can I ping wiz asking for feet pic?
#general
heady spear
limber knotBOT
it's for the greater good
tropic flame
post-partum abortion
heady spear
is that urgent enough?
austere ivy
yes, 100%
void void
You're gonna have to arrest all of the Philippines Brian
pulsar wigeon
fuck you too
void void
this is a national delicacy
austere ivy
it's also a national emergency
void void
heh
heady spear
wiz wants to fuck me
tropic flame
oh y e s
limber knotBOT
yeah because the philippines is doing so well
austere ivy
CoNtEmpOrY eUrOpE
like what even is europe is that a mdae up word
that's not very american of you
void void
what
pulsar wigeon
isn't PH where the president tells people to kill druggies
or am i mixing it up with something elset here
heady spear
Kill all the druggies!!!
void void
yes, the president is an issue there
heady spear
I agree!!!!
pulsar wigeon
yea
tropic flame
ph = philippines, right?
pulsar wigeon
yea
void void
and he doesnt tell them to, he literally does
heady spear
If you smooke weeds then u get shot
heady spear
I had a ph boyfriend that tried to rape me in a library once
I didn't like him after that
tropic flame
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
void void
well i dont blame u
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
.g philippines leader helicopter throw
(^-^) https://www.reuters.com/article/us-philippines-duterte-helicopter/philippine-leader-says-once-threw-man-from-helicopter-would-do-it-again-idUSKBN14I0DH -- Philippine leader says once threw man from helicopter,...: "Dec 28, 2016 ... Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has threatened corrupt government officials with the prospect of being thrown out of a..."
acoustic pilot
should've raped him back to assert your dominance over him
austere ivy
void void
Duterte is insane let's be real
tropic flame
change.com petition to rename kurt cobain to kurt cocaine
void void
But the country itself? Paradise
limber knotBOT
it's a new sport
heady spear
otherwise I would have, solid plan.
void void
The people? The nicest
tropic flame
runs
limber knotBOT
throw people off helicopters
limber knotBOT
I'm sure I'll be able to enjoy it on the way down simple
austere ivy
Whenever some trashy person tries to rape me, I just rape them instead 
limber knotBOT
I think we all would
limber knotBOT
that quote came a bit too late
austere ivy
(temporarily until I get the paper itch again)
austere ivy
no it's not 
pulsar wigeon
if i didn't have a girlfriend and a family i'd probably go on a helicopter ride with you city
heady spear
Also, I would probably make out with clip just to try it
austere ivy
aww thanks wiz <3
pulsar wigeon
wouldn't want them to find me in prison after i throw you out the helicopter first :^)
heady spear
Like, if clip was in the same room as me and was like, up for it, then depending on the mood
I would probably be willing to try
don't tell clip tho, don't want things to get awkward between us
austere ivy
&clip
tropic flame
if wiz had a helicopter they'd kill everyone who pings them
austere ivy
soft-pinging clip
acoustic pilot
He seems like he's down for anything
pulsar wigeon
i sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter
vestal jasper
killing would be too painless for his burning hatred for pings
austere ivy
He's also married I think
void void
hey brian do you wanna try Lechon
austere ivy
gross, but what's Lechon
pulsar wigeon
clip is hard at work guys
heady spear
Ok but what if his wife could watch?
austere ivy
how about you eat Chicharron
tropic flame
idk why but I imagine brian as a dog
void void
I have, many times
void void
yes
pulsar wigeon
it's just a pig?
void void
Yea haha
heady spear
Brian is like a neckbeard, but also 5
pulsar wigeon
spitroast pig
void void
Lechon = spitroasted, most commonly a spitroasted pig
austere ivy
pulsar wigeon
you're just saying lechon to make it sound fancy
void void
but it can lechon manok which is a spitroasted chicken
void void
Lechon is the Filipino word ya dum
pulsar wigeon
fucking multilingual people smh
heady spear
I am vegan and I take offense to all of this
pulsar wigeon
yea but we're obviously speaking english
austere ivy
wizjany es un pu-- uhh nevermind
pulsar wigeon
you could have said "you want to try spitroasted pig"
heady spear
In Sweden you'd be in prison for offending a homosexual by now
austere ivy
annoying dog theme plays
pulsar wigeon
but you had to say "you want to try lechon"
tropic flame
it's sad how most british and american people never get to speak a second language
because they just get born speaking movie language already
heady spear
Yeah fuck those dumb Americans
tropic flame
ikr?
austere ivy
tropic flame
they never get to know the wonders of portuguese
austere ivy
that's a gif
heady spear
If you don't speak at least two languages you don't deserve to speak at all
limber knotBOT
if you don't speak at least four languages stfu
heady spear
You are kinda off-brand spanish tho
austere ivy
Wait you live in the phillipinos?
tropic flame
no, not at all
pulsar wigeon
i speak at least a handful of words in like 10 languages, does that count
only really fluent in 2 tho :<
limber knotBOT
no
heady spear
I speak Swedish, Norwegian, English and uh, understand Danish. Does that count? 😦
tropic flame
like, the roots are similar, but then the languages just branched
austere ivy
@void void
limber knotBOT
no
pulsar wigeon
my motivation to learn languages is a rollercoaster
heady spear
What how does that not count
tropic flame
there was a "gallician-portuguese" at some point but then it branched
void void
No not right now Brian but I spend a lot of time there
pulsar wigeon
you mean your crackhead cousins?
heady spear
Portugal = lidl generic brand spain
austere ivy
they're not crackheads
limber knotBOT
hey weeb
austere ivy
they're just cocaine addicts
pulsar wigeon
sorry, cocaine addicts
limber knotBOT
how about you go fuck yourself buddy
tropic flame
"lidl" I wonder how many people will get that reference here
void void
heady spear
You know that weird lidl cheese that isn't real cheese? but they say it's cheese
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
hey wiz how about you go join weeb
pulsar wigeon
spain has like 6 different major languages
tropic flame
I never ate cheese from lidl tbh
austere ivy
@heady spear that's not lidl
heady spear
you are lidl fake cheese lol
pulsar wigeon
portuguese just shot off early enough
austere ivy
you're lidl fake cheese
pulsar wigeon
that it got to be it's "own"
austere ivy
your FACE is lidl fake cheese 
limber knotBOT
it's a different country
heady spear
portugal is just a spanish suburb
pulsar wigeon
yea, that's what i'm saying
limber knotBOT
and has been a different country for over 1000 years
pulsar wigeon
portugal shot off early enough
heady spear
with a slightly different accent lol
tropic flame
I don't know if you guys know but there's a cookies brand called Filipinos
austere ivy
simple where do you live
void void
lul
tropic flame
and it's especially popular here
void void
Why Brian
heady spear
like we kind of pretend that you're actually real
limber knotBOT
hey brian how about you go swim to portugal
austere ivy
just tell me
void void
California and Philippines, cali right now
heady spear
no one asked
void void
what colombia
pulsar wigeon
you mean columbia :^)
void void
you're on a business trip though dont you?
austere ivy
I wish Google Maps would go back to a flat layout, they're pushing a globehead agenda from big pharma
void void
not "living"
void void
like, permanent residence?
austere ivy
DIALING COLOMBIAN MAFIA RIGHT NOW
pulsar wigeon
you're literally just part of america's capital
heady spear
brian, like the US state that isn't really a state?
pulsar wigeon
:^)
heady spear
like where the president lives?
limber knotBOT
hey guys before I leave I just want to share a big fuck you to everyone from everyone here over at portugal
get educated
tropic flame
ikr
austere ivy
CALLING PABLO ESCOBAR'S GHOST TO HAUNT YOU RN
limber knotBOT
though you might go broke doing that
pulsar wigeon
wait
heady spear
ok bye fake spanish person
pulsar wigeon
do you actually think we're not educated
pulsar wigeon
i can't tell if he's serious or not
austere ivy
beep boop weep woop yes this is Brian I would colombian mafia to get wiz*
void void
magma is never serious
pulsar wigeon
o k
acoustic pilot
portugal? isn't that like a spanish colony or somethin?
void void
he's probably going to go walk to his kitchen and drink milk right out of the carton like a fucking pleb right now
heady spear
Can't be too serious if you actually try to argue that Portugal is a country lmao
limber knotBOT
I know simple is a degenerate
pulsar wigeon
drinking milk out of the carton wtf
limber knotBOT
I know weeb probably thinks he can swim to portugal on a good day
pulsar wigeon
drink it out of a bag like a real upstanding member of society
austere ivy
pulsar wigeon
you scum
austere ivy
city you're dum
austere ivy
it's obviously a mini universe
heady spear
Portugal is where all Swedish insta hoes go for a cheap tan
austere ivy
Bagged milk, after living in it for 6 months, is gross.
limber knotBOT
What is going on here ?
fallen oracle
Bagged milk? The hell?
limber knotBOT
someone sounds jealous weeb
void void
lol
austere ivy
living WITH it
acoustic pilot
why are you living in the bag?
limber knotBOT
I'll take your swedish insta hoes any day
tropic flame
sweden? I'm sorry, everything more north than germany for me is denmark
limber knotBOT
all of 'em
tropic flame
what's sweden?
austere ivy
HUGE waste of plastic. Here they're like "oH NO WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU STRAWS" yet they're fine with wasting huge bags of PLASTIC.
heady spear
nah I go to Gran Canaria like a sophisticated Swede :))
austere ivy
Then you have to get ANOTHER bowl or container to put the bag in so it doesn't spill everywhere
AND THEN IT STILL SPILLS
LIKE WHAT THE HEK
void void
you're doing it wrong
heady spear
unlike fake spain we have actually accomplished something
austere ivy
then come here AND DO IT
limber knotBOT
milk bags are tard shit
void void
not the entire fuckin bag
limber knotBOT
peace
fallen oracle
GET IN THE BAG
void void
lol
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
I feel bad for canada
heady spear
Guys, wild concept, but just keep a fucking cow in your living room like the rest of us
tropic flame
unpopular opinion: straws are actually useful, people pushing for its disappearance are retarded as hell because they don't even suggest a replacement
fallen oracle
So when robberies happen there, do they go in saying "PUT THE MILK IN THE BAG"?
limber knotBOT
someone tricked them with a really mean-spirited joke when they said milk should be in bags
austere ivy
HOWEVER
heady spear
Also, last time I went to Spain they only had powdered milk. No bagged milk, no milk cartons. It was bad.
fallen oracle
Even if I could rob someone, I couldn't yell "GIVE ME YOUR BAGGED MILK" with a straight face.
heady spear
I only rob old ladies
austere ivy
So, you?
heady spear
I pretend to hold a gun but really I am just holding a pile of horse shit
tropic flame
"GIVE ME YOUR BAGGED MILK" proceeds to unzip pants
heady spear
gets them every time
void void
Depends on the market you go to in PH anyway....they have powdered milk, sure. But if you walk down the street to the slightly more posh market, you can get a carton.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
heady spear
I wanna go somewhere where I can feel like a rich European
void void
well, that's certainly not europe
heady spear
Like, if I go to Norway I'll just be relatively poor and it sucks
austere ivy
come to colombian mafia
you have money?
we treat you good
free cocaine also you get a free room 100 feet below the city
permanent residence
pulsar wigeon
by "treat you good" you mean take you out back and bang
tropic flame
lmao does norway have drug trafficking? what do they actually traffic? codfish-based drugs?
imagine cocaine made of codfish
heady spear
norwegians cross the border and shop at our grocery stores
austere ivy
that is treat you good, wiz
tropic flame
codfish weed
void void
You can have a pretty good time in PH with $50K USD. I believe at the current rate, that makes you a millionaire there.
Kek.
oh
heady spear
they also attend our free universities for free because they are free and they can live for cheaper than they would in Norway
tropic flame
let's add codfish swords in 1.16
acoustic pilot
any rich country with drug prohibition will have a strong black market
void void
2.6 million
heady spear
but Norway also has free universities
pulsar wigeon
so many third world countries kek
heady spear
Drugs in Norway are really expensive, that's true.
Swedish drugs are also kinda expensive
that's why you buy them in Estonia/Latvia :)))
heady spear
Or Lithuania, no idea about their prices tho
acoustic pilot
norway has $15k/yr more GDP per capita than the US
austere ivy
did you read my nickname
everything is to be assumed with /s unless I'm being serious
tropic flame
I have a theory, basically humanity appeared in Alabama and the further we travelled from Alabama, the smarter we got
that's why Alabama people are retarded
austere ivy
we should voicechat then sarcasm comes across better
tropic flame
exactly, City
void void
for brian, /s means serious. Everything else is implied sarcasm.
austere ivy
^ BOOM
tropic flame
americans are all dumb because they're near alabama
austere ivy
LOGIC
pulsar wigeon
good thing i'm not american, dodged a bullet there :^)
heady spear
Nah, but you're still dumb
solemn leaf
Join the club
heady spear
wiz is like dumb dumb
void void
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Some Americans are ignorant and proud (S2E13) What’s your favorite novel? - length 11m 26s - 428 likes, 25 dislikes (94.5%) - 28,648 views - myworldisgettingdumber on 2019.05.23
austere ivy
:)^:(:
heady spear
like stupid dumb
tropic flame
if everything is implied sarcasm, can we ping people for the sake of sarcasm? /s
heady spear
@tropic flame no /s
tropic flame
@heady spear oh I'm sorry then /s
heady spear
@tropic flame it's all good! /s
void void
what have i done /s
acoustic pilot
was it jimmy kimmel who often did the street interviews with every day americans asking them basic questions and getting the most retarded replies? we really are dumb 😦
tropic flame
@heady spear oh, thank you for your forgiveance towards my person /s
heady spear
Ye, like "Where is Africa" and they're like "oh idk that country oink points at Canada is this it???"
void void
yeah, when i watch these and hear the answers im like WTF....
heady spear
It's well established that Americans are all brain dead
tropic flame
where is wyoming
void void
they have got to get some right answers here and there and just edit them out so they can show all the dumbasses
i can't believe that many people would be so rarted
heady spear
I think any non-American would know more about American geography, than your average American knows about non-American geography
and that's sad.
void void
Lol
solemn leaf
I hate to interrupt this with a change of subject but is there a channel best suited for asking about plugin recommendations?
void void
This one
heady spear
Also every person on tinder, if I don't reply for a year then repeatedly sending me "Hi!! HOW R U" won't get me to respond. Thanks.
solemn leaf
I see. I think I'll hold off for now then.
void void
We shitpost in here all day long, but that doesnt mean dont ask
acoustic pilot
#paper-help is also an appropriate channel for general paper help, which can include plugin stuffs
void void
We only bite most of the time
heady spear
I only bite if ur hot
acoustic pilot
Buttflex
heady spear
It's not sexual harassment because I'm a dude
void void
solemn leaf
I'm actually Australian. So not from muricah
tropic flame
I'm sorry did you just sneeze? that's rape
heady spear
Do you doubt my dudeness or my non-sexual-harasseness?
tropic flame
australia is like wyoming
void void
- lost war to birds
- lost PM, and had no idea for like 40 years or something
tropic flame
Australia is a fart from the pacific ocean
heady spear
Ok Australia is bad but Swedish people dance around a green leaf dick once a year pretending to be frogs
ancient bolt
New Zealand is an attempt by the government at hiding aliens
pulsar wigeon
something something lost to emus
heady spear
but we do it to celebrate summer solstice so it's cool
tropic flame
starts thinking if australia is actually in the pacific ocean, and hopes that i'm right
heady spear
Omg omg it's almost midsummer guys!!!!! Can't wait for night to not be a thing
pulsar wigeon
it's actually in the oceanic ocean
austere ivy
.wa 1+ 4
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: 5 - https://is.gd/JqnwJN
austere ivy
huh
ancient bolt
It's actually in the Earth ocean
heady spear
Socialism!
pulsar wigeon
DW shitposting? what has the world come to
austere ivy
.wa let x be 4, 254x
pulsar wigeon
thought we were about to be told off
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) No results.
heady spear
My ocean is your ocean is our ocean 😃
austere ivy
k
ancient bolt
There really is only one ocean
tropic flame
is Australia a continent? I mean, for us portuguese people Australia is the country and the continent is called "Oceânia"
ancient bolt
Is not an ocean
heady spear
My ocean is better than yours because mine has brackish water and all fish are gone
pulsar wigeon
🎣
tropic flame
was slavery abolished in the black sea?
tropic flame
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
heady spear
that's sex
pulsar wigeon
of course when city hears "whip" he thinks of sex
heady spear
Yes
pulsar wigeon
tells you a lot about a person
heady spear
50 shades of grey is my culture
acoustic pilot
what else you gonna use a whip for
void void
slaves
pulsar wigeon
you mean poorly structured consent?
heady spear
I can be ur slave
void void
whips @tropic flame again
acoustic pilot
tells you a lot about a person
pulsar wigeon
weren't you just talking about almost getting raped when you were 14
acoustic pilot
when you'd rather use a whip for slaves than sex 😦
ancient bolt
The defining characteristic of an ocean is that it needs to be thiccc
tropic flame
@void void that tickles
pulsar wigeon
which the black sea obviously is dw, since it has a high salinity
void void
i have a sex whip and a slave whip
heady spear
if you sign a contract it's consensual
pulsar wigeon
more salt = higher density = thiccc
acoustic pilot
oh ok that's better then
void void
heady spear
You can deny sex once and still have a kink 😐
you sound like those bible freaks
they had sex once so now they're free real estate
pulsar wigeon
all i'm saying is that a slave being unable to deny sex due to the power structure doesn't equal consent
heady spear
but he's hot so does it really matter??
pulsar wigeon
so make sure you get consent before you enslave them
tropic flame
lol wat
heady spear
I would be your slave fyi
heady spear
but I don't do laundry
pulsar wigeon
wash my dishes
heady spear
dishes can be ok
acoustic pilot
get a dishwasher
heady spear
can I wear gloves?
pulsar wigeon
honestly my sink rn is terrible
void void
slave whip to get them into the bedroom, sex whip once they're there
pulsar wigeon
i'm like
void void
duhhhhh
heady spear
why not both at the same time?
pulsar wigeon
idk it's been a long week so i didn't get around to doing my dishes
heady spear
disrespect me daddy
pulsar wigeon
so it's piling up
void void
great idea
pulsar wigeon
i really need to do something about that
void void
^
heady spear
I kinda need to do my dishes too but I like not doing them more than I like doing them
void void
byte that reminds me
heady spear
That's what I do with clothes. Instead of buying new ones I just throw the old ones away
instead of washing them*
what
void void
I watched a video the other day of what rich people buy that poor people have no idea about
Boutique hotels
heady spear
I need drugs I am high
void void
They learn what items you bring to the room, and then fucking buy it every time you stay there
You check in, go out for food, come back and the room is stocked
-.-
heady spear
oh that is sexy
tropic flame
it's weird that in portuguese high and tall are the same word
but saying I'm high in english means another different thing
acoustic pilot
anything? such as
heady spear
in swedish there are different words for it :p But you use them differently than in English
acoustic pilot
what
tropic flame
but saying "I'm high/tall" in portuguese is just normal
void void
whatever you bring, obviously has to be legal
clothes, food, etc
they learn from your first stay
solemn leaf
Okay. I tried to follow this chat. But now I'm just confused as hell.
tropic flame
and then stuff like, in english "large" is the same as "big" while in portuguese "largo" means "wide"
acoustic pilot
what're they gonna go to fashion nova and buy you some clothes? lol
heady spear
"jag är hög" = I am high
"jag är lång" = I am tall
"den är lång" = your peepee
acoustic pilot
_>
heady spear
y'all ever done that thing where they tie you to a board and you hang there upside down while they tickle your feet and poor hot wax on your nipples?
tropic flame
no, have no gf to try that
heady spear
Planning my next family vacation
heady spear
ye so I was called daddy once and I didn't like it, but like, I couldn't imagine calling someone daddy either
so I have no idea how to relationship anymore
how can there be a relationship without a daddy?
tropic flame
Ceiling cat is typing the Bible...
solemn leaf
Wellp. Seeing as this is the channel for it. I'm looking for a viable replacement plugin. My server used to use commandbook by the enginehub crew / sk89q, but that's way out of date now and no longer supported. I'm looking for a general jack of all trades server management plugin, kinda like what essentials used to be. I'm looking for basic teleport functions, player homes, and maybe a disciplinary command like /slap. Does anyone have any ideas?
heady spear
your first mistake was using anything by the enginehub crew
austere ivy
¿
pulsar wigeon
"disciplinary command like /slap"
austere ivy
CMI or EssentialsX.
heady spear
wiz stop advertising your dumb plugin in here
solemn leaf
Yes wiz, because I find kicking people to be too much. But I like the rocket suggestion.
heady spear
work on FAWE or something
acoustic pilot
wiz is like main fawe dev now right? that's wut i heard from city
heady spear
he is!
tropic flame
Skript
ancient bolt
All plugins are dumb
austere ivy
Wiz why do you like CmdBk?
solemn leaf
Didn't know it was a thing? Did someone fork the essentials project when I wasn't looking?
ancient bolt
Just play vanilla you cowards
austere ivy
I wanted to like cmdbk, but it's no longer supported :(
heady spear
if you surpass 30 message in the fawe-developer-chat you take over as lead.
solemn leaf
I really want commandbook to be supported again.
pulsar wigeon
when the whole fiasco happened
well, update it :^)
someone actually
started in a PR
acoustic pilot
at that point Essentials wasn't getting updated because they were vehemently against Spigot lol
pulsar wigeon
unsure how functional it is tho
austere ivy
wiz can I try to update Cmdbk?
solemn leaf
I was under the impression that essentials died in the bukkitpocalypse
austere ivy
if I update cmdbk to 1.14 can I get a star
heady spear
people report dumb commandbook related stuff in my discord all the time
acoustic pilot
The Essentials team didn't accept Spigot as the successor
ancient bolt
Essentials is dumb cause it's anything but essential amirite
pulsar wigeon
as in, it got forked and a new team took over
heady spear
it must suck
pulsar wigeon
solemn leaf
Hmm. I'll look into it then. Also what's this CMI plugin that got mentioned once or twice?
pulsar wigeon
you can get a prize of like
void void
.g CMI site:spigotmc.org
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/cmi-270-commands-insane-kits-portals-essentials-economy-mysql-sqlite-much-more.3742/ -- CMI - 270+ Commands/Insane Kits/Portals/Essentials/Economy...: "For geo location you will need to have THIS file in CMI folder. In case you want to see players city, use THIS file. Optionally you can enable auto..."
pulsar wigeon
being brian
austere ivy
what's a like
heady spear
guys I have failed my mission to create a wholesome Christian server 😦
solemn leaf
That's not 999. Fuck that's disappointing as fuck.
pulsar wigeon
that's not this server lol
ancient bolt
Nah that's not this server
ancient bolt
This server has over 9000
heady spear
fixed
ancient bolt
Literally
solemn leaf
Much better.
pulsar wigeon
CAUGHT RED HANDED
heady spear
omg imagine having secret channels
austere ivy
what??
pulsar wigeon
orgy
heady spear
I have a secret channel where we trashtalk worldedit constantly but all the paper people are in there so it's fine
it's kinda public that way
ancient bolt
You think we only have 1 private channel? Hehe...
heady spear
these are 100% dedicated to you
austere ivy
city can you join my server I have a surprise for you
pulsar wigeon
wow i'm so honored
heady spear
I kinda don't talk in there though because IronApollo got really mad when I bullied him
austere ivy
it's a channel dedicated to you and
pulsar wigeon
you spend so much time talking about me
pulsar wigeon
do you have a crush city
heady spear
kinda
austere ivy
it's basically a jail for you
heady spear
from what I've seen you're like really dope and idk, like, I think you're cool and stuff
austere ivy
oh thnx <3
ancient bolt
We really do have lots of private fucks tho
heady spear
so I kinda wanted to blushes uhm
ancient bolt
heady spear
I kind of wanted to ask you if you'd like
idk
blushes more
go out with me? nervous laughter
ancient bolt
Only about 200 tho
pulsar wigeon
EH needs a lot more fucks tbh
heady spear
I can help with that
pulsar wigeon
it's a pretty slow discord i guess
heady spear
I gave u one more wiz
heady spear
😠
pulsar wigeon
:^)
heady spear
I'll report you to daddy Matt if you do
ancient bolt
The only people we talk about kicking here is spotted
void void
Ty
tropic flame
does "no table" mean no one important and as such I can ping you?
pulsar wigeon
it means no table (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ancient bolt
You can ping wiz as much as you like
vestal jasper
city you love me don't treat me like this
pulsar wigeon
fuck you demon
ancient bolt
ur welcome
tropic flame
oh thanks, screenshot that
void void
demonwav is my personal sleep paralysis demon.
austere ivy
I feel so invigorated I feel so ALIVE
tropic flame
wizard jany
pulsar wigeon
tbh what is your type city
heady spear
I like them big, I like them chunky
pulsar wigeon
just in case i ever decide to visit sweden, i need to know if i have to avoid you
are we talking about sexual partners or cookies?
void void
why not both
heady spear
Both.
void void
#stopbigotry
ancient bolt
Sexual cookies
heady spear
what else would I fuck?
pulsar wigeon
ruining perfectly good cookies
tropic flame
Cookieweebstret
pulsar wigeon
eating good fresh warm cookies is honestly better than sex
ancient bolt
Oh is that what that means
void void
im oil-rig-sexual
ancient bolt
I thought it meant you only have sex with bisected frogs
vestal jasper
@heady spear 
void void
😈
vestal jasper
heady spear
but only for the meme
vestal jasper
Aye the feeling is mutual
tropic flame
what about tricycles, city?
vestal jasper
I'm his side bitch
pulsar wigeon
haha no homo right
void void
I can't believe my $5 Tracefone surpassed a life of a stock charger.
heady spear
I am actually really conservative when it comes to sexual intercourse
I don't just do it with anyone
ancient bolt
He's bisexual
vestal jasper
I'm special though city
ancient bolt
Not trisexual
heady spear
Also, we must both be wearing socks
pulsar wigeon
logics is there a reason you're juxtaposing a little girl's tricycle into this conversation
cuz that's uh, a bit weird
vestal jasper
lights on or off
pulsar wigeon
can you at least find a trike that's of age
tropic flame
no wiz, I simply couldn't find a decent toy tricycle
heady spear
Lights on, but post-koitus we must immediately turn it off
vestal jasper
sounds good
tropic flame
... maybe because I used DDG images instead of google images
ancient bolt
@heady spear are you legally allowed to enter Amsterdam?
heady spear
I don't want to see the look of sin on your face
vestal jasper
am I allowed to ring my bell during?
heady spear
uh yes? ._.
vestal jasper
ok good
heady spear
not to you but sure vic
ancient bolt
There's lots of bicycles there...
tropic flame
there you go, wiz, a boys tricycle for you
vestal jasper
heady spear
Oh 😛 I can enter Amsterdam, yes
ancient bolt
Might be dangerous for you
heady spear
I am European so all European bicycles are free real estate
heady spear
If I see a bike I will hump it.
austere ivy
ba dum tss
vestal jasper
Ride me city 
tropic flame
if you ever wanna ask me out, let's have our date riding on these
there's nothing sexier than that vehicle I don't know the name in english
vestal jasper
scooter
heady spear
scooter I think?
pulsar wigeon
scooter
ancient bolt
Scooter?
heady spear
I don't speak foreign so idk
lavish lichen
vestal jasper
it's scooter
ancient bolt
foreign
tropic flame
uhm... isn't scooter like, more robust like a moto but less powerful 😅
tropic flame
ew
heady spear
they are called sparkcyckel in Swedish
tropic flame
in portuguese we have "scooter" and for that vehicle we call "trotinete"
heady spear
directly translated that's kick bike
vestal jasper
English is context dependent so usually you know which kind of scooter in conversation
ancient bolt
Sorta like how the word fuck has so many uses
tropic flame
yeah bicycle that sucks tbh
ancient bolt
"what the scooter"
heady spear
We also call turtles sköldpadda and that means shield toad :)))
pulsar wigeon
"catch a riiiide"
ancient bolt
Etc
tropic flame
I totally wouldn't say in english that I wanna have a date riding scooters
void void
that fucking fucker fucked the whole fucking operation!
vestal jasper
"You gonna ride your scooter?" usually both parties know beforehand which kind
heady spear
In Swedish we use fan like that. Fy fan för den illa fan, hoppas fan tar han!
heady spear
that also rhymed lol
vestal jasper
also iirc
"use your scooter" = the image you posted
"ride your scooter" = motorized ones
tropic flame
oh, I see then, Bicycle
wide hazel
KINDA?
austere ivy
what's a hardr
vestal jasper
mfw no blankspace
heady spear
shut up nerd you don't even know how to name your packages lmfao
heady spear
guys vic doesn't know naming conventions
wide hazel
holy
heady spear
so let's bully him until he cries
@sturdy fulcrum look they dislike your ugly code too! It's not just me! hahahahahah bullied 😃
vestal jasper
clip I will literally go through the entire project and fix all of the spacing if you let me
merry talon
I check Instagram to find out my feed is filled with posts from an account that I'm apparently following but have never heard of until now
wut
void void
ppl sell their accounts once they gain followers, buyer renames
usually deletes all posts and then posts their own content
¯_(ツ)_/¯
heady spear
related lol
sturdy fulcrum
stfu
wide hazel
rip city 😛
pulsar wigeon
i mean
vestal jasper
my offer still stands 
pulsar wigeon
if it's something basic like formatting
austere ivy
heady spear
no I was innocent, I complained about ugly WE code and he made a commit changing like one line of it and thought I complained about him but really I was a dick towards some WE person so it was okay
ancient bolt
Omg I have an idea for a mc plugin
sturdy fulcrum
i use google codestyle
wide hazel
@sturdy fulcrum honestly I was just trying to get PAPI support in the bungee module of my plugin and realized it still takes Player and OfflinePlayer
so rip
vestal jasper
that's not a codestyle that's lazy code golf
pulsar wigeon
does google say 2 space intends and no blank lines in between?
ancient bolt
Will build asap
pulsar wigeon
also city i want context on that
austere ivy
demon what is it!?
heady spear
did google also say to unchristianize the code by adding daddy to it? 😠
pulsar wigeon
but at least we use proper intendation
austere ivy
Daddy isn't unchristianize?
merry talon
mfw brian
austere ivy
what?
merry talon
writing a plugin
austere ivy
eeexcuse you
heady spear
it wasn't anything significant, it was just three if statements that could have been joined using the union operator 😛
vestal jasper
I literally spent 3 entire days contributing to a plugin just to fix spacing / formatting
austere ivy
I in fact am the developer of a highly prestigious plugin
merry talon
what is that like 5 lines
sturdy fulcrum
if u want to format everything then submit a pr. I mean its OSS...
pulsar wigeon
brian did you ever fix your config
austere ivy
heady spear
Or well, using de morgan's you could have made a single if statement with one unions and one intersection, had you wanted to.
vestal jasper
Main.java 
heady spear
Vic plz fix PlotSquared
pulsar wigeon
let the compiler simplify
vestal jasper
also brb few days I guess
austere ivy
Main.java or NoBedExplosions.java
pulsar wigeon
that said idk without context
austere ivy
for how small it was, it didn't really matter
austere ivy
see above ._.
merry talon
it does matter
merry talon
Regardless of size
austere ivy
For how small it was it really didn't matter, naming it the name of your plugin matters if you're going to be tossing it around
How so?
sturdy fulcrum
im glad my code isn't up to your standards.... I live by my own and if u don't like it eat a sausage
heady spear
merry talon
your plugin isnt the main class in the jvm
you shouldn't name it main
that's in cb
heady spear
But can I eat your sausage?
merry talon
..right
austere ivy
I see your point.
merry talon
Read what I said
sturdy fulcrum
sure but its raw
austere ivy
I name my stuff the name of the plugin now but I'm not releasing 1.0.2 just to rename the main class to "NoBedExplosions"
heady spear
I'm fine with that. I ate a raw sausage in Spain once and got really bad food poisoning
vestal jasper
Oh PlaceholderListener is spaced perfectly
heady spear
so it can't be worse than that
merry talon
you can at least commit it
heady spear
Vic, use my christian fork instead :))
austere ivy
You know what? Fine.
heady spear
yes but I have neat code style
sturdy fulcrum
he finalizes everything
austere ivy
Just for you, @merry talon
sturdy fulcrum
thats about it
vestal jasper
Also PRing to PlaceholderAPI is more beneficial than your fork, it affects more people
merry talon
I dont really care
heady spear
😠 Your face is final u cow
austere ivy
_>
merry talon
But it breaking shit will make others care
sturdy fulcrum
at least my face doesnt need changes
sturdy fulcrum
asshole
pulsar wigeon
oh yea that's tomylobo's code
it's definitely for readability
he always adds extra spaces and newlines to make things look more structured
and again, compiler takes care of it all
sturdy fulcrum
maybe i should just make papi3 public so u stfu
heady spear
Yeah, I kinda knew it was there for a reason lol. Joining it wouldn't make any difference, as the bytecode would be the same
but then Iron had a fit about it for no reason
vestal jasper
Wait should I even pr to papi then 
sturdy fulcrum
yes
vestal jasper
ok
heady spear
no don't
austere ivy
Can I pr to papi?
sturdy fulcrum
dont listen to that dick
heady spear
don't help clip get more granny pussy and casherinos
pulsar wigeon
wat
austere ivy
thanks c;
sturdy fulcrum
your fork is dirty anyways
austere ivy
just get a new one
sturdy fulcrum
hasnt been in the sink in months
austere ivy
it's not hard
vestal jasper
also in the same class you have an instance of a line massively exceeding the viewport width but 20 lines above it you break up a line more than average
austere ivy
use some dawn or something splash that in the water boom it's clean
sturdy fulcrum
hes too lazy to do dishes
austere ivy
wow vic's too lazy to do dishes
heady spear
Andre601 didn't mind my fork
austere ivy
stunningly disappointing
heady spear
I watched him use it 😃
sturdy fulcrum
only because u removed daddy and he doesnt have one
heady spear
I'm his daddy now.
vestal jasper
Also curious, why 2 spaces
sturdy fulcrum
its just what i like
vestal jasper
alrighty
sturdy fulcrum
stfu
vestal jasper
heady spear
why not make your plugin work on 1.14
maybe because I don't get loads of money and granny pussy from making plugins??
pulsar wigeon
WE is on 1.14 forge already
heady spear
FAWE can go kiss my ass
sturdy fulcrum
lol papi is free
pulsar wigeon
also what's the joke with clip and granny pussy i'm missing out on
heady spear
I am feeling very attacked right now.
sturdy fulcrum
because i said id bang his granny
heady spear
Clip has a thing for older women and that is fine
pulsar wigeon
o
heady spear
Just like I have a thing for 42 year old men named Jared.
pulsar wigeon
that's rather specific
sturdy fulcrum
the subway guy?
heady spear
We don't judge 😃 This is a no-judge zone.
sturdy fulcrum
hes in prison
heady spear
I am actually seeing this guy but he's better at math than me so I am breaking up with him
sturdy fulcrum
oh u like men
heady spear
sometimes
pulsar wigeon
wow
you'll never find someone for you at that rate city
being better at math than you isn't a high bar
void void
what the fuck is happening in here, i looked away for a short time to watch some fuckin youtube
sturdy fulcrum
city is being shitty
void void
city is always shitty, he's city
pulsar wigeon
can't even figure out that plot^2 = plot*plot
heady spear
I can't complain about engineering math to him and it makes me sad
sturdy fulcrum
hes a tru hater
austere ivy
plot^2 is plot22 right?
heady spear
The whole plot² shit kinda failed when I started allowing you to actually build outside of the 2D grid
sturdy fulcrum
never has anything nice to say about me
pulsar wigeon
wait what
austere ivy
plot^3