sk-discussion

[nimble radish]

you're thinking of MEDCs and LEDCs

[stark estuary]

Better than talking about release dates anyway

[grizzled nimbus]

yeah youre right

[lost coyote]

we're edging dangerously close to politics

[serene chasm]

Forward I say. I want chaos

[coarse leaf]

Graig is watching us and advising TC to bring in politics to SS

[brittle garnet]

I dunno, I think it's fairly useful to know if a country has developed infrastructure

[opaque sigil]

Not really controversial though

[serene chasm]

Even if I have to go do stuff

[opaque sigil]

Except that's not really a binary thing

[strange pawn]

Healthcare Insurance should be illegal

[coarse leaf]

several people are typing

[lost coyote]

hornet is a right wing extremist

[coarse leaf]

We are gonna see Hornet fighting during another cold war between modern Hallownest and Pharloom

[serene chasm]

Yeah. Most political talk just devolves into shitting on america anyways

[opaque sigil]

Fair

[stark estuary]

No that was the Battle of The Blackwyrm

[brittle garnet]

everybody hates their own country the most anyway

[coarse leaf]

No you

[stark estuary]

I love the queen

[strange pawn]

Bruh just got censored

[lost coyote]

nah I hate mars the most

so boring theres nothing there

[serene chasm]

I like Canada, but do know we are not perfect

[grizzled nimbus]

i don't really like my country, but also i wouldnt want to live anywhere else

[viral pivot]

i like living in england, but politics here is a nightmare rn

[last ravine]

That's how I feel as well

[coarse leaf]

I live in texsas and i've heard people talk about politics and one guy called the civil war the war of northern aggression

[strange pawn]

Brexit?

[small goblet]

dprk moment

[lost coyote]

ikr I cannot take all the politics news in the last week

[opaque sigil]

afaik politics have been sorta deteriorating in a lot of places lately

[stark estuary]

"rn"? It's been a nightmare for as long as I can remember.

[lost coyote]

boris johnson stuff

[viral pivot]

no one talks about that on the news anymore

[serene chasm]

You guys are still on that? Let it go man, it happened like 150 years ago

[strange pawn]

Y'all should just leave the EU but give free traveling to Northern Ireland

[coarse leaf]

i'm from scotland

[nimble radish]

believe me, brexit isn't the worst thing that's happened lately

[opaque sigil]

Yeah that's.... a separate issue

[coarse leaf]

I just live in texsas

[lost coyote]

I havent heard the news mention brexit in like a year lmao

[coarse leaf]

downing street party

[stark estuary]

Parties*

[coarse leaf]

brexit makes my amazon packages take forever

[lost coyote]

500 parties*

[coarse leaf]

lol

[west jasper]

ya, 11 consecutive years of conservative rule have been a much bigger problem

[nimble radish]

covid rules are for the commoners, we can do whatever we want

[lost coyote]

and we can also blackmail our mps

[strange pawn]

Yeah! Down with covid regulati‐

[stark estuary]

Partygate is admittedly a lot more interesting than hearing BoJo losing his notes and talking about Peppa Pig World

[opaque sigil]

God the way in which covid was politicized in America is infuriating

[strange pawn]

I regret to inform DisKord has passed away due to covid

[viral pivot]

and boris had the audacity to think saying "sorry i didnt know it was against the rules" as the PM who was telling the rules to everyone was ok

[lost coyote]

no that was just hilarious

[sage glade]

🏅 he shall be given a herman cain award

[stark estuary]

He also said it was a "work event"

[serene chasm]

God the way in which~~ covid ~~ everything
was politicized in America is infuriating

[west jasper]

he just doesnt care. he's a con man. his name isnt even boris.

[coarse leaf]

in texsas they took away the mask mandate and i've had covid 3 times

it's not that bad just a fever

[lost coyote]

if he didnt realise there was a party happening in his garden then it must have been a really shit party

[last ravine]

Everything is being politicized in the world these days

[strange pawn]

Consider you just got the flu

[coarse leaf]

my guy literally went to a "bring your own booze" party and has the audacity to tell everyone he thought it was a work event i kinda respect it honestly

[opaque sigil]

Well yeah but covid especially, I mean it's literally become common practice to actively oppose literally any measures taken to reduce the spread of covid

[coral glacier]

What are the chances to survive covid?

[lost coyote]

0 sadly

[coarse leaf]

99.99

98.2%

[opaque sigil]

High but that's not really the point

[coarse leaf]

I just had a fever if anything

[viral pivot]

becuase 'garden' and 'party' says work

[nimble radish]

depends on age group and such

[serene chasm]

Survival is a shitty metric anyways

[viral pivot]

yeah

[stark estuary]

Comorbidities

[brittle garnet]

people under 30 have an abysmal risk of anything serious happening

[sage glade]

fax. some people are left permanently damaged in their lungs

[coral glacier]

Pog, so im immortal

[coarse leaf]

covid has definitely been the subject of a ridiculous amount of fear mongering

[opaque sigil]

It's not that covid will kill most people it infects, it's that it infects a lot of people and overflows hospitals and other medical facilities, so not only do a ton of people still die from covid but it also makes the healthcare system almost useless

[coarse leaf]

yee

[strange pawn]

1/1000 still leaves 1 dead

[brittle garnet]

it's less than that

[strange pawn]

Dont take the risk man

[lost coyote]

im just imagining some poor person joining the server and coming to #sk-discussion to discuss their cool hyped game and seeing this

[nimble radish]

england not having regulations at all for a while

[coral glacier]

Wdym, this is just the covid dlc

[last ravine]

🤣

[coarse leaf]

hey guys can anyonr confirmm silkfebr

[lost coyote]

boris just cancelled them to make himself look better

[stark estuary]

Unless you're NHS staff, then you get sacked if you're not boosted

[west jasper]

yep theres many long term effects which are not talked about at all. As far as the gov is concerned, if you didnt die, then you are "recovered". As someone still suffering from long term effects after 6 months I can attest that is very much not the case

[viral pivot]

I mean i dont want covid, cause even if im not likely to have anything serious my parents might be a bit more vulnerable

[nimble radish]

I was talking about pre lockdown, they didn't want to lockdown in the first place

[strange pawn]

Is a BBQ or house party really worth risking your life?

[coarse leaf]

"sickly sadness" discussion

[stark estuary]

Well yes because lockdowns are extremely bad for the economy

[opaque sigil]

And those of others around you

[lost coyote]

I didnt mean to react with the bed but aight ig

[nimble radish]

which is understandable, I guess
but clearly didn't work out the way they wanted

[small goblet]

yeah we should move to #hk-meme

[serene chasm]

depends? Southern BBQ? Yes. British BBQ? No

[coarse leaf]

bro they're making the holy Zote BBQ

[lost coyote]

invasion!!!

[coarse leaf]

depends how good the party is

[west jasper]

so is a population rifled with long term health effects

[coarse leaf]

or complete off topic

i have to do anything to get the Zote BBQ

[viral pivot]

what ARE the long term effects?

[small goblet]

nah this discussion is pretty on topic

[opaque sigil]

There are a bunch of weird ones

[lost coyote]

we are discussing the infection

[coarse leaf]

On the brightside we have population control!

[strange pawn]

Woe is me, the economy.

[coarse leaf]

you'll likely make a full recovery

more death better alone time!

[obsidian juniper]

We need to go to #hk-lore then

[stark estuary]

I know. But the damage done to the economy is still the reason governments are reluctant to impose them.

[opaque sigil]

Reluctance is understandable

[sage glade]

sorry that happened to you, hope it gets better

[west jasper]

Thanks

I hope so too

[brittle garnet]

did you have it before or after getting vaccinated

[lost coyote]

so guys whens the covid 19: silksong release date

[strange pawn]

Hope you don't die

[coarse leaf]

bro i had a fever and the worst part was like, a sore throat

[west jasper]

1 week after my first jab

[serene chasm]

oof

[brittle garnet]

[viral pivot]

about a week after my second jab i threw up for the first half the day

[coarse leaf]

i've had covid it was fine

[brittle garnet]

that sucks

[lost coyote]

I'm pretty sure I havent had covid yet im invincible

[opaque sigil]

For you

[serene chasm]

Ive never had it. Yall suck

[coral glacier]

Would you guys go to a heavy covid house party for a chance to grab a copy of silksong

[last ravine]

I had Covid and I didn't have any symptoms. Just was unable to smell anything for a few days

[coarse leaf]

yea i'm young and healthy it's to be expected

[lost coyote]

yes

[stark estuary]

"Long Covid" is indeed a thing that exists, and that's one of the worries surrounding Omicron. While it may be less virulent than Delta some experts believe that the easing of restrictions prematurely will lead to problems later down the line.

[opaque sigil]

"I had covid and it didn't kill me so it isn't that dangerous" is a bullshit line of reasoning

[strange pawn]

I'd go in a hazmat suit

[sage glade]

the worst that happened to me was losing the sense of smell. it ain't a meme folks

[dire kindle]

Lmao tell me who wouldn't

[lost coyote]

the opposite is also bullshit reasoning

[coarse leaf]

Half the people don't understand this

[opaque sigil]

Opposite being...?

[coral glacier]

Me, cuz silksong is overrated. Its all about that solataire

[coarse leaf]

i wasn't invalidating the lethality of it i was just putting in my personal experience

should we move to offtopic, cause one guy could ping us all

[lost coyote]

"this person has covid and died therefore it is objectively dangerous"

[opaque sigil]

Except it's not an isolated thing

[nimble radish]

logical opposite is "I didn't have covid and I died"

[viral pivot]

XD

[lost coyote]

neither is having it and not dying

[stark estuary]

"I survived being shot, therefore, guns cannot be used to kill people."

[opaque sigil]

Nobody is saying it's deadly case-by-case

[nimble radish]

guns don't kill people, blood loss and organ damage kills people

[stark estuary]

cannot be used

[opaque sigil]

The issue is that it infects a lot of people and so it kills a lot of people, even if it only kills a small percentage of those it infects

[coral glacier]

Guns are good

[obsidian juniper]

I think that theres an concensus that if nobody talks about silksong chat can be offtopic

[sage glade]

falling doesn't kill you, rapidly coming to a stop does

[coarse leaf]

My mental health didn't get affected by P5 therefore P5 is not lethal

[opaque sigil]

COVID has killed like five and a half million people at least

[coral glacier]

And yes im texan how did you know

[lost coyote]

I'm just saying most cases arent even close to deadly, but enough are deadly that it can be a problem and there is more of a in between

[brittle garnet]

I don't trust official statistics

[serene chasm]

yeeehaaaw

[opaque sigil]

The point isn't that most cases are deadly

[strange pawn]

🤡

[coarse leaf]

how many times papers would you have to fold paper to blow up a japanese city?

[opaque sigil]

The point is that enough cases are that it's a serious problem

[coral glacier]

This channel is getting to political, so im going to a better channel #hk-meme

[stark estuary]

There are many problems associated with Covid aside from the death toll.

[lost coyote]

see my issue is how are we supposed to solve the problem? it's been 2 years it's clearly not going away even with vaccines

[opaque sigil]

To discount it as a threat based on an individual's chances of death or other complications being relatively low and ignore the bigger picture is disingenuous

[sage glade]

this chat is so poe's law

[strange pawn]

Covid is like the lottery, but if you win instead of getting money you get symptoms

[dire kindle]

Yeah it's been total disaster. Like are we ever getting rid of this thing

[brittle garnet]

most hospitals will put the cause of death as Covid if the deceased was infected even if they had other serious health problems at the time

[viral pivot]

yeah

[opaque sigil]

No, but it will eventually become just another background disease

[dire kindle]

Which is also a problem

[lost coyote]

I feel like the only two options we have left are either just live with it or keep putting on lockdowns on and off forever

[opaque sigil]

They're not the only options

[dire kindle]

True, but how long is that gonna take? Its been 2 years and nothing has changed really

[brittle garnet]

I think a lot of offcial covid related statistics are being manipulated in order to fearmonger

[opaque sigil]

As long as it does

[coral glacier]

Option 3. We nuke the earth, therefore no virus

[lost coyote]

what else is there, we've already done vaccines

[coarse leaf]

covids lethality does not even come close to warranting permanent on and off lockdowns

[coarse leaf]

how many times would you have to fold paper to blow up a japanese city? This could help

[lost coyote]

covid isnt just gonna up and leave to mars

[serene chasm]

Giant Asteroid 2024 baby

[sage glade]

don't look up 🙈

[opaque sigil]

Common sense measures, limit public gatherings, wear masks, etc

[coral glacier]

Answer is silksong

[lost coyote]

well there's option 2

[coarse leaf]

its never coming : {

[opaque sigil]

That's not a lockdown

Masking isn't a lockdown

[lost coyote]

I meant restrictions generally

[coral glacier]

Common sense is kinda rare, to see in this world

[opaque sigil]

Not what you said

[lost coyote]

what I meant

[sage glade]

common't sense

[opaque sigil]

Keeping common sense restrictions around is very sustainable

[viral pivot]

ironic as its called "common" sense

[lost coyote]

these restrictions havent done much for us so far tho it it's still a problem

[coral glacier]

Yep

[opaque sigil]

They have helped. Masks aren't magic, they just reduce transmission

[lost coyote]

I thought the point of the restrictions and the vaccines was to stamp out the virus but if it's just gonna be here forever then what's the point in even trying

[coarse leaf]

its called that cause every one else is so "quriky"

[opaque sigil]

"This measure hasn't completely eradicated the disease therefore it is entirely pointless" is not a strong argument

[nimble radish]

if the restrictions haven't done much you should see how we'd be without them

[robust pecan]

also keep in mind a large portion of the population refuses to wear masks / vaccinate

[lost coyote]

I meant the restrictions havent stopped us from needing them in future, they just exist forever now apparently which is something that we've never had to do in recent history

[coarse leaf]

covids ridiculously infectious nature makes it next to impossible to eradicate completely, stopping the majority of potential infections is the point of the measures

[lost coyote]

i am vaccinated and wear a mask but at some point the public will get bored and it will just stop

[opaque sigil]

Erasing a disease completely is never really an option

[coarse leaf]

It's just gonna be like the flu in like 5 years : |

[coarse leaf]

true, but i feel this is particularly true for covid

[opaque sigil]

At which point there may be a surge of new infections, possibly necessitating a return to masking.

So why stop

[brittle garnet]

fun fact in my country more vaccinated people are infected than un-vaccinated

[viral pivot]

rip

[opaque sigil]

What percentage of people are vaccinated, and what are the mortality rates

[sage glade]

that's already happened where i live, even tho we're only 60% vaxxed

[lost coyote]

a point will come when no one will care honestly, that's not my viewpoint but I'm just saying for the general public

[viral pivot]

which country are you from?

[coarse leaf]

i'm sure the vaccinated people will fare far better

[brittle garnet]

Poland

about half of the population is vaccinated

[opaque sigil]

Vaccinations don't prevent infection they just better equip your immune system to fight it off

[coarse leaf]

^

[brittle garnet]

yeah, except the narrative is that it will prevent infection

[opaque sigil]

It reduces transmission somewhat, doesn't prevent infection

[brittle garnet]

I know, but that's not the narrative

[lost coyote]

tbf the media claimed it would prevent infection, which it doesn't and that fuels conspiracy even more

[viral pivot]

anyways now they're all talking about boosters where i am (england)

[brittle garnet]

it doesn't fuel conspiracy, it fuels actual concerns

[lyric stump]

[lost coyote]

concerns about the government injecting us with 5g tracking chips arent concerns

[coarse leaf]

anti-vaxxers r the bane of society

[brittle garnet]

ok but that's like, a super tiny subset

[uncut citrus]

how does hornet even gets the lifeblood injected the needle goes thought her

[robust pecan]

that's not the narrative, the public is just stupid

[opaque sigil]

Eh that sort of mentality has been legitimized in us politics

[nimble radish]

why does she have such a big needle anyway

[coarse leaf]

media always has a narrative

[lost coyote]

and the side effects argument for the vaccines is bad too, the effects from having covid on a broad scale are worse

[brittle garnet]

the side effects for the vaccines haven't been studied rigorously enough

[robust pecan]

the narrative is not that the vaccines prevent you from getting it though

[brittle garnet]

it is in my country

[strange pawn]

Anti-vax

[brittle garnet]

lmao no, I'm ok with vaccines in general

[opaque sigil]

What significant side effects have been documented

[robust pecan]

only the blood-clotting

[lost coyote]

the side effects are way more uncommon than covids "side effects" so who cares

[opaque sigil]

That's super rare

[robust pecan]

for J&J

[coarse leaf]

yall want to talk about silksong

[lost coyote]

go away

[coarse leaf]

the vaccines have a tremendous amount of testing backing them

[robust pecan]

what's the to talk about

[strange pawn]

Lmao no, cough im ok with vacc‐ cough, cough cough -eneral

[coarse leaf]

ouch

[strange pawn]

Disease vector

[opaque sigil]

Vaccines in general are pretty safe

[uncut citrus]

side effect of the vaccine includes: lost of life in the body, from vital organs deficiency as they have been pierced by a friking arm-sized needle

[lost coyote]

get a mod to rename this vaccine-discussion

[coarse leaf]

vaccines are one of the most effective weapons we have to fight against disease

[solemn warren]

hello people of the internet, its me, the knight who s been waiting for hollow knight silksong 3 years in a row! dont believe me? look at my profile picture!.

[nimble radish]

the lifeblood counteracts that

[brittle garnet]

yeah vaccines in general are pretty safe except mRNA vaccines haven't been tested on humans to the degree that most other vaccines need to be tested to be accepted into the market. Covid vaccines were approved conditionally without fulfilling all the requirements for that.

[nimble radish]

have we tried swords and guns

[uncut citrus]

ok but-

[coarse leaf]

Quarril is not vaccinated, however he wears Monnomons mask and doesn't get infected

[coarse leaf]

i tried but i couldn't make one small enough

[uncut citrus]

gunswords works for everything anyways

[uncut citrus]

quarril is my fav characterrrr OMGGM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/930585110019964998/image0.gif

[coarse leaf]

w o w grape

im slowley steering back to silksong

[solemn warren]

he suicides

[strange pawn]

Mask Maker is why covid doesn't exist in Hollownest

[solemn warren]

in the blu lake

[opaque sigil]

And yet they've been widely used for a while now with not much in the way of documented detriment

[glass vigil]

I can do it better, check it out.
Insert silknever joke here and let’s wait for someone to demolish me with facts and logic

[brittle garnet]

not long-term detriment

[uncut citrus]

NOOOO quarll is not dead i saw him at the rainig town just earier todaye when i plaied 😡

[solemn warren]

do you want spoilers?

[uncut citrus]

PEL KIG

[solemn warren]

what?

[coarse leaf]

white lady took quarantining too seriously

the infection never would've happened if the citizens of hallownest practiced proper social distancing

[solemn warren]

i wanna visit her so bad... so she can teach me about the history of hallownest of course

[uncut citrus]

whit ladybug is the one that giv you the flower righ????

[coarse leaf]

[solemn warren]

[viral pivot]

tree

[carmine sapphire]

[grizzled nimbus]

Are you writing like that on purpose or not?

[opaque sigil]

Take a wild guess

[uncut citrus]

ladybug aret three you dummy

[sage glade]

question is, how does one write something not on purpose?

[grizzled nimbus]

I mean the grammar

[uncut citrus]

gramar*

[opaque sigil]

Fimmat is asking if it's ironic or not, presumably

[sage glade]

granma*

[uncut citrus]

okay fine ill stop this was supposed to just be one message but then-

[strange pawn]

Granamamamamamananmaannamar

[uncut citrus]

idk i found it funny

[sage glade]

me too, calling CoT raining town was too good

[grizzled nimbus]

ss-discussion is a cursed chat room

[coral glacier]

Salubra is

[obsidian juniper]

The server has -69 Sanity rn

[strange pawn]

Halp i an stuck in rain town the door close no geo to buy stag pls halp am soft lock?

[coral glacier]

Youre not soft locked

Just grind geo from mobs and buy stag

[uncut citrus]

might i add this all started because "quirrel" was misspelt here

looks now sherma looks like hes looking my way

[strange pawn]

If start new game because im softlock will i lose all my catererpillar

They are so hard to find

[grizzled nimbus]

Omg i cant handle this

[uncut citrus]

NAO thesy phly to you're new sav

[tawdry valley]

Start a new game? Do you mean new save or reloading your current save

[obtuse ravine]

you will lose catererpillar in new game

[strange pawn]

Uninstal and start gain

I play crack cause no money for stem

[sage glade]

[tawdry valley]

ah. I can't say for sure regarding cracked files

[uncut citrus]

(DisKord it doesnt work if you only use a few spelling errors)

[tawdry valley]

You can still probably back up the save though

[strange pawn]

Shtu up am good

[sage glade]

shup

[obtuse ravine]

you can use another save too, but in my opinon better option would be just getting some geo , if you need, it's a lot faster

[uncut citrus]

what if instead we do another Gartic phone thing, that was cool

[opaque sigil]

DisKord I think you did too good a job

[strange pawn]

Nop gek

[tawdry valley]

Yeah yeah.

[obsidian juniper]

At this rate the chat will start talking in uwu by the end of march

[strange pawn]

Ned new sve

[uncut citrus]

welp actually yesterday that was in like 4h later, so maybe not rn

[obtuse ravine]

hornuwu

[strange pawn]

Rain tkwn is trap unles rich

[uncut citrus]

its not funny if its not obvious enough smh yall dont know how to do it good

[sage glade]

y'all running it to the ground now

[strange pawn]

[tawdry valley]

In my defense, I recognized him but never put it past them to type like that normally

I'll consider raising my expectations someday

[strange pawn]

Hw to beet the watch knjght is two many help

Ifninit?

[obtuse ravine]

ifninit.

[strange pawn]

So wby evan fgiht them if igninit

[uncut citrus]

at least one word in full cap, a good 40% of the other misspelt, confidentially saying something false, mentioning how early in the game i am, base discord emote (bonus point for angry or shocked one), and thats how you do it

[obtuse ravine]

you don't have too, just go to elder bug and have ifninit talk with him

[sage glade]

give flour to olderbug, he will will give you tips

[strange pawn]

I cannet takk fkr ifinit :sda:

[obtuse ravine]

then talk finit

[strange pawn]

How emote

[obtuse ravine]

[elfin swift]

you need to give the watchers a delicate flower to avoid a fight

[strange pawn]

It no work :upset:

[elfin swift]

pacifist run hollow knight

[strange pawn]

Ok thaks

[uncut citrus]

okay i am actively losing braincells now please stop i cant-

i know i stated it but after a while it has negative effects on your will to live

[elfin swift]

try taking a vacay to raintown, it's very relaxing

[uncut citrus]

rainig town*

[strange pawn]

Also hwo to frind man tits i saw fiebprn do it but i don no hwo theh keep atck me

[obtuse ravine]

maybe he doesn't have geo too, like diskord

[obsidian juniper]

Its to late,yu jave tiched chat the dark arts uwu

[uncut citrus]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[strange pawn]

I want frind man tits

[uncut citrus]

What.

[obtuse ravine]

you just join multiplayer, you can activate in in options

[feral falcon]

what the actual heck is happening here

[strange pawn]

Mayb they gve geo to levae rain tkwn

[uncut citrus]

oh. mantis. oh.

[obtuse ravine]

then ask them for some, so you can join them

[strange pawn]

Ok :hapoymantits:

:txascaterpillar:

:hatcaterpillar:

[obsidian juniper]

:sote:

[strange pawn]

Hwo emte

Rip i gtg

[opaque sigil]

Joke just kept going

[true vine]

this was not a good time to check this chat

[uncut citrus]

it all started with one misspelt "quirrel", and when i realised it was getting too long it was already too late

[feral falcon]

I would have many questions, but I know how #sk-discussion is so I don't mind anymore

[uncut citrus]

but now it seems to have calmed down

[shell yacht]

[stone current]

[feral falcon]

I'm having an aneurysm, please hel p

[opaque sigil]

copypasta moment

[uncut citrus]

:PEL_KIG: moment

[shell yacht]

copypasta moment

[random fox]

Hep

[feral falcon]

Quirrel? More like Squirrel, amirite?

[uncut citrus]

and so another 50 horribly spelt messages were sent

[stone current]

Gm hope u have a nice rest

(Typo intended)

[feral falcon]

Hello everyone, it's me, Hornet Silksong, and I have brand new announcements about Silksong! It's coming out

[uncut citrus]

...morning?...?

[feral falcon]

Good Might

[stone current]

Good morning hope u have a nice rest

[uncut citrus]

no i mean, werent you supposed to go to sleep 5h ago?

[cunning geode]

good mourning

[uncut citrus]

[stone current]

Wait who what

Im just here for ss discussion that is all about silksong when

[olive ermine]

I cant believe it, silksong, in a week

[feral falcon]

If silksong doesn't release february first 2022, I'm going to burn the father, and feed the child

[uncut citrus]

you said you ate choclate to stay up longer... its been 5h... have you even slept?

[shell yacht]

well your dad better start running

[stone current]

Secretly part of grimm troupe

[stone current]

No

Im busy reading fanfics (not what u think)

[uncut citrus]

this doesnt make me less concered in any ways.

[stone current]

Songsilk

[random fox]

How can we trust u

[stone current]

Trust me I'm trustworthy

[random fox]

U take genshin impact accounts as payment

[opaque sigil]

wut

[stone current]

O yeah I do it for giveaways anyway

[random fox]

Read their bio

[weary elm]

pls guys that are obsessed about silksong pls tell me its coming out this year

[stone current]

[opaque sigil]

How would a genshin account function as a payment

[random fox]

February 30th alredy announced

[feral falcon]

It came out 2 years ago dude, don't you remember the Hornet dlc?

[random fox]

Idk

[lapis oar]

did i miss anything?

[stone current]

Some characters are limited only and some ppl missed those characters and didnt get it so

[uncut citrus]

i think you should really go to sleep @stone current, and as mentioned before that comes from me so yeah thats how you know your sleep schedule is really messed up

[stone current]

What if

[uncut citrus]

No.

[random fox]

Ill give u exclusive genshin acc if u sleep

It has breath of the wild on it

[stone current]

😱

[feral falcon]

Genshin Impact: Breath of the Wild

[random fox]

Breath of the weebs

[stone current]

Damn... yk what Ill sleep looking forward to it in several hours gn

[brittle garnet]

based Loader pfp

[random fox]

Gn 👍

[feral falcon]

Good night, fellow stranger whomst I just meet

[random fox]

@brittle garnet why is the bottom pancake in ur pfp a square

[opaque sigil]

It's not a pancake

[random fox]

What is it

[opaque sigil]

A claw

[random fox]

It looks like pancake

[sinful flare]

Good might

[feral falcon]

I think that's a roasted crab, or a burnt crab

[random fox]

A slightly burnt pancake that is

[sage glade]

crabcake :D

[sinful flare]

A slightly burnt crab on a roasted pancake

[opaque sigil]

why burnt?

[sage glade]

crake

[sinful flare]

I mean a roasted crab on a slightly burnt pancake

[random fox]

Cuz pancakes arent that dark

[brittle garnet]

it's a crab

[feral falcon]

I knew it

[random fox]

Its a pancake

[opaque sigil]

Just post the full image again

[opaque sigil]

crab

[feral falcon]

My profile pic is squidward pogging, I don't know if I should feel ashamed or what

[brittle garnet]

Atergatis Integerrimus btw, juvenile form

[random fox]

It looks like 70% pancake and 30% crab

So its more pancake then it is crab

[sage glade]

looks like doracake

[random fox]

One on right looks like crab tho

[feral falcon]

Now that you posted this image, it seems like it's a crab plush, idk why

[opaque sigil]

It does kinda look fuzzy ig

[brittle garnet]

it's cute right

[opaque sigil]

[brittle garnet]

i like its eyes

[random fox]

Wait its supposted to be a real living crab

[brittle garnet]

yes, it is

[feral falcon]

did you guys know that probably every being in existence will slowly evolve into crabs?

[brittle garnet]

it's an actual living crab

[random fox]

Okay i was joking abit with the pancake stuff but theres no way thats a real living creature

Its a plushie

[opaque sigil]

https://xkcd.com/2314/

xkcd: Carcinization

Nature abhors a vacuum and also anything that's not a crab.

[brittle garnet]

it's called the "Red Egg Crab", but only the juveniles look like this

[opaque sigil]

"Nature abhors a vacuum and also anything that's not a crab."

[feral falcon]

I want to be a crab

[sinful flare]

Hello guys. I have important news. I must carcinizate myself in order to

[random fox]

@brittle garnet one on right looks somewhat real but one on left is plushie

[brittle garnet]

nope, its claws and legs are just folded underneath its carapace

[random fox]

No

Its a plushie

[brittle garnet]

dude, I wish

[cunning geode]

yeah the eyes are too real for it to be a plushie

[opaque sigil]

Camouflage maybe? Kinda looks like a rock

[brittle garnet]

I fucking wish it was a plushie so I could buy one

[random fox]

Well even if it isnt u can still buy one probably but it isnt, its a plushie

[brittle garnet]

I think it makes it look kinda like a flipped seashell?

[feral falcon]

Maybe the plushie is actually a living crab, that got cursed, and turned alive

[brittle garnet]

only thing i could think of

[random fox]

What about the other 99% of it

[opaque sigil]

It definitely wouldn't be immediately identifiable as a crab from directly above

[cunning geode]

nature is good at tricking you

[brittle garnet]

plushies don't look like that

[random fox]

Crabs also dont look like that

[opaque sigil]

They do

[brittle garnet]

I even have a picture

[random fox]

It looks fuzzy

[cunning geode]

some crabs are fuzzy

[random fox]

Ur fuzzy

[feral falcon]

The crab of Schrödinger, it may or may not be a plush, we just have to be present there to be certain

[opaque sigil]

It does but it isn't, probably just something about the patterning

[brittle garnet]

not really, it looks velvet-y, but that's just because its shell is rather smooth

[random fox]

My life is a lie

[cunning geode]

yeti crab

[random fox]

Well anyways can u make crabcakes with it

[opaque sigil]

Yeti crabs are wild

[brittle garnet]

yeti crabs aren't actually crabs iirc right?

[opaque sigil]

Time to google "weird crabs" and be entertained for a good while

[random fox]

That looks like a beetle who stole a crabs claws

[cunning geode]

apparently yeti crabs are related to hermit crabs, less so "true crabs"

[opaque sigil]

Hell yeah

Look at that beaut

[random fox]

RGB crab

[feral falcon]

Look at this big fella (Yes, it is a coconut crab)

[opaque sigil]

Coconut crabs are wild

[cunning geode]

coconut crabs can get even bigger than that

[brittle garnet]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/icpxBzv1PE-UXoLfpYf_vEoyi-baXEnlfDtYKI0B9mw/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/341321644670976010/933310491898564608/yxTdfjR.png

[vagrant umbra]

Wheatley turned himself into a crab.

[random fox]

Arent coconut crabs the mfs that are rumored to have eaten that 1 girl that was stranded alone on an island

[nimble radish]

you mean amelia earheart

[random fox]

Yea i forgot her name

[brittle garnet]

well yeah but they would have just eaten her corpse after she died

[vagrant umbra]

Wheatley! Wheatley Crab!

[opaque sigil]

I mean they're big but it'd probably be hard for a coconut crab to kill a person, since people are also pretty damn big

[brittle garnet]

yeah exactly

[random fox]

Probably wasnt only 1, and wasnt she hurt alredy?

[brittle garnet]

doesn't matter

[feral falcon]

let's change this channel name to #crab-discussion

[random fox]

Also are these crabs fast, cuz if they are that would be scary

[opaque sigil]

Is there literally any evidence that she got eaten by crabs or is it just "hey these are things that exist and the body was never found"

[brittle garnet]

they aren't particularly fast

[brittle garnet]

well they live in the general area where she is presumed to have died

[random fox]

Are we talking snail speed or smth more like angry turtle speed

[brittle garnet]

angry turtle maybe slower

[random fox]

Shit

[opaque sigil]

So just "these are things that exist in the general area where we think she died and the body was never found"

Angry turtles can be pretty fast tbf

[brittle garnet]

yeah it's not a particularly solid theory but it's not particularly unlikely either

[feral falcon]

crabs are kinda fast tho? aren't they? like, not as fast as a human, for example, but they're alot faster than turtles

[random fox]

There are some fast ones, the fastest one known is mr krabs when he overdoses on ketamine

[opaque sigil]

Turtles are faster than people think, but yeah, some crabs can zoom

[stone current]

Repurposing ss discussion to crab discussion 😘

[random fox]

They made a popular game about that too

[brittle garnet]

yeah but not Hermit crabs

[stone current]

Okay fine im sleeping fr gn

[brittle garnet]

Hermit crabs are a lot slower

[opaque sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZ0VEjJZs4

Goes pretty fast ig

[brittle garnet]

seeing it galloping backwards is funny

[feral falcon]

"Ahoy spongebob I've overdosed on ketamine and i'm going to die, arghargharghargh!"

[random fox]

Shell lads are scary, theres also shrimp that can slap with the speed of a bullet and another shrimp that can create temperature hotter than the sun with its slap

[opaque sigil]

Mantis and pistol shrimp, respectively

[random fox]

Indeed

[opaque sigil]

Yeah they crazy

[nimble radish]

mantis shrimp are so violent

[brittle garnet]

i mean they use it to crack clam and crab shells so I think a human wouldn't be particularly endangered by them

[nimble radish]

all those colour detecting cones in their eyes yet they choose to see red

[random fox]

I wish humans werent so boring, like we cant fly or even run rly fast meanwhile a shrimp cant create temperatures hotter than the sun

[opaque sigil]

Oh yeah it would just hurt like hell, wouldn't kill you

[feral falcon]

Shrimps are kinda like water bugs, why does nobody find them disgusting lol

[cunning geode]

why are waterbugs disgusting to you

[uncut citrus]

ok im back i see crab is nice

[random fox]

Bugs are disgusting

[brittle garnet]

also a bit lesser known but there is a second type of mantis shrimp that has sharp claws which it impales its prey with instead if clubbing it to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_mbnXJh2Dk

[opaque sigil]

Mantis Shrimp have been known as "thumb splitters" so ya know

[cunning geode]

yeah spearers

[rugged sparrow]

Fish lord

shrimp lords

[random fox]

Vlad the impaler reincarnated as a shrimp

[opaque sigil]

A sharp-clawed mantis shrimp could probably take off a finger or something

[feral falcon]

Oh frick, I forgot I was in the Hollow Knight discord server, and now I revealed my true feelings about bugs...

[cunning geode]

death

[brittle garnet]

nah probably not but it could leave a big gash

[random fox]

Couldnt a normal mantis shrimp break ur finger

[rugged sparrow]

[brittle garnet]

I also once saw a video of a guy cooking the spear shrimp street-food style

apparently they're pretty common to eat where they live

[opaque sigil]

Yeah humans will eat all sorts of things

[random fox]

I mean ppl eat whole ass aligators

[cunning geode]

as opposed to half ass alligators

[feral falcon]

I ate ice cream with coca-cola once

[brittle garnet]

i mean alligators are more reasonable tbf

[cunning geode]

yeah alligators are closely related to birds so maybe its like chicken as everyone says

[brittle garnet]

Are they????

[opaque sigil]

Alligators probably have a lot of meat on them

[feral falcon]

I heard that crickets when cooked tastes like chicken, but idk if that's true

[opaque sigil]

Relatively ig

[random fox]

I mean yea these shrimp are cooler and all but aligators are the apex predators of this world

[nimble radish]

people say everything tastes like chicken

[opaque sigil]

No, that's humans

[brittle garnet]

well actually most of the alligator meat is pretty bad quality and in low amounts except on the tail

[random fox]

Well yea but like excluding humans

[cunning geode]

wait i found a better picture

[nimble radish]

being apex predators depends on what would be considered our habitat

[opaque sigil]

Humans are pretty much apex predators in all environments on earth

[brittle garnet]

I'd call that a distant relative since it was a long ass time ago since they diverged tbh

[opaque sigil]

Except for the sea ig.

[cunning geode]

closer than every other kind of animal though

[random fox]

Glad to see that lizards snakes and turtles are common ancestors of lizards snakes and turtles

[cunning geode]

thats not what it says

[feral falcon]

true, the thing that makes humans kinda "superior" is the capability of adaptation to the enviroment (I'm not saying that we are superior to other animals tho.)

[carmine sapphire]

hornet is an alligator

[brittle garnet]

but anyway as i said crocodilians actually have very little usable meat except on the tail

[random fox]

Ur wrong im right

[cunning geode]

yummy

[random fox]

I wonder what mamooths tastes like

[feral falcon]

does shark meat tastes like fish?

[slate wagon]

it tastes like shark

[opaque sigil]

Probably just red meat

idk how much variation there really is there

[cunning geode]

well, pretty much every organism tastes different

[brittle garnet]

Shark meat notoriously tastes pretty bad except for the fins

[random fox]

Never had it but from what ive heard alot of it has this amonia smell and taste cuz idk? Bad handling or smth

[woven rampart]

shark meat tastes kinda nice imo

[uncut citrus]

which is pretty sad

[random fox]

Ppl shud just stop eating sharks

[brittle garnet]

'traditional chinese medicine' should just disappear

[feral falcon]

I heard that human meat tastes like pork, I don't know if that's true

[woven rampart]

imma test it

[opaque sigil]

Well it's one thing to eat sharks, it's another to overhunt them

[random fox]

Ive had it, need to try pork to compare tho

[opaque sigil]

I mean pseudoscience in general kinda should

[true vine]

#no-vegans-allowed-discussion

[uncut citrus]

was thinking of a similar joke but just thinking... ya went all out on that one uh

[sage glade]

take homeopathy with it

[random fox]

Im not vegan, eating sharks is pretty pointless tho cuz they dont even taste amazing according to what ive heard

[uncut citrus]

take oil stuff with it

[brittle garnet]

more people get killed by cows than sharks

[cunning geode]

an old friend of mine is(was?) vegan. ive got this great shot of him watching otters on National Geographic sitting in a pose that no human of this earth would sit in and he said "this show is making me hungry"

[random fox]

More ppl also get killed by vending machines that sharks

[opaque sigil]

ofc if people interacted with sharks nearly as much as they did cows, that might not be true

[slate wagon]

cut the middle man and eat the vending machine

[brittle garnet]

probably, but we don't

[nimble radish]

sharks are in the sea, and generally avoided as much as possible

[brittle garnet]

sharks generally also don't try to eat humans, at least not any more than other things

[feral falcon]

we need to eat carnivorous plants to show them who's boss, I'll make a restaurant that only serves carnivorous plant salad

[sage glade]

huh? how?

[opaque sigil]

Nor do cows

[uncut citrus]

they crush them i think

[random fox]

Ive seen them in the supermarket too

[nimble radish]

shake vending machine
oh fuck

[random fox]

Idk ive never been killed by a vending machine

[brittle garnet]

oh sorry that was unrelated

[uncut citrus]

ive seen them in the #hk-discussion channel

[nimble radish]

cows eat humans

[opaque sigil]

Yeah just making a joke

[sage glade]

let's try it sometime

[uncut citrus]

[opaque sigil]

There aren't many animals that will outright attack humans regularly, we're not great prey

[brittle garnet]

except uhh
tigers

[random fox]

Honestly getting killed by a vending machine is such a sad way to go out

[sage glade]

pitbulls

[feral falcon]

Can someone tell me what does fire tastes like?

[nimble radish]

everything is great prey if you're an orca

[brittle garnet]

tigers are actually terrifying

[sage glade]

eat cheetos 👍

[cunning geode]

tigers dont like it when you watch them

at least, sometimes

[uncut citrus]

human are pretty quick to outright attack humans (at least on internet)

[nimble radish]

your mother

[opaque sigil]

I don't know if that counts as predation

[random fox]

I remember seeing smth about ppl putting masks on the back of their heads to avoid being attacked by tigers but the tigers learned that its just a mask

[cunning geode]

yeah

[sage glade]

predation is quite a thing on the internet as well

[feral falcon]

Do you know who else does "Your mother" jokes?

[nimble radish]

joe

[sage glade]

bama

[feral falcon]

MY MOM!!!!!!!!

[random fox]

Ligma joe

[brittle garnet]

Trying to beat the devil at his own game haha

[uncut citrus]

sometimes, wild tammo lurk in #sk-discussion looking for anyone ever so using the "febuary" word, pretty scary

[feral falcon]

It's so ligma that jobs sad died from steve

[cunning geode]

nothing really predates on humans primarily, we're too intelligent to be worth it. most animals that are really dangerous for humans are herbivorous because they dont give a shit about eating us so they can afford to fuck us up

[opaque sigil]

They also generally only attack in self defense

[cunning geode]

not always

[opaque sigil]

Generally

[nimble radish]

self defence means different things depending on the animal too

[random fox]

Dont some animals activly hunt humans when they see us

[brittle garnet]

tigers

[true vine]

polar bears are basically the only animals who see us as prey

[cunning geode]

what counts as self defense for a large herbivore like a hippo may be just "that human is nearby"

[nimble radish]

hippos are funny living tank

[uncut citrus]

all i know is that enderman attacks when doing eye contact, pretty scary eh? thanksfully i havent seen any IRL

[brittle garnet]

yeah tigers and polar bears are like the main 2 animals that see humans as prey

[feral falcon]

My cookies tried to kill me once, but I managed to capture and eat them

[nimble radish]

thank god endermen aren't real, like spiders and silverfish

[random fox]

Hippos gonna erase u from the world in 5seconds cuz u dared to exist on the same planet as them

Scary lads

[weary elm]

is this fake release date again

[random fox]

Hippos might be the most terafying animal to meet in the wild imo

[opaque sigil]

Funny thing is that hippos are big enough that it's hard to imagine why the hell they would even care

[brittle garnet]

Tiger
Polar bear

[feral falcon]

Imagine if a Planet of the Apes scenario actually happened irl

[cunning geode]

obligatory "we already live on the planet of the apes"

[random fox]

Hippoes are def more scary than tigers, polar bears are somewhat equal but the way they kill u sounds somewhat less painful

[nimble radish]

however we're the only species in competition for the planet

[high hedge]

Chimp lands a spaceship and is surprised to see a world run by humans

[random fox]

Chimps are scary

[feral falcon]

Reject futurism, embrace primitivism

[nimble radish]

one of the chimps that got sent up in the early space program comes back after years in space

[high hedge]

Hyper evolved

[nimble radish]

murders everyone working at NASA

[high hedge]

Comes back with Laika the space dog

[uncut citrus]

yeah haha thanks god they arent real, just like enderdragons, slimes or even rabbit

[brittle garnet]

there's actually some studies suggesting that Dolphins are about as intelligent as we are

[nimble radish]

a singular individual hyper evolved

[opaque sigil]

No thumbs though, that's gonna hold 'em back

[feral falcon]

Yeah, dolphins can actually understand the definition of good and evil, and I'm not even kidding

[brittle garnet]

in any case they are certainly the most intelligent animal aside from us

[worthy lichen]

pel kig

[random fox]

Ur telling me they know how evil the shit they do is?

[cunning geode]

Crows are pretty intelligent too

[opaque sigil]

Some birds are also hella smart, corvids, among others (iirc parrots were smart too)

[cunning geode]

lots of animals are intelligent

[feral falcon]

Probably, yeah

[brittle garnet]

yeah but certainly not as smart as dolphins

[uncut citrus]

like octopus

[nimble radish]

out of the smarty pants animals, crows have a decent chance of actual tool development compared to dolphins

[opaque sigil]

Not as smart as dolphins but still very smart

[feral falcon]

Imagine splatoon, but in real life!!!!!!

[random fox]

Can octopus use firearms

[uncut citrus]

yeah i didnt mean to send after the dolphins one, even tho i guessed it was coming

[cunning geode]

theoretically yes octopuses could use guns

[nimble radish]

eight at once

[high hedge]

Orangutans use tools

[opaque sigil]

Whether they could use them and whether they could aim them are different

[uncut citrus]

yeah ive seen a couple, usally in small groups

[random fox]

So theorericaly in the future we could be fighting a squad of octopus with 8 guns each

[slate wagon]

a few genetic messing and horrors laterand you have your very own glocktopus

[cunning geode]

yeah, if an octopus was given ample time and practice learning not only how to use and aim a gun but the actual use of a gun, i wouldn't be surprised

[opaque sigil]

Crow tools are pretty simple tbf, like at most they strip branches of smaller offshoots

[feral falcon]

There are some species of monkeys here in brazil where they actually use rocks and other things to crack open nuts

[alpine zephyr]

have now on pc

[cunning geode]

some other apes can drive vehicles for example

[uncut citrus]

if they use all of their tentaculs for gus how do they move? also this makes me think of that madagascar penguin moive

[alpine zephyr]

pel kig

[random fox]

Werent there some monkeys seen using spears to hunt

[uncut citrus]

no cos-

[opaque sigil]

Well yeah but crows will actually make tools, even if only simple ones

There's a difference between picking up a rock and banging it and actually making something that fits your needs

[uncut citrus]

ok but ape together strong

[nimble radish]

crows are also likely to teach each other shit

[uncut citrus]

thats what i just said for monkey

[feral falcon]

I think it heard about that, but I think they used a stick, instead of an actual spear

[random fox]

Well yea i meant stick

[viral pivot]

i read that as 'eat eachothers shit'

[random fox]

They didnt craft a spear obviously

[uncut citrus]

||(picking a stick up and hitting things with it isnt that much of an achivement imo)||

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/Aa6wbZvM2Ag

monkey

[uncut citrus]

aMonkey

[random fox]

Thats cool but a chimp in a car is scary

[uncut citrus]

i love how they dance

[feral falcon]

Crows can actually hold funerals for dead crows, where they gatter around the dead body, and tell other crows in the area of possible danger

[random fox]

These mfs have the strenght of like 4 adults and can bite ur face off

[uncut citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/930585110019964998/image0.gif

but they groovin

[opaque sigil]

Oh yeah, isn't that part of the stigma about their congregating being a bad omen?

[random fox]

If u see a chimp pull up to u in his lambo start running

[feral falcon]

probably, idk

[alpine zephyr]

ello everyone

[random fox]

Hello today we have animal talk

[uncut citrus]

ey

[burnt topaz]

A collection of crows is called a murder so its not necessarily known as a great thing

[random fox]

Thats kinda badass

[feral falcon]

we first began with crabs, and then weird foods, and then sharks, and then bugs, and now whe're talking about crows

[uncut citrus]

oh more ppls nice nice gartic phone maybe (a little earlier also maybe )

[random fox]

No were busy

This is important conversation

[uncut citrus]

we can draw crows kill monkey in lambo

[random fox]

No we have to talk about other animals so they dont feel excluded

[feral falcon]

Can crows even commit murders?

[brittle garnet]

pigs are pretty smart

[burnt topaz]

Probably given the right circumstances

[opaque sigil]

A crow could probably kill another crow if it wanted to but idk why it would

[uncut citrus]

haha yeah remaber that pig smart meme Amina

[cunning geode]

murder isnt really a thing that animals other than humans can commit

[opaque sigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04

[random fox]

Crows know how to drop rocks on shit with shells to crack it so yea, a crow could probably drop a rock on ur head and kill u

[burnt topaz]

What are you talking abiut

[opaque sigil]

Oh yes it is, other apes can definitely do it

[cunning geode]

they can kill each other but i wouldnt call it murder

i guess its just semantics

[random fox]

Animalist

[uncut citrus]

where did :kirbangry:

[cunning geode]

chimpanzees organize little wars against each other as well

[feral falcon]

crows are legit one of the most smartest animals in the entire planet, if they could somehow manage to talk, then they could legit be just like humans, in some kind of way

[random fox]

Tbh alot of animals activly kill eachother

[opaque sigil]

"organize little wars" is such a mild way to put it

[cunning geode]

well its not like they can do world wars like humans or army ants

[coarse leaf]

Let's just say that animals has their own WWE thingy

[tardy folio]

hey guys, a question: has any TC member (including Leth) talk about the supposed february release or has it been total silence?

[uncut citrus]

what.

[random fox]

Yeah chimps are pretty violent

[nimble radish]

crows can learn to mimic human speech

[coarse leaf]

You know, fighting

[cunning geode]

ok look we can discuss animals etc but lets not discuss nsfw stuff

[feral falcon]

there was this story where chimpanzees actually divided in groups, started some kind of factions, and then went on a war because of a misunderstanding or something, and basically I think one or two chimps were killed

[opaque sigil]

Chimps are very violent

[high hedge]

Imagine how strong gorillas would be if they worked out

[random fox]

Shit im sorry

[burnt topaz]

Yeah let's put the animal kingdom into a rumble

[heady iron]

chimps will rip off your hands and give them back to you

[cunning geode]

Leth, when asked about the leak, just responded with ":)"

and thats pretty much it

[uncut citrus]

and that is how Pokemon was born

[nimble radish]

when was this

[opaque sigil]

He basically said "no comment"

[coarse leaf]

I can't wait to see Crow vs. Bird!

[high hedge]

Now imagine if they were on a creatine heavy diet

[random fox]

Dolphins are also pretty violent iirc

[alpine zephyr]

no its real pokemon was based off of a true story

[high hedge]

Chimp pumping iron

[random fox]

Same with orcas

[opaque sigil]

They can be, they are predators after all

[uncut citrus]

Orcas are scary man i heard they can like eat sharks

[high hedge]

Technically true, the inspiration for pokemon was beetle fights

[nimble radish]

and whales

[uncut citrus]

and ppls

[alpine zephyr]

orcas are big

[coarse leaf]

How

[burnt topaz]

Killer whales

[nimble radish]

pack hunting, also not blue whales probably idk though

[alpine zephyr]

flying gorillas

[opaque sigil]

Orcas don't generally attack people and that's the only reason why I don't consider them terrifying

[odd plover]

Feb ary

[coarse leaf]

do u think silk sng is actually coming out soon

[cunning geode]

do you?

[high hedge]

Tomorrow!

[odd plover]

Silksoon amiright?

[uncut citrus]

thats literally a "well maybe not for you moment"

[random fox]

Orcas are the biggest predators of the sea no? Yeah ik great whites but orcas are the scary lads i think?

[uncut citrus]

they are scary if your a penguin

[alpine zephyr]

penguins are cool

[random fox]

They are scary if ur anything

[uncut citrus]

but they get eaten

[opaque sigil]

Well yeah if you're a penguin they're terrifying but I'm not a penguin

[high hedge]

Blue whales are predators

[feral falcon]

Ok guys, but let's say hypothetically, I decide to make super inteligent plants that can shoot stuff, and let's say, hypothetically of course, if a zombie virus managed to exist, and began infecting people, now, can I somehow teach these super intelligent plants and fruits to kill these "zombies"? And is creating them even possible?

[burnt topaz]

Because tammos a good person and won't aggravate them or put them in a cage for them to perform for 20 years

[hollow smelt]

I love ss discussion

[coarse leaf]

Ok, in a fight between a Whale and a Shark, who would win?

[hollow smelt]

god damn i can leave for a few weeks come back and its about not silksong

[random fox]

Are penguins violent too or are they nice

[alpine zephyr]

shark

[high hedge]

If you’re a fish

[nimble radish]

couple seconds on google says orcas prey on minke whales which apparently are around 5 m long
so not like humpbacks or something, but still whales

[stark estuary]

Orcas are cool

[pale lion]

whale because they can be really big

[uncut citrus]

what if you were put in the artic ocean in a penguin suit

[random fox]

I mean a shark would have a hard time killed a what by itself probably but what can a whale do to a shark

[alpine zephyr]

sharks have more attack whereas whales have size meaning bigger hit area and less eye sight meaning shark has the advantage

[heady iron]

instantly ripped apart by a leopard seal

[opaque sigil]

I'd be more scared of whoever put me in the arctic ocean in a penguin suit

[nimble radish]

depends on the species of whale and the species of shark, really

[uncut citrus]

fair

[random fox]

Yea but how does a whale kill a shark

[brittle garnet]

slap it with its tail

[uncut citrus]

wrong repy yeah np

[high hedge]

Whales are immensely strong

[coarse leaf]

But now, the best fight in ages: Cockroaches vs. Spiders

[random fox]

That sounds unrealistic

[brittle garnet]

shark probably dies from the force alone

[stoic path]

Yeah which sane person would do that

[random fox]

Oops

[feral falcon]

spiders easily

[nimble radish]

not a sane person, a bond villain

[opaque sigil]

A whale wouldn't really need to kill a shark

[uncut citrus]

we'll see in SIlksong! boom full circle

[stark estuary]

They have also been observed killing blue whale calves and the like in the wild. Obviously they can't kill something like an adult humpback.

[random fox]

Well yea but this is like a 1v1 fight to the death scenario

[uncut citrus]

orcas/shark/whale powerscaling is betterthan HB powerscaling

[sonic elm]

oh dang i was in the wrong channel

[brittle garnet]

Whale would win

[serene chasm]

Depends on the whale, but whale wins

[coarse leaf]

But cockroaches weren't supposed to kill spiders and small bugs?

[opaque sigil]

Probably, yeah

[feral falcon]

WAIT WHAT

[nimble radish]

take a blue whale, the biggest animal to ever live

[brittle garnet]

like there is no doubt that the whale wins unless it's like, a very small whale

[uncut citrus]

until you'r-

[opaque sigil]

I mean whales don't really have great ways to fight

[nimble radish]

and put it up against a megalodon, the biggest shark to ever live, afaik

[hard stratus]

arent there some dinosaur or something thats bigger than blue whale

[high hedge]

Okay I looked it up, and only Orcas really kill sharks. Though orcas aren’t whales

[random fox]

But how would a whale kill a shark, and what whale could kill a shark even

[opaque sigil]

Yeah tail slap would hurt bad but that would only work if the shark is near the tail

[stark estuary]

Orcas have been seen killing and eating great whites iirc

[serene chasm]

Like a sperm whale? You know, the thing that literally eats giant squid

[nimble radish]

your*

[high hedge]

Correct

[brittle garnet]

just like, slam its body into the shark

[weary elm]

will milksong release in febuary

[uncut citrus]

i cut mid word with - so you cant tell me its spelt wrong

[high hedge]

If you believe hard enough

[stark estuary]

Blue whales are still waaaaay bigger than Megalodons

[random fox]

Well yea if were talking dinosaur era, back then everything was massive

[heady iron]

scientists have observed whales shooting kamehamehas with their fins

[feral falcon]

but what if the orca had lasers and had a ballistic missile, could the orca win?

[coarse leaf]

Probably not

[hard stratus]

they are animals and they lived so ratio

[high hedge]

Orcas already naturally beat sharks

[uncut citrus]

nah cause they would explod themself

[brittle garnet]

also a whale is generally too big for a shark to even bite it unless it's like, the fin or tail

[sonic elm]

this section sucks.. anyone made it past Greymoor?

[nimble radish]

after putting the apostrophe

[nimble radish]

naturally

[stark estuary]

Orcas beat 99% of things, really.

[coarse leaf]

Ok, so: Goose vs. Penguin

[feral falcon]

goose wins

[coarse leaf]

need silksong now

[burnt topaz]

goose

[opaque sigil]

Orcas lose to like a pack of dolphins and that's about it

[serene chasm]

Orcas are fucking scary

[nimble radish]

which one

[sonic elm]

just download the open beta like i did

[coarse leaf]

thanks

[sonic elm]

np

[stark estuary]

There's a reason orcas are the second-most widely distributed mammals in the world (after humans surprising, I know)

[high hedge]

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-664bda52fe078a8a3680c2de77ab053a

[nimble radish]

what about rats? they gotta be up there

[heady iron]

the orca smuggling trade is very lucrative

[opaque sigil]

Because geographic isolation isn't a thing in the ocean and orcas can survive at numerous temperatures?

[feral falcon]

holy shit

[sonic elm]

big bud

[stark estuary]

Global warming also helped them out a bit

[opaque sigil]

True

[high hedge]

I don’t think a whale would notice a shark attacking it

A blue whale anyway

Like that’s if a dog tried to fight an Elephant

[nimble radish]

I feel like everyone, at some point in their life
should be in the presence of a lifesize model of a blue whale, or a skeleton of one

[stark estuary]

Adult blue whales are far too large to give much of a shit about anything

[serene chasm]

"Pesky shark" And it would slap it away with its shark sized fin

[nimble radish]

to put things into perspective, y'know

[sonic elm]

this is very silksong of you

[opaque sigil]

Blue whale defense strategy:
BEEG

[burnt topaz]

Ive seen the one in the natural history museum

[nimble radish]

that's what I was thinking of

[marsh ibex]

I’ve been swallowed by a blue whale before

[opaque sigil]

ok jonah

[marsh ibex]

Was not fun

jonah was swallowed by a fish not a whale

[nimble radish]

you're very small then

[opaque sigil]

Whatever

[burnt topaz]

what did the whale smell like

[serene chasm]

Didnt some guy recently get swallowed by a whale

[marsh ibex]

not as small as Soapi14#8734

[nimble radish]

pretty sure when Jonah's story was written a distinction wasn't made between whales and fish

[opaque sigil]

idk how that would happen

[little path]

Wait how would he smell it underwater

[uncut citrus]

it was mr plancton

[opaque sigil]

Well apparently it did happen

[narrow lava]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-trippy-pepe-gif-11988854

[nimble radish]

sperm whale could do it, they aren't filter feeders

[opaque sigil]

https://www.capecodtimes.com/story/news/2021/06/11/humpback-whale-catches-michael-packard-lobster-driver-mouth-proviencetown-cape-cod/7653838002/

[narrow lava]

noah?!

[nimble radish]

oh a humpback? interesting

[burnt topaz]

well he sure looks happy

[coarse leaf]

This man's sanity should be so low after that

[nimble radish]

happy to have survived

[little path]

He wasnt swallowed, he just kinda was stuck in its mouth for a little bit

[stark estuary]

Yeah. I think the word used roughly translates to something along the lines of "large sea creature".

[high hedge]

Jonah was in an overly large fish for a couple days right?

[marsh ibex]

that was me

[marsh ibex]

f i s h

[halcyon wedge]

When’s the next game coming out

[opaque sigil]

You'd be happy too if you got swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale, gonna ride on that one for the rest of your life

[marsh ibex]

nunya

[little path]

today

[halcyon wedge]

The one wth hornet

[marsh ibex]

?sspsa

[thin zephyr]

Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong is in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.

[nimble radish]

wow joker, you've changed
you look way older, for one

[coarse leaf]

which way did he come out from?