But not network it
#general
limber knotBOT
void void
You better knock on some fuckin wood
They're gonna find you like the zombie apocalypse
You're gonna be doing the freeze frame "yeah, that' s me; wonder how i got in this position?"
limber knotBOT
It's 8am, most come in later
void void
So yea I get what your saying but shared hosting is with numbers instead of how dedicated hosting works (usually by the unit # instead of numbers actually)
limber knotBOT
you know, I called it on Friday
You can't just take down the power of our whole compus and expect everything to work after the weekend
void void
so they usually give you better services when you get more boxes rather than getting the most expensive one on an order form.
Bruh, even with $250,000 yearly support at the bank. If our system was just having some issues I could easily wait 5+ days
They'd probably email me on a weekend, at which point I would wait another 2 days
Fuc the users
limber knotBOT
Like, even our website would be offline (consumer facing, we are a insurance with millions of customers) if me and my team didn't scrape it with wget and upload it to some cheap vps ๐
void void
limber knotBOT
Today is going to be fun
limber knotBOT
The coffee machines don't work because billing doesn't work because no network ๐
void void
Your coffee machines are connected to the billing servers
limber knotBOT
So it's gonna be a fight for the small coffee machines pretty soon
void void
We had free coffee โ
limber knotBOT
I don't drink coffee
And many others don't, so it would be unfair to have to company pay for the drinks of some ;)
It's like 10ct
But like, you can't pay 10ct if it can't talk to network
void void
Well coffee is non critical and those who "needs" it can go to yo know Starbucks.
limber knotBOT
Since it's all NFC
void void
i wonder how many ppl realize that this means up to nearly 2 mins of downtime a day https://puu.sh/DErRX/093ee8074b.png
hey whats your uptime friendly
for that 3.50
Or Dunkens if they want something to fill them up on the cheap for brown water.
limber knotBOT
I was surprised that I even got into the building without network ๐
Since my ID card talks to the door and shit
fallen oracle
void void
That was actually a closed system in my building, so if the net went down it still would let us in.
That's PROBABLY the redundant part.
limber knotBOT
The just sell the SLA their provider sells them
void void
I don't know what you mean.
Yea
A few systems will typically be redundant and can be ran off a 6kw generator or small network if needed.
Are you telling me you expect 100%
Like that light that you see at stores and etc when the power goes.
If so, I'm literally going to scream
I need to know the expectations here on 3 fucking dollars
Not everything will works of course but the BARE MINIMUM will.
100% of the time?
limber knotBOT
If still highly doubtful that if the machine where your 3 bucks server runs on has a hardware failure that your server still runs
It's*
void void
I'm actually blown away at this.
limber knotBOT
Since that would mean they have tons of spare resources
void void
For those critical systems yes but like I said it's usually like a few tubes of lights and such that wouldn't be pleasant but would just enough to get people out and to deter robbers.
limber knotBOT
And a proper San
void void
no tea, go look up HA decimals.
What are you even talking about friendly
I asked your uptime guarantee.
limber knotBOT
Any sane data center can run for days without power at full load
void void
What do you expect
I mean like buildings like the one guy is at.
So you expect 100% uptime
???
limber knotBOT
Unless you decide to turn off the fucking power generators like the fucktards here
void void
I don't lol I don't think you can fail over a MC server without having two running and on a MySQL for the world lol.
golden gust
I build a switchboard for a datacenter down in london
void void
Just replicate ๐ญ
but remember yall
we're talking about less than the cost of a frappucino in starbucks.
limber knotBOT
Just have your hypervisor hand virtual servers around multiple hosts
golden gust
board was a blood beast I forogot if it was 1+2 or 1+4, but damn that panel was a beast
limber knotBOT
If one host goes down at work, all services running on it start on another host, this is vps level, even before our kube level
limber knotBOT
But all this cool tech doesn't help IF YOU TURN OFF THE FUCKING POWER
void void
Okay sorry to be "politically correct" you would probably need a storage cluster to even pull it off. But that's only if MC even support "hot swapping" servers to begin with as I don't even know if the SAME world can be loaded at once by two servers.
golden gust
That's why they have UPSes, and switchboards with generally at least 2 redundant gen sets
limber knotBOT
Cat, we have UPSes, we have fucking giant generators, but we turned them off
golden gust
turned what off? o.O
void void
generators.
We're talking "oh server needs update", "server cannot ever accidentally reboot" (does your host guarantee this, even if the datacenter does?)
etc etc etc
limber knotBOT
They did maintiance on the whole enegery infra or smth and for that the whole campus has to be without power, including our two redundant data centers
void void
That adds to your downtime
That's insane.
TempleOS for servers.
those generators should be ON lol.
golden gust
If they was working on stuff they'd of needed to turn the gensets off
limber knotBOT
๐คทโโ๏ธ
golden gust
Generally those systems are all automated, so the genset would start uduring the apocolypse ๐
limber knotBOT
Yeah but like, we have 6 buildings, I expect them to have separated energy infra
Same for the data centers in the basement, they should be separate from the rest of the campus in terms of power
void void
(being sarcastic of course) Oh and I want a red carpet to them as well so I can see that they are running. ๐คฃ
golden gust
depends on what they've gotta cut out, really; especially depending on the age of the place
limber knotBOT
Not older than 20 or 25 years
limber knotBOT
Thank God you guys don't know the name of the company who I work for since this all violates my nda and shit ๐
void void
lol
(with failing generators)
No if we did know that's on THEIR end unless you said that.
limber knotBOT
But like, we are a company with billions of revenue and we have no proper website since Friday ๐
void void
that's insane...
limber knotBOT
Oh and you cant even call us or mail us ๐
void void
wow...
limber knotBOT
So stop worrying about uptime ๐
void void
indeed I surpised a billion dollar company is even this weak.
limber knotBOT
We have a uptime of 0% for this week ๐๐
golden gust
Sounds like you guys just decided to forget about uptime all together ๐
void void
im clicking through german insurance companies waiting for a website to be broken
LOL
Free plan right?
limber knotBOT
God damnit simple
void void
๐คฃ
limber knotBOT
The website isn't 100% broken
I scraped it with wget on Friday and put it on a vps ๐
limber knotBOT
Atleast admire my full page then :/
void void
dont worry mini i won't rat you
โค
That's actually costs you Ibelieve or your capped.
./dm electroniccat lets rat him
limber knotBOT
Oh and I advocated for cloudflare here
limber knotBOT
And I mean, we have a off-site F5 running that could do caching too
But like, we don't
Because that would be sane
You don't run websites in lambda
void void
F5 used to piss me the fuck off. We used their VPN software and all our retarded internal users (employees) broke it every time.
They probably have a hard time "believing" newer companies corps are like govs.
I don't know how or what they did.
slow, slow and slow.
cosmic raft
ah yes
void void
So if you told them Cloudflare today instead of taking a few weeks it would take a few years if your lucky with a corp vs a small business.
void void
ah kashike has arrived, all gather around for your nightly shaming
ornate spindle
https://i.tcpr.ca/usgpI4Y I love bugs like this
cosmic raft
I did find something I was looking for though
void void
was it me
static badge
what's that
limber knotBOT
Stop breaking stuff yive
heady spear
Are we mad at someone
limber knotBOT
ps2
cosmic raft
usb to ps/2 adapter
ornate spindle
this is why backports don't always go so well
void void
golden gust
Logitech?
limber knotBOT
You are too young to remember ps/2 @tea ๐
cosmic raft
ps/2 is still on many, many new motherboards too
limber knotBOT
I mean, you are as old as I am, but I can spot a ps2 adapter if I see one ๐
cosmic raft
it's far from dead
golden gust
My mother ended up taking my grandfathers old computer and she took the keyboard and stuff too, was some old logitech keyboard that was just cool af, even had a volume dial
limber knotBOT
We are not even allowed to run most of our stuff in foreign data centers @tea
golden gust
But, the ps/2 adaptor was handy because USB ports where a premium then
limber knotBOT
We take security serious
limber knotBOT
In Germany a bank or insurance can't just go to a random host and rent servers
void void
you take security serious but uptime can take the piss
heady spear
If the site is down it can't be breached bruh
limber knotBOT
๐๐
heady spear
My website is also very secure because it doesn't exist
cosmic raft
MiniDigger @void void
void void
why does this remind me
golden gust
does no-code apply?
void void
YES
Mini it's the same in the US and etc because of data laws.
Even a doc cannot just spin a VPS on somewhere unless it's HIPPA compliance.
and probably like $200+/month lol.
:L lul....
It's more than that for enterprise, guarantee.
Remember the bank paid a quarter million for support
That we weren't even the highest support tier
heady spear
Just host everything in your mamas basement
void void
FBI shows up 48 hours later....
heady spear
She will ward off intruders with a broom
limber knotBOT
There was a kid in Germany who hosted a drug selling website in his child bedroom
void void
Anyway, at least for our stuff, our main servers were not in a datacenter. They were literally in our main dist frame room.
heady spear
That's how we host site in Russia
void void
Like 25 feet from me.
limber knotBOT
For like 3 years and made million
S
He was 20 when they caught him, just 5 years prison iirc
limber knotBOT
At least that guy has its own Netflix series now ๐
heady spear
I host enterprise stuff on on alienware laptop with table fan and tray of ice cube for cooling
limber knotBOT
How to sell drugs online (fast)
Google it
It has b-roll fottage of my school ๐๐
heady spear
It's on swedish Netflix now
We only get dumb shit like that in our Netflix
Mini, do you have that dumb swedish Quicksand series?
limber knotBOT
Its not that bad
heady spear
Or the rain?
heady spear
Because we get an insane amount of German shit. I want you to suffer too.
limber knotBOT
Yes
heady spear
The rain is Danish tbf but most of it takes place in Sweden
limber knotBOT
The rain too
heady spear
Quicksand was very strange. Also, they are too rich and I can't relate to anything they say
She have rich people accents
limber knotBOT
I started the 3rd season of designated survivor yesterday, it's still good
heady spear
I miss the good old times, when you could use proxies to access American Netflix
Communist Netflix is sad time. I want capitalism TV without going to orange man country =(
limber knotBOT
I think I get most stuff I want
Can't think of anything I can't access on top of my mind
heady spear
We are always at least 3 seasons behind over here, lol
limber knotBOT
We are like a few months behind, but that's because of dubbing
heady spear
It's impossible to binge because you have to wait months for new releases
limber knotBOT
Which is stupid since I just watch most in English anyways
heady spear
Oh, right, you do that lol
void void
whispers
heady spear
We only use subtitles in Sweden
void void
time to start pirating, city
limber knotBOT
Yeah, everything on German Netflix is dubbed ๐
And here I am wondering why I have friends who can't understand English
que?
heady spear
Nothing is ever dubbed here, unless it's like children TV for young goat milkers on national TV
golden gust
I stopped bothering with netflix ect a long time ago, over here it's just trash
void void
So I am going to see how well this cup of RAM does lol later today and if all goes well then I am going to domain it as an A record won't flip it out like an SRV may.
limber knotBOT
Like, I had to have an argument with ppl to go watch the ryan Reynold Pokemon movie in English
cosmic raft
really @golden gust?
golden gust
Only real major things they seem to have these days are the netflix in-house stuff, which is just :/
void void
i feel like you just misconfigure the shit out of things, friendly
heady spear
We dub to prevent innocent minds from learning capitalism language until they are old enough to learn true ideas
void void
Because I believe someone mentioned it may be on the Mincraft client end or bad ISPes.
No, they work fine my dude
limber knotBOT
Isn't everywhere over there on your Lil island trash? ๐
void void
But since you are on 25565 ANYWAY, you don't need it.
They did for me but SOMETIMES I would be routed to antoher server that is on the ACTUAL port.
okay
heady spear
Can't wait for memes to be blocked for real over here
void void
shared hosting problems, i guess. hf with that bottom of the barrel funtime
Really that's what happened sometimesi t was some dumb hub server that everyone and their dogs have.
heady spear
I hope they send memers to labour camp
golden gust
SRV records are just unreliable, ISPs seem to be inconsistent with it
cosmic raft
quite a few isps don't support them properly
golden gust
I've had to deal with people literally being unable to connect because their ISP doesn't support them
void void
maybe my audience just aren't on them shit isps
heady spear
In swedish it's everyone and their grandmas
void void
^
golden gust
Passed them a more direct domain and it worked fine
I don't really keep a list of shitty isps
golden gust
Not enough paper
heady spear
Ur face is a shitty isp
void void
probably illegal anyways unless your TOS says that you can store that data.
as I am sure people don't want to be called out for using them.
my tos says i can store whatever the frik i want
and no one reads it
they just check the box
golden gust
Hm, I'll try and deploy an experiment sometime ๐
void void
I do and that how I found out they were unmanaged game servers.
(for clarity: i dont store whatever the frik i want, but i could)
heady spear
My ISP ran out of mac addresses and told me to unplug my printer when I called them because my internet wouldn't work =)))
void void
but yea no I don't read every letter but enough to understand what it's means.
golden gust
two listeners + 1 srv record, see which ones people hit
void void
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
cosmic raft
your isp ran out of... mac addresses?
void void
whatthefuck
heady spear
According to them, yeah.
golden gust
dats not how dat works
heady spear
It is not a thing no
golden gust
mac addresses are unique and assigned to the hardware
heady spear
They ran out!
void void
Probably NO one else reads a TOS for a 60 dollars game lol.
Although, when my internet goes out for reasons clearly ISP related (obviously, if it's not, i can fix the shit.) They always go "ok let me remotely reboot your router for you owowooo!"
and i have to tell them no, because it won't work. i don't use your shitty modem.
and then they're like "oh, that's prob why! owow!"
heady spear
It was a weird phone call. But when I woke up the next day I had internet access =)))
golden gust
Unless they mean "our system won't let us add anymore", which o.O
void void
they piss me off i swear
acoustic pilot
lol
heady spear
So the fiber didn't work in my entire area and they said the reason was someone streaming too fast content
void void
golden gust
expecting much from "tech" support
acoustic pilot
ISPs trying to scam you into renting their hardware is lame
void void
yeah to be fair that level 1 support (help desk)
heady spear
My ISP is literally just a bunch of elks mashing buttons in a forest
void void
their main goal in life is to get it out of their queue and escalated
@void void I know your pain but even as savvy Ubuntu Desktop user seriously the best thing I can do just hit that stupid button on my user options and it's magically fixes my system. So that what I do if something out of the blue happens.
if they can solve it, gr8, it wasn't even a real hard issue
cedar spade
ah yes, public router access, the pinnacle of hone network security
heady spear
Nooo this was a statement they posted on their status website lol
heady spear
They said someone was streaming too fast and therefore the rest of us had no internet
void void
lol
yea
Yea rebooting can fixes problems you wouldn't expect it to. So I nomrally just do that just for the heck of it and so far it fixes the issues.
heady spear
Guys I swear if you watch YouTube in 4k and I run out of internet I'll be real pissed.
void void
and yea, that public router access kills me my dude. They're always like "ok i am going to send a signal and it will reboot your router. SIR! do you NOW SEE THREE LIGHTS BLINKING?"
i swear to god i want to say ||no you dumb cunt i do not, my router is not fucking public||
acoustic pilot
You can't call yourself savvy when the extent of your ability to fixing problems is rebooting. Savvy is reserved for people who are capable of actual troubleshooting.
heady spear
Do you guys actually use the shit the ISP gives you?
golden gust
cancellations == best department
void void
Did for a bit until I got my own hardware.
No rebooting does fixes ACTUAL problems though.
After that, no.
I normally don't see the same problems popping back up.
No...Friendly...sometimes it does not fix .."actual".. problems...
golden gust
Like, that department is how you get all of the gooddeals for existing customers
void void
that is the most retarded sentence i have ever heard
Like a package being weird or something.
honestly
acoustic pilot
Again a savvy person would know the cause because they would've troubleshoot.
cosmic raft
apparently people in the US who uses AT&T must use their hardware
acoustic pilot
That's not you
cosmic raft
sounds fun
acoustic pilot
And that descriptor doesn't suit you
heady spear
My ISP didn't send me anything. They don't have a list of "compatible hardware" either. Whenever you call them, they'll tell you is a hardware incompatibility
acoustic pilot
@heady spear probably just a US thing
When your ISP sends out a technician for set up, they leave behind their own hardware and charge you a rental fee every month.
void void
you can't.
heady spear
Like yes asshat all of a sudden my router is incompatible and it's not because you guys accidentally dug up a power line
Morons.
void void
You can maybe call yourself savvy when you finally get your ass off of shared hosting and reevaluate your support requirements, as a lot of those things you can...dun dun dun....fuckinfixyourself.jpg
heady spear
So you have to pay that rental fee?
acoustic pilot
There are certain compatibility issues though
void void
Yup. Our "all in one super awesome comcast modem" was 10 per month.
You can't because of Uverse.
golden gust
I've heard of people saying that AT&T say that you can't, but you basically can
void void
That's why I switched to my own hardware.
heady spear
Here you get the shit for free when signing up
cosmic raft
you are required to keep at&t's router, it's required for authentication
void void
Well, are you sure it's free? ๐ Or is it somewhere factored into your bill?
cosmic raft
heady spear
If you switch ISP you don't have to pay for it, and the contracts aren't binding
void void
They forced us to use the ISP modem, I thought it was free; but I took it back and was like "hey yall you can have this back I got my own hardware"
and they were like
"oh ok! let me adjust your bill"
Yea that's the catch you get a bit more control but not really.
I was like "wait what"
heady spear
So unless it costs like $5 for the entire setup then idk
Also, is fiber common in y'alls weird places?
acoustic pilot
I don't think he's in the US lol
void void
we just recently got fiber but too expensive from comcast
acoustic pilot
So wouldn't surprise me if the hardware is "free"
In fact it wouldn't surprise me if there were regulations against ISPs charging for hardware
In EU
void void
it's 5 dollars month so more or less like a hardware insurance AND a rental.
heady spear
Everyone here has it. My grandma's neighborhood even had fiber now :|
acoustic pilot
For basic hardware like modem, I mean
golden gust
final mile, FTTC is just cheap for them
void void
worth it in my mind if that's the only option or internet that almost dobule that amount for half the speed (not really better quaility either as some users even complain abut their sales people)
golden gust
Had that issue in the UK, BTs aging copper lines don't help either, and TalkTalk are just ๐
heady spear
I like Sweden more every time I read shit on here lol
acoustic pilot
My apartment entered into an exclusivity contract with DirecTV and now new tenants cannot sign up for any ISP other than AT&T/DirecTV. I'm grandfathered into Cox lol
heady spear
We don't have dumdum problems like these
void void
City, my city used to have 4 ISPs, some smalltown ones mostly.
Comcast showed up and they all went out of business.
Now we all overpay our internet for shit service.
๐
golden gust
Yea, people are just stupid
heady spear
We have plenty of regulations to prevent ISP monopoly power
void void
Oh boy, I wish that was the case here
Because Comcast has the monopoly for miles
Then Spectrum has it
Then Comcast again
acoustic pilot
ISP monopolies are enabled in the US lol
void void
yea none here espeically with the netural law being gone.
golden gust
Over here the telecom company basically has to let other ISPs rent lines from them
heady spear
That isn't a thing here lol. So there will be at least 5 alternatives wherever you are
void void
There is actually a nice refreshing smalltown ISP that just popped up servicing rural valley (think farms). Because Comcast just dropped support when they showed up.
acoustic pilot
Usually there's only 1 or 2 ISPs available for any 30-50 mile stretch in the US
heady spear
Same for phone service =3
void void
Poor farmers lol
acoustic pilot
Bunch of micro monopolies
void void
exactly which is like WISHING you have dialup. ๐คข
golden gust
Oh god, I remember playing battlefield with my mates who where hosting a server on satalite internet
void void
40kbps usually over 128kbps on when those monsters were still around.
golden gust
latency is beautiful
heady spear
You all really need some socialistic liberalism
cosmic raft
"hosting a server" and "on satalite internet" should never be in the same sentence
void void
exactly the game probably was a SLOW slideshow.
golden gust
Not very iirc
void void
Satellite internet is like shared hosting for MC
looks at friendly
golden gust
Just they had a fun datacap on it, which once you hit basically turned it into ultra latent dialup
heady spear
So you're both old and sad? :o
void void
hahaha
heady spear
In Sweden we only have happy people
void void
good luck gaiz
acoustic pilot
There would be no point in going back to the moon unless we planned on staying, so that's cool.
void void
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) We Are Going - length 3m 48s - 1,105,399 likes, 26,903 dislikes (97.6%) - 11,183,909 views - NASA on 2019.05.14
heady spear
That the US then has to clean up
cedar spade
I was referring to what simple said
heady spear
Pft just give them water and have them grow gills
acoustic pilot
I assume it'll start out as a small habitat and a hydroponics room
heady spear
You need more science my dude
void void
Yeah likely
But at least someone will be there im thinking
probably liek ISS
maybe 10 ppl
or less
acoustic pilot
With modules that can be used to assemble a habitat when they arrive, I bet
heady spear
We send isis to space??
acoustic pilot
I haven't seen the video yet
void void
you know fish breathe right? They just "filter" the O2 from the water.
yes friendly.
there is no oxygen in space to filter
golden gust
r/whooosh
heady spear
Why can't they just go outside and breathe the space air?
golden gust
No, was more friendly
heady spear
It has no pollution, so it's good for you
void void
Yea you try that and let us know how that goes...
take off ya helmet, the air is fiiiiiine!
๐
acoustic pilot
feel the nice moon breeze
heady spear
No Chinese air so you don't get cancer
golden gust
water, water, everywhere, lets all have a drink
heady spear
The moon is my favorite planet
golden gust
Space? Spaaaaace
heady spear
I am so happy they are finally moving out of the solar system
golden gust
https://plugins.jetbrains.com/plugin/8575-nyan-progress-bar | Most essential IJ plugin, btw
heady spear
I hope they visit the marijuana trench later too
acoustic pilot
the main reason to use intellij tbh
golden gust
emacs
heady spear
Imagine talking about space and then mr nerd talks about ij
void void
Alright so the game panel is pretty good at retenting the session for at least a few hours.
before having to relog.
golden gust
The best text editor for doing your emails, IRC'ing, browsing the web and managing your windows, just gotta get a better text editor for it
๐
heady spear
You all linux users? I use HP
golden gust
Yea, I'm not that dedicated lol, but I can see what people who do like it
Can we ban it?
heady spear
I never liked linus, I prefer a keyboard =3
Why would you switch from vim if you actually vim? nvim is all I've ever wanted
Unless you want java auto completion in which case you'll have to run a nasty headless eclipse instance in the background
void void
wtf i just realized the fucking narrator in that nasa video is william shatner. it's fucking Captain Kirk
golden gust
Pretty sure the only reason I don't use nvim is because it's called nvim and not vim and I'm too lazy to create an alias or something
void void
this is lit
heady spear
Nvim also uses different paths for literally everything
heady spear
And installing plugins is a bitch and a half
golden gust
I main macOS :3
void void
SAY GOODNIGHT TO ME YOU ASSHOLES 
heady spear
macos best OS
void void
TELL ME GOODNIGHT ๐ฆ
golden gust
๐
tame pendant
20.03 tps on 1.14 with 25 players online. This is insane
heady spear
I will block you so that I don't see your scary opposing opinions
golden gust
The only good thing that comes from ikea is the meatballs
tame pendant
the horse meatballs
heady spear
IKEA has dope RGB lights for small amounts of kronor
golden gust
ikea coffin
heady spear
It is not really irrelevant. IKEA is a shitty company with shitty values founded by a shitty person
And they don't even pay taxes over here
void void
I sed am 2 leave but I have surprise
golden gust
tl::dr; I'm going bed = iFunny time
heady spear
This is why we dislike Americans
golden gust
Yes
They're entities, and do lots of block modifications when they explode
It's killer
void void
Yes that's correct ๐ฅด
golden gust
Remember the first time I started doing some work for an MC server
heady spear
I'm not saying all Americans are bad I'm just saying there are no non-bad Americans. Tea leads the charge =)
void void
That's the same as saying all muricans are bad
golden gust
He was basically leaving the hosting company I was working for and pretty much ended up doing his stuff privatly, first thing we did when we had the server online was created a huge cube of TNT and pushed it through it'spaces
heady spear
True statement simple!
golden gust
and this was back when the 4770k was the best CPU you could get
heady spear
What. Is it no longer???
Damn, I have been bamboozled
Bad people do bad things
Like, supporting the local nazi party
That is a bad thing that bad people would do
I think it's universally accepted that nazis are bad, but go off my dude
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what cancer has occurred in my absence
heady spear
And by supporting the nazi supporting company you are too supporting the nazis
void void
all of it leaf
golden gust
Something had to fill the void
heady spear
Although he is dead and like 90% of my furniture comes from IKEA
Also simple is asleep
And apparently you can't breathe space air
It has been educational to say the least
golden gust
That's false
void void
actually i sed am 2 watch can show on the netflacks
golden gust
I was watching this cartoon and he only started strugging to breath when he noticed he was outside
heady spear
Go away simple
void void
:c
golden gust
So, that's complete bs
heady spear
I blocked him when he didn't agree with something I said so idk what he's saying now
void void
๐ฃ
heady spear
Isn't lack of alternative what the nazis wanted
Told you so
I win you lose bye
simple, I love defeating my foes in a battle of words
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how would you know
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oh it's the weeaboo
heady spear
Actually though, when the IKEA founder died everyone focused on his past and people harassed his family for weeks
All news were about him being a nazi etc
Nope
It was pretty sad, because he did a lot of great things for the country.
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.g ikea drama
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(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9gkYw35Vws -- Ikea Heights - Episode #1 - YouTube: "Jul 17, 2009 ... A melodrama shot inside an actual Ikea. Created by Paul Bartunek and Dave Seger. Starring Randall Park, Whitney Avalon, Tom..."
void void
.g Ingvar kamprad nazi
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-14661582 -- Ikea founder Ingvar Kamprad's Nazi ties 'went deeper' - BBC...: "Aug 25, 2011 ... The founder of the Ikea furniture chain, Ingvar Kamprad, is facing further questions about his Nazi past following claims in a new..."
heady spear
Gonna make coffee
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nazi ties
heady spear
I am allowed to be a bigot because I suck dick on the down low
So everything you say against me is homophobic.
Everyone is a little gay
heady spear
We didn't support the nazis but we let them use us to invade Norway, and also sold them steel
So we get kinda iffy when people are nazis
void void
guys remind me not to eat fiber one bars like they're fucking nutrition bars
heady spear
And we try to hide them
void void
the fiber has caught up with me
heady spear
How much fiber is in one of those? You probably eat too little anyway
You need at least 38g a day
Otherwise you get colon cancer and die
heady spear
I usually try to aim for 50-60g a day
heady spear
But considering all I eat are fucking vegetables
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goddamn vegans
heady spear
You'll have weird peppers later
void void
weird what
void void
bro thats what i mean by the fiber has caught up to me
heady spear
It will be real bad =))
heady spear
Being gay and vegan is a bad idea for this very reason
void void
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that's gay
heady spear
Leafy have sloppy anal with me
heady spear
I'm drinking coffee rn so I'll be lubed up and ready to go
void void
heady spear
Just like James Charles only sleep with straight men
void void
city what exactly is the meaning of sauilitired
heady spear
It was the name of my paladin on a wow server I used to GM
void void
limber knotBOT
heady spear
It is old Norse for there are many pods in a tea kettle
The Vikings were particularly bad at English idioms
void void
speaking of 'Old' languages, I bought Beowulf in Old English for my self so I can try to read it. Took it to class one day and my teacher was like "can I borrow that?" because we were doing beowulf excerpts or whatever but they were in modern english and she wanted to compare
she passed me to keep the book
heady spear
Old english is gay
void void
well I can tell you I never made it past the first paragraph
so i wasn't particularly sad
heady spear
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(DiscordBot) Phineas and Ferb | Gitchee Gitchee Goo - Swedish - length 1m 14s - N/A, N/A, (N/A) - 29,056 views - ballwa8 on 2015.09.26
void void
Actually, I didn't make it past the first fucking sentence.
Hwรฆt. We Gardena in geardagum,
รพeodcyninga, รพrym gefrunon,
hu รฐa รฆรพelingas ellen fremedon.
heady spear
I had to learn icelandic in second grade and that reminds me of that
These songs are weird in Swedish.
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(DiscordBot) Rรคddningspatrullen Swedish intro 1989 - length 60s - 4,157 likes, 153 dislikes (96.5%) - 1,722,341 views - jodahama on 2009.12.20
heady spear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaW-zbBnpnE
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha
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(DiscordBot) Pokรฉmon-lรฅten (svenska) - length 2m 27s - 629 likes, 29 dislikes (95.6%) - 98,489 views - Adrian Gaming on 2016.09.07
void void
o:
heady spear
jAg MรฅStE fรฅNgA aLLt
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(DiscordBot) YuGiOh! Min fรถrsta video, รถppning pรฅ Svenska, Legendary hero decks - length 14m 46s - 22 likes, 13 dislikes (62.9%) - 863 views - Viking Eriksson on 2018.10.14
heady spear
hahahaha vafan this is amazing
Why does he have less of an accent than like half of the English speakers I know? ๐ His name is also Viking.
ok need to study don't miss me too much which you won't because I've had this conversation with myself #lonely #relatable #whereiseveryone #quiet #depressed #sunset #girl #boobs #18 #forest #like4like
void void
lav u
limber knotBOT
Just so you know, it's 10am now and I still have no connection ๐
void void
lol
limber knotBOT
And I don't even have any info
Our monitoring center has glass walls, but they used Cardboard so that you can't look into it ๐
Cause that's where the important ppl are discussing shit now
void void
heady spear
wait do y'all actually unironically use cups as a measurement?
void void
yes
void void
yea fluid ounces
heady spear
W e i r d
heady spear
We measure everyting in cl
recipes use dl, tsp, and tbsp
Like, soda cans would be in cl
heady spear
huge bottles in liters :p
heady spear
w e i r d
void void
jeebus i need to sleep
heady spear
You're only tired because you don't use SI units.
heady spear
they're dumb too
This is stressing me out
I can't move to the US
I wouldn't understand anything
void void
miles too, no km
void void
1 mile = 5280 feet for whatever fucking reason and a foot is 12 inches
heady spear
...
void void
for some reason they have an issue with rounding off
i don't like it, but i grew up with it
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
heady spear
1cm = 1/100m
1km = 1000m
1 "mil" = 10km (we use that a lot in Sweden :p)
limber knotBOT
Somebody tell the US that we have a standard unit system
heady spear
so a normal height would be 1.82m ๐
heady spear
anything less than 1.82 is a gnome
limber knotBOT
Why don't you adapt the standards?
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I remember that the NASA even lost a Mars Rover over shit like this
heady spear
are the ounces and cups and whatnot more logical?
void void
8oz to a cup
heady spear
....
void void
so not really
heady spear
I hate America
This does it. You're all poo poo heads.
It doesn't matter that you're all dumb or that your president is orange or whatever
void void
There's even a saying to remember how many feet in a mile, because you know why the fuck wouldn't you just memorize 1000
heady spear
but you can't even use sensible units
void void
"Five tomatoes" = five two eight zero
heady spear
morons.
void void
-.-
my car is even so american, it doesn't have kph as well
most other murican cars do
just in case you move
but
not mine!
oh
heady spear
the only thing good about the us is that y'all drive automatics ๐
void void
we also use Horsepower instead of fucking watts for mechanical things
idk if that's outside of US
heady spear
for cars and mopeds it is xD
void void
it literally means the equivalent of how many horses -.-
ok good
thought that was retarded
heady spear
only for vehicles though
and no one knows what it means
they just know that more horsies = better
heady spear
But, my horse was faster than a moped with more horsepowers
heady spear
I had a fast horse tho
He would poop when swimming and it was annoying
he was also scared of sheep
and cows
and dogs
and cats
and leaves
and rocks
void void
equivalent # of horses all pulling 550 foot-pounds per second
heady spear
and trees
void void
->
heady spear
and other horses
and mailboxes
and pebbles
He was fine with beavers though. Dumb fuck, but I loved him.
void void
silly horsie
heady spear
Like you'd be in the middle of the forest and he'd see a rock and then he'd run head first into a tree
heady spear
Once he escaped his enclosure and ended up in a nearby sheep enclosure, in the corner and he was screaming
void void
THE FUCKING PIRATE-NINJA UNIT
"A Pirate-ninja is defined as one kilowatt-hour (3.6 MJ) per Martian day, or sol. Andy Weir, author of The Martian, revealed in a 2015 interview with Adam Savage that the Curiosity rover team at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory references milli-pirate-ninjas in their meetings."
heady spear
By the way, we used to use feet here too in like 1855
void void
"The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light-year, but applicable to extremely short distances such as those in integrated circuits. The beard-second is defined as the length an average beard grows in one second."
heady spear
1 bosom = 1/6000 miles
void void
This one I can get behind.
heady spear
I think measuring stuff in bosoms and cubits would be a lot of fun
void void
10 nanometers a second 
heady spear
Oh, and 1 foot = 2 blocks = 12 verktum = 12 verklines
heady spear
How many bosoms worth of land do you own?
One unit that still confuses me a lot is hectare
void void
oh easy, i've buried at least 300 people in my yard and can fit 20 more.
wait
waht
Ah, we don't use those either
We have Acres
-.-
heady spear
it's 10,000mยฒ ._.
void void
For length we go:
heady spear
Although, that isn't right because we use the comma as the decimal point lol
So it's not 2.0 it's 2,0 :p
void void
inch, 1 foot = 12 inch, 1 yard = 3 feet, 1 chain = 22 yards, 1 furlong = 10 chains, 1 mile = 8 furlongs, 1 league = 3 miles ๐
heady spear
How do you guys even science?
void void
It's just the non-science citizens who use Imperial
and the roads and fucking everything
heady spear
Wouldn't that make it hard to get an intuitive feel for the measurements?
Like, I know exactly what a meter, or kilometer feels and look like
Same with a kg
Poor scientists must be confused
void void
Well, it seems like it would be that way
heady spear
I'll send them cookies
void void
oh yea, idk. I don't have an intuitive feel atm for the metric system.
void void
I can use it, but if asked to drive a km without actually like tracking it?
I'd overshoot
Probably go a mile
Oh, yikes. That's undershooting.
Fuck imperial.
I can't wait to leave the US.
heady spear
Here we measure everything in relative distances to Stockholm
void void
I s2g
heady spear
If it's further away than Stockholm then it's far.
void void
I'm still struggling to get a permanent resident visa to philippines
when i do im fucking YEETING OUT OF HERE
heady spear
Also like, I couldn't imagine it taking days to cross the country lol
heady spear
It takes a couple of hours to get from one to coast to the other :p
void void
if you stop ONLY to sleep, then you can do it quicker
but if you stop to eat, sightsee whatever
heady spear
W e i r d
void void
kiss that shit goodbye
and when you go to the middle of the country, it's almost completely flat
often just a fuckin road in th emiddle of buttfuck nowhere
heady spear
If you live in the south and go to the north you won't be able go understand anyone tho
heady spear
Southern swedish is just Danish lite
void void
Our northerners are pretty much racist canadians
heady spear
The racist part is implied
heady spear
Everyone outside of Stockholm is a racist here so it's fine
void void
I would say the deep south here is almost like going into an entirely different country
heady spear
People from the swedish Democrats walked around with steel pipes threatening to beat immigrants up and people voted for them
void void
In a liberal state you might see someone burning the US flag; then in the south you've got the KKK actually still doing rallies 
heady spear
Also the US being so damn religious is w e i r d
void void
That is again, mainly the south
Should be its own country honestly, we shouldn't have fought 
Oh, i mean it may as well be
They still fly confederate fucking flags
heady spear
uhm hold up don't you like swear on the bible in court and shit
and like, doesn't the president have to be like super christian and stuff?
void void
no he doesnt have to be, but yes we do do that. Don't ask me why.
heady spear
coming from one of the most secular countries in the world, America is w e i r d
heady spear
Our king has to be a protestant otherwise we'll yeet him out of the castle
If he's a protestant it's fine and he's also exempt from all of our laws
He's a good guy tho. Rented a couple of hookers and whatnot, but it's cool
void void
Lmao
heady spear
idk it's weird because we still have churches inside of universities and whatnot
but literally only old Russian grandmas and Syrian refugees are religious
void void
Oh we still have that, I think it's mainly for the seminary school though.
heady spear
If you brought up religion in the government everyone would instantly melt
void void
Not sure if they do services. they might
heady spear
Here they're just there if you want to talk and shit
but they're also protestant so they won't force you to do hail mary's and shit
like priest--
void void
I mean we have churches right outside unis and they're fully operational, so if you want to do a Catholic confession you can really easily.
heady spear
Also, our priests don't diddle boys because they can get married ๐
void void
Not sure if the uni has a priest on call
Protestant priests can, yes
That's only Catholic
heady spear
Catholics are w e i r d.
I don't want to leave Sweden, this place seems kinda great
Also, the two party system is w e i r d
void void
Yeah sounds nice. Do your prices have VAT?
heady spear
and the electoral college is w e i r d
heady spear
Yes. Insane VAT. Everything is very expensive!!!
void void
Oh, but wait. You don't understand.
heady spear
If you can afford food you're rich and a capitalist scumbag
void void
We have tax. Just not vaue added
heady spear
We have taxes + value added taxes ๐
void void
You have to know your local tax, and apply it yourself. Then have the correct money.
At all stores.
heady spear
Oh yeah, that is w e i r d.
We don't have that.
Because we're not in the 19th century
void void
I.e. you go to store and see a dollar item? You cannot pay a dollar and be good
It'll be about a dollar and nine cents
heady spear
...
all of our things costs many monies tho
like our electronics are super expensive
void void
example?
heady spear
Idk name an item ._.
void void
dishwasher, nothing fancy, two racks, maybe a soap holder otherwise just pour in the soap
how much for that
void void
look it the fuk up
heady spear
we have like 2 electronics stores in this country
it's confusing because there are too many alternatives
heady spear
tbf you picked a very cheap item, I found one for 3390SEK
Ok, that I can do
lol doesn't exist in socialism country
native thunder
America is weird
native thunder
Non backwards countries have tax applied already
void void
I said earlier my hot water appliance broke, ye?
heady spear
how much is a RTX 2080 in your country? ๐
void void
that was a $1300 replacement
heady spear
I only know computer part price because am nerd
heady spear
Cheapest I could find online was $900 ._.
I got mine on an extreme sale so it was only $820 ๐
void void
To be fair I still had an army paycheck and had no debt at that time
So I was like
"HELLLLL YEA"
heady spear
huh what about food then
people complain about food prices here but I think they're manageable lol
void void
give me a food item
heady spear
I only eat grass so I am not sure
void void
kek
heady spear
also Americans only eat butter and motor oil