sk-discussion

[radiant wraith]

The rest is reddish

What colour is your shell?

Mine is orange

[burnt topaz]

i have skin

[uncut citrus]

Not for long

[burnt topaz]

well then i will have flesh

im trying to stay positive with the inevitability of you taking my skin but i hate flesh :(

[olive bobcat]

Misha I hate to alarm you but

The skeleton is already inside you

[burnt topaz]

since when

[kind dove]

damn so thats what they based sans and papyrus on

[olive bobcat]

No need to be alarmed

[burnt topaz]

i am extremely alarmed

[olive bobcat]

If you get an xray your doctor can take it

[uncut citrus]

Always has been

[olive bobcat]

Babies don't have kneecaps

[uncut citrus]

FINALLY

[kind dove]

babies just have fat

[uncut citrus]

I FOUND IT

[burnt topaz]

arent babies like slightly malleable

[uncut citrus]

The way to beat Nettle, an army of babies! And they won’t be able to break their kneecaps, since they don’t have any!

[kind dove]

what about their headcaps

[uncut citrus]

Breaking ppls’s headcaps isn’t mentioned in the Nettle lore

[burnt topaz]

wheres the nettle lore

[random fox]

What does malleable mean again

[kind dove]

when youre susceptible to be turned into a mall

[burnt topaz]

you can shape it easy or mould it and stuff

[worthy lichen]

[random fox]

Oh then they are very malleable

[uncut citrus]

I currently don’t know enough about the Nettle lore to actually make a doc or anything, I just know they break kneecaps

[worthy lichen]

aqua lore

[burnt topaz]

whats aqua lore

[uncut citrus]

Aqua write your own lore

I won’t make it for you!
||Unless you pay me ||

[kind dove]

shallow compared to caiozo lore

[worthy lichen]

femboy slime

[burnt topaz]

huh

[worthy lichen]

bottom text

[uncut citrus]

That’s basically all I knew, yea

[worthy lichen]

also prince of all slimes

because I said so

[kind dove]

lame

[worthy lichen]

Ik you are

[heavy mason]

Buds do you wish to join my Religion

[worthy lichen]

depends

[burnt topaz]

a religion ey?

[uncut citrus]

Already following Sherma All Mighty, Sorry

[heavy mason]

Yes the breadseekers

[burnt topaz]

oh

[worthy lichen]

does it involve copious amounts of crack

[heavy mason]

No but it involves bread

[worthy lichen]

sorry man, can't join

[heavy mason]

Aww

[worthy lichen]

I'm already dedicated to the elderCult

[heavy mason]

Ok

[uncut citrus]

Being in acult doesn’t mean you can’t have a religion

[worthy lichen]

my religion is graiglic

[shell yacht]

cults? cocaine?
this is where an empty february led you?

[kind dove]

yes

[formal karma]

empty? we got elden ring baybeeeee

[worthy lichen]

don't ask

[formal karma]

also, obligatory merch mention....

[worthy lichen]

I simply am a samwiz1 fan

[young saffron]

woah theres alot of negative reviews for elden ring (all performance but :o)
55k? positive
25k? negative
but I think the game it self is fine tho

[frank mist]

Guys i know nobody cares but i finally beat tree sentinel

[worthy lichen]

good job

[frank mist]

First fromsoft game ive ever had to use summons 🤧

[worthy lichen]

of course people are gonna complain, they have every right to

the game has shit optimization on pc

[frank mist]

Honestly have no idea how my laptop is running the game at 50fps with such bad optimization

I did do every single fps boost thing i saw on reddit tho

[worthy lichen]

people who've spent a lotta money on a pc just to have elden ring not even fucking start

(I'm sorry for your loss, Jonny)

[lone lichen]

i'm upgrading ram and hoping it'll get me to a good spot to run er, cpu/gpu are pretty close to the minimum and i've heard reports that people are running it on medium with around my specs
honestly i need to upgrade ram anyways, and it gives me an excuse to clean my case

[frank mist]

Ok is it cheap to use summons

[elfin swift]

im gonna try the tree sentinel in a bit, ive left him alone for the last few levels but just got repelled from stormveil a bit after beating margit so just trying to scrounge around for runes and more upgrades

[lone lichen]

npc or player?

[noble minnow]

is silksong out?

[frank mist]

Because i was getting shit on by tree sent and Margit but then just beat both with the wolf summons

[sly summit]

no

[frank mist]

Little animal summons

[lone lichen]

realized you meant cheap as in overpowered, not the cost to use
from what i've heard they aren't that strong

[frank mist]

Hmmm

Imma stop using them so i dont feel bad

[worthy lichen]

summons are based in any game let's be honest

[uncut citrus]

Hummm

[slate blaze]

what does everybody think the trailer theme for silksong is gonna be in game

[uncut citrus]

I wonder why the prince slime would say that

[gilded adder]

I bought my PC 9 years ago.

Surprised it lasted me this long.

[worthy lichen]

my dad got his before I was born and it's a beast, all that matters is upgrading it slowly over time and keeping it up to date and maintained

[coarse leaf]

The more i look at the steam reviews the happier i get that i could resist buying it day 1, people with like, 3070s having massive lag spikes, absolutely ridiculous

[gilded adder]

Mine's a laptop so I can't really upgrade it. Never had a Desktop.

[worthy lichen]

ah, so we're on the same level I see

except you actually have yours

[silver oak]

laptop gang 4life

well actually, laptop game for as long as it takes to save up for a pc

[sly summit]

I mean, there are upgradeable laptops

[silver oak]

Ig

But you can only go so far with a laptop

[formal karma]

first elden ring crash

[silver oak]

welcome to the club
of people that aren't me

cuz I don't have it

[sly summit]

I bought Hades, will give it a try after updating my drivers

[silver oak]

hades is great

[sly summit]

I pirated Hades a while ago to see if I will buy it and completed a run with the shield, then bought it and idk why the steam version has some performance issues on my pc, but I updated my drivers like 2 months ago so I will give it a try again

(I do not support piracy as a way of obtaining free games)

[wheat sail]

😈

[vagrant umbra]

Graphics aren’t perfect, but I never had a hiccup on the Nintendo Switch version.

[sly summit]

Idk if I should have more freedom with my money... Spending more than 2 usd always hurt me

[wheat sail]

your choice

[sly summit]

and I mean, I am accumulating money for the future but I thing I am too strict

[wheat sail]

if you dont buy that many games buying them sometimes wont be a big deal

depending on your financial situation

[sly summit]

Yeah but then my thoughts are "hmmmm, I didnt do this deathless achievement of this hard af game that would cost me 200 hours, that is technically 200 hours that I could use instead of buying a new game"

and I feel bad with myself for missing that "content" when it is just an achievement with no in-game impact lmao

look at me with almost a hundred hours on this game that last 1 hour to see all its content just because I want to get an achievement

[wheat sail]

that game? 💀

[sly summit]

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

[wheat sail]

yeah shouldnt worry about achievemnts that much

[kind dove]

you cant stop me

[wheat sail]

i like collecting achievements but stop after a while and try again another time

[sly summit]

but I am so close! But I am really bored of dying on the last screen of the game lmao

[frank mist]

I think to run elden ring you just need like 2/3 of the requirements

[sly summit]

and imagine VVVVVV being at the side of super meat boy on my profile that absolutely no one sees

[radiant wraith]

Prideful

[sly summit]

We cannot be sure until the game performs as it should, I mean, rn runs meh on every device

[wheat sail]

i want to 100% meatboy one day

[sly summit]

No u dont

[wheat sail]

im pretty bad at platformers but like playing them

39/49 achievements so far

[kind dove]

whats your advice on that 3 hour blasphemous achievement

[sly summit]

oh... I mean, its pretty simple imo... My route is always ehm... fuck idk the names in english... The boss on the right that is like a demon with horns, then go to Jondo and kill the three angustias and then go to the white mountain and kill that weird face... Three angustias is the hardest boss on this route... before going vs her I would go to the left of Jondo to pick up the sword altar to boost my damage even more and... thats it... I mean, its not that hard

My first run I did it on 3 hours and 4 minutes and I wanted to die lmao

[kind dove]

hmm interesting

btw i speak portuguese and i played with spanish audio

that fucking face was hard as hell for me first time

[mint valve]

Man cuphead is hard. I really hated those frogs, but it is so fun. Also completely by accident I have died 69 times says this lake man

[sly summit]

anyways maybe my run isnt the best and u can search a better guide

[sly summit]

idk, I should continue my cuphead run but for me the bosses are too easy (I just played until half of the second island) but man I hate so much the normal side scrolling levels... That I just stopped playing

anyways, imma see if Hades runs okay on my pc

[mint valve]

I love hades

The starting weapon is best weapon

[sly summit]

???????

Clearly the shield is the best weapon and BY FAR

(I just played once a while ago so what I say is a joke of an unexperienced player)

[mint valve]

Its just a play style of fast swings and I love it.

[kind dove]

clearly the blades of chaos are the best weapon

[mint valve]

I actually cant remember much of hades. Its been a while since I played it. I'll replay it on Xbox

[cerulean sable]

juegos completos 😳

[sly summit]

Okay, I run it much better than on the past but still not the experience that I would like

Will see if I can optimize something on the game files and ask on the discord server

[kind dove]

where is this screen btw

[sly summit]

Oh is something on the steam profile that u still dont have unlocked because u are low level on steam

[kind dove]

laugh at this user

[sly summit]

But u can still see ur completed games

If u go to your profile and click games, you can sort them by achievements gotten or if you hace any completed games, directly by completed games

[kind dove]

yeah but the screen is ugly

[sly summit]

yeah sadly for leveling up u gotta pay a little :(

[bleak vessel]

Anyone play the new Horizon?

[mint valve]

no

[bleak vessel]

It looks SO GOOD

[uncut citrus]

nobody:
ss-discussion at 3am:

why is everyone using 😳 now, even i've used it yesterday (costed me 12% of my soul, tho)

[uncut hill]

wasn't silksong supposed to come out Feb 2022. I know it was a leak but does anyone know when it comin?

[fiery coral]

We have no clue

[cunning geode]

it wasn't supposed to come out at any point

[fiery coral]

TC chooses to remain silent because TC

The date was most likely a placeholder

[cerulean sable]

ahh you mean the leak that had no bearing at all other than it was "confirmed" because Silksong copers were acting as its the fact?

[gilded adder]

I am the SilkStorm that is approaching.

[fiery coral]

if the first result on Google gives them a date in massive font I can't really fault some people for believing it and not looking into it further

especially considering the devs have said nothing else in the past year people will take what they can get

[mint valve]

We still have like 4 days

[fiery coral]

PROVOKING
SILK SPOOLS IN ISOLATION

[fiery coral]

[uncut hill]

2 days. this month ends on the 28

[coral glacier]

Imagine believing in February lmao

[worthy lichen]

[serene chasm]

Its not even a real month. No one cares about february.

[split tide]

wdym february hasn't it been march this whole time

[worthy lichen]

no one cares about y-

[coral glacier]

Yeaj

[worthy lichen]

why is it wide

[serene chasm]

Y is a kinda dumb letter. Is it a vowel, is it a consonant? Doesn't matter cause no one want Y

[gilded adder]

Hello Curly

[serene chasm]

Hey Jonny

[worthy lichen]

y sucks, I'm never using y again

[gilded adder]

How goes your adventures in the Lands Between? Without spoilers, of course.

[serene chasm]

Its going well. Ive been mostly exploring them.

[gilded adder]

Nice. I know a friend who has been exploring and finding stuff in just the first area for 10 hours now.

[serene chasm]

There is a lot to explore.

[slate blaze]

slams down milk
plays cello

[coarse leaf]

i'd honestly be up for every other game this year to be cancelled if kirby releases rn

[gilded adder]

How is your performance btw?

[spice plume]

I would kill someone if it meant ss released rn

[uncut citrus]

That sounds way too serious i really hope it isnt

[kind dove]

id only kill reevers

[spice plume]

Oh you think I’m joking?

[uncut citrus]

i really hope, yes.

[serene chasm]

For the most part 60 with a few dips here and there. Nothing unplayable

[gilded adder]

Even in the open world?

And what settings are you on?

[coarse leaf]

LETS GOO

[serene chasm]

Ive seen it dip down to 45 is some areas but those are rare

[coarse leaf]

I hit top 500 globally in pokemon showdown

[serene chasm]

Mostly high/few medium

[spice plume]

I’m not

[gilded adder]

That's really nice. If I may ask, what are your specs?

[serene chasm]

Ryzen 5600x, GTX 1070, 32GB Ram

[spice plume]

Wow

[uncut citrus]

get therapy.

[coarse leaf]

instantly dropped out of top 500 next game

[gilded adder]

Thanks a lot.

[spice plume]

no I was joking lol

[serene chasm]

Anytime

[coarse leaf]

anyone wanna fight me in showdown

[serene chasm]

Here are my current settings

[gilded adder]

Got it, thanks.

[coarse leaf]

back in top 500

am i allowed to share competitive pokemon replays here

[coral glacier]

No

Only silksong

[serene chasm]

and Elder Ring

[coarse leaf]

i dont care about what you say

[coral glacier]

Wtf elder bug's ring? 🤨

[kind dove]

eden ring? adam and eve didnt even used clothes

[worthy lichen]

💍

[coarse leaf]

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8nationaldex-1476971990

translate the spanish guy's messages

[worthy lichen]

@ Window#1307 unrelated link, plz delete

[hollow terrace]

Thanks

[coarse leaf]

is anything truly related?

[worthy lichen]

oh I-
uh

[worthy lichen]

not when silksong isn't out yet

[coarse leaf]

i wanna share this absolutely beautiful pokemon competitive team i made

[kind dove]

godhasawife

[worthy lichen]

porygon with the 9000 polygons

[dawn rivet]

hitmontops better than hitmonlee and hitmonchan

cmm

[coarse leaf]

have you checked the actual set

[dawn rivet]

i just like hitmontop the most

[worthy lichen]

[pliant torrent]

silksong

[dawn rivet]

ik

[kind dove]

pokemon stats are for nerd losers. i just go with the prettier one

[worthy lichen]

BASED

[dawn rivet]

YE

[serene chasm]

true that.

[dawn rivet]

aegislash is my favorite mon

[coarse leaf]

yea thats right fuck you you ugly son of a bitch

that pokemon has ruined competitive pokemon for over 10 years

[uncut citrus]

lose in style

[coarse leaf]

ugly ass motherfucker

[surreal owl]

YO is that a yokai watch?

[kind dove]

pokemon doesnt even come close to the quality of yokai watch

[shell yacht]

cool cool, dont move, the team has been mobilized to your location. make this easy and dont flee

[serene chasm]

You cant play SS in prison

[kind dove]

unless..

[serene chasm]

Not worth it

[gilded adder]

You're in the sky, call that caiozone.

[cinder moth]

GUYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib5AfwGmnZE

[serene chasm]

no

[wheat sail]

Pog

[serene chasm]

Fuck that stupid thing

[cinder moth]

btw if u listen to it

[wheat sail]

im gonnna cry

[cinder moth]

im sryyyyyyyy

[gilded adder]

garama

[kind dove]

why are my embeds failing

[serene chasm]

what are you trying to do?

[olive bobcat]

Work's done, time to go home and do chemistry and Silksong

[gilded adder]

Yo, where you at in Silksong? I'm in the Ant Village about to fight Carmelita in the Queen's Opera House.

[cinder moth]

I am sry whoever i just rickedroll

[olive bobcat]

Still on that Gilded City bench

Haven't left for a week

[distant crown]

Why is hornet still sitting in that chair

[olive bobcat]

Why not

[kind dove]

shes lazy

[solar dock]

Wait how are you guys playing silksong?

[olive bobcat]

Anyways gonna drive home see you in like 15 min

[serene chasm]

TC insiders

[distant crown]

Ok person

I want to hear silksong boss music

[coarse leaf]

they're joking

[serene chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRs58D34OLY

[solar dock]

Should've guessed 😭

Hopefully it releases by the time I'm done with my 112% run

[kind dove]

no theyre not im at silksong rn

[olive bobcat]

Nvm I'm riding home today

[solar dock]

It's my first playthrough

[olive bobcat]

What's with the 🤨

[serene chasm]

Yeah. Its not that confusing

[solar dock]

Idk 🤨

[olive bobcat]

Sus 🤨

[gilded adder]

Soos

[uncut citrus]

but isnt silksong the friend we make along the way? so that means your a our houses?

wait i didnt mean to send i didnt finish typing my message

hold on

[kind dove]

editing wont save you.

[uncut citrus]

Time doesnt affect the godly power of editing messages

[kind dove]

🙂

[uncut citrus]

why is this smile so creepy

[serene chasm]

[uncut citrus]

"i am going to bury you alive and laugh as you suffocate at exactly 4:32AM tonight and there is absolutely nothing you can do against it as i have inserted a tracker into your skin. Wherever you go, i will find you." -looking kinda smile

[jovial narwhal]

ok guys I said i would shut up until there was real news, but I have have to say my favorite book is getting a sequel

[kind dove]

i hope you die in a fire hope you get stabbed in the heart hope you get shot and expire hope you be taken apart hope this is what you desire

[dawn rivet]

which book

[uncut citrus]

is that like a song?

[kind dove]

not only a song, but a fnaf song

[jovial narwhal]

What if, by Randall Munroe. its kinda non-fiction, but not really

[distant crown]

F fnaf

[dawn rivet]

nice

[distant crown]

Yay silksong!

[kind dove]

never heard of it, but i like the dinosaur being fed to the star wars hole in the cover

[dawn rivet]

when silksong

?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!

[spice plume]

Ah I’m only at coral forest :/. Got any tips?

[dawn rivet]

wait where can you play the demo?

[spice plume]

Atlantis

[dawn rivet]

wat

[worthy lichen]

carmelita

[gilded adder]

You can't play the demo. I was joking. Game's obviously not out yet.

[dawn rivet]

but i thought there was a demo

[gilded adder]

There was but only for people at specific evvents in 2019

[spice plume]

Yeah at e3 3 years ago

[dawn rivet]

o

[raven minnow]

im surprised nintendo hasnt fixed the website yet

[dawn rivet]

sadge

[worthy lichen]

oh yeah, the one I stole

[gilded adder]

[worthy lichen]

I mean uh yeah I can't wait to play silksong guys!!

[dawn rivet]

sharing is caring

[gilded adder]

[worthy lichen]

NOOOO

[worthy lichen]

well I don't care

[uncut citrus]

Ranked: Betrayed

[worthy lichen]

[wind edge]

I need another undertale, Deltarune isnt the same

But the undertale community is actully pretty good

[worthy lichen]

deltarune better

[wind edge]

or the animations are at least

[uncut citrus]

What.

[wind edge]

The animations 🥺

[gilded adder]

shmeltarune

[worthy lichen]

what are you smoking

[uncut citrus]

some animations are good, yea

[wind edge]

The animation deal

[uncut citrus]

[worthy lichen]

the community isn't make up entirely of animators tho

[kind dove]

[wind edge]

Yeah, Im just talking about them specifically, the animations are really good, but otherwise.....

[kind dove]

90% chance the undertale fandom isnt even the worst anymore

[worthy lichen]

ah I gotcha

[uncut citrus]

what would be?

[worthy lichen]

It's been overtaken at least twice

[wind edge]

Yeah, I only played undertale recently so I wouldnt know, heard it was horrible

[kind dove]

the fnf fandom is worse imo

[worthy lichen]

that and pokemon

[uncut citrus]

i actually dont really know much about fandoms

but from what ive heared the undertale one is realyl really bad

[worthy lichen]

pokemon "fans" always whine and complain about everything

[kind dove]

the deltarune fandom is pretty good surprisingly

[misty tundra]

Fandoms are just the worst thing in the world

[worthy lichen]

remember when the legends arceus trailer came out? they were shitting on it so much, but now they're like omg I want this to be the future of polemon

[uncut citrus]

Peoples are the worst, indeed

no really, ppls are so annoying

[misty tundra]

Basically. If something has a lot of people its gonna be bad

[olive bobcat]

Give me more Kalos

That no makes me mad I will complain about gen 8 gameplay now

[worthy lichen]

suffer

[shell yacht]

ew kalos

suffer

[misty tundra]

Well, Pokémon fans are kinda right tho, Pokémon games are usually garbage

[olive bobcat]

Galar is such a linear region, it's fucking stupid

Spikemuth is a gym puzzle and villain hideout combined into one and it's a FUCKING HALLWAY

[worthy lichen]

not really, thats sonic fans

[kind dove]

idk much about pokemon but looks like its a chaos between pokemon games being shit and the fans being annoying

[shell yacht]

oh is tmrw the pkm thing?

[gilded adder]

Sonic Forces

[misty tundra]

Like most of the fans of everything

[shell yacht]

i hope they announce theyre retiring the entire series

[kind dove]

too

[worthy lichen]

it's to the point where I don't have hope for the new game

they're gonna find some way to mess it up

[misty tundra]

Just go to a fandom page in Twitter, the game doesnt matter

[olive bobcat]

Oh yeah tomorrow is the Pokemon thing

[worthy lichen]

sonic 06 2

[olive bobcat]

Tbh I don't want the franchise to retire, I just want it to change (Legends: Arceus is a great step)

[worthy lichen]

why is it wide again

[olive bobcat]

I like the formula but they need to stop using it for every single game

[misty tundra]

Pokémon Official MMO when

[kind dove]

i actually have a bit of hope for frontiers. i never had any for forces since i saw classic sonic

[muted granite]

why tho, people keep buying the same formula over and over again

i would sell it a hundred times as well

[worthy lichen]

if it ain't broke don't fix it

[gilded adder]

People will also buy new stuff if it's good.

[worthy lichen]

minimal effort for maximum profit

[kind dove]

EA and ubisoft:

[split tide]

yeah it tends towards what makes the most money

[muted granite]

true, but that requires time and effort

[olive bobcat]

From a business standpoint it works, but from a community standpoint (or whatever the term is) long term fans are starting to get tired of it

[split tide]

and if people will always buy the same old same old for the same price there's little need from a business standpoint to change

[worthy lichen]

nintendo don't care tho, so if y'all don't like the games don't buy them

[muted granite]

maybe, but legends arceus was their best selling game on a lot of countries when it came out, so idk how long that would take to affect their profits

[split tide]

for it to change the market needs to change first really

[olive bobcat]

Yeah I don't plan to

[kind dove]

which company cares for anything besides the business standpoint really

[worthy lichen]

sure

[misty tundra]

Team Cherry

[olive bobcat]

And Legends: Arceus is new stuff for the franchise

[muted granite]

indie companies might, sure, AAA? unlikely

[worthy lichen]

nintendo used to be the opposite of how it is now

until they put a businessman in charge.

[misty tundra]

From Software 😎

[worthy lichen]

I'm sure you can tell

[gilded adder]

From GOAT

[muted granite]

game launches with worst performance on pc in the history of their franchise, but sure

[worthy lichen]

from optimization

[gilded adder]

Hahahaha

[worthy lichen]

I will never not make fun of elden ring for that

[misty tundra]

That doesnt mean that they dont care

[olive bobcat]

Elden Ping

[gilded adder]

[olive bobcat]

Besides the optimization Elden Ring is kinda baller tho

[muted granite]

it literally means they couldn't be bothered to take more time to make it actually run properly

[worthy lichen]

I feel like you don't know how this works

[muted granite]

i agree, great game

[gilded adder]

[misty tundra]

Still, whats your point

[hollow terrace]

Welp

[misty tundra]

Life is bussiness, no one works for free

[hollow terrace]

February is dead

2024 Copium

[muted granite]

game optimization sucks ass, that's my point

[worthy lichen]

[misty tundra]

And that means that they only care about money?

[worthy lichen]

it's just only SOME people have issues with ER, and it confuses the fuck out of me

[muted granite]

means they didn't care about the backlash from it, not before they saw the comunity response at least

[misty tundra]

Nah, its everyone unless you fix it

[gilded adder]

I've read some people not having many issues at all from the start.

[worthy lichen]

bitches be like "I have a super computer and I get 30 fps"
"my laptop runs it just fine wdym"

[split tide]

Seems like it varies wildly

[worthy lichen]

which shouldn't have to be the case by default

[muted granite]

might be some compatibility stupidity of cpus and gpus combinations and stuff, happened on some other game before

[misty tundra]

Of course it shouldnt be like that

[kind dove]

well silksong february hope is dead, now the game cant launch this decade anymore

[worthy lichen]

silksong releases when giant enemy fool says it will, relax

[misty tundra]

Silksong is not releasing this year

Im silksong, so believe me

[worthy lichen]

summer 2022

[muted granite]

like, i have a 1060 6gb and my friend with a 2060 runs the game basically as bad as me

[gilded adder]

If we keep talking about this, I'm actually going to cry.

[worthy lichen]

poor jonny, I'm sorry

[misty tundra]

Why did team cherry spoil the second fight against Hornet in Hollow Knight t_t, that was sad

[wind edge]

uh

[muted granite]

wha

[worthy lichen]

[uncut citrus]

this should make you feel better, always works

[worthy lichen]

soldjer

[olive bobcat]

I hope we hear something like this in SS
https://youtu.be/YR5USHu6D6U

[misty tundra]

In the Hunter's book it says "kill one more time to unlock extra dialogue"

[cerulean sable]

ngl

[muted granite]

i mean, i suppose so

[cerulean sable]

it shouldnt but for me music like this is "generic" now

but i blame disney movies for that

[misty tundra]

That spoiled me, i hate them now

[worthy lichen]

yeah

[olive bobcat]

How about this
https://youtu.be/mmCnQDUSO4I

[uncut citrus]

first actual reason someone in #sk-discussion used to say they hate TC

[muted granite]

huh, my discord won't let me hear anything, weird

[kind dove]

same

[worthy lichen]

we gotta sacrifice TC to TC so they can release TC

[cerulean sable]

hmmmm i can give itt a bit of a pass

[cerulean sable]

also iirc this is the guy that got so fucking mad at the USSR he made like the angriest composition as a way of saying fuck you when he was told he needed to make a piece for the Soviet Union

[olive bobcat]

Old composers are lowkey badasses sometimes

[serene chasm]

Some were literal rockstars of the time

[uncut citrus]

@worthy lichen for you i know its you when i see a

[kind dove]

mozart literally has a composition called lick my arse

[olive bobcat]

Les Toreadors though

Great song to put you to bed

[cerulean sable]

callous but hes not wrong

theres also the beethoven composition celebrating napoleon thinking hes gonna bring democracy against the monarchy

then he crowned himself emperor

[worthy lichen]

I do indeed fear every single individual in this channel

[cerulean sable]

beethoven was so fucking pissed, that he didnt even finish his piece

[olive bobcat]

Beethoven, more like Based-thoven

[cerulean sable]

and the title of the piece was scribbled like when you fuck up an answer in an exam

and renamed it after another guy

[uncut citrus]

why do you even know that compositor lore @cerulean sable

[jovial narwhal]

its this lmao... It just took me a while to find a good example

[olive bobcat]

I recently fell into the loophole of watching John Williams receiving awards

[cerulean sable]

you can see how he lined it lmao

[cerulean sable]

because at one point i took an interest in napoleonic wars shit because 1. overall i have an interest in history 2. i played a lot of total war games

maybe 2 influenced 1 i dunno

[kind dove]

what if i use glasses

[olive bobcat]

“I said to Steven, 'I really think you need a better composer than I am for this film. ' And he very sweetly said, 'I know, but they're all dead. '”

• John Williams, receiving the 44th AFI Life Achievement Award

I love this guy

[serene chasm]

And they say video games dont teach you anything

[cerulean sable]

oh yeah its for Schlinder's List right?

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

[uncut citrus]

well me its because i read a few messages on a discord server from someone who at one point i took an interest in napoleonic wars stuff because 1. overall i have an interest in history 2. they played a lot of total war games

[cerulean sable]

its also why learned that standing still and shooting each other in a line isnt as stupid as it sounded for that period

[serene chasm]

Guns sucks and cant aim. Big group shooting is more accurate then one dude shooting

[cerulean sable]

given that

1. muskets are inaccurate as shit so volume of fire is a good thing
2. its super easy to train some random guy how to kill someone within a month because of how guns operate compared to melee weapons/bows
3. cohesion
4. its attributed often times that bayonet charges are still the deciding factor and timing it correctly is what led to the other guys routing

[kind dove]

tldr skill issue of their part

[cerulean sable]

pretty much

[worthy lichen]

I immediately knew the answer

I have no life, my brain is entirely made up of knowledge of the cosmos

did you know that black holes "emit radiation" except not really but kinda sorta but not really?

[kind dove]

uuuh idk what facts i know uuh did you know malcolm x had red hair

[worthy lichen]

[olive bobcat]

Prepare for a random SS pic

[kind dove]

i was not yet prepared

[olive bobcat]

That's your fault

[serene chasm]

stars be like

[worthy lichen]

this new hollow knight dlc looks sick

[kind dove]

big shell dude

[worthy lichen]

quite literally

[serene chasm]

nosong

[worthy lichen]

greymoor

[kind dove]

UP sad music plays

[cerulean sable]

you can disappear people from existing

[worthy lichen]

I can disappear you

[olive bobcat]

Who's to say I haven't already

[worthy lichen]

so that's where GEF went

[kind dove]

aluo was the one that removed lenin from that picture with stalin

[uncut citrus]

i only remove hornets if they arent full

maybe entire would be a better way to say it

[worthy lichen]

what

I'm gonna go back to playing doom 2

have fun coping y'all

[obsidian juniper]

How does that work?

[worthy lichen]

It is LITERALLY quantum physics. you don't wanna know.

however, if you really do...

[serene chasm]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation

[worthy lichen]

or you could do that

[obsidian juniper]

Now i want to know More about it
Gonna wrote it down and search in Google academics

[worthy lichen]

I mean the link is right there

[visual coral]

I hope the hornet statue goes back in stock soon

[serene chasm]

Its already out? dang

[olive bobcat]

"As ever, there's no telling what secrets this next place might hold, what friends might betray us or what enemies might actually aid us on our journey. And so the dance begins again."
I really like this quote from the Edge article

[uncut citrus]

Hornt

[fresh turtle]

All I heard was kill your friends and hug your enemies

[uncut citrus]

No more hornt

[fresh turtle]

No no no
That's just h

[uncut citrus]

Not full hornt removal

[serene chasm]

Lace confirmed to become ally

[uncut citrus]

yea probably

[rustic smelt]

rip ppl who were expecting february 2022 release

[serene chasm]

all 4 of them

[fresh turtle]

I am no knight
Just hollow
And maybe a little knight

[olive bobcat]

Consider the following

[serene chasm]

very possible.

[coarse leaf]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

[uncut citrus]

Yes...?

[coarse leaf]

i forgot what i was gonna say

[worthy lichen]

I'd rather not

forgor*

[serene chasm]

Must have not been important

[olive bobcat]

Kirby forgor

[uncut citrus]

Unless t hats not true casue sometimes you forgor important things

which can be really bad

[worthy lichen]

kirby and the forgor 💀 land

[uncut citrus]

Slimesong werent you going?
and werent i going to sleep?

must be like, the second time youve seen me this late

[worthy lichen]

I will

[uncut citrus]

good doom 2 game or whatever

[worthy lichen]

me when omri

which one of you was curious about how aqua looked

[gilded adder]

When the moon hits your eye like a great pizza pie, that's Omori.

[uncut citrus]

me 30sec before a test i learned by heart just the night before

[worthy lichen]

me when german

[kind dove]

relatable 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[uncut citrus]

extremly relatable

[coarse leaf]

i want kirby game

[worthy lichen]

I want laptop

[uncut citrus]

as i just mentionned today i live in swiss and there even if im not in a german-speaking part of it i should know how to speak it, like enough to actually have interactions and all but so far its

[worthy lichen]

can you help me cheat on my tests

jk I don't cheat, I simply take the L

[kind dove]

well theres kirby dream land, kirby dream land 2, kirbys adventure, kirby pinball land, kirby dream course, kirby super star, kirby star stacker, kirby dream land 3, kirby 64 the crystal shards, kirby nightmare in dreamland, kirby air ride, kirby and the amazing mirror, kirby canvas curse, kirby squeak squad, kirby super star ultra, kirbys epic yarn, kirby mass attack, kirby return to dream land, kirby triple deluxe, kirby fighter deluxe, kirby and the rainbow curse, kirby planet robobot, kirby blowout blast and kirby star allies

[uncut citrus]

german tests?

[worthy lichen]

yes but I was kidding

[uncut citrus]

i probably wont know better than you

i literally forgor basically everything i knew

[worthy lichen]

my issue is memorizing 60 words at a time

for quizzes

[uncut citrus]

havent done any german for a while tho

[kind dove]

if that helps, ich liebe dich means good morning

[worthy lichen]

my teacher gives no fucks

[mortal dragon]

funny

[gilded adder]

OK but what does it actually mean?

[kind dove]

i love you

[uncut citrus]

does it tho? i dont remeber much, but i remeber enough to know that it doesnt work that way

[worthy lichen]

I love me too

[uncut citrus]

yeah thats what i thought
(i mean thats what i thought it meant-)
||(but thats also what i thought maybe??? )||

[worthy lichen]

cease

[kind dove]

thats like the only german sentence i know

[gilded adder]

Guten Morgen is good morning

[worthy lichen]

that was almost a snail moment

[uncut citrus]

sorry i would have usually not included the last part but im tierd-
i shoul realyl go to sleep-

[worthy lichen]

reevers weird moment #59

rookie numbers honestly

[kind dove]

reevers im slowly releasing sleep gas in your room

[worthy lichen]

neurotoxin*

[uncut citrus]

no need, my brain's already doing it

in about 47minutes i shall pass out

[worthy lichen]

byeah I'm gonna sleep too, it's almost 12:30

[kind dove]

its 2:30 am here

[uncut citrus]

makes sense with our timezones difference and how its morning for you when you do daily

[mortal dragon]

then sleep

[uncut citrus]

anyways, bye

[worthy lichen]

yeah I do them between 6am-11am usually

[kind dove]

bye roovers

[uncut citrus]

||(quickly, before you ask about what time it is for me)||

[worthy lichen]

goodkight everyone

[kind dove]

good tight slime

[shell yacht]

its 5am isnt it

[mortal dragon]

tfw its 11am but everyone is going to sleep:

[serene chasm]

Its 11am in the wrong part of the world

[uncut citrus]

||(Noooo we were so close to 30min if silence )||

[cerulean sable]

i hit you with my quad damage rail gun

[serene chasm]

OH SORRY! WERE WE TRYING TO BE QUIET!?

[warm bone]

INERPERETE MY CAPITAL LETTERS AS SCREAMING PLEASE

[serene chasm]

IM NOT SCREAMING

[coarse leaf]

Hi chaat

[serene chasm]

hola

[coarse leaf]

Hi curly

[cerulean sable]

silksong will implement zweihanders

this is a ver ygood news

[coarse leaf]

The hell is a zwei hander

[still owl]

a beautiful weapon

only a hollowed would understand

[kind dove]

dark souls mustache sword

[coarse leaf]

Caiozo!! Hello

Ima play farewell all day tomorrow

[kind dove]

youll probably need all day indeed 😳

[cerulean sable]

when you need a huge chunk of metal to absolutely demolish someone

[coarse leaf]

I don't think ill beat it or anything

[cerulean sable]

look no further

[still owl]

Thank you kind skeletons

[olive bobcat]

why

[cerulean sable]

what the fuck is happening

is it the anninversary?

[olive bobcat]

I think it's that yeah

[cerulean sable]

that was 2 days ago

[serene chasm]

HK trends all the time

[olive bobcat]

What and/or why

[cerulean sable]

least insane metroidvania fandom

[serene chasm]

Comfort. Spiky void tendrils all over the place

[serene chasm]

🇽 Doubt

[odd heron]

Guys, I've got some news

[kind dove]

my comfort character is flukemarm

[coarse leaf]

Caiozo farewell is gonna be pain

[odd heron]

Team Cherry has confirmed that WW3 will start before silksong is realised.

[coarse leaf]

Also i hit 50 hours in celeste

[kind dove]

damn already?

[coarse leaf]

Yes

[odd heron]

Fifty hours on Celeste, rookie numbers....

[cerulean sable]

bad taste joke but ok

[coarse leaf]

I bought it like 25 days ago gimme a break

[odd heron]

But I'm glad your own your way :)

Wait till you see the golden strawberries.

[kind dove]

he swears he will get farewells golden one day

[coarse leaf]

I've got 1/25 :)

Cuz im a gamerrrrr

[odd heron]

Nice! I bought celeste for pc a few days ago (I used to play on the switch and I got like 12 or so gold strawberries, but I did not like the switch controls so I switched over

[coarse leaf]

I will if it's the last thing if i do

[frank mist]

Farewell is dope

[coarse leaf]

has mossbag yet died?

[frank mist]

Farewell golden is not

[coarse leaf]

:(

[odd heron]

Start practicing the mid stages now then, the stuff after the grey heart is bullshit tier.

[frank mist]

Too many

[kind dove]

good question

[coarse leaf]

Like 108 or something

[odd heron]

The same number as an a side plus a b side, plus a c side the size of a b side.

And it is as hard a c side all the way through

Be warned, might want to practice the golden strawberry room in assists mode.

[kind dove]

unless its the golden room

i would recommend giving up

[coarse leaf]

Hm

[kind dove]

reevers °_°

[coarse leaf]

Anyways will be doing farewell for like 6+ maybe more hours tmrw and im scared

[kind dove]

have you reached the glitchy part yet?

[coarse leaf]

Im still at the big room, bunch of key blocks stopping u from going up

[odd heron]

My advice: Connect yourself to an electric shocker that shocks you whenever you die in Celeste so that body has no choice but to get the golden straberry.

[kind dove]

youll become immune to shocks before you do it

anyways evan baby steps

[coarse leaf]

Yesyes im going to sleep now but wish me luck for tomorrow's challenges

[odd heron]

Yeah, b-sides are 15-20 rooms, (they are fun golden strawberries to get ha ha ha 💀

[kind dove]

im slowly getting the c sides ones

[odd heron]

C-side are the best golden strawberries

Well, they are the easiest

The B-sides for chapters 1 and 2 aren't too bad.

[kind dove]

yeah it basically feels like one long hard screen, b sides feel like a long hard level 💀

[odd heron]

You must practice hard screens very hard

But it works

Anyways, I'll be peacing out, I love that this has become a Celeste discussion

Slava Ukraini

[carmine sapphire]

silksong b sides

[kind dove]

i do full clears first try on my new playthroughs now

maybe one time or another i forget one berry in chapter 5 and get pissed off but

so you do full clears with golden? damn my flex was defeated

[uncut citrus]

Well cai I’m actually going to sleep now, you should too

[kind dove]

whats the need of announcing if you werent active

but gn

[uncut citrus]

To tell you too to go

[olive bobcat]

Reevers I never actually looked at your pfp

[hushed wasp]

hello

😳 good morning

[frigid radish]

[proud carbon]

[dusty nimbus]

How else likes lego video games?

[stoic path]

Never played more than that batman game

[hushed wasp]

I have to fill in an entire document about 3 books within a single day because ✨ procrastination ✨

[dusty nimbus]

I mean, if there is no actual reward to doing that much labor except grading then of course you would procrastinate, who wouldn't?

[woven rampart]

I'd do my homework with pleasure if I was paid ngl

[frigid basin]

PoP is as hard as the chapter 2 c-side

but Celeste has way harder shit

[split tide]

Doing hw well now can lead to potential money in the future tbh

[odd plover]

What did I miss

So you people don't know about the upcoming tc interview for the anniversary?

[viral pivot]

huh?

whered you get that info

[last ravine]

Good morning!

[odd plover]

I made it up

[last ravine]

What interview?

[odd plover]

And I will do it again

[last ravine]

Oh. Ok

[coarse leaf]

my source is i made it the fuck up

[iron spear]

this guys out of control

[viral pivot]

oh hi graig

[odd plover]

https://www.teamcherry.com.au/

[odd plover]

Merely a little morning mischief

[last ravine]

Why didn't TC say anything on the 5th anniversary?

[viral pivot]

probs busy on you know what

[odd plover]

Here's a quick tip: never ask anything of importance to a tc member that appeared in chat

[coarse leaf]

you didn't give them jeff bezos as their spouse on the 5th anniversary

you do not deserve their word, period

[iron spear]

what should they have said

[odd plover]

There's nothing to say at this point

[coarse leaf]

graig you probably already know what to expect as an answer

[odd plover]

This chat needs severe amounts of copium

[coarse leaf]

i can brainwash them into believing that the next sonic game is silksong instead

that way they'll not anticipate it

[odd plover]

How did it take you that long to write that

[coarse leaf]

i had a stroke typing silksong

[odd plover]

Silksong

[last ravine]

[coarse leaf]

the woman was too stunned to speak

[odd plover]

Also, did you know team cherry hates their fans?

[iron spear]

I feel TC are kinda locked into the silence

they cant say anything without being bombed with Where is Silksong??? etc

[spare crypt]

true

[odd plover]

Poor leth, dear god

[iron spear]

I mean I get about 10 DMs a day

[coarse leaf]

imagine there are developers who don't even know when their main game's anniversary is

[iron spear]

doing just that

so imagine what they would get

[spare crypt]

although the community did calm down a bit when tc said ‘we’re working on it’

[last ravine]

I doubt they hate us. Only that they don't know how to communicate with us. Or they don't want to. Or whatever. I don't know

[odd plover]

Just send them a "no bitches?" Gif in response

[coarse leaf]

thats cruler (probably spelt wrong)

@iron spear why do you have a team cherry role?

[iron spear]

I slept outside their office last night

[coarse leaf]

cool

[odd plover]

I once wrote an email about how much I love their game and they responded with L + ratio + unfortunately your mom

[odd plover]

He's the forbidden 4th Australian

[last ravine]

?

[iron spear]

You havent unlocked me yet in Hollow Knight

[coarse leaf]

do not email jesus grist at 3am

[coarse leaf]

they probably made that up

"probably"

[iron spear]

You know its a lie when you get to the TC responded part

[odd plover]

I didnt make that up

[coarse leaf]

yes someone else made that up for you

[odd plover]

makes e-mail for people to ask questions
doesn't reply to said questions
doesn't elaborate any further
leaves

I just realized every message I send is a joke of some sort

[iron spear]

What are you me?

[odd plover]

I am doomed to never have a normal interaction

[odd plover]

I am you, and you are me

[iron spear]

tea is future graig. Once I become a homeless outcast to society

[odd plover]

Are we really talking about the future now?

[iron spear]

no 😦

[odd plover]

Tragic

[split tide]

I wonder if there’s something besides past, present and future

[iron spear]

yeah there is graig

[split tide]

True

[odd plover]

To answer that question, we need to talk about parallel universes

[ocean mulch]

Sad

What did you eat at dinner for the anniversary

[coarse leaf]

cold pasta

[ocean mulch]

Croissants with sauce

[odd plover]

Kangaroo

Alright the Australian jokes are getting old

[small goblet]

people

[ashen harbor]

Omg its je sus grist

[carmine sapphire]

[jolly tulip]

Je sustainable grist

[coarse leaf]

je sus gchriesus

[ocean shuttle]

Good morning😳😳😳

[slate pumice]

Good morning

[jolly tulip]

At least ksp 2 is sure so we will have at least 1 good indie game this year guaranteed

Even if ss wont release this year

[young crown]

ksp?

[jolly tulip]

Kerbal space program 2

[young crown]

hmm never heard of it, imma check it out. the other game im waiting for is have a nice death

[jolly tulip]

It will be better than first kerbal space program: multiplayer, better explosions, more parts and super graphics(for kerbal space program)

[bleak scarab]

Oh wow? I honestly expected more but damn-

I feel for bad for them

[odd plover]

I mean yeah, there are some people on hearth who, indeed, speak Russian

I think there's like 7 or something

[sly summit]

hiii any news?

[odd plover]

Can't take them out the equation y'know

[odd plover]

You have no idea what you missed

[sly summit]

Yeah I read evertthing

as this is the only channel that I talk, at least I will give me the job of read everything

[split tide]

Damn you read fast

[odd plover]

Ok, I could pull out the good ol' "there has been no news lol!!!!" But we actually did get... something

[sly summit]

I mean, I read before talking

[split tide]

no news is still news

[odd plover]

Much like a punch is an unreasonably fast pat with your palm closed

[sly summit]

AAAAAA I hate having long hair, my cats plays with it all the time

and its cute but hurts

[odd plover]

Then cut it off

What'd we get?*

#off-topic

[sly summit]

Once my hair tried to kill me, I woke up because it was... idk english... It was around my neck putting pressure lmao

[odd plover]

What's your first language?

[sly summit]

Spanish

[odd plover]

Perfect, so it's mine

[sly summit]

:o

[odd plover]

Send me a friend request, and the word you are looking for is "choking"

[sly summit]

yeah I thought about choking but I wasnt sure

[odd plover]

You may even use "strangle"

[lean rampart]

Is Silksong?

[odd plover]

Why don't you mass ping team cherry and find out

[sly summit]

Yesterday I tried to update my drivers and now I have to format the entire computer because the intel utility installed non compatible drivers >:[

[odd plover]

That's what you get for using intel

[sly summit]

and tomorrow I start university again so I have to repair it fast

[odd plover]

Not to be negative here but your pc is doomed

If you dont fix it within 24 hours it will be broken beyond repair

[sly summit]

I mean, I am used to format computers so I have no problem

but its annoying :/

[odd plover]

Do you have a good pc?

[sly summit]

no lmao

[buoyant osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-nom-nom-mavis-hotel-transylvania-scream-cheese-gif-15912308

[odd plover]

What's the purpose of this gif

[cyan forum]

And just like that he's gone

Like the kiss of an angel

[sly summit]

Thats people tasting ER and realising it doesnt perform well

[cyan forum]

It does if you have a 3060, like meeee

[odd plover]

Oh you do? Fascinating

Do you mind telling me your address and the times your house is left well alone?

[dusty nimbus]

Shit posting because that's all they regard the chat as

[dusty nimbus]

This is not required your graphics will be ours whether you like it or not

[odd plover]

"Ours"?

[nimble radish]

ours

[dusty nimbus]

We live in your walls

[odd plover]

Thanks for telling me where you are

Hopeless souls that scream to an uncaring void forevermore

[dusty nimbus]

Tell them I haven't forgotten the 5 bucks they owe me

[uncut citrus]

They are hopeless, for what would they even want to give them?

Not like there’s any chance they can get better anyways

[ocean shuttle]

REEVERS😳 😳 😳

[uncut citrus]

That is me

[ocean shuttle]

HI 😏

[uncut citrus]

That emote is... suggestive

[coarse leaf]

🐛

[uncut citrus]

graig is beside us all

[coarse leaf]

everyone play Triangle Strategy this Friday, forget about SS 😈

[uncut citrus]

Both emotionally and physically.
He is already next to you.
It is too late to run.

[coarse leaf]

Five Nights At Graig's

[uncut citrus]

Five nights at TC's office, trying to hack the comupters to get silksong, but you forgot.
The graig lurks at night.

yo

[coarse leaf]

Imagine March 1st TC announces SS just to troll us with Feb

[viral pivot]

i came back to chat and this was the first thing i read... i thought you were saying smth like "my hair gained conciousness and was english and wanted to kill me"

[hushed wasp]

WHO

[uncut citrus]

who what-
also hey burd

[ocean shuttle]

Is joebama

[uncut citrus]

i have not been -ing alot lately, especially odd since i am pretty comfy rn, and was yesterday as well

[dusty nimbus]

Welcome back

[uncut citrus]

why are you eating a burgir

gimme

[coarse leaf]

why are you eating a burgraig

[dusty nimbus]

No, that's mine burger go get your own

[sly summit]

Hii any news?

[ocean shuttle]

[coarse leaf]

no

[uncut citrus]

what if i not have moni?

[viral orchid]

[dusty nimbus]

Go get some then

[ocean shuttle]

Reevers are you broke

[uncut citrus]

not really actually

but to get a burgir i would need to go outside, and leave my comfy

[ocean shuttle]

Wtf you go outside?

AAAAAA

You're in a shit of legends lobby reevers

[uncut citrus]

ye

[ocean shuttle]

You're an anomaly reevers

[uncut citrus]

is that any news?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/930585110019964998/image0.gif

[ocean shuttle]

perhaps to someone else

[dusty nimbus]

What burgir do you like the most, I like the ones that are spicy, have an egg or both at the same time

[ocean shuttle]

YOU LIKE EGG BURGIRS?

[uncut citrus]

@keen juniper not again

[dusty nimbus]

Yes

[ocean shuttle]

WHAT THE FUCK I'D RATHER EAT LIZARD LEGS

or snail legs, whatever the fuck reevers eats

[dusty nimbus]

Don't care whose egg it is

[jade canopy]

And what about frogs leg ? Frog burgir anyone ?

[ocean shuttle]

WAIT LEGS DONT HAVE SNAILS

AAAAAA SNAILS DONT HAVE LEGS

[dusty nimbus]

Snail eggs are fucking expensive

[tawny tide]

frog burger🤤

[ocean shuttle]

forg burgir*

wait do snails have legs

[tawny tide]

i dont think so

[ocean shuttle]

@uncut citrus I have to know

[dusty nimbus]

No, they slide around

[uncut citrus]

What

[ocean shuttle]

Do snails have legs

[random fox]

Bomb has been defused

[tawny tide]

dont they just slide around?

[ocean shuttle]

I do this to my cat when she yawns and she just gently bites the finger

[uncut citrus]

Look at em legs

[ocean shuttle]

I knew it

[random fox]

Snailegs

[jade canopy]

Snails don’t have leg
They have an organ known as « foot » that actually has nothing to do with feets

https://urbanfishkeeping.com/how-many-legs-does-a-snail-have/

[tawny tide]

snail eggs kinda look yummy

[random fox]

Id rather eat the grown ones

[ocean shuttle]

Gastropoda cnemis

[random fox]

Ok but why am i getting eldercd

Eating snails is fairly normal

[tawny tide]

i dont think they eat the eggs though

[random fox]

I said id eat the grown ones

Shame on u for eldercing me

[tawny tide]

do people take the shell of when eating snails or do they eat it with the shell?

[random fox]

[jade canopy]

No you take off the shell, which makes them super hard to correctly prepare, or at least it takes a lot of time

[random fox]

They eat them with the shell on, adds abit of danger to the dish

[jade canopy]

Especially since people eat them whole in like 30 seconds

[dusty nimbus]

They eat them but it's not widely known because they're rarely in season and expensive as hell

[tawny tide]

oh right

[random fox]

Who would buy expensive snail eg

[dusty nimbus]

Super rich people

[ocean shuttle]

Why would you eat snails? It's like eating a meaty bubblegum

[jade canopy]

I actually didn’t know that

[ocean shuttle]

Snails are disgusting, fried frogs tho 🤤

no, frog legs are genuinely good

[random fox]

Bunnies 🤤

[dusty nimbus]

Have you ever eaten a snail?

[ocean shuttle]

Ye's i'ts dis'gstin'g

[dusty nimbus]

Meh, I like them

[random fox]

Ive had them deepfried wit crunchy breading it was nice

[tawny tide]

i've never eat snails

and i dont want to really

[random fox]

I havent eaten them in years, mostly did when i was smol and would go out and catch them

Expecialy when it was rainy i would go out and just kidnap snails all day

[carmine sapphire]

people eat snails???

[random fox]

Ye

[carmine sapphire]

i mean i knew that but just why???

[olive bobcat]

Why is this coming up for the 3rd time

[random fox]

Y not

[tawny tide]

the texture of them look weird

[olive bobcat]

We've talked about eating snails for three days in a row

[random fox]

When cooked they arent slimy

[dusty nimbus]

Why are you surprised? Some secluded tribes still are cannibalistic (very few but still exist)

[uncut citrus]

IKR I guess #sk-discussion became French

[carmine sapphire]

i mean its not surprising animals eat their owns species, ots mostly humans that dont do it probably

[carmine sapphire]

OH NO

[dusty nimbus]

Snails are also eaten at Crete

[uncut citrus]

Too late, I infected it

[olive bobcat]

Śîlkśœńg

[carmine sapphire]

are you french or smth

[dusty nimbus]

I remember eating cooked snail from a bowl with a toothpick to get them out

[nimble radish]

reevers is an alien

[carmine sapphire]

a french alien?

[dusty nimbus]

They're quite nice, perfect as a treat tbh and their texture isn't slimy as they become tense when they're cooked

Who else hates too liquid jello?