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wide hazel
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natively though

pulsar wigeon
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it's not native

static badge
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any plugin state

pulsar wigeon
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it uses interop

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lol

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it's as native as jni

wide hazel
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also I like C#'s baked-in Observer pattern

vague wharf
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oh. just plugins prevent that?

worn ember
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I prefer C# over Java tbh

void void
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inb4 retards hear us talking about jni and tomorrow we have a feedback post telling mojang to implement the most performance heavy pieces in C

wide hazel
austere ivy
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time to read up

wide hazel
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also C# does generic handling better imo

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no type erasure

void void
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Only time I use C# is when I'm at work lol

worn ember
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Paperdownloader is in C# :extremeDab:

austere ivy
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fun story

pulsar wigeon
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same simple

austere ivy
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a guy came into my personal discord (the one linked on the github) and asked for help with building cardboard

wide hazel
austere ivy
wide hazel
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you hurt me

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on many levels

void void
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) I made a bell sound : FL_Studio - 8 comments, 12 points - MakesMeLoveYou, 2h ago

austere ivy
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r/FL_Studio is slowly turning into r/edmprodcirclejerk

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Wait no it already is.

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I mean that's cool with your synthesis.

void void
austere ivy
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But then this peepoGIGA

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🤦 so Pogo isn't a good artist because he samples?

worn ember
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Yes

austere ivy
worn ember
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Making music omegalul

austere ivy
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well I do it and it's a good way of being cool cool_parrot

worn ember
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Illegal pirating bad

austere ivy
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it's on my youtube peepoJuice

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only 5% though :P

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wait

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20%

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like a quarter or something.

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a fifth?

worn ember
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I'll download it with robeats

austere ivy
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let me make a quick song for you

worn ember
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No. I need sleep

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Gnite

woven otter
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carboard?

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does that mean it's heavier than paper

austere ivy
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Yes it’s weighted

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Makes your server more stable

woven otter
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hmmmm 🤔

void void
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hey brian stop ignoring my feature request, i know what im talking about okay?

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just do it.

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anyone who says my suggestion is dumb is obviously not intellectually capable of understanding it.

austere ivy
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Fine

void void
void void
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does anyone have a ZNC instance i can use, i'll let u use some of my domains as vhosts as thx

sturdy fulcrum
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Sup ladies

austere ivy
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This game is rated e for epic

void void
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sup clipperino

austere ivy
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AO for Awesome on it’s Own

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T for tame

sturdy fulcrum
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Wyd

austere ivy
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And M for My little pony

void void
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I just decided to reinstall znc on a webserver i have laying around /shrug

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wtvr

austere ivy
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what's znc

void void
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irc bouncer

merry talon
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its straight out of 1998

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use thelounge :>

void void
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i use both :>

merry talon
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thats retarded

void void
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ultrachathistory.gif

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plus i mainly use znc for its modules not just chatting :>

woven otter
limber knotBOT
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how do you set user group in luckyperms using an API? i cant find it anywhere

void void
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first of all

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LUCK perms

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secondly

woven otter
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thirdly

limber knotBOT
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how do i set a user group through the API in luckperms?

void void
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I literally told you

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If you can't read go away.

woven otter
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wow this code is so cancerous

void void
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wat

woven otter
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dunno some plugin i'm editing

void void
woven otter
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like 200 duplicated lines in like 5 classes

limber knotBOT
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luckperms, why did the luckperms_players table update but when i type "/lp user <name> info" the primary group is different from the "primary group" specified in the table?

void void
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caching?

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idk

limber knotBOT
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lol k

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shit plugin tbh

vestal jasper
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caching makes it a shit plugin

void void
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You are quite literally a retard.

vestal jasper
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yeah you have no idea what you're talking about

limber knotBOT
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spent 5 min figuring out pex, cant figure out this piece of shit in 2 hours now

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whoever made it should cut their balls off

vestal jasper
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don't plame lp for your incompetence

golden gust
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iirc it's supposed to caclulate it , the value in the table will sit until it's changed or something

void void
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@jade mountain You hear that?

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:>

limber knotBOT
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why is the setting of a user's group so fucking complex?

void void
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ur stuff is shit m8

limber knotBOT
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its just a piece of fucking text

golden gust
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It's not?

void void
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Ok well you can leave.

limber knotBOT
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👋

vestal jasper
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was gonna help but I guess not

golden gust
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Oh, cheers, My IRC client... kinda...

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catalina...

woven otter
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wow such censorship

void void
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You got catalina already?

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I was just looking at that

upper flicker
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developer beta

void void
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oooh

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how 2 sign up

upper flicker
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getting cmake to link with homebrew is a pain

void void
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wait do i have to pay for that

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the 99 thing

upper flicker
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yes

void void
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welp

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im broke

upper flicker
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though there's probably profiles floating around

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its all signed

golden gust
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[02:11:50] Connecting to [atlas.valaria.pw] on port 6697
[02:11:50] POSIX Error: Network is down (50)
[02:11:50] Disconnected
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That's the extent of IRC for me right now \o/

void void
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\o/

static badge
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oooh someone said the nword

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oh so he got super triggered over like what 3 lines of code

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I mean it is kotlin code so there's some slack there

void void
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I don't think he was even talking about that

pulsar wigeon
void void
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He was talking about LP in general lol

static badge
void void
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mfw thelounge can't even install sqlite3

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k then

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looks like im using a regular old client.

static badge
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just store it on a text file m8

void void
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ye sqlite3 bork with thelounge

static badge
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nothing wrong with that kappa

void void
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i use text file as well lul

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it complains repeatedly

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that's annoying as fuck

static badge
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so what ur telling me

void void
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if it's not essential why make it an error

static badge
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is if I complain repeatedly about u using kotlin

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ull make a change?

void void
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yeah to scala

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bich

static badge
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scala

void void
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scala lul

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scala in 2019

austere ivy
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alternatively, the better one:

static badge
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mfw

void void
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someone make same emote but with brian's pfp

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:nobrian:

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hah

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more like

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:nobrain:

austere ivy
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wow so funny

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very original

static badge
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very correct

austere ivy
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get it guys??? he switchd the a and the i

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so original!!!

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I bet brain brian hasn't heard that like a million times!!!

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hur hur hur so funny

void void
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but now you for sure did

austere ivy
void void
austere ivy
void void
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no u

austere ivy
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I like your profile picture though.

void void
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thank you, but ngl i'd like to get a new one from somewhere...

austere ivy
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Very fancy, or as the french would say it, freouxancoue

cosmic raft
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its ok

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I know how to make @static badge happy

rare palm
upper flicker
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trying to work through a backlog of 113 github notifications isnt okay

cosmic raft
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get Mojang to replace all for loops with IntStream usages

static badge
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that would severely piss me off

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don't u think about it

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otherwise you'll find me going deep into bytecode to write shit to revert that garbage

pulsar wigeon
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did you guys know

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mojang added flying fish

cosmic raft
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lol

static badge
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wtf

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wtf did I just witness

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kash

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how in god's name did it even do that

pulsar wigeon
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:^)

void void
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someone told me the other day my for loop was gross and that i need to use forEach

static badge
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tell them lambdas are generally retarded

void void
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i actually just went to the sauce for the lambda and showed them that it uses a fucking for loop internally

pulsar wigeon
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in js?

void void
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ye

pulsar wigeon
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yea that was a retarded convo

static badge
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foreach and friends generally perform like garbage compared to for loops anyways

void void
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well yea it has some hella overhead

static badge
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all they do is look pretty :>

void void
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that was the reasoning, yep

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it will look better

static badge
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yeah I can't give two shits

austere ivy
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@void void you could do something like this

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or less lanky peepoJuice

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I like yours more though

upper flicker
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m

pulsar wigeon
void void
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space invaders game happening offscreen

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naturally

upper flicker
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there you go

static badge
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wow

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you screenshotted discord

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👏

austere ivy
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woa

upper flicker
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still a better logo than slack's new one

static badge
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looks fine

austere ivy
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slack's new logo?

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woa ok it's rainbow now??

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candy 👏 cane 👏

static badge
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wow you took a background with lines

austere ivy
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anime wow effect

pulsar wigeon
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companies bandwagoning pride month? thonk

upper flicker
static badge
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and it's off center

pulsar wigeon
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oh, they just redesigned

static badge
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yeah z can't say that one's worse

pulsar wigeon
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💦

upper flicker
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not only can I

pulsar wigeon
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that's what it looks like

austere ivy
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Doesn't look that bad.

upper flicker
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I did

static badge
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well

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that's heresy

vestal jasper
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leaf ur retarded

static badge
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and you'll be taken away to the stake shortly for that

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vic

vestal jasper
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no

static badge
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

austere ivy
vestal jasper
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leaf

static badge
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vic

vestal jasper
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

static badge
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u can't copy my copy pasta

vestal jasper
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I just did

upper flicker
static badge
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is that a hint

austere ivy
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yes

static badge
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relating to each time I copy paste it shortens my time here

upper flicker
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was a reply

austere ivy
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correct

upper flicker
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but yeah that copy pasta probably is shortening your life

vestal jasper
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send it more leaf

static badge
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z

austere ivy
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Would you like to see my copypasta I made for Simple?

vestal jasper
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s

austere ivy
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Lost a few braincells writing that.

vestal jasper
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you have brain damage

austere ivy
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But he started it peepoJuice

upper flicker
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you should paste that every day in the conrete guild

static badge
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ur not even there

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who would it annoy

austere ivy
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uhhh

upper flicker
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meant brian

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not u

austere ivy
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not you because you're a weaboo

static badge
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oh my god

austere ivy
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you'd just be like "wow is this a high class anime I'm reading" every time you paste it

static badge
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high class retardation

austere ivy
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of your own doing, correct, yes

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I apologize

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for being rude to you.

upper flicker
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!stats

limber knotBOT
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Uptime: 18 days, 7 hours, 37 minutes, 34 seconds
Message Handling: 4ms / 2ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 6423 (7%)
Messages from Discord: 85782 (93%)

upper flicker
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get on it irc peoples

austere ivy
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Z you're literally on Discord.

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How can you expect us to follow a master who doesn't even practice his own teaching?

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] you're not helping brian

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[wizjany] Z you should make me count twice

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[wizjany] well, esper in general

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[wizjany] since it's going through mana

upper flicker
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Mana is an entirely separate bot and I dont wanna add some dumb nickname check to boost the scores

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] :^)

upper flicker
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sorry wiz

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] it's ok Z

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[wizjany] i still love you

heady spear
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Obama is in Sweden so we r better than y’all now

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] ur gross

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[wizjany] not you city

upper flicker
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lol

austere ivy
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censored by regret brian™

static badge
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irc is dead af

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] i take offense to that brian

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[wizjany] city isn't gross cuz he's a weeb

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[wizjany] he's gross cuz he's city

austere ivy
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wait it's a he

static badge
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city is gross because he is a weeb

austere ivy
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city you lied to me??

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] "it"

heady spear
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We have lighting and thunder and shit so I think you just upset the gods

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] did city say otherwise?

static badge
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or you did by being a weeb

austere ivy
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yes??

static badge
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you know there's a cold war going on between the us and japan

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weeaboos are the front line

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] waait really

heady spear
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I haven’t said shit, Brian is just too dumb to notice

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] oh ok

heady spear
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I have been pretty damn clear about being a dude.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] yea

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[wizjany] my world was about to be turned upside down

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[wizjany] i'd be in trouble if you weren't a dude

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[wizjany] my gf would have problems with me associating with you

upper flicker
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she probably would if she knew him too

heady spear
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I woke up because the everything sounded like blghthrhrhboombom and then I saw lightning and that was kinda annoying

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Because it’s like 4am

upper flicker
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well good morning city

heady spear
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Tbf I was supposed to wake up now anyway

austere ivy
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so it's a he

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] tf it's only 4 am?

heady spear
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But now it’s raining and I’ll have to swim to the gym =3

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] brian can you stop calling city an it

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[wizjany] weebs with brain cells > brian (no brain)

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[wizjany] learn your place in the hierarchy

heady spear
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I am not a weeb 😦 I don’t even watch anime

void void
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City weeb stret

heady spear
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The closest thing I’ll ever get to anime is like, avatar? And that was made by Americans

austere ivy
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hmm

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kinda crowded

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is it too lanky

heady spear
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kashike changed my name and it sounded better than my old one 😦

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] it's true actually

cosmic raft
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:3

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] city is only named weeb cuz he lost a bet

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[wizjany] that he could eat 30 hotdogs in less than 5 minutes

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[wizjany] he lost after he started deepthroating the first one for the full 5 minutes

upper flicker
austere ivy
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this is your new avatar,

heady spear
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I can totally eat that many hotdogs, they’d have to be vegan tho because animal cruelty is rude etc

austere ivy
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I call it "m in a Hamburger Bun"

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] i like how it's called "lol.png" brian

void void
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@austere ivy this is completely disgusting

cosmic raft
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or mikro could go the other route

heady spear
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Z should just use my profile picture. It’s cooler than his.

cosmic raft
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your new avatar:

void void
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y i k e s

austere ivy
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:(

upper flicker
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I mean Im using that Z thing he made for my personal "notes and GH notifs" guild

void void
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where the fug did you did that up now

austere ivy
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7z what's your favorite instrument?

upper flicker
limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] >7z

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[wizjany] Z you're a fucking compression tool now

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[wizjany] sorry

upper flicker
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can I be a tarball instead

void void
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lul

heady spear
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He is very dense so it does make sense

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] my truezip fucking failed on my tarball test

austere ivy
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Citypoetstret

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] i'm honestly unsure if it's truezip's fault or 7zs

austere ivy
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No but actually what's your favorite instrument? Piano? Guitar?

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Picololo?

heady spear
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Also why is wiz talking to us via smoke signals?

cosmic raft
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speaking of extract

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here is extract

upper flicker
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he cant bring himself to be any closer to you than that

heady spear
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It’s not the 20th century, you can use technology now

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] is it vanilla?

cosmic raft
void void
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reminds me that ubuntu package named unp

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literally unpacks

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] looks dum

heady spear
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Indeed

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But wiz is always wrong

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] where is support for jar?

austere ivy
heady spear
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So it looks amazing =3

austere ivy
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here's your new avatar, mikro

cosmic raft
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backwards rs?

void void
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just wanted to ask the same

upper flicker
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upside down ls

austere ivy
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well

void void
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i mean even my friend who made this pfp put more effort into it - it took him 5 minutes to find that goddamn font

austere ivy
heady spear
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rrr = rolling riddle righuzablagh

void void
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brian you just made a monster

cosmic raft
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mikro's avatar is now french

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rolling the rs

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] they look like snake heads or something

heady spear
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You’re a snake

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But without a head

void void
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3 swans?

heady spear
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;(

void void
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lol i got a new pub name idea from that thanks

austere ivy
cosmic raft
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sent from my iPhone

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.....

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] thonk

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[wizjany] sent from irc

void void
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sent from OnePlus 5

heady spear
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Do you even have pubs in the baltics?

void void
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yes

heady spear
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Or like, civilisation?

cosmic raft
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sent from my nuclear submarine
lol

void void
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yes

heady spear
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Sure

pulsar wigeon
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☢

void void
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why the heck shouldn't we? lol

austere ivy
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My computer has completely froze

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The music I had playing is now dead

cosmic raft
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your computer is a toaster

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so

pulsar wigeon
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kashike is ☢ 🔥

austere ivy
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ITS BACK

cosmic raft
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hi wiz

austere ivy
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If you take away the top part-ish, then it looks like three sock puppets kinda, OR snake heads, OR flamingos, OR ducks.

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Very cool overall.

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\\\\\

heady spear
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It’s all just a big plane isn’t it?

cosmic raft
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@heady spear dance!

void void
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3 sock puppets

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Netta - TOY - Israel - Official Music Video - Eurovision 2018 - length 3m 6s - 1,152,286 likes, 425,156 dislikes (73.0%) - 117,889,618 views - Eurovision Song Contest on 2018.03.11

void void
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...

heady spear
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Then there’s some drunk dudes along the coastline screaming at boats

austere ivy
cosmic raft
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🐔

pulsar wigeon
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mikro are you official WECUI maintainer now

heady spear
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Dude, I can’t take Eurovision seriously ever since that shit

void void
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i'd not take that title...

upper flicker
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wiz doesnt ask, he just brands you while you sleep

heady spear
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Wiz is just sad because he maintains FAWE now

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] yes, with a hot iron

cosmic raft
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ah yes

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fast async world exception

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] you know it's funny

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[wizjany] because with P2

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kashike++

void void
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if nobody else wants to pick up WECUI then i guess i can maintain it as well

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] you can actually get a fast async world exception now

void void
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even though i don't understand a shit how opengl things work there

heady spear
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Hahaha I hope you stub your toes

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] if you run WE 7 with plotsquared on 1.13 paper with async generation

heady spear
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All of them.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] you'll get a fast async world exception

austere ivy
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mikro

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what's this mean

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] your ip is blocked

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[wizjany] cuz your name is brian

heady spear
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Then that’s papers fault afaic

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] nah city

austere ivy
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No but actually what does this mean!?

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] it happens without that too

void void
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@austere ivy ur country is not allowed

austere ivy
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I'm AMERICAN

heady spear
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Then why even mention it you squash

void void
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actually nothing besides localhost is allowed lul

austere ivy
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you mean americans aren't first class in everything!? eyesshaking

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] because it's required to make the fast world exception async

austere ivy
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Oh okay.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] you know i'm currently staring at discord and typing in irc on another monitor

austere ivy
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well that's not very american of you

heady spear
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wiz is dumb and has dumb humour and is also FAWE dev

austere ivy
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I'm disappointed that america isn't your localhost

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] it's quite an interesting experience

cosmic raft
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this "not very american" thing is old and annoying

void void
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because my server is actually long gone since 2018, just baiting competitors in estonia :^)

cosmic raft
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cease and desist

austere ivy
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You're right, kash.

heady spear
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Ima go find a less hostile environment

upper flicker
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@cosmic raft that's not very american

austere ivy
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I should stop repeating the same things.

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That's not very canadian of me.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] yea let's says "not very canadian"

austere ivy
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Sorry.

heady spear
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Like, idk, intellectualsites.

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] from now on

cosmic raft
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there you go

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more american

upper flicker
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too american

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too american!

austere ivy
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go back GO BACK

heady spear
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That’s what you all look like to us

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You’re all mama june or whatever she’s called

upper flicker
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luckily that show is ded

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there's probably like 15 more to replace it though

heady spear
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You all make pasta sauce by mixing ketchup and butter

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And drink go go juice

cosmic raft
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oh perfect

limber knotBOT
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have you guys seen how much weight she lost tho

austere ivy
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Impressive.

heady spear
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She also dated a pedophile

void void
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Yikes

heady spear
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And let him near her 900 kids

austere ivy
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Hmm, was she aware?

heady spear
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So idk about her tbh

old badge
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wasn't she arrested a while ago?

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for crack possession or something

void void
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confirmed

austere ivy
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Lol.

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@void void your max player goes from 1337 to 420 to 500 to like 25565 all that stuff.

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ALSO.

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I'm extraordinarily disappointed that it's not centered.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] maybe your client is small

austere ivy
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that's not how it works

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You can try yourself, no matter how small or big your client is, those motd lines always stay the same.

heady spear
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Maybe your peepee is small

austere ivy
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ayy thanks for the roast on wiz, city

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"nO tHaT wAs MeAnT fOr YoU"

cosmic raft
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i still love this

heady spear
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It wasn’t a roast

cosmic raft
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A+

austere ivy
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lol well done.

heady spear
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It’s the truth

austere ivy
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Reminds me of those old Minecraft skins.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] they knew

heady spear
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Wiz has a small penis.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] yea well

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[wizjany] there needs to be some room for my vajayjay

heady spear
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That’s so hot

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I think I came

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To the conclusion that you’re weird.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] :nauseated_face:

heady spear
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Ok dude back off

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Muse - Starlight [Official Music Video] - length 4m 5s - 451,050 likes, 10,851 dislikes (97.7%) - 110,453,990 views - Muse on 2006.12.01

ornate spindle
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tfw you're bored and got a raspberry pi so you do a test on how many players it can hold on 1.12.2

heady spear
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I’m in a relationship with Z and I don’t need people like you to touch me

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] get 1000 players on it on 1.8 yive

ornate spindle
heady spear
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The memory usage is pretty good tho

austere ivy
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Crazy low, yeah.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] wonder what the 15 unloaded classes are

ornate spindle
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likely some classes from hidestream

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] what do you have running on there anyway

austere ivy
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Classes..?

ornate spindle
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just the server jar and hidestream

cosmic raft
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_class_file

Java class file

A Java class file is a file (with the .class filename extension) containing Java bytecode that can be executed on the Java Virtual Machine (JVM). A Java class file is usually produced by a Java compiler from Java programming language source files (.java files) containing Java...

austere ivy
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Oh, from the server jar? Or all plugins?

heady spear
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Kashike so smart with these wiki entries

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⭐️

cosmic raft
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at this rate i could be a school teacher

austere ivy
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Can we get .w for wikipedia search?

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.w java class file

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) A Java class file is a file (with the .class filename extension) containing Java bytecode that can be executed on the Java Virtual Machine (JVM). :: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_class_file

Java class file

A Java class file is a file (with the .class filename extension) containing Java bytecode that can be executed on the Java Virtual Machine (JVM). A Java class file is usually produced by a Java compiler from Java programming language source files (.java files) containing Java...

austere ivy
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Wow, such fast implementation! Thanks kash.

cosmic raft
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abuse it and i'll ban you faster than you can blink

austere ivy
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Yeah I won't abuse it, I didn't think that'd work.

ornate spindle
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the classes and thread counts are just from the jvm's API

upper flicker
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only server worth joining is billy's test server

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irc never forgets

austere ivy
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Yeah I miss that.

limber knotBOT
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<DiscordBot> <T​eh​Br​ia​n> Kash want to join a server?

austere ivy
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Go ahead, post it.

limber knotBOT
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<DiscordBot> <T​eh​Br​ia​n> Wait, no.

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02:25 <+DiscordBot> <T​eh​Br​ia​n> Kash want to join a server?

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02:25 <+DiscordBot> <T​eh​Br​ia​n> Wait, no.

static badge
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good job on the paste

austere ivy
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I accidentally referred to my friend, Kash, instead of my other friend, kash.

limber knotBOT
static badge
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Kashike is ur real username

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don't lie

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you cannot run from ur past

limber knotBOT
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no it isn't

static badge
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yes it is

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] >having a capitalized username

austere ivy
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kash just doesn't like the capital letter k

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] thonk

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it was my name

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i am the real kash

void void
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😦

austere ivy
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Quick! Go change it!

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] no I am the real kash

upper flicker
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rip cat avatar kash

cosmic raft
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i'm not paying md_5 money to change my avatar

static badge
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right

austere ivy
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Oh, right.

cosmic raft
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err nickname

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not avatar

austere ivy
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We'll just imagine :)

static badge
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oops wrong channel

austere ivy
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There we go.

limber knotBOT
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and then

static badge
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alright kash

austere ivy
#

Rustedleaf.

static badge
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yeah

austere ivy
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I saw Leaf's old youtube.

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He had like..

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eggs

heady spear
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Is it true that nick jonas is running for president?

austere ivy
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and tf2

static badge
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uh oh

heady spear
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And can you all please let him win

static badge
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yeah I had eggs and tf2

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kash

austere ivy
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bill shapinro for president when

upper flicker
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@heady spear can your king abdicate and give it to him instead?

heady spear
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Nah sorry Victoria would take over

austere ivy
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ExclusiveOR.

heady spear
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We have very clear succession rules

austere ivy
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Great name Leaf.

static badge
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xor was taken

austere ivy
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Leaf when are you going to release your game engine ;c

static badge
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that shit died 2 years ago

heady spear
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When is leaf going to not? That’s the question

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Sometimes I wish he would not

austere ivy
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cubsribed

static badge
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I have 20 subs?

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wtf when

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fuck off kash

heady spear
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Famous

austere ivy
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I have..

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VERY

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COOL

heady spear
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Is there any good content on there?

cosmic raft
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alright everyone

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let's learn how we should be

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Using a water bucket effectively - length 19s - 28 views - searchndstroy on 2014.08.15

austere ivy
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My friend tmg said he'd collab with me once I hit 10000 subs.

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I await the day.

cosmic raft
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lol

static badge
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oh my I remember that

heady spear
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Ok guys promise not to hold this against me

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Rainbows! - length 41s - 13 views - searchndstroy on 2014.12.26

static badge
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god I loved that bug

heady spear
austere ivy
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Or was it 1000?

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Well... Yeah! - length 27s - 6 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 184 views - IntellectualCrafters on 2014.02.17

austere ivy
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Skype.

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Nice

cosmic raft
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too bad i can't change avatars on discord

heady spear
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I’m not even subscribed to that channel :/

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I was 14, fuck off

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Also had an eyebrow tattoo

austere ivy
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Oof.

heady spear
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That was before I dyed my hair entirely blue lel

cosmic raft
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blue?

austere ivy
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City, we need a picture now!

heady spear
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Y’all don’t

static badge
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blue

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so you

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are

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a weeaboo

heady spear
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I really did clean up nicely

austere ivy
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Good.

heady spear
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Nah, i was kinda a scene kid tbh

austere ivy
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Honestly, city, that looks like a bad pic.

limber knotBOT
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[wizjany] give a current picture then

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[wizjany] :^)

austere ivy
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Or maybe just a bad kid. I'm glad you shaped up though ^-^

cosmic raft
#

there

heady spear
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Omg hi

austere ivy
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hmmmmmmmm

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HMMMMMMMMMM

heady spear
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Well, that wasn’t it either lel

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I was so skinny then

austere ivy
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7/10 maybe 8a

heady spear
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Good days

austere ivy
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could do a different facial expression and pop that up to 9

heady spear
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That must have been first year of high school?

austere ivy
#

Other than that you seemed to have cleaned up nicely.

heady spear
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I don’t smile because my teeth are weird lmao

cosmic raft
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your name is Alexander?

austere ivy
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face reveal at 30 subs

heady spear
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Uhm d0xx I’m calling the police

austere ivy
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Glad no one knows my name.

heady spear
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Lol that twitter account, it’s just used to retweet makeup giveaways

placid thicket
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Don't you love it when people don't know what they are talking about?
https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/community/posts/360047514492-Add-Multithreading-Support-for-Minecraft-Servers?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Minecraft Feedback
[Java Edition] Add Multithreading Support for Minecraft Servers

Performance is a serious issue for servers, and since the release of 1.13 the issues preventing servers from upgrading only seem to rise. Adding multithreading support will allow for Minecraft Serv...

pulsar wigeon
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yea just had a discussion about this with someone

void void
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Still waiting for my comment to be approved (probably won't be): "You know, this website should really be restricted to people who actually know what the hell they're talking about."

austere ivy
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"Surprisingly Inspiring"

cosmic raft
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your name is Brian, @austere ivy

austere ivy
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What?

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confused screaming

cosmic raft
void void
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Brian Hernandez

cosmic raft
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Hello! I'm Brian, better known as TehBrian!

austere ivy
pulsar wigeon
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the real irony is that the majority of the votes behind that are from 2b2t, where they will literally find lag machines to lag the fuck out of the server regardless of how well optimized it is

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they literally want a completely anarchy server but...not really

austere ivy
#

It's not, actually.

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Fun fact, kash.

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I used to have a profile picture shop where I made profile pictures for people, like the ones you see on that.

void void
#

is it Rodrigo

austere ivy
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I made like what, 40?

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40 profile pictures for people?

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I did it on Wynncraft Forums.

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Good times.

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https://tehbrian.weebly.com So yeah, you can see my "portfolio" there, it's on the right.

TehBrian's Website
TehBrian's Website

The official website of TehBrian. You can come here if you're bored or if you want to stalk me, I guess.

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But weebly got really restrictive..

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Additionally, look at the bottom right, it's giant and in your face.

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It wasn't like that before.

void void
placid thicket
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Like multi threading will help, but not in the magical instant performance ways people think

austere ivy
#

Search "BrianHernando" in Google.

heady spear
#

What kinda sucks is that stuff like tax reports, social security numbers and addresses are all public in Sweden

void void
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@austere ivy you know iTMG?

austere ivy
#

He's a pretty nice person.

void void
#

kewl

heady spear
#

So if you start from mojang you can end up with like, absolutely all information about people like jeb and shit

austere ivy
#

Simple, what website is that?

void void
#

yes

placid thicket
#

In fact, multithreadding can actually slow a lot of MC down

void void
#

also do you have instagram bc i think i just found your account brian

austere ivy
#

Post a picture?

heady spear
#

And also hello I went to the same high school as a mojang founder AMA

void void
austere ivy
#

No.

void void
#

ok

austere ivy
#

My name's not "Brian Hernando"

void void
#

kek

austere ivy
#

Every SINGLE ONE OF MY accounts is:
"TehBrian" or "T3hBrian" or "TehBr1an" or "T3hBr1an" in that order. If the one on the left is taken, go to the right. And so on.

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Every single one of my LEGACY accounts is:
"BrianHernando"

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That's about it.

void void
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lul

#

the main problem with multithreading it seems is that they don't synchronize it effectively at all

austere ivy
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And if you put those in quotes and search Google, you'll find quite a bit of information on me.

cosmic raft
#

brian

pulsar wigeon
void void
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oh yay, we're doing this again

cosmic raft
#

how old are you anyways?

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i forget

pulsar wigeon
#

he's 10

#

wow

heady spear
#

His name is Brian Sur Americano and he only posts pictures of pulparindo

austere ivy
#

I'm 15.

pulsar wigeon
#
  1. got it.
austere ivy
#

Yeah, see? Wiz's got it.

cosmic raft
#

hmm

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favourite food?

heady spear
#

I’m actually 14 so you can’t bully me

void void
#

found a post of 9 yr old you asking for help on netgear

austere ivy
#

^ post it, simple, I remember that.

heady spear
#

Does that mean I’m safe?

cosmic raft
#

brian

#

favourite food?

austere ivy
#

Also, I like about any food you put in front of me unless it's reaaally weird out there.

cosmic raft
#

ok

void void
cosmic raft
#

favourite music album then?

void void
#

sounds like how you write

cosmic raft
#

that should be easier

void void
austere ivy
#

Stouffer's lasagna is really good. I have a weak spot for cereal and all cold things.

#

Yeah, that's me, simple.

heady spear
#

Imagine liking cereal

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How bland.

austere ivy
#

Pretty good writing for a 9 year old, to be honest.

heady spear
#

You’re 45

#

Stop lying

cosmic raft
#

see my question

#

am curious

austere ivy
#

Hmm.

#

I don't really go by albums, I like more individual songs and also artists.

cosmic raft
#

okay

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artist then

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or multiple

austere ivy
#

Multiple, definitely. On the EDM side, Pogo, Qumu, Zedd, great people. Also of course random ones and bigger ones, madeon, virtual riot, the regular.

heady spear
#

When I was 9 I made a fan page for aya ueto on Facebook and they deleted my account

austere ivy
#

Pop side, I like about everything. (don't mention this again, it's catchy, okay?)

#

Meghan Trainor is about a great artist. Two good albums.

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Actually.

heady spear
#

Hahahahhaha

austere ivy
#

City.

heady spear
#

Omg

austere ivy
#

I'm not kidding about this.

#

Never, ever mention this again? Alright?

heady spear
#

Lolololololololololol

austere ivy
#

Give me a moment, I'll get you something.

heady spear
#

All her songs sound the same

#

No.

stiff yarrow
#

Brian enrich yourself in my playlist again

austere ivy
#

I've moved on.

#

I haven't listened to her stuff in a long while, though.

heady spear
#

I don’t like her dumb music, I’m all about that bass

austere ivy
#

I mostly listen to chill mixes and stuff.

heady spear
#

Me too

#

But there are no excuses for that

#

You have fucked up in all the ways kiddo

#

But I hope your music taste is now better

#

That contained 6 song titles. I’m a genius =3

austere ivy
#

You know Brian Pearson?

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) tehbrian, United States - 2 tracks, 0 playlists, 12 followers, 6 followed

austere ivy
#

He stole my soundcloud account too.

cosmic raft
#

your soundcloud account exists though

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) TehBrian: "I like music and stuff. Maybe I'll make some, someday.", United States - 1 tracks, 0 playlists, 3 followers, 1 followed

wide hazel
#

@meager perch it checks for updates to ACF, MySQL, and SQLite on startup

pulsar wigeon
#

main thread?

#

that's pretty dumb

wide hazel
#

@placid thicket you gave me a great idea to fix my slow loading issue

austere ivy
#

There you go.

wide hazel
#

Throw more threads at the problem!

pulsar wigeon
#

wait really

#

you were checking updates

placid thicket
#

Right?!

pulsar wigeon
#

mainthread on startup

#

that's not dumb sorry

wide hazel
#

Yep

pulsar wigeon
#

that's retarded

wide hazel
#

Oh?

#

Well, now I thought of a thread pool

#

Feel dumb for not thinking of that earlier

austere ivy
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Super Secret Agent Eagle by TehBrian - garbage - 33 plays, 1 favorites, 0 comments

ornate spindle
austere ivy
#

Incredible music from me, though.

wide hazel
#

But I have been coding for 16+ hours a day for like a month straight so

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Almost straight

heady spear
#

Wiz thinks everything is retarded dw

placid thicket
#

More threads will save servers! It's an easy fix Mojang just do it!

#

/s

heady spear
#

He’s also a FAWE fanboy so nothing makes any sense

tepid crag
wide hazel
#

Work stealing thread pool will definitely solve this though

#

Nice

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Alexander Rybak - "Котик" / "Kotik" (Official Music Video) - length 3m 38s - 463,127 likes, 36,943 dislikes (92.6%) - 105,302,373 views - AlexanderRybakVideo on 2015.06.03

wide hazel
#

What

pulsar wigeon
#

wtf

cosmic raft
#

lmao that thumbnail

pulsar wigeon
#

didn't know you were a furry kashike

#

sorry, we can't be friends anymore

placid thicket
#

What the fuck did you just bring uppon this cursed land

wide hazel
#

"boobs!" "on.. cats?"

pulsar wigeon
#

catgirls should be anime catgirls

#

otherwise 🚮

austere ivy
#

@cosmic raft

cosmic raft
#

apple

#

no

austere ivy
#

Family has it, more cost effective.

#

599 songs that I mostly still like.

placid thicket
#

Get Elon Musk on this pronto!

austere ivy
#

I remember when I made this.

cosmic raft
austere ivy
placid thicket
#

U bad

austere ivy
#

You have Meghan Trainor on there.

#

Good.

#

I can actually remember all the lyrics based on just that title.

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Boy look me in that face, tell me that you're not just about this bass.

#

You reall ythink you can [???] well I'm from outer space cause I'm a classy girl

#

I'ma hold up you full of something but it ain't love

#

what we got straight overdue go find somebody new

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

placid thicket
#

Shap

fallen oracle
#

@cosmic raft I converted that over to tidal, I love it.

cosmic raft
#

\o/

fallen oracle
#

Been listening to it for about 4 months

placid thicket
#

Ugg... So many stupid people on r/Minecraft... Too bad I'm banned...

fallen oracle
#

Sounds like something someone we all know would say.

placid thicket
#

Like seriously, some of these people are retarted and can't Google

fallen oracle
#

Correct.

pulsar wigeon
#

you should be glad you're banned

#

easier to just walk away and ignore the place

placid thicket
#

It's infuriating tho.

void void
#

i refuse to go there in the first place.

#

i can barely handle the retards in IRC/Discord

fallen oracle
#

Is it acceptable to be a man and wear a robe after a shower?

void void
#

Yes?

cosmic raft
#

yes

austere ivy
#

Yes.

pulsar wigeon
#

it's acceptable to do whatever tf you want generally

fallen oracle
#

Thank you. I've heard people say it's silly

pulsar wigeon
#

as long as it doesn't affect others somehow

cosmic raft
#

you can wear whatever the fuck you want when you're at home

static badge
#

robes

pulsar wigeon
#

like, don't go out in public waving your dong around i guess

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but at home do w/e the fuck you want

void void
#

on more than one occasion i have actually left my house in my bathrobe

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

fallen oracle
#

I write my essays in comfort.

cosmic raft
#

as long as you're wearing something out of your house, go right ahead

fallen oracle
#

Speaking of that I have 300 words to go.

austere ivy
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Reverse Gravity in Minecraft. Should I continue with the idea and... : Minecraft - 40 comments, 166 points - TehBrian, 3y ago

placid thicket
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I left my house and got 3 blocks away before realizing I was buck naked... I was really drunk for the first time in my life

austere ivy
#

I made this a while ago.

cosmic raft
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lol

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coolest thing i've seen in a while is glass

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Minecraft Mod - GLASS - length 38s - 1,148 likes, 8 dislikes (99.3%) - 50,182 views - oHaiiChun on 2017.11.18

austere ivy
static badge
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you chose maps?

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and didn't bother to cancel the event

wide hazel
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righty, let's thread pool this dep injection shit

austere ivy
#

That was without plugins.

#

So anyway, after the guy (SimplySarc above) said that it was bad since I made maps every time, I made this:

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Which is quite fancy.

fallen oracle
#

That camera quality though.

austere ivy
#

Which then spurred THIS.

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Meanwhile at Map Creation. : Minecraft - 60 comments, 1,278 points - TehBrian, 3y ago

austere ivy
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All in all very fancy.

placid thicket
austere ivy
#

And this was 3 years ago which means I was 12.

#

Wait, 13.

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12 or 13.

wide hazel
#

jesus christ you're all young

placid thicket
#

I'm retired if it makes you feel better

void void
austere ivy
#

Retired from being a 9 year old?

#

Yeah, me too.

wide hazel
#

"I have no mouth, and I must scream"

#

nice.

austere ivy
#

I also made this.

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Did I hear someone say seamless teleportation!? Here's something I've... : Minecraft - 139 comments, 3,980 points - TehBrian, 7mo ago

austere ivy
#

Which then spurred this.

#

Very cool stuff, all in all.

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Someone said that my previous post looked a bit like Antichamber. I... : Minecraft - 78 comments, 1,953 points - TehBrian, 7mo ago

austere ivy
#

My entire life can be summed up as my reddit profile peepoJuice

wide hazel
#

wait

fallen oracle
#

Imagine only having 30,000 Karma

wide hazel
#

3 years ago
16 now
Reddit ToS?

austere ivy
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13 or older.

fallen oracle
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BAN HIM

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We have scientific proof.

austere ivy
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but let's not get into my BrianHernando profile ;)

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Mostly everything has a dark and a light counterpart.

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Yin and yang, if you will.

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BrianHernando, and TehBrian.

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Reddit? Both. Spigot? Both.

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Youtube? Both.

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MinecraftForums? Both. Terraria Forums? Both.

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Latest video on there was 4 years ago so.. that's around the time I got TehBrian.

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(and which is also illegal according to everyone's ToS of 13 years or older)

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That latest video was for ReactiveMC, cool server.

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The good old days ;c

void void
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Brian describing his internet identities as yin and yang has shook me severely to the core.

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Please never do that again

austere ivy
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r/im14andthisisdeep

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Proof for full Bucker - length 1m 3s - 7 views - BrianHernando on 2015.02.18

fallen oracle
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simple, I'm grilling this weekend and I'll make sure to video it for you.

austere ivy
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Look at that, even typing completely correctly with grammatical structure.

void void
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good, glare

austere ivy
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Unlike the above sentence.

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And I was 11 ;'(

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Alright, where's your karma, Glare? Since you think 30k is so low.

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which I guess it is peepoJuice

placid thicket
austere ivy
placid thicket
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Almost all that from 3 posts

austere ivy
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NO.

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WAY.

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I read your prorevenge post.

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strange.