but if you haven't tried it you can't judge it is the best
#general
static badge
they're literally full of cancer
cosmic raft
ketchup on a taco is weird
slim nymph
that sounds like straight up el paso taco kit type tacos too
cosmic raft
ketchup potato chips are delicious, though
slim nymph
im talking about real mexican tacos
cosmic raft
austere ivy
I'm literally in south america right now
wanna know how they eat tacos?
with ketchup.
slim nymph
prove it
austere ivy
Actually just kidding no I'm not sure, not sure how Mexico eats tacos.
I'm in Colombia.
limber knotBOT
because this is #general in the social category on discord now
austere ivy
They don't even eat tacos here :(
vestal jasper
slim nymph
i can see this kind of 'ketchup'
austere ivy
it's called churrasco.
vestal jasper
austere ivy
Over here in Colombia it's more about like ground beef, rice, steak, and stuff like that.
Beans.
Yikes I do not like it haha.
slim nymph
ok dont look up ketchup taco on uD
austere ivy
won't do thanks.
slim nymph
I can not find any common talk of ketchup on tacos except from people saying stuff like "Ok i'm weird, I like it"
so your full of shit ๐
austere ivy
Come on over to my house, I'm serious we can have a taco eating 1. taste test and 2. competition. Whoever can eat most tacos wins (at the end) but we'll taste test different types of tacos.
No! D: It's actually really good. The key is you have to balance it.
slim nymph
arent you like 15
im sorry i cant put ketchup on a taco
it would dillute the hot sauce
austere ivy
You need cheese, and ground beef. That's a given. Then lettuce and sour cream really lighten it up, then with the ketchup the cheese gets a bit vinegary. But it's really important not to overdo the ketchup else you're left with tomato -- which is also good.
Yikes wait what? Hot sauce?
Frank's RedHot, right?
Yeah don't put ketchup with hot sauce.
No no it's a completely different style of tacos.
slim nymph
wtf kind of savagery is columbia? is this like a slang name for alabama ?
austere ivy
Like I can appreciate ground beef, cheese, and hot sauce, and that kinda taco. Then you have your lighter ketchup + sour cream one.
Just like burgers.
slim nymph
are yall like trying to copy american bastardization of mexican foods?
austere ivy
I mean you have burgers with onions and mushrooms and you have some with tomatoes, onions, and that kinda stuff.
what no no I was kidding in colombia
did you not see my message? we don't even have tacos here in colombia.
they just eat ground beef and rice and that kinda stuff.
and churrasco :(
Also lots of salads and avocados and that kind of stuff. I mean I have a family restaurant so I can literally show you the food people are into.
slim nymph
http://taqueriaeltororaleigh.com/menu/ this is a taco menu
slim nymph
had me 2 sesina and 2 al pastor, loaded with cilantro, real hot salsas, onions, now this was weird to me but pretty tasty, pineapple (they offered it to me), lime
apparently pineapple on steak and pastor is common
slim nymph
it was a legit mexican place who does it
slim nymph
this place is like 95% mexican patrons.
austere ivy
Here in Colombia, I have 3 portions of pineapple every morning.
People here love pineapple.
and pssst
|hey|
slim nymph
huge seating area and holy shit it was packed, we had to get it to go because no seats
austere ivy
I like pineapple on pizza :)
AGAIN HOLD ON different types of pizza.
You don't put pineapple on the type of pizza that has mushrooms and ground beef and pepperoni and all that stuff.
That's where people go wrong.
You have to have it either alone, on your pizza, or you have a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and ham.
vestal jasper
Good thing you don't put mushrooms on pizza
austere ivy
That's it.
golden gust
I mean, I think everything else you say is stupid
and well, I ain't going to change my mind now
๐
austere ivy
you ever had a hawaiian pizza?
vestal jasper
Yes
slim nymph
ancient bolt
Someone give me a foot rub
golden gust
Yes, and I wish I hadn't
ancient bolt
Now
golden gust
austere ivy
Leslie
vestal jasper
Pineapple + Ham + Bacon makes the best pizza
limber knotBOT
take ur fantasies elsewhere
(DiscordBot) Gordon Ramsay thoughts about pineapple on pizza - length 21s - 975 likes, 68 dislikes (93.5%) - 137,901 views - Matt Larson on 2017.03.31
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) The Looney Tunes Show | Joe Or Leslie | Boomerang UK - length 2m 19s - 2,273 likes, 127 dislikes (94.7%) - 867,770 views - Boomerang UK on 2017.05.20
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Baby Manatees! : aww - 696 comments, 41,992 points - actually_oh, 5h ago
slim nymph
pineapple def works with ham/bacon/chicken
cosmic raft
muted niche
Looking for a GriefDefender tester ๐
austere ivy
I'll test.
limber knotBOT
oh just been busy like normal
muted niche
im practically ready to release now, just need to do the premium requirements ๐ฆ
austere ivy
I've got to go to sleep in an hour-45-30 minutes, but for now I've got not much to do so trying to DESTROY something sounds fun.
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
muted niche
have you used original GP?
i need a tester that can test various griefing scenarios ๐
limber knotBOT
A show?
austere ivy
The one with the golden shovel? I've used that if that's what you're talking about haha.
austere ivy
I mean I don't have much time, but if there's no one else for now, you have me free for doing whatever for around an hour haha :P
acoustic pilot
So I haven't done this before... is it possible to list the contents of a directory on the classpath in Java?
Using just the class loader or something
acoustic pilot
Oh, neat. So getResourcesAsStream() on a directory returns a file listing on each line
austere ivy
Just his facial reaction from like "lol" to "help me"
It's even better with sound xD
acoustic pilot
Leave them in the dust ๐
golden gust
1.8.8 1.12.2 (mostly .2, but varies...) and 1.13.x
acoustic pilot
But yeah 1.8.8 is very popular
ancient bolt
$7.00 off Depend FIT-FLEX Incontinence Underwear for Men, Maximum Absorbency, XL, Gray (Packaging may vary)
slim nymph
@muted niche why contribute to those people ; ; dont help encourage 1.8 ๐ฆ
austere ivy
I can't imagine how this is being done (maybe just a lot of catching events) but trying to deal with both 1.8 at the same time must be kind of hard. Eh maybe not haha.
I can't imagine going below 1.12. I just feel like 1.12 is my favorite version because it feels stable, feels nice, feels new, feels shiny, and isn't the lag-fest and isn't miserable and unusable like 1.13 is.
I don't know why my computer hates 1.13 so much ;c
acoustic pilot
@slim nymph I think it's premium, in which case not supporting it would be missing out on a lot of the market ๐
austere ivy
Oh then if it's premium then for sure 1.8 then ;p
acoustic pilot
If it wasn't premium, definitely would agree not supporting 1.8
slim nymph
wait GD will be premium?
acoustic pilot
Might not be, just assumed it was based on what he said here https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/557757632048267264
austere ivy
GriefDefender ah.
acoustic pilot
Is MD5 still okay to use for simple checksums? Not really sure what the collision chances are. Or should I just use SHA-256? It's for simple database migrations ๐
ancient bolt
depends on the number of objects you have
I'd just use sha-256 or sha-1
it's not that slow
acoustic pilot
Realistically an individual plugin will probably have no more than 30 migrations
And it's compared at the plugin-level
but yeah SHA-1 sounds like a step up
My main concern is ideally I'd like the checksums to be easily readable, so SHA-256 is a bit long for the human eye to process ๐
coarse urchin
md_5 checksums
muted niche
@acoustic pilot thats exactly why i need to do it hehe
@austere ivy just got done testing my plugin
๐
found bugs that i need to fix but for the mots part went well
austere ivy
Yeah super awesome.
Better than WorldGuard IMO because you can have things like contexts per each flag.
acoustic pilot
@muted niche What's the price tag gonna be? ๐
muted niche
need to figure that out
austere ivy
Very modern, has a bunch of flags, and apparently there's an API too so you can hook into everything and make your own add-ons and stuff like that. Really cool stuff.
acoustic pilot
Is it like a "open source, but pay for precompiled builds and support" or completely closed?
Not judging, I'm indifferent. If the product is good, it's good.
acoustic pilot
Ah, nice
muted niche
ill have to ask around as i have no idea how the market is
austere ivy
Also kinda like LuckPerms (if you ever used that) you can do /gd debug in a claim, then do whatever in a specific time and then do /gd debug again (or something, I forget the specific claim) and then you get a web link that has every single event or change that GD caught, like enters, exits, all world changes, super cool stuff.
muted niche
example there
and yes complete API so you can write addons to do wahtever you want
austere ivy
Which might honestly be my favorite part because it's super sleek and fancy, makes it feel very modern, and it's great for trying to know which flags you use. But biggest thing over WorldGuard is, well actually two things I think. First that you can have contexts, so you can set entity damage to false, but if it's a player in a specific LuckPerms group using a diamond sword then entity damage is true.
But even cooler, second, you can have 2D and 3D claims, so you don't have to use worldedit and then //expand vertical and then try to make sure everything is all ligned up, rather you can just set it to either 2D or 3D for the entire claim.
muted niche
would be better if WECUI was supported in 1.13 ๐ฆ
i have a hook for that
would look like this sec
austere ivy
And then coolest thing was 3D sub-claims in 2D subclaims which can make for some cool things like an entire apartment complex claimed (2D), then you put explosions to false, overriding any of the tennant's decisions on explosions but then each of the individual rooms (the 3D rooms) have their own flags and the owners and everything.
muted niche
austere ivy
Also it's nice how it's for users and admins rather than just admins, since you can specify what flags users can change, rather than just like "ok you can change whatever" or "you can't change anything"
All in all, I was expecting a modern slightly improved GriefPrevention, but it's honestly a lot more and seems like an actual legitimate competitor to WorldGuard.
muted niche
ill patch up a bunch more bugs later ๐
austere ivy
(also it's cross platform too! :D)
All in all nice job bloodshot, I'm excited to see where it goes :)
muted niche
yes data on Sponge/Bukkit are interchangeable
austere ivy
oh goodness sorry I have to go, super cool, I just have an early morning tomorrow, I'll be traveling back to the great land of America (from south america)
muted niche
and I wrote a migrator for GP already ๐
austere ivy
8 hour bus drive/packing/blegh
muted niche
take care
austere ivy
Migrator from GP too!? Goodness gracious.
muted niche
yea full migrator
austere ivy
Take care everyone, nice job Bloodshot honestly a super cool plugin, seems actually better (in it's current state) than WorldGuard just with the contexts and permissions and modern-ness.
Night!
austere ivy
oh really?
muted niche
yea ill just need to ask what kinda support community wants ๐
definitely will add region support so it wont overlap
austere ivy
Super nice. Anyway I really need to get some sleep, night :)
muted niche
cya
wide hazel
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) DEF CON 26 - singe - Practical and Improved Wifi MitM with Mana - length 37m 53s - 63 likes, 2 dislikes (96.9%) - 3,284 views - DEFCONConference on 2018.10.22
wide hazel
excellent talk
upper flicker
there's so many great talks archived on youtube
wide hazel
๐
upper flicker
you get started and then youre just going from talk to talk
and there goes the whole night
carefully clicks watch later
wide hazel
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) DEFCON 17: That Awesome Time I Was Sued For Two Billion Dollars - length 31m 28s - 16,953 likes, 507 dislikes (97.1%) - 1,149,142 views - Christiaan008 on 2011.01.15
upper flicker
thats a good one yeah
wide hazel
he has.. I think two other talks?
wide hazel
oh, man, this Mana attack is great- you just get a free ride into the wireless network from an existing client
don't even need a password
just MitM a client that knows the password, and you hitch their ride
that's amazing
might as well be an open network
jolly violet
java 12 is out
how do i put it in my ass
unlisted for no source
the fuck
where is the rules
i asked
upper flicker
wide hazel
jolly violet
wow
well you dont get a source
suck a toe
it's a virus btw
deeptoot malware
encryptor ransom trojan horse
upper flicker
ok
native thunder
lmfao
cosmic raft
@upper flicker can you translate the above into english please?
jolly violet
taste boob
upper flicker
no
jolly violet
oh yes you are going to taste
upper flicker
I cant translate the incoherent ramblings of a demented cat losing a fight with a box
jolly violet
I AM NOT DEMENTED
i will smash my breast into your shoulder at such speed
you will be mammaried
cosmic raft
@upper flicker #557813054570496012 is the place for you then!
cosmic raft
you don't
upper flicker
upper flicker
no
jolly violet
yeah i see it
wrinkled bosom lying in the sun
sends me your address
also installs mcafee
void void
cats are ninjas
cosmic raft
yes we are
void void
look at him go
jolly violet
install boob everyone
upper flicker
he was almost normal when he joined
void void
electron should add a bitcoin miner
no-one would notice, they'd just say it's electron being electron
limber knotBOT
plot twist, there's already one in there
void void
jolly violet
install my factions core $1000 but free today
oh no
meanwhile boob.jar is still up there
jolly violet
intsall my boob
upper flicker
your boob is dumb
limber knotBOT
it's a boobie trap
void void
do not want
jolly violet
i have to pretend to know web analytics for tomorrow
this company thinks i'm an expert
like an imported chef
limber knotBOT
just go in and say you're a rockstar developer
jolly violet
i've been lying so fucking hard
limber knotBOT
snort a line of cocaine off of their desk throw up and pass out
jolly violet
i may as well tbh
i shit such bullshit into their ears
and they eat it up like semen
void void
limber knotBOT
man how avid of a semen eater are you that that's your baseline comparison
jolly violet
i was like "i've been doing web analytics for 2 years; i implement google analytics via tag manager and maintain client views/segments, produce monthly KPIs, meet with key stakeholders to organize customer data" and a few other things
and they were like "we need you now"
mind you i've been masturbating for 6 months
limber knotBOT
that's a long sess
jolly violet
i know
granted i'm smart with BIG BRAIN, but seriously
this is what it takes to get places
limber knotBOT
masturbating and lying, sounds about right
jolly violet
they offered a 10% bonus year 1 because i told them i was mid-process with another big company
not kidding
again, not mid process. just stroking.
limber knotBOT
sounds like a process to me
void void
just keep up to date with the latest buzzwords
void void
tell them their site needs VR
limber knotBOT
you mean AR
limber knotBOT
blockchain their AR webapps
jolly violet
i want to see through my iphone to a portal on my desk
anyway i'm going to get hired on false pretenses
get played
maybe they'll install my boob
heady spear
Good morning pretties owo
upper flicker
@heady spear you just cant stay away can you
heady spear
I just said good morning wth this is so abusive I canโt omg it was sunshine and chirping birds and happiness but now itโs just not and Iโm sad and bye
upper flicker
๐ฎ
spiral garden
@upper flicker good morning ๐ฎ
upper flicker
green edge
@jolly violet was the hiring manager less skilled than you?
considering that lying is not that easy if the employer knows how to hire
viscid niche
finite wave
?
quasi valley
Le effort of rightclicking the gif in discord and pressing open link :p
void void
ye 2 much effurt
stiff yarrow
there's this new IRC client called discord that just shows the GIFs in the same window 
quasi valley
skypecord https://kennytv.eu/files/tprdv.png
quasi valley
ts 5, tho they announced the first beta about a year ago to come in the fourth quarter.. of 2018 
and apparently they cant count from 3 to 4 either
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) @teamspeak (TeamSpeak): https://t.co/1o3rTae1pX (22 days and 18 hours ago)
glossy cobalt
limber knotBOT
@nโosโsrโ50โ you think I am using some old ass client?
The lounge is the way 2 go
heady spear
my phone only understands me if I speak in a really exaggerated british accent
ivory python
tropic flame
Tbh if you still use TeamSpeak even if you say "muh audio quality" I'll still laugh at your face lmao
quasi valley
privately I'd 100% prefer Discord, but when running a larger server, Discord is everything but good to work with precise perm settings, channels and dealing with your team/users
stiff yarrow
Discord voice servers have constant issues too
void void
.downloads
limber knotBOT
carmine hinge
tfw someone quotes human rights laws on a minecraft server
heady spear
hahahahaha omg next time I get banned on spigot I'll use that one
carmine hinge
word
slim nymph
what is that horror in that TS Screenshot. the person only has IE/EDGE (is the icon different between them?) as a browser
quasi valley
should be edge ๐
austere ivy
Here's copy and pasteable when you're getting banned and need a defense in a pinch!
quasi valley
but the similarity in design and advertisement is probably one of the reasons it flopped so much
austere ivy
These rules are also in violation of the human rights legislation that a person is allowed to defend themself and is not to be put up to unfair judgement. And if violated it is a state offense.
heady spear
I hope they took it to international court
heady spear
getting charged with human right violation for banning someone on your server
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Stranger Things 3 | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix - length 2m 50s - 154,767 likes, 788 dislikes (99.5%) - 466,392 views - Netflix on 2019.03.20
austere ivy
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hope they don't make it like season 2.
season 2 was weird. I didn't like episode 7 to say the least.
here's to hoping
austere ivy
so far I'm not having a great experience with Sponge
[09:19:16 INFO]: Preparing spawn area: 90% [09:19:17 INFO]: Preparing spawn area: 92% [09:19:18 INFO]: Preparing spawn area: 96% [09:19:19 INFO]: Preparing spawn area: 97% [09:19:20 INFO]: Preparing spawn area: 99% [09:19:20 INFO] [Sponge]: Loading world [world] (overworld) [09:19:21 INFO]: Loaded 488 advancements [09:19:21 INFO]: Loaded 6 advancement trees [09:19:21 INFO] [Sponge]: Loading world [DIM-1] (the_nether) [09:19:22 INFO]: Loaded 488 advancements [09:19:22 INFO]: Loaded 6 advancement trees [09:19:22 INFO] [Sponge]: Loading world [DIM1] (the_end) [09:19:22 INFO]: Done (52.455s)! For help, type "help" or "?" [09:19:22 FATAL]: A single server tick took 71.70 seconds (should be max 0.05) [09:19:22 FATAL]: Considering it to be crashed, server will forcibly shutdown. [09:19:23 INFO] [STDOUT]: Negative index in crash report handler (3/5) [09:19:23 ERROR]: This crash report has been saved to: /Users/spare/Desktop/Spong/./crash-reports/crash-2019-03-20_09.19.23-server.txt [09:19:23 INFO]: Stopping server [09:19:23 INFO]: Saving players
:(
stiff yarrow
@heady spear how often are you getting banned on spigot 
austere ivy
a lot
pseudo yacht
slim nymph
instead of getting banned, add the paper sig I made and be helpful and spread the paper image all around the forums ๐
seeing tons of paper people helping people is a better way to get users to recognize us
austere ivy
how can I do that aikar
and if I get banned on spigot forums can I be promoted to Head Paper Voucher?
I guess you can shorten it to HePaVo
finite wave
You should keep your mouth shot from time to time
ancient bolt
ooorr I could continue not visiting the spigot forums and being happier for it
uneven blaze
That's good for 150-250 players?
Ik, depends how much servers i'll have, depends plugins depends more
flint kettle
prisma garden
worldly condor
@ancient bolt can you add to minecraft development option to add external dependencies when building? like the lombok one or so
limber knotBOT
use maven or gradle
void void
vale patrol
golden gust
They improve the performance of java in various ways each update
rocky drift
void void
since its behind a API url or something
limber knotBOT
java 11
pffff
use java 12!
now that java 12 is GA I can non ironically recommend it ๐
i won't update until i get value types and reified generics :D
unreal quarry
Lol I tried that @slim nymph. I have the sig, and I helped people all the time. Last time I helped was with someone wanting custom Tags (linked them to your MaterialSet before it was in Paper) and my messages kept getting deleted for being related to Paper :P
"Here's some code you can copy paste into your plugin that the Paper people made"
gets messages deleted
:(
stiff yarrow
are you guys implying mentioning paper gets you banned from spigot 
slim nymph
@unreal quarry i didnt mean to mention paper in the reply, but simply provide abstract help and hope sig gets noticed
unreal quarry
I know. I just like reiterating that md bans/deletes content just for saying Paper
^_^
slim nymph
wasnt it choco that hit you there
unreal quarry
Not sure anymore. I just remember pm with md about it and he was all "you're bad"
I think it all boiled down to I hurt his feelings
/shrug
limber knotBOT
Formal warning or just ur bad?
Because he deleted tons of my posts but I never got warned for it
unreal quarry
No warning
golden gust
It's annoying when you see people with stupid issues with such simple fixes and you literally can't even tell them :/
light heath
unreal quarry
I didn't even know my stuff was deleted. I thought forums was messing up so kept reposting. 3rd time I got the notice about staff deletion.
golden gust
Well, yes, but DM'ing people out of the blue is a bit shady
limber knotBOT
kashike: ok i, did not know of that
void void
unreal quarry
Join us on Discord, Brokkoli ^_^ we have #announcements and stuff \o/
limber knotBOT
but i don't like discord :D
unreal quarry
It's not so bad, if you ignore the bad stuff about it
heady spear
what if I make my plugins artificially slow on spigot
and just normal on paper
is that bad?
limber knotBOT
yes
heady spear
nah, I'll just put in some Thread.sleep's and forget to start my runnables
call it "spigot tax" ๐
limber knotBOT
thats just bullshit
unreal quarry
@heady spear use PaperLib and that's how it works. Spigot will run old stuff, and Paper will run newer stuff
heady spear
^lol, true
I mean, it was a joke Brokkoli. Either way, people got mad when added the paper recommendation on startup
I don't know what they'd do if I aded paper lib, clearly favouring paper
somber mirage
lmao sounds like these past few years haven't improved the Paper vs Spigot war
golden gust
There is nothing wrong with using libraries to help speed stuff up and take advantage of API that offers performance gains when available
heady spear
this is protestantism vs catholicism all over again
golden gust
Intentionally hindering platforms, as much as I'd love to see paper #1, I don't agree with that ๐
heady spear
we don't want you to have to pay money to get into heaven
we don't want you to have to sacrifice performance
see the parallels?
somber mirage
Using Spigot is like continuing to use an old Blackberry because it's what real businessmen use
golden gust
(and besides, the 7 PS uses really ain't that much anyways)
golden gust
Sometimes, I feel as if it's my core nature to be an asshole
heady spear
๐คท you're a nice asshole tho
worn ember
That's me
heady spear
no that's mikroskeem
ebon root
Hi everyone, every utf8 character have explode on my project eclipse how can i reslove this like color minecraft $9test etc.. is like now weirdcharactertest
Just clone my git repo ๐ฆ
golden gust
You need to ensure that eveeerything is configured with the correct locale
easiest option however it to just use the & symbol and use the method on ChatColor to "translate" them
ebon root
Its like this :
But i got the correct utf8
Its not only symbol color but also text like รฉร
golden gust
As I said, easiest option and best option is to use the & symbol with the chat color method, or use unicode escape, or work out why you're not properly compiling with the correct encoding
Worth noting that you might also have to set some flag on java itself for unicode on windows
ebon root
Hmm
That's not helping me a lot, i know that like 2 month ago i found the solution modifying something in eclipse to recompile the project
but hmm
But ok thanks โค
unreal quarry
Day 3 in new job position. My assistant asks me "How many energy drinks do you drink a day?!" Boss, hiding behind us, pops in "Maybe we should get you some!" Lmao
unreal quarry
Nah, I'm blue collar. Plastics manufacturing
ebon root
Okay haha ๐
jolly violet
I spoke to a lovely person on the phone
and she was like "can you come in for an interview next week, towartd the end of the week?"
and i was like "ohhhhh uhm"
"i am mid-process with 2 other companies so..."
and she was like" HOW'S FRIDAY"
so i have to iron my suit for friday
ancient bolt
@worldly condor add them yourself, that's not what mcdev is for
jolly violet
daddy billiard is blue collar but he speaks java
worldly condor
๐ฆ
jolly violet
disagree
ancient bolt
Simple button down shirt is the optimal level of formality
jolly violet
besides, i'm cute as fuck. no one cares what i wear
slim nymph
@heady spear "I mean, it was a joke Brokkoli. Either way, people got mad when added the paper recommendation on startup" - and? tell them deal with it
slim nymph
people in this community are weird. they get upset about a once off message in logs but the other 90% of their logs is filled with plugins throwing stack traces or useless logs
heady spear
One of the major reasons why I recommend paper, is that people are able to actually ask you for help without being called morons.
The performance improvements are great and all, but I really value being able to communicate with the developers of the platform I'm developing for.
heady spear
๐
static badge
ye u dum fuk
upper flicker
@static badge dont you have some trees to fall out of u fuk
static badge
no
heady spear
At least I'm not a rude moron ๐
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Yeah 2
heady spear
mom, dad, plz stop
upper flicker
go to your room, mom and dad are gonna fight this out
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Alright this is cancer
heady spear
don't be so hard on yourself
upper flicker
yeah, youre a special little leaf
one day youll find a way to overcome your disabilities
pats
slim nymph
isn't it a bit ironic that the cancer leaf says something is cancer
static badge
wtf is this
unreal quarry
starts a GoFundMe page to help cure leaf's cancer
pulsar wigeon
all you need is a scalpel
deep shoal
single-tick pulsing a piston
doesn't leave the piston staying open?
heady spear
it shouldn't, either?
deep shoal
it should
heady spear
single ticking should push the block, but don't retract it
heady spear
๐
finite wave
Prolly some shitty anticheat
tropic flame
Let's make a change.com petition to change the name of "American Football" to Handegg
Since it's not foot nor ball at all l o l
unreal quarry
How about we just make the petition to just end American football? ^_^
Basketball too, while we're at it
runs
haughty anchor
How are you all?
bleak anvil
Sad because of "handegg"
slim nymph
throwing hand egg is an accurate term
tropic flame
I don't like the word "soccer" because it reminds me too much of french
but then on english classes I have to be consistent on whether I use american or british english so I can't be like "favorite" and then "football" r i p
french sucks tho
upper flicker
blame the brits
they came up with the word
no wonder the rest of the EU wants to push them off into the atlantic, smh
tropic flame
tbh I'd like to blame them but it's the US that uses "soccer" for actual football
also calling first floor to the ground floor, smh
upper flicker
They used to use it as well
we only kept it because we had the other football
the origins of the word are stupid
shouldve made up our own
bleak anvil
"Tackle Sport"
upper flicker
'tripyourselfandtryandgettheotherguyredcardedball'
upper flicker
'tripyourselfandtryandgettheotherguyredcardedball' and 'roidupandbeatthelivinghelloutofeveryoneball'
rolls right off the tongue, instantly clear
bleak anvil
Sounds awkward
upper flicker
we can change hockey to 'canadianball'
tropic flame
canadian cylinder*
tropic flame
I started this conversation
and it started with "handegg" which doesn't end in ball
bleak anvil
"Synchronized Swimball"
heady spear
in Swedish we call soccer fotboll and football Amerikansk fotboll
upper flicker
fotboll
heady spear
because we're smart
upper flicker
there's the new meme
tropic flame
lmao fatball
upper flicker
bereallytallandshoothoopsball
heady spear
fรบtbol in Spanish, it's worse.
tropic flame
futebol in portuguese
upper flicker
keep your elvish on that side of mordor
heady spear
uhm what other sports do you hamburger queens like to play
tropic flame
why not handn'tsphere
bleak anvil
Golf
heady spear
baseball -> baseboll
bleak anvil
hamburger queens play a lot of golf
heady spear
golf -> golf
tropic flame
lmao you know those water pistols right? do brits put tea on them instead?
that'd be awesome
heady spear
wat
bleak anvil
golf > golf
tropic flame
like those water toy pistols
bleak anvil
every day of the week
heady spear
hide and seek -> kurragรถmma
heady spear
it is
bleak anvil
I would watch the Olympics for that
heady spear
rรถvkrok is the best competitive sport
tropic flame
lol point and click is now a sport too
exercises your finger
e-sports of point and click games pls
MLG where are you
rip
upper flicker
Asshole (also called buckle or kicking hook hook , throwing hooks, breaking stumps or jib skank ) play which nowadays is mainly associated with Gotland where it is included as a border competition at Stรฅngaspelen . It has previously been known over large parts of southern Sweden.
upper flicker
not sure if legit translation
limber knotBOT
anything can be an asshook if you try hard enough
upper flicker
are you going to fly everyone out to your viking village?
heady spear
yes
upper flicker
ok
heady spear
but only you are allowed to participate
Hm y'all
I want to get a 4k monitor
but like, the ones available are either very small (27") or really expensive (literally every size)
going from a 27" to 32" doubles the price
heady spear
what size is optimal? I don't want to have to keep a magnifying glass next to my computer
limber knotBOT
I fucking hate it
upper flicker
probably depends how close you sit to your displays
heady spear
I mean... close.
upper flicker
I havent really had any issues with mine at work
heady spear
I live in a tiny apartment and I have a kinda small desk, not too much room for improvement there
upper flicker
they're 28"
heady spear
I guess it depends on how well things scale
upper flicker
even 1440p is a nice improvement in usable workspace size over 1080p though
heady spear
Because I have a 28" 1440p one atm and I feel like bigger would be.... big.
upper flicker
you could just get another 1440p monitor and one of those stands with two arms on it
heady spear
I have a decent amount of horizontal space, so I could get another 1440p indeed
but they're nearly the same price as 4k ones. The difference is pretty small. Don't know if it'd be an improvement tho, that's all
upper flicker
you could go to like a normal store and see what the pixel density is like in person
even if you buy it online at least youll have a reference point
heady spear
that's a good idea actually
red robin
shell temple
upper flicker
I have been thinking 3 across is awful wide
3 more on top sounds like a good solution
but moneys
limber knotBOT
what do you mean you don't want to spend 3500 euros on monitors
upper flicker
I thought the only thing you'd spend that much money on is whiteboards
limber knotBOT
if I could I'd make the walls of my room chalkboards
it'd be neat
chalkboard r bad
whiteboards are masterrace
white(board) power!
heady spear
I would gladly replace my walls with whiteboards
limber knotBOT
hm
heady spear
Would make uni a lot easier
limber knotBOT
that's basically what I did
heady spear
I can make my own lectures =)))
limber knotBOT
my walls are a mix of soundproofing and whiteboards
golden gust
Uni notes across the room?
heady spear
Yet you can't get your face out of frame when recording videos. You should spend that money on a videographer instead
golden gust
Corners of the room filled with inscriptions from what uni drives you to
upper flicker
or just an editor to motion track a piece of cheese over your face
like one of those dumb cat memes
@golden gust reconsider my life and drink heavily?
limber knotBOT
that's an interesting complaint
golden gust
๐
limber knotBOT
I've heard complaints of stuff not being in frame but not of things not not being in frame
heady spear
Every time I release plugin updates I get donations. If I just release every commit on spigot, will I get riches?
No scrap that, I'll sell a course on how to get rich making spigot plugins
limber knotBOT
you fool
stop making plugins start making tools that deploy plugins
what an idiot
learn 2 money
upper flicker
all 7 people using PS are probably sick of the begging
will do anything to make you stop
heady spear
We went down to 6 after I pinged everyone
upper flicker
deserved
heady spear
I will send my army of loyal followers after you
limber knotBOT
will people still pay me thousands of dollars to make a 40tps paper fork?
heady spear
No, you have to let them change freely
upper flicker
theres probably a people or two out there who will
heady spear
Variable TPS, otherwise beerspigot wins
Would it be scamming if you were to just replace the TPS command? Asking for a friend
finite wave
Sophos home security, do not recommend.
worn ember
Only if you dont pay me 50%
finite wave
It sucks
worn ember
So do you, your point?
finite wave
Tries to encrypt your keystrokes, but sends gibberish to windows and games.
heady spear
Why do all CV people come in groups
worn ember
yeah we're raiding
upper flicker
@heady spear people have done that before
heady spear
This is the saddest raid
worn ember
I know
finite wave
I've awlays been hee @heady spear
worn ember
its my entire friendslist
heady spear
I believe you
worn ember
Am i a credible news source now?
heady spear
upper flicker
heady spear
Fuck pim
limber knotBOT
man
worn ember
+1
limber knotBOT
I am so tired
worn ember
+1 again
woven otter
+1
limber knotBOT
it's like a stack of bricks fell on me
upper flicker
wow I never added Pim
heady spear
Z and I have no friends in common
upper flicker
@heady spear for the better
heady spear
:(
limber knotBOT
s/in common/
Correction, <DiscordBot> <11Cโitโymโonโstโreโt> Z and I have no friends ****
heady spear
MTM and I have friends in common, ew
woven otter
what do you mean ewww
heady spear
We're friends with awit rigsby prdiity we if u sdj ne
woven otter
are you stroking ๐ค
heady spear
I think my sleeping pills are srwitnd to kick in
limber knotBOT
where will you be when the chloroform hits
woven otter
cyan
upper flicker
ladder
woven otter
cyan ladder
vestal jasper
city's a nerd
upper flicker
youre upside down
vestal jasper
I'm in australia
upper flicker
so youre busy losing to emu orrr?
woven otter
he's busy fighting kangaroos
vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Man Punches a Kangaroo in the Face to Rescue His Dog (Original HD) || ViralHog - length 1m 53s - 560,969 likes, 48,602 dislikes (92.0%) - 62,633,333 views - ViralHog on 2016.12.05
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Stranger Things 3 | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix - length 2m 50s - 471,534 likes, 3,037 dislikes (99.4%) - 5,896,294 views - Netflix on 2019.03.20
finite wave
finite wave
๐ค
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Stranger Things 3 | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix - length 2m 50s - 472,476 likes, 3,041 dislikes (99.4%) - 5,896,294 views - Netflix on 2019.03.20
cosmic raft
that's what I wanted
finite wave
๐๐ผ
void void
One of my players crash constant, does these errors say anything to you?
sees a log file that has to be downloaded
paste.gg thanks
sry
a sec
nvidia drivers
tell him/her to upgrade
and if possible, switch out jvm - to latest java 8 preferably
if using mojang's
i've observed that switching to latest jvm gets rid of crashes
tyty m8
like those atleast
last option is to get rid of optifine
limber knotBOT
sad xd https://xeya.me/7d4g1
golden gust
urgh, I have ~100 tabs open
cosmic raft
only 100 @golden gust?
jolly violet
i have 3
golden gust
Only have 24G of ram, that's seemingly my limit
upper flicker
Once I have so many tabs I canโt see the names of the tabs, I start closing them
Or break them off into a separate window
I canโt do this 500 tabs crap
limber knotBOT
remember when tabs didn't exist?
I just forget to close them, and then I wander of so much that I lose track of tabs
vestal jasper
remember when browsers didn't exist?
limber knotBOT
remember when the earth was round?
gloomy sphinx
earth is flat bigpharma wants to give our kids autism government is killing us with chemtrails z750 is putting backdoors in paper
worn ember
My math teacher said Earth's isn't a sphere. That it's flat ish cx
I mean at the poles maybe lol
woven otter
what's the content of those tabs
unreal quarry
@worn ember if you were to shrink down the earth to the size of a billiards ball, it would be smoother than that billiards ball ;)
unreal quarry
I'm married, aero.
unreal quarry
Fun fact: before I was married, my wife bet me she could shave my head without any cuts. I lost the bet, so she shaved my beard too
gloomy sphinx
never choose a busy username
vestal jasper
D:
unreal quarry
Assuming they mean "taken" lol
gloomy sphinx
anonimooose !!!!
sudden iris
unreal quarry
Web dev is easy
golden gust
Yea, just gotta try all the CSS rules until you find the right one
spice frigate
Yep
sudden iris
@slim nymph Iโm useing the aternos server maker and it wonโt let me add plugins
vestal jasper
It's easy yes but making something that looks remotely decent and is responsive requires experience
gloomy sphinx
easy until you try it with kotlin
vestal jasper
kotlin :feelsgoodman:
unreal quarry
Web dev was my gateway to harder drugs. I mean, languages..
spice frigate
Oh?
sudden iris
...
golden gust
aternos server maker? That sounds like something you'd want to speak to aternos about
sudden iris
I did and I was told to come here
golden gust
plugins basically just need to go in the plugins folder
golden gust
Once they're in the folder, they should load, if not, check your logs
spice frigate
ew apple
sudden iris
-_-
golden gust
We can't help you with specific platforms which we have no experience with whatsoever
spice frigate
Android Q for the win
golden gust
In terms of running a server, it's no different than using spigot or craftbukkit; If they add anything ontop of that and it doesn't work, e.g. the ability to install plugins from websites and stuff, that's on them
gloomy sphinx
all you have to do is add plugins to the plugin folder?
spice frigate
You should just drag and drop them in the plugins folder
gloomy sphinx
go on a computer
spice frigate
^ Easiest way
sudden iris
I donโt have one ...
golden gust
You'd need a way to be able to upload plugins manually, and some way to actually download and save the plugins onto your device
gloomy sphinx
is this a bedrock server?
spice frigate
Are you attempting to make a bedrock server or a java server?
golden gust
^
sudden iris
Yes bedrock
golden gust
bedrock has nothing to do with paper
gloomy sphinx
if this is bedrock then you are in the wrong place my friend
sudden iris
Oh..
golden gust
Paper is a fork of the java version of the server software
sudden iris
Oh...
spice frigate
I don't believe that Bedrock is compatible with Java - Plugins atleast
golden gust
For plugins, take a look at NukkitX
sudden iris
I feel dumb now ๐ฆ
golden gust
(It's a fork of the nukkit server software that attempts to add some bukkit api type thing to the server)
spice frigate
I would recommend Google, you could find some there... I haven't hosted a bedrock server before
I believe MCProHosting has a plan for it though
sudden iris
Link?
unreal quarry
Most of us don't use bedrock edition
acoustic pilot
We're a community based around the Java version, so unlikely many of us know a thing about Bedrock.
sudden iris
Oh
unreal quarry
PC masterrace!
spice frigate
I'll see if I can grab the link for MCPro but still, google is your best friend when it comes to information :p
gloomy sphinx
remember when bedrock was called pocket edition
spice frigate
Yeah...
spice frigate
You can find ordering information there
My god though... it's cheap af to host bedrock servers
unreal quarry
It's watered down. Hosts can cram more instances per server
gloomy sphinx
can host bedrock servers on rbpis
unreal quarry
I'm still dedicated to getting paper 1.13.2 on a pi one of these days
spice frigate
that would be awesome lol
gloomy sphinx
whats the limitation of that besides resources?
acoustic pilot
MC 1.13 isn't long for this world, so it better be soon lol
spice frigate
'long'?
gloomy sphinx
1.14 coming out
acoustic pilot
spice frigate
really hoped the meta of that would give me some content and not actually have to click on it ๐
acoustic pilot
SLF4J loggers are Paper and Waterfall only, right?
limber knotBOT
yes
acoustic pilot
Nice
gloomy sphinx
what is a slf4j logger
limber knotBOT
a logger
acoustic pilot
One of the reasons I just depend on Waterfall instead of Bungee in my cross-server plugin framework
tropic flame
unreal pier
spice frigate
hi
wide hazel
jolly violet
i'm charging up a package of gas
gloomy sphinx
@ancient bolt I sit all day probably your problem right there
ancient bolt
I wish a public repo on github could have private branches
I don't like having to privately clone my own repo just for that functionality ๐ฆ
vestal jasper
Yo why is fallout 3 acting weird. I've played the game thousands of times and I've never had audio issues until now.
If an audio source is behind me then it plays in both sides, but if it's in front of me it only plays on one side or the other
๐ค
๐ updated my audio drivers and now I'm not getting spatial audio at all ingame. Everything is mono.
jolly violet
does anyone want my boob?
austere ivy
st
jolly violet
is that a yes
jolly violet
boob