plotCubed when
#general
austere ivy
pulsar wigeon
outside 2d grid?
sturdy fulcrum
p2 is only meant for 1.8
pulsar wigeon
tf does that mean
austere ivy
it means in 4d space
vestal jasper
pulsar wigeon
well designed API :^)
sturdy fulcrum
more haters..... all good
austere ivy
clip I think you're great :)
pulsar wigeon
tbh idk what's even going on in that code anyway
vestal jasper
I aint hating
sturdy fulcrum
good
heady spear
clip is actually a great developer that has made plenty of contributions to the community
but don't tell him that
vestal jasper
I'm just curious about some of the decisions made
pulsar wigeon
like what
austere ivy
what about me :D
heady spear
He's also a quite funny dude, but he bloody fucking sucks
pulsar wigeon
/daddy isn't a contribution to the community
vestal jasper
Were these cast for readibility or are they unnecessary
austere ivy
neither are your
void void
that's your opinion, i use /daddy all the time
austere ivy
PapA is father, aka /daddy
sturdy fulcrum
self taught? solo for most of my project life? don't know any better and try to make things as compatible as i know how?
sturdy fulcrum
didnt go to school for the shit
austere ivy
Clip, /grandpa when
sturdy fulcrum
just learn as i go
vestal jasper
permission to remove the casts or keep as is
heady spear
I didn't either and I don't cast player to offlineplayer
austere ivy
that's what I'm doing 
sturdy fulcrum
so hate all u want
pulsar wigeon
same tbh
heady spear
I have been perfect from day one because I am good like that
austere ivy
clip wanna collab
pulsar wigeon
i was writing this shit for 6 years before i went to school for it
austere ivy
collab on epic plugin song
sturdy fulcrum
tell these noobs to all collab on my nuts
pulsar wigeon
and that was just cuz i wasn't having fun as a physics major
austere ivy
song plugin and plugin song to go with it
finite wave
How come Brian has vren here forrver
pulsar wigeon
city do you do a lot of calculus in engineering
heady spear
Besides that one time where I stole PlotMe code without following the license and got called out from it and banned from both Spigot and Bukkit and had to spend like 2 years begging to be unbanned
sturdy fulcrum
noob life
austere ivy
Should've made Plot^2 closed source.
sturdy fulcrum
at least i never stole code
austere ivy
Then make the license make it so if you open up the source you can get sued and they can't sue you
heady spear
I'm doing a fair bit of calculus, yeah? I'm taking three courses
austere ivy
That way you can just sue PlotMe
void void
qball stole code and never got banned, just got fucking rekt any time he ever came back in the irc
austere ivy
and also spigot ad bukkit
heady spear
and I'm doing complex analysis as an elective :p
finite wave
Brian thatโs not how it works
austere ivy
@safe tide you stole code!? D:
finite wave
Or that
sturdy fulcrum
guess ill just delete my public repo for papi and do my own thing
finite wave
Guy who stole spigot code and posted the git commit here @void void
sturdy fulcrum
at least i didnt get so much hate
heady spear
To be fair, that code was only in there during the pre-release because I couldn't figure out how to replace it on my own, then Jesse joined ๐
void void
@finite wave wasn't Q was it, someone else tho
heady spear
And now the PlotMe dude is kinda developing plotsquared on his own so idk :3
finite wave
Sec
void void
@sturdy fulcrum i feel that, open source is basically asking to be bullied sometimes lmao
safe tide
That was a 1 time mistake 3 years ago let it go people
sturdy fulcrum
maybe ill require you have one of my premium plugins to use it from now on like the other placeholderapi
void void
It'll never be let go @safe tide
heady spear
People will never let it go ๐
void void
Never
finite wave
MrIvanPlays simple
heady spear
simple isn't people tho
finite wave
โI found it on google, i swearโ
void void
we are talking about code stealers
finite wave
We talked about people stealing code
void void
that's how
austere ivy
oh.
vestal jasper
OH FUCK
austere ivy
I've never stolen any code ^-^
sturdy fulcrum
haters gonna hate (developers gonna hate)
heady spear
Since when was Brian brought into any conversation ever?
he just inserts himself everywhere
sturdy fulcrum
but the end users arent complaining
finite wave
Idk Brian just showed up
sturdy fulcrum
austere ivy
Correct.
void void
I have stolen code before
heady spear
he's worse than me lmao
vestal jasper
pulsar wigeon
ugh yea i left physics due to calculus. fuck that
austere ivy
such as:
finite wave
I steal code from pro developers on stack overflow
void void
but i always leave a
// From <Project>
// Thanks, <Dev Name>
Yeah, I don't know. Calculus isn't really my favorite either
heady spear
I'm doing fine in calculus but these physics classes are the fucking worst.
pulsar wigeon
hah
void void
but i steal sk's PaginatedResult like 40 times a month
heady spear
Theoretical physics is fine, I guess
I don't know, I haven't touched any of those plugins in ages you dumb squid :))
finite wave
I donโt get it 100%
heady spear
I do private development for casherinos ๐
austere ivy
I do private development for myself
finite wave
Iโm bored cya gonna do something funniee
heady spear
I'll go study or something because I have a wave mechanics exam in like two days
austere ivy
@finite wave what are you gonna do?
heady spear
talk about abortion or something while I'm gone ๐
sturdy fulcrum
hate all u want but u still aren't doing numbers
pulsar wigeon
cuz that's new
void void
I think its in CommandBook ill find it
pulsar wigeon
huh
austere ivy
Jan's gonna go update cmdbk I bet
pulsar wigeon
OH
austere ivy
oK goodbye people
austere ivy
paginatedresult??
austere ivy
I implement that in my plugin lol
austere ivy
great API thanks wiz
austere ivy
Just kidding no.
pulsar wigeon
but uh, much fancier
heady spear
@austere ivy Abortion is pro life, because being opposed to apportion is the polar opposite of being pro life =))
pulsar wigeon
it has clickable arrows and text components and all that
void void
yea i don't need anything fancy, but that's nice
pulsar wigeon
yea
void void
The only thing I change in PaginatedResult is to use the chat component api
besides that, it's just taken
I leave a thanks comment
sturdy fulcrum
do i look like a bee
pulsar wigeon
yes
heady spear
kinda?
pulsar wigeon
you have stripes
austere ivy
@merry talon
heady spear
it's the royal jelly that makes them the queens :p
heady spear
it makes the big and stronk and girls
merry talon
???
pulsar wigeon
yellow and black stripes= bee duh
austere ivy
heady spear
they have bee hives are uni and they scare me
everytime I walk past them I do this weird sprint
and scream
austere ivy
fixed just for you
merry talon
congrats
austere ivy
thank you it's a big achievement
this is so big I think we need a major version increment
void void
lol i remember when someone shit on me for naming the class main
austere ivy
nobedexplosions 2.0.0
void void
was gud
heady spear
PlotMain is the way to go
We also had C in both FAWE and PlotSquared for like 4 years and no one complained :)))
void void
you did what now, that's illegal
pulsar wigeon
C?
void void
nice confession nerd
void void
takin u 2 jail
merry talon
i dont even do that for external applications tbh
heady spear
C.NO_PERMISSION.send(player, C.STATIC_PERMISSION_NO_ENTRY) kinda deal lol
austere ivy
how can you have two programming languages in
pulsar wigeon
oh
austere ivy
a
pulsar wigeon
thought you meant like JNI shit
austere ivy
wait
heady spear
hahaha okay so funny story
merry talon
you could have that
heady spear
I worked for minecade
austere ivy
is it possible to make plugins in C++?
sturdy fulcrum
stop talking about FAWE like its relevant until it works on all versions. Right now its only for those 3 year old servers who are still on 1.8
austere ivy
Bukkit API that's C++?
heady spear
they forced me to add random JNI
vestal jasper
why are the orders of the msg / plugin stuff different
void void
@austere ivy you can implement in C++ and use JNI interfaces, sure
void void
but
austere ivy
Minecade.
void void
do not fucking do that
heady spear
and it made it a lot slower
austere ivy
Goodness lol.
void void
you dirty bastard
merry talon
do it
heady spear
We also used md_5's code style for no reason
austere ivy
// md_5's glorious syntax.
public static void main( String[] args )
{
String stringifiedstring;
stringifiedstring = " Hello! ";
superstring = stringifier( stringifiedstring );
if ( superstring.equals( stringifiedstring ) )
{
System.out.println( stringifiedstring + superstring );
}
}
public String stringifier( String string )
{
return string;
}
That's from me like a month ago. Two actually, now.
nova mortar
austere ivy
hey it's his syntax not mine
pulsar wigeon
wat
austere ivy
IMPLIED /S
merry talon
you wrote it
pulsar wigeon
i mean it's bad but not that bad
merry talon
is yours
heady spear
JNIEXPORT void JNICALL Java_com_minecade_deepend_nativeprot_DeependProtocol_destroy(JNIEnv *env, jclass)
{
env->DeleteGlobalRef(c_nativeClass);
}
I love these JNI generator method names
austere ivy
https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/581862621641179157 such as this, the no method 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
void void
just call it a brian
austere ivy
Oh man, I remember when I made my O(n) and O(one) sorting algorithms.
heady spear
getB actually returns an instance of Beyoncรฉ, but you can safely cast her to byte ๐
austere ivy
public static void O(int n) {
quickSort(n);
}
public static void O(int one) {
quickSort(one);
}
I'm still waiting for Google to hire me ๐
heady spear
https://github.com/Sauilitired/Deepend/blob/master/Server/src/main/java/com/minecade/deepend/server/test/TestGameServer.java
Fuck, this wasn't even that bad for being 2016 me
I thought it'd be a lot worse tbh ๐
besides storing and sending plaintext passwords
over an unsecured network
meh
void void
shadoop brian
sturdy fulcrum
done hating yet
heady spear
void void
no
heady spear
I would actually use this shit
sturdy fulcrum
fu
heady spear
Well, no, I would use redis
But, it does work ๐ฎ
they also paid me thousands of dollars to create this shit but then I quit before we ever started using it ๐
sturdy fulcrum
yet you live in a shoe
woven otter
I want to be paid thousands of dollars to create shit
heady spear
Yes, I've since spent those thousands of dollars. Turns out a thousand dollars is like, nothing?
sturdy fulcrum
idk bro
void void
so rip
woven otter
stupid apple user
heady spear
in jaunary I spent like $2000 in a trip to the mall ๐ฆ
void void
yeah, no, that's fair
but i was already thousands in debt before that
my dumb ass was like
"whats another 2K'
heady spear
I'm only $10k in debt so far lol
limber knotBOT
in january I spent over $2k upgrading my desktop
heady spear
unless you count credit debt
void void
that's the only debt i count
heady spear
Yeah, I kinda bought a new computer for no reason
void void
๐ฐ
heady spear
Student debt is bad bro :p
I only use this computer to browse reddit and render latex
I need a 2080 for my latex.
void void
yeah, I have some of that too actually. They sent me a final demand letter. ๐
limber knotBOT
that's quite the latex fetish you've developed
heady spear
I'll only get ~$10k per year so it's not bad
sturdy fulcrum
idk what its like to have money
heady spear
around $50 to $60k by the time I graduate
so I don't mind
Plus, it's extremely low interest :p
void void
uni: final demand letter for debt
me: https://i.imgflip.com/1j5p28.jpg
heady spear
In the US, doesn't it like double in value over time?
sturdy fulcrum
My bank account is sitting pretty rn
heady spear
I've heard horror stories about Americans student debt
limber knotBOT
meanwhile I'm graduating my master's degree with an apartment, 20k to my name, my own business, a car and no debt
heady spear
We have 40 years to pay this shit off, and a 0.16% yearly interest ๐
limber knotBOT
come @ me bros
heady spear
no one cares about success stories
void void
no it doesnt double but the interest is high
vestal jasper
@^_^
void void
so...most likely will, in all cases, have to refinance
heady spear
That sucks :/
Sweden is known for relatively high student debt, despite university being 100% free
limber knotBOT
vicarious you got the name wrong
heady spear
But it's because of high living costs, and the fact that almost everyone lives on their own
vestal jasper
^-^
heady spear
We also don't have dorms, or shit like that
void void
We have dorms but it's not an option for me, can't afford that shit
sturdy fulcrum
become a homebuyer
heady spear
So living costs are very high, instead of having extreme tuition cost
but at the same time, I am not going to complain about $50k debt for my entire degree ๐คท
void void
USA: why not both?!
sturdy fulcrum
wait until your washer goes out and u have an unexpected $500 expense on top of your monthly bills with 3 people other than yourself to feed
sturdy fulcrum
or just wear dirty clothes like usual
sturdy fulcrum
been there
heady spear
๐ I live in an apartment so my landlord is legally required to cover shit like that
A really expensive shoe box apartment, but an apartment nonetheless.
Most student housing here only has 10 month rent, mine has 12 month rent and is more expensive per month than those and idk how they get away with it lmao
sturdy fulcrum
keep wasting money haha
heady spear
Rents here are extremely strictly regulated and so it makes no sense why the government would allow it, idk
I don't really have a choice. I took what was available to me :p
sturdy fulcrum
I rented since 18 until like 5 years ago
heady spear
nah, but they just don't pay anything during the summer
void void
lawl
heady spear
which is like bs and also I want that
It's because there's no student financing during the summer
which is so dumb because you can take summer courses
void void
wait so it costs nothing during summer or costs, but you have to track how much you owe at the end of summer?
heady spear
And if you take out a $1200 loan then $400 is just given to you, so you only pay back $800 :p
They don't pay anything. They're living there for free for 2 months out of the year
void void
lol if you take a 1200 loan here, you get less than 1200 due to the loan processing fee
heady spear
You can opt out of the loan and just recieve $400 per month
for attending uni
or well, somewhere around there, don't know the exact numbers
void void
I mean murica does that, you don't take a fixed loan you just register your classes and the school bills the govt who in turn waits for you to finish school then bills you
void void
rip
heady spear
All of the money goes directly to you
If you take out a $1200 student loan, they send you $1200 ๐
But $400 are free
Or you don't take a loan and they still send you the money
void void
๐ซ brb moving wtf
heady spear
but get mad if you fail all of your classes
void void
how's immigration like lmao
heady spear
Kinda impossible
sturdy fulcrum
vestal jasper
the fuck is that
heady spear
People live here for like 15 years without getting their citizenships
austere ivy
|| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| ||
void void
I mean, not to be a citizen. But a registered alien
void void
nthx
heady spear
and you'll be gucci
void void
oh
sturdy fulcrum
i can go in the back yard and bust off rounds all day
heady spear
Or just pretend to be syrian
vestal jasper
austere ivy
I'm an alien ooOOoooooooooOoo
vestal jasper
why use a stringbuilder if you're going to concat anyway 
sturdy fulcrum
I didn't even commit that
void void
im still trying to figure out how to become a permanent resident in PH. I have a place there, but when I go there I literally have to go the immigration office every once in a while and ask for a waiver
if they say no i have to leave
austere ivy
what's git blame
void void
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
sturdy fulcrum
stop going through the commit history trying to find things to complain about
vestal jasper
No I'm just curious as to who did it
heady spear
It's really hard to become a permanent resistent here tbh
austere ivy
vic let's see what wildly popular plugin you've developed?
vestal jasper
????????
heady spear
we're kinda scared people will come here and steal our welfare monies
vestal jasper
That's my commit fixing it
austere ivy
@vestal jasper let's see what wildly popular plugin you've developed? Hm?
vestal jasper
Brian that's a fallacy
austere ivy
your arguments are a fallacy
heady spear
Vic is a good developer stop jumping on his nuts
austere ivy
stop complaining that clip is doing something wrong if you aren't doing something wrong yourself
wai
t
vestal jasper
I actually haven't looked at the commit history at all, I just noticed IDEA complaining to me about the concatenation
heady spear
Sweden is pretty great ๐ We get at least a month off from work every year (paid), we have free healthcare, free parental leave
austere ivy
It just prevents you from doing silly things.
void void
what the fuck
heady spear
everything (including sex work) is backed by union power
vestal jasper
whic is a bad thing how
void void
is that just like, for everyone
heady spear
yes
void void
here it's a reward system lmao
heady spear
it's for everyone
sturdy fulcrum
lmao
heady spear
Also, you're allowed to take 6 months off from work to start your own company
and they can't fire you lol
heady spear
You also can't randomly fire people at free will. You need a very good reason. If you're downsizing, you may only fired the last hired employee
Oh, and free education for everyone ๐
void void
ah that's entirely the discretion of the boss here :
which in some ways is good, in others not so gud
heady spear
Well, if you are fired then you will be covered by the union while you look for a new job
because everyone is a part of the union :p
They also negotiate all of your salaries, so we have no minimum wages here
I can expect a minimum of $3400/month the day I graduate
void void
what the FUCK
fallen oracle
I'll be there shortly.
heady spear
the lack of minimum wages have driven our wages way up
void void
for a long ass time I made 15 fucking dollars an hour working my ass off for a bank
pulsar wigeon
i mean, higher wages are also offset by higher taxes
heady spear
Yeah sure, we do have kinda high tax rates. But we don't have to pay for health insurance and shit like that
pulsar wigeon
yea, would need to compare the take-home vs living expenses
heady spear
The workplace must also cover other health related costs, such as gym memberships and whatnot
fallen oracle
Well at least you don't have to pay $2,000 for a 20 minutes Ambulance ride in Sweden.
finite wave
Sword art online kek
pulsar wigeon
his shoebox is in a sewer?
heady spear
They also have to pay a lot extra for overtime. Anything above 8h a day and you're looking at 150% hourly wages :p
(at least)
My sister makes 200% when working overtime
void void
yea that's normal here UNLESS you're salaried
150% for overtime, 200% for double-time (hence 200)
if you're salaried, then they can fuck you in the ass
the benefits package is supposed to offset that
heady spear
Idk I'd be pretty happy to work here tbh
void void
but nah lmao
heady spear
Buuuut all of our startups are in Stockholm, and Stockholm is insanely expensive
We have a decent startup culture but you can't afford to live there so you'll have to live in the middle of the forest to afford it
Take Jeb for example, he lives in a shitty house in the suburbs
void void
lol i just learned about dye packs in banks, on random
made to be given to bank robber, when they leave the door a timer starts and then explodes them with dye
fallen oracle
Correct.
heady spear
They also have dye packs in money transports
heady spear
Are your banks also cashless?
void void
not at all
void void
Some banks maybe but there's no regulation, so no
heady spear
No one accepts cash here tbf
void void
I can take a check to a bank and ask for cash and they're like "ok"
heady spear
Cash is just not a part of our society
finite wave
Fun
heady spear
We don't have checks either lol
void void
Also, because we handle cash, we have a rule to LOCK OUR FUCKIN DRAWERS
but the branch employees...
ugh
Anyway, they do routine surprise checkups
heady spear
Jan, how is that in Denmark?
heady spear
Like, I can't remember the last time I actually touched physical money
sturdy fulcrum
so can someone help me
heady spear
It's not used anywhere here. Before you used to carry it with you for buses and shit
void void
wat u need babe @sturdy fulcrum
heady spear
Debit card
finite wave
@heady spear Cheques are from the past era
tropic flame
... seriously?
heady spear
Everyone uses debit here
tropic flame
for a coffee? a coffee here is like 0.60โฌ
sturdy fulcrum
so im interacting with the commandmap directly via reflection
tropic flame
you'd pay 0.60โฌ with a debit card?
finite wave
And cash is for old people
tropic flame
wth
sturdy fulcrum
seems that
finite wave
We use a card or mobilepay
heady spear
Not even old people use cash here
pulsar wigeon
yea wait wtf
void void
At this point, no debit fees + contactless = no effort to spend money
heady spear
Yeah, either your phone or debit
pulsar wigeon
why would you count out 60 cents of change
pulsar wigeon
carrying change lol
finite wave
Idk Wiz, someones old here
sturdy fulcrum
command.unregister(commandMap);
does not work
heady spear
Even the beggars accept phone payments here
pulsar wigeon
are you sure clip
tropic flame
here in portugal you won't pay with a debit card on a cafe for sure lmao
finite wave
Not sure either to be fair
heady spear
Coffee shops don't accept cash here lol
heady spear
Yes
finite wave
Well they accept here
tropic flame
then that's even weirder
sturdy fulcrum
commandMap.unregister isnt even a thing
tropic flame
here using physical money is as common as using a credit card
heady spear
We don't use the euro tho :3
tropic flame
hmm, maybe that's why then
finite wave
But soon they are allowed not to city
heady spear
Credit cards are way less common here tho
finite wave
I see clip
heady spear
Only debit, really
heady spear
debit = directly from your account
credit = you get an invoice at the end of the month
sturdy fulcrum
i feel its something with the knownCommands map
heady spear
really american thing lol
tropic flame
oh
void void
you also have to have a credit score first!
tropic flame
I always thought like, with debit you can only pay but not deposit
because debit
๐คท idk im dumb
heady spear
credit score isn't a thing here either, like the bs of paying with credit to build up your score and stuff?
tropic flame
dumb, broke and 16
heady spear
not a thing
void void
you start with a score of 0, so you have to find a credit card that doesn't check your score when applying
it's janky as fuuuuuck
heady spear
Here they check your payment history. If you have failed to pay your credits in the past you'll get declined
sturdy fulcrum
@finite wave do u have any experience playing directly with the commandMap?
heady spear
The credit amount is proportional to your yearly income
heady spear
I maxed out my credit in a week when I turned 18 :p
void void
the credit score here == how late you are, how many accounts you have, how often you try to open accounts, your balance, how often you pay
etcetcetc
finite wave
To be fair iโve only registered and unregistered all commands clip
heady spear
The banks can get weirded out if you apply for too many loans in a short period of time
then you'll get declined automatically for a time period
great way to fuck with someone is to try to take out loans in their name so that they can't build a life of their own and then they'll get depressed and commit suicide
tropic flame
is that possible?
heady spear
Yes
heady spear
My mom constantly tries to get loans using my sisters name
so my sister can't apply for loans anymore
void void
that's called stealing identity and it's illegal lmao
fallen oracle
Isn't that illegal?
tropic flame
don't they check if it's really the person getting the loans?
heady spear
Ye. She has stolen my identity to sign up for online gambling sites too ๐
fallen oracle
My dad uses my student email for discounts on stuff.
heady spear
But I called her and said I'd have her bitch ass thrown back in jail if she ever tried to fuck with me again
and she hasn't done it again since
fallen oracle
But I guess that's a less-exteme case.
heady spear
I also recorded the conversation if I ever needed to take her to court :p
tropic flame
that's... interesting
void void
do you have government issue id numbers in sweden? like the US social security #
heady spear
Yes
fallen oracle
Was she aware that it was being recorded?
void void
so she literally stole your identity
heady spear
also, they're public information lol
void void
lmao holy fuck
void void
sweden was sounding good
heady spear
like, you use that number when entering exams
void void
now it's sounding not gud
fallen oracle
If you didn't clarify up front that you were recording the conversation, it will be thrown out instantly in court.
heady spear
or handing in school work
tropic flame
bruh wtf
heady spear
But we also have this system used throughout the country where everything has to be electronically verified
tropic flame
here we have a social security number too but for school exams we use the "civil ID number"
not the SSN
void void
glare how about when law enforcement bug people and they dont know and then that's admissable in court
heady spear
when signing into bank accounts, ordering stuff online, etc, you use a special phone/computer app to verify it
fallen oracle
There's some legal stuff that they get approved by the court.
void void
heady spear
Here you're allowed to record conversations as long as you participate yourself
To allow for the recordings to be used in cases like this
fallen oracle
Interesting.
heady spear
So I could use the recording as evidence in a criminal trial, and you can incriminate yourself unknowingly while being recorded
tropic flame
if recording someone confessing a crime without them knowing is invalid proof then how do you actually get someone in court?
heady spear
You can't record as a third party tho
tropic flame
*invalid evidence why does english have different words for things ffs
heady spear
It can still be used as evidence but the recording party has also commited a crime
So, I'll keep this recording if she ever does anything again :p
I've testified against her before so it wouldn't be anything new lol
void void
what about when you dashcam driving and someone hits you and runs, they dont know you're recording
this is still admissable in court lol
fallen oracle
It sucks that some families have that kind of relationship. Someone just tears it apart.
heady spear
My mom is fucking nuts. It has brought the rest of the family closer togheter tho
void void
is it because they ran? who knows.
heady spear
my sister was my foster parent for 5 years
it kind of ruined our relationship tho so I guess you're right
void void
My dad's side of my family is insane.
heady spear
My grandma used to be a big drinker, and she also killed a dude. My mom is a sociopath, and bipolar. She likes to set shit on fire, steal, lie and manipulate. Made for a wierd childhood
My sister has been in and out of rehab, she also used to steal shit to buy drugs
My dad is a somewhat functioning alcoholic. He has been a bit better since his brother died from alcohol poisoning
My brother has been in and out of jail. Last time he decided to beat some poor sucker up for no reason
he has also stolen a few cars
void void
His mom and dad shipped him to military school aged 8 didnt see him till 18. He and his brother were at a lake, and his brother ran him over with a boat cutting off his legs. Later admitted it was on purpose. He went to prison, got out, tried to rape my sister, went to prison, got out, tried to rape his daugher, went to prison, got out, then almost died because he got high on LSD and tried to sleep on a giant rock in the desert. His sister is an alcholic, nothing crazy but she's fucked. And his other brother is a meth head.
When his mom died, the methhead stole her purse. While she was still in the hospital.
Was gud.
heady spear
Crazy families are the best, right?
void void
and by hospital i mean while she was still in the morgue. like we were all at the hospital having just heard the news
and we were like
where's Tom
he was home, stealing the purse
heady spear
Yay
heady spear
I'm honestly surprise my childhood didn't fuck me up more than it did. I mean, I didn't know it was bad at the time
limber knotBOT
my father offered to help pay for the apt's increased expenses due to fixing up the elevator
tropic flame
I hear my uncle is an alcoholic but hopefully I've always seen him sober
my aunt and cousin got the most hell out of him tho
heady spear
I had some agression issues and threw a chair at a teacher one, also got my nose broken for being a dumb shit
tropic flame
so my family is pretty normal really
heady spear
and I had some random eating disorders and shit, but otherwise I'm good
tropic flame
at least from my view
limber knotBOT
I was scarred for life when my parents said they'd love me no matter what I did
heady spear
That said, my mom did try to kill me like 5 times and I was in and out of the foster system from 6 to 15 :p
sturdy fulcrum
where do I start??? guess we can start where my dad shot himself in the head when I was 5
tropic flame
would they love you after you spent all their money in fortnite, magma
void void
My childhood was ok, but I don't want to dive into it. My dad's family is f u c k e d though.
sturdy fulcrum
stop being a puss
limber knotBOT
boy you seem to assume I am much younger than I actually am
tropic flame
LMAO nah, how old are u btw
limber knotBOT
old enough that I already had a majestic beard by the time fortnite came out
heady spear
but tbh I'm fine. I don't talk to my mom ever since she lost custody to my sister and I was the first in my family to graduate high school ๐
void void
fortnite
limber knotBOT
and I'd had it for long enough that most people I talk to on a daily basis don't know me without it
heady spear
I graduated with good grades and now I'm in uni, so shit could have turned out a lot fucking worse.
tropic flame
lol for me everyone is 16/my age until they meet one of the following conditions:
- they are staff
- they already said their age
- their speech sounds mature enough
magma hasn't met any yet LMAO
limber knotBOT
that's because you can't appreciate quality shitposting
void void
magma has a degree in linguistics and i think another subject too dont you, you nerd
limber knotBOT
yeah I do but and the other thing is in doing ur mom
some would say I'm a cunning linguist
void void
i rlly dont think u wanna do that
tropic flame
.kill Sponge
limber knotBOT
reaches out and punches right through Sponge's chest.
tropic flame
runs
limber knotBOT
also if you think I'm going to be doing staff jobs for free you are out of your damned mind
void void
sponge: reforms
limber knotBOT
like I got the time for that
fallen oracle
Gotta question. So when you gotta go pee, if you are dressed up and wearing a belt, do you take the time to undo the belt, and unzip, or leave the belt on, and just unzip?
tropic flame
uuuh that's why I don't wear jeans
limber knotBOT
if you can't undo your belt faster than you can unzip your pants you need a better belt
fallen oracle
Thank you, that's what I do. Someone told me you gotta undo the belt.
limber knotBOT
or you need to take your arthritis medication
void void
who told you that
tropic flame
yes I'm really saying I use tracksuit pants on my daily life, I'm on high school anyway
I'm not getting paid
tracksuit pants ftw
void void
i need to go bully them
fallen oracle
Someone in my class, lol.
limber knotBOT
undoing your belt is better
void void
well let them know that they deserve a bully session
fallen oracle
Will do.
tropic flame
tbh I'm a practical person, and belts are not practical
limber knotBOT
they are if your pants keep dropping down
limber knotBOT
tmbm parece q n vais a sitio nenhum
tropic flame
lmao
limber knotBOT
ficas em casa com uma mao dentro das calcas e a outra na pizza
tropic flame
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fallen oracle
I've had to start wearing belts again cause I've lost weight.
tropic flame
nunca espanquei o macaco enquanto comia pizza mas parece-me uma boa ideia
anyway yeah I'm a practical person
limber knotBOT
entao ainda n viveste amigo
tropic flame
belts are not practical for me
neither are shoelaces, like for real velcro is a thing in 2019 and yet shoelaces are the norm
w h y
fallen oracle
Ahh yes, the aglets.
void void
aglets are the little thingy at the end of your shoelace
fallen oracle
Pines and Derb taught me about aglets.
limber knotBOT
you can buy that shit online if you look for it for a couple of seconds
.g velcro shoes for men who have tiny baby brains
tropic flame
(mfw I gotta say two size scales because a part of the world who thinks they're more important uses a more retarded scale)
limber knotBOT
(^-^) https://www.parents.com/toddlers-preschoolers/development/intellectual/how-toddlers-think/ -- How Toddlers Really Think: Understanding and Reasoning 101: "But you can't blame them -- that's just the way their brains are wired. ... choosing slip-on clothes (no buttons, snaps, or zippers) and..."
wait 43?
do you also have little baby feet?
tropic flame
quรช, tu calรงas 50 รฉ?
limber knotBOT
48 like a fucking chad should
tropic flame
You know what they say about guys with big shoes, instability and self-esteem issues
void void
i said "you know what they say about big feet"
and she goes "yes" like, seductively
and i said "big socks."
and she just starts laughing her ass off
then i got laid
limber knotBOT
ok stop looking at it or start paying me
tropic flame
magma are you saying you got a foot fetish then
limber knotBOT
I am not saying that I don't have a big foot fetish
limber knotBOT
no, see, you misunderstand
fallen oracle
I fucking hate Isabella from phinnis n ferd. That little bitch is so nosy and she always barges on in askin โHi phinnis, watchyaaa doooooin?โ Like bitch leav phinnis alone he is building shit ๐ผ fo the block to hop over๐ค.
limber knotBOT
big foot
tropic flame
I wish I was a Neanderthal tbh
because I'd be dead by now
aight shitty joke sry
limber knotBOT
you'd be twice as sexy and half as stupid
tropic flame
yeah I think dead people are sexy too thx /s
limber knotBOT
are you kink shaming again
tropic flame
do you have a necrophilia fetish, magma
fallen oracle
My kink is kink shaming.
limber knotBOT
I've never not said that I didn't not have a fetish for the non-living undead
fallen oracle
18% battery left, oof.
limber knotBOT
clearly you're spending it wisely if you're just reading my top notch banter
tropic flame
Angola รฉ nossa
limber knotBOT
eles podem guarda-la
limber knotBOT
you're dead wrong
tropic flame
inb4 he's from margem sul
limber knotBOT
I wouldn't spit on lisbon if it was on fire
limber knotBOT
how can one man be so consistently wrong when objectively there's not even that many places you can be from when you're from portugal
limber knotBOT
no
tropic flame
รvora
limber knotBOT
no
tropic flame
Algarve
tropic flame
Funchal?
tropic flame
Coimbra
limber knotBOT
yep
tropic flame
beautiful
limber knotBOT
I know I am
limber knotBOT
try microwaving it
limber knotBOT
yeah it would
if you set it to popcorn and leave it in for 420 minutes it should bring you back up to 69%
limber knotBOT
it does have the downside of only playing this ringtone afterwards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uKptJZctJA
(^-^) Crazy Frog - Popcorn - length 2m 46s - 15,732 likes, 2,447 dislikes (86.5%) - 12,053,875 views - bermudex on 2009.08.27
fallen oracle
I'm okay with that.
limber knotBOT
I think we're all more than okay with that
if anything it'd be an objective improvement for everyone's life
s/life/lives
Correction, <^-^> if anything it'd be an objective improvement for everyone's lives
fallen oracle
Lol.
limber knotBOT
Reminder for DiscordBot: @fuzen you asked for a reminder 15days ago
fallen oracle
Lol
tropic flame
Twitter
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) @kingushbal (USHMEISTER๐น): girls talk about makeup like it's a damn weapon, "what eyeshadow is that?" oh its the Mac 34XZ15 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor (19 hours and 7 minutes ago)
fallen oracle
Yeah and just to look at it, it costs $999.
limber knotBOT
tbf have you seen graphics cards
Mac 3XZ15 pro supreme sort of sounds like a gaming motherboard's name
fallen oracle
Looks like Ima make it with 8% left.
heady spear
I'm so glad for u
Don't know why
But good luck stranger
Good luck all of you. Have a great whatever time it is for you
fallen oracle
Lol
heady spear
I'm high I think that explains it lol
limber knotBOT
you may be high but you can't ever be higher than our lord and savior jesus christ, praised be His name
can I get an AMEN brothers!?
stone elm
finite wave
No
vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
alright well see you lot in hell then
vestal jasper
cya
limber knotBOT
first time chatting in the irc
tame pendant
hmm cool
lilac coyote
native plank
near field
austere ivy
i'm 5
void void
you stole that from tumblr you halfbreed
austere ivy
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stiff yarrow
Brian
austere ivy
Hey it's just copypasta.
stiff yarrow
consider this a warning 
void void
finite wave
Brian wtf
finite wave
Whatโs wrong with you
void void
do you ever think before you press the enter key
austere ivy
when I was typing out that tumblr cancer I just shut my brain off temporarily
so not for that one
finite wave
@stiff yarrow Thatโs not pg
austere ivy
What?
void void
If you typed it manually, then it's not copypasta is it
austere ivy
How's that not pg
finite wave
Nossr deserves 2 warnings
void void
You're just a degenerate at that point
finite wave
For sexual content
austere ivy
what
finite wave
stiff yarrow
Imagine a world where you take Jan seriously
finite wave
@stiff yarrow nub
austere ivy
Alright I'm going back to centering text adventures, see you.
junior thorn
woven otter
yeah I realized it was not related to paper but there is no generic help channel
sorry about that
and there are no other warnings
void void
This complaint from Grief Prevention doesn't adds up. As I thought they were lying about the disk space free but nope there is ACTUALLY enough disk space to go about. https://paste.gg/p/anonymous/1a503e1add144ed9abd1e0fcd49e8e39
~2/3 at the ready so why is Grief Prevention freaking out about files all of sudden?
It basically keep on spamming "[K[13:28:10 INFO]: [GriefPrevention] Failed to load PlayerData for db80eec6-472b-49a3-ac19-9f601d1a942a. This usually occurs when your server runs out of storage space, causing any file saves to corrupt. Fix or delete the file in GriefPrevetionData/PlayerData/db80eec6-472b-49a3-ac19-9f601d1a942a >" and it won't go away.
woven otter
also I guess I would like to suggest a channel for general dev help
void void
have you...i dunno...
looked at the file to see whats wrong
I don't even think you can read those files even..
as Linux will just error out if it anything like the player.dat ones.
its trying to format a number but is getting a blank string, i dont know why
I see, is there anything I can do, or should I just flush the data completely and start the server from a clean slate?
Because this was the backup copy.
I don't know enough bout GP to give a recommendation
sorry
I gotcha. Well I can always flush everything and see if it goes away while I see if anyone here/on Spigot knows if I got options.
woven otter
ecat: don't want to ping you. It started when I renamed one .html file to .php so it probably has something to do with that
void void
This is very weird Filezilla client is not even showing all of my configs and such. Is the SSD that I am on a piece of brick or something?
Eg some plugin folders have them while don't.
Yea I am going to guess something isn't right with them at all. Since I unzipped the SAME exact data on my PC and nothing is ghosting therel.
Alright so which term applies since they say two different refund policies in the same ToS
"The provider provides a 48 hours money back guarantee. Payments made through Paysafecard are NON-REFUNDABLE."
"The provider provides a full 7 day money back guarantee, if the services is found to be at fault, not included is โEarly Accessโ third-party game server software."
One right after the other without differentiation services.
tropic flame
when the couple fights, but they are both my friends
void void
Does it means the first 48 hours I can ask for a refund then after that if it there fault or what??
Or is it "whatever we want' since it's so conflicting?
halcyon river
fallen oracle
Smh.
limber knotBOT
howdy
halcyon river
u can call me tater @sturdy fulcrum
sturdy fulcrum
Thanks tater
halcyon river
sure pal
worn ember
klugemonkey: Could not pass event TabCompleteEvent to AuctionHouse v1.7.0-b1 java.lang.UnsupportedOperationException: null
fallen oracle
I'd suggest contacting the author of AuctionHouse.
sturdy fulcrum
Tbh you should change your name to peeled tater
limber knotBOT
I am the Author
sturdy fulcrum
Fix it
golden gust
You're calling clear on an immutable list
(You'll wanna throw an instanceof in there)
limber knotBOT
ah, so can't get the event.completions() then clear it.
worn ember
ugh that makes me relive my class where my teacher would constantly shout
"strings are immutable"
limber knotBOT
event.getCompletions() that is
golden gust
afaik you could replace the completion list
limber knotBOT
ok, just make a new List<String> then.
sometimes the obvious is right under your nose.
sturdy fulcrum
Fix bro
limber knotBOT
done
thx
How much improvement in performance is there with newer versions of Paper over Spigot?
sturdy fulcrum
Not much regarding latest
fallen oracle
Server Loads > Server doesn't load
sturdy fulcrum
Blame the Minecraft team
fallen oracle
Blame clip
limber knotBOT
lol
limber knotBOT
no, I know latest cpu usage is really bad on linux on certain CPUs
just wondering if Paper helps
fallen oracle
I don't think Spigot has the fixes for chunk saving yet.
Saw someone earlier saying 20TPS with 50 players online 1.14.2
limber knotBOT
50 players at 20TPS, thats good, but what kind of CPU(s), memory and OS?
fallen oracle
Probably better than people who can't handle that.
spring imp
limber knotBOT
yeh, my 4 core vm, has around 162% cpu usage with no users on.
sturdy fulcrum
Welcome @spring imp
spring imp
thx ๐
limber knotBOT
no thats less than 2 cores