#general

3141 messages · Page 77 of 4

finite wave
#

🧱🧱

woven otter
#

need something more dum than nou

upper flicker
#

well and then IJ always says "get the tool files with the wrapper and not just the binary"

#

and then I do that and the whole file goes red and bitches

#

yet gradle runs it perfectly outside of IJ

#

should just move everything to the kotlin build scripts and see if IJ is any more useful

woven otter
#

Should just switch to Eclipse tbh

upper flicker
#

been there done that

#

no thanks

woven otter
#

but clearly it's better. have you seen all of those pro coders using Eclipse

finite wave
#

Kotlin DSL is pretty complete

#

@woven otter Not sure i would call choco pro, but he knows what he is doing.9’

woven otter
#

is that some sort of meme

#

dunno many memes about spigot members except for md_5

finite wave
#

Eclipse is a meme

woven otter
#

yes that's why you should switch to notepad++ instead

finite wave
#

Mspaint

woven otter
#

MS Paint IDE

upper flicker
#

no just mspaint

woven otter
#

no just z

pearl ibex
#

Z. :>

#

Look at that... every single project dev is online. :>

#

@static badge Ur retarded.

woven otter
void void
#

u

#

lv

#

latvia... we call y'all here "extra toe people" xd

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) TOMMY CASH - WINALOTO (Official Video) - length 3m 29s - 113,593 likes, 10,509 dislikes (91.5%) - 6,389,116 views - TOMMY CASH on 2016.07.19 - NSFW****

void void
#

ya

woven otter
#

"extra toe people" wtf

void void
#

"lisavarvas", for short lv

#

geddit

woven otter
#

where are you from lol

void void
#

estonia

woven otter
#

oh fellow brother

finite wave
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Suspekt - Hun Blev Bare Så Glad - length 3m 14s - 2,543 likes, 319 dislikes (88.9%) - 626,532 views - taburecords on 2016.12.30 - NSFW****

finite wave
#

Reminds me of this

woven otter
#

imagine girl stripping and seeing that

finite wave
#

Hun blev bare så glad

void void
#

still would smash

#

:^)

finite wave
#

Hey man

#

Oral sex is a thing

#

No matter where the mouth is i guess

void void
#

yes

limber knotBOT
#

oh

void void
#

exactly my thoughts

limber knotBOT
#

so is that what they mean by talking out of your ass

void void
#

lol

limber knotBOT
#

Hello

#

May i ask a question

#

how can i use paper mc in intellij using Maven repo

#

the maven coordinates are in the readme

limber knotBOT
#

coordinates, mini?

#

<groupId>com.destroystokyo.paper</groupId>

#

<artifactId>paper-api</artifactId>

#

<version>1.13.2-R0.1-SNAPSHOT</version>

#

those are called maven coordinates

#

as they define where to find an artifact in a repo

finite wave
#

Ey German guy

limber knotBOT
#

Ey Danish gal

finite wave
#

No

void void
limber knotBOT
#

oh god maven's even got terminology worse than its choice of config "languages"

finite wave
#

Xml is shit

tropic flame
#

does Gradle still use groovy?

limber knotBOT
#

if you want, yes

#

or you can use kotlin

finite wave
#

^

limber knotBOT
#

or any other plugin which enables some other lang

wide carbon
ornate spindle
#

has anyone here ever used mixin before? how tf does one even read code made with it

normal echo
#

What are you struggling to read?

ornate spindle
#

the annotations

#

@Inject(method = "<init>", at = @At("RETURN")) like that for example

limber knotBOT
#

that injects something at the end of the constructor

#

<init> is the ctor

normal echo
pulsar widget
limber knotBOT
#

was about the say, mixin is nicely documented

pulsar widget
#

Hey guys, is it just me or does the download button now download a zip file containing the source instead of a compiled jar file?

limber knotBOT
#

which download button?

pulsar widget
#

The paper 1.13 and 1.12 download button

limber knotBOT
#

where.....

void void
#

@ornate spindle what ya doing with mixins?

limber knotBOT
#

that downloads a jar for me

#

yep, it properly downloads paperclip

pulsar widget
#

Downloads paper-1613.jar.zip for me, which is weird. .jar.zip?

limber knotBOT
#

did you try opening it? whats inside?

pulsar widget
#

The sourcecode

void void
#

source code? keenthink

pulsar widget
#

Yes, the paper sourcecode

limber knotBOT
#

not sure what to say, works for me 🤷

unreal quarry
#

Don't use IE

pulsar widget
#

I'm using the latest firefox

unreal quarry
#

IE sees jars as zip and tries to be smart

normal echo
#

How do you know it's the source code?

void void
#

jar is technically a zip file ;)

unreal quarry
#

Then Firefox is trying the same b.s.

pulsar widget
#

Hm

normal echo
#

Do the files end in .class or . java?

unreal quarry
#

There's probably a setting to disable it

pulsar widget
#

Oh its .class, so it's compiled

#

What kind of setting?

unreal quarry
#

Idk. A stupid one, no doubt

#

Welcome to the carebear age

normal echo
#

You can just rename the file to .jar and I'm pretty sure you're good

pulsar widget
#

Yea chrome works, thanks

ornate spindle
#

@void void I'm just curious what it is so that I can understand sponge more, especially the optimisation parts

finite wave
#

Lol

void void
#

sponge is using bytecode manipulation on runtime, instead of dealing with decompiling and patching @ornate spindle

#

like paper

ornate spindle
#

yeah ik it does that, I just find mixin to be harder to understand than patches if that makes sense

void void
#

mixins are bit harder to use

#

that's all imo

#

if you want to try out mixins, you can do that on paper as well. i made a mixin loader project for that

#

.g OrionMinecraft/Orion

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/OrionMinecraft/Orion -- GitHub - OrionMinecraft/Orion: Mixin loader for Paper: "Mixin loader for Paper. Contribute to OrionMinecraft/Orion development by creating an account on GitHub."

static badge
#

What does using mixins get you

ornate spindle
#

I don't actually plan to use mixins, I just want to be able to read sponge so that I might be able port optimisations from it

subtle flume
unreal quarry
#

I still plan to use Orion for Ridables. I just haven't had the free time and will power together at the same time lol

#

Maybe with the 1.14 update since I'll have to recode the entire thing again anyways

austere ivy
#

What are mixins?

pulsar wigeon
#

black magic that will probably make your remaining brain cells shrivel up and die

austere ivy
#

Someone mentioned runtime manipulation of bytecode.

pulsar wigeon
#

well, it's load-time really

austere ivy
#

Oh okay.

pulsar wigeon
#

past compile time, but not really while things are already running

austere ivy
#

How's that better over patching?

#

Wouldn't that lead to longer server startup times?

golden gust
#

Mods can't patch the server sources directly

pulsar wigeon
#

unless you're (re)starting your server constantly, startup times are generally not something you care about

finite wave
#

@austere ivy I don’t think you understand

austere ivy
#

That's why I'm asking Jan, I have no idea what mixins are haha

coarse urchin
#

Paper pre5 when eta thank you

golden gust
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
#

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

austere ivy
#

Get him, boys!

#

.korobi

#

.help

#

.electroniccat

#

.paperspigot

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

austere ivy
#

:(

pulsar wigeon
#

stop abusing the bot

#

it has feelings you know

#

unlike leaf

ornate spindle
#

@golden gust you made me realise I had my DMs open on like 5 discord servers monkaS

limber knotBOT
#

Gah

#

Why do people still use the telephone to wish happy birthday

#

I wanted to sleeeeep

golden gust
#

Nothing like waking somebody up to wish them a happy birthday 😄

limber knotBOT
#

This is why I won't give you my phone number @golden gust

#

You'd ring at 3am

golden gust
#

Psh, I'd aim for 3:33, more of a round number

limber knotBOT
#

.g 3:33 killer csi new york

#

(kashike) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSI:_NY_(season_4) -- CSI: NY (season 4) - Wikipedia: "The fourth season of CSI: NY originally aired on CBS between September ... Mac mentions the harassing calls he's been receiving every morning at 3:33..."

The fourth season of CSI: NY originally aired on CBS between September 2007 and May 2008. It consisted of 21 episodes, only 14 of which were completed before the Writers' Strike. Seven more episodes were made after the strike, and they began airing in April 2008. Its regular ...

golden gust
#

lol

stiff yarrow
golden gust
#

Yea, it's pretty much a monthly sport on the forums

stiff yarrow
#

imagine actually believing DRM worked

#

and imagine believing it would work in Java which decompiles in one of the most friendly ways

pulsar wigeon
#

that's why i write all my premium plugins in asm

#

i mean tbh you might as well use eta. jan was obviously on to something

normal echo
stiff yarrow
#

what the fuck is this lol

upper flicker
#

Here I'll write a better one

public static void main (String[] args) {
    System.out.println("-- WARNING MALICIOUS PLUGIN DETECTED --")
}
limber knotBOT
#

its a anti malware with really specific heuristics

#

its meh

#

there was another that that was way better

stiff yarrow
#

what?

fringe quartz
#

Runs 24/7 for constant protection

#

phew

void void
#

does it actually say that lol

stiff yarrow
#

if you ever install a malicious plugin you might have a problem in your plugin vetting ability aPPepoDance

upper flicker
#

the point of mine is that anything you consider questionable enough to run the scan on, you just dont run at all

limber knotBOT
#

way better

#

as it flags potentially malicious stuff

stiff yarrow
#

broken images PogU

limber knotBOT
#

ye the author is banned :D

stiff yarrow
#

oh god the source code is hosted on some 4chan hacker theme website LUL

pulsar wigeon
#

tf is that thing lol

stiff yarrow
#

probably just scans bytecode for red flags if I had to guess

normal echo
#

yeah

pulsar wigeon
#

nah i meant the floobits thing

normal echo
#

that's what I was on about 😛

#

I thought the code was gonna be pretty but then I saw it all in one file

#

my eyes

stiff yarrow
#

like 99% of the code in this scanner is from some ASM lib

#

really makes browsing the source code hard when the library is every class

fringe quartz
#

can I mute emoji's from somebody

#

asking for a friend

stiff yarrow
#

I'm just trying to find the logic and I keep finding library class files instead

normal echo
#

waits for premium antivirus plugin

void void
#

you may be under 'org' not 'cat'

stiff yarrow
#

this code is actually spaghetti

upper flicker
#

wtf is that website

stiff yarrow
limber knotBOT
#

yeah he never found time to clean it up

stiff yarrow
#

@upper flicker honestly seems like some edgy 4chan website

void void
#

"Floobits brings real-time collaborative editing to text editors, IDEs, and now Atom."

stiff yarrow
#

idk how he didn't get 200 lines in and think to himself "this is a fucking mess"

tacit oar
stiff yarrow
wide chasm
#

Lol

stiff yarrow
limber knotBOT
#

looks good to me

slim nymph
#

i open discord and see this horrible shit

#

im gonna go back in a cave now

stiff yarrow
#

we hide the bad code 7 invokes deep

#

this has really got it all

#

edgy hacker 4chan code host

#

banned spigot user

#

spaghetti code

cosmic raft
#

tsk

#

they need to make better label names

#

fun things like

#

break dance;

stiff yarrow
cosmic raft
stiff yarrow
#

processStuff I should use this

void void
#

what

#

what's this even

#

@stiff yarrow explain this crap

stiff yarrow
#

someone used an ASM lib to scan for red flag bytecode very poorly

#

MiniDigger linked to it earlier

#

also the fact that its on an edgy 4chan hacker theme website makes it funnier to me

cosmic raft
#

you guys love pain

#

so have this gem from the Minecraft guild

pulsar wigeon
#

"anthro characters"

#

kill me now

stiff yarrow
#

@vernal moth what makes you think this person was banned? I don't see any signs t hey were

pulsar wigeon
#

"file shredder" that's where the illegal stuff goes

coarse urchin
#

thats how my desktop is

#

A mess

normal echo
#

Pretty sure they came on this discord a few weeks ago complaining they were banned

#

Cause they owned spigot.dev

stiff yarrow
#

lets share desktops

cosmic raft
#

I don't really have one; my laptop does but it's empty

pulsar wigeon
stiff yarrow
cosmic raft
#

why is your cursor so big

stiff yarrow
#

I never look at my desktop

#

didn't even know what was on it aPPepeLightsaber

cosmic raft
#

edge open

pulsar wigeon
#

because this monitor has lower dpi than the laptop it's hooked up to

stiff yarrow
#

@cosmic raft edge is open because its looking at an epub file

cosmic raft
#

and why do you need edge for that

stiff yarrow
#

I don't

#

but edge opened by default

cosmic raft
#

🔥

stiff yarrow
#

and I didn't care to switch to my normal epub viewer

austere ivy
#

who wants to see my desktop

cosmic raft
#

we all do

austere ivy
#

this is my spare laptop by the way haha.

#

everything's stored in Stuff so whenever I reformat my mac (which I do somewhat often) I can just pack up and leave easily :P

stiff yarrow
#

you really can't just use a bash command to know your IP address like a normal person

austere ivy
#

I'm away from home

stiff yarrow
#

yes?

#

oh

#

I see

#

I take it back brian

#

sorry for the flames

austere ivy
#

here, let me show you my home one.

pulsar wigeon
#
>not having your home ip in your ~/.ssh known addresses
stiff yarrow
#

google changed their default response to what is my ip to be ipv6

#

🤢

cosmic raft
#
$ wc -l .ssh/known_hosts 
17 .ssh/known_hosts
pulsar wigeon
#

yes, that will definitely speed up adoption of ipv6

#

LUL

cosmic raft
#

@stiff yarrow most likely because you're connecting to them via v6? :p

stiff yarrow
#

I am

#

my internet uses ipv6

placid thicket
#

Google still returns ipv4 if your ISP uses ipv4

stiff yarrow
#

I also have an ipv4 address

cosmic raft
austere ivy
#

similarly clean

#

I made these backgrounds myself (and have a few more) if anyone wants them (which

#

I doubt you guys do, but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

stiff yarrow
austere ivy
#

Nossr I'm going to HACK YOU.

stiff yarrow
austere ivy
#

Also, completely innocently, anyone want to join my server? :)

stiff yarrow
#

good luck I'm behind 18 boxxys

austere ivy
#

What? Nooooo, it doesn't tell me your IP.

stiff yarrow
#

you can get IPs from discords client

austere ivy
#

Really?

stiff yarrow
#

at least I was told this and believed it

austere ivy
#

I dunno about that xD

#

I mean I guess you could do it from Skype.

placid thicket
#

Not really a paper question but does anyone know how to run full world optimization with lighting recalc on a server world for .13>.14

Either my google foo isn't great or information relating is very sparse.

austere ivy
#

Yes.

#

Put it into your singleplayer worlds, in the new snapshots for 1.14 there's an option to recalculate lighting.

#

(clear world caches)

placid thicket
#

That's... Not really practical for a 13gb world... Like at all

austere ivy
#

That's what you can do on the vanilla side of things.

#

Alright, you can also get FAWE. Select a square that includes all generated chunks then //removelight and //fixlighting. People will probably hate me for saying get FAWE but a server I play on did that and it worked fine. Be warned this will cause some issues though, such as crops disappearing because of the lack of lighting.

#

So if you don't want a chance for the crops do disappear, just do /fixlighting only ¯_(ツ)_/¯

cosmic raft
austere ivy
#

Other than that I'm not really sure of any ways.

#

Yikes, TELUS.

cosmic raft
#

yikes

#

more like yay

placid thicket
#

Hopefully Mojang give more Info in the next few days...

austere ivy
#

That's not very american of you >:(

#

american salute

cosmic raft
#

what?\

austere ivy
#

national anthem plays quietly in the background

#

red white and blue wavy flag appears behind me, still in the american salute pose

#

national anthem gets louder and louder

cosmic raft
#

what the fuck are you going on about

placid thicket
#

I'd say yikes to Telus too, changed to shaw and went from a max of 75 to 600 for the same price

austere ivy
#

suddenly, everything fades to black

cloud dawn
cosmic raft
#

I've got 300/300

austere ivy
#

Hey that's nice. How much do you pay?

cloud dawn
#

Has anything replaced/forked Factions yet? Because it hasn't been updated for quite a while.

placid thicket
#

They you don't live in the boonies like me

cosmic raft
#

$80/mo

cloud dawn
#

It doesn't even officially support 1.13

austere ivy
#

What!?

pulsar wigeon
#

factions3

cosmic raft
#

maybe $85, one of the two

austere ivy
#

We're paying $100/100down/10up

#

Sorry.

#

5 up.

cosmic raft
#

with who?

cloud dawn
#

Where do I find factions3

upper flicker
#

factions forks are like node modules in this community

#

Im sure there's one somewhere

austere ivy
#

Spectrum (Charter)

cosmic raft
#

US

austere ivy
#

They have no idea what an upload speed is.

cosmic raft
#

have fun with that

placid thicket
#

We are doing $95 for 600/20

cosmic raft
#

yeah, shaw's upload will always suck

pulsar wigeon
#

US isps make me sad

austere ivy
#

What on earth flanigo.

placid thicket
#

They have a 200 up option here but we really don't need it

austere ivy
#

You're like "95$ FOR 600 YEET"

#

20 mbps.

cosmic raft
#

I take it back

austere ivy
#

But who am I kidding I'm getting 5 ._.

austere ivy
#

w h a t

pulsar wigeon
#

🇺🇸 💰 🇺🇸

cosmic raft
#

yes

austere ivy
#

Can we just get rid of Charter and Comcast from US?

cloud dawn
#

@pulsar wigeon Where's factions3 listed at?

austere ivy
#

Just yeet them away

cosmic raft
#

$75/mo for 300/300 fibre

cloud dawn
#

I cannot find it in the spigot forums

pulsar wigeon
#

.g

austere ivy
#

.g comcast

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://www.xfinity.com/ -- Digital Cable TV, Internet and Home Phone | XFINITY: "Save on XFINITY Digital Cable TV, High Speed Internet and Home Phone Services. Enjoy entertainment your way with great deals on XFINITY by Comcast."

pulsar wigeon
#

.g google

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) http://www.google.com/ -- Google: "Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're..."

austere ivy
#

.g comcast image

placid thicket
#

Oh also our dollar is ass so 95 cad is 71 American

limber knotBOT
austere ivy
#

Come on, reddit, REPRESENT.

#

I suspect Google did it.

tardy lynx
#

20 down 2 up for £50/month

placid thicket
#

RIP

austere ivy
#

Previously, one of the top images if you search "Comcast" was the nazi flag.

#

I bet they took it down.

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean, you just did a google search, not a google image search

#

they are entirely different to begin with

austere ivy
#

I'm doing image search right now, can't find it.

cosmic raft
#

I think image search is disabeld on the bot

#

.gis comcast

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results found.

cosmic raft
#

yeah

upper flicker
#

.gis no results

placid thicket
#

Rogers (eastern Canada only) has 1000/150 for $115

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results found.

upper flicker
#

seems fine to me

cosmic raft
#

@placid thicket and that's still meh; still copper and docsis based

austere ivy
#

.gis Minecraft

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results found.

austere ivy
#

.g Minecraft

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://minecraft.net/ -- Minecraft: Official site: "Minecraft is a game about placing blocks and going on adventures. Buy it here, or explore the site for the latest news and the community's amazing..."

austere ivy
#

.g Minecraft Images

limber knotBOT
pulsar wigeon
#

pls stop botspam here

placid thicket
#

They just completed a full network fiber upgrade at the beginning of 2919

cosmic raft
#

not to homes

austere ivy
#

Alright see you folks.

cosmic raft
#

it's still copper to actual customers

#

except business, maybe

#

Shaw uses RFoG in some cases

placid thicket
#

Not all of it, last mile is in upgrade expected for 2021, I worked for them till the end of 2018

cosmic raft
#

I don'

slim nymph
#

i have FTTP

austere ivy
#

ahem

cosmic raft
#

't know anyone who has fibre coming into their home with rogers, @placid thicket

austere ivy
#

okay bye folks!

stiff yarrow
#

@cosmic raft probably best to just have a bot edit and append everything brian writes with WARNING: Confuses reality with his imagination

placid thicket
#

Only specific areas of Toronto when I left the company

normal echo
#

Does the bot still have safe search off?

cosmic raft
#

probably

austere ivy
#

don't do that WARNING: Confuses reality with his imagination

cosmic raft
#

@placid thicket yeah, see, that's why I love telus

austere ivy
#

okay bye.

cosmic raft
#

everywhere here, even more remote areas, have FTTH

#

hooray ONT

#

my setup ^

placid thicket
#

I can tell you that's not the case in the north

#

Our internet was only available over phone line

stiff yarrow
#

@cosmic raft there's a fiber company out here that bought out verizon, they offer 150/150 for like 55 USD month, their plans go up to 250 atm I think for not much more

#

in portland there's a fiber company offering 1000/1000

cosmic raft
#

by "here" I mean the cities all around me; not sure about way further

stiff yarrow
#

right now I'm on god awful copper wire internet

cosmic raft
#

rip

austere ivy
#

yikes

#

Fair punishment for abusing the pepe run emoji.

stiff yarrow
#

the upload speed being shit kills me inside

austere ivy
#

I have 5 upload speed, what's yours?

placid thicket
#

Max Telus speed in my city is 75, they lost a shit tonne of customers and are now panic upgrading because shaw upgraded and converted 80% of the city according to a Telus pole worker who was surveying poles outside my house

stiff yarrow
#

normally the download speed is 150 mbps/s but its shitting the bed atm

#

err

austere ivy
stiff yarrow
#

not MB/s

austere ivy
#

How is yours higher than me.

#

I'm going to protest Charter.

#

Here's my current speed in Colombia:

#

Send help.

#

that has my IP thonk

pulsar wigeon
#

time to hack

austere ivy
#

noo D:

placid thicket
crystal quail
austere ivy
#

Flanigo, how is this even possible.

cosmic raft
#

yeah I still don't trust fast.com to produce valid results

austere ivy
#

I'm going to guess charter?

fallen oracle
#

Weak

cosmic raft
#

unedited

austere ivy
#

OK I'll use Speedtest by Ookwa

placid thicket
#

@austere ivy shaw, Canada

austere ivy
#

Can I download more bits?

pulsar wigeon
#

nice 420 upload kashike

#

:^)

austere ivy
#

Is there an upgrade I can do.

upper flicker
#

youre downloading more bits right now

#

congrats

austere ivy
#

whoa ;o

placid thicket
austere ivy
#

look at me mum I'm downloading bits!!

placid thicket
#

Forgot to mention, all packages above 75 also have free unlimited

limber knotBOT
#

I think the limit to my internet connection is my wifi at this point

austere ivy
#

Amaranth is like it's currently 50 gbps down and 1 kbps up

upper flicker
#

more like 50 jbps

stiff yarrow
#

I'm staying in my moms living room so I can't complain about the shit internet too much

austere ivy
#

more like 50 pbps

upper flicker
#

not even using the animated tipping version

limber knotBOT
#

I get 100mbps on speed tests, supposed to have a 200mbps connection but I'm on 802.11ac and there are over a dozen wifi networks visible to my computer

stiff yarrow
#

didn't even know there was a GIF version

placid thicket
#

Realizing I'm on 2.4ghz and not 5.0 that test speed is actually pretty impressive o.0

stiff yarrow
limber knotBOT
#

I miss my internet in Florida, had 1Gbps for less money than this 200Mbps connection

austere ivy
#

tips furiously

upper flicker
#

didnt realize there was a pepe version

austere ivy
#

Okay bye folks!

placid thicket
#

@austere ivy you can never leave

austere ivy
#

:(

stiff yarrow
#

Amaranth: At my old house I was rated for 150/150 but the on site fiber unit was old and when I called to complain it disconnected a few times in a row so I gave up, luckily I still had 100/100

austere ivy
#

@placid thicket neither can you.

#

:D

placid thicket
#

Amaranth: you can change your wifi settings to use a different channel and rectify that

stiff yarrow
#

this is the fiber companies current plans in my area

austere ivy
#

what.

#

Alright bye folks!

#

@placid thicket I'm watching you.

limber knotBOT
#

I had 1000/150 in Florida for like $65, I have 200/20 here for $130

placid thicket
#

@austere ivy I'm retired, I can do this all day

austere ivy
#

me too @placid thicket

stiff yarrow
#

tbh I don't really need the speed, I don't really do much with my internet atm

placid thicket
#

But I'm 22

limber knotBOT
#

I almost never notice a difference between 1000 and 200

#

@placid thicket The router picked its channel automatically after scanning for nearby networks and the one it picked seems to be the best available

#

Although anything other than channels 1, 7, or 11 on 2.4Ghz overlaps with the other channels so they all kind of suck

stiff yarrow
#

@placid thicket did you make money with Minecraft servers or something so I can be jelly? pog

placid thicket
#

saskatchewan has federally regulated internet and its dirt cheap.

#

I'm related to dead rich people ¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

@stiff yarrow

stiff yarrow
#

if you ever want to hire me with dead relative money HmmCoffeeSmile

placid thicket
#

Get 8k a month to do w/e with but most is in the mortgage ATM

stiff yarrow
#

8k a month for free pog

placid thicket
#

It's not free, I had to struggle through life till someone died for it

#

(tbh also my SOs money not mine but who's asking)

#

make 8k a month from home with this one easy trick!

upper flicker
#

have rich family, have rich family die, ???, profit

#

think thats the steps

#

make each one a separate image in a slideshow for more page views

pulsar wigeon
#

"have rich family die"
interesting use of the passive voice

#

:^)

upper flicker
#

it fits

#

thats the theme

placid thicket
#

But first, here's 14 slides about my daily struggle making 8k

quasi valley
#

and the struggle of making the slides

upper flicker
#

woah woah woah

wide chasm
#

I used to work hard for 8k
shows slides
But now I learned this one easy trick!

upper flicker
#

the struggle of making the slides is a separate clickbait article

wide chasm
#

How I became tired of making YT videos

upper flicker
#

we cant afford to go around sharing that much content amongst a single article

placid thicket
#

Which is linked at the end of the first article if you push next too many times

quasi valley
#

but then you have to not forget teasers and plotholes at the end of the other articles!

wide chasm
#

The entire video is one big annotation linking to it.

upper flicker
#

plus the 25 ads at the bottom that are only tangentially related

#

and the 4 in the actual slides between content

placid thicket
#

And make sure Adblock disables the whole page

quasi valley
#

and kills a puppy

static badge
#

what's up retards what I'd miss

upper flicker
#

ah yes

#

the true cancer of the internet

#

leaves

wide chasm
#

leaves

static badge
#

hashtag 0750 ur retarded

placid thicket
#

How I make 8k a month with a simple trick, I'll begin explaining again to you if you click these random links HTTPS:\www.example.com

wide chasm
#

This article is a subscriber exclusive!

austere ivy
#

hey @placid thicket

placid thicket
#

Please give me your cc number but I promise I won't charge till the second month

austere ivy
#

you seemed to haven't talked for a while.

#

I wish I was unretired ;(

placid thicket
#

Then get a job

stiff yarrow
#

@placid thicket its not free because you faced the same challenges literally everyone else did until they died? Kappa

placid thicket
#

Yeah

#

But my life was harder

stiff yarrow
#

measurably harder

#

probably +1 harder

placid thicket
#

Because reasons

upper flicker
#

emotional torment of them dying

placid thicket
#

I'm autistic, that has to be at least a +2

wide chasm
#

I'm male +3

static badge
#

only thing that is +3 is the braincell requirement to not be retarded

austere ivy
#

I just thought of a good roast.

upper flicker
#

"no u"

#

I win

static badge
#

hashtag 0750 ur retarded

austere ivy
#

"it was bait

placid thicket
#

By my autism give me more brain cells, am I stuck In a +5 loop?

austere ivy
#

"

upper flicker
#

who left a rug in the middle of the floor

#

they slide around

#

and then people end up

#

fucking hell this is what I mean

static badge
#

you're too predictable

#

I saw that coming

upper flicker
#

...

static badge
#

yeah that's right

upper flicker
#

given how choreographed it was I can only hope so

static badge
#

... me u fuking hashtag

upper flicker
#

get ...'d

static badge
#

bet ur ass doesn't get on trending ever

fallen oracle
#

heck'd

upper flicker
#

what trending

#

trending leaf roasts?

#

always on it

static badge
#

turns out dumpsterfires make good leaf roasts

stiff yarrow
#

@placid thicket but if you're CIS white male you gotta add 18 privilege points

static badge
#

thanks for telling me

upper flicker
#

yeah thats literally how we burn you

stiff yarrow
#

I'm so dyslexic PepeHands

upper flicker
#

we throw you out like the garbage you are

static badge
#

ur a dumpsterfire

upper flicker
#

then light you on fire to rid ourselves of you

austere ivy
#

@placid thicket you're not talking.

upper flicker
#

your kind is literally a dumpsterfire

#

and then nothing

austere ivy
#

Why are you not talking? :(

static badge
#

ur always a dumpsterfire

placid thicket
#

i have been talking lots, you aren't talking

upper flicker
austere ivy
static badge
#

ur mother invented the dumpsterfire

#

aka u

upper flicker
#

thats racist af

#

too far

#

crossed the line

#

reported to discord tos polis

austere ivy
#

wow, what's Leaf's punishment?

static badge
#

as if u could put 2 and 2 together to draw a line

austere ivy
#

he's gonna get banned from Minecraft

upper flicker
#

gonna call notch

austere ivy
#

I'm calling my father he works at Microsoft he's the CEO

upper flicker
#

get him banned

placid thicket
#

my dad works at microsoft ill get you BANNED!!1!

#

oof beat me to it

austere ivy
#

BEANED

#

LOL.

placid thicket
#

yay, my python scrip is 50% with 42 hours to go!

#

so how's everone's <insert applicable time of day>?

pearl ibex
#

@static badge Ur retarded. :>

stiff yarrow
#

my eyes hurt and these yellow glasses only help a small amount

pearl ibex
#

@stiff yarrow Captain Pepe! :D

upper flicker
#

@stiff yarrow drink your water

quasi valley
#

windows night mode 👀

upper flicker
#

no chicken tendies until you drink your water

placid thicket
#

forget water, drink vodka!

pearl ibex
#

You can't be so cruel, Z. D:

#

Is Captain Pepe a Russian or something? :>

static badge
#

generally people are as cruel as they are retarded

#

hashtag 0750 is no exception

pearl ibex
#

Well, you're retarded but you're not cruel, so...

quasi valley
#

you are quite a bit more cruel tho

pearl ibex
#

Yo, leaf.

austere ivy
#

Leaf.

static badge
#

wat

austere ivy
#

Can I get a signature?

pearl ibex
#

If you're not retarded, react to this. :>

#

You retarded leaf. :>

static badge
#

u can git fukt

austere ivy
#

Landis, how about this. If you're not an idiot, react to my message in my Discord server.

pearl ibex
#

Meh, you're retarded, Brian. :>

austere ivy
placid thicket
#

sure.... i can has invite?

austere ivy
#

:>

#

:>

#

:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>

placid thicket
#

not really plz

austere ivy
#

No D:<

placid thicket
#

im in way too many discords as it is >.>

pearl ibex
#

Send me the invite link. :> /s

#

Electroniccat has been playing Minecraft for days, holy moly. D:

golden gust
#

implying I close stuff

placid thicket
#

who closes things? i leave 500 chrome tabs open for the next time i might need them

pearl ibex
#

Now i'm gonna report Brian. :>

#

Yeah, who does? :P

austere ivy
#

:>

placid thicket
#

when my ram gets too full, i just put in another stick, no need to turn off the computer, just pull the old one out and put a new one in

pearl ibex
#

Wut?

austere ivy
#

Electronic can I put the invite to the server I created just for this (so no advertising or anything, but kinda.)

pearl ibex
#

Well... i can actually close my browser, since i have this wonderful "keep windows on close" thing.

#

For some reason, electroniccat knows when you're talking 'bout him. thonk

placid thicket
#

the chat has died, now what am i gunna do for entertainment?

austere ivy
#

can I interrupt his Hypixel Bedwars match?

#

@electronicca

#

no, I can't bring myself to do it ;c

pearl ibex
#

Ping SpottedLeaf and call him a retard. :>

#

@cosmic raft Kash! Brian is impersonating me...

austere ivy
#

What?

#

is Landis ok

#

@pearl ibex are you okay?

merry talon
#

like your lambdas and cloud functions but it's just billed on CPU over the idle threshold or something like that

#

meaning I can keep a persistent DB connection

austere ivy
#

o_O

merry talon
#

there's gotta be some kind of threshold otherwise how would you not be billed for a running container constantly

#

so the question is, what is it?

#

oh apparently its when At least one request is being processed by the container instance

merry talon
#

then what's stopping people from just hammering it with compute lol

austere ivy
#

@wide hazel I literally just saw that

#

fellow /r/todayilearned user too, eh?

wide hazel
#

Hah

stiff yarrow
#

@wide hazel this might be the most well vetted scientific paper ever pog

wide hazel
#

It's great

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) New synth FLEX beta is now available in fl studio 20.1.2 : FL_Studio - 40 comments, 120 points - PLEB6785, 2d ago

austere ivy
#

Bye folks I'm going to go play with this.

cosmic raft
#

announced that the program would not be returning for a third season, ending the series with an unresolved cliffhanger.

#

fuck networks who do this

stiff yarrow
#

ye I feel your pain

cosmic raft
#

gives @stiff yarrow a Firefly

merry talon
#
// should never happen
return new Error("Something went horribly wrong")
#

this is the best

pearl spire
tropic flame
#

@cosmic raft that's how you open a whole new world of porn fanfictions

#

ending the series with an unresolved cliffhanger

void void
#

what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land

tropic flame
#

LMAO

#

I mean this land is already cursed

void void
#

something something... rule (numbers) ?

atomic marten
#

Is wrapping error message in a constructor and not writing your own error types the norm?

tropic flame
#

getting more cursed won't do anything

void void
#

@atomic marten depends on a situation

tropic flame
#

noodles are just thin spaghetti

#

runs

atomic marten
#

It’s spaghetti noodles

#

Btw

#

Anti viruses are over rated

#

Common sense is the best package you can get

void void
#

@tropic flame rule 34

tropic flame
#

honestly at this point common sense is the one overrated

atomic marten
#

Change my mind

tropic flame
#

@void void if something exists there's porn of it...?

void void
#

wink-wink

tropic flame
#

oh...

atomic marten
#

That’s just a tentacle don’t be fooled

stiff yarrow
#

nossrman porn when

tropic flame
#

I've heard the UK was gonna enforce a porn ban for minors this summer

atomic marten
#

I didn’t know it was illegal in the UK

#

*legal

tropic flame
#

for minors

#

oh

#

lol

atomic marten
#

Can’t trust voice typing for nothing

tropic flame
#

but ye it's something like, websites having to implement a way to check your information with a government database and if they don't comply they block the website

#

that's what a friend told me

normal echo
#

brb got to go to the post office to get my online ID 😉

tropic flame
#

LMAO

#

but yeah it's sad

atomic marten
#

Pls minors will just torrent it

tropic flame
#

lmao

atomic marten
#

Or vpn to a country that doesn’t check

tropic flame
#

it's like saying masturbation is not normal in a teenager's life

#

there are VPNs

#

and teens know about them LOL

normal echo
#

psh i'm sure they'll just trade USB drives on the playground

tropic flame
#

yeah, like in the old days

atomic marten
#

Sharing those tor live usbs

tropic flame
#

hold on, I'm sure this isn't the Frozen movie I saw the trailer of sometime ago

#

🤷

atomic marten
#

think my playground only had tails persistent usb trading and guy fawks masks

#

And these fancy A stickers

austere ivy
#

Is disabling and enabling a plugin during runtime a good idea at all?

#

Nevermind that sounds like such a stupid idea it's incomprehensible.

pulsar wigeon
#

/reload was a mistake

unreal quarry
#

Plugman is just as bad

finite wave
#

Just /stop

unreal quarry
#

^_^

finite wave
#

Hehe

woven otter
#

haha that's nice

pulsar wigeon
#

then you need to compile on his code :<

#

why would you want to add a dependency on that

finite wave
#

Lol

unreal quarry
#

Is that a serious question?

pulsar wigeon
#

acknowledging things gives them credibility :^)

unreal quarry
#

Can't tell if serious or trolling. Going to assume trolling. ^_^

stiff yarrow
#

what the hell is plugman

pulsar wigeon
#

🚮 💩

unreal quarry
#

It's what people use to feel better about using /reload without using /reload because /reload is bad. They just aren't aware it's the same damn thing with the same damn problems lol

acoustic pilot
#

It's actually not. Some things are fairly safe to reload.

#

Whenever possible I do try to design my stuff to be reload-friendly. /reload is bad, though.

#

PlugMan also isn't exactly complex, the concept of plugin reloading is easy enough to implement, we don't even use PlugMan so any PlugMan-specific check wouldn't affect our servers as we use our own thing 😛

cedar spade
#

In theory, if your plugin is designed properly, it should reload fine

acoustic pilot
#

It's actually not theory.

#

It's proven fact.

cedar spade
#

In practice, things might still go wrong

acoustic pilot
#

Yeah a lot of things tend to simply not be reload-compatible.

pulsar wigeon
#

yea like people trying to upgrade things live

acoustic pilot
#

Plenty of small things can go wrong.

pulsar wigeon
#

switch a new jar in and turns out the classloader still has references leftover

acoustic pilot
#

I use plugin reloading to avoid restarting the server after making plugin updates, I also do live hotswapping some times for hot fixes 😉

#

Yeah you'll end up with small leaks like that, but it's enough to hold you over until the next reboot.

pulsar wigeon
#

jvm hotswapping and reloading is different

#

hotswapping changes what's already there

#

reload tries to make a new one altogether

acoustic pilot
#

Depends on your method of hot swapping

#

Standard JVM hot swapping, that's true.

#

But that's not the only way to hot swap 😃

pulsar wigeon
#

ok well i'm talking about a specific thing obviously

acoustic pilot
#

Yes well, as specific as it is, it's not the only way to hot swap.

pulsar wigeon
#

you can make up alternate definitions for things but that doesn't make them consistent or valid

acoustic pilot
#

Oh it does.

pulsar wigeon
#

k

acoustic pilot
#

Just different methods of hot swapping.

#

DCEVM hot swapping is still called hot swapping.

#

It is what it is, whether you like it or not.

#

There's also JRebel's hot swapping too.

austere ivy
#

What could go wrong with /reload anyway? I'm not super educated on exactly what can go wrong. I see some people putting this = null; in their onDisable() as that apparently "helps with /reload" but isn't that redundant?

acoustic pilot
#

The main thing that goes wrong is that many if not most plugins don't clean up after themselves, but /reload itself has issues with the actual server implementation, too, IIRC.

hard viper
#

Well, if anything outside of your plugin has a reference to anything from your plugin

void void
#

tldr keep away from /reload

#

it sucks

hard viper
#

Classloader leaks.

acoustic pilot
#

There might be good reasons for why they don't clean up after themselves, generally not, but some times yes.

hard viper
#

And boom, you now have a leak and all sorts of problems due to classes not actually realoding.

acoustic pilot
#

The class loader leaking is the least worrisome aspect, in my experience.

hard viper
#

To make it more fun, some of them will reload, and some of them will not.

acoustic pilot
#

But I only use individual plugin reloading to hold me over until the next daily reboot.

#

As a tool to avoid rebooting immediately to apply changes or fixes.

hard viper
#

So you will have all sorts of linkage errors and static variables not being updated at some places.

#

Also it's almost impossible to support reaload for anything that injects into nms.

#

There usually isn't really a clean way to uninject those things.

#

Because they get cached in server itself.

#

Also it's hard to reload plugins that have a circular sort of depend between them.

#

So generally it is safe to reload a plugin only if you made sure that plugin can do reload and no active plugins depend on it.

acoustic pilot
#

Yep, which is why /reload is very bad, as it's indiscriminate and reloads all plugins, and even server state.

pulsar wigeon
#

i'm not sure how common it is, but some plugins have /<plugin> reload commands which just reload things like configs etc that it knows it can do safely

hard viper
#

I just do Bukkit.shutdown() onDisable in all my plugins that really has no way to support reload.

native thunder
#

That sounds like a terible idea. What if you need to disable a plugin until next restart

acoustic pilot
#

We're talking about plugins like ProtocolSupport, I think?

#

In which case, shutdown() is a good call.

hard viper
#

Yes

acoustic pilot
#

There is no way to support disabling that shit lol

cosmic raft
#

If you need to disable a plugin at runtime then you need to rethink how you run things

acoustic pilot
#

Once it's enabled, it's in there for good until reboot.

hard viper
#

In theory you can reload, however that will actually require closing all connections anyway.

native thunder
#

Ah OK that makes way more sense

hard viper
#

Yeah, once it's enabled it becomes a part of the server.

acoustic pilot
#

It all depends on the plugin, and yeah PS definitely fits the bill.

hard viper
#

Also plugins that load/unload worlds most likely won't be able to reload too.

cosmic raft
#

This is why we did reloading way different with Sponge

austere ivy
#

How do you reload?

#

With Sponge?

#

Y'KNOW.

pulsar wigeon
#

plugins opt in

austere ivy
#

Why don't we just get rid of /restart?

pulsar wigeon
#

what's wrong with restart?

hard viper
#

Nothing saves from leftover references tho. I guess you can track and carve out those objects using jvm native debug interfaces. However if plugin doesn't properly support reload nothing will help.

austere ivy
pulsar wigeon
#

restart has nothing to do with reload

native thunder
#

Um

pulsar wigeon
#

pretty sure restart isn't even standard

austere ivy
#

did I say /restart

acoustic pilot
#

On the topic of reloading and hot swapping, I hate relocating shaded classes because it makes class reloading impossible 😦

austere ivy
#

lol I meant /reload

cosmic raft
#

yes

austere ivy
#

xD

native thunder
#

That's it's a bukkit command no?

#

Or whatever

cosmic raft
#

@acoustic pilot I don't relocate things in private stuff

pulsar wigeon
#

reload is a bukkit command

austere ivy
#

Yeah but Paper is literally a fork of Bukkit

pulsar wigeon
#

restart isn't/wasn't?

cosmic raft
#

I also don't use public plugins, which is great

acoustic pilot
#

Same @cosmic raft

austere ivy
#

You can change it ,_,

native thunder
#

Might be a spigot addition

acoustic pilot
#

Being able to reload classes in plugins containing shaded classes is great.

cosmic raft
#

Spigot adds it

pulsar wigeon
#

if restart is standard now, it was added by a fork

#

yea ok

hard viper
#

Don't really see what is the problem with relocated classes.

austere ivy
#

Welcome to the graph of stuff:

acoustic pilot
#

@hard viper Mostly no problem other than not being able to do live class reloading.

native thunder
#

Hotswap is a nightmare

acoustic pilot
#

If you're trying to reload a class which uses a relocated class, you're screwed.

pulsar wigeon
#

huh? why?

hard viper
#

Huh, why? I could do live reload from newly built jar just fine.

pulsar wigeon
#

are you relocating at runtime?

acoustic pilot
#

Because the code you're editing references the non-relocated name.

pulsar wigeon
#

or compiletime shade/shadow?

#

uhhh

hard viper
#

That's the problem of your IDE integration then.

pulsar wigeon
#

^

#

hotswap the post-relocation classes

hard viper
#

Change stuff -> build jar -> swap classes.

#

Debug via remote

acoustic pilot
#

Let's say I have a plugin that shades in Guava and relocates it to shaded.guava or something, where as in the IDE I'm touching the unrelocated code, ofc it wouldn't work there.

pulsar wigeon
#

works in my setup /shrug

austere ivy
#

. | PAPER | SPIGOT | BUKKIT |
. RELOAD | NO | YES | YES |
. RESTART | YES | YES | NO |
. STOP | YES | YES | YES |

#

As you can see from this very professional graph, Spigot is the best!

#

(reload may or may not be removed from Paper in the future)

pulsar wigeon
#

looks like spigot is the worst to me

pseudo island
#

Reload is bad

#

simple

austere ivy
#

ok so Paper is the best?

acoustic pilot
#

I change stuff and do an individual class reload, I don't build a jar.

pseudo island
#

yes

austere ivy
#

HA psike, Paper still has reload.

#

What a shame ;/

pseudo island
#

I prefer plugin management plugins

#

that's the best solution for all servers

#

excluding actual restarts

pulsar wigeon
#

pls leave

austere ivy
#

I vote we lynch k9lego.

pulsar wigeon
#

you first

pseudo island
#

lol

austere ivy
#

PlugMan = /reload

acoustic pilot
#

Paper can't just remove something like /reload without getting an earful from users.

austere ivy
#

It does the same thing basically.

#

Byte.

pseudo island
#

no Plugman > /reload

#

anyway bye

austere ivy
#

k9lego, how so.

#

And Byte, add an option in the config to just get away with /reload from your server.

acoustic pilot
#

PlugMan gives you control over which plugin you can reload.

pseudo island
#

you don't nuke important plugins that cannot handle /reload

austere ivy
#

Have it disabled usually. Opt-in ;)

pseudo island
#

yes

acoustic pilot
#

Where /reload does not give you that control.

austere ivy
#

Oh it does?

#

Oh okay.

acoustic pilot
#

Which is why /reload causes more damage.

pulsar wigeon
#

adding an option doesn't make sense

#

anyone smart enough to disable the command won't use it

austere ivy
#

Well I don't like /reload and I don't want it in my server.

pulsar wigeon
#

anyone stupid enough to use the command will keep it on

austere ivy
#

Just the thought of /reload being in my server gives me shudders.

acoustic pilot
#

Fork it and remove it then lol

pulsar wigeon
#

well you're retarded for starters, you literally just learned about this

acoustic pilot
#

Though I think negating the permission should be enough

pulsar wigeon
#

but you can just alias it away or use permissions to disallow it

acoustic pilot
#

If you want to avoid "accidentally" reloading, that is.

hard viper
#

I actually did remove a reload command in my plugins

#

You can always remove it from commandmap

austere ivy
#

/reload does actually come with a warning now.

pulsar wigeon
#

you don't even need to

hard viper
#

Until certain special someone attached some other logic to that command.

austere ivy
#

So that's helpful.

pulsar wigeon
#

pretty sure aliases.yml can get rid of it

cosmic raft
#

"professional"

pulsar wigeon
#

^compact mode lul

austere ivy
#

It's got spacers and all.

acoustic pilot
#

I can understand the desire to remove it, to prevent any accidental reload when what you really wanted to do was reload a plugin config or something and accidentally typed /reload instead

pulsar wigeon
#

no code blocks

austere ivy
#

Compact mode pleb.

acoustic pilot
#

With the warning though that shouldn't be necessary

pulsar wigeon
#

unaligned everything

cosmic raft
#

compact mode > cozy mode

pulsar wigeon
austere ivy
#

You either pick IRC or Discord.

#

If you want to be on IRC, go to IRC, not "CoMpaCt MoDe"

#

I've actually never.. really tried it. hmm

pulsar wigeon
#

or fuck you i'll do whatever i want

cosmic raft
#

^

austere ivy
cosmic raft
#

any second now..

austere ivy
#

:(

#

Alright, I'm trying it right now.

#

I have to say it's not too bad, I just don't really like the lack of avatars and repetition of usernames. Other than that it's not too bad.

#

Maybe if just like the timestamp, the username only displayed once per message grouping.

acoustic pilot
#

Avatars are noise any way

austere ivy
#

Not bad, though.

acoustic pilot
#

Why do you like noise

austere ivy
#

UI is noise

#

Let's do away with all UI

cosmic raft
#

fine with me

pulsar wigeon
#

let's do away with tehbrian

cosmic raft
#

fine with me

austere ivy
#

D:

cosmic raft
#

:D

austere ivy
#

Turn that smile upside down!

#

:)

#

(:

acoustic pilot
#

Is there a way to disable the avatars in the member list?

pulsar wigeon
acoustic pilot
#

You just used web inspector didn't you lol

pulsar wigeon
#

yea

austere ivy
#

..

pulsar wigeon
#

need something like BetterDiscord to make permanent changes

austere ivy
#

alternatively

#

Just take a cropped screenshot

#

:>

cosmic raft
#

let's see if people will notice

austere ivy
#

Notice what?

cosmic raft
#

exactly

pulsar wigeon
#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

austere ivy
#

what

pulsar wigeon
#

lol

cosmic raft
#

nothing

acoustic pilot
#

I think I noticed