general

[gloomy sphinx]

i installed it on my surface pro 2

[cosmic raft]

lmao

[merry talon]

lol

[void void]

ok

[merry talon]

@gloomy sphinx speaking of CSS skills look what I made yesterday

having barely touched it before

[gloomy sphinx]

lol

wanna see what i made today

[merry talon]

yes

[gloomy sphinx]

https://ethosrealms.com/worstwebsite/suspendedpage.html

it was for the worst server on spigot

good ol suspended page

from what like 2005

[merry talon]

you made it? lol

[gloomy sphinx]

yeah lol

[merry talon]

nice

[gloomy sphinx]

on a shitty laptop with a tn panel

no idea how i got the colors right

[merry talon]

background-image: url("../images/Screenshot\ from\ 2019-05-07\ 02-08-59.png");

[quasi valley]

beautiful

[merry talon]

hmm

[gloomy sphinx]

lol

i took a screenshot of the banner

just the orange part

i could not locate the actual banner

[heavy rapids]

@merry talon html emails? D:

[merry talon]

yes

[heavy rapids]

I've never known anyone who accepts those

[merry talon]

wat

[heavy rapids]

Well, most people I know are neckbeards at the CS dept

but

[merry talon]

frankly I don't care about the people using monolithic email clients

[cosmic raft]

everything I know displays html by default, it's images that people have to enable usually

lol

[merry talon]

I care about gmail

[heavy rapids]

hm, TIL

[gloomy sphinx]

yeah just images

[heavy rapids]

I actually thought nobody used these

[cosmic raft]

Everyone uses HTML in emails

[merry talon]

I had to contact someone and my client encoded what was just text as HTML

they got mad and told me to "get a better email client if I want a response"

so I just said fuck it you aren't getting my business

[heavy rapids]

I think my github-listed email even rejects HTML mail

hmm

[gloomy sphinx]

then you are missing a lot of emails

html is safe

[merry talon]

yeah 99% of the emails I get are html

[gloomy sphinx]

css is easy to learn but fucking difficult to master

that is all i know

[heavy rapids]

I usually get HTML mail with titles written in cyrillic letters probably promising me a silver mine and blue pills

every real person I exchange emails with uses text mail

some services use HTML but i just ignore the misformatted stuff

[merry talon]

I don't exchange emails with aquaintances because I'm not living in 1999

[heavy rapids]

well, I probably am

[gloomy sphinx]

if someone adds bold text in their signature that is html

so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

email is the shit

its a great way to recieve messages and use it as an excuse to respond a few days later

[merry talon]

Hello,

The account is deleted and the username is blacklisted from future use.

Shayne.

why do people do this

[gloomy sphinx]

pretty soon instant messaging platforms will be the snailmail and we will all be using hyper messaging with our microsoft hololens that reads our mind

[merry talon]

nothing to do with the email just the account banning

[gloomy sphinx]

account name banning?

[merry talon]

heh, you think microsoft will be the future

I for one welcome our google overlords

[gloomy sphinx]

microsoft will be the future

google is still just a baby

[merry talon]

yeah, like, I'll delete an account and it will still exist just in a "closed" state being never useable again

[heavy rapids]

censored quote from an email i received minutes ago, all the formatting is the e-mail client. all my emails look like this :D

[merry talon]

that's not deleting the account

[gloomy sphinx]

oh yeah

i fucking hate that

its so they still have your data that way they can show higher growth stats to investors

same reason as to why facebook has a huge register now button

and they dont care if you make multiple accounts

since it is easier to register a new account than to login lol

[merry talon]

facebook needs to die

[gloomy sphinx]

instagram does

facebook the company is shit but the platform is ok

[merry talon]

I think instagram is fine

but facebook is useless

[heavy rapids]

compared to y'all I'm probably a digital hermit when it comes to email/messaging/stuff like that :D

[gloomy sphinx]

instagram has girls dressing in aliexpress clothes holding skateboards they cant ride

and instagram is useless

especially when they remove the like system

at least facebook i can message, post, comment, and read news at the same time

rather than just jack off the instagram people and their depressing photos and lie filled lives

lol

[merry talon]

if you read news on facebook you're doing something horribly wrong

for the first 3 things twitter does it better

[gloomy sphinx]

twitter is dead

[merry talon]

but it doesn't do pictures well

[gloomy sphinx]

they make -$100120120301203 a day

or year

idk

[merry talon]

yeah but that doesn't mean it's not a better platform

[gloomy sphinx]

its outdated

[merry talon]

have you been on facebook recently

the look hasn't changed in 10 years

[gloomy sphinx]

yes they just rolled out another update

people use facebook mobile now

not the website

mobile has changed like 100x

messenger is pretty decent

except for the bugs

[void void]

aint they using react native?

[merry talon]

probably they made it

[void void]

so basically it will exactly have the same bugs like on web

[gloomy sphinx]

but as an epic neckbeard i prefer xmpp

[void void]

lol

[gloomy sphinx]

facebook wont die

i think twitter and instagram will eventually

kinda like snapchat did

twitter is already on its death bed

[void void]

everything dies eventually

this includes facebook....i hope

[gloomy sphinx]

tell that to minecraft

i dare you

[void void]

i mean it got close a few years ago

[heavy rapids]

well, as long as MS doesn't have its $2B back they'll forcefully resuscitate MC every time.

[gloomy sphinx]

yeah

tbh they did a good job

[merry talon]

you don't think they already have it?

[gloomy sphinx]

i dont think they do

or maybe they do and thats why they are trying new things

z750 is awake

[vestal jasper]

z750 is awake

[gloomy sphinx]

probably just woke up with his green tea and pancakes

had a paper 1.14 nightmare

or maybe the zombie dupe glitch reappeared

[heavy rapids]

zombie dupe glitch? so duping zombies or duping by using zombies?

[upper flicker]

It’s good to know people can track whether or not I’m awake based on my discord usage

[golden gust]

#AlwaysWatching

[static badge]

[safe mason]

Can I ask something regarding linux here? I need a bit of support.

[upper flicker]

many people here use linux on their servers or even on their desktops

feel free to ask and if someone knows theyll respond

[safe mason]

I also tried something like

And variations of those. None of them seem to work.

I checked if cron can even run jobs with @reboot (date > /tmp/date-check.txt) and it seems to work:

[void void]

War kitty confirmed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMNSvHswljM

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) DEF CON 22 - Gene Bransfield - Weaponizing Your Pets: The War Kitteh and the Denial of Service Dog - length 37m 14s - 5,492 likes, 106 dislikes (98.1%) - 248,579 views - DEFCONConference on 2014.08.19

[safe mason]

I also tried this

The file in /tmp/ is created with no entries.

[wide hazel]

@cosmic raft regarding the tv show- of course it's great, it's HBO

Also, gmornin

[golden gust]

Might need to run it with bash -l or something, to simulate a login shell properly

Otherwise some stuff might not be set properly and might be causing it to break

(sh -l should work too, iirc)

[safe mason]

Hmm okay, trying now

Nope, still doesn't work

I mean unless I didn't configure it right

Tried with bash and sh and -l and without it

I was searching on google and found out that others had problems with it too

But can't seem to fight the solution

[stiff yarrow]

@wide hazel https://github.com/egg82/2FAPlus/pull/2 notice me senpai

[pulsar wigeon]

tfw util method name is longer than the code itself https://i.imgur.com/N9iewXn.png

[upper flicker]

really it should let you pick how many zeros

for shame

if its going to assume it should be in the name

and then it probably needs a factory

[wide hazel]

@stiff yarrow soon :(

I've just been busy lately

Classes end in like two weeks

Then I'll have free time

Right now it's finals

[stiff yarrow]

every night I go to sleep thinking about the clinically obese method parameters who are at risk of scaring new contributors from their girth

[wide hazel]

Lol

[limber knot]

Reminder for kashike: @void void mai!!!

[wide hazel]

Hahaha that actually works

[vestal jasper]

Permissions are disabled by default (exception: admin commands). You can enable them by setting "EnablePermissions: true" in your config.yml.

Why do plugins do this

I seriously wonder how many servers would be running that plugin that don't have a permissions plugin

[finite wave]

🤷🏼‍♂️

[stiff yarrow]

I personally never used a perm plugin but I had an anarchy server

[static badge]

still have cancer

[vestal jasper]

ur retarded leaf

[static badge]

ur retarded

[limber knot]

Any idea what would cause this error? https://pastebin.com/06cC0AZH (not my own log)

[static badge]

fawe

[vestal jasper]

I'd say something in an event being null when it shouldn't

[static badge]

mfw

[vestal jasper]

Where are my peepo emotes wtf

[limber knot]

I'm confused though, because it says

[static badge]

the blockstate looks like it got nulled by something

[limber knot]

Caused by: java.lang.IllegalStateException: Tile is null, asynchronous access? CraftBlock{pos=BlockPosition{x=71, y=65, z=357},type=BARRIER,data=Block{minecraft:barrier}

but at "at org.bukkit.craftbukkit.v1_14_R1.block.CraftContainer.<init>(CraftContainer.java:13)"

[static badge]

yeah

it gets the tile entity there

it does a check to ensure not-null

since it needs to copy

but this is 1.14 huh :>

[limber knot]

"at org.bukkit.craftbukkit.v1_14_R1.block.CraftBarrel.<init>(CraftBarrel.java:13) "

[static badge]

is there a way to reproduce this

[limber knot]

So is it expecting a Barrel, but it got changed to a Barrier?

[static badge]

no

it's just craftbarrel extends whatever

and it's calling a super class's constructor

[limber knot]

Barriers aren't containers though, which is why I'm confused

[static badge]

I don't see barrier

[limber knot]

Caused by: java.lang.IllegalStateException: Tile is null, asynchronous access? CraftBlock{pos=BlockPosition{x=71, y=65, z=357},type=BARRIER,data=Block{minecraft:barrier}

[static badge]

oh now I see it

[safe mason]

I did it!

Just needed to add some sleeps because tmux can't load that fast.

[static badge]

yeah sounds like it got replaced during the event

[limber knot]

Alright, I'll ask him if he's using FAWE

Does FAWE even work in 1.14?

[static badge]

it could be fawe I'd recommend telling him to not use any other plugin and test

[limber knot]

Don't think he knows how to reproduce it :(

Trying to reproduce it myself, but no luck

[static badge]

rip

[limber knot]

I was thinking that maybeee "barrier" and "barrel" have a typo mix-up somewhere

But I'm not able to recreate any issues with barriers thus far

[static badge]

lemme dl ur plugin and see

[golden gust]

Maybe bad plugins/a corrupted world?

[static badge]

is this the latest on spigotmc

[golden gust]

It's complaining that the block is there but there is no TE in the world for it

[limber knot]

2.16.3 yeah

Also CraftContainer on a non-container tho

[static badge]

mfw ur plugin dies if ran from ide

god damn it

[limber knot]

🤔

[static badge]

can't reproduce :>

[merry talon]

mfw tmux @reboot

there's like 10 quadrillion better ways

[merry talon]

that's gross

[pulsar wigeon]

ur gross

[void void]

how is that gross

[merry talon]

looks cold

and looks pineapple

[void void]

???

[pulsar wigeon]

tbh i cant tell if it's gross because the lack of pixels

[void void]

are you american and blind ?

[pulsar wigeon]

or the lack of resolution anyway

[merry talon]

?????

[pulsar wigeon]

there's a lot of pixels but they all kinda look like one

[void void]

@pulsar wigeon I am forced to compress, this is a 40MPx photo

😭

discord upload limit

there's no pineapple, its very hot

[merry talon]

great

[void void]

4 cheese + boiled chicken + hot chilli

[merry talon]

but it doesn't look that way

[limber knot]

Spottedleaf: from the Spigot chat: "afaik that was fixed in a later version of Spigot"

[void void]

my question was are you american ?

[merry talon]

no

[void void]

from what country are you

[limber knot]

well

[void void]

because I know all countries have different looking pizza

[merry talon]

canada

[void void]

yeah that's why

I find north american pizzas gross

90% of oil, greasy

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[limber knot]

Spottedleaf: electroniccat: https://hub.spigotmc.org/stash/projects/SPIGOT/repos/craftbukkit/commits/a584320126d22f0571a00ed96af34485a90565f9

My suspicion was correct, but it's also fixed

[golden gust]

lol

[limber knot]

Ugh @ people running old Spigot versions though

[static badge]

[golden gust]

5 days ago 😄

[limber knot]

Yeah..

[void void]

running spigot on latest release tho, be prepared to have daily cron task to update your jar

[finite wave]

Mhm

[near heron]

I still do it by hand, every morning when everyone is offline

[indigo plinth]

How's the development of paper 1.14 going?

[upper flicker]

stabby

its going very stabby

[finite wave]

Play with yourself? @near heron

[near heron]

Hahah, luckly not, would be a wast to run a ryzen based server, with 32GB of ram en 1.5TB of ssd storage for my own.

[limber knot]

https://twitter.com/pid_eins/status/1125745016490602497

Lennart Poettering (@pid_eins)

So AMD CPUs implement an RDRAND operation that doesn't actually return randomness (after your first suspend/resume cycle that is). https://t.co/FNsqJb4TEu

Twitter

(Amaranth) @pid_eins (Lennart Poettering): So AMD CPUs implement an RDRAND operation that doesn't actually return randomness (after your first suspend/resume… https://t.co/gWiAYQ2fBr (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

[merry talon]

        case BLAST_FURNACE:
            return new CraftBlastFurnace(this);
        case CAMPFIRE:
            return new CraftCampfire(this);
``` wtf these exist?

[heavy rapids]

yes

1.14

[unreal quarry]

I love the new 1.14 contraptions

[merry talon]

oh cool google I/O today

[austere ivy]

It’s my birthday! :D

I am going to do absolutely nothing today

Which is about every day for me but

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[unreal quarry]

Happy birthday! I hope you get lots of strippers as a present \o/

[bold zephyr]

hes a minor lol

[limber knot]

lol

[stiff yarrow]

what kind of birthdays did you have in middle school billy

[golden gust]

https://youtu.be/aVSORyNwNeU?t=61

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Two and a half men - Russell the best pharmacist in the world - length 2m 9s - 2,951 likes, 108 dislikes (96.5%) - 603,291 views - Jamie Davis on 2012.03.16

[unreal quarry]

Everyone of all ages loves strippers

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJs431FsC_k how?!

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) A Dad Mistakenly Drank A Lava Lamp At Bedtime. This Is What Happened To His Kidneys. - length 12m 56s - 24,130 likes, 324 dislikes (98.7%) - 333,960 views - Chubbyemu on 2019.05.06

[finite wave]

@golden gust Is that new?

[golden gust]

The chubby one, yea

[finite wave]

Cool i’ll watch it when i get hole thx

Home

**

Not hole

[austere ivy]

hey

found it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/534704778802888704.gif?v=1

it's my birthday

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/534704778802888704.gif?v=1

I like that emote.

I think I'll keep this link handy for whenever I need it.

[merry talon]

not having nitro

[stiff yarrow]

Brian I linked Nitro like 10 times

[coarse urchin]

Epic

[stiff yarrow]

how slow can you be

[coarse urchin]

is paper 1.14.1 out yet

[merry talon]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[austere ivy]

uh

[potent warren]

[austere ivy]

all of it was stolen by spotted

with his autoclicker

,_,

[coarse urchin]

[austere ivy]

hey and my internet is like 10mbps

so

[merry talon]

why would that matter

[stiff yarrow]

he doesn't know what latency is

[austere ivy]

my latency is like

hold on let me test

[stiff yarrow]

inb4 he doesn't ping the discord server we're on

[merry talon]

join a channel and check bottom left

[static badge]

autoclicker

[void void]

remove his no-reactions role

as a present

[austere ivy]

no

that's dangerous

[stiff yarrow]

if anything Brian should have had the advantage with his youthful reflexes

[austere ivy]

"youthful"

I'm 15 going on 50

[void void]

using quotes instead of Meme Arrows

[stiff yarrow]

that's not bad

[austere ivy]

well it can't beat autoclicers

clickers

[merry talon]

I dont think spotted can react in 50ms

[austere ivy]

I actually did click on it once and then I took a seat back and celebrated

[merry talon]

he's pretty bad at widow

[austere ivy]

and realized I needed to click again

[stiff yarrow]

[native thunder]

Yikes

[austere ivy]

👀

[merry talon]

$99.99

[sturdy fulcrum]

Rip

[stiff yarrow]

[austere ivy]

😠

[sturdy fulcrum]

That mcmmo $$ getting putto use

[austere ivy]

it was you BARTY!

not Leaf!

GET OVER HERE

[stiff yarrow]

I just want to put more pepes in the world

[merry talon]

[austere ivy]

🤛 👊 🤜

[sturdy fulcrum]

Go outside with your pants off

[austere ivy]

what? why?

[sturdy fulcrum]

To put more Pepes in the world

[austere ivy]

what

they're in the world whether people can see it or not

nossr

what's that one pepe emote where he's like suspicious

[sturdy fulcrum]

Pepes aren’t made from keeping it in your pants

[stiff yarrow]

[austere ivy]

yeah okay put that after my next message ok?

clip I have a feeling that you just want to see our pepes

[stiff yarrow]

[austere ivy]

lol

[sturdy fulcrum]

I’m sure no one does

Good thing you keep it where it’s at

[austere ivy]

ditto

[sturdy fulcrum]

Lol

[austere ivy]

:L

Oui oui, okay see you folks.

[sturdy fulcrum]

Cya

[wide chasm]

Smh, Paper has 1.14, Minecraft releases 1.14.1 pre-1

[hard lake]

btw https://twitter.com/adrian_ivl/status/1125784845278490626?s=19

Adrian Östergård (@adrian_ivl)

Hello! We're now releasing a pre-release for 1.14.1. Check it out! https://t.co/QqKBW4F3DI

Twitter

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) @adrian_ivl (Adrian Östergård): Hello! We're now releasing a pre-release for 1.14.1. Check it out! https://t.co/QqKBW4F3DI (17 minutes and 14 seconds ago)

[quasi valley]

haha

[wide chasm]

Get back to work! /s

[heavy rapids]

i upgraded and lost everything /s

[void void]

wow that

that's a lot of people on

50 heart reactions

[merry talon]

eta?

[void void]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[void void]

wait

[merry talon]

eta for stability???

[void void]

but its out already

stability : never

[hard lake]

Is there any form of essentials plugin for 1.14 yet @upper flicker lol?

[upper flicker]

why the fuck would you ping me about that

[fallen jungle]

Wtf? I 1000% did not expect any 1.14-related build to come out so fast?

[hard lake]

Oof

[limber knot]

EssentialsX? 🤔

[hard lake]

Well you pinged me

[merry talon]

not false

[heavy rapids]

wrongn't

[flat oriole]

Aaah, I love the sound of freshly updated builds early in the morning

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[slim lake]

@upper flicker so update all servers ignoring bugs they could have. Thx

[heavy rapids]

mfw 1.12.2 will stay a stable release

😏

[austere ivy]

z

z7, can you also announce that it's my birthday :)

[slim lake]

I prefer to use craft bukkit 1.4.2

@austere ivy no one cares tho?

[sturdy fulcrum]

Gg on the update

[austere ivy]

hey

I care tho

:D

[sturdy fulcrum]

Oh you are back

[austere ivy]

Oh, you are back?

[sturdy fulcrum]

Welcome back

[austere ivy]

Thank you, welcome back

[sturdy fulcrum]

I never left

[austere ivy]

I never left either

[sturdy fulcrum]

Uh oh

[slim lake]

Off topic this gpg key is taking forever

[austere ivy]

you wanna back down or should I

[sturdy fulcrum]

Both

[austere ivy]

hmmm

I'm not backing off

I was here first

[sturdy fulcrum]

U sure about that

[austere ivy]

Yeah

[sturdy fulcrum]

Idk bro

[slim lake]

Not sure if gpg key froze? Or is taking forever

[hot gorge]

So when are we going to see an influx of people asking for an eta on 14.1? Anyone wanna do a pool?

[wide chasm]

When 1.14.1? /s

[safe tide]

have you ever had someone ask you a question on how to use your plugin and you think to yourself if I have to tell you, you probably shouldnt try running a server?

[woven otter]

omg where is paper 1.14.5

[wide chasm]

@safe tide Yes

[hot gorge]

paper 2.67.1 when?!?!

[safe tide]

@wide chasm wgat do you do in those cases

[slim lake]

@safe tide my plugins are not that popular

[wide chasm]

I just help them anyway

[sturdy fulcrum]

I know who u are tux

[tawny sorrel]

@hot gorge I wonder if Minecraft will ever reach version 2.

[hot gorge]

🤷

[heavy rapids]

probably $20 DLC

[tawny sorrel]

lol

[safe tide]

@tawny sorrel #8131 probably not b/c that would be more or less an entire recode

[wide chasm]

Would probably help though

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum good. @tawny sorrel yeah. It will be the killing of the Java edition and forcing people to use bedrock and I will protest and stick with java because it supports linux

[safe tide]

bedrock is essentially mc 2.0

[merry talon]

too bad it sucks

[slim lake]

That will be a sad day. You will find me crying on the floor

[safe tide]

damn auto correct

[tawny sorrel]

It kinda is sadly. They fixed so much when they re-coded it

[austere ivy]

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-14-1-pre-release-1

ermagash

[quartz sequoia]

When will we able to achieve O(0) complexity

🤔

[wide chasm]

That's still constant though

I want O(1/n)

[slim lake]

Gpg didn't freeze it's just being slow!

[heavy rapids]

is it, stef? c*0 = 0

[tawny sorrel]

Tin Foil Hat

[austere ivy]

1.14.1 when /s

[wide chasm]

0 is still constant. I.e. for every element it takes just as long. With 1/n it would get faster the more you have.

[quartz sequoia]

O(loge)

[austere violet]

Lol

[heavy rapids]

but 0 would be faster than 1/n for every n.

[quartz sequoia]

^

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum how's it going?

Any new features in placeholder api

[heavy rapids]

I don't know if the landau definition holds up against f(x) = 0

[sturdy fulcrum]

Good. Just added /daddy back

[wide chasm]

Nice

[wide chasm]

mrfloris will hate you though

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum did you see flori's tweet

[tawny sorrel]

Fixed:
Chunk rendering is extremely slow and random in 1.14
Game crashed while loading chunks
Nice

[sturdy fulcrum]

No

[austere ivy]

Try 1.14.1

[sturdy fulcrum]

But trust me I am sure it was heated regarding a command alias

I never had a dad in my life and finally got one with /daddy

And they took that from me

Now I have a stepdad

😂😂

[wide chasm]

If you don't have a dad, just create your own, sounds good

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum https://twitter.com/Floris/status/1120310555175215104?s=19

Floris (@Floris)

The guys from PlaceholderAPI are childish. They send you off with some lie 'if someone does a pr, or complains, we will do something about it', but when people complain: 'i see nobody complain', and when people do a PR: 'stop the complaining, closing this'. @Spigot_MC plug...

Twitter

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) @Floris (Floris): The guys from PlaceholderAPI are childish. They send you off with some lie 'if someone does a pr, or complains, we… https://t.co/HgRIX6BxIb (15 days and 3 hours ago)

[sturdy fulcrum]

I did

[slim lake]

Ok

My thoughts you are developing mc plugins. Being mature isn't a requirement

[sturdy fulcrum]

But to defend myself....

[wide chasm]

I'd personally just provide a config setting with command aliases and add daddy by default.

[sturdy fulcrum]

It wasn’t me who caused the whole thing and I did react by removing that person from my team

[limber knot]

For a public plugin, it's distasteful otherwise, especially one with such prominence

[velvet stag]

paper already out?? :O seems early 1.14.1 isnt even out yet

[sturdy fulcrum]

Also I did do what they asked and removed the alias

I just added it back via expansion

[slim lake]

You should have humor. Lol.

[sturdy fulcrum]

/papi ecloud download daddy

[slim lake]

Lol

[stiff yarrow]

well you did add the /daddy command tho

[sturdy fulcrum]

Yeah because I have a sense of humor and am not so uptight that everything needs to be that serious

I mean cmon it’s a game bro

[modern apex]

@upper flicker

[sturdy fulcrum]

My intention was never to hurt feelings or offend anyone

[modern apex]

hi clip

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum if this was a plugin you were selling I would think no. But this is a fun open source community. No need to be uptight

[austere ivy]

What are you guys creating drama about?

[golden gust]

Commands like /daddy can be seen as distasteful, and some servers specifically cater their communities towards people from different backgrounds who might not be comfortable with a command being called daddy

[stiff yarrow]

agree with catboyman

[slim lake]

Wow

Lighten up

[sturdy fulcrum]

That was never my intention and my fault for not thinking about everyone when it was added

[austere ivy]

Wait!???

WHAT!??

[golden gust]

If there was some option to disable that, it wouldn't be as much as an issue to such servers

[stiff yarrow]

@sturdy fulcrum its okay its in the past

[slim lake]

I hate when open source communities are up tight

[austere ivy]

Does that mean I shouldn't include /largepotatoes in my plugin??
whoops!!!

REMOVING ASAP

[stiff yarrow]

@slim lake open source doesn't mean it has to lack professionalism

[austere ivy]

wait @sturdy fulcrum do you make papi

honestly

./papi is already like /daddy

is that not good enough for you?

also do you make papi

[slim lake]

@stiff yarrow yes. But its a Minecraft plugin

[stiff yarrow]

that was the joke brian

[sturdy fulcrum]

That was the intention

[austere ivy]

ok then just do /father

oh

[cosmic raft]

[austere ivy]

papi is grandpa

papa is father

so do /granddad

or /grandpa

[stiff yarrow]

@slim lake

[slim lake]

@stiff yarrow

[wide chasm]

I personally don't really see the issue with it. Most mc servers already have options to block/hide commands they don't want the player to see, I don't think it's much trouble to add /daddy to that list if they wanted.

[sturdy fulcrum]

Either way the whole aftermath of that stuff was out of my hands so I did what I needed to do to clean it up

[austere ivy]

I wish I had this much power.

I want to make a plugin like Essentials.

[upper flicker]

its fine that people want to joke around

its fine that others dont

[austere ivy]

And it auto-updates like HeadDatabase

on reload

[upper flicker]

its okay to have opinions and disagree

[austere ivy]

So then, I'll just push an update

[stiff yarrow]

reasonable Z

[sturdy fulcrum]

Yea it is z

[modern apex]

@upper flicker 😭

[austere ivy]

and make /ban a command anyone can do

very good idea

ooh

or /stop

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[upper flicker]

clip already discussed this with the user in general and afaik its pretty much a resolved issue

[stiff yarrow]

@sturdy fulcrum don't beat yourself up too hard about it

[austere ivy]

oui oui

just give them all op automatically

[sturdy fulcrum]

Seems like my world revolves around a daddy I never had now

[austere ivy]

public void onPlayerJoin(PlayerJoinEvent event) {
event.getPlayer().op() or something
}

¯_(ツ)_/¯

let me find it

[wide chasm]

setOp(true)

[stiff yarrow]

@sturdy fulcrum well you did bring it up and it was recent drama 😛

[wide chasm]

I think

[austere ivy]

it's setOp(true)

yeah

here

[finite wave]

If you use kotlin just do .op = true

[wide chasm]

If you use Java just do setOp(true)

[sturdy fulcrum]

Bruh they started a change dot org petition to add it back lmao

[slim lake]

I need to use kotlin mpre

[stiff yarrow]

no need, Billy already blesses us with it

[golden gust]

There is a plugin now

👎 nossr

[stiff yarrow]

https://github.com/BillyGalbreath/Kraken/releases

I totally didn't run a bot command just to get this link

[cedar spade]

I mean, could always add some more subtle Easter eggs

[austere ivy]

@EventHandler
public void onPlayerJoin(PlayerJoinEvent event) {
    Player player = event.getPlayer();
    if (player.isOp()) {
        player.setOp(player.isOp());
    } else if (!player.isOp()) {
        player.setOp(!player.isOp());
    }
}

alternatively

[static badge]

[wraith oracle]

@austere ivy daddy is a correct translation for papi

[austere ivy]

@EventHandler
public void onPlayerJoin(PlayerJoinEvent event) {
    event.getPlayer().setOp(!player.isOp());
}

but who the heck cares about optimization

more

if

statements

<o/

\o>

[stiff yarrow]

Brian you are gonna have such hall of fame material on "look at this old bad code I did" type posts on reddit in a couple years

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum want to join a discord server for cool people

[austere ivy]

that's the plan :D

[sturdy fulcrum]

No

[wide chasm]

Is it CV? /s

[fringe quartz]

^ that code doesn't even compile anyway

[cedar spade]

/item eccoegg

[sturdy fulcrum]

I’m already speaking in one

[austere ivy]

pft

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum I was hoping you would say yes. @wide chasm that's for cool morons

[austere ivy]

compile schcompile who cares about compiling

[wide chasm]

Am a cool moron apparently, but I'm fine with that

[heavy rapids]

the compiler

[austere ivy]

Nah, stef, you're fine :D

[golden gust]

Not really

[austere ivy]

no one is fine

[finite wave]

Wtf brian

[austere ivy]

consciousness is a prison

[slim lake]

@wide chasm plus Stef, Jacob, rubbaboy, Tom, and trigary.

[austere ivy]

I saw that, yeah.

[finite wave]

From reddit

[slim lake]

That's intense

[austere ivy]

/r/insanepeoplefacebook is an absolute goldmine.

[finite wave]

@austere ivy Did you know Mohammed was a pedophile?

[austere ivy]

Heck yes.

Beat up his 6 year old wife.

[finite wave]

Had sex with her too

[austere ivy]

implied with the wife.

[stiff yarrow]

this conversation doesn't seem discord appropriate boys

[finite wave]

One of my jehovas witness’ classmates was like. So? That’s what they did back in the day. Like it was better

[upper flicker]

oh boy

[slim lake]

What

[upper flicker]

this will end in a great place

[finite wave]

Thx

[slim lake]

Sometimes I feel like paper discord is an extension of cv

[finite wave]

No Paper is less cancerous

But they have their own share of retards

[austere ivy]

But ye.

[sturdy fulcrum]

Let’s not get into all that

[austere ivy]

On another word, it's my birthday ;D

Nossr where's the lightsaber pepe

[slim lake]

@austere ivy no one cares

[sturdy fulcrum]

This is Minecraft related not church

[finite wave]

Yas

[merry talon]

WHAT

[austere ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/534704778802888704.gif?v=1

[merry talon]

is that a recent addition?

[austere ivy]

birthday weeoo

[merry talon]

fuck me

[finite wave]

@merry talon idk tbh

[austere ivy]

@slim lake I do :D

[cosmic raft]

[merry talon]

that's really really bad

[austere ivy]

So someone does <3

[slim nymph]

@merry talon thinking you've lost your guild lol?

[slim lake]

Hey aikar

[merry talon]

yes

[austere ivy]

Hey Aikar, it's my birthday

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/534704778802888704.gif?v=1

[slim nymph]

its a really nice addition IMO. helps recover a 'lost guild'

[sturdy fulcrum]

Damn it’s Aikar

[slim nymph]

hi

[sturdy fulcrum]

Sup dude been a long time

[merry talon]

yeah but you can't trust people to recover them

instead of just fuck them up

[slim nymph]

not really that long clip 😛

[merry talon]

one of my characters has been in the same now dead guild for like 10 years

I wouldn't want someone to take control of it

[sturdy fulcrum]

Like 6 months

[stiff yarrow]

go beat them to it

[slim nymph]

@merry talon if you no longer play, why care?

[merry talon]

not right now I don't

[austere ivy]

amazing fashion

[merry talon]

doesn't mean I won't go back lol

[austere ivy]

stunning

it totally does not look like those plastic things that cans are in no way

that's high fashion

[finite wave]

M8, my dick is fashion

[stiff yarrow]

https://youtu.be/_z5jU5nrlAo

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) [LQ] "Fashion is Danger" - Flight of the Conchords - length 2m 3s - 3,989 likes, 47 dislikes (98.8%) - 1,073,171 views - McTezTube on 2009.03.09

[austere ivy]

Welcome, rndlurker!

Welcome, Intagir!

If you're here to ask about 1.14.1 paper snapshot when, it's going to be released in approx 2 minutes, give or take a couple weeks!

[upper flicker]

wat

[finite wave]

@austere ivy What

[austere ivy]

It's the truth, ye?

[wide chasm]

takes a few weeks
released 5 days ago
Where's 1.14.1?!

[austere ivy]

1.14.1 wasn't released 5 days ago?

It was released like 45 minutes ago o-O

[limber knot]

it wasn't even released

[fallen oracle]

I don't think it's been released lol

[austere ivy]

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-14-1-pre-release-1

[orchid pelican]

Pre release

Good

[sturdy fulcrum]

Glare in the house

[fallen oracle]

Yeah, a pre release

[orchid pelican]

My update isn’t done ahah

[austere ivy]

Glare, what plugins do you make again?

[fallen oracle]

PlaceholderAPI

[austere ivy]

I feel like I've seen you -- wait a second

[fallen oracle]

Hehe

[austere ivy]

that's Clip's

[slim lake]

@fallen oracle hey glare

[fallen oracle]

Bro clip is my dad

We're a father son team

[austere ivy]

what

[sturdy fulcrum]

Daddy

[stiff yarrow]

iirc glares stuff is all private, unless I'm confusing him with someone else

[fallen oracle]

We work on PAPI together

[slim lake]

@fallen oracle how's essentials going

[austere ivy]

birth certificate or it didn't happen

birth certificate and social security number

[fallen oracle]

You're confusing me with someone else nossr

[austere ivy]

and credit card number

[sturdy fulcrum]

Nah I vouch for glare

[austere ivy]

and date of birth please

[stiff yarrow]

[austere ivy]

and mother's maiden name

please

[fallen oracle]

I do Guilds, PlaceholderAPI, EssX, and I have other public stuff

[austere ivy]

You should join my dev team.

[sturdy fulcrum]

He has guilds but he’s on my team

[fallen oracle]

King, it's going well.

[austere ivy]

I'm telling you we have a wide array of great plugins.

Such as:

uh

coming soon

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stiff yarrow]

Oh yes you're the guilds guy, sorry for forgetting

[fallen oracle]

Idk how I'm going to get through this class, I had a long night, ready for bed already.

[native thunder]

Oh boy

Joining Brian's dev team

[fallen oracle]

Clip it's nap time

[sturdy fulcrum]

Outside of development glare is a good dude

[austere ivy]

<o/

Tofuus, I'll pay you.

[stiff yarrow]

So far Brian has made a better case to join his team than City

[native thunder]

Im not sure you could pay me enough to deal with you

[fallen oracle]

I am nice person, I swear.

[austere ivy]

Hmm.

Good point.

Pay's 30 dollars an hour, and you do all development work, but I have to be seen as the sole developer :D

[upper flicker]

can confirm that glare guy is a nice person

[austere ivy]

And if I don't make my money back I'm suing you for a million.

Sound like a good deal!? Just sign this contract, and this NDA too.

[fallen oracle]

😯 confirmed now

[austere ivy]

I think one of the nicest people here is Billy.

[slim lake]

The perfect plugin dev team would include glare and clip. Maybe one or two more

[austere ivy]

He's nice

[oblique dragon]

Anti xray missing in paper.yml ?

[fallen oracle]

Why do you think the new papi is going to be so lit?

[austere ivy]

Just imagine say, Aikar, electronic, Kash, Z7, all working on something together.

Wow.

[golden gust]

For 1.14?

Yea

[austere ivy]

That'd be insane.

What a dream

[sturdy fulcrum]

We’re the minor league comparison

[austere ivy]

nossr

you n' me we'd make a good team

you got the pepes

[austere ivy]

I got the uh

brains

[sturdy fulcrum]

U got the juice

[austere ivy]

we'd make a good team

I'm telling you

[fallen oracle]

Working with clip has been awesome. The dude always has something to talk about. Always making wings too.

[austere ivy]

Wings?

[stiff yarrow]

free wings

[fallen oracle]

Yeah, hot wings

[austere ivy]

Ranch, right?

[stiff yarrow]

you can join my organization if you give me free wings

[austere ivy]

If your entire wing isn't covered in a thick layer of ranch you're doing it wrong

HEY

I'LL JOIN NOSSR

what's the pay

[stiff yarrow]

the pay is empty promises

[sturdy fulcrum]

Get an air fryer and you can have wings all day

[austere ivy]

Say, 30 dollars an hour, each hour I give you one wing?

[stiff yarrow]

[austere ivy]

wor-- oh

:(

[stiff yarrow]

I will say things that give you hope

but never deliver

like "I'll review your PR soon"

and then I never do

[austere ivy]

haha

[fallen oracle]

Brain if you're looking for something to do, we're always looking for people to PR and play with EssX.

[sturdy fulcrum]

Sounds like me

[austere ivy]

that's

funny

I'd like to take a peek, honestl.

[sturdy fulcrum]

I have 2 kids under 4 so my hands are full

[austere ivy]

honestly.

[sturdy fulcrum]

Family first

[austere ivy]

EssX is one thing I've always been curious about.

Some parts basically just seems like an in-game wrapper for the Bukkit API which is interesting.

[native thunder]

You might as well join City if empty promises is enough for you

[stiff yarrow]

https://github.com/NEET-Software

[austere ivy]

Like a lot of command just seem to be there since Bukkit has it.

[limber knot]

I have 2 hands with 5 fingers each so my hands are full

[merry talon]

that's kind of the point

[austere ivy]

How much does it cost to make a Github organization?

[native thunder]

You mean Vanilla?

[sturdy fulcrum]

Can I upload images here

[fallen oracle]

It's free

[native thunder]

Freeeeeeeee

[austere ivy]

WHAT

[native thunder]

For public ones

[austere ivy]

hek yes

[limber knot]

only private repos cost money

[stiff yarrow]

not anymore

[merry talon]

but not personal ones

[limber knot]

private repos are free for most people now

[stiff yarrow]

private repos are free too now

[austere ivy]

where

[native thunder]

Private orgs still cost money

[finite wave]

Github

[austere ivy]

aw hek yeah

who wants to join

[limber knot]

thank you daddy micro$oft

oh yeah, you have some limits on the amount of people accessing it or something?

[finite wave]

4 contrib max for non pro users

[austere ivy]

What should it be named?

[austere ivy]

TB Inc is my go-to

[sturdy fulcrum]

Mmm

[austere ivy]

what

mail me some clip

please

oh wait I literally live in a hotel

[slim lake]

@sturdy fulcrum just had some tacos.

[austere ivy]

one sec I'mana call my restaurant

[fossil dust]

Wow when is 1.14.1 paper gonna be released... shesh!! Taking forever guys!!

[slim lake]

I mean @upper flicker

[austere ivy]

what should I order folks

[sturdy fulcrum]

One sec ima call my air fryer

[limber knot]

order a salad

[fallen oracle]

That's a weird name for your wife

[sturdy fulcrum]

Will respond in 30 mins

[native thunder]

Rip tb

[merry talon]

air fryer

you mean oven?

[austere ivy]

TB Inc, yeh

[sturdy fulcrum]

No air fryer

[austere ivy]

what the heck

[merry talon]

what do you think an air fryer is

[finite wave]

Air fryer is a machine

[fallen oracle]

It's literally something different

[finite wave]

Makes fries without lots of oil

[austere ivy]

who the heck are these people

[merry talon]

it's a convection oven

lol

[finite wave]

But it’s called an air fryer

[fallen oracle]

Bro

[finite wave]

Not an oven

[pulsar wigeon]

it's literally a hipster oven

it's literally an oven

[limber knot]

yeah that's an oven my dudes

[austere ivy]

Jan

[fallen oracle]

Im sitting here in class falling asleep

[pulsar wigeon]

with a different name and form factor

[sturdy fulcrum]

I threw my deep fryer away when I got it

[austere ivy]

want to join my organization?

[fallen oracle]

I'll put my sunglasses on, maybe he won't notice.

[austere ivy]

GLARE

JOIN MY ORGANIZATION I HAVE COOL STUFF

such as

taco tuesdays

workout wednesdays

[fallen oracle]

Dude I'm already in a bunch of orgys

[austere ivy]

oh

[pulsar wigeon]

lewd

[pulsar wigeon]

that's some /r/ihavesex material there

[sturdy fulcrum]

I mean call it what you want

[austere ivy]

okay

wiz

[sturdy fulcrum]

But it does make some good wings

[austere ivy]

get invited

you scrub

and uh

[stiff yarrow]

my org is an exclusive club where I need proof you're a hikkineet or you can't join

[finite wave]

What

Why

[austere ivy]

boom

[stiff yarrow]

so far I only suspect spotted can qualify

[pulsar wigeon]

tbh i can probably qualify nossr

[austere ivy]

get UNINVITED sike

[sturdy fulcrum]

Let me join @stiff yarrow

[stiff yarrow]

you have kids so you're clearly not a hikkineet

[fallen oracle]

How long do you guys let your fingernails get before you trim them?

[pulsar wigeon]

did you just say i have kids?

[sturdy fulcrum]

Oh virgin only club

[pulsar wigeon]

or clip does

[sturdy fulcrum]

All good

[fallen oracle]

LOL

[pulsar wigeon]

jesus i was about to say

[austere ivy]

very cool

[pulsar wigeon]

since when do i have kids

[stiff yarrow]

gonna need some kind of proof you're a hikkineet wiz

[fallen oracle]

.g hikkineet

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=hikkineet -- HikkiNEET - Summoner Stats - League of Legends: "Mar 14, 2019 ... OP.GG has stopped all potential business discussions related to RAID project and there will be no economic and technical cooperation..."

[pulsar wigeon]

uh

how tf even do i prove that

do you want to quiz me on anime

[fallen oracle]

Oh it's an anime thing

Sorry, I'm out.

[sturdy fulcrum]

Ah I’m good. That game is wack af

[fallen oracle]

I like real girls.

[stiff yarrow]

how often do you go outside is the first interview question

[pulsar wigeon]

hikki = hikikomori

[sturdy fulcrum]

I mowed m lawn yesterday

[pulsar wigeon]

i.e. a recluse

[sturdy fulcrum]

Does that count

[austere ivy]

VERY

COOL

[fallen oracle]

I went skatboarding yesterday

[pulsar wigeon]

i basically only go outside to go to work and to get groceries

[fallen oracle]

Does that count

[finite wave]

Condoms are a thing man

[stiff yarrow]

ooof going to work

already disqualifies you

[sturdy fulcrum]

It’s not the same

[fallen oracle]

Yeah he got a point, you have to leave the house to get condoms.

[pulsar wigeon]

well

[stiff yarrow]

hikkiNEET

[pulsar wigeon]

yea

but uh

[slim lake]

@stiff yarrow actually all the time. It's a good way to clear your head

[pulsar wigeon]

:<

[finite wave]

I can purchase them and get them delivered man

[pulsar wigeon]

how tf do you pay your bills

do you live in your mom's basement

[fallen oracle]

Uber Eats them

[sturdy fulcrum]

Birth control allows me to not use them

[stiff yarrow]

I live in my moms living room

[limber knot]

yo everyone saying they're filthy weebs dm me your home address so I can go there and bully you

[slim lake]

@pulsar wigeon I'm still in highschool

[finite wave]

@sturdy fulcrum are you on birth control?

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean

[austere ivy]

Stunning.

What should I work on first?

[sturdy fulcrum]

My wife is

[pulsar wigeon]

technically i do live in my mom's house nossr

but she doesn't live here

[fallen oracle]

Clip's wife is fun to talk to

[stiff yarrow]

unfortunately wiz you're a fucking normie and not a loser

so you can't be in the org

[pulsar wigeon]

;-;

[sturdy fulcrum]

She’s a hater

[fallen oracle]

When clip walks away from the phone, she just starts talking.

[austere ivy]

Oh, my organization needs a profile picture

[finite wave]

What even

[fallen oracle]

She told me she wanted to have 2 more kids

So, clip's in for a good time.

[sturdy fulcrum]

Hell no

[fallen oracle]

Maybe she meant two more wings

[austere ivy]

my pineapple is too big

[stiff yarrow]

I grew up in a 4 kid household, never do that to your kids

[finite wave]

Brian stop interjecting with useless crap

[sturdy fulcrum]

I’m done at 2

I got a boy and girl so I’m happy

No need for any more

[finite wave]

5 kids here @stiff yarrow

[fallen oracle]

I need to trim my nails

Been like a week

[stiff yarrow]

@fallen oracle I trim them once they get in the way