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atomic marten
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thats nothing something anyone should send themselves through

upper flicker
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I thought about getting a little hardware key

atomic marten
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it is basically gpg for ssh

upper flicker
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not for 2FA though

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that sounds annoying as fuck

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keep ur last 2 braincells safe?

upper flicker
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some little hardware key for pgp and ssh

cosmic raft
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oh speaking of maven btw Z

upper flicker
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would want usb c and usb a

cosmic raft
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maven fucking deleted my ~/.m2/settings.xml

upper flicker
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and no one seems to do both

atomic marten
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you use the pgp for ssh

golden gust
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rip

atomic marten
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yubico does both

upper flicker
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yubico doesnt do pgp though does it?

atomic marten
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i have a type-c and a an a

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psure it does?

upper flicker
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I dont want two keys

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I want one single key, with both

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bad enough I'd have one more thing to carry around

atomic marten
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think its gpg not pgp

upper flicker
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gpg is the gnu implementation of pgp

atomic marten
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it is pgp

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i know

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but some people actually care

upper flicker
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it might only talk to one

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but I just care about the key

cosmic raft
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basically all yubikeys support pgp

upper flicker
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gpgp heh

atomic marten
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then you use the pgp for ssh

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and thats how you use yubikey for ssh

upper flicker
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maybe Ill just buy a usb hub on amazon that has a usb c port

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thatd solve that problem

atomic marten
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you can get a yubico with usb-c

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and i think you can clone the pgp?

upper flicker
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probably

atomic marten
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i knowi t can be exported

cosmic raft
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problem with usb c ones

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is they don't have nfc too afaics

atomic marten
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think i used to care, but my phone doesnt use it anymore

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can be used for ssh + codesigning

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not encryption though

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and then, you can use it for website u2f as well

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but only on firefox/chrome, and doesnt work on mobile lol

upper flicker
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I just have an encrypted vhd I pass around on a usb stick that has all this shit on it atm

cosmic raft
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"all this shit"?

upper flicker
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ssh keys, pgp keys, few other secrets

atomic marten
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dont judge his collection

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better than storing all of night's alt acc pws in a plain text document on ur desktop i guess

atomic marten
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where is plain leaf?

upper flicker
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the plain leaf got cancer

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developed spots

atomic marten
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o

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i thought it was from some kid with a magnifying glass

cosmic raft
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mfw

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Microsoft Office 97 Professional came on 55 floppy disks, to install

atomic marten
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whats that

cosmic raft
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what's what

atomic marten
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floppy disks

cosmic raft
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mfw

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@upper flicker help

atomic marten
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did they have office in 97?

cosmic raft
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I'm old

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A floppy disk, also known as a floppy, diskette, or simply disk, is a type of disk storage composed of a disk of thin and flexible magnetic storage medium, sealed in a rectangular plastic enclosure lined with fabric that removes dust particles. Floppy disks are read and writt...

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Microsoft Office 97 is a major milestone release of Microsoft Office, which includes hundreds of new features and improvements over its predecessor, Microsoft Office 95. Office 97 introduced "Command Bars," a paradigm in which menus and toolbars were made more similar in capa...

atomic marten
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o the save icon

upper flicker
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wat

cosmic raft
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help

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I'm old apparently

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they don't know what a floppy disk is

stiff yarrow
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@upper flicker I read something about USB-C not having voltage regulations something something dangerous chargers something something

atomic marten
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dont believe everything you read

upper flicker
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there were some shitty cables on amazon that werent up to spec for a while

atomic marten
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but, yea its true

upper flicker
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that was bad

atomic marten
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dont buy cheap shit

upper flicker
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but they caught em pretty quick and its not really an issue anymore

atomic marten
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you can still get them if you go cheap enough

upper flicker
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not on amazon

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cant speak to the ones from banggood or anything

atomic marten
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think did amazon start regulating it

upper flicker
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yes

limber knotBOT
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It's really the whole "somebody drops a product that can be redone cheap as shit", followed by china dropping stuff out that sets on fire

upper flicker
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amazon came down pretty hard on it

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because if people are afraid the stuff on your platform will break their shit theyll go elsewhere

atomic marten
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it could of been done with micro-usb really

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the usb-c spec is still a mess

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some can do video, some cant, some cant data transfer, some can only charge, some are sub 1gb/s

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and they all look the same

upper flicker
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usb c is a connector

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not a protocol

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and yes the usb protocol is an absolute mess

atomic marten
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there is a usb-c spec though

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didn't usb c that coming

upper flicker
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usb 3 doesnt exist anymore btw

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because usb spec

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they renamed all of them again

stiff yarrow
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oh shit

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what is it now

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usb delight?

cosmic raft
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get ready for it

stiff yarrow
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so what do I call my fancy usb 3.0 ports now

upper flicker
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its bad

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.g usb 3 name

limber knotBOT
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upper flicker
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the people on that committee should all go live on a special farm

cosmic raft
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    USB 3.2 Gen 1: originally known as USB 3.0, and previously renamed to USB 3.1 Gen 1. It’s the original USB 3.0 specification, and it can transfer data at up to 5Gbps.
    USB 3.2 Gen 2: Previously known as USB 3.1, and then later as USB 3.1 Gen 2. It offers speeds at up to 10Gbps.
    USB 3.2 Gen 2x2: formally known as USB 3.2, it’s the newest and fastest spec, promising speeds at up to 20Gbps (by using two lanes of 10Gbps at once).
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for those who don't want to click

atomic marten
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2x2

cosmic raft
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yes

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ah yes

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wtf is that

atomic marten
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these names somehow managed to be worse than google

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at least it's not an intel chipset

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especially a failed one

atomic marten
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nvidia

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looks at Z750

atomic marten
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they make jokes out of their names

upper flicker
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still havent seen this chipset

atomic marten
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theres a Z75

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havent seen Z750

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they are 100x faster

upper flicker
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leaf has spots where his brain should be

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he's also a leaf

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2

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ur gonna be an intel chipset

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everyone's gonna bel ike

upper flicker
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we dont put a lot of weight behind whatever he manages to slur out

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fuck

upper flicker
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bel ike

atomic marten
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im looking forward ot being able to buy risk5 chips

stiff yarrow
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what the fuck

upper flicker
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conrete.hasStarte("bel ike");

limber knotBOT
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ikea

stiff yarrow
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renaming usb 3.1 to 3.2 retroactively after release peepoGiga

upper flicker
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yeah idk what theyre doing

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pretty sure theyre the short bus of standards commitees

atomic marten
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versioning done right

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backwards compat? yes, dont change the major version

stiff yarrow
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why did everything need to be 3.2

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doesn't this mean 3.0 didn't happen

upper flicker
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why couldnt it just be 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3

atomic marten
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2x2

upper flicker
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3.1 gen 35 electric boogaloo

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mr im a failed chipset

atomic marten
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2 lanes

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wtf r u complaining bout

stiff yarrow
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maybe they just like the sound of 3.2

atomic marten
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we need risk-v

upper flicker
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ur a cat from a teen romance drama who masquerades as a cancerous leaf with spots

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simmer down

cosmic raft
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OH LORD

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WAIT @upper flicker

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IT GETS BETTER

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USB 3.0 is the third major version of the Universal Serial Bus (USB) standard for interfacing computers and electronic devices. Among other improvements, USB 3.0 adds the new transfer rate referred to as SuperSpeed USB (SS) that can transfer data at up to 5 Gbit/s (625 MB/s),...

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see table, third

atomic marten
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1x1

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wtf

cosmic raft
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USB 3.2 Gen 1×1, USB 3.2 Gen 1×2, USB 3.2 Gen 2×1, USB 3.2 Gen 2×2

atomic marten
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killit with fire

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we have minor version numbers for a reason

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and revision numbers

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smh

red halo
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does md_5 make usb

cosmic raft
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yes

atomic marten
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i prefer sha_256

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think how much did floppy disks store

finite wave
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They can store well over 1tb now

upper flicker
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you mean the original floppies

finite wave
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But prolly those 1-40kb

upper flicker
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the ones that were actually floppy

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or the newer ones

atomic marten
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idk

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wait, they were floppy?

upper flicker
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yes

finite wave
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Sole were

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Some*

atomic marten
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think that explains the weird name

upper flicker
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the originals were

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thats how they got the name

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the little ones that look like coasters are new

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those arent floppy

limber knotBOT
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i liked the noise of jaz drives

atomic marten
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i thought it was because you flopped it in to the floppy tray

upper flicker
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no

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lol

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.g og floppy drive

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(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy_disk -- Floppy disk - Wikipedia: "A floppy disk, also known as a floppy, diskette, or simply disk, is a type of disk storage composed of a disk of thin and flexible magnetic storage..."

A floppy disk, also known as a floppy, diskette, or simply disk, is a type of disk storage composed of a disk of thin and flexible magnetic storage medium, sealed in a rectangular plastic enclosure lined with fabric that removes dust particles. Floppy disks are read and writt...

upper flicker
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there

finite wave
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Oh i just thought it was because if you took two of them and places over a flaccid dick you could jerk off.

upper flicker
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the chonker

stiff yarrow
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the original big dick ones were floppy

atomic marten
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but why?

finite wave
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Why not

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It was just tape

upper flicker
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why were they floppy

stiff yarrow
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because the plastic they used folded under its own weight

upper flicker
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idk thats how they designed them

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read the wiki page

stiff yarrow
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also the inside disk was flexible too

atomic marten
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im not going to read a wiki about the history of a save icon

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kthx

upper flicker
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read the wiki page on prions

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in the dark at 3 am

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kthx

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standard weeb behaviour

atomic marten
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no time like the present

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its 3am and its dark now

stiff yarrow
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I remember watching my mom upgrade the OS using like 20~ something floppys

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or it felt like 20 something floppys

atomic marten
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think how does switching out the io work

upper flicker
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u r supposed 2 be reading

atomic marten
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tts

upper flicker
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tts isnt as spoopy

atomic marten
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i got lazy

upper flicker
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too lazy to read

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smh

atomic marten
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yes, im a millennial

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thanks for pointing out the obvious

upper flicker
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the millenial spectrum is yuuuge

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I cant use it to slander innocents

atomic marten
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im barely in that range think

upper flicker
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why because youre 12?

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because spottedleaf is 12 too

atomic marten
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no thats outside of the range

upper flicker
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we mostly tolerate him

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o

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wowe

atomic marten
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it ends at 2k

upper flicker
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spottedleaf good news

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wat

atomic marten
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so the oldest millennial would be 19

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2 ur a millennial

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u fuk

upper flicker
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probably

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ye dats rite

finite wave
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Millenials can’t be 4

upper flicker
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Ive seen like 15 different numbers

stiff yarrow
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no

atomic marten
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*youngest

upper flicker
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on where that range is

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so who knows

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wow you can remember 15 numbers

upper flicker
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ye am big boi

atomic marten
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researcher millennial is 1980s

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modern term is mid 1990s -2k

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.g millennial generation

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(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials -- Millennials - Wikipedia: "Millennials, also known as Generation Y or Gen Y, are the demographic cohort following .... Names given to those born in the Generation X and..."

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stiff yarrow
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the millennial generation includes people born before 2000

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the name is a misnomer for sure

atomic marten
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fuck, im post

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ah thank god im not a millennial

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unlike dumfuk 2 over here

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spottedleaf is 12

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so yeah

atomic marten
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im going to turn into post-malone

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am not 12 u fuk

upper flicker
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8?

atomic marten
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13

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just cuz u cant count past 12 doesn't mean am 12

atomic marten
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old enough to use discord

upper flicker
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did you spend your gbp on tendies spotted?

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.g gbp tendies

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unreal quarry
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I'm an elder mellennial :p

atomic marten
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the silent?

upper flicker
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we just call you a bearded millenial

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

atomic marten
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tldr

upper flicker
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wow that must be an original

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none of them are that tame anymore

atomic marten
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they are less tame

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if it doesnt look like ram ranch, its not new

unreal quarry
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@stiff yarrow they make meds for that..

stiff yarrow
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tendie medicine PogU

upper flicker
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nossr does use a lot of pepes

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hmmmmmmm

atomic marten
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monkaS

atomic marten
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saying monakaS
saying something about weebs

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get out

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ur weeb

atomic marten
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says the person saying monkaS

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ur weeb

upper flicker
atomic marten
cosmic raft
stiff yarrow
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very samui my gaikokujins

upper flicker
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wtf is that

cosmic raft
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aikar added that

upper flicker
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is that a monkey thing

atomic marten
cosmic raft
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it's :monkaS:

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aikar added it cuz he dum af

upper flicker
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maybe its ironic

unreal quarry
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@stiff yarrow everything's going to be ok. I know you grew up in a time where everyone is a winner, but I can assure you losing isn't so bad. Just stop slapping chicken nuggets out of your mom's hands, and breathe ^_^

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thanks billy now I can grow up to be a navy seal

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can you avoid breathing nossr

atomic marten
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IM LOSING

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you lied to me

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i didnt win my league match

stiff yarrow
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@static badge

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u suck

atomic marten
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wow that was great HereYouCanHaveMyPanties

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what is that emote

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god damn fucking weeaboos

atomic marten
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"here you can have my panties"

stiff yarrow
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hes weebing it up guys

upper flicker
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thats straight weeb shit

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the purest

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I cant even defend that

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well thank god it's not gay weeb shit

limber knotBOT
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I will never understand stuff like that

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its a cartoon...

atomic marten
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understand what

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i dont get what you dont understand

stiff yarrow
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get out the JLPT it scares the weebs into hiding

gloomy sphinx
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anime is gay change my mind

unreal quarry
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Even if it was real, I don't want someone dirty panties... That's unsanitary

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idk billy japan is weird

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@stiff yarrow The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds.

stiff yarrow
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no pls

atomic marten
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@gloomy sphinx sure, traps

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were traps invented by anime

atomic marten
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no

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anyone wanna discuss

upper flicker
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pretty sure they were invented in korea

stiff yarrow
atomic marten
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cross dressing existed before

limber knotBOT
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all weebs are virgins, change my mind

upper flicker
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someone made a monkaW thats just the papermc logo

gloomy sphinx
upper flicker
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likely aikar

atomic marten
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also, i think philippines have more ladyboys

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he did that after I started using monkaWW to avoid the other shit tier emote

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oh yep

stiff yarrow
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@gloomy sphinx I call it nossrman

gloomy sphinx
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wwhat is a nossr

upper flicker
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it looks like a meesix

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nossr was extinct many years ago

gloomy sphinx
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a react thing?

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but the species made a comeback recently

atomic marten
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dont bring mee6 into existance

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that cruel and unusual punishment

stiff yarrow
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wow look at that math

upper flicker
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he has art

atomic marten
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did someone saym react?

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lets make minecraft in react

upper flicker
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lets not

cosmic raft
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^

atomic marten
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2 get ur d out of here

upper flicker
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ok

gloomy sphinx
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only a euro weeb would make their own character art

upper flicker
atomic marten
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much better

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eh i should give rust a go now tbh

atomic marten
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there is a project to make minecraft in rust

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leaf just wanted to make d joke

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seems to be stabilizing

atomic marten
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ye

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yeah I used that project but it's dead now

gloomy sphinx
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rust gave me aids

atomic marten
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which one?

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litecraft isnt

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think's

gloomy sphinx
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.g borderlands 3

limber knotBOT
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there are others

gloomy sphinx
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new hytale ^

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all I remember from think's was that playing the game hard crashed the os :>

upper flicker
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probably a driver

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shit tier amd drivers part 5

upper flicker
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he had a fun time with the drivers

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whats hytale?

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yeeeeee

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runs

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hypetale

gloomy sphinx
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hytale the tv show

atomic marten
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you mean netflix?

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is it on netflix?

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else I don't care

atomic marten
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idk

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but whats tv

gloomy sphinx
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a young spotted leaf

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before infected with autism

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that is a baby orc

atomic marten
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lets just have everyone use an os made entirely out of electron

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I bet that exists already

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I'd rather use an os made of weeb shit

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because that would at least get me to end it all quicker

atomic marten
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it does sadly

gloomy sphinx
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id rather use an os made by rust players

upper flicker
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netflix is losing content though as everyone moves to their own shit >.>

atomic marten
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you can get electron linux desktop environments

upper flicker
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I get hulu with spotify, most ads Ive seen in years

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yeah those are cancer

atomic marten
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there is also node-os

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wonder how well those fucking things perform

upper flicker
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yeah thats cancer too

atomic marten
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should have used yarn

gloomy sphinx
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can it run minecraft?

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runs

atomic marten
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started before yarn

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can it run out of the fucking window and die

atomic marten
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i do prefer yarn

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i love rust's package manager, saying the command outloud is great

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cargo run

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start up a car

gloomy sphinx
atomic marten
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delete it

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good fucking god it's a weeb os

upper flicker
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not sure if actually templeos

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or weeb fork

atomic marten
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get off 4chan before it deletes you

void void
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my god

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looks like a weeb fork

void void
atomic marten
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the anime was the temple

limber knotBOT
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I prefer hannah montanna OS

upper flicker
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You have forsaken the temple templeos

atomic marten
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and yes node-os can run minecraft

stiff yarrow
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nossrman started as a face made by a friend of mine when drunk, and then another friend of mine drew a body for it

atomic marten
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node-os has been around for 4y now

gloomy sphinx
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sounds cringe

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nossr lore

void void
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delete that os

atomic marten
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want an electron based web browser?

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you know the scariest part is it wouldn't exist if people didn't want it

void void
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reeeeeeeeeeeee

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well some people

gloomy sphinx
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we have our answer

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a discord client

red halo
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😻

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networking

void void
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what the fug lol

red halo
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anime

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no fucking way

upper flicker
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templeos doesnt have networking

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how the fuck is there a discord client

void void
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.g templeos crocodile

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(DiscordBot) https://github.com/tbodt/crocodile -- GitHub - tbodt/crocodile: Discord client for TempleOS: "Nov 16, 2017 ... Discord client for TempleOS. Contribute to tbodt/crocodile development by creating an account on GitHub."

red halo
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in b4 they made a network driver

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it must have networking in the thing

atomic marten
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dont doubt the power of 4chan

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or it required another network driver

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python

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either way it's probably in there and written in fucking holyc

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god that's awful

atomic marten
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the brave browser is powered by electron

red halo
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wtf is this external???

gloomy sphinx
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should i install it?

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go ahead

upper flicker
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when the fuck

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@atomic marten powered by chrom e(ium)

void void
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python part seems to be external

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as it invokes curl

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and does some weird shit with os.* calls

gloomy sphinx
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what is the difficulty level of hc?

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learn C

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similar to C likely

atomic marten
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@red halo check electron's app list

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have a complete mental breakdown

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there you go

red halo
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Brave is a free and open-source web browser developed by Brave Software Inc. based on the Chromium web browser.

gloomy sphinx
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hmm ok

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ill do that

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can't have a mental breakdown with 2 braincells 2

atomic marten
unreal quarry
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:o he called you a name again, z!

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dont use brave it is just another government spying robot tool that will tell you the earth is a sphere

atomic marten
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just saying

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I still dont understand how this works

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is it relying on some other bullshit to be installed?

upper flicker
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there's python and curl and a bunch of os calls

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it must be

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none of this shit is on the temple

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holyc is very epic

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c but better

atomic marten
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How is it establishing a connection

atomic marten
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now thats a browser

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$20 its electron

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Min is written entirely with CSS and JavaScript using Electron, and is open-source software, available on GitHub.

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fucking

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called it

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mfw js

atomic marten
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just need to run it in dind

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can we burn js alive please

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Why do people feel the need to make every app in JavaScript

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cancer gets attached to you

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if you want a really simple web browser that still has enough to live off of and isnt slow, just use epiphany

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its cheaper to use webdevs everywhere

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@orchid pelican because its stupid not to

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oh no

slim nymph
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javascript is core

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because web devs are a dime a dozen

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and native apps are hard

atomic marten
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i have to scroll through my brower tabs..

orchid pelican
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A dime a dozen lol

atomic marten
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on a 8k monitor..

upper flicker
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I didnt say good ones

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its not even about web dev vs not

orchid pelican
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Like I like JavaScript as a backend

slim nymph
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delivering products over the web is nicer than desktop apps for most services

atomic marten
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(web devleopers arent real developers)

orchid pelican
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But I hate web sevelopment

upper flicker
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some of them are

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some of them arent

orchid pelican
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It’s clunky to me

upper flicker
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broad statements are stupid

atomic marten
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its a joke of a statement, dont take it seriously

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can we deliver minecraft over the web using js

gloomy sphinx
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probably

red halo
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no

upper flicker
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inb4 it runs better

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mfw

orchid pelican
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Yes

unreal quarry
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It's been done, leaf. It was shit

red halo
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back when applets where supported it worked fine

atomic marten
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doesnt mean much, openGL is awful

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theyre all awful

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am talking js

red halo
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nothing wrong with opengl

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directx is awful

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not applets

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vulkan is awful

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metal is awful

red halo
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metal 🤢

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pick your level of tolerable awful

gloomy sphinx
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vulkan is aweful?

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this is why you need to write ur own drivers

atomic marten
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vulcan works out better

upper flicker
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get writing

orchid pelican
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Open gl lol

gloomy sphinx
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what kind of statement is that

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isn't vulkan the most pain in the ass thing to work with

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depends what youre doing

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if opengl didnt suddenly go poof with the dev team, it would be fine

red halo
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vulkan is just opengl for people that want it to be complicated because they use directx 👍🏿

atomic marten
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unrealengine works with vulkan already

red halo
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opengl did not go poof

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lol

atomic marten
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the development on it did

red halo
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friendly reminder that the people who make opengl make vulkan

atomic marten
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it used to be ahead of directx

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Stable release: 4.6 / July 31, 2017; 18 months ago

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hopefully they dont make it extension hell (again)

red halo
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what can opengl not do that directx can

atomic marten
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the point is, ahead

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not saying its behind

orchid pelican
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Have good fps

atomic marten
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(there you have it)

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wat

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wat ^

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wat ^ ^

unreal quarry
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DirectX is shit because it locks you into windows or wine :/

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thats its job

atomic marten
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wine doesnt do directx

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pmuch

orchid pelican
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That was MS’s plan

atomic marten
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^

orchid pelican
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To lock you in

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like apple's metal

red halo
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proprietary garbage

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😻

gloomy sphinx
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when miencraft developers try and discuss real games

red halo
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apple is gonna kill opengl soon

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and have only metal

upper flicker
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they arent going to kill it

atomic marten
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they are

upper flicker
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they already effectively killed it

orchid pelican
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Nividia didn’t supply Linux drivers because they had deals and it shit them self’s in the foot when it came to making mobile chips

upper flicker
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this is just them being official about it

atomic marten
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nvidia does have linux drivers, what

upper flicker
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its on some ancient version of the spec

red halo
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they don't like khronos group

upper flicker
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they just finally put into words what everyone has known

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theyre done with it

unreal quarry
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Nvidia has had Linux drivers for as long as I can remember...

upper flicker
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opencl is also on some ancient ass version

orchid pelican
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And apple wont let nividia make web drivers

gloomy sphinx
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metal 2 looks pretty cool

atomic marten
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nvidia has apple drivers

orchid pelican
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So I can’t have hardware acceleration

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orchid pelican
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No they don’t

atomic marten
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yes they do

orchid pelican
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Nope

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mfw transparency

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they dont on mojave

atomic marten
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they have been trying to get nvidia on apple for the longest, they develop them

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apple says nvidia's drivers are bad

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nvidia says apple wont sign them

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Metal 2 doesn’t support nividia GPUs

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I cant tell you how little pity I feel for either of them

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atomic marten
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i prefer amd anywho

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I can’t hackintosh on Mojave because of it

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i know for a fact, they develop them, nvidia is always trying to get some of the apple share

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published though is another thing

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ofc they develop them

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i even clicked "show all operating systems"

orchid pelican
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Apple needs to stop being a dick

upper flicker
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stop using that horrible site

gloomy sphinx
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There are only apple drivers for certain cards

upper flicker
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nvidia can go fuck itself

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dont let them play the victim

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theyre just as bad

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huggles Z750 calm down babey

atomic marten
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yep, its always been like that though

gloomy sphinx
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nvidia is BETTER THAN AMD YOU BROKE WEEB

atomic marten
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i prefer amd over nvidia

upper flicker
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apple doing to nvidia what nvidia does everyone else is bad for nvidia

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funny for everyone else

orchid pelican
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Nividia for Mac is called Nividia web drivers

atomic marten
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nvidia did cost apple a ton of money

upper flicker
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^

orchid pelican
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How

upper flicker
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nvidia and apple havent been friends since nvidia fucked up a couple generations of laptops

atomic marten
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back in their macbooks a while back

orchid pelican
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For apple supporting thunderbolt GPUs ?

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does any1 know if textual can do le text replacements if not pls tell better irc client <3 kthx

orchid pelican
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True

upper flicker
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theyve done this stupid dance ever since

orchid pelican
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Oh ye forgot about the bad graphics chips

atomic marten
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i use riot for irc

gloomy sphinx
atomic marten
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matrix bridge is great

upper flicker
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just make tacos and keep on going

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ok /text replacements/ tho was my question

golden gust
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I just configure text replacements in the OS

red halo
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riot is epic

limber knotBOT
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electroniccat does that work in textual?

golden gust
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Yes

limber knotBOT
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if so then k prob solverinoed

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k thx

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<3

upper flicker
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in macOS they're OS wide

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anywhere you can type they work

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except maybe x11

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but idk what ur doing with that

golden gust
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Only doesn't work with stupid stuff like discord

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not correct

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sadly

upper flicker
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and electron

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fucking electron lol

limber knotBOT
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would it work in FF then? didn't last time

orchid pelican
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Lol

golden gust
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tldr is that if it's a proper mac app, it should work

limber knotBOT
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nro chrome

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nor*

atomic marten
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chrome

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doesnt really work in chrome

limber knotBOT
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^̮^

atomic marten
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really, if you want text expansion, dont use the native mac ones

limber knotBOT
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oh ok

upper flicker
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in chrome's address bar or in chrome

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cool

upper flicker
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because Im pretty sure they work fine in pages in chrome

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think I used one there the other day

atomic marten
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alfread is great

orchid pelican
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Sums design to work in the url

atomic marten
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minecraft wont work with macs soon enough though think

golden gust
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Alfred and the spotify mini workflow :3

upper flicker
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dare I even ask why

red halo
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lwjgl 3 support on mac is so bad

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lmao

atomic marten
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apple doesnt like it

red halo
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u gotta use a jvm arg to even launch the game

upper flicker
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wut

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? not here

atomic marten
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no, you cna just use the launcher

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mojave

red halo
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then u gotta make sure u dont use any funkey apis like awt color or anything

atomic marten
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omg i cant type

red halo
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if u do lwjgl will just blow up

atomic marten
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i use it on my mac all the time, just launch it

upper flicker
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this is why everyone should just stick to their tty in gentoo

atomic marten
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o god

orchid pelican
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I hate obj c I hate apple I hate nividia

atomic marten
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minecraft made in curses

limber knotBOT
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Z750, i think you just met your calling

upper flicker
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Id play it

golden gust
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All OSes have stupid and retarded quirks and issues

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except windows

golden gust
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lol

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yes

gloomy sphinx
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except linux

atomic marten
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problems with windows: yes

upper flicker
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linux lol

orchid pelican
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Difference is when shit gets fixed

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And not

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Don't know why you have to do that 0x22 but I don't

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no there are no issues whatsoever with windows :>

red halo
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the minecraft launcher does that

gloomy sphinx
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linux has no problems i just open my chrome browser and no crash

atomic marten
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think i actually completly removed windows

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was slow as hell

gloomy sphinx
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probably because you were running amd

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ntfs is a god tier fs

upper flicker
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year of the linux desktop 20 years running

red halo
atomic marten
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im using nvidia

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and intel

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.g year of the linux desktop meme

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:>

atomic marten
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wasnt a meme though, they were serious..

upper flicker
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its a meme now

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it's a meme now

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2 fuck off

upper flicker
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no u fuk off

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dum leaf

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no u fuk off

upper flicker
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dum intel chipset

atomic marten
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its already the year of the linux desktop

gloomy sphinx
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i mean my microwave and fridge run linux

upper flicker
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the only successful linux product in the consumer space is a platform that tries very hard to hide that its linux

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so you know, we'll get there some day

atomic marten
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dell sells linux systems

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probably not

upper flicker
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and no one buys them

golden gust
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Many OEMs sell linux systems

upper flicker
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they arent even a sliver of the sales chart

golden gust
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They're just not front page and nobody really gives a crap

upper flicker
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its great that they're there

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there should be more of them

atomic marten
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people are switching to linux now too

gloomy sphinx
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honestly though 2019 will be the year of linux

upper flicker
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but they arent even remotely statisticly relevant

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macOS is more popular than linux

atomic marten
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since some games run faster on linux

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yes

upper flicker
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that thing everyone shits on all the time

gloomy sphinx
#

say that to all the datacenters!

golden gust
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People are switching to linux, people are switching to mac, people are switching to windows

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muh widow games

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tbh if i could play ow i'd move to linux

upper flicker
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ow is crap

atomic marten
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you can actually measure the switch though

upper flicker
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rip the bandaid off

gloomy sphinx
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.g ow game

golden gust
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The only really strong area that linux has is servers and the devices nobody really cares what it's running, e.g. routers, phones, etc

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(DiscordBot) https://playoverwatch.com/ -- Overwatch: "Overwatch is a vibrant team-based shooter set on a near-future earth. Every match is an intense 6v6 battle between a cast of unique heroes, each with..."

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get on with your life

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2

atomic marten
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its not just baseless

gloomy sphinx
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overwatch

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is garbage

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pure weeb shit game

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wtf

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weeb shit

gloomy sphinx
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absolute

upper flicker
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herewego.jpg

gloomy sphinx
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youll grow gamer girl tits

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and pink hair you weeb

atomic marten
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downloading ow

upper flicker
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lol

atomic marten
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way to sell it

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im uh

atomic marten
gloomy sphinx
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honestly would deport you out of canada and send you straight to korea

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im reuady

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where do i go TCC

gloomy sphinx
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oh play the game for 24 hours non stop

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.

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ye

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mfw the ow hate

atomic marten
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canada has a lot of weebs

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i dont hef tiem for dat sheit

upper flicker
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the nicest thing I have to say about ow

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is that it isnt fortnite

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thats it

atomic marten
#

same

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wow

gloomy sphinx
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id rather play fortnite for 6 hours than ow for 1 hour

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ur all trash

atomic marten
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only shooter i play is warframe..

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#

anyone tried apex bc i tried but i forgot my account to that stupid system

atomic marten
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which might not even be a shooter..

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mfw warframe

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isn't that a farming simulator

atomic marten
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it runs on linux

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except with weapons

upper flicker
#

no ur thinking of dota

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that too 2

atomic marten
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warframe is a tony hawk game

gloomy sphinx
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overwatch is TF2 for weebs

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"farm farm farm, get a few hits, run away, repeat"

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for like an hour

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dota2

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best game

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clearly

atomic marten
#

i fish in warframe

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and skate

gloomy sphinx
upper flicker
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that entire genre

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@gloomy sphinx they're mad becuz bad

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clearly

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intellectual study 2019

atomic marten
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because ow is dying

upper flicker
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"they're mad becuz bad"

atomic marten
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i wish blizzard would die

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tbh ow's got its problems :> especially that community

gloomy sphinx
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yeah they are afriad to admit their genitals shriveled up and fell off

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youre part of that community

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youre part of the problem

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2

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3

gloomy sphinx
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4

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no

atomic marten
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5

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ur cancer

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nou

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6

gloomy sphinx
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7

atomic marten
#

8

gloomy sphinx
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9

atomic marten
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wow we can count

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praise me byteflux

acoustic pilot
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what comes after 10, i dont have enough fingers 😦

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expected more from weebs tbh

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atomic marten
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i never really use textual

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its one of those things i own and never use

#

weechat is better

upper flicker
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more like weebchat amirite

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top lulz

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2 ur retarded stop

upper flicker
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thanks fingerguns

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pure cancer

upper flicker
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we arent talking about your family

atomic marten
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the NT kernel is a mistake

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2

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3

gloomy sphinx
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4

atomic marten
#

6

gloomy sphinx
#

6

upper flicker
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fuk

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ur actually pure cancer

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and the logs show it

atomic marten
#

cancer tries to make its own organs

gloomy sphinx
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wtf no it doesnt

atomic marten
#

its like a parasite

gloomy sphinx
#

no it is not

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are u dumb

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god knows 2 needs new organs

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all those fucking filthy tacos

acoustic pilot
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I WILL GO SUPER SAIYAN

upper flicker
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tacos are what keeps you healthy

gloomy sphinx
#

tacos prevent cancer

upper flicker
#

DONT MAKE ME GO SUPER SAIYAN

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tacos are what keep your iq at 0

upper flicker
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that video is amazing

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still my favorite thing

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.g DONT MAKE ME GO SUPER SAIYAN

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fucking lol

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ah yes

gloomy sphinx
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heck yeah iherb dot com

upper flicker
#

ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM

acoustic pilot
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DONT MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM

upper flicker
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byteflux I need you to get out of my head babe

acoustic pilot
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haha

upper flicker
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video is amazing

acoustic pilot
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must've been some good meth

upper flicker
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I think it predates all the 4chan gbp tendies shit too

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it was foretelling the future

atomic marten
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teratoma tumors @gloomy sphinx

gloomy sphinx
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did you really just google for 15 minutes to tell me teratoma tumors

atomic marten
#

the scientific name yea

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i cant ever remember it

#

then i got distracted

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and came back, and saw i had gogole open

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and was like "wtf was i doing?"

gloomy sphinx
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you wanna know something even more scientific?

atomic marten
#

and then i remembered, and searched it up more

gloomy sphinx
#

space smells like burnt beef

atomic marten
#

nope

limber knotBOT
#

give me my tendies Z750

upper flicker
#

no

gloomy sphinx
#

have you gone to space?

#

i have

upper flicker
#

you dont have enough gbp

limber knotBOT
#

GIVE ME MY FUCKING TENDIES

#

REEEEEEEEEEEE

gloomy sphinx
#

not enough quid

atomic marten
#

space has a burned smell

#

but its not meat

#

its just carbon

#

they say the moon smells like gunpowder though

gloomy sphinx
#

yeah youre right the canadian astronaut said it smells like burnt beef probably from the particles it extracted from the metals

atomic marten
#

yea, someone went on about it during a stream from spacex launch

gloomy sphinx
#

some scary shit was when they launched that dude into stratosphere or whatever then he almost drifted off into space but managed to turn it around and land

#

idk the mission name

limber knotBOT
#

spacex or

atomic marten
#

iis it stored on a floppy disk

#

no, spacex hasnt got perms to send people out

limber knotBOT
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.g stratosphere launch near miss

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k

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yes, i definitely meant trampolines

#

thanks CafeBabe

atomic marten
#

try ddg

limber knotBOT
#

does cafebabe have that

#

if not cbf

atomic marten
#

fortnite

gloomy sphinx
#

it was before the gemini like 20 before or something

limber knotBOT
#

.ddg

atomic marten
limber knotBOT
#

.ddg test

#

k

atomic marten
#

yes, you cant use ddg

limber knotBOT
#

also who said anything bout fortshit

atomic marten
#

duckduckgo...

limber knotBOT
#

yes, i know what ddg is.

gloomy sphinx
atomic marten
gloomy sphinx
#

pretty sure that 1

atomic marten
#

or that one

#

redbull has done that

gloomy sphinx
#

the first man movie has it

#

not really a great movie

atomic marten
#

i dun watch movies

gloomy sphinx
#

then you're missing out on the high school musical shit

acoustic pilot
atomic marten
#

whats that

gloomy sphinx
#

delete it

#

and download a piece of paper with a pen

atomic marten
#

outside of signing things, i havent written on paper since elementary school

#

TCC is typing...

gloomy sphinx
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lol venturechat is great because you can chat across servers

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but their player data is stored locally

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so muting is not across servers

atomic marten
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welp, im going to go poof

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enjoy a non-toxic chat

gloomy sphinx
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yeah get your weeb shit out of here

atomic marten
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Have you ever had a dream like this? - length 22s - 547,607 likes, 8,663 dislikes (98.4%) - 36,400,684 views - mrblueangeldood on 2011.06.02

gloomy sphinx
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spells like burnt leaf

limber knotBOT
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Ahh boy

finite wave
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Well, i've got something more controversial still.

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public static final boolean GENDER;

orchid pelican
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I don’t think I have laughed so hard at variable names

void void
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anal_insert() ThinkSmirk

void void
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epic

quasi valley
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500kb

proud inlet
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Happy Friday!

woven otter
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hehe EpicGenders. Is that reference to Songoda's plugins? Also made by the same guy who made the best anti-bot software in the existence

void void
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this is why you gotta be nice on twitter

upper flicker
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prplz isnt purple, more of a dark weird blue

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tweets

woven otter
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daily taco 🌮

limber knotBOT
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yaaaaaaaaas

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careful, people accidentally go missing for saying things like that about our POTUS

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:(

woven otter
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haha now you're in debt

limber knotBOT
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praise prplz

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bold of you to think i wasn't already in debt

void void
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fizzbuzz is a good interview question

woven otter
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it was for Z but you can be in debt to me too

limber knotBOT
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this mosquito eater things are aggressive this year

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actually been bit multiple times o.O

upper flicker
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I cant owe a debt for a taco

limber knotBOT
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then again i am grabbing them by their legs and throwing them into the cold where they can't survive

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i'd bite me too

void void
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dont get dead from malaria

upper flicker
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I never have taco related debts

limber knotBOT
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but they're annoying cunts >:(

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prplz coughs loudly announces GOOD THING I HAVE MY VACCINES

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looks around

void void
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ok i googled mosquito eater and i've never seen one of these

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seen plenty of mosquitos though