#sk-discussion
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no he literally says the knight is british
bri'ish
TK is British though
how?
what the fuck
tk is br*'ish???????????
Its father is PK, who is a colonizer, therefore TK is British
As a Briton I can confirm that vessels originate from Britain
hey ss discussion evolved
Mossbag's videos are great, I think sometime he says some small things that are meh/speculation, but overall it's good
Hallownest is just east of wales actually, I’ve been there a few times, great pubs
i mean, some things in hk are indeed open to speculation
How is that, in any way, shape or form, an evolution?
Tell me.
Pleaase do.
some will forever be
i like lore
I am a mossbag fangirl I am literally rewatching his videos now
🦀

Ok.
(weren't you the one saying Godseekers could be in SilkSong?)

🦀
the last judge seems like a godseeker
agree
I dunno they seem too different
There is really much no way this is the case... sorry for your theory...
(and here I thought mossbag's videos helped you learn HK lore)
I'm joking ok
(don't sacrifice me to TC for SilkSong)
To me the godseekers seem to be a race that scattered around the world trying to find the brightest gods to ascend, so it makes sense that there could be multiples, but if every single godseeker is contained within the one in junk pit then that’s sad
then that's sad
my golden monkey statue is godseeker
bru- wait golden monkey statue ???
AGREED this theory is true
(...if you consider that thing a "Theory")
its like saying "zote is a vessel" just look at it theres no way you can disprove it
A GAME THEORY
I... can for zote tho...
THE KNIGHT IS ACTULALY PLAKE KNG???????????????????????
plake
yeah they are just look alike
God imagine if cornifer is shakra’s (I feel like I spelt that wrong) master
Hi looserisos
That would be hilarious
what i zote thoug?
yo have y’all heard the Minecraft nether soundtrack
he looks exactly like a vessel, he id literally a vessel
its lit
dont you mean monk?
Precept 45 literally easily disproves this
the soul one sounds like bonebottom but way more epic and gloomy
i mean monkey.
Erie i hope you know that we can really much disprove zote is a vessel, its not only like "zote being a vessel is baseless so its false", no, theres stuff agaisnt it, alot of stuff
Wait since when did the nether have music?
i think he means pigstep
Zote isn't a vessel?
ok, but what is he?
lena raine (our lord and savior) moment
A common bug
A regular bug
oh ok
zote's a vessel-shaped bug
Pig step is a music disc in the nether but we also have biome soundtracks
lend a rain e
Like elderbug
idk much lore ok don't judge me
More like Vessels are bug-shaped
Since when tho
zote not a vessel and if you think so im going to summon the stink balls
vessels are zote-shaped, but zote is vessel-shaped
He's likely the same type as Elderbug, a Common bug
Since 2020
what are the Rare bugs....
Not zote
what about the Epic bugs.......
if they look fancy they're probably rare
Legendary bugs...
what about the Legendary bugs.....
mythical 
Mythic bugs...
STOP THINKING EVERYTHING IM THINKING ABOUT
Gorgeous husk is a legendary one 
im too smore
Kinda all HBs we curently know of aren't very "common"
Mythic*
what about the Diamond bugs.......
What about the Netherite Bugs.......
what about YourMomite bugs....
Crystal ones? theres a few of them...
(does not means it's required to be a rare bug to become a HB)
luminite bugs?
no
yes.
i read that as feminine bugs
true
.
...it does tho
no there isnt
also why are you using erie lmao it feels so weird in this server
yeah but i like zote being a vessel
...But it's obviously not true
yeah i dont really know how should i call you-
i always went with just "rat", but erie is a nice name 
That's like saying you think Quirrel dissolved in the Blue Lake Acid
i simply skip all the text, therefore it does not make up the lore
NEW BASED THEORY
what if water was acidy to his skin specifically 😨
You want to hear the nether music?
either way works, im just more used to rat here
anxiety is in my lungs and my brain itches
No, Quirrell just went to get some milk. He'll be back.
Hey Rat do you actually believe Zote is a Vessel or are you just Casually memeing (Seriously)
thus basically confirmed theyre kidding
you dumb cookie
Brain itches I don’t know how that feels but it probably is painful 
Then i'll go with Erie most of the time, unless you actually mind it...
erie the guy who kills titans..
(Shut up ||Reeves simp||)
calling me this is worse than stabbing me
not really, the lung thing is more bothersome
Cai you flushed at one of my message 2min ago you had it coming
oof L
damn
reevers I'm hiring you to help me kill the wither 
Hey Whee dont come here now-
is this a bad time 
oh right yeah sure im not sure what to do rn-
aight cool
To look at the discussion, yes
Your about to have one :sans:
Ugh i need to migrate account and stuff :zorte:
rip
migrate accounts
so you’ll no longer be reeves?
he'll still be reeves but he'll be microsoft account reeves instead of mojang account reeves
Indeed
Microsoft account won't let me play new versions of the game
..and say Hello to "Reeves"

(or "Reevers" or whatever)
i was kidding but unironically i like the idea
i like erie more
erie is eerie
😱
:spooky:
Okay people, time to talk about my life
Okay, tell me about your life

gey huys what's going on
Im listening
I bought the mega man collection and I have never played a mega man before but I love hard games, I have deathless% super meat boy.... 1 death VVVVVV... p5 abs... etc.... But man Mega Man is so hard the people were mad on the 80s?
Me or @sly summit ?
Either way, I already posted my answer
no one cares about your life
And the thing is I tend to search for hidden paths and backtrack a lot for some reason and my classmates were like "average metroidvania player when they are told to just go forward"
Git gud :skissue:
Sir this isnt hk-discussion please cease.
^ please there's like 5 rules here
Your classmates actually play good videogames?
The same as me(?
we got more
havent finished the ss-disc rules yet tho...
"like" implies a vague estimate
idk but i have mega man 11 (which i think is one of the easier ones) and the easy and normal gamemodes are pretty easy to do after a few weeks if you're persistent
im just impressed to know that your classmates know what a metroidvania is
difficulties
howdy 
Hello
Also I was talking about Actual Rules not these
"Off-topic conversations are allowed, but please move in-depth conversations to off-topic or hk-offtopic that would take away from proper Silksong discussion."
That aren't very real rules here
Me... too?
I mean, just like 3 of them
So ? what are these >~5 Rules ?
reevers where are you :omegawaimu:
Anyways I am by far the one that has dedicated more time to videogames in my class
wilksonf
Thats something, i bet none of my classmates know what a metroidvania is
Snookers Smug
what was it already
same
"Wevebeenexpectingyou" ?
:expecting:
And the one who brags the least I guess
~~yes~~
im the best hk player in my class 
(i killed all the other students)
i'm
i have one irl friend i got to play hollow knight and he's saved zote
gg I guess, you've got a good K/D/A Ratio
Like most players on their first game
i can't wait until he finds bretta and the evil cookery awaiting him back at dirtmouth
you are the only one who plays hk 
I'm probably the best hk player in my class
I'm the best HK player in my class
(I have one friend and I got them to play HK, but they're... not the best at it yet...)
I'm probably the best nothing in my class
I'm definitely the worst at socializing in my class 
damn 
i'm the worst 
:true:
L
I'm 100% sure you are the worst artist in your class
reevers should I just like start without you or what
everyone in my class keeps complimenting me for my art
You'd probably be wrong
yeah 
same 
I have better info than you, since I actually red Nettle's bio 
no u
i thought i couldn't draw a straight line
now i do it with the line feature in my pixel editor 
thats so random
(why aren't they spamming that in #hk-meme ?)
Too late now I'm gonna use it in #hk-meme and peoples will repost it to talk (they'll probably use the PK car talk instead but...)
epic entrance
i
hk enemies sound so cool until you have to fight them
have issues logging in Microsoft things
u
All hk enemies are annoying
Issues that makes me late to say thats not true

none of them are enjoyable to fight
...What about the boss?
they die too quick or move too slow so i dash into them and get hit
like, Death Loodle. it's called the fuckin DEATH LOODLE and it has fuckun NUCLEAR THRONE ARMOUR
and then you realize its just a worse loodle that is restrained in its fuck youness by the closed nature of colo
can't you send a password reset email?
it's a loodle except angry
a nuclear throne sounds kinda unsafe ngl
I am confusion
standing here
what would be cool for a loodle boss is if they were to toss out little infection globs at like 45 degree angles to the way they jump
It said my activities are suspicious so i had to confirm it with my phone number unless since its the recovery one, it isnt actually my hone number but my mom's so here i am-
it's OSHA compliant as stated by Subarticle 420
He is standing here
yo calm down satan
and now it worked but it made me download soemthing called "Xbox live" like what- 
whaat
Primal Aspid
Bottom text
I mean it'd probably be less random to balance it out
actually if you want to be really mean tho you could make a mod where a loodle spawns another loodle whenever it lands
what is this xbox live thing in my pc 👴
make every enemy's attack speed randomized each time they attack

Install this mod called "RNG" or something it makes every animations random speed
that exists but I forget who made it
The devil
might be on scarab actually
actually just make loodles shoot a bunch of homing radiance orbs with each.jump as well as dealing double damage
i wanna try it
make every enemy deal 2 masks. the ones that already deal 2 masks now deal 4
It can make you jump very slow and they sudenly fall at 1997mph
dammit why are cocoa beans not edible in this game
half the time for the invincibility frames for everything
they're full of void it probably wouldn't be very tasty anyways
I do not get the what.
please elaborate.
(or maybe it would be better for me if you don't
)
Half the time i dont know what the fuck people talk about in this channel
like what is this
Tats just overcharming
Also "Pathetic House" is the best music ever
Wait do i know pathetic house
It's from Undertale
that sounds familiar
oh yeahh
No, Overcharming is OP, we should OverCharm with double damage mod and then PV Ascended deals 8 damage
prolly Napstablook’s house
Yeah
YES I am so good at Guessing Undertale (The game) (The gameshow)
hey guys what should I draw my characters doing (no illegal or nasty things)
gardening
PRIMAL ASPID
“Oh hey that guy sounds cool can’t wait to fight him in game!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
I'm playing minecraft, I thought I made that clear but ig not 
Giving you a water
Their face after reading ss-disc discussion
getting an education
Yes yes
basically
Minecraft boys

thanks bro
no problem dude
Silksong is cool, but you know what's cooler than Silksong?
Zoteboat
Finding the pH at the equivalence point of a titration
Everyone in this channel 
ok time to fight the wither and probably die because my equipment sucks 
But the coolest thing is definitely the Nernst equation
wait it didn't work uh :ote:
❤️
place the skulls last
4 soul sand and 3 wither skulls
oh some grass stopped it from spawning 
minecraft's combat is super cool
Also don’t put the wither near something you have built (that you like)
ok for real now
its so fun
already dead
you or...
wait are you on Java?
the peoples that reacted with 
yeah I just suck
Well the wither is weaker on Java than on bedrock
It's a well known fact (I learned it because of memes)
Bedrock wither have 300 health and Java wither has 150 health
all of my items got blown up
the problem with overpreparing ig
what type of armor do you have?
I think the Explosions are stronger , and the ai also
I had iron
Oof now that's "Overprepating"
I overprepared everything else 
Always "overprepate" for your tests
I’m defeated the wither a multitude of times (no damage)
did everything except the stuff that actually mattered 
ig I'll just leave them here for now and come back later
Get good tools and armor
Minor Spelling Mistake, I lose.
he like has a dash attack that destroys blocks and can also spawn wither skeletons from what I remember
(more like a Typo but whatever)
He also explodes when he dies
Did you know that the wither is actually the main antagonist of Minecraft
No but i dont want to know why
the real main antagonist of minecraft is player stupidity
It’s the reason why most of the structures in the world are abandoned or destroyed and it caused everyone to flee to the end
this is canon
Oh i know where this is from 
it's only canon if you watch game theory
It’s not a theory
ITS A GAME THEORY!

Anyways What should I build in the nether?
A bed
last time I did that I woke up in my bed
All I remember about Minecraft lore is old stuff that might be not canon anymore, like something about the Ender Dragon mind-controlling the Endermens and make their eyes from green to Purple or something
The endermen hate the ender dragon
Remember the water temple jumpscare
Forgor the lava Pyramid sit calm
whee
God gamer
WaterDead?
I think imma go play a different game 
yeah
what should I build in the nether
I said that because it showed your name multiple times
gold farm ig?
I’m not much of a farm person also I have a tone of gold already
play castle crashers 
Old but gold
hi etimo
yes
Hello Mango
I have a lot of gold
In which context?
Minecraft
I thought IRL gold 
I have a bunch of ps3 games
No
does that mean i have a bunch of gold
I have about 60 PS2 games that value almost nothing 
And no console for them 
Maybe I can craft a chair with those
nether music is so good
Minecraft only plays music 20% of the time
actually it plays it all the time
thats a reason why i dont play it too often
For me
nether themes are great
A portal to the Overworld
the necromancer theme is also great
I like that Lena Raine didn't made something too catchy nor too chill
Lena raine wasnt the person who made the celeste soundtrack
she was
or am i crazy
Yep
lena raine... 
what Necromancer theme?
I meant the tracks added in nether update of course. Not the ones before
Get The Simple Sight Collection Album: https://piercinglazer.bandcamp.com/album/crypt-the-simple-sight-collection
Simple Sight 2020: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOAwaiE40nY
My favorite nether soundtrack is “so below”
Lena Raine is also The person who helped making "Attack of the Killer Queen" from the hit game "Delatarune" by Toby Fox, well known game maker and Compositor, a Very goo Music
how much nether soundtracks are there
(8) 4 made by C418 and 4 made by Lena Raine
does pigstep count
unpopular opinion
i dont really like minecraft
She also did the whole Chicory soundtrack, what a banger
fck I wanted to reply to cookie
Ok your opinion i don’t care if you hate it or love it it’s just a video game
damn dude
Everyone has opinions
i dont
oks

My opinion about Minecraft: Base Singleplayer is really boring and not really fun, but Multiplayer or Singleplayer with Mods is another level of fun
"Our Pure Vessel has Ascended"
Multiplayer is very fun I have my own smp
I saw that, Etimo, in 0.1 second, I saw that whole message!
what was the message?
I forgot!
I said "My onion about minecraft : "
🧅
Im gonna send that in the channel #quotes from another server
My opinion on Minecraft:
Game kinda block tho ngl
very block
whens silk song out
When it comes out!
May 29th
Not one second before
really
Yeah it was in the trailer ᶠᵃᵏᵉ
wow
nice one
Also known as "Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong is in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.
"!
Me trying to socialize
Jokes aside, there is no news about release date
There's no daily news, yeah
Any% news?
Idk, ask in #speedrunning
Speedrun Challenge: Try to guess my favorite food quickly as possible!
maybe if you didn’t just told someone you bet they’re the worst at drawing in their class as your first interaction with em it would work better...
Ham and cheese sandwich
Also known as Good Take%
Scourge
Ew no
Burger
Pickles exists
Pancakes
I wasn't being serious 
No!
;-;
Y'all are never going to guess my favorite food!
Void ?
The answer is so close yet so far!
Pain 🥖
NO!
Neo ?
I don't eat objects, come on!
Toastes
Food for thought?
Imagine having toastes as your favorite food 
"The Smooth taste of Neo, wake up and Taste the Pain"
Apple
Pizza
Wow! Wow!
Chicken burger
my favorite food is water 
im the king
Guys should I add large lava pipes to my castle?
If they fit yes
How didn't anyone answer that before??
Ok then
not Lifeseeds ;-;
because we are morons
"Food"
Food is usually categorized differently from water due to its functions
Pizza. done
I just didn't think you could be so basic
pizza is th best food ever I agree
tomato soup is soooooo good
At least I'm not one of those people that says that Spaghetti is their favorite food!
I want more soup in my life
tomato soup is god?
Yes.
Pizza with Egg 
Tomato soup is real good with grilled cheese
I want more stews and soups and hmmm
What did I just read
You have just created teh best meal in history
Imagine eating a pineapple pizza with a knife and fork
Food with sauce or liquid is best
Ossobuco is nice
Meat
yo does anyone want to play overwatch 2 5v5 we need two more
Not my idea sadly 
I'll put Water in my Pizza!
Food that is meant to be in water you fool
Said the one who posted cursed food images the last time 
Technically already has
Later, we're talking about pizza
I know I’ve eaten it before and it’s amazing together
Guess what I'm drinking any%
water
Look, I do that for the entertainment of this channel, I'm not responsible for any feeling that people can have when I send those pictures though!
Gg
Had soup today 
That was quick
piss
wow me too
we have so much in common
So true bestie
Guess what ||PK|| eats
So, uhhhh, let's talk about the Smurf movies now!
Sawberries
I'll blend you
You won't, because I'll talk about it anyways!
I don't even remember any Smurf names
So, let's be clear right here, right now: Did you like the Smurf movies?
(Please say no)
I know one thing he eats for sure (
)
Aren't they just adjectives?
the only thing I remember from the smurfs is that there is an old dude that knows magic, a girl that everyone likes and an evil wizard dude that wants to kill the smurfs
Like, oh, "Smart Smurf"
Maybe, still I don't remember lol
Smurf
Smurf
Smurf
Also Smurf
And Smurf
But this is only the beginning!
You didn't even mentioned Smurf smh 
Angry Birds movies 
Is there a Cringey Smurf
Let's talk about alvin
The Knight obv
The guy who makes food on YouTube?
More likely than Prunsel
Character from The Witcher 1?
Let me say one thing though: Baby Shark is in one of these movies 
The animal that i dont know the name in english
I love Baby Shark

Baby Shark do do do do do do do
Isn't baby shark like in the Top 3 of most viewed youtube videos ?
9 billion views 
Sadly yes
You know what I love more than Baby Shark tho?
Seriously wtf 
Giygas
can we talk about how youtube "removed" the dislike button
Greatest mystery
Us all
?
You!
I was mad man
Me 
GET IT OUT!
Is that a song?
Everything's a song
Yes!!
Even Silk is a song, come on
I see you've been spared
This is the song of the silk song
omgg!! Here have some water!!
That's not water
Games got a lot better since pong
Sorry I'm immune to having Baby Shark infect my Brain since I'm currently listening to "Metal Crusher"
Now join and have some fun
Let's all sing the silky song
With my Headphones at max volume 
A friend who played HK for the first time told me the acid looks like Sprite (the soda)
Some of them
Me, who listens to Kirby Star Allies - Void Termina Theme, which have 12 minutes:
I've never felt so insulted in my life
they see your beauty, so frail and fine.
Meta Knight's Revenge though
Kirby Music.
I agree.
wait is temmie village or temmie shop? The horrible one
Listen to "A Trip to the Alival Mall" from "Kirby and the Forgotten Land"!
Temmie Village is the Derp one, Tem Shop is the High Pitch one
So that's Tem Shop, thank you
🪦
Ok ill stop 
I don't care you could do P5 ab Hitless or 202 Berries Speedrun Deathless, Stop
Oh you did
moving on.
What about this one
sorry?
I prefer having fun

it wasnt really nsfw but sorry
its too much
Shower World
And it has less lizards
Anyways im gonna leave this chat, im kinda scared now
except you
hey someone wanna help me hunt these two?
Who should I fear?
no I mean the innocent fear you
no.
Wait I missed a hunter games
Then they are not innocent
Oh wait this was march
Rain. Room. You stay good. 
No they are having an... important discussion rn... 
try me bitch 

Is that a :realgun:, oh shit that’s a :realgun: everyone get back
Nah it's aiming too much to the right, won't hit me
what do you mean
whatever we were talking about, but now the discusson' kinda over
Power of "Neo"
ok i think im good now
that was no discussion it was accusation
Are you though?
same thing
You were accused…. OF A CRIME? was it murder
I got a warning 
From the mods?
it cannot be discussed
yooo I get warnings all the time
yes
So it was murder
sure
how are you still here
i got a warning for leaking simos address
Hold up, what?
which is:
nothing
i never got a warning but i got an kinda excessively long mute once
why
(I told you, stop menacing peoples with guns (I actually didn't told you))
I should get back to work before i get my procrastinating ass handed to me
but it should be common sense
:realgun:
did you meme in lore
people threaten me, they get gun
no, i'm not one of those people
You threaten peoples, you get mute
they threaten me, they get gun, fair exchange 
"Trade Offer"
hey you can’t use guns, that’s illegal 🤓
They get Gun, you get Mute, Fair.
cant get muted for ironically shooting someone using emotes now can i
...I think you should read the message you replied to...
imagine getting muted by using a gun emoji
hi everyone
silenced* ( get it? )
hi guys
welcome back
(wish i didn't)
oh hi magma


:realgun:

damn it
:realgun:


(That's when someone says Hornet is void)
hornet is void
Wait no I was Joking
very funny joke, you should tell it in #hk-lore 
I already did something similar
@ powdered
(i didnt know you couldnt meme on that channel when i did that)
what the fuckc is that last one
Jinnnnnn
:jinntroll:
@uncut citrus i hate you
Hey I didn’t make it
@uncut citrus get pinged, see I wrote @uncut citrus to ping you, then I Replied to a Message you sent by putting Ping Reply on
(Does this count as 3 pings or one since it's one message ? probably only one
)
true, #hk-meme tries to be funny but is actually the opposite
@uncut citrus
You just pinged yourself
I know I didn't mean to
I gotta sleep, cya

Wait they try
Ping 3 times everyone and something magical will happen
I am MAGMA
try?
you are MAGMA
He is MAGMA
thats what she said
we are MAGMA
yes, that's what I said
I actually noticed as soon as I sent my message but my Discord goes laggg
You are magma? Time to get my magma proof mug for a long time in a while 
You want funny? I'll give you funny
I am lordmangobell
menderdbug
menderdbug more like murderedbug
Your title matters not when you're being devoured by chaos 
this was actually funny i chuckled ty :p
I want a fancy name
Here if you want a fancy name
mango the 87649763'd. That's probably how many mangos have existed in the world.
Change your name to as many cat puns as you can fit, then change everything to uwus and owos in uwu speak, there now you have an epic name like me
NO.
Nyour loss
catozowo 😳
I was wondering why your name was like that
shut up Caizo
your ass has grease
Shut up Reeves simp
speak up actually, reevers simp
Truth is there is no Reeves simp 
true you suck
only reevers friend
But it’s the best Cai insult
@Caizo
caiobozo
Is this real? Does this mean Silksong also will have Hollownest in it??
strange, pings are glitched
As a matter of fact, all of Silksong takes place in Hallownest

woah, hornet in hallownest?? impossble
You even named it Silksong_Gameplay_Demonstration
413.273 runes
Hi, I just joined this discord, are there any news about release of silksong? :/ sorry if im just another random person asking about it
No news
i wish man, i wish.
aw, thats sad :(
you can check news at #hk-announcements
no,you can check hk announcements or see how quick this chat is going to see if something new happened
damnit
Alright, thanks guys
fucking gone cause I forgot the elevator was up and just fell into the hole
I wonder if when silksong comes out people will draw comparisons to elden ring or not bc of deathrun/diffculty and everything
probably not
people stopped a bit from drawing comparisons between hard games and souls
what’s a deathrun
like you die and need to retrace your steps to get your money back, like in souls games and elden ring
I can see people compare it with bloodborne, because of how the combat is approached and the focus on more agreements and fast paced action
ooo good point
gtg soon, bye everyone
do you guys like elden ring
silksong is the hollow knight of metroidvanias
love it, 70 hours in and cant wait to keep playing it
worst fucking game ever made
Dark Souls is the Dark souls of Soulsborne
i really despise the boss design but i think the game is stunningly beautiful
Why do i even bother
what do you not like about the boss design?
duality of man
Yeah on my second character third playthrough (first play through for this character) 
the delayed animations are extremely cheap, attacks in my opinion should be a case of recognising the telegraph and then reacting to it, not a guessing game of dying an arbitrary amount of times to a boss halting it's attack mid swing for an arbitrary amount of time until you memorise exactly how long the attacks are, it just feels lazy.
elden ring is the worst game ever made at best
im 130 hours in, menderbugwc is 70, wait until it gets to the fucking bullshit bear
hang on the what
the what? LOL
the fucking bear
I have 101 hours what is the bear
a bear cant poop bull shit
the game is incredibly beautiful, the art design is chefs kiss but i can't get over how badly made these fights are
I don’t see anything wrong with the bosses in ER
ahh yea. Honestly I've felt this problem before a lot in the game, but I saw it as them being more forgiving with their animations than it being a hinderance. Like if I see a boss wind up I just need to keep in mind I can't panic roll and i was able to dodge them pretty consistently. Some attacks are BS for sure tho
the bosses in the emergency room though
the delayed attacks have a set time or are they random?
at worst?
set time
set time i'm pretty sure, which just takes away from the fun as it's just a memory game rather than a test of reaction time
i see the problem with the attack timings, i get theyre trying to make the bosses less predictable but it looks pretty weird
the animations just look awkward
plus if you are having trouble with bosses, spirits and spells really are over powered so you can choose to swap builds and keep your distance if you are ever really struggling
I don’t see a problem with a boss that has bove, but this really depends on taste 
what I don’t like is an AoE with 1sec windup that instakills you 
My issue with elden ring's bosses is that they were designed in between the single player and the spirit-ashes player's experience, leaving solo players with unreasonably difficult bosses and unrealistically fast recovery times, while those using spirit ashes almost get to ignore the boss with the boss not aggroing onto them
skeletal militiamen 
we have to remind FromSoft how not so fast the roll is
If bosses were designed with the solo player in mind, and wouldn't aggro to spirit ashes (only player and npc summons), then ER would be a better game imo
it's not really that i'm struggling, i'm getting through the game at a steady pace, it's just that i'm not excited when i find a boss room ,i don't think "can't wait to fight this boss" it's more just "wow i wonder if this boss will have the same issues as 90% of the others that have come before it" and it just makes the game stale.
Thats a great point I think. In their mind they wanted to help out newcomers and veterans at the same time but forgot about the experienced casual
wait until the er fanboy comes here and says: 
hey everyone
Like ||Malenia|| for example, she should've been this games Orphan of Kos or Lady Maria/Sister Friede, but instead, we got a boss who's recovery time is so fast ||in phase 2|| that it's only after 1 or 2 of her specific moves that you even have a safe window for a hit
AAAAA MALENIA SPOULERS
spoiler 
oopsie mb
sorry to hear that, ik the game doesnt strike a chord with everyone so i just hope you dont try and force the game if you are no longer having fun!
the thing is i spent a lot of money on this game and like i just feel like ive wasted my money if i don't at least beat it once
I kinda feel that, none of the bosses were as exciting to fight as the DS3 or BB bosses
havent gotten here yet but ive kept hearing how hard the fight is
oh i got instakilled again
Like I couldn't tell you my favourite boss in ER, or recall a memorable boss experience really I don't think (could also be cuz the game is big)
i've heard a lot about malenia and it sounds quite challenging
fr I had to cheese her ||phase 2|| using the flask that ||removes all fp cost||, saving my ashes for ||phase 2||, and opening ||phase 2|| with an ||azur's comet||. The run that my summon held aggro for the flask's duration is the run I won
yea i honestly couldn't tell you a boss i beat and just thought "wow that was fun" i would never want to refight any of the bosses ever again after beating them
i feel like|| rykard and radahn|| are fairly memorable as far as spectacle goes
cool theory, but saying "ss could be inspired by asian culture" is a bit of a broad statement since "asian culture" can't really be pinned down to specific traits, which is why I think people aren't commenting on it; not much can be said other than "yeah I can see the connection"...
Not saying that it's a bad thing: I'm actually intrigued by the concepts that can come out of it, but with me not being asian and not knowing anything about all the cultures included I can't really discuss it (it's also 7am for asians, so unless there's a morning bird in chat I don't think you'll find someone in here there that can add on/discuss your theory)
any time I was in ||phase 2|| solo, I literally could not get a hit in with how fast she would follow up her moves with ||except for the dive bomb one||
||malenia, blade of miquella||
The second one you mentioned was memorable yeah, definitely an experience
||radahn|| is an incredible spectacle yea, but the fight itself isn't exactly fantastic
SS is inspired from Australian culture because boomerang tool
All the ring fragment bosses (idk what’s called) have been great so far, for me
I honestly don't feel like fighting any Dark Souls bosses
true, other than the obvious gimmick I honestly was doing a hit and run on the horse which wasnt exactly exhilarating
the ones that give ||great runes?||
I too using the
my problem is with the repetitive mini bosses and most of the dungeon ones
You people are really bad, typical to complain about a game because you can't handle the difficulty lul

by the way am i supposed to be actually understanding what the fuck is going on with the story?
no
Fleas are evil
yaa like the first few times they are awesome but by the 4th time seeing the boss im like okay i get it
this isn't a criticism i'm usually bad at following video games stories anyway
me playing bloodborne
no, but just like hollow knight its more of smt you pick up fragments of along the way and learn about in depth after. I doubt we all understood the lore much after the first run
||dragons
||
Are you so sure honey?
-DEEZ
but bloodborne you actually can’t fucking know what’s happening until like, the middle of the game
the fear that ran through my body when an ||ancient dragon|| appeared before me when i was 70 levels under levelled
I thought I was honey 
It's not exclusive
god i love when stuff like that happens LOL. LIke just that fear in me when running from some massive enemy i cant beat yet
and then going back and actually beating them
I never back down
have you beaten the ||ice dragon?|| that one got me really pissed with that instakill super fast AoE
I'd rather not beat an enemy because I can see visually that it is strong rather than seeing it had a high level
What is your favorite elden ring boss? Put spoilers though
it's funny cause i never learn i'm like "i can probably beat this levels don't mean much anyway" and then i get instantly obliterated by it's first attack and just go "ok"
||Patches||
so far, probably ||Rykard or Morgott||
Seeing an enemy that is 100 levels above me is much less exciting than seeing an enemy that I can see is stronger than me, visually
i took a risk and it was worth it
havent finished yet but so far ive had the most fun fighting ||Morgott||
i was one handing a great sword i didn't even have enough strength to use for the first like 15 hours of my play through 💀
If you're talking about ER, weapon level also matters a lot
favorite boss for me is probably ||Maliketh|| especially since I genuinely thought he was supposed to be ||Gurranq|| for a bit
my favourite ER boss is probably || never played lmao||
honestly tho the ||black knife tiche|| summon kinda breaks every fight
Lol why? Did you not know?
Yeah I love that boss
no this is my first from software game and my friend who's a long time fan of the company watched me play and was horrified
Ahh LOL
it’ll take some getting used to
my friend went through half of nightmare of mensis with a broken weapon 
The one in the village?
the song too 
honestly elden ring is such a great social game, just have ur buds on the couch and its great
probably harder than ||malenia or whoever||
I liked the one in the Honda Civic
True true
Everyone is honey...
that windmill place looks so much like Hemwick
i like how some of the spells have such dramatic animations like summoning the head of a dragon to rain fire on your foes and then will deal like no damage it's funny
Level up your seal
that's probably a good idea
yaaa then i realized you gotta level up the actual staff/seal bc you cant upgrade the spell rip
Yeah I only fought the Windmill Village one, Godskin Peeler is my favorite weapon so far tbh
or respec all in strength 
The dragon spells are super good at crowd control but I imagine they are very tricky to pull off in pvp unless you’re camping
there are seals in elden ring??! and you can level them up!?!
sword of night and flame as carried me through half the game now, amazing cc
seals and walruses
i don't even want to attempt pvp i'm content not getting shown up by people who actually know what they're doing
for incantations yah
The dragon spells are super good at [getting beaten in the head before casting it]
spells are stupid, i'm a simple man, i spec everything into strength, and get the biggest sword possible
I've seen a lot of people do it effortlessly. If the enemy doesn't use spells, just get some distance and press the button lol
I get the biggest sword and use incantations
impossible
ahh maybe thats why youve also had more problems with bosses than me, a spell summon user
Yeah see this is where counterplay comes in
||i was just trying to get the frenzy seal and now Melina broke up with me
||
if people abuse the dragon, abuse them back
maidenless
knight squad 1 is a really confusing game but its very fun with friends
If your build allows it, at least
Or just git gud I guess idk
get glock
i bet they polished some of the rough edges for knight squad 2 tho
i have never touched a ranged weapon in this game
Oh wait did i forgot to add the 's' in "cultures"? Ok fixed it
the extent of my spell usage has been throwing a fireball at margit once and then getting hit in the head by a giant hammer
I have a hybrid build, all frost though (except for Loretta's bow)
Parry margit
i stabbed him with a big sword
if you ever get the chance to respec later on i highly recommend trying different builds, its like you are playing a different (often easier) game
shakra and elder hu's wardrobe both give me some buddhist vibes
I don’t know what I wanna do once I get ER. I wanna parry shit but I also wanna swing a giant sword
both is good
How does one do both
do u need a shield to parry?
parry with your shield
Crit smack with sword
I dunno. Don’t have the game
to get the parry abilty you have to touch grass
Unless they removed it you should be able to parry with an open hand
Some lighter weapons might also have parries
True
but that’s me thinking of dark souls 3
Best boss is Elden Demon of Ring
demon?
Demon
yo mum best boss
Yo what
there's also the parrying dagger
the best elden ring boss is the cat that casts a bajillion spells at you
Yes, parrying with your wrist in Dark Souls
That sounds sick, slap a sword out of your face with your palm and then bash someone on the head with a hammer twice your size
Yup
I am no longer at a crossroads
keep my maidens name out your f-ing mouth
*tarnished mouth
just the tremendous scale of the boss gives an amazing vista
i felt like the bloated fat was a bit too obvious a weakpoint tho
you can fucking swear for shit here
You’ll be glad to hear my mother has 3 phases
the best boss in the elden ring so far is that tutorial soldier
i was delighted to walk into a new dungeon and find the incredible new innovative boss that is the same cat but twice!!
how long was elden ring in development?
420 years
k
in monster hunter you can parry fire
Oh yes DS2 parry
in monster hunter you can parry most things
and in bloodborne you parry by being an american
Was it all weapons?
lmao yea
i don't think every weapon has a parry, i just know UGS and i think regular greatswords have a parry
I think you could parry with wizards staff too
wouldn't surprise me
Not very useful
you can even parry sounds
hunters are just built different
you can also parry the ground exploding underneath you
you can't parry the grass tho
https://youtu.be/HlS7L9fC0PM
i love parrying vibrations
But where Mikiri Counter?
parrying is p2w
Mikiri Counter is the coolest thing ever
yeah, died to it literally now, great
it’s so scary though
i died to it before i could even hit it
HI CHAT
nice pfp
cheers
EVAN 
It’s cool and scary
how are yall today
yeah yeah, dash into the guy that weights 120kg coming at 200km/h with a 5 meter katana
ooh, im supposed to go BELOW the 3 ton slithering monster who explodes
all for that sweet sweet parry
should i feel bad for killing a monkey NPC out of rage
i just killed an north american with those measurements systems
Spiffing up the stand display
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have a good grasp on meters but the other 2 I'm lost on
||Boc?||
think so, ||he was a tree at one point||
that’s funny
||why the fuck was he a tree anyway||
From Software™️
that looks like Irene from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 6: Stone Ocean manga, final chapter "Have a Wonderful World"
Gotta repose Jotaro and Star Platinum sometime now that I have new display stands
If they can make things weird, they will
my friend made me scary of JoJo
my friend tried to explain me the geology tree even though i never watched it
and the Ghost Girl’s Alley
Reimi Sugimoment
I should display my JoJo mangas up there with the figures
Rn I have them on my manga shelf with Rohan and Heaven's Door
but i have to say, it got me curious and now i kinda wanna watch it


