot]

thats actually really fucked up, lol

[heady spear]

kashike start a patreon

nossr makes money from doing nothing

[static badge]

3 years for two attempted murders?

[heady spear]

5 attempted murders

three confirmed fires

[vestal jasper]

[heady spear]

also insurance fraud

[limber knot]

I made one but I unpublished it

[heady spear]

and identity theft

[limber knot]

made me feel uncomfortable

[static badge]

3 years for all that?

[heady spear]

Ye

[static badge]

[heady spear]

and a couple of years of probation

I removed my patreon too but there are still people dumb enough to give me money

[limber knot]

kashike, just look at spigots premium resource category and think again if you, somebody who contributes to basically every project in the community, should feel bad about accepting money, lol

[heady spear]

@vestal jasper included which is why we all like him 😃

[vestal jasper]

Knew it

[limber knot]

how do you get 5 attempted murders

how do you FAIL to murder someone 5 times

[static badge]

be insane

[heady spear]

you kinda paid to moderate IS vic

[limber knot]

that's just not a winning attitude

[merry talon]

not that hard to be on fire at the bottom of the ladder

[heady spear]

we love u tho

[limber knot]

I bet I could do a murder the right way the first time around

[heady spear]

She would start fires in my bedroom

then call the fire department herself

[limber knot]

I bet I could make better fires as well

[heady spear]

she also threatened to hang herself a couple of times then ran off into the woods lol

[limber knot]

MiniDigger: it's not that I feel bad about accepting money, it's that the things that I would put on Patreon are things like Paper too, but I don't do hard work like version updates, electronic or others do

I bet I could hang... wait a second

[static badge]

well I was right about insanity

[limber knot]

So I feel like putting those is bad

[merry talon]

also christ is your mention separator a fucking hammer and sickle now

[heady spear]

She burned down 2 of our houses

[limber knot]

So that leaves my personal projects

Which are small

Sweepyoface父 you are so wrong

that's not it at all

look it up

lol @spare venture

[merry talon]

.g 父

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/父 -- 父 - Wiktionary: "父女 ― fùnǚ ― father and daughter. 父輩 / 父辈 ― fùbèi ― one's father's generation. 家父 ― jiāfù ― [humble] my father. 生父 ― shēngfù ― biological father."

[merry talon]

retarded

[limber knot]

thanks, I had to try super hard to find it

md5 keeps blacklisting them

[heady spear]

also guys let's pray for codevision

that place died yesterday

[golden gust]

died?

[static badge]

dead?

[merry talon]

your first mistake is being in #spigot

[woven otter]

yeah Pim fucked up

[heady spear]

completely dead lmao

[static badge]

hm?

did he let all the cancer seep into here

god that must be it actually

explains the weeaboos

jesus

[merry talon]

it looks fine to me?

[woven otter]

he wanted to fulfill his monthly moderation quota

[wide chasm]

What actually happened yesterday on CV apart from three bans and removal of #general? Was asleep when it happened

[static badge]

general got nuked?

[heady spear]

Rubba and Dark left, begga and mr. asshole got banned

and the whole server got iffy af

[static badge]

jfc only generals that should get nuked are those in hiroshima

[merry talon]

oh so just normal server drama

[wide chasm]

Oh okay, I guess

[potent warren]

General also got archived LMAO

[heady spear]

nah, it's like bad bad this time

[golden gust]

CV seemed to be going down for a long time tbh

[potent warren]

Welp, the old off-topic is gone and general is now off-topic

[limber knot]

wtf is codevision anyway

[heady spear]

Anyway I got inspired by magma and I'm taking a shower. I'll livestream it for all IS donators+

[static badge]

code vision but yet no sights for the future

[vestal jasper]

What's cv

O

[heady spear]

CV used to be this poppin programming related discord

that started dying a year ago

[static badge]

however it got overtaken by cancer

[merry talon]

was it ever up

[woven otter]

yesterday might be the final blow though

we'll see

[potent warren]

Working as intended

[heady spear]

I mean, it was really popular for a while

but all the important people (aka dark and I) are in here so it's fine

[golden gust]

For me, I honestly just got bored of it, nowadays it's mostly just the same handful of "I wanna do X but don't wanna learn how to Y, plz halp"

[limber knot]

hey city you ought to be exclusively there

[merry talon]

this is the problem with it being minecraft based

[static badge]

this discord is minecraft based :>

[heady spear]

magma why don't you go jump into a volcano

[merry talon]

never looked there because I didnt think there was much to gain

[limber knot]

I do every so often

too cool down

[heady spear]

IntellectualSites > Codevision

[limber knot]

because I'm just so hot

[golden gust]

Then pim tried the stupid support bot thing and it honestly just crushed it for me, felt that they had their own way of wanting to become primarily a support discord to take advantage of the CV community, but they didn't wanna like... you know... have a community

[static badge]

[heady spear]

That, and the fact that Pim just didn't give a fuck

[wide chasm]

You mean help revision 3?