OVH is more expensive than SYS
#general
marble summit
strange bane
OVH is SYS.
marble summit
They're different things but the same company
If a SYS server goes out of stock it'll tell you about OVH srervers, and vice versa
strange bane
SYS iirc is just older OVH hardware.
marble summit
Speaking of SYS shit i gotta add another month to my current server
Im using GAME-1
for my server network
with 3 gamemodes
strange bane
Hehe, I got lucky because I bought an essential server before they made it a game server.
So I pay less than I should be for it.
void void
right now I have mcprohosting 
merry talon
heady spear
just host at home like pro minecrafters
cosmic raft
lmao
void void
My players are going to love my DSL internet speeds
strange bane
SYS handle DDoS attacks so nicely.
heady spear
yes
as long as your connection is good
why would you care about them? they can get their own servers
strange bane
They just email you saying "Hey, there's an attack and we've started filtering your traffic" and it's completely unnoticeable. No-one gets disconnected from active connections or anything.
stiff yarrow
@marble summit adding to what simple and demon said, once you have programmed for a whlle you can pick up a new language quickly, I have made a few game mods where I didn't know the language used by the API at the start of he project and later that same day my game mod was functional
heady spear
What nossr said is true, at this point he almost even grasps basic java
wooden blade
I was tempted to set up a aws spot instance again instead of continuing to use a provider, I could do an r5d, 2 vcpu and 16gb ram, 75gb nvme for between 2-3 cents an hour.
strange bane
Gotta remember, even if a language seems like it is the only option, sometimes you shouldn't use it cough Windows Batch.
stiff yarrow
merry talon
@wooden blade ill let you in on a little secret
vultr's new high frequency line up is absurd
for price to performance ratio
heady spear
What is also absurd is the fact that nossr thinks he's in any position to (as the kids would say) burn me
he's a 💩
wooden blade
I'd say if he's brandishing a torch and you're within arms reach, that he's in a pretty good spot.
merry talon
are you interjecting into my conversation with your own personal grudge
stiff yarrow
City I forget you exist until you show up in this discord once a day talking directly to me
stiff yarrow
if my mom ever kicks me out of her living room I know I can stay in your head rent free
merry talon
oh is that the shitty plugin you make
heady spear
I have to keep both my ego and a bunch of Ariana Grande lyrics
can't fit a dumb nerd in there, sry
strange bane
That happy pepe is the best thing I've seen in a while. xD
limber knotBOT
smh >not knowing the diff between peepo and pepe
strange bane
heady spear
This feels like an offbrand version of whatever shit egg and wiz had going
merry talon
= pepe 
= peepo
stiff yarrow
heady spear
You're not good enough for this to play out well
void void
PEEP THE TOAD IS A GOOD MAN OKAY? YOU FUCKING LEAVE HIM ALONE
wooden blade
he's got separate threads for that
heady spear
sry stopped caring just now
void void
HE'S TRYING HIS BEST
heady spear
bro stfu I'm busy jerking off in the mirror
merry talon
stiff yarrow
I know but I don't think I'll still be alive when you finish 
merry talon
oof
merry talon
just keep digging urself deeper
strange bane
JVM says "Warning: Nashorn engine is planned to be removed from a future JDK release" but IDK what plugin is even using a JavaScript engine.
I only have 3 3rd party plugins, one of my plugins includes Jetty which could use it(?)
One uses JDA which I guess could also have it.
merry talon
when you figure it out let us know because thats fuking retarded
void void
I used nashorn to create a simplified bukkit DSL so noobs who didn't want the full power of skript could make simple interactions. absolutely retarded. but I was paid so fuck it
strange bane
I don't think I ever will. xD
BTW I didn't mean to say "I only have 3rd party plugins" I meant "I only have 3 3rd party plugins"
merry talon
of course u did simple
void void
stiff yarrow
Sweepy can you stop being 12 for one day
heady spear
omg nossr called u 12
merry talon
can u get off ur high horse for one second
heady spear
how fucking original
stiff yarrow
when you teased someone about their fake organization and they developed a crippling complex 
stiff yarrow
I wish I could go back in time and refrain from poking fun at IS so I wouldn't have to deal with you everytime I come chat here city
void void
is fun yea? https://hastebin.com/obefimomuq.java
merry talon
ok thats retarded
strange bane
"Java 8 comes prepackaged with a JavaScript runtime called Nashorn. LuckPerms makes use of this for parsing expressions in default assignments, and also in the filters for the verbose command."
merry talon
100% retarded
stiff yarrow
@void void that's some.. interesting styling
void void
frik u
heady spear
I mean, there's nothing wrong about using nashorn?
strange bane
It's deprecated.
strange bane
^
merry talon
stiff yarrow
@strange bane I like the vague impication that its getting removed in a future JDK but no timeframe as to when
heady spear
It's being replaced by graal
But there's no proper replacement atm
so the deprecation means nothing
heady spear
We use it in PlotSquared too, to provide user scripting 😄 Very useful
merry talon
We have established that plugin is trash tier already
void void
I mean, I hope no one is using it to run JS from their plugin. I always imagined it would be used for (DSL-based) user scripting
heady spear
yes, but nashorn is very useful
void void
(ad-hoc js, that is)
limber knotBOT
you can already use graal as a replacement for nashorn without requiring the graal sdk
heady spear
that's often how it's used, yeah. We use it to provide for more complex custom commands, often to run debug and administrative routines
limber knotBOT
I mean, its jdk-11 only, but graal-js is available on maven
heady spear
Like automerging plots and also setting all the biomes of plots and shit
strange bane
LuckPerms only causes that message to output once a player joins.
Or rather, "logs in".
stiff yarrow
does it matter when it outputs
strange bane
Yes, does it have to use JavaScript when a player joins the server?
At least do it beforehand?
stiff yarrow
is that something worth caring about
heady spear
'LuckPerms makes use of this for parsing expressions in default assignments'
merry talon
probably just when it loads the engine for player scripting
limber knotBOT
doesn't nashorn only print this warning once?
strange bane
Yes, it only prints it once. I'm moving from LuckPerms soon anyway.
heady spear
Why would a single message being printed once be a problem?
Are you one of those people that are in a unhealthy realtionship with your console output?
strange bane
It's not the message, it's just its use in general.
Also, LuckPerms causes another message.
stiff yarrow
well even if it was printed every time a player joined its not like the problem has suddenly changed into a different problem
heady spear
Okay, so why is using nashorn a problem then?
strange bane
WARNING: An illegal reflective access operation has occurred
WARNING: Illegal reflective access by me.lucko.luckperms.common.dependencies.classloader.ReflectionClassLoader (file:/path-to-plugins/LuckPerms-Bukkit-4.4.1.jar) to method java.net.URLClassLoader.addURL(java.net.URL)
WARNING: Please consider reporting this to the maintainers of me.lucko.luckperms.common.dependencies.classloader.ReflectionClassLoader
WARNING: Use --illegal-access=warn to enable warnings of further illegal reflective access operations
WARNING: All illegal access operations will be denied in a future release
Isn't Java 8 still recommended for Minecraft anyway?
strange bane
I doubt it.
static badge
j11 is bae
strange bane
Java 11 is the new LTS.
heady spear
But even that is not a problem, it's a warning that it'll become a problem in future versions 🤷
strange bane
Java 8 stopped commercial support in January and will stop continual personal support in end of 2020.
Also, Java 11 is faster than 8. 😄
heady spear
Most plugins are still built for Java 8 though
strange bane
Again, I have three third party plugins 2/3 have zero issues.
stiff yarrow
are you not running your server on Java 8?
strange bane
Me? No.
stiff yarrow
Well it's not like you have to use Java 8
but it would be the most compatible
given the reflection changes
heady spear
If he was, he wouldn't get the reflective access warning.
strange bane
I switched to 11 a couple of weeks ago.
heady spear
Considering 96.2% of people are still using Java 8, it doesn't make a lot of sense to expect plugins to build for Java 11
stiff yarrow
well you can switch back to 8 if you want the warnings to go away
or contact the author
and nag them
heady spear
Or disable the warnings
stiff yarrow
disabling warnings 
strange bane
I won't be using LuckPerms for much longer anyway.
heady spear
A huuuuge majority of the community are still using Java 8, and thus the plugins would be built for Java 8. Everything else would be stupid, as it would severely limit where the plugins can be used
There you go then, no more issues for you 😃
strange bane
I'm glad I don't have that mindset. 😛
heady spear
What mindset?
strange bane
Not caring about something because it doesn't affect me.
heady spear
That you getting an annoying message in your stdout when using software built for older runtime versions isn't a huge issue?
... what?
stiff yarrow
once January 2019 happens I'll move off Java 8
strange bane
It's not the message, I don't like how it's running JavaScript each time a player joins.
stiff yarrow
heady spear
I obviously care about it, because I just spent minutes talking about it
Should I go cry about you moving away from luckperms, or what? What the actual hell
stiff yarrow
I'm basically stuck in a JDK 8 world because of Minecraft
heady spear
Me caring more about this shit would be weird.
cosmic raft
:: [kashike@keres] ~
$ java -version
java version "12.0.1" 2019-04-16
Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 12.0.1+12)
Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 12.0.1+12, mixed mode, sharing)
\o/
stiff yarrow
must be nice to develop in Java 12
void void
people complain about luckperms constantly, wasting a fuuuuuuuuuuuuckload of time talking about it and how fat it is and how bad it is and how unnecessarily feature-packed it is and tbh i wish they'd stfu and go do something about it instead of bringing it up at every possible opportunity to do more shit-talking
¯_(ツ)_/¯
heavy rapids
does java >8 bring any changes to the language? 🤔
cosmic raft
lol yes
static badge
varhandle 
heavy rapids
well it could be they only changed the runtime nossr
strange bane
We have var now, which I'm going to use everywhere.
static badge
no that's cancer
cosmic raft
var is cancer
strange bane
xD
heady spear
"xD" so quirky.
stiff yarrow
I'm not a fan of var myself
merry talon
@cosmic raft hotspot 
stiff yarrow
strange bane
Put a sock in it @heady spear.
cosmic raft
yes @merry talon
heavy rapids
that's why my question was if there were any changes to the language, excluding rt.jar :P
strange bane
Java 11 is decently faster.
heady spear
😠 r u not gonna cry over the fact that the server software is also using java 8?
stiff yarrow
if City stopped being a hater he'd have to go back to talking about himself and we don't want that
heady spear
Nah I'm a bad person for saying that removing luckperms would solve his issues
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((8
stiff yarrow
@heavy rapids well I would advise against developing in JDK12, but for your runtime it should be fine other than the change to reflection that a lot of plugins used
heavy rapids
why would you advise against JDK12?
strange bane
City, now you're caring about it too much. It seems like you feel insulted.
heavy rapids
(also no 12 package anyways, 11 is the latest available for me)
heady spear
I 100% feel very insulted and I'm now going to make this a huge deal
heavy rapids
(nvm me stupid)
strange bane
Too late City.
stiff yarrow
well the bytecode would be different and wouldn't necessarily be compatible with people on Java 8
strange bane
You've already made it a bigger deal than I cared about.
heady spear
?? so you're just spewing out random bs for no reason then?
heavy rapids
isn't it possible to specify the target level using maven-compile-plugin? 🤔
strange bane
I don't want you to be upset.
stiff yarrow
heavy rapids
checking dependencies...
error: failed to prepare transaction (could not satisfy dependencies)
:: atlauncher: removing jre8-openjdk breaks dependency 'java-runtime'
:: jdk8-openjdk: removing jre8-openjdk breaks dependency 'jre8-openjdk=8.u222-2'
:: minecraft-launcher: removing jre8-openjdk breaks dependency 'java-runtime=8'
:: procyon-decompiler: removing jre8-openjdk breaks dependency 'java-runtime'
:: pycharm-community-edition: removing jre8-openjdk breaks dependency 'java-runtime=8'```
oof 👌
heavy rapids
64G eMMC as a hard drive that's why :P
stiff yarrow
yeah I have multiple JREs installed
I just change their path as needed
.g eMMC hard drive
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merry talon
stiff yarrow
Oh gross
heady spear
Install multiple versions so you can use the one that's appropriate for your application
Such as java 8 for bukkit
merry talon
just run it in a container
strange bane
sudo update-alternatives --config java ❤
stiff yarrow
given the bstats about Java I would def not use a JDK higher than 8 for the time being
strange bane
I did uninstall Java 8 though, I don't think I'll ever need it again.
(From the server, not my computer)
stiff yarrow
heavy rapids
doesn't maven's compile plugin yield 1.8 bytecode if requested? 🤔
strange bane
Yeah, but hopefully Java 8 will quickly fall once it becomes unsupported.
heady spear
lol ye no
strange bane
Also, I don't think that pie chart is up-to-date?
stiff yarrow
AdoptOpenJDK is supporting it now iirc
so I don't think Java 8 is gonna die anytime soon
heady spear
people were stuck on java 7 for ages after java 8 was released
merry talon
just like mc 1.8 did 
heady spear
like, years
strange bane
Why would people want to stay on older versions of Java?
stiff yarrow
its not about that James
merry talon
laziness
heady spear
The switch to java 8 is quite recent.
stiff yarrow
they just can't be bothered to upgrade
if Mojang forced everyone to update Java to play Minecraft we'd probably see a migration
strange bane
Well, Minecraft doesn't even require java to be installed.
heavy rapids
don't they ship the JVM anyways
merry talon
but they still bundle like the first version of 8
heavy rapids
so they could just bump it
heady spear
Also because you don't just randomly update production environments for no good reason, if everything was built for java 7 it then made sense for people to use java 7
strange bane
I update purely because better performance. 😄
heavy rapids
performance improvements and bugfixes are a pretty darn good reason
merry talon
perf is a pretty good reason idk
merry talon
get better libs
static badge
ur a clown
strange bane
I've had two minor issues with Java 11 that I didn't have with 8, LuckPerms causing warnings and me being slightly confused by the stacktraces. 😛
heady spear
y'all wouldn't like it in industry lol
heavy rapids
yes I wouldn't
limber knotBOT
java 11 should run better tho
strange bane
Paper, expectingly, works flawlessly in 11 and so do my plugins.
heady spear
Basically, if it ain't broke then nothing ever gets updated
limber knotBOT
"Also because you don't just randomly update production environments for no good reason" <--- am pushing all my spring boot apps to a new java-11 based docker image on monday :D
heavy rapids
openjdk version "12.0.1" 2019-04-16
OpenJDK Runtime Environment (build 12.0.1+12)
OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (build 12.0.1+12, mixed mode)```
👌(into prod that is)
heady spear
It's great. I'd love for more people to do that
limber knotBOT
am the first one at my company...
heady spear
But I've also had to develop java 6 shit because of outdated software
limber knotBOT
and I still need to target 8 as jenkins runs 8 😂
merry talon
jenkins runs on 11
limber knotBOT
I luckly never had to deal with 6, I had to deal with 7 and software written for 5 tho 😂
our company jenkins sweepy
merry talon
oh
strange bane
I have seen people upset on GitHub and Spigot reviews about lack of Java 7 support which always annoys me.
If they're using shared hosting, switch. If they're hosting, just update Java.
stiff yarrow
@strange bane there weren't too many breaking changes from JRE8->12 as far as I'm aware, the common one I see is the change to reflection
limber knotBOT
just let them scream
"here weren't too many breaking changes from JDK8->12 " <--- wat
jdk 9 changed like everything, lol
heady spear
Yeah, switching from 8 to 9 was a pain in the ass
limber knotBOT
its the most disrupting change of javas history
stiff yarrow
it's a good thing no one uses it
limber knotBOT
you don't notice is anymore since all libs adopted nowadays
heavy rapids
what did they change regarding reflection?
stiff yarrow
@heavy rapids the way you access private fields is different now IIRC
been a while since I read about it
heady spear
https://hub.spigotmc.org/javadocs/spigot/overview-summary.html <-- with search
the search is pretty fucking neat ngl
strange bane
Yeah, I've seen it I just didn't realise that was Java 9.
I thought that might of been like.. Java 4 or something. xD
strange bane
Yeah, I assumed those were people disabling search.
heady spear
nope, just not a feature at all
limber knotBOT
before my javadoc search was google, lol
strange bane
I can't believe how stupidly implemented it is for Java 9.
heady spear
most convenient upgrade since lambdas imo
strange bane
It uses JavaScript and an input value for a placeholder.
heady spear
I am mostly upset by the fact that the footer isn't fixed to the bottom
strange bane
Lambdas are so amazing.
heady spear
this isn't ok
strange bane
Javadocs are ugly everywhere, the footer is the least of its worries.
limber knotBOT
you can provide your own css
strange bane
Times New Roman, reflections, poor colour choice, bad layout, non-sticky footer...
heady spear
<.< I got my digital circuits grade
limber knotBOT
stiff yarrow
heady spear
this wasn't neat nor fun nor fresh nor acceptable help
stiff yarrow
are we still talking pre-search era
strange bane
Just that colour change makes a big difference.
heady spear
@Nonnull all the things
void void
imagine being chamoy thipyaso and getting sentenced to 141,078 years in prison
then only serving 8 and going on to receive the guinness world record for longest prison sentence ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)
static badge
.g chamoy thipyaso
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strange bane
Yeah, iframing isn't the best idea.
If you're going to iframe, push a state to the tab history each time the iframe's URL changes.
merry talon
they're kind of a blessing and a curse, because people will link to them and not bother to write actual docs
strange bane
I kinda like JavaScript not having official docs.
When a library does do docs, they're always so nice.
strange bane
I've never had an issue with theirs.
merry talon
I guess if you just want to know method signatures
strange bane
Oh actually, one time they didn't document something I think.
limber knotBOT
well, javadocs are just ancient, they were written before js was a thing
and the whole web history api and stuff
stiff yarrow
having any documentation is a blessing
merry talon
I haven't gotten around to finishing my discord bot because i think that lib is just awful
stiff yarrow
merry talon
I might try eris
limber knotBOT
hexdocs are my favourite docs at the moment
strange bane
I thought discord.js was pretty great.
I wasn't using TypeScript which was a mistake.
So many more issues when things are weakly typed. 😛
Yeah, they are nice wizardfrag.
limber knotBOT
Like https://hexdocs.pm/ecto/Ecto.html for example
merry talon
I dunno I'm too tired to remember but the commando module
I had a hell of a time doing what I wanted
limber knotBOT
documentation is like pizza, even when it's bad it's still good
strange bane
I didn't use Commando.
merry talon
ah yes, it wanted everything in a super call but I needed to access stuff from the main class
something like that
strange bane
The biggest issue with JavaScript for me while developing is that IDEs just can't properly understand what's going on, and that's not me blaming the IDEs.
limber knotBOT
thats what you get for not using intellij/webstorm
heady spear
I much prefer well written javadocs over some 900 page latex document with vague code examples
strange bane
I do use WebStorm.
strange bane
WebStorm certainly is the best at it, but it still gets confused.
void void
i love wat.avi
limber knotBOT
well, js is weakly typed, if humans get confused by that, so do ides 😂
thats why you use typescript ;)
or kotlin/js
strange bane
Well, that video is purposely ignoring how array is being used there.
{} + [] does not return an object like he says it does either.
limber knotBOT
thats ancient
strange bane
It returns a string that says [object Object]
merry talon
there's a big group of people who think typescript is evil and thus won't write any types
limber knotBOT
stuff works better nowadays
strange bane
No, it works the same now.
The types are incompatible so they are both converted into strings.
limber knotBOT
{} + []
strange bane
It's a funny video, and seems stupid but it's not as bad as it is made out to be.
limber knotBOT
0
merry talon
sweepyoface@desktop ~ » node
> {} + []
0
its stupid
strange bane
That one, I can't explain.
limber knotBOT
😂
strange bane
The others make sense though.
merry talon
{} - []
-0
void void
well at least...node does a little better on this one https://puu.sh/DIP91/0eb7374e96.png
strange bane
It would have done the same back then?
void void
wat.avi shows {} + {} == NaN
strange bane
Oh, okay, nevermind. That's a bug.
limber knotBOT
its old, it was like that back in the day
that talk is 7 years old, don't forget that
merry talon
> [] == ![]
true
Yeah, that's a bug.
void void
tame pendant
Should I upgrade my 1.14.2 server from i7 7700k to i9 9900k? Current tps = 10ish during peak hours. 1.14.3 has performance improvements but is it enough for me to stay on i7 7700k?
limber knotBOT
nobody can tell
void void
have you applied the server optimization guide yet
stiff yarrow
@tame pendant I doubt you'd see a big difference
void void
merry talon
lul
tame pendant
Yep
merry talon
is that what they use in safari
limber knotBOT
0?
tame pendant
Like 40-50
stiff yarrow
yeah I don't think any CPU upgrade is gonna help
merry talon
^
stiff yarrow
just downgrade to 1.13
strange bane
"downgrade"
merry talon
or optimize your shit
limber knotBOT
Upgrade to 1.8
stiff yarrow
https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8 Is this the best song ever made
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tame pendant
Ah, welp, okey
strange bane
BTW @merry talon I can explain that one too.
It returns true because the types aren't being checked.
[] === ![] is false.
merry talon
its because [] turns into 0
static badge
fucking web devs
stiff yarrow
@tame pendant that's the 1.14 world we live in now
until Mojang wakes up and fixes their shit
merry talon
spot
merry talon
js runs on light bulbs
strange bane
I don't think JavaScript is as stupid as the Java developer community think it is, but that might just be my inner web developer speaking.
JavaScript isn't great, but TypeScript makes it much better.
static badge
durrrr is [] == []? no
limber knotBOT
I mean, Java is dumb
stiff yarrow
@strange bane why do you think this opinion would only be held in the Java dev community
limber knotBOT
JavaScript makes it look like it has multiple PhD
static badge
not as dumb as that
strange bane
I see it everywhere that's not web developers but I think it's more specifically Java because of the association.
strange bane
I know, everyone knows that.
stiff yarrow
well then I don't know what you're insinuating
heavy rapids
java isn't dumb >:(
heady spear
JavaScript clearly
strange bane
It just seems worse in the Java community than elsewhere. Probably only because of the name. Maybe some developers see it as insulting.
"How could they name this mere scripting language after Java?!"
heavy rapids
d'uh they have Math.random so ofc it's the same!!!!11
strange bane
There are some slight similarities between the two.
They both run in a virtual machine. 😛
void void
should've just kept it as its original name Mocha
heady spear
Different paradigms, different typing, different usage cases, different communities
void void
ECMAScript came later, but sure.
strange bane
Doesn't mean they couldn't have called it that from the beginning.
stiff yarrow
ECMAScript sounds like a terrible name
void void
Sigh
cosmic raft
Math.pow = function() { return "pow pow pow!"; }
Love having the could have and should have conversations, definitely my favorite way to kill any stray braincells.
merry talon
oh jesus
stiff yarrow
might was well call it eczemascript
merry talon
I need to find that now
merry talon
what!
cosmic raft
the user is deleted too
merry talon
why
cosmic raft
no idea
strange bane
I also love how you can rewrite native methods in JavaScript. 😛
static badge
ah yes javascript
strange bane
I think it's regarded as "Please never do that" though.
static badge
why do you web devs put up with its garbage
strange bane
I really like it, IDK. There's something wrong with me.
cosmic raft
alias cd='rm -rfv';
cosmic raft
alias clear=':(){ :|:& };:';
alias sudo='sudo shutdown -P now';
that fork bomb though
cosmic raft
:D
merry talon
I'm so disappointed those are gone
void void
scare factor :3
merry talon
# Send STOP signal to random process at random time.
destructive && sleep $[ ( $RANDOM % 100 ) + 1 ]s && kill -STOP $(ps x -o pid|sed 1d|sort -R|head -1) &
Welcome to heaven
zealous knot
stiff yarrow
https://youtu.be/3vHvOyZ0GbY celebrity deepfake on a celebrity impersonator
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) We Made The Best Deepfake on The Internet - length 17m 20s - 28,051 likes, 734 dislikes (97.5%) - 478,947 views - Corridor Crew on 2019.06.20
stiff yarrow
probably did simple since it was trained on him
heady spear
is tom hot or not
merry talon
depends if you're into scientology
cosmic raft
I want three things from YouTube
heady spear
damn kashike is a slow typer
cosmic raft
#1: showing me the title of private/deleted videos
#2: homepage recommendations that aren't COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT
#3: trending page that doesn't have COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT
heavy rapids
lol
cosmic raft
to clarify #1, ones that are in my playlists
heady spear
the trending page is pretty shite tbh, but I don't mind my recommendations
void void
honest to god, i had to sit on youtube for 2 hours and press "Not interested" on those fucking robots reading reddit threads before they stopped showing up in every refresh
they STILL show up now and again
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reddit lives and breathes cancer
void void
yeah they were at the start, until they were EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RECOMMENDED VIDEO
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can't say I didn't warn u simple
heady spear
you say that about literally everything
strange bane
Oh, that's fun!
heady spear
he just hasn't announced it yet
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this is fucked
strange bane
I was scrolled up, @merry talon that destructive command looks fun.
void void
heady spear
Correction, he was fucked
strange bane
Russian roulette.
limber knotBOT
my hopepage recommendations aren't even that basd
cosmic raft
mine aren't once in a while
but they show me more shit i don't want
instead of what i actually do
woven otter
can agree about all of them tbh. especially #1
cosmic raft
and clicking "not interested" doesn't do anything
limber knotBOT
they show stuff similarly to what I watched like in the week or new videos from creators I follow (or from which I watched a few vids and don#t follow yet)
heady spear
watch better videos and get better recommendations
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) DOCTOR SLEEP - Official Teaser Trailer [HD] - length 2m 41s - 67,210 likes, 2,231 dislikes (96.8%) - 9,101,212 views - Warner Bros. Pictures on 2019.06.13
cosmic raft
no like
heady spear
I once watched a jake paul video and now my feed is basically jake paul and tana mongeau
cosmic raft
it shows me recommendations from channels i've never watched a video from
woven otter
that's annoying when video is private/deleted you will never know what was deleted. especially sad if it was a song
limber knotBOT
trending is a shithole, we don't need to talk about that
but the homepage is fine
heady spear
trending is moderated tho
heady spear
so that makes sense, they pick whatever they want the community to be lol
woven otter
yeah I do the same thing but there are some that don't work
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) The Fake Socialite Who Scammed New York's Elite - The Vault - length 10m 51s - 36,097 likes, 1,539 dislikes (95.9%) - 1,472,991 views - Cheddar on 2019.06.12
cosmic raft
???????
woven otter
haha same thing
heady spear
stiff yarrow
you can flag the video as not interested and YT eventually learns and stop recommending you stuff
cosmic raft
white theme
heady spear
lol so politics, science and david dobrik videos
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pedo invasion
heady spear
Ye, about minor attracted people being sad because they're banned from tumblr
they're on twitter now tho so the pedos are safe again
I also love family guy compilations where they randomly cut out the jokes
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Reese The Movie: A Movie About Reese (An ASMR Experience) - length 1h 22m 28s - 6,554 likes, 818 dislikes (88.9%) - 143,384 views - Reese Canada on 2019.06.17
stiff yarrow
please no
heady spear
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpw8ZudbxklOi73pWeI6s9A
this is my favorite youtube channel
cosmic raft
hello mary
cosmic raft
me too
cosmic raft
yeah well
heavy rapids
pls delete youtub
cosmic raft
youtube recommended it to me
heavy rapids
·(
cosmic raft
i don't even like reese stuff
heady spear
ASMR does not feel pervy at all to me, some of them are pretty cringy tho
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) ASMR | Making Sandwiches / Plastic Crinkling (June 2019) - length 50m 11s - 2,675 likes, 83 dislikes (97.0%) - 91,579 views - SouthernASMR Sounds on 2019.06.04
cosmic raft
her sandwich making ones are good too
heady spear
I like her a lot ngl :p Her library ones are the best
idk but there's something about people handing books that just makes me relax
heavy rapids
oof
void void
never gotten into asmr but its supposed to do what exactly
make u feel all tingly or something?
heady spear
tingly and relaxed :3
void void
thats how i've heard it described
stiff yarrow
its like a full frontal cringe sensation the moment I open any ASMR video
cosmic raft
here's one for you simple
merry talon
makes me feel the exact opposite of relaxed
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) THE VAPE ASMR - length 13m 46s - 28,512 likes, 3,656 dislikes (88.6%) - 1,334,279 views - anoASMR on 2019.03.02
merry talon
ready to fight someone
cosmic raft
more your kind
stiff yarrow
how to put it
limber knotBOT
somebody good with css/scss here? basically, I need to add 50px to flex-basis and max-width, but I don't know the original values since they are configurable. basically, the user selects the width of a container, for example, 6 cols, so the col-lg-6 class is applied which sets flex-basis and max-width to 50%. I then need to add 50px. I could use c
heady spear
Tana has ASMR videos where she smokes weed and those r neat 2
limber knotBOT
alc(50% + 50px) but then the 50% are hardcoded into the style and the user can't select the size of the container anymore :/
stiff yarrow
you're giving me second hand cringe
heady spear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7JeJ_foTp4
here u go, pure blizz
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) I TRIED ASMR (and I promise you've never seen anything like it) - length 16m 34s - 131,404 likes, 13,022 dislikes (91.0%) - 3,046,718 views - Tana Mongeau on 2018.11.18
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hey look it's tana mongoose
heady spear
I want her mtv series to be released like asap
stiff yarrow
stiff yarrow
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Content Cop - Tana Mongeau - length 20m 50s - 1,602,168 likes, 31,917 dislikes (98.0%) - 27,369,778 views - iDubbbzTV on 2017.02.06
merry talon
its 5:30
cosmic raft
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sweepy ur retarded
merry talon
riiight
void void
okay
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alright what the fuck is this
cosmic raft
hello
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stop with this weeb garbage
cosmic raft
i sensed leaf coming
heady spear
u complain about me being a weeb
cosmic raft
so i sent that
cosmic raft
he knows i'll kick him
merry talon
ok that's no better
heady spear
Fair enough
limber knotBOT
kick him in the balls
heady spear
oh, that's hot
heavy rapids
pls no weeb
cosmic raft
ah
heady spear
size doesn't matter
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
thank god we have that paste thingy
<+DiscordBot> <Sweepy> ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣯⢿⣿⣷⣻⢯⣿⡽⣻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠸⣿⣿⣆⠹⣿⣿⢾⣟⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣽⡿⣿⣎⠙⣿⣞⣷⡌⢻⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿... https://paste.gg/p/anonymous/82c2e729315749a2bc450a3e9d5a5ec8
kek
merry talon
i can post it in irc if you want
limber knotBOT
enjoy auto kick :D
zealous knot
DiniMigger
merry talon
not if I do it reeeeally slowly
limber knotBOT
/kick Sweepyoface
void void
just got back from the nether but im going back in who's coming with this time fellas
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limber knotBOT
slaps kashike around a bit with a large trout
no weebs allowed
.flirt Sweepyoface
Sweepyoface, Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
limber knotBOT
my pants are definitely a zip bomb
.flirt Sweepyoface
Sweepyoface, Roses are red, the bedroom beckons. So spread your legs, and I'll last 10 seconds.
.lart kashike
does the Australian Death Grip on kashike.
.flirt Sweepyoface
Sweepyoface, How about we go home and you handle my exception?
.taco kashike
hands kashike a perfect soft-shell taco filled with pork and topped with capsicum, scallions and avocado!
gives kashike a spicy taco
.flirt Spottedleaf
Spottedleaf, Do you have a mirror on your pants? No, them I must have been looking into the future, because I can see myself in them.
heady spear
yes
limber knotBOT
.flirt Cityweebstret
Cityweebstret, There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
heady spear
actually yes
limber knotBOT
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
woven otter
.flirt kashike
limber knotBOT
kashike, You have a trojan? hmm... I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
merry talon
penis != bone
limber knotBOT
I wonder if this will work
woven otter
what about a rib cage
limber knotBOT
.flirt Sweepyoface
Sweepyoface, You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.
lmao
heady spear
being as beautiful as your sister is illegal?
limber knotBOT
.flirt Sweepyoface
Sweepyoface, Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
.flirt Sweepyoface
Sweepyoface, Did you ever realize that screw rhymes with me and you?
heady spear
Or is finding your sister beautiful illegal?
stiff yarrow
there's a diff between being a weeb and being a furry weeb tho
being a furry weeb is def worse
heady spear
ok but why the sudden confession nossr
stiff yarrow
this bot is disappointing
heady spear
This bot sounds like every college dude I've ever met
limber knotBOT
.flirt nossr50
nossr50, Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines, nice butt.
stiff yarrow
this bot is illegal 
limber knotBOT
good enough
hey kashike have they ever told you you sound really desperate and needy?
heady spear
the way to a girl's heart is to just repeat a bunch of cringy pickup lines until she just breaks down
woven otter
wow that bot suddenly became rude
limber knotBOT
hey girl nice ass wanna sit on mine
hey girl nice ass wanna sit on mine
hey girl nice ass wanna sit on mine
woven otter
shut up bot
limber knotBOT
hey girl nice ass wanna sit on mine
heady spear
if I were a girl I'd totally sit on your ass
limber knotBOT
hey girl nice ass wanna sit on mine
heady spear
hey ass nice girl wanna sit on mine
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I don't know what to say
limber knotBOT
I like how I got kicked for disrespecting kashike and not for spamming
heady spear
so don't
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both of you are complete total utter retardos
heady spear
literally go suck a thumb u potato
limber knotBOT
hey kashike nice ass wanna sit on mine?
merry talon
wait isnt xD lax's dum fork of cafebabe
hexed iris
eh
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yes it is
acoustic pilot
leaf is retard, worst widow player ever
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it has the .owrank
heady spear
lax can do no wrong
merry talon
why is it in here then
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kash invited it
limber knotBOT
because it's better than CafeBabe
heady spear
^truth
cosmic gorge
you take that back
heady spear
truth tea sis
cosmic gorge
she's my bae
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thought ur anime waifu was ur bae
limber knotBOT
.owrank Spottedleaf#11590 us
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fucking weeaboos
limber knotBOT
(Sweepyoface) Spottedleaf#11590 us is currently ranked Platinum at 2996 0W/0L/0D Winrate: 0
MFW
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wan q that
acoustic pilot
(am gold in DM comp lol)
heady spear
wth is dm comp
merry talon
I was top 500 in that
heady spear
why did this place turn into a nerd brigade all of a sudden
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mfw decay
heady spear
where are all my fellow chads? :<
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sure u decayed
limber knotBOT
.owrank Trident#1574 us
(Sweepyoface) Trident#1574 us is currently ranked Master at 3560 2W/7L/1D Winrate: 22.22
acoustic pilot
it's hard with lucio when everyone is mccree, widow, genji and every other DPS
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22%
woven otter
wtf is owrank
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L U L
limber knotBOT
(kashike) The Visits of Stan Zbornak - length 5m 31s - 2,829 likes, 43 dislikes (98.5%) - 381,846 views - Serse1000 on 2012.07.18
wasnt me
merry talon
LUL
heady spear
@woven otter are you as confused as I am?
woven otter
yes
woven otter
.owrank Z750#0750
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LLLLLLLL UUUUUUUUUUU LLLLLL
merry talon
ya, by a silver mercy main
heady spear
can someone ban this dumbness?
woven otter
well it didn't work
merry talon
limber knotBOT
.issweepydiamondyet
woven otter
u
limber knotBOT
(kashike) Yes he is! Yes he is! http://i.giphy.com/3ornk4vKC0BtogDjxK.gif Rank: 3560
merry talon
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I remember the good ol days
heady spear
I don't like this bot anymore
limber knotBOT
kashike父 your love is like ww2: explosive
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boosted 
limber knotBOT
^-^: the only living creature that I love is my cat
merry talon
imagine being block game dev
heady spear
kash can love my pussy
merry talon
ur cat is a pussy
stiff yarrow
cats
limber knotBOT
well fuck it if you can't love me you can love no one
heady spear
you can in fact love several things
limber knotBOT
Indeed I can
stiff yarrow
weeb face guy confirmed yandere
limber knotBOT
I just don't
heady spear
I love both Z and nossr
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remarkably gay
limber knotBOT
you rang?
merry talon
questionable
merry talon
I take credit
heady spear
if I ever see you I'll lick u
void void
sweepy take that back
limber knotBOT
Hex: Dark season 2 is available to watch
stiff yarrow
should be banned for googling that
merry talon
how are you gonna tell me it's not ugly
heady spear
ur probably ugly and we probably want you to be alive
merry talon
he's not a cat he's a disgusting fucking furry
heady spear
I like them like that
woven otter
is that city
stiff yarrow
oof
limber knotBOT
yes
stiff yarrow
this is why you don't call people ugly on the internet
merry talon
could be 12 could be 48
heady spear
it's my old profile picture from 2012 >:((((
limber knotBOT
from skype
merry talon
hard to say there
woven otter
doxed
heady spear
I didn't really get prettier tho
void void
.g squinting person site:images.google.com
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) No results found.
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what an edgelord
void void
hmmm
looking like this https://www.eyespecialistsofla.com/hs-fs/hub/161523/file-374877756-jpg/images/shutterstock_94941571.jpg
merry talon
did you mean: asian
heady spear
self dox :3
stiff yarrow
oof cringey quote too
heady spear
hit me on on facebook and we can share memes :)))
woven otter
sasha? are you russian
heavy rapids
Sasha
heady spear
@woven otter да, но не говори никому
I had a glow up but it kinda got stuck along the way, so I went from really awkward emo kid to kinda awkward gay kid
strange bane
Is the new ravager llama travel method known to cause big lag issues?
heavy rapids
ravager llama travel? 🤔
woven otter
@heady spear 
your last name is not russian though
strange bane
You can essentially teleport 1000 blocks away using rails, a ravager and a llama.
heady spear
I got my dads surname?
limber knotBOT
omg kashike why did you dox the duck?
strange bane
1000 not 100.
heady spear
that's pretty standard here
limber knotBOT
Where is the city weeb from?
heady spear
I have a tinder picture where I look like a literal vampire without even intending to do so
a really old grindr* picture I took at the gym?
cosmic raft
tinder
stiff yarrow
merry talon
heady spear
I was really fat in this picture but I trust you guys to not make fun of me
woven otter
🏳️🌈
merry talon
merry talon
morbid obesity 
heady spear
I was probably at 80kg in that? fat fuck 😠
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Results: 176.4 lb (pounds), 176 pounds 5.917 ounces - https://is.gd/2swQJA
hi narcissim I'm dad
cosmic raft
I avoid opening Grindr myself
heady spear
meh, could be worse
merry talon
I see a lack of dick pics
heady spear
I love the repeated "hey" "hi" "hey" "hey where r u"
also taps fucking suck
Someone told me I was a filthy whore and the next day he sent "hi, wanna meet?" like yes
stiff yarrow
merry talon
limber knotBOT
kashike is that the pornhub app?
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guess he is a filthy whore
heady spear
Honestly I have no standards so as long as you pretend to like me I'll sleep with u
I just want attention =)))
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explains the plugins you host
merry talon
someone give him aids
stiff yarrow
so basically you will sleep with anyone who inflates your ego
limber knotBOT
I don't think you're worthy of attention in any regard whatsoever