Yeah
#general
fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
I consider my computer monitors to be my babies
fallen oracle
It feels weird when you trim them tho
limber knotBOT
and I have 6 of them
finite wave
Huh
limber knotBOT
at least that what I tell the IRS
fallen oracle
claims 6 kids on tax returns
sturdy fulcrum
They have social security numbers too?
stiff yarrow
tfw my new monitor is a tax write off 
fallen oracle
They have MAC addresses
sturdy fulcrum
Claim them on your taxes
fallen oracle
YEe
cursive sparrow
limber knotBOT
https://i.imgur.com/qND39kM.jpg meet my babies
wide chasm
wtf
sturdy fulcrum
Omg do u know how much fun I’d have on redtube with that setup
slim lake
How
upper flicker
what makes an if statement "advanced" vs not
slim lake
Do you have the money
fallen oracle
I like how if you just replace the you with red in the youtube url, you get free youtube red
sturdy fulcrum
if (advanced)
austere ivy
regular if statement:
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum I was typing that.
analog rivet
fallen oracle
You don't need == true
upper flicker
I think thats part of his meme
fallen oracle
Oh
austere ivy
if (!brianIsEpic) {}
else {
System.out.println("brianisepic!");
}
One's just better.
stiff yarrow
Brian change your nickname now before it haunts you later
austere ivy
okei
fallen oracle
brianIsEpic ? "yes" : "no";
wide chasm
Warning: brianIsEpic is always false.
austere ivy
hold on buckeroo
winged atlas
or ```java
if (!brianIsEpic) return;
System.out.println("brianisepic!");
yikes
sturdy fulcrum
If you aren’t epic why would it say you are
austere ivy
glare that's some advanced ternary operators
we only use regular ternary operators here
fallen oracle
Oh osrry
pulsar wigeon
if (!(brianIsEpic != false))
{
} else { assert false; }
no problem, just don't make the mistake again, you might frighten us.
pulsar wigeon
ftfy
fallen oracle
I am so sore from skating yesterday, that or something, idk
austere ivy
wiz that is horrifying
winged atlas
👀
sturdy fulcrum
Glare got lucky last night
fallen oracle
Idk I went to this girl's house last night, it was her 20th birthday
pulsar wigeon
it also evaluates correctly
austere ivy
but not horrifying enough to be entered into the TehBrian Inc. competition of the Best Code™
austere ivy
so a tad more horrifying please
sturdy fulcrum
Lmao
pulsar wigeon
PAPER FOR 1.14 WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
austere ivy
OK that's horrifying enough
fallen oracle
Chocolate chip and confetti
austere ivy
just put that in a println
System.out.println("PAPER FOR 1.14 WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE");
Wiz, want me to enter you into the TehBrian Inc. competition of the Best Code™?
sturdy fulcrum
Who got tacos on Sunday
sturdy fulcrum
So screw cinco de Mayo
austere ivy
Who
fallen oracle
That I got cookies?
austere ivy
also
"Cinco de Mayo is sometimes mistaken for Mexico's Independence Day—the most important national holiday in Mexico—which is celebrated on September 16, commemorating the Cry of Dolores, which initiated the war of Mexican independence from Spain."
from Wikipedia
er
I mean my large brain
of history storage
sturdy fulcrum
Well I got tacos and cracked a few Coronas to celebrate
sturdy fulcrum
Was it charged
sturdy fulcrum
The vibe lmao
unreal quarry
.eta
limber knotBOT
Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.
unreal quarry
^_^
fallen oracle
Ye. It was also storming too and we were playing imagine dragons and then lightning struck
It was litty
sturdy fulcrum
Bro stop
fallen oracle
You like imagine dragons?
sturdy fulcrum
Hahaha
merry talon
google keynote starting now
fallen oracle
😦
austere ivy
same happened with Fall Out Boy
fallen oracle
][
merry talon
fallen oracle
Bleh
austere ivy
Oooh horray! I can have corporate propaganda spoonfed to my mouth and pretend I'm learning something!
I'm going to watch that.
o/
sturdy fulcrum
Who here is team iPhone
unreal quarry
Imagine dragons is the new nickleback
fallen oracle
unreal quarry
Nickelback took a backseat to imagine dragons as most generic overplayed rock band ;)
fallen oracle
Ivan was also a 13 year old kid who thought he knew how to develop plugin, had to have everything his way, and stole code.
sturdy fulcrum
You guys make me want to play some rockband
slim lake
@unreal quarry what did they do wrong. Yes the previous album is kinda crappy. But the older stuff is nice
fallen oracle
True
austere ivy
- I don't steal any code
fallen oracle
True
austere ivy
- And I don't really care about having things my way
fallen oracle
False
unreal quarry
They didn't do anything wrong @slim lake. That's the problem. They did everything right, so much to the point it's predictable and generic
fallen oracle
i
sturdy fulcrum
Listen to good music
fallen oracle
Only 45 minutes left in this class
heavy rapids
what book
slim lake
Did you read it?
fallen oracle
Oedipus the King
fallen oracle
Yeah I read some of it
fallen oracle
Ikr
I also read Death of a Salemans
It was pretty good
I loved when Thanos snapped Willy away
fallen oracle
Yeah
heavy rapids
VC party? 
fallen oracle
Cause Im at home and in class at the same time
slim lake
I will join can't talk
fallen oracle
Ya'll dummies for joining if you cant talk
Make clip so sad
Going to make him have to drown his sorrows in more hot wings
austere ivy
I wish I could do that :(
cursive sparrow
sturdy fulcrum
Tru
austere ivy
Watching Google IO right now.
fallen oracle
If ya'll still using EzPlaceholderHook, ya'll about to get a little treat.
austere ivy
Deprecation?
upper flicker
tacos?
fallen oracle
Its been deprecated for 16 months
fallen oracle
In one week, we will prevent them from working.
austere ivy
I think that's worse D:
fallen oracle
That's why people need to update their shit
And not use a method that's been deprecated for 16 months
austere ivy
Is clip actually a father?
fallen oracle
Yes
austere ivy
Huh.
fallen oracle
He's my dad
austere ivy
I still don't believe that part.
upper flicker
add a Thread.sleep() call in there in the release right before you remove it
thatll get their attention
austere ivy
Yeah.
heavy rapids
Runtime.getRuntime().halt()
austere ivy
Huh, that's cool.
Strange because I imagine all of you like early 20s in college or something.
heavy rapids
upper flicker
you joke about that
heavy rapids
Just add a bitcoin miner, glare
austere ivy
Wow.
upper flicker
we see plugins hanging the main thread doing that all the time in here
fallen oracle
Bro we aren't that mean
austere ivy
Oh, clip.
heavy rapids
ok, ETH miner
upper flicker
Android has an exception specifically for doing that
austere ivy
What are your kids eating for lunch o¬o
fallen oracle
next major update for papi is using TaskChain
upper flicker
if only there was some easy way for us to add one
austere ivy
Honestly craving tacos, since I'm in another country where we just don't have tacos ,_,
merry talon
too bad you can't open its mouth
heavy rapids
peanut butter taco
austere ivy
Peanutbutter sounds good too..
heavy rapids
merry talon
or disect the shark
fallen oracle
Yeah Z, it's crazy how many people run stuff sync like that.
austere ivy
Everyone please join voicechat if you have mics, clip's getting lonely :(
fallen oracle
Idek if it's just an honest mistake or not understanding.
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum is sad. Get in the voice chat
fallen oracle
Im busy eating my dino nuggets
sturdy fulcrum
Dang
austere ivy
Clip's sad that his son(??) has no table and not him :(
sturdy fulcrum
Glare got it and not me lucky
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum is crying join
austere ivy
Poor clip.
heavy rapids
VC party ??? 🎉
fallen oracle
I switched to using Choco's new update checker and I think it's so cool.
heavy rapids
:D
fallen oracle
It's literally decent.
austere ivy
Sometimes when I'm hungry at midnight and I feel like eating unhealthily..
Get a cup, preferably taller not wider so you can have layers.
upper flicker
lol "literally decent"
austere ivy
Oats, repeat.
Peanutbutter, honey, oats, peanutbutter, honey, oats, do that for like 2 times more.
austere ivy
Then add milk, and let the bubbles rise up to the top.
Then add whip cream to the top.
Delicious.
heavy rapids
[19:14] TehBrian: Sometimes when I'm hungry at midnight and I feel like eating unhealthily..
Sometimeswhen I'm hungryat midnightI feel like eating unhealthily
fallen oracle
Might use it in v3 papi if clip lets me
austere ivy
What should I order?
heavy rapids
ingredients, prepare a real meal ;)
austere ivy
Kitchen, yeah.
Nope, we live in a hotel.
mhm.
For now, temporarily, anyway.
Just tell me what I should order?
heavy rapids
what's the menu
austere ivy
I wish lol..
We're in Colombia lol.
That's why we're in a hotel temporarily.
No ,_,
austere ivy
Colombia.
fallen oracle
Everything
austere ivy
We're in south america lol
slim lake
Also do chick file a
austere ivy
Hmm, well it's a kitchen. We got burgers, steaks, soups, salads, uhh, I mean it's a restaurant.
slim lake
@fallen oracle cool
heavy rapids
potato soup
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum that sounds good. I love bacon
heavy rapids
potato soup with leek = great
austere ivy
Bacon cheeseburger, frenchfries? I'm going to add some lettuce, onions, tomatoes, mayonnaise if you don't mind.
fallen oracle
20 minutes left
slim lake
@austere ivy no tomatoes
heavy rapids
bbq sauce 4 lyfe
austere ivy
Nah you're ordering for me.
What on it?
There's gotta be some sauce else I'm adding mayo.
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum a good bacon cheeseburger burger has bacon, cheese, ketchup, and a Burger. Sometimes onions
austere ivy
Ketchup and mustard? Alright.
Bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, mustard, and then extra crispy french fries?
That sound good?
At my house my favorite restaurant is Culver's (local-ish to where I live) and we always order extra crispy french fries. They're just better
At my house.
Michigan.
Yeah.
They're the best, I love their burgers.
Yeah.
slim lake
I want to make tuxjsql look nicer. Like jooq. But that would require a rewrite
austere ivy
They're expensive but man, what you get is really what you see on the menu.
Far better quality then like mcdonalds or anything like that in my opinion.
fallen oracle
@sturdy fulcrum Let's get to work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek
austere ivy
Never tried cheese curds, when I go back home I'll try those.
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Naptime! - length 2m 53s - 204,517 likes, 14,963 dislikes (93.2%) - 14,304,816 views - Chris Capel on 2012.05.31
slim lake
Has anyone tried cookout?
austere ivy
Not really haha.
slim lake
Cookout has the best burger
merry talon
Duplex announcements incoming
slim lake
@austere ivy who doesn't?
austere ivy
Cold marinara sauce + hot mozzerella sticks is amazing.
You're pretty close to me, you have Sam's club right?
I'm
Yeah that's really close to me
I don't really want to give that out but somewhere in the center.
Bit lower down.
unreal quarry
Speaking of awesome burgers, any of you had Whataburger? ^_^
slim lake
Yeah
slim lake
Cookout is the best
austere ivy
Yeah so sam's club has these great mozzerella sticks they're the best
slim lake
Cookout is cheap too
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum it's a fast-food place
austere ivy
Yeah see I thought they were talking about a restaurant
Cooking out at home is amazing.
slim lake
True
austere ivy
Throw some steak on the grill, freshly chopped lettuce for a salad, that's a good cookout right there.
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum it's mostly around Virginia
austere ivy
Anyway Clip you were saying somewhere in Indiana?
slim lake
Yeah
austere ivy
Google maps'd it, we're 1 hour away.
Which is kinda cool.
Anyway, I'm gonna go order that burger
I'm getting really hungry haha
See you in a bit folks o/
slim lake
Poor clip
austere ivy
Okay clip so here's the deal
fallen oracle
clip, check v3 channel, give us your opinion.
austere ivy
we're gonna actually order a hamburger from another place (best place around here) later
so I'mana just order pineapple and egg for now to tide me over
I'll send you pics of the hamburger though :D
what
slim lake
I finally released the first version of my orm. And finally started to work on my site
austere ivy
breakfast
heavy rapids
pineapple + egg
slim lake
Eggs are good on burger
austere ivy
And then scrambled eggs
heavy rapids
but mixed together? nah.
austere ivy
oh you ever gone to red robin?
austere ivy
Yeah.
Honestly we used to like it mainly because of the unlimited french fries.
But then it started to make me sick..
I like culver's better than red robin
slim lake
Five guys is good. I just got that the other day
austere ivy
Yeah I like five guys
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum bacon
austere ivy
bacon?
slim lake
Bacon goes with everything
heavy rapids
porkchop with bacon? 🤔
slim lake
I like my eggs poached
austere ivy
poached eggs are great.
Oh, if you want a cool breakfast, there's this thing in our family.
Birds and the nest, we call it.
slim lake
With hollandaise sauce
heavy rapids
sounds good
fringe quartz
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum on a scale from 1-10 how much does this make you want to vomit
fallen oracle
10 because I can't click it
slim lake
Happy
fallen oracle
It's a nice startup
unreal quarry
Last time I had 5 guys it made my stomach upset. Went to work and complained to my coworkers "I just have 5 guys on the way up here now my ass hurts" they never let me live that down lol
heavy rapids
lol
merry talon
BAD_USERNAME
NOT_AN_EMAIL
Congrats what did you request as your email/username
merry talon
nothing
slim lake
Good job
sturdy fulcrum
Billy join me in voice
patent fiber
I love the 1.14.1 prelease on the same day as paper 1.14
fallen oracle
Bro I'ma talk to you
slim lake
@sturdy fulcrum make eggs Benedict. Feel free to swap out Canadian bacon for regular bacon https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/17205/eggs-benedict/
lavish lichen
Hi people
heavy rapids
Hi Thrasilias
lavish lichen
slim lake
@austere ivy what?
void void
😠
limber knotBOT
is that supposed to work? 🤔
yeah the page stays blank no matter what I do. I suspect it can't get a connection to your browser or something?
limber knotBOT
doesn't work either, hm
void void
so it's from their side
limber knotBOT
golden gust
Didn;t work in vivaldi properly, screamed about webgl, then reloaded and mouse didn't lock
limber knotBOT
yeah, so they either have some issues on their end or it's trying to connect through non-port-forwarded stuff
merry talon
classic was always on web
limber knotBOT
but wasn't it a java applet?
void void
it was
merry talon
oh
void void
that "new" classic is not even identical to the old one
what a shame
ikr I played a lot of the real classic
😂
merry talon
is the I/O stream buffering for anyone else? I'm watching on 360p and it keeps freezing
oak quiver
This classic is a poor adaptation
coarse urchin
f
tidal horizon
muted granite
pulsar wigeon
i actually have an hmod server lying about
i used it quite recently to test worldedit's snapshots
imported some stuff from the alpha world into 1.13
upper flicker
such a tease
void void
I wanna play 1.2.6 now
pulsar wigeon
boot it up yourself
the minecraft launcher lets you install old clients right?
multimc does anyway, pretty sure it uses mojang's thing for it
void void
who want to play with me
upper flicker
go do something else and watch the recap later
golden gust
stream of what?
merry talon
don't be silly, I have nothing else to do
upper flicker
google i/o
golden gust
ah
shell vine
join my surber https://classic.minecraft.net/?join=gkYb2NiIKp8WdW3i
limber knotBOT
wow, now it's working
upper flicker
Found herobrine
merry talon
wat, they're making google home nest branded?
upper flicker
eh I kinda get that
if theyre making nest their smart home brand
voice assistants are inherently part of that
merry talon
do you still talk to it with hey google though? lol
this thing is looking pretty cool
after dropping a grand on all the other nest products
warped orchid
merry talon
wow, that looks like an iphone
limber knotBOT
uh, the re-launch feature is pretty cool
karmic quartz
merry talon
lol
warped spear
would it be possible for someone to build a mod for a vulkan wrapper for minecraft
wide verge
limber knotBOT
iirc someone actually worked on that some while ago
in the assets folder, either in .minecraft or the jar itself
warped spear
cause like the opengl 2.6 or what ever it is using currently is kinda garbage
limber knotBOT
see the minecraft wiki for more details xD
limber knotBOT
well they ARE rewriting stuff render-related in 1.15 so maybe they update to a better version/library? xD
merry talon
they're releasing pixel 3a TODAY?
warped spear
or like atleast give it as an option
merry talon
i thought this was a late 2019 thing
warped spear
like smoother animations an better lighting would be great
limber knotBOT
probably in assets/objects
yeah, that was changed in 1.8
probably easier to just go to C148's bandcamp if you want them
*c418 xD
warped spear
like path tracing via vulkan could be really awesome
i know the guy who does seus is working on it
but there are limits due to the old opengl version
upper flicker
seus guy is making enough he could work full time on a new rendering system in whatever he wanted
limber knotBOT
iirc they couldn't update for some internal reasons or something like that
upper flicker
full time power
warped spear
they need to get the nova renderer guy, seus dude, and optifine man all in one room and have them just rewrite the games entire graphics and rendering code
cause like currently minecraft is the only game were i get an fps boost by running it in a ram disk
limber knotBOT
compared to an SSD or HDD? xD
warped spear
compared to and hdd and sata ssd
limber knotBOT
interesting
warped spear
on my nvme drive there is not performance boost
running the game cached in 4gb of ram with 8gb allocated seems to do the best for me
leaves 4 for background crap
limber knotBOT
I wonder what kind of resources are stored on disk and not loaded in to ram
warped spear
which is plenty once you gut windows 10
personally my guess is the game has assets that just sit there in queue do to poor scheduling
limber knotBOT
but I'm not going down the render-modding rabbit hole again until the render update is released xD
plush radish
limber knotBOT
tried to make resource pack reloading more efficient once and that was pretty annoying...
warped spear
game still seems to be bound by cpu clock speed too
my 5.1ghz 2500k does better in the game than my main system which is a 4.025ghz ryzen 5 1600x
main benefit from a ramdisk though for minecraft is frame times
dapper root
Dynmap doesnt seem to get updated much anymore and the forum is full of questions and zero answers.. is there something thats like it that might be a tad more active and supported? just thought id ask fellow minecrafters 😛
golden gust
dynmap is still supported, they're just waiting on some stuff to be fixed afaik
warped spear
not going to touch 1.14 yet
gonna wait for 1.14.1 for my server
the game is unstable in singleplayer right now
dapper root
Oh I see. Thanks for the info. was looking at this and it seemed dead. https://forums.dynmap.us/
golden gust
warped spear
possible suggestion for paper
add some way to stop fireworks shot by crossbows from emitting light
dapper root
thanks @golden gust great link.
golden gust
is that even server sided or?
warped spear
yeah light updates are server side
limber knotBOT
Oo
warped spear
from fireworks atlast
you set one off it trigger lighting updates, build the max one with multishot it will trigger 21 different light updates
drops fps from 300 to 40 and tps as low as 2 in some cases from my testing
my pc is not exactly week either so I imagine a less powerful pc could potentially crash
cloud pine
stone fog
urban adder
void void
torn frigate
upper flicker
on windows? winscp
merry talon
yeah some registrars do that lol
pulsar wigeon
wow
static badge
you own minecraftdev.org?
cosmic raft
yes
upper flicker
he uses it to keep demon in check
if that ever fails we also have #swifties-club
cosmic raft
it keeps him from turning it into a taylor swift fan site
merry talon
what's keeping you from turning it into some feline fan site
upper flicker
thats a good question
placid thicket
cosmic raft
what about it
placid thicket
finally some bug fixes, im happy is all
cosmic raft
ah yes, this code
final JarVisitor visitor = JarVisitor.create(cn -> {
if(cn.name.equals("su/jupiter44/jcore/nms/VersionUtils")) {
final List<MethodNode> methods = cn.methods;
if(methods != null) {
for(final MethodNode method : methods) {
if(method.name.equals("setCurrent")) {
for(final AbstractInsnNode instruction : method.instructions.toArray()) {
if(instruction instanceof LdcInsnNode) {
final LdcInsnNode lin = (LdcInsnNode) instruction;
if(lin.cst.equals("paper")) {
lin.cst = "you_are_dumb";
}
return;
}
}
}
}
}
}
});
cosmic raft
lean sable
visual sphinx
woven otter
jokes on him because that code is retarded
pulsar wigeon
vestal jasper
gloomy sphinx
lol the 1.14.1 pre release performs worse
for me than 1.14
and particle lag is still a thing
:)
single tree on fire drops me to 23fps
without the fire I run at 230fps
raw cove
vestal jasper
LOL
I get 1000 FPS on vanilla 1.13.2 and 150 FPS on 1.14.1 snapshot
holy shit
I'm even in an area with less entities 
limber knotBOT
last time i had 1000 fps was on 1.8 ..
Can't keep up! Is the server overloaded? Running 2003ms or 40 ticks behind
1.14 server, one player :D
gloomy sphinx
it's so bad
even just using the flint and steel lighter
causes a stutter
or a creeper
or 1 tnt
vestal jasper
I actually feel sad for lower end computers. Some of my players wouldn't be able to play if we update and the client is still this bad.
gloomy sphinx
but placing 100 campfires is ok!
yeah same
people will quit playing because of this
vestal jasper
I can't even retain my monitor's refresh rate lol
gloomy sphinx
it makes me wonder - have the Devs actually played the game?
gloomy sphinx
-_-
vestal jasper
At least for the java team
gloomy sphinx
that sucks
time to bring back the hypetale train
Its funny saying that I cannot play Minecraft 1.14 with a gtx 1070 and 5960x
because it stutters so bad
vestal jasper
Legit an 8x downgrade in performance
What the fuck did they do?
I know they touched lighting but what else
limber knotBOT
cool just pull the git code and origin/ver/1.14-pre5 compiled this time. How do I upgrade a 1.13 world? start with --forceupgrade?
upper flicker
ver/1.14-pre5 was deleted
limber knotBOT
ofc its gonna be a shit show. Not expecting much at this stage
upper flicker
yup
limber knotBOT
heh I just made it then. Is there a new branch?
gloomy sphinx
does it say I'm on mobile
upper flicker
there is no opt out
limber knotBOT
use irc
limber knotBOT
downgrade the app? 🤔
gloomy sphinx
danh
limber knotBOT
I'm always offline on discord. don't need people messaging me instantly when I decide to open it in the browser for once...
upper flicker
hey man if you wanna lump them in with the randoms thats fine by me :>
limber knotBOT
there are legitimate reasons for PMs, but not those that message you instantly just because they saw you go online
woven otter
what if someone is offering you tacos
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tbh just tell them no :>
upper flicker
there is a toggle under privacy settings
to allow or block DMs from members on that server
havent tried it
maybe its what youre after?
limber knotBOT
yeah I was just about to say that
nice Z750 git branch
- (HEAD detached at origin/ver/1.14)
static badge
good
upper flicker
I mean it is discord
limber knotBOT
the main issue is that discord doesn't support a "appear offline for these specific set of people"
upper flicker
maybe its completely different and does something else
static badge
if you don't taste tacos you don't lose braincells
upper flicker
but it looks right :^)
static badge
why would discord do that
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if u wanna avoid people tell em to fuck off
upper flicker
I try
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i.e
woven otter
you lose brain cells either way so why wait
upper flicker
here you are
upper flicker
ur just mad u got beat to ur own joke
you know what they call that right
mad becuz bad
static badge
ur just mad u couldn't beat me to my own joke
upper flicker
:^)
static badge
ur mad cuz retarded
woven otter
Hello
limber knotBOT
When about-ish is master going to be 1.14 code?
static badge
when we're stable and satisfied with it
pulsar wigeon
leaf calling the shots now monkaS
static badge
no I'm stating the obvious
limber knotBOT
fair enough. Was surprised to see git branch* (HEAD detached at origin/ver/1.14) compiled
how do I upgrade a 1.13 world to 1.14?
upper flicker
probably when 1.14.1 is solid enough we can actually stomach putting it on the download page
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I'm surprised we haven't got a lot of issue reports
limber knotBOT
I only ever go on irc when I'm feeling lonely and missing wizjany <3
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knocks on wood
gloomy sphinx
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see this is what happens when concrete will take over
woven otter
1.14 is retarded anyways
limber knotBOT
timings report crashed the server xD
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rock solid stability
limber knotBOT
your first
ancient bolt
I go to sleep every night pretending to be as smart as spotted
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is it?
upper flicker
someone else mentioned that but I thought he fixed it
throw up the crash report somewhere
ancient bolt
it's the only way I can slow my brain activity down enough to fall asleep
upper flicker
we fixed a few of those before release, then electronic fixed one after
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no u
limber knotBOT
demonwav: hahahaha
woven otter
rood
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all ur accounts are in silver u fuk
gloomy sphinx
I didn't even force upgrade and it worked
limber knotBOT
lol yeah. Have a ZFS NAS with RAIDZ-2 and I am still worried.
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no am sit here and fix issues that arise
limber knotBOT
what
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yes
unreal quarry
cosmic raft
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livid echo
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lfs is the only way
woven otter
I wanted to tell how I wanted to how I wanted to tell a holocaust joke but decided not to
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tell it
vestal jasper
leaf sucks
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ur retarded
cosmic raft
tropic flame
beautiful
woven otter
interesting
vestal jasper
sitting at your computer waiting 3 hours for your browser to compile means you're big brain
ok lol
unreal quarry
Why is dick size on that chart lmao
woven otter
u just jelly
vestal jasper
the person who made it runs openbsd and they're insecure about their dick size
:^)
unreal quarry
Well, as a Debian user, according to that chart I should be doing porn.
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but as it turns out u use arch
limber knotBOT
this force upgrade is gonna take a long ass time. How would I prune world 2000 blocks around spawn?
vestal jasper
if using arch means you have a small dick and are retarded then leaf would be the biggest fucking advocate of it
limber knotBOT
Arch 8=D > 8====D Debian
Just works that way
thx Billy
lol did you know that java has a strictfp keyword?
limber knotBOT
wizjany I just read this :D
unreal quarry
Strict fucking parameter?
ancient bolt
floating point
pulsar wigeon
floating point
limber knotBOT
strict floating point
ancient bolt
means all FP operations are IEEE-754
unreal quarry
Aww, that less fun
limber knotBOT
less random :D
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not less random
void void
does that mean I have a non-existent dick and brain ?
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predictable
ancient bolt
otherwise FP operations will use the hardware's more efficient and more accurate wider FP abilities, typically like 80 bits wide
limber knotBOT
afaik java mostly uses SSE2 on modern machines, and that has 64 bit fp, not 80 bit (that x87 has) (so results will be the same with strictfp)
ancient bolt
it's 10000000% hardware dependent
the JVM will use what it's written to use if it can on the platform
strictfp says don't do that
limber knotBOT
yes i know
unreal quarry
So it's bad?
limber knotBOT
strictfp ensures protability (but might be slower on some machines)
..reproducability.. or what ever :D
strong ice
ornate spindle
god dammit mojang why'd you have to make it so that 1.14 no longer says Starting minecraft server version <version> without setting the eula to true
limber knotBOT
what is a eula Yive?
ancient bolt
eulas are stupid
austere ivy
This is literally beautiful. I'm playing on a server where &k is improperly handled so you can put empty space in chat. I decided to troll people, thinking nothing would come of it...
gusty idol
I don't get it
mortal rock
unreal quarry
About to ride home from work on my motorcycle in a severe thunderstorm. If y'all don't hear from me ever again, I died. o/
pulsar wigeon
F
upper flicker
do we have a backup beard?
stray raft
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brian baits people over the internet part 16
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they're not labeled
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I don't call them all
young bone
tiny surge
lofty ledge
unreal quarry
made it home! \o/
soaking wet, numb chest/arms from the stinging cold rain, but alive ^_^
pulsar wigeon
billy it just started pouring and thundering here all of a sudden
do i have you to blame for this
unreal quarry
if you're near houston, probably. if not, then no
limber knotBOT
lol I have some really random shit under my utils package
limber knotBOT
hello?
severe stirrup
supple smelt
cyan walrus
silent pebble
limber knotBOT
do i report 114 paper crashes here https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues ?
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you can report them here first
currently I have nothing better to do so it's perfect timing
limber knotBOT
what happened here? https://pastebin.com/7Vr0MMQ4
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apparently some other thread was writing to the paletteblock
which is where blocks are stored in chunks
unreal quarry
inb4 fawe
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it's probably a plugin although since this is java and nobody fucking prints their logs correctly I can't tell
limber knotBOT
just threw a player into fresh world about 1000 from spawn point
golden gust
java version?
limber knotBOT
all custom
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right
electronic mind if I make that stack dump the other thread
obviously I can't capture the stack at the time it detects but it's better than nothing
golden gust
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well apparently that's a known issue
interesting not reported on j8
although it is a race condition evidently and that could be coincidence
golden gust
There was a jvm bug in earlier versions of java 8, beyond that 🤷
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oh they do dump all threads
yeah that log report shows a potential contender
WorldGen-Worker-1:
I do hope that's just a java bug
otherwise there's some serious big oofers
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:>
limber knotBOT
mojang and multithreading never worked
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) POKÉMON Detective Pikachu: Full Picture - length 1h 42m 54s - 67,826 likes, 5,553 dislikes (92.4%) - 441,611 views - Inspector Pikachu on 2019.05.07
thorn bough
ornate spindle
Beacon/End Gateway beams are client side right?
meager dawn
austere ivy
pm me nitro codes for disappointment
alteratively
credit card numbers
also the number on the back
and expiration date
thank you
limber knotBOT
nitro codes
austere ivy
hmm
Titanic
why does https://titanicfreak.com redirect to google
I know!
Google owns ryan confirmed
he sold his soul to google
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) @unlog1c (Alex Yakushev): Quiz time: guess the moment when -XX:+UseG1GC was replaced by @shipilev's -XX:+UseShenandoahGC. https://t.co/FvcyqCg5do (6 months and 1 day ago)
cosmic raft
interesting
exotic crest
ancient bolt
did @unreal quarry die?
native thunder
He wasn't able to create any prs in the last week so he just died
His purpose in life was gone
stiff yarrow
you guys are sleeping on Billy
that badass mofo has like 30 PRs lined up
10 are for Cemen the competitor for Conrete
limber knotBOT
Paper #7, Java12, what happened here? https://pastebin.com/ThZ7GBSJ
queen rapids
Exception ticking world
full storm
peak dirge
Paper 1.14 is raw and was just unleashed upon the world. It's liable to be buggy and unstable.
stiff yarrow
1.14 isnt playable right now anyways
void void
paper 1.14: in progress
nobody:
stupid players: I TRIED IT AND IT'S BROKEN, FUUUUUUUUU
peak dirge
fix: delete system32
weary flare
inland fiber
signal tiger
cosmic raft
SysWOW64? yes
ornate spindle
how come craftbukkit made it so that maps are stored in the primary world?
doesn't really make much sense considering that each world had a limit of short.MAX_VALUE
finite wave
Hmmm
limber knotBOT
hey all - is there any annotation api that can be used so certain methods can be classed as Sync ie main thread only or async safe?
finite wave
Well why?
finite wave
Jetbrains has everything
left yacht
@cosmic raft interesting
cosmic raft
what is
void void
you could add an async catcher if you really want too, Narimm
left yacht
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) @unlog1c (Alex Yakushev): Quiz time: guess the moment when -XX:+UseG1GC was replaced by @shipilev's -XX:+UseShenandoahGC. https://t.co/FvcyqCg5do (6 months and 1 day ago)
cosmic raft
ah
left yacht
G1 has been a massive improvement for us.
besides that seems like a heavily specialized GC
but I'm an idiot so idk
limber knotBOT
isn't G1GC default nowadays?
finite wave
🧱
limber knotBOT
I don't think that shenandoah is good for mc anyways since g1gc has better thruputt