general

[upper flicker]

nossr is actually your patron

[austere ivy]

:hyperbolb:

[upper flicker]

guy has too much money

[austere ivy]

Nossr's great, I like him.

He's really nice.

[upper flicker]

no one tell mister pepe

we're coming for him

in the dead of night

when no ones looking

[austere ivy]

Is this the ultimate bait, barty?

https://patreon.com/tehbrian

Oh that's old. Thanks if you like though 👀

Hey, nossr has the reddit flair.

OOH.

That should be the reward!

Patron to me and you get my exclusive subreddit ;D

e x c l u s i v e

Ah yeah, of course.

Barty link your patron.

Does your name start with a J

https://www.patreon.com/Barty/creators

So this isn't you?

Bart, y?

Where'd the y come out of?

Bart?

How can I COPY THAT

Inspect element!???

ADVANCED INSPECT ELEMENT!?!?!

no but how is she doing it

I think she's doing inspect element on all computers, globally.

Hence, advanced inspect element.

Who is she?

I've never heard of her before but..

15 thousand patrons, that means she's most likely getting 25k a month.

Most likely a lot more.

We're talking 150 thousand a month.

I want to see those numbers.

And patreon gets a nice fat 5% of that

Patreon must be getting $$$$$$

or

https://patreon.com/tehb*cough*

huh I think I did

[merry talon]

are you talking about belle

[austere ivy]

Sweepy who do you throw your money at?

[merry talon]

I have no money to throw

[austere ivy]

My parents throw money at the gas, electric, and water companies. And uhh, Culver's.

Culver's is good.

Barty, are you an adult?

Huh, I thought you were a child.

Like no offense.

Like not trying to shade at all.

I'd imagine you 16-19.

Not 20+

[merry talon]

what I've learned from the sims is that someone will just come and take your refrigerator

[cosmic raft]

there's a difference between paying bills (things you need) and paying for things that you don't need

[austere ivy]

Spot on.

I guess it's mainly because of "barty."

I'm only 5 and 1/2, but close enough.

AHEM

↑ /s ↑ /s ↑ /s ↑ /s ↑

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srj8ZMAyatk

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Story Mode Revealed in Super Mario Maker 2! (Nintendo Direct) - length 49s - 515 likes, 13 dislikes (97.5%) - 16,525 views - GameXplain on 2019.05.15

[austere ivy]

Ooh hey, story mode in Super Mario Maker 2!

[merry talon]

9 roomates

that sounds fun

[cosmic raft]

what bill is that

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bVik34nWws

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Black Mirror: Season 5 | Official Trailer | Netflix - length 1m 48s - 100,533 likes, 856 dislikes (99.2%) - 2,354,581 views - Netflix on 2019.05.15

[austere ivy]

https://old.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/bp68dy/hmft_after_i_eat_this_bee_in_front_of_their_hive/

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) HMFT after I eat this bee in front of their hive : holdmyfeedingtube - 50 comments, 862 points - Rc2000123, 3h ago

[austere ivy]

Yikes.

I saw that, kash.

Seems interesting.

They're pushing for 5 seasons which is impressive, after 3 seasons, Netflix has to start handing out big checks because the price grows exponentially with each season.

Which is why most shows get cancelled before season 3.

https://i.redd.it/n442vddrkfy21.gif

I love this video, lol.

It's like showing how much damage he did.

[cosmic raft]

https://www.quora.com/What-was-the-budget-for-Black-Mirror/answer/Cihan-Oklap

[austere ivy]

Sign just appears out of nowhere.

What's your favorite episode, Kash?

Amazing design.

This is definitely on purpose to mask any actual pee.

[cosmic raft]

@austere ivy seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqUopiAYdRg yet?

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) IT CHAPTER TWO - Official Teaser Trailer [HD] - length 2m 56s - 820,930 likes, 13,579 dislikes (98.4%) - 32,633,504 views - Warner Bros. Pictures on 2019.05.09

[austere ivy]

Yeah.

I liked the first..

Like, REALLY liked the first.

[void void]

Is there any way to mute console /list in essentials

[austere ivy]

One of my favorite movies of the year, it reminded me of Stranger Things which I also love.

But part of the charm of the first for me, was the kids.

[void void]

i tried muting it in the config and to no avail

[austere ivy]

The kids were going on this wild adventures and.. they're just kids exploring this world.

Part of the charm of Stranger Things too.

Part of me has a hope that the same amazing team that did IT 1 will make IT 2 just as good.

The other side of me feels like it'll be another Stranger Things Season 2 (which I did not like)

[merry talon]

this is

┌┐ ┌─┐ ┬┌┬┐
├┴┐├─┤ │ │
└─┘┴ ┴ ┴ ┴

[sharp sentinel]

If it follows the book it'll be amazing

I'm a massive Stephen King fan - so I'm hella opinionated on how they do the adaptions 😛

[austere ivy]

I liked IT 1 a lot though. I've never read the books so I have no idea about that, but on the movie side of things, I liked how it was not super frightening or terrifying trying to be demonic almost, but it did have a lot of great scenes and scares.

I feel like I already said everything I feel but yeah, I didn't like ST S2 because it completely ruined everything that STS1 had good.

I'm hopeful.

@merry talon,
no it's

 _  _  _____  ____ 
( \( )(  _  )(_  _)
 )  (  )(_)(   )(  
(_)\_)(_____) (__) 

[merry talon]

ur retarded

[austere ivy]

look again.

Got that fancy ASCII font.

What?

Nah.

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=display&f=X992&t=NOT

[limber knot]

Uptime: 29 days, 8 hours, 57 minutes, 11 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 7202 (7%)
Messages from Discord: 89136 (93%)

[austere ivy]

!stats Brian

!stats @austere ivy

Huh.

[upper flicker]

there are no user specific stats

and its 60s rate limited

because I know you people

[austere ivy]

Let's see how many messages I've sent in Discord:

[static badge]

!stats

mfw rate limited

[austere ivy]

18k messages.

[static badge]

I'll just wait 60 full seconds each time

[upper flicker]

guess Ill have to finally add that id checking

[merry talon]

cafebabe isnt rate limited spot

[upper flicker]

rip

[austere ivy]

However.

[static badge]

I only have 34k

[austere ivy]

1000 of those 2438 results is Barty calling people re***ds

So it's not fair.

2 days ago, roughly.

Bot is definitely broken.

!stats

[limber knot]

Uptime: 29 days, 8 hours, 59 minutes, 30 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 7202 (7%)
Messages from Discord: 89172 (93%)

[upper flicker]

bot isnt broken

[cosmic raft]

do me next brian

[austere ivy]

If stats were true, that means that Aikar and Z7 are the only people who have ever chatted >_>

[upper flicker]

it doesnt maintain state beyond its last restart

[austere ivy]

Oh.

[upper flicker]

there is no data save

[static badge]

ah the age old optional usage

if (optional.isPresent())

[austere ivy]

Wow kashike, you're very silent!

I..

[upper flicker]

bot tracks all messages

[austere ivy]

I have more messages than kashike.

[upper flicker]

stats has no concept of channels

[austere ivy]

[upper flicker]

it wasnt a metric I cared about

[merry talon]

why were optionals made again

[austere ivy]

If I talk more than him how come I'm not project developer yet.

[upper flicker]

null scary

[merry talon]

result != null ...

[static badge]

yeah basically

[austere ivy]

Just paper.

[upper flicker]

tracks all channels its bridged to

[austere ivy]

So just paper.

[static badge]

shit thought this was -dev

[austere ivy]

And paperhelp?

[upper flicker]

#paper, #paper-help, #paper-dev

[austere ivy]

Ah, and paperdev.

[upper flicker]

and the waterfalls

[austere ivy]

Why am I banned on paper :(

[merry talon]

why aren't you banned here

[austere ivy]

Huh.

:(

[upper flicker]

couldve been demon too

[austere ivy]

I forget what I did.

I think I joined #paper when leaf was saying that paper was better or something?

I have really bad memory.

[acoustic pilot]

Must've been all the baiting

[merry talon]

^

[austere ivy]

I don't bait ;c

[cosmic raft]

I banned you to keep you off our sacred chat platform

[austere ivy]

Oh yeah, that's why.

[static badge]

LUL

[merry talon]

can we get a gline

[austere ivy]

Sacred chat platform.

Barty, you're too young for irc.

What are you, 20? 21?

Too young.

So have I.

[limber knot]

178 buffers (0 merged): 150 channels, 19 queries, 5 servers, 1 xfer, 1 relay, 1 fset, 1 core; 1 windows

[merry talon]

webchat

[limber knot]

I use IRC

[merry talon]

doesn't count

[austere ivy]

AndGK, I'm going to cut you off of the blockchain machine learning algorithm funding if you keep saying I'm a baiter.

;D

[void void]

Brain the baiter haha

[austere ivy]

^ cursed messages

[upper flicker]

probably about the time you started using it

[austere ivy]

MIllennials, amirite.

#proudtobeagenz

#PROUDTOBEAGENZ

[upper flicker]

general is literally tumblr with more name calling

congrats

[austere ivy]

I get fortnite and fidget spinners, wait fidget spinners are dead.

[merry talon]

be the change z

allow porn

[austere ivy]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/nealegodfrey/2016/08/28/a-penny-saved-ben-franklin-would-be-proud-of-gen-z/

Look at that.

Ben Franklin approves of Gen Z.

https://www.bos.com/inspired/generation-z-what-to-know-about-this-new-gen/

Lol, this is hilarious.

"Generation Z is known by many names: Post-Millennials, the iGeneration, Gen Tech, Gen Wii, Net Gen, Digital Natives, and Plurals. This generation, born between 1995 and 2010, are accustomed to a life with the Internet and are generally comfortable with technology and with interacting on social media. Here are some important details about what this generation has to offer."

"Generation Z is known by many names: Post-Millennials, the iGeneration, Gen Tech, Gen Wii, Net Gen, Digital Natives, and Plurals."

Gen Wii

Net Gen

DIGITAL NATIVES

That's it, we're officially digital natives.

Who wants to join the #digitalnatives club.

No.

You're a millennial.

[merry talon]

SLOW MODE

[austere ivy]

You get crippling debt with too much rent and not enough jobs.

You're 1995?

[limber knot]

slow

[austere ivy]

time2doxx

[limber knot]

mode

btw

[upper flicker]

[austere ivy]

:hyperthonk:

Whoa, if you press enter a lot your screen shakes.

BBBRBRRBRBRBRBRBRBRRBBR vibrates

DISCORD SCREEN VIBRATION INTENSIFIES

k

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-wiggle-shaquille-oneal-gif-7228264

[upper flicker]

sets to 6hrs

[austere ivy]

THEY'RE INFRINGING ON OUR FREE SPEECH

[limber knot]

that's a good solution

the kids can still have their discord

but we have priority

[austere ivy]

This Discord is unconstitutional.

Ben Shapiro would disapprove.

[tropic flame]

Bruh

[upper flicker]

Wasnt that the guy who ran out of an interview with the BBC?

[placid thicket]

anyone else get bored and watch thomas the tankengine?

[austere ivy]

Yeah I usually like him but I don't know why he did that. I'd need to watch the full interview though, some people were saying that he was doing well the entire interview but then they started trying to purposefully trip him up. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tropic flame]

Yeah, 10 seconds?

This is just a hassle for those who type fast

[austere ivy]

@upper flicker can I be unbanned from IRC :(

[merry talon]

or for those who use the enter key as punctuation

[limber knot]

oh no

barty we're safe here

Had to download a mobile irc client :|

Think I’m just going to stay an irc guy

lol

oh you're one of those native app elitists

my IRC client is web scale

Irc makes me feel like a kid again

[upper flicker]

at least it properly supports strikethrough

rip hexchat users

[limber knot]

!state

http://i.imgur.com/7XJlm6m.png

mine does :>

!stats

Uptime: 29 days, 9 hours, 18 minutes, 36 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 7226 (7%)
Messages from Discord: 89341 (93%)

yeah I know what client youre using

This is our chance to make up some ground

mr webscale

uh z your bot blocks while its sending stats

probably

you really meant 1.9 huh

no async chunk gen

no async messaging

paste was the only thing I explicitly programmed to be asink

some of it gets it from the underlying libs

but it wouldnt surprise me if that was blocking

what kind of lib are you using where you wouldn't have to try to make it sync

[upper flicker]

!stats

[limber knot]

Uptime: 29 days, 9 hours, 21 minutes, 19 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 7238 (7%)
Messages from Discord: 89342 (93%)

[upper flicker]

s

[limber knot]

s

doesnt block

it fills the IRC send queue

asink

but there's nothing I can do about that

!stats

oh

mfw

\o/ I like you all, thank you. That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-tQdZYrtg0

(kashike) PPAP-original video - length 52s - 3,979 likes, 391 dislikes (91.1%) - 355,959 views - Louis Vuitton on 2016.10.08

why doesn't it allow a burst

I mean IRC only ever sends in a big ass queue anyway

for me to properly test it I'd need to sit there and see if it was trying to burst

if the network was letting it

etc

I just dont care that much

maybe if I get bored

it seems artificially slow to send those

but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

its literally just calling sendMessage and telling the underlying IRC lib to send them line by line

yeah I meant the server accepting them

or pushing them out, whatever

Brian bypassed his ban?

[limber knot]

O:

brian was unbanned

What have you done

not me

[static badge]

you have the power to reverse

therefore

[limber knot]

this is a long pause

[static badge]

you're supposed to complete it

[limber knot]

it has to build up

[static badge]

but ur dum

so i'll do it for u

therefore it's ur fault

[limber knot]

leaf is dum

wow that was unexpected

[static badge]

vic ur retarded

[limber knot]

therefore therefore it's ur fault

brilliant

leaf you're so toxic

lets see if i remember..

[static badge]

u called me dum

[limber knot]

You disgust me

u called me retarded

i think that's it

[static badge]

u said it first

[limber knot]

Give me voice

D:

no

Alright

I have no idea what any of this name prefix symbols mean

I like it

Give me hop

puts bunny ears on barty

hop!

Good deal

test

hops

~ just means more or less

so it either is or is not that person talking

.kill @static badge

gags and ties @static badge then throws them off a mountain to their death.

That makes sense sweeps

Makes a lot of sense

ah yes

this is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igVLTttJDnk

(kashike) your family is asleep and you’re playing minecraft on a cool 2012 summer night - length 3m 43s - 258,146 likes, 2,798 dislikes (98.9%) - 2,637,698 views - rye - chip on 2019.01.16

[void void]

is discord down? i only see irc people talking

[cosmic raft]

no

[void void]

ok

[limber knot]

we're just using irc

uh i cant talk in discord

[finite wave]

Wait Brian was banned?

What did he do now?

[limber knot]

Sweepyoface: try now

[finite wave]

He is typing

[limber knot]

it just shakes

lul

also these titles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzSQ7ErTyoA

(kashike) "Hey There Delilah" but it's played in an empty Toys R Us at 2:37 pm with moderate traffic outside - length 3m 55s - 211,108 likes, 2,673 dislikes (98.7%) - 3,550,663 views - PaperTowelRoll on 2018.06.30

[void void]

i just found something remarkable

[finite wave]

?

[void void]

but it's also nsfw

[cosmic raft]

try now @merry talon

[limber knot]

its the 6 hour slow mode

[finite wave]

I’m up Simple

[limber knot]

nope

[void void]

what on earth

[cosmic raft]

slowmode is disabled

lol

[limber knot]

it pops up

for a split second

[finite wave]

I had the same thing

[limber knot]

when i send a message

[finite wave]

It’s like being muted forever

[cosmic raft]

k try and send one now

[void void]

so this is what kids listen to these days huh kashike?

[limber knot]

no

[finite wave]

Close and open discord

[void void]

nsfw ||https://codebabes.com||
wtf they ||strip|| every time you ||answer a question properly||

[limber knot]

http://i.imgur.com/NogFYcm.png

[finite wave]

Why u turn slowmode on

[cosmic raft]

reopen your client i guess

[finite wave]

@void void i suddenly feel motivated

[void void]

lmao

i dont know how to feel about this

[merry talon]

ok restart fixed

[void void]

simple you know theres websites for that right

[cosmic raft]

guess that's a bug with discord

[void void]

for what

[cosmic raft]

nice

[void void]

people without clothes on

[merry talon]

why can't you start

[void void]

ye i know, this showed up in a code course google search lmao

[merry talon]

without signing up

[austere ivy]

hello?!

Slowmodes off!

It just kept shaking.

[void void]

lol, that's funny

[finite wave]

Turn on slowmode Brian is back

[void void]

with or without safe search simple?

[cosmic raft]

https://skribbl.io/?P9xpoT92gr @austere ivy etc

[void void]

@void void without

[merry talon]

@cosmic raft have you played spyfall

[cosmic raft]

no

join our game sweepy

[merry talon]

I'm watching something 😠

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-sailor-moon-gif-9799138

[void void]

@cosmic raft im still listening to the "song" you linked haha

[cosmic raft]

haha

[void void]

didnt even realize it was still playing until the end

[cosmic raft]

ok people join our game!!!

[void void]

ok it ended and weeb shit started playing

[cosmic raft]

https://skribbl.io/?P9xpoT92gr

[void void]

i dont think this game is going to start

[cosmic raft]

It will when i get one more person to join

@static badge @austere ivy https://skribbl.io/?P9xpoT92gr

anyone!!!

[void void]

so we gonna voice chat while we play or?

[austere ivy]

JOININ

[static badge]

busy

[austere ivy]

I'm trying to figure out how IRC works.

[cosmic raft]

stop being busy you lazy turd

[austere ivy]

ok ;c

[cosmic raft]

starting in 30 seconds

join or be left in the dust

[austere ivy]

I am going to pretend to be offended for dramatic effect:

HOW DARE YOU

[merry talon]

stop playing games you lazy turd

[austere ivy]

YOU INSULT MY FAMILY

and my uh

HERITAGE

HERETAGE?

herit.. heritage?

[limber knot]

heretic

[cosmic raft]

thanks simple

[austere ivy]

HERETICAGE!

[void void]

brain is on the sugar again

[limber knot]

"sugar"

[finite wave]

Brian baiting again

[limber knot]

brian baits part 32

[austere ivy]

Where'd that name of mine go?

VIC.

NO.

[merry talon]

he's on the elmer's

for sure

[limber knot]

air duster?

[austere ivy]

Seems like I temporarily need that name back.

[merry talon]

glue

[limber knot]

nono I meant as an alternative...

[austere ivy]

There we go.

[limber knot]

that's a bait name

[austere ivy]

you're a bait name

[limber knot]

thanks

[austere ivy]

no problem, <3

[cosmic raft]

https://skribbl.io/?P9xpoT92gr anyone else want to join too??

[finite wave]

On my way to school

[austere ivy]

https://skribbl.io/?P9xpoT92gr

join

[finite wave]

Sry Kash

[limber knot]

irc never forgets

irc never forgets

[finite wave]

Discord being shitty never forgets

[austere ivy]

Horray \o/

My core 2 duo rejoices.

[queen rapids]

i start freezing for 2-3 seconds when i join a server, i really hope optifine fixes that

[cosmic raft]

lmao

[austere ivy]

WHAT ARE THESE CHOICES??

I'm telling you they had it against me lol

[limber knot]

does anyone know off the top of their heads whether lightning damage is reduced by armor?

[cosmic raft]

@austere ivy https://i.imgur.com/plaf6PT.png

[limber knot]

it is

[shell vine]

[cosmic raft]

https://i.imgur.com/3JCGapV.png

https://i.imgur.com/HdZ5Vvb.png

[cosmic raft]

i tried

@austere ivy @void void

[shell vine]

[shell vine]

[austere ivy]

sailboat, plow, commander, yikes.

B U T C H E R

[austere ivy]

:(

):

[void void]

good gaming

[austere ivy]

:

:)

[void void]

":)"

[austere ivy]

:)

:D
;D

:)

[austere ivy]

:)
;)
:')
;')

[void void]

wtf

[limber knot]

ah, this shit I write when I am sleep deprived...

[void void]

aight im done

[austere ivy]

@cosmic raft what was that

your hon...

[void void]

@cosmic raft YOUR HONOR

[austere ivy]

your honlawyer

lol that was hilarious though fun game

good game

[cosmic raft]

it was a judge, lawyer was speaking to the judge

[austere ivy]

come join em in #tehbrian

me*

[void void]

[austere ivy]

spi.gt, #tehbrian

[cosmic raft]

[austere ivy]

#tehbrian > #paper > #paper-dev > #paper-help > #waterfall > #waterfall-dev > #waterfall-help

[cosmic raft]

brian

[austere ivy]

that's just the hierarchy

[cosmic raft]

quick

https://skribbl.io/?P9xpoT92gr 2 rounds

[austere ivy]

that's how the cookie crumbles

[cosmic raft]

20 second draw time

30*

[austere ivy]

oof

we should do 10 seconds

for the fun of it

[cosmic raft]

:>

[austere ivy]

SPIDERMAN

SPIDERMAN

SPIDERMAN

[cosmic raft]

[merry talon]

compile a list of custom words

[austere ivy]

\o/

[cosmic raft]

I did

spiderman, spiderman, spiderman, spiderman

[void void]

Found this gem

[cosmic raft]

and limited it to them

[merry talon]

lol

but one of the is are accented

[austere ivy]

Wait one second, ok guys?

https://skribbl.io/?F1ZYkboKYx

@cosmic raft

@merry talon

Join, I have a surprise :)

@cosmic raft joiiin

[void void]

what if he just got in bed

poor kash kash

[austere ivy]

:(

[void void]

k save 4 l8r

[austere ivy]

oki

@cedar spade hey

[cedar spade]

no

[austere ivy]

you just came online and I've been meaning to show this to you for a while, but I know you like pineapples

so I have pineapple for you

[cosmic raft]

just don't put it on pizza

that's a ban

[austere ivy]

kash come play for a second

https://skribbl.io/?F1ZYkboKYx

[cosmic raft]

i'm eating cinnamon buns

[austere ivy]

it has a surprise :D

Good cinnamon buns?

[void void]

dis better be good sooprise

[austere ivy]

it is 100% a good surprise

♉

[void void]

not convinced

[austere ivy]

♐

I'm waiting for kash

kASH FINISH YOUR CINNABUNS

[cosmic raft]

there's 9 of them

[austere ivy]

WELL COEM PLAY SKRIBLB

SKRIBLA DUB DUB

[void void]

KASHIKE JOIN THIS ROOM SO HE CAN PLAY THE SURPRISE AND THEN I CAN SLEP

[austere ivy]

yeah

simple

did you just use an uppercase k

for the start of kashike's name?

[void void]

yes

[austere ivy]

hooo boy, you're in for it this time

[cosmic raft]

your link doesn't work

[austere ivy]

https://skribbl.io/?F1ZYkboKYx

I PROVIDE NEW LINK

[void void]

capital K for im gonna Kick his ass if he doesnt join

[cosmic raft]

goes to homepage

[void void]

who is anon 😠

[austere ivy]

try again :(

[cosmic raft]

https://i.imgur.com/6fG8ueL.png

[void void]

CLICK PLAY

[austere ivy]

I've never seen that before

CLICK PLAY

CLICK

PLAYE

[cosmic raft]

it's the homepage

takes you to a random game

[austere ivy]

PLAEPLAE

ok wait

[void void]

😠

[austere ivy]

https://skribbl.io/?5qyJFXpIYp

TRY NOW

SOON

ASAP

BEFORE LINK EXPOODLES

EXpires?

[cosmic raft]

that one worked

[austere ivy]

THIS TIME

[void void]

k am 2 go to sleep now

[austere ivy]

ok

ie

tomorrow we play again

[cosmic raft]

night

[austere ivy]

MORE PEOPLE THO

[sharp sentinel]

What do people record with these days?

I wanna record MC for something

With voice

[hexed iris]

I use OBS, it can record as well

[ornate dirge]

open broadcaster software

OBS, just that. with that i was able to stream dark souls on a i5 5200U + intel hd

[olive blade]

is this the right place to ask about system administration and mysql problems?

[void void]

@sharp sentinel what os

[sharp sentinel]

Thanks

Windows

Sadly

[void void]

xbox thingy works fine too

if you have nvidia then their solution works pretty great as well

[ornate dirge]

@olive blade what do you need to know

[void void]

if you have linux then idk y but screen recording has HUGE overhead sadly (and i couldn't get nvenc working either)

but ymmv

or going to try*

[ancient bolt]

Think I'm gonna buy a one plus 7 pro

[void void]

same

i have op5 rn

[ornate dirge]

on linux obs goes.... well, it just goes but not as good as winbugs

i couldnt got qsync to work on linux (intel hd alternative to nvidia ncoder)

[olive blade]

@ornate dirge I'm getting this error: https://hastebin.com/ebefonisan.shell

Around once a day or so now, we've had our devs do everything, block ports, etc. Only thing I can possibly think of is that a plugin is causing it. But it works fine for 24-36 hours, then we look away for an hour or so, - come back to see this issue again.

[ornate dirge]

maybe your mysql server is falling

[ancient bolt]

Looks like you can buy it from their website in 2 days

[void void]

problem is def somewhere else than in plugin

[hexed iris]

this is indeed not caused by a plugin. is your mysql running on the same box?

[void void]

inb4 pterodactyl panel

[olive blade]

Yes - somewhat, bungee / mysql / lobbies are on the same box, game servers are on a separate server

[hexed iris]

Okay, do those game server connect to the mysql server?

[olive blade]

yes

[ornate dirge]

shreck your mysql logs. if your system uses systemd, use journalctl -u mysql-server (assuming debian and mysql)

[hexed iris]

yeah that ^

[ancient bolt]

Was disappointed by the pixel 3 so op7p looks like a good phone for now, cheap as hell too

[hexed iris]

Are you using Open vSwitch?

[merry talon]

when "cheap as hell" is $669 for a phone

lol

[ancient bolt]

I mean

[void void]

@ornate dirge mysqld.service is more common

[ancient bolt]

Phones at this level are high power microcomputers

[hexed iris]

On Ubuntu/Debian its called mysql

[ancient bolt]

So yeah they are expensive

[void void]

there's compat alias mysqld as well

[hexed iris]

ah okay

[merry talon]

they're pushing like $1200

[void void]

source: i have 5x debian 9 boxes

[merry talon]

when other manufacturers can put the same stuff in less than half that price

so it's a bit absurd

[ancient bolt]

Ehhh not really the same thing

[void void]

wait a fuck

[ancient bolt]

Or fair comparison

[hexed iris]

never tried mysqld haha, i manage about 30 debian 9.9 boxes from work and 2 at home

[void void]

1+ is going to cost that much?

[merry talon]

the oneplus is $669

[ancient bolt]

But I need to sleep so you can win this argument now

[void void]

fuckin hell, might as well buy apple phone now...

[upper flicker]

thats their balls to the wall dump everything in option though

[merry talon]

while the new flagships are over $1000 at this point

[upper flicker]

its priced to target the other flag ships

[olive blade]

@ornate dirge

[merry talon]

I just don't see what else they can put in there that costs that much

[void void]

1+ lost their main selling point in that case - making cheaper phones than competitors but with same performance

[upper flicker]

so by that metric its not horrible

[void void]

iirc that's what their point was atleast

[ornate dirge]

maybe just mysql instead of mysql-server. or mysqld. @olive blade . someone on the chat corrected me before

[upper flicker]

they still sell those phones

[merry talon]

the new oneplus is the fastest phone they've ever used according to like everyone

[upper flicker]

this isnt that phone

[merry talon]

for half the price

[ancient bolt]

Well I'm probably gonna buy it

So I'll let you know how it is

Oxygen OS looks stock Android enough to be bearable

[merry talon]

yeah people have always liked that

[olive blade]

@ornate dirge

[merry talon]

no headphone jack though

[void void]

oh man, og mysql server

[ancient bolt]

I'm sure there will be things about it that I miss from the pure pixel experience

[void void]

i thought pretty much everyone uses mariadb nowadays...

[ornate dirge]

yep, its a problem of your mysql server

[ancient bolt]

And camera isn't as good, but not like I'm a photographer anyways

Z what phone are you using?

[olive blade]

Anyway I can look for the cause of the problem?

[upper flicker]

iPhone XS Max

[ancient bolt]

Is the XS the cheaper or more expensive one?

[void void]

try looking into /var/log/mysql/*.log

[upper flicker]

XS is just the newer gen X

[ancient bolt]

O

[upper flicker]

the R is the cheaper newer gen

[ancient bolt]

Was it XR that I'm thinking of?

Ah

[upper flicker]

their naming scheme is bad

[ancient bolt]

Yeah lol

[upper flicker]

I forgot paperclip uses lombok

this must be why I was putting off touching it

[ancient bolt]

In 10 years we won't be using that anymore don't worry

Looks like you can't pre-order the one plus, so just gotta wait I guess

[upper flicker]

they dont take preorders until tomorrow morning

at least thats what I thought from oogling the phone on their site

[ancient bolt]

Oh, could be

On mobile atm

Hard to tell

[upper flicker]

"Sales start at 10 AM EDT, May 17"

I assume thats preorders

unless theyre ready to go

all the buy pages say 2 days

looks pretty nice tbh

[ancient bolt]

You can already buy them in some tmobile stores now

So I think they are ready to go

[upper flicker]

oh nice

[static badge]

one plus?

[carmine hinge]

Had an idea to make a conversion map from all old block data to new block data

nvm

wouldn't work with stairs and stuff

[gloomy sphinx]

Remeber when one plus was actually worth the price

$999 now 🤔

[limber knot]

maybe it's still worth the price

[carmine hinge]

Could you make custom data fixers to convert items with a certain material & durability to a new material + certain custom model data?

[finite wave]

Huh?

[carmine hinge]

I have custom items which are unbreakable gold tools with a certain durability value

That's not needed in 1.14 anymore because they added the custom model data flag

But in order to update I need to convert all existing items

I imagine the easiest way would be to leverage data fixers, yes?

[green edge]

@gloomy sphinx oneplus moved from the bargain phone market to the flagship market.

[strange bane]

@gloomy sphinx The OnePlus 7 Pro is well worth the money.

[gloomy sphinx]

I didn't see anything exciting about it besides the full display

missing features I like

I'd take a s10 any day over it tbh

the new Samsung ui is pretty sexc

[strange bane]

It's $100 more than the 6T was at launch and includes 4 cameras, one of which is 48 megapixels, a notch-less 90Hz QHD+ display, "warp charge 3.0", and a better processor.

[gloomy sphinx]

only good thing I see was the display

[strange bane]

It also has stereo speakers now too.

[gloomy sphinx]

camera wasn't even that great on the 7 pro

maybe if they combined all 4 🤔

but yeah 90hz is nice

[strange bane]

It's a big step up. If DxOMark are to be trusted:

[gloomy sphinx]

yeah better than previous Oneplus phones by far

$1000 for any phone though is a fucking ton

[strange bane]

It's not $1000.

[gloomy sphinx]

$999

[strange bane]

It's $669.00..

[gloomy sphinx]

dafuq

[strange bane]

Up to $749.00.

[gloomy sphinx]

weird

must be $999 in my currency but no one ever uses the Canadian dollar

thought that was usd

yeah that makes it worth it

cool

[strange bane]

I think it's the best looking phone yet.

[gloomy sphinx]

I hate the back of it but you put a case on it anyways

happy they put a popup camera

[strange bane]

Just wait until you see the back in person.

[gloomy sphinx]

I use the front camera like 3 times a month so no worry about that breaking

[strange bane]

Well it's rated at at least 300, 000 uses I think.

And it closes if it detects a drop.

[gloomy sphinx]

150000 over 5 yeahs

years

pretty long

2 bad tho I gave up buying new phones a few years ago

[strange bane]

Time to get a new phone then. 😛

[gloomy sphinx]

I buy broken last gen phones and fix them

flagship phone for $200!

[strange bane]

My current phone is the 5T and I'll be waiting a few more years before I get another.

Friend of mine has bought the 5T, 6T and now the 7 Pro. 😛

[carmine hinge]

I just got a 6T recently lol

[strange bane]

6GB one?

[carmine hinge]

not sure

[normal echo]

I love my 6T, Pro looks nice but overkill for me 😎

[carmine hinge]

My 6Ts good enough

Don't need to upgrade now

There's so little info online on using datafixers :/

Anyone know of someone who has a clue about those?

[pulsar wigeon]

me now unfortunately

[strange bane]

lol

[pulsar wigeon]

you can look at my WE stuff from last night

it's not done but it's there

using them is actually quite easy

it's just a fucked up system

[carmine hinge]

So basically my problem is that I have custom items using gold tools and durability values to change the model, but I want to migrate to the new custom item model data int feature

How difficult would remapping all of those be?

[pulsar wigeon]

honestly if it'd just one thing do it yourself lol

[carmine hinge]

It has to update all the player inventories and all the world inventories though

[pulsar wigeon]

that's not something dfus can do

oh

that

yea you could

[carmine hinge]

Awesome, tyvm, I'll check it out later today

[pulsar wigeon]

that wouldnt be hard if you have a sane mapping system

check out uh, DataConverterFlatten in mcdev

[carmine hinge]

I'm gonna have a map of old material:old data -> new material:new model variant int

[pulsar wigeon]

variant int?

[carmine hinge]

what's mcdev again it's been a long time since I did this

it's a new feature of 1.14

you can change item model based on an int tag + resourcepack

[pulsar wigeon]

is it nbt?

[carmine hinge]

yeah I think so

[pulsar wigeon]

k

[carmine hinge]

mcdev was one of the generated source outputs or something?

[pulsar wigeon]

mcdev is spigot decompiled mapped minecraft sources

[carmine hinge]

gotcha

[pulsar wigeon]

counterpart of say, mcp fpr forge

[carmine hinge]

thanks again

[pulsar wigeon]

btw what was wrong with WE reflections

[carmine hinge]

Oh I'm on my phone but I'll pull up logs with juicessh one second

Huh...? It's not there anymore

Was something about data fixers

[pulsar wigeon]

huh

are you on java 9+

[carmine hinge]

Yeah java 11

[pulsar wigeon]

Pretty sure i fixed that issue unless i forgot to push

[carmine hinge]

I think I might've updated from the latest version on the bukkit page to the snapshot

That must've been what fixed it

[pulsar wigeon]

o ok

[carmine hinge]

Sorry lol

Thanks for fixing it

[worn ember]

@carmine hinge yeet

[safe tide]

Yall I could use your help maven keeps shading in 1.14 for some reason Pom A: https://github.com/Qballl/StaffPlus/blob/master/pom.xml
Pom B: https://github.com/Qballl/StaffPlus/blob/master/StaffPlusCore/pom.xml
Pom C: https://github.com/Qballl/StaffPlus/blob/master/StaffPlusAPI/pom.xml
Pom D: https://github.com/Qballl/StaffPlus/blob/master/v1_13_R2/pom.xml
Pom E: https://github.com/Qballl/StaffPlus/blob/master/v1_14_R1/pom.xml
I think that's all the relevant poms

[normal echo]

I read pom as the wrong word 😛

[safe tide]

I've looked and it shouldn't be doing this I'm lost

[golden gust]

You don't have a scope set on cb

(in the 14 pom)

[safe tide]

@normal echo get your mind out of the gutter

[worn ember]

keep it in the cutter

[safe tide]

@golden gust which pom

[golden gust]

Oh, both the version specific ones don't have the scope set on them

[safe tide]

well they never have since you helped refractor them let me try to add it

[golden gust]

apparently some have it, some don't

[safe tide]

oh

I swear I copy paste the poms and change what is needed

[golden gust]

rip, apparently I missed some of them

wonder why that didn't crop up earlier, I woulda spotted that one o.O

2 years ago

dam

[safe tide]

so what you're saying is that I can blame you?

[golden gust]

What I'm saying is is that I derp'd, but it didn't cause any issues at the time for some reason

https://github.com/Qballl/StaffPlus/blob/master/StaffPlusCore/pom.xml#L44

oh, lol

[safe tide]

any how scope provided didnt fix it jar is still over 31 kb and have 1.14 in it

[golden gust]

are you running package in the correct folder?

[safe tide]

like 90% sure I am running the same way I have forever

[golden gust]

tf is wrong with your repo

[WARNING] The metadata /Users/shane/.m2/repository/org/spigotmc/spigot-parent/dev-SNAPSHOT/maven-metadata-qball-repo.xml is invalid: end tag name </body> must match start tag name <hr> from line 5 (position: TEXT seen ...</center>\r\n</body>... @6:8)

[safe tide]

I may have not set it up right litterally is just my pi that I uploaded a few of the folders from m2

[worn ember]

anyone idea's for projects?

im bored

(doesnt have to be mc related)

[limber knot]

@worn ember fix https://hub.spigotmc.org/jira/browse/SPIGOT-4925 :P

[safe tide]

I added excludes spigot

[worn ember]

i'd fix it but md would yell at me for fixing issues

[safe tide]

Alright seems my jar is even larger now

[worn ember]

so https blocks direct links to files, but http allows it 🤔

[safe tide]

1.7 is being also being shaded in I am so done

Alright now every version module have proivded

[austere ivy]

Veiled homophobia???? James Charles was toxic and betrayed his friended, just because he’s gay that doesn’t mean he’s suddenly untouchable or else HomOPhOBiA

Garbage BuzzFeed

“WeRe rEAl jOurNalEsTs”

[limber knot]

why would anyone read news? 🤔

[austere ivy]

Hahaha very funny

[quasi valley]

you probably cant even place a block normally without something weird happening

[jade light]

BuzzFeed using the word cancer like it's nothing and then they complain about anything barely offensive to the bee collective

[safe tide]

well no luck yet on getting spigot/bukkit out of my plugin jar'

[limber knot]

wat

just set the scope to provided

[safe tide]

I did that

you think I would have started there

[limber knot]

did you clean before packaging again?

[golden gust]

diff --git a/StaffPlusCore/pom.xml b/StaffPlusCore/pom.xml
index 0b08fc6..57676f0 100644
--- a/StaffPlusCore/pom.xml
+++ b/StaffPlusCore/pom.xml
@@ -39,10 +39,9 @@
                             <artifactSet>
                                 <excludes>
                                     <exclude>org.bukkit:bukkit</exclude>
-                                </excludes>
-                                <excludes>
                                     <exclude>org.bukkit:craftbukkit</exclude>
-                                </excludes>
+                                   <exclude>org.spigotmc:spigot</exclude>
+                           </excludes>

                             </artifactSet>
                         </configuration>

[pulsar wigeon]

just increase your timeout

[golden gust]

You're shading in other stuff there from inventives stuff

[pulsar wigeon]

worldedit doesn't crash servers, watchdogs crash servers :^)

[golden gust]

lies, all lies!

[safe tide]

there was still one module that didnt have provided now it does

cat I still need the packetapilistener shaded in so with that comes whatever inventive includes

[golden gust]

Yea, but you don't need to shade in the mysql drivers, for example

If you're also including gson, I'd maybe consider relocating it in your jar

[safe tide]

dont I need to shade ion hikiaricp

[golden gust]

If you're using hikari then yes, you need it shaded in

[safe tide]

I do b/c everyone told me I should

[golden gust]

But, spigot already includes the mysql driver, so you don't need to shade that in

I'd suggest running mvn dependency:tree in the core folder

[safe tide]

ok

[worn ember]

im gay dont touch me or i'll report youto buzzfeed

[safe tide]

Alright looks like bukkit/spigot is out of the jar now

[woven otter]

@worn ember you have too much privilege my friend

[safe tide]

@golden gust so you're saying I dont need to shade in com.mysql right?

[worn ember]

isnt it already included?

[golden gust]

It's already bundle by bukkit

[safe tide]

alright scope is now provided on that too

[austere ivy]

Join #tehbrian on spi.gt :D

[safe tide]

wow now my jar is like 870 kb

thanks so much

[austere ivy]

no problem

[safe tide]

God damn I have 16 poms

[austere ivy]

Qball

That's too many poms

[safe tide]

1.7-1.14 supported

[austere ivy]

How do you do that even?

Like seriously

I've always wondered, how do people manage releases for different versions?

[safe tide]

soon Im gonna drop support for anything other than the final version

[austere ivy]

Currently I just kinda am like "hoop-dee-doop, hopefully this plugin works on 1.12.2" "aw it doesn't, huh ok"

[safe tide]

so like no 1.7.4 only 1.7.10 no 1.8.3 only 1.8.8 you get the point

[austere ivy]

Do you have separate project sources for each version?

I've seen like "common" and then a lot of the code there.

[woven otter]

drop support for anything below 1.9 tbh

[austere ivy]

Then "spigot" and then "sponge"

[safe tide]

I'll tell you what (read that in redneck voice) it aint easy you gotta target the lowest version possible

[austere ivy]

I'd say only keep support for 1.8.8, 1.12.2, 1.13.2, and 1.14.1

[woven otter]

no stop supporting 1.8.8. Let it die please

[austere ivy]

nice redneck voice

[golden gust]

It's all about knowing how to abstract your logic out

[austere ivy]

How would you even use maven to build?

[limber knot]

wat

[wide chasm]

mvn clean package

[austere ivy]

Like do you have a "common" folder and then "spigot" folder

[safe tide]

a module for every version

[austere ivy]

And then you ask maven that, when you build for spigot, use common and spigot.

And then for sponge, common and sponge.

[safe tide]

https://github.com/qballl/staffplus

[austere ivy]

I've just seen some people use "common" and I'm wondering how that's useful

And how you actually use it

[limber knot]

common is the shared stuff between all implementations

[golden gust]

It's all about breaking your project up into parts

[limber knot]

just take a look at https://github.com/Phoenix616/ResourcepacksPlugins

runs

[austere ivy]

How would you actually use it, Phoenix?

What do you say in your pom?

[woven otter]

common is the abstracted logic ecat was talking about

[austere ivy]

I mean I get that, makes sense to me.

But how do you build, okay, Common and Spigot, into one jar.

[safe tide]

you just gotta tell maven

[austere ivy]

And Common and Sponge into another.

"common" or "core"

[gloomy warren]

.g how to make a multi project in maven

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.baeldung.com/maven-multi-module -- Multi-Module Project with Maven | Baeldung: "Nov 9, 2018 ... If you have a few years of experience in the Java ecosystem, and you're interested in sharing that experience with the community (and..."

[golden gust]

You use the maven shade plugins to make the sponge module shade in the common module

[austere ivy]

Huh.

http://fry.spi.gt/iris/#

[golden gust]

Your sponge and spigot modules would pull in what they need from your project and produce jars

[austere ivy]

Also come join me on #tehbrian and first person to get here (whom I like) might get moderator ;)

Okay.

Seems like it'd require a lot more abstraction.

Wouldn't really work for plugins that are like.. say..

[golden gust]

if you lay the project out properly you can even shade spigot and sponge into the same jar

[austere ivy]

@EventHandler
public void onLeafDecay(LeafDecayEvent event) {
    event.setCancelled(true);
}

Because there's not really anything to abstract, that's pure Bukkit.

I'm talking like for things such as BuildersUtilities.

[limber knot]

you could run your own event system and forward any implementation specific events to that xD

[austere ivy]

It's more for plugins that have a lot of logic behind them that can be abstracted, right?

Oh huh.

Qball what's the R1, R2, R3, etc

[limber knot]

but I mean normally stuff like pure event cancelling would have a config option, so you need a config manager, which you could abstract into a core instead of having it in each plugin

internal nms/craftbukkit access

[golden gust]

Each of those modules implements support for things which need to access nms directly

[austere ivy]

Why's there multiple of each version?

[golden gust]

There is one of each version

[austere ivy]

Oh, that's because nms changes right?

[golden gust]

each _R# is where an nms revision occured

[austere ivy]

Ah okay that makes sense.

Seems like such a pain to be honest haha.

[safe tide]

the R is b/c NMS can change between say 1.8 and 1.8.8

[limber knot]

welcome to modding Minecraft xD

[austere ivy]

Gotcha.

[golden gust]

It is a pain, how much of a pain it is depends on the version

[safe tide]

this is why we use the api so we dont have to worry about that shit but then people want that fancy shit that needs the server code

[golden gust]

(and what you're doing)

[austere ivy]

I really wish Minecraft would just put out an API, or some hooks, or something.

[limber knot]

sometimes nms changes occur even without the internal version change ;D

[worn ember]

No.