apple, in total
#general
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mr i use mac
stiff yarrow
if money wasn't an issue you'd only spend 2k?
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must be baiting again
stiff yarrow
austere ivy
OBJECTIVELY macbooks are worse price/performance
austere ivy
but the keyboards and trackpads of others are awful
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brian is baiting again
merry talon
that's because he's always baiting
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am I wrong?
austere ivy
bad leaf
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no I'm not
austere ivy
I'm not baiting
tender current
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yes you are
stiff yarrow
I genuinely believe he just changes his beliefs everytime he watches a youtube video
he probably watched a pc build youtube video today
austere ivy
..
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no he's baiting
austere ivy
no
merry talon
he talks just to talk
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yes you're baiting
austere ivy
no
merry talon
never says anything of substance
void void
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sweepy calm down that's literally u
merry talon
wat
austere ivy
Macbooks are best laptop imo because of the trackpad and keyboard, much better than trackpads or razer blades or anything.
They have weird trackpads that grip and have weird buttons and the keyboards are awful to type on.
stiff yarrow
I've never used a blade
austere ivy
HOWEVER, in terms of performance, their price is waaaay off.
upper flicker
the keyboard is very much up for debate as of the last refresh
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I know plenty of people who think they're far too shallow
stiff yarrow
Brian how many computers have you gotten your diddly hands on
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and several others who love them
stiff yarrow
have you used a razer laptop brian
upper flicker
thats ofc ignoring the blatant reliability issues though
stiff yarrow
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none of mine or my friends have done it
merry talon
I actually love that keyboard with basically zero travel
upper flicker
but clearly its not isolated
merry talon
it's satisfying
stiff yarrow
what do you mean by zero travel
merry talon
but possibly not for extended use
austere ivy
My family has 6 pre-2016 macbook pros, 1 post-2016 macbook pro, 3 thinkpads, 1 lenovo 360 thingy, 2 dell old ones, 1 dell older but more workstation-y one,
stiff yarrow
.g keyboard travel
austere ivy
uhhhhhh
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merry talon
travel = how far the key goes down
austere ivy
hmm we have some others
merry talon
that one macbook keyboard almost feels like the keys are just touch sensitive
merry talon
I like it
austere ivy
Super failure prone, weird, no clickity clackity.
upper flicker
not even sure there's any travel at all on that other than the cloth moving
stiff yarrow
cloth keyboard?
upper flicker
get your eyes checked
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mfw
stiff yarrow
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z telling other people
merry talon
editing for irc bot
stiff yarrow
.g cloth keyboard
austere ivy
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to get their eyes checked
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stiff yarrow
.g surface cloth keyboard
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stiff yarrow
what the hell
merry talon
lol
stiff yarrow
upper flicker
thats not even the one
cosmic raft
upper flicker
but that has a short travel too iirc
cosmic raft
Nice weather for a walk
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austere ivy
.g fabric keyboard
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do your own fucking google searches
austere ivy
๐
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just gonna turn that off one of these days
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no pls
austere ivy
Honestly, Corsair is cool and stuff with it's rgb, but true professionals use
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the g command is literally the only good thing in this channel
void void
:\
austere ivy
.g fisher price computer keyboard
austere ivy
stiff yarrow
give brian a no google role (and jan) problem solved 
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keyboards are weird though
austere ivy
- it has the vowels in red letters
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I know people who wont use anything but the old buckling spring IBM things
austere ivy
- it has the klickity klackity
stiff yarrow
like OG mechanical kbs?
austere ivy
IBM F50?
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it has a name
austere ivy
Model F?
austere ivy
Model Fs seem to be the OG type.
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the model m
stiff yarrow
austere ivy
Model M or model F.
merry talon
brian wasn't alive when that came out
austere ivy
you weren't alive when water came out
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literally the guy has an old monitor box full of them
austere ivy
yet you know of it
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when his work got rid of their stock he took them
void void
used to have a shitload of those :L
merry talon
probably not
void void
i gave them all to the thrift store
austere ivy
I apologize sweepy
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mfw hoarding keyboards
austere ivy
simple they're worth like 100 bucks
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people are picky af about keyboards
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people are retarded
stiff yarrow
*coiled
austere ivy
150$
cosmic raft
I've got a GMMK with Gateron green switches
stiff yarrow
150 isn't bad
austere ivy
simple, you gave them to a thrift shop, when each one is 150 dollars
and that's the cheapest.
merry talon
1985
austere ivy
some are going 350, 250.
merry talon
yeah probably none of us were alive
void void
you're assuming they were in great condition
stiff yarrow
I spend typically 100 everytime I buy a new mechanical kb
upper flicker
there's probably niche mech keyboard companies making new buckling spring mechanisms again
merry talon
https://mechanicalkeyboards.com/ makes some neat stuff
stiff yarrow
I went cheap once with mechanical, never again
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Im fine with the cherries but more power to them
stiff yarrow
I haven'y used a cherry switch that I didn't like
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I dont really like reds for actual typing
gaming a linear switch is nice
not really elsewhere imo
stiff yarrow
goddamn that buckling spring
austere ivy
k70.
fresh ermine
have you guys seen the video of the people repairing cars and sinks with ramen
stiff yarrow
okay I've only tried like 4 of these switches and there's like 50 of them
merry talon
yeah I switched out my reds for the old blackwidow when I started programming more than gaming
wish I had gotten browns
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.g repairing my car with ramen!
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hey perfect
fresh ermine
that was perfect
austere ivy
which would you recommend I buy first?
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completely different switch
cosmic raft
I like the greens I have
austere ivy
I need the clikkity clackkity
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hit up the google on the difference between reds and blues
cosmic raft
Loud :3
fresh ermine
the sink one blows my mind the most
austere ivy
So..
merry talon
browns are like the middleman between blues and reds
austere ivy
red vs blue vs green vs brown?
fresh ermine
but its definitely fake
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you want blues if you want clacks
stiff yarrow
I've tried a blue
austere ivy
I don't need clacks
stiff yarrow
its do not want tier for me
austere ivy
I just need it to be responsive
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browns are nice middle ground
stiff yarrow
yeah I like the browns
austere ivy
What are the most like a pre-2015 Macbook keyboard?
Y'know those white Macbook pros.
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the apple keyboard
austere ivy
But like..
upper flicker
just go buy that
void void
Can jenkins run on low ram environments properly ?
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there is no mech switch like the macbook keyboards
austere ivy
The most far away from those awful membrane keyboards as possible
merry talon
not very well
stiff yarrow
membrane ๐คข
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just pick a brand and warranty the shit out of it
void void
Low ram environment with good amount on swap ? ๐ค
stiff yarrow
brian have you touched a Mechanical keyboard yet
austere ivy
I've had the clikkity clakkity at best bu
void void
Maybe with OpenJ9? ๐ค
merry talon
yeah no
austere ivy
buy
stiff yarrow
do you have virgin hands
austere ivy
I like that
yeah
I haven't bought one yet because I don't have a desktop to use with it.
merry talon
my jenkins chugs on 2 gigs
austere ivy
but I went to best buy and tried out a bunch, corsair and razer.
stiff yarrow
you haven't bought one yet because its illegal for you to work
void void
So 1GB is not enough
stiff yarrow
austere ivy
Not illegal, but am out of country.
stiff yarrow
idk I'm not famliiar with child labor laws
austere ivy
and I'm not sure about child labor laws here
unreal quarry
6 failed transactions later, the bank finally allowed it :3 i haz a new toy now ^_^
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512M for jenkins + whatever you want to build is the usual rule of thumb provided you have plenty of cpu
austere ivy
merry talon
screw jenkins anyway
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austere ivy
Gonna watch this ๐
merry talon
it's so far behind all the CIaaS
austere ivy
Oh browns seem awful.
void void
Is there something lighter than jenkins ?
austere ivy
I don't like browns at all.
upper flicker
I mean what is your goal
do you just want builds + tests
or do you want public distribution
fresh ermine
my windows dark mode just activated after ui updated
void void
Yeah, simple builds + tests
fresh ermine
it made my winsSCP look really funny
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travis, gitlab-ci
fresh ermine
lmao
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etc
void void
on small projects
merry talon
yeah
austere ivy
I don't need a clickity clackity keyboard but that seems indicative of how responsive it is..
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all those services
stiff yarrow
@austere ivy the feel is pretty important too, the blue switches feel really different
austere ivy
Blues or greens seem good.
void void
How's gitlab ci then ? Never tried
austere ivy
When I get back home I'll go to bestbuy and see if they have some keyboards on display.
merry talon
gitlab is a pretty good all in one solution
austere ivy
Honestly that could get annoying after typing so much.
All of them feel not like a membrane, right?
merry talon
some people swear by it, was a bit too much for me
fresh ermine
i love me loud keyboards
austere ivy
They're still mechanical
stiff yarrow
does bestbuy carry mechanical kbs?
austere ivy
Yeah.
upper flicker
I really like gitlab ci personally
merry talon
since you have to use gitlab
stiff yarrow
is mechanical mainstream now?
merry talon
that's what makes it annoying
upper flicker
but there's travis and about 100 other services that compete with travis too
so feel free to explore
cosmic raft
I like gitlab, but I don't trust gitlab.com
void void
"You need at least 2GB of addressable memory (RAM + swap) to install and use GitLab!"
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austere ivy
Yeah blues seem great.
merry talon
@cosmic raft why not?
stiff yarrow
@austere ivy membranes are actually a gross tactile feedback
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gitlab the host it yourself loves ram
merry talon
they won't make that mistake ever again
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if you cant run jenkins you cant run gitlab
austere ivy
Browns seem very unresponsive to me.
cosmic raft
It's had issues with database, etc
merry talon
like I said
austere ivy
They're so horrible to type on.
austere ivy
I mean I'm watching a video comparing sound.
void void
I just feel like developers don't care about optimisation nowadays, the more we go in the future, the more they don't care because "EveRyOnE HaS RaM NoW"
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your favorite keyboard is a membrane keyboard
void void
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merry talon
I tend to trust it even more that it had those issues
austere ivy
Z7, but they're not like some other membrane keyboards.
merry talon
since they'll never make that mistake again
austere ivy
Like those really wide keys that are almost sticky.
They press down and barely press back up.
stiff yarrow
all membrane keyboards are gross
upper flicker
there are a few other popular hosted instances that are well known too iirc
void void
I miss the days where developers would have to use tricks to make their code eficient...
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ultimately I dont trust github or gitlab not to lose my data
luckily git makes it easy to have many copies
fallen oracle
Si.
austere ivy
I'm really used to flat keys I guess.
stiff yarrow
then work on embedded systems jordan
void void
Now they just slap whatever hipster cloud technology that eats up ram and don't understand what's a pointer is
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sad days
austere ivy
I'm watching the sound and the spring back. Blues just seem more responsive.
Pop back up sooner.
merry talon
can just use the mirror function of the other provider
austere ivy
Or maybe it's just the sound bias.
merry talon
easiest backup ever
stiff yarrow
brown and red are similar to me but blue felt really different
stiff yarrow
never tried a green
void void
I mean, I work on some low level stuff beside working on Java stuff and I really can't understand technologies like nodejs
I'm just a hater I guess
austere ivy
People in the comment section are saying how bad browns are.
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stop watching youtube videos
austere ivy
Just by looking at it I really don't like the way browns seem to pop back up.
upper flicker
go somewhere and try them
austere ivy
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
austere ivy
I'll just go for blues, honestly.
upper flicker
how they sound is irrelevant
void void
No I don't want to sound kind of elitist
austere ivy
I like the color.
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how they feel to someone else is irrelevant
austere ivy
I also like the clickity clackity.
merry talon
the right language for the job isn't always clear though
void void
I sound sad of the next generations of developers
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I swear he really is baiting us
stiff yarrow
there's a reason we don't program everything in C, its because its a pain in the ass
austere ivy
When I get back home I'll go and try it I guess.
stiff yarrow
use the right tool for the job
austere ivy
I'm in a country where people don't know how to use computers, good luck finding anything newer than a 2015 pc.
cosmic raft
To be honest, I chose greens without trying them myself - just based on the sound in videos and people's reviees
So /shrug
upper flicker
they used to make like little tester kits you could have shipped to you for like $10
just one of each switch
austere ivy
I'm looking that up on Amazon.
cosmic raft
Still do
austere ivy
I'd like to try that.
void void
That''s not about this @stiff yarrow, that's about people using the first solution they find and not thinking of the performance of it
void void
There are ways of writing optimized code in all languages
People just don't care and don't know how to debug properly, understand how to make things more efficient
merry talon
it's not about being optimized
void void
Just make me sad
stiff yarrow
@void void there's plent of people writing dogshit C/C++, it didn't change just because we went to garbage collected langs
merry talon
it's about the fact that writing a web application in c is retarded
void void
@stiff yarrow Ofc, but you can write proper .net and write shit .net
stiff yarrow
oh dope I kind of want to buy one
austere ivy
This seems to be really highly rated.
111 ratings, highest out of any, most others have 3 to 0 ratings.
upper flicker
someone said clears were interesting too but I havent tried them
austere ivy
That and AKWOX ones.
stiff yarrow
Jordan you're just circle jerking tbh, knowing how to use pointers doesn't make you special
austere ivy
Sweet, when I get home I'll order one of these.
placid thicket
sorry everyone, hate to do this to you, you all just lost the game
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I lost the game the second everyone started asking about etas
the game is long since lost
merry talon
I haven't been playing for that long
austere ivy
What game?
placid thicket
the game is the game where you lose the game by thinking about the game
stiff yarrow
austere ivy
I know what it is. But I'm refusing to acknowledge it.
merry talon
That doesn't mean you don't lose
placid thicket
to win the game you must make the queen of England or the pope lose the game
austere ivy
rules don't apply to me
merry talon
That's not how it works
austere ivy
am a rebel
stiff yarrow
its an ancient 4chan may may brian
upper flicker
dont they just get a new queen if something happens to the old one?
how far down the line do I need to go
austere ivy
nossr I know lol
void void
I am not that kind of guy that say "yeah just code in C89 boรฏs fuck modern things", I love a lot of modern things, including .net core, I just think people just take the first solution that comes and because a lot of langages that runs in a VM can fix your own mistakes makes me think that less and less people care about finding the good way of doing things, I never said understanding pointers can make you elitist, I know people that can't understand a single line of cpp but they know the good practices in Java and what takes up more ram and/or use more CPU and whats not... @stiff yarrow
Never wanted to sound elitist or insulting
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@void void youre okay dude, we can fight off the electron invasion one app at a time
stiff yarrow
void void
@merry talon Write .net 2.0 and .net 4.7, see the differences
austere ivy
It is kinda silly to judge switches based on their sound. Of course the sound is a big part and you can see the responsiveness and how fast it pops back up.
But these samplers look super cool.
merry talon
I'll never write any .net ever
austere ivy
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the new .net core stuff isnt bad
void void
^
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I just dont have a ton of use for it personally
austere ivy
that looks good but only 3 reviews, all 5 stars though!
upper flicker
more power to you if you do or your comfortable or whatever
void void
I am not even good with .net, but I find a lot of things inside .net core interesting
austere ivy
This seems like a good budget one.
Red, black, blue, and brown. It'd be nice if they included greens and whites, though.
void void
and I wouldn't write production stuff in .net because I am not able to write efficient code due to the lack of experience with it
That's it
void void
If I wanted to sound elitist like some people here may think about me, I would have said "Oh yeah .net, I don't know it but as long as I understand cpp yeah fuck it that should be easy to write and debug"
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
stiff yarrow
@void void I didn't mean to offend you, I just hear that kind of shit and roll my eyes
nothings that black and white imo
austere ivy
Blue, green, brown, white, red, and black. Seems like all I need honestly.
void void
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
void void
I'm not offended, I just want you to know that I'm not here to give a bad image of me
I'm an open person
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spottedleaf
void void
Just trying to get people opinion
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z
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750
austere ivy
Sweepy, I'm not--
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ur
austere ivy
are these people baiting me
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amazing
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retarded
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thanks babe
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mfw
merry talon
z is baiting
void void
Someone sent me a link one day with a board of all switches brand in all colours
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z baits naturally by being retarded
void void
in one board
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see thats baiting
austere ivy
I'm convinced I'm super ignorant and I cannot know that I'm baiting, and everyone's baiting me by saying I'm baiting and making me think I am baiting while I'm not, but I actually am, and everyone's baiting me
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no ur baiting me by saying im baiting
austere ivy
You're baiting me into thinking I'm baiting
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people are onto the meta baiting game, they just say the word randomly as bait
austere ivy
you
austere ivy
I don't like when I have an opinion and then people are like
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ur literally baiting
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what are you gonna do ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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right nbow
austere ivy
"bRiAn bAiTs EvERyoNe PaRt 591387"
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channel history is just full of mech switch testers now
void void
๐
merry talon
probably because you don't have actual opinions and just say things for attention
stiff yarrow
tbh those testers wouldn't really be good for knowing if I'd like the kb, since its just one key
austere ivy
I'm just really talkative, and I should stop being so talkative
void void
Brian baits ep 999
stiff yarrow
you don't get that typing experience
void void
yeah true
austere ivy
honestly I'd get annoyed at me
void void
but some people can feel annoyed by the key feeling
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you're baiting yet again
austere ivy
no seriously.
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ur baiting
austere ivy
I actually feel like if I was a friend with myself I'd get annoyed by myself.
by how annoying and how much I talk.
merry talon
he's convinced himself he's actually not baiting
austere ivy
maybe I should just tone it down.
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he's programmed himself to bait people all the time
merry talon
which is bait
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gonna make the new bot delete every message with bait
and youll have to come up with a new word
austere ivy
^ praise ^
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and itll just be a vicious cycle
merry talon
สแดษq
austere ivy
z, I will literally
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everything youve ever said has been just garbage characters
austere ivy
learn how to program this bot
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lets be real here
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mfw
austere ivy
so that I can help you eradicate leaf from saying bait
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z ur garbage
austere ivy
I have opinions, I need to learn to tone myself down so I'm not annoying
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@austere ivy in rust with unit tests, on my desk by friday
austere ivy
honestly I feel like I'm overbearing and annoying sometimes, and I'll try to tone myself now
merry talon
we'll start talking in images
austere ivy
but
merry talon
get ready to break out some ML
austere ivy
I want to be able to say an opinion and it's not baiting
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Ill call in a favor with the mspaintide guy
he does image processing all day on cancer
merry talon
yeah but it's not captcha-ified
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well we'll use cancer fonts
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we'll write our own fonts
austere ivy
you got it, boss.
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we can ban on mspaint use
austere ivy
clap clap it's blockchain ms paint machine learning advanced if statements time
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z
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all 5 people left will be thrilled
merry talon
o shit
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ban all images
stiff yarrow
anyone wanna guess how long until the chipset jokes come out 
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we'll use google
austere ivy
z7 can my discord rust bot include blockchain machine learning?
merry talon
at what point is it easier to ban brian
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alright
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run everything through gmail spam filter
merry talon
so we have no more problems
stiff yarrow
sweepy the only thing you write about is brian, doesn't that make you below brian as your existence revolves around him
austere ivy
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.rekt
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merry talon
that's bait
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not even fucking roads get rolled that hard
merry talon
u get rolled harder in plat
merry talon
yeah ur lower
merry talon
just in general
merry talon
I haven't been plat in like 10 seasons
merry talon
confirmed trash
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think ow might be worse than dota
at least dota people are self aware of how trash it is
upper flicker
mind reader too
merry talon
u psysically cannot know having only played it once
upper flicker
playing it just once doesnt mean I havent read into it, watched others, and played comparable games
you do not need to play it to realize how bad it is
austere ivy
Z7 do you like Terraria?
upper flicker
not really
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z u should play ow
upper flicker
its fine
austere ivy
:(
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but not really
austere ivy
My 550 hours on Terraria disagrees with you, Z7.
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you're baiting again
stiff yarrow
platinum disco
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wtf is this weeb trash
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your 550 hours disagree with whether I like it?
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of course nossr posts the weeb trash
merry talon
thinking 550 is a lot of hours
upper flicker
are you sure you arent baiting
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upper flicker
there are probably plenty of other games I dont like that you do
thats fine
you do you
austere ivy
What other games do you like?
merry talon
that's unacceptable
upper flicker
vim is the superior IDE
upper flicker
csgo is ruined too
austere ivy
CS:GO is good..
upper flicker
dont you worry about cs
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i haven't played that in like 3 years
stiff yarrow
merry talon
me shoot terrorist, me defuse bomb
austere ivy
Too many.
merry talon
me repeat 20 times
austere ivy
Too much.
stiff yarrow
barty confirmed league pleb
austere ivy
No wonder you like RUST, nossr, ๐
cosmic raft
stiff yarrow
best game on that list is underrail
cosmic raft
hi
austere ivy
That's why you're my friend ;D
merry talon
oh no kashike
cosmic raft
?
merry talon
you're too deep
cosmic raft
?
merry talon
he called you a friend
austere ivy
I'm surprised I don't like you, barty.
stiff yarrow
rust showing up in everyones list
merry talon
nice barty
austere ivy
Oh wait, I remember. It's because you call me a ret**d 50 times a day.
merry talon
austere ivy
I don't have rust ;c
I'd also like to play TF2, I've heard it's good.
But I don't have enough money to play it ;c
upper flicker
think I own rust
austere ivy
Too much DLC.
upper flicker
definitely havent played more than an hour
stiff yarrow
Rust is not a game you can play if you have any responsibilities
austere ivy
I think TF2 is just hat simulator 2k14.
Hey barty, we're great friends, right?
Can I have a copy ๐
stiff yarrow
Rust is literally MMO tier of commitment
merry talon
rust will shorten your lifespan
austere ivy
Okay if it's addicting, that means it's bad for you, right?
Give it to me if I'm your enemy.
That's the truest revenge ๐
upper flicker
I dont have time for more mmo-level commitments
austere ivy
Yes
merry talon
you can log off of an MMO and not worry about if you're going to want to shoot yourself tomorrow
upper flicker
some of the gameplay looked cool though
merry talon
that doesn't apply to rust
austere ivy
Let's see..
stiff yarrow
upper flicker
I saw space engineers came out of beta at some point and it looked like they were fixing it up and adding stuff
austere ivy
upper flicker
still havent played since some old beta
austere ivy
Wow Minecraft took a hit.
stiff yarrow
come back to me when you've mastered finland simulator
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austere ivy
stiff yarrow
I played this while streaming it and on voice chat with my finnish friend
austere ivy
This just goes to show how popular Minecraft is
stiff yarrow
very educational game
austere ivy
Even Undertale, how popular it got, barely even scratches how popular Minecraft is.
Yeah it blew up.
austere ivy
Still, even in it's peak.
What are, what you guys consider, some of the most popular games?
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austere ivy
Z7 WHERE'S THAT BOT
stiff yarrow
just look at sales numbers brian
upper flicker
well GTA V is probably still sitting in the top 10 on steam's sales list
stiff yarrow
.g top 10 best selling video games
upper flicker
its been there since launch
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austere ivy
okay, GTA V
upper flicker
so thats probably one of them
austere ivy
upper flicker
inb4 minecraft beats out tetris
stiff yarrow
it will soon
stiff yarrow
mod menu?
austere ivy
I don't think they're going to let it die.
upper flicker
theyre just gonna kill it by constantly shipping broken ass releases everyone has to wait 6 months for to be stable
the bedrock migration strat 
stiff yarrow
Microsoft probably overpaid, notch would've sold for less I'm sure
imagine they offered 1 billion
who says no to that
upper flicker
Federal Court of Australia
austere ivy
He wouldn't have.
upper flicker
Ozzieland is not well known for sane shit
austere ivy
In an old tumblr post he said he needs"2.5 billion to even consider it"
cosmic raft
see: encryption
upper flicker
they'd probably do it in the US too who am I kidding
austere ivy
Twitter
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) โ@notch (notch): @Ender_Advetur 2.5 billion dollars (1 year and 7 months ago)
stiff yarrow
I wonder how much Microsoft has made off MC including merchandise, realms, etc
austere ivy
No way, really?
austere ivy
I mean when you go around buying other literal companies for around the same price..
OKAY HERE WE GO
upper flicker
theres an entire pool of profit they immediately got access to without even making another sale
then there's obviously the sales
stiff yarrow
the mobile game alone has made microsoft at least 500 million
merchandise is $$$
yeah
they are making a fortune tbh
but they still overpaid
tbh notch securing 2.2 billion might be the best trade deal I've ever seen
austere ivy
Twitter
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(DiscordBot) โ@notch (notch): Anyway, my price is two billion dollars. Give me two billion dollars, and I'll endorse your crap. (6 years and 4 months ago)
stiff yarrow
pretty sure twitter is free barty
upper flicker
remember kids, the next time someone says your game is poorly written trash and no one will ever love you so stop throwing shit out there
remember notch got 2.5 billion for MC
austere ivy
He wasn't "oooh I'm learning Java and I'M MAKING A GAME WOW"
He was intelligent and did game jams BEFORE Minecraft.
upper flicker
I mean sure
austere ivy
Quoting old tumblr things I read.
upper flicker
MC is hardly the bar though either
austere ivy
Like it might be badly written now, but for what it was before and earlier, Notch did a brilliant job.
upper flicker
lets not hold it up for technical credentials it doesnt have
austere ivy
He started a revolution.
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(DiscordBot) Coding with Notch (from Minecraft: The Story of Mojang) - length 3m 57s - 37,404 likes, 892 dislikes (97.7%) - 3,262,216 views - 2PlayerProductions on 2011.11.22
austere ivy
I mean watch that
it's kinda cool
he shows that he uses
eCLIPSE
but this is back in 2011.
upper flicker
sure someone will take this randomly out of context and bitch about it at some point somewhere too
austere ivy
that's what people used.
cosmic raft
it's notch
upper flicker
so thats cool
cosmic raft
what did you expect
austere ivy
But he's super intelligent.
He just, is in an interview, trying not to be awkward
and he's coding in front of them
making them do stuff
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brian part 15
stiff yarrow
what makes him super intelligent brian
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(DiscordBot) Why Markus "Notch" Persson Sold Minecraft and Became A Billionaire | Forbes - length 6m 14s - 14,245 likes, 280 dislikes (98.1%) - 840,065 views - Forbes on 2015.03.03
upper flicker
the bot is coming
upper flicker
think most of us have seen that
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z ur just baiting
cosmic raft
you just fucking linked it not even 5 minutes ago
austere ivy
Barty he started an entire era of block games.
There wasn't a huge market for block games before, and now.. there's a ton.
He's not a genius but he did say in tumblr posts beforehand that he considered himself intelligent and said he had good Java programming skills. Let me pull it up.
He said he participated in a lot of game jams like ludem dare and stuff before Minecraft.
void void
English people, which one is correct :
An error occurred while reading configuration
An error occurred whilst reading configuration
?
cosmic raft
austere ivy
:thonkeyes:
:(
Thou hast had an error occurrest whilst eye-scrolling 'le config of uration
sharp sentinel
Notch could code but not much else from what I heard
Like MC wasnโt version controlled for years
upper flicker
tbh everyone pretty much goes through something like that blog post of his at some point
upper flicker
you think youre really good, you get knocked down, suddenly realize the world is huge and no one is as good as they think they are
sharp sentinel
Yeah, itโs a rather normal thing
austere ivy
Barty's favorite word.
unreal quarry
the more i learn, the more i realize i'm dumb
austere ivy
And everyone else, too, apparently >:I
upper flicker
There isnt a moderation bot or neural network good enough to filter this catastrophe
sharp sentinel
Self taught people may be great programmers, but generally lack a wide level of skills
austere ivy
z7 I'll get that blockchain machine learning advanced if statement algorithmically exponentiated rust type-safe discord bot to filter it out for you, by thursday.
upper flicker
I said by friday
sharp sentinel
I had never met another programmer before university
austere ivy
oh, phew
merry talon
you already have one
sharp sentinel
So I was pretty closed off to many things
merry talon
the bridge
unreal quarry
@sharp sentinel i'm self taught ^_^
peak dirge
I thought I was the only person interested in computer science in my town until my senior year of high school and my first year of university.
upper flicker
the bridge is more of a 1.9 quality bot tyvm
sharp sentinel
Iโm also self taught
merry talon
old and outdated?
peak dirge
I'm self-taught too.
pulsar wigeon
you're also a ๐ฎ programmer matthew :^)
sharp sentinel
Oof
pulsar wigeon
gotem
merry talon
because it's not stable that's for sure
sharp sentinel
Throwing shade
austere ivy
AndGK, if you're not using blockchain already it's too late for you
Only machine learning can save you now
upper flicker
terrifying
austere ivy
@spare venture
me when I learned how to use c++:
I can recognize java, python, c++, javascript, and bash
not sure what the purple one in the middle is though.
peak dirge
That's C#
void void
C#
austere ivy
Ah, ok.
void void
Wait
upper flicker
@meager perch always reference the chart https://i.imgur.com/e3NkTFN.png
void void
console.log gang
austere ivy
Honestly describes me too much though
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shittalking C
austere ivy
I'm like "ok time to learn c++ brian, better for games, amazing, will make you smart"
upper flicker
fighting leaf coming out
upper flicker
talking smack about his favorite old language
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C is god tier
austere ivy
I don't know why you cough imbeciles are still using Java and C.
austere ivy
I prefer html as my main programming language.
Html + css if you're advanced
/s /s /s
merry talon
there is no bash in there
void void
<?php
echo "hello world";
?>
ionic sonnet
austere ivy
Okay.
merry talon
I thought blockchain was a weird buzzword but kinda saw the potential when I saw some dude talk about event sourced architecture in a talk
austere ivy
I've got a fancy new username.
merry talon
It's still a weird buzzword
void void
It is
merry talon
but in theory makes sense
austere ivy
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Let me fix it.
<ai>
<detectBait>
@TehBrian#6219
</detectBait>
</ai>
Fixed.
Now the code functions.
No problem.
Snatch it before the others do! I bet some are already on their way!
I'm watching that Coding with Notch video.
shudders
he's using that style of if statements.
<advancedifstatement>
<algorithm>
<machinelearning>
<blockchain>
<ai>
<detectBait>
@TehBrian#6219
</detectBait>
</ai>
</blockchain>
</machinelearning>
</algorithm>
</advancedifstatement>
are you typing that out and printing it on that old acid paper shit
what is that image
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austere ivy
That's the youtube video by the way.
They're using a camera to take video of a monitor.
Not particularly ideal but.. y'know.
Whatever. I'm going to go with AndGK and go get our monies from our advanced if statement algorithmic machine learning blockchain ai for detecting bait.
Wow, that was quick.
upper flicker
brian you onely have on eye
austere ivy
I'm elon musk, does it matter??ยฟยฟ
upper flicker
well youre getting sued for calling someone a pedophile
merry talon
z you only have 1 brain cell
upper flicker
so write a check and run
jolly tundra
austere ivy
:(
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