sk-discussion

[tribal schooner]

I question that everyday. Problem is we are all bonkers from no actual news that we think this is on topic

[cerulean tree]

iam actually pretty good at drawing

[sinful flare]

(it's mostly people from #hk-discussion)

[high hedge]

Collectively create Silksong through Gartic Phone

[lost coyote]

wtf is garlic phone I think you mean garlic bread

are we all gonna eat garlic bread

[cerulean tree]

i hope so

[fossil cedar]

you guys should join

[manic brook]

Facts

[lost coyote]

I have to write a dramatic monologue for school shit and it's due tomorrow

[alpine zephyr]

I have became two

[high hedge]

good luck

[fossil cedar]

we all in?

[high hedge]

I'm aaaa

[lost coyote]

so I shall take off I bid you all well

[fossil cedar]

goodbye

[rugged sparrow]

Oh my god it’s zote

A knight of great renown

[cerulean tree]

im in next round

im an nft monke

[opaque sigil]

I would.... if I could draw at all

[cerulean tree]

that doesnt matter

[nimble radish]

you're not supposed to be able to draw

[opaque sigil]

I would also take forever and I don't want to make people wait

[coarse leaf]

Oh a gartic phone game happened
(Obligatory hollow party server advertisement)

[nimble radish]

you don't need to worry about that

[fossil cedar]

we can wait

[cerulean tree]

i'm waiting right now come join

[coarse leaf]

Err, is happening

[cerulean tree]

if you join you'll get to play next turn like me

[opaque sigil]

fine

[fossil cedar]

yes itll be fun

[cerulean tree]

[fossil cedar]

im sorry i didnt wait for you guys

[cerulean tree]

all good we can almost play

[opaque sigil]

it's ok

[pale oasis]

this is just gonna be my pfp until end of february

[fossil cedar]

that was awesome

[manic brook]

Quality game everyone

[alpine zephyr]

...

[high hedge]

The sad knight was my favorite

[alpine zephyr]

Again

[manic brook]

He feels the pain

[cerulean tree]

new game?

[fossil cedar]

yup

[alpine zephyr]

Need a link

[manic brook]

I’m gonna go play hollow knight now bye

[cerulean tree]

ciao

[fossil cedar]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0122966c20

we started

[cyan forum]

jarred phone

[alpine zephyr]

U started without me

[digital mural]

Silksong when?

[fossil cedar]

i thought you were in 😭

[cyan forum]

idk 😕

[digital mural]

Don’t lie u do know it silly goose

[cerulean tree]

join next game

[digital glen]

bro no one waited for me

[cyan forum]

Only team cherry knows 😔

[elfin swift]

i know actually

[cyan forum]

and they're not gonna tell us until a random day

[cerulean tree]

join you'll enter next game

[cyan forum]

I already know how my day is gonna go on the release date

I'll finish all my studies early

[digital glen]

iam waiting

[cyan forum]

and I'm gonna be home, gaming

[trim estuary]

…Hollow Party?

[cyan forum]

I hope it release soon

[trim estuary]

Silksoon

[fossil cedar]

silknever

[timber meteor]

What are silksong speedruns gonna be like I wonder

[fossil cedar]

either faster or slower than hollow knight ones

[timber meteor]

I would be worried if they could potentially be faster lol

[trim estuary]

Hornet is faster so

[fossil cedar]

im saving these

[alpine zephyr]

Amina is in woah

[cerulean tree]

we are amazing at this

[digital glen]

bro zote is the phone guy

[fossil cedar]

you guys are so good at this

[cerulean tree]

zote so bad fr fr

[high hedge]

I MIXED UP SHERMA AND SHAKRA

[fossil cedar]

is everyone in this time

[digital glen]

iam sorryto who gets my sentence

[cerulean tree]

oh me too

[burnt topaz]

9 wow

[alpine zephyr]

Who is manicure

[true vine]

your drawing skills are incredible, everyone

[fossil cedar]

thank you

[cerulean tree]

yeah who tf is everyone

[true vine]

you

[alpine zephyr]

Who is manicure srsly

[cerulean tree]

we know

[languid linden]

Are we still playing gartic?

If so can someone ping me when this round ends

[wheat sail]

who? a manicure is putting on makeup

[fossil cedar]

you can join and wait in the lobby if youd like

[wheat sail]

actually its for your nails

[digital glen]

sorry i have no idea who tumbleweed is

[cerulean tree]

those desert bushes

[last ravine]

You should watch Death note

[digital glen]

okay

[torpid ore]

🍴 🍞

[digital glen]

flea is pogging

[plain loom]

Nobody’s expecting anything in February, right?

[cerulean tree]

definitely not

[plain loom]

I mean in terms of Silksong being released

[warm bone]

nope

[nimble radish]

expecting? no
hoping? yeah

[plain loom]

I’m personally kinda hoping for a blog post on the anniversary

Y’all think that’s plausible?

[alpine zephyr]

Gies I get that reference

[digital glen]

i get too

[cerulean tree]

good🤝

[alpine zephyr]

I meant to type knight not hornet

[digital glen]

knight is just dripped tbh

[languid linden]

My hype died after TGA

[full rune]

plausible as in has a higher chance as opposed to any other day? definitely

[languid linden]

Oh god

[high hedge]

Wow

[plain loom]

Plausible in terms of if you think it’s likely

[full rune]

its more likely than any other day i think

[uncut citrus]

i meant buring bruh

[fossil cedar]

i love gartic phone

[uncut citrus]

also i g tg

[cerulean tree]

ciao

[fossil cedar]

goodbye

[uncut citrus]

ill watch the end, then cya

[plain loom]

Well, obviously. But like, do you think it is or is not going to happen.

[full rune]

i dont think so no

but if it was gonna happen, it'd be that day

[cerulean tree]

can we do one completely not hollow knight themed next?

[digital glen]

my setence was so bad that it didnt even got in

[fossil cedar]

nah im done after this one

[uncut citrus]

i didnt know you could put less

[uncut citrus]

less opacity

[digital glen]

well gg

[burnt topaz]

im pretty proud of this

[fossil cedar]

that was crazy fun

[burnt topaz]

that and my fake silksong trailer

[uncut citrus]

we should do it sometimes

[fossil cedar]

you should be it was really awesome

[high hedge]

Yeah lots of really funny ones

[cerulean tree]

we are amazing at gartic phone

[uncut citrus]

when im not buzy like all day but now

[alpine zephyr]

Amina by any chance were you using your drawing tablets

[languid linden]

Damn it I joined during the last game

[burnt topaz]

we should organize a time or something this was fun

[high hedge]

Gosh Im the host now

Anyone want to do another round or...

Guess not lol

[opaque sigil]

Maybe another time

[trim estuary]

Dang did I miss Gartic Phone

[high hedge]

Tragic

[cerulean tree]

wanna do another one tomorrow people?

[trim estuary]

Curse you, school!

[fossil cedar]

yes

[high hedge]

I dont know what scp-999 is

[cerulean tree]

same time?

[high hedge]

So I just drew a rock

[trim estuary]

It’s the orange friendly thing

[high hedge]

Ahhh

[fossil cedar]

daily silksong discussion gartic phone

[cerulean tree]

i kinda wanna do a non hollow knight one

[opaque sigil]

idk what else we could really anticipate others recognizing

[alpine zephyr]

No u don’t

[trim estuary]

Roguelikes

[fossil cedar]

nuclear throne

[cerulean tree]

like real life shit. i was gonna write "jesus eats a gun" on the next one

[high hedge]

I was going to do an ori prompt but decided not to because of this

[alpine zephyr]

Anything

[random fox]

Guns are halal

[fossil cedar]

i cant promise ill have many non-silksong ideas

[cerulean tree]

inshalla

ill have enough for the both of us

[fossil cedar]

thank you bro

[cerulean tree]

is your brain just hollow knight 24/7 or what

[fossil cedar]

im hyperfixated on silksong currently

[cerulean tree]

understandable

[fossil cedar]

i havent really thought about anything else for a few weeks

[high hedge]

ouch

[fossil cedar]

i need the game out before i lose my mind

[cerulean tree]

im going insane

[fossil cedar]

i need to see hornet interacting with lace in gane or ill die

[coarse leaf]

So, how was the gartic phone match?

[fossil cedar]

it was good

[cerulean tree]

we were godlike

[burnt topaz]

fun

[cerulean tree]

tomorrow is another one some time probably maybe

[fossil cedar]

yup

[coarse leaf]

Y'all should try out animation mode

[digital glen]

we discovered that people dont know how to differenciate vessels

[high hedge]

Amina drew censorship better than me, I forgot black screens were a thing

[digital glen]

zote dying was one of my favorite ones

[cerulean tree]

we'd just animate zote getting killed by manslaughter

[uncut citrus]

That seems fun (accidentally pressed like dm or smth, sorry)

[high hedge]

Zote died a lot

[fossil cedar]

i liked hornet with a knife

[cerulean tree]

not enough

[uncut citrus]

I thought hornet was « red THK »

[burnt topaz]

wait how did you draw it?

[coarse leaf]

So that we can have masterpieces like these:

[cerulean tree]

like 5 of my ones got dropped in the chat lmao

[high hedge]

I did a dots version of Hornet on a computer trying to emulate mosiac

[fossil cedar]

they were good

[cerulean tree]

alright we doin this tomorrow you should join too

[uncut citrus]

But not dropped as hard as quirrel thought that window

[alpine zephyr]

Back

[fossil cedar]

hi

[coarse leaf]

I mean, why not?

[fossil cedar]

honestly i love this chat you guys are my friends

[coarse leaf]

I'm the one that created Hornet Ball, so yeah!

[burnt topaz]

parasocial

[uncut citrus]

Same time? If we can it would be nice to start like 1h before or smth

[fossil cedar]

idk just whenever

[cerulean tree]

fine by me just ping me

[fossil cedar]

i got you bro

[cerulean tree]

🤝

[uncut citrus]

I can already guess the question. Why.

[high hedge]

Ah yours were really good!

[coarse leaf]

Also, these ones are bangers

[alpine zephyr]

Let’s go another friend

[digital glen]

who knows Gyobu Masataka Oniwa?

[high hedge]

Prompt: The Knight gets traumatized

[uncut citrus]

Oh it’s not that bad

[cerulean tree]

lets draw zote getting ran over

lets make that shit overly gory

[high hedge]

I love that the animations always lose color

[coarse leaf]

We already drew Pale Zote

[trim estuary]

Why does this one almost look smooth

[uncut citrus]

Wait maybe even if I’m not at my computer I can do on phone

[coarse leaf]

There were like, 7/8 people in the match

[burnt topaz]

the bonk on the second one looks so funny

[fossil cedar]

animation gonna be mad fun tomorrow

[trim estuary]

Yeah but it looks coordinated, almost

[coarse leaf]

The only problem with animation is that it takes too much time, but it's worth it

[cerulean tree]

im gonna go ofrails and type the prompt "santa is pissing on the carpet again" or some braindead shit

[uncut citrus]

That would actually be funny

[fossil cedar]

W

[burnt topaz]

i like how PK wakes up after a few frames in the first one

[trim estuary]

Anyway gtg learn about Photosynthesis and Cellular Respiration bye

[high hedge]

Plant time

[fossil cedar]

be a botanist

[cerulean tree]

"Monkey learns about nsfw"

[coarse leaf]

These were made in the same day btw

[uncut citrus]

||I’m gonna write « PEL KIG » and y’all gonna make an animation of PK throwing TK into the void ||

[cerulean tree]

[cerulean tree]

||late abortion animation ||

[burnt topaz]

Everyone looks so horrified of zotes walk

[digital glen]

was going through r/sekiro and coincidentaly found this really cool art by u/lub270d

[cerulean tree]

they disintergrated

[coarse leaf]

Zote dance, the worst dance

[cerulean tree]

i like how they all look like HK and than theres a fucking snake in the middle

[burnt topaz]

and a little guy gets squashed at the end of zotes dance

[digital glen]

and fish

[coarse leaf]

Sus radiance tho

[haughty brook]

Kinda boring in my opinion, should have been a wyrm esque creature.

[cerulean tree]

agree

[coarse leaf]

But tbh, if there's like, 5/6 people in the animation mode, we can make a masterpiece for sure

[alpine zephyr]

Sure

[cerulean tree]

yessir

[uncut citrus]

First time I do that, did once a similar stuff but it was like on squribble or smth, wasn’t expecting the question there, first thing I thought of was hornet throwing quirrel out the window

[cerulean tree]

thats where this one came from

[uncut citrus]

Yes

Idk why they added spikes tho, poor quirrel

[cerulean tree]

i felt like it

[uncut citrus]

Oh it was you

[coarse leaf]

This is a masterpiece tho

[cerulean tree]

hehehe

[high hedge]

It’s Quirrel’s fate

[true vine]

hornet throwing quirrel into a lake

[burnt topaz]

this is beautiful oh and its sock

[cerulean tree]

this is the quality we're getting tomorrow

[uncut citrus]

I could throw you in the lake...

[alpine zephyr]

Good night all

[cerulean tree]

ciao

[true vine]

[burnt topaz]

[agile herald]

This game doesn’t exist

[languid linden]

Cute cat

[cerulean tree]

im dipping out too bye people

[burnt topaz]

bye bye

[uncut citrus]

Made me think of that since I recently saw it with hornet and lace (it was just a yt animation)

Cya

[untold star]

if silksong doesnt come out next month im gonna poop myself

[languid linden]

okay

[untold star]

im not joking

im gonna fart my pants

[marsh ibex]

You can stop and never bring this up again

[untold star]

no

where else am i supposed to get answers

[pale oasis]

ah shit here we go again

[untold star]

dont disregard my threat.

[digital glen]

practicing for tomorrows garticphone

[ionic bobcat]

Whose excited for the new trailer tomorrow?!!?

[languid linden]

Answers about what

[hexed pewter]

no entiendo

[vagrant umbra]

If you can bring one charm from Hollow Knight (soul = silk, spells = tools) to permanently equip in Silksong, what would it be? The charm doesn’t interfere with your other equips.

[cosmic widget]

Wayward Compass

[vagrant umbra]

I bet you’ll feel silly when another one can be equipped in game.

[serene chasm]

Sharp Shadow, just because it would imply that hornet is

gets shot

[cosmic widget]

Lol yeah :p

[raven shard]

I really like uhhhh, the mantis lords one

[near egret]

yes.

[raven shard]

I absolutelly didnt forget the name, mark of pride

[winged ember]

Quick Slash

[vagrant umbra]

[winged ember]

[vagrant umbra]

Being stuck with Joni’s blessing with no way to heal except benches sounds like a fun challenge.

[iron spear]

What's crackin ssdisc

[wheat sail]

Graigg!!!!

[burnt topaz]

we played gartic earlier and that was fun

[marsh ibex]

depends graig

how much do you want

how many grams

I know a guy

[vagrant umbra]

Your pfp was enough to open my TGA wound, but other than that, I’m crack a lacking.

[iron spear]

You got that life blood huh??

What's tga

[vagrant umbra]

It’s when Silksong came out silly.

[true vine]

ur mom

[opaque sigil]

The great apple
It was a really good apple

[cerulean sable]

graig there are leaks saying that TC is hiring musicians like The Toxic Avenger, Danger and Carpenter Brut to fill in the missing integral pieces of the OST, is this true??!?!?!?? are we finally getting EDM for SS 😳

[languid linden]

The Golden Apple

[iron spear]

Hahahaha great

[languid linden]

Are there actually "leaks" saying that

[opaque sigil]

Silly Fordo, there are always "leaks" saying everything

[cerulean sable]

i mean would you equally find "SS is not releasing this year because of Elden Ring" leaks to be true

[iron spear]

I wonder how many leaks Graig made under other accounts

[vagrant umbra]

It’s not out yet, because Team Cherry thought Crimson Tower sounds dope and are taking 2022 to make it.

[cerulean sable]

finally

[random granite]

It's illegal for an indie game to release in the same month as a triple A game, hence why it isn't out yet

[iron spear]

It's true

[vagrant umbra]

I also bet TC members are all taking a 2 month mandatory break to play Kirby the forgo 💀 Land

[wheat sail]

Graig when I didnt get an achievement for path of pain i puked and cried can you tell them to add more achievements for my virtual gallery

[serene chasm]

Not gonna lie, would be kinda hyped if someone like Carpenter Brut was part of the soundtrack

[uncut citrus]

Turns out I’m a alt all along and all my theories are true but nobody believes me

[iron spear]

Achievements are shit and you should feel bad for wanting them

[digital glen]

it would explain this leak

[cerulean sable]

same even tho his genre isnt gonn fit in

[wheat sail]

😐

[heady iron]

TC has hired Mick Gordon

[opaque sigil]

actually tho

[cerulean sable]

we talked about this right? i swear i posteed a guitar hero version with that same image

but it was like 3 frets

[digital glen]

yes

[cerulean sable]

aight

[lost coyote]

I am here and so is graig my best friend

[raven shard]

Is that mf sans undertale?!?! 😱

[iron spear]

Replace it with ocerina of time overlay, more accurate

[cerulean sable]

The Only Bug They Fear Is You

[vagrant umbra]

Graig alt detected.

[uncut citrus]

Graig is so cool I am not an alt

[raven shard]

Why graid name is red are they banned

[serene chasm]

If I cant play a whole scale of notes on the needolin, Im going to write TC a strongly worded letter

[cerulean sable]

no the best way to find the fake graig account is by checking every single manerism and if theyre similar to graig's

[opaque sigil]

Better break your quill out of storage then

[uncut citrus]

Yes they are

[lost coyote]

yes graig is banned for playing silksong early, an obvious sign of piracy

[burnt topaz]

It would be fun if there were covers of songs with the needolin like people do in majoras mask

[serene chasm]

My quill and inkwell are at the ready

[vagrant umbra]

He works for Team Cherry.
Staff:
Troll lead game tester: Graig

[uncut citrus]

Graig has been banned yesterday ppls

Here you can see

[raven shard]

uhoh

[iron spear]

List of Graig alts

[raven shard]

Graig is savage it seems

[burnt topaz]

hes undefeatable

[uncut citrus]

[raven shard]

Graig controls it all in the background??? uhoh

[uncut citrus]

I actually thought it worked cause Graig went offline at the second joker said that

[iron spear]

It's Graig all the way down

[uncut citrus]

But then I saw it didn’t

[burnt topaz]

why would he be able to ban tc members

[random fox]

What if graig is everyone here

[dusty nimbus]

Yooooo more Graig content

[vagrant umbra]

All roads lead to Graig’s main account

[random fox]

What if im graig

[raven shard]

What if you are Graig

[opaque sigil]

He has grown too powerful

[random fox]

What if u are graig

[shy stirrup]

is this cannon in graig lore, or is it part of the extended universe?

[raven shard]

Graig, are you Graig?

[serene chasm]

What if?

[dusty nimbus]

What if silksong was the Graigs we made along the way

[random fox]

You are graig too

[vagrant umbra]

I am everywhere, I am everyone! -Graig

[opaque sigil]

Then I have also grown too powerful

[random fox]

Graig is the graigs we made along the graig

[shy stirrup]

does graig graig?

[random fox]

Graig graig

[uncut citrus]

Graig Graig Graig Graig Graig Graig Graig

[burnt topaz]

You're Graig, he's Graig, I"m Graig
Are there any more Graigs I need to know about?

[raven shard]

Graig Graig Griag?

[digital mural]

Silksong!

[dusty nimbus]

Isn't the original the Graig Graig made though?

[random fox]

U ever see something so much it stops sounding like a word

[lost coyote]

graigsong

[random fox]

The graigening is graigening

[raven shard]

Graigsong

[olive bobcat]

[random fox]

This is the graiginning of the graigening

[shy stirrup]

this reminds me of police police police police etc

[uncut citrus]

It was time for Reevers to go, he has seen enough (and need to sleep)

[dusty nimbus]

Graigening = Gardening

[serene chasm]

Well that was fun

[vagrant umbra]

It was obviously him. Any second his account will reveal Graig. There, Graig! No wait that’s nitro…

[lost coyote]

I think there is a 14% chance we get news tomorrow

[raven shard]

would Graig ive nitro to all their als

[lost coyote]

I did all the math

[burnt topaz]

Graigs right behind you

[serene chasm]

.
you dropped this

[dusty nimbus]

I think there's a 0% chance

[shy stirrup]

i think theres a % chance of news

[lost coyote]

it might be optimistic but I think its correct

9% might be more realistic but I believe in my 14%

[serene chasm]

1 in 10 still sounds really high

[raven shard]

can bugs do math in this universe

[serene chasm]

No

[raven shard]

they can count, but can they math

[lost coyote]

no that's why the pale kings plan failed because hes a fucking braindead idiot

[serene chasm]

SS is actually frog fractions 3

[burnt topaz]

counting is math

[vagrant umbra]

He could literally see the future. Dummy.

[lost coyote]

SS is actually Mario Teaches Typing

[raven shard]

No, counting is done with fingers, math is adding

[lost coyote]

the pale king counts using his head spikes

[vagrant umbra]

Hey kids, I brought my brother Luigi to give a spaghetti pile of information-a.

[raven shard]

If he could do so then why even try

[burnt topaz]

hello mario

[raven shard]

Or how did he fail

[lost coyote]

h̵͐̑e̸͂͝l̷̜̑l̴̉̽ő̵̓ ̵̿̾ḿ̴̔a̸̐̽r̸̈́̊ï̵̌o̷͒̕

[serene chasm]

Hubris. He thought he could defeat fate

[vagrant umbra]

I believe the mushroom elder implied he only saw one future, the kingdom ruined, so he tried some things and gave up.

[raven shard]

oh, fair game then

[cerulean sable]

i can confirm we operate a hidden underground squad called Graig Group where we do Psyops and false hyping to keep the game's relevancy at its peak

[vagrant umbra]

He calculated the risk, but man he stinks at math.

[serene chasm]

So thats why I wake up with an odd feeling of hype for SS sometimes

[lost coyote]

what if team cherry are only making silksong so they themselves can play it then delete it forever

[burnt topaz]

what a gorgeous and crisp image

[lost coyote]

REAL REAL REAL LRELALRLE WRLWALR RALALR EAL

[vagrant umbra]

Well, there are some fairly recent talks going around for the release. I’ll keep it spoiler tagged for anyone that wants to learn it later.

||Soon||

[lost coyote]

2019: silksong is coming soon

[burnt topaz]

did the group allow you to leak that info

[digital glen]

i literally forgot to unclick the overlay but it somehow made the image better

[raven shard]

I mean if you consider that 2069 is a plausible posibility for a release date the 20s is soon

[torpid fractal]

the fact that you took a picture of the screen instead of taking a screenshot makes it so much better

[raven shard]

who leaks in screenshots

[vagrant umbra]

How else are you supposed to “leak” info? Use the monitor it’s on? Hilarious.

[raven shard]

that makes it look fake

[cerulean sable]

our goal

is to win

and to win

we must receive silksong

and the stench of victory never permeated itself more than on February

[elfin swift]

february? don't you mean december 3.0

[cerulean sable]

cap

[tropic dawn]

Watch it just not release in February.

[serene chasm]

You say that like that would be a shock

[burnt topaz]

3?

[coarse leaf]

i hope it comes out like December 2022

[digital glen]

Either at the beggining or the end of the yeah works for me

[tropic dawn]

You say that like it wouldn't be a shock for some people.

I'd honestly be surprised if it comes out before next year.

[coarse leaf]

i reckon it'll be the end of this year or the start of 2023

[tropic dawn]

I'm betting on mid-to-late 2023. How much am I betting? Absolutely nothing.

[torn ravine]

If the leak was true then team cherry are probably going to pull off a last minute trailer.

Like DOOM TAG2

[coarse leaf]

i doubt they'll give us absolutely no news for like a year and then rush a last minute trailer in the month it releases

[opaque sigil]

dlc is a different situation than a game

Especially dlc that was already purchased, and for which marketing would therefore serve no purpose at all

[torn ravine]

Well I feel they wouldn't say anything about the game before hand to not spoil anything.

[opaque sigil]

That has nothing to do with proximity of date announcement

And they have already said plenty so clearly TC isn't too stingy to the point where they won't say anything

[pale oasis]

stop it. ur raising my hopes

im getting the clown make up for myself and the unicycles

[opaque sigil]

And blatantly fabricating arguments around the assumption that the clearly nonsense leak is correct is just begging the question

[torn ravine]

Are you serious?
They barely said anything about Hollow Knight as well, sure they showed more but only forgotten Crossroads.
If they would post news about the game exploring it wouldn't be as fun, we've seen enough even in the trailer, and the E3 demo

[tropic dawn]

Let's be honest, the leak was probably a placeholder date.

[opaque sigil]

They said a ton about hollow knight

[torn ravine]

Would you want SS to be spoiled in a few news things

[opaque sigil]

You completely misconstrue what I said

[pale oasis]

im assuming its more of a "its happening sometime this month but not on this exact date"

very optimistic and foolish assumption i'll admit

[opaque sigil]

It's not that they don't care about spoilers it's that they are demonstrably willing to make a trailer

[serene chasm]

This. Basically every area was shown before release

[torn ravine]

omg I am so stupid. I completely had forgotten. I am sorry.

[haughty brook]

Except the Abyss for obvious reasons.

[serene chasm]

I do hope they keep the spoilers to a minimum in the next trailer

[torn ravine]

Holy crap am I stupid sorry. And yeah less spoilers in the trailers.

[opaque sigil]

Which could easily be done, as they have been doing all along, by reusing areas

[serene chasm]

Im getting /s vibes from this\

[opaque sigil]

They could create a trailer using what we already know, thereby both having a trailer and not actually revealing anything new, why else would they have provided like three plus screenshots of the same rooms in some instances

[torn ravine]

What is /s?

[crisp drift]

Sarcasm

[torn ravine]

Ah okay thanks

[crisp drift]

But usually the /s is to show irony/cynicism

[torn ravine]

It wasn't sarcasm, I was wrong so I said sorry.

[serene chasm]

All good. sorry for assuming so in the first place

[inland stratus]

how are you so sure there is a next trailer

[opaque sigil]

I'm not

[torpid fractal]

i still have ptsd to that time the cheese sauce of a smokey destroyed my computer

[opaque sigil]

I'm saying they could make one in such a manner

And it's standard practice to do a release trailer

[serene chasm]

dont eat over your computer

[torpid fractal]

i didn't have a case at the time

and when i bit it launched at the perfect trajectory to hit my gpu

[torn ravine]

Wow that sucks

[torn ravine]

Lucky for me I have my Grilled placenta Burger with cheese.

[serene chasm]

I really hope that isnt a thing

[torn ravine]

It isn't I think what would I know.

[torpid fractal]

until i make it a thing

[torn ravine]

A mod? What are they doing here?

[shell yacht]

also late to the convo
but despite HK trailers showcasing most of the game i see about 6 guys a month enter lore with 100% files and ask who every character is

[serene chasm]

people dont pay attention

[torpid fractal]

who is hornet

[torn ravine]

Who is Gorbnet from White Bell tower?

[long comet]

Who is Gorb?

[haughty brook]

I mean, the trailers of HK showed many areas and characters out of context and didn't reveal any big spoilers.

[digital glen]

I have a curse that seems every friend of mine cant remember any characters name

[serene chasm]

Those people are that annoying person you hate watching movies with because every 10 minutes theyre asking "Who's that?"

[torpid fractal]

i probably know 99% of the characters names

[torn ravine]

Bro those people are the worst, especially when their friend says everything that's going to happen next in the seat behind you for the New Spider Man.

[torpid fractal]

except for the weird dream people

[languid linden]

So true but unfortunately you have a Grimm pfp so your opinion is invalid

[torn ravine]

I do? Oh my god I do

[digital glen]

Youre a Hollow Knight fan?

Name every resting ground ghosts

[torpid fractal]

legendary take: i don't care about watching popular newly released movies

[serene chasm]

hipster

[torn ravine]

Holy crap I've never noticed what I actually a bit shocked how stupid I am

There i changed it I think

Did it change?

[pale oasis]

aight sure one second

[digital glen]

Oh no...

[olive ermine]

What have you done

[pale oasis]

Atra, Boss, Caspian, Dr Chagax, Garro, Grohac, Hex, Hundred Nail Warrior, Karina, Kcin, Magnus Strong, Millybug, Molten, Perpetos Noo, Revek, Thistlewind, Waldie, Wayner, Wyatt

[olive ermine]

Oh that wasn't as bad as I expected

[torn ravine]

Nice google search I m joking I I don't know

[torpid fractal]

who

[pale oasis]

u should see the time i memorized all HK enemies

[torn ravine]

Okay I tried doing that

Holy moly

[outer finch]

Bru I couldn't even remember what you call ambulances earlier today, how can I top that

[pale oasis]

wait for silksong enemy list

[outer finch]

👁️👀👁️👀👁️ I await patiently

[torn ravine]

It's about rice

[feral falcon]

I want an enemy named mossbag in silksong, and it's just an png of mossbag's face with a bug body

[night silo]

Its about flour

[feral falcon]

we create it we devour

[fossil cedar]

silkgsong

[feral falcon]

Hollow Knight fans when they see a silk producing song: 🤯

[tardy folio]

silksong when

[glass vigil]

You want rice? I recommend Sakuna of Rice and Ruin, you won’t regret it

[north shuttle]

yesterday

[feral falcon]

Silksong released as a paid DLC for Hollow Knight 2 years ago dude

[torn ravine]

Okay I guess.

Bro why does this actually look dope?

[old flare]

It does look very cool

[lost coyote]

has anyone here played the hit indie game hollow knight

[serene chasm]

I tried it. Overhyped.

[feral falcon]

No, but I my favorite indie game is probably Icarly for the nintendo DS, the final boss is so fucking epic

[ebon sierra]

Yup died to this void looking girl? Think her name is horney?

[glass vigil]

Rice is Power!
Spoiled harvest goddess Sakuna finds herself banished from her opulent celestial home to an island overrun with demons. In the untamed wilderness, she must rediscover her birthright as the daughter of a warrior god and harvest goddess by weathering the elements, fighting monsters, and cultivating rice, the source of her power.

I seriously recommend it

[ebon sierra]

No

[lost coyote]

same, definitely in my top 50 games of 2009

[glass vigil]

Good for you, mask faceless dude

[ebon sierra]

Also to you, wolf hat dude

[random fox]

I personaly prefer shaq fu

[digital glen]

Is that for DS?

[ebon sierra]

Ye

[lost coyote]

silksong news in 7 minutes

until my pizza arrives

[digital glen]

Ari himself will deliver the pizza

[serene chasm]

everyones having pizza today it seems

[digital glen]

i wish

[lost coyote]

topped with hornet shaped pepperoni

[random fox]

I had barbequ

Tho i want some pizza rn

[serene chasm]

BBQ is amazing

[glass vigil]

Haven’t had pizza in 4 weeks

[random fox]

Indeed

[lost coyote]

would you rather ari delivered you:
1)pizza
2)silksong news

[random fox]

I had bbq sosig and kebab

[feral falcon]

I wish I had pizza, can someone order one for me?

[serene chasm]

You poor thing

[digital glen]

I may commit a sin, eat strogonoff with chicken heart for meat

[ebon sierra]

Tell md your address and zip code

[feral falcon]

doesn't sound too bad tbh

[digital glen]

Havent had pizza since last year 😂

[random fox]

Pizza, than tie him up until he tells me ss news

[lost coyote]

pizza, then tie him up until he gives me more pizza

[random fox]

How will he give u more pizza if hes tied up

[lost coyote]

I will give him dough

and a pizza oven

[feral falcon]

what if you wanted pizza, and Ari freaking Gibson was the delivery guy, what would you do??!?!

[random fox]

How many pizzas could tc buy if they spent all their money

[lost coyote]

take the pizza, pay him and close the door

[random fox]

Like a million or 2?

[glass vigil]

Who’s Ari Gibson? I’m terrible with names

[lost coyote]

hey guys team cherry here we have an announcement we have cancelled silksong and instead decided to buy 2 million pizzas

[random fox]

Guy from shrek

The short one

[feral falcon]

The main developer of Hollow Knight, I think...

[digital glen]

Does hornet has to loose her arm to use tools?

[lost coyote]

ari is the HK artist

[random fox]

No its the small guy from shrek

[lost coyote]

ari is not lord faarquad sadly

[random fox]

This is silksong not sekiro

[feral falcon]

Oooh yeah, also that small dude from shrek

[random fox]

Wouldnt mind a second sekiro.

[glass vigil]

I see, thanks Squidward!

[lost coyote]

I think team cherry should just cancel silksong and remake hollow knight, it is very outdated and could benefit from one

[feral falcon]

Hornet will have to become the heroine of time to defeat ganon, and save the mushroom kingdom once and for all, and with that, accomplishing the legend of DELTA RUNE

[digital glen]

So...

[lost coyote]

super mario: ocarina of silkrune

[feral falcon]

Oh my God, imagine a mini-game like that actually happening, heck, from what I've seen, maybe the Song's that hornet will play are actually the Silksong version of dream nail, like, you can open a certain door using some sort of music, that Hornet will play with her needle

[digital glen]

That would be cool

[lost coyote]

I honestly don't see many other ways the "song" part would come into play so I think its likely

or why she would be playing an instrument

its seen in at least 2 separate screenshots

[digital glen]

You need to connect you guitar into the device you are currently playing

[lost coyote]

good opportunity to resurface this

[feral falcon]

Hornet Silksong will appear in the new Guitar Hero game, you just wait

[digital glen]

Or piano, last boss is Rush E

[shell yacht]

[lost coyote]

to beat the bosses you have to assemble a full orchestra to play their theme into the microphone irl

[digital glen]

Sooo......

[feral falcon]

And there is a secret hidden boss, that you'll need to play an entire orchestra in order to defeat them

[feral falcon]

Oh my god we said the same thing lol

[lost coyote]

too late you got 🐌 'd

[feral falcon]

I'm indeed a snail, thank you

[digital glen]

isNAILed it

[lost coyote]

what

[digital glen]

It made sense in my head

[lost coyote]

oh right

I hope the scrapped snail village from HK gets into SS

[feral falcon]

Imagine silksong comes out, and when you decide to attack an enemy, suddenly the screen fades to black, and weird shapes appear, suddenly, the exact replica of earthbound's battle UI appears

[lost coyote]

silksong creepypasta

[feral falcon]

I am going to make a fucking photoshop with that, great idea me!

[digital glen]

I remembered know when Graig did an pun and everyone was going crazy thinking it meant something

[long comet]

10 mins

[feral falcon]

Suddenly, Hornet has hyper realistic blood coming out of her eye

[lost coyote]

graig would say something like "I like burgers" and people would somehow infer that it meant that silksong was releasing in 24 minutes and 7 seconds

[serene chasm]

[lost coyote]

hornet drowned

[split tide]

Clearly Graig just needs to make the final celebratory burger for SS’s release, and it’ll take 24 minutes 7 seconds 573 milliseconds to make it

255 milliseconds after that they can release silksong

[lost coyote]

oops they released it 1 millisecond late now they gotta wait until next year

[split tide]

Oh no

On the bright side at least Graig can practice his burger making skills for another year

[lost coyote]

how do we know australia hasnt sunk into the ocean

have any of you seen australia since December 13 2019? exactly.

[stiff owl]

We did

[pale oasis]

well I = 9th letter, L is 12th, K is 11th, E is 5th letter, B is 2nd, U is 21st, G is 7th, S is 19th letter

9+ 12 + 9 + 11 + 5 + 2 + 21 + 18 + 7 + 5 + 18 + 19 = 136

136 hours or maybe 136 days and silksong comes out

[stiff owl]

The edge magazine

Maybe it sunk after that was released

[lost coyote]

no the edge magazine was faked by leth who is an evil mastermind

[feral falcon]

You see, the phrase "I like burgers" has three words in it, and, if we do the math (3-1=2), Ok, but what is the 1 you ask? Well, with that, I'm going to say that, graig is the number one, because, as a matter of fact, he is the beta tester, ok, nothing out of the ordinary, but, you see, silksong is clearly not finished yet, so, let's use Graig as one, what it means is that, the final answer is two, two major games that have been released by team cherry, them being Hollow Knight, and Silksong, so, with that, we can see that Silksong will come out when it's ready

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[feral falcon]

I used all of my braincells to think this stupid thing

[pale oasis]

youtube commentary channels:

[lost coyote]

I only have so many gorb brain reactions to give out guys

well I dont

I don't think daily silksong news is enough, I'm gonna start a YouTube channel called hourly silksong news

[feral falcon]

Oh no, please don't do that

[pale oasis]

24 vids a day? jesus

[shell yacht]

[lost coyote]

on the grind

[feral falcon]

Silksong news every fifteen minutes

[pale oasis]

then ill make a Secondly Silksong News so 86400 videos a day

[stiff owl]

Secondly silksong news

Alliteration

[lost coyote]

Secondly Silksong Scoops

[stiff owl]

Alliteration has the word lit in it

Therefore silksong will be lit

[lost coyote]

I see no flaws in that logic

[pale oasis]

2 words sharing the same first consonant isnt alliteration. ur gonna need 3+

Secondly silksong scooping the sweetest news for you bumbling battalion of bustling discord bees

[feral falcon]

I'm going to make channel named silksong new news, it's just a regular channel that has no videos, BUT THEN! When some news actually drops, I'm going to make a video about it, and immediately delete my channel.

[stiff owl]

Thus concludes my college thesis

[lost coyote]

Minutely Milksong Mashup

[stiff owl]

I’m gonna make a hollow knight voidheart edition news channel

[lost coyote]

-makes channel
-drops one video after months
-refuses to elaborate
-leaves

[feral falcon]

How about we do some Silksong bosses guitar cover? Like, right now, let's make an hypothetical boss fight, and then, let's make an hypothetical boss theme, AND THEN, we do the guitar cover.

Sometimes, my own genius... Scares me...

[stiff owl]

Mod silk song before it’s released

[feral falcon]

let's make an UwU hornet mod

[lost coyote]

create silksong before its released

[stiff owl]

Hollow knight: breath of the wild when

[serene chasm]

Howwo Knwight Siwkswong

[stiff owl]

Howwo knwight mod actually already exists

[lost coyote]

hollow knight: twilight hornet
hollow knight: mask maker's mask
hollow knight: needle of time
hollow knight: wyrm waker
hollow knight: skyward slash

[opaque sigil]

And another one likely will for SS

[stiff owl]

Skyward slash is sad it didn’t make it

So is titans fist

[feral falcon]

Hollow Knight: grubish cap

[lost coyote]

titans fist is just desolate dive beta

skyward slash would have just been great slash but upwards so pretty pointless

[stiff owl]

Imagine if it was the saw blade attack

[feral falcon]

That's going to be an attack from the next game, Hollow Knight: PaleCrown

Holy shit that name actually slaps

[stiff owl]

Pale court moment

[lost coyote]

indie games that take place underground

[shy stirrup]

more like pail curt

[stiff owl]

Pale cut

[digital glen]

Iam really hoping for the more dynamic enemies in ss, after a point in hk, almost all enemies turn into a joke, you can tank it or kill in 2-3 hits

[stiff owl]

It’s combat based

Maybe we’ll get a boss as a normal enemy

[feral falcon]

Ok, but what if, Team Cherry actually continues making more Hollow Knight games, and then out of nowhere, they announce, Hollow Knight: Prime, where the camera is actually first person

[lost coyote]

moss mothers littered around greymoor

[feral falcon]

and then Hollow Knight: Prime 4 enters development hell

[lost coyote]

hollow knight: dread

[stiff owl]

They announce “Solid Knight”

[shy stirrup]

i hope massive mosscharger becomes the ridley of these games

[lost coyote]

where deadly E.S.M.Ys chase you

[high hedge]

It’s VR and traps you in the game

[shy stirrup]

the series then proceeds to die for 10 years

[feral falcon]

If you die in the game, you die in real life, also, you explode black void thingy (or screen transitions)

[lost coyote]

we're already in that phase

[stiff owl]

They announce a game with the release date the day after the heat death of the universe

[shy stirrup]

tc out here innovating

[high hedge]

Luckily you respawn elsewhere missing part of your soul

[shy stirrup]

gamers dont die, they respawn

[lost coyote]

I feel bad for pikmin fans Nintendo said pikmin 4 was "almost complete" in 2015

[stiff owl]

When you die you bleed screen transitions

[feral falcon]

And then you need to attack your own shadow, before they kill you again, and lose all of your irl money

[shy stirrup]

i swear it was 2014

honestly tho this is why i appreciate nintendo not showing/taking anything about a game till near completion

[pale oasis]

pik nukem forever

[shy stirrup]

whens the scott the woz video happening

man im so behind on scott lore

[feral falcon]

Imagine scott the woz makes a video about Hollow Knight, not gonna happen...

[shy stirrup]

he has canonically played hollow knight

[lost coyote]

scott the woz lore

[shy stirrup]

yeah im like 3 arcs behind

luckily he takes a break after xmas so i have time to catch up

[lost coyote]

can mossbag make a video of scott the woz lore please

[shy stirrup]

4 hours long

[feral falcon]

THE (mostly) ENTIRE LORE OF SCOTT THE WOZ

[lost coyote]

our story begins with the release of chibi robo zip lash

[feral falcon]

tbh, I just watched recently the videos of Scott the woz, so I have no idea about the lore

[shy stirrup]

start from season 1, youll really be able to appreciate the character development

[lost coyote]

this game blows

[shy stirrup]

i think ive watched every scott the woz episode from season 1 and 2 like 3 times

[feral falcon]

Ok, but do I have to read the prequel book first? Or not?

[shy stirrup]

nah release order

[lost coyote]

the prequel books ruin the lore I wouldnt reccomend it

they only made them as a cash grab

[shy stirrup]

i wouldnt say ruin, its just they dont live up to everything esle

[feral falcon]

Ooooh okay then, thanks man, also, does it have lots of fillers?

[shy stirrup]

yeah but theyre good fillers

some of my favourite episodes are probably fillers

[stiff owl]

How’s everyone coping

[feral falcon]

Oh ok then, I'm going to watch, the only spoiler that I took are the Gex arc, but that's about it

[coarse leaf]

Since when SS-Discussion turned into Scott the Woz discussion?

[shy stirrup]

it all connects dw

[serene chasm]

Hey y'all

[lost coyote]

S(cottthewoz)S-discussion

[shy stirrup]

NO NO NO ITS HEY ALL GOD DAMN IT

curly ur getting blocked '

[serene chasm]

sorry

[feral falcon]

Hello everyone, Scott Wozniak here

[coarse leaf]

But yeah, Scott's videos are really good

[shy stirrup]

genuinely insane how consistently good his content is

[lost coyote]

me when this server

[shy stirrup]

im sure one day scott the woz will mention hollow knight in a video about metroidvanias and the L button

[coarse leaf]

I'm just shocked on how he made an 1 hour video about a blue border

[shy stirrup]

and i loved every minute of it

[cold anvil]

Do u guys think hornet is void

[feral falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-woz-scott-the-woz-depression-gif-15777111

[feral falcon]

Me when Silksong:

[lost coyote]

me when I have depression

[shy stirrup]

true

[pale oasis]

me when steam reviews say that lace 1 was too hard and they spent 10 hours on her

[shy stirrup]

i spent 2 days on hornet 1

i was NOT good at this game first playthrough

[lost coyote]

lace protector and lace sentinel

[pale oasis]

same

[shy stirrup]

no joke, i literally spent 20 days on pantheon 3 i have also spent 3 years on pantheon 5

[pale oasis]

well actualy i was good at first playthrough cause i only have one playthrough (steel soul be quiet)

[lost coyote]

I beat hornet and false knight first try because my first full playthrough was like my 5th playthrough

[pale oasis]

SAME. ARE U MY ALT?

[feral falcon]

i spent 5 hellish hours on hornet 2, because I didn't know that there was a nearby bench from the arena, so I literally just spawned in the Colusseum of Fools, and I had the same long and tedious travel every single time I died

[pale oasis]

primal aspids :)

[lost coyote]

I remember spending ages doing broken vessel for some reason

[pale oasis]

DUDE SAME

[shy stirrup]

i spent ages on broken vessel and then beat lost kin attempt 6

[feral falcon]

I beat failed champion first try, somehow...

[shy stirrup]

literally the only bosses i did first try were vengefly kings, gruz mother, and mmm

[lost coyote]

I think the longest any boss in the base game took me was like 2 hours

and that's only nkg

[feral falcon]

I never completed Pantheon 3

[lost coyote]

pure vessel and absrad took me longer

[shy stirrup]

its weird cuz i beat p4 the same day but p3 took me almost a month

i guess the only challenge in p4 was really pure vessel

[lost coyote]

I'm the opposite I beat p3 afte just a few tries but p4 was super hard for me

I practiced PV in HoG for hours until I did it radiant

[serene chasm]

did you have zote in p3?

[shy stirrup]

yeah

[lost coyote]

no lmao

[pale oasis]

aight im gonna invite the HKR5 Chads by saying this: I beat PV Radiant in 15 minutes

[lost coyote]

I had him in PoH tho

[serene chasm]

haha. Its quite a different challenge with him

[shy stirrup]

hes also the reason i havent beat p5 yet but im not gonna switch to my file without him because that means he wins and i lose and i cant elt that happen i have to beat him i have to beat him i have to beat him

[lost coyote]

p3 with AB at once took me less time than P4 AB at once still tho so idk

both were incredibly painful because of collector, zote and PV

[serene chasm]

I got use to gpz. As long as I can get through markoth with enough health

fuck p5 though

[shy stirrup]

i have died to his stagger like 20 times

[violet ore]

Isn't Silksong coming out in February?

[serene chasm]

No

[shy stirrup]

not confirmed and like 90% no

[lost coyote]

I've died to PV randomly jumping across the screen for no reason so many times

[shy stirrup]

they need to remove stagger damage in ss or i will die

[lost coyote]

he doesnt even do a move he just jumps and he only does it SOMETIMES it's so dumb

[shy stirrup]

i feel like thats more common iwth lost kin

[lost coyote]

lost kins main attack in jumping tho im pretty sure PV isnt supposed to just jump without doing an attack

[serene chasm]

Just pogo pv

[mint valve]

me when SS doesn't come out in Feb

[lost coyote]

me when silksong doesnt come out within 10 minutes and I blow up the team cherry office

[near egret]

and dd, just like every other boss in the game

[lost coyote]

nono I'm not talking about the stab down attack I'm talking about him literally just leaping across the arena for no reason

he only does it 1 in every like 50 attacks but it always catches me off guard

[opaque sigil]

PV does that if you stay in the air too much

Stay on the ground, only jump when actively dodging

[serene chasm]

oh his drop attack?

[lost coyote]

the most deadly attack any boss can have is jumping

[opaque sigil]

No, it actually just jumps at you

[near egret]

bro we talking bout pv or bv?

[lost coyote]

no

[near egret]

lost kin?

[serene chasm]

yes

[stone current]

☕

[lost coyote]

no that reply was supposed to be to curly

[serene chasm]

I know the attack now. Its been a while since Ive fought PV

[stone current]

I hate thinking that silksong discussion is screenshot discussion anyway

[opaque sigil]

You barely ever have to face that attack anyways

[near egret]

pv jumps?

[lost coyote]

its annoying in radiant mode lmao

[opaque sigil]

Stay on the ground more and it won't do it

[lost coyote]

rarely

[near egret]

i didn't know that

[lost coyote]

or when you pogo on his dive attack then he does another one straight after and jumps straight into you

[mint valve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMNfKRMHe4 No

[coarse leaf]

Hollow night Silksong more like hollow knight dick cock

[trim estuary]

🤨

[mint valve]

Heeeeey. inscryption has hollow knight mod thats actually well made and not a reskin.

[trim estuary]

Real?

[gray lance]

[trim estuary]

powdered you seem very confused today

[shell yacht]

this channel has that effect

[serene chasm]

#sk-discussion used Confuse Ray on PowderedWater

[mint valve]

how did I make powder confused?

[digital mural]

silksong!

[chilly nexus]

the fact that the 2019 blogpost is still their pinned tweet and it's 2022

[digital glen]

i think they simply forgot their password and are shy to say it

[chilly nexus]

you'd think there's more recent pin-worthy news

[signal plaza]

i told my friend whos a big fan of hk and very excited for silksong that "hornet is void" and it lost its shit

[chilly nexus]

they retweeted the fangamer restock and APWOT reprint

[split tide]

PV will empty hop you if you stay too long in the air without touching the ground

this is why I only do one or two jump and don't pogo them anymore

[mint valve]

Man EA has made a redemption arch recently. They made star wars: Fallen order and it takes two. Man those are good games

[digital glen]

they published those games

[serene chasm]

EA really doesnt make game. Other then a few sport games

[mint valve]

Oh. They didn't make it they just bought it

[digital glen]

respawn makes good games, its sad they are tied with ea

[pale oasis]

SILKSONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[mint valve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn8L6pupzw4 dont forget

[digital glen]

and it takes two has Josef Fares

[pale oasis]

ah nah nah i aint listening to "elden ring go brr"

im gonna stay blissfully ignorant

[pale oasis]

respect

[opaque sigil]

The "TC won't release in Feb because of Elden Ring" argument is total bs, TC won't release it in Feb because it's not ready, not because another game happens to exist

[digital glen]

if someone would defeat EA, it would be like the ending to Cuphead where they defeat the devil and release peoples souls

[mint valve]

if it comes out

[digital glen]

cuphead has already launched, what didnt launch yet is the dlc

[mint valve]

thats what I meant

[pale oasis]

yeah thats my thought

normally pogobro has pretty good/honest content (like calling out how sometimes people can be overly kiss asses to TC) but sometimes he just falls off mark

[digital glen]

big dumb moment

[opaque sigil]

When people claim that others are being kiss asses it's just because they have no real argument but ok

It's a weak fallback

[pale oasis]

well ive seen like one group of TC simps which im not rlly gonna divulge into cause...i mean u want to see some random person rant about people just saying "clown" forever

[opaque sigil]

Clown shit is a different thing

[tawdry valley]

You aren’t wrong but at the same time:

[pale oasis]

LMAO GREAT TIMING

[opaque sigil]

I mean you know both of those are jokes

[tawdry valley]

I can confirm the top one exists for real

[mint valve]

I donated 50$ so I better get my moneys worth

[digital glen]

yeah Rockstar is waiting for the dawn of time to occur so they can release their game with no competition

[tawdry valley]

Granted it’s prolly cause the guy is a kid

[fiery coral]

oh I have indeed seen people claim HK is a perfect game and TC can make no mistakes yada yada

it's definitely a thing

[opaque sigil]

A lot of the time the "oh you just don't think TC can do any wrong" is just because somebody doesn't agree on that specific point, it's a bullshit strawman

ie "oh you don't think TC needs to give us news well you just think everything they do is perfect"

[tawdry valley]

TC is an excellent game company, I agree. Some people just don’t recognize that it’s also, yknow, a company.

[tawdry valley]

But yeah, that’s definitely an argument that’s used in bad taste

[opaque sigil]

And in bad faith

[pale oasis]

now then, which is worse? the rare "oh TC is holiness incarnate and theyre perfect in every way", the "everything that isnt HK is a ripoff" , or "TC is obligated to give us everything at this point"

[coarse leaf]

I can't imagine a perfect game tbh

[digital glen]

i pitty the streamers that play games like hk, undertale and the soulsbornes

[opaque sigil]

Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch

[tawdry valley]

Both are polarizations that exist. They are the same problem and not two different punchlines

[digital glen]

because you cant complain anything without a dozen of people saying you are incorrect

[coarse leaf]

I don't know what is this game, so it doesn't exist

[opaque sigil]

It's a perfect game (or as close as I've seen)

[tawdry valley]

There is functionality nothing wrong with portal 2.

Best FPS game I’ve ever played

[pale oasis]

ok game grumps. my guys just spent 2+ hours beating false knight and then wandering aimlessly in greenpath being lost even when they find cornifer. that was something

[coarse leaf]

But when I see a "perfect game" topic, I always see people talking about games like Ocarina of Time & Mario Galaxy

[fiery coral]

[tawdry valley]

Mario galaxy has a fair amount of issues actually

[mint valve]

I think Its dumb to say " SS isn't coming out in Feb because elden rings " TC could release early Feb like Feb 3

[tawdry valley]

The largest one being how you collect bonus stars on levels

[pale oasis]

oh i love mario galaxy but i gotta say, some of the levels are boring af. also the swimming mechanic...not my thing

[coarse leaf]

But what about Ocarina of Time though?

[digital glen]

the comment session of this must be insane

[tawdry valley]

Idk. Never played it or was too young to finish it when I did

[pale oasis]

i feel like the argument is "oh well both are souls-like so therefore the audience that will buy these games is split" which sounds ok on paper but then if u think about it...kind of weird

[fiery coral]

SS won't release in Feb anyway, most likely

[coarse leaf]

Hopefully we get an update

[digital glen]

guys hollow knight is coming in 2017

[opaque sigil]

Different platforms, SS isn't a souls-like

[tawdry valley]

The universe will end, collapse on itself, and then repeat

[coarse leaf]

2022 is gonna be the year I can feel it

[pale oasis]

lmao it is

some are "oh well they shouldnt play it if they don't want to"
some are "yes even if they dont like it they shouldnt have released 4 episodes if theyre not gonna go further"
there is the one guy who said "im glad they quit cause HK is dogshit ripoff lame"
and then there's one guy who just keeps commenting in every section "hey theres these channels u can watch" which while nice, is a little annoying after a bit

[chilly nexus]

Silksong is gonna redefine world building

[coarse leaf]

Silksong looked pretty aight from the e3 demo

[tawdry valley]

The earth will be formed, Christ will be born, and 2017 years later hollow knight will release

[coarse leaf]

Also, also, what's everyone's best game of all times?
Not necessarily your favorite game, but the one game that you can say "This game doesn't really have any issues"

[opaque sigil]

Ni No Kuni 1

[mortal mango]

Elden ring

[fiery coral]

more of a discussion topic in my mind is whether behemoths like Elden Ring will affect TC or whether they think SS is big enough on its own

[tawdry valley]

No mans sky

[mint valve]

one is metroid vania the other is a open world I think. Which category of game does Elden ring fall into besides souls like

[digital glen]

one thing that i like to do to kill time, is watch negative reviews for soulsborne and doom eternal

[pale oasis]

wait can someone explain why youtube said silksong 2022?

[tawdry valley]

This is a joke.

[fiery coral]

Portal 2, surprise surprise

[mortal mango]

ori but there was just one issue with it; the bosses were too eas-

[opaque sigil]

Google autogenerates from the internet, youtube uses google data

[coarse leaf]

I feel they’re definitely in the final stages of development

[tawdry valley]

Wrong, portal 2 is the worst game I’ve ever played because it ends.

[opaque sigil]

Maybe, maybe not

[pale oasis]

wait but why didnt that occur back in the geforce leaks

[coarse leaf]

I've never played any Portal game, so I don't have any opinions on that!

Bug fixing and polishing and testing

[opaque sigil]

Because it didn't hit whatever threshold google uses

[tawdry valley]

You don’t get to make excellent puzzle mechanics, characters, and levels to then stop out of nowhere

In summary: portal 2 sucked because we got blue balled

[opaque sigil]

I haven't played portal 2 in a while, I should give it another go

[digital glen]

but then suddenly they have an idea to do a whole other kingdom

[serene chasm]

same

I want a robot to call me fat

[coarse leaf]

But really, I can't name a single game that doesn't really have any issues

[digital glen]

the whole concept of perfect is strange

[coarse leaf]

Yeah

[opaque sigil]

I mean in terms of games I would kinda just have to take it as "has no problematic (or obtrusively problematic) elements and excels in most/all relevant areas"

Basically it does the important things amazingly and doesn't mess up anything else

[silver oak]

by that measure, often the simplest games are the highest quality

[opaque sigil]

Well they have to be especially effective in the intended purpose, not just lacking deficiencies

[silver oak]

mobile games that are made to pass time are really good at it

[digital glen]

like minesweeper

[tawdry valley]

Lots of games like that tho

[coarse leaf]

I guess a perfect game would be basically a game that you can't say anything bad about it

[silver oak]

arcade games like pac-man are made to be addictive and quick, and succeed greatly

[opaque sigil]

Really it's subjective

[coarse leaf]

As any other media really

[pale oasis]

gex

[silver oak]

enter the gecko

[tawdry valley]

Excellent is an objectively better word than Perfect in my non-subjective opinion

[coarse leaf]

Probably yes

[digital glen]

yeah

[tawdry valley]

Portal 2 is still up there imo

[silver oak]

You can say "In my excellent opinion," or you can say "In my perfect opinion," but either way you're still a dick

[coarse leaf]

I mean, I didn't play the Portal games, so I can't really talk about them

[fiery coral]

play them

[serene chasm]

yes play them

[fiery coral]

they're unbelievably cheap

[silver oak]

I have Portal 2 undownloaded in my steam library

[coarse leaf]

Unique, I'm a console gamer

[tawdry valley]

No excuse at this point, decade old and dirt cheap

You can run it on your grandmothers heart monitor

[fiery coral]

should be on PS3 and Xbox 360 at least

[digital glen]

buy a pc

[coarse leaf]

Give me money then!

[digital glen]

but yeah, i cant play also

[fiery coral]

Knight if you have an old PC it'd probably run just fine on that 🥴

[coarse leaf]

Just for $10,000, I can play it :)

[serene chasm]

Can you get portal 2 on the new consoles. I know its on ps3 and 360

[coarse leaf]

Unique, I don't have one